1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:16,280 I. Saw a few pictures last week. 2 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,000 Did you? Of the oxygen bar. 3 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,240 Oh yeah. I uploaded those didn't I did. 4 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,600 I. Danny showed us on his phone. 5 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:28,640 OK, OK, OK. But yeah, he said that one of 6 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,440 them farted in like the air tank. 7 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,320 Be diabolical. Yeah, I suppose it would be if 8 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,240 that was possible. Yeah. 9 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,640 Yeah, My, we got to read that. I guess we got that for free 10 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:48,160 because when my dad, we were sitting there and I was hearing 11 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:51,560 a hissing noise, but I didn't look like I didn't look at all 12 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:55,720 the dials that was on my dad's machine and his had. 13 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,160 So one of the dial had four dials on it for different 14 00:00:58,160 --> 00:00:59,880 flavors or scents. I. 15 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:02,200 Guess I was going to ask about this. 16 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:05,600 Yeah, it was real. More like an after taste kind of 17 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,640 a thing. It wasn't really. 18 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:09,000 Flavored air it. It did, yeah. 19 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,240 It did kind of make a difference what you were getting. 20 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,960 Like meant kind of woke you up a little bit and there was a 21 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:21,120 lavender and something else. But so she the lady just started 22 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:22,760 to apologize and said, I am so sorry. 23 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,360 I'm so sorry. I was like, you know, what are 24 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,160 you talking about? And then I look and I see one of 25 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:30,400 the knobs is missing off my dad's machine and she's like, 26 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,880 and there was just oxygen leaking through it and I and I 27 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:37,440 was like, oh, OK, well, so I looked around for the knob and I 28 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,280 was like, oh, there's four machines here and there's only 29 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,600 three of us. So I mean, we can just switch 30 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:42,680 machines. It's not a deal. 31 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,840 Well, I'm I'm, I'm going to give you a discount because this this 32 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:46,800 shouldn't have happened. I don't know. 33 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:48,000 I don't know why it did. Why that? 34 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,240 Happened was I like that for a while. 35 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,320 I mean, she didn't know. It was it was like that when, 36 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:56,320 you know, before we got there. So I'm not sure what happened 37 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,440 because the knob was just as should have been as simple as 38 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,040 just like literally putting it back in place and everything 39 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,560 should have been fine. But it was nowhere to be found. 40 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,640 So I don't know if whoever used it last took it with them or, or 41 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,039 what happened. But so I guess we got that comp 42 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:12,720 to us but. That's pretty cool though. 43 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,640 Yeah, it's and they had a golf simulator too, and I've never 44 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,640 played on one of those. And that was, that was 45 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:23,880 interesting difficult because what would have really been a 46 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:28,600 couple of like a lot of really good shots for me just weren't 47 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,320 because I didn't hit in the right spot. 48 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,600 Yeah. Do you normally golf? 49 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:34,960 So, you know, I've. Never. 50 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:38,320 I've caddied so I understand golf, but I never got to play. 51 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,280 I've never played. It it's always looked fun, 52 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:45,440 somewhat fun, something maybe I could someday get into. 53 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:49,240 But if? We are we are white men, so I 54 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:53,360 think we're entitled to golf. I, I mean, I suppose if I, if I 55 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:58,200 had a friend that was into it and said, hey, come with me, I 56 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:02,920 probably would, but I'm it's not, that's not something I have 57 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:06,400 things that have a higher interest for me, so. 58 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,600 Oh yeah. Otherwise. 59 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,960 Too much walking. That doesn't bother me too much. 60 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,960 I mean, it probably would because of my I mean. 61 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,360 Even with the golf cart. I think you're still. 62 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,560 Walking a lot. Yeah, you're not walking nearly 63 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,200 as much with a golf cart, but I if I was going to do it, I'd. 64 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,000 Rather be expensive though. It depends on where you go. 65 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:26,040 Yeah, I'd rather walk. You didn't end up walking like 5 66 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,160 miles. Yeah, possibly. 67 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,880 So it seemed like, yeah, you get a lot of steps in. 68 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,960 Oh yeah. So when I was in, so when I was 69 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:39,240 13 in Decatur at the Country Club, if it we, if we did 70 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:43,600 eighteen holes as a caddy, the average was 4 hours, you know, 71 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,920 and that's stopping to take all the shots and all that good 72 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,880 stuff. I did it with one guy that was a 73 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:53,000 younger guy and I'm pretty sure he was trying to kill me, but we 74 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,680 did it in three hours. And then another time there was 75 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,000 a much older man that I caddied for and it was more like 5 76 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,520 hours. So it all depends on the pace 77 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,520 you walk. But you know, if you if, if it's 78 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,360 a more public course, there was 1 here in town that they got rid 79 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:10,800 of. Well, they got rid of it and 80 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,760 then they turned it into a Frisbee golf course. 81 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,120 But some, some kissed meadows. It was here in town. 82 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,760 I think it was like 5 or $10 or something like that to play 83 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,040 round of golf. I can't remember if it was only 84 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,880 nine holes or not. But you know, it depends on 85 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,720 where you go. It can be, can be considerably 86 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:31,680 more, but you know, you're out, you're out of nature, you're in 87 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,920 the fresh air, you know, all that kind of good stuff. 88 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,400 That's funny. I like that. 89 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,800 I like that meme. OK. 90 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:44,240 So OK, here's here's what I've here's what I've proposed since 91 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:50,280 you're excuse me, you're ready to do Deathmatch Island and 92 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:53,800 Danny wants to do SCPI propose that the two of you fight to the 93 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,800 death and whoever dies. Can we bring weapons? 94 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,880 Yes. No, you can do whatever you 95 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,480 want. OK, because he's out of my, he's 96 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,640 a little out of my weight class, I feel. 97 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,600 Well, I mean, you know, it would go either way. 98 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,840 It would go either way. I don't think it could go my way 99 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,120 I really. Thought it could. 100 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,800 Plus, I've never really gotten in an official fight in my adult 101 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,760 life. Just as a child. 102 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:16,720 Yeah. OK, OK. 103 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,480 See, this is a this is a weird fact to wait about, about Joe 104 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:24,520 here is that Joe Joe peeked in elementary school. 105 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:30,240 I was like super smart, super athletic, very art minded. 106 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:34,120 I won like several awards for my art pieces in art class and they 107 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:37,120 hung them on the wall and I got a a medal in the mail. 108 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,680 And it was all in elementary school and field day. 109 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:43,120 We did a thing where everybody, you know, you ran for field day. 110 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,960 And I just remember like, the athletic kid was running next to 111 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:49,920 me and I was just like, well, if I just run harder, I can be 112 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,040 faster. And so I'm like, and then I beat 113 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,880 him and I got first place. Nice. 114 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,040 So I peaked in elementary school and I got in a few fights in 115 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:01,360 elementary school because I was the best I ever was, and then it 116 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:04,320 was all downhill from there. That can happen. 117 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,080 I'm an example of it. I mean, I guess. 118 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:10,240 Am I proud of it? No, I'm not proud of it, but I 119 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,400 was. AI was pretty cool in elementary 120 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,880 school. Well now, may I propose, may I 121 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:21,280 propose to you that maybe, just maybe right now in your life, 122 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,920 and take this however you want. Maybe. 123 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,200 You should look back to that time where you looked at this 124 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:31,400 athletic kid next to you and said I'm just going to run 125 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,400 harder and I'm going to try to win. 126 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,240 Maybe you should just do that now. 127 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,360 Just run harder and try to win. And maybe you didn't actually 128 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,320 peak. Maybe your peak is somewhere 129 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,240 miles above where you are right now and you just don't realize 130 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:45,640 it yet. Maybe I'm just not trying. 