1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:07,640 The Main Menu podcast presents Z&D under the table. 2 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,080 Yeah, I've always said when you're growing up, you you're 3 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,600 seeing people get married all the time. 4 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,320 And as you get older, you start to see people grow apart, such 5 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,320 as life. Right. 6 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:28,880 Yeah, No, I, I especially see that like after graduating, I 7 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,400 have seen like a lot of my classmates, like they're like 8 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,920 getting married and like having kids and I'm just sitting here 9 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:36,800 like I play. Video game. 10 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,640 I like video game. No, I don't know. 11 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,040 It's it's I think it's probably mostly the area in which you 12 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,680 live. No, you're not a loser if you 13 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,520 move to a bitty. You probably have. 14 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,320 I guess that's true. Well, a couple of them still 15 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,520 live in the area that we grew up in, went to school with. 16 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:57,240 Yeah, it's a numbers game. Yeah, my girlfriend goes to 17 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:00,080 another school. You wouldn't know her. 18 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,280 She goes to another school. She goes to another school. 19 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,080 You, you wouldn't know her. She's amazing. 20 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,920 You have any pictures? Yeah, she's amazing. 21 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,840 No picture. No, no, she doesn't like showing 22 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,400 her face. She's hot though, I see. 23 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,640 She's dope. I see no her voice is hot. 24 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,840 I see no naked. I see. 25 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:21,240 No. Yeah, I was. 26 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,760 She didn't know that I was staring at her through the 27 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,880 window. She my new girlfriend. 28 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,360 She my new girlfriend, she doesn't even know it yet. 29 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,720 She will. She will be mine. 30 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,680 I'll send her a card. Hey, Bob, the game was coming on 31 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,600 all right. Hey, you're. 32 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,880 Most working on Dead Rain Five Baby Woo. 33 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,920 Yeah, baby woo. Man, I'm excited already coming 34 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,240 up. It's coming up. 35 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,480 We got the whole year 2026 plan it looks like in the curriculum 36 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,000 and I'm excited for it. Yeah. 37 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,800 Oh yeah, very excited. I even found I even found 38 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,320 something new today. I don't even, I don't know when 39 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,360 we'll play it's. Did did Danny say anything to 40 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:08,240 you about, like, Kung Fu movie? Big style? 41 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:09,800 Yeah. Yeah, I told him. 42 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:10,759 He should. Oh man. 43 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,920 Ronin resurrection or something? Yeah, he and I. 44 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:16,720 Bounced ideas off of each other. Oh man, can you again? 45 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,440 Master Roshi again? Hell yeah. 46 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:23,560 Master Roshi, I, I, I said, I said, I said like, if we do like 47 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,720 a what do you call it? Oh, goodness. 48 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,400 The Karate Kid, Stevens Karate Kid series. 49 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,120 I guess we do it like that. Like we're like different, 50 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,560 different dojos or whatever. I said I'm gonna be, I'm gonna 51 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:38,680 be Tommy of a Green Ranger style. 52 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:44,040 Thank you. Yeah. 53 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:46,800 Oh, I'm Scottish. I'm Steven Seagal. 54 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,440 I'll just. Be lazily. 55 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:56,280 Shoving people down of the black ponytails. 56 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:03,160 Oh man, there's nothing deadlier than that. 57 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:07,680 Even Chuck Norris. Laboring all my moves is shoving 58 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:14,200 people down. Shove them down, shove them 59 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,200 down. Oh man, down some more. 60 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,240 I should do like a John Wick character where his Kung Fu is 61 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:26,240 just gun Foo. Yes, yes, he did a movie. 62 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,040 He Yeah. Well, that's well, I mean in 63 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,240 feudal Japan, yeah. If we do that, if we do it with 64 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,720 that, his name is man. Who was it? 65 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:41,040 So I believe it was Keanu Reeves that did a movie with with gun. 66 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,600 It was like a gun Foo. Are you talking about that movie 67 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,240 with Christian Bale? Maybe it was Christian Bale, 68 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,800 Yes. It's going to bother me. 69 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,480 Yeah. They take the emotions out of 70 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,680 everybody. I know what movie it is. 71 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,480 The matrix. No, it's like the. 72 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:58,000 Matrix. No, it's similar. 73 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,280 Kind of the matrix. To. 74 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,280 Equilibrium is the name of it Equilibrium. 75 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,680 It's a. It's a neat little movie, 76 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:06,600 honestly. It's not. 77 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:10,280 They use a gun Kata. That's a neat. 78 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,560 Equilibrium's a fantastic. Movie. 79 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,240 Yeah, it is. It's a sleeper, you forget about 80 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,640 it. Yeah, for sure. 81 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,760 Oh, is that a burrito? In lieu of Alex not bringing a 82 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:25,080 burrito. Oh man, I missed Alex with those 83 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,680 stinking 6 LB burritos you would eat. 84 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:29,560 That looks delicious. Oven. 85 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,760 I have oven roasted beef. I have brisket. 86 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,200 Oh, I have brisket. What did? 87 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,560 You have bud. I had I had brisket, I had 88 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:41,440 Turkey breast, I had cheese and potatoes and I had jalapeno 89 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:44,800 creamed corn. Oh my, where'd you get this? 90 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,160 What you smoking? We. 91 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:54,480 Went we went down to get pictures in in the Ledges State 92 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,080 Park, which is like right outside of. 93 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,640 Luke's. Smoking's right there. 94 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,960 So we went. I was like, you know what? 95 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:04,040 I I've lost some weight, you know, I can fit into some shirts 96 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,280 a little easier now. So we're going. 97 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:07,280 To get some. Brisket it. 98 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:11,480 Was good man, it was delicious. Their food is amazing. 99 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,880 So the the creamed corn, like it was creamed corn, right? 100 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:18,120 It had like little jalapeno pieces in it and then it had 101 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:22,080 little pieces of like Fritos in there too. 102 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,960 OK, give it. Some it was topped. 103 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:28,560 It was topped with the what's it called, the Owaka cheese or 104 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,560 whatever. Oh, my, yeah, yeah. 105 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,920 Oh, that's doing things inside of me. 106 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:33,920 Oh. Good. 107 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,440 I just couldn't. Stop making me. 108 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:38,080 It's making me feel some sort of way I'll. 109 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:41,720 Tell. You what I love, I love brisket. 