1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,360 This creative work is released under Creative Commons Share 2 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:14,720 Alike 3 point O The game master of SCP site 19 is Dan players 3 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:22,240 Joe as Jacob hockey, Bob as Faxwell blart, Derek as Brett 4 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:25,520 Sawyer and Alex as Bean Remington. 5 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:36,320 Welcome to the SCP Foundation. Welcome. 6 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,760 Welcome everyone, back to the main mini podcast featuring some 7 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:42,560 more Z&D. We're back at it again into SCP 8 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:48,400 Site 19, and when we left off last week, you guys spent 45 9 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,480 minutes trying to evade kidnapping from something that 10 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:54,240 was going to kidnap you and that you couldn't prevent. 11 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,480 You couldn't prevent it, but it's OK. 12 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,440 It's OK. I forgive you. 13 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:06,040 I tried so hard. OK. 14 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,160 This is chief of security Rainer. 15 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:12,240 Date and time have been logged. We're here conducting D class 16 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:16,760 interview for D142O Four, previously known as Jacob 17 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:20,160 Hockey. Unemployed, although with a 18 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,680 prominent online presence, he spent his time and most of his 19 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,680 life in the wilderness with his dogs. 20 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,720 Mr. Hawkey was sentenced to life without possibility of parole 21 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,080 for killing his wife in cold blood. 22 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:36,280 D12404. Please identify if all your fare 23 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:40,760 information is correct. Yeah, I, I had a cabin up north 24 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:44,760 in Ottawa, played some Super Nintendo and ate some Cinnabons 25 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:48,600 on a glazed Oakwood slab. If we get out of here, I'll, 26 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,480 I'll bake you one over the open fire. 27 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:55,120 I must admit it, I'm surprised of you being here. 28 00:01:55,120 --> 00:02:00,240 D 12404 but we will not be enjoying Cinnabons together I'm 29 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,400 afraid. Oh that's OK. 30 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,600 It doesn't take much for me to be happy with nothing else to 31 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:13,400 add to this end of interview. So once you get back out of your 32 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,680 interviews with Haggis and Doctor Bob, as far as like what 33 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,560 what happened? And they say, well, OK, I guess 34 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:25,840 we're I guess we're done here inside eighteens got their own 35 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,680 stuff to do. So let's get back on the road. 36 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:32,600 We got we got a head up up to Chicago. 37 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,040 Yeah, Haggis. Yeah. 38 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:42,040 Since we just brushed shoulders with death, think we can stop at 39 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,360 Timmy's? Oh well. 40 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,120 I. Can use the double double right 41 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,560 in about now I. Mean if we get across one, I 42 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,440 guess. Yeah, I played a step in the 43 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,520 Portillo. Sure, I wouldn't expect you to 44 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,400 go out of your way or anything. I would like to make a stop at 45 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,840 Bogo King if possible. Bogo King. 46 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:03,320 What's a Bogo king? No, I'm not saying Bogo king. 47 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,640 I'm saying Bogo King. Yeah, I. 48 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,160 Don't know. What BOGO is they have? 49 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,080 Do they have a BOGO deal at Timmy's? 50 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,920 Why do you believe these same? Burger King. 51 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:14,080 What? How? 52 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,160 That's two coffees for the price of one, eh They? 53 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,840 Have a good cup of Joe. BOGO. 54 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:25,080 I want one of the waffles. You'll like waffles. 55 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,560 I'm going to stop at Portillo for a Chicago dog. 56 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:32,400 So you stop at Portillo's and you consume 3500 calories each. 57 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:41,120 The meal of an alpha. Don't you mean an alpha? 58 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,680 Brett, in fact, you accidentally eat the napkins evolved so you 59 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:50,520 actually ate 3700 calories. A very good source of fiber. 60 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,520 You did not realize there were fibers? 61 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:56,320 That's his daily fiber. I thought they were white paper 62 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:58,120 for egg rolls. Egg. 63 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:05,880 Rolls so you you make your continue making your way up 64 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:10,480 towards Wisconsin to an unknown area you see. 65 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,520 Oh, you know the city. The city of Chicago fly past 66 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:18,079 you. It's a bright sunny summer day. 67 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,200 You thought you would never see the sun again and. 68 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:26,280 Should just do it on your face. Director Haggis informs you all 69 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:30,120 that after this little trip you only have two more sentences to 70 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:33,840 serve after your close to unlucky brush with death. 71 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:40,040 Both 2 times last week, both with the old man and with the 72 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,200 mysterious tower that you guys encountered. 73 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:44,280 Oh, I forgot about that. Eh, that was fun. 74 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,160 That was a hoot. That was a hoot. 75 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:51,800 So you you pull up. Small quiet Wisconsin town, 76 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:59,320 maybe no bigger than you know. 10,000 people live there and as 77 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:07,000 you approach you see a rather large fenced off area with in 78 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,480 the woods. It's fencing off the woods with 79 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:14,800 like a no camping sign and no trespassing signs and that's 80 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,560 where you stop and you disembark from your vehicles. 81 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,880 Agus Agent 99 would love this. We're not supposed to be camping 82 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,680 the area. Well, we. 83 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:27,360 Put the. We put the signs up so we can. 84 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,160 Probably have hotels in the area. 85 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,520 No one's above, no one's above the law, even when we're the 86 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:35,760 ones that said it it. Well, we are no. 87 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:39,960 Well, you're not though. Well, yeah, so. 88 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:45,160 Anyway. And he opens up the trunk of the 89 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:51,280 SU VS and you see that there's it almost looks like like chest 90 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:53,000 rigs. You know he's know what chest 91 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,200 rigs look like. No. 92 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,800 No. So they're two straps that kind 93 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,120 of go over your shoulders. And then on the front, normally 94 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:04,400 there would be like magazine pouches, but he's got camera 95 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,760 work set up on it. So you've got like GoPro set up, 96 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:12,200 there's a microphone set up to it, There is a holster, and 97 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,400 inside the holster are 19 elevens. 98 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:21,080 Oh. This is like in my Black Ops. 99 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:22,600 Days. This is you've got. 100 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,880 You've got camping gear on the back. 101 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,120 Why does my chess piece work so much larger than everyone 102 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,720 else's? You got an XXL? 103 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,600 They're about wow. You're a good sized fella. 104 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:39,320 Listen, I had to employ an entire vision worth of people to 105 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:45,640 make just yours. Again, the pawn serving the 106 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:51,160 master. Whatever. 107 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:55,200 Yeah. And so there's survival gear in 108 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:58,800 there, there's a handgun, and then you've got camera, camera 109 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:02,200 and sound equipment. And so you know on each, on the 110 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,280 front of each of them and the back of them, they have patches 111 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:08,880 on it and it calls out D class and then your number that's 112 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,480 associated with your D class. Oh, OK. 113 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,640 So he instructs you to go ahead and put them all on. 114 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,560 I'm assuming that you do. I do. 115 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,400 I'm going to check the Chamber of this 1911 A. 116 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,720 The chamber is loaded and so you have what in the chamber is an 117 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:30,000 additional eight shots so. OK 7 + 1 a. 118 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,840 Yeah. I, I, I, I'm a good, I'm, I'm 119 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:36,200 proficient at hunting. He used to hunt with my dad up 120 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,720 there. Good up in the UPI should say 121 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,800 down in the UP. Because we're I have never, I 122 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,040 have never held a firewall before. 123 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:46,840 I believe it. And you? 124 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,360 Say you're an alpha male. Maybe I. 125 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,520 Should take your gun and. It's neat. 126 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:55,440 My my my number is 86, the same as my agent number. 127 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,040 That's pretty awesome. Wait. 128 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:00,840 Yeah, yeah, we bought the. Screen Am I still in the agency? 129 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,680 No, I knew it. No, no. 130 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,000 No, you can't convince me. I am I I knew it. 131 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,120 I knew it. I am. 132 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,680 I knew Chief wouldn't forsake me. 133 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:16,040 No. Damage on the 19 elevens. 134 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:21,720 The the base damage is a 2D8, the X damage is A1 is A1 D 10 + 135 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,600 3. Oh, sick, sick. 136 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,440 OK, OK. How much is in a magazine? 137 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,520 7 is in a magazine. 77. Plus one. 138 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,480 Really. Yeah. 139 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:37,440 Yeah, one in the chamber. I'm gonna make sure mine's in 140 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,760 the chamber. All ready to go? 141 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,760 I'm just going to use mine as a club so I'll keep it as melee. 142 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,039 Doctor Bob kind of closes it on you guys. 143 00:08:44,039 --> 00:08:46,800 And say, all right, well. Oh, you scared me. 144 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:51,200 Oh, sorry, sorry, I was over. There smoking my stogie. 145 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:57,560 So basically you guys are going to go camping for the night over 146 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:01,640 there where it says no camping? Just made it wrong about. 147 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:03,600 That it's OK. It's OK. 148 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,760 I put up the sun. So I'm I'm letting you know it's 149 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,520 OK. I don't worry about the social 150 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:11,960 stigmas of following signs. Oh, that's good. 151 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:12,920 That's good. Yeah, I didn't. 152 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,560 Worry about you at all? I'm worried about the lawful 153 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,440 implications there. Just a little worried about you, 154 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,160 Doctor Bob. Oh, I'm, I'm good. 155 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,600 I'm good, you know, Still. I don't think so. 156 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:27,080 Doctor Bob, why do we have guns? What's what's out there? 157 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:31,360 It's just in case you can't cross anything, you know, any 158 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,600 animals, bears, Wolverines, you know. 159 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,640 The hell. Is hunting or something? 160 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:42,600 No, no. No, like, you know how the movie 161 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,480 Red Dog goes? You know, in case the Chinese 162 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:48,680 decide to invade, you're armed. I prefer the remake. 163 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,400 Oh, I'm sorry. That's something that Andrew 164 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:55,760 Twait tells me to say or to do. To officially become an alpha 165 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,760 male, I need to fight a Bale. Well, you'll have your 166 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:01,760 opportunity. So make sure. 167 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:05,360 Your make sure your cameras are on, you know, we're going to 168 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:08,880 just be monitoring in case anything weird happens, you know 169 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:12,640 baby, but. I think it's on. 170 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:15,680 Yeah, no, they're all on. I see the red lights. 171 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,160 They're all looking to me. Great. 172 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,520 I'm going to look handsome. Fantastic. 173 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:23,480 So good you. Trimmed your mustache. 174 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,680 I did. Yeah. 175 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:25,920 You. Got you. 176 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,960 Got this little ear hair though sticking out. 177 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,720 Well, it you, you guys were gone for six months. 178 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,760 I had to grow something. I'm going to pluck it. 179 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,120 And Doctor Bob screams and rides on the ground and. 180 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,440 He said. He says some naughty things that 181 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:44,080 I couldn't hear from Doctor Bob, you little wet licker. 182 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,880 You kissed your mother with that mouth. 183 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:50,520 You better. Watch it. 184 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:51,960 Stinking language, eh? He. 185 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,120 Tells you that he's going to like. 186 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,880 Profanity, he tells you. That he's going to kiss your mom 187 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:59,480 with that mouth and. Watch your profanity. 188 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:00,480 Watch. Your. 189 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,920 Profanity joke. Joke's on you, my mom's dead, 190 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:07,760 you weirdo goodness. Gum mom, my ears are bleeding. 191 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,640 All right, class. Quiet down, quiet down. 192 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,160 Agent Cheddar's out. So you're stuck with me. 193 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,760 Sucks for you. So anyways, today we're getting 194 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:27,480 into SCP POO 316 Object class. Keeter, this is a level 4 195 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,280 secret, so under no circumstances are our Foundation 196 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:36,640 personnel to approach SCP 2316. Observation of SCP 2316 must 197 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:40,080 only be carried out by remote dummy probes utilizing video and 198 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,680 audio recording equipment. Only those personnel adequately 199 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:46,200 rated for exposure to cognohazard anomalies may review 200 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:50,880 footage and audio of SCP 2316. The lake in which 2316 is 201 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,800 located has been quarantined and fenced off and is to be 202 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,280 routinely patrolled by individuals who have not been 203 00:11:56,280 --> 00:12:00,160 exposed to SCP 2316 and have no prior knowledge of its 204 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,480 characteristics. You do not recognize the bodies 205 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,680 in the water. Individuals who attempt to 206 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:08,160 bypass the enforced quarantine must be apprehended and moved to 207 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,960 Site 33 for a full cognitive influence screening. 208 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:14,080 Individuals who come within 50 meters of the lake containing 209 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,200 SCP 2316 are to be considered lost. 210 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,600 You do not recognize the bodies in the water. 211 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:24,400 Description SCP 2316 is designation of for an anomalous 212 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:28,600 phenomenon existing within the lake within county. 213 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:33,080 SCP 2316 manifests as a group of human corpses floating in a 214 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,040 small group on the surface of the water. 215 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:40,080 The identities of these corpses are through DNA testing have 216 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,560 been inconclusive. While SCP 2316 appears to be 217 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:47,760 individual instances, it is theorized that SCP 2316 may 218 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,880 instead be an entity composed of a collective consciousness. 219 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:55,720 Individual instances of SCP 2316 do not act on their own, but do 220 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,920 seem to be able to collect as a single unit. 221 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:02,240 The individual instances of SCP 2316 are unrecognizable, and you 222 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,000 do not recognize the bodies in the water. 223 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:08,040 SCP 2316 hosts a powerful cogno hazard effect causing. 224 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:11,760 Those who have viewed SCP-2316 are aware of certain parts of 225 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:15,800 its nature and are enrolled in the to believe that the 226 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:19,920 individual instances of SCP 2316 are human beings they recognize, 227 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,760 typically from their childhood. Attempting to come into contact 228 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:27,400 with SCP-2316 instances by the way of entering lake or touching 229 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:31,400 an instance of SCP 2316 will cause other instances of SCP 230 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,320 2316 to appear. You do not recognize the body's 231 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,680 bodies in the water. The additional instance is only 232 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:39,360 served to reinforce and add to the strength of the cognitive 233 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,680 hazard compelling affected individuals into the lake. 234 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,720 Individuals who enter the lake this way are lost and to date 235 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:50,640 none have been recovered. You do not recognize the bodies 236 00:13:51,000 --> 00:14:02,520 in the water. So he, you guys usher on in. 237 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:07,280 There's a small, he uses a key to unlock a lock and open the 238 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,200 gate up. You guys file in. 239 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,040 You start making your way through the, the trees and the 240 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,840 brush. You're following a path which 241 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:17,520 leads you down to a lake on that lake. 242 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,280 And often it's, it's kind of hard to tell. 243 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,480 And as you can see from the background of Mr. Master as 244 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:27,840 well, it's a lake with, you know, trees all around, nice big 245 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,560 forest. And it's really foggy. 