1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:07,640 The Main Menu podcast presents Z&D under the table. 2 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,320 He's here. He's alive. 3 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,640 We missed you. I called in SWAT, dude, did you 4 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,240 hear? Did you hear them break down 5 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:24,560 your door to see if you were OK? That's. 6 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:26,120 Who? I shot them all. 7 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:30,000 Yeah, no, yeah, your. Your little 9mm broke through 8 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,880 their military grade bulletproof vest for sure I believe. 9 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:36,560 That I I aimed for the next. That's fair. 10 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,640 You John wicked. It you, John Wicked? 11 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,440 It OK? I did, yeah. 12 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:43,800 OK. That's not true. 13 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,320 That's not. True, you didn't do that for. 14 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:51,400 Legal reasons That is a joke. Yes. 15 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:57,560 Purely satire. Yes, we love and support. 16 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:01,880 We love and support our local police and other people's local 17 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,520 police. Yeah, I guess. 18 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,280 Just not Chicago's. Yeah, screw those guys. 19 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:07,920 Yeah. Just kidding. 20 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,480 They're not. They're not existent. 21 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:11,920 They're not there. And it's not their fault. 22 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:13,200 They're not, but they're just not there. 23 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:18,280 You don't support the police. Oh, I was going to say, you 24 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,520 don't support the police. Good luck with that, man. 25 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,640 Do you fund? Fund the casinos. 26 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:29,920 So yes, I was gone last week weekend and I'm sorry, 'cause. 27 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:32,400 I give you baby. Well, like I said, I had a 28 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,720 migraine. I was like, OK, I'm gonna, I'm 29 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:38,160 gonna take a nap so I can sleep this off and then be, be ready 30 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:41,000 for the podcast because otherwise my head was hurt and 31 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,120 real bad. And I got in, I fell asleep. 32 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,400 And the next time I woke up, it was pitch black outside and I, 33 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,760 and I woke up, my mouth was dry and all, and I, and I felt like 34 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:54,120 I just got done with like, like a, like a tour in Iraq or 35 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:58,520 sometimes what happened? I look at the time and it's 1:30 36 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,040 in the morning. I'm like, oh Gee. 37 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:04,640 I think I slept through the podcast I, I. 38 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:09,680 Just glad. I'm like. 39 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,000 Hey, we I had, I had pretty. Concerned. 40 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,240 Yeah, I had messages from everyone. 41 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,480 I was like, I haven't. Felt this. 42 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:22,040 This wanted in years. I mean, it's an indication you 43 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,480 must have taken some some powerful medication. 44 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,040 I was at your house dry humping your leg trying to get you out. 45 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:33,880 Yeah, that's didn't work, so. You send, you send SWAT, and 46 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:37,480 then you just hump my leg, Yeah. Yeah, well, we told we told the 47 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,560 SWAT to hump your leg, but they refused, so. 48 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,000 Oh. If I I just step. 49 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,880 In you gotta do. It I get it, I get it, it's 50 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,720 unprofessional, but you know, I get. 51 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,000 Yeah, slightly. I guess I'll do it. 52 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,000 Myself. OK, so you know. 53 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,320 The whole thing, the whole means like going around where 54 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,840 everyone's like carrying a tablet and like it's when they 55 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,640 do something kind for someone, they pan the camera and it says 56 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:02,000 leave tip. Imagine the SWAT team having 57 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,080 something like that, Like they SWAT your house, you know, like 58 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,240 put you in restraints and all that, point guns at you and then 59 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,160 one of them comes up and says leave tip. 60 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:15,120 Yeah. Support your local Police 61 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,520 Department. Tip us. 62 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,520 Yeah, not necessary, but always appreciated. 63 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:24,640 I don't know why, but every time, why are our funds going 64 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:27,440 down? We, we, we, we would try to 65 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,080 leave a tip at every house that we swat in the rest, yeah. 66 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,280 What the? Hell yeah helps out. 67 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,680 We should do that for our for the episodes on the podcast 68 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:47,960 SWAT, No swat each other. I was going to say, leave tips, 69 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,080 right, you know? Yeah, I'm telling you, he's got 70 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,040 like a lot of drugs in his house. 71 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:55,080 Like he was joking. He said he was joking but he had 72 00:03:55,080 --> 00:04:00,040 like 10 kilos of cocaine. I know for a. 73 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,960 Fact that there's one at least one woman in his closet. 74 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:12,320 You told him. Yeah, what we talked about last 75 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,240 week was more diabolical than I thought before we got to the. 76 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:19,000 It's always when I'm gone. Episodes dropping Monday. 77 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:23,200 We thought of another tier list and we decided on kink tier 78 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,800 list. Horrible idea. 79 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:25,560 Very. Bad. 80 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:26,720 Terrible. Terrible. 81 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,080 Terrible. Did I miss that one? 82 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,600 I missed that one, didn't I? Yeah, we were talking about it 83 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:32,680 before you got. On. 84 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:37,480 Oh my goodness, the. First one Bob saw was Otto 85 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,400 Paisuri. Oh, is that, is that what? 86 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,640 Yeah, yeah. It's not great. 87 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,560 I know, I know, I know what that is. 88 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:49,680 That's too bad. Wish I hadn't, wish I had. 89 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,800 Negative -10 out of 10, would not recommend. 90 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,600 Negative. I don't get it. 91 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:59,000 Is this like a thing where if I'm not here you guys just have 92 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,200 like the most rancid conversations? 93 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,360 You're anchor. You must be. 94 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:07,200 The anchor I want to be part. Of those rancid conversations. 