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The Main Menu podcast presents 
Z&D under the table. 

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I never thought I'd have to buy 
quarter inch drywall, but I 

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bought quarter inch drywall. 
So I I have one time. 

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Yeah, it is. 
I have one time we walked into a

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house. 
In fact, it's funny because I 

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was just talking with, I think 
he was my boss just earlier this

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week about it, but walked into a
house that the guy that 

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purchased the house is it just 
acquired and somebody else had 

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already been there to rehab it 
and it started and then took 

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their money and left. 
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And so like, so they had, they 
had drywalled, re drywalled the 

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entire house. 
And in the living room area, it 

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was it, it looks like they did 
the rest of the house and then 

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got to the living room area and 
took all their scraps. 

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And that's what they that's what
they, they, they drywalled with.

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What's all I thought you were. 
Going to say that he did the 

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whole house in quarter inch 
drywall. 

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No, Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 
So it was. 

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Yeah, it was. 
But it was bad. 

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It looked like somebody had put 
a jigsaw puzzle together on the 

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walls and the ceiling. 
Million pieces. 

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Yeah, just after the horrible I,
I almost cussed when I walked 

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in. 
What was that bad? 

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Yeah, it was that bad. 
So we decided on the ceiling to 

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go ahead and throw 1/4 inch. 
It it was that bad that we 

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decided to throw 1/4 inch on the
on the surface. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, just over the top of what 

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was over there. 
It's a whole lot faster than, 

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you know, trying to finish all 
of that nonsense, I mean, and 

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ripping. 
It all off and. 

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Yeah, Yep. 
Yeah, that's a good idea 

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actually. 
Yeah, especially since it's a 

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ceiling, because I hate doing 
ceilings. 

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I hate that overhead work, you 
know? 

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Yeah, it sucks. 
Mud falls in your face every 

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time, doesn't matter how careful
you are. 

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I just open my mouth, yeah. 
It does not taste good. 

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Looks good. 
It looks like it would taste 

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good. 
You know, I guess, and if you 

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didn't have a sense of smell, I 
guess it looks like it would 

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taste good. 
Oh yeah, nothing beats an old 

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tub of drywall mud. 
Yeah, I so I haven't. 

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Oh man, I had a tub of easy sand
that I guess been sitting there 

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for a while and I've never had. 
I've had easy 5 gallon tub of 

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easy sand sitting there for a 
while. 

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This one decided to mold on. 
Me. 

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I had about 1/4 inch. 
Yeah, there, there always is. 

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But I always like, I always keep
the plastic and that plastic 

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goes over the top of it and 
keeps a nice, you know, moisture

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barrier. 
I've never had an issue with a 

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whole stupid thing at about 1/4 
inch of, of, of mold across the 

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top of it. 
Yeah, I was like, well, I 

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scooped it out and the rest of 
it, it was fine. 

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Kind of gross scooping it out, 
probably. 

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Had a smell to it. 
Oh yeah, I mean mold. 

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I mean, mold is mold. 
Moldy mud. 

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Yeah, I mean, it didn't, it was,
it didn't smell like it was 

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decomposing or anything like 
that, thankfully. 

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Well, I I think it depends on 
their environment, Yeah. 

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Where you keep the bucket, if 
it's if it's humid, I think 

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it'll absorb the moisture 
through whatever. 

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Yeah. 
Cracks, it could could have 

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been. 
Well, I mean, yeah, I mean the 

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bucket was completely closed. 
Yeah, it was weird. 

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But it's down in the basement 
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humidity in the basement usually
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As you know, percentage wise. 
I try to keep it dry, although 

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it we it takes on water. 
So not, not a lot. 

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I just, I get trickles. 
I need to I need to fix the 

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walls at some point. 
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leaking on it. 
I would. 

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Definitely do it. 
Yep, Yep, Yep. 

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What'd you do this week? 
Oh well, it's I painted another 

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I repainted a room in my boss's 
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finished that up today, got a 
little bit more to do tomorrow 

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and one day during the week and 
lay a floor on her over the top 

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of her porch, front porch and. 
Laying floor on it. 

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Yeah, the it's what's what's it 
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Dang it. 
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So it's a composite. 
We're going to throw a composite

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planks down. 
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What it's called vinyl plank 
floor. 

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Yeah, I think so. 
The the other guy that I, well, 

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Matt is, I forget what he said 
it's called now, but it, it, it 

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has a name. 
But they're, they're heading 

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down to Ames tomorrow to go pick
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And then I'm going to meet up 
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probably and help them. 
Can you do this after work? 

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After a full day of work. 
Oh yeah, yeah. 

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When I when I quit, you know, I 
clock out for the day I go start

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my second or third job. 
Which is fixing stuff up or? 

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Yeah, fixing stuff or? 
Installs. 

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Trying to take care of my own 
house. 

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Or now I have, you know, 
everlasting edge or edge edge. 

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Everlasting is really like to 
call it. 

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Yeah. 
Forever edging. 

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Edging Always, yeah. 
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Like edging, always. 
Yeah, he does too. 

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I'm going to, I'm going to 
solidify it though. 

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I'm going to get a, I'm going to
get a sign, a yard sign to throw

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out in the yard. 
So that way everybody knows real

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name, everlasting ads, nothing. 
Else do you get it? 

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No, I'm not getting constant 
business, but I'm I'm just I'm 

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setting up for that. 
I don't like, I'm not trying to 

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go crazy with anything more than
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This is like I, I get a lot of 
people that you know, oh, 

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you're, you can sharpen stuff or
you can, you can fix this or fix

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that. 
Can you do this for me? 

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So this was, this was kind of a 
way to just, well, let's just go

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ahead and solidify it. 
Let's #1 let's set something up 

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for my retirement because I 
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I'll plan on retiring from the 
job that I currently get paid 

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from, but then I know I'm going 
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So if I already have something 
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my eventual goal with it. 
What I would really love to do 

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is, and I'd probably have to 
have like another workspace just

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for, you know, all the equipment
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don't want everything crowded. 
I it's about as full as I can 

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get it right now. 
But eventually what I'd love to 

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do is like refinish firearms 
and, and things like that. 

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For that, I have to have an FFL,
maybe even get into reloading. 

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So tinker guns and knives all 
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Sword. 
I looked into reloading but it's

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a big deal and it's also very 
dangerous. 

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They can't, so they say. 
They say online you can. 

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You can get blown up somehow. 
You have to be very meticulous. 

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Probably. 
I I work with a guy that does he

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does his own reloading. 
I'm interested in it. 

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It it looks fun, it it it seems 
like the the basically the more 

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you spend on the equipment, the 
easier it is for you to do. 

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Like with anything. 
Yeah. 

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I thought you were going to. 
I thought you were going to say 

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woodworking. 
I want to get into woodworking 

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when I get. 
Older when I I'll. 

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Always do that too. 
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I mean, I'll 

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always be doing that. 
I have a bunch of woodworking 

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projects to get to. 
Oh, absolutely, 100%. 

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That's just art fun. 
Oh yeah, crafts. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, I can see myself doing 

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that. 
I so I, I just got, I'd say just

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got, I think it was a couple 
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gave me a plunge router and a a 
router table and I just did 

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start playing with the plunge 
router and that's, that's a lot 

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of fun. 
I love, I love working with 

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wood. 
Oh, just a just a router, you 

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know, like like. 
How does it route? 

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So you get like the scalloped 
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things like that. 
That's all done with the router.

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It's a it's a bit that's shaped 
a specific way and you just you,

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you can run it around the edge 
or you can. 

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You. 
Know follow a pattern or there's

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there's a lot of a lot of 
different things you can do. 

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That's how I made the sword that
I I fixed for a fellow. 

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I didn't fix it. 
I kind of made it. 

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He gave me a blank that it was 
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Tang. 
Very. 

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Yeah, very, very. 
It's on my. 

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In fact, it's on my Facebook 
page Everlasting Edge. 

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But he gave it to me like 
ridiculously rusted and I acid 

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treated it and and shant sanded 
it, polished it and everything 

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and put a handle on it. 
And then when I made the 

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scabbard for it, that's how I 
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You know, I just traced the 
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used a router to route it all 
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Yeah, that's pretty cool. 
Yeah, it really was. 

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It was. 
It was a neat learning process. 

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Made a stand for it and 
everything. 

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As for your business, I've, I 
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before when I was younger and 
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I worked at Marco's and they 
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It was a company, but maybe you 
could inquire about that. 

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That's that's that's one of the 
things so they. 

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Could cut costs. 
Yep, that's one of the things 

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that I, I, I planned on doing. 
I there's one guy there's yeah, 

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Yep, there's one guy that I know
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I don't, I don't know if he has 
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restaurants have somebody. 
But that was that was my goal is

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to go around and and just go to 
the different. 

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Restaurants typically a big 
seemed like a big business that 

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they did it with a big van and a
name and they took all the 

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knives and dropped them off the 
next day and where they rotated.

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Yeah. 
And that's, and that's kind of 

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my thing. 
That's what I kind of figured I 

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would do. 
Like I'll I'll eventually like 

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I'll, I want to have everything 
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mobile, full, fully mobile. 
Just just this last week I 

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purchased some equipment so I 
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bit better because those are 
those are a whole different 

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thing. 
I can imagine. 

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Yeah, but I mean those don't 
like unless you get like the 

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like the bread knives that have 
the scalloped edges basically 

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like you honestly don't 
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serrated edge. 
Why it's designed the way? 

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I'm gonna send you a butter 
knife. 

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No dude, how sharp you can make 
it? 

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You'll be able to shave with it.
I have one everybody knows I 

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have AI have a butter knife at 
work and that's my steak knife. 

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And you know, just like that's 
my lunch knife and it's I keep 

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it it, I generally keep it sharp
enough you can shave with it if 

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you want. 
It's probably about ready to be 

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sharpened. 
Plus one damage for sure. 

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Oh yeah, yeah, had had Sam had 
that +2, if Sam would have had 

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that in Ascension, he he could 
have if he would have two of 

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them unstoppable. 
Like if he would have used that 

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when he when Danny Iron Legs 
kicked it into the the door, the

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door would have just completely 
splintered. 

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I'm just telling you. 
Cuts in half. 

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Definitely one of my favorite 
scenes ever. 

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The way Sam took all those 
butter knives, you know? 

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I loved it. 
Butter Warrior. 

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Yes. 
So I'll spoil a little bit of 

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what Dan has planned for. 
He's got an SCP-1 shot. 

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Oh, here he is. 
Oh, here he is here. 

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Hi, buddy. 
I'm just talking about you. 

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I was just gonna reveal the the 
IKEA one shot. 

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We'll be playing ourselves 
again. 

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Oh. 
Yeah, so I was gonna mention 

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that. 
I cited, Yeah. 

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It's it's done. 
Oh, is it? 

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Oh. 
You want to check your roll 20 

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links. 
Oh. 

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Oh. 
I was planning on playing it 

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tonight if you guys are up for 
it. 

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Oh. 
Sure, I could pull Cheddar in. 

225
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,760
No, he fell asleep. 
He might have. 

226
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,080
If if he did, that's fine. 
I don't that's that's OK. 

227
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,640
We can walk through like 
character making it. 

228
00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:12,440
It's it's fairly simple and rule
rule 20 has the character 

229
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,320
creator built into it so pretty 
dope. 

230
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Is this for the SCP? 
Yes. 

231
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,680
Game Rule 20 has it. 
Yes. 

232
00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,560
It's taking forever to load up 
sick. 

233
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,920
It was pretty cool. 
Wow, taken with. 

234
00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:31,320
That's one. 
Sorry you went to. 

235
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,920
It's just you. 
It's the orange page. 

236
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,400
I even have your character 
tokens already made. 

237
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:47,440
Whoa. 
Is it not working for you guys? 

238
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:53,200
I I'm sorry, so I'm trying to 
for whatever reason my computer 

239
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decided to change the default 
browser over to Edge instead of 

240
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,560
which I don't care for. 
Microsoft Edge. 

241
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,720
Yeah, not that one. 
It's a good one. 

242
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,480
You need to do all your business
on Microsoft Edge now. 

243
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,600
No, no, no. 
No, it's name of your business. 

244
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,000
Sorry, actually. 
Yeah, Google. 

245
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,600
Google Chrome works better. 
Chrome, Chrome Chrome. 

