1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,840 The Main Menu podcast presents G&D under the table. 2 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,760 No, no, this guy's worse than nikakado avocado. 3 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:16,280 Nikakado nikakado avocado lost some weight, yes. 4 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:21,480 So this guy's like, I'm on my way to Chili's for lunch. 5 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,760 So on the way I got a little hungry so I'm going to stop at 6 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:31,440 McDonald's for a snack and then he orders like 4 Big Macs. 7 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,200 Like. 2. Quarter Pounders with cheese. 8 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:38,320 16. Nuggets, I got hungry on the 9 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,600 way. Of course, I got to have my Diet 10 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:44,120 Coke. And then like the next video is 11 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,760 him at Chili's being like, yeah, so I'll have three triple 12 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:51,920 dippers. The triple differ how far? 13 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,800 Away was McDonald's from Chili's. 14 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:58,040 I mean, was it like, you know, 30 miles or, you know, like. 15 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,800 It was 10 minutes, 100 miles, You know it was. 16 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:02,000 Oh yeah, it. Was across the. 17 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,640 Street. It was across the street. 18 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,280 Meanwhile, there's kids starving across the world and this guy's 19 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:12,320 having a snack, right? Or Big Macs and two double 400. 20 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,920 Absolutely ridiculous. Next time I find one of his 21 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,000 videos I'll put it in the in the discord. 22 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,440 It's ridiculous, I saw. One show. 23 00:01:19,520 --> 00:01:23,200 Earlier today, I think it was it's it's his, his snacks could 24 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,760 literally feed an entire tribe in Ethiopia. 25 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,640 Yeah, it's incredible. The funny thing is at the 26 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,320 beginning of the year, for the first like 3 days of the year, 27 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,400 he was like, I'm on a health journey and like it was actually 28 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:40,600 eating semi healthy. And then it just took a turn and 29 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,800 no, I've had enough of that. Then the big art, then the big 30 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,320 arch came out and he had to try it. 31 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,720 Newest McDonald's product came out. 32 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:53,720 So has anyone had the big arch? I'm not allowed that kind of 33 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,320 stuff, sorry. I, I, I will. 34 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:56,640 McDonald's. For years. 35 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:57,880 That's good. That's good. 36 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,760 And I'm done with it. I'm permanently done with the 37 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,080 food. You know, I'll stop and get a 38 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:06,280 ice cream or or a fry maybe. OK, but I can't do the I can't 39 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,120 do the Big Mac anymore. It's annexed for life. 40 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,680 It just makes me feel. Terrible. 41 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:13,280 Yeah, I. Know what a place makes you feel 42 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,480 as bad? Oh yeah, I get straight up 43 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,080 diarrhea. It's like. 44 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:18,840 Everyone. Jokes like Taco Bell. 45 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,360 Right. But no, man, McDonald's, yeah, 46 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,400 it's literal garbage. Yeah, it it truly is they the 47 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,560 stuff that they like you I you know, after like when I was 48 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,800 younger before I understood a lot of the things that I 49 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:35,280 understand now, like McDonald's was a nice treat. 50 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:39,680 But as I've grown older, I can I can taste preservatives that 51 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:45,000 they it's just it's ungodly it. Used to be a nice place. 52 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,200 Right. Like, I remember when I was a 53 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,280 kid even like when I like the first time I actually was able 54 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,600 to order off the adults menu at McDonald's and I, we got a Big 55 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,040 Mac. That thing was ginormous. 56 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,880 It was, yeah. It was so intimidating to, you 57 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:02,160 know, 9 year old me. And then now you look at it and 58 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,960 it's like, holy crap. Like, what is that? 59 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,880 It's like these super razor thin patties. 60 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:13,640 Yeah, they downsize the Mcmuffin. 61 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,600 Oh yeah, like. That's the last time I saw one. 62 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:21,120 It was like the size of like a a junior like drink lid. 63 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:22,520 Oh good. Green. 64 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,920 I was like, what is this man? You you know who hasn't though? 65 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:27,880 The King. The Burger King. 66 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:31,640 I freaking love Burger King. I don't. 67 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,040 Feel bad after. It's pretty good. 68 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,600 And the last time I went there, I just got, like, a Junior 69 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,560 Whopper meal. Yeah, hold it. 70 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,960 The burger and fries were hot and fresh in the drink. 71 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,200 They have Coke Zero. Yeah, like, come on, man. 72 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,680 The last time I went there, you know, I was like, I'll take a 73 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,920 Coke Zero and she's like, all right, like what flavor of Coke 74 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,680 0 do you like? You know, yeah, they got those 75 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,240 flavor machine. I was like, just regular one, 76 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:57,400 that's all right. Like they're for two squirts of 77 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:01,200 vanilla, 363 squirts of cherry, 6 squirts of Peach. 78 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,720 I don't. Think I've never gotten. 79 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,040 That at the drive through. But I'll I'll do it up if I go 80 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,920 inside. Oh yeah, everything if we go 81 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:11,680 inside. So Speaking of the oh, lime 82 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,560 Coke's fantastic. I love vanilla Coke. 83 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,440 I'm a I'm a big vanilla and lime guy. 84 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,160 Vanilla and lime. Yeah, that's good. 85 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaking of like crazy drink orders, there's this thing going 86 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,960 around and it pops up on my For You page every now and again. 87 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,960 But like of people's orders at Dunkin' Donuts. 88 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:34,000 Oh, absolutely crazy. So these people order. 89 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,720 I've seen some people. Order like a drink and it's like 90 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:44,160 4 creams, 4 pumps of vanilla, 4 pumps of mocha and like 28 91 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,240 sugars. It's like they're hitting the 92 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,800 bun and like half the. Cup there's. 93 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,080 Sugar. Yeah, there's there's like 3 94 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:53,880 ounces of coffee. They pour the coffee in and then 95 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,680 the guy's like trying to stir the coffee and there's still 1/2 96 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,400 inch of freaking sugar at the bottom that isn't mixed in. 97 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:02,440 Yeah, it's like when you mix concrete in a 5 gallon bucket. 98 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,320 Right. Right. 99 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,520 There's always some dry powder at the bottom no matter what you 100 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,360 do. Come. 101 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,680 On Yeah. Yep. 102 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,960 Hey, hey. I can see your face. 103 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,240 Tastes like peanuts. Yeah, I've, I've seen some that 104 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,800 are absolutely crazy. I've seen like I'll take 13 105 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:28,240 pumps of of of of caramel and and 66 pumps of chocolate and 37 106 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,680 pumps of vanilla and it's ridiculous. 107 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,920 You're out of any more. Sugars. 108 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,960 The only reason I could see doing that is to like, take it 109 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,560 home and like put it in your own coffee in increments. 110 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:41,400 Like you don't have to buy a. For the next month and a half, 111 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:45,280 sure, you know a pea fruit in my coffee. 112 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,560 I don't get it, it's too sweet. That's too sweet. 113 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:53,720 That's too sweet. But people, people drink that 114 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:57,120 crap every day. And kids starving across the 115 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,560 world or even sometimes in our own town. 116 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:04,200 In our own town, it's in Detroit, Yeah, Honestly, yeah. 117 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:07,440 It's not that far away. That's true. 118 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:11,440 That's true, yeah. Dystopia How much is your 119 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,560 coffee? 36 dollars. 120 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,080 Yeah, yeah, this. Guy's coffee, this guy's coffee 121 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,960 that they were making on there was like 1249 or something like. 122 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:21,280 That it was like a large coffee holy. 123 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,720 Crap. Let's. 124 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:29,360 See, I think, I think one I have right now was under a dollar say 125 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,680 if I'm paying more than like even at like $3, I'm like. 126 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,160 Really. See, that's why you guys don't 127 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,360 start drinking coffee like me. I say. 128 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,600 I say money, not drinking coffee. 129 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,440 Yeah, I do it. You guys just have to deal with 130 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,280 mental anguish. Espresso. 131 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,040 Machine at home. I make. 132 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,200 It home that's fair do. You get a little shot of 133 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,240 espresso and. You. 134 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,360 Yeah, absolutely put. The milk you put your flavor 135 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:54,360 pumps in there sugar free. I made a. 136 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,600 It really tastes like it does from. 137 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,800 Starbucks. Yeah, there's a couple weeks 138 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,920 you. Get all the crazy flavors you 139 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:00,840 want. I got. 140 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:03,240 I don't remember which one. Yeah, I don't remember which one 141 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,640 it was. It was for the Nespresso. 142 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,560 It was a double espresso of some flavor. 143 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:11,560 There's some nationality. It was like a Brazil or 144 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,080 something like that. And then I put some hot cocoa 145 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:18,640 mix in there and just a little dash of cream, not very much at 146 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,920 all. And it was a very delicious fufu 147 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,760 coffee that probably costed me. Costed me. 148 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:24,880 Yeah, that's right. Word costed. 149 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,040 Me cost? Did it costed you? 150 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,440 Did it cost? A. 151 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,200 Lot right? I went redneck for just like a 152 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,880 second. There he was thinking of the 153 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,040 Fufu coffee that got me. I think it would. 154 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,520 Probably cost me like $2.00 if that. 155 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:40,120 And that's, you know, that's Nespresso. 156 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,160 I haven't heard. Go ahead. 157 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,640 Well, since we were talking about the Sausage Mcmuffins, you 158 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,520 can make those at home. Fairly easy. 159 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Deliciously, deliciously by the 10. 160 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,720 Dollars better than that hour and a half maybe, tops. 161 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,400 Yeah, you get a whole thing of sausage. 