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Ah, Baltimore, the place where 
the undead thrive in the living 

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will live. 
Let's see if our brave 

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adventurers can solve the 
mystery of this fire siege, this

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apocalyptic takeover, this dead 
rain. 

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And welcome, welcome everyone 
back to the main podcast 

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featuring some more Z&D. 
We are back at it again on Dead 

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Rain Numero 30. 
Thank you, Dad. 

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Close enough. 3 point O yeah. 
So go ahead and take her away, 

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Mr. Master. 
Yes. 

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All right. 
So where we left off? 

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Was. 
For those of you that didn't 

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listen to the last episode, 
Wallace may or may not have. 

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Well, he did spend the night 
with Jolene, which was a lady 

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whose baby was mercilessly 
murdered. 

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The the baby was just 
eviscerated and popped like a 

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balloon. 
We can move on. 

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Yeah, let's not discuss it any 
further. 

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That'll work. 
He's dead. 

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The the baby was was a zombie 
and Jolene lost her mind. 

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She convinced Wallace to lay 
down with her, and he did. 

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It's more like manipulated. 
I wouldn't say convinced. 

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You know you wouldn't about it 
willingly. 

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You cut your own. 
You cut your own chastity belt 

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off, Mr. I guess. 
Yeah, yeah, I. 

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Mean I was groomed. 
You were groomed, you know, 

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pretty girl begging. 
Please please, please take me. 

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OK, Yeah. 
It's hard for anybody to resist.

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So so you wake up in the 
morning, you you smell fresh 

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baked muffins. 
Of course they are remnant from 

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your your days. 
What kind of muffins? 

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That blueberry. 
OK. 

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But they don't exist. 
Do I smell them too? 

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I mean, yeah, you do, but they 
don't exist. 

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But you you wake up and. 
I'm looking for the muffins. 

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So, so during the Yeah, you're 
not here. 

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So during the night, Cletus, you
could have sworn that you heard 

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them kissing and you had a sword
form in your hand. 

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When you heard them kissing, you
got you got kind of excited and 

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and you had this energy sword 
form in your hands. 

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It was kind of small, more like 
more like knife. 

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Size. 
No, no, it's not small, it's 

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average. 
You know 334 inches is the best.

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A dagger. 
Still a dagger. 

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Cleanest double edge though is. 
Three inches at 3 inches at 300 

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miles an hour. 
More than that. 

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Still in a new sign. 
So I I so I sit up and I 

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immediately pull out my energy 
sword to check the side. 

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And then he sits. 
Up when he sits up in bed, 

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Cletus in the same room as him, 
just eating a beef jerky stick 

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all. 
Right, we'll go up. 

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All right, so roll A1 die. 
Six. 

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What are you doing here? 
Roll away, I'm hungry. 

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Roll A1, die 6. 
One day 6. 

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It's watching the boy become a 
man. 

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He's under the bed the whole 
time. 

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I rolled A4. 
Okay, so you rolled A4, so your 

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sword, your sword is currently, 
it's brighter than before you 

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said it. 
You sense that it does double 

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damage at this point. 
It already did mega damage. 

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Holy crap. 
Yeah. 

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One one die six MDC. 
Or just come here. 

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Quick, I need to get this this 
moments at this moment it is 2 

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die six or it's one die 6 * 2 in
music, one die six times. 2. 

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Man, what's the problem over 
here? 

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Oh my goodness. 
So you're both it's huge. 

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There are various and sun dry 
dried fluids all over both of. 

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You sun dried tomatoes. 
And yes, and neither one of. 

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Them and all me. 
Do you drool in your sleep? 

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Neither one of you know what 
anything is. 

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Oh sounds. 
Spit. 

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She's she's like, she's she 
looks at you and she says, did 

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did we do it? 
And you're like, and you, hey, 

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she says. 
I don't know either. 

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I mean, honestly, the evidence 
points towards a certain 

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direction, but I don't know. 
Wallace pulls out a cigarette. 

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I. 
Don't. 

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Think so? 
I I stole one of Cletus's 

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menthols. 
I don't. 

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Remember anything? 
Hey, I'm short of menthol. 

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So from now on, from now, and I 
will I'll, I'll go ahead and 

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post this real quick. 
From now on when you form your 

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sword, you will have to roll A1,
die six and you'll have random 

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effects. 
Yeah. 

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No, I have wild magic, my energy
sword. 

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That's what that means, okay? 
So if you roll a die one, your 

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sword will be shorter. 
If you roll a die two, it's 

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longer. 
So instead of having I. 

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Think. 
Oh yeah. 

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A full extra tile of reach it'll
have you'll have like two extra 

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tiles of reach. 
It'll if you roll a die three 

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it'll do half damage. 
The die 4 which you just did, it

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does double damage. 
Die five it cycles RGB colors. 

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Let's Die 6. 
Die 6 buggers and goes out 

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randomly so I'm getting punished
for rolling high. 

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Yes. 
OK. 

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The die in. 
I got too much lost in my 

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system. 
Shoot. 

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For the middle. 
But you're still not sure? 

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Either one of you are sure. 
So there's nothing. 

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There's nothing definite, Paul. 
Yeah. 

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By the way, Marcus is actually 
going to go outside and bury the

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baby's remains with his shovel. 
This guy. 

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Yeah, you see him out there 
sweating you? 

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Know this is just. 
Pacing outside the. 

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Door. 
OK, I thought you were inside 

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the room. 
I'm waiting for it to come out. 

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Unfortunately, the baby's in. 
The baby's in shovelfuls, but 

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nonetheless. 
Well, I don't think there's 

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enough. 
To to fill this shovel, but 

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yeah. 
It's what I'm good at. 

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It's all I know. 
I was. 

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I was a graveyard keeper. 
OK, so Cletus, you are going to 

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gain. 
Double damage to. 

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Babies, you're going to gain 100
points of experience. 

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All damage to babies. 
Here, I want to know you're 

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going to gain 400 points. 
It's his favorite. 400 for 

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killing a baby. 
Hey, it was a zombie baby, OK, 

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He. 
Was going to justify it's 

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justified. 
Something horrible. 

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I'm the only rational member of 
this group. 

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Yeah, it's. 
True. 

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I don't think that's true. 
Stripey's more rational than you

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are. 
It's a monster. 

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Wallace, you gained 300 points. 
You played your character well, 

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self sacrifice. 
There's there were several 

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things there played in your 
alignment. 

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Yeah, but she also, you know, 
broke your moral code. 

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Well, we don't know that for 
sure. 

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There's enough fluid for Cletus 
to know we can smell it on it. 

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Is it just be? 
Like I said, it could just be 

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her drool. 
We don't know. 

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Could be. 
She was slobbering on something 

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then, am I right? 
Anyway, let me get back to 

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burying this. 
So for playing your character. 

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Says that's walking by. 
That's 100 points there, Marcus.

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Yeah. 
Yeah, okay, so she, she just, 

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you wake up in the morning, 
you're both, both don't have any

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clothes on and she is naked. 
She is clinging to you. 

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You're naked like Velcro. 
To a naked. 

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To an old couch. 
But it's unrelated. 

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This is just in his champs. 
Just sitting in the room on the 

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chair, just just eating a can of
beans. 

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Cold. 
Cold, by the way, cold beans. 

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He likes it that way. 
He found he found some salt and 

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he's just pouring a bunch of 
salt on the top. 

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You guys got any pecker? 
So I so you said that she's like

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clinging to me. 
Oh yeah, big time. 

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OK, 2. 
Get you a stage five clinger 

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there, I see, I guess. 
Like every move you make, she's 

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finding whatever body part she 
can to grab onto and to hug and 

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love and kiss and. 
Marcus a piece in through the 

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window and he says I'm for Round
2. 

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I, I look at I so I, I turn over
and I look at her and I say, OK,

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put some clothes on. 
I'll give you a piggyback ride. 

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How about that? 
Piggy OK. 

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So the ends, and I'm not really 
sure how to say this other than 

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the fact that I rolled for her 
on the insanity tables and she 

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rolled for addictive. 
Addictive personality and she is

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addicted to being impulsive. 
Like so she. 

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Now she now has a + 1 to 
initiative. 

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She will be the first to jump 
into a situation. 

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She just. 
She's kind of. 

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Like Cletus actually, if you 
want. 

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To oh great, I'm going to have 
to play babysitter this entire 

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time. 
That's what you get for me and 

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Shepherd of the Damned. 
Great. 

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Here's a damned right here. 
Wait, wait. 

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She's not a damned, she's a Dame
damned. 

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Dazzle does. 
She have a Does she have a 

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dysfunction or a is she got like
a phobia yet? 

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No, yeah. 
Pulls so. 

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Jane starts whipping it. 
So I guess. 

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So at this point, Wallace just 
carries Jolene out on his back, 

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giving her a piggyback ride out 
of the room. 

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Well, she. 
She wants to hold me and it 

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would be very awkward walking 
like that and she's. 

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Just and she's just, her head is
just snuggling into your back. 

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Keep her on a leash. 
She. 

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She guys, this is my pet koala 
now I guess. 

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I think she's she might be 
purring. 

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Oh my, yeah, I have some extra 
dog car. 

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Now when I try. 
And I walked down to the lobby. 

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Wallace, I got extra dog collars
if you want. 

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I don't think she needs that 
are. 

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There any blueberry muffins in 
here? 

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Who that? 
Jolene. 

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Why did the voice? 
Change. 

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You hear a southern belle now. 
Hello. 

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That's fine. 
My. 

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Voice didn't change. 
Where's the blueberry muffins? 

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My hammer's at half cock. 
Yeah. 

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Do I smell blueberry muffins? 
I can some if I can find some 

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bluesberry. 
I think that means you're having

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a stroke. 
I thought that was toast. 

