1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,960 The Main Menu podcast presents DAD under the table. 2 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:15,760 The Steam game this week has a very creative title. 3 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:18,680 Really. Yeah, I won't look at it. 4 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,440 I was actually surprised. It's not creative. 5 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:24,360 What creative whatsoever? Oh my goodness. 6 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,240 Look at my, look at my data. Look at my penis. 7 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:36,080 Look at my penis. Yeah, it was amazing. 8 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:44,280 Sorry about that stupid button. He's. 9 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:48,320 Under the water. I am under the water. 10 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:59,880 What's? That. 11 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:05,960 So yes, the Steam Game of the Week, it is not original 12 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:08,800 whatsoever. It is not creative, but it has 13 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:14,560 to do with a location, a coastal location, we'll say. 14 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:19,240 Sex Bahamas. No, not, not, I said. 15 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,160 It's not. You got the first part right. 16 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:25,440 Yeah, there's actually there's. Actually, there's actually 3. 17 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:32,520 There's three words. 3 words. Oh yeah, it's a coastal 18 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:35,080 location. It's a coastal location. 19 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:42,200 Sex Beach Resort. You're actually really close sex 20 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:47,000 sex No, it's the format is sex beach and. 21 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,600 What? Thanks. 22 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,400 It it does not make sense whatsoever. 23 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:57,720 Sex beach yes. No, no, it's just sex, beach and 24 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,000 girls. And. 25 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,880 So so you're having and so there one there's sex, there's a beach 26 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:07,240 and then girls well. Yeah. 27 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,600 I mean, you'd think that would be a a given. 28 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,440 Well, the implications mean that there's. 29 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,840 Guys there too, with the sex and all. 30 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,160 Yeah, you're having sex with guys. 31 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:21,640 Gay sex beach. Gay sex. 32 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,880 I played it for the story. I want to know what's happening. 33 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,240 And the plot point is actually like, really good. 34 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,520 It's it wraps up nicely. Nice plot. 35 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,240 Nice plot. Big long plot. 36 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:38,720 Yeah, show me your plot. Ease his balls anyway. 37 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,680 Whoa. Siri, show me this man's balls. 38 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,680 Oh yeah, there it is. Here's what I found for this 39 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:49,200 man's balls. It was funny is that my my 40 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,560 friend has an iPhone. He just got new Airpods and. 41 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,720 What an idiot. And he, he was just making a 42 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,600 joke towards me. We were just at work shooting 43 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,360 the shit. And he was like, Siri, show me 44 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,400 this man's hairline. And then in the like from his 45 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,920 phone, you can hear, here's what I found on airlines. 46 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,800 Yeah, so there's another one. It changed already. 47 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,400 It's it's now Lust. It's now Lust Galaxy. 48 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,600 Oh, that was from last week. Was it? 49 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,920 Did you buy that one? No. 50 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,720 So it it. Oh, that's weird. 51 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,840 It says in library. What make? 52 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,040 This, I mean, it's, I mean it's on sale. 53 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,880 It's under. It's under popular new releases. 54 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,840 New and trending for you? Oh. 55 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:33,880 I thought it was funny. Yeah, for for for some reason it 56 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,800 says recommended. Trending Trending games your 57 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,480 friends are playing. Orc massage came up. 58 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,360 It's like, man, he's really putting hours in in that game 59 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,640 massaging. Them I'm just going to get on my 60 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:54,840 sea turtle and take off. Is it really trying to 100? 61 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:58,920 Percent that is. Is it elves there fairies that 62 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:01,480 you massage in that game? I think it, I, I think he said 63 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,320 that it's like every race, like it's multiple. 64 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:07,120 This is an actual game. It is an actual game, yes. 65 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:09,600 It's called orc massage. Yeah, it's literally. 66 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,800 The way come on, I figured it was just a I just figured it was 67 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,080 called. Character I will I will ruin my 68 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,000 steam algorithm just to look it up for you. 69 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:19,519 No, I don't do that. Don't do that. 70 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,519 I'm already doing it. It's already Steam. 71 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:25,480 Steam is like all I I swear Steam is actually like a triple 72 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,840 X company that just has other games, you know? 73 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:31,080 Like I've never seen any such thing. 74 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,120 People like it, people like the sex. 75 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,480 Well, sex, you know, they're not even real games. 76 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,240 It's. Just people are lonely. 77 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,920 People are losers. They don't. 78 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,080 Yeah, I'll put it in means. Get out. 79 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,960 And that's all they buy. That's all they play. 80 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,400 Yeah, yeah. Well, look, if you're a coomer 81 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,240 like me, then yeah, coomer. Yeah, Coomer. 82 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,680 It does say in library for you cheddar. 83 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,280 Oh wow, that's great. It does. 84 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,080 Tried it out. Yeah, I did. 85 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,280 Not that bad honestly. Very innovative. 86 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,720 I'm in it for the gameplay. Yeah, I mean, I, I just figured 87 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:10,480 it was a call back to it is. Yeah, they made this because we 88 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,840 did Sorcerer's at Season 2. It is. 89 00:05:13,840 --> 00:05:15,240 That's. It season 2, it's Canon. 90 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,480 Trying to, yeah. Canonize that means. 91 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,960 Wait, wait, wait, Cannon. Wait. 92 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,160 That means somebody's actually listening to us. 93 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,600 That can't. And willing to make a whole game 94 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,240 about us. We're just talking about it. 95 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,280 Yeah, we we have like 20 listeners. 96 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:32,040 Yeah, 20 hold. Yeah, only 20 we've went down. 97 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,160 A lot sure have. That's sad. 98 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,680 Been cut in half, Yeah. Oh, well, it's probably right 99 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,040 Fault. No, you guys aren't rating us. 100 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,680 Yeah. So we're dropping off. 101 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,760 Well, we still honestly though. To encourage you, I tried 102 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:50,640 listening to Critical Role to see what they're doing, 'cause 103 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:55,480 that's like the big D&D podcast, Like like the Joe Rogan of D&D 104 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,160 podcast. They suck. 105 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,280 I hated it. I didn't hate it. 106 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,280 It was OK. But I mean it. 107 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,600 Wasn't good. Like we're honestly better than 108 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,360 that. So was it just that they were 109 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:08,160 just playing the game and it was kind of boring or? 110 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:12,480 Well, to be fair, everyone was playing the game and playing 111 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,880 their characters, but it wasn't as funny because of that. 112 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:17,560 It was mostly. About the. 113 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:20,480 Game. To be fair, Critical Role is 114 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,400 just a mass of like a whole bunch of like famous voice 115 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,360 actors and voice actresses. Yeah, and they didn't credit the 116 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,320 the players in the episode description, so I didn't know 117 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,240 who was who, so it didn't matter. 118 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,520 I was going to say like Matt Mercer and I heard Ashley 119 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,800 Johnson, but. Yeah, Matt Mercer runs the 120 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,920 entire thing. Yeah, it's like I don't, I don't 121 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:39,440 know anything. I. 122 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,600 Was kind of wondering like do they do different voices or yeah 123 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,840 do they? Kind of, yeah. 124 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,560 I started campaign three that they did. 125 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,320 You know, it's pretty funny. And I like the way that Matt 126 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,440 Mercer describes. I feel like we've lost our 127 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,000 descriptions. I read. 128 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,040 Sam's campaign, obviously, because he reads the compendium 129 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:03,400 that describes everything. Yeah, but they do a thing where 130 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,840 they describe their characters at the beginning of the 131 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,920 campaign. And I, we should really do that 132 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:11,040 because we don't ever know what any of our characters look like. 133 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,560 It's always on comments here and there. 