246 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:34,640 Walking in, though, you didn't notice the fog until you got to 247 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,360 the lake. Like Silent Hill? 248 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,680 Yeah, yeah, you. Well, you didn't really like, 249 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:42,240 walk through anything to get there, you know what I mean? 250 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,920 It's like Foggy Nelson from Daredevil. 251 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:50,080 Yeah, it's just over the lake in general for no apparent reason. 252 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,080 I'm about to be looking for my dead wife that I killed. 253 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,040 That you killed. Oh, spoiler alert. 254 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,880 Huh. Yeah. 255 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,160 I hope you played Silent Hill too. 256 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,120 I I didn't. It resonates with me. 257 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,080 Yeah, I killed my wife and. It's almost cold, like you're 258 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,280 cold. It's almost like you're the 259 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:12,800 Resident Evil, you know? I mean, I was an evil resident. 260 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,480 That's why I was doing hard timing. 261 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,320 So you guys, you guys go ahead and start setting up camp there 262 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,400 on the lake, I'm assuming mm Hmm, OK. 263 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,160 MO inwen. Jacob doesn't doesn't bother 264 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,520 with the 10, he just starts with the fire. 265 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,920 OK, you just start making a fire out of out of nowhere. 266 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,040 All gather sticks. I'll just work on the fire. 267 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,160 I don't. I went for a brisk swim in the 268 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,200 lake, so it's creeping everybody out. 269 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,840 It's fun. I'm just kidding. 270 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,080 Oh, you're you're swimming. I know. 271 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:44,040 I just. Kidding. 272 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,280 No, no, no, no, no. Hold on a minute. 273 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,800 It'll. Be a fortnight for you. 274 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:51,880 Oh, you're swimming. You're dead. 275 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:55,360 You died. No, babe, no. 276 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,520 God. And, and from this point 277 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:03,800 forward, I will, I will say this, this one is, is, is a very 278 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:07,480 high risk for all of you. So. 279 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:11,240 OK. This one is on you. 280 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,840 I planned on dying in the last 1 so I survived. 281 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,680 Very good, I thought. I. 282 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,800 Had they're all, they're all high EMN. 283 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,880 This one's less on. What? 284 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:27,880 You can do and more on your roles, so that makes sense. 285 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,360 Unlike the last one where Dino died is all in the rolls. 286 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,480 All in the rolls. Awesome. 287 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:38,400 And outsmart this. So yeah, you guys go ahead and 288 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:44,400 set up your campsite and just kind of go ahead and go about 289 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,600 what you would do for setting up by the campsite. 290 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,320 So. Making the fire. 291 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,560 I'm gonna I'm gonna set up my camp a little bit Fargo away 292 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:55,120 from everyone else, and I'm gonna find a nice patch of glass 293 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,560 and start rolling in it so I can attract some more pheromone. 294 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,320 I. Think you got what I'm? 295 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,079 Trying. I'm trying to get more 296 00:17:04,079 --> 00:17:06,920 pheromones on my body, more old feet, small. 297 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,200 Pheromones. I got it now OK. 298 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,839 Yeah. So we have tents and all of that 299 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:13,880 good stuff, sleeping bags, like the full block. 300 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:17,200 You got tents scamming bags. Yeah. 301 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:20,040 And so as you're rifling through your what, what's on your pack? 302 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:24,800 You've got a 1911 with a mag in and two mags extra. 303 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:30,840 You have your tent, you have a sleeping bag, you have two Mr. 304 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,360 ES each. And then, you know, fire 305 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,960 starting equipment like a a hatchet. 306 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,760 It's definitely not enough Cowboys for me. 307 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:45,560 Two Mr. ES I'm gonna set up my my tents and everything and I'm 308 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:48,480 going to clean. I'm gonna clean everything up. 309 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,640 I'll make everything neat and clean, and then I'm gonna start 310 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,720 to whittle a chair. OK, all right. 311 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,280 Like out of a log. Yeah, with, with an axe and and 312 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,720 yeah, just gonna start to whittle and and and make a 313 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,200 chair. I'm gonna push craft a chair. 314 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,960 OK, Bean, I see that you're trying to negotiate with 315 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,320 something. I. 316 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,240 Want to see if they are? The Canadian will go check out 317 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,360 the water. Hey, Bud. 318 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:18,480 No, no, no, no, he doesn't. He doesn't listen to me. 319 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:23,280 I've died far too many times. Yeah. 320 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:27,000 Hey. Canadian Upper Peninsula. 321 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,200 I'm sorry. It's Jacob. 322 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,360 It's Jacob. It's Jacob. 323 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,920 I'm sorry, Jacob, you got. It all right. 324 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:35,320 Hey, Jacob, I saw something over by the water. 325 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,320 It looked kind of like like like a box of Donuts. 326 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,640 You should you should go check it out. 327 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,280 That'd. Be he puts. 328 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:46,920 A. Finger to your lips and he 329 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:47,760 pulled. You had he. 330 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:56,360 Had me a box. He pulled out a a laminated like 331 00:18:56,360 --> 00:19:00,320 a glossy wooden plate out of nowhere, and it's got like a a 332 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:06,040 cinnamon bun cooking on it. The ingredients. 333 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:11,400 I was gonna try and make you roll to avoid my persuasion, but 334 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,400 that that sidestep was perfect. I'll take it. 335 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:20,160 That's fine. Oh, thanks man. 336 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,440 I love the same invite. Do you do you want to split it 337 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,800 with me? I'll get the coffee going on the 338 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,160 fire. Oh. 339 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,840 But it's all for you. I made it for you. 340 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,960 Hey I'm I'm making something special. 341 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,960 Hey, what a guy I'm. Using the ingredients from the 342 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,680 MRE's and I'm seeing what homemade. 343 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,640 Deer like, in fact, from the MRE. 344 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,920 'S and I stole a well, just cinnamon from the Bucky's back 345 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:46,280 on the road. Well I'm going to roll to see 346 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:50,440 how many sit ups I could do. OK, go ahead and roll I I'm 347 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,200 interested slash 1. DA Oh my God. 348 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,280 Tickle, tickle me. Curious. 349 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,640 Yeah. No, just me curious, what is it? 350 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,680 Just before a lot. Oh yeah. 351 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,040 Where is that at? Where is that at? 352 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,320 Where is that? At on the right side I see it. 353 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,920 It's like going down. So yeah. 354 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:13,120 Well, you surprisingly pumped out 12 man and then and then you 355 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:19,040 had every single one you you farted on your way up and then 356 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:26,040 on your last one your your your core contracted so much from 357 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:31,920 being used for the first time in a while that you are now lying 358 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:36,560 in agony on the ground as your core is grandpa. 359 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,240 The pain of making oneself better. 360 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:49,640 Yourself one better. Bean, I see that you're doing 361 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,240 some. Venus. 362 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,480 Do you say Venus? Bean. 363 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:58,520 Is bean, is. Okay, you said it fast. 364 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:03,480 I thought you said Venus. What do you what do you got, 365 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,760 Bean? I'm trying to make coffee on the 366 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,280 on the fire like percolator to go with my cinnamon bun. 367 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,920 I don't know if I. Hold enough for it. 368 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,800 There was one, there was a percolator already there. 369 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:19,080 And so you do have some instant coffee in your MRE when you're 370 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,720 throwing that in there. You guys did arrive around like. 371 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,000 I make enough for everybody, by the way. 1-2 in the afternoon. 372 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,640 So if that's the guy. Coffee for everyone. 373 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,680 Oh, thanks, dear Bud. Yeah, I brought marshmallows to 374 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,280 put in it. You're actually very surprised 375 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:40,160 with how ill people the area is, right over the last couple of 376 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,960 missions, right? It's it's been, you know, you've 377 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:48,960 been locked in a with, with a doctor that can raise zombies. 378 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:53,080 You've had this creature flying out of nowhere that ripped 379 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,680 through the walls and tried to kill you. 380 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,040 You were locked in another cage with a thing that couldn't move 381 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,040 unless you were, or that couldn't move while you were 382 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,640 looking at it, and killed one of your friends. 383 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,080 Not Jacob, but. Not Jacob. 384 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,880 Yeah, that that wasn't, didn't happen to Jacob. 385 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,840 That other guy. That other guy seemed nice. 386 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,920 You you guys were while driving transported to a different 387 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:15,720 dimension. You had to fight a a mold guy. 388 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,800 So this is this is pretty relaxing, a little R&R for you. 389 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:22,360 It feels deserved. Yeah, I would agree. 390 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,600 It almost feels like I. Did my booboob market actually 391 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,880 went off? It almost feels like I didn't 392 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,400 kill my wife. Almost. 393 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:34,680 Almost What? What? 394 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,120 What? I thought you were doing a cow 395 00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,840 control. No, I killed her in cold blood. 396 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,600 Ice cold blood. Oh my. 397 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,360 Is that why? She was talking back to me. 398 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:52,640 Well, I mean you. Know is that how you? 399 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,840 Is that how you ended up here? Yeah, yeah. 400 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,200 Oh, pretty much. I was in. 401 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,920 I was, I was gonna be a lifer. And they told me I could do a 402 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,240 little science project and well, peekaboo, here I am. 403 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,200 Wow, wow, it's. Wonderful. 404 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,680 Wonderful. Honestly, honestly, I didn't. 405 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,800 I didn't respect that from you. Me neither. 406 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:24,280 Very out of character for me. No, it's it's always the quiet 407 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:28,320 ones you've got to worry about. I honestly thought that a beam 408 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,080 would be the Moto. Why everyone go quiet after I 409 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:35,560 said that? Maybe we should tell each other 410 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,920 what we're in for. Eh, we already did well. 411 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,240 Jacob I. Don't think he heard. 412 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,440 He didn't hear our stories, our back stories. 413 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,240 Yeah, they must be. I didn't. 414 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,720 I didn't think of that. I'm sorry. 415 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,920 Oh, I forgive you. I always forgive. 416 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:49,360 I love you. I love. 417 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:53,080 You. Yeah. 418 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:57,000 We're not there yet, Guy. I quest the Boo Boo Boo market 419 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,600 by scalping them and people got mad. 420 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,840 In fact, it was so much Boo Boo boos it would have been three 421 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,880 wife sentences 3. Wife. 422 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,480 It's like it's a lot. Wow. 423 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:12,200 Yeah, how very prolific. Prolific, yeah. 424 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:17,320 That's what I said. Just making sure I heard you 425 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:22,840 there, bud. That's a lot of cards or toys or 426 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,600 whatever you're doing with that. Whatever a Boo Boo is. 427 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,080 Collect those key chains with will dolls on. 428 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:34,520 They look a little. Scary enough to get three life 429 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,720 sentences. I was a lot. 430 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,000 I had a whole warehouse went to that. 431 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,640 It's a little hard to believe, but I believe it. 432 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,600 I will show you at some point if we have a guy out here. 433 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 OK. Anybody else feel like sharing 434 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,840 their back story at all? Well, I mean, I've, I've shared 435 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:02,040 it, but I suppose Jacob, excuse me, got a piece of wood stuck in 436 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,240 my throat. I suppose he hasn't heard it. 437 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:09,640 I was, was worked with a government organization known as 438 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:15,880 Control and I was assigned to protect the dignitary, foreign 439 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:20,440 dignitary. And nobody told me who he was. 440 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,320 And they didn't, definitely didn't tell me that he was 441 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,600 armed. He saw a threat, he pulled his 442 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,440 weapon. I thought he was the threat. 443 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,920 And I shot him and killed him very quickly and easily as I've 444 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,400 been trained to do. And yeah, they sent me up the 445 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:39,240 river, you know, so that kind of wasn't my fault, but I guess I 446 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,000 should have known. I should have my keen senses as 447 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,200 I was trained. I should have been able to 448 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,120 ascertain that he was the guy I was supposed to be protecting 449 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,000 and not shooting. So yeah, that's where I'm at. 450 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,480 Huawei. Yeah. 451 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:57,920 I always warp you in that story. Two murderers, hey? 452 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,400 Yeah, I, I kind of depend on that one accidentally on 453 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,880 purpose. Well, manslaughter, you know. 454 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,600 Yeah, you're not wrong. Manslaughter of a dignitary just 455 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,920 as bad as murder. Yeah, I think you're going to 456 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:17,840 show me that. No, my wife, she said she didn't 457 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,600 like Timmy's. And it was after a long day 458 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:24,280 slaving away at the YouTube videos that I was making, and 459 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,040 she just said that sent me over there, Jay. 460 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,280 So she was doing the dishes and I dunked her head in the sink. 461 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,920 She stopped fighting. Yeah. 462 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,080 I'm thinking that. You beat her over the head with 463 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:40,080 a juice rail can or something. You forgot you loved her. 464 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,400 Wait, you were a YouTube? Well, yeah, more of the TikTok 465 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,680 I. Couldn't imagine ever hurt in 466 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,760 age of 99. I, I maybe I've come across some 467 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:53,800 of your thumbnails. I think so. 468 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,120 I like to cook in the wild, mix it a. 469 00:26:56,120 --> 00:27:00,200 Box a lot of wet arrows. Oh man, I love those videos. 470 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,800 Oh, oh man, that's you. Some Super Nintendo in the in 471 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,520 the woods. All of a sudden they take on a 472 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,680 different different flavor altogether. 473 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,480 It was a beautiful thing. I think the wife and I just 474 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,840 growing apart. Maybe I would sit in the liquor, 475 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,480 the white clothes a little too hard. 476 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,400 As Andrew, the way you were. Dumping her face in the 477 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,480 dishwater. Washer women all like cars and 478 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:30,320 they are replaceable so you can always go find another woman. 