110 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,480 I love brisket to death, but that Turkey breast, like I it 111 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,720 was way better than the brisket. Really they they do something 112 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,040 with their Turkey breast. I don't know. 113 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:54,600 It was so good, like I didn't need the BBQ sauce that came 114 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,560 like the BBQ. Their their BBQ sauce is great 115 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,600 but without it it was still like just as good. 116 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,120 I'm a I'm a huge fan of just letting the meat speak for 117 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,120 itself. You just have to, you know, 118 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,520 prepare it right. You don't cook it until there's 119 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:09,840 nothing left in it. Talks. 120 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,520 You just got to let it speak, baby. 121 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:17,560 It's got a lot of talking to me. It's got a lot of stories, lot 122 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,440 of. Stories. 123 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,400 That's right. That's right. 124 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,400 A. Lot of talking. 125 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:24,320 But I found a new. What you believe nice and juicy. 126 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,080 I found a new system I just told Danny about like 5 minutes ago. 127 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:32,000 It's like very Dead Space system, your old D 20s and the 128 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:36,560 setting is xenomorphs, you know, but there's a mode. 129 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,480 There's a mode where it's GM list. 130 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:41,360 So it's like a board game. So we could all play if they 131 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,600 book sets it out for you, like maps and all that and you know 132 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,640 the system and you. Know your mission. 133 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:50,440 And you have 3 commandos and you'll it says you'll need them 134 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:53,480 because the aliens are tough. So we could have 3 characters 135 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,000 for three voices or whatever. It it almost sounds a lot and 136 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,760 like reading into it too. It sounds a lot like XCOM. 137 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:04,040 I've never played it so I kind of want to now though. 138 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,320 I also love. And I haven't played X com. 139 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:09,040 I thought, I thought that something down here, I didn't 140 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,280 know if it was. You, Derek or somebody else? 141 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,480 But yeah. Yeah, it's me. 142 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:15,520 I'm I'm a huge X COM nerd. Those games, even on the easiest 143 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,880 difficulty, are like abysmally hard. 144 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,680 If you do something wrong, don't. 145 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,800 Mess up. It's funny because all of you 146 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,720 are on my X Com team, so that's kind of hilarious because you're 147 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,280 all a little character that I control. 148 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,280 You said that and you said that There's there. 149 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:34,120 They just added me like a bedroom mechanic to the game 150 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,480 where you can take them and date them and. 151 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:37,880 I modded it. Ichi. 152 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,000 Yeah, I modded it. Oh, I can take your clothes off. 153 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,360 Yeah. You just get it so you could 154 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,520 rape me, right? Yeah. 155 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:46,720 Remember that steak? No, I. 156 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,040 Did it to the aliens? Perv. 157 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:50,800 Oh, yeah. No, I know. 158 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,360 Yeah, I don't know. I know what. 159 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,480 Happened with the steak. Build the bond so that our 160 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:57,720 mechanics are better. No, I know. 161 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,880 I felt like I wanted to be gay with my son. 162 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,040 That's weird, right? It's weird. 163 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:05,160 There's another word that's. Weird, nobody even said that. 164 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,520 No one's done. That why would you? 165 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,200 Why no? Somebody did Somebody, somebody 166 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,160 said that somewhere. I don't know. 167 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,000 It wasn't me. It. 168 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:17,640 Must have been a good steak. That. 169 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,760 Was a good. Steak. 170 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,600 I hope that's not I should have tried it. 171 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,360 It's a different. Kind of thing that's. 172 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:30,680 Scary. By the way. 173 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:34,480 Danny, did you say that medium? You said that we're gonna start. 174 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:38,000 The that like those like town hall meetings, you said, or coin 175 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,280 or whatever. Yeah. 176 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:41,480 When did you say that we were gonna start doing those? 177 00:08:41,919 --> 00:08:44,320 This week, yeah, we're gonna start critiquing each other. 178 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:45,840 Yeah. Yeah. 179 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,800 Right now. All right, I'll get my white 180 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,000 powdered wig, Harry. Yay, Harry. 181 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:53,800 Here I'll get my is it? Is it? 182 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,520 Glanceless Fridays are in effect. 183 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:59,240 Is it is it the long? Is it the long white wig? 184 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,400 Like where it goes like down that's. 185 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,520 Weird. Permed. 186 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,600 That goes over the head. I don't want like the. 187 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:06,040 One, like Lenny said pants. It's pantsless Thursdays. 188 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,720 Pantsless Thursdays, Yeah, I thought it was. 189 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:12,400 I thought it was Teddy Tuesdays. Whoa, yeah, All right. 190 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:16,040 Woo. Yeah, Topless Tuesdays. 191 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 192 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,360 Bottomless. Mondays. 193 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:24,000 Commando Wednesday. I just started I started 194 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,120 watching the movie Super with sun dress. 195 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,000 Sun dress. Wilson, he's like. 196 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,280 Very fitting. Yeah, Rain Wilson like the the 197 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,920 monkey wrench, right? And there's the title. 198 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,560 Yeah. Yeah. 199 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,160 Really funny, but there's but there's a bunch of scenes with 200 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:43,120 you know, where it's just like this intense nudity that just 201 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,240 comes out of nowhere and you're like, oh, what was that? 202 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,720 Yeah. Really. 203 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,400 Have you sorry? Have you finished the movie? 204 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,280 I have not yet, no. Okay. 205 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:54,600 It's about third of the way through. 206 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,440 Really funny though. Am I coming through clear 207 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,480 enough? You coming through right on to 208 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,400 me. Seem to be. 209 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:04,720 In the most clear way that you could present. 210 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:06,080 It's beautiful. OK. 211 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,840 But not in a gateway. In an extremely gay way. 212 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,520 OK. The most it's actually most 213 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:16,560 sexual of ways gay. So Derek, I ran across a TikTok 214 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:17,800 this week that made me think of you. 215 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,400 Aw man, is there going to be another one of those that like 216 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,280 Joey sent me before where it was like it was this guy who was 217 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:27,320 just screaming like Derek and he was like dancing in his 218 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:28,160 underwear or. Something. 219 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,600 Yeah, that happened. Oh, it was me. 220 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:35,120 No, it was a it was a Warhammer 40K one. 221 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:38,240 Oh, because since, you know, you're the only one that 222 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:42,240 understands 40K with me. Yeah, it was this guy. 223 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:46,600 He was just going like blue in Word, red in Word, green in 224 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:47,920 Word. It was just going through like 225 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:51,360 the he was going through each after. 226 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,360 What? He's a silver in Word. 227 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,960 It gets to the black tent Templars. 