246
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:20,040
Yucky, I don't use Chrome. 
No, no, I have ascended. 2. 

247
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,680
Opera GX the way. 
To Firefox. 

248
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,240
Oh, OK, Opera. 
Yeah. 

249
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:29,920
Firefox it's the I. 
Used to really like Firefly. 

250
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,640
Browser. 
I remember. 

251
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,760
It when I was a kid. 
I'm a Chrome Dome. 

252
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,920
You were a kid. 
Chrome domes when I was a young 

253
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:42,480
and I'm a old you see this? 
Oh, that's a bald patch. 

254
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:49,680
No, it's a grey patch. 
I got grey streaks in both sides

255
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of my chin. 
Doesn't your brother look for 

256
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,360
that? 
Huh. 

257
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,360
Doesn't your brother have that 
though too? 

258
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,080
I think he's getting it. 
Maybe I am too young for that. 

259
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,080
It's not really in my hair. 
Just you know what it though? 

260
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,480
You know what it is though, 
right? 

261
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,840
The gay gene. 
Oh, sure, yeah. 

262
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,160
That's what everybody's always 
told. 

263
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,600
Me, yeah. 
Everybody's always told me. 

264
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:14,600
I was gonna make a joke about 
him being on his knees too much,

265
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:18,520
but. 
Oh oh, I don't have that much 

266
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,240
grade deep in prayer if you 
noticed. 

267
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:24,440
Deep in prayer, deep in. 
Prayer. 

268
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,520
I'll make it wholesome. 
That's. 

269
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,320
Right. 
I said what you I was going to 

270
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,480
be like you were doing, you 
know, a carpet, but. 

271
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,600
That's too bad. 
What's too bad? 

272
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,640
Ched said he was. 
He's about ready to pass out. 

273
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,040
Ched. 
Because he had a 54 hour work 

274
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,080
week. 
Yeah. 

275
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:47,200
Oh, I'm sorry. 
He had a light week. 

276
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,440
I apologize. 
Right. 

277
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:53,920
Well, light. 
I usually do about 45 while I'm 

278
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at my job and then another, I 
don't know, four or five every 

279
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day doing other stuff. 
I'm about close to 60 and then 

280
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,640
I'm on and then I'm on call. 
So. 

281
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,200
That means you're working right 
now. 

282
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,240
Technically, yeah. 
As we speak, that's how I see 

283
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,120
it. 
I did. 

284
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,760
I did last night while we were 
online playing Battlefield and I

285
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,240
was on call. 
I took a couple calls. 

286
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:24,120
When when we were in in Indiana 
and I was rehabbing houses, my I

287
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:29,160
averaged usually it was like 65 
hours a week and that was five 

288
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,000
days a week. 
But there towards the end I was 

289
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,280
doing 70 hour weeks. 
When I started, when I started 

290
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,520
it Nestle I, I was doing 72 hour
weeks. 

291
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,040
Wow, Yeah. 
Were you working more than more 

292
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,720
than five days or? 
I was working 12 days straight. 

293
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:47,040
Yeah, that'll do it. 
Sheesh. 

294
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,680
Jeez, I didn't realize you were 
doing like 12 days straight. 

295
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,960
Yeah, it was brutal. 
Bring that money. 

296
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,200
Oh, no, it definitely brought in
that money. 

297
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:58,240
But it was a miserable, it was a
miserable time doing it. 

298
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,800
Oh yeah, definitely. 
You're getting a day off like 

299
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,760
every other week? 
Yeah, No thanks. 

300
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,760
It was two. 
It was 2 days off in a row. 

301
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,160
So that's right. 
OK, Yeah, I guess you like. 

302
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,800
That Saturday, you're just 
trying to catch up on sleep. 

303
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,520
Yeah, that Sunday you're just 
getting ready to go do it again.

304
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,320
Yeah. 
You get up, you get up on Sunday

305
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:22,880
going. 
I would be anyway. 

306
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:23,880
I mean, I don't know what you 
in. 

307
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:30,600
Fact that was bad gum it was a 
it was a rough go I mean you 

308
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:35,160
know I learned a lot and I mean 
it's put me somewhere so. 

309
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,520
It has proud of you. 
Suffered through it for a little

310
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,960
bit. 
Yeah, that's the only way you 

311
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,120
get anywhere. 
Yeah. 

312
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:44,040
A little bit of misery. 
Yeah, pretty much. 

313
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,720
It makes the world go round. 
It really does, I mean. 

314
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,240
That's what Paramore said, 
right? 

315
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,040
Misery business. 
I was a skater. 

316
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,120
Boy, yeah. 
And then you. 

317
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,280
And then you. 
Then you wake up one day and 

318
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,320
find your that you're strapped 
to the bed and you got some, you

319
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,880
know, large lady at the foot of 
the bed saying you can't leave 

320
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,560
and she's got a 2 by 4 in 
between your legs at your knees.

321
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,760
And she just takes a 
sledgehammer and she breaks, 

322
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,839
knocks your right leg left and 
your left leg right, and next 

323
00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:10,960
thing you know, you're stuck 
there. 

324
00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:13,160
And you can't leave. 
Then you start to fall in love 

325
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,040
with her. 
Yeah. 

326
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,680
And then it's like reverse 
Stockholm, no? 

327
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,440
They're moving misery. 
That's direct Stockholm. 

328
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,960
That is, that is, that is. 
Classic, classic Stockholm 

329
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,880
syndrome. 
Classic Stockholm. 

330
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,800
No, no, no. 
What is reverse Stockholm? 

331
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,160
That means that serial killer 
falls in love with you. 

332
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:42,760
No, I mean she already was like,
this is great, I'll do anything 

333
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,360
for you. 
You let me go. 

334
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,200
I mean, yeah, sure, that's fine.
That's you. 

335
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,360
What? 
I mean, I'm in love with you so.

336
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,760
It's where you were in love with
them, but then you start to hate

337
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:56,200
them and I love you back and. 
And what might be too, Yeah. 

338
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,760
By the time you love them then 
they hate you. 

339
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,480
It's it's. 
Over just. 

340
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,520
Leave. 
I only like you when I held you 

341
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,840
captive. 
And you? 

342
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,920
Moved in of your own free will. 
I it took the fire out of it. 

343
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,440
I don't even want it anymore. 
That's me. 

344
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,840
I, I don't, I don't like it when
you want. 

345
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,560
That's just. 
It's only fun when I want it. 

346
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,760
I love it. 
Well, penis. 

347
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:28,520
Yeah. 
What? 

348
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,240
Whoa. 
In the body? 

349
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,960
No, not there. 
No I don't know if you noticed I

350
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:36,000
got a a new sound board in the 
discord. 

351
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,840
No, I haven't. 
I haven't checked that out. 

352
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,520
Oh, I haven't looked. 
Oh, there's two sounds. 

353
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,600
That's it. 
There's only two, and there's 

354
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:52,800
that one. 
Why is it I always get on the 

355
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,080
soundboard for making the sexual
noises? 

356
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:08,800
Oh my goodness, tell the story. 
Oh Dang it. 

357
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:15,160
Why can't you record this stuff 
to the listener? 

358
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:21,600
It's just me going penis in my 
butt. 

359
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,600
It's funny, I thought it was 
going to be. 

360
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:34,680
Oh my goodness, we're children. 
About 13 years, 14 years old 

361
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:41,600
apiece. 
You did say that was going to 

362
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,520
become a soundboard item. 
I I fully believed you and 

363
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:49,480
trusted you. 
Yeah, I like it. 

364
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,440
My stomach hurts a little bit 
from laughing so hard. 

365
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,880
Yeah, it definitely does. 
That was a. 

366
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,880
Good one. 
That was a good one. 

367
00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:01,000
I'm, I'm, I'm excited for you to
try my, my cider, Danny, once I 

368
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:05,280
get this second batch or third 
batch or whatever, once I get 

369
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,400
it. 
Prepped and ready and bottled 

370
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,640
and all that stuff. 
I've learned some from the first

371
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:13,760
batch. 
I basically made wine and didn't

372
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,360
realize it. 
I thought I thinned it out 

373
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,880
enough, but yeah, it's strong. 
Jeez. 

374
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,280
Yeah, making wine over here, 
yeah. 

375
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:23,440
Awesome apple wine. 
Apple Wine. 

376
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,400
Apple. 
Wine. 

377
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:25,880
It'll be cider when I'm done 
with it. 

378
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,960
Yeah, Doesn't it just turn to 
apple cider vinegar? 

379
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,240
What's the deal with that? 
No, they make that. 

380
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,080
That's a slightly different 
process. 

381
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,400
What's different? 
You think you let it go longer? 

382
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,600
I think honestly is what is what
happens. 

383
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,440
But I might be, no, I'm wrong 
about that. 

384
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,840
I can't remember. 
There's a it's a slightly 

385
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,720
different process because I've 
looked into that too. 

386
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,120
It's not that hard. 
That's what she's thinking. 

387
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,560
Apple cider vinegar? 
Yeah. 

388
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,000
Why'd she say that to me? 
Now you got me interested. 

389
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,040
Isn't it expensive? 
What? 

390
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,920
Apple cider vinegar, like if you
kept buying it, I mean, you go 

391
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,600
through like a teaspoon at a 
time. 

392
00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,120
I guess it'll last a while, but.
I I mean I just does it from the

393
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:03,480
bottle, but. 
Vinegar. 

394
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,200
No. 
Yeah. 

395
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,200
Oh, that's too much. 
No, you get used to it. 

396
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,880
Got a third sound, right? 
Yeah. 

397
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:25,440
Yeah, Dad gum, you guys. 
Why do you make me love you? 

398
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,080
Yeah. 
So, you know, yeah. 

399
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:35,240
The top steam game I was going 
to say is is not a 18 plus game 

400
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,960
but it is. 
What's it called? 

401
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:43,800
U4 IA season 1. 
That's one I never would have 

402
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,760
guessed. 
No, So, oh, that's the 

403
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,200
difference. 
So the difference between apple 

404
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:52,240
cider vinegar and the apple 
cider that I'm making is you do 

405
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,080
not add you. 
Yeast. 

406
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,560
You feel your, your. 
It's just flattering. 

407
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:01,960
You feel your chosen vessel up 
about halfway with the apples 

408
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,640
and then the rest of it is water
and and some sugar. 

409
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:09,600
So it's just that it's the 
natural yeast that that turns it

410
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:14,000
into vinegar. 
Where yeah, whereas I used, I 

411
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:20,200
used a cider vinegar or excuse 
me, a cider yeast yeast. 

412
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,720
Wait, so the yeast goes in the 
IT makes the apple cider 

413
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,400
vinegar, it makes the apple 
cider, No. 

414
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,640
So you you don't add yeast to 
the apples already have yeast on

415
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,000
them. 
Same with grapes. 

416
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:36,200
The Oh, so have you ever taken, 
you know, like a like a film? 

417
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,080
Yeah. 
You put the sugars to for the 

418
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,520
yeast to to eat, to have 
something to eat. 

419
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:43,120
Yeah. 
So it eats itself, and that's 

420
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:45,280
how it ferments. 
No, it eats sugar. 

421
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,360
I hate it here. 
But like the, you know, the 

422
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:51,080
white film that's on the outside
of the grapes when you, you 

423
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,840
know, go to eat them. 
Yeah, that's. 

424
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,320
That's natural, yeet. 
Oh, I guess my penis is natural 

425
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,960
yeast then. 
Yeah, what's that? 

426
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:04,440
Nothing. 
Yeah, it's very natural. 

427
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,400
It smells like Fromunda. 
That's how you, that's how you 

428
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,320
make that particular cheese, 
Yeah. 

429
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,800
Yeah, I know. 
I'm brewing a batch I. 

430
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:18,720
Know. 
Clotch your milk and yeah, 

431
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,840
clotch your milk and mix it. 
Stir it. 

432
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,880
Huh. 
Take it out, form it into a 

433
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:24,760
ball. 
You didn't watch my milk. 

434
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,160
Then you got then. 
You got a bunch of Ramunda 

435
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,920
cheese and then you don't have 
milk anymore. 

436
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,400
Now you have curds and whey. 
No, I'm lactating. 

437
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,400
I yeah, I believe it. 
I am also lactating. 

438
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,680
I need to try some of that milk 
then. 

439
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:43,240
I got milk. 
See. 

440
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,840
Goodness gracious. 
So it doesn't sound like we're 

441
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,520
going to do that IKEA episode. 
That's fine. 