479 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,640 She was precious to me. Would you believe? 480 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:38,080 I don't think so. Real, real mad, just overtaken 481 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,520 by rage. You guys just don't follow my 482 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,960 warden savior Andrew Twait and that's OK. 483 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:46,440 I I still forgive you guys. Is he trying to say Andrew Tate? 484 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,720 Who? Who's that? 485 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,960 That. Never, never mind it. 486 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,320 Dean, what about you? You want to share your back 487 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:02,120 story all? I'm pretty sure I saw your wife 488 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,800 in the lake over there. You should go check it out. 489 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:09,080 Bug. I didn't. 490 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,400 Yeah, weirdest thing ever. I don't know how she'd get here. 491 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,960 You should go see. Go look in the lake, just for a 492 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,240 minute. Or. 493 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,840 Impossible, I think. Oh. 494 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,680 Definitely. I'm gonna get more firewood, 495 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,440 more wood for the fire. Check out. 496 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,000 You should check out By the Lake first. 497 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,080 Everybody go ahead and roll. Where the trees are. 498 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,880 Willpower for me. Just flat willpower. 499 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,320 This is a place where I thrive self. 500 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,640 Control. You know, until I don't. 501 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,680 You said willpower. Yeah. 502 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,080 Willpower. Over 16 Trump. 503 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:49,520 My will is kind of garbage. Pretty high despite the -1. 504 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,960 But I got water with this distress and self-control, 505 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,720 ironically. Bean, what about you, buddy? 506 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,800 There it is. They're 12. 507 00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:02,560 Yep. So Brett, Jacob and Bean, we're 508 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,400 gonna roll 4. Did I fail? 509 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:10,840 What I have to get? Yeah, you guys failed roll 510 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,360 self-control. Dang, yeah. 511 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,720 Sweet 30 What I. Was I was trying to figure out 512 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,880 why my handgun thing wasn't working, I figured it out. 513 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,680 He's going to shoot somebody. No, no, I just thought ignore 514 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,080 that you didn't have the. Revolver off a lot. 515 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,480 Of you. But it didn't happen rolling I. 516 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,400 Counted every day, Brett. You thought that you saw 517 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,880 something in the water, but you just you. 518 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,480 You. You just turned around. 519 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,760 Yeah, well, never mind. It was a walk. 520 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,640 Or something it. Wasn't a body. 521 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,280 No, but Jacob and Bean they. Said. 522 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:56,360 Jacob and Bean, something catches your eye at the lake. 523 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,480 Good willpower. Good willpower. 524 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,200 Can't roll it good though. Jacob. 525 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,720 My wife go check it out. Little bit bad, no? 526 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,160 Just if you're. Truth be told, I'm still kind of 527 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,160 mad at her, eh? Hold on, just if you're about to 528 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:16,000 go investigate, you hear somebody walking on the trail. 529 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,360 Who would be? Oh. 530 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,680 Hello. You're not supposed to camp 531 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,200 here, eh? Oh, they're. 532 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:24,360 Not camping The Walking. I'm in the ready position to 533 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,800 fire my weapon. OK. 534 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,800 As am I. I got my weapon drawn. 535 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,080 Two of you guys have your guns drawn. 536 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,080 Oh, who goes there? Whoa and. 537 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,240 He also pulls his weapon. Oh. 538 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,560 My bad, it's a cop. A holster, My weapon. 539 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,800 My bad, officer. Identify yourself. 540 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:47,320 Upon it, he still keeps his his weapon out and he he approaches 541 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:51,280 you first facts well with his weapon drawn and he says, whoa, 542 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:55,000 DNR officer Lenny, OK, you need to back up right now. 543 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,720 You need to drop that weapon. Not only am I holstering my 544 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,800 weapon, but I am going prostate on the ground and saying I am 545 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,640 not worthy. I am not worthy. 546 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,960 I am not worthy I. Want to see your prostate? 547 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,280 I said. Prostate nothing. 548 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,600 Nothing's more beta than a man bowing to another man. 549 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,520 This is the man, though you don't know he. 550 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,960 Doesn't work like Andrew Twait. He is. 551 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,680 He is better than Andrew Tate. Praise that plate. 552 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,120 Plate. I don't know why I can't tell 553 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,640 what you're saying half the time. 554 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,160 What do you mean I'm speaking queerly? 555 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,120 Queerly. Yeah. 556 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:41,040 Who's being queerly? Are you? 557 00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:46,800 Sure. You guys to understand? 558 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,400 You're trying to what are you, What are you saying? 559 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:54,960 Who's that being? Yeah, being is, is is trying to 560 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,840 negotiate. Being is. 561 00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,160 Going to negotiate that we were not, that we were not a threat, 562 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,720 but I don't think I rolled high enough. 563 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,560 Oh well, I mean, you still get to say this stuff. 564 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,160 Yeah. Officer. 565 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:12,120 Officer, Sorry for my friend who like me, he's an idiot and 566 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,520 scared of his own shadow. We thought you might be somebody 567 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,520 coming to hurt us, but we're glad you're here because you are 568 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,160 an officer of the law. He's. 569 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,360 Coming immediately. Defend the law? 570 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:25,240 No. Yes, actually I did, but shut up 571 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,280 anyway so. We. 572 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:29,360 Appreciate. You coming and defending the law 573 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,920 and we are here to comply, not cause any problems. 574 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,040 Mr. Delaney, Sir. We're not here to follow his 575 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,240 law, just just so you know, Tom. OK. 576 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:43,440 All right, well. I use a called SDP lore to 577 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,520 identify whether or not he's an SCP or not. 578 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,520 He is not an SDP, no. OK. 579 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,880 No, he might the wiggle. One of the male Joe he he could. 580 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:59,360 Work for the Foundation. You don't know, but he he is not 581 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,080 in in and of himself an SCP, no. Well, you wouldn't think if he 582 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,640 was part of the foundation, he wouldn't be here. 583 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:09,560 It would just be us, the eagle. Flies over the woods. 584 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:13,440 Ioffer him a Cinnaboni, OK? That's mine. 585 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,520 I. Didn't take care of my money, 586 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,560 not anymore. Edge of mine that was my. 587 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,680 Cinnamon. Your guest are freshie. 588 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,560 Yeah, well. Well. 589 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,360 Thank you I. I appreciate. 590 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:29,560 That why don't you got not to bother you, but do you? 591 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,320 Do you got any chili? Am I doing that in the MRI? 592 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,880 Why don't you come in, sit a while you're. 593 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,320 From Iowa. I have a chewy I'm all we. 594 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,640 Chewy, I'm all we. Or. 595 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:43,960 Nothing. Did he say he? 596 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,560 Wants a hot meal? You know, I, I'm, I'm confused 597 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,760 on what he's saying. Anyways, I I appreciate the 598 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,360 kindness gentlemen. I. 599 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:56,960 We, we, you guys aren't supposed to be camping here. 600 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,680 And then he takes a look at your chest. 601 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,240 Briggs and Never mind, never mind. 602 00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,360 Youtubers. Oh, we're not camping. 603 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,440 Nope, don't need to know anymore. 604 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:09,520 I got it. Y'all see anybody else run 605 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,679 through here? Not my knowledge. 606 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,400 Does jumps or. Running like a. 607 00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:18,440 Living. Existing. 608 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,159 No, nobody existing out here except. 609 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:22,960 No, Mother Nature. Trump. 610 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,760 Is there such a mobile nature? Oh, that's good. 611 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,000 That's good. Yeah, that's good. 612 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,159 That's good. Yeah. 613 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:32,239 Well, if you see anybody living out here in the in the woods or 614 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,080 in the shack or something, just let me know, OK? 615 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,120 Shack. You don't recognize the bodies 616 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,239 in the water, so yeah, just let me know. 617 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,400 Wait. Wait, how? 618 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,120 How do we? How do we let you know, chum? 619 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:45,080 No signals. Yeah, yeah, we'll just. 620 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,239 We'll just holler real loudly. It's a 20. 621 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:49,679 It's a. What is it? 622 00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:53,199 Is it 2 dashes and and and a long? 623 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:57,360 Well, you can also just holler, you know, I, I'm, I'm around 624 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,920 here all the time and it's a pretty small area. 625 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,560 Like. That and you, you hear, you hear 626 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,080 it echo across the lake and he's like, yeah, yeah, I'll, I'll 627 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:08,800 hear that, okay. You don't recognize the bodies 628 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:13,160 in the water, okay? Yeah, just like that. 629 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,440 Yeah, you don't recognize the bodies in the water, Okay. 630 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,080 Bodies in this water. Hey, what? 631 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,440 I haven't seen anything in the water. 632 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,920 I haven't even looked at it. Something about my dead wife 633 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,200 being in the water. I thought about skating. 634 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:26,840 About your dead wife in the water. 635 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,080 OK, I thought you did it. You probably shouldn't go look 636 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,640 at the water though. Why? 637 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,080 Who? Who said that? 638 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:37,200 I. Didn't Lenny right in front? 639 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,400 Of you. Oh, hey, hey, Lenny. 640 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,080 Hey, it's. Lenny, hey. 641 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,680 And he looks over you, Brett, your friend. 642 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,240 He can be classified as mental. We distorted. 643 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,800 But all of us are on the spectrum. 644 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,880 I. Resemble that remark. 645 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:03,160 Well, I am not on any spectrum. Oh sweetheart, you are. 646 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,080 Sweet. Anyway, DNR Officer Winnie, are 647 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,000 you Winnie? Yeah, that's what I said. 648 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:17,440 Are you aware of our situation? Why? 649 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,040 Don't know what you mean. You guys look at a couple of 650 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:24,000 hikers and and campers so just like to do it. 651 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:25,960 So yeah, that's that's all. We all. 652 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,320 That's good. That's good. 653 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,160 Thank you again, Officer Wendy. Yeah. 654 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,760 Hey, Bean, you you, you good over there, buddy, Just by the 655 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,920 fire. I did always want a chili. 656 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,320 I was cooking up some chili for you, Officer. 657 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:43,000 Oh, OK, well, yeah, you know right. 658 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,800 Nice buns in the water. Yeah, well, yeah. 659 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:48,160 Well, Jacob took my, took my Cinnabon SO and tried to give it 660 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,920 to the. Cops so I made him a freshy 661 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,600 angry. I've been there to go the whole 662 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,120 crew. Why is mine missing? 663 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,120 Why is mine missing, Mr. Canada? You hated it. 664 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,920 Tell me I ate it, Yeah. I didn't eat. 665 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:01,800 It I wouldn't remember it. You see it. 666 00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,120 I remember your lips. You see bread crumbs. 667 00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,960 You see bread crumbs leading off into the woods. 668 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,480 I know it. I know it. 669 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,360 Anyway, I I hear you loud and clear, Officer. 670 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,520 I do not recognize the bodies in the water. 671 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,880 In fact, there are no bodies in the water. 672 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,160 Yeah, you're right, there's not any. 673 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,560 There's not, and I don't recognize them even if there 674 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,320 were. Gotcha. 675 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,440 Why? Would there be a bottle? 676 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,120 Chill the water? That's silly. 677 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,960 I rolled a 19 to be able to track him. 678 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:32,600 To track what the the crumbs. Yeah. 679 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:37,760 OK, so you start tracking the crumbs and you come across a 680 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:41,000 tent in the middle of the woods with some tarps hanging up and 681 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,720 there's a fire that's been going nearby. 682 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,360 There's smoke coming off the off the fire. 683 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,560 It's it's not like a National Fire. 684 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,600 It's just embers. Still warm though, so pretty 685 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,640 recent where? Where's block going? 686 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,080 Bought a bought fax. Whoa, Will. 687 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,200 Maxwell, you mean? That's what I said. 688 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,800 Like the space captain from Rocket Man that made the 689 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:07,240 hemorrhoid creep. I went with Maxwell because I 690 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,480 see who took the cinnamon roll. Yeah, yeah. 691 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,360 I'm gonna do 1 push up you're. Just gonna keep doing push ups. 692 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,600 Yeah, OK. Once you once you get there you 693 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:26,360 can smell a lot of alcohol. I don't know what that means. 694 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:30,120 Hit their bud. Can you spare A A A tall boy 695 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:38,120 tall under the tent? It rips open and a man comes 696 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,240 out. He's wearing a trash bag on his 697 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:46,440 head. He's got a he's got a a long 698 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,600 bushy beard. And. 699 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,000 He's got a revolver in his hand. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. 700 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,640 Following. Jack on the other hand. 701 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,000 What are you? What are you guys doing? 702 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:56,520 Huh? What are you? 703 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,680 What are you doing? Camping. 704 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,440 We're just doing some camping, eh? 705 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,320 Seeing the sights. But yeah, is that what you're 706 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,160 doing now? You you're riding around in your 707 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:10,360 fancy fancy space car? Yeah, we're working in your 708 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,920 fancy, fancy offices, probably. Just no, we're putting on. 709 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,680 Oh. But. 710 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,440 It's me. I'm. 711 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,840 I'm homeless, Jim. So yeah, it's my home. 712 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,960 Leave me alone. Now looky here, chum, I just 713 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,960 rolled a 19 to intimidate you and you're going to stand down 714 00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,160 because you're going to realize that we are superior to you in 715 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,800 every way. Especially me, the alpha male. 716 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:38,400 He raised my energy. Your power levels over 9000. 717 00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:41,880 My fellow moms. Actually, a little Would you 718 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:48,080 believe 11,500? OK, well, yeah, you're right. 719 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,720 Yeah. And he holds up the bottle of 720 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:58,160 Jack to his ear. Well, yeah, I OK, Yeah, I guess. 721 00:39:58,240 --> 00:39:59,280 Yeah. What? 722 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,680 I'm doing with. That all right. 723 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,400 He's listening to the liquor. OK. 724 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,240 All right. And the facts. 