131 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,760 I mean, essentially that's kind of what I was saying, but like 132 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,240 in a much nicer way. I. 133 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,840 Everybody shift our focus to different things in our adult 134 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:59,960 life, you know? Oh, yeah, no, 100% yeah, yeah, I 135 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,000 was. I was talking with, yeah, I was 136 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,600 talking with Lizzie earlier today and how having children 137 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:09,520 totally changes your entire mindset until you have children. 138 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:12,520 There's some things I, I don't know if there's and, and I'm not 139 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,320 saying that everybody should have children or, you know, 140 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:18,480 whatever, but like it's, I suppose it's not for everybody, 141 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,880 but I really think there's some things that you just don't learn 142 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,280 in life unless you have children. 143 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:27,120 Yeah, some things you could never really fully grasp or 144 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,360 understand. I mean, I'm not sure. 145 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:32,000 I, I could be wrong. I could be entirely wrong, but I 146 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,120 mean, I, I, there's the, I mean, there's, there's something about 147 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:38,800 holding that child that you know, is a part of your genetic 148 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:42,040 makeup that you did something to make. 149 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,120 That's just. It changes you. 150 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:48,240 It it, it changes your perspective, your focus. 151 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,080 Yeah. They do. 152 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,240 They do. Yeah, I got a 5 year old running 153 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:55,120 around here now and getting stuff from my fridge and. 154 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:58,160 Can't believe she's 5 already. Yeah, I was like, wow, I made 155 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,440 that thing. Yeah. 156 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:03,480 She's fully autonomous. Yeah, I wait till she won't. 157 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:06,640 Put herself to bed. Yeah, she's already a little 158 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:10,000 teenager. You know, yeah, they kind of do 159 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,400 that too anymore. Fiona. 160 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:17,120 Fiona, there are times where like I see like a 16 or 17 year 161 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,440 old and she reverts back to being 9. 162 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:23,600 So she's almost double digits. Yeah, wow. 163 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:24,720 Which? Seems really. 164 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:29,640 Very long, Yeah, yeah, it'll be yeah, my 10 year anniversary is 165 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:32,000 coming up so. Geez, are you guys going to have 166 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,320 any more? I don't know if you've ever 167 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,400 said. Yeah, we've been trying, been 168 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:39,640 trying almost almost a year now. Yeah, it takes a long time with 169 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,799 us. Yeah, Cora took a long time. 170 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:45,560 OK, so Lenny and I, so now you might be sabotaged. 171 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:49,560 You might be sabotaged again on purpose, just to make sure that 172 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:51,800 you could continue to try. I, I don't know, I'm not 173 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:57,200 judging. If you all but. 174 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,920 Lenny, Lenny and I had a discussion earlier this week and 175 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,600 I'm sure he'll remember it. I we think that there's a 176 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:08,560 correlation between the size of your manhood and your virility, 177 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:12,840 so maybe the problem is you're too large and you need a lob an 178 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,720 inch or two off. I don't think that's the 179 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:22,560 problem. You know, like it's a shorter 180 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,960 barrel, so it's a shorter trip down. 181 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,440 I don't know. I don't, I don't get it. 182 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,840 Like I don't get the science. Of it I got a sawed off shotgun. 183 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,280 Like it's a 20. Gauge, but it's sawed off. 184 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:36,120 Linda's a hypodermic needle and he has gotten me pregnant 185 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,840 several times. Oh yeah. 186 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,280 I'll. Just just get it. 187 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:42,520 Yeah, he so he doesn't. You won't even know that he's 188 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:46,520 impregnated you until after until you abort it, because he 189 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,560 keeps. Trying to impregnate. 190 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:51,520 Me and I keep. I keep, you know, aborting it, 191 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:54,040 you know, not knowing. Like he gets mad at me and I'm 192 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,440 like, it's not my fault. Yeah, I'll just drink the green 193 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,960 cleaner. And by accident. 194 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,560 Yeah, well, no, I mean, it's not even that Like it just, yeah, 195 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:04,640 just all of a sudden have a terribly nasty bowel movement. 196 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,680 Thanks, Lynn. That's a miscarriage. 197 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,280 That's not that's not the other thing. 198 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,320 It is, yeah. It's not an abortion. 199 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:15,880 Yeah, I think, yeah. Yeah, I guess it. 200 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,000 Shouldn't be? I guess should. 201 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,640 I guess they should have the wrong term. 202 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,280 That's like, that's like if you used in that, in that sense, 203 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:25,400 that's like if you used like a Suppository or something and get 204 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,800 it out. That's true. 205 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,040 That's true. That's a male abortion, I think. 206 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:35,720 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But but we were joking about 207 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,880 like how strangely virile he is with a hypodermic needle. 208 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:43,400 So I I hypothesize that if he somehow could add a few inches 209 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:48,000 or whatever or girth or, you know, whatever that like, maybe 210 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:52,240 you would be less virile. Yeah, yeah. 211 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:54,680 I'm hoping he tries that sometime soon so that maybe we 212 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:57,440 can see if I'm correct. Yeah, just invite him in. 213 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,040 Oh, you don't have to invite him in. 214 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,320 He just, he just comes in. Oh. 215 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,560 Yeah, Yeah, he does. Yeah, he doesn't even ask. 216 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:07,520 He just. And you look over and you're 217 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,400 like, what was that? What was that poke? 218 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,840 Oh, don't worry. About it, it was. 219 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,560 Just a little. It was just a little Peck. 220 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,880 Little prick, if you will. Was my butt sore? 221 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:20,720 No, it so it doesn't have to even be that, you know, the hips 222 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,200 like he normally gets me like in my hip. 223 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,280 Oh, it's just makes it even more weird. 224 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,880 Yeah. Yeah, right through the skin. 225 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,360 Yeah, and then I slice him with my nipples. 226 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,720 Cause science so. They're huge. 227 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:32,680 Yeah. Science. 228 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,160 All science stuff, yeah. Large nipples, huh? 229 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:36,880 Yeah, I guess. Apparently. 230 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,760 Interesting. The areola or just the nipple 231 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:44,600 itself? You need to get some ice cubes. 232 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:49,760 No, I mean, usually not. I guess I, I nip out a lot. 233 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:53,360 And I never knew that I did until I started working with 234 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,400 this group and they tell me about it all the time. 235 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:59,800 And yeah, they get flicked, Dang pinched. 236 00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,840 And yeah, I'm abused. Really. 237 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,120 I'm abused. But it's OK, I would not want to 238 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,240 be flicked and pinched. That's OK. 239 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,360 I, I, I kind of like it. I, I've come to expect it. 240 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,560 It's it's been my whole life. It's a whole thing. 241 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:15,960 It's fine. My nipples are used to it. 242 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,240 Well, they're paid for it, so yeah, I guess. 243 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,920 I guess in a way I'm kind of a prostitute. 244 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,080 I guess that sounds weird coming out of my mouth, but yeah, I 245 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,680 guess. So you're like the male Bonnie 246 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,480 Blue? Bonnie Blue. 247 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:31,200 Yeah. Have you heard about this girl? 248 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,080 I have not. Only fans model. 249 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:38,120 Oh no, she it's the one that was like had this whole thing. 250 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:43,800 It was like wants to bang 1000 guys in one day, you and they 251 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:47,080 and she did. So that was, oh, that's OK. 252 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,680 So. Now she's going around in a bus 253 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:53,880 in a college campuses and anyone that wants to, she's got a she's 254 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,000 got to sign him up. But anyone that wants to come up 255 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,640 to it and and have their way with her. 256 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,560 Gross. She's not even pretty, really. 257 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,360 I mean a little. She's her face is pretty but. 258 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:07,480 I'm kind of like a like a six. I just found, I just found out 259 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,680 about her. She did like a funny interview 260 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,520 with this guy and he was kind of grilling around stuff. 261 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:16,160 It was kind of funny. I I'd never heard of her until 262 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,480 then. I yeah, I had. 263 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,080 So I've heard of a couple of different. 264 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,680 I've I've never paid attention to their name before but I've 265 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,120 heard of a couple different women that have done similar 266 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,120 things. Like just an obnoxious number of 267 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,320 men. It was that promotion that, 268 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:32,440 like, kind of made her mainstream like that anybody 269 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,600 even knows about it. Yeah, it's pretty obscene. 