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Sure, son, I. 
Mean she has early onset 

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diarrhea. 
Early onset. 

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I'm going to use her as a 
jetpack then. 

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Guys, I found some blueberries. 
Oh no. 

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I'm going to make some blueberry
muffins for all of y'all. 

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OK, you do that. 
Clean his leaves and cranks his 

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heart. 
Marcus Marcus is sweaty in his 

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underwear from burying the baby.
Aren't you burying your? 

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Underwear. 
I still have like all the like, 

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sticky fluids underneath my 
shirt, so my shirt's like 

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sticking to me. 
Wait, wait, wait. 

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Hold on, Hold on, hold on, hold 
on. 

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Where's? 
To cleanse you. 

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Hey, Marcus, you, you smell 
that? 

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What is that? 
Am I having strunk? 

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Nope, Nope. 
I go up to Wallace and I sniff 

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him. 
I'm going to sniff him too. 

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What? 
Are you doing? 

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Smell like sex boy. 
Sex boy. 

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Like I said before, the evidence
points to it, but I don't know. 

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I'm flicking one of the 
chocolates that are left on the 

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pillows and they'll say I saw 
sex in candy. 

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Careful. 
I think that's one of those 

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chocolates that gets you ready 
for sex. 

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And I yeah. 
Teen gentleman never kisses and 

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tails. 
Hey, just so you know well, I 

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don't trust your girlfriend. 
She's not much, she weird. 

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No, I'm gonna let you know this 
now. 

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The second she steps out of 
line, she's gonna find a 45 in 

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her head. 
Wait a second, Wallace, do you 

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wanna get married? 
I can officiate. 

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Yeah, I'm, I'm licensed. 
I don't know. 

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I guess Cletus is too. 
We both could. 

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Yeah, we could. 
We could marry you both at the 

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same time. 
And then we'll kiss, and then 

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you guys will kiss so that 
you're not uncomfortable. 

231
00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,440
Wait. 
Cletus are your best man. 

232
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,880
Wait, Cletus, aren't you 
officiated? 

233
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,040
Can you? 
Ordained you mean? 

234
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:32,960
Ordained. 
Yeah. 

235
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,520
Sorry, Yeah. 
I'm ordained. 

236
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,320
Are you? 
Yeah, each breath ordained me. 

237
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,320
That's good. 
That's actually kind of cool. 

238
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,440
I mean, I was literally in the 
funeral service, so I am. 

239
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,680
I am as well. 
So possibly, I don't know yet. 

240
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,440
All right. 
I mean well. 

241
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,080
I'm going to go start the 
Harley. 

242
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:53,840
You don't want to go on Bury. 
Muffin. 

243
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,280
Against your religion. 
Think about it. 

244
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:59,120
Religion. 
Oh no, it's no, that's a big 

245
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,160
time. 
Like he should actually be 

246
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,240
eventually looking for more than
one wife in some sites. 

247
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,520
Not all sex, by the way, but in 
some of them. 

248
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,400
Wallace knows a little bit about
sex. 

249
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:13,200
I mean SC I guess I do now SCX. 
I don't remember. 

250
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:16,520
Cletus doesn't know anything 
just because of his years he 

251
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spent at the Hilton Hanoi It's. 
Beautiful just trails off 1000 

252
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yard. 
Stare. 

253
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:29,080
You're number, you're number 
one, you're #1. 

254
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:34,480
Elite Queen. 
You're #1 customer. 

255
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,080
Who that? 
Nothing. 

256
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,760
Don't ask. 
Cletus's inner voice. 

257
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,040
His own personal. 
Hell, I'm gonna start shooting 

258
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,560
things with my plasma rifle, but
I'll get a blueberry muffin. 

259
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,040
I see it here. 
The blueberry muffins. 

260
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,240
I made them. 
There you go. 

261
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,440
I take muffin. 
Is there anything on the plate? 

262
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,680
I use it in an empty plate. 
No, she made blueberry muffins. 

263
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,320
I'm gonna have the dog sniff it.
Cletus isn't gonna touch it. 

264
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,440
I trust her. 
I lay there with her. 

265
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,760
I eat too one of them. 
I'll eat too. 

266
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,000
Nope. 
I turned away. 

267
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,400
I walked away. 
Can I take Cletus is actually 

268
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:12,080
pretty good. 
What Cletus Nope made them for 

269
00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:12,880
you? 
Too. 

270
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,800
I turn back and I look at her 
and say I don't have time for 

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00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,200
you today and I walk away. 
And that's cold. 

272
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,240
Everybody good though. 
Take everybody back to full 

273
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:21,640
hail. 
You're. 

274
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,920
Going to take us to hell. 
Is that what you said? 

275
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,560
Hail, not hail. 
She said it's going to hail 

276
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,880
today. 
Oh, she she said something about

277
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:35,800
the heat candy bars. 
Were you from the Panhandle? 

278
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:39,080
No, we're from, we're from, 
we're in Georgia. 

279
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,480
I know where we are at. 
I asked you. 

280
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,800
No, she's from here. 
She's a local. 

281
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:50,000
I'm a little closer to like from
North Carolina, but I'm I'm from

282
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,040
Georgia. 
I can't get a read on you. 

283
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,000
I don't like you. 
That's OK. 

284
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,120
I mean the muffins. 
I don't. 

285
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,520
Like. 
You killed my ball. 

286
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,160
I know what I'm. 
Really angry with you. 

287
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,320
It was a zomb. 
It was a zombie. 

288
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,400
Though it was a zombie. 
By the way. 

289
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,160
My actions and they will hold up
on a court of law you. 

290
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,360
Destroyed my baby I'm not very 
happy with. 

291
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:12,360
I really don't care. 
To be honest, miss, it was 

292
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:16,280
always a Walking Dead baby, but 
now it has a grave outside that 

293
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,640
you can visit. 
You're welcome. 

294
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,600
That'll be $500. 
You're lucky, by the grace of 

295
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:24,920
God and by Wallace's Unchained 
nether regions, that you're 

296
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:29,080
still alive. 
Wait a minute. 

297
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,800
Hey, hey. 
Yeah. 

298
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,280
Where's Walter? 
Oh, he was right. 

299
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,600
He was standing right behind. 
Yeah. 

300
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,240
He's. 
He's he's bought my gun and I 

301
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,240
shove it in your mouth. 
What did you do with Walter? 

302
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:45,000
I I yanked Cletus off of her. 
You might want to the couple 

303
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,960
while you put that gun this. 
Is getting erotic. 

304
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,280
He was just over there in, he 
was just over there in the 

305
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,360
lobbies. 
He not over there. 

306
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,600
No, no, he's he. 
I haven't seen him since I woke 

307
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,840
up, actually. 
I didn't bury him, did I? 

308
00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,560
That was the kid, right? 
Did. 

309
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,760
You get him confused. 
Right. 

310
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,720
I mean, he's a zombie too, 
kinda. 

311
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,640
What did you do? 
No, I think it was a kid. 

312
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,880
Okay. 
Right. 

313
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,080
Yeah. 
No, I was right. 

314
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:18,400
Right. 
Do we got a double check can? 

315
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:22,320
We look around to see if he left
something about his whereabouts 

316
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:26,480
or hey, where you at? 
Yes, you, you may. 

317
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,560
You know what? 
In fact everybody roll A20 sided

318
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:30,920
die. 
Oh. 

319
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,560
You're out a whale, not. 17 OK. 
Whale. 

320
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:38,480
All right, which is the number 
of muffins I ate She. 

321
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,960
Did make quite a few. 
She made as many as she could. 

322
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,760
All right, so. 
It's box mix, but it's still 

323
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:48,200
good. 
Beggars can't be choosing. 

324
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,040
No, that's true. 
I don't know where you got the 

325
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:55,320
eggs, but whatever. 
Wait A. 

326
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,080
Second, it was it was her eggs 
poison. 

327
00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,120
Yeah, no, she would. 
New Witch? 

328
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:02,880
They're actually like really 
good. 

329
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,480
You should try one, they're 
pretty. 

330
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,280
Good. 
Somehow. 

331
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:06,280
Why not? 
Nope. 

332
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,640
I'm not gonna be put under that 
that that that witch's spell. 

333
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,520
Made with human eggs. 
OK, so. 

334
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,079
Can I find some Purell? 
Let's clean my gun barrel now. 

335
00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:22,520
Purell. 
It's Jeremy's, not. 

336
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:27,319
OK, so let's see, it was Marcus 
Cletus. 

337
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,400
You both find 2 fragmentation 
grenades. 

338
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:34,840
Hey, 2 each or we just find. 
Two each. 

339
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:40,880
Yes. 
OK Wallace, you find 5 Molotov 

340
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,360
cocktails. 
How many Molotov cocktails? 

341
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,680
Do you have? 
Dang boy, are they are they just

342
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,000
Marcus's that he accidentally 
left behind and I just. 

343
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,920
Yeah, those are mine. 
No, you find you find more. 

344
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:56,840
Yeah, Sweet. 
OK, OK, so the next stop is the 

345
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,400
NCEZID. 
National Hall. 

346
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:04,000
Center Something zoonotic. 
Yeah. 

347
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,400
National Center for Emerging and
Zoonotic Infectiousness at the 

348
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,120
CD. 
So it's still standing. 

349
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:16,700
You're not too far from. 
There on my way all. 

350
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:21,540
Right on the way I'll take off 
not knowing if if my friends are

351
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:23,420
poisoned from the blueberry 
muffins or not. 

352
00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:26,820
I do have diarrhea, but that's 
pretty par for the course. 

353
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,020
I have a gluten intolerance I 
should have mentioned. 

354
00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:31,540
You should have told us you got 
celiacs. 

355
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:35,100
That's like, actually important.
Yeah, Yeah. 

356
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:37,140
So I'm not sure where. 
Everybody. 