228 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:02,920 He's like N words. I think he said N word N words. 229 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:09,360 Have no idea what's going on. Completely removed from the 230 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,640 Lord. When he said chapters, he just 231 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,680 meant like the different colored of power suits that the angels 232 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,600 have. And so he was just. 233 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:18,960 Yeah. That's racist, yeah. 234 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,320 Cuz like, what's funny, actually, what's funny is the 235 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:25,040 green ones, their skin is actually black. 236 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,080 Yeah, they have black skin around. 237 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,440 And by N word you mean ninny? It's. 238 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,560 Deceiving. Yeah. 239 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:33,040 It's Ninny, Yeah. No, he's saying no racial slur. 240 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,760 Oh, OK. They're from the country. 241 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:37,120 Of Niger, Yeah. Ninny. 242 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,640 Yeah. Anyway. 243 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:41,800 What was it that Elf said is? That is that the Christian N 244 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:46,840 word or something? Anyway, that's correct anyway. 245 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,040 Freaking freaks, you freaking freaks. 246 00:11:52,120 --> 00:12:05,680 So in other in other news, meanwhile, in another timeline. 247 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,560 Back on the range. Alex getting on. 248 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,320 I don't know, probably right. And he was helping DJ move 249 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,800 yesterday, so I don't know. Probably he'll became a Hopper. 250 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:17,160 Yeah, and then I got a puppet shoved up my butt. 251 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,280 Is it in tight? An actual puppet, huh? 252 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,440 Yeah, well, it had a drill in it. 253 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,240 And so he kept drilling my butt and this old lady was fisting 254 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,400 me. Yes, this was out. 255 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,400 Last really weird dream. And we're playing out in which 256 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:33,520 there's hallucinations where a giant lady man sexually go. 257 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,360 If only you read my message I would have been able to play 258 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,160 Outlast with you guys, Dang. It I didn't get the 259 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,160 notification, that would be great. 260 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,880 I didn't get the notification or anything very. 261 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:44,880 Chris. And I hate her. 262 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:48,200 I get too scared because then the policeman comes out with his 263 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:50,160 electrical baton and he shocks his penis. 264 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,520 His own, too. Oh yeah, he does. 265 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,720 He does shock his own penis, yeah. 266 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,640 We had to burn the sex toys. That did happen. 267 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,320 Because they were perverting. Crazy. 268 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,280 They were perverting this, the children. 269 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:06,040 Oh, we'll kill them all, we did. Yeah, yeah, after, after we got 270 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,560 lost several times, yeah. That's right, I didn't point it 271 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:12,040 out if you're. One, there was a giant peanut. 272 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,520 I did not point it out. But then we. 273 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,800 There was a giant. It's OK. 274 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,960 We shoved him in the hole and then we covered in the wax, so 275 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,200 it's fine. It's OK. 276 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,000 And then we burned him in the incinerator. 277 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,160 Live Jelly. All while getting chased by a 278 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,960 lady with a puppet for a drill for a hand. 279 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,720 I got poked. And then it did happen. 280 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,320 I beat you. I actually what did happen, 281 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,760 which is hilarious. So your custom, your your 282 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:37,520 character's customizable, right? My character is a big beefy guy 283 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,360 and he's wearing like a really short mini skirt and like, 284 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,640 really high heels. What? 285 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:44,000 It's hilarious. Yeah, it's hilarious. 286 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,560 So I'm like, you know, running around the map like, that's 287 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,600 hilarious. You wanted you wanted the crazy 288 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,480 guys. Yeah, we're, you're, yeah, 289 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,200 you're homeless. And so, you know, Joey's 290 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:57,960 character looks like a Nazi and Alex's character, I forget what 291 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,560 he looked like. Oh, like a clown or something 292 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,440 like that. So you're in this hub, which is 293 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,120 like a prison, right? And they even, like, interact 294 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,240 with each other. You can like play chess and and 295 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,520 arm wrestle and play pong against each other, all this 296 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,120 kind. Of stupid pong game so. 297 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:15,120 There's other people around there too, right? 298 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,680 They're on the same server as you, and the one lady was 299 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:20,000 walking around in her underwear, so that's cheap. 300 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,720 Joey and I kept running up to her, crouching down and pointing 301 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,760 directly at her. Her undergarment. 302 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,440 Look at that. Say, what's that? 303 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,320 What's that? Look at that. 304 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,960 And so then she kept, she kept running away from us and we kept 305 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:39,960 chasing her. And then she changed into a man 306 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:43,480 and then humped my face. That's prison. 307 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,560 Wow. All I all I kept pointing at her 308 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,880 and then at the end I said. You got to be careful, I. 309 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:58,760 Said thank you, I appreciate it. So you got to be careful. 310 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,520 You do got to be. Careful, you're just playing 311 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,680 regular outlast. Outlast trials is what it's 312 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,120 called. So it's a multiplayer. 313 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,920 One, yeah. Yeah. 314 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,800 I do love the original though. Outlast is just a it's just a 315 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,800 single player horror game. Yeah, this is a multiplayer. 316 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,560 Horror game where you got to hide. 317 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,680 The spooky skin. It's fun. 318 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,120 I got a bottle. You can't get bottles and Chuck 319 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,480 them. Yeah, and you get bricks and 320 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,400 then some people can jump you and you can hit them with a 321 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,160 brick. It's a fun game and they've 322 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,640 added a lot to it usually. There's a lot of stress 323 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,080 involved, like it's a lot more stressful than I thought it is, 324 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,320 you know? Oh, yeah, you really got to 325 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,240 think. You can't just not. 326 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,320 It's not a brain game. Yeah, way better. 327 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,960 Especially better than. Like when you got a big guy 328 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:48,000 running behind you. Indeed, Project Messiah. 329 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:52,720 Project Messiah. Now the question is, is that is 330 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,400 that cross cross play? I'm pretty sure it is. 331 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,760 It is because Derek said he could play with us. 332 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,600 Oh yeah. The other thing is too like. 333 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,880 Buddies on Xbox the. Other thing is too is you can 334 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:08,400 like they. I saw myself like my own 335 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,920 character chasing after Alex. It wasn't me. 336 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:15,520 It's not me. It it said like fearless Frank 337 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,920 above it, but it was all like misspelled and had like the 338 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,960 numbers all over the place. And so it looked like are you 339 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,880 are you stabbing me? I was like, I'm not not. 340 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:26,520 Stopping you? That's the best mechanic ever. 341 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:30,640 Oh, that's the one that that we've talked about before that 342 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,520 has the, I have somebody come at you that looks like somebody 343 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,200 you're playing with or whatever. Yeah. 344 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,000 Yeah, it's cool. Like somebody can invade, 345 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,880 somebody can invade your game and do that to you. 346 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,920 And violate me. Interesting. 