162 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:58,480 Oh come on, you got to do it. So is the whole conversation 163 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,600 like disparity between getting something at like a fast food or 164 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,920 like a restaurant? It's it's evolved into that or 165 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:07,960 devolved, which I mean, yeah, it started with McDonald's, oddly 166 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,240 enough. Yeah, we devolved conversations 167 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,320 again. OK. 168 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,680 Yeah, that we do that, that, that. 169 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,040 Is kind of lateral really that is. 170 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,840 Standard around here. Yeah, yeah. 171 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,240 I don't think this went down. I just think it went lateral. 172 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:22,880 Yeah. The, the we're changing the 173 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,920 podcast name, by the way. It's moving from the Main Menu 174 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,080 podcast to the Devolved podcast back to. 175 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,520 The Devolved Podcast. Oh man, I'm here for it. 176 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,080 I mean also that could be the UT TS. 177 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:42,159 I haven't had coffee or an energy drink in like 3 months. 3 178 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:43,480 1/2 months Wowzer. Good job. 179 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,520 So why? Why no coffee? 180 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:46,600 I don't know. Curious. 181 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,160 It just happened, OK. No, that's fine. 182 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:52,640 I would I would say the same, but I literally had one on 183 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,320 Thursday just cuz I was just a little bit tired and I but 184 00:08:56,400 --> 00:09:00,400 before that it's been since way like probably since like October 185 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,680 since I had one. Oh wow. 186 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,640 They make you. Energy drinks? 187 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,440 No, not me. Yeah, I've been away from 188 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,880 energy. Upset my stomach a little bit, 189 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,440 that's why I don't really drink them that much. 190 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,200 Both get me. Really. 191 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,040 Coffee, coffee, coffee blows me up. 192 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,280 Kind of immune to nothing. Like, I mean, I say regular, but 193 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:24,400 it makes so good. Yeah, I'll take your word for 194 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:29,000 it. I as a non coffee drinker like 195 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,480 I, I wouldn't know. I love coffee. 196 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,440 I feel sorry for people that don't like coffee. 197 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,400 I feel like we're really missing out on something. 198 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:38,080 Yeah, I love it. Ice coffee is the way to go. 199 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:41,160 I will. I'll drink Chai lattes, but it's 200 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:45,040 not coffee. I mean, is it tea or is it is it 201 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,680 tea with coffee? Then it's like 50. 202 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,080 Tea is good too. I like tea. 203 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:51,360 It's like cinnamon tea, like latte essentially. 204 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:55,960 Yeah, with I think Chlo allspice, cinnamon, I do like a 205 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,720 good. I do like a good Chai latte. 206 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,480 Oh yeah, I like, I like some Chai. 207 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,120 For sure, I've had one. I. 208 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,440 Guess it's not technical. Coffee, but it's like the 209 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,320 closest thing I'll get to it. Matcha's good too, though. 210 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,800 I hate matcha tastes like glass lawn clippings. 211 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:12,960 That's just lawn clippings. I like that it. 212 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,920 Looks like that. It does have a. 213 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,960 Strange after taste to it but I like it otherwise. 214 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:24,080 My my new roommate loves matcha. Like, he absolutely loves it, 215 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,880 and he said that he loved it before it got cool. 216 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,320 Cool. I like the one from Duncan. 217 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:33,440 He's a He's a hipster, sure. He also likes the green machine 218 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,440 naked, if you guys know what that is. 219 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,160 It's like the. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 220 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,720 Who's the Green Machine? Naked. 221 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,080 The naked. Smoothies. 222 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:41,160 Yeah. Why? 223 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:46,560 If you like being a green machine naked, it's like green. 224 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:51,240 It's one of those drinks you can do and the whole machine is just 225 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,080 a gene. But Martian, so you know, he's 226 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,720 got that. He's got that body, you know, 227 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:59,040 That's what I. That's how I feel about that. 228 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,280 Yeah, there's on boards now a new a new launch. 229 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,600 I see that. Holiday Holiday update. 230 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:10,920 Holiday update. Another another moaning one by 231 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,640 Mr. Master. That's amazing. 232 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,320 He's farming those at this point, this Saint Patrick's. 233 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,080 I love, I love the name of that one. 234 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,400 Derek's. It's literally. 235 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:28,800 It's it is what it is. It's that saying moo like a gay 236 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,080 cow. Yeah, Derek's saying moo like a 237 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,600 gay cow. That's literally what it. 238 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:36,760 Is Moo. That was from a part of the UTT 239 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,960 last week that ended up getting cut. 240 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,360 So yeah, that's very special, yeah. 241 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:47,360 I was, I was kind of sad that like half of the UTT got cut 242 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,880 from last week. It was just. 243 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,080 US building Zeno dead. Oh yeah, that's. 244 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,000 Right. That's right. 245 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,200 Yeah. Yeah, maybe. 246 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,120 We had sparse conversations mixed in, but that was mostly 247 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,760 what that latter half was, so I just ended it. 248 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,960 That's. Right, that's right, it was a 249 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,760 great UTT though it. Was funny. 250 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,520 And I I. Have more? 251 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,200 Name your price. Great. 252 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,720 And then I've got my topic that I talked to you about last. 253 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,880 Night Oh yeah, that's right that's right so last week we 254 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:16,440 talked about name your price that's our own original game 255 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,440 from the main menu podcast. You can play it with your 256 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:22,440 friends where you just you just throw them strange things and 257 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,800 it's not $1,000,000 but but it no not. 258 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,280 At all, would you? How much would you take this 259 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,360 thing? How much money would it take 260 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,000 there? There's like. 261 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,280 A certain competitiveness to it it kind. 262 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:36,880 Of gets spoiled. It really is, yeah. 6 bucks I'll 263 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,000 do it for six. It's the lowest. 264 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,840 Bidder here, me and my dad were. Talking about it the next day at 265 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,400 like a little cookout and we told my sisters that my dad 266 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:48,160 would charge what was it $1000 to dress up like a training for 267 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,600 a week. He he got like 25. 100 bucks to 268 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,520 go to prison for a month as a woman, as a. 269 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,720 Woman with a. Broken leg and blind. 270 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:59,040 And blind and blind. And Brazilian. 271 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:03,800 Wax. Too like an. 272 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,840 Alien My my. My. 273 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,360 Buns of. Steel would come into play, 274 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,600 sure. I think you lose. 275 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,440 Some friction without the without the hair so. 276 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:20,360 Yeah. I could, I could just slide away 277 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:24,280 on a on a slip and slide and be safe no matter what it's going. 278 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:27,440 To carry a. Little, little, yeah, yeah. 279 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,760 Or some or some avocado oil or something. 280 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:33,640 Yeah. I only like avocado. 281 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,840 Grape seed Is is a good substitute, but only those two. 282 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,480 All right. What do you what do you got, 283 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,520 Joe? We got some. 284 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:44,880 More here How much and name your price to not bathe for how long? 285 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,040 For. For how long? 286 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,320 A year. A year, I said. 287 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:48,280 Oh. Yeah, a year. 288 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:52,840 No, Yeah, no, no, no. Price will eventually adjust. 289 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,960 I'm out in a year. Somebody else wins this. 290 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,800 There's no amount of money that it would take. 291 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:01,960 There is no amount of money, not a year, a week, OK, it wouldn't 292 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,240 take. 5 million, no, that's. Not the name of the game, the 293 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,080 name of the game. With how much money will it cost 294 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,000 to make you do this? To the lowest. 295 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,560 Nobody could come up with enough money. 296 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,360 I would. Do it for a cold hard million 297 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:17,720 I'd be. Laughing. 298 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,920 Take a take a year off of working, just stay at home as 299 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,760 much as you can. I could. 300 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,640 I couldn't stand myself. It says bathing specifically. 301 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,640 It doesn't. It doesn't say that you can't 302 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:35,680 use like deodorant or like Cologne or spray or something 303 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,560 like that. I'm not. 304 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,840 Worried about smelling good. I'm worried about feeling OK. 305 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,280 Oh yeah. I don't have a. 306 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:45,520 Shower after, if I can go 2 days if I'm sick and I can't get out 307 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:49,480 of bed, which hasn't happened for quite a few years, then I 308 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,640 then, you know, I can go a couple of days and you know, 309 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,920 after that, like I might start to feel better and I'm just 310 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,200 like, I've got to take a shower and then I feel better after 311 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,480 taking a shower. No, absolutely not gross. 312 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:05,960 It goes, it will. You will start chafing after a 313 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:06,880 while. I I won't. 314 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,560 Be able to sleep I like I set off the ring and somewhat 315 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,760 eventually. Your body will adjust the oils 316 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,680 that it produces to to make up for the not bathing. 317 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,120 It happens. No, it's not possible. 318 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,800 No it doesn't. Exist. 319 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,840 It's promising. No, I have a number. 320 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,080 I have a number. Oh yeah. 321 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,920 What? Should we take 500? 322 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:24,960 Thousand oh. Yeah. 323 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Holy cow, that's cheap. It's an. 324 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,920 Uncomfortable year. No, it's an uncomfortable year 325 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:33,600 and I can't bathe, but I can take APTA shower. 326 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,920 So yeah, you can take a. Hooker. 327 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,960 Hooker shower I guess. Hooker bag. 328 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,720 Well, if you can do that, then I'm in. 329 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,240 Yeah, I'm, I'm. Good 500 grand. 