725 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,840 Well, he's like he. He turns his revolver over, and 726 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:15,040 he he hands his revolver to you. Oh, well, that was easy. 727 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,880 Would you would you like a cinnamon roll? 728 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,280 Yeah, I'm. Working on it all. 729 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:26,400 Right, we'll sit down there and relax and have a good time. 730 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,040 You looks like you're here to party with us. 731 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:31,680 Would you like to inspect the revolver? 732 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,040 Well, why yes Sir, actually I would. 733 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,280 Being he comes and sits next to you real quick and all you smell 734 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:47,080 is Jack Daniel and the fire that you're cooking chili on gets 735 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,400 bigger when he gets around. I see. 736 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:50,640 You. I see you. 737 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,720 I see you're drinking the good stuff. 738 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:57,000 You want some chili? He might be drinking the bad 739 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:57,440 stuff. It's. 740 00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,200 Just a lot it's. Pretty bad on the bad stuff. 741 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,920 It is a 500 magnet that he gave you. 742 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:09,480 Oh my. It does a 6012 damage. 743 00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,360 Is that the base? Yes, and it's X damage is a 744 00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,720 2D12. Wow. 745 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,800 I did 12 push ups. Good job, Jump. 746 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,720 Add AD 8 to your strength. Wait, really? 747 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,040 Yeah, it's raining. You've been working. 748 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,960 On the past. You've been working out a bunch 749 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,840 the past couple levels. Add AD 8. 750 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,880 Heck yeah. Do I get any strength benefits 751 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,560 from the amount of awesome amount of working out I did when 752 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,800 I was in the dark phantom zone? Did you had the cinnamon roll? 753 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:44,680 It set you back. No. 754 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,920 No, no, my 3000 cow, we knew what we had. 755 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,840 So any strength or resilience, anything from just. 756 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:57,080 Being awesome. I know you're the Dungeon 757 00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:02,800 Master. You can see we'll give you all 758 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:08,440 AD 8 in your Dexterity for for how much you guys were running 759 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,320 around the last episode. Everyone. 760 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,240 Yeah, wow, all. Right. 761 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,680 So the way that it works is you have to like buy it. 762 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:18,080 You have to put 100 experience in a thing. 763 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,160 Yeah. OK. 764 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,720 And. Then it and then it will let you 765 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,400 put one in. I already had some extras so I 766 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,360 just used one of those. Perfect. 767 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,960 Sick. Thanks. 768 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,520 Tom Cooking. Yeah, it's burned. 769 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,600 It's burned. Bread I I messed up the homeless 770 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,400 guy's cinnamon roll, eh? I don't want to be the one to 771 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,560 tell him. I don't think he'll care, 772 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,640 honestly. Honestly, you'll know. 773 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,280 When you matter like he just wants 1 here. 774 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,920 You go. In fact, watch this, chum, the 775 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,680 cinnamon roll you're about to eat is the best you've ever had. 776 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,720 World 15. And he, he looks at it and he 777 00:42:56,720 --> 00:43:03,680 starts crying and he inhales it in one bite and he's. 778 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,760 Like the? Best thing I ever had. 779 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,680 Nobody ever thinks for me. Works every time, chum. 780 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,000 Just like the ones mom used to make. 781 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,240 It's like the ones mom used to make. 782 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,760 You know, honestly, I'm what I was trying to ask Director 783 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,520 Haggis for like a baton or something. 784 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,400 Yeah, maybe. Why would you want a baton? 785 00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:28,520 Well, I've never carried a firewall before, but I, I'm 786 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:32,160 really good with him, people with sticks, because that's how, 787 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,800 that's how I, that's how I fought off the other scalpels. 788 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,440 Just look for a big stick. Good, I can look for a really 789 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,280 big stick. I'll help you. 790 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:41,880 You want to. You want. 791 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,400 You want something to hit people with? 792 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:47,600 Sure. Follow me everybody, I got oh. 793 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:50,040 God, I got a pile. I got a pile. 794 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,640 I'm good. OK. 795 00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,920 So is is nobody else going with homeless gym? 796 00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,480 Where's he taking him? I'll follow homeless gym 797 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,600 wherever he goes. He said don't get. 798 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,120 Mild. He had a POW or something and I 799 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:10,560 want to see what his POW is. OK, I dish out a dish of chili 800 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,000 for the officer, not to leave him hanging, and then I dash off 801 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,960 and follow after. I'll miss Jim. 802 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:18,040 Let's stay with Jacob. Are you gonna stay with Lenny? 803 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,480 Yeah. I've got you. 804 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,040 Slowly eating his MRA, just staring at him. 805 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,800 How's the tune? Did you go here all? 806 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,200 Right, all right, so. What was that? 807 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:43,200 OK. I forgot to drop it in homeless 808 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,160 gym, my bad. I didn't know if you guys were 809 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,840 to kill him or not, so I didn't know what. 810 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,000 Are you again? I don't. 811 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,760 I don't have I don't have access to my killer to token. 812 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,880 Hold on, hold on, hold on the. Fire. 813 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,840 The fire around at A at a man that smells like that much 814 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,880 alcohol would be deadly for everyone around 6 miles. 815 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:07,600 So yeah, he takes you to a a lovely little shack on the other 816 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,640 side of the lake. Love. 817 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,880 Shack. That's where it's at. 818 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,440 And you do see two SCP guards patrolling the area. 819 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,720 Hello guards. They don't pay any money. 820 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:22,560 Now they do. Yeah. 821 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:28,680 They look over at you and they see your rig and they just kind 822 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,880 of nod and continue to walk away and you can tell that they're 823 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,440 muttering something under their breaths. 824 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,480 You cannot tell what it is. You don't recognize the bodies 825 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,800 in the water. And they step back and look at 826 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,520 you, and they continue to walk away. 827 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:47,080 I like turn around and I like point my thumb at my D class 828 00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:52,480 patch. Hi guy, come here, come here. 829 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:56,800 And he pulls you over to the side of the side of the little 830 00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:02,120 cottage there, and he pulls back a couple 2 by fours, and he 831 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:06,280 indeed has a pile of weapons. Oh my. 832 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:10,360 Yeah, yeah, I've been. Yeah, I've been saving them for 833 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,400 a while. You know, easy case. 834 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:18,760 What World War 4? Hey, maybe I don't know, we we 835 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,440 looking for. What do you got here? 836 00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:24,160 Can I see like a can I get a list of the weapons or 837 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,480 something? You want to list. 838 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,760 You want to list the weapons. I mean mostly from the 839 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,680 background because I could look but as well know what weapons 840 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:35,320 I'm seeing. Well, I guess what do you Are 841 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,680 you looking for something that shoots? 842 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,320 Are you looking for something you can swing? 843 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,960 I'd probably. Are you looking for? 844 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:45,280 I've already got a good handgun so I'd probably be doing well 845 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:50,760 with good melee weapon would be great and then. 846 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,720 OK. Probably hunting slash sniper 847 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:56,600 rifle for some range I don't know if I'm getting. 848 00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,840 How about we do? I'm good with a shotgun too. 849 00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,920 How about we get one of each or not one of each, but how about 850 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,720 you pick 1 weapon that you think? 851 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,440 Or I guess a classification of a weapon that you would like. 852 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,000 How would you? Like a one handed voided weapon. 853 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:14,160 Long handed bladed weapon. Got it. 11 handed, one handed 854 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:18,200 voided weapon. Like pistols, rifles, shotguns, 855 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:22,600 automatic rifles, something that's doesn't classify as a 856 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:26,880 rifle but or shoot a a projectile, maybe it shoots a 857 00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,400 beam of energy. You can ignore that dice roll. 858 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,800 That was for my own. Grenades. 859 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,920 Blade weapons. Wait, did you say energy? 860 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,400 Maybe. What Tom, I'd like to. 861 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,920 Like for. Use I'll tell you what, Tom, I'd 862 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:45,520 like to find, like to find the strongest weapon you have for a 863 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,560 for a friend of mine who didn't come with us. 864 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:53,560 And I was told in episode 2 that I needed to be more part of the 865 00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:55,080 team. And so that's what I'd like to 866 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,720 do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 867 00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:58,520 I get that. I get that. 868 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,960 I get that. So something special like maybe, 869 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,160 oh I don't know, would you believe maybe plasma rifle? 870 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:18,600 Here. You go. 871 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,240 And he picks up something, and he hands it to you. 872 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:28,600 It's a Turkey sandwich. Gives him a lamp. 873 00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,080 Your long weighted weapon that requires one hand. 874 00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:39,880 He picks up a blade and he hands it to you. 875 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:43,800 Oh. Would you like to inspect? 876 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:46,440 It sure. You see a button on it. 877 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:51,680 Oh, I. Press it, it lights up and 878 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,440 starts vibrating. So like the where the blade is, 879 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,080 it lights up like plasma and steam starts coming off of it 880 00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,840 and the whole thing just starts shaking. 881 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:05,520 What the blade does. Yeah, it's, it's a that's a 882 00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,960 pyroclastic guitar. Whoa. 883 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,120 That's pretty great. I will take it. 884 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:17,080 All right. 20 A weapon of award like like myself. 885 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,440 Are you Are you ready for the the base damage? 886 00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,800 Sure it. Does a 78-O. 887 00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:23,600 What's? That. 888 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:25,800 Boy. I get the feeling that we're 889 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,480 facing some kind of final loss. And then what's the axe? 890 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:33,480 A3 D 10 + 2. Yeah. 891 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:38,480 My goodness. Target catches fire and gains a 892 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,360 poison status when it while it's. 893 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:45,360 Hell Cow. You gain a + 2 to your defense 894 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,200 score. The damage reduction. 895 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:51,520 Yes, all right. What about what about you? 896 00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,000 Tall, dark and broody. All right. 897 00:49:54,080 --> 00:50:00,880 I would like some sort of energy hunting rifle if you've got 898 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:04,840 something along those lines. You want you want something like 899 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,800 long range. Medium to long range, yeah. 900 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,360 OK. And he picks up something and he 901 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:17,040 hands it to you. It it is definitely 2. 902 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:23,560 Hold your hat for you. You. 903 00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:25,520 Got. That. 904 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,880 Too. It's got all kinds of like vents 905 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,880 up front, like it has like vent, you know after your shot and a 906 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,520 pretty large optic that has night vision on it. 907 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:39,000 It is called the Chaos Energy Railgun. 908 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:46,160 Is that either C or AK? Lowercase Capital H AOS Capital 909 00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:50,920 F Energy rail gun. Good thing it's not from actual 910 00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:56,200 chaos, I'd have to destroy it. Oh wait, that's the Spectre 911 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,880 gadget. close enough. Dumb. 912 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,400 And you said there was a capital S as well? 913 00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:04,120 Yes, cool. A real gun, all right. 914 00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,680 Are you ready for the base damage? 915 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,480 Yes, Sir. It is A10D12. 916 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,680 Holy cow. OK. 917 00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:19,400 And the next damage is a 2D12. OK. 918 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:25,320 It doesn't take any ballistic ammo, in fact it's got like a 919 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:29,080 little 3 pronged little outlet plug on it that you have to plug 920 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:35,120 into a wall to recharge it. Is this like a Laz rifle from 921 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:36,240 Warhammer? Geez. 922 00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:41,360 Basically basically it's a souped up laz rifle it ignores. 923 00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:44,240 All. Forms of damage reduction and 924 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:48,960 after fired the attack is also applied to any characters behind 925 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,600 the initial target, so you go through things. 926 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:53,960 Nice. Yeah, yeah. 927 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:55,840 Any. Elemental damage along with it. 928 00:51:57,720 --> 00:52:01,400 Nope, just element type is element type is energy. 929 00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:02,920 Energy. Cool. 930 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,400 I didn't think so. I mean, if it did, I feel like 931 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,440 the earth would burn with it. So. 932 00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:10,280 Good, it could. Like it would Tom. 933 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,560 What's that? Thank you. 934 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,000 Thank you, friend. I'm gonna call this thing baby. 935 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:22,640 OK, what about what? What about you, man? 936 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,680 That got a gun for his friend. You're pretty nice. 937 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,440 You're pretty nice. Well, I'm. 938 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,600 Trying to be a team player. Yeah. 939 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:32,960 Whatever you've got that's that's really, really strong. 940 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,080 Really. Some range to it, maybe some 941 00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:41,880 kind of an energy weapon maybe? Maybe plasma? 942 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:50,280 Maybe play it's me. You want. 943 00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,400 You want like you want a pistol you want. 944 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:58,920 You know, maybe a rifle, a shotgun, maybe a shotgun. 945 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,320 I don't know. I don't know what you have. 946 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,080 A lot of this stuff looks like it came from another planet. 947 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:07,040 Yeah, I just saw that from Nancy P Foundation. 948 00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,200 Yeah. Yeah. 949 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,880 Me, You're my kind of guy, I say. 950 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,600 We got to take him down. Maybe a step up from the 951 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:17,880 cricket. What? 952 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:25,120 What about what? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold 953 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,600 on, hold on. Uh huh. 954 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:29,680 Yeah, and he's got his Jack Daniels bottle up to him again. 955 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:37,640 Yeah, well, yeah. Jane, you know, Yeah, OK, I 956 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,520 forgot I had that. Brett's backing away. 957 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:48,680 No, I I am walking back to camp. What about Yeah, what about 958 00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:52,080 Rocket Launcher? Yeah, I think that would work 959 00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,520 just fine, chum. OK, OK, OK. 960 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:59,520 And he pulls this thing out that has instead of like a tube that 961 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:04,120 launches out horizontally, it it's got three tubes that launch 962 00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:10,000 out vertically and it's quite literally vertical rocket 963 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,560 launcher. Go rocket launcher. 964 00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:19,160 And OK, OK, it does a a 6012 * 5 base damage. 965 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,960 Oh my goodness. There is. 966 00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:26,240 There's no X damage though. OK, OK, OK, OK. 967 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:31,840 So if your attack hits, four rockets will fly high into the 968 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,040 sky at the same turn that they are fired. 