134 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,600 So when we start the next campaign, at least by a riff two 135 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:19,080 or the next one for me, I'm going to say describe your 136 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:22,120 character head to toe, all the important details so that we 137 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:25,040 know what they look like. OK, Yeah, that's probably a good 138 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,960 idea. I don't feel like we do. 139 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,960 You're right. Like we don't think about it 140 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,000 because we have, we have Rule 20. 141 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:35,040 And we have tokens. Yeah, we have tokens, so we get 142 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,720 to see all that and we don't stop to think about, we don't 143 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,720 stop to think about you, the ones that are important. 144 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,880 The listener. The listeners have really thanks 145 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,240 all. You mean the listeners? 146 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,520 Yeah, Yeah. Well, no, I mean, you guys 147 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,760 listen to it too, so you're important too. 148 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,320 I. Know and I listen to old seasons 149 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,640 and stuff isn't described and it's. 150 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,000 Yeah, it really isn't. You're right. 151 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,680 So it's, yeah, that's something that we need to get better at 152 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:03,400 for sure, which I feel like when we when we don't have roll 20, 153 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,160 it's better for the listener, but it's not as good for us. 154 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:12,680 That's why that's why I thought I did a lot better with Zephyr's 155 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,920 Rest because that like, 'cause I didn't have you guys, like I 156 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,880 didn't make A roll 20 for it and I didn't have you guys make 157 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,880 tokens or anything. And I didn't he didn't ask you 158 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,440 guys to describe your characters. 159 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:29,240 But I mean with my. Imagination I am able to like 160 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:34,480 visualize generally pretty easy because I just I just usually 161 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,760 feel like a parody of somebody you know like, and that was 162 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:41,400 Captain Caveman so all anybody has to do is look up Captain 163 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,280 Caveman and they would say, oh so that's about what his. 164 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:46,160 Character looks like Captain Caveman. 165 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:52,480 Yeah, when? When Joey did Helpless when Joey 166 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:55,480 did. What was your character's name? 167 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:59,440 It was Duke Reginald Wrinkleshire. 168 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:03,760 Wrinkleshire for some, my leg for. 169 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:09,960 Some reason I just think of like a like a kind of like Alfred 170 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:13,800 from Batman, but like with like a top hat and like a cane. 171 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,480 Yeah, it's exactly what it. Is but a monocle. 172 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,920 You got to have a monocle and a monocle. 173 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,840 Because only somebody in Monaco would be worrying about somebody 174 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:25,520 that actually peed on their leg. So I think it would be nice to 175 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:28,200 do like some kind of like exercises like that. 176 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,760 On on some point where we can do like one shots where there's no 177 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:34,160 role 20, so we have to we're kind of forced to explain 178 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,640 everything that way to. I think that's I. 179 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:38,120 Like that. I like that idea. 180 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:42,320 It Critical role, it helps for them also that they're all 181 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,360 together. I guess that's true. 182 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,680 That's something we don't have. So they have a game board to 183 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:51,080 look at. They never described the rules. 184 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,480 Like you just you're supposed to know the rules. 185 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,480 And luckily I did like they're talking about can trips and 186 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,720 inspiration and spell slots. And it's like, well, good thing 187 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:02,960 I know all that because they're not really saying like. 188 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:07,200 Yeah, I guess the idea is if you follow them like, yeah, So the 189 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,080 people that are going to be listening to them probably know 190 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,360 D and D5 E anyway. Yeah. 191 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:12,800 And I do. We've learned it. 192 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,160 Yeah. Yeah. 193 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:17,200 I've learned it just just from playing, you know, the video 194 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,160 game Balder's Gate 3. Yeah. 195 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,920 But yeah, it's, you're right though, that I think that's our 196 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,000 big thing. Like I felt like there was a 197 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,320 point in time where we got popular and we were, we were, 198 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:31,680 well, I would say popular, you know, 5050 listeners a week 199 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:35,240 generally, you know. Yeah, it says our audience size 200 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,600 is about 60, so it's a good number, I guess. 201 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,400 Yeah, I mean, you know, it could be worse. 202 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,880 I I mean, that's not, I mean, I don't know about you guys. 203 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,000 A lot better. Yeah, it could be a lot better. 204 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,080 But I mean, I just enjoy getting together and playing the game 205 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,640 with you guys and a few other people. 206 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:54,080 Join in and listen to it. I I look forward to Saturdays 207 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:54,960 almost every week. I. 208 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,480 Do too. I've I've put, I've put aside a 209 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,360 lot every Saturday to be here so. 210 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,320 And then Sunday. And. 211 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,880 All throughout the week when you're editing. 212 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,680 And because you don't, you know, you don't stop throughout the 213 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,560 week. I'm, I would imagine at least, 214 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,760 you know, I'm sure that probably takes at least a couple hours to 215 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,840 edit this stuff. Yeah. 216 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:19,320 So you put a lot into it. These balders, these balding 217 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:21,680 gates. Taste of anus. 218 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,200 A few days. Right. 219 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,720 Distaste of anus I Although I think it's a matter of opinion, 220 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:30,080 I happen to like the taste. You know that that doesn't shock 221 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,840 me. It's an acquired taste. 222 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,120 Yeah, well, I've acquired it all right. 223 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:38,120 Like to be here? I don't know. 224 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:41,000 I don't know you, beer tastes like piss. 225 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,960 It depends on what you're drinking though. 226 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,960 If you drinking the mass produced stuff and so I would, I 227 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,040 would agree. With you, I think it's all like 228 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,400 that. Yeah. 229 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:54,360 In my experience. Like the my I, I like ciders 230 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:58,280 because they're like not overly like bitter and like have like 231 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,000 that fermented taste that beer does. 232 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,640 Oh, I, I, I like the bitter, the fermented flavor. 233 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:09,600 So when we were in Kentucky, so when they do the, the initial 234 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,360 fermenting process takes anywhere from three to five days 235 00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:15,320 with the grains. And when we were at Angels Envy 236 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:20,600 Distillery, we got to actually taste what they call distillers 237 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:24,440 beer, which is generally at. So at least at their facility, 238 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:29,360 it's about 10% ABV. And they offered us a taste and 239 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:31,320 I was like, heck yeah, give me a taste of that stuff. 