330 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:42,680 Sure. I'll take a dude. 331 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,680 Wipe and I'll wipe my pants. I'll wipe my ball. 332 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,040 I'm good. Oh, it's almost you can do. 333 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,200 Water. You couldn't vote? 334 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:53,760 I figured that you counted that. Excuse me, a Hispanic shower 335 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,800 where you just cover yourself in Axe body spray? 336 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,840 No, that's even worse a word. I would. 337 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,280 I would. I would, no, I would end to 338 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,840 myself. Now, the summer months would be 339 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,960 rough, but the winter months would be fine. 340 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:11,400 So the entire week that first, that first year we went camping 341 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:16,520 in the, the, the boundary waters, you know, the shower 342 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:19,680 thing just didn't work out. I was fine with just literally, 343 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:23,200 you know, wiping my pits and naughty bits with a, with a rag 344 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,000 real quick down at the river. You know, that was, that was 345 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,040 fine. A little bit of soap. 346 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,520 I I didn't mind that and, you know, I didn't feel too gross. 347 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,920 I could probably last. I I don't know if I could do a 348 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,960 whole year of that, though. I I just used a wipe in my tent. 349 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,600 That's all right. Yeah, that's not the. 350 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,960 Worst ever. Dan, it's not. 351 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,320 You don't want to. I would. 352 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,000 Do a week. I would do it for. 400,000 I was 353 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,120 gonna say that. Means I have to if there was an 354 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,680 amount. That somebody would be willing 355 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,480 to pay I would not beat you guys. 356 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:57,600 There's just a 30 million all right 2. 150 thousand 100K 90. 357 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,880 1000 Oh my. Goodness, no. 358 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,240 There's just no way. How much? 359 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,800 Is that no way you got to break it? 360 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:09,400 Come on, how much is that a month 90? 361 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,000 5K it's not even 10,000 a month. All right, 50. 362 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,839 Thousand 50,000. Oh. 363 00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:17,920 Wow, 50,000. You are. 364 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,400 I'm out. A cheap. 365 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:23,280 Whore. My whole, my whole was just to 366 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:27,240 take a year off of work. 50,000 is what I make a year. 367 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,760 So, yeah, right. No, you're. 368 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,720 Doing that, that's all you. That's. 369 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:35,080 All you? No, no, absolutely not. 370 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,200 You can have it slow. It's slow, but that's you have 371 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,320 a. Wife and kid at home, though, 372 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,160 they're going to be subjected to this. 373 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,320 Yeah, I know. But. 374 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:47,720 BTA shower #. Payment on the nice home that'll 375 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,560 set me ahead in life and all I have Are you, are you actually? 376 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,600 Planning on going into work and like going into people's houses 377 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,080 smelling like dookies all the time. 378 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,360 No, it doesn't say it smell good. 379 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:03,040 You smell like blown up. You take hooker baths, you know, 380 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,360 with wipes, you wipe the problem areas. 381 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,560 You won't stink. I don't think you'll stink. 382 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,440 You'll feel a my. You're here. 383 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,320 You. You wouldn't. 384 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,000 You, you, you would. You would, but. 385 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Like I said, your body does adjust for 1000. 386 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,000 Dollars. I don't want to. 387 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,680 Find out. I don't know. 388 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,400 I don't want to. I don't want to FIFO or fat fo 389 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,480 Fat fo I. Hope you will. 390 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,520 Change my first. In first out, I don't know hair. 391 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,640 Hair and beard will start getting like really itchy. 392 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:32,960 No, that's. Why you keep them? 393 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,120 You keep them trimmed down. You're good. 394 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,440 But I got $50,000 just for doing that, yeah. 395 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,200 I'm not. You can have it. 396 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,280 I will I. Will clap you on. 397 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:49,680 Sir, I will glad that we do the cheer you on in my in my the 398 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:55,440 week before all of this starts I with my shaved or my my wax body 399 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,400 and my girl clothes with a broken leg in prison. 400 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,400 I will cheer you on. Sir, I will not be participating 401 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,200 in this. I'll give. 402 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,680 You a thumbs up from the stockades. 403 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,320 I will be. Taking a shower in. 404 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,240 Without. SOAP probably because I don't 405 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,720 want to take the chance of dropping it. 406 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:15,000 How can you? How about eat dog food every day 407 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,320 for like every day? For a month. 408 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,920 A bowl of dog food all. Right. 409 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,600 For how long? For a month. 410 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,360 At let's say we're talking. Kibble. 411 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:28,960 We're talking wet food, yeah. Danny already. 412 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,840 Does this, so I don't think we're beating you. 413 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:35,080 I was prolific as a kid for eating dog witches kibble. 414 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,800 Kibble treat though. That's a dog and I gotta. 415 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,680 Do it once a day. For how long can I add milk to 416 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,960 it? Maybe I'll say for. 417 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,760 A month? Yeah, you can add stuff for a 418 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:44,880 month, OK. It's still. 419 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,840 Dried dog food. Do this. 420 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,080 One for sure. Man, your breath is going to 421 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,960 stink so. I, I generally don't like, I'll 422 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,600 try the dog's food because I'm not going to give them something 423 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,840 that I wouldn't, you know, eat myself. 424 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,120 Don't they have? Protein. 425 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:03,680 Dog food, Yeah. By the way, the macros on dog 426 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,920 food are insane. You're going to get crazy. 427 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:07,680 Yeah, honestly. I. 428 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,320 Was I was going to be a great. Experience. 429 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:15,680 I'm gay. I'll do it for. 1500 Damn Oh 430 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,520 man, I. Knew you'd go. 431 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,840 Pretty cheap. I don't think I'd want to do 432 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,640 1500. I think I'd want more like 5 433 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,280 grand. Oh so. 434 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,480 You'll dress drag for a week for 1000, but you won't eat dog food 435 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,160 for less than 2000. That's why I don't believe 436 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,960 these. That's fair. 437 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,200 That's honestly very fair, Derek. 438 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,480 I you know what? You're right. 439 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,240 You're right. Sir, $1000 to eat dog food for a 440 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,160 month, 500 bucks I was going. To save 5. 441 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,000 Dollars, Maybe Danny would win. This one you can have it buddy 442 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,600 5. 100 bucks. Holy. 443 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,040 Crap. I mean that'll. 444 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:57,200 Be the dog food. 200 Two 102. 100 this one. 445 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,040 For a. Month 50. 446 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:04,920 Dollars. $50. 1. 100 All right, I'll do it for an. 447 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:10,920 Over the pants handy. But you're got it. 448 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,560 You're. Giving one or you're getting 449 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,320 one. Either way. 450 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,080 You want to give you $100? For me to eat dog food for a 451 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:19,960 month. I'll give. 452 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:24,160 I'll pay. $50. No, I don't believe it. 453 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,640 I'll buy the. Pack myself. 454 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:32,200 It's a decision you'd regret. Danny for $50, OK. 455 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,720 Alex. Like Jack I. 456 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:40,360 Like. Scared how much? 457 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,080 Money would you take for not the thing that we normally talk 458 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:47,600 about Call of Duty. How much money would you take to 459 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,320 hold your poop for a week or try to try to? 460 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,120 Hold until you. Physically. 461 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,640 This is this is on the the the same. 462 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,240 So if you're not able to do it, yeah, what happened to your 463 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,880 money until? Until you get you physically 464 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,680 can't and you rush to the hospital and you can see this is 465 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,760 right. Along the same lines as not not 466 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,080 bathing, to me, it's gonna get real. 467 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:12,680 With you, I don't think I'd be able to hold it that long, even 468 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:17,040 like the name of my body would push it out of me, but my. 469 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,040 Body would push it. Out of me the name of the OR. 470 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,320 I would ever have to rush. How much money would? 471 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,040 It take for you to hold it until you had to go to the hospital, 472 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,680 yeah. Oh, that's any number. 473 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,200 Any number, Yeah, I mean, so I feel. 474 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,240 Like I could do a week. I don't think it would. 475 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,680 I think I would be quite a 500 mil. 500. 476 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,760 Mil Alex doesn't win 3000 Here's the. 477 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,080 Name of the game? Here's what you do for. 478 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,400 This one though, you, you cleanse you. 479 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,560 Cleanse before the. Weekly pay for the medical bills 480 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,880 and then you eat like. Peanuts every day? 481 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,760 No, you're ready for it. You're prepared. 482 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,280 Cheese and peanuts. Cheese and peanuts, not cheese. 483 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,920 Well, so cheese, no. Because. 484 00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,080 If you do that, it's going to be so solid. 485 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,680 By the time you finally do go, you you will need to go to the 486 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,960 hospital, right? So I I'm I'm. 487 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:11,480 I'm going to lowball it here. I'll say I'll do. 488 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,960 It for five. Grand Oh, see, I was going to 489 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,520 say 10 and Danny's My reasoning is this. 490 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,880 My reasoning is this. I'll I'll go on a juice. 