347 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,680 And violate. Me I. 348 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,520 Mean, you sound excited about it. 349 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,400 I don't think it's a bad thing. Oh, it's not. 350 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,440 It's just I love impostor stuff. Wow. 351 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,360 What? Well, not that, but I mean like, 352 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,080 I don't know what. I don't know what else to call 353 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,320 it. It's imposter. 354 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,000 Stuff it's. Imposter mode, isn't it? 355 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Isn't that what it's called? Like doppelganger stuff? 356 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,880 Yeah. Doppelganger. 357 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:07,160 Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. 358 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,319 Next stuff is maybe next week we can play it. 359 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,839 Maybe. Maybe. 360 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,440 I hope so. I do hope so. 361 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:17,599 Yeah, I forgot how funny I do. Feel kind of bad that that Brett 362 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:24,400 got two tooth killed and then it subsequently got Sven killed. 363 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,079 Why? Dude. 364 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,960 It was so funny. So I'm just going to say you 365 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,400 coughed last week and on purpose in front of him. 366 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:37,120 Like why? I didn't really did not know how 367 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,760 to proceed. I was like, is he? 368 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,120 He could just kill you right now because he thinks you've got. 369 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,880 It I don't know why it did it he. 370 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,200 Was like, I'm going to. Do. 371 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,920 It. You got. 372 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,520 The best. No, no, no. 373 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,640 I'm. Fine. 374 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,120 It's so funny. The same week by that. 375 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,240 Interviewer edit you did was really good. 376 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,360 The interview was fantastic. Thank you all of. 377 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,840 Them, all of them were so good. It was it was fun to make. 378 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,320 I hope to do more segments like that. 379 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:10,320 Cutaways in the same week that we did that. 380 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:15,600 Another SCP podcast I listen to also released 1 on 04/9. 381 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:19,840 No way, same week so more I got more plague Dr. content. 382 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,920 I'm I'm gonna combine two of them this week. 383 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,320 Really. Because there's not enough story 384 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:30,440 for 069. 69. I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna 385 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,880 combine two of them to. What's the other one? 386 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,200 096. That's confusing. 387 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,760 OK, that's. It's the same number that's just 388 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,840 flipped around. I don't know what to do. 389 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:47,720 I I kind of have a funny idea for Mr. Master if he whenever he 390 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:52,280 comes back. I I was reading up on 173 and I 391 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:58,480 was going to wear I was going to so Joe wanted to do shy guy 392 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:02,600 intro OK. And then we were going to leave 393 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:06,040 bodies in the water for you to do the intro because we could 394 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:10,320 flavor it like the bodies OK to for like a read off or whatever. 395 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,720 And then it could be you can read it off as like the 396 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,240 character I do is like Doctor Derek, obviously. 397 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,000 Yeah. You can, you can say it like 398 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,320 like Doctor Derek doesn't have the clearance to teach you this 399 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,480 or something like that. I don't know. 400 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,080 So it's directed when you write a script. 401 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:33,920 Right, so I was reading up on 173, the stat, the weeping Angel 402 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:37,640 Angel statue thing. Yeah, apparently it's made out 403 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:43,840 of concrete rebar and spray painted with Kryon spray paint. 404 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,440 Kryon spray paint. Specifically, it says 405 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,960 specifically. Kryon spray spray paint. 406 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,640 So I want to incorporate day mud. 407 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,520 Somehow, Scott, you got to. Yeah, that one. 408 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,960 Yeah, you got. To I'm not gay so funnily 409 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:03,040 enough. I'm throwing each each episode. 410 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,680 I'm throwing like references to other seasons, like love it 411 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:10,320 characters and stuff. I was going to put Day Mike in. 412 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,800 That makes sense then, because. He's telling me I'm not gay. 413 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,000 I want to sniff the statue. So his whole thing was going to 414 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:23,440 be that he was like defacing public property, coughing, and 415 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,800 basically the whole time was just going to be like, I'm not 416 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,840 gay, but that, that's just perfect. 417 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,520 Yeah, I look. I like that. 418 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,520 I like. I like. 419 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,560 We out here. Alec Baldwin. 420 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,320 Alec Baldwin. Danny, I don't think you. 421 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,880 Can I'm trying something new fellas? 422 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:46,840 But for the Kung Fu season, I'm gonna do Steven Seagal. 423 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:51,640 Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's perfect. 424 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,320 That would be perfect. Shut up. 425 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,720 Oh my. God, his Dojo, he. 426 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,160 Rains. He rains. 427 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:04,600 From the black ponytails. No, it's you're, you're. 428 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:08,400 Around the idea of a of a John Wig doing gun. 429 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,400 Foo gun Foo. OK, yeah, I'm I'm good with 430 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,640 that. No, it should be Bolsheeto is 431 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,320 what you do. Yeah, Bolsheeto. 432 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,280 Yeah, it has to be Bolsheeto. Yeah. 433 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,120 So I'm, I'm. Trying that or I oh sorry. 434 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,520 No, you're fine. No, I I'm changing the subject 435 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,920 so you continue on the subject. Oh, I was gonna say or I could 436 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:34,120 do like a Neil Breen S character and I just have magical psychic 437 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:34,880 powers. That's. 438 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,920 I was saying somebody Neil Breen. 439 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,720 You should change. Your character to have like a 440 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,320 his evil brother like randomly. Yeah, really. 441 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,960 Oh yeah. Like, what do you think, Neil? 442 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,040 Neil's not here. I'm Cade. 443 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:53,080 Yeah, he's a yeah mid. Scene though mid scene. 444 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,960 OK, basically Butcher and Lenora, but it's the same 445 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:04,280 person. Yeah, exactly. 446 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,400 That's yummy. I'm trying something. 447 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,920 I'm just you. With a fake beard. 