969 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:39,160 At the beginning of your next turn, roll A1D8 -1 four times. 970 00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:42,400 This will determine how many meters away the target from 971 00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:43,600 target each of the four missiles. 972 00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:45,120 Land. OK, so you're all a what? 973 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:46,800 A. One D 8 -, 1. 974 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,800 Yeah, at the beginning. So like essentially you launch 975 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,280 you, you launch it once and four missiles go up, right. 976 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,600 And then they kind of just rain down South. 977 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:59,720 A1, D, 8 -, 1 and 8 will hit the target on the nose and then like 978 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:02,640 progressively getting lower the the they get further and further 979 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,960 away. I would think that like a one 980 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:08,000 would hit it right on the nose because it's meters away. 981 00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,000 Yeah, you're right. OK. 982 00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:11,520 I like that better. Yeah, yeah. 983 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,800 Good. So it'll be one D 8 -, 1. 984 00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:16,760 At the four times wait for each rocket. 985 00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:20,360 Four times. Yeah, well, no, just don't, 986 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,000 don't even worry about putting that in anything. 987 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,680 When you shoot it, we'll just, we'll roll it. 988 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,720 OK, I just putting in special, I'm not keeping this. 989 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:31,640 Anyway, this is all to give to a friend of mine. 990 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,640 Well, that I thought that was for you. 991 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,680 No, this isn't for me. You grabbed another one for your 992 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:37,960 friend. I did. 993 00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,560 Oh yeah. What did I grab for my friend? 994 00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,240 Holy cow. Was that for you or is that for 995 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:45,800 your friend? Which one's for your friend? 996 00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:49,200 I I thought this was if you have something else. 997 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,720 Yeah, that's great. Well, you got 2 guns in your 998 00:55:51,720 --> 00:55:56,880 hand. I, I I oh, OK, I wasn't aware of 999 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:58,680 that. I didn't even feel anything 1000 00:55:58,760 --> 00:55:59,640 shing. Shing. 1001 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,880 So what's the other one? He's got a lightning bolt 1002 00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:08,400 generator. Oh, what what what is the What's 1003 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:11,040 the base damage for that? 5G20. 1004 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:19,600 Jacob, write this down to you. Lightning Bolt generator 5D20 1005 00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,720 for the base. You come, you come running back. 1006 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,040 Yeah, you come, you come running back. 1007 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,120 I have like my sword over him. I'm. 1008 00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,360 Excited but. The run around in the border. 1009 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,800 Is intent. Jacob drops the Cinnabon that he 1010 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,960 was making into the dirt with his mouth. 1011 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:39,920 I got. Something. 1012 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:45,920 Yeah, Jacob, what's all the? Room. 1013 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,760 Names I just. Like my Cortana. 1014 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,840 It's cuts in the top of Jacob's beanie off. 1015 00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,040 I got you a lightning bolt generator. 1016 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,880 Only most talk about a close cut there, eh? 1017 00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,800 I wrote an 11. Who wants another cinnamon roll? 1018 00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:13,280 I'm still angry that you took mine and give it to them to the 1019 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,280 top there. I swear these are my dead wife. 1020 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,680 Didn't they? Almost. 1021 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:20,560 Jim runs up and grabs another one, starts eating it, devouring 1022 00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:20,920 it. Does. 1023 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:25,680 That have an axe damage. Yes, so it's a 5D20 for base 1024 00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:28,720 damage and X damage is a 2D20. Holy crap. 1025 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,760 Wow. It's it's mag size is a three. 1026 00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:35,960 OK, OK. Oh, what's the what's the mag 1027 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:40,600 size on the rock launcher? So it says one but when you fire 1028 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:44,200 once it launches 4 rockets. Right, right, right, right, 1029 00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:46,160 right, right, right. OK, OK, OK. 1030 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,440 Just testing it out there. Bloom, Bloom. 1031 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:59,360 And rockets. So DNR Officer Lenny's mouth is 1032 00:57:59,360 --> 00:57:59,960 on the. Floor. 1033 00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:08,800 Shooting shooting lightning bolts into the it's. 1034 00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:16,640 Like a firework show. Flaming with. 1035 00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,880 A sword and. Jeez. 1036 00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:29,360 I'm sure, I'm sure Dean is also, you know, firing off rail, rail 1037 00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:30,920 rounds. You know, we should. 1038 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,320 Something for Dean R&R Officer Lenny. 1039 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:37,600 Well, actually, it's funny that you mention that Homeless Joe, 1040 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:40,200 Homeless Jim comes up to him and he hands him something that 1041 00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,640 looks like a pistol. Here you go. 1042 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,760 Is for you. Thanks, buddy. 1043 00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:46,840 Thanks, buddy. Wait a minute. 1044 00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:48,880 I was looking for you. You're the guy that was chasing 1045 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:54,880 out here and he takes off running into the woods. 1046 00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:58,360 As it's on fire. Yeah, as you're on fire. 1047 00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:02,360 It disappears into the woods. He's breaking his butt. 1048 00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,720 DNR officer Lenny got handed a phaser. 1049 00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:09,600 Oh. It. 1050 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,600 Started the stun. It it it's a weapon that never 1051 00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,080 requires reloading or recharging. 1052 00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:18,560 It does a 68 for based image and a 3D eight for times or XD 1053 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:19,280 image. Man. 1054 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:25,160 Sweet Timmy's above. Everybody roll everybody roll 1055 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:29,680 Willpower. I'm very good. 1056 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:33,240 I wish I got I got I got one of those like strength or dex D8 1057 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:39,120 since willpower. Wait, is it resist distress or 1058 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,560 is it? Baseball, it's straight. 1059 00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,760 It's straight willpower. So, Jacob and Bean, I'll lead 1060 00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,840 you to roll Willpower. Sorry. 1061 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,680 Oh, Jacob did Jacob rolled resist distress. 1062 00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:54,560 Oh my bad. Oh, nice. 1063 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,680 Good. Take that song. 1064 00:59:57,680 --> 00:59:58,920 Maxwell. You'll. 1065 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:07,960 Roll, resist, distress. Paul. 15 you. 1066 01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:13,240 Tumbled right on the money. So yeah, you thought you didn't. 1067 01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:17,600 You didn't. You didn't see it, Dean? 1068 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:21,280 Officer Lenny looks no water. Go, Lenny, you don't walk on the 1069 01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:25,920 water. I don't, I don't, I don't 1070 01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,800 recognize, I don't recognize the the bodies that are in the 1071 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:32,360 water. Oh, oh, that was close. 1072 01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:35,840 But Are you sure? No, I don't ask him that. 1073 01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:41,680 You guys, you guys work and you definitely see bodies floating 1074 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:44,240 in the water. No, it's a bunch of strangers. 1075 01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,600 A bunch of strangers. As well Or do I find it? 1076 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:49,240 No, no, everybody. Everybody sees them, No? 1077 01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,480 Don't see a thing? What did I need? 1078 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:52,560 You don't. No, no. 1079 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:56,760 I don't recognize them. Them is not a a bad thing not. 1080 01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:59,200 Just strangers. But you don't. 1081 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:00,440 Want to look the bodies in the water? 1082 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,640 Well, yeah, don't look then. I'm not. 1083 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:03,920 I turn around. I'm not. 1084 01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:06,600 I'm not going to look. I'm not going to look. 1085 01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:10,400 Shoot them with. Like the water all. 1086 01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:13,920 Right, guys, look, I'm going to go. 1087 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,400 I'm going to go chase after this guy. 1088 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:16,680 He's not supposed to even be here. 1089 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,720 Look, you can keep your weapons from the Foundation, as far as 1090 01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:21,480 I'm concerned. Oh. 1091 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,160 Sweet. They might, they might help you 1092 01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:28,080 out out here for all I know. So I'm going to go chase this 1093 01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:31,720 homeless guy. Good luck and I hope I never see 1094 01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:33,760 you again. It takes off into the woods. 1095 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:36,200 I hope I. See you every day, Deanna. 1096 01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,720 I love you. Godspeed buddy. 1097 01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:42,560 Have a beautiful time. Hope I see you again, Deanna. 1098 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,160 Officer Wanny. But who knows? 1099 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:48,080 Maybe he was hoping that he didn't see you in the water. 1100 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,120 Maybe he meant that he hopes he doesn't see you in the 1101 01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:53,320 foundation again. Who knows? 1102 01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:56,320 Double meaning. That is up to you to. 1103 01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,960 Decide double on Pandua. Not exactly. 1104 01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:07,040 But but hey, the stash that that he had might still be there. 1105 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:08,640 It could still be weapons out there. 1106 01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:12,680 Or I mean. I'm pretty content on what I 1107 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:15,720 have, yeah. I don't think I could carry much 1108 01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,320 more. I don't want to push it. 1109 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:22,320 I don't want. To push it, I feel like pretty 1110 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,520 much, I mean that came against us would be really sorry. 1111 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,360 This content with the 1911 honestly. 1112 01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:37,480 So it night falls and a a little snow starts to fall in the 1113 01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:41,640 middle of summer. What in the global warming 1114 01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,000 warming. Warming. 1115 01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:47,840 Did he say he's in the womb of a global? 1116 01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,600 I don't know what that means. I. 1117 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,680 Don't understand why you guys don't think you know what I'm 1118 01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:59,080 saying. I'm saying collect stuff. 1119 01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:04,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very, very Cleary. 1120 01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:07,200 I I used to. She was a Beverly, clearly. 1121 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,600 She was a good, good author when I was a kid. 1122 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:15,840 Who? Yeah, so as you guys bed down 1123 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:18,880 for the night or I guess whatever Brett's gonna go do. 1124 01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:23,120 This is why. This is why I built my camp. 1125 01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,760 Oh, OK. You you're sleeping far enough 1126 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:29,760 away for everybody, yeah. And wound and mow weeds. 1127 01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:32,680 You have Poison Ivy now? Oh. 1128 01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:37,200 Crap. You know that that's. 1129 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:39,760 What I didn't want? That's like the worst thing 1130 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,920 ever. For some reason your your tent 1131 01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:46,160 is full of like condensation. I I get it's pretty humid out 1132 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,560 here. No, it's just inside your tent. 1133 01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:52,640 I think you're the human one. I think I'm the humidifile. 1134 01:03:55,600 --> 01:04:00,000 All those oils dissipating. My my pheromones. 1135 01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:05,800 Yeah, Jacob makes a tent out of sticks and branches. 1136 01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:10,080 You already had a nylon tent. He never set it up. 1137 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:15,320 OK. Yeah, he went straight to 1138 01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:18,520 cooking cinnamon rolls and. Chili and he's a. 1139 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:21,120 You you fashion a little lean to. 1140 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:25,680 He's a Wildman. Yeah, I sweep out my tent and 1141 01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:29,400 get all the debris and grass and dirt and get out, get all that 1142 01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:34,760 out of lay down in my my sleeping bag and straighten it 1143 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:40,160 out perfectly and suck myself in and lay flat on my back. 1144 01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:45,360 Go night, night. Jacob buries, though it's still 1145 01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:48,840 burning embers under the dirt, and then covers it with a thin 1146 01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:49,440 layer of dirt. Oh. 1147 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,720 There you go. Keep keep me nice and toasty 1148 01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:57,640 warmer than all the rest of you. I doubt that. 1149 01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,160 I could still cuddle with you for warmth. 1150 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:03,560 Come here, Breath. I am a human space heedle. 1151 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,760 Come in. Cuddle with. 1152 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:11,000 Me. I don't. 1153 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,920 I don't feel you wanna cuddle with me. 1154 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:17,360 Being on the cuddle with your your tent is far away from 1155 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:20,920 everybody else. Just just within your shot. 1156 01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:23,400 I don't want to be. Very within your shot. 1157 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,520 Got it. Oh no, he can hear me fart in my 1158 01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,200 sleep. I said yeah. 1159 01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:38,040 All right. Go ahead, everybody. 1160 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:39,360 Beat you. Roll. 1161 01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:42,240 What's that? I beat you roll with my 1D20 1162 01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:45,200 roll. No, everybody, everybody, go 1163 01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,160 ahead and roll willpower. Yeah, I don't. 1164 01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:49,400 I don't know. That doesn't actually work that 1165 01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:49,920 way. I don't. 1166 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:54,840 A weapon hold a 13 jump. You don't hear anything. 1167 01:05:56,440 --> 01:06:01,480 A little later on the night, a couple hours passed by and back 1168 01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:06,200 where you guys had found the supplies at, you can get some 1169 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:09,840 hooting and hollering and some water. 1170 01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:16,040 You hear your water splashing around and somebody screaming 1171 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:19,400 and then you hear gunfire, automatic gunfire coming from 1172 01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:22,440 that direction. That's really what steps in 1173 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,960 Awake. What was the last thing you 1174 01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:27,920 said? You hear you hear gunfire coming 1175 01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:30,320 from the direction of where you had the weapons. 1176 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:33,120 Yeah. I think it's the homeless guy. 1177 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:34,440 You snap. Awake. 1178 01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:37,760 Ah, snap awake. All right, well, my control 1179 01:06:37,760 --> 01:06:42,680 training tells me I must run to the supposed perceived danger. 1180 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:46,000 OK. Anybody else? 1181 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,840 I'm tired, I'm going, I'm going back to sleep. 1182 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:56,960 I'll stand guard at camp. I'm looking for the danger. 1183 01:06:57,560 --> 01:07:01,440 What about you bean? I'm chilling right now. 1184 01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:02,640 You're. Just going to ignore the 1185 01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:06,000 gunshots. No, I sit up and I'm I'm ready 1186 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,560 for some action. He's chilling like a villain. 1187 01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:10,960 I ignore. Him, but there's nothing to. 1188 01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:12,600 Ignore him. Get. 1189 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:14,160 I don't want to get panicked. Over it. 1190 01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:21,320 Sorry, Derek came out and when I said that, yeah, Dalek. 1191 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:26,400 I'm here. You guys, you guys go to 1192 01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:28,200 purgatory. Oh, we go to. 1193 01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:32,680 Purgatory. I'm already there. 1194 01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,600 I already lived there. I already. 1195 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:38,040 Visited it twice. You. 1196 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:44,280 You come up and one of the one of the guards is in the water. 1197 01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:48,120 He's splashing around and firing his gun into the water. 1198 01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:50,480 He's screaming. You're supposed to be dead. 1199 01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:55,360 You're supposed to be dead. And he's it's like he's running 1200 01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:59,040 away from from something in the water, getting deeper and deeper 1201 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,480 and his buddies in the boat and he's trying to get out to him 1202 01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:04,480 and he's screaming at him to come back. 1203 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:08,960 Oh, oh, shoot him here, kill him. 1204 01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:15,840 OK, so I'm going to I'm going to intimidate, try to intimidate 1205 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:19,680 the guy that's swimming around roll the 14. 