491 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,680 I'll go on a juice cleanse before Yeah, you have to get 492 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,800 everything out. I'll get everything out. 493 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,880 You you go like that'll get you extra a week or two easy fast 494 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,920 for the week. Yeah, she didn't. 495 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,960 Say you could. Do that, Yeah. 496 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,920 You eat nothing. But if you if you eat anything, 497 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,240 it's nothing but bone broth. Bone broth, yeah, or. 498 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,760 An apple slice or. Something or an Apple slice and 499 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,400 you're good. Yeah, technically, yeah, it's. 500 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,000 Not gonna be 5 grands, pretty low. 501 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,520 I I'd want a little more than 5 grands personally, but again, 502 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,640 Derek's comment earlier, you know, $1000 to, to dress and 503 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,800 drag. I I'll never feel I'm very 504 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,760 comfortable with this. Could be I will I'm gonna I'm 505 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,640 gonna get hungry. I mean, I'm a fat kid. 506 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,920 I I like to eat. So I'll I'll leave the end of 507 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:10,840 the week 1 having lost weight and two yeah, that's true. 508 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:11,760 You gotta look at. It that way. 509 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,880 OK, so if it's. So if it's more of a challenge, 510 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,160 you get this amount of money. If you don't go, if you don't 511 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,440 poop for a week, it's not a week. 512 00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,720 How much money do you have to have? 513 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 You're getting rushed to the hospital because you haven't 514 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,240 pooped, OK? Completely. 515 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,600 Separate question there's. People that do it for? 516 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,320 I've known of people that don't poop. 517 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,960 They generally poop once a month. 518 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:38,920 I don't know, I. Used to only poop about once a 519 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,760 week. Once or twice a week. 520 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,920 Yeah, for a long time, normal diet normal. 521 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:49,120 But nowadays with my protein and my fiber intake, I poop about 522 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,160 twice a day. Yeah, yeah. 523 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,960 You should do but. The healthy. 524 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,520 Amount is 2 to three times a day. 525 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,000 You should, you should go #2 about the same amount of times 526 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,360 that you eat a meal. Ish. 527 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,280 Ish. Yeah. 528 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,520 Yeah. I to do so. 529 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,280 We're not giving up for his meal. 530 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,440 I'm. I'm going to try. 531 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,680 I don't want to do it for three grand, but I'm going to do it 532 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,920 for three grand because I I want this one. 533 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,880 I was literally just about. To say I would do it for 2500, 534 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,240 Oh Dang it. All right, OK, that's fine. 1500 535 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,680 oh you guys can have it if you're going to fight over it 536 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,000 like this I I'm not going down and part of this. 537 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,760 Game. I kind of want this weight loss, 538 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:27,280 the lowest, the lowest bidder, and I'm not talking about Derek 539 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,040 15. 100, I don't think anyone's going to lower 800 all. 540 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,040 Right. Cheers. 541 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,600 Above 50. Take that, Derek, 50. 542 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,200 Wow, yeah, I'd. Want a few $1000 to do that? 543 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,320 You really go. You really. 544 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,720 Go a whole week for 800? I would, yes. 545 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,000 I. Mean, you know, it's a little. 546 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,080 Over $100 a day, Yeah, Yeah. Not terrible. 547 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,040 You wouldn't have to. Work for that. 548 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,880 Week. I mean, I'll poop fast, no? 549 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,640 You'd want to work. For that week, you'd want 550 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,240 someone to distract yourself from going far. 551 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,240 You really would Well, but again, as as you said, if you're 552 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,200 if you there are ways to making peanuts. 553 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,800 And and like bone broth, you're not going to really need to poop 554 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,280 all that. That's what I'm thinking. 555 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,680 So it's doable. It's definitely doable. 556 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,000 You end up doing. The what is it you end up doing 557 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,600 the Sylvester Stallone diet when he was in Rocky 3, right? 558 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:21,760 He would have like a cup of coffee and or an apple and a can 559 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,000 of tuna every year. You can't do a cup. 560 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,440 Of coffee. You'll be boiled up. 561 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,760 Oh no. You have to skip on the. 562 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,000 Coffee, but you could do like it. 563 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,960 Doesn't affect me because I don't drink coffee. 564 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,680 You'll be you'll dry. Heave out your butt hole. 565 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,120 When I've done the Atkins. Diet before there's been, 566 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:44,400 sometimes I've went two to three days just because, you know, 567 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,960 you're not taking in any fiber or carbohydrates. 568 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,240 It's all just, it's basically all protein, you know, most of 569 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,640 it. So you got to have fiber, Yeah. 570 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,920 There's one of these. Well, let's do this one first. 571 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,600 I don't know how this one's going to go. 572 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,200 The winner for that one, by the way, was 800. 573 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,480 Yeah, Good. Congrats. 574 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:07,280 Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I have principle you wrecked. 575 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,640 Your help and you've got absolutely nothing. 576 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,000 I lose weight though, and. It. 577 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,840 Would rewire my stomach. I wouldn't even as much after 578 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,120 that we would cap. You lose. 579 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,160 Weight. Yeah. 580 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,920 All right. For a month. 581 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,160 OK, Oh, you have to. Slap. 582 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,560 The first person you see each day, it's me. 583 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,240 Deal. OK. 584 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,040 How much money? Literally. 585 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,680 My roommate. Because we drive to do that 586 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,880 anyway. I do it anyway. 587 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,520 I do it for no money so it has to be forcible. 588 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:39,720 Slap you, slap your wife. Every day? 589 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,080 No. What will you mean? 590 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:41,880 You just. I'm the first. 591 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,640 Person I see in the morning. Besides yourself. 592 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:46,920 Oh Dang it. Oh. 593 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,160 Beside no. No amount of money. 594 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,040 I I would not take any money, any amount of money for slapping 595 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,920 Mikayla until you see some this. This is this is an easy one, is 596 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,280 it? I don't want to do it. 597 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,320 I I want to make you some money. I don't want to lowball it, but 598 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,360 this is a very easy one. I will. 599 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:04,640 I'll. I'll interrupt. 600 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,960 Alex. I think Mikayla would be mad at 601 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,680 you if you declined 5 million or 50 million or whatever amount of 602 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,600 money if you didn't slap her probably. 603 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,280 Would be and that's anger I'd have to live with I want you to 604 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:21,960 do it we're gonna have. $500 million, well, you would be 605 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:22,400 very. Good. 606 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,600 The low. Ball, though, it doesn't work 607 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:29,280 that way. 500 bucks. Yeah, I was going to say. 608 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,960 Yeah, it. Really is. 609 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,200 Instantly out my my first thing was like 50K. 610 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,080 Yeah, I'd. Rather have, I would rather have 611 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,200 more money just because I would want to make the money. 612 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,480 But this is an easy one. I'll would you say $500? 613 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,000 I'll do it for four. Because then I can split it with 614 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,680 my roommate because I use 4. Always the first one I see in 615 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,920 the morning. What's the reason? 616 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,000 The reason? What? 617 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,880 What's the reason the? Question the. 618 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,760 Reason for finish. Your statement and then I'll. 619 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,400 Ask my question. Sorry about the reason that 620 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,120 you're going so. Low. 621 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,280 So just to be Danny on this one, is this ones an easy one? 622 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,160 This is an easy whatever. Why is it easy? 623 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,920 It's super easy. So you set it up with somebody 624 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,640 ahead of time, whoever say, hey, I'm going to have to slap you 625 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,120 every day for a month and I'm going to earn this amount of 626 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,440 money for it, You know, I'll split it with them. 627 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,800 Yeah, it's not enough. I honestly would rather do it 628 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,120 for more. But this is a stupid easy one to 629 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,800 do. It's just one slap. 630 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:31,360 It also doesn't say I'll I'll, I'll even tell them like, look, 631 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,800 I'll slap you and then you slap me. 632 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,480 Yeah, it's not part. Of the deal. 633 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,200 But they can do it. Yeah, I mean I can. 634 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,800 Make it part of the deal. Yeah, just to just. 635 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,600 To, you know, spice it up a little bit. 636 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,120 What if you like need? To go to the gas station and you 637 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,800 accidentally like peek at the gas the cashier. 638 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,360 No, that's, that's where you where you set it up. 639 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,400 It doesn't have to be somebody, you know, Superman, Slappy. 640 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,400 Term you're just like. You can't. 641 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,480 Always guarantee that though. Yeah, yeah, you. 642 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,840 Can you you prepare? You can OK, so you're on your 643 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,200 way. You're on your way to work. 644 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,600 You know, you're you're like driving past someone and you 645 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,960 peak some and you peek at someone who's driving past to 646 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,280 the opposite way. Do you have to pull a Huey to 647 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,360 like go and slap you? Follow them. 648 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,160 And. Get. 649 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,760 Pulled over, you're going. To. 650 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:31,280 Jail. Well, and that would. 651 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,680 Be the thing that would happen to me. 652 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,360 I haven't been pulled over and I don't know how many years. 653 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,760 It's been like 1314 years, 15 years. 654 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,320 And that would be the time that I would get pulled over for 655 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,480 sure. Sir, Sir, get back in the car. 656 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,960 Get back in the car. Smack. 657 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,520 Officer, you're going to have to come closer. 658 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,560 I'll stay in the car, but you're going to have to come closer. 