442
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,520
I mean, we can. 
If we wanted to wait for Chad, 

443
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,200
that's fine. 
If we wanted to do without Chad,

444
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,600
that's fine. 
It doesn't matter to me either 

445
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,840
way. 
Feel like it'd be better with 

446
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,160
more than more than just two of 
us, but. 

447
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,920
That's that's fine as well. 
Yeah, it would just be us. 

448
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:06,280
I feel like, excuse me and then 
I won't be here next week. 

449
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,880
And then Cheddar won't be here 
the week after. 

450
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,840
Then Dang it. 
So it'll just be Cheddar, Alex 

451
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,120
and I if we were to play next 
week. 

452
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,000
Yes. 
So we wouldn't. 

453
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,240
We want the whole gang, I think.
I think so. 

454
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,880
I don't know. 
If you guys decide to do it, 

455
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,240
that's fine. 
I would definitely love to be in

456
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,040
on it. 
But if you do you. 

457
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,000
Guys at least, do you guys at 
least have the role? 

458
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,800
Do you have the Role 20 open at 
least? 

459
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,080
I do actually, right now. 
Right now. 

460
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,960
Look at your tokens OK up in the
upper left hand corner. 

461
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:40,040
Oh no, this is a terrible 
picture of me. 

462
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,400
Oh yeah, wow. 
I love it. 

463
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,200
That's not a terrible picture. 
That's great. 

464
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,720
That's terrible. 
Mind. 

465
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,680
I always look. 
Why do I look angry in every 

466
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,760
picture that everybody ever 
takes of me? 

467
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:59,480
Not an angry person. 
Actually, it looks like a Terry.

468
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,160
Looks cool. 
Yeah, he's a cool guy. 

469
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,560
That's that's from Tennessee, 
Not Tennessee, that's from 

470
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,640
Indiana. 
Yep, it sure is. 

471
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:09,080
Yours should be from Indiana. 
I don't have one myself in 

472
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,440
Indiana. 
You found a map of infinite 

473
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,680
IKEA. 
Yeah. 

474
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,200
This is the. 
Yeah, that's a crazy one. 

475
00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,720
I heard part of the story part 
of the Sep file on. 

476
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,280
It's gonna be pretty big. 
It's good. 

477
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,400
Huge. 
Huge. 

478
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:30,880
It's super, super ginormous. 
I even have I even have pictures

479
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,960
of the food. 
That does look good. 

480
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,520
Meat the balls. 
So meat, cheesecake the balls. 

481
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,000
Yeah, Yeah. 
But. 

482
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,680
Nick I feel like I could live 
there, though. 

483
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,560
That looks like a triple Berry. 
Make no difference to my regular

484
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,640
diet. 
I do have let me let me just 

485
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,320
show you what the the baddies 
look like real quick. 

486
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,440
All right. 
I love the baddies and infinite 

487
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,320
IKEA. 
So freaky looking. 

488
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,680
All right. 
Yeah, yeah, the stores closed. 

489
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,120
Oh yeah, nice. 
Make your way to the exit. 

490
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,440
No, I don't think I'm gonna. 
You OK? 

491
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,800
I like the bathroom. 
The bathroom symbol looks the 

492
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:10,720
the woman looks like strange. 
She does, they do. 

493
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:14,960
They do a 3D8 plus A1D10 damage 
on every swipe. 

494
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:19,600
Oh, that's a lot 3. 
D83 D 8 + 10. 3D8 plus A1D10. 

495
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,760
The way your health is broken 
up, like your health is broken 

496
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:31,120
up in A, you have 21-D12 slots, 
you have 61-D10 slots, and I 

497
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:34,080
think like 101D8 slots. 
That's weird. 

498
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:38,080
Yeah, they're broken up, but you
essentially you roll to see how 

499
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,840
many you get. 
Interesting. 

500
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:46,120
And then so going into it kind 
of how you do it is just I have 

501
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,960
you, I have you just pick like, 
you know, on an average day when

502
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:52,600
you go into, you know, target or
whatever store, like what do you

503
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,840
what do you have on you? 
Like is it like yourself? 

504
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,360
My. 
Fist. 

505
00:26:56,680 --> 00:27:00,280
My fist are like, just like 
blades, my golden tooth. 

506
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,560
Well I always have a pocket 
knife on me in my G string. 

507
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,480
I practice. 
I practice open carry with walk 

508
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:16,480
along to us, Yeah. 
Dual wheel scale. 

509
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,280
Generally I have a, I'll have a 
pistol on me. 

510
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:28,640
Yeah, I'll, I'll always have my 
my my pliers on me. 

511
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,840
A multi tool. 
Well, it's convenient, yeah. 

512
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,120
Never know when you need to 
pluck somebody's nose hairs out,

513
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,880
buddy. 
You need to build this table 

514
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,000
because we're in IKEA. 
Yeah. 

515
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,880
What kind of a handgun do you 
have, Father? 

516
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,640
Like like my my. 
Yeah. 

517
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:56,640
My EDC My EDC M&P Shield 9 
millimeter 8 + 1 mag. 

518
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Yeah, boy. 
And there's always a + 1. 

519
00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,240
What if I just give you a Glock 
19 instead? 

520
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,320
That's fine. 
I'm not mad about a Glock. 

521
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,600
I'm not a sycophant, but I'm not
mad about it. 

522
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:18,040
So it's base damage is 2D6. 
OK, so how does that work? 

523
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:22,240
Do you just add do you roll gun 
and then plus 2D6? 

524
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,400
So it's it has for under 
equipment. 

525
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,480
Yeah, there we go. 
Put it under Glock 19. 

526
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,120
So I'm I'll, I'll put it in 
here. 

527
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:33,920
Hold on. 
Oh so I typed in Glock 19 and it

528
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,680
automatically came up handgun. 
Well, that's cool. 

529
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,400
That is awesome. 
It didn't. 

530
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:44,600
It didn't do anything else 
unfortunately and it's a clip 

531
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,800
instead of magazine. 
Yeah, I know a. 

532
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:52,280
Bunch of liberals. 
Bunch of liberal sissies. 

533
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:58,480
Well, let's see what bacon 
cheeseburgers sounds good right 

534
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,400
now. 
Bacon cheeseburger sounds good 

535
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,240
now it. 
Does kind of sound good? 

536
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,560
Chicken sandwich earlier. 
Me too. 

537
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,480
It too, but it ain't. 
It ain't really. 

538
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,200
Jeez, we all did, Yeah. 
That's odd. 

539
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,480
It is odd. 
Are we are once once we're back 

540
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,840
to normal schedule, are we 
jumping into Dead Rain 4? 

541
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,640
Should be able to, yeah. 
I'm kind of I don't have a 

542
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:23,760
writer's block per SE, but I'm 
just not like episodes zero and 

543
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:28,640
one are are done, but just like 
I don't know, I haven't I I I 

544
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,280
will bounce, will bounce off the
guys. 

545
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,520
They're my inspiration at work. 
So if I bounce an ID off. 

546
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,400
Them bouncing off a what? 
Lenny Lenny has a great 

547
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:43,080
imagination and so does Matt. 
Matt said DM for dungeons and he

548
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,680
does. 
They do D&D all the time. 

549
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:47,480
He does. 
Yeah, Oh yeah. 

550
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,840
He's a huge D&D nerd. 
He, he's currently running a 

551
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,520
campaign. 
I I think generally they, they 

552
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,640
run about 7-7 or eight people. 
I might be wrong about that, but

553
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,520
from what I said, that's a big 
party. 

554
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:02,240
Sometimes more. 
What what to get on the podcast 

555
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,640
then? 
Yeah, I'd love to. 

556
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,960
Yeah, I'd love to get Lenny on 
the podcast. 

557
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,320
I I would also love that. 
Yeah, that's just kind of a 

558
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,960
weird 1. 
So for that one. 

559
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,840
Sure, it's loud. 
Oh yeah, duh. 

560
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:18,280
That's kind of a thing where 
like we'd have to, I think it 

561
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,040
would be easier to do if we were
all together. 

562
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,440
Probably. 
Yeah, I think, I think having, I

563
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,080
think if we had Lenny and Matt 
both at the same time, I think 

564
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,960
that would, I think that would 
be absolutely phenomenal because

565
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,600
Lenny's Lenny's funny, Matt's 
Matt's really quick witted and 

566
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,200
he's a, he's a lumberjack, so. 
Oh, that's true. 

567
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,040
Yeah, Yeah. 
He loves it every time I call 

568
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,920
him that. 
I stopped calling him Lumberjack

569
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,840
and I call him Lumbermat now. 
Oh, that's perfect. 

570
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,080
I love it. 
He likes that better. 

571
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,360
That's fitting. 
Yeah. 

572
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:52,280
Lumberman. 
Yeah, I noticed there's not a 

573
00:30:52,280 --> 00:31:03,320
path that leads into plants. 
Oh no. 

574
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,880
Oh, no. 
Oh. 

575
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:09,640
No. 
Yeah, there's a, there's a 

576
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,400
couple on here where like 
there's no, there's no way to 

577
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,320
get into certain areas. 
Oh, I got to get to the pet 

578
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,920
store. 
Oh yeah, no, there's, there's 

579
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,800
plenty of pets. 
Not sure why there would be a 

580
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:22,640
pet inside of IKEA, but all 
right, I am down. 

581
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,760
They have like ATP. 
What is red rums? 

582
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,920
Stay away from that. 
Where you at? 

583
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:33,800
Never seen that in IKEA. 
So Red Rum is if you see it. 

584
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,400
Yeah, there you go. 
Interesting. 

585
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,120
I don't know. 
Well, there's a question mark to

586
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,560
that corner right under there. 
So Red Rum is is just in 

587
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:45,520
reference to The Shining. 
Yeah, but it's not a thing in 

588
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:49,000
IKEA, I don't think. 
I mean, I'll just put alcohol in

589
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,680
there. 
So you guys make Molotov 

590
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,400
cocktails. 
Whoa. 

591
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,560
Or drink it Or drink it. 
I guess that's what you want to 

592
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:59,760
do. 
I guess if you want to be like 

593
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:06,240
that. 
Has small tables, sheets, balls.

594
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,440
Yeah, so IIAIA. 
Wow. 

595
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,680
AI says there's no direct 
connection between Red Rum and S

596
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,320
official SCP lore. 
They don't know what's good for 

597
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:19,480
me. 
Yeah. 

598
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,600
And technically, nobody knows 
how to get out of here. 

599
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,000
Or even if you can't. 
I'm gonna go see the balls. 

600
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,480
Yeah, don't you have to go see 
the boss or something like that?

601
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,960
See the manager? 
Oh. 

602
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,240
You just stumble on it, huh? 
You just stumble on it. 

603
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,360
It's just there. 
Yeah, randomly. 

604
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,320
Kinda. 
And then I mean, who knows if 

605
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,640
you even are able to get into 
the same dimension that you were

606
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:41,840
in. 
Hopefully you are. 

607
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,560
Oh, I found it. 
You just have to go to cookware.

608
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,280
To get out. 
Oh yeah. 

609
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,240
It's just your cookware. 
I mean, maybe it's, maybe it's 

610
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:51,400
here. 
Nothing. 

611
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,440
No, Yeah, it could be. 
Nothing. 

612
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:54,880
So. 
But there's no way. 

613
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,680
There's technically no way into 
nothing. 

614
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,880
Maybe you'll have to find a way 
to break down the wall. 

615
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,240
I can do that. 
I'll pull the sledge out of my 

616
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,280
car. 
You're gonna walk into IKEA with

617
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,360
the sledge hammer in your hand. 
Yeah, I usually carry that on my

618
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,280
person. 
Remember, you don't know what's 

619
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,880
gonna happen when you walk in. 
You think you're going in to 

620
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,200
check out like normal IKEA? 
That's why I can't. 

621
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,120
I can't just run back out to my.
Car. 

622
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,400
So that's a no. 
The door is gone behind you. 

623
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,360
I can still get through that 
door or, excuse me, that wall. 

624
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,600
But be careful. 
To know that it's there. 

625
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,400
Technically, the wall 
disappears. 

626
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,160
Technically, no, not that wall. 
The wall to nothing. 

627
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:35,560
Say it, but be careful, you 
never know what kind of 4 dodge 

628
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:40,640
people are inside of this IKEA. 
Dang it, you had to include 4 

629
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,480
dodge people. 
For instance. 