1206 01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:24,600 And I told him, I told him that this is his dad talking and he 1207 01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,760 he needs to get back to shore right now. 1208 01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,720 Mr. So. Are you saying that from back 1209 01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:33,880 here or yes, closer? I am staying that from back 1210 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:37,680 here. So then I will put negatives on 1211 01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:42,240 that because you're so far away. I'm going to say to you, you, 1212 01:08:42,279 --> 01:08:45,680 you start screaming that. But with the amount of gunfire 1213 01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:49,040 that's going on and screaming, he does not interpret it that 1214 01:08:49,399 --> 01:08:51,960 all that day. Throw a rock at him. 1215 01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,479 Throw a rock at him. Shoot him with the rocket 1216 01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:55,560 launcher. Make it come back I. 1217 01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:57,880 Believe that A grenade. Shoot him. 1218 01:08:58,240 --> 01:09:03,200 Shoot. Him end his life. 1219 01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,920 And I shall jump on the roof of this building, OK? 1220 01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:13,040 And I will attempt to do the same thing again. 1221 01:09:13,279 --> 01:09:16,560 OK. I actually thought he was high. 1222 01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:18,240 Definitely did not get it done this time. 1223 01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:21,760 I only rolled a fire. You got really winded from 1224 01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:24,560 climbing up on top of the roof. You've definitely been out of 1225 01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:28,520 the game for a long. Man, I didn't realize that much 1226 01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:32,760 out of shape. Chum, your dad, come back, come 1227 01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:33,359 back. Wait. 1228 01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,000 No, stop. I'm your dad. 1229 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:38,920 Come back. Daddy. 1230 01:09:40,120 --> 01:09:43,279 Daddy. Hello. 1231 01:09:43,319 --> 01:09:48,840 Is that you, Daddy? You see the the bodies in the 1232 01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:53,479 water start starting to surround him and the other guy that's 1233 01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:55,920 trying to paddle, he can't paddle because all the bodies 1234 01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:57,280 that are in the way. Oh. 1235 01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:59,480 Well, that doesn't sound good. Yeah. 1236 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:04,360 OK, so the guy that's in the boat is is closer? 1237 01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:07,000 Yeah, he's he's, he's, he's closer. 1238 01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:10,720 So I'm going to shoot one of the bodies that's trying to stop him 1239 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:16,040 from from getting getting away. And wow, I rolled really, really 1240 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:18,760 that's, that's a completely critical one. 1241 01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:22,840 That's 111. Jeez, my goodness. 1242 01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:27,800 I rolled 4 ones. I I am now rolling Alex rolls. 1243 01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:30,280 Oh, you, you shoot, but you're you. 1244 01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:33,200 Shot the guard in the paddle boat. 1245 01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:38,920 You've. You've not had to deal with a 1246 01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:40,960 weapon of that bag in quite a while. 1247 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:45,760 Yeah, I rolled A70 for damage. This. 1248 01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:49,360 The body that was over here in the water just blew up so. 1249 01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:58,000 You would think that that gunshot, that loud gunshot would 1250 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,760 actually get their attention. You'd think, but there's a lot 1251 01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:02,720 of gunshots going on. Oh, true. 1252 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:05,760 Because the guy that's waiting out, he's got AP90 and he's just 1253 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:06,680 spraying. Wow. 1254 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,600 You see the guy that's waiting out, he's starting to like get 1255 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,880 pulled under his head's barely bobbing I. 1256 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,320 Don't know what to do for him. Dang it, Jump. 1257 01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,320 It looks like he looks like the other guy's getting ready to 1258 01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:21,760 jump in to try and save him. Feel like this is a losing 1259 01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:23,280 battle. Feels like the old man all over 1260 01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:27,320 again. All right, I am going to try to 1261 01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:31,000 persuade instead of intimidate the fella in the boat. 1262 01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:32,520 That's my. Goodness. 1263 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,000 That's a whole lot better. That's a whole lot. 1264 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,960 I'm going to tell him he needs to not. 1265 01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:40,320 Do not go after your friend. OK. 1266 01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:43,120 You need to try to come back to shore in the boat. 1267 01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:45,360 In the boat, since we're into Wisconsin. 1268 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:50,040 OK, I'm back in the boot. OK, All right, Bobby. 1269 01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:54,240 No, no, Don't die. Don't get Bobby. 1270 01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:57,320 Sorry, Dad. Oh no. 1271 01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:06,200 That dead gun body's a guppy. The man that was out in the 1272 01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:10,800 middle of the water has been pulled under only bullets, or 1273 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,160 not bullets, Only bubbles remain where he was. 1274 01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:18,240 The man on the dock starts weeping uncontrollably and. 1275 01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:21,200 So I hate this job man. I should have never took this 1276 01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:23,360 job. I'm so sorry, chum. 1277 01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:25,600 As you're screaming to him from on top of the roof. 1278 01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:29,520 I'm so sorry. Chum. 1279 01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:36,560 Get away from the water. Deserve to live. 1280 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:40,000 I got nothing to live for man. Doctor Bob. 1281 01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:43,000 I'm going to start. I'm going to start doing a 1282 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,320 dance. On top of the roof. 1283 01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:46,720 Showmanship. Yeah, he. 1284 01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:53,480 Turns around a. 16 inch showmanship. 1285 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,440 He turns around and sees that you're doing the. 1286 01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:57,400 Hello my baby. Hello, my honey. 1287 01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:01,960 Hello. And then I'm going to go to the 1288 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:09,520 Macarena. Like Nicki Minaj and. 1289 01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:18,680 Then I'm going to slip in the vogue you. 1290 01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:24,680 Have purple rain purple. Rain kind of wondering it's got 1291 01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:27,600 a spotlight on you. Purple rain. 1292 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:29,240 Purple rain. I wish. 1293 01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:34,200 I could see this one. Crazy man in a suit dancing on 1294 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:39,880 the rooftop. You You didn't break into Billie 1295 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:43,120 Jean by Michael Jackson. Oh yeah, he. 1296 01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:50,240 Doesn't mean. He turns into the Fortnite 1297 01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:51,360 dance. Yeah. 1298 01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:02,840 Oh, I nailed it. I'm really doing the floss. 1299 01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:09,280 No. All right, wow. 1300 01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:12,960 All right, backpack kid, up there's dancing while you're. 1301 01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,840 Rolling. Why don't you go ahead and roll 1302 01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:21,360 me a? Willpower roll the wall of chum. 1303 01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:25,560 Roll me a resist distress. Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1304 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,800 Oh, it's pretty good. All right. 1305 01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:34,360 You resisted, but you swear that you saw somebody that you know 1306 01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:34,920 in the. Water. 1307 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:37,160 Nope, didn't. Didn't see anybody. 1308 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,560 Girl, you. You swear you did. 1309 01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:41,320 You can't recall. Who? 1310 01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:44,200 But it's somebody really close to you. 1311 01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:51,320 I I left everybody behind. No, like maybe it was Agent 99 1312 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:54,520 you saw in the water. No, no, no, no. 1313 01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:58,880 That was her body double. She, she had a body double and 1314 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:00,320 that's, that's all. That's who it was. 1315 01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:03,040 Just like Jim Carrey. Oh OK, just like Jim Carrey. 1316 01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:08,200 Topical. Yes, We won't even remember it 2 1317 01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:12,680 years from now because we'll all be dead because of the war in 1318 01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:14,080 Iran. Oh man. 1319 01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:18,440 Could be. Probably I'm getting out of 1320 01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:20,120 here. Get back to camp. 1321 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:22,880 Do you want to inform the fellas what you saw it? 1322 01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,520 Was a what? Unfiled? 1323 01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:27,600 Yeah. You OK there bud? 1324 01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:30,480 I I I am. Yeah, just barely. 1325 01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:34,480 One of the soldiers we saw earlier got drawn under the 1326 01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:36,320 water. I'm not sure by what. 1327 01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:38,240 I'm assuming the bodies that aren't there. 1328 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:43,880 I was able to persuade one of the officers to come back as he 1329 01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:46,960 was trying to save him. I presume he's OK. 1330 01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:51,840 And for almost just a second I thought I saw someone that I 1331 01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:56,800 didn't recognize and would not. I wouldn't advise paying 1332 01:15:56,800 --> 01:16:00,440 attention to the water too much. You didn't recognize the bodies 1333 01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:02,720 in the water, did you? I did not. 1334 01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:04,040 No, Sir, I. Didn't. 1335 01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:04,640 OK. Good. 1336 01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:06,880 Good, good, good. Not even close. 1337 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,800 Good, because if you did, we'd have to kill you. 1338 01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:14,800 You'd have to cut my legs off with with that Cortana there, 1339 01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:18,320 Brett. Let's get back right now. 1340 01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:20,560 Brett's asleep. Brett's asleep right now. 1341 01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:24,920 Just. Boys, boys, boys, I can smell. 1342 01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:25,920 Him. He smells like he's. 1343 01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:26,960 Awake. I shake him away. 1344 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:34,360 Just shake him away. Let's make a pact right now. 1345 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:37,720 If any one of us go in the water, then someone else has to 1346 01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:41,600 come up beside us and and punch us in the back of the head or or 1347 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:46,040 make a small cut. OK, Capiche. 1348 01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:47,280 Huh. All right. 1349 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,560 Yeah, yeah, like once. We're distracted. 1350 01:16:51,560 --> 01:16:55,120 It's almost impossible to not, you know, listen, try to go 1351 01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:55,920 after the body. This. 1352 01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:58,560 Is Brett still half asleep? What are you talking about? 1353 01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:02,440 Hey y'all. Do we have any paracord or 1354 01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:04,800 anything like that? Any 550 around? 1355 01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:08,120 Oh, hello guys. How you going? 1356 01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:10,360 Good. Yeah, you've got about 50 foot 1357 01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:13,480 of it. All right, I, I vote. 1358 01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:16,880 We we tie ourselves together. Let's do it, yeah. 1359 01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:19,360 If one of us goes in, we pull the others back. 1360 01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:21,720 I like it. Still going to throw a rock at 1361 01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:23,560 your head if you start going in there though. 1362 01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:27,840 Yeah, I'm. I'm going to throw a rocket, 1363 01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:30,120 hey. Guys, hey, guys, guys. 1364 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:32,680 Not guys listening. I'm not going to give me the gun 1365 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:34,200 and I appreciate. It listen to me real quick, 1366 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:37,000 guys. I swear I see, I see Manny in 1367 01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,640 the water. His body's in the water. 1368 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:40,360 Nope. Nope. 1369 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:43,360 I totally see man in the water. No, I'm kidding. 1370 01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:44,960 I don't see anybody in the water. 1371 01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:47,320 There's just wrench in my body. Shoot somebody to go hold. 1372 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:49,680 On hold on. Hey Bean. 1373 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:52,680 You all willpower for me. No. 1374 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:54,520 It was. Kidding. 1375 01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:56,680 Oh boy. He said he told somebody I was 1376 01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:58,200 making a joke you can't do. That at the. 1377 01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:00,320 Moment I will zoom. In. 1378 01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:04,200 I will not be victimized. Iron him up. 1379 01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:08,320 Yes, I will. There's not enough woke to go 1380 01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:14,840 around my gut. What I've? 1381 01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:16,520 Been doing. I've been doing setups. 1382 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:19,000 I probably would. I'll tie the one end of the tree 1383 01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:21,240 he. Didn't make it. 1384 01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:23,840 Yes, I did. Don't worry, I'll slap you in 1385 01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:27,400 the face. 15 make it. Did I have to roll a 20? 1386 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:31,280 Did you roll A20? You had to roll. 1387 01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,080 You had to roll A-15. You made it, but you swear. 1388 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:38,720 You swear you saw your dad in the water. 1389 01:18:39,040 --> 01:18:41,280 It's not my dad, just like he wasn't in the office. 1390 01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:44,000 It wasn't him. And you swear that your brother 1391 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,480 was floating right next to him. Manny. 1392 01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,720 All right, so you're tying ropes around each other and securing 1393 01:18:55,720 --> 01:18:58,640 yourself to a tree. Just yeah, just put it on my 1394 01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:01,200 ankle. That that works, chum. 1395 01:19:01,640 --> 01:19:04,120 You don't need to tie it around a tree, just tide it around him. 1396 01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:05,760 Yeah, the title, the. Title. 1397 01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:09,760 On the I will be Everyone's Scranton reality. 1398 01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:15,240 Ankle and you may be 18. That's a pretty good knot. 1399 01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:19,040 Pretty good knot it holds. It holds against a lot. 1400 01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:20,720 No, that's me. He rolled a. 1401 01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:22,720 He rolled A23I. Really. 1402 01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,040 Go knot. I rolled. 1403 01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:27,640 A Well, hey, I rolled an egg for my handgun to blow my own brains 1404 01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:31,480 out, but I resisted. It's OK, I resisted. 1405 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:32,520 Don't do it, eh? I'm. 1406 01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:35,200 Coming to see you, Manny. So much to live. 1407 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:38,600 For OK, I can't do it. What do you mean he's just 1408 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:39,760 floating in the water? I. 1409 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:41,720 I hug. I hug Bean. 1410 01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:43,360 I start like stroke in the back of his head. 1411 01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:46,480 You. Smell the snow. 1412 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,240 Alpha male. Just what? 1413 01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:50,280 Just what? The problem? 1414 01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:52,560 Take over. You'll be quite over there. 1415 01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:55,440 It's weird. It's weird when an alpha male 1416 01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:57,240 hugs another alpha male. You should notice. 1417 01:19:57,680 --> 01:19:59,200 Isn't it like your first commandment? 1418 01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:00,960 It's like 2 ends of the same magnet. 1419 01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:02,720 It's it's two blows hugging it out. 1420 01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:04,760 There's nothing. There's nothing wrong with it. 1421 01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:11,680 Brett and Jacob, go ahead and roll willpower sincerely. 1422 01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:14,160 What? Yeah, OK. 1423 01:20:14,160 --> 01:20:19,040 It's an anomalous affected area, so you are within the 50 meters. 1424 01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:23,800 I am within the area of a fall. Quack, I got a 17. 1425 01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:27,560 Yeah, you're so focused on the knot, Jacob, you don't care. 1426 01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:35,840 But resist. Resist. 16. 1427 01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:39,200 I got AI, got a plush foot team and there's a. 1428 01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:43,560 You, you, you swear that Andrew Andrew Twait is. 1429 01:20:45,080 --> 01:20:46,800 Thank you, someone said it correctly. 1430 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:52,360 He means Andrew Tate. Who is that? 1431 01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:53,400 Who's that? Who's that? 1432 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:57,160 It's the guy with the Lamborghini. 1433 01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:02,240 So as as night fades back today again, you're only a few hours 1434 01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:06,880 away from excuse me, you're only you're only a few hours away 1435 01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:11,000 from being able to go back to, to Haggis and the and Doctor 1436 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,480 Bob. But as you the sunlight starts 1437 01:21:13,480 --> 01:21:15,680 peaking and I'm assuming none of you went back to sleep because 1438 01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:18,360 of what's going on. Oh I, I squeak. 1439 01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:22,960 Fuck a walk can. Anybody else stay awake? 1440 01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:27,960 Jacob's sleep standing up. Being what you say. 1441 01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:31,760 I should stay awake. I was trained to to be able to 1442 01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:33,760 stay awake for six days at a time, chum. 1443 01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,400 So OK it. Yeah. 1444 01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:37,560 So it's it's fine. As you guys are. 1445 01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:41,080 Oh my goodness. As you guys are awake. 1446 01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:45,240 That's actually horrifying. You're out. 1447 01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:48,440 Over across the lake, as the sun's starting to rise and you 1448 01:21:48,440 --> 01:21:51,880 see the bodies, some of them start to sit up and make eye 1449 01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:56,800 contact with you and you in particular facts. 