448 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,880 I'm trying something viral. Yeah. 449 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,040 Oh, no. So you take a, you take an egg 450 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,240 yolk. Yeah, yeah, take an egg yolk and 451 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,440 like a teaspoon of sugar, OK. And you whip it for, you know, a 452 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:24,200 good 3 to 5 minutes, OK. And then you OK put an espresso, 453 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,720 a shot or two of espresso in it. I've seen that. 454 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,120 I've seen that video. Oh. 455 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:31,000 My it's, it's it's. Delicious. 456 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:35,200 I yeah, I watched a video. The oldest Italian man I've ever 457 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,600 seen going. This is my breakfast. 458 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:39,080 This is my breakfast. Huh. 459 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,240 Yeah, OK. Espresso. 460 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,040 In it, you don't really like like it's it's it's really 461 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,560 creamy and. Sugar, sugar. 462 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,640 Yeah, just a little bit of sugar because I don't like sugar like 463 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,480 coffee, but you whip the sugar in. 464 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,480 The egg yolk. The sugar in the egg yolk would 465 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,160 give it almost like an egg noggy 'cause you do that with egg nog. 466 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,160 Uh huh. Yeah, Egg kind of, Yeah, it's 467 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,080 kind of the same thing. Yeah. 468 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:02,840 It's got that same, that same kind of, that same level of, of 469 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:09,320 creaminess and the, the coffee, the coffee's real very, very non 470 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,880 prevalent. What's it called? 471 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,360 Does it have a name? I don't know. 472 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,920 I didn't see it all. Over the place. 473 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,480 The the dude who made I saw make it was just old as dirt and he 474 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,240 was just like, this is my favorite way to drink coffee. 475 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:23,840 This is my favorite way to drink. 476 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,160 Coffee. If you just type in Italian 477 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,800 coffee with an egg, just a little shot, find it fast. 478 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,800 So it's a tiny little shot. Yeah, weird. 479 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:34,440 I used I used a double shot. I have I have an espresso and so 480 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,400 I too Nespresso. Excuse me? 481 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,040 But it's double shot. Yeah, I just, I just used a 482 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:44,800 double shot, the 2 oz and a little bit of half and half in 483 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,480 with it. It's delicious. 484 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,600 Nice. I'd try it. 485 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,320 Very smooth, yeah. And you get. 486 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,800 On right I. Think you'd like it. 487 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,480 I mean, even if you don't like coffee, I feel like you'd like 488 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,640 it. Yeah. 489 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,200 You got a little bit of protein going on. 490 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:03,040 Yeah, unless you just absolutely like Matt the the guy that I 491 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,880 work, he likes, he loves coffee. He does not like coffee flavored 492 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,760 things. So like he hates coffee flavored 493 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:12,840 ice cream, you know, I don't, I don't know if he likes tiramisu 494 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,960 or not. I I like stuff that's flavored 495 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:15,360 coffee. Can't. 496 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,480 Be like. Yeah, or not flavored coffee, 497 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,320 but coffee flavored. Yeah, I just I, I. 498 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,920 Love coffee. I love coffee. 499 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,720 Everything, man. Yeah. 500 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,000 Speaking of which, brought to you by Grandpa. 501 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,280 Beam me up. Brought to you by Grandpa Joe's 502 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,480 Coffee Soda. That's me. 503 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,840 Nice. It is. 504 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,240 That's coffee soda. It tastes like coffee. 505 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,000 It's really good. Coke and coffee. 506 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:38,840 And he looks like he's something back. 507 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,000 Inner demons. Probably a fart a. 508 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,480 Whole poop. It looks like several that's. 509 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,520 My, that's not a fart, that's a that's a poop. 510 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,160 That's one of those poops that you that's not even. 511 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,040 That's Danny's poop face. We all know it. 512 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,240 Guys. Guys, we do. 513 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,040 Guys, I haven't said the N word in four days. 514 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,920 Damn damn mini nini nini nini nini. 515 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,040 Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. 516 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,520 Hold on, hold on the N word Neoplastia. 517 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:05,640 Cause didn't I? No, I went. 518 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,560 Too far. I never even heard of that word. 519 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,000 Who I should? Give a chance here, I'm pretty 520 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,360 sure it's a type of cancer. Yeah, that makes sense. 521 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,600 I've been watching a lot of scrubs so. 522 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,080 No, that makes sense. Good. 523 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,600 Soon tight. I've been watching St. 524 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,080 Dennis Medical. I've been watching which is 525 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,280 which? Is like a hospital version of 526 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,960 the Office. Yeah. 527 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,120 Interesting. Yeah. 528 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,800 It's pretty fun. I have a mirror in. 529 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,400 Front of my toilet. Been watching yourself? 530 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,840 So I've just been watching that. Oh, do you like take your phone 531 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,080 and like like video the whole thing? 532 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,120 No video it and then watch it like later and hope you don't 533 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:38,720 hit your phone. It's. 534 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,400 Just a mirror in front of the toilet. 535 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:41,960 I haven't felt the need. Oh, just a mirror. 536 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,240 You don't use your phone to record it? 537 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,360 No, I was going to say it because if I if I if I drop the 538 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:50,600 deuce on my phone, I'd probably just throw my phone never to be 539 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,600 seen again. You gotta get one. 540 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,160 Of them poop proof covers they've been. 541 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:58,360 On the screen. OK, yeah, I can put it in a 542 00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:59,360 sandwich bag. It just. 543 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,840 Beads up. It beads up and slides right off 544 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,480 like it was never there. That's why I use a screen 545 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,840 protector. No, Yeah, screen protector. 546 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:14,280 I feel like like we're losing listeners, not clean listeners. 547 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,040 Yeah, Yeah, yeah, probably, probably. 548 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,280 You're right, You're right. Sorry. 549 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,800 We'll just, we'll just. There we go. 550 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,120 We need a. Quarter of a listener. 551 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,640 We can't grow our establishment with talk like this, guys. 552 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,000 Come on. Yeah. 553 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,440 We've segwayed. We've segwayed away. 554 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:32,520 Segwayed away. Hold on. 555 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,000 I don't know why that's so funny, but it is. 556 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,720 I don't. Know what the subject of this 557 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,840 UTT is? I'm going to have trouble. 558 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,640 I know the title already. Derek already said the title. 559 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,840 What did you say? Sun dress Sunday, OH. 560 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,920 OK, OK, OK, very understanding. You gotta like the great sun 561 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:56,400 dress. Very. 562 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,520 Understated, but that's title material, friend. 