95 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,960 You have to steer us like we're, we're going down, right And like 96 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:12,000 a down that is. Not true. 97 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,800 I instigate most of the most of the retarded stuff, but I feel. 98 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,640 Like I should be the anchor because I'm like the older, you 99 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:22,760 know, I'm the, I'm the, I'm not like the only Christian guy 100 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:26,280 here, but like I'm supposed to be to be the anchor and I help 101 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:28,960 with it and it's not right. So we're going down, right? 102 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:33,520 And Eric just steers us like to like another downward spiral 103 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:37,680 away from away from tyranny, if that makes sense. 104 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,200 Yeah. So instead of anarchy, anarchy, 105 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,240 anarchy. Yeah. 106 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,480 Yes, one of those is better than the other. 107 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,760 We should make a poll. I don't know. 108 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,880 They're they're pretty much two of the same. 109 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,760 They're an opposite ends of the spectrum. 110 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:58,120 Yeah, we had dismantling auto pie Zuri, what was another one? 111 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:01,040 I don't know I've I've left my memory. 112 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,520 The devouring is another one. What 4? 113 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,560 Four. Yeah, I remember seeing that. 114 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,960 And the most disgusting of. Devouring someone? 115 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,520 Was hand holding. Yeah, like, yeah. 116 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,120 Disgusting. Yeah, like, I mean. 117 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:17,680 Yeah, that's illegal, I think. Herber is out there holding 118 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,640 hold. But none of them dropped last 119 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,520 week. I apologize. 120 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:26,960 Yeah, that's kind of open. Did you guys end up doing the 121 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,280 like soda one? And we did, yeah. 122 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,200 Dang it. I felt like I didn't want to 123 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:35,040 drop it too soon. Like another tier list. 124 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,840 Yeah. So I think we're going to try to 125 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:40,080 space it out. So the pop list is coming. 126 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:44,920 It's carbonated beverage list. Carbonated beverages. 127 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:46,880 Called the Coke list, I'll have you guys know. 128 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:51,160 Coke list, yeah, you know, Argentinian is underrated in my 129 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:55,120 opinion, but Colombian is just up there. 130 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,360 Colombians. Colombians the best. 131 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:01,840 It has like an Okie. It did like it on the on the 132 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:04,360 backside, you know, you get like a hokey finish. 133 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:07,760 Nice afterbirth. Yeah, guys, we should do a drug 134 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:12,680 tier list you're. Like, yeah, I don't even know 135 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:16,160 what that one is like. Higher up the list, the more 136 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,600 destructive it is the. More destructive it. 137 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,200 Is, so we have. To walk away from it. 138 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,960 So we have DMT and PCP at the top then? 139 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you destructive on DMT 140 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,840 though? Feel like you just kind of lay 141 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,560 there. I thought it meant like 142 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,200 destructive to your body it. Destroys your body? 143 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,200 Feel like your brain? Yeah, no, and that's fine. 144 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:40,000 It's made me smarter. I mean, method just makes you 145 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,480 lose weight in teeth. But yeah, other than that. 146 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,640 Which is is weight if you think about it. 147 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,560 Yeah, it's just weight and. I don't know. 148 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,480 I think it I think it causes you to lose Gray matter too. 149 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,280 Listen. Here. 150 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,040 Listening to this podcast makes you lose Gray matter. 151 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:54,960 What do you mean? Yeah. 152 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,800 So that's fair. Podcast equivalent to crystal 153 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,280 meth. Listeners, if you're if you're 154 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:04,520 a, if you're a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioner or an MMA 155 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:08,400 artist and you need to make weight, you could cut weight. 156 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,720 Let me, let me, let me, let me cut you in on on Uncle Dan's 157 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:16,840 tip. Meth and black heroine. 158 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,520 Black. Tar heroin. 159 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,600 Don't get regular heroin, get the black tar stuff. 160 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,400 Just don't give it to your kids. You'll coach. 161 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:29,760 Like crazy, OK. And then, and then right before 162 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:33,960 you get in the ring, right, you take a little bit of PCP, a 163 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,360 gallon's worth, OK? Yeah, yeah, right. 164 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:40,880 A little from WKUK. Then you're you're 165 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,960 indestructible. Nothing can hurt you. 166 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,120 You're gonna want. It's science. 167 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,360 And then and then probably you should do like a couple of 168 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,600 whippets. So that'll really just like 169 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:54,560 totally relax your body. Well, that and make sure that 170 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:57,560 your coach has a lot of marijuana on him to just bring 171 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:00,360 you down, OK? Yeah, and then you could do like 172 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,000 drunken monkey Kung Fu, you know? 173 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,160 It's also sanctioned by Ro Joggin. 174 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:08,160 Yeah. And so when Ro Jogin, Ro Jogin 175 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,960 was the interview in the ring and he's like, what are you 176 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,320 thinking of when you're in that fight? 177 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,880 Instead of just look, grabbing the mic for him and just going 178 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,720 you'll you'll, you'll pop out some Joe. 179 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:30,400 My balls were hot and so. I don't know, man. 180 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,680 So like, I don't know, have you ever thought about where the 181 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:41,280 stars come from? I feel attacked. 182 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:53,440 Oh man, that cursed sound bored. I I saw I saw the updated thing 183 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:56,240 when I was streaming today and I decided to play all of them. 184 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:00,000 Oh no. The one that my friend got the 185 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,360 most kick out of was this one. Hell yeah. 186 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,120 And I stand by that. And I stand by that. 187 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,440 It just, it tells us, it tells a story. 188 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,480 Well, you got. Your master sound gets old. 189 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,160 Another one rears. The tag. 190 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,400 It's not fair to the listeners that they can't hear this stuff. 191 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,920 There we go. I just recreate it. 192 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,160 Yeah, I. Think that was from last week. 193 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,440 So probably. Pretty funny. 