270 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:41,520 Like I can't imagine. Yeah, nasty. 271 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,920 Apparently she's trying to get pregnant. 272 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,480 She can't. Oh yeah. 273 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,200 Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure that'll make a really 274 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,120 good baby. Yeah, I mean, you never know 275 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,480 who's the dad, so. Yeah, just have all thousand 276 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:55,120 guys not wear any protection. I'm sure she'll get pregnant 277 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,520 easily. I think, I think that's what 278 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,480 happened, yeah. I. 279 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:01,680 Think they all just. Good golly. 280 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,360 Dear Lord, please forgive us. We know not what we do. 281 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:10,640 Nasty, nasty, nasty. It's a messed up world, man. 282 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,760 I mean, I thought I was bad, Dang. 283 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,360 Dang mosh holy Dang, how you doing? 284 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,040 I'm all right. I'm OK, yeah. 285 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,880 I'm talking about body blue. Oh no, I know what you're 286 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,320 talking about. With your phone, I'm going. 287 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,520 Ahead. I'm going to send you guys some 288 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,640 pictures. These are for my camera roll on 289 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,920 a college campus. And this lady just came in a van 290 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,320 and she's like coming inside. And so I came in the van. 291 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,840 New van. Yeah. 292 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,720 And so I'm, I'm putting these pictures on. 293 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,920 It looks like a Canyon. As you can see, that's not a 294 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:45,720 Canyon. Is this like an SCP? 295 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,320 Like a flesh eating van. Like yeah, open the back. 296 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,960 Door and it's this giant meat wall. 297 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,480 Yeah, you know, like the Sarlacc pit in Star Wars. 298 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:57,480 It's kind of like, Oh my, how? Was that I was. 299 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:01,600 I was Boba Fett. Where is this going up? 300 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,000 Is this is? A joke. 301 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,880 Oh, Dang it. What the? 302 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,840 Dang it, you got me. No. 303 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,560 Not again, Joe, question for you because you know a whole lot 304 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,240 more about roll 20 than I do. Yeah, what up, baby? 305 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:23,160 Can I get like a sound to play when a or how do I get? 306 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,840 How do I get sounds to play over over discord I guess I should 307 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,200 say. Over Discord. 308 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,600 Yeah. Or over roll 20. 309 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,720 Something that roll 20. Pick up. 310 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:42,040 Roll 20 has a jukebox feature. The I don't I think no, that 311 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,400 wouldn't come up over recording. Somebody would have to record 312 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,920 OBS. Oh, Dang it all right for. 313 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,760 For live sounds. Or can put it in post. 314 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,680 Yeah. Because like, I know at one 315 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,600 point in time like Bard could do it, but now Bard's all weird and 316 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,360 everything else. Yeah, I don't know how to use 317 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:02,120 the Bard now. Cheddar would know he's in. 318 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,360 He's been chatting. I don't know he's he's not 319 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:07,240 joined yet, but yeah. OK, that's fine. 320 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,200 Of the devil. Yeah, I'm about. 321 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,720 To say a racial slur. Guys, Yeah, man. 322 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:23,160 What was that? Did you really just get a sound 323 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,880 bite of the speed up so. Yeah, I did Ridiculous. 324 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,080 It's pretty funny. That's. 325 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,960 Crazy. It was in the last UTT. 326 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,080 He's pretty sick. Was it? 327 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,680 Still, still the. Only only sound that I've got on 328 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,040 my soundboard is. Oh yeah. 329 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,160 That's because Joey hasn't been adding anything. 330 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:44,600 Yeah, it's all up to me, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 331 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,560 Guys can clip it too, you guys just. 332 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,360 You didn't. You didn't upload the last UTT 333 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,640 or last week's anyway. Did I not? 334 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,080 No. Didn't I? 335 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,520 No, did not. I did the week before. 336 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,840 Oh yeah, I have the file, I just haven't uploaded it. 337 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:02,400 I don't think is Alex's plan this week. 338 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,920 He. Said he was going to be on. 339 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:07,000 So what are you guys feeling? Oh, I don't know what I mean 340 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,800 tonight. I just spent the last couple 341 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,119 weeks working on SCP, you know, no big deal. 342 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,079 But we could. You wrap it. 343 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,319 Fine. What? 344 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:20,920 Bob's muted. He's saying something. 345 00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,000 Bob. You're just saying something. 346 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,079 I know. I'm sorry. 347 00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:26,319 I'm. Just saying, I hate my I hate my 348 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,359 son. He's the worst and I wish he'd 349 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:29,600 be dead. I hate. 350 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,040 Now. Now I can't really make that 351 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:35,480 that last part, but it really. Looked like you said Diggers. 352 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,000 I I said, I said Rannies. Grave diggers. 353 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,200 Oh grave. Diggers. 354 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,040 Yeah. Oh yeah, Grave diggers. 355 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:41,760 You hate the. Other. 356 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,080 Diggers. I didn't. 357 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,520 I didn't say a. Different. 358 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,600 I didn't. I didn't say the hard R. 359 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,440 Oh, Gabe Diggers. Yeah. 360 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,440 What? I can't. 361 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:00,760 It's diggers all right, Diggers. Oh. 362 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,360 It can't be diggers. That's that's. 363 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:10,880 Anyway, yeah, I just thought because you did Star Wars the 364 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:16,200 last couple weeks that we could switch off. 365 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:20,520 But it's been like. Yeah, there's been a couple week 366 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:25,720 break too already. As it as it is, he's pretending. 367 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:32,440 I know you're not. Muted man, he would make it big 368 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,680 as a mime. Making us think he's muted. 369 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:44,800 Yeah, yeah, man. Yeah, man, What? 370 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:51,080 What the devil? Yeah, my whole sound board is 371 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,240 ass Ripper now. I think he should listen to our 372 00:18:54,240 --> 00:19:02,520 podcast and I I but between him and oh man, I the guy that's. 373 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,760 Been running the president. Yeah, Neil Breen's another one, 374 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,800 but the guy that those that's. Vermin Supreme. 375 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:13,520 Yeah, Vermin Supreme. I, I feel like if we got one of 376 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:17,200 those any, any one of those guys to sponsor us, we would probably 377 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:23,280 grow by like, I don't know, like 2, like 3 more people a week. 378 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:27,640 I just got an idea, we should have a A1 shot where we beat all 379 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:31,320 those characters. Vermin supreme ass Ripper. 380 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,560 No, and it's not. Possible. 381 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,600 No. It's not possible. 382 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,560 There's. No way to beat Neil Brain. 383 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,200 There's a reason. Why I don't want you to? 384 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,400 Why? Uh oh. 385 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,800 Why? Fine, I was saving this for 386 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:46,440 Dragon Draconic Blight, but Vermin Supreme's going to be the 387 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,240 king. That's why I didn't want anyone 388 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:50,800 to play. You didn't have to say that. 389 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:51,960 Well. Yeah, you don't. 390 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,560 Have to say, you know, hey, no, I. 391 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,360 Mean I was gonna like with you. Now. 392 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,120 I kind of enjoy this already, but I'll tell you this, you guys 393 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:08,240 this too. But so the SCP30O8, the IKEA in 394 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,720 front of IKEA. Oh yeah. 395 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,760 The Foundation was gonna be using it to store some of its 396 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:17,160 lesser threatening SCPS so that they could, they could, you 397 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,760 know, keep them contained. And one of them was King Ash 398 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:24,480 Ripper. No, he's made-up. 399 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,000 I made-up a whole thing. Yeah, because he's an SCP for 400 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:27,440 sure. So. 401 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,680 He should be. I wonder if he's on the 402 00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:32,440 database. You're going to find him in the 403 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,400 cafeteria and he's just going to be yeah. 404 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:38,120 Yeah. Oh yeah, he's going to be he's 405 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,920 going to be dipping slices of Costco. 406 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:43,960 Pizza. In gallons of mayonnaise. 407 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,240 I was going to have him like dipping like body parts from 408 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,960 like the. The Co workers. 409 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,480 In the in the like juice for the. 410 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,200 Basically the same thing. Yeah, eating. 