240 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,800 So they at the top of it kind of looks like if you let, I don't 241 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,600 know if you, if any of you have made bread before, it kind of 242 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,120 looks like the top if you let it. 243 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:43,200 I'm forgetting the term now so forgive me to if there's any big 244 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:47,360 rise. Not the rise, it's when you you 245 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:51,160 mix the yeast with warm water and usually some sugar to give 246 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:54,160 it something to eat so that it it bubbles at the top. 247 00:12:54,400 --> 00:13:00,800 I I cannot. Goon no, not goon no, Yeah. 248 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,760 Well, I mean, in a way, yeah, you do. 249 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,680 There's a term for it, and I can't remember what it is, but 250 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,920 so the top of it looks bubbly and foamy. 251 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,320 In fact, you can see it bubble in and you can kind of see the 252 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,160 gases escaping a little bit and it's kind of neat. 253 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,960 But like, I really liked the taste of that distiller's beer 254 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:18,000 And I most people, if they've ever tried it, would probably 255 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,240 think I was weird because it's it has kind of a sour flavor it 256 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,200 it. Taste. 257 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:26,480 It's called fermenting it. It so there's a, there's a it's, 258 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,800 yes, it is, that is fermenting, but there's a process that I'm 259 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,880 trying to relate it to. Like when you make bread proof, 260 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,680 it's when you let it proof, you let your yeast start to to eat 261 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,720 and it. And so before you put it into 262 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,480 your bread mix with the dry ingredients, it kind of looks 263 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,320 like that the top kind of gets foamy. 264 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,480 It's like a brown foam, almost like the head to a beer. 265 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,760 Yeah. Like if it's a dog with rabies. 266 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,000 Sort of, yes. Yeah, exactly. 267 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,040 There's no better way to put it, really. 268 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:59,000 Honestly, but yeah, that was that was that was actually kind 269 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,760 of tasty. It had bits of the grains in it 270 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,600 and I I kind of liked it. Everybody. 271 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,560 One lady was a lady next to me. She's like, oh, no, I'll try it. 272 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,720 It's really gross. I had it at another facility, 273 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:09,640 but give me that. I'm going to try that. 274 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,160 I'm not going to. I don't care what you say. 275 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,760 Give me that crap. Give me that crap, yeah. 276 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:17,880 It was it was and it was kind of like there was a it was sour, 277 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:22,360 you know, but it it had kind of a beer ish kind of flavor. 278 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,520 You can taste the alcohol in it. I love a. 279 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,520 Sour beverage. It was. 280 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,040 Interesting. It was definitely interesting. 281 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,040 You had to chew it a little bit, you know, because there's bits 282 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,600 of green in it. But yeah, if there's any bourbon 283 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,120 levers out there, go to Kentucky, visit some 284 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,360 distilleries. Kentucky, nothing fun. 285 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,160 It was a lot of fun. It was really informative. 286 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,680 I don't want. To bang my sister. 287 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,000 Oh. Come on now. 288 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,960 That's Alabama. You're the one that said that 289 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,280 you were going to go to Kentucky to do weird stuff with your 290 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,200 brother. Yeah, you did say. 291 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,120 That. Yeah, but he had a thing he 292 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,480 didn't want to, he didn't want to sleep in the same bed. 293 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,080 I had a really nice place, you know, all planned and. 294 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,800 And he was like, yeah, so where's the other bedroom? 295 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,880 And I was like, well, what? We can't share a bed like home, 296 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,440 sweetheart. And he's like, no, we're not 297 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,600 doing that. So yeah, we didn't. 298 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,360 So whatever. I figured while in Kentucky, you 299 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,000 know, do what the Kentuckians do. 300 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:19,280 But sex? Sex. 301 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:22,240 We did it in the SO where we stayed. 302 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,760 I told him to. Do that I. 303 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:28,160 Used Verbo and the reason I used verbo is because it's supposed 304 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:31,240 to be, you know, you're not staying with your host because 305 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,400 that's, you know, I guess that's, that can happen in 306 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,960 Airbnb. So they, they kind of attack 307 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,200 Airbnb. You know, I, I know, I think 308 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,280 Danny had that happen once. He told me when they went to 309 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,800 Louisiana. But yeah, I I totally looked 310 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,240 past the, the part where it's. So all I saw was like grandma's 311 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:50,720 cottage, but then it said duplex and I totally missed that. 312 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:53,920 So we were actually staying like it was a duplex. 313 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:57,280 So and the guy, the guy that we were renting from was living 314 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,240 next door. But it was the description was, 315 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,280 was right. It was like staying in grandma's 316 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,200 house and it was very quiet. But it was more than a duplex. 317 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,160 It was more like a triplex because then there was somebody 318 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,960 above us. But I mean, we weren't there but 319 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,000 to sleep anyway. Sex. 320 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,160 Yeah, almost. What? 321 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:19,600 What Almost. Almost. 322 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,640 Just don't go to a place called Cheetahs. 323 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,720 It's no good sounds. Like cheating? 324 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,680 Yeah. It could have been not. 325 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:31,080 For me though. Not my cup. 326 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,840 Of tea. OK, Definitely not. 327 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,160 Oh man, man. Tea is so good. 328 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,320 Heckins yeah, I got some coffee right now. 329 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,960 I did just have an old fashioned made with Blanton's and it was 330 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,160 it was pretty good. I have. 331 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,880 An idea for tonight? What's that? 332 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,240 He has an idea. I'm all yours. 333 00:16:52,600 --> 00:17:04,720 Oh. Yes. 334 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,040 I want to throw you guys for loop. 335 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:12,359 Would you let me do that? Sure. 336 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,800 OK. No, I'll say. 337 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,800 No, get out of here, Alex. So you can, you are here, yeah. 338 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,760 That's why I clapped. I am. 339 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,359 Here, he's here. I thought it was Danny. 340 00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:30,200 I just heard somebody enter and then I thought, Alex, turn on. 341 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,960 Your camera, because I want to see what you're eating this 342 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,000 time. Yeah, I. 343 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:38,160 Do want to see you too actually make? 344 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,440 Me dead gum hungry. It's not fair to do to a fat 345 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,800 kid. Doggone it a. 346 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:46,440 Lot I like. Big foods, and he's always 347 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,400 eating big foods, no foods. Bigger than him? 348 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,800 I think most of the time there. Goes Danny. 349 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,520 By Danny, Let's not. Let's not have had any sound or 350 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,440 something. I hate it here, no. 351 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,200 He's back. Welcome back, Danny. 352 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,040 He's. Back all right. 353 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,440 And Alex froze. And. 354 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:09,760 Yeah, he did. I'm waiting for that burrito to 355 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:13,440 come out though. Burrito or Cal? 356 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,920 Last week was a calzone dad gum. That thing looked good. 357 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,600 Calzone, I didn't see it. Yeah, he did. 358 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,920 That thing was massive 0. Dang it. 359 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,160 Was like 6 feet long. East. 360 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,520 OK, I'm screenshotting this. That's a good one. 361 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,360 It is. Skinny. 362 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,760 Skinny kid over here eating massive amounts of food and 363 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,440 still skinny. I hate you skinny. 364 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:41,840 That's another good one. Skinny kids eating lots of food. 365 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,680 Hi Danny, how you doing? I love. 366 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,480 You can you hear mouse naked for you you. 367 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,480 Liar. Nope. 368 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:51,480 No. Video. 369 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,480 No proof. You can't see anything. 