194 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:05,040 So Danny, I saw that you posted a meme of like the same guy 195 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,120 that's been popping up on my YouTube shorts. 196 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,280 Yeah. And I'm like. 197 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:12,520 Yes, I saw that one too. Yeah, the Magic the Gathering 198 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,760 one. That was pretty funny. 199 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,480 Good night. He has a Warhammer 40K one 200 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:18,120 that's. Yeah. 201 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:22,120 That's got to be good. I think it's I saw the one where 202 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:26,080 is like when the Baroni brings his Pinkie pie deck or something 203 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:29,960 like that. But there's there's one that's 204 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:34,480 like average female employee experience at GameStop. 205 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,480 I didn't see that. I have seen that we. 206 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:42,160 Bring up why Derek doesn't have TikTok because I talk about 207 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,680 these Tik Toks and they're funny and you see them on what do you 208 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:48,480 watch YouTube Shorts? To be fair, Alex doesn't have 209 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,440 TikTok either so. Yeah, I doubt it and I and I 210 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,760 don't try Instagram. I tried to get it. 211 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,080 Instagram. I'm just not letting you get it. 212 00:11:56,520 --> 00:12:00,200 Yeah, I tried to get it and it gave me a child's account and I 213 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,640 tried to. Suppress something. 214 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,160 I, I don't know, did. You sign in with Google. 215 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:08,160 No, I don't think so. I usually I usually don't like 216 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,720 sign in with something. I usually like do a. 217 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:14,480 Password it's a lot easier. Try try signing in signing up 218 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,960 with Google then. Maybe. 219 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,440 But I've, I've done it. I know I did it a couple of 220 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,560 different ways and it just kept taking me back to the same thing 221 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:24,160 and then I still couldn't play anything that anybody sent me. 222 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,680 It would every time I would click on it after having, you 223 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,720 know, downloaded the app and set up an account. 224 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:32,160 Like whatever it says I have a child's account and I have to 225 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,520 get my parents permission to upgrade it. 226 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,840 Like what? But I did it. 227 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:41,800 I did it like after like like a day or two before they banned it 228 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,840 or whatever. I think something before that 229 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:49,520 initial time back in. Good times. 24. 230 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,520 I felt special. It was banned for approximately 231 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,800 1 day. Yeah, that was. 232 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,480 In March, it was like all of one day, but and then it was still 233 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,400 just open up. A random video wouldn't open up 234 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,160 the one that somebody sent me. So it was. 235 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,680 Annoying. Yeah, it's kind of dumb. 236 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,280 I feel like that's a restriction setting on your phone or 237 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:08,240 something it. May be I don't know. 238 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,680 It might be I'm circling back to Warhammer. 239 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:15,040 I've actually been playing a crap ton of Space Marine 2 the 240 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,640 past couple weeks. Ton. 241 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:19,320 Yes, it was. I forgot how good it was. 242 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,320 Metric. Between Space Marine 2 and then 243 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,880 the they remastered Space Marine the first one I've been playing 244 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:28,000 golf ball. They came out with this. 245 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:32,400 They came out with a new update that gives everyone a free Pve 246 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,320 game mode called Siege, and it's so much fun. 247 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,720 It's banger. It's a banger. 248 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,560 You bang them. Yeah, I'm. 249 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,320 Running around in my Salamander armor. 250 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,880 Salamander, I'm good guy. Salamanders are cool, OK. 251 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:49,200 That's a good guy. I was actually reading up on 252 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:53,160 like a lot of like lore and I didn't realize that despite the 253 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:57,560 Salamanders being good guys, they have like major losses on 254 00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:00,360 their heads. Like they like lose almost every 255 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,680 single time. That's because they put human. 256 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,280 Righteous. Yeah, they put human life above 257 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,880 winning, right? And they're all black. 258 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,160 I like the salamanders. It's not like they're all black, 259 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,640 really. Yeah, they're from a planet that 260 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:15,960 like, they're like just extremely dark skinned and they 261 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,880 have red eyes. And apparently their Primark is 262 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:22,560 like literally immortal. Their Primark is so freaking 263 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,280 cool. He he he literally is immortal 264 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,760 and then on top of that, he carries he's got like a 265 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:32,160 teleporter, which is kind of rare in that universe, but he 266 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,000 when he made the teleporter because like that's their whole 267 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000 thing. It says salamanders. 268 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,600 They're all essentially like engineers and blacksmiths, but 269 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:44,000 he made this teleporter and then fashioned a giant hammer around 270 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,480 it. And so then when one of the, 271 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,480 when one of the chaos. It's the Warhammer. 272 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,800 When one of the kings like kidnapped him, they're like, 273 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,480 we've we've neutralized your teleporter technology and he 274 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,000 goes, it's still an effing hammer and just proceeded to 275 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:03,040 beat the crap out of the guy. Yeah I didn't realize that the 276 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:06,800 the like chaos faction in Space Marine 2 was the 1000 Suns which 277 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,280 was another legion. Yeah, it's a whole legion, 278 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,760 essentially. There are for each. 20. 279 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,680 Yeah, so for each good legion, there's a bad legion that's 280 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,800 essentially the polar opposite of it. 281 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:22,680 Right. But I know that Legions 2 and 11 282 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,800 were like wiped out of existence. 283 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,680 Like there's like nothing on them. 284 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:30,960 Completely yes, which is why technically you've got a 21st 285 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,360 Legion. Well, the Death Watch, they're 286 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,480 not truly a region, but. They're aren't they just there 287 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:41,320 for like, like rehabilitation or reinterment of Space Marines? 