357
00:18:37,820 --> 00:18:43,840
I'm Zoe. 
I'm Zoe with their I'll just 

358
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,920
hang my I'm hanging my hiney out
the window while we drive. 

359
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,440
Just painting the. 
Robe on us. 

360
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:54,880
There's an oil slick behind us. 
What we do with the baby's? 

361
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,320
Skull. 
What's that? 

362
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,120
What we do with the baby's 
skull? 

363
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,440
I have half of it here. 
It was. 

364
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,360
It was blown apart by your 
bullet. 

365
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,240
Yeah, there's. 
Nothing left of it. 

366
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,640
I have half of it. 
I I forgot I had the baby skull 

367
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:07,720
sinking bullet. 
My bad. 

368
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,120
Do you want to wear this half 
around your neck? 

369
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,640
Nope, because then what happens 
if I start firing in the air? 

370
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,880
Then it's going to lock on to 
me. 

371
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:22,680
Yeah. 
Now the advantage is, is you 

372
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,680
could throw the baby's skull at 
someone else and they would 

373
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:29,200
catch it and they would go, oh, 
what, what, what in the world. 

374
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,920
And then you shoot, you know, 
wherever. 

375
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,160
And then the babe, the bull, 
just. 

376
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,320
That's a good exploit. 
Yeah, it could be. 

377
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,720
Too bad it's already destroyed. 
So as you. 

378
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,760
Right here. 
You pull up to the CDC. 

379
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:45,000
Is it on fire? 
It has been scorched pretty bad.

380
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,600
Obviously don't pay. 
Too much? 

381
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,280
Is it still smoldering? 
No, it is not. 

382
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:55,160
It is not currently smoldering. 
It is a little torched, not the 

383
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,760
the entire building does not 
look necessarily like it was 

384
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,560
engulfed, but you could see 
where there's some windows blown

385
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:04,520
out and it's just it, it's, it's
messy. 

386
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,920
It's messy. 
Is Marcus's girlfriend here? 

387
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:11,800
Yeah, we never buried her. 
No, I gave her like a a a 

388
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:14,800
makeshift casket of books and a 
bookshelf. 

389
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,280
I mean, I was going to say she 
would if there was anything 

390
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,800
left. 
I mean, there might be a 

391
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,320
skeleton. 
I'm going to check. 

392
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,880
So it. 
Would be. 

393
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,680
Home it would be to the room to 
the. 

394
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:33,000
Left to do. 
I'm sorry, Marcus, what'd you 

395
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:33,800
say? 
Wallace. 

396
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,200
Marcus it would be to the room 
to the left, not that one. 

397
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:41,160
Yeah, he's right. 
So, yeah, you you find her. 

398
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,160
She's she's there's nothing but 
a skeleton left. 

399
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,960
I need a man. 
That's pretty ashy. 

400
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,320
Sorry I couldn't save you. 
I'm going. 

401
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,840
To take take some of her ash 
because I forgot to do that. 

402
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:57,920
OK, I'm going to swallow it. 
OK, so all of you gained 

403
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:02,440
awesome, all of you that ate the
blueberry muffins gained 10 to 

404
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,240
your STCI. 
Don't think you're able to 

405
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,960
permanently access your token. 
I'm not even sure, not even. 

406
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,200
I don't even think we'll even 
get the token necessarily this 

407
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,440
episode. 
Is that a permanent increase? 

408
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,680
No, just. 
OK. 

409
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:20,080
Up from where? 
Where it was you swallowing the 

410
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:25,280
the ashes? 
Marcus, don't. 

411
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,720
Do something to you. 
I must feel. 

412
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,120
Like that? 
Do something to you. 

413
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,080
It's like swallowing. 
Cinnamon. 

414
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,880
It's not bad. 
So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

415
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,520
wait, wait. 
Hold on, let me get this right 

416
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,680
voice in my head. 
He's standing there alone. 

417
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,360
I I didn't trust the lady. 
He's having an episode. 

418
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,520
Hold on, hold on. 
I didn't trust the lady. 

419
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,880
They had a. 
Zombie deluded. 

420
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,160
OK. 
Deluded. 

421
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,560
Nope. 
I didn't trust the lady that had

422
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,120
a zombie baby. 
Yeah, I didn't trust her. 

423
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:56,000
Right, Right. 
That's what a sane, rational, 

424
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,960
normal person would do. 
Not trust the lady that had a 

425
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,720
zombie baby. 
Yeah, she was confused. 

426
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:05,240
But but the guy that had sex 
with her baby, the guy that had 

427
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,800
allegedly dogs allegedly. 
I didn't get you yet. 

428
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,680
Both are allegedly. 
No. 

429
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,240
What I do with Zeke and peanut 
butter in my spare time is my 

430
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,840
business. 
No, no, no, no, no. 

431
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:19,360
You too. 
I'm. 

432
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:23,280
The only man in this group I 
don't get something. 

433
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:29,400
Because. 
Well, you're not normally, to be

434
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:33,560
fair, all right? 
You're not normally the rational

435
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,360
person in the group. 
Or it's called character 

436
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:42,480
development. 
Well, this is new territory for 

437
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,320
us all then and. 
And in my profile it says sex 

438
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,200
and it says yes please, I. 
Didn't have to fix anything. 

439
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,360
Well, you haven't. 
You haven't layer issue. 

440
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,880
No, it's not that I haven't 
cried. 

441
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,240
I tried to kill her because she 
deserves to be dead because she 

442
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,520
has a zombie baby. 
Killing in sex is not the same 

443
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,640
thing being. 
The same. 

444
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,240
There are two sides of the same 
coin. 

445
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:11,320
You're not. 
Going to be a novel? 

446
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,960
OK, You don't understand what 
it's like. 

447
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,400
This is true. 
The red light district in Hanoi 

448
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,080
was different. 
Number one. 

449
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:23,240
Number one. 
The rational man in the group 

450
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,960
doesn't need a blueberry muffin,
and he doesn't get anything. 

451
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,160
Well, she was being nice. 
What do I got to? 

452
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,600
Roll, pull this woman's head 
off. 

453
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,600
Oh, no. 
Whatever you want, no. 

454
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,720
No. 
So she's on my back, so he has 

455
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,120
to shoot through me. 
OK. 

456
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,120
Where's Walter? 
When you need him? 

457
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,800
I have 270 SDC, do you have 
enough? 

458
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,680
Analog, a lot of guns and a lot 
of chain and. 

459
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:55,520
Thusly the group was divided. 
What do you mean divided? 

460
00:23:55,520 --> 00:24:01,000
It's just me, you've been there.
Multiple times. 

461
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,880
Everybody else is fine with it. 
What do I get from it? 

462
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,600
Nothing. 
I get nothing. 

463
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,480
You got 2 fragmentation 
grenades. 

464
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:12,560
I got an average sized laser 
sword, average 2 chains. 

465
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,400
I'm going to go for him. 
He gave you a Harley. 

466
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,000
All right, I'm going to keep 
walking. 

467
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,880
I'm going to find something. 
In. 

468
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,440
The group to have sex with I'm. 
Separating from the group, but 

469
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,120
I'm walking. 
I'm trying to find these 

470
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,440
brewskies. 
All right, where are you going? 

471
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,840
See, The thing is, I can't 
separate from Jolie. 

472
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,480
She is strapped to my back. 
I'm. 

473
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,160
Trying to find whatever these, 
whatever the information that we

474
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,600
have for the Ruskies is from 
this Lake Como, Como. 

475
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:41,320
So he's saying Russians. 
Como como OK, so roll 20 side to

476
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:45,800
die. 18 I'm very observant 
because I'm mad. 

477
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:49,120
Very good. 
I'm I'm very happy. 

478
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:54,640
So you find a map and you see 
that the map is hand drawn. 

479
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,160
What was this 1/3 grader? 
No, I mean, it's actually pretty

480
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,080
decent. 
I thought I got, I thought I had

481
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,800
AI, thought I put it in here. 
I guess I sure didn't. 

482
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,400
That's my bad. 
Just do you need help reading 

483
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,280
that? 
No. 

484
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,480
No, OK, you do find I thought, I
thought I wrote I had I had that

485
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,760
in here, but I must have 
forgotten it. 

486
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:17,080
So you do find. 
So you do find the the NCEZID. 

487
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,800
It's on the it's on the third 
level. 

488
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,120
Bless you. 
After you follow the signs and 

489
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:28,040
so forth that are somewhat left 
and you find a hand drawn map. 

490
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,520
I could you know what? 
No, I know what I did. 

491
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:36,680
So you you find a hand drawn map
and like UCNX, oh I know what it

492
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,080
was now I remember on the second
probably had a view. 

493
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:43,480
There it is. 
Yeah, what up, baby? 

494
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,440
Yeah, that's right baby. 
Oh shit. 

495
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:50,720
So you find a hand drawn map. 
My apologies. 

496
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,000
I'm going to have to print this 
out. 

497
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,360
Drawing is hard. 
Yeah, OK, so you find a hand 

498
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:59,440
drawn map and you see this is 
not the hand drawn map. 

499
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,920
I thought I added that in, but I
didn't, I, I couldn't find 

500
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,560
anything for, you know, this 
this particular map, I think 

501
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:10,240
that's why I left it out. 
But you see a hand drawn X in 

502
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,040
that spot. 
And so yeah, so you find this 

503
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:17,040
map and there's a red X and it's
just across the street. 

504
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,120
So where this where the red dot 
is? 

505
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,640
That's where I'm at. 
Yeah, you're, you're over in 

506
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,800
this area. 
So you you can go over here if 

507
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,680
you so too. 
Yeah, I'll go over there, but I 

508
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,960
won't tell anybody where I'm 
going. 

509
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,600
OK. 
You know as well he's gone a 

510
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,160
long since we see Cletus. 
I see him out the window. 