411 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:59,600 Cheeseburger slopped in fucking greased cheese and bacon. 412 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,520 Oh, now I'm hungry for a cheeseburger. 413 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,760 I mean, that's. I I knew it. 414 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,600 I knew it. Oh man, I had a last Saturday 415 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,400 night. I had this this time last 416 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,760 Saturday. I had to wait an hour for it, 417 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,200 but I had a lamb burger, a double lamb burger. 418 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,160 Lamb How do you get a double lamb burger put? 419 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,440 Two Lambs on top on top of each other. 420 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,400 Yeah, pretty much. Oh it was amazing. 421 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,400 It was amazing. And my brother only ate half of 422 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,640 his and it was started talking to me and said. 423 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,840 Eat me. And so I like eat half of the 424 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,920 half and then the other half. Said eat me. 425 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,640 And so I. Finally, Lamb's pretty good. 426 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,320 Oh yeah, it was. It was amazing. 427 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:48,160 It's pretty good. Stay we can. 428 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,840 Do we can do SCP? Come to. 429 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,720 Life. I would enjoy playing SCP. 430 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,760 Yeah, we can do. We can do. 431 00:21:56,760 --> 00:22:01,160 Doesn't match what? Do you guys want how dare we say 432 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,400 Merry Christmas? How dare we? 433 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,480 Yeah, happy Hanukkah. Merry Christmas y'all, she did 434 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:08,480 that. Who did that? 435 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:09,840 She didn't. Kamala. 436 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,560 Kamala. Harris. 437 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,280 Camel toe. She's she's a really, really 438 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,520 good guy. She's a good. 439 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:25,440 Oh, hey, you know, as the president, founder and CEO of 440 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:30,120 Everlasting Edging, I was going to, I meant to ask you this. 441 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:34,840 Do you need like knives and stuff to show off your work or? 442 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:40,800 So I have a sword that I refinished. 443 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,360 Yeah, no, I got an. Idea. 444 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:47,480 But yeah. As in different knives you mean? 445 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,600 Yeah, showing, hey, I can work with this kind of stuff, this 446 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,720 kind of stuff, this kind of stuff. 447 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,520 I mean you. Should do a chainsaw. 448 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,760 That'd be pretty cool. I do. 449 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:59,000 I got an idea for you. I have I have AI have a machine 450 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:03,800 for sharpening chainsaws. So I will send pictures to use 451 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,960 on your Facebook page. I think we all should do a 452 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,760 collaboration like of shirtless, like underwear pics, like 453 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,120 brandishing knives. Oh yeah, yeah. 454 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:18,000 I'm up to like our nipples or like, you know, and then they're 455 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,720 like holding it behind you kind of thing. 456 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,600 Well, like the really good thing, like so like I've got, 457 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,720 I've got this one, you know, one nice big one, right? 458 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,600 Yeah, so actually. Hold this. 459 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:33,640 Up next to my penis. So how big the knife is? 460 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,440 That's what. I mean, you could show that your 461 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,960 penis is larger than the knife. No, no. 462 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,800 I'll hold this. I'll hold this next to mine and 463 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:45,080 make myself feel better. I that same knife. 464 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,840 What this one? Actually, you guys, you guys 465 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,440 just gave me a good idea. Yeah, I could. 466 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,640 I could put on, I could put different reels on my Facebook 467 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,640 page, cutting different things with different knives, so how 468 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,080 sharp they are. I mean, that's kind of boring, I 469 00:23:59,080 --> 00:23:59,840 think. The underwear. 470 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,920 That's already been done by like 20 different. 471 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,680 I could be like you do, like before and after stuff, you 472 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,600 know? Yeah. 473 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,200 Yeah. Well, that was the point in your 474 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,440 underwear when you do it. Yeah, I could. 475 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,240 Or a diaper. I want to see one of you guys in 476 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,920 your underwear, OK? I want to. 477 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:17,600 I want to be in a diaper. Diaper. 478 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:25,880 Yeah, it's just got interesting. Just thinking about. 479 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,480 It but you got to have a bottle bothered. 480 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,640 If you're going to have a diaper, you need to have a 481 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,000 bottle. Why would I have a bottle? 482 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,120 To go with the diaper? That's weird. 483 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,960 Baby, it's making no sense. I don't have a. 484 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,680 Baby fetish. I have a diaper fetish. 485 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,400 There's a difference. There is because. 486 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,600 Only because babies don't exclusively wear diapers. 487 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,520 I mean, I thought they should, but I guess I mean I've only 488 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,640 been alive for 51 years so I guess old. 489 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:55,920 People wear diapers too. Well, old people do mean. 490 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,480 Or people with incontinence. So can be an old diaper. 491 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:05,240 So I did try and sign up for a Sora two account. 492 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,200 Yeah, I've been trying to. But it's very, it's expensive 493 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,520 and I'm like, I don't wanna pay that. 494 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,000 A what account? Like the AI videos? 495 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,360 Yeah, yeah. So you need an invite code, and 496 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,160 they're pretty impossible to get. 497 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,880 Really. But using ChatGPT wastes gallons 498 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,080 of water to cool it. Yeah, well. 499 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:31,000 So but I I have been trying so I'll I'll see what I can't find. 500 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,560 But if I get one just know that would it be spamming everybody 501 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,960 the videos of you guys either doing gay stuff with each other 502 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,960 or fighting zombies or? What? 503 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,280 That's weird, I think. I think we have to do it with 504 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:48,040 each other first so that nobody can have, nobody else can do it. 505 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,720 Yeah. It won't be funny, so I see. 506 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,720 We'll be like, guys, we already got this, what do? 507 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,040 You mean? That makes a lot of sense. 508 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 509 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,520 yeah, I'm. Going for a kiss. 510 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:06,200 He's not kissing me. That's not a kiss, it's bad. 511 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,160 Wait a minute. Add the tongue into the equation 512 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,920 and take out the kiss. It's screen print screen. 513 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:18,080 It's screen. It's screen you. 514 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,840 Already have a picture of you? Already have a picture? 515 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,760 Of I'm. Like. 516 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,120 I got a picture of Mr. Master dethroating a bottle. 517 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,080 I can do. I don't, I don't have anything, 518 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,200 Yeah. It's in memes. 519 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,960 It's either in memes or in art. It's been more than once. 520 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,040 Wow about that. How? 521 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:43,600 About which? One I got Sora have fun with 522 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,640 this one fun. With. 523 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,640 That one. I'm going to have a market. 524 00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,000 I know the first inward non-stop. 525 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,880 I know, I know. The first thing I would do, I'm 526 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,200 going to tell you. I think you know what picture it 527 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,800 has to do with, though. Yeah, I know what? 528 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:07,040 Picture you have to do with. It yes, the good one, the best 529 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:13,280 one. Oh geez, the thing I do for 530 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,000 views. Oh, get me many. 531 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,600 Things. Nobody's looking, Dang it. 532 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,440 Many sections I did. That for nothing. 533 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,440 Why am I always no? How should I be a prostitute if 534 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,520 I do it all for free? Sora should make a video of Mr. 535 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,280 Master. Witnessing 911 again. 536 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:34,960 Oh no, not again. Not 9/11 2. 537 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:40,600 Danny with Hitler. 9/12. What's up Haley, How you doing 538 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,240 today? And I seen you since yesterday. 539 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,160 So I ate the juice. The juice. 540 00:27:52,320 --> 00:28:00,920 This photo is way better. See what he's got, Yeah. 541 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,160 Click on the jaw. That's so serene. 542 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,520 My computer takes a second. That is so serene. 543 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,240 Lagged. I like the front view though, 544 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,560 but the bottle it's a little more personal. 545 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,120 The side. View shows more detail though. 546 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,560 Well, no, because like the side view makes me think like I'm 547 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,120 walking up on somebody. Doing that to somebody. 548 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:25,040 Else it's like it's like that's I'm receiving. 549 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,960 It's like you guys like POV stuff instead of voyeurism. 550 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:31,040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, well, I mean the 551 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,720 sound is much easier to Photoshop in my opinion. 