288 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:45,840 Essentially, yeah. Like once you're once you join 289 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:50,200 the Death Watch, you can like, essentially serve your tenants 290 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,800 and then leave, or you can stay with them. 291 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:59,120 Like Titus, for example. He served 100 years under the 292 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:02,320 Death Watch as a Black Templar. Was it a black? 293 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,280 Templar, I thought. I thought he was given a black 294 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,640 shield? No, he's he's a Black Templar. 295 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,680 The White Templars are the ones you don't want to know. 296 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,680 I think that means. White Templars? 297 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,800 None of us do. If they show up, they're they're 298 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,440 killing everything. Like they're just, it doesn't 299 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,840 matter if they're good guy, bad guy, they're just killing 300 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,920 everything. I was kind of vibing with the 301 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,920 Dark Angels. That's kind of the armor scheme 302 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,680 that I go with. Iron Fist is another really cool 303 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,960 one. Don't they all aren't? 304 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,320 Aren't they like the yellow ones? 305 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,800 OK Blood. The Blood Angel lore is kind of 306 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,800 messed up. Blood Angels are messed up. 307 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,320 The World Eaters are another one that's really messed up, right? 308 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,920 But each legion has its own kind of like specialty, except for 309 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,360 the Ultramarines. Ultramarines are kind of just 310 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:52,200 the Super religious guys that are decent and everything, but 311 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,880 not great at one particular thing, right? 312 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:59,080 But they're hyper religious about the codexist arties and. 313 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,120 All that kind of crap. And they're like this. 314 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:05,040 They're like the second favorite Legion of the Emperor, right? 315 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:07,960 Yes, yeah, with the salamanders being first. 316 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:11,119 Is this salamanders? I thought it was, I could be 317 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:14,599 wrong. I thought it was The Who. 318 00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:16,680 Who is the Primark that Horace was? 319 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,839 Oh, you're right. It's the boom. 320 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:21,040 Hold on. I'm going to look it up. 321 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,040 The emperor's sons. Yes, the emperor's sons. 322 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,200 Right, but they they eventually, like, betrayed him. 323 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,800 Well, that's started the whole Horace Heresy thing. 324 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,080 Right. Sorry again for everybody. 325 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,520 I know that nobody else cares about this. 326 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,680 I'm. Super excited to play it ready 327 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:39,720 or not, that comes out in 10 days on the console. 328 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,280 So Danny, I know you, you pre-ordered it right? 329 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,280 You know you have it. Yeah, I was just streaming it 330 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:48,600 today actually. I would have liked to to watch. 331 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:53,200 When do you stream? Every day, Usually around every. 332 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,520 No, not every day. I try to stream every Tuesday, 333 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,760 Thursday and then usually Saturday. 334 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:03,200 Sundays I usually stream with my friend actually. 335 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,560 Like a lot of my streams have been revolving around this 336 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:10,440 friend, but it's usually like like 7:00 PM your time is when I 337 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,440 start. Yeah, Does she, Does she ever? 338 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,200 Has she ever conveyed an interest in D&D? 339 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:22,120 Not really I've I can ask, but I did show her the character sheet 340 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,840 that you know for the Chasm Inferno character sheet and she 341 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:29,000 was impressed to say the least. Sick. 342 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:34,600 It is impressive an Excel document is fully doc automated. 343 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,600 Yes, there is going to be 1 exception and that's going to be 344 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:44,000 the stamina region because because Excel or Google Sheet 345 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:49,240 doesn't recognize 1D as like an actual like dice roll. 346 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:54,280 So for me to make it work I have to do this like convoluted thing 347 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:59,400 that says like if this equals this, 101 equals false, 0 equals 348 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,560 false. And then a couple more loads of 349 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:09,080 lines of code to say like if this is chosen, this equals 0, 350 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:13,000 this equals 1. And then if this is chosen, this 351 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:18,240 equals 1 and D6 type of thing. And it has to like put them 352 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,880 together. And that's just for one, I have 353 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:26,000 16 card selection things and I'm like, I'm not doing that. 354 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,320 Yeah, it's fine. Everything else is fully 355 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,120 automated. Your own system. 356 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,760 It's pretty cool. Right. 357 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:38,840 For people to get more characters in. 358 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,000 You what it'd. Be cool to get. 359 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,640 It'd be cool to get more characters in for Deathmatch 360 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,720 Island. Think about asking my wife. 361 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,160 Oh yeah, we talked about it last week. 362 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,840 It's a battle Royale essentially, but it's got its 363 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,680 own system. Everything is off of 1 dice roll 364 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,560 and it depended. That's the whole combat 365 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,120 encounter. You get one roll and then you 366 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:04,800 describe how you interact and essentially complete the task or 367 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,800 essentially fail the task. OK, there's a bunch of nodes on 368 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,720 the map and you complete the map and go to different phases and 369 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,040 stuff, but it's really cool. So it's like a battle Royale 370 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,760 system. What do you look? 371 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:20,720 What are you looking at? I didn't get it. 372 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:26,120 I was going to screenshot it. Yeah, no, I'm I'm really excited 373 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:29,480 for for ready or not so. That's good. 374 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:33,000 It's not here I come. It's super stressful and and 375 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,920 hard I. Was going to kick in the first 376 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,760 door and start unloading with the grenade launcher. 377 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:37,800 So I start blasting. Boom. 378 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,200 Boom boom boom. Started blasting. 