563 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,880 That'll give me a that'll give me a chance to release my 564 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,800 booklet that I've been making of me wearing assorted sun dresses 565 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,080 of assorted lengths, OK. That totally makes sense. 566 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,120 I'll. Just get to the shortest. 567 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,960 Length did a booklet, not a calendar A. 568 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,040 Booklet. I like a booklet. 569 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:16,040 There's more than 12 pages. I don't like calendars they 570 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:24,640 trigger. Me January on February. 571 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,040 I've done nothing with my life. September. 572 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:36,200 And I've done nothing. No, that makes sense that that 573 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,000 kind of tracks actually. It's like that with December. 574 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:42,440 But then I've got this nice Sears Sears catalog size. 575 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,720 Sears Catalog. Size, like booklet of me and 576 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:49,280 like there's a lingerie section, a sun dress section, OK, all 577 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,920 sorts of different sections. We get to see what's there is 578 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,000 the lumberjack section. Some people are kind of into 579 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,040 that. Yeah, I'm into it. 580 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,720 No, no, it's a Sears catalog. It's tasteful. 581 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,920 You have to. So how much are you charging for 582 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,640 this? Yeah, how much? 583 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,680 All right, what what's and it is this This special site is 584 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,560 called. Easy payments of 999. 585 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,840 Cents. Okay, and what's the website 586 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,800 called? Free I have. 587 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,240 You have to. You have to buy the book and get 588 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,480 the QR code. It's the only way to access the 589 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,360 website. And it's unnecessary. 590 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,480 So where do I find the book? You're making this really 591 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,080 difficult. I really don't feel like it 592 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,320 should be. I'm not worried about the price. 593 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,880 Yeah, baby. Billy's Bible bunkers. 594 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,440 What is that? Mr. Masters, like I've already 595 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,800 sent you the seven payments. Give me the book. 596 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,160 Give. Me the book I heard and he's got 597 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,880 a Yeah, nice. So, Walter. 598 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:46,640 Gave that super Christmas, but it is he's. 599 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,800 In the righteous gems names. I haven't seen it, yeah. 600 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,640 Mean fun. That guy is in everything. 601 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,120 Dude, I love him so much. He's in everything. 602 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,160 You have not seen the Rogers gemstones? 603 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,840 Oh man, you should. You. 604 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,600 Just got to you just got to subscribe to HBO Max. 605 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,960 No, I I pirate everything. I. 606 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,840 Allegedly I have. That's true, yeah. 607 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,520 He says. That's a close one. 608 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,320 He says I ain't here for the world, I'm just asking for an 8 609 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:21,560 ball and $2,000,000. Yes, relatable. 610 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,640 All at once an 8 ball and $2,000,000. 611 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,080 Is that new? An 8 ball is an amount of 612 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,560 cocaine, right? Yes, it is actually, yeah. 613 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,000 It was a billiard, OK. Oh, I thought it was a billiards 614 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,600 ball. And we spent the same brain. 615 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,160 How would it do we share this later? 616 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,040 On So it was. It was kind of cute. 617 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:43,240 But not. Later on, Merle Dixon trying to 618 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:47,080 kill him, right? And so he grabs, he grabs the 619 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,040 cocaine, no Merle. And he says girl, he grabs the 620 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,000 cocaine. He says Lord bless his cocaine 621 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,920 and give me help. Give it and help me. 622 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,680 Give me the gas to whoop this man's butt. 623 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:03,360 Yeah, he did. And then he ran out saying 624 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,280 cocaine. Steve. 625 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,520 Steve. We coined that. 626 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,000 It's just cocaine, Billy. Past royalty. 627 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,120 Guys, royalty, guys, we could sue him. 628 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,320 We didn't copy right? Though or or. 629 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,720 He is a. Listener that's. 630 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,480 Best case, that too. I just want I would want to see 631 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:26,920 that. I really want money. 632 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,080 I just want credit. I want credit. 633 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,240 I would poop my pants if Baby Billy would listen to our 634 00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:36,800 podcast. Baby Billy, if this is you and 635 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:41,400 you're listening, respond. Because if you do, I will poop 636 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,520 pants on air. I'd like to see that. 637 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,800 Either throw it out. I'd like to smell that. 638 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,560 If he responds though, I will poop my pants on air. 639 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:50,720 I will do it. I will. 640 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,000 It might be hard, I'll do it. It might be so I mean. 641 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:55,920 I mean you. Don't. 642 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,040 Pick so you can always just like start doing it like with your 643 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,680 camera on and then I can re record it on OBS. 644 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,200 True, very true. You should do. 645 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,600 That who do what with my camera on poop Yeah like you just poop 646 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,400 on the poop the desk you you'll actually reach a market that's. 647 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,680 Niche. Very niche, but it's quite 648 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:13,960 large. Very niche there there is. 649 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,000 There is a market out there that I feel like that would be on 650 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,320 only man's though. Oh no, I. 651 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,320 Think I'm sure I'm I'm pretty sure there's a website for that 652 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,200 kind of content. Oh yeah, very. 653 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,600 Sure there is. You think it'd be? 654 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,320 Yeah, there is. Pretty competitive market. 655 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,080 I think you got to wear like thigh highs or you know, jazz it 656 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,320 up. Other than market, you got to 657 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,880 jazz it up a little. Bit ought to be known that scat 658 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,080 was by far the most competitive thing on the Internet right now. 659 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:46,560 Maybe like its feet? Wear like a mesh thong so it 660 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,200 like sieves out like a spaghetti, OK? 661 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:53,240 Like a get get, We're skipping, we're skipping. 662 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:54,920 I'm done with this stuff. We're done here. 663 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,880 We're done. I'm trying to make a money. 664 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,200 We're no, we're moving on. I'm. 665 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,880 Trying to make a money you should have seen earlier. 666 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,000 I will not try again. These guys are making N word 667 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,000 jokes N word after N word. I had to move along. 668 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,240 I'm the media. I'm. 669 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,120 Pretty sure the N word is much better than what we were just 670 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,920 talking about. No, it's not in 20s. 671 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,600 In some circles. I think so. 672 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,360 I think it is I, I think, I think most people who know that 673 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:22,840 they are the N words would be, would be saying yeah, I, I agree 674 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:23,680 with. That anyway. 