630
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,040
So I know exactly what there's 
there's going to be meth heads. 

631
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:48,200
Maybe this fella's in there. 
Check out the food area. 

632
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,720
Yeah, he's going to be in there,
except it'll be a it'll be a 

633
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,000
woman. 
It won't be a man, it'll be a 

634
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:01,120
woman. 
And just just topless with Daisy

635
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:04,520
Dukes on. 
There'll be that, there'll be a 

636
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,600
meth head. 
There'll be there'll be a bunch 

637
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,400
of thieves. 
So we're going to have to 

638
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,560
constantly watch for stuff being
stolen. 

639
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,239
Over here. 
What is that? 

640
00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:15,600
It's an autistic kid playing 
with a car. 

641
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:23,679
I thought it was a DJ at first. 
I'll play with my car. 

642
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,199
His mom took Tylenol. 
You want to you want to see his 

643
00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:29,040
mom? 
I got his mom right here. 

644
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:34,280
Yeah, dude, I bet she's hot. 
There's a good chance of that I 

645
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:39,760
was wrong. 
Would baby get over here? 

646
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:40,840
Would. 
Twice. 

647
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:46,560
Boy, boy, get over here. 
She looks like every time she 

648
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,360
talks it's in a scream. 
That much regular lady? 

649
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,239
Or check up over here by bed 
space. 

650
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,199
Set a man in a toothpick. 
Is. 

651
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,560
That a man. 
With a mask on. 

652
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:03,040
With a mask. 
Oh, I'd be interested to hear 

653
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:10,800
his voice. 
Hold on I I found this updated 

654
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:17,600
Cletus so check this guy out. 
Heck yeah. 

655
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:21,440
And he's, he's here, well, and 
he's here with his father. 

656
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:26,960
Wow. 
He's a World War One vet. 

657
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,040
Gunny. 
World War One his. 

658
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:36,560
Name's Gunny. 
His name's Wild Bill in Germans 

659
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:44,080
call me Wild Bill. 
World War One, Yeah, I'm 110 

660
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,040
years old. 
That's funny. 

661
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,360
I used to be that old. 
Used. 

662
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,560
To be like 120. 
There's a there's a ton of, I 

663
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,800
got a ton of people. 
I was like how I make this the 

664
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,960
most 4 dodge thing possible. 
I love it the most. 4 dodge 

665
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,880
like. 
The four dodge infinite Walmart 

666
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,160
more like. 
Oh man. 

667
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,360
You know what? 
No, you know what? 

668
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,080
I'm not. 
I'm, I already know. 

669
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,200
I'm not making it through that. 
I'm just going to slip my wrist 

670
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,520
for as soon as we start the 
game. 

671
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,720
Done. 
You just done. 

672
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,760
I hate that store. 
I hate that store. 

673
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,440
I hate the employees. 
I hate the NCAA receipt. 

674
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,640
No, no, I'm, I'm kicking the 
receipt Nazi in the teeth. 

675
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,480
It's always a receipt. 
Always Oh yeah, you guys will be

676
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,800
you guys will be happy with this
one. 

677
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,920
Hold on. 
This is 1. 

678
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:39,920
I really I'm I'm I'm real proud 
of yeah, I'm over. 

679
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,920
I'm over with bed spaces. 
Who's that? 

680
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,360
I don't know who it. 
I don't know who it is. 

681
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,120
OK, that's a dude. 
That is a dude. 

682
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:54,000
It's ma'am. 
Yeah. 

683
00:36:56,280 --> 00:37:02,440
I love it. 
Oh, who's that guy? 

684
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:06,440
What the heck is to do? 
Walk around women? 

685
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,320
Women underwear. 
Walmart.com. 

686
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,600
That's literally all I did I. 
Knew it. 

687
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,040
He's wearing a pair of panties 
and a see. 

688
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,880
Through top I got I got one 
where it's a lady on a. 

689
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,320
On a you gotta have. 
On a mobility scooter. 

690
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:29,360
Yeah, she's bottle feeding like 
a piglet. 

691
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:31,480
Oh my soul. 
Here. 

692
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,360
The part that that part, the 
part that bothers me the most is

693
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,960
I know that that's been a real 
thing. 

694
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:42,280
She is. 
Yeah, she is, and that pig is 

695
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,480
really happy. 
And the one that she's holding 

696
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:45,920
is. 
Fat and happy. 

697
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,320
Fat and happy. 
Pretty happy too. 

698
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,280
Yeah, I was just, I do have a 
bunch of meth heads. 

699
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,560
So essentially like I've got 
people like divvied up into 

700
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,880
tribes. 
So it'll be tribal warfare, yes.

701
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:04,120
So you got, you got like the vet
Bros, you got the, I don't know 

702
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,160
what they are metaphrodites. 
I don't know. 

703
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,960
You got the fatties over in food
that try to control the food. 

704
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,600
You got the mother and son 
combo. 

705
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,760
It's mine. 
And then I got a bunch of 

706
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,640
tweakers. 
They're just kind of like, 

707
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,120
they're like, you know, like 
there's always like the roving 

708
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,240
band that like comes through and
like takes everything and 

709
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:27,240
leaves. 
It's just a roving band of, of 

710
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,320
meth heads. 
And all they do is like they go 

711
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,960
into an area and they strip all 
the copper pipes and they just 

712
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,280
run away. 
Yeah, they do as. 

713
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:39,400
As one does, you can scrap that.
Oh man, you should have some 

714
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,800
harvest people. 
Harvest Baptist people. 

715
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:45,000
I was trying to like, how do I 
fit in, like super religious 

716
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,920
people that are trying to prove 
that this is God. 

717
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,760
God is putting the yeah. 
So I, I don't, I don't know. 

718
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,200
I got to figure out how I'm 
going to do that. 

719
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,880
I'm going to start my own 
faction, the meat, the meatball 

720
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:01,880
lovers. 
The. 

721
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:08,240
Meatball lovers, the meatball. 
Lovers, the meatball barons. 

722
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:13,560
Oh, that's a good one. 
The meatball bearings. 

723
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,840
There you go. 
It's a Meatball Bearings 

724
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,400
lookout. 
Someone I've had my fill. 

725
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:26,040
I want, I want some milk to go 
with these meatballs. 

726
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:32,800
I mean, with some balls over 
here, there's some grape Jelly. 

727
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:51,000
Wow, I'm getting turned on. 
Good night. 

728
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,840
That'll that. 
That sound bite will be great 

729
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,480
when we have John Rarmy. 
John Rarmy. 

730
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,960
Yeah, that's why that's my 
Atomic Highway character. 

731
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,240
He's the cryogenically frozen 
porn star. 

732
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,840
And. 
Mutation is he's got a large 

733
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,600
penis. 
Well, yeah. 

734
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:23,960
So in that, in that system, in, 
in, in atomic highway, there's 

735
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,920
mutations. 
Yeah. 

736
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:29,080
So his mutation? 
He's got a giant dog. 

737
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,600
It's like 6 feet. 
It's like 6 feet long. 

738
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,440
It's gonna up. 
I just. 

739
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,200
It'll have a mind of it, so. 
I just it's either like it'll 

740
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:43,760
start talking to him and like or
I want to start. 

741
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:48,000
Talking to him, I love that. 
Or or I just like, no, I can't 

742
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,800
do that, no. 
You don't control me. 

743
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,520
You can't stick me in that. 
And then it'll be like. 

744
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,200
Doing this because I want. 
Maybe he'll like Black Out 

745
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,880
because all the blood flows go 
in there. 

746
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,720
Yep. 
It wakes up somewhere completely

747
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:06,040
different. 
Every time he gets turned on it 

748
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:15,200
just blacks out. 
The only way he can keep from 

749
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,840
blacking out is eating a bunch 
of red meat and red wine. 

750
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,760
It's got severe gout. 
Gout. 

751
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,760
Yes. 
Oh no. 

752
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:32,200
Oh yes, indeed. 
Indeed, indubitably, yeah, I'm. 

753
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,920
Excited for it, probably be a. 
100. 

754
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,680
Percent a few weeks before we 
even play this. 

755
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:41,080
Yeah, unfortunately. 
But we still got the Star Wars 

756
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,680
episode coming out. 
Yeah. 

757
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,200
Oh, that's right. 
We do, yeah. 

758
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,240
Yep, still that. 
Was definitely fun. 

759
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,600
Was it? 
That was it was a lot of fun. 

760
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,960
Because I I don't know I'm. 
I was having a hard time 

761
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,440
figuring out my character and 
everything but like I it by the 

762
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,560
end of episode 3 I really feel 
like I was getting a feel for 

763
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,360
him. 
Yeah. 

764
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,360
I feel like. 
Took a bit. 

765
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:06,240
I feel like the by by the time 
we got to the last, like the 

766
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,520
last little bit there, like 
especially like with the combat,

767
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,480
like things started to jive and 
then I was kind of sad that it 

768
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,960
started to jive and I was like, 
well, it's it's the end. 

769
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,560
That's the end, yeah, Yeah. 
Dang it. 

770
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,680
No, we definitely have to do 
more of that one. 

771
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,840
Yeah, I could have kept going 
with my character, but. 100%. 

772
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,760
All the things must come to an 
end. 

773
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,080
I just, I went through as I was 
making Darth Vader, I was like, 

774
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,320
OK, Darth Vader can do these 
things, was it? 

775
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,400
But how do I make him like the 
the worst thing to ever have to 

776
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:36,080
fight? 
I did. 

777
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,560
I did. 
I will say I did give him a 

778
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:41,160
health bar in the event that 
somehow you guys were able to to

779
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,600
whittle it down. 
Would have I. 

780
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,200
Figured you would have. 
I mean, what did some damage? 

781
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,600
Not you. 
Guys did do some hits. 

782
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,360
I did expect Alex to kind of 
like try and stun lock him. 

783
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:54,520
Yeah, yeah. 
But I think it worked better 

784
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:55,720
that way. 
Yeah. 

785
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:59,160
Honestly, it was more thematic. 
Oh, absolutely. 

786
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,240
Yeah, it was a good time. 
I was pretty happy with it so. 

787
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:04,440
Absolutely. 
I don't know, And maybe it's 

788
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,280
just the way that I do things, 
but whenever I do seasons, 

789
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,480
especially ones like that, I 
really hype up my head a lot. 

790
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,880
I tend to be like really 
judgmental of them and like 

791
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,880
very. 
Oh, yeah, I'm the same way. 

792
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,680
Yeah. 
I think we all are, yeah. 

793
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,240
Yeah, we all are. 
I am. 

794
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:22,800
Hyping up so much and I'm like, 
dude, this is going to be so 

795
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,240
cool. 
Like in my head it is so cool. 

796
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,320
And then like when we're in the 
middle of doing it, I'm like, 

797
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,760
this kind of sucks, like. 
And then totally walks in and 

798
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:36,160
somebody walks in and says stop.
Yeah, well, then Pirates for 

799
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:39,760
example, pirates is is one of 
the ones that like the entire 

800
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,960
time, even at the end I was 
like, this sucks. 

801
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,160
I. 
I loved every minute of. 

802
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:44,960
Pirates no. 
And. 

803
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:47,240
Then like they come back and 
they hear everybody be like, 

804
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:51,400
dude, Pirates is fantastic. 
And I'm like, And then of 

805
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,000
course, like going back and 
listen to like, yeah, they're 

806
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,600
pretty good. 
Yeah, yeah. 

807
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,240
It all comes down with how much 
fun we're having with it. 

808
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,880
You know, I think that's what 
everybody's having fun. 

809
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,160
Yeah. 
And that, like Pirates is one 

810
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:07,920
that I go back to. 
Ascension is when I go back to. 

811
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,440
I love ascension. 
Dead rain isn't 1 like the last 

812
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,800
like dead rain three. 
I go back to like those are just

813
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,560
examples in my head of this. 
Like dude, we were just all 

814
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,960
jiving with it. 
Like we were just we meshed. 

815
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:26,600
I think I actually had a little 
more fun with Dead Rain Three 

816
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,000
than I had with any of the 
other. 

817
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:29,400
I can tell. 
Somehow. 

818
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:33,800
I can tell and just like the 
allowment of us to do the dumb 

819
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,480
and stupid silly things that we 
did. 