379 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,920 See. Yeah. 380 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,480 Yeah, you know, as SWAT does. Yeah, as they do, yeah. 381 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,760 I just proceed to kill everybody because. 382 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,360 There's not a button to start dry humping legs though. 383 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,400 No, no. Dang it. 384 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,800 But as SWAT you are supposed to kill every dog you see. 385 00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:58,760 Really. No. 386 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,400 Is that a real SWAT rule? No. 387 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,760 When you're trying out for the ATF, it is, yeah. 388 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,680 I just kill a dog, doesn't matter. 389 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:09,040 There's the problem. It could get up and bite you in 390 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,640 the back if you just. You don't know? 391 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,880 Yeah, I don't care. Kill that damn dog, man. 392 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,680 I'll turn it out and pet it to subdue it. 393 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,880 My tactical bone with me. That's right, going out. 394 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:28,920 Tactical Bone Tactical trait deploying. 395 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,720 You you got to get the the triple flavored ones that have 396 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,920 like chicken on the outside and then a beef rawhide and then 397 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,160 there's a pork strip right in the middle and crazy for them. 398 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,120 Takes a. Little bit of human and then a 399 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,920 little bit of human like blood in there so you they get a 400 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,000 taste. For it, no. 401 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:53,400 Then you do have to shoot them. Sick em boy and they become your 402 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,000 ally. Yeah, I'll just do my battle 403 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,120 buddy Diesel with me and and he'll take care of all the dogs. 404 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:01,320 Because there's a little bit of, there's a little bit of crack 405 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,320 cocaine in there. And that's what, yeah, they're 406 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,440 addicted to it. So yeah, it's good for them. 407 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,160 They're. Supplying it. 408 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,120 And you put a little chocolate in there too. 409 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,200 A little bit of peanut butter on the never mind you. 410 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,720 Got to have some peanut butter. Hey, that's my thing. 411 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:21,360 And I just want peanut butter. I just wink and wink. 412 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,560 I'm excited for Dead Rain 4 again. 413 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:31,000 Went through Dead Rain 3 again this past week. 414 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:36,760 So I'm going to have an episode 0 because there's so many 415 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,320 different upgrades. We're going to take the. 416 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:43,320 You're going to find out the dark side to the plants. 417 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,280 Yeah. I love this. 418 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,400 This is, well, this is a slightly realistic world and we 419 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:56,320 got it is giant robots. Yeah, Lesion. 420 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,960 Hey, it can happen, OK? Face plane. 421 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:05,000 It can happen, you just. Need to read the written. 422 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:10,320 Horse book all around. Is surviving the full exposure 423 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,360 to the voice that one? No riding his horse through 424 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,680 space. I just. 425 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,760 I couldn't. I said no and he just kept doing 426 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,600 it anyway and I was like, whatever. 427 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,280 Go ahead. The horse also survived the void 428 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,760 of space that's going. To. 429 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,160 Happen when we exit the Dome. He just held his breath. 430 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:40,960 That still gets me every time. You know, he's just like, he's 431 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,640 just a flat earther. It was. 432 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,640 Pretty good. An Earth Earther. 433 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,200 He's finally out there now. A hologram. 434 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,720 It's a hologram projection. You work for NASA? 435 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,520 No, I work for Chinese government. 436 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,040 Oh, yeah, Exactly. Exactly. 437 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:08,040 See. It's funny every time. 438 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,360 It doesn't matter. Oh yeah, the. 439 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:13,480 Characters are so rock solid. I was, I was thinking about 440 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,040 going back through like the first couple episodes and adding 441 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,200 like ambiance and stuff like that because I didn't really 442 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:23,200 until the 3rd episode. And I wanted to make that 443 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:28,000 sequence of that like whole sequence of Cletus finding the 444 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,360 motorcycle. Because Mr. Master goes through 445 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:35,720 like you're on the, you're on the, you're in the African 446 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:40,760 Sahara and you hear a lion roar and now you're on the moon and 447 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:48,200 it feels like forever. And then you see it did. 448 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,360 You see it? Did you see it? 449 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,560 Yeah. I forgot about that part, that 450 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,800 was pretty funny. I got the art lined up for Dead 451 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:03,160 Rain 4 all right. I'm going to do a test run on a 452 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:07,840 free week for my for technically we'll just build fake characters 453 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,680 together for my Welcome to Cathedral season. 454 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:14,600 Say that again, fake characters. Yeah, we'll do a fake build 455 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,280 because I think I'm going to do my own build. 456 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,520 I have an idea for a simple build, but that will translate 457 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,680 into heavily modified characters like. 458 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,720 You can modify your characters heavily how you like them in 459 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,280 this way and that way, depending so. 460 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,080 There's actually one thing I forgot to show you guys on the 461 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,360 new on the new ZD or the new Chasm Inferno sheet. 462 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,640 That's a penis. Wow, just right there, right? 463 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,920 A giant PNGE. EO Yeah. 464 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,680 Hey, how'd you get that? How? 465 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,160 Did you get that? Don't worry about it anyway. 466 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:50,920 So zoomed in. I know that mole. 467 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:56,680 Why is it just the head anyway, so on the right hand side here I 468 00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:02,680 have attachment damage value so that goes into P plus ammo. 469 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,320 I know. So I have it. 470 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:11,440 I have it directly tied into the weapon and the the quality and 471 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:14,880 it will automatically populate here and eventually I'm going to 472 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:19,520 have it to where whatever number is in this box adds to the bonus 473 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,880 damage box. That makes it a lot easier to do 474 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,000 that. Yes. 475 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,920 And. You guys don't have, you guys 476 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:32,520 don't have to worry about all of this garbage or this garbage. 