659 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:53,600 I look at I'm going to make a measly A paltry $400.00 at the 660 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,920 end of this week for slapping the first person I see. 661 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,840 And you are the first man I've seen. 662 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,440 It's the monster. At the end of the month, you'll 663 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,240 be put in jail, Yeah. A month you're just going to. 664 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,960 Be surrounded by officers. The entire time that you're. 665 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:06,280 There. Yeah. 666 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,400 And I'm just going. To yeah, reaction way on that. 667 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,880 This is nothing against you. You can slap me back right 668 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,720 after, you know, to make it even. 669 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,360 I'm really sorry. I I think you're probably an 670 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,840 awesome guy. I smack the crap out of you. 671 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:22,640 Yeah, and, and I'll give you a bro job at the end of it just 672 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,920 to, you know, put some light pants in top. 673 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,880 Yeah, that too. I'll do both into a breathalyzer 674 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:33,240 test. So. 200 two, 150 dollars, $250 675 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,480 I'll do it for OK, Dang it, you can have it. 676 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,800 You know, I'm just a generous, I tell you why I'd love to because 677 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,560 quite literally you just blind yourself until you leave the 678 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,200 house and you drive to work and you just kind of, you know, let 679 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,920 let let autopilot do its thing. Yep. 680 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:51,520 And. Then. 681 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:56,040 You, you get to work and then you have, you have that set up 682 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,520 with that coworker and you're like, look, man, I'll pay you 20 683 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:03,320 bucks a day. I'll guarantee you Matt would, 684 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:09,120 Matt would do that. You know, all right, I'll pay 685 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:14,480 you 5 bucks. Do you one better? 686 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,800 I'll do you one better. You really don't like the people 687 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,240 you work. With you, just make it a 688 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,600 surprise. Who am I going to see first 689 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:22,120 today? Oh man, I'm telling you, I got 690 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:22,800 it. I'll do you one. 691 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,280 Better what's up? Do it for 100 bucks and I'll 692 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,800 blind myself for the whole month. 693 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,240 Won't see anybody. I think the situation is. 694 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,440 Not worth 100 bucks. I didn't say permanently. 695 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,720 Blind myself. I'm like blindfold, cover my 696 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,400 eyes. I'm not seeing for long. 697 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,840 For 100 bucks. Yeah, Alex. 698 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,760 Why you why'd? You go blind for a month? 699 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,200 No A. Month. 700 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,560 Don't worry about it dude. Want to unlock dark vision? 701 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,520 Allergies. Allergies. 702 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,280 I would have, I would have said. 10,000 No Yeah, honestly, I'd 703 00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,000 rather. Have the money get in out of 704 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,240 the. Way so there's nobody else 705 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,920 involved. Just tell Alexis and she'll be 706 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,280 fine with it. She'll take it. 707 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,760 It also says it. It also says that you don't have 708 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:10,080 to. It doesn't stipulate a, you 709 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,520 know, like a strength. No, I did say it has. 710 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,160 To be forcible, it doesn't have to be as hard as you can, but it 711 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,440 has to be a forcible slap. You guys smack the clap. 712 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,280 Out of them. Oh, you guys smack the clap a 713 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,200 little. Bit you don't. 714 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,960 Really have to like. Give them hell, I mean, but I 715 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,840 don't. Know, I don't know y'all's. 716 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:28,520 Those of us who have significant others, I don't know y'all's. 717 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:32,400 They might be into IT, people like that thing, but no. 718 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,520 Don't think so. Either it's weird, there's money 719 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,840 on them, but yeah. Dan asked. 720 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,400 It doesn't have to be. On the face does it, I was told. 721 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,600 I was told it does. Have to be on the. 722 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,040 Face I was. Told if I. 723 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,760 If I. Smacked the crap out of her for 724 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,600 $250. I'd be single. 725 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:58,960 Oh man, that's a smart woman. That's a very smart woman, and 726 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:01,760 the very. Smart. $50. 727 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,680 And wins it. For to fall of an amount now 728 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,520 here's 100. Dollars to go blind. 729 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,040 For a month? Come on, that's love to buy a. 730 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,760 House OK 10s of dollars. Type We've never gone this low. 731 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,880 We might be getting into the sense territory. 732 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,639 Cut all your fingers, fingernails, down to the nub to 733 00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:20,320 the nub. To the nub. 734 00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:23,199 As short as where you go, Like cut them all the way. 735 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,639 You know, I like when you like freshly cut your fingernails and 736 00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:28,520 you can't pick at anything. And just as short as they'll go. 737 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,360 You have somebody cut them. Does it physically hurt? 738 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,400 Me to have them cut or is it like? 739 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:36,920 No as far. Down as you usually cut them. 740 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,440 When you cut your nails, cut them as far. 741 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,000 Down as there's physically not no I. 742 00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:45,520 I refuse to partake in this one. Name a number. 743 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,880 No name A number name. Name your. 744 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,120 Price name it name. It no, but Kita. 745 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,960 Name it you like your. Fingernail I'm just trying to 746 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,600 think of. Something that I want and then 747 00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,320 that would be the my price. A Canadian thing. 748 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,000 It's it's just that your nerve. Endings are right there too, so 749 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,040 like they're like just short face it only. 750 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,480 Hurts for a couple of days. I, I have that happen all the 751 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:12,000 time where my, my nails will break off and they'll you know 752 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,120 and all that when they're growing. 753 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,840 Back you might have you might get like an ingrown nail that 754 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:21,640 sucks no good. I peel my nails yeah, I do like 755 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,160 the same. I peel mine as well. 756 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,240 I. Usually I usually. 757 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,120 Chew them off. Sometimes I'll file them, but I 758 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,760 usually chew them. That's gross. 759 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,120 Yeah. No, this This is different 760 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,160 though. You can peel them up. 761 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,320 And swallow them to the skin. That's fine, I. 762 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,960 Peel them back. I peel them back to the skin. 763 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:38,280 Yeah. Imagine all them. 764 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,320 It'll hurt over there too, though. 765 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,600 You never had that. I don't think so. 766 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,280 That's. Not true. 767 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,600 Yeah, I just, I just. I mean, yeah, go ahead. 768 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,200 Canadian Penny. Canadian Penny. 769 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,800 Well, I'm, I'm not going to Canadian. 770 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,680 I mean, you're just, you're just, oh, here we go, here we 771 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,640 go, here we go. I want to make you one better. 772 00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,720 I want a dime a well. Dime and they don't even. 773 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,440 Exist what? What were you going to? 774 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,360 Say you're going to say $5. Who? 775 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,760 Me? Yeah. 776 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,160 Oh. I don't know. 777 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:11,280 I mean, I'd like like 50 bucks, you know, Yeah, I mean. 778 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,040 I want something. Out of it but $40. 779 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,600 I do it for 10 bucks. Oh, I mean if you want. 780 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,080 It that. Bad you can have it, and then 781 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,120 five you can have it. $5 you're saying crazy how you? 782 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,920 Guys. Started in the 10s of dollars. 783 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:29,960 That's crazy, yeah. That's not a hard it's something 784 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,000 that happened. All the time. 785 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,120 Something I do on the daily anyways. 786 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,360 Yeah, get like the pinky. Though, like do you chew them 787 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,120 off? Yeah, I just grab the. 788 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,000 Edge like this? Yeah, and I just RIP with 789 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,120 another. Fingernail. 790 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,440 But imagine all all your fingernails. 791 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,640 Yeah, I do. That with fingernails that 792 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:50,640 aren't like that, I mean, give me, give me a piece of sandpaper 793 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,080 and I'll take them all down to that. 794 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,560 It's not that it's, it's not, it doesn't, it's not that bad. 795 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,920 I'll do you one better. Water torture. 796 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,040 I will do you one. Better, right? 797 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,080 We'll pay $40. I will go to the local 798 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,240 Vietnamese nail salon. I'll have them do that, do it 799 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:10,560 for me literally all the time. All the time I will. 800 00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,200 Pay $40. I'm not. 801 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,400 I'm not doing that. No. 802 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,400 I think that's. Like a fetish thing at that 803 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,080 point, yeah. Yeah, a little. 804 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,680 Manicure. Guys doing something called the 805 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:25,000 manicure. Here's 1 Alex said he does this 806 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,640 or used to go commando but for three months. 807 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,800 I personally. Don't I don't have a. 808 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,280 Problem a long time. No, I I don't. 809 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:38,480 Have a problem with it at all. My only deal would be I I cannot 810 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,000 do that for that length of time, like a week. 811 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,480 OK, because I'd take a week off of work. 812 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:47,280 I have to change at work. I'm not I, we used to work with 813 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:50,360 it with he was, he ended up being my manager and he went 814 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,560 commando. And I think until people started 815 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,360 complaining because he changed his pants in the morning, I'd 816 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,000 turn around and there's his naked rear end or there's his 817 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,160 nuts swinging in the wind. I'm just not, I, I know I joke 818 00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,160 about it, but I, I'm not that way. 819 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:08,640 So I, I, I probably could not do that for three months just based 820 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,840 on that. Otherwise I I am forced. 821 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,240 To wear it where it's. Not a big work. 822 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,440 And the price? It's. 823 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,440 It's, it's, it's, it's liberating. 824 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,160 You know, it's fine. Well, how much would it take? 825 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,960 35,000 I want it 35 that's three months. 826 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:22,920 That's three. Months. 827 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,200 I mean, I have. That's a lot. 828 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,400 Of money for three months. Yeah, I know, but I. 829 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,040 Wear jeans. I have to wear jeans to work so 830 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:31,760 Damien looks. Like he's out of this one. 831 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,000 No, I'm. Not out. 832 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000 I'm back in the camera, you know, OK, give me a number. 