552 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:35,920 I'm. In you. 553 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,560 No, I mean I. Guess it depends on your skill. 554 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,080 It's true. Very skillful. 555 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,160 I'm sick. I'm waiting. 556 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,960 Archervert. Oh. 557 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:57,040 Have you seen the the clip of King Ass Ripper dancing? 558 00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:06,640 I don't think that I have. Oh, oh, oh. #3 number. 5. 559 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:22,560 Damn, yeah man. Every time. 560 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:28,720 Yeah, it's pretty bad. Mr. Master, have you actually 561 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:34,120 seen the full video? Probably not. 562 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,680 Joey, do you want to do the honors or should I? 563 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,880 I'm looking for a video if I can even find it. 564 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,240 I'll find it. I already found it. 565 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,680 You don't even want to see this. Probably not. 566 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,640 Worst brain rot. Oh no. 567 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:57,200 It's in memes. So the one I posted is him 568 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,240 dancing. Empty beer bottles? 569 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:07,400 That's a really bad AI. Just the Ricardo dance this is. 570 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:13,640 This is definitely AI generated. Really, this is like 1980. 4, 571 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:23,440 He's doing the gritty, yo. He's doing the gritty wow. 572 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:38,920 Well, it's a song about him, yeah. 37 seconds. 573 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:48,600 Yeah, this. Isn't I don't think this is AII 574 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,600 think this is like 8 big. Graphics. 575 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,200 Yeah, it is. Pretty sure I saw this on the 576 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,640 NES. I've seen this video where he he 577 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:59,600 loads up the oh. It just speeds up every time, he 578 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:00,560 says. Mayonnaise. 579 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:03,400 Nice. Ridiculous it. 580 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,640 Looks like a It looks like a moon pie. 581 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,920 You. Like cheeseburger should not 582 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,520 look like a moon pie. There's a. 583 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:37,040 Lot of freaking mayonnaise, man. So gross. 584 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:09,240 Oh shit. Oh man. 585 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:16,920 Look like little green thighs at this. .0 No, it's so gross 586 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,560 making that it's true. No. 587 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,960 No. I would be willing to try this, 588 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,400 just I would be willing to try this just to like see how much I 589 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:31,280 ascend. Like 1 tablespoon of mayonnaise 590 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,720 is like 100 calories. Yeah, that's more like a 591 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,480 tablespoon. Yeah, it's those 3 tablespoons 592 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,280 he. Goes through the whole jar. 593 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,360 That's like. Oh. 594 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,800 How much does? He go I mean, the fact that he 595 00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:46,240 didn't peel the foil all the way off the top of that mayonnaise 596 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,800 jar is freaking me out. Anyway, we. 597 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,280 Had to get to it. Right. 598 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,840 Man and. 9. Also, I'm very proud of you guys 599 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,400 for not saying that I look bald. What? 600 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:58,720 Did you say that? Huh. 601 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,520 You have a full head of hair. Oh. 602 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,880 You shaved it. Yeah, I mean, it's still hair. 603 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,440 With the bugs, yeah. You still got hair in your bed? 604 00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,640 Looks great. You look as you look as good as 605 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,520 you always do. Oh, thanks. 606 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,240 Really stupid good. Everyone else just makes fun of 607 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,640 me and I and. Then I get so. 608 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:14,920 Happening here. Hey. 609 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,760 This is a safe place. I won't have any hair to grab 610 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,720 onto, but you know, I'll just. Yeah, I'll put a. 611 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,760 Plunger. Get a plunger. 612 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,280 Yeah, Plunger. No, that's that's no, no, no. 613 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,560 You I want, I want you to use like those like sticky hands. 614 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,080 Oh. Yeah, Oh yeah, yeah. 615 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,080 They stretch a little bit and then like you can let go of them 616 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,160 and let them snap and. Then I'll have them, you know, 617 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,200 instead of going on top, I'll have them go around the side. 618 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,120 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 619 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,840 So you'll have like one for like. 620 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,240 Each finger. Goodness, I just imprison that 621 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,520 and I almost spit coffee through. 622 00:33:52,960 --> 00:34:00,840 Because I can just see. Take my mayonnaise. 623 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:29,000 5. It's just him catching his 624 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:32,120 breath, that's all it is. Yeah, right. 625 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,520 I. Think it really takes the breath 626 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,360 out of him seeing that beautiful man. 627 00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:39,719 Yeah, that's true. We do. 628 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,440 We do say that Bethanna has to catch her breath after every 629 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,880 step. So yeah, that's true. 630 00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:52,639 That's just a female version of. I was just going to say imagine 631 00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:56,760 if the two ever met. Oh no, you want mayonnaise? 632 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,760 Sounds like when you stick a knife in it or whatever it is, 633 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,000 that's what it sounds. Like. 634 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:09,320 Oh no, sloppy slopped with greased cheese and bacon. 635 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,600 I need another car of mayonnaise. 636 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:15,720 Corn dogs. I mean, it is oil. 637 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,560 Some. Beard. 638 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,640 Like a good Lube in a pinch, I. Was it would. 639 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,320 Some mayonnaise. You know it would. 640 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,400 I want my gaining calories by having sex. 641 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,720 I'm going to. Drink. 642 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,360 Mayonnaise. Oh man, all my lotions all the 643 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:35,280 way over. There. 644 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,840 But I got this mayonnaise. Need to. 645 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:43,520 Moisturize. The eggs and the mayonnaise are 646 00:35:43,520 --> 00:36:08,920 going to emulsify. So yeah, I don't think Alex is 647 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,000 getting on. So we could. 648 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,160 Dang. It IKEA that texted me isn't 649 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,920 isn't responded responded. I closed. 650 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,520 I closed down on my stuff. I kind of want to play IKEA do. 651 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,320 Do the SCP. Nobody seems excited for the SCP 652 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,400 just because I don't. I haven't properly represented 653 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,800 what it is and how it's played, but. 654 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,280 What do you want me to do to make you think that I'm happy 655 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,760 about it? I don't even know anything about 656 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,360 it. Cheddar outright. 657 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,760 Told me it's like. I'm not. 658 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:43,200 I'm not excited about it. And I was like, yeah, makes 659 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,400 sense. I get it. 660 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,280 Yeah. None of you guys watch. 661 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,200 It doesn't sound appealing to me, but that was imagine like 662 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,520 completely honest. But like, imagine it was like 663 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,360 you, right? OK. 664 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,920 And nobody's watched like Squid Game. 665 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,680 I have Squid Game, they haven't watched that one. 666 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:04,120 X. I'm here and he's blowing his 667 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:09,080 brains out. So it's like you, it's you just 668 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,280 trying to survive and most likely you guys won't because 669 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,680 it's actually pretty hard, but you get a. 670 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,240 Character. And you develop a background and 671 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:19,240 a motivation of why you want to win the game. 672 00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:21,480 And it's like. You can you. 673 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,360 Can You can either win or you can break the game. 674 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,520 There's no in between. There can only be 1. 675 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,120 Wait a minute. I'm just going to sharpen a 676 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,880 butter knife and just slit my own throat. 677 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,800 You can do. I'm think I'm waiting. 678 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:46,920 I got to listen to that again. So what do we need to do to get? 679 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,600 We already made our characters right. 680 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,320 Some people did. Some people did Who? 681 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:52,760 I don't have. Like I did. 682 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,600 I did not. I don't. 683 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,240 I mean, I was here last week, but I don't think I made my 684 00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:00,400 character either. Just click in the roll 20 links 685 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,560 I. Don't think you're here. 686 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:05,320 Last week I put in there. The only week I wasn't here was 687 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,200 for Michaela's birthday. I'm just a sexy boy. 688 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,920 Sexy boy. That's true. 689 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,720 I made my character. Not your boy toy. 690 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:19,840 I don't like this my nickname is the gay boy, but it is what it 691 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,920 is. It is what it is. 692 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,000 You're going to like it. Mr. Just tell them what 693 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,560 attributes we can do. Yes, Daddy. 