477 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,120 So you made the cards on a different sheet in the document. 478 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,120 Yep. And then I and it's so good 479 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:43,240 because I have there's these. If I go here. 480 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,880 This this if error V look up command is. 481 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,320 So. Good. 482 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:56,760 It's so good that so it pulls from this, you know, from this 483 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,240 from 8:40 that's this first select card. 484 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:05,120 And then I have it to where the V look up has or takes from the 485 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:10,080 values that I have from well, the values sheet that I have 486 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,520 here. And then it will take from this 487 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,800 box. So it will it will register that 488 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:20,200 it was this box or this card in quotations. 489 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:24,160 And then it will go to immediately to the right to 490 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:28,720 determine the value of that card for that specific box. 491 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,280 And I'm just like. That's pretty cool. 492 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,760 That's what automation and bio rift and. 493 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,320 To me. Dangle formulas, man. 494 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,840 Yeah. You type in a comma wrong, 495 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,440 you're screwed. Still don't know what that has 496 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,040 to do with that picture though. I'm. 497 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,160 Kind of confused. Oh, that's just my background. 498 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,280 Casting Couch. Yeah, I've. 499 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,560 Seen this one before? I've seen this one before. 500 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:59,920 Wait a minute. Dumb boy. 501 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:03,880 All right, Yeah. So I'm excited to get into this 502 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,200 episode. It's all. 503 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,960 Right. I felt so prepared and now that 504 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,400 we're actually doing it, I feel like I'm not prepared anymore. 505 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,440 A stage you guys stage. Right. 506 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,600 I'm overly prepared but I'm stale. 507 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,640 Oh, Alex. Alex. 508 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,440 I like I like bald one. L8 nice. 509 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,560 L8 Nice. Give me some of that. 510 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,360 I actually I clicked the wrong button. 511 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,680 I'm such an old man. By the way of sodas. 512 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:33,040 I have one from the Saint Louis area. 513 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:37,520 If my camera, camera will load. It's not loading. 514 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,520 Have you guys tried this yet? It's pretty good. 515 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,840 I have tried, it's really good. 7UP tropical baby. 516 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,360 Yeah, it's good. The 0 sugar is great. 517 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,840 Yeah. Let's try one of those. 518 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,880 I used to try one of those red, white and blue ones. 519 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,280 It's like Peach, red, white and blue ones. 520 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,440 What are you talking about? Mountain Dew, Sorry. 521 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,880 Yeah, those are good too. There he is. 522 00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,880 It kind of tastes like Code Red, right? 523 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,920 Oh. Coffee. 524 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,520 Cool. Oh heck yeah. 525 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,880 Well, it's really good. It's actually really good we're. 526 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,120 Definitely down to try it. Actually, next time we get 527 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,840 together just as a group, I can get a case of that fits. 528 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,680 They make it here in Saint Louis, I can get a case of that 529 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,560 stuff. So eighteen of those for 20 530 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,480 bucks. Well, not that very bad. 531 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,480 It's called Fitz. Yeah. 532 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:32,800 It's itz apostrophe SI believe. It belongs to Fitz. 533 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,080 I honestly don't know. Very nice, very nice. 534 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,360 Very nice. Very nice. 535 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,920 No, that's awesome. That looks delicious. 536 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,200 My wife. This is really. 7UP tropical is 537 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,760 like Peach, like Peach pineapple. 538 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,000 It's really good. It is really good. 539 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:53,920 I love Peach. I was actually so excited. 540 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:59,680 Joey, do you air your grievances on like any of the episodes last 541 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,760 or what you were talking about with the candy bar? 542 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,920 Yeah. Yeah, I can tell you though. 543 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:07,520 What happens? So the restaurant list was 544 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,080 pretty kosher. I think we're on the same page 545 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,760 the candy bar list was. Egregious. 546 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,920 To had most I just had more dis disagreeances there. 547 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,120 The biggest insult I think I told Bob last week was that you 548 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:29,280 said my favorite candy was the York Peppermint Pan Patty, which 549 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:35,760 I would rather the things I would rather do than eat a York 550 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,840 Peppermint Patty or come. On they're not that bad. 551 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:42,000 We were making a joke. We were making a joke. 552 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,280 It's disgusting. You guys don't know me at all. 553 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,800 I'm not a big fan. I'm not a big fan of York 554 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,640 Peppermint Patties. It's not my thing. 555 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,960 Nobody is I. Like them? 556 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,760 People love them people. Really like them. 557 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:58,000 Some people really like them if you're a big fan of fake 558 00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,520 peppermint. No. 559 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,240 I feel like some. Crunch was too high, Crunch was 560 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:08,240 too high on the list. I get crunch bars in my I prefer 561 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:14,400 crackle too, but in my holly, my Halloween candy, wow, the stroke 562 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,720 when I get crunch bars, they were the last ones like they're 563 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:24,800 OK, it's chocolate. The difference on the list you 564 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,200 had like Butterfinger down here in 5th Ave. 565 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,440 Like up here, it's the same candy. 566 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,880 Same. Thing. 567 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,800 Why are we smoking? Who are we smoking? 