511
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:41,440
So he is searching around in 
this this area and OK, and I 

512
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,320
need you to go ahead and roll 
for perception. 

513
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,200
Oh, Cletus. 
Oh, I'm 7. 

514
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,960
Marcus, have you seen Cletus? 
So you don't see anything in the

515
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,920
moment. 
Do you want to continue to 

516
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,160
search? 
Yeah, I did. 

517
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,000
OK. 
Joe on this Ash. 19. 

518
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:04,520
OK, so you happen to see a 
glowing sort of green, greenish 

519
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,560
light that's under some rubble. 
It's in the burned out building.

520
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,960
So so let me so let me explain 
this. 

521
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,120
So you have to have what looks 
like a burned out office. 

522
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:18,920
OK, It looks like it was some 
sort of medical laboratory slash

523
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,640
like greenhouse, because you can
see some framework for what it 

524
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,600
looked like. 
It was possibly a greenhouse. 

525
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,840
And as you're looking, as you 
and you're walking through the 

526
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:34,240
rubble, you've got the ashes and
the cinders, ash, charcoal as it

527
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,560
were, ash crumbling under your 
feet. 

528
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:42,800
You see very faintly, underneath
some rubble, you see a glowing 

529
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,320
green light. 
Not really, really bright, but 

530
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,880
you can see that it's definitely
glowing. 

531
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,600
Do you choose to dig it out? 
Yeah. 

532
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:55,640
OK, so you find a small and when
I say small, probably like say 

533
00:27:56,200 --> 00:28:02,840
A4A4 by 6 maybe 2 inches thick 
like metal case and the entire 

534
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,920
case is glowing and it looks as 
if it's from something that's 

535
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,960
within the case. 
How do I feel? 

536
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,440
You feel fine. 
The case is locked, so you can 

537
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,640
either choose to try and open it
or you can go back to the group,

538
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:21,280
but it feels as if you found 
something pretty important. 

539
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,240
All right, I'll take it to the 
group. 

540
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,400
OK, Marcus, I'm starting to get 
worried. 

541
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,040
I haven't heard his rambling in 
a while. 

542
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,720
Yeah, it'll be fine. 
I I see them through the 

543
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,880
windows, it's. 
Kind of one of those comfort 

544
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,080
things, to know that he's around
and partially sane, as if he's 

545
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:37,880
rambling. 
To himself. 

546
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,800
I see them through the windows 
like talking to each other 

547
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,440
instead of me like walking 
around to go through the door. 

548
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,520
I just keep walking and I just 
shoot the glass like like a walk

549
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:50,400
through the window. 
Cleanus. 

550
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,160
Yeah, that sounds like Cleanus. 
Guys. 

551
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,240
The door was literally right 
there. 

552
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,360
You're going to walk through 
that. 

553
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,400
That's such a that's such a 
pretty green. 

554
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,600
What? 
What is that? 

555
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,440
You talk to me again, woman, 
I'll shoot you where you stand. 

556
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,320
That is a pretty green What it? 
What is that clear? 

557
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,840
That's rude. 
Oh, I don't know. 

558
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,520
It's something I found I was 
going to eat. 

559
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,320
It. 
Apparently you eat things, you 

560
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,680
get stuff around here, so I was 
hoping for the superpower. 

561
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:30,680
Vietnam man Nah man Nah man. 
Anyways, it's got this cool lock

562
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,920
on it. 
I was thinking about shooting 

563
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,640
it, but I was going to ask her 
that Pretty Little girl over 

564
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,680
there to hold this so I can just
shoot at the lock. 

565
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,240
Is that, is that Superman? 
Nah man. 

566
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:44,160
That's Nah, man, Nah. 
Man, the textbook. 

567
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:50,200
Flashbacks. 
I can I can get it open for you.

568
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,640
Nope, I don't trust you. 
You're going to steal it. 

569
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:53,800
It's mine. 
I found it. 

570
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,200
What happened? 
Zeke, open it. 

571
00:29:55,400 --> 00:30:01,320
OK, I'm sorry. 
So Zeke is Zeke is gnawing and 

572
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,800
chewing and pawing at it. 
At it. 

573
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,760
He's just getting frustrated. 
Boy, boy. 

574
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:14,480
All right. 
I'll just shoot the lock. 

575
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:22,960
Zeke's right there. 
Nah, now he's dead. 

576
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,120
No. 
OK. 

577
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,680
Retrofuture. 
So when you what are you 

578
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,040
shooting it with? 
Let's see. 

579
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:36,920
Let's see what I got. 
I'm shooting here with my 22626.

580
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,440
I got a Sig. 
Sig. 

581
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,080
Oh, what caliber is that? 
That's a nine mil. 

582
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,080
OK, roll for it then. 
You know, I could just do my 

583
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,720
energy sword and cut it. 
Oh, now you shot it. 

584
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,760
OK, I'm going to reroll that 
same thing. 

585
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:59,920
OK, so it pops open, you see 6. 
Excuse me? 

586
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:04,280
You see as the case kind of 
explodes open from impact to the

587
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:10,200
round, you see 6 seeds pop out 
of it. 

588
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:14,080
Three of them disintegrate, 
three of them land on the 

589
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,840
ground. 
I scoop them up and I eat them. 

590
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,040
Just a giant Beanstalk grows as 
I clean us. 

591
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,200
No, I'm just kidding. 
I scooped them up though. 

592
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,640
OK. 
Give me that bang. 

593
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:32,920
OK, they're, they're glowing. 
They don't they, they do feel 

594
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:36,520
pretty warm. 
But, and to answer your question

595
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,560
in case you were going to ask it
again, you feel fine all. 

596
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,720
Right. 
I am thinking about eating one 

597
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,400
of these though. 
Do it. 

598
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:50,440
I would stop you. 
I'm used to the people stop me 

599
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:55,000
from. 
Doing things well, this doesn't 

600
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,880
harm anyone else. 
This doesn't harm. 

601
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,720
Anyone but you. 
Nobody. 

602
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:02,400
'S really self I only. 
Self van door and blew away an 

603
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:08,440
old lady with a shotgun. 
Like I said, this doesn't hurt 

604
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,360
anyone. 
Else SO. 

605
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,240
You do you, Wallace. 
What you have those plant pots? 

606
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,800
Oh yeah, I do. 
All right, I'm going to put one.

607
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:21,120
How many you got? 
Let me check my pockets. 3 or 4.

608
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,120
And you got a couple? 
2-3 something like that. 

609
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:28,840
I feel like it was two or three.
It just says flower pots plural 

610
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,000
on my thing. 
So I'm assuming 2. 

611
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,800
At least 2. 
So I'm going to put one seed in 

612
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,600
each one. 
I'm going to water with a little

613
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,520
bit of water I got. 
Oh, that's that's your Jack 

614
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,200
Daniels. 
And then I'm going to eat the 

615
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,440
other one and then and then take
a big old swig of Jack Daniels. 

616
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,200
Say see you later, boys. 
I put them in. 

617
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:51,360
See you later. 
Boy, nothing at the moment 

618
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,200
appears to happen. 
You're just going to have 

619
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,840
terrible indigestion. 
Aw, aw. 

620
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,240
You you have. 
Call me somewhat of a scientist.

621
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,320
You have, you have. 
You have definitely started 

622
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:06,360
something. 
Possibly. 

623
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,120
We'll have to see. 
So nothing at the moment 

624
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,680
happens. 
And as we all know, plants, 

625
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,080
whether they're glowing or not, 
most of us don't know. 

626
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,880
We've never seen glowing seeds. 
Most plants don't begin to grow 

627
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,440
right away. 
So nothing at the moment appears

628
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,840
to have happened. 
But you've planted them, so do. 

629
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,000
I have a tape recorder on me or 
anything. 

630
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,160
What's that do? 
I have like a tape recorder or 

631
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,040
anything on me, something that 
plays music. 

632
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,520
I don't know, I have a really 
big flashlight. 

633
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,560
No, it's average. 
Well, that's it. 

634
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,080
Says that in my inventory. 
Really big flashlight. 

635
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:45,440
Well, that's funny. 
There's one guy 6 stand. 

636
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:50,320
Guys, I read that if you sing 
music to to plants or play music

637
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,400
to plants, I can help them help 
them grow. 

638
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,320
I can finally use my sing skill.
Baby. 

639
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:01,920
Don't go coming out of my page. 
You know, I would do it just. 

640
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,200
Fine, God, I gotta be. 
Down because I want it all. 

641
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,480
I started out with a kiss. 
I didn't end up like this. 

642
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,400
It was only a kiss. 
It was only a kiss. 

643
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,000
Now I'm falling asleep and she's
calling the cab while he's 

644
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:19,880
having to smoke. 
And she's taking a drag, so 

645
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:25,239
you're singing to it. 
Let's see turning safe and turn 

646
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:38,719
swimming to sing Love my. 
There's 10 years calling me. 

647
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:51,760
Open up my ego. 
They're getting giant, becoming 

648
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,760
huge. 
Guys, look, the dirt is bulging.

649
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,360
He's. 
Ascending to the sky. 

650
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,720
Please, you seem more robust 
now. 

651
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:03,960
Guys, I don't know what came 
over me. 

652
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:04,520
I'm sorry. 
I'm. 

653
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,240
Going to use my sing skill and 
I'll sing to him too. 

654
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,080
What is love? 
And he don't hurt. 

655
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,480
He don't hurt. 
He OH. 

656
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:23,080
Man, it's going to be such a 
tree editing this right? 

657
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,560
So the soil. 
The soil begins to rumble. 

658
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:33,440
Nothing. 
I roll 100 for my skill check. 

659
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:37,200
How many too? 
Yeah, it rumbles, but nothing 

660
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,240
happens. 
I did it. 