370 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,320 Not without video. What? 371 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,680 Not without video My. Thing froze. 372 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,120 Yeah. It still says your video's off. 373 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,040 Liar. It froze. 374 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,840 I am naked it still. Says your video's off, not. 375 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:11,160 Naked Danny. Go into your video and audio 376 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,480 whatever settings and make sure that doesn't get reset the 377 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,880 default 'cause that's what happened to me last week as. 378 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,960 Well, so quiet. It's been an update that did 379 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:19,640 that. What is it? 380 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,760 Oh. My SO last week. 381 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,240 Hey. I can hear you. 382 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,840 I can hear you. Oh, OK, God. 383 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:32,640 Dang it, boy. Uh oh. 384 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:37,320 So yeah, Alex. All my stuff, all my audio 385 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,360 settings got reset to default and I sounded really quiet on 386 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,720 the recording last week. Yeah, Joey, we can't talk about, 387 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,880 we can't talk about live wire last night. 388 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,800 And so I found a hard undo. Live wire. 389 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,080 Live Wire No. Way. 390 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:55,000 Oh, a hard mountain do yeah. It's pretty. 391 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,080 It's pretty taste. I'm hard too, actually. 392 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,280 I'm always hard you. Just need. 393 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,720 You just need an old fashioned. That's what you need. 394 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,680 No, I need about three more of these. 395 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,760 I'll be good for the night. Three, yeah. 396 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,600 It's only 5% per hour for alcohol volume, so it's pretty 397 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,800 lightweight alcohol. Is alcohol is alcohol, Yeah. 398 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:21,080 I had a big one. I had a drinking stream on 399 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,360 Wednesday. They. 400 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:27,320 Did I did. 20. 24 ounces. I was playing out, I was playing 401 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:31,000 Eldon Ring, the new DLC, and I'm stuck on the final boss because 402 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:36,440 Redonna is bullshit and I I just kept drinking throughout the 403 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,560 entire thing that sounds. Funny that'll that'll. 404 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:40,960 Help your game play. It's not my. 405 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,920 Fault I was having, I was having a good day and then the city of 406 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:49,120 Fort Dodd sent me something and it's it made me all sad. 407 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:52,280 So now I need a drink again. I see, that's the reason why I 408 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,280 was drinking on Wednesday, because something sad happened 409 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,520 to me too. They sent you something? 410 00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:59,040 Yeah. It's like a yeah, it's like a 411 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,160 it's a book that says Lift up thine eyes. 412 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:08,160 Memorial memoriam of Morgan. Oh, it's like a. 413 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:12,280 It's like a hey rarely is rarely in our mental or spiritual 414 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,760 strength is tested so much as when we experience the loss of a 415 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,440 loved one. Realizing this and wishing to 416 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,720 help, we've arranged for you to receive the personalized 417 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,560 memorial volume. What was it? 418 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:23,560 A it's message a little easier sorrow and help strengthen your 419 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,600 spirit. That's cool. 420 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,960 They did that, Brown. Shoe Fit, Kirsten Realty, Jim's 421 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:31,800 Carpet One, Brookstone Inn, Hy Vee, Availa Bank and Lofas 422 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:32,880 Wireless. Were they? 423 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,520 Coupons send you send you coupons or no it's. 424 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:41,840 Like a book of like, like, oh, grieving gratuity and 425 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,440 gratatuity. I can't read sorry and guilt. 426 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,520 And then like it goes through the Old Testament and talks 427 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,640 about like people that lost their loved ones and you know 428 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:57,480 what they did and like goes to Isaac and Moses and Jacob and. 429 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:01,120 Really does that at. Least come with a free koozie or 430 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,080 something. Came with like thank you notes 431 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,520 Esther Daniel. It's like a guy in the grief. 432 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,600 Don't let your friends help. Allow yourself to grieve. 433 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,160 Seek information. Don't make hasty decisions. 434 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,320 And then it like goes to the New Testament and it talks about 435 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,800 like the disciples. All pretty good. 436 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,800 Advice. It's a huge blitz to all the New 437 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,400 Testament as well. What? 438 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,280 Is a what is a grocery store like IV have to do with Jebus? 439 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,920 I don't know. Making sure the masses don't 440 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:34,720 hear about him. Not translating the Bible into 441 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,520 Greek. Apparently in this in this 442 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,800 instance it's all. Greek to me it's. 443 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:46,520 K Nege on that day, Ray. Yeah, while you guys are 444 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:50,760 talking, just pick out a Viet Vietnam soldier as your token. 445 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:55,000 Like as a picture or? Yeah, it's just the picture. 446 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Or you can, you can screenshot your butt hole for all I care. 447 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,600 I just need a token from you guys, see? 448 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:02,440 Can I do? Can I do Please don't do. 449 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,200 That actually, no, don't do that. 450 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,880 Is that a scary with? My other ones that I have. 451 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:13,320 Cheddar, you need to wipe more. I don't understand. 452 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,200 Oh no, it's weird, but you will. Never be. 453 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:16,840 I don't. Shave. 454 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,320 I don't shave my taint. I don't shave my taint. 455 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,920 You should. I don't shave mine. 456 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,480 Either I use Nair you. Should that's good. 457 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:28,160 Job, Alex. Good job buddy, because. 458 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,200 Nothing more gross than a hairy butt that's. 459 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,840 Right. Amen. 460 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,640 I like my. Hairy butt though, I love. 461 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,160 My hairy butt. Yeah, I. 462 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,080 Like my I like my hair butt. Gross. 463 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,520 Hey. Tickled don't near. 464 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:44,720 Anything else, just my butt. You don't really have any other 465 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,440 hair honestly. Yeah, see, I don't, I don't 466 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,320 really. I don't really wipe though. 467 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,480 I use a vacuum cleaner. I don't. 468 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:56,080 Either I use a bidet, I don't, I use a vacuum. 469 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,440 That'll work. Yeah, it's kind. 470 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,400 Of my pee pee, my diet. Consists of nothing. 471 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:05,240 It's hot sauce, so everything is liquefied inside so I don't need 472 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,480 to wipe. It just drops out hot sauce. 473 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,360 You can eat some food and then. Drink a bottle of hot sauce just 474 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,120 to make sure it gets liquefied in his stomach it. 475 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,520 Just drips out, I don't have to do anything. 476 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:20,080 It's like an IV drip, which. Works perfectly for the last. 477 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,360 One instead of like in general. Instead. 478 00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,800 Of like saline and water. It's just hot sauce. 479 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,720 Oh my sauce. And butt juice. 480 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,560 And butt juice. No. 481 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,720 Oh, you guys are going to love this. 482 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,560 I can't wait for this. I got I got, I got two. 483 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,240 I got two. I really. 484 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,600 Hope no one else takes what I'm putting in. 485 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,920 I know, I know. Nobody's taking. 486 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,720 Danny's the only one that's going to know what to expect. 487 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:55,080 In this one. So this is going to be another, 488 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:59,920 you know, it's gonna. Be real. 489 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,640 Yeah, it's gonna. Be real simple, didn't even. 490 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,760 Need me? You didn't even need me tonight. 