568 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,480 It's not that different. Oh yeah. 569 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,440 Sleep, believe. And this is just me. 570 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:44,040 I honestly think that the the chocolate and the crispiness of 571 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,480 the peanut butter on the 5th Ave. is better than 572 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,560 Butterfinger. That's just me. 573 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,200 It's better like 1. Not as hard. 574 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,840 One was alien like the other was D. 575 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,640 Yeah, I wouldn't necessarily separate them that much, but I 576 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,400 feel like I put both of them at a fairly middle town place. 577 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:00,800 Snickers being like C was weird to me. 578 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,440 That's like a. We had 5th Ave. in D and then 579 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:08,320 Butterfinger and 100 grand. Like literally like 2 slots 580 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:13,080 above it in CI. Don't know, that's fine. 581 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,600 Then resend. Reset. 582 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,120 I remember that being weird, though. 583 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,840 One was talked way higher than the other, but they're pretty 584 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,560 much the same. Snickers is like a good candy 585 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:27,840 bar. I think we all know that. 586 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,240 Yeah. That was like AC and I was like, 587 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:30,800 what? Yeah. 588 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,560 I give it. All Snickers is like, that was 589 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,680 kind of unacceptable just for my taste. 590 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,640 It's but you know, it doesn't matter what I think because all 591 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,680 of my opinions just make people angry for no reason. 592 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,640 Oh, that's the. Only thing that I do. 593 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,040 I do about your opinion. That's why, yeah, nobody said 594 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,880 that. Everybody talk about my back 595 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,640 while I'm gone. I I specifically stop. 596 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,960 Behind your back, you can listen to all of it you. 597 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,840 Knew you did. I did, Sir. 598 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,040 As you should. Yeah. 599 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,600 I sent you the clip so you would listen to it behind your back. 600 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,000 I insulted you behind your back to your face. 601 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,280 Under the table face behind my back. 602 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,040 Behind my back to my face. Well, it is under the table. 603 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,120 That's. A that's. 604 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,400 A pretty special spot. Some would say I mean. 605 00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,160 We'll pay to be in that spot I want. 606 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,680 To try Yeah, I. Want to try a 0 bar now? 607 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000 Never. Zeros. 608 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,120 Yeah, Alex, Alex was totally right. 609 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,720 Zeros are are rather amazing. I I do want to find one now and. 610 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,720 Come on now and have one. We're good in a while. 611 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,520 Get an ass break it was. Like. 612 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,960 Under 7, That's like a good candy bar. 613 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,040 We'll say Fast Break's one of my favorite of the Reese's family. 614 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,000 I I prefer a Fast break. I really like it. 615 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,560 With the big fun stuff. Obviously, and that's a lot. 616 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,440 I used to be that way as well. I don't like as much crunchy 617 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,720 these days in my candy purse. That's just my thing. 618 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,040 So obviously classic Reese's is classic. 619 00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,240 You're not going to do better than that. 620 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,880 But Fast Break is pretty far up there for me. 621 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,960 I don't, I don't know. I would put Reese's down. 622 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,640 It's here. I would take it down a notch. 623 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,159 From Fast. Break, I'll tell you. 624 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,159 I'll tell you why, I'll tell you why. 625 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,280 Because fast break, you get a whole bar, right? 626 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:17,600 And we got to factor in value a little bit, right? 627 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,960 A little bit value comes in. We were just going off of taste 628 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,080 and nostalgia it. Should because value goes in 629 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,800 with the restaurants value factor a little bit. 630 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,679 All you get is 2 little cups for Reese's and you got you got to 631 00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:32,040 put it down and pick because of that. 632 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,159 That's not enough. That's not enough for me. 633 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:35,840 You got. It now you got a big cup. 634 00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:40,080 Big, big, big, big, big, big. Not that much. 635 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:44,400 It's like in the Snickers PB, you guys said too, you don't get 636 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,920 a lot of that in a, in a Snickers PB bar, you get a few 637 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,239 squares. I can throw those in my mouth 638 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,480 like it's nothing $3 down the toilet. 639 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,400 I can just get myself a fast break, you know, it's like a, 640 00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:00,400 it's like a meal that's like an MRE fast break. 641 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,560 Those are my grievances brought to you by Joe. 642 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,560 See, it surprises me that you'll prefer Fast Break over Like Nut 643 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,760 Rageous. Especially because, Like Nut, 644 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,840 Rageous adds the peanuts of Snickers to the Reese's Fast 645 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,560 Break. Yeah, I like nuts. 646 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,840 I like nuts. I like things that a lot of 647 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,280 people like. Cheddar. 648 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:24,080 Tell you what, I will tear up and it's not good for value. 649 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,720 That's the peanut butter Snickers, dude. 650 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,600 I'll hammer one of those like there's no tomorrow. 651 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,880 You get tiny little squares. OK, you don't need enough. 652 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,760 So, Joey. That's a good thing because I 653 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,640 eat like seven of those candy bars. 654 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:39,400 The king size family pack. Yeah. 655 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:45,360 So by weight the the 2 Reese's Peanut Butter cups are 1.5 oz 656 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,080 and the fast break that. And this is just for the 657 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,000 standard size candy bar. You got to go king size. 658 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,520 Well, yeah, and I'm sure you could do. 659 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,920 Standards for the races as well. Though the standard size for the 660 00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:01,360 races is 1.5 and the standard size for the fast break is 1.8. 661 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,760 I believe that because the regular. 