820
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:40,360
I wasn't going to let you do the
whole thinking riding on top of 

821
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,400
the spaceship. 
You wouldn't leave it alone. 

822
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,240
And I'm like, fine, you're 
riding on top of the spaceship. 

823
00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,160
Yeah, just keep sucking on the 
cigarette. 

824
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,840
You're going to somehow be able 
to breathe. 

825
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,840
I. 
Just the first thing my head we.

826
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,640
Do the poop pipe. 
We're all. 

827
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:59,520
Creeped out in the hotel because
we hear we hear the baby crying 

828
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:04,520
and then like Alex and and Derek
go on this like love mission 

829
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:05,680
where they're trying to seduce 
the. 

830
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:10,280
Lady Yeah, they did of. 
Course like then then I can like

831
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:14,040
I gotta kill this thing because 
it's it's undead do this. 

832
00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:17,120
Every time there's a hot girl, 
somebody tries to seduce her. 

833
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,280
Except for except for Cletus. 
No, Cletus is scared. 

834
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,000
Definitely scared. 
Scared of women and his first 

835
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:28,840
reaction is I got to shoot him. 
Oh, that just gave me an idea. 

836
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,040
We didn't kill the lady with the
tires. 

837
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,160
It's true. 
We spared. 

838
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:35,880
We spared her. 
We yeah, no, I and I think I was

839
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,880
very like amicable towards it 
too like Oh yeah, no, no 

840
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:45,920
problem. 
It's fine You now I did kill. 

841
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,000
Oh, I just totally got it. 
I killed. 

842
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,200
I killed. 
Your girlfriend because. 

843
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,200
Yeah, naturally. 
Trying to take you away from me.

844
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,320
I'm just going to get full 
custody. 

845
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,360
Can't like that. 
I killed her sister. 

846
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,200
Yeah, that was really for no 
reason. 

847
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,840
Yeah, just because I felt like 
you. 

848
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,800
You just, you just can't do it. 
You just gave me the best idea 

849
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,200
ever. 
What's this idea I. 

850
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,240
Don't know what he's doing. 
But. 

851
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,960
I'm better be a good idea. 
I can't tell you it's going to. 

852
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,800
All I know is the. 
Plants, plants. 

853
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,400
That are sprouted from my hands 
are like I'm going to have to 

854
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,400
feed them. 
I know that. 

855
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,280
Yep, you are. 
And they they crave flesh. 

856
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:29,240
Yep. 
No, when, you guessed it, I got 

857
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:31,080
to kill you. 
I need to feed. 

858
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:35,800
Oh man, but no like those give. 
Them a reason. 

859
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,960
Those are, those are just like 
seasons that I can recall that 

860
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,240
it's just like, this was a lot 
of fun. 

861
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,520
Yeah. 
Well, so like when you're the 

862
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:48,920
one that's DMA, you really don't
know how much fun you're the 

863
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,840
players are having. 
You know, you know how much fun 

864
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:55,400
you're having, but like, is it 
the same as what the players are

865
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:59,280
having? 
When it's like I, I go so hard 

866
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,200
to get on roll 20 and like 
planning out, like planning out 

867
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,720
how things go. 
Like I go so hard into it of 

868
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:07,800
like, OK, Oh yeah, this happened
and this to happen and this to 

869
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,800
happen and this to happen that 
like sometimes I just forget. 

870
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,880
Like I when I plan it out, I'm 
like, is this going to be fun? 

871
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:17,280
Like in my head, it's, it's like
it's ticking the boxes of like, 

872
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:21,720
Yep, I would enjoy doing this. 
But just because I would enjoy 

873
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:23,760
doing it doesn't mean that 
everybody else would enjoy doing

874
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,440
it, you know? 
What I mean, right? 

875
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:25,800
Yeah. 
How? 

876
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,880
Do I have to? 
It has to be evolving. 

877
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,760
Yeah, most Monday things are a 
lot of the times the things that

878
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,560
you guys end up having a lot of 
fun. 

879
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,800
Yeah, or. 
Like or like we'll be talking 

880
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,880
and under the table or something
like that and we'll say 

881
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,240
something funny and like 
everybody'll like latch onto it 

882
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:45,320
and like dude, I can make this 
fit into. 

883
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,480
There you go. 
Where you going to? 

884
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,560
Yeah. 
And so it's like, it's like the 

885
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,520
last minute things of like 
changing things up and like, 

886
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:57,240
like the whole in, in Star Wars,
when we went down to the the the

887
00:47:57,240 --> 00:48:00,200
very bottom of the the prison 
barge, when there was like that 

888
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:01,880
Lady that was just smoking on 
death sticks. 

889
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,760
I didn't plan on her being there
until we started talking about 

890
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:08,640
Star Boy and his mom. 
Yeah. 

891
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,640
No, I need to have a comedic 
relief character in this episode

892
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,440
and this will be perfect. 
Nice. 

893
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,520
And that's awesome. 
And I try and time it out. 

894
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,720
I try and time out the episodes 
too. 

895
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,120
So it's like OK in my head and 
I'm like, OK, I've got an hour 

896
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:25,280
and a half to two hours of 
content and I need to fill OK, 

897
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:29,000
like this will take this should 
take them, you know, 10 minutes.

898
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
It'll realistically take them 20
minutes. 

899
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,880
Like that's so hard to. 
Gauge that. 

900
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,760
It is very hard to gauge because
you plan, you know, a 30 minute 

901
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,280
boss fight and it's done in a 
minute and 1/2. 

902
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,560
Yeah. 
Every once in a while, yeah. 

903
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,760
Yeah, it happens. 
That happens so. 

904
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:50,320
That'll happen. 
Do you want me for letting it 

905
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:56,360
happen? 
It went down in history though. 

906
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:01,720
It has, it has. 
And I, I love it, honestly, like

907
00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,640
looking back at it, it's, it's 
so funny. 

908
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,040
It's just. 
I know what would have happened.

909
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,000
Well, you would have had a 
pretty cool fight. 

910
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:12,120
You know you'll. 
Never know. 

911
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,960
I. 
Honestly, it's probably better 

912
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,480
than anything I had planned to 
be honest with. 

913
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:22,360
I just, I wish I that's the, so 
just that one part where you 

914
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,960
looked at the book, looked back 
up at the camera. 

915
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,400
Yeah, I remember that. 
Like, you know, and like that I 

916
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,640
wish all the listeners could 
have could have seen that. 

917
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:35,800
So like Lenny saw it in his mind
because I explained the entire 

918
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,600
situation to him. 
He, he talked about it just the,

919
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,360
I don't know, a week or so ago 
or the other day not long ago, 

920
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,760
he he spoke about as if he was 
there because I gave him that 

921
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:46,920
memory you. 
Know. 

922
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:51,240
And that you just looking back 
and forth between the screen and

923
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:54,080
the book and then throwing the 
book behind your, your back like

924
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,240
that, you know, over your 
shoulder. 

925
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,160
It was just hilarious. 
You're like, yeah. 

926
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:01,320
So, yeah. 
So he's he's unhappy, but he's 

927
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:05,160
turned around and walking away. 
He's he's looking really angry 

928
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,480
at you. 
And it's like, ultimately, yeah,

929
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,280
I could have said like, no, 
this, that doesn't work. 

930
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,120
I was, I was so shocked because 
I was just being goofy 

931
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,200
ultimately, like that could have
happened. 

932
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:18,840
And I could have done that and I
could have forced everybody 

933
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:22,040
under the railroad, but it's 
like, no, like I had you roll 

934
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,680
for it because I wanted to see 
if you could do it and you did 

935
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,080
it. 
So who am I to say no, you can't

936
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,680
do that. 
Yeah. 

937
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,200
And that's, that's what it's so 
that's the so the thing about 

938
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:36,960
being Adm, at least with us and 
for the listeners, because you 

939
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:40,720
as Adm, you have to, yes, you 
have to have a plan, but it has 

940
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:45,280
to be on it has to be Roden 
pencil on loose leaf paper 

941
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,000
because. 
You. 

942
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,520
Guys might come up with 
something far better than what I

943
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,040
did. 
And I should never be so high 

944
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:58,080
minded that I think that that my
what I had planned is better 

945
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,160
than anything you guys could 
ever come up with because you 

946
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,280
guys come up with some crazy 
stuff. 

947
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,400
You know, this total, it's like,
well, OK, wait a minute. 

948
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:08,240
So I didn't intend it this way, 
but you know what, let's go with

949
00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:09,360
this. 
I think this is going to be 

950
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,760
better than what I had. 
Explaining 3 episodes at Bleach 

951
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,840
Breath's house. 
Yeah, exactly. 

952
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:15,920
He's. 
Kidnapped. 

953
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,680
At all. 
Different, actually. 

954
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:22,560
Stop. 
I mean, you guys can stay, you 

955
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:28,280
can go, it doesn't matter. 
If you want, but then he had to 

956
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:37,040
steal the chain. 
No, it's the other thing too. 

957
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,080
And I think this is probably one
of the different things, like, 

958
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:44,200
compared to like DMA. 
I say a normal group, but like a

959
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,960
group that's like not recorded, 
you know, like they're just 

960
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,760
doing it. 
So we do this solely for fun 

961
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,600
too, but we just happen to 
record it and put it on the 

962
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:54,440
Internet. 
Yeah, but the the different 

963
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:58,160
thing is, is like not only when 
you're Adm are you trying to 

964
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,480
entertain the other players, but
you're trying to entertain 

965
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:03,280
whoever's listening. 
Yeah. 

966
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,800
And so it's like that, that I 
think especially like when IDM, 

967
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,800
and I'm sure it is for you guys 
too. 

968
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,640
But there's like a lot of 
fluidity when it comes to the 

969
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:11,680
plans. 
And like you said, you know, 

970
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,840
write it down a pencil on 
loosely paper because it's like,

971
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,120
you know, holy crap, I thought 
this was funny. 

972
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,680
But you guys like Joe, like you 
said, you guys have latched on 

973
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:22,240
to this small little detail that
I mentioned in passing and you 

974
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:23,560
guys have latched on to this 
thing. 

975
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,320
And now it's funny because blown
up. 

976
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:29,680
And you won't shut, you won't, 
you won't shut the heck up about

977
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,840
this one thing. 
So OK, let's let's make this the

978
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,120
screen because it's going to be 
funny. 

979
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,200
Yeah, change the names of the 
villains. 

980
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,000
Yeah. 
Yeah, the villains, yeah. 

981
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,320
Or you know, can't get names 
right. 

982
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,720
Or like the vibro knife that 
turned into, you know, vibrator 

983
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:51,480
that killed Britney. 
Or you know the the sheriff of 

984
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:57,200
piss ass you know. 
Hey, Joey was so upset about 

985
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,040
that. 
You mean Hick axe? 

986
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,720
No. 
His fish ass right there. 

987
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:09,680
I got to roll with it. 
Will no it. 

988
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:13,560
It truly, truly has been fun 2. 
Tooth every episode. 

989
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,240
Two tooth. 
Yeah, two tooth. 

990
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:20,360
Wasn't meant to be a sensations.
Two tooth dude I know. 

991
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,000
Well. 
Well, dads out there seducing 

992
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,720
every broad that walks by. 
Apparently, yeah. 

993
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,080
Yeah, that kind of just 
happened. 

994
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,600
The roles. 
The roles. 

995
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:39,840
She can't deny it. 
You know, it's just kind of 

996
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:44,040
like, you know, you just, it 
happened in the moment and you 

997
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,720
know, you just said, oh, I don't
even know what could do this. 

998
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:49,160
Well, I can, I can do really 
well. 

999
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,520
So I just kept doing it. 
It came. 

1000
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,960
It became fun. 
And well, like with the with the

1001
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:57,200
first episode of that season 
with, you know, Alex and myself 

1002
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:58,640
being blasted off of our 
rockers. 

1003
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:02,720
That. 
Whole team where you're the 

1004
00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:04,200
second episode. 
It was the second episode. 

1005
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,280
Yeah. 
Where you're just going to town.

1006
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:10,840
I remember that being so funny. 
I go back and listening to it, 

1007
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,640
like I can hear myself thinking 
it's super funny. 

1008
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,680
So that makes it even funnier. 
And that's just a personal 

1009
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:22,560
experience, but I love it. 
It's just fun. 