661
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,800
I did my part. 
So with this building being 

662
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:48,320
torched out, you know, burned 
out, Jolene says. 

663
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,720
Hey, there's a, there's a 
another building across the 

664
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,560
street that's an office. 
Maybe we can find what we're 

665
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,080
looking for over there. 
How do you know this? 

666
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,960
Yeah, who even are you? 
I mean, she, she looks out the 

667
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,640
window right there. 
My name's Jolene. 

668
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,160
I looked out the window and I 
saw a building and it says CDC 

669
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,840
office. 
Man, it's right there. 

670
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,200
Yeah. 
OK, now I see it. 

671
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:14,680
Not suspicious at all. 
Yeah, see, nothing nefarious. 

672
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:15,680
See. 
See. 

673
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,080
Look, I'll show you. 
See you. 

674
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:17,680
Oh. 
Wait. 

675
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,360
I'll show. 
You there I for I forgot to make

676
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:24,520
use of a skill. 
What's AI have identified plans?

677
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,200
Oh, that's perfect for this. 
Roll for it. 

678
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,440
It's AD 100. 
It's 45%. 

679
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,560
OK, Dang it. 
And you're old of 57. 

680
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:41,400
OK, so I see Oh, I don't see for
some reason it's not wall. 

681
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,720
What is your? 
What's the the plus that's added

682
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:50,040
to it per level? 
Is that wrote down 20% + 20% per

683
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,680
level? 
That's all it says on here. 

684
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:57,160
OK, OK. 
Cuz it says 25% + 20%. 

685
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,360
OK. 
So 20% is probably your OCC. 

686
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,720
OK. 
Which would make it 4045%. 

687
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:07,760
It depends on what that's, I 
mean, it's not gonna be, it's 

688
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,920
not going to be enough because 
you've only went up one level. 

689
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:12,040
It's still not going to be 
enough. 

690
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:16,640
So I'm almost at the top of the 
Crest of Level 3 now. 

691
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:22,000
So the so the seed, I will say 
that the seed almost looked very

692
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:27,320
similar to you as a PC, OK, it 
looks similar, not the same. 

693
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:31,160
And by the way, I, my apologies,
I deeply apologize. 

694
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,520
So when you look, Cletus, when 
you looked in the box and it 

695
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,800
exploded open, there was a piece
of paper. 

696
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:42,240
So now mind you, this piece of 
paper is so I don't know if if 

697
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:44,200
the listeners know how charcoal 
works. 

698
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:47,920
You take wood, put it in a 
container, and you put that said

699
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:53,200
wood over in the container over 
a fire and it chars it, but it 

700
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,440
does not burn it. 
That's kind of how this paper 

701
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,600
gets. 
It's not burned, but it's 

702
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,120
charred. 
And the one word that you see 

703
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:06,400
is, oh, the one word you can 
make out, it says portal. 

704
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,800
That's it. 
What? 

705
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:12,120
It says portal. 
Yeah, PORTAL, portal. 

706
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,400
What are we messing with? 
You. 

707
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,600
What? 
Well, yeah, they're portable. 

708
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,680
They're seeds. 
Not portable portal portal. 

709
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,320
Why am I the smart one here? 
Something's wrong. 

710
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,360
Marcus doesn't understand the 
entire. 

711
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:32,040
So are you, Are you all willing 
to try out the CDC office 

712
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,560
building? 
Yeah, I'll go there, my 

713
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,560
girlfriend said too. 
Yeah, I'll go there. 

714
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:39,200
My dead girlfriend's there. 
Well, so you, you are in the 

715
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,240
main CDC building. 
That's where she was at. 

716
00:38:41,240 --> 00:38:44,000
That's where Rachel was. 
Oh, OK, it's. 

717
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,840
Too bad she was. 
She was rather pretty. 

718
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,880
It's too bad that all of her 
skin burned off of her. 

719
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,200
And I'm a strap her skull to. 
Well, it's too bad that Cletus. 

720
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,280
Absolutely hanging. 
Character with a OK. 

721
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,760
I'm gonna. 
I'm gonna. 

722
00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:57,880
Jolene. 
Is that her name? 

723
00:38:58,240 --> 00:38:59,320
Yes. 
I don't. 

724
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,480
I don't trust her. 
I'm going to look at her. 

725
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:06,800
Hey. 
Hey, Jolene. 

726
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,120
Yes. 
Pitch. 

727
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,360
Totally Vagon. 
The furniture is floating now, 

728
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:24,960
guys. 
I feel like I feel like the if 

729
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:29,080
that if those words were on the 
screen and translated, I feel 

730
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,000
like the sensors would censor 
us. 

731
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,560
But I don't know what you just 
said. 

732
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,200
What's she talking about? 
I don't, I don't trust her. 

733
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,680
I trust her fully. 
Incompletely. 

734
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,360
I mean, that sounded like 
Russian, but I mean, I don't 

735
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,120
know. 
What, what, what, what are you 

736
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,960
doing? 
You're you're strange. 

737
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,920
I think we need to get you some 
help. 

738
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,360
Honestly, darling, like I'm 
angry with you, but like I don't

739
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,640
hate you because my. 
Mama, I put my hand over her 

740
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,840
mouth. 
I put my hand over Jolie's mouth

741
00:39:55,840 --> 00:40:02,440
so that she. 
Can I'll just speak to him? 

742
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,720
That's fine. 
He likes it. 

743
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,800
Don't provoke it. 
That's no threat. 

744
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,600
No, no, no, no, no, no. 
Stop. 

745
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,000
I head over to the office with 
her on my back. 

746
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:22,080
OK, so it it looks like there's 
power to the building. 

747
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,160
Can I hack a computer? 
Wow. 

748
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:28,040
I let go. 
Thank you so much. 

749
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:31,040
I can breathe better. 
So there's a it looks like we've

750
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:34,960
got some power to the building. 
I can probably hack in and see 

751
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,640
if I can find something. 
What are you guys looking for? 

752
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,280
I. 
Don't know. 

753
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:40,960
Honestly, we don't know anymore.
I don't remember. 

754
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,200
There you go. 
I dropped it in there. 

755
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,160
Rachel's Internet search 
history. 

756
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,480
I don't know what she was 
looking at before she was. 

757
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:54,400
Murdered by somebody? 
What the absolute? 

758
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,200
Devil it's it's a isn't that 
fundamentalist? 

759
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,320
Isn't that fundamentalist? 
Supposed to trigger and she's 

760
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,200
supposed to be like kill John 
Lennon. 

761
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,520
Yes. 
So can we just try to MK Ultra 

762
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,800
her? 
Yeah, that's for those you nerds

763
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,480
there in the it's that's the 
activation code for Bucky and 

764
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,080
The Winter Soldier. 
Yeah, now I remember. 

765
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,960
Yeah. 
OK. 

766
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,960
OK. 
I'm sorry, sweetie. 

767
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,840
You're so upset at me. 
I didn't do anything. 

768
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:31,040
Oh, this is weird. 
Well, yeah. 

769
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,320
Are you guys looking for 
something that's called a a 

770
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,760
Pandora virus? 
Something like that. 

771
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:42,360
Yeah, that one. 
Well, it says here that it was 

772
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:47,040
moved to Wuhan. 
The BL BSL for. 

773
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,240
China up in. 
China, yeah. 

774
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,040
I don't know another. 
Wuhan, that's out of our 

775
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,120
jurisdiction. 
Wait, does that mean we get to 

776
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,680
go to China? 
I've always wanted to go to 

777
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,120
China. 
That's the WE stuff. 

778
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:04,280
Hey, hold on if we vote to 
include her in the group. 

779
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,200
I don't recall that we did. 
I don't. 

780
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,400
Recall that we did either. 
You got to be married to enter 

781
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,400
this claim. 
You kill my baby. 

782
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,240
I should not at least. 
Get to go somewhere, you guys 

783
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,920
do. 
You can't kill my baby and then 

784
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,440
just leave me to stay there. 
That's not my You're right, I 

785
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:21,880
don't. 
Want to kill you 2. 

786
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,360
Go ahead, I don't have anything.
Lip Bow. 

787
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:27,640
No. 
No, now he's rolling for it. 

788
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,960
I told you not to revoke it. 
No. 

789
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,400
Oh no. 
Chinks off my armor. 

790
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,160
Whoa. 
I don't think you're allowed to 

791
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,120
say that. 
So see, we're just. 

792
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,960
Yeah, especially after we just 
brought out China. 

793
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,960
Yeah, so. 
It deflects off my armor. 

794
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:46,840
Sorry. 
There you go. 

795
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,400
Better. 
Nice. 

796
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,680
Your boyfriend won't be there. 
Not really. 

797
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:57,920
Much more woke. 
I'm pretty awake. 

798
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,880
I don't know what's wrong with 
you, Platus. 

799
00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,880
I I really. 
I don't hate you. 

800
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,080
I hate you. 
You kill my baby and I don't 

801
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,120
hate you. 
I don't know what I. 

802
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,720
Did I think I hate him too 
honestly? 

803
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:11,200
But. 
That's what. 

804
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,760
I think I hate him too. 
Do I help you? 

805
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,880
I help her get over her. 
Delusion. 

806
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,880
Refresh my memory, Refresh my 
memory. 

807
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:21,360
Weren't you under a spell from 
Bleach Breath and I saved you? 

808
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,600
Yeah. 
Yeah, Didn't I save you when you

809
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,800
found your plasma rifle? 
Oh wait, didn't I save you from 

810
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,520
the town of British folks in the
middle of Nebraska? 

811
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,040
I. 
Don't Remember Remember any of 

812
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,240
that. 
I I did that for you. 

813
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,440
What about? 
What about when you killed my 

814
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,800
one true love? 
Oh, I did one bad thing after. 

815
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,320
That just one little murder. 
And everyone. 