833 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,400 OK. Cuz I also have to wear jeans 834 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,000 and I also work in a factory where it gets very, very hot. 835 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,880 It does very, very hot. I'd be fine. 836 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,400 Taking home 20,000 after the three months, I feel like that 837 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,640 would pay off. You know I'll be mad at. 838 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,760 Myself if I didn't. Do it and I'll figure. 839 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,520 A way Around it 10,000. Yeah, I'll do it for 10. 840 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,240 I'll do 3000. I'm not going that low. 841 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,680 I'm. Just worried about this other. 842 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,480 Thing man, I want some money out of this. 843 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,120 Thing. So far I've only. 844 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,840 Made like a couple grand. I I want some no that is. 845 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,560 That is how much money, that is how much money I make in three 846 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,320 months. So I'm just getting a double 847 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,880 paycheck also. Yeah, you make a. $1000 a month, 848 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,120 yeah. No, no, don't. 849 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,320 No, no, no. Not true. 850 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,440 Sorry. That's what I. 851 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:24,040 Say 24106. Thousand. 852 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,840 There we go. That's why we I'll take 6000. 853 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,720 It'll be just a double paycheck. There we go, 6000. 854 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:31,720 All right then. I'll do 5 because 5 is my, 5 is 855 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:32,320 my. Lowest. 856 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:33,480 Dude. I'll do. 857 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,760 I'll do three. I'll stick to my original three. 858 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,840 Half the paycheck. Very bad because. 859 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,000 I work out so much man. Here's the thing. 860 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,520 Work out so much. I have a very bad chafing 861 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:46,760 problem. My legs. 862 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,240 I will rub my legs during the summertime. 863 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:51,080 Raw don't. Doesn't matter what kind of 864 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,640 underwear I'm wearing. Does not matter. 865 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,480 They rub raw. It doesn't matter. 866 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,880 So it's a summer. It's just the summertime. 867 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,840 You gotta have that coconut oil. On hand baby powder. 868 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,960 Deodorant I use deodorant like spray on deodorant. 869 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,680 It helps. I've known of guys that. 870 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,560 Do that the only. Problem with coconut oil is 871 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:12,400 again oily and when you start sweating it doesn't wash it off, 872 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,920 it runs. You've hovered and you're 873 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,080 covered in oil by the end of the day, and I'm like. 874 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:19,800 That would be gross. I. 875 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,040 Say that for my Friday. Night. 876 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,840 So I'm not here for it every day, Mr. Master says. 877 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:31,400 That's when he goes drag. Yeah, but I'm only going. 878 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:37,960 Drag for a week, yeah? I still like box Get out of here 879 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:43,960 3. 500. 500 Yeah, break your leg. 880 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,120 Go blind, go to jail. That's. 881 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:51,600 Why dress and drag? I don't think I won the. 882 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,360 Breaking the breaking of the leg one. 883 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:54,720 Did I? Yeah, you did. 884 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:59,000 Then I went back. Yeah, well, I thought somebody. 885 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,480 Else won that you basically made. 886 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:04,960 A bundle deal, yeah. I mean. 887 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,320 It'll be an uncomfortable week, but in Brazilian. 888 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,560 Wax, I'm going to have a switch. Too at the end. 889 00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:13,600 So full body. Yeah, full body wax. 890 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,520 How about? How about this one? 891 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,280 How about this? All right, what do you? 892 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:17,600 Got what's like the? Worst. 893 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,600 What's 1 of the worst jobs you get? 894 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,360 Worst job that I can think. Of who were worker. 895 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,040 Who were worker? Yeah, I was garbage. 896 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:29,240 No, not garbage. Oil field, worker oil field or 897 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,000 like. A wastewater job. 898 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,160 Wastewater worker. What sounded like sewer No. 899 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,880 Because like that would that would. 900 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:39,360 Suck, yeah, in that in that arena, I've. 901 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,720 Smelled the wastewater. Smell that stuff is terrible 902 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:43,600 yeah I. I have. 903 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,680 Congratulations, I got it. No, I got it. 904 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,080 I got it. Crime scene cleanup crew. 905 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,600 Oh, no, yeah, that's a sewer. That would be. 906 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,600 Dude. You would run. 907 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,360 Into you would run into rotting corpses, like the people who 908 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,320 cleaned up after Jeffrey Dahmer's crime scene. 909 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,240 Let's do both guys. That's not bad. 910 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,880 That's not bad. I don't know. 911 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,760 You clean up brain. Matter I've known of I've. 912 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,200 Known of some in our area that were so bad they just had to cut 913 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,560 the carpet out around them and that's how they had to remove 914 00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:13,400 the body. Yeah, they could accelerate what 915 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,120 was left of the body. You put a little bit of Vick's 916 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,640 vapor rub right underneath your nostrils. 917 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,360 I don't think that's enough. I've I've, I mean, well, how 918 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,000 about this I? Think more of the. 919 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,560 Mental trauma, sewer work? Yeah, congratulations. 920 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,880 That's your new job for a month. OK, I'm a wastewater. 921 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,480 Operator. OK, OK. 922 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,800 That's your new job for a month. All right, well, I'm, I'm. 923 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,080 Not going to do that. Cheap. 924 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,560 How much? Money are you you getting for? 925 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,400 That for a month. Just like. 926 00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,960 I'll take a year. I'll take a year's. 927 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:47,720 Salary and a month, so like 60,000 no. 928 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,320 Most of your wastewater operators, you're earning about 929 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:54,400 80 to 100 per year 70. Yeah, it takes a year's. 930 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,880 Salary of the waste management, not the your current this is. 931 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,640 A very. Very, very, very, very nasty 932 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,200 job. You deal with a lot of I'm not 933 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,320 kidding, because I've. I've done it. 934 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,400 Yeah, yeah. You deal with a lot of grey 935 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,400 water. And if you've not smelled grey 936 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:18,520 water, it's, it's very, it's very, it's very dangerous to be 937 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,560 around. You use a lot of dangerous 938 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,680 chemicals. Like on site we use hydrochloric 939 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,320 acid and several other different types of acids. 940 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,760 And we use bases as well. Like it is a very demanding job 941 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:34,520 that you have to keep up on. I would do it for six grand for 942 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:35,960 a month. Yeah. 943 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,560 That's that that. That's not. 944 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:40,480 That much it is. That's how much. 945 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:44,200 They make in a month. I'll I would need more than 946 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,000 that. To change my no I I would. 947 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,200 Whatever. Yeah, no, whatever. 948 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,600 Whatever they would normally get paid, I would do it for. 949 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,040 I mean, I'm not doing it for free, but you know, I'll do. 950 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,120 I'll be 5 grand. They may have to do that. 951 00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,680 Right now, probably the system. Move over. 952 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,680 I don't want to do it all move. Over right now, man. 953 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:06,640 What's the smell? After like after about an hour 954 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,280 you get used to the smell. The only. 955 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,560 Bad part is, is it? Leeches onto your clothes and 956 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,120 you carry it with you the entire day. 957 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,800 Don't they have like? Yeah, don't, don't you have like 958 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,360 a they have like chemical showers that you shower and at 959 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,720 the end of the day to get that smell off. 960 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,040 Well, most guys. Just shower there and bring 961 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,960 extra clothes with them. Yeah, I'd say. 10, No, it 962 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,960 wouldn't go over 10, yeah. Pretty miserable. 963 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,000 I'm not going any lower than. Five, I'm not doing it any 964 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,920 cheaper than they do it. So yeah, I'm very, I'm very. 965 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,200 Sensitive to smells so as soon as I get a whiff I'm probably 966 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,960 wretching my stomach. You probably would. 967 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,480 You probably it's yeah, I'd be fine with it. 968 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,000 It's not something I would want to do long term, but if that's 969 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,280 all there was available and OK, I got to do something to pay the 970 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,280 bills, I've always been willing to do that. 971 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,200 Well, you never they. Make 6. $1000 a month. 972 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:57,320 Crazy. Yeah. 973 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,360 In the wrong work, man. Yeah, Alex. 974 00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,360 Found a new job. You are just. 975 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,560 Go to the. Sewers and say hey man I want a 976 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,440 job, do you probably get one? My friends told me. 977 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:09,880 I mean, it's not. I mean. 978 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:13,400 Not to like, I'm not trying to like say anything wrong, but I 979 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:17,320 mean, think about with your size, you'd be perfect for sewer 980 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,440 work. Yeah, you could just dive in 981 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,400 the. In the great water cool into. 982 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,120 The Gray water, I don't think you know. 983 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:26,920 What's about this? Water level, it's like that. 984 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,240 It's like that. That special guy who swims 985 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,040 around in the waters of Chernobyl? 986 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,360 Yeah, he's. Going to be in Chernobyl. 987 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,800 I know exactly you're talking. About It's up for. 988 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,040 You, yeah. That guy. 989 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,000 'S hilarious. That's the craziest thing too. 990 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:46,160 He's going to outlive all of us for some reason. 991 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:50,640 It's he's done a crazy amount. Of like, urban exploration in 992 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,320 Chernobyl. It's insane. 993 00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:57,280 Yeah, like on an inflatable raft canoeing through these freaking 994 00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,840 legs factory. It's this guy on YouTube that I 995 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,160 watch. He's from Ukraine. 996 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,800 Yeah. And he, like goes. 997 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,760 I was going to say he's. Ukrainian or something? 998 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,400 Yeah. He sneaks into Chernobyl and 999 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,400 then, like, takes this inflatable raft and like, just 1000 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,040 goes through the old factories where there's just water sitting 1001 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:18,200 there, probably all irradiated, and he's just sitting there 1002 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,800 paddling and. Like and. 1003 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:23,520 Wanted to die of cancer. In one episode. 