1010
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:27,400
You know, oh, I love it when I'm
I'm listening to an episode and 

1011
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:32,880
I respond in real time a certain
way, and then my character 

1012
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,240
echoes. 
Oh yeah, I'm like, Oh my God. 

1013
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:39,480
I forgot I actually said that. 
Almost like we're the same 

1014
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:41,400
person. 
That's weird. 

1015
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:46,120
I'll have that where like I'll 
forget that something happened 

1016
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,240
and then I'll be like, oh, when 
did this happen? 

1017
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:51,680
And then like I'll say some off 
the wall thing on the recording,

1018
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,040
like, oh, yeah, OK, no, yeah, I 
remember this. 

1019
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,720
Never. 
I think all the time. 

1020
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:01,200
I think the best moment ever was
when Fiona realized that I was 

1021
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,560
haggis. 
Yeah, Wait a minute. 

1022
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:07,040
Grandpa. 
You're a haggis, you know, I 

1023
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:12,120
just, I don't know what you're 
talking about, but yeah, I, I 

1024
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:13,760
just happened to be a haggis. 
Yeah. 

1025
00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:18,880
What the leader of this realm? 
The leader of this realm. 

1026
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,480
Holy crap, don't. 
They were so messed up. 

1027
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,520
You know, I got King Haggis 
here. 

1028
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:34,480
Yeah, you know, yeah, whatever. 
Pretty much. 

1029
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,560
This has been a crazy journey. 
I I wish, I wish. 

1030
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:43,560
I feel like if just a you know, 
a few people, few more people. 

1031
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:47,440
If we had a couple more lanies 
just listen to our show and then

1032
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,120
they'd say, wow, man, these guys
are really funny. 

1033
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:53,240
I think we'd really catch on. 
I I think that we, you know, we 

1034
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:56,720
do have that It's, it's 
definitely like we, we 

1035
00:55:56,720 --> 00:56:01,080
definitely have there. 
You know what I think like the 

1036
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:07,520
the one podcast and others 
morbid, it's labeled as a true 

1037
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:11,720
crime show, which I mean it it 
kind of is it it it it is, but 

1038
00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:13,280
it isn't. 
I mean, they do different stuff,

1039
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:17,400
but like that's what catapulted 
because a lot of women really 

1040
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,120
like a true crime. 
So you know they search a true 

1041
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,400
crime and during. 
A latch on to the women. 

1042
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,880
Yeah, well, so they launched 
right before, like, right, like 

1043
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:31,680
a year or two before the whole 
COVID and and all the we did 

1044
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,280
too, right. 
But people weren't necessarily 

1045
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,120
looking for like, you know, D&D 
players. 

1046
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:38,840
Yeah, per SE. 
You're doing wrong. 

1047
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,520
Like we've got, you know, an 
underground following for sure. 

1048
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:43,240
Oh yeah, 100. 
Percent. 

1049
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,320
It's all underground. 
Yeah, well, it's just, it's the 

1050
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,200
crazy people in the bunkers, 
Yeah. 

1051
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,280
I think so. 
That's where we live. 

1052
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,600
That's our. 
That's our that, that's our 

1053
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,240
niche. 
Yeah, that's our niche. 

1054
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:01,760
Oh, so we just, we're going to 
come to popularity is if there's

1055
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,720
some sort of categories. 
The world. 

1056
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:06,040
Asked. 
So what you're saying is I need 

1057
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,280
to start a war between Russia 
and United States? 

1058
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:13,360
Exactly what we do, boys. 
Alright, alright. 

1059
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,840
I'll go talk to Kim Jong Hoon, 
alright? 

1060
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,960
I wasn't gonna play this card, 
but. 

1061
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:24,480
I have this opportunity. 
For I have him on Steam, I'll 

1062
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:30,360
talk to him. 
You know these probably Hitler 

1063
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:34,320
people that they keep texting me
on my either either my phone 

1064
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,160
number or sneaking telegram. 
Oh yeah. 

1065
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,840
He's thinking, I think it's 
generally, so if somebody texts 

1066
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:44,840
my phone number, I think they're
generally, it's generally AI 

1067
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,840
because they don't respond. 
So I, I've done a couple of 

1068
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,960
different things with them. 
First I started messing with 

1069
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,160
them and that didn't seem to do 
anything. 

1070
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:56,400
And then I started giving them 
the gospel and that didn't seem 

1071
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,160
to do much because then they 
just kept ignoring what I was 

1072
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:01,480
saying. 
And now I've gotten to where I 

1073
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:05,200
just I just copy and paste Bible
verses and sometimes they're 

1074
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,480
random. 
Sometimes I mean them to mean 

1075
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:10,760
something. 
I got one lady on Telegram 

1076
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:13,360
started texting me and they're 
always, they're always these 

1077
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:18,200
super cute, you know, Asian 
girls and whole, hi, my name is 

1078
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,760
so and so. 
And I just start throwing Bible 

1079
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:22,720
verses and eventually she goes F
you. 

1080
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:27,440
What you what you do better? 
On Telegram, apparently. 

1081
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,680
You just copy what they said 
back to him. 

1082
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:35,480
It's even better. 
I like. 

1083
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,560
It too I'm. 
Saying I'm an only friends 

1084
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:42,360
model, what do you mean? 
There's so much in common. 

1085
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,640
Well, if you buy mine, I'll buy 
yours so. 

1086
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,560
That's funny that that might 
help too. 

1087
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:53,880
Because I, you know, it's like 
I, I figured either, you know, 

1088
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:56,840
I'm going to give them something
good that they need or they're 

1089
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,120
just going to leave me alone. 
Either one's a win win. 

1090
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:04,040
That's fair. 
I'd rather just have them leave 

1091
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:05,480
me alone because it's 
ridiculous. 

1092
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:07,760
But do you have to ask, what the
heck is Telegram? 

1093
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,840
Oh, it's, it's just a, it's a 
message. 

1094
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,760
Kind of messaging, yeah, 
Messenger. 

1095
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,440
It's one of the ones it's kind 
of like it's one of the ones 

1096
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:21,360
that's not heavily regulated and
they don't like, they do kick 

1097
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:24,640
people, but like it's, it's kind
of like how X is now it's. 

1098
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,640
Where the bad stuff takes place.
Got it, I guess. 

1099
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,840
You can get really good pizza on
there. 

1100
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,480
Maybe I ended up getting rid of 
X because every time I'd get on 

1101
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:37,560
X and start scrolling, before 
too long, you know I'd start 

1102
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,280
scrolling. 
I'd start getting like straight 

1103
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,360
up pornography. 
So I got rid of X. 

1104
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,480
That's where I put my pictures. 
I'm sorry. 

1105
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,840
Yeah. 
I mean, I, I'm going to be 

1106
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:49,120
honest, I looked to quite a few 
of them and it took me a minute 

1107
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:51,520
before I realized that it was 
you and Joey's nipple. 

1108
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,480
And then I just, it was like a 
train wreck. 

1109
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:57,160
You look away. 
Not to watch. 

1110
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:01,000
It and I kept scrolling and kept
scrolling and kept scrolling and

1111
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:05,520
then I started going. 
And you know. 

1112
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,880
Yes, you did. 
It just kind of rolled from 

1113
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,800
there. 
I gotta stop this. 

1114
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:14,160
I've secretly not worked for 
Nestle for five years. 

1115
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:17,160
I used to have an only fans 
page. 

1116
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,680
Feet Finder. 
Just sell pages of my butt hole 

1117
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:24,920
on my toes. 
Oh man, the important thing is 

1118
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:26,440
you could probably not be a 
millionaire. 

1119
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,800
It's not even my butt hole, I 
just got homeless. 

1120
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:32,320
Guy 5 bucks. 
What a homeless guy. 5 bucks. 

1121
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:33,400
Brilliant. 
Yep. 

1122
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,360
You just know we. 
Gotta bleach it though. 

1123
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,840
You gotta bleach it. 
Well, I carry a gallon of bleach

1124
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:38,560
with me. 
Yeah. 

1125
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:41,680
At all times. 
I think it's just for this 

1126
01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:44,000
occasion. 
Well I've actually upgraded, I 

1127
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,040
carry like a backpack sprayer so
I just like walk up hand the guy

1128
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:51,240
5 bucks, he bends over then take
a picture then walk away. 

1129
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:53,440
It seems sanitary. 
Now it works. 

1130
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,600
What does he care? 
You got you got 5 bucks. 

1131
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:56,760
True. 
That's like what? 

1132
01:00:56,920 --> 01:01:00,720
And not only did he get 5 bucks,
he got a free cleaning. 

1133
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:05,080
Yeah, I made it smell good. 
Yeah, I put flowers in it. 

1134
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,520
Yeah, floral scented Clorox. 
Daffodils. 

1135
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:12,040
Yeah. 
A true businessman tactic. 

1136
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,880
That's right. 
That's what I'm saying. 

1137
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:17,120
That's what happens when I put 
it on my only pants. 

1138
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:21,840
But feet Finder really is my 
feet. 

1139
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:23,600
I gotta put my Hobbit feet out 
there for everybody. 

1140
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,480
So. 
Oh yeah. 

1141
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,640
People like it. 
People love it. 

1142
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:29,440
People love it. 
It has a huge following. 

1143
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:36,680
Yeah, at least one person. 
So I just got into the TV series

1144
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:39,400
Big Bang, The Big Bang Theory. 
Yeah. 

1145
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:41,320
And. 
I like that show. 

1146
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,120
Oh Dang it, where was I going 
with that? 

1147
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:44,920
I can't. 
Get it? 

1148
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,720
I told listeners. 
You're selling their feet. 

1149
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:49,560
It has something to do with 
feet, I think. 

1150
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,800
But never mind, I lost. 
I totally lost it. 

1151
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,720
You just watch it for Penny. 
We all know. 

1152
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:55,880
Yeah. 
Oh, yeah. 

1153
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,800
I mean, Penny's kind of hot. 
I won't. 

1154
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:02,400
I'm not gonna deny that he's 
kind of hot, but no, it's so I'm

1155
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,520
in season 3 where they just 
where. 

1156
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,240
Meat on them bones. 
That's not Sheldon. 

1157
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:10,160
That's the other guy. 
I can't remember his name, but 

1158
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:13,320
they finally, like, they finally
have a relationship and that's, 

1159
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:16,680
that's that's kind of neat. 
I I tried, I genuinely did, I 

1160
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:20,680
just can't get into it. 
So I'm starting to finally. 

1161
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,520
I like the whole first season it
was like meh but I. 

1162
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,360
Started on season 2 probably. 
Yeah, Season 2. 

1163
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,880
Once you get into Season 2, it 
starts getting you better. 

1164
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:33,760
Season 3, you start falling more
and more in love with the 

1165
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,480
different, the different 
characters. 

1166
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:39,240
Not just like, you know, Penny 
or Sheldon. 

1167
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:43,600
Sheldon's just goofy Sheldon and
kind of kind of annoys me, but 

1168
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,880
Wallowitz and and they're 
starting to develop Raj a little

1169
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:49,360
bit more. 
It's I can't, I can't remember 

1170
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:51,400
the other guy's name. 
I think it's the, I think it's 

1171
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:54,320
the laugh track. 
Oh yeah, it's it's old school 

1172
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:56,160
sitcom. 
I think that's what, that's what

1173
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:59,040
like clicks my brain off. 
It's just like I just, I can't 

1174
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:02,040
get into it. 
Oh I I can understand that too. 

1175
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,120
Like I had the same problem with
friends. 

1176
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,600
Like I tried for the longest 
time. 

1177
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,320
Like why do people love this? 
And I just, I couldn't get into 

1178
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:11,040
it because it's like there's, 
it's like the awkward pauses, 

1179
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:15,560
like give them time to laugh. 
Oh yeah, I get that. 

1180
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:17,680
It's like when I get back into 
it, it's like, no, there's it 

1181
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,640
doesn't feel organic, so I 
don't. 

1182
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,400
Yeah, yeah, You're noticing the 
fakeness of it. 

1183
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:24,360
OK, I get that. 
I get that. 

1184
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,680
I just started rewatching 
through community again. 

1185
01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:29,880
Third Community. 
For for I just started watching 

1186
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:31,240
community. 
Community. 

1187
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,640
Oh yeah, I have problems. 
I have problems with that one. 

1188
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,640
Really. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1189
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:42,160
The girls are way too hot. 
Yeah, I, I, I I got to get past 

1190
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:44,280
that somehow. 
I thought it was senior Chang 

1191
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:47,080
that that got you. 
Oh man, he's, he's pretty. 