675 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,680 I agree with the fat white guy. Which one? 676 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,600 I'm not that fat. I know that that would be me. 677 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,440 I'm going to have. To the ninnies I'm going. 678 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,480 To have to start a second podcast just apologizing for 679 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,720 everything we do. So at an hour and 5 and 30. 680 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,960 One, yeah. I'm sorry, I'll be your. 681 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,200 I'm sorry, all right. Oh yeah, I really sorry about 682 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,440 this part. Guys, ladies. 683 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,560 And gentlemen, this is Dan, and this is Alex from the Main Menu 684 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:56,400 Podcast featuring Z in Dutt. Let's go through this. 685 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,880 Let's get it done. Joe's never. 686 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,600 Been on. It's like a demon, a helmet to 687 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,960 decompress. Yeah, sorry. 688 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,520 I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 689 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,280 One a minute, 618 seconds. Yeah, just do it like the action 690 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,360 of it. I'm sorry we. 691 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,960 Make jokes. Our friends make jokes, but I, I 692 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,160 our friends make jokes. But I'm almost certain that 693 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,120 they're not actually racist. No. 694 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,160 I'm sorry, you know, I think, I think we need Brad Williams on 695 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,560 the podcast with us. Brad Williams. 696 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,440 Brad Williams. Just a guy, Brad. 697 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,440 No, he's the the Midget comedian. 698 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:38,280 I think if we hey, yeah, that's. Hey, Alex's work. 699 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,760 You can't just throw that around. 700 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,800 I can't say this hilarious say that word. 701 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,160 I'm going to have to censor that, Yeah. 702 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:46,600 We're biggies. We can't, he went. 703 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,360 With the hard M word, how dare you? 704 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,520 No, he does call. Himself that, yeah, no, I know, 705 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:57,280 he said. M word he did a hard T hour. 706 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:02,120 Six basically do an hour 8 I'm sorry. 707 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,840 I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm laughing there, but I'm pain 708 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:07,880 inside. Trust me. 709 00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:14,000 It's it's least paid inside. OK, the little person Geminis 710 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,199 everybody gets so offended anymore. 711 00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:19,320 Thank. You it's 2020 podcast clarity is 712 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,760 a real thing. Post Podcast. 713 00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:25,920 Clarity. That's hard to say those podcast 714 00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,840 clarity. Yeah, I. 715 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,880 Regress. Oh, what did I do? 716 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,560 Everything. Oh God, what was on my? 717 00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:35,040 Whatever goodness, I always say download I got. 718 00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:43,080 To clean this up. That's not all this boy I'm. 719 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,199 Pretty sure I had to wipe my computer now. 720 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,760 I got viruses for sure. Let's see. 721 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,000 Where's my shirt? Ice is coming to take us away. 722 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,160 Ice ice, bad guy, bad guy, bad guy. 723 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:01,200 Can we just annex Minnesota? Like give him to Canada? 724 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,760 Are we all in favor? So. 725 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,720 Get this guys. It's Minneapolis, We don't have 726 00:35:06,720 --> 00:35:08,880 to get them all in Minnesota. I like the lakes they can have. 727 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,720 Just give them any no. Doubt. 728 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,360 No. Doubt No. 729 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,960 We got no. I like to go camping. 730 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:20,120 We got Michigan for a year. Later so there is good it it 731 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:26,080 it's a there is a possibility that Iowa will annex 33 counties 732 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:31,440 from Illinois because they want to secede from Illinois because 733 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,480 they're they're sick and tired of the way the government the 734 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:38,960 state government is run and the high tech Iowa's looking into 735 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,160 doing it that's. Insane. 736 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:41,160 I don't think that's ever been. Done. 737 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,720 So those counties will then that'll officially be the the 738 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,680 Iowa line is what you're saying. It'll move. 739 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,600 Yeah, so the Iowa line would move over all the way down to 740 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,400 almost Peoria. That's crazy county. 741 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,640 Oh man. Like a like a like almost 1/4 of 742 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,120 the state. Yeah, that's. 743 00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:00,080 Most of the, not all, but most of the right side, right wing 744 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,160 side of that state, the rest of that state's going bankrupt 745 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,320 quick. Oh fellas, throwing that the 746 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,720 whole state of Illinois is just like Iowa. 747 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,200 The no, no, no, no, not Chicago. They don't want anything to do 748 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,080 with Chicago. Chicago is the the Chicago area 749 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:18,520 is like the left wing. If to get political for half a 750 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,240 second, Chicago is the left wing side of Illinois. 751 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,840 Otherwise, Illinois is just like Iowa. 752 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,120 It's very, very right wing. It's just Chicago's really big. 753 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,000 So Chicago enacts a lot of policies that the rest of 754 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,960 Illinois can't stand. That's really dumb. 755 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,280 Right. They're it really is. 756 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,440 Are one of the bigger ones. They're one of the bigger. 757 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,760 Ones they're just, they're just a bunch of farmers and small 758 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,200 communities mostly. Like, it's a lot like Iowa. 759 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,400 We just. Join Iowa. 760 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,160 Yeah. And that's, it's like, I saw an 761 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,480 article and I was talking to some people about it and they 762 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,680 were like, yeah, we've heard about it too. 763 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:53,040 And it's, it's actually kind of sounding like it's, it might 764 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,600 happen, which would be really weird. 765 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,120 Canada could take Minnesota then. 766 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,360 Well, let's just start doing this. 767 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,240 Let's just. Start if we let them, let's 768 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:03,680 start purging if we let them. America would have to say yes, 769 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:08,920 but also giving territory over because said territory is filled 770 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,600 with not. I don't want to say undesirables 771 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:15,320 because that's not true, but like, as an illegal immigration 772 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,320 problem is not a step forward, it's a step backwards. 773 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,520 It's a surrender. I'm fine. 774 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,040 There's no way America's doing it. 775 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,880 I don't want it anymore. I'm sick of hearing about you're 776 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,440 sick of here in. Minneapolis. 777 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,960 I say they can just have it. Oh yeah. 778 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,200 Do what I do, do what I do. Quit. 779 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,920 Quit watching. Quit watching the news. 780 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,600 It's all. Don't go on TikTok. 781 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,720 I don't. I'm honestly kind of glad that 782 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,240 you're stepping back the the operations. 783 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,600 Like at least you know how hard they're going after everything. 784 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:47,520 There's still the targeted, you know, the, the people that 785 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,400 they're targeting, the going after specific individuals. 