662 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,680 Little bit of a difference. No, it's not that, men. 663 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,480 The king size is where you get more bang for your buck I feel. 664 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:15,200 Like wait, so you wanna compare a king size candy bar to another 665 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,560 standard candy bar? How's that fair? 666 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,640 No, it's just weird. The Reese is cut. 667 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:26,160 You only get 2 or you get like 4 and it's this giant package and 668 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,520 it's expensive. Yeah, what up? 669 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,200 That no, that fast break bar, the standard that's that's a 670 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:35,160 pretty big bar. Some would say like huge, like 671 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,440 impressive. About a show. 672 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,840 No, impressively so. Like it's not small. 673 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,880 It's a it's. A medium slice. 674 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,160 Maybe. No, no, no. 675 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:50,880 Highly above average. So yeah, I think that's above 676 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,720 average, 4 1/2. No, average is like average is 677 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:58,360 like four or five, five inches I think is what it is. 678 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,120 Oh. That's average how it is. 679 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,520 Hey, I'm heavily below average. I'm moving up in the world. 680 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,080 What's the average for the micro? 681 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,520 1.5. What's the average? 682 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,840 For a baby. Are we still guys? 683 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,120 Are we still talking about candy? 684 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,560 Yeah. Yes, we are. 685 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,200 We're not devolving I. Was talking about fun size. 686 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,520 You, you know our. Next thing into the Halloween 687 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,080 versions. Of the it's got to be drugs 688 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:31,240 candy list, non chocolate. I'm talking non chocolate candy. 689 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:35,400 Bit of hot chocolate candy. Talking starburst taffy. 690 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,960 You little bit of honey, dude, bit of honey is just there's 691 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,640 something about it that's. Just like. 692 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,840 Transferring back to Old Virgin. He luck because we he. 693 00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,600 He doesn't like it. He doesn't. 694 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,440 He doesn't like the honey he. Doesn't, so you can't. 695 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,960 I just can't stand it. I can't tolerate communism. 696 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:54,880 Yeah, where? There's. 697 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,000 Nobody over what nobody likes. Something that Joe doesn't and 698 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,680 he's got to just leave and throw a fit. 699 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,480 Wow, big surprise. What? 700 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,320 What? Wait, what? 701 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,920 Is it We're going to throw in a fit? 702 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,440 What is it you're upset about? Bit of honey. 703 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,560 We like bit of honey, We don't like bitter is my ass. 704 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,280 Jitter Honey I. Like but it is my ass here. 705 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,520 I like. It this here? 706 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,000 Never had. It here did. 707 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,840 It say a cheerleader you said asked here, Joe wants it as his 708 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,440 asked here and he left so that's weird. 709 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,720 Yeah, I'm Peppermint Patties. That's right up there. 710 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,560 We know. We know you better than you know 711 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,280 you, Joe. My goodness. 712 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,400 You know, you know. He's got, he's got a Peppermint 713 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,800 Patty right next to him on the desk and he's going to shut his 714 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:43,960 camera off and eat it. Yeah, it's next to my toothpaste 715 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,640 in my cabinet. Peppermint chocolate. 716 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,600 Heck yeah, man, if I had, if I had chocolate in my peppermint 717 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,320 toothpaste, I'd eat that stuff too. 718 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,080 I don't think that would clean your teeth then. 719 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,160 Nah, not really. Ditto, but it tastes good. 720 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,840 Bit of honey Good and plenty. Bitty honey is good. 721 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,920 I don't like good and plenty. Now I'll say. 722 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,320 Werthers or Sour Patch Kids are probably my favorite. 723 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,880 Yeah, I like some Werther. Being freaking Tastic man cream 724 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,800 savers. Oh heck yeah. 725 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,080 That's been forever since I've had those. 726 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,400 Yeah, those are good. They're. 727 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,520 Pretty good. I think we've talked about a few 728 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:19,600 of them. Yeah. 729 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,840 But I know we talked about cream savers, the cream savers, I'm 730 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,800 pretty sure. Which ones are those? 731 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,280 Those ones? You know what I'm talking about. 732 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,920 They're the soft caramel candies with the cream in the middle. 733 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,600 No, we're. Talking about, yeah. 734 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:31,520 I know what. You're talking. 735 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,400 About like Milk Duds, they're OK. 736 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,560 I'm. Just standing in the same shape 737 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,400 as like a Tootsie roll, right? Right. 738 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,800 It's like a flat Tandy. It almost looks like a Werther. 739 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,280 It's in a plastic wrapper and it's just soft caramel with like 740 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,200 the nut roll cream in the middle. 741 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:51,720 Oh yeah, Dang it. So there's there's the ones that 742 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:55,680 are in pinwheels that are basically the same thing that we 743 00:39:55,680 --> 00:40:00,320 call them tails, I think so. Is a cow tail, but sliced. 744 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:01,880 They're kind of wider and they're sliced. 745 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,040 It's the same thing, but it's not a called a cow tail. 746 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,600 Just cream caramels individual. I've seen them generically. 747 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,200 We used to get them all the time at at work. 748 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,400 We'd have a driver bring them in for us and everybody call them 749 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,120 cum caramels because they're caramels with yeah in the 750 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:17,960 middle. What? 751 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:22,040 Yeah, yeah, I come in them. Yeah, yeah. 752 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,440 Have a good time I guess. I eat them. 753 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,920 Going to work at the at the caramel factory. 754 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,120 You got you got a little something on your lip there. 755 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,840 No. I get milked like a cow. 756 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:43,080 It's sticky, I get milked. Like it It's like the it's like 757 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:48,320 the future of that South Park episode where guys get milked 758 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:49,800 for their semen and their. Jokes. 759 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:50,960 Oh geez. Oh. 760 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,480 My. You're realistic. 761 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,000 You're realistic.