1192
01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:49,480
So he was that. 
That was the guy that was in Mad

1193
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:51,600
TV, wasn't he? 
No, no. 

1194
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:55,200
You're thinking of Bobby Lee. 
Yeah, Oh, that is thinking of 

1195
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,280
Bobby Lee. 
They all look the same to you, 

1196
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:59,000
don't they? 
This is Kim Jong. 

1197
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,400
This is the guy that. 
Doesn't look like Bobby Lee. 

1198
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:02,960
This is the guy that was in the 
hangover. 

1199
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:05,320
Oh, OK, OK, OK. 
OK. 

1200
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:06,800
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
And he's a doctor. 

1201
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,360
He's a doctor. 
There's three of those aren't. 

1202
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:10,440
They're alive. 
I think I saw three of those. 

1203
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:14,000
I can't remember now because the
first one was like they were the

1204
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,560
one guy was getting married, 
they were gay guy. 

1205
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,560
No, it wasn't a gay guy. 
Wasn't it? 

1206
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:21,360
No, Okay, no. 
Maybe I'm thinking of another 

1207
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,400
movie. 
First one is Vegas, the second 

1208
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:27,480
one is Thailand and the third 
one is Vegas again. 

1209
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:29,480
I think I've only watched the 
first one then. 

1210
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,200
I didn't know they even made a 
third one. 

1211
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,480
Oh, that's right, because Zach 
Galifianakis is in it and I 

1212
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:36,880
really like. 
Him there's a the third one, 

1213
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:39,200
like I the only part I remember 
from it is they're breaking into

1214
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,000
somebody's house to steal 
something. 

1215
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:46,600
But Kim Jong is he's Kim Chong 
or whatever his name is. 

1216
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:50,000
He's he's sitting there and he's
like, OK, they're like you need 

1217
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,360
to cut the red wire and he's 
inside. 

1218
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:53,800
He goes, there is no red wire 
here. 

1219
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,640
What do you mean? 
He's like the red 1? 

1220
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:57,400
He goes, well, what colors you 
got in front of you? 

1221
01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:00,560
He goes. 
I got dark grey, medium grey and

1222
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:01,920
light grey. 
No. 

1223
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:08,080
I forgot to tell you I'm 
colorblind. 

1224
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:11,720
Oh no. 
Dang it. 

1225
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:18,200
Actually pretty funny. 
Hungover games they did. 

1226
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:19,760
They did a spoof. 
They where they come. 

1227
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:20,560
Out too. 
That was terrible. 

1228
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:25,200
It was terrible. 
Awful. 

1229
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:30,040
Like the only, only spoof movies
that I actually like, laughed at

1230
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,440
and thought were funny. 
Like Scary Movie one through 3 

1231
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,320
was good, yeah. 
Scary Movie 4, they're coming up

1232
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:37,120
another one. 
Yeah, I'm actually very happy 

1233
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:37,800
about that. 
Is it? 

1234
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:42,760
5 or 4. 6/4. 6. 
I didn't know they did 5 but 

1235
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:44,240
they did 4. 
That's one of my favorites. 

1236
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:48,400
Snoop Dogg was in five. 
OK, maybe I have a lot. 

1237
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:49,920
Of fun. 
Mac Miller was in it too. 

1238
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:52,880
So. 
Haunted house movies he's. 

1239
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,480
A dead guy? 
Oh yeah, haunted house movies. 

1240
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,880
Yeah, those are both pretty. 
There was two of those, right? 

1241
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:59,240
Yeah, those are. 
I love those. 

1242
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:00,320
Those are hilarious. 
Those are funny. 

1243
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:02,280
Anything with the Wayans 
brothers man. 

1244
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:06,200
I love the Wayans Brothers 
superhero movie. 

1245
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:08,640
I love that one. 
Oh, yeah, That was, that was 

1246
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:11,400
hilarious. 
Never got to come out of that 

1247
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:13,240
one. 
One of those never did. 

1248
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:14,800
Yeah, I've seen it a couple 
times. 

1249
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:17,280
Yeah. 
So many clips, yeah. 

1250
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:21,120
I didn't think I watched it, so 
I watched it a second time and I

1251
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:22,000
was like. 
Yeah, it was. 

1252
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:23,640
It was good to watch. 
The second time. 

1253
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:27,320
Yeah, You remember the scene in 
Spider Man when he like they're 

1254
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,440
in the pelvis on fire and he 
throws like the razor blade 

1255
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:30,320
things. 
He's like Dodge. 

1256
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,080
He's like. 
Yeah. 

1257
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:36,560
Through diamonds and he goes, 
I'm not made out of diamonds. 

1258
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:44,160
He throws them and he jumps up 
to do the little thing and 

1259
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:49,680
they're all streaking. 
So good. 

1260
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:51,560
I think it only got better with 
age then. 

1261
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:57,320
Oh yeah, I love how shoot Leslie
Nielsen was Uncle Ben. 

1262
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,760
Yes, he's. 
In like the whole movie somehow.

1263
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,960
Yeah, he is Kevin. 
Hart's in that movie, too. 

1264
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:06,120
Yeah, I don't like to do that. 
But. 

1265
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:08,840
Kevin Hart was. 
Yeah, a few of those. 

1266
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:10,160
The Scary Movie. 
He's in. 

1267
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:14,440
He's in Scary Movie too. 
Yeah, because he's a, he's the 

1268
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:17,000
one when they're when they're 
ripping on a eight mile. 

1269
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:23,440
Yeah, he's so good, so great. 
Yeah. 

1270
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:27,480
I know a superhero movie and 
then not another teen movie I 

1271
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,920
thought was pretty funny. 
That's the one. 

1272
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:32,360
With you see that that's. 
One with Chris Evans and he 

1273
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:35,520
comes out and he's wearing he's 
got like a whipped cream on his 

1274
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,920
nipples and whipped cream on his
on his penis. 

1275
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:40,480
Oh. 
She's I definitely go on that 

1276
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:43,000
one. 
Broke the VA test on that one. 

1277
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:48,000
Wasn't it, Wasn't it Scary Movie
Three that had, I can never 

1278
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:51,360
remember his guy, that guy's 
name, the guy that I'm going to 

1279
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:54,040
use him a strong hand. 
Oh no, that was 2. 

1280
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:55,360
Was that two? 
OK. 

1281
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:59,520
Yeah, and he, that guy had his 
own series on Fox back when I 

1282
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:03,080
was a kid. 
It was, he was a cabin boy. 

1283
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,840
Cabin. 
Boy OK so yeah, cuz cuz one 

1284
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:09,280
Scary Movie 1 was like they were
ripping on Scream. 

1285
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:11,160
Yep. 
Yeah. 

1286
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:14,120
And then officer, Officer 
Dookie. 

1287
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,000
Oh, man, Officer. 
Yeah, Doofy. 

1288
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:18,200
Oh, my friend. 
Is he in the first one? 

1289
01:08:20,359 --> 01:08:22,000
And then. 
And then at the end you found 

1290
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,640
out like he was pretending the 
whole time. 

1291
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:28,800
I know the third one was about 
signs. 

1292
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:32,560
The the third one was signs and 
then it was the ring as well. 

1293
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:36,279
Yeah. 
And then two, it was like a 

1294
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,479
haunted, like a Haunted Mansion 
type thing. 

1295
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:40,840
Yeah, Yep. 
I never saw that one. 

1296
01:08:41,399 --> 01:08:44,479
That was the one with they had 
the paraplegic, the Stephen 

1297
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:48,399
Hawking guy that could suck 
himself off, and you. 

1298
01:08:48,399 --> 01:08:52,600
A Gallum of two is from 
everywhere. 2 is by far the 

1299
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:56,560
funniest one, yeah. 
That's that one's iconic. 

1300
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:58,160
And Doofy. 
Doofy is iconic. 

1301
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:01,840
Well, like that's the one where 
he's the one of the Wayans 

1302
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,399
brothers. 
Like he's keeps water in his 

1303
01:09:03,399 --> 01:09:06,479
weed plant and then like in the 
middle of the night like a ghost

1304
01:09:06,479 --> 01:09:09,600
possesses it and like rolls him 
up in the in the sheets and 

1305
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:11,960
starts smoking ham. 
Guys it. 

1306
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:24,680
Was like Afro was on fire or, or
what's her name? 

1307
01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:27,319
Anna Faris. 
Like there's a demon possessed 

1308
01:09:27,319 --> 01:09:29,720
cat and she's like fist fighting
this cat. 

1309
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:34,080
Yeah, like 5 minute bit where 
she's like fighting the crap out

1310
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:36,600
of this cat and then she like 
runs screaming on the hallway. 

1311
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:39,640
She's like, my pussy's gone 
crazy good. 

1312
01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:48,439
Night. 
Like you remember like the Nike 

1313
01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:50,800
commercials from the 90s where 
like it's like the basketball 

1314
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,720
players like all dribbling and 
like this the sound of like 

1315
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:54,000
sneakers. 
Yeah. 

1316
01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:56,840
Yeah, it's like they did that, 
but like with like the 

1317
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:59,000
paraplegic guy in the 
wheelchair, like dribbling. 

1318
01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:05,320
The ball. 
That reminds me, have you seen 

1319
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:07,800
that vampire suck movie? 
Yeah, I think. 

1320
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,240
So the Twilight. 
I'm pretty sure I have Yeah, 

1321
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:10,640
the. 
Birdie. 

1322
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:12,560
That's a good one. 
Remember watching that in 

1323
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,440
college. 
The guy in the wheelchair. 

1324
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,840
Going to yeah, I was just, I 
died, left thing. 

1325
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:20,560
I was in tears. 
I was jumping through the woods 

1326
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:22,640
and he's in a wheelchair. 
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1327
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:27,600
So good. 
And there's like a part, there's

1328
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:31,800
a part in the original Twilight,
like where, I don't know, 

1329
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:34,280
something is happening in the 
background where like the dad 

1330
01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:37,520
and the guy like like he bumps 
them on the shoulder or 

1331
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:39,760
something. 
And in Vampires Suck they start 

1332
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:46,760
beating the living hell out of 
each other, just growling on 

1333
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,680
like. 
Oh no. 

1334
01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:51,240
Honey. 
I know that. 

1335
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:52,960
I remember that one. 
There was a couple of really 

1336
01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:56,320
funny moments with the guy that 
was supposed to be spoofing on 

1337
01:10:56,320 --> 01:10:57,640
Jacob. 
Yeah. 

1338
01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:02,520
Him being a werewolf and a doll.
He had like a flea collar on at 

1339
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:05,920
one point in time. 
He was like something like a 

1340
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:09,280
poker, like a flea collar. 
He kept like scratching his 

1341
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:15,040
neck. 
Oh. 

1342
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:20,160
I just like haunted house. 
Like I'll go back to haunted 

1343
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:22,040
house and watch it every now, 
yeah. 

1344
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:26,440
So come on, House is great just 
because it's so close to an 

1345
01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:29,640
actual relationship. 
Anyway, I just love like. 

1346
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:33,320
It starts off with like. 
The dog. 

1347
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:37,000
She's just a crazy lady. 
Dog gets hit shy? 

1348
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:40,240
Oh no. 
Yeah, like trying to bury 

1349
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:45,240
himself with it. 
Just for no reason. 

1350
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:50,840
The way his brothers are really 
great, they really are just 

1351
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,280
anything those guys do. 
Don't. 

1352
01:11:52,360 --> 01:12:00,600
Don't piss off the ghost. 
The the Mandingo Party. 

1353
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:04,840
Yep, Yep. 
Jeez. 

1354
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:09,480
Just the second one where he's 
like he's like trying to consult

1355
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:11,680
with the guy. 
He's like time to get off the 

1356
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:14,680
computer. 
He's like I'm get feeling all 

1357
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:20,400
hot I need you to come kiss me 
on my hot mouth my. 

1358
01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:24,880
Hot mouth I'm feeling. 
I'm feeling romantical. 

1359
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:29,680
Romantical. 
Dad gum, now that makes me want 

1360
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:31,520
to go find all on it. 
Father. 

1361
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:32,560
What was his name? 
Father. 

1362
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:36,760
Father Doug. 
I think so, yeah. 

1363
01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:38,920
And you go watch that. 
Got up in years. 