491 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,320 You don't want. To play if you don't want to 492 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,240 play, you. Don't even play. 493 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:08,640 I got to. Play. 494 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,600 I signed in, you made me sign in. 495 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,000 I think you came to my house and said something about you'll kill 496 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,640 me and eat my children if I don't sign in. 497 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,000 And I was like, oh, I don't. Send it to you, No. 498 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:25,800 No, what I suppose this said is if you don't join on, I will 499 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,080 suck you off. OK, it's going in. 500 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,960 Where do you want here character? 501 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,840 Sheets, that's a gross. Character sheets, all right. 502 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:39,880 Nasty. Goblin. 503 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,480 Guy Goblin. Guy. 504 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:47,600 That's my Vietnam soldier. That's his name. 505 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:51,760 Goblin Guy. No, that, no, that's bowl me. 506 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,360 Combo. I'm, I'm excited about this. 507 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,440 I've been wanting to do this character for a while. 508 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,520 For those who for those who want to know what I put in, I put in 509 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,920 Mel Gibson from We were soldiers. 510 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,040 That's the. One I. 511 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,160 Use. I'm kidding. 512 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,160 No, I'm just kidding. Finishing. 513 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,800 Up my image as we use your lose loser. 514 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,160 That's kind. Of nice, let's go be full am I 515 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,040 just? Sending it to you Joe via 516 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,080 discord or what? You can you can character 517 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,040 sheets. Otherwise, I'll leave it here. 518 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,080 So I. Mean you hate it here I want. 519 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:25,520 I want all your listeners to know that that Bob, Bob Ross was 520 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,560 actually in the the Vietnam War. Yeah. 521 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,040 He. Was a Sergeant, wasn't he? 522 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:32,560 He was a. Master Sergeant, Yes. 523 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,440 Yes, Alex, that's hilarious. Of. 524 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:45,400 Course, Isaac. Isaac last name playing another 525 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,640 dude playing Isaac. What's Isaac last name? 526 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,080 Isaac. Was it? 527 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,240 Isaac Seville. All right. 528 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,040 This is going. To be Martin. 529 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,800 This is going to be Martin Seville. 530 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,560 Isaac's Isaac's grandpa. Yes. 531 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,760 Yeah. This horrible habit of 532 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:05,080 blackfacing the whole time. So I got a question. 533 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,680 It's a. Horrible habit, really. 534 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:14,560 A a character question Danny what was Homeland's homeless 535 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,280 Jim's last name? Or is it just homeless Jim I 536 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,400 remember? That has never been 537 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,080 declassified. Not true, not true. 538 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,000 I don't think it is. I know it actually his last. 539 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,840 Name's Jim. His first name's homeless Death 540 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,560 certificate. Homeless, Jim, you said? 541 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,440 In episode one and I quote Jim is Jimothy Smith. 542 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,160 Oh, Jimothy. Yeah, I remember. 543 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,160 I remember. Smith like it was. 544 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,200 Jimothy Smith, OH. Man, I just, yeah, all my 545 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,680 characters of murder hobos. He was an actual hobo. 546 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,320 He was he. Was so. 547 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,440 My my character is going to be a murder hobo. 548 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:54,240 And I also if you click the link above my token, that will also 549 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,120 show you a more accurate picture of what he what Bob Ross 550 00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:00,080 actually looked like. Robert Ross, excuse me, what he 551 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,160 actually looked like while he was in Vietnam. 552 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,760 He was, he actually was a gunner, so that. 553 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,680 Was the war he was in interesting? 554 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,840 Oh, did you want me to make a token or Nope. 555 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,600 I don't know. How to make a token? 556 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,680 Oh, I thought you. Said you wanted the. 557 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,000 Token. I'm throwing them all. 558 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,720 Yeah, pictures I made. A token. 559 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,040 Thank you. You actually made one. 560 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,120 I threw. I threw them all up in token 561 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,160 stamp. Post it. 562 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,560 Oh. No, it's easy to do. 563 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,280 Post the baby, post the baby girl, throw it at me. 564 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,480 Actually, I think I think that's all. 565 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,040 Actually, I think I think I'd rather redo this Joey. 566 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,320 OK, I'm going to read. I'm going to redo it to this 567 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,240 guy. It's. 568 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,960 Fine, I like this. I like this one better. 569 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,920 I didn't know this existed. OK. 570 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,000 Do you want us to come up with names too? 571 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,680 I just dropped it. Ideally, yes, 572 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,800 yes, we're going to have fun tonight. 573 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,200 I didn't know. I didn't know how tonight was 574 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,560 going to turn out. We're going to have fun tonight. 575 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:23,680 Oh, no, yes. Get my doctorate. 576 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,760 I. Updated the video channel 577 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:30,680 status. There we go, Doctor Phil was a 578 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:34,920 nom. So much better, I sure. 579 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,920 Was hey there. Hey there, Doctor Bob, I'm so 580 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,360 glad to see you seem like a happy little fellow. 581 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,600 You said you're redoing yours, Bob. 582 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:45,680 Yeah, I. Did. 583 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,120 Oh, I'm going to hit. It's in there. 584 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,160 Inspect it, make sure you ain't got no crabs. 585 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,760 Trying to get my medical license after all. 586 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,560 Hold on, hold on. I'm. 587 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,280 Going to cut down. This happy little tree over 588 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,280 here. Wait. 589 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,920 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 590 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:17,960 Awesome. No wrong one. 591 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:28,600 Yeah, what do you say I? Don't know why whenever I look 592 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:32,080 at Isaac Alex's character, I think of Tropic Thunder. 593 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,200 That's. What? 594 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:42,520 It's from. Melvin, that's Marvin Seville. 595 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,840 I'll go have a great show in Isaac. 596 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,400 Let me tell you, show them we're. 597 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,280 Both going to be. Under the ambition that we have 598 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:56,680 the. Bad habit we got into every time 599 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,680 when he. Goes to sleep I'm. 600 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,680 So excited. This is going to be good. 601 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,120 What's your what's your character's name? 602 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,280 Bob Ross. We have a. 603 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,840 Doctor, we have a doctor Bob. So we're going to have to Bob. 604 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,080 Yeah, you. You can call me Bobby Ross. 605 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,160 You can. Just call me by my real name 606 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:27,520 Jack. See, I changed my name to Bob 607 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,440 because of my good friend Bob. Is your name Mel Gibson Cheddar? 608 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:36,400 No. Let's. 609 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,960 Do Private Ryan. No, I. 610 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,880 Was going to say Nelson we're. Private Ryan. 611 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:52,680 Let's do Nelson, Nelson. I'm a nerd, just. 612 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,760 Go with Nelson Smith. That'd be funny. 613 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,280 Go down the. Abbey Road, I dare you. 614 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,240 I've been, I've been watching The Rights of Gemstones, Danny 615 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:05,800 Slits. I think I'm almost done with the 616 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,360 first season. Oh. 617 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,080 Yeah, wait till baby Billy does some crazy stuff. 618 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:15,440 Oh, baby Billy. Oh geez. 619 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,520 Oh, if we're doing Tropic Thunder, I should do. 620 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,720 I should have done the Jack Black character. 621 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:29,560 Just got to get my special powder. 622 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,800 This. The name of this session is 623 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,840 going to be the Tropic Thunder from Down Under. 