1450 01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:59,160 Well, you see a a woman stand there. 1451 01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:02,680 You can't quite make out her face, but she beckons you with 1452 01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:05,440 open arms to to join her. Go ahead and roll. 1453 01:22:05,440 --> 01:22:07,400 Willpower the both of us. Darn it. 1454 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:09,800 I knew it was only 5 to shoot her. 1455 01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:14,040 OK. 76. Hey, you. 1456 01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:18,840 You blast her square in the head and her head kicks back and then 1457 01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:24,640 she sits forward still and what continues to look at you and and 1458 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:27,640 to beckon you What? Dang it. 1459 01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:32,600 There was a 50L round, it sort of blasted her head clean off 1460 01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:35,200 her shoulders. No, I roll to wake up. 1461 01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:38,480 No. Oh, no. 1462 01:22:38,480 --> 01:22:40,320 Oh. No. 1463 01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:42,800 Can I roll? Can I roll to wake up and throw 1464 01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:45,960 a rocket Dean? Hold on. 1465 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:53,600 OK. The role of distress. 1466 01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:55,440 We had a role. Was this distress? 1467 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:57,840 I did. No Maxwell. 1468 01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:01,440 Maxwell Oh, no. We're both going down. 1469 01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:07,840 Oh. Why no? 1470 01:23:07,840 --> 01:23:10,160 Well, we already talked ourselves together, so the other 1471 01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:12,000 fellows are going to have to wake up at some point. 1472 01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:15,880 No, I'm going to sweep your mind. 1473 01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:19,360 You guys cannot move me. That is. 1474 01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:23,880 That is very true. So here's how we're going to 1475 01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:26,040 line it up. These two guys are down here. 1476 01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:32,040 OK, actually. Hold on, let's go back to this 1477 01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:34,120 man. There's some stuff on the other 1478 01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:36,200 one I don't have. So it's it's it's Twilight. 1479 01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:37,520 But you're not Twilight. It does. 1480 01:23:38,480 --> 01:23:41,840 We'll have you 2 guys up here. We'll have you 2. 1481 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:48,120 But facts. Well, yeah, the the lady becomes 1482 01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:51,400 very evident on who she is. Your mom. 1483 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:55,040 Age of 99. Not age of 99, she's alive and 1484 01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:57,000 well. Now with a giant hole in her 1485 01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,840 head, well. I definitely know. 1486 01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:01,160 What's next? Well, why it's? 1487 01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:04,000 Not her. I bore her head off. 1488 01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:06,000 He's missing. The door off my head. 1489 01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:10,040 And then you see your dad in the water. 1490 01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:11,120 It's like. Kennedy. 1491 01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:13,400 It's Megan. It's. 1492 01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:18,040 Jeffrey Dean Morgan. And then you also see another 1493 01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:20,440 1/3 figure. It turns out it's. 1494 01:24:22,440 --> 01:24:24,120 You know? Hey, how you doing? 1495 01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:33,520 I'm in the water. You recognize you. 1496 01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:37,840 Taking a swim, What are you doing? 1497 01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:40,520 I was just out here taking a dump. 1498 01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:47,800 Hey guys, say hi to Vinny. Taking a bath. 1499 01:24:50,280 --> 01:24:55,480 Like a bitch. So guys, you guys advance. 1500 01:24:57,240 --> 01:25:01,720 Oh crap. 2 steps or 10 feet and then the rope starts to get 1501 01:25:01,720 --> 01:25:07,200 taut. But both you guys, both Brett 1502 01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:09,240 and Jacob wake up due to the gunshot. 1503 01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:12,880 And you see. That they're awake and they're 1504 01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:14,000 walking toward the. Water. 1505 01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:15,400 Hey, guys. You can't. 1506 01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:22,800 Bite it anymore the foundation. I'm just going to come join you 1507 01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:24,160 in the. Water cats throw. 1508 01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:28,400 OK, what? So what are you throwing? 1509 01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:33,640 I roll the 23, I throw. I RIP a branch off the tree and 1510 01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:38,160 I throw it at the boys up ahead. Get him like a. 1511 01:25:38,160 --> 01:25:40,720 Boomerang it. Happened to be the branch that 1512 01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:52,160 the rope was tied to. Tied it around the trunk. 1513 01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:53,320 I tied it around the. Trunk. 1514 01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:56,520 Hold. On. 1515 01:25:57,000 --> 01:26:01,520 Hold on, I need the 2 of you guys to make a willpower check. 1516 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:04,120 Both of us. All male. 1517 01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:11,240 I got 3 middle power 9. 20. You're not even. 1518 01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:12,680 You're just thinking about pheromones. 1519 01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:13,720 You're not. You don't even know where. 1520 01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:17,800 You are. Hey guys, it's me, Brett. 1521 01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:23,160 I'm still half asleep. You both grow really well. 1522 01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:25,680 You're good. So yeah, you you throw a branch 1523 01:26:25,680 --> 01:26:29,400 at him which one to give you. It's throwing it at Dean. 1524 01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:31,480 You throw it. Because I hear him absolutely 1525 01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:33,600 screaming over there. Yeah, I can't. 1526 01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:36,200 Take it anymore, I'm coming to swim with you. 1527 01:26:36,440 --> 01:26:39,240 I mean, yeah, Dean from Supernatural, but yeah, so. 1528 01:26:39,560 --> 01:26:43,840 You hit him, we're in the. We're. 1529 01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:50,040 In the back of my head, dude. Well, 6 foot bran. 6 foot. 1530 01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:51,680 Like a javelin. It's. 1531 01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:59,000 Just Scottish highlight. Shot. 1532 01:26:59,040 --> 01:27:01,880 But causing. Them to go down. 1533 01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:05,280 I guess it's better than nothing here. 1534 01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:09,000 But. Faxwell still is really 1535 01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:12,080 interested in getting back to Dino and the agent 9 and 9. 1536 01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:15,400 He's in fact Faxwell. You're nervous that Agent 9 and 1537 01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:18,240 9 and Dino might have done something. 1538 01:27:18,240 --> 01:27:22,040 Dino's Dino. I like girls, OK? 1539 01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:25,080 I like girls. You better not touch. 1540 01:27:26,760 --> 01:27:28,200 That's my wife. Hey, you care? 1541 01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:31,320 You put a come on in your head backs while we're friends, huh, 1542 01:27:31,880 --> 01:27:32,840 I forgot. About that. 1543 01:27:33,240 --> 01:27:34,640 We're. Friends, I believe. 1544 01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:37,360 We be Eskimo brothers, all right. 1545 01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:41,200 The two guys just the same. Girl huh The. 1546 01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:45,480 Closest kind of. Brotherhood. 1547 01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:49,600 I think you mean Corsican brothers. 1548 01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:53,800 No, I mean Norwegian sisters. We're losing our track. 1549 01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:54,600 We're losing our. Track. 1550 01:27:59,880 --> 01:28:00,840 Right. What are you doing? 1551 01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:06,520 Dutch second cousins. I'm going to I'm going to kind 1552 01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:12,520 of like so I see being bit down. Martin. 1553 01:28:12,520 --> 01:28:15,120 Is like, you know, still trying to like go back of that. 1554 01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:19,520 I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take a, a, a move from our Lord and 1555 01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:22,080 savior Caesar Milan. And I'm gonna kind of like tug 1556 01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:24,560 on the rope to like check him, you know? 1557 01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:26,200 What I'm talking about like a dog on a leash. 1558 01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:29,560 What? Do you believe Caesar? 1559 01:28:29,560 --> 01:28:35,240 Mawan Caesar, Malwan, Caesar Malwan. 1560 01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:37,200 And just pull him. Yeah. 1561 01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:39,840 How do I do a a correction? That's what it's called, a 1562 01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:43,440 correction. Yeah, so both these I'll. 1563 01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:48,440 Get in on that. He's, he's pulling away from 1564 01:28:48,440 --> 01:28:50,280 you. He, he really wants what's in 1565 01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:56,520 the water, what I could. What's that? 1566 01:28:56,880 --> 01:29:00,040 I was going to say, can I just like, wedge myself behind a 1567 01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:01,960 tree? You can. 1568 01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:03,160 Wrap yourself around the tree, yeah? 1569 01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:05,600 Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. 1570 01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:10,320 Bean and fastball, go ahead and roll with this again. 1571 01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:11,320 I'm here. I'm. 1572 01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:12,400 I'm here. I'll roll. 1573 01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:13,680 What am I rolling? I'm sorry. 1574 01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:16,080 Resist, Distress. Resist. 14 Tom, How? 1575 01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:19,040 About Chuck Norris with a baby gun a. 1576 01:29:21,160 --> 01:29:24,200 What? I couldn't cussed. 1577 01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:28,920 I don't know what I'm saying. 6 foot ranch, Yeah, yeah. 1578 01:29:29,520 --> 01:29:31,000 He's got green daily damage. Oh. 1579 01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:35,440 Dude, I'm dead. I'm so dead right now. 1580 01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:40,720 Oh yeah. Bean sits up and he he looks 1581 01:29:40,720 --> 01:29:43,840 over it. Hello. 1582 01:29:44,320 --> 01:29:47,240 Kind of rat and a rat trap, but a raccoon compress. 1583 01:29:50,440 --> 01:29:53,240 Don't forget our pack day. I did it for you. 1584 01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:55,360 Oh no, Jacob, you gave them boing damage. 1585 01:29:55,360 --> 01:29:58,240 Image damage. Both of. 1586 01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:05,320 You take another step. Or yeah, another step, 2 steps. 1587 01:30:05,320 --> 01:30:09,160 Sorry, into the water. Oh dude, I'm in the water. 99's 1588 01:30:09,160 --> 01:30:11,160 going to get me. Your your feet. 1589 01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:15,520 Your feet sees are in the water. Oh, does that mean that me and 1590 01:30:15,680 --> 01:30:18,040 Jacob are pulled 10 feet forward as well? 1591 01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:22,360 You. Are getting pulled, yes. 10 1592 01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:25,320 feet. The water's nice and cold, but 1593 01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:27,320 it feels good, You know? You get used to it after a 1594 01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:28,880 while. It ain't bad. 1595 01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:30,920 I mean, trust me. I'm your pal. 1596 01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:32,000 Come. On I don't want it. 1597 01:30:32,360 --> 01:30:34,640 I don't want it. Yes, you do. 1598 01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:38,760 Actually, I do all the sweet embrace of Agent 99. 1599 01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:42,520 He's so soft and tender. Well, I don't know about that. 1600 01:30:42,920 --> 01:30:46,560 Me and her started talking, you know, maybe maybe hit the. 1601 01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:49,040 Bricks a little bit. One thing led to a nut about a 1602 01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:49,920 bang. But a boom. 1603 01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:53,920 Needless to say, I want you to be my best man. 1604 01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:57,680 Yeah, we we fell in love. Beautiful. 1605 01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:01,880 All right. I shot Dino with a 23. 1606 01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:05,360 OK. Roll the 71 blue his head off. 1607 01:31:05,440 --> 01:31:09,920 Too. Now it won't floating around in 1608 01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:13,800 the water. And it pops back up. 1609 01:31:15,360 --> 01:31:18,600 Oh, fat swell. Shouldn't have done that. 1610 01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:21,200 Give me a hand. Let's do the dance. 1611 01:31:24,280 --> 01:31:26,040 I'm not touching your hand. I know where it's been. 1612 01:31:28,720 --> 01:31:31,480 Go ahead and roll willpower again. 1613 01:31:32,080 --> 01:31:34,160 Oh man. Forget that roll of strength 1614 01:31:34,160 --> 01:31:38,160 check. 11 A 14. All right, resist. 1615 01:31:38,640 --> 01:31:40,040 Both of us. Yeah. 1616 01:31:40,520 --> 01:31:47,360 Oh man, 19. Oh, for all your. 1617 01:31:48,760 --> 01:31:51,640 Don't forget the Packers. You're still pheromone, Max. 1618 01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:52,400 And you're, you're just. Yeah. 1619 01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:54,440 You're trying. To. 1620 01:31:54,840 --> 01:31:57,560 Figure out what's dragging you. Don't remind me. 1621 01:31:58,320 --> 01:32:02,120 Take a you look in the water, you see, You see Wayne Gretzky. 1622 01:32:02,440 --> 01:32:06,840 Calling. That's. 1623 01:32:06,840 --> 01:32:10,520 Canadian Hockey. Player you hold yours, get out 1624 01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:13,200 of my way. That's. 1625 01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:15,040 Sweet Timmy's above. There he is, the. 1626 01:32:15,160 --> 01:32:18,520 Star Player. Timmy's above. 1627 01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:26,320 It really is you, eh? Stuff me with Jelly and call me 1628 01:32:26,320 --> 01:32:34,880 a glazed doughnut. Or it does sound like a hoot. 1629 01:32:35,200 --> 01:32:39,440 Let's get some. It does sound like a hoot and a 1630 01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:41,840 half, I'll tell. You good old good old spreckers. 1631 01:32:45,320 --> 01:32:48,640 So you walk 10 feet forward towards the. 1632 01:32:49,120 --> 01:32:51,720 Oh no. But. 1633 01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:54,080 Brett, what are you doing now, buddy? 1634 01:32:55,040 --> 01:32:58,400 OK, I got an idea. I'm. 1635 01:32:59,920 --> 01:33:03,960 Going to try So what I'm going to do I'm going to activate my 1636 01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:07,080 fire Cortana I'm. Going to anchor. 1637 01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:10,440 Down at the ground and I'm going to like put it in and I'm just 1638 01:33:10,440 --> 01:33:14,400 going to like hold on to it as like an anchor. 1639 01:33:15,240 --> 01:33:17,880 As an anchor. OK, yeah, roll, roll your 1640 01:33:17,880 --> 01:33:20,240 strength. I mean, I've been, I've been 1641 01:33:20,240 --> 01:33:22,120 getting strong, but go ahead, go ahead. 1642 01:33:22,320 --> 01:33:24,080 Can I? I want to add an exertion. 1643 01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:27,640 OK, go ahead. It's. 1644 01:33:28,040 --> 01:33:32,760 Been the add SO1D8. And one D12 to any strength. 1645 01:33:32,960 --> 01:33:36,360 It's D12, it says add D12 right below it. 1646 01:33:36,360 --> 01:33:36,960 OK. Go ahead. 1647 01:33:37,400 --> 01:33:43,200 And plus one so. Crap. 14 total. 1648 01:33:44,680 --> 01:33:47,320 All right, you've got it. It's not super sturdy, but it's 1649 01:33:47,320 --> 01:33:50,240 going to hold for now. Not like great, but it's not 1650 01:33:50,240 --> 01:33:51,680 going to stop them. But we're going to slow them. 1651 01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:56,600 Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying, guys. 1652 01:33:56,880 --> 01:33:59,400 Doctor Agus said not to go in the water. 1653 01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:01,560 Stop it. I got. 1654 01:34:01,760 --> 01:34:04,320 I got an idea. OK, what's your idea? 1655 01:34:05,520 --> 01:34:08,160 Sona, I'm. Going to shoot this guy that's 1656 01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:13,920 trying to hold us so. I can be free. 1657 01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:18,080 I want to do a tug on the rope, just enough to get these guys 1658 01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:20,040 out of the water. Did you fall in their butts or 1659 01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:21,440 whatever? Probably strength. 1660 01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:24,440 OK. I mean, you're under the 1661 01:34:24,440 --> 01:34:27,600 influence. OK, so I'd have to pass another 1662 01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:29,640 check. So you would have to pass a 1663 01:34:29,640 --> 01:34:33,720 resist, but I was actually going to have both of them roll for 1664 01:34:33,720 --> 01:34:35,760 that too. OK, so they. 1665 01:34:35,760 --> 01:34:36,960 Can go first. Maxwell. 1666 01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:42,120 Yeah, Maxwell, you resisted. So you're you're waking up from 1667 01:34:42,800 --> 01:34:47,080 do a little slumber there. What's the first thing you do? 1668 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:51,200 I'm getting away from the water and I'm I'm, I'm pulling. 1669 01:34:52,600 --> 01:34:55,480 Bean, Jacob. Bean Yeah, wanted to say Brett, 1670 01:34:55,480 --> 01:34:56,960 I knew that wasn't right. Bean I'm pulling. 1671 01:34:56,960 --> 01:35:01,920 Bean back with me. Right, let me go to my dad. 1672 01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:05,560 Can't take it anymore. No. 1673 01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:08,920 Maddie in the face, why don't you? 1674 01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:14,200 Bean, go ahead and roll resist. I'm working on from Jacob's 1675 01:35:14,200 --> 01:35:17,800 point of view, a Pebble from behind him just beat from the 1676 01:35:17,800 --> 01:35:25,320 back of the head. Dude, I cannot win. 1677 01:35:26,080 --> 01:35:29,920 It's not a bad role you'd. See 15. 1678 01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:36,840 Bad role idea. 15. He shredded it. 1679 01:35:37,760 --> 01:35:40,480 Patrick is lazy. Your brother comes out of the 1680 01:35:40,480 --> 01:35:43,880 water and he says let me be be with me. 1681 01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:48,280 Don't be with your brother, Manny. 1682 01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:52,120 I'd say shoot him, but that doesn't work. 1683 01:35:52,480 --> 01:35:54,440 Take it easy, Take it easy. Manny. 1684 01:35:54,520 --> 01:35:56,880 Put put a shirt on. I'm coming in the water. 1685 01:35:56,880 --> 01:36:02,160 I'll see you in debt. All right, Jacob, go ahead. 1686 01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:06,000 So I just want to shoot my lightning gun into the water. 1687 01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:10,600 Did you resist successfully? So I'd have to roll that first. 1688 01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:16,160 Yes, willpower and resist. Or just resist. 1689 01:36:16,320 --> 01:36:17,480 Just resist. You're already under the 1690 01:36:17,480 --> 01:36:19,600 influence. OK, 12. 1691 01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:26,680 Yeah, you're, you're not. In fact, you take 2 steps 10 1692 01:36:26,680 --> 01:36:29,680 feet into actually, sorry, you don't take 10 feet. 1693 01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:33,880 You take 5 two steps. Not that tall. 1694 01:36:34,520 --> 01:36:36,200 You take these, you walk 5 feet in. 1695 01:36:37,240 --> 01:36:40,040 OK. The normal 10 foot and he drug 1696 01:36:40,040 --> 01:36:43,520 you 5 foot Brett instead of the 10 foot. 1697 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:46,560 OK, at least I'm doing something. 1698 01:36:49,080 --> 01:36:50,880 It's not enough. It's not enough. 1699 01:36:51,120 --> 01:36:53,760 My point up. Somebody slapped me in the back 1700 01:36:53,760 --> 01:36:55,280 of the head. Remember our packed, eh? 1701 01:36:57,160 --> 01:36:59,080 Meta gaming, Meta gaming, Meta gaming. 1702 01:36:59,080 --> 01:37:01,440 Meta gaming. Meta gaming. 1703 01:37:02,720 --> 01:37:07,600 So Brett, go ahead and roll willpower and then it we'll see 1704 01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:09,800 if that passes or not. Definitely not and. 1705 01:37:11,080 --> 01:37:12,640 Then go ahead and roll Resist that. 1706 01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:14,960 Definitely. Passes. 1707 01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:19,600 So you're good. You did for sure see somebody 1708 01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:22,640 that you recognized, but you can't quite recall who it is. 1709 01:37:25,200 --> 01:37:27,440 I'm going to start pulling on everyone again. 1710 01:37:28,080 --> 01:37:30,640 You see a bald head start to rise from the water. 1711 01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:31,800 A. Bald head and. 1712 01:37:35,520 --> 01:37:38,040 A bald head, a pair of AV heaters and a handlebar. 1713 01:37:38,080 --> 01:37:41,000 Mustache. And he looks like he's holding 1714 01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:42,080 like Bugatti. Please. 1715 01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:47,200 I've never seen that in my wife. Naturally. 1716 01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:50,800 And a weapon to keep pulling on everyone. 