816
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,360
And then you kill the baby. 
If anything that makes you guys 

817
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,560
even. 
But I kill anything don't. 

818
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,360
Need you know what? 
You know what? 

819
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,200
Judge me. 
All you do is judge me. 

820
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,920
I'm riding around in my Vespa. 
And you can shoot. 

821
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,560
There he is. 
You did shoot. 

822
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,520
Me. 
By you shot me, by the way way, 

823
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,600
when we were fighting. 
Yeah, because I had to. 

824
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,520
You gave me no other choice. 
I still walk like a pimp with a 

825
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,720
limp. 
That is cool. 

826
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:13,200
The kids love that. 
It. 

827
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,000
Is kind of Yeah, he does look 
pretty cool. 

828
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,840
You know Rachel loved that about
me. 

829
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,360
She did. 
She did. 

830
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,480
I miss her. 
I miss. 

831
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:23,160
Her or long that's enlarged 
inside of her brain. 

832
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:27,640
Cletus people didn't do anything
wrong either. 

833
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,040
Cletus, can you tell me a story 
about Rachel? 

834
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:32,960
Yeah. 
I remember when I first met 

835
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,880
Rachel, she was talking to my 
best friend and trying to steal 

836
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,520
her away from me. 
Yeah, I got a little jealous. 

837
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,040
Not going to lie, I got a little
jealous. 

838
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,600
That sounds nice, yeah. 
No, I didn't know who I was. 

839
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:47,640
Shooting at I'm sitting on my 
head's on his lap. 

840
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,040
It was. 
Just a frock window pane and I 

841
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,600
just I just rolled out my 
revolver and started blasting. 

842
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,040
Yeah, wait a second. 
So there I was. 

843
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,200
I started blasting. 
See. 

844
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,040
I don't like that part. 
Yeah. 

845
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:02,360
Didn't you sugar throw like a 
slab of drywall or something? 

846
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,680
Like that you threw a wall. 
That was kind of cool. 

847
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,160
So yeah, that's my trick all of 
a sudden. 

848
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,080
Start smelling fried wontons. 
It wasn't cool when I was 

849
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,960
washing her blood off. 
My oh wait, wait, what? 

850
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:16,520
I smell what now? 
What? 

851
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,640
You smell fried wontons. 
Oh, can you talk about China? 

852
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:23,640
That's not actual Chinese food. 
That sound good though. 

853
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,920
That sound good? 
I kind. 

854
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,760
Of want some sushi? 
Jolene, what are you making now?

855
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,080
What are you making? 
I'm not doing this. 

856
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:35,720
I mean I can, I've made wontons,
but I'm not making any right now

857
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:38,240
all. 
Right, so I've got my. 

858
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,520
My I'm sniffing the air and I 
sniff up there. 

859
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,920
I walk up and I sniff Cletus. 
Cletus, I think it's you. 

860
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,920
No, it smells like it's coming 
from outside. 

861
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:51,520
So my my Colt is out, the 
hammer's pulled back, and I've 

862
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:54,480
got the little lever on the 
hammer so that when it fires, it

863
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,000
fires the 410 barrel underneath.
Hell yeah. 

864
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:01,080
So stripey is is sniffing the 
air. 

865
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,520
And he's you smell that too, 
boy? 

866
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:07,320
He's walking outside. 
Always, If we're going to go to,

867
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,040
if we're going to go to China, 
we better hit the Atlanta 

868
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,920
airport. 
Wow, I think it still has too 

869
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,160
much traffic these days. 
No, we got to give us an 

870
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,240
airplane or a hell of a chapter 
or something. 

871
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,320
Right striping takes off 
running. 

872
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:19,960
Come here, boy. 
Where? 

873
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,680
Are you going, boy? 
I ride Zeke in pursuit. 

874
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,320
Hold on, wait a minute. 
Yeah, it is pretty fast. 

875
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:33,880
I got a 40. 
I had a 43 for speed. 

876
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:38,800
So yeah, that's pretty fast. 
So. 

877
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,600
So you're gonna run after him? 
Yeah. 

878
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:43,480
Let's. 
Go. 

879
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,320
Yeah, Joanne, get on. 
I guess we're going. 

880
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,400
I mean, you could, we could get 
in the LAV. 

881
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,000
Oh, I thought we were OK. 
Well, I'll get on my hog then. 

882
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:10,840
All right. 
So striping takes off running 

883
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:14,640
down the street and you guys are
in hot pursuit. 

884
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:19,640
Come back. 
He's drooling, looks pretty 

885
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,560
hungry. 
I'm hungry too, boy. 

886
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,240
And as you guys are rolling down
the street, not really sure 

887
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:27,960
what's going on, you see this. 
It's a church. 

888
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,080
Who that? 
Oh, it's a church. 

889
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,160
With a big yellow thing coming 
out of it. 

890
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,840
There's really weird looking 
beams of lights. 

891
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,720
What at? 
Shining down into the church, I 

892
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:38,840
thought I drew it better than 
that. 

893
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,240
I like it. 
My pupils whitened and I started

894
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:44,920
walking towards it. 
Oh, you're unclean. 

895
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,240
You can't. 
You're unclean. 

896
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:52,120
This isn't your. 
It's not the same denomination, 

897
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,400
is it? 
Is it? 

898
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,960
I don't know. 
You go in. 

899
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,360
I am religious, yes, I go in. 
It's it's Stripey going in. 

900
00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:02,200
No, he's he's still so he 
stopped and sees what you guys 

901
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,680
doing, but he looks really 
antsy. 

902
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,800
So another really crappy. 
Drama. 

903
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:10,600
He's just gotta go pull beams. 
So I have a detective ambush. 

904
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,560
OK, nice. 
OK, go for it. 

905
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:17,280
I'm not going in. 62 I will take
something to it they're. 

906
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:21,880
Dying Bush. 
Oh, that's a + 10%. 

907
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,360
I think the the base skill is 
usually somewhere on like a 35 

908
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,760
or 45% something like that. 
And you rolled it 70 something 

909
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,600
62, yeah, you didn't detect. 
Anything I would like Zeke and 

910
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,800
Stripey both to roll for search 
if I may. 

911
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,280
Search for what? 
Threat. 

912
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:42,080
For a threat Stripey, Stripey is
not currently listening to your 

913
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,000
commands. 
He's out of Commission. 

914
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,760
But Zeke, Zeke. 
You can roll for Zeke to see if 

915
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,640
he detects any zombies or 
anything. 

916
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,440
He's the zombie hunter, right? 
Is he? 

917
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:56,360
Is that 100? 
Yeah, 100 side guy. 35, No 49. 

918
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,640
49, yeah, I think with him, I 
think that was wrote down. 

919
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,240
No, I don't think it was. 
It's in the OK. 

920
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:06,040
Yeah, it's not in there. 
I want to say it's like a 62 or 

921
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,880
72 or something like that, but 
it's a pretty high percentage 

922
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,440
that they have to be. 
Able to you have to roll under. 

923
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,080
Yeah, you, yeah, you definitely,
you rolled under that. 

924
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,800
And he does not detect any, any 
zombies in the area. 

925
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:21,280
OK, This sunbeam is hitting a 
bowl of water. 

926
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,600
Presumably it being in a church,
It's a Catholic. 

927
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,840
I'll drink it. 
Of Catholic origins. 

928
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:30,280
I'll drink it. 
It's OK. 

929
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:34,480
Won't eat the muffins, but it'll
drink the mysterious It'll have 

930
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:35,680
sun water. 
And eat the. 

931
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,880
Water the mystery seed that 
says. 

932
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,400
Portal. 
Delicious. 

933
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,000
This is an interesting 
development. 

934
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,480
OK, so cleanest. 
Nuts. 

935
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:48,680
This I'm gonna hit. 
OK, this is this is going to 

936
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,800
make things interesting. 
OK, so you drink the water, you 

937
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:57,080
still feel fine, but it it does 
it does appear to be holy water,

938
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,640
so. 
Oh, I'm going to take my chains 

939
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,160
and I'm going to light my fire 
in the holy. 

940
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,400
Water dip your chains in the 
holy water, OK? 

941
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:07,440
They sizzle and steam. 
It burned in my skin. 

942
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,600
And your skin turns Gray. 
I get the red mark. 

943
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:17,880
Boy, OK, boy, you're. 
Gonna take any of the water for 

944
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,480
anything else. 
Maybe I'll take the water and 

945
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:24,880
pour it on the the the plants so
that the seeds. 

946
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,840
OK, All right, Because right now
they're just doused in Jack 

947
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,600
Daniels and Cletus. 
This is true. 

948
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:31,960
This. 
Is true. 

949
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:33,600
Yep. 
Yep. 

950
00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:38,360
OK, so you do that, and as 
you're walking back out to the, 

951
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,800
you're frustrated because you 
feel like something should 

952
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,560
happen. 
These were special seeds. 

953
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,960
This is holy water. 
You feel like something should 

954
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,000
be going on. 
You should be seeing a sprout or

955
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,200
something and you're frustrated 
and angry and you're kind of 

956
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,000
stomping back to the lav and. 
Little morning. 

957
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:58,040
You trip, you trip and fall and 
the pots kind of fly out of your

958
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,080
hand. 
No. 

959
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:02,200
And hit the the top of the lav 
and shatter. 

960
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,240
Aw, whoops. 
Sorry guys, I'm such a klutz. 

961
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:10,680
All right, and Stripey is not 
out of sight, but he is down the

962
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:14,400
road apiece. 
I pick Anita, I pick up the 

963
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,200
seeds that fell. 
Stripey, where you going? 

964
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,640
The seeds didn't fall. 
You don't. 

965
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,800
You don't see the seeds 
anywhere. 

966
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,520
Where they go? 
I'll see how it is. 