1364
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:44,600
Oh man, I know, right? 
They're all in Max I believe. 

1365
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:47,120
Have a marathon. 
I'm Dang it, I don't have it. 

1366
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:50,680
That is that is 1 like I wish 
that we had better Internet 

1367
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:52,280
connection on our on our guys 
trip. 

1368
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,680
That way we could have like 
actually sat. 

1369
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:56,040
I love that we watched Neil 
Breen movies. 

1370
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:58,880
Oh yeah, 100%. 
We sure did. 

1371
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,560
Like it would have been cool to 
like watch all the scary movie, 

1372
01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:05,320
all the scary movies and then 
like the Haunted Mansion movies,

1373
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:09,120
the haunted house movies. 
I mean, then you're talking we 

1374
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:11,960
wouldn't have even left the 
wouldn't even left the cabin. 

1375
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:14,800
That's fair. 
That's fair, I've been fine with

1376
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:17,160
it. 
Yeah, spoof movies. 

1377
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:18,400
They just don't do them like 
they used to. 

1378
01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:21,080
They really don't. 
They would be, I don't know, I 

1379
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:24,960
mean, maybe, maybe Scary Movie 6
would be good, really good, I'm 

1380
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:27,640
sure. 
Like, I know four and five, the 

1381
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,080
Waynes brothers weren't 
involved. 

1382
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,520
They went off to go do their own
thing. 

1383
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:33,480
And the studio's like, well, 
we'll we'll keep making them 

1384
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:35,680
without you. 
And they like they didn't do as 

1385
01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:37,280
well. 
If I was just terrible. 

1386
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:38,760
Like it was so boring. 
I. 

1387
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:41,920
Mean 5 exists. 
Yeah, I don't think I've watched

1388
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:43,760
5. 
With six, like the studio 

1389
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:46,240
requested, like we want you guys
to come back. 

1390
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:49,640
So they're actively, they're 
actively, I think they're 

1391
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:52,600
producing and writing for it. 
Spoof movies have been out for 

1392
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:57,440
the past a dozen years. 
But then The Naked Gun, yeah, 

1393
01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:59,240
was apparently really funny. 
I didn't see it. 

1394
01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:01,800
Oh my goodness it. 
Was so good. 

1395
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:06,240
So there's that and then 3 
movies sticks in the space balls

1396
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:08,080
too. 
Yeah, I'm so excited I'm back. 

1397
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:09,080
Balls. 
Yeah. 

1398
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:14,960
So funny thing about so my dad 
was here like a month ago, yeah.

1399
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:19,040
And so like you're sitting there
and I was like, I'm going 

1400
01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:19,880
through. 
I usually get on boots. 

1401
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:22,760
You don't see what I've got that
he might like. 

1402
01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:25,200
And I come across like it was it
was on there. 

1403
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:28,440
I really wanted to see it and I 
thought, you know what I think 

1404
01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:33,480
I've had as he might like it. 
So I I went ahead and bought the

1405
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:35,960
bought the movie. 
This was like right, like a week

1406
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:39,040
after it came, you know, did 
sell digitally. 

1407
01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:42,640
And he we watched it and he was 
laughing. 

1408
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:44,160
Brenda was laughing. 
I'm dying. 

1409
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:48,040
And we get all done and he goes,
good job, Bobby, you, you, you 

1410
01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:51,160
picked a really good movie. 
Like, oh, man, I'm so glad he 

1411
01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:53,760
loved it. 
That's my dad. 

1412
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,240
I was going through TikTok 
shortly after it came out 

1413
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:59,640
digitally and a scene on it came
up and it was just absolutely 

1414
01:14:59,760 --> 01:15:03,160
hilarious. 
He's like, he's like in the 

1415
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:04,400
fight. 
I want to say it's like with the

1416
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:07,160
big bad, probably towards the 
end of the movie, like punched 

1417
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:10,880
him in the face. 
He's like, wow, you actually 

1418
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:13,920
punched me? 
He goes, yeah, yeah, hold on. 

1419
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:15,760
That really hurt me. 
I'm like ow. 

1420
01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:19,840
You never been punched. 
Before, no, man, that was my 

1421
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:21,960
first time. 
That really hurt. 

1422
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:27,760
It was like this whole like back
and forth of him, like never 

1423
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:30,800
being punched before and how 
painful it is to be punched if 

1424
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:37,960
people sign up to do this. 
But yeah, it seems like they're 

1425
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:39,240
back on the rise and that's 
great. 

1426
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:44,120
I hope we get on House 3 and. 
Oh man, I would love to get on 

1427
01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:45,800
at House 3 superhero. 
Movie 2. 

1428
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,760
Superhero Movie 2, Yeah. 
There was a movie called 

1429
01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:53,400
Disaster Movie which was just a 
parody over random movies. 

1430
01:15:53,480 --> 01:15:55,600
Disaster movies, I guess. 
OK, that. 

1431
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:58,080
One was actually funny. 
I don't think I've. 

1432
01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,520
Seen that one? 
I've seen that one. 

1433
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:04,280
There's random thing that I died
out when I was a kid watching. 

1434
01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:07,920
It was, uh, I don't even know 
what movies it was, but there 

1435
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:09,960
was a Princess lady in it or 
something. 

1436
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:12,120
I think it was Ella Enchanted or
something. 

1437
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:16,320
Anyway, there's a random scene 
where she's dancing, she goes to

1438
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:18,640
break dance and she starts to 
break dance and then it cuts 

1439
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,440
away to somebody and then it 
cuts back. 

1440
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:24,680
It's a burly black dude who gets
so stressed. 

1441
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:30,840
Like stunt double, like spinning
around all crazy and crap. 

1442
01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:33,560
That's funny. 
That's good. 

1443
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:37,680
You know all those movies. 
Oh yeah, Pluto's a good place to

1444
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:40,080
go for a lot of those spoof 
movies. 

1445
01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:41,320
They've got a lot of the old 
ones. 

1446
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:43,920
I can't fly that far. 
That's like really far away. 

1447
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,720
It's like a oh not to, not to 
the planet oil. 

1448
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:50,840
Oh. 
To the to the app or the site 

1449
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:52,920
Pluto. 
I just saw that haunted house is

1450
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:56,120
on Zumo. 
What the heck is it, Zumo? 

1451
01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:59,760
With an Yeah, Zumo Zumo's 
another one that's a that's a 

1452
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:02,960
Zumo's another free is another 
free app. 

1453
01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:05,520
Selecting your information at 
this point. 

1454
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:09,080
There's there's so many. 
So I'll tell you what, I'll tell

1455
01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:11,720
you what I do. 
If there's a movie that I hear 

1456
01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:14,560
of, especially if you guys like 
recommended or somebody I know 

1457
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:18,320
recommends it, I just, I turn on
my Vizio, right? 

1458
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:22,320
And I'll just, I'll just go to 
the search bar and I'll type it 

1459
01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:25,800
in and then it'll tell me where 
it's listed and then I can pick 

1460
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:27,640
from there. 
That's how that's that's how 

1461
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:29,480
I've learned about a lot of free
sites. 

1462
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:31,920
I just Google it right for my 
phone and it tells me exactly 

1463
01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:32,680
you can do that. 
Too. 

1464
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:35,080
That's put. 
Streaming after and it just says

1465
01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:38,920
whatever it's on. 
There's a reason why piracy is 

1466
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:42,080
on the rise. 
It, it's, it's so much, I just, 

1467
01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:45,920
I think I stick to the big 5, 
you know, Netflix, Hulu, Disney,

1468
01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:49,920
HBO and Prime. 
I stick to those. 

1469
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:53,520
I have Apple through my phone, 
the Apple TV. 

1470
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:55,680
So sometimes you'll find an odd 
one. 

1471
01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:58,240
They have really good original 
series on Apple TV. 

1472
01:17:58,240 --> 01:17:59,720
They do have some really good 
ones. 

1473
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:03,720
I they have what's the one with 
with what's his name from the 

1474
01:18:03,720 --> 01:18:05,680
office. 
It played Andy. 

1475
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:08,000
I can't remember the name of it 
but it was on Apple TV. 

1476
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,320
It was a really good 1A funny 
one. 

1477
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:11,960
I can't remember his name. 
He also has a podcast that I 

1478
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:13,360
listen. 
Ed Helms. 

1479
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:15,200
Yeah, Yep, Yep. 
Ed Helms. 

1480
01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:16,680
Yep. 
I know there was, I don't 

1481
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:18,520
remember what. 
I don't know what the name of 

1482
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:21,560
the Apple series was though, but
yeah, it was Ed Helms. 

1483
01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:23,720
I just always watch Ted Lasso 
so. 

1484
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:25,920
That's it, Ted Lasso. 
He's not in that. 

1485
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:28,400
That's not Ed Helms. 
That's Jason. 

1486
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:31,520
Jason Sudeikis. 
Oh, never mind it. 

1487
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,120
I've heard Ted Lass was pretty 
good. 

1488
01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:35,920
It's fantastic, I love it, makes
me cry. 

1489
01:18:36,280 --> 01:18:39,760
Really want to be a better 
person after watching it. 

1490
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:41,680
Really. 
Yeah, Oh. 

1491
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:47,920
OK, so Tim, that's funny. 
So to me, I guess he looks like 

1492
01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:49,680
Ed Holmes. 
They kind of look similar. 

1493
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:53,640
Yeah, maybe that's what it is. 
I was just thinking Ed Helms is 

1494
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:55,240
the bad guy from We're the 
Millers. 

1495
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:58,120
Yeah. 
Oh yeah, they're both in that 

1496
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:01,360
movie, Yeah. 
All right, well. 

1497
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:06,000
That's all I got for tonight. 
Spook movies, spook spook movies

1498
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,640
and CPS. 
Yeah, I mean now. 

1499
01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:11,600
So I'm going to have to. 
I'm still working on. 

1500
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:16,400
Good, Wayne. 
Yeah, no dead ring. 

1501
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,960
Yeah, I'm going to have to go 
find this. 

1502
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:20,600
All the scary movies. 
I'm about to figure out which 

1503
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:22,480
ones I haven't watched. 
Oh yeah. 

1504
01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:29,120
Yeah. 1-2 and three snatched. 
Yeah, snatched with Amy. 

1505
01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:33,760
What's her name? 
No, is her name Amy? 

1506
01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:37,160
I can't remember her name. 
Goldie Hawn and I can't remember

1507
01:19:37,160 --> 01:19:39,640
the the newer actress. 
Oh. 

1508
01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:43,280
Dolly Parton. 
No, I want to say it's Amy, but 

1509
01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:44,680
now I can't remember what her 
name is. 

1510
01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,480
It's the girl from Scary Movie, 
right? 

1511
01:19:46,840 --> 01:19:48,640
Was she Anna Faris? 
Anna. 

1512
01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:51,760
Anna Faris. 
No, not Anna Faris, Amy Schumer.

1513
01:19:53,360 --> 01:19:55,000
Yeah. 
Womp womp. 

1514
01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:58,120
Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn. 
Yeah, we don't like her. 

1515
01:19:58,360 --> 01:19:59,880
We don't. 
No, no. 

1516
01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:01,120
We don't. 
I don't like. 

1517
01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:03,480
The first movie I've ever seen 
her in, and she doesn't seem 

1518
01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:05,120
terrible. 
I mean, she's kind of funny. 

1519
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:08,120
You see your boob in it. 
It's annoying, yeah. 

1520
01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:13,160
Kind of. 
Serial junk thief. 

1521
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:18,320
Yeah, she's really. 
Her dad, her her uncle is Chuck 

1522
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:21,280
Schumer. 
OK, that kind of makes sense. 

1523
01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:25,680
She's a bad, she's all right. 
It's it's the the movie itself 

1524
01:20:25,680 --> 01:20:27,640
was pretty funny. 
Almost support anything she's 

1525
01:20:27,640 --> 01:20:30,280
in. 
OK, OK, OK, OK. 

1526
01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:32,080
I feel a particular way about 
her. 

1527
01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:34,280
OK. 
She's just yucky. 

1528
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:37,680
If I saw, if I saw in the 
street, I'd give her the old. 

1529
01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:41,600
Wow. 
OK, OK. 

1530
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:47,880
And then? 
I'd shoot at her with my plasma 

1531
01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:51,840
rifle. 
You got to get your, you got to 

1532
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:52,720
get your underbite going.