694 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,920 Yeah, how do I make that? That's right. 695 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,760 That's right. That's right. 696 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,600 That's. Right. 697 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,240 That's right. Keys. 698 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,760 This looks convoluted. Complicated. 699 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,560 If we had to figure out all the dice rolls, it would be, but it 700 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,400 does everything. It's automated so. 701 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,720 Everything for you. Pretty sick. 702 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,880 Pretty freaking sick. I'm getting a motorcycle, 703 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,600 fellas. Yeah, for reals. 704 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,160 Yeah. What kind? 705 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:54,440 Of Vespa. It's. 706 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:58,640 Called a Honda Navi. It's a new one, Navi. 707 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,760 And it's a tiny one. It's not a mini bike, but it's 708 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:04,960 tiny. Yeah, it it maxes out I think at 709 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,480 55 miles an hour, which is all I need to get started. 710 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,560 It's mostly just like a starter. Yeah, Navi. 711 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,440 I thought you said Navi. No Navi OH. 712 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,960 It's pretty cool. Yeah, it maxes out at 55, which 713 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,960 is all I need honestly, to get to and from work. 714 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,680 Plus, it'll make it a lot easier to pass the motorcycle license 715 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,400 test because it's small. It's still hard. 716 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:27,440 More No. No, it's not. 717 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,600 As long as you don't try. To you know how to drive a 718 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,560 motorcycle. That's I learned how to drive a 719 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,480 motorcycle in Thailand so I feel like I shouldn't have any 720 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,880 troubles. Here I mean the written test is 721 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:40,040 annoying. Yeah, actually Dando is is like 722 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,320 a a crotch rocket is difficult to pass the test on because they 723 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,080 don't, they don't turn very well. 724 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,800 They don't lay. Down very well. 725 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:51,040 Right, looks similar, like low speed turns are probably going 726 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:55,240 to be what gets you lack of gyro to keep you upright. 727 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:59,080 But yeah, I like motorcycles. I had one for a short time 728 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,080 because it's 650. Nice. 729 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:02,880 I wouldn't mind having one someday. 730 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:06,760 Aftermarket gas tank. It's pretty, pretty big. 731 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,160 Yeah. Ran out of gas on the highway? 732 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,160 No. And then I remember that there 733 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,760 was a little switch for the reserve tank. 734 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:15,720 It's pretty. Handy. 735 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:19,120 Yeah, yeah, you know, Or you could just keep your motorcycle 736 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,320 filled. I mean, yeah. 737 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:23,480 I do want, I mean, it's a choice. 738 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,480 It's a personal choice. It's a personal preference on 739 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:25,960 that. Yeah. 740 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,400 But I mean, I feel like it could have been avoided if you, you 741 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,680 know, you put gas in your tank. And I could be wrong. 742 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,960 I don't, I'm not an expert on motorcycles. 743 00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:35,560 I don't. Know. 744 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,480 I could be totally wrong about that. 745 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,240 Like Alex, you don't know what you're talking about. 746 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,800 And I'd be like, you know, you're right. 747 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,240 I don't. I was late for work. 748 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,160 OK, that's fair. Did I wake that? 749 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,960 Did I leave early? No, I didn't. 750 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,560 I have awoken many a days like I might not make it and I'm 751 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:53,720 driving my car like, yeah, I'm not going to make. 752 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:58,520 It I should just turn around, go back home, Yeah. 753 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,200 Boss, I don't know. I have enough gas to get into 754 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,520 work. Why don't you put gas in the 755 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,080 tank? Because you don't pay enough. 756 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:08,720 See you tomorrow. Maybe I'm trying to save money. 757 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:14,560 I went with diesel. Roll 20 links to build a. 758 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,720 Yeah, Yep. Danny Danny's link. 759 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,920 The most recent one. Yep, Danny's the most recent 760 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,080 Danny's link. Yeah, the most recent Danny's 761 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:24,360 link. Yep. 762 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:34,080 Yep, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I posted What if I 763 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:37,720 should screencap this finger in the belly button? 764 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:42,760 What the devil? It's pretty hot. 765 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,880 Did I just get turned on? I did I, I. 766 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:50,320 Launched the game but I I don't know how to build my character. 767 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:51,880 Help. Any help? 768 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,360 I mean, you guys have worked with me trying to build 769 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,680 characters I don't do well. You're muted, Danny. 770 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,400 I So we're just ourselves. This one I. 771 00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,200 Told you I was going to put that video I took on the Bonnie Blue 772 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:08,160 bus. Oh geez, I haven't seen it yet. 773 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:10,280 Well, you just watched it. I did. 774 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:13,120 Oh, it was. Reenactment. 775 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,040 Oh, gross. Sick. 776 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,880 Hell, I'll. Just ask you to do. 777 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,320 That. Anyways. 778 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,320 I forget completely how. To how to start creating a 779 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:24,880 character sheet. So we're just ourselves for this 780 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:29,520 one. You just go to journal and hit 781 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:34,560 plus character Gator toes. Mm hmm. 782 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,320 That's where you read. All right, So rock and Gator. 783 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,440 Too. Oh, it is just us. 784 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,120 Yeah, that what you're saying or? 785 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,920 So, Derek, can you hear me chatter? 786 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,000 Oh, he's got his IS. He frozen. 787 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,520 He's. No, he has his. 788 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:50,000 Oh, he's deafened. Off, I screamed at him. 789 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,640 He didn't hear me chatter. Oh, there he is. 790 00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,440 He's talking. To you, who's talking to me? 791 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,160 He's telling me how to create a character. 792 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:06,120 I downloaded the PDF and I'm going through it right now. 793 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,520 Okay, so. It's a lot. 794 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:09,280 If. You look at your character sheet 795 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:13,400 real quick. You have 20D aids and you have 4 796 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:16,200 D 10s. He's got to make a character 797 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,480 though, right? He's got 1. 798 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,360 You can, it says Derek DF, the Gaylord. 799 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,720 Oh, yeah, yeah, I haven't. I haven't made one. 800 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,560 You have a sheet though at least. 801 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,400 OK, Yeah. So if you pull that up, you have 802 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,680 20D eights and you have 40 tens. So you see how the strength has 803 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,120 a bunch of D eights, health has a bunch of D eights, perception 804 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,200 has a bunch of D eights, all that kind of fun stuff. 805 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,080 The point by system. Yep. 806 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,280 So it's a point by system. So you have 20 of those D 807 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,280 eights, so you can dump them into whatever you want. 808 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,880 You have 4 D 10s. 20. Yeah, it's the 809 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:56,520 21234567891011121314151617181920. Yeah, I have 20. 810 00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,760 Is that just for the assist for the attributes right? 811 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,280 Yeah, no. The Strength, Health, 812 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,680 Perception, Dexterity, fake Charisma, Intelligence, 813 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,760 Willpower. So you plug them in there, 814 00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,840 however much, and then four D 10s go on the D10 slot. 815 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,800 Yeah. Never mind that, OK, and. 816 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:16,480 Then. What else did we do? 817 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,280 Your body shape plays a pole apart. 818 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:19,880 In your body. Shape. 819 00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:23,200 Yeah. Everything reflected. 820 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:25,720 Body shape What? He'll get to that. 821 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,960 Yeah, your appearance also plays into it. 822 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,840 So big and green and Bucky nude that would factor or? 823 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:36,840 Yeah, it would factor into. It give you plus charisma. 824 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,440 And remember, you're playing your stuff, so. 825 00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:44,000 Yeah, but did you guys see my my, my character photo? 826 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:48,440 Yeah, because I have an inability to put my actual 827 00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,960 picture on anything ever. That's you. 828 00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:55,040 I wish it was me. Dude, Lou Ferrigno is freaking 829 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,880 jacked. Not no more. 830 00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,720 Yeah, he is. He's got some chub, but he's 831 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:03,720 still pretty. He's not massive but he's ripped 832 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:05,600 still like. I could beat him up. 833 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,960 I doubt it. Oh, depending where you. 834 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,400 Probably got some like Hawkeye or Daredevil powers with his 835 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,400 deafness. Depending where you plug in your 836 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,800 attributes depends on what kind of skill points you get. 837 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,360 Yeah, under the three categories Skills, Knowledges and 838 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,640 Abilities. Yeah, so. 839 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,480 How we figured that out? It's a client. 