624 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:42,560 There you go, the. Chlamydia Squad 625 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,200 Hold on, I got a case of the drippy penis. 626 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,400 Let me. Slurp that in for you. 627 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,120 Doctor Bob. Doctor Bob. 628 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,000 It's me, Doctor Brett. Can you help me with this drippy 629 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:05,520 penis? Yeah. 630 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,440 You're gonna give me this little saline solution, so I just. 631 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:13,600 Want you guys to know there's there's no mistakes, just happy 632 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:24,040 little accidents. An effeminate male version of 633 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,680 the really fat mermaid from Pirate Board. 634 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:46,640 This is supposed to be with the black paint of another dude. 635 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,240 My grandchildren's don't be the same way. 636 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,400 You know, if I hear the trees talking, I just knock them over 637 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,240 with my body. We don't like trees. 638 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:02,080 Talking to medical condition, it's called Vietnamese itis. 639 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,680 Vietnamese just got to light. The trees on fire makes the 640 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:10,120 voices go away. Little little bit of little bit 641 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,920 of Agent Orange over here they scream for. 642 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,880 A bit, but it happens. Trees scream, but it's all 643 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,400 right, it goes away. Just you can't hear it again 644 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,280 until you know, at night when you're trying to close your eyes 645 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,199 to sleep and all you can hear is the screaming and crying of 646 00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:25,920 little children. Knock. 647 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,800 Going on Knock. Going knock going are you here 648 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,719 if you try to sleep? You can do anything you want. 649 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,960 This is your world. I want to help you. 650 00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:45,159 Bobby, you should run. There's no accidents, no, no 651 00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:47,520 mistakes, just happy little accidents I have. 652 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,520 An accident in my pants. Pretty happy. 653 00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,719 Oh, that's. Good to hear that means you're 654 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,360 happy in my. Platoon, we call that fear. 655 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,320 Understand the fear. Of a man being a friend. 656 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,480 For his life, just because the color he puts on his skin. 657 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,600 This is the color he puts on his skin. 658 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,400 We don't. Laugh because we feel good. 659 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,920 Let's feel good because we laugh. 660 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:19,480 Kind of hippie mumble black. On my skin and I hide from. 661 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,600 Those groups and you boys are color nations are racist. 662 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:25,000 I can't even believe. It. 663 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,960 I. Marched with Martin Luther King 664 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,560 and brotherhood and solidarity. But actually should be a 665 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,040 brother. You're not even black, you're a 666 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,200 white, is there? Going to be a 20 dude laying a. 667 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,800 White dude, yes. Who's? 668 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,400 The guys of another two. I don't. 669 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:44,440 Expect you to understand. No, you can't go full retard 670 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:48,040 because you can come. Back from that, you never go 671 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:54,280 free. Yes, it's only happy little. 672 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,040 Accident. Start. 673 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:59,280 Giving like you just blast. Someone in the face. 674 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,920 To. Start doing acting lessons. 675 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,480 Middle bat, middle of the battle. 676 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:04,560 It's. Just called. 677 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,840 Thinking Sam, did you see Sam's comment and memes? 678 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,440 He said. What did the upgrade come out 679 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:15,120 for that one? Yeah, it's just. 680 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,720 Called Vietnam. Come on, Joe, You're better than 681 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,640 that. Yeah. 682 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,800 Come on, Joe, And what? Else does it need to be? 683 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:27,480 It's not a Thunder no under. Well, if we're going to be in 684 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:32,800 the homeless Ginsen like backyard, it has to have 685 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:38,680 something creative, you know? Yeah, something creative. 686 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,280 A little happy. Little accident right over here. 687 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,480 Ever make a mistake? Just make it into a bird. 688 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:49,800 There's a bird right there. Did you call me Doctor Bob? 689 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,080 Bobby? This isn't the 50s. 690 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,600 We don't call women birds anymore. 691 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,480 I'm watching Tropic Thunder. I know how to get in the get in 692 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:06,800 the character. Oh my goodness, I just oh man, I 693 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,600 just had this idea just now. So I love it. 694 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,240 It's very it's on the curriculum. 695 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,760 I was going through the curriculum because I'm like, 696 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,160 what the heck are we going to do tonight? 697 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,840 And Oh, you made. It into a Google doc What? 698 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,080 The curriculum is. Pong wipe. 699 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:27,240 Out of this time by shotgun. I can't wait for mothership. 700 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,000 You're. Dropping bombs. 701 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:40,680 Jump scare. I know this is extremely off 702 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,720 topic, but you guys see the break dancing for the Olympics? 703 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,120 There's a. Break dancing. 704 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,040 I didn't want anything for the Olympics. 705 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,120 Oh. Man you want to see if I can't 706 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,000 drop it in discord? No. 707 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:52,920 It's the. Funniest thing ever. 708 00:37:53,520 --> 00:38:00,000 I just posted the. Other Oh, did you guys, have you 709 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:06,520 guys seen the there's like a new trend of no, there's a new trend 710 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,800 of memes going around is like, Yep, I ain't I ain't going to 711 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,680 the Olympics in 2024, guys, I'm sorry. 712 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,440 And it's just like people. Trying to do like. 713 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,440 These like tricks and they just epically fail. 714 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,360 It's. Like, yeah, I didn't qualify for 715 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:23,320 the 2024 Olympics this year. I've been seeing those I. 716 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,480 Did, but I turned it down. What you qualified for? 717 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:31,040 There's a there's a lesser known thing. 718 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:31,760 Yeah. What's? 719 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,120 It called. Porn. 720 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,880 Blow. Jobs blow. 721 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,400 Jobs. Nice, I like that. 722 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,200 One. Yeah. 723 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,600 Sick. I turned down the opportunity to 724 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,840 kill a bunch of whores. What? 725 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:48,960 Or what? I'll be right back, guys. 726 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,440 I got to step away for a SEC. Love it here. 727 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:57,520 It's a new Olympic sport. You just kill as many horses. 728 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,320 I I. Posted one in in memes. 729 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,280 Actually it's. AP Hold on, I'll be back. 730 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,040 Oh, oh, where's the where's the one where the the chick is 731 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,480 trying to dive off a diving board, doesn't the. 732 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,960 Diving board like break on or something? 733 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,880 Like on or something. No, I found it. 734 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,200 I I posted it she did like she didn't. 735 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,000 She didn't even try it. Just. 736 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:34,200 Oh yeah, I have seen this one. Oh man, she didn't even. 737 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,680 Like do a full rotation she just flops. 738 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:41,280 That's all it takes, man. I I can go to the Olympics. 739 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,480 Yeah. Michael Phelps Who? 740 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,440 I. Left a meeting the other day at 741 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,200 work and to get to my office I have to cross to the break room 742 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,440 and they were watching the Olympics on the TV and it was 743 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,480 beach volleyball was going on. I mean, it's beach volleyball. 744 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,000 So of course I stopped to watch it, right? 