1717 01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:52,520 OK. All right. 1718 01:37:52,520 --> 01:37:54,480 And so facts, while I'm assuming you're trying to pull them away 1719 01:37:54,480 --> 01:37:58,400 from the lake. Yep, I rolled a 16 to resist and 1720 01:37:58,400 --> 01:38:00,960 I'm going to keep moving and pulling with everything that 1721 01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:03,040 I've got. All right, so you're pulling, 1722 01:38:03,440 --> 01:38:07,480 you're, you're pulling a very frustrated and fighting bean. 1723 01:38:07,880 --> 01:38:09,960 I don't care. He's a jumping bean. 1724 01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:14,800 I I wore an 11 for swing. Are you trying to pivot your 1725 01:38:14,800 --> 01:38:16,240 sword in more or are you trying to pull? 1726 01:38:16,560 --> 01:38:19,880 I'm trying to pull, OK, like kind of kind of like trying to 1727 01:38:19,880 --> 01:38:23,320 take another step to like using my sword as like a walking 1728 01:38:23,360 --> 01:38:25,720 stick. So an 11 will not do that. 1729 01:38:26,080 --> 01:38:28,840 Dang it. A 12 would have, but an 11 does 1730 01:38:28,840 --> 01:38:29,960 not a. Dang it. 1731 01:38:31,360 --> 01:38:33,600 Oh, if it wasn't a -1 I would have actually gotten that. 1732 01:38:33,600 --> 01:38:34,400 Dang it. Yeah. 1733 01:38:35,360 --> 01:38:37,600 Bean, go ahead and roll buddy, resist. 1734 01:38:38,800 --> 01:38:40,680 All right, I'm resisting. I'm resisting. 1735 01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:43,240 Wake up bean. Actually wake up. 1736 01:38:43,560 --> 01:38:46,280 This is when I we all go to hell. 1737 01:38:48,200 --> 01:38:55,080 Nothing much to watch, Dang it. Yeah, no, you you take a step 1738 01:38:55,080 --> 01:38:56,960 forward. There's some slack in the rope. 1739 01:38:58,440 --> 01:39:05,080 Back to you, Jacob. Jacob OK, I got a resist 21. 1740 01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:08,520 You wake up. From the nightmare. 1741 01:39:08,920 --> 01:39:14,640 Oh, you're not Gretzky. Oh, take a ball. 1742 01:39:14,920 --> 01:39:17,040 Half dead thing reaching for you. 1743 01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:21,280 Oh, you must. You must play for the Red Wings, 1744 01:39:21,280 --> 01:39:21,560 eh? You ain't. 1745 01:39:24,760 --> 01:39:28,400 No Maple Leaf. I'll take a step back. 1746 01:39:28,640 --> 01:39:33,000 And. Attempt to pull bean with me. 1747 01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:35,880 OK. I'll swirl strength, yeah. 6 1748 01:39:35,880 --> 01:39:38,720 Yikes. Bean is hell bent on getting to 1749 01:39:38,720 --> 01:39:40,240 Manny. Manny. 1750 01:39:41,760 --> 01:39:44,240 Manny. You make me do this, say I 1751 01:39:44,240 --> 01:39:45,120 didn't want to do it. You. 1752 01:39:45,720 --> 01:39:53,360 Made me do this say. Oh no, the water's getting 1753 01:39:53,360 --> 01:39:56,560 electrified with my lightning bolt generator. 1754 01:39:57,000 --> 01:39:59,600 OK, rolled in. Shooting into the water. 1755 01:40:02,040 --> 01:40:04,000 So they all. Take. 70 damage. 1756 01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:07,960 Two of them have already been hit in the head. 1757 01:40:08,240 --> 01:40:11,120 Two of them already been shot in the head, so those. 1758 01:40:11,120 --> 01:40:16,920 Two, come on. Retreat deeper into the water. 1759 01:40:18,000 --> 01:40:19,800 You're making me go for a swim out here. 1760 01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:22,120 Come on. Come on man, I don't want my 1761 01:40:22,120 --> 01:40:26,600 hair to get all messed up. I just graced it. 1762 01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:30,840 So took care of some of it, but unfortunately Manny and being 1763 01:40:30,840 --> 01:40:33,000 that are still. Manny. 1764 01:40:35,560 --> 01:40:40,600 Yeah. Willpower. 1765 01:40:41,920 --> 01:40:44,480 Yeah, I'm going to fail this, that's fine. 1766 01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:47,160 But my was this distressed is quacked. 1767 01:40:47,560 --> 01:40:51,040 Don't forget reverence. Oh man, will you choose. 1768 01:40:51,040 --> 01:40:53,480 You're the tree trunk. I would like to. 1769 01:40:53,600 --> 01:41:00,840 I would actually like to take my sword out of the ground and kind 1770 01:41:00,840 --> 01:41:07,440 of sidestep between Faxwell and Jacob and hit being on the back 1771 01:41:07,440 --> 01:41:11,280 of the head with the blunt side of my sword, not on fire. 1772 01:41:11,560 --> 01:41:13,800 OK. Geez, I'm going to die. 1773 01:41:14,160 --> 01:41:16,080 And that it's not going to be the water, it's going to be my. 1774 01:41:16,080 --> 01:41:17,520 Teammates trying to stop me from climbing. 1775 01:41:17,520 --> 01:41:20,520 This whole intention is just to not like like I kind of like 1776 01:41:20,680 --> 01:41:22,880 either like pommel strike him or hit him with like the back of my 1777 01:41:22,880 --> 01:41:25,800 blade to like knock him out. I'll say that you like pommel 1778 01:41:25,800 --> 01:41:26,920 strike. OK? 1779 01:41:27,720 --> 01:41:32,200 OK, just do a roll like a 1D. 8 Just a 1D8. 1780 01:41:32,520 --> 01:41:35,400 A regular 1D8. 8. All right, well, you take a 1781 01:41:35,400 --> 01:41:38,200 damage. How much damage did I take from 1782 01:41:38,200 --> 01:41:40,160 the tree branch that hit me in the back of the head? 1783 01:41:41,760 --> 01:41:45,200 I have pressure too. Let me roll for it. 1784 01:41:47,640 --> 01:41:52,760 A four took four from that, so you got a total of 12 damage. 1785 01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:58,320 Yeah, I'm at 20. And go out of willpower or not 1786 01:41:58,320 --> 01:42:01,840 willpower resist. I'm on now work with my baby. 1787 01:42:02,280 --> 01:42:04,840 Don't forget reverence. I only have one. 1788 01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:07,840 If you'd like to use it, you could, but if 13 is not bad. 1789 01:42:08,080 --> 01:42:09,800 It says that you have to spend 2. 1790 01:42:10,160 --> 01:42:14,880 Yeah, does does reference reload or does it stay the same? 1791 01:42:15,680 --> 01:42:19,160 Oh, like between sessions? Not as far as I know. 1792 01:42:19,160 --> 01:42:21,720 I think it's just. Probably with every long rest, I 1793 01:42:21,720 --> 01:42:22,840 thought. I don't know. 1794 01:42:24,320 --> 01:42:25,440 You know. What might be able? 1795 01:42:26,040 --> 01:42:27,440 We'll say you had two, so go ahead. 1796 01:42:28,200 --> 01:42:30,000 Cool. All right, then I just reroll. 1797 01:42:30,440 --> 01:42:33,240 Yeah, yeah, 11 keys. Of course it's worse. 1798 01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:35,920 Go. Happens every time. 1799 01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:38,400 Now I'm crawling with a bloody head. 1800 01:42:42,160 --> 01:42:43,160 Back to your head, back to your head. 1801 01:42:43,520 --> 01:42:46,360 You already had a concussion, now your concussion's worse. 1802 01:42:47,040 --> 01:42:49,360 Now I'm not speaking even in code hearing word. 1803 01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:49,800 Search. Oh jeez. 1804 01:43:02,040 --> 01:43:07,240 In fact, Faxwell, your your lovely wife reappears out of the 1805 01:43:07,240 --> 01:43:09,040 water. Oh, come on. 1806 01:43:09,520 --> 01:43:13,160 Half charred. Half charred and. 1807 01:43:13,480 --> 01:43:14,920 I'll shoot her again, I swear it. 1808 01:43:17,240 --> 01:43:23,320 Don't hurt me. All right, Jacob, go ahead and 1809 01:43:23,320 --> 01:43:27,800 roll for resist Wayne's. Wayne's calling for you again, 1810 01:43:27,800 --> 01:43:31,760 buddy. Trying to think if I should use 1811 01:43:31,760 --> 01:43:36,600 reference, I'll use it. OK of? 1812 01:43:39,400 --> 01:43:40,720 Course it's worse. Why wouldn't it be? 1813 01:43:41,040 --> 01:43:44,480 It'd be insane if it wasn't. Oh, this is not good. 1814 01:43:46,240 --> 01:43:53,840 OK. Well go back to you then, Brett. 1815 01:43:54,720 --> 01:43:56,800 OK, my resistance stress is cracked. 1816 01:43:58,360 --> 01:44:00,160 Oh wow at. Least one of us is getting good 1817 01:44:00,160 --> 01:44:01,920 roles. That was really close. 1818 01:44:02,320 --> 01:44:05,240 Yeah. Barely. 1819 01:44:06,160 --> 01:44:10,360 I mean by by two you passed, so OK, All right, OK. 1820 01:44:10,480 --> 01:44:12,840 Well, I found out I can't knock out Bean. 1821 01:44:13,480 --> 01:44:15,640 I've figured that would have been like a save or something. 1822 01:44:15,640 --> 01:44:19,520 I don't know. So what I'm going to do is I'm 1823 01:44:19,520 --> 01:44:22,640 going to kind of take like all the rope that since we're all 1824 01:44:22,640 --> 01:44:25,640 together, I'm going to kind of like take all the slack from the 1825 01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:29,640 rope, run over to the log at the campsite and put it all 1826 01:44:29,640 --> 01:44:31,360 underneath the log. OK. 1827 01:44:31,440 --> 01:44:33,040 And then I'm assuming sit on the log, right? 1828 01:44:33,320 --> 01:44:37,520 Yeah, just. Chill and relax. 1829 01:44:37,920 --> 01:44:49,240 Yeah, OK. So I like when I say like put it 1830 01:44:49,240 --> 01:44:51,440 underneath. I mean like kind of like looping 1831 01:44:51,440 --> 01:44:54,680 it around. Yeah, no, I, I, you know, I, I 1832 01:44:54,680 --> 01:44:57,080 get that. Just trying to think of how how 1833 01:44:57,080 --> 01:44:59,760 to have you roll that. Strength to pick up the log. 1834 01:45:00,080 --> 01:45:01,600 We're not tied to the tree anymore. 1835 01:45:01,600 --> 01:45:03,880 I. Thought. 1836 01:45:04,320 --> 01:45:07,440 We were all like chain link brothers, like we were all just 1837 01:45:07,440 --> 01:45:10,120 tied to each other. Yeah, when's, when's the tree 1838 01:45:10,120 --> 01:45:12,720 going to start stopping this thing? 1839 01:45:14,080 --> 01:45:15,720 Yeah, real strength. Real strength. 1840 01:45:16,320 --> 01:45:18,680 Paul Team. Peak roll, OK. 1841 01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:21,960 So I kind of like just pick up one end and I just throw all the 1842 01:45:21,960 --> 01:45:27,280 slack underneath the the log, OK and sit on. 1843 01:45:27,280 --> 01:45:30,640 It Yeah, I get that. All right, Faxwell. 1844 01:45:32,320 --> 01:45:37,000 Good thing, John. You're begging and pleading with 1845 01:45:37,360 --> 01:45:39,840 Brett to try and and get to your wife. 1846 01:45:40,920 --> 01:45:43,000 Well, he's John. My I got to get to her. 1847 01:45:43,320 --> 01:45:46,200 She's she's all I have left in this world. 1848 01:45:46,320 --> 01:45:48,640 Isn't Wheel. She isn't Wheel. 1849 01:45:49,040 --> 01:45:51,280 Of course she isn't weird. She's his wife. 1850 01:45:51,800 --> 01:45:53,840 I'm not saying. I'm not saying wheeled, I'm 1851 01:45:53,840 --> 01:45:59,160 saying. Wheel, you say? 1852 01:45:59,160 --> 01:46:03,800 She's a wheel. Tom, no, I'm not saying wheel. 1853 01:46:03,800 --> 01:46:05,840 I'm saying wheel. Real what? 1854 01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:09,800 I'm so confused. I'm just going to go to age of 1855 01:46:09,800 --> 01:46:12,160 99. Like she doesn't exist. 1856 01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:15,760 Being. My turn. 1857 01:46:16,440 --> 01:46:19,560 Yeah, boy. Sorry. 1858 01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:22,240 Somebody's got to get a good role eventually. 1859 01:46:22,640 --> 01:46:27,560 You say that, but I write episodes without Oh. 1860 01:46:28,080 --> 01:46:29,440 I'm you're going to do it. I'm sorry. 1861 01:46:29,600 --> 01:46:31,800 I'm spacing out. You're OK, you're going to do it 1862 01:46:31,800 --> 01:46:38,480 this time. Farnyard reference. 1863 01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:43,040 There it is. Come on baby, Frankie needs a 1864 01:46:43,040 --> 01:46:45,840 pair of shoes. Frankie didn't get a pair of 1865 01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:47,720 shoes. No, Jackie. 1866 01:46:47,720 --> 01:46:50,160 He's getting dead. You got a pair of Reeboks. 1867 01:46:51,400 --> 01:46:59,720 Reeboks. Got a pair of sandals 19 Thank 1868 01:46:59,720 --> 01:47:04,200 you. Thank you, Greg Gretzky above. 1869 01:47:07,240 --> 01:47:10,440 Not the one in the water though. Yeah, no, I'm going to roll. 1870 01:47:11,280 --> 01:47:13,360 Showmanship or acting? OK. 1871 01:47:14,480 --> 01:47:17,360 He's acting acting slash lie. It's not a lie though. 1872 01:47:17,680 --> 01:47:23,200 Just to say guys, you don't recognize these bodies, no water 1873 01:47:24,080 --> 01:47:30,920 and roll the 14. OK guys, both bean and facts. 1874 01:47:30,920 --> 01:47:35,440 Well, go ahead and roll self-control. 1875 01:47:35,760 --> 01:47:38,440 You don't recognize them. They're they're strangers. 1876 01:47:38,840 --> 01:47:41,280 God, really? I rolled A-17 on that one. 1877 01:47:41,800 --> 01:47:46,080 All the fires. Oh yeah, 21 yeah, nothing. 1878 01:47:46,120 --> 01:47:49,640 It's self-control. I have points and resist what 1879 01:47:49,640 --> 01:47:51,520 is. Happening Why is he Manny 1880 01:47:51,520 --> 01:47:53,920 Remington? Yeah, why is he Manny Remington? 1881 01:47:54,120 --> 01:48:00,640 On my bad wrong one, I'm building my other character 1882 01:48:00,640 --> 01:48:02,800 because we nobody's going to die. 1883 01:48:04,000 --> 01:48:06,880 It was supposed to be surprise. I'm going to reroll. 1884 01:48:06,880 --> 01:48:09,440 I'm using my rocket launcher and I'm shooting it into the water. 1885 01:48:09,440 --> 01:48:10,400 I'm. Still in 18. 1886 01:48:12,840 --> 01:48:15,320 If I get to do anything else in my turn, I'll shoot in the water 1887 01:48:15,320 --> 01:48:16,400 too. OK. 1888 01:48:16,440 --> 01:48:18,240 Yeah, go ahead and roll for damage on that. 1889 01:48:18,600 --> 01:48:20,400 I'm making sure that the whoop stays. 1890 01:48:22,840 --> 01:48:24,480 A good idea you do the tree truck. 1891 01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:27,880 Bean, do you want to shoot in the water too? 1892 01:48:28,240 --> 01:48:30,080 Might as well. Let's do this thing. 1893 01:48:31,520 --> 01:48:40,840 Come on baby, let's do this. 22 accuracy, 72 damage Damage 1894 01:48:40,920 --> 01:48:43,360 inaccuracy. All. 1895 01:48:44,320 --> 01:48:47,880 The old baby, the. Water start to start melting 1896 01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:53,520 away a horrifying A horrifying scream that goes out we. 1897 01:48:54,040 --> 01:48:55,480 Don't know. We don't know him. 1898 01:48:55,840 --> 01:48:57,920 I guess we're. Painting this when we were We're 1899 01:48:57,920 --> 01:48:59,240 not. We're not SDP. 1900 01:48:59,240 --> 01:49:01,280 We're SDP. We're destroying it. 1901 01:49:04,200 --> 01:49:06,400 Oh no, Oh no, that'll be, that'll be back. 1902 01:49:06,760 --> 01:49:08,480 There's still more bodies in the water. 1903 01:49:09,000 --> 01:49:12,040 It's a Cognito hazard. It's not the people itself. 1904 01:49:14,320 --> 01:49:24,120 And Brett, for half a second you swear that you saw you saw 1905 01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:26,280 Andrew. Andrew. 1906 01:49:26,280 --> 01:49:28,640 Thwaite you just had to pull that one out, didn't you? 1907 01:49:31,360 --> 01:49:33,320 The last thing you saw that. Made you think that was the. 1908 01:49:33,400 --> 01:49:36,720 Bugatti keys in his hand. They're still floating on the 1909 01:49:36,720 --> 01:49:44,440 surface of the water. Morning arrived and you head 1910 01:49:44,440 --> 01:49:47,080 back up the trail. Head back up, nothing. 1911 01:49:47,080 --> 01:49:50,400 I'm running. You've, I'm assuming you, you, 1912 01:49:50,920 --> 01:49:54,600 you hide the weapons that you've you've gathered. 1913 01:49:54,920 --> 01:49:58,520 Oh yeah, definitely. I can't do anything with a 1914 01:49:58,520 --> 01:50:00,680 rocket launcher. It was the one shot you know 1 1915 01:50:00,680 --> 01:50:02,040 use. Yeah. 1916 01:50:02,160 --> 01:50:04,920 But I'm keeping that 500 Magnum now. 1917 01:50:05,240 --> 01:50:07,320 Well, you you might have more rockets. 1918 01:50:07,320 --> 01:50:08,920 You never know, you might find more. 1919 01:50:09,240 --> 01:50:11,080 I don't know how I could hide A rocket launcher. 1920 01:50:11,600 --> 01:50:16,880 Oh well, prison wallet. I I have I have an idea on how 1921 01:50:16,880 --> 01:50:21,760 to sway directo haggis. Hey guys, because she guys made 1922 01:50:21,760 --> 01:50:23,560 it. I can't wait to review the 1923 01:50:23,560 --> 01:50:28,440 footage. I rolled it's going to be to 1924 01:50:28,440 --> 01:50:30,960 hide everything. It's quite a hoot. 1925 01:50:31,320 --> 01:50:33,200 You, you, you pass. You could have rolled the water, 1926 01:50:33,200 --> 01:50:35,600 probably hid it from. Him. 1927 01:50:35,600 --> 01:50:39,920 Jacob's walking like like like a pimp with a limp because he put 1928 01:50:39,920 --> 01:50:47,000 it down his pant leg. So so in in my I'm. 1929 01:50:47,320 --> 01:50:50,280 Like kind of hiding it. I'm like I have like the sword 1930 01:50:50,280 --> 01:50:54,640 in like the like kind of like a like my like my neck thing. 1931 01:50:54,640 --> 01:50:57,240 They're like go down and I just casually just walk. 1932 01:50:57,240 --> 01:51:01,680 My director Haggis OK, He. Slaps you on the back, probably 1933 01:51:01,680 --> 01:51:06,640 touched the sword and being I see that you rolled with your 1934 01:51:06,640 --> 01:51:08,320 1911. Oh no. 1935 01:51:12,080 --> 01:51:16,040 I'm getting real tired. No one can beat the foundation. 1936 01:51:16,440 --> 01:51:17,520 I'm done with it. What? 1937 01:51:17,840 --> 01:51:20,160 And that's me shooting myself with my gun. 1938 01:51:23,360 --> 01:51:25,880 What's my gun? What's my gun? 1939 01:51:27,120 --> 01:51:29,560 Bean's tired. Well, you only had How much 1940 01:51:29,560 --> 01:51:31,080 health did you have? 20. 1941 01:51:31,360 --> 01:51:34,680 OK, well, everybody's hiding their stuff and putting it away. 1942 01:51:35,240 --> 01:51:36,080 Don't do it, eh? See. 1943 01:51:37,000 --> 01:51:39,840 You guys with tired eyes and yeah, I would. 1944 01:51:40,480 --> 01:51:43,400 Roll Dexterity to stop him. Hauls a bullet I guess. 1945 01:51:43,720 --> 01:51:45,960 Roll the 15. I rolled at 30. 1946 01:51:45,960 --> 01:51:53,000 Two yeah, he did roll up. Oh, OK. 1947 01:51:59,920 --> 01:52:02,040 I blame Doctor Bob. What are you? 1948 01:52:02,040 --> 01:52:03,880 Ringing. What are you? 1949 01:52:04,920 --> 01:52:06,720 Doing there you don't do anything, Sir. 1950 01:52:08,280 --> 01:52:11,480 You're ashamed of your craft. You'll be nice to Doctor Bob. 1951 01:52:11,800 --> 01:52:13,480 You should have been able to help this guy. 1952 01:52:14,080 --> 01:52:19,080 Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm angry. 1953 01:52:20,400 --> 01:52:23,080 I'm sorry. Should have said that. 1954 01:52:23,520 --> 01:52:25,760 You try and negotiate with them. Yes. 1955 01:52:26,440 --> 01:52:29,840 Negotiate persuasion. Yes, got it Bean. 1956 01:52:29,840 --> 01:52:32,000 Don't do it. Don't do it Bean. 1957 01:52:32,400 --> 01:52:34,080 As he's already dead on. The ground. 1958 01:52:34,080 --> 01:52:39,880 Stop it. This is the first time this has 1959 01:52:39,880 --> 01:52:41,800 actually happened. I don't know, I joke. 1960 01:52:41,800 --> 01:52:45,960 About it all the time. His brains are on the ground. 1961 01:52:49,560 --> 01:52:52,240 Lucky for me, I'm still highly concussed and instead of lifting 1962 01:52:52,240 --> 01:52:57,520 my pistol it's just my fingers. Finger. 1963 01:53:03,440 --> 01:53:05,120 You're so concussed. You thought you thought in your 1964 01:53:05,120 --> 01:53:07,120 mouth, but it was really right next to your head. 1965 01:53:08,840 --> 01:53:09,960 Places. Me, I'm like. 1966 01:53:10,960 --> 01:53:12,800 You. You shot off like your earlobe. 1967 01:53:14,120 --> 01:53:15,880 I mean, my face is ugly enough, right? 1968 01:53:18,200 --> 01:53:20,360 I should have rolled with a disadvantage because I'm so 1969 01:53:20,360 --> 01:53:23,480 concussed. Everybody hop in the truck. 1970 01:53:23,600 --> 01:53:26,000 Give me your gun. Was he still alive? 1971 01:53:26,000 --> 01:53:29,520 You rolled up 30. He's concussed, so it's. 1972 01:53:29,520 --> 01:53:34,200 Double concussed. I I. 1973 01:53:34,200 --> 01:53:36,560 Do I I give? Him the 9:00. 1974 01:53:36,560 --> 01:53:41,280 Of 1911 but I have just enough presence of mind to hide the big 1975 01:53:41,280 --> 01:53:44,640 gun that I hid yeah or that I. Got from all your 19 elevens 1976 01:53:44,640 --> 01:53:46,720 because that's that's all he thinks he's got so. 1977 01:53:46,960 --> 01:53:50,440 Yeah, all right. I stick the before we leave, I 1978 01:53:50,440 --> 01:53:54,520 stick beans. Half of a cinnamon roll in his 1979 01:53:54,520 --> 01:53:56,960 mouth. I did. 1980 01:53:57,080 --> 01:54:00,000 I did take this from you. I'm sorry, I'm I'm the. 1981 01:54:00,000 --> 01:54:04,160 Right to worry you. I've been saying that Manny man, 1982 01:54:05,320 --> 01:54:09,200 sorry. So he he says, all right, guys, 1983 01:54:09,200 --> 01:54:12,240 so we're going to head back home. 1984 01:54:12,520 --> 01:54:14,520 OK? Don't worry. 1985 01:54:14,680 --> 01:54:17,520 It's going to be nice and simple this next week, OK? 1986 01:54:17,920 --> 01:54:19,520 About it. We're going to, we're going to 1987 01:54:19,520 --> 01:54:22,080 go home. OK, you say that every time. 1988 01:54:22,440 --> 01:54:26,000 No, no, I mean it this time. I pooped my pants. 1989 01:54:26,000 --> 01:54:28,120 Okay, I pooped my pants in this one. 1990 01:54:28,120 --> 01:54:29,320 You. Know okay. 1991 01:54:31,720 --> 01:54:35,680 Well. They are soiled very badly. 1992 01:54:36,840 --> 01:54:40,760 I was the only one who kept The Who was calm, cool and 1993 01:54:40,760 --> 01:54:42,560 collected. He's right. 1994 01:54:44,200 --> 01:54:45,840 So Andrew twaid out there. One day and. 1995 01:54:46,520 --> 01:54:48,200 One day. I'm going to be a beautiful 1996 01:54:48,200 --> 01:54:50,840 butterfly. Go ahead. 1997 01:54:51,160 --> 01:54:53,040 I just never thought Brett would be my rock. 1998 01:54:53,360 --> 01:54:54,520 Well. You. 1999 01:54:54,800 --> 01:54:57,480 Built like a rock. I'm built like a Wog. 2000 01:54:58,120 --> 01:55:02,800 The rock, but a rock. His belly is as solid as a rock. 2001 01:55:03,160 --> 01:55:04,320 It's not a six. Pack. 2002 01:55:04,520 --> 01:55:06,840 They call me the Bodo. It's firm. 2003 01:55:07,040 --> 01:55:08,760 You got a firm belly. It's. 2004 01:55:08,800 --> 01:55:09,560 Beautiful. It's OK. 2005 01:55:10,160 --> 01:55:12,800 Hey, we have a new therapy pet for you next week. 2006 01:55:12,800 --> 01:55:17,440 You can decompress with him. Did you say that like a dog? 2007 01:55:18,160 --> 01:55:21,680 Well. No, it's he's, he's more like 2008 01:55:21,680 --> 01:55:24,840 like a tickle monster. He's. 2009 01:55:25,960 --> 01:55:30,280 Oh no. Yeah, it's just SCP-999. 2010 01:55:30,400 --> 01:55:31,440 It's OK. Oh. 2011 01:55:32,120 --> 01:55:34,960 I've heard of that guy. Oh wait, he's a big ball with 2012 01:55:34,960 --> 01:55:37,000 Joey. He's a big ball with Joey. 2013 01:55:37,080 --> 01:55:39,160 Happiness. Wait, how you guys know that? 2014 01:55:39,880 --> 01:55:42,800 I've done my research after I killed my wife. 2015 01:55:42,840 --> 01:55:44,960 Do you believe it was an educated guess? 2016 01:55:45,880 --> 01:55:49,160 You show me the picture before. Poor medical gaming, I'm sorry. 2017 01:55:49,160 --> 01:55:52,120 Because it's similar to Agent 99, so it must be wonderful. 2018 01:55:59,880 --> 01:56:04,080 And you guys pack up and take off headed back towards Site 19. 2019 01:56:04,440 --> 01:56:07,720 And that concludes this this week's episode. 2020 01:56:08,080 --> 01:56:09,440 We made it. Yeah, you. 2021 01:56:09,520 --> 01:56:10,920 You almost didn't. Not. 2022 01:56:11,320 --> 01:56:14,000 Almost didn't. The only reason we made it was 2023 01:56:14,000 --> 01:56:17,360 because of Brett. Y'all I I really. 2024 01:56:17,880 --> 01:56:22,040 Like Brett? I'm so glad that I put I pulled 2025 01:56:22,040 --> 01:56:25,160 really good. I have a + 13 modifier to resist 2026 01:56:25,160 --> 01:56:28,480 the stress, so the only way I would fail is if I roll if I 2027 01:56:28,480 --> 01:56:31,760 rolled snake eyes on my dice. Even if you did, you would have 2028 01:56:31,760 --> 01:56:33,560 passed quite. You still would have rolled a. 2029 01:56:33,560 --> 01:56:37,680 15 Whenever you roll A1 it minuses one automatically. 2030 01:56:38,160 --> 01:56:39,080 Oh, never mind. Literally. 2031 01:56:39,800 --> 01:56:43,640 Quite literally. He was the only reason, yeah, 2032 01:56:43,640 --> 01:56:45,600 the only rope. Everybody did that. 2033 01:56:45,960 --> 01:56:49,200 If he would have rolled that low, everybody would have fallen 2034 01:56:49,200 --> 01:56:52,280 in the water and you it would have been brand new characters 2035 01:56:52,280 --> 01:56:53,840 for the next episode. Yeah. 2036 01:56:54,920 --> 01:56:57,040 I can't do this again, eh? I need therapy. 2037 01:56:57,800 --> 01:57:01,640 Yeah, agreed. Thanks to everybody for playing. 2038 01:57:01,640 --> 01:57:05,240 We hope you enjoyed it as we enjoy playing it, and we will 2039 01:57:05,240 --> 01:57:09,440 see you on the next episode of SCP Site 19.