840 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,080 Just worry about it later. Yeah, because I don't. 841 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,200 Have I don't have that much perception. 842 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,640 Why are you wearing sunglasses inside you? 843 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,280 Too cool, right in here. I'm hungover. 844 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:43,400 That's fair. Is there like a like a minimum 845 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,680 of D eights that I have to have in something? 846 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,800 Nope, it's zero. What about it? 847 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,120 What if I wanted to play AD 10 in it? 848 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,240 Put AD 10 in it. OK well I'm clicking on fate and 849 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,120 it's not letting. You when you roll that 850 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,120 attribute, it'll just roll that dice pool. 851 00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,760 I think you've got to have AD 8 and something before you put AD 852 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,680 10 in something. I have one D8 and fate and. 853 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,880 It won't let you and. It won't let me let. 854 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:06,200 Me pull up your. Sheet. 855 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,880 OK, do I have to have two? Yeah. 856 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:10,800 I don't know how honest, I'm just kidding I think. 857 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:15,760 You got to fill out a section. Well I put 2IN everything just 858 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:17,280 to start off with there. You go. 859 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,480 Yeah. An average show? 860 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,280 Wait a second. I think I'm very charismatic. 861 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,000 I think you are. I think. 862 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,560 Charismatic. My charisma is a 1D8 so OK. 863 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,280 So. Mine's a 48. 864 00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:34,160 I have the charisma of like Jeffrey Dahmer, I get. 865 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,000 All the conversation. I just risen him up. 866 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:42,720 I'm hiding in the corner going. Trust me, there will be. 867 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,840 Plenty of people for you guys are Riza. 868 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,200 I think, I think honestly, I think Cheddar and Danny have the 869 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,320 highest charisma amongst us all. Oh it sucks, I think. 870 00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:55,960 Burn, burn. It's just the way it is. 871 00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,120 I mean, I'd be really. Upset if it wasn't so true. 872 00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,880 No, I'm such an introvert. I'm such an introvert. 873 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,120 Derek, we should get. OK, let's attest to this. 874 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,280 I don't know if anybody's listening out there, listeners, 875 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:10,080 but let's attest to this, Danny. We go out on our on our annual 876 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:14,040 guys trip, we're at the grocery store and boy did that purple 877 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,600 haired lady just chat Danny up like there was no tomorrow. 878 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:19,320 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 879 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,920 Don't take that away from me. She she did me too. 880 00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,280 How? You doing? 881 00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,600 She gave. Me, the eyeballs, she kind of 882 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,760 looked me up and down and it made me feel good. 883 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:34,360 Take that away from this old. Like there was no like trying. 884 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,160 There was no. He was just like, hey, hope your 885 00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:37,440 day's going good. Thanks. 886 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:42,440 Instantly you felt like she was like OK, he's going to be my 887 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:46,080 future ex-husband. And you know it was funny 888 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,160 because he just go out of his way or anything. 889 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,600 He was just like hey, how you doing? 890 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,840 Oh you're good, that's good. I'm doing pretty well too. 891 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:54,680 And that was it. That was it. 892 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,680 There was no like game. There was nothing. 893 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:57,880 It was just like hi, how are you? 894 00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,000 It's like been a pretty girl. Walks. 895 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,440 By a really ugly dude and goes, hello, how are you? 896 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,560 And he's just in love. That's what happened. 897 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,880 It was crazy. I've never seen anything like it 898 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:09,360 ever. I. 899 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,320 Just followed behind her slowly with a knife. 900 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,520 I would pay money for somebody to look at me like a ham 901 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,240 sandwich. Funnily enough, we were just 902 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:21,040 watching The Hunger Games today and it has been determined that 903 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,240 I would have the most sponsors because everybody would love me. 904 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,120 Yeah, see, that's another thing. In Deathmatch Island, you have 905 00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:28,360 followers. It's the same. 906 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,600 You and Cheddar are are strangely likable. 907 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:35,480 Not strangely that sound usually that that hurts. 908 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,080 No, strangely, strangely, and people like there's a better 909 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,000 word. There's a better word like 910 00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,760 likeable in a way that doesn't seem like it should be that 911 00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:47,080 high, but it is. It's like I'm not unfortunately, 912 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,600 you just like me for some reason. 913 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,880 Yeah, can't figure out why I think. 914 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,840 It's just my relatability. I I find a way to be on. 915 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,840 Everybody, that's what it is. I think it's my. 916 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,080 I think for me it's my non seriousness. 917 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,160 Probably it. But seriousness at the same time 918 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:05,360 you you you have the ability to hover in between serious and non 919 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,480 serious and you can't tell the difference between. 920 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,080 That's why I'm good at gaslighting. 921 00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,840 Old people like me for my body. That's true. 922 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,240 They. Do now that I could believe. 923 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,080 They. Want you got a hell of an ass. 924 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:31,480 Nice, why I so? Plus one charisma, right? 925 00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,120 So do I feel any of the skills or? 926 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,280 So yeah, we're getting. Complicated. 927 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,040 Yeah, sorry, I apologize. Your parents first right my 928 00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,160 disguise and blend in as -2. So. 929 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,480 It goes off your appearance. Yeah, pick your parents. 930 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:51,200 So average is I. Chose I chose strange and 931 00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:57,800 heavyset. All right, hold on. 932 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,600 So strange. You have a + 1 to intimidate and 933 00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,160 to taunt, and you have a plus. 1. 934 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,320 But very good. But you have a -2 to disguising 935 00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,360 and blending in. That's fine. 936 00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,920 What's your reasoning? And your heavy set, Your heavy 937 00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:16,120 set, you said. So that gave you a + 15 HP. 938 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,640 Sick. Sick reasoning. 939 00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:23,320 I'm open minded. I I did scientific. 940 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,520 It's like a mental state. Yeah, since you're so you get 941 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:33,120 plus 9, the cognitive resistance and you have no modifiers either 942 00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:36,360 positive or negative. Sweet Alex is gonna go beast. 943 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,280 I would, I would say Alex. Yeah. 944 00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,800 I love beast. But. 945 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,000 Creepy creepy Alex. You get a + 2 to intent. 946 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,440 Creepy wait. Hold on, what? 947 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,200 What's? Happening right now. 948 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,400 I'm confused. You're creepy, right? 949 00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,600 Your appearance. Don't under what? 950 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,600 But what do you mean I don't? I didn't pick anything. 951 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,640 Like what? OK. 952 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,400 All right. No, you've got 40 eights to pick 953 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,960 still, so go ahead and pick those. 954 00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:05,360 OK. And then? 955 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,880 Almost on the other one. Your appearance can either be 956 00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:11,200 beautiful, attractive, average, strange, or creepy. 957 00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,680 And then body type. There's like short, thin, 958 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,320 average, heavy, set and beast, but we're forcing you to go 959 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,720 beast because you work out. You are beast, That's fair. 960 00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,280 You are beast. Of all of those, I mean, yeah, I 961 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,040 am short, but of all of those, I'm. 962 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,800 And reasoning can be naive, skeptical, scientific, open 963 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:31,080 minded, or nuts. Somebody has to be nuts. 964 00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:35,280 Not freaking nuts. Well, one of you isn't by the 965 00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,520 way, Cheddar, I absolutely love that your gender is man with 966 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:38,360 penis. So. 967 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:41,040 Thank you and. That your hair. 968 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,320 Have to designate now that your hair. 969 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,320 Is chest and back. So yeah. 970 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:57,840 Yeah. Eyes are deep blue because 971 00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:59,680 that's what they are. They're deeply are, yeah. 972 00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:04,720 I thought you had like a green blue like a sea foam. 973 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:06,360 Kind of. What is? 974 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,600 Stare deep. When I stare deeply into them, I 975 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,200 feel like I'm sinking into the ocean. 