786 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,720 I think they got to just start. They're not just they're. 787 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,760 They gotta have like a mini gun with pepper balls, like non 788 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,680 lethal rounds. Just start mowing them down. 789 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,200 Yeah, just start mowing them down. 790 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,000 Yeah. You guys are interfering with 791 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,840 federal law. It's non lethal. 792 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,960 It's, it's, yeah, it's it's really weird how one president 793 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,360 can do one thing and it's fine with everybody because he leans 794 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,360 a specific direction. And then the next president can 795 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,000 literally do the exact same thing and all of a sudden now 796 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,920 he's an evil turd just because he leans a different direction, 797 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:21,840 everybody. Too emotional. 798 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,320 Well, the whole thing, it's just. 799 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,400 People don't like him. It's. 800 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,200 Just emotional. Well, and I don't. 801 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,680 Like him? Trump's a bit of a jerk, and he 802 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,240 doesn't. He does not care what people 803 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,680 think about him, and he does, and that rubs people the wrong 804 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,600 way. As long as he gets stuff done, 805 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,640 that's all I care about. But everybody's all emotional 806 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:39,800 about everything. We don't need a. 807 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,680 College. Even Obama. 808 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:44,160 We need a businessman, America. We need a businessman. 809 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,960 I'm sorry I. I agree and I agree and disagree 810 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,600 all at the same time. I I don't, I don't even think 811 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,480 Trump was necessarily the answer, but he was definitely 812 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,680 better than some other that have been made. 813 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,040 Yeah, we'll say the untaxed overtime thing that just passed 814 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,440 is quite nice. Yeah, it is. 815 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,560 And people with kids are. There's several other things 816 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:08,280 coming down the Pike. 22 more, 2200 additional dollars per kid 817 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,000 on taxes. Yeah, that's gonna that. 818 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,720 So if you have multiple kids, that stacks. 819 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,360 Yeah, it does. That's how I I would. 820 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:20,080 There was times I got back 7 or $8000 on my taxes just because 821 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,000 we had so many kids. Imagine 20. 2 And it was, it was 822 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,840 her kid. Super helpful. 823 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,120 Yeah, man, because I couldn't even imagine. 824 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,360 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm. 825 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,440 Gonna start claiming my cats as dependent. 826 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,960 We I was supposed to get back one year. 827 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,360 I took a, so I worked at, I worked at Mitsubishi Motors and 828 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:43,560 I took a $60,000 buyout to leave the company and never come back 829 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,840 because they were trying to downsize the company. 60 grand. 830 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:50,080 And yeah. And so they like took 35% right 831 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,560 off the top of all of that Uncle Sam did. 832 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,560 And then that next year, yeah, it was. 833 00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,520 But that next year I got back, I was supposed to get back $16,000 834 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,720 from my federal taxes. And they flagged it because it 835 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,920 was so much money. And they delayed it a couple 836 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,040 weeks because they were trying to make sure like everything 837 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,600 goes on the up and up. And I, I thought that was funny. 838 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,680 I was like, man, you guys wouldn't flag it if I owed you 839 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:18,240 16. $1000 you'd be. Knocking on my door with big, 840 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,640 big smiles on your face with your hands out saying where's 841 00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:26,280 our money been Having somebody call me saying they're from the 842 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:30,600 IRS and we want you to give us your taxes and Target gift 843 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:37,200 cards. 711 by green dot card. Stay on the line while you do 844 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,760 it. Not sketchy at all. 845 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,240 I. Swear this. 846 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,600 Do not click accept. Do not click Accept. 847 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:52,280 Why did you those? Some of those are really good, 848 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,640 man. When people mess with those 849 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:59,200 idiots love it. Yeah, and it's OK for me to call 850 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,840 them idiots because they're trying to steal money from 851 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:02,120 people, right? That one's. 852 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,640 OK. And they're and it's because of 853 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,040 the. Race. 854 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:04,760 OK, good. OK. 855 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:06,720 No, no, it doesn't have anything to do with. 856 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:07,840 I'm kidding. No, nothing. 857 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,600 No, it's not. I'm kidding. 858 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,240 Has nothing to do. With that, that was a joke. 859 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,560 I just got done with like a 65 hour work week. 860 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,640 Heck yeah, buddy. Money, money, work job as well. 861 00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,360 And then my boss comes up to me while I'm on lunch break and 862 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,280 he's like, hey, I'm sitting in my car. 863 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,600 I'm just watching stuff on YouTube. 864 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:29,720 He knocks on my window. I'm like, and I rolled down my 865 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,680 window and he's like, just between you and me. 866 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,480 And I was like, uh oh, this is going to be one of those talks 867 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,160 or I'm in trouble again or something like that. 868 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,960 And he's like, I, I finally got authorized to give you a whole 869 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:39,920 dollar raise. And I'm like. 870 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,120 Yeah, sweet. Give me. 871 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,840 A dollar. Good job I'm the only one that 872 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,560 got. Now Cheddar makes $4 an hour. 873 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,840 Yeah. Yeah, sweatshop before. 874 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,240 That's cool. What happened with your workers 875 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,320 comp thing? Yeah. 876 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,360 Surgery that you needed. I didn't if you needed. 877 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,160 Surgery. You didn't need surgery. 878 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:04,960 So it was a very, it was a very mild case of carpal tunnel, like 879 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,600 very mild. Like I went and I got a so it 880 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,720 wasn't. It's still only going to get 881 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:11,520 worse though I would think. No, I'm. 882 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,000 Not necessarily. No, he's starting. 883 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,240 He's starting. To exercise just to help fix the 884 00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:18,480 carpal tunnel. Yeah, I I still don't know what 885 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,200 happened to my foot. I don't think it's gout. 886 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,480 I think I just. Sprained. 887 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,840 No, probably not. Muscle or some probably just 888 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,960 done it wrong anyway. No, I was literally just sitting 889 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,800 in my chair. I might have been sitting a 890 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,040 little bit awkward, but because I had my foot underneath my leg 891 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,000 must. Have been the hat man. 892 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,720 Must have been the hat man up and. 893 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,120 It was. It was probably that little, 894 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,280 that little gnome from Cat's Eye that trying to steal the breast 895 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,520 from the breath from the babies, not the breast.