1004 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,000 He's like, he like the raft gets punctured. 1005 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,520 It's like starting to sink. And he's free, no? 1006 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:34,080 Stillwater even being. Yeah, even being close to it, 1007 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,880 not even being, not even touching it. 1008 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,680 Oh yeah, convention. Tiger count, but it has like 1009 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,400 half deformed already anyway, so he's probably gonna be OK He's. 1010 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,920 Got like Down syndrome or something. 1011 00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,040 He's a special guy. But dude the video I saw he was 1012 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,040 swimming in it. That might have been after his 1013 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,600 his puncture it. It might him out, yeah. 1014 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,160 I saw a video of him swimming out and he washes his face in 1015 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,080 the same water. Then he gets up and walks away. 1016 00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,520 I'm just like, oh dude. Oh, that's OK. 1017 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:02,480 All right. That's crazy. 1018 00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:03,960 Oh, have you heard of this guy that. 1019 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,960 Takes. Baths in people's septic tanks 1020 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,480 and he'll pay you money. No, but that's an interesting. 1021 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,160 I. Actually have heard that, yeah, 1022 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,400 he likes it. He does it for relaxation. 1023 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,800 It's therapeutic to him. The rest? 1024 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,520 Of the entire world. We don't feel that way. 1025 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:19,840 How much money? Would it would. 1026 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:24,240 You need to take a bath a good old a good a good Hardy like 30 1027 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:26,560 minute bath and some random dudes septic. 1028 00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:29,640 No, no, no. There's not an amount of money. 1029 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,560 That would allow me to do that 30 minutes once. 1030 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:34,200 I just got to do. 30 minutes just. 1031 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,280 Once like $1,000,000. For 30 minutes. 1032 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,800 Are you guys kidding me? 30 minutes. 1033 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,040 Not kidding. You that's gross $1,000,000. 1034 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,440 I mean, my awful yes, it'd be terrible 500A. 1035 00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:51,360 Million. $500,000. 500 no see, Danny wants this money so you 1036 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:59,120 know a. $100,000. 100K that's I'd take a, I'd take a we 1037 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,000 wouldn't. Go below 100. 1038 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,080 K. If I'm doing. 1039 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:07,200 This for 30 minutes. Need to be able to retire after 1040 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,600 it, right? And I'm. 1041 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:10,640 Sorry. Fine. 1042 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:15,640 I need like at. Least 5 mil 5 mil 30 minutes 1043 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,560 below. That I'm like. 1044 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:21,320 I can't no 30 minutes. Is just a little poop a little 1045 00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:23,760 poop? No, it's not nose. 1046 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:26,480 Nose and earplugs, buddy. I just cleaned. 1047 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,960 Up like 5 gallons of poop today. I'm done right. 1048 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,680 Do I get do I get a little nose plug? 1049 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,160 Yeah, nose plugs and. Earplugs can I get? 1050 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,960 Can I get a can I get like a a hair like a cap? 1051 00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,000 Yeah, OK. Like a slam. 1052 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,000 Cap, there you go. Yeah. 50 grams. 1053 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,560 And and goggles 40 grams. 40 grams. 1054 00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,320 And. 30. Oh my gosh. 1055 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:55,880 You're too low. 10 minutes, 20,020 thousand. 1056 00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,400 Yeah, I'm not. I'm not doing this one. 18,000 1057 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:07,680 dollars 18K. 15 Come on. I'm not going lower I. 1058 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:11,200 Can't go lower. I know that it's only 30. 1059 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,440 Minutes, but it's still 30 minutes. 1060 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,160 All right, fine, 10. Grand. 1061 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:25,520 Not even a million. Not 9. 1000 you're kidding. 1062 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:26,840 I don't want to go lower than 10. 1063 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:31,280 Grand, I could pay off my car. I actually want to do this. 9000 1064 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:37,480 there's no way 9 I would no, it's 30 minutes of. 1065 00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:42,000 My life I'm very good at handling like traumatic events. 1066 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,600 So you just said you're. Not very good with smells you 1067 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,280 couldn't do but. I get a nose plug, but I get a 1068 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:50,080 nose plug, yeah. But you're still gonna taste it. 1069 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,640 You're gonna taste it. You're gonna taste it. 1070 00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:55,240 Those. Going to help. 1071 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:57,840 But you're still going to experience this guy, goes on. 1072 00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,920 Gotta go under. You gotta go. 1073 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:09,840 Under no, fuck no, That was. I'm sorry, That was, yeah. 1074 00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:14,440 I was thinking like chest height. 1075 00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:15,280 Maybe. Neck height. 1076 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,520 Yeah. You're saying fully submerged? 1077 00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:21,480 Yeah, you get the shower. Cap and the earplugs and the 1078 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,280 nose plugs and goggles. You're fine. 1079 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,000 Oh. Your. 1080 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:34,120 Mouth. Does that take nothing? 1081 00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:38,040 I'm using this change. Really. 1082 00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:40,600 I mean, I thought we were going to. 1083 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,720 Like neck level? Like you never specify what how 1084 00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:46,080 far we had to go down. We have to fully submerge 1085 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:47,880 ourselves. Hold on, do I have to? 1086 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,320 Submerge myself once. Yeah, just. 1087 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:54,440 Once or as many times. Or as many. 1088 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,800 Times as you want. Yeah, 'cause I'm going to. 1089 00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,960 Hit the first one and go wow. That was actually refreshing. 1090 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,800 Even. Somebody's urine and retract. 1091 00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:05,680 It might be. We don't. 1092 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,040 Know can I write no. No. 1093 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,440 I know. I feel like, yeah, I feel like 1094 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,520 you can retract. I I don't think I could. 1095 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:17,040 Go lower if I have to submerge myself like completely, I 1096 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,800 wouldn't go no longer. No lower than like 50K. 1097 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,640 It doesn't look like this guy. Goes up OK if I had. 1098 00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:24,880 To submerge myself, I would still do. 1099 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,760 I would still do the. 15. Here's. 1100 00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:28,880 Why? And here's. 1101 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,800 Why? Because if if I've got all the 1102 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,960 stuff right, I sit there for 29 minutes and 50 seconds, right? 1103 00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:41,600 And then they're like all. Right, 5 seconds to go, I go and 1104 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,160 then I pull myself out and I get hosed down right there. 1105 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:45,120 Oh, there you go. There you go. 1106 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,560 It's on my. Mouth No. 1107 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,360 I keep my. Mouth closed the entire time. 1108 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:56,720 You. Know Yeah, like a rubber. 1109 00:51:56,720 --> 00:52:00,160 Dog and everything, just like, keep yourself entertained, yeah? 1110 00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:03,760 That's like some outlast. Stuff right there. 1111 00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:07,800 That's exactly what it. Is mumbo jumbo in the in the 1112 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,280 poop? I'll I'll still do it for 10 1113 00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:11,320 grand. I'll do it for 10. 1114 00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,600 Grand. 30 minutes. I, I think I could. 1115 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,400 I'm out it, man. That would be really. 1116 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,880 Nasty I got this is the. Biggest turn around that we've 1117 00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,600 seen in name your price. Yeah, Bob, I'll get my. 1118 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,520 I'll pay my. Card even you can't even give. 1119 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:26,960 Me, 500 million to do that, I'll do it. 1120 00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:29,800 I'll do it for 10 grand. The grand is not that bad. 1121 00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:34,560 I know. I see you think. 1122 00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,080 Of things I don't think of. I'm just thinking of swimming in 1123 00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,120 the group, you know? Yeah, but. 1124 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:40,080 And then you got to. Think too. 1125 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:44,200 Like. 10 KS a lot of money still like that's, I mean, yeah, for 1126 00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,280 30. Minutes at work. 1127 00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,000 Here's the. Thing though. 1128 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:51,040 Like I probably will this probably will mentally change 1129 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:55,440 me, probably will not be the same person afterwards. 1130 00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,880 It's horrid, absolutely. Yeah, you're going to come out 1131 00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:58,680 and. Change man. 1132 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:02,560 Yeah, because I I already have like an aversion. 1133 00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:04,440 Yeah. You're going to. 1134 00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:05,800 You're going to come. Out baptized. 1135 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:11,000 I must lose that though. It might be you know you know 1136 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,840 after that I I might just go ahead and go work in the sewer 1137 00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:17,720 for six grand a month I mean you might you might try as well jump 1138 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,840 into their zipper. I don't. 1139 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,680 Think I'd pay? People, I think, I think they 1140 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:25,640 would still have to pay me. You can pay me and I'll go. 1141 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,880 I'll dive in and I'll clean out your sewer or your your septic 1142 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:32,800 tank, your septic tank. I mean, if I'm if I'm making 1143 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:36,080 good scratch, I, I guess I. I got. 1144 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,280 Is that the? Septic tank pump dudes that 1145 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,840 drive the truck and everything. Yeah, they were. 1146 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:42,200 Hazmat suits. Though, right? 1147 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,320 And that didn't even generally cost around. 1148 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:48,360 Two, I think around 2 to 3 grand to to pump out your you know, to 1149 00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,600 clean out your septic tank. I I got a. 1150 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,240 Name your price, cheddar, scout all. 1151 00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,360 Right, what do you got? Name your. 1152 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:56,200 Price. You won't. 1153 00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:59,440 You can't close your hand for a whole month like it has to stay 1154 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,680 open like this. Can it be like this? 1155 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:04,840 For. A month? 1156 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:07,760 It has to be straight. No, it has to be. 1157 00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,600 Straight the whole time like this it gets stuck like that. 1158 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:13,560 Though that's yeah, no. And you're like AI don't. 1159 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:14,880 Think I can? Want to do that? 1160 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,760 Can I just put them up your? Fingers would be stuck. 1161 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,600 Hold on, I guess. Just relax your hand with your 1162 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,760 fingers open. Like like a relaxed date, right? 1163 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,720 OK. Yeah, relaxed date, Yes. 1164 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,360 You cannot close them. You cannot go lower than. 1165 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,520 What happens if I hold on? Hold on. 1166 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,040 What happens if I close them in my sleep? 