745 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:05,960 Yeah, then yeah. A thought entered my brain, said 746 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,840 it out loud, and the longer I think about it, more sense it 747 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,160 makes. Where is the fat white guys 748 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,680 playing volleyball at the Olympics just drinking beer the 749 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:18,240 whole time? Those guys are monsters, I know. 750 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:23,760 I I want to watch that. Just imagine a bunch of fat fat 751 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,600 Americans and fat Brazilians. Just. 752 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,160 Yelling at each other. They can't understand a Dang 753 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,360 word they're saying to each other. 754 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,920 And they have. And they have to defeat the 755 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,120 almighty champions, the Trailer Park Boys. 756 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:48,760 Oh man, greasy greasy. Oh man, I want to I want to go 757 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,000 back and watch Trailer Park Boys. 758 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,720 That show was so funny. I. 759 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:56,040 Was going to start re watching it again today on season one but 760 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,040 then I saw that they had a prison break to Netflix and I 761 00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,960 was like oh cool I've been wanting to watch this again for 762 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,840 forever so I started re watching prison break. 763 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,320 Is it good and break? Yeah. 764 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,760 The first season was pretty good, at least from what I 765 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:12,160 remembered. You were absolutely addicted to 766 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,360 that show, no? It was good. 767 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:15,200 You should. Watch. 768 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,320 Delicious and Dungeon if you like anime, I. 769 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,120 Don't. I'm very selective on the anime 770 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,400 that I like. Oh. 771 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,240 It's OK. You probably like anime. 772 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,440 That's funny, right? I have a feeling. 773 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,520 So you like funny anime? Do you like One Punch? 774 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,360 I do like what punch. It's. 775 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,560 One of the funniest. It's one of the funniest animes 776 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,280 I've ever seen. It's really hilarious. 777 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,680 I don't know. One Punch is pretty funny too, 778 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,360 because the guy that's the villains going around and he's 779 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:45,080 like taking out all the top superheroes and, you know, he 780 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:48,120 comes across, you know, One Punch Man, who's like, AC rated 781 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,000 hero. Yeah, like this guy isn't 782 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,280 anything. So we try to take him out and 783 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,760 One Punch thinks it's just this random guy that's just mugging 784 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,680 people and like blows him through a wall. 785 00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,880 I'm curious. I love that show. 786 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,760 I like Attack on Titan. Attack on Titan is pretty cool. 787 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,920 Vinland Saga. That's another one that I like 788 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:07,960 pretty. I want to. 789 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,800 Watch that one. Because Vinland Saga is in the 790 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:16,760 same like branches as like Berserk and I love Berserk, hate 791 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:20,480 the anime because they did it completely wrong but I love the 792 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,440 manga. Yeah. 793 00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:25,560 Vinland Saga is fantastic, but I was hooked to the first episode. 794 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:32,200 Yeah, Dragon Ball Z guy. There's a there's another one 795 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,480 like Vinland Saga. It's called Vagabond. 796 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:38,440 Yeah, I've heard of that. The only problem is is that it's 797 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,320 not on. It's not animated yet, but it 798 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:47,120 has like 3-3. It has a bunch of novels out 799 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,240 already and not novels like. Manga. 800 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,720 Yeah, manga. They're that's what they're 801 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:55,720 called, yeah. There there's one called the 802 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:58,080 parasite. I think is what it is I. 803 00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,640 Don't that. That's garbage. 804 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,760 Garbage. I got like four or five. 805 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,160 Episodes into it and I was. Like it's an. 806 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,680 Interesting concept. I just I couldn't, I couldn't 807 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,800 get hooked. Really the the funniest. 808 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,520 Thing that come out of that in my opinion was when he was in 809 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,680 the bathroom, he was like he was just trying to he's trying to go 810 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,240 pee in the urinal and then Migi just comes out. 811 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,080 I was like do you need help with this? 812 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,360 What? What is this? 813 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,200 Finished Chernobyl. Oh yeah. 814 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,520 How'd you like it? I liked. 815 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,320 It it was really good. Maybe it was bad at the end. 816 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,760 Hauntingly good. Yeah, I would describe it. 817 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,720 It made you think, Made you think crazy. 818 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:35,760 Tragedy. Yeah. 819 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,720 Last of Us 2 trailer saw that, Yeah. 820 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,280 Looks pretty good. Looks pretty good. 821 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,960 House of the Dragon season for season 2 finale was kind of mid, 822 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,840 not gonna lie. Fair enough. 823 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,040 They're they're. Playing a long game, which is 824 00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:54,160 good, but and they're they're stringing you along. 825 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,600 As one would, yeah. And I wish the anime was better 826 00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,920 for this. I can't be I hear great things 827 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:09,360 about the books, I just. The TV is talking to us. 828 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,320 We must listen. Listen. 829 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,160 What does it say? It says Alex has a big Venus. 830 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,320 It's. It's it's saying stop by Ethel's 831 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,640 whorehouse to get a BOGO, buy one get one free hand job. 832 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:29,760 That that deal's gone now, so. The promotional thing is over. 833 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:30,600 It's. Over. 834 00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:34,400 It's over. So today, today and tomorrow 835 00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:39,880 only is go in and drop a new name drop that made me podcast. 836 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:43,920 You get to see Auntie Ethel herself and you could take an 837 00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:48,080 old fashioned gummy half off half off. 838 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:50,640 So I I've. Heard I've heard rumors that 839 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,360 next week's promotion is like a foot thing and I don't know if 840 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,360 we want to avoid that or not I'm I'm. 841 00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,360 So I'm playing it pretty close to the vest, OK. 842 00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,080 I'm working with the with the girls down there and we're 843 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,520 trying to come up with a good promotion. 844 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,400 I am asking for samples of everything because I listeners 845 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,880 and I don't know if this is going out listeners, I wouldn't, 846 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:11,240 I wouldn't give you a promotion if I didn't try myself first, 847 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:14,960 OK. OK, I'm glad you're. 848 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,520 Looking out, I am I am a man of the people. 849 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,040 If nothing else, I'm a man of the people. 850 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:24,080 Well, thank you, Penny. Go to Aunt Diablo's whorehouse. 851 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,920 You can be sure I've explored everything there, man. 852 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,320 Everything. We're all Eskimo brothers now. 853 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:29,960 Everything. Have you? 854 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:35,240 Has that has that that that bar reached out to you? 855 00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:43,000 Garbage man the one the gay bar. I don't know, I don't think I'm 856 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,920 allowed to comment on that. I've got an image to hold they. 857 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,160 They reached out to me saying that they want a partnership, 858 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,520 but you know, it's I just want to know if you got an I'm busy 859 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,320 with. Anti earth getting gummies. 860 00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:00,000 Really busy? Yeah, busy work, I thought. 861 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,720 Gummies were illegal, not in this. 862 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,720 State. That's a different kind of 863 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:07,600 gummy. Oh, she don't got teeth, only 864 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:08,720 gum. Thank God no. 865 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:14,080 She pulled them teeth out. That's right, boy, she she. 866 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:16,560 She shows you what happens back in the Korean War. 867 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:24,560 Yeah. How she survived, How she. 868 00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,320 How she survived. Making, Yeah. 869 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:31,800 Gammy NUM nums. Well, you're a tall drink of 870 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,800 water. Did you call me boy? 871 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:38,600 He called you water flirt. Me up, then gobble me squatting 872 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:43,080 drip down the side of me. Shower me in your essence. 