967
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,760
Did I lose my flower pots? 
Yeah, they shattered on top of 

968
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:31,120
the LAV all. 
Right, all right. 

969
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,440
So you fall here, you fall. 
Stripey around. 

970
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,840
You follow Stripey around for 
about a. 

971
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,280
Hour. 
What do I roll to kill myself? 

972
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,520
15 called shot called shot. 
I mean, you know. 

973
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,000
Just so you don't roll A1, Dang 
it. 

974
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,360
Roll A1. 
You're going to disfigure 

975
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,040
yourself. 
Stop it. 

976
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:48,640
Come on. 
Come. 

977
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:53,400
On let's. 
Go dust yourself. 

978
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:57,560
Off so as you're as you're 
running as he's running and he's

979
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,520
zigzagging through town doesn't 
look like you're going anywhere.

980
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:06,440
You end up pulling in front of 
of this and the LAV parts you 

981
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:10,040
see that it's used to be it used
to be called the the Dragon 

982
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:14,400
Teriyaki Express and that has 
been marked out now and it is 

983
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:19,000
now called the frying Dragon. 
And as you all get out the the 

984
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,320
smell of the wontons, fried 
wontons is very strong here. 

985
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,280
As you get out, but I'm not 
allowed to say it chinks my 

986
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:30,400
armor. 
No, Yeah, Trigger, trigger 

987
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:31,680
warning. 
There's probably going to be 

988
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,200
some things that would offend 
people in the next episode. 

989
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:41,640
But as you get out and you look 
up at the lav and there are 

990
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:46,640
little green sprouts that are 
growing that look like some kind

991
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:54,080
of you all do they look like 
little weird green cannons that 

992
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,680
are on top of they're they're 
not very big. 

993
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:57,080
They're only a couple of inches 
tall. 

994
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:04,360
On top of the LED. 
Oh no, Cletus did. 

995
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,400
That come from where the the 
pots landed. 

996
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:20,800
Yep, and and please. 
Come here, let me give you a 

997
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,920
colonoscopy. 
You do notice that your skin is 

998
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:30,840
now green. 
Guys, he's hulking and. 

999
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,280
Dudes vomiting. 
I shoved my Yeah, I shoved 3 

1000
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,280
fingers. 
Down my throat. 

1001
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,800
I cover his mouth so nothing 
comes out. 

1002
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:48,960
You did this to yourself. 
Back down. 

1003
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:50,600
Trying to push for the other 
end. 

1004
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:56,720
I pulled out my pants. 
I'm just pushing for both ends. 

1005
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,320
I. 
I take a finger and I plug in, 

1006
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,480
you know? 
No. 

1007
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:09,720
The pressure build up is too 
much a bear, it'll explode. 

1008
00:54:09,720 --> 00:54:17,680
Oh. 
Man, so while while all this 

1009
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:22,840
pandemonium is going on, none of
you notice, but a zombie comes 

1010
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:27,640
wandering up and as it's getting
ready to, it's getting ready to 

1011
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:31,320
to hit, to hit Zeke. 
Zeke didn't even notice it. 

1012
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,040
Thank you, stupid dog. 
You see the two little sprouts 

1013
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:38,160
pop up and spin around and look,
look directly at the I mean, it 

1014
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,840
looks like they have eyes and 
everything. 

1015
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:44,080
They look directly at the 
zombie, their eyes squint like 

1016
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:48,880
they're angry, and they both fit
this projectile out. 

1017
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:53,200
Wait A. 
Minute that does see here octua 

1018
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,320
hold. 
On Wait a minute. 

1019
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,640
Yep, it does 3 damage to the to 
the zombie. 

1020
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:01,640
OK. 
And. 

1021
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,200
I mean like maybe it's maybe 
it's not so bad. 

1022
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:16,320
That'd be pretty. 
Cool the cleanest that comes out

1023
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:20,680
your other end. 
Bend your cheeks. 

1024
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,120
And with that, go ahead and roll
for initiative. 

1025
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,880
We don't have these. 
We don't have your tokens or 

1026
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,240
anything like that, but that's 
fine. 

1027
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:37,200
Excuse me. 
All right, Zombie is right next 

1028
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,160
to Zeke, so swipe at Zeke. 
No. 

1029
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,280
Totally missed. 
That's it for that's it for the 

1030
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,280
zombie Marcus, it's on you. 
It's. 

1031
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,320
Just one zombie. 
One lone zombie. 

1032
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,760
I think I'm gonna shoot at him 
with my plasma rival. 

1033
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,880
OK. 
Dang, that roll up. 

1034
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,880
Oh, actually rolling 15. 
Oh Dang, this? 

1035
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,560
Is the first time I've ever hit 
some a target with it. 

1036
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:05,840
You're gonna blow up Zeke. 
You know they don't do AOE 

1037
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,440
damage. 
Yeah, he's me. 

1038
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,360
It's pretty liberty. 
He's very concentrated actually.

1039
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:14,320
Yeah, most likely. 
Most likely just water honestly.

1040
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,320
I know. 
Just just, it's just so plasma, 

1041
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,560
it's just so you've got solid, 
liquid and gas and plasma. 

1042
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,440
Plasma is just a super heated 
matter. 

1043
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:28,120
OK, you can roll your damage. 
I mean, it doesn't really matter

1044
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,360
honestly. 
How much damage? 

1045
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,800
1 by 6? 
No. 

1046
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,440
Was it 6 day 6? 
I think it was six Day 6, But 

1047
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:40,760
it's NBC, Yeah. 29,000 damage. 
Yeah, you totally. 

1048
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:43,520
It does what the background just
did. 

1049
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,560
You, yeah, you deleted that 
zombie. 

1050
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:51,880
If you were to take and run your
cursor over that zombie, 

1051
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,000
highlight it, hit delete, that's
what happened. 

1052
00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:57,840
Yeah. 
There was a slight outline of 

1053
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:01,080
him for just a second it does 
and then it goes away. 

1054
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:07,320
So Cletus, you notice before you
were even able to do anything, 

1055
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:14,800
your arm is already up. 
Your arm is already up and you 

1056
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:17,000
have like, so it's not the 
wrist. 

1057
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:18,680
It's not the wrist with the VAM 
brace. 

1058
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:22,040
How about your other arm? 
There's like a, there's like a 

1059
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:27,360
knob, a big long kind of knob 
that's, that's like growing 

1060
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,200
right there. 
And it's more green than the 

1061
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,440
rest of you. 
In fact, all of the green from 

1062
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,680
your skin seems to be slowly 
leaching into that green. 

1063
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,280
On your. 
That spot on your arm? 

1064
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,640
Where my chains are at? 
Yes, I believe it would be on 

1065
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:45,880
your right where Dick Cheney 
would be, but you didn't have an

1066
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,360
opportunity to see what was 
going to happen. 

1067
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:50,000
I. 
Still haven't killed anything 

1068
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,720
with my energy sword. 
Dang it, right? 

1069
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,200
Let's stop. 
I'm growing something here. 

1070
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:58,360
Is Kalina's pregnant? 
I I think so. 

1071
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:02,800
In a sense, I believe so. 
The one time. 

1072
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:07,880
The one time I eat something. 
I mean, I'm just saying. 

1073
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,800
I mean, my blueberry muffins 
didn't have anything like that. 

1074
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:14,960
I pointed at her. 
You next. 

1075
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:20,480
Go Web go. 
Go, web. 

1076
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,960
Go. 
Yeah, Nothing's happening, 

1077
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:29,080
sweetie. 
No, that was something else that

1078
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,360
maybe that maybe Wallace gave 
me. 

1079
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,120
But I. 
Don't some other viscous fluid. 

1080
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:37,080
Yeah, but I don't know anything.
So the airport, is that where we

1081
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:39,520
needed, you know? 
So right now you're in front of 

1082
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:44,520
the you're in front of the 
frying dragon, and the smell of 

1083
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:48,360
wontons is is drawing you in and
all the weirdness. 

1084
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:50,880
Behind me and I and I go inside.
Yeah, I'm hungry. 

1085
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:58,360
Hey guys, posted a chatter. 
This part gets very, shall I 

1086
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,600
say, bad. 
It just gets bad. 

1087
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:04,080
It's another trigger warning 
though. 

1088
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:12,500
You have been warned. 
And so you walk in. 

1089
00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:16,500
Mr. Hahn, OH. 
No, I could roll. 

1090
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,840
Oh no. 
This is offensive. 

1091
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:25,120
So maybe it was this episode. 
Yeah, another post edit trigger 

1092
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:29,800
warning from cheddar. 
My name, My name is something 

1093
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,360
wrong? 
Welcome to the Flying Dragon. 

1094
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:36,520
Oh no. 
But I know this is an elaborate 

1095
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:40,480
joke, but even in the apocalypse
you can't do that kind of stuff,

1096
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,920
OK? 
It's OK, I'm. 

1097
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:47,880
Seeing. 
I've seen I've seen it the other

1098
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,080
way around too. 
I don't think you do. 

1099
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:55,360
I will use my credit card. 
Hey, hey, hey, hey. 

1100
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:58,280
Yes, Mr. Mr. Wong, I think. 
I'll use my credit card. 

1101
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:02,080
Oh yes. 
Yeah, everything non dairy. 

1102
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:03,400
Don't. 
Don't do that all. 

1103
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,120
Right. 
Don't what? 

1104
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:06,520
What? 
No, just. 

1105
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,120
Cut it out, man. 
Yeah. 

1106
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:10,440
It's just, it's just, it's just 
me. 

1107
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,040
It's it's all right. 
Yeah, I was, I did. 

1108
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,320
I did 3 tours in Vietnam. 
OK. 

1109
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:18,440
You don't want to offend Cletus.
Yeah, which one? 

1110
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,440
I'm sorry, my name is actually 
John. 

1111
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:22,480
All right, so I'll take a 
general. 