1167 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,880 Yeah, I was just. Going to say you could put like 1168 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:38,120 a mechanism or like a glove essentially like a. 1169 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,640 Like a brace or something? Yeah, like a brace or. 1170 00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:44,440 Like a cast or I, I. Guess I'd be fine with that. 1171 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:47,840 Both hands. Both hands, both hands, both 1172 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:49,120 hands. No, I. 1173 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,280 Said both hands. I thought you said, I said, I 1174 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,640 said, I said corn. I said both hands. 1175 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:55,840 Oh, I thought you said one. No. 1176 00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,320 I need them for work I. Need them for yeah. 1177 00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:02,320 Yeah. You'd have to pay for a month of 1178 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:05,400 work, yeah. What do you think, Alex? 1179 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,680 What number would you do? I wouldn't do that one. 1180 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,720 You got to you. Got to your muscles your. 1181 00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:13,120 Muscles would die. Your muscles would die if you 1182 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,840 got braces in your. Hands for a month you're walking 1183 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:17,040 around like this. You would die. 1184 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,560 You would you would you would go a trophic, but you would they 1185 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,840 wouldn't die. It's no different like cast, 1186 00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,680 they they will come back. Eventually. 1187 00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,600 Is this actually? If you. 1188 00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,880 If you put your. Hand in a cast, for instance, or 1189 00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:32,960 in this case it would be hands. It's like if you wrapped them, 1190 00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:36,080 had them wrapped up in like a cast, you could still flex them 1191 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,560 and get some. I've been in way more casts than 1192 00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,120 I wanna be. And yeah, things get you do get 1193 00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,760 a topic. You have to kind of work things 1194 00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,400 out after the fact, but it's doable. 1195 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,520 It's not painful, it's just itchy. 1196 00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:52,640 And a month is about how long it would normally take for 1197 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,080 something to heal anyway, from anywhere to four to six weeks. 1198 00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:57,600 So I I wouldn't be able to work during this time. 1199 00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,680 Yeah, I'm the. I'm the weird guy. 1200 00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,040 I wouldn't break my leg for amount of money. 1201 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:05,000 I do the all of that. It's like, no, yeah, I don't 1202 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,640 know if you say. I'd do it for $500, honestly. 1203 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:08,360 I don't. I don't know. 1204 00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:09,960 Yeah, I didn't really. I'm never. 1205 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,160 I must. It doesn't even. 1206 00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:13,160 It doesn't. Even cover the medical bills 1207 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:14,640 like it doesn't cover the medical bills. 1208 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:18,720 Not sure why I said that. I think I got into the moment, 1209 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:22,400 you know? Break my leg. 1210 00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,480 My legs. Perky. 1211 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:30,480 Have to get paid every week do this hand thing plus just 1212 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,240 inconvenience because that it's your. 1213 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:35,440 How do 10K? 10K10K. 1214 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:39,080 For a month start off. Yep, I mean, it's a month. 1215 00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:42,880 'S wage plus like you got to pay me for being at home too so like 1216 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,520 it's like 8000 yeah it's like 4-4 months I. 1217 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,480 Was almost four months wage with me. 1218 00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:49,680 I could I could do it for seven I. 1219 00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:50,960 I wouldn't go any lower than that. 1220 00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:55,440 That's that's a couple, that's. That's a little bit extra, you 1221 00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:59,400 know, but everybody here makes. A lot more money than me, I. 1222 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,920 I would. I would take a loss and here's 1223 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,800 here's my plan, but first here's a job opening right now if you 1224 00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:12,320 want to move down Iowa, hold on. I'm not, I am not Hold on. 1225 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:17,000 I am not going to review my plan until I either win or lose this, 1226 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:20,120 but I do it for five. You do it for five, Yeah. 1227 00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:22,360 I don't want to go that long. Cards close to his chest. 1228 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:26,160 I like it. Yeah, I think he's noticed that. 1229 00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:29,040 He's thinks of stuff and then it actually works, like me with the 1230 00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,040 whole weight loss plan thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1231 00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,280 I mean, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. 1232 00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:40,280 Both Hands, 5000. 5000 can't go lower than that because so if 1233 00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:41,560 you have to. Keep your hands straight. 1234 00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,120 Like, I mean, how are you gonna eat? 1235 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,720 You know, relax. You'd have to eat everything out 1236 00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,560 of bowls. You know, I think that would be 1237 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:49,800 all right from like a sandwich. You could just hold it like in 1238 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,600 between your palms. Yeah, you could eat sandwich. 1239 00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,360 You could hold yes, or you could just your wife would. 1240 00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:57,040 Have to feed you. Yeah, you could drink that's. 1241 00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,800 That's your coffee, you know. I'm eating burritos. 1242 00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,720 And Subway. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. 1243 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,880 Yeah. Which I like burritos, so I'd be 1244 00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,600 good with that. Wouldn't do 5K. 1245 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:09,600 It's too low, Yeah. I wouldn't do 5. 1246 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,560 K-55's A. Little too low for me. 1247 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,680 Yeah, I agree. All right, I walked away a 1248 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:14,960 winner. So here's my plan. 1249 00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:17,360 I. Am going to get. 1250 00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,240 Casts put on OK, and they're. Stuck with that? 1251 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:23,000 Yeah, it's going to. Cast them and then, then. 1252 00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:26,560 I'm going to go on temporary disability through work. 1253 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,680 Oh, there you go, I. Get. 1254 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:33,680 Close to the chest, I I get a, you know, get a doctor, He's 1255 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:38,280 fine. So I I get I'll be your doctor. 1256 00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:39,880 I get there. Right. 1257 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,800 So now I'm getting paid through work for temporary disability. 1258 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:44,280 It's not a lot, but it's something. 1259 00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:45,480 Yeah. You said it gives me some. 1260 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,840 It gives me an excuse to not have to work. 1261 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:53,360 And then, well, if I get caught and then there's Rod. 1262 00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:57,600 Like, I can eat soup, I can eat through a straw, I can eat 1263 00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,840 Subway, I can eat burritos. I'm good. 1264 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:01,960 You can. Literally just. 1265 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,680 Blend your food and drink it. I can play video games. 1266 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,120 Through nubs. No shoulder buttons. 1267 00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,920 No face buttons you can get. No, you can get. 1268 00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:12,760 One of those chips put in your brain that paraplegic skip for 1269 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,480 the bending your hands now, yeah. 1270 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:21,680 I get one of the special. Remotes for disabled you could 1271 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:25,040 just still use to the VR yeah keep your well, I mean you got 1272 00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:28,200 to kind of move your hands for that for some of it, but 5. 1273 00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:29,440 Grand. I'd be fine. 1274 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,960 I'd be fine with five grand. Yeah, yeah. 1275 00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,640 All right, well. That's an interesting one. 1276 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:38,440 I get paid 50,000. To not bathe for a year, I think 1277 00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,120 that's fair. That's a lot of money. 1278 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:42,760 That's an. Extraordinarily amount of money. 1279 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,960 But. You get so sick you would get so 1280 00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,560 sick not bathing. I really feel like you. 1281 00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:52,320 I got to agree with Alex. Well I'm getting 50,000. 1282 00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,680 I feel like I feel. Like, you know, you're going to, 1283 00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,880 you're going to like start a colony of cockroaches in your, 1284 00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,840 in your skin. Dan's getting paid. $500 to eat 1285 01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:05,720 dog food every day for a week. I think we said it was a month 1286 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,040 food. Is better for you than. 1287 01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:10,440 Human food most of the time. So honestly, I'll do it for 100. 1288 01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,760 That's actually. Fairly low amount of money. 1289 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,640 I'm not sure I believe that. Hold your poop for a week. 1290 01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:22,040 Cheddar wins for 800. Smackaroons slap the first 1291 01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:25,720 person you see every day for a month. 250 goes to Dan. 1292 01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:29,480 Also, I'm not sure if I believe that that's a super low amount. 1293 01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:33,840 He also offered to take a Canadian penny to cut off all of 1294 01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,000 his fingernails down to the hey come. 1295 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,040 On I went with the Welsh dime and they don't exist. 1296 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:42,640 You didn't give me the non existent currency even. 1297 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,560 That I told you. I would pay $40 and go to the 1298 01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:50,720 Vietnamese and get a manicure. Come on -40 dollars. 1299 01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,960 There we go. Give me that one at least. 1300 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:56,920 I want to do the normal thing people do that can come. 1301 01:00:56,920 --> 01:01:00,720 Out of your 3000 for not for going commando for three months 1302 01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:05,160 which you bid for sewer worked. Dan is going to the sewers for 1303 01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:08,760 6000 for a month. Bob is bathing in someone's 1304 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:12,480 septic tank with 50 year old poop or 10,000 smack. 1305 01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,920 It's less than 10. Years and Danny is getting 5. 1306 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:19,360 1000 to have his hands casted for a whole month. 1307 01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:20,600 How much? How much? 1308 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:24,480 For the For the swimming in the septic tank, 10,000 thousand. 1309 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:25,800 Oh yeah. No, that's good. 1310 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,200 Oh, that's right, I was paying my car off. 1311 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:32,880 Yeah, I mean, I'm sure maybe if you went on like GoFundMe, you 1312 01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:35,000 could you could do that. You can make that a reality. 1313 01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,120 I think you should. Maybe I. 1314 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:40,800 Mean maybe give me someone? 'S septic tank and 10,000. 1315 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,080 That's an even. Better idea, I could sit there 1316 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,680 and I could raise a GoFundMe for my my broken wrist. 1317 01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,400 You could. Like I said, you can do that 1318 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:50,880 now. Nothing stopping you. 1319 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,360 Good. All right. 1320 01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:53,000 I'm. Getting off the. 1321 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:54,800 Podcast, I'll see you. Guys later I got to go fund me 1322 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:55,120 next week.