873 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:44,680 That's beautiful. Do you know? 874 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:50,680 That a Weird Al is coming out with a new album and he parodied 875 00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:51,880 WAP? Oh no. 876 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:53,880 There's already a parody of WAP though. 877 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,080 That's. That's a white ass pancake. 878 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,400 There's fishies in the background. 879 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,320 Hello, I am under the water, your dad. 880 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,040 Is under the water. What is that? 881 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,240 There, boy, what are you? Eating fish. 882 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:14,240 Sandwich what you. Eating sandwich. 883 00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:18,160 Yeah, bring. Some for the whole class boy and 884 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,640 the. Other the Ethel smells like a 885 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,680 fish sandwich. I bet that smells like home. 886 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:24,400 Oh, I. Saw that drop? 887 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,560 Pick it up. It's that little. 888 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,640 Tartar sauce. That's what I call Auntie Ethel, 889 00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:32,800 my little tartar sauce. She gives me a little tartar. 890 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:33,640 Sauce. Yeah. 891 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:38,920 Little chunky and sour, but it's alright. 892 00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:40,880 It all goes down the same. It's. 893 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,200 OK, she calls me her little mayonnaise tube. 894 00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:55,240 No, she calls me the Duke because I'm the best man in 895 00:47:55,240 --> 00:48:00,120 brand out there. Oh no, I think. 896 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,640 This is why we went down to 20 listeners, yeah. 897 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:05,080 I feel. Like this would boost our 898 00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,720 numbers you. Think it's the anti ethos 899 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:10,000 promotion supposed to be helping us out but they're probably too 900 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,800 busy being whores and Broads to be listening to us, yeah? 901 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,840 The the anti ethos taking all of our audience. 902 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,040 Here you go. Auntie Ethos? 903 00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,120 Sorry, I'll beat some sense into her. 904 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,960 Yeah, she's kind of a whore. Whoa, you just got? 905 00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,080 To you just got to take away her Walker. 906 00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:34,040 Just waiting on Alex I. Think so when he gets back, I 907 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,480 think we'll. Relax, Alex. 908 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,280 Alex. Alex. 909 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:45,800 Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex Like a ninja. 910 00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:49,840 Alex. Oh yeah. 911 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:50,960 That's good. That's. 912 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,960 Going to be good. OK. 913 00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,920 Call me What's your funny notes? Have you guys? 914 00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,200 Seen Deadpool three you guys. Are like this. 915 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,760 I'm a single father with two children. 916 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,080 I don't have time to go anywhere. 917 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,840 Wolverine, Yeah. It's not Deadpool Three, you 918 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:15,360 idiot, you fascist. I thought you were going to call 919 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,320 me something else. I did too. 920 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,480 Oh, excuse. Me. 921 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,240 I think I was going to call you. Wow. 922 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,080 And Ryan's looked back in from the. 923 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,200 Depths. You mean faggot? 924 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,520 Faggot, faggot. Oh. 925 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,920 What our 20 Melissa is going to be really offended I. 926 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,360 Got to beat that one out boy faggot. 927 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,120 Yeah, I like. To drink some fago. 928 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,600 That's it. We only have 20 listeners. 929 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,160 I'm going to start saying some slurs. 930 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,240 I'm. Going to say some slurs and 931 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,240 boost those numbers up real quick. 932 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:53,000 I'll bleep it out I. Was going to say you're a blur 933 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,760 it out with the N word. Yeah, black. 934 00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:05,120 A black guy is superimposed over my voice saying that that's. 935 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,960 Kyler Ridley to quote. Adam, to quote Adam Driver 936 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,480 driving that truck, you black spear truck and piece. 937 00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:19,280 Of shit I. Am cancelled and. 938 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:24,880 I'm going to jail. Straight to jail, believe it or 939 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:31,040 not, no I haven't. I wish I had dynamic lighting. 940 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,000 I suck. I hate my life. 941 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:40,800 I hate. It Alec. 942 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,440 Alec I. Like I. 943 00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:54,600 Like it like that, Alec Melalic. What's? 944 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:58,800 Phallic Phallic Jimmy Fallon. Alec. 945 00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:03,840 Alec Baldwin. Rush, Alec Baldwin. 946 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,000 Alec Baldwin shot someone Tamala. 947 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:16,080 Harris, Alec. Jeez. 948 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:22,040 What was that? What was that old like teenage 949 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,040 spy book series? Alex Ryder, that's what it was. 950 00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,920 Yeah. Penis. 951 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,040 Penis. Peanuts. 952 00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:37,080 My peanuts I. Mean my penis. 953 00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:38,640 I'm out here. I'm out. 954 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,400 Here, straight jerking it and buy it. 955 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:45,600 Well, let's just say my peanuts. My. 956 00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:50,320 Peanuts. Straight jerking it. 957 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:56,520 Yeah, every time. Well. 958 00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,200 Let's just say. An idea just hit me. 959 00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:05,880 My peanuts. My peanuts. 960 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,880 Oh boy. You know we can start real soon 961 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,560 here. I think you guys are going to 962 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:10,960 like this. Excited. 963 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:12,880 I'm anxious. I want to get into it. 964 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:15,400 It's a. Simple, a very simple concept. 965 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,960 I mean, it's Z&D, so it's Zombies in Vietnam. 966 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:21,880 It's. A simple Jack. 967 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:26,120 But the way it's going to be executed, it's really funny. 968 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:27,560 It's. Funny. 969 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,760 Well, please don't leave. It's me. 970 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,480 Simple Jack, I'm. Jerking it? 971 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,800 No, it's. Straight jerking it straight. 972 00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:38,760 I'm jerking my. Peanuts. 973 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,040 I mean my peanuts. Well. 974 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,320 My, I mean my peanuts, of course. 975 00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,160 Peanuts, of course. I wouldn't be jerking anything 976 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:49,840 else, ladies and gentlemen. Yes. 977 00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,760 You bunch of idiots need to shut up before I agent. 978 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,920 Orange is kidding. You can see cameras out in the 979 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:58,360 woods. Because I'm going to shoot you 980 00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,440 and then make your head pop like a pumpkin. 981 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,000 We'll cover my. Balls and peanut butter. 982 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:05,120 Bob. Ross. 983 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,720 Yeah, well put. My put peanut butter on my 984 00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:10,480 balls. And put me on. 985 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,120 An Ant hill. That's Bob Ross. 986 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,680 I've got my bar with take a Taser. 987 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:18,200 In my tank, call me Sam, it's Bob Ross. 988 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:25,280 Oh man, should I have Haggis join you guys it. 989 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,160 Wouldn't be Z&D without the fella. 990 00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,360 Or should he just be beginning? Yeah, that's the idea. 991 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,080 Yeah, he was going to be we got. To save him. 992 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:35,280 Oh my. Well. 993 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,040 P&W can't it's. It's someone else you have to 994 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:41,040 save, but that's saving Private. Ryan But it's saving Lieutenant 995 00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:43,160 Haggis. Saving. 996 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:48,800 Saving Captain Haggis. That tag is straight up jerk in 997 00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:49,640 it. Oh, wait. 998 00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,560 That's a better idea. I mean, it's payments. 999 00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:57,960 I mean, it's payments. Well, let's just say my peanuts. 1000 00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,680 Of course Oprah's not going. To be happy with me on this.