1112
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:28,280
I'll take a general Sal with 
some noodle, some Steven 

1113
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:31,160
broccoli throwing, some of them 
crab raccoons you're frying. 

1114
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:33,040
General. 
Soul. 

1115
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:37,880
Nope, I said Sal not pig. 
Nope. 

1116
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:43,440
TSO no, I'm the guy with the 
gun. 

1117
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:50,560
Chicken orange chicken need. 
Some kung pao. 

1118
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:52,320
Yeah, it's some Kung Pao 
chicken. 

1119
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:53,560
That's a lot of nuts. 
Fried rice? 

1120
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:57,360
Can we get some fried rice? 
Fried rice And then what? 

1121
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:59,960
Like a side order? 
Just regular white like white 

1122
01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:05,200
sticky rice sound good? 
And then a Chinese restaurant 

1123
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:08,840
would still get its supplies 
after a zombie apocalypse. 

1124
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:12,040
Oh, you know what I'm thinking. 
Want some egg drop soup? 

1125
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:14,080
Oh no. 
Egg drop soup. 

1126
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:15,840
Oh wow. 
I wasn't. 

1127
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,920
I wasn't asking are. 
We out. 

1128
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:22,520
No, you got some. 
No, no, no. 

1129
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:26,040
My assistant, My assistant, Lung
de Tong ate ate the rest. 

1130
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,160
Well, hey. 
He has a lean over. 

1131
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,440
Here. 
Hey, hold on. 

1132
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:31,080
Go lean over here. 
She can pull eggs out of 

1133
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:32,760
nothing. 
So yeah, she's got to get. 

1134
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:37,760
Together. 
OK, Bake Off, they're my eggs. 

1135
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:40,320
They're more than that. 
Go in the egg dog soup. 

1136
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:41,680
I don't. 
Know how much eggs it's? 

1137
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:47,000
A beautiful day outside. 
Can I get some like throw like 

1138
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,520
the the the pork on a stick? 
Oh. 

1139
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,760
The rat. 
Yes, Yeah, yeah. 

1140
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:52,400
Rat. 
Whatever. 

1141
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:53,120
I don't. 
It's good. 

1142
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:55,440
I don't care. 
Yeah, little Baba sauce. 

1143
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:56,840
Good. 
Yeah. 

1144
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:57,880
All right. 
How much is it? 

1145
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:01,160
Going to run me 10 minute, 10 
minute, 10 minute, 10 minutes. 

1146
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,080
It cost you. 
It cost you, you recent 

1147
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:05,600
two-story. 
I'm good. 

1148
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:09,280
Never mind, we'll I wash dishes 
instead. 

1149
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,680
So about the. 
Entire pirate I. 

1150
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,080
Have I have a skill in 
helicopters? 

1151
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,840
I wonder if that'll transfer 
over airplanes. 

1152
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,080
No, I was an experimental pirate
of the Shenron. 

1153
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:28,920
Pirate. 
Excuse me? 

1154
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:30,680
Whatever. 
You don't look like the 

1155
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:34,240
seaworthy type. 
No, no, no, no, no. 

1156
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:38,520
No bottle of Yum. 
No Shin Shin Long that's a 

1157
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:40,880
that's an experimental Chinese 
brain. 

1158
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:43,880
It going to space what you're. 
Praying. 

1159
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:48,960
Yes, I was taking tiger penis. 
I was taking tiger penis into 

1160
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:52,200
space to be able to sell on the 
BRAT market as space tiger 

1161
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,920
penis. 
That's cool, man. 

1162
01:02:55,760 --> 01:03:01,640
Guys, my head. 
Pretty cool. 

1163
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:04,960
Yeah, pretty cool. 
And then and then. 

1164
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:06,880
OK, fine. 
So I dropped. 

1165
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:09,960
I'll drop the accent. 
Oh my goodness, you guys are 

1166
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:12,160
such whiners. 
I knew it. 

1167
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,720
I knew it I. 
Knew you were lying to me, Mr. 

1168
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:18,000
Chan, no, I'm not lying to you. 
I'm from China, OK? 

1169
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,640
I'm an experimental pilot. 
But apparently you guys freaked 

1170
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:24,240
out because of the way the 
Chinese talk and somehow that's 

1171
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:28,040
racist when that is literally 
how I speak in my country 

1172
01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:30,640
because we don't have an L in 
our alphabet. 

1173
01:03:30,880 --> 01:03:33,360
But that's not my fault. 
We have an L and ours. 

1174
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:34,680
You're in America. 
Speak English. 

1175
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:40,240
Say Lululemon. 
Roo Roo Rimmon I had to practice

1176
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:43,640
first. 
OK, I never say that before, but

1177
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:47,800
I was an experimental pilot of 
the Shen Law, and I was taking 

1178
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,880
tiger penis into space so I 
could sell it on the black 

1179
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:54,960
market for more money and call 
it space Tiger Penis you. 

1180
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:57,720
Guys believe them. 
How am I going? 

1181
01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:00,200
I did this. 
Edit what? 

1182
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:03,800
What is there to edit just? 
Add background music. 

1183
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:09,880
All. 
Right, all right, okay, I'll sit

1184
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:12,400
here all there. 
Long the guy. 

1185
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:20,480
The guy in the kitchen goes. 
The wave what happened OK I 

1186
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:25,680
landed here in Georgia and I was
I I was going to go to the black

1187
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:29,240
market and I went I went to 
freedom Georgia because they say

1188
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:32,720
that everyone in freedom Georgia
is black so I go to the black 

1189
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,240
market you. 
Went to the black market. 

1190
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,560
You went downtown Atlanta? 
Yeah. 

1191
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,120
No freedom. 
That means Freedom Georgia, 

1192
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:41,880
where they say everyone in 
freedom Georgia is black. 

1193
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:44,120
So I go to the black market. 
Right, but I don't think I'm 

1194
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,000
gonna I'm. 
Pretty accurate, yeah. 

1195
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,560
Yeah. 
So then I found out that that 

1196
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,520
didn't mean when I talked. 
Oh. 

1197
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:51,880
I stayed hard. 
Way. 

1198
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:56,840
I buy the frying dragon or what 
used to be the the dragon 

1199
01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:59,080
teriyaki express I called frying
dragon. 

1200
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:04,240
I bought that from the the last 
owner from Wufang Chao and now I

1201
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:07,600
make wontons with space tiger 
penis and I promise to make your

1202
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:11,040
memorable 3 inches after the 
first time eating while you have

1203
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:14,240
a mouthful of food. 
There target penis we'll. 

1204
01:05:14,560 --> 01:05:17,520
See about that? 
Space type of penis, not just 

1205
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:20,400
any regular type of penis. 
Do I activate I activate my 

1206
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:25,280
plasma sword. 
So apparently you can. 

1207
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:28,000
No, please, you can't do it. 
You can only do it when you're 

1208
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,320
aroused. 
I guess or upset. 

1209
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,920
Looking for you. 
I'm always aroused. 

1210
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:38,680
That's the secret cab. 
I'm always aroused. 

1211
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:45,120
So I still have the Shane Law. 
You know, it's a. 

1212
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,120
It's a crazy story, huh? 
It's too bad. 

1213
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,960
I don't know anybody that needs 
to go to China. 

1214
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:49,840
Maybe. 
Yeah. 

1215
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:53,160
Can you take? 
Us to Wuhan I tell you what I 

1216
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:56,480
hate the Chinese government 
because I found out after I was 

1217
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,680
in over for two weeks found out 
the Shane Long is this is a 

1218
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:02,760
robotic space plane they didn't 
need a pipeline somebody. 

1219
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,920
You take us to Wuhan. 
Sounds like you can. 

1220
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:09,320
Well, yeah, sure. 
Yeah, why not? 

1221
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:11,120
You got. 
To pick up a shipment of baths, 

1222
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:12,280
don't you all? 
Right. 

1223
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,840
Actually, no. 
Bats. 

1224
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:18,280
Yeah, some bats. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1225
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:22,280
We use, we use, we use bats in 
our our chicken fried rice. 

1226
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:26,160
I knew it. 
And with that, that ends the 

1227
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:29,280
episode. 
Yes. 

1228
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:34,440
It's I already I already have 
some ideas brewing it's. 

1229
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:36,520
Going to be a good one, I can 
feel it. 

1230
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:39,360
Or something. 
Maybe something? 

1231
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:43,040
Yes. 
Will thanks everybody. 

1232
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:45,480
Appreciate you listening. 
Oh yeah, good. 

1233
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:47,240
Love you guys. 
Hope you guys actually. 

1234
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:50,520
Many of you are Chinese. 
Hope you guys we do have an 

1235
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:53,840
audience in Hong Kong, so. 
That's how we. 

1236
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:59,840
What's how we? 
But yeah, our accent. 

1237
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:04,640
Hope you guys enjoyed my power 
ballad of Mr. Brightside. 

1238
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,600
Oh, it's going to be even 
better. 

1239
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:11,440
Yeah, just I'm excited to see 
where this little pea shooter 

1240
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:14,960
thing is going to go. 
But hey TuneIn, next episode 

1241
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:20,480
where we just probably commit 
some war crimes in a foreign 

1242
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:25,960
country. 
Yeah, that sounds about right 

1243
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:26,560
actually. 
We'll. 

1244
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:33,040
Probably get we'll probably get 
banned from the CCCP and never 

1245
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:34,640
be able to visit the Great Wall 
of China. 

1246
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:38,520
It's only getting more offensive
from here. 

1247
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,200
Stay tuned though. 
There's a warning for the next 

1248
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,920
episode. 
Good luck. 

1249
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:53,680
That concludes the story from 
now. 

1250
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,400
If you like the tales so far, 
stick around. 

1251
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:03,440
I might tell you more next time.
Now where did I put my supplies?