976 00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,000 Alex, what were you saying? What is fate? 977 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,720 I don't know what fate means. Fate. 978 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:17,640 So fate is going to be like luck? 979 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:21,280 Basically, yeah. Oh, I lucked out. 980 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,560 Oh. My luck is trash. 981 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:27,240 Though You mean you faded out? Yeah, I'm done. 982 00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:29,040 Thank you. I appreciate that. 983 00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:33,720 Thank you. All. 984 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:37,800 Right. Yeah, Fate measures how 985 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,880 fortunate your character is, right? 986 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,840 They can help you deliver youthful items nearby and is 987 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:47,200 primarily rolled when playing. Luck is involved. 1D8IN fate. 988 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,680 So that's how I am in real life, though I'm keeping it true to 989 00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:51,600 life. Be fair. 990 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,560 I mean to be fair I was going to put 1D8 and fate because I'm not 991 00:52:55,560 --> 00:53:01,440 lucky and charisma wise I'm all of I'm like an old leather shoe. 992 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,680 Wow. I disagree, Alex. 993 00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:10,120 I also disagree do. You remember somebody with 1D8 994 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:15,920 fate or Charisma can't possibly get people to follow you from 995 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:17,480 the store thinking that you're British. 996 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,080 Although I have one in charisma too. 997 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,760 Yeah, but the British accent adds. 998 00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:24,080 But I've lost it since college, yeah. 999 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:25,080 It's. A British. 1000 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:31,800 Accent does add like 3D12 to charisma if you can do. 1001 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:35,680 It well, I think that plays off of your charisma levels, though. 1002 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,960 I think that's just a skill, yeah. 1003 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,440 Greek skill unto itself. Skill. 1004 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:44,120 It's a skill that then adds into Charisma. 1005 00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:47,720 Literally plays Yeah it. Plays off intelligence instead 1006 00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:51,000 consciously aware. What do you say, mate? 1007 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,280 Oh. Hello. 1008 00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:54,760 Experience. Yeah, perfect. 1009 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:56,040 It can't knock. That. 1010 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,840 Child out No. No, what? 1011 00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,160 Coffee. No. 1012 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:05,520 Sir, it was Down syndrome. He needs to make fun of us. 1013 00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:08,400 Yeah. Mom and Dad made us drive him 1014 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,960 around. He was a funny boy. 1015 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:15,960 It's the shop, not the hard. 1. They're going to lie to you, 1016 00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,680 Joe. No, I had never tried a British 1017 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,920 accent until you and I tried it together. 1018 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,160 See what happens. Alex, you got everything. 1019 00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:27,440 We Found Love. I got love, my dad said. 1020 00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:30,040 Sure, yeah. Okay, so the way it worked from 1021 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:34,520 here is you each get 17 points for knowledges. 1022 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,280 Well, sorry. First, let me do. 1023 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,600 You know what that means? Yep, I I. 1024 00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,400 Can do it, Yeah, yeah. All right, so as you can. 1025 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:42,960 See towards. I love you too. 1026 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,240 If you Scroll down a little bit, you've got skills, knowledges, 1027 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:49,040 and abilities right on your character sheet. 1028 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:54,240 So in knowledges, so to buy one of these, it costs one point. 1029 00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:59,520 To buy like a level 2 into something it costs three points, 1030 00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,920 and to buy a Level 3 and something it costs six points. 1031 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,880 And you read it in that left column there's two columns. 1032 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:06,360 Yep, you read it in the left column. 1033 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:08,880 I'll explain what the right column is after you're done 1034 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:11,880 buying stuff in the left column. It looks like boosters due to 1035 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,400 your stats. Mods. 1036 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:18,760 Kind of some of them, yes, but we'll also see like once we 1037 00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:20,000 start rolling into stuff. But. 1038 00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:21,400 I'd be getting. Negative. 1039 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:22,880 How do you know how much points you have? 1040 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,720 That's what I'm getting to. So. 1041 00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:29,640 Sorry, you start out as a base of 17 points of knowledges, 14 1042 00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,680 points in skills, and 10 points and abilities. 1043 00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:35,920 I need to write this down, my head hurts already. 1044 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:40,200 You're right. It's 17 because I. 17 knowledge, 1045 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:44,200 14 skill and what? 10 for abilities if dad. 1046 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:45,720 If you need to rework it, that's fine too. 1047 00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:48,240 I must admit, yeah, because I've only got only. 1048 00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,440 Five points in skills. Yeah, I only have 5. 1049 00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:55,160 So, and then on top of that, you get a + 5 for every D10 1050 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:59,800 purchased in Intelligence and Perception, a + 5 for every D10 1051 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,200 purchased in Strength and Dexterity, for skills and for 1052 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:07,640 abilities, you get a + 5 for each D10 purchasing Charisma, 1053 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:12,160 Willpower. So looking through yours, Derek, 1054 00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,440 I. Didn't do mine right then. 1055 00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:17,720 Your charisma, you get 10 points. 10 extra points to 1056 00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:21,200 ability. Sorry, yeah, 10 extra points to 1057 00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:24,440 abilities. Well, that's that's where we 1058 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,120 messed up when we made these then, because if we just I just 1059 00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,200 did it off the plus I didn't realize there. 1060 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:33,360 Was only seemed to have like 5. OK, so we work at all, it's not 1061 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:35,680 a big deal. Yeah, no, I'll do that right 1062 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,440 now. And then so yeah, Cheddar, you 1063 00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:42,560 get 10 extra points to abilities and five extra points to skills. 1064 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,960 OK. And then Alex looking at yours. 1065 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,920 We need to go back over to the initial points. 1066 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,760 I have all. Right. 1067 00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,840 So your skills, Look at your skills little column there. 1068 00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:59,520 You see that so? You have you have 14 points off 1069 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:01,560 the bat, off the RIP. Or skills. 1070 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:05,560 For skills, so it costs one point to buy a level 1, three 1071 00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:08,200 points to buy a level 2, and six points to buy a Level 3. 1072 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,600 So it's like if you're buying one, it's one. 1073 00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:15,280 If you buy 2, it's three points, it's 1-2 and then you have to 1074 00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,800 buy the level 1 before it, so it's three points. 1075 00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:21,440 That's how you figure it. Level 3 is 6 points, right? 1076 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,800 It's our same system did it. Yeah. 1077 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,520 Right. And then I have show knowledge 1078 00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,080 and 10 points for ability overall. 10 points for 1079 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:31,400 abilities, yes. OK. 1080 00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:34,240 It's that last column there or last section? 1081 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:36,040 OK. So yeah, let's just start with 1082 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,280 the base, let's start with the base, and let's go from there. 1083 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:42,320 So yeah, everybody gets 17 points for knowledges, 14 points 1084 00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:44,280 for skills, and 10 points for abilities. 1085 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,480 One more time with knowledges 17, right? 1086 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:50,400 17 for knowledges, 14 for skills and 10 for abilities. 1087 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:53,800 OK, I am writing this out in general for us. 1088 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:55,120 OK. Thank you. 1089 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,720 I appreciate that buddy. And like if you do like a Level 1090 00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:01,240 3, that's 1 + 2 + 3, right? So it's like 6, correct? 1091 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:04,120 Six points, correct? Yeah, I don't think I did mine 1092 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,160 right. No, I think I messed up when I 1093 00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,680 explained it to you. Guys, yeah, I don't think any of 1094 00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:08,320 us did. Yeah. 1095 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,760 I I apologize, that's on me, 14. No, no, no. 1096 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,720 Second, well, what didn't we do right? 1097 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,360 I'm so confused. No, no, no, no. 1098 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,760 You're fine. You're doing all right. 1099 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,000 That's just me what I did. You're good, buddy. 1100 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:26,120 I'm 14, so I have. The so like the acting and all 1101 00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,000 that. It has a big thick black line 1102 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 beneath. Like subji machine gun 1103 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,040 obviously. Is that still part of skills? 1104 00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:33,560 Yeah. I don't know why it has that. 1105 00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:34,960 Yeah. I thought so. 1106 00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,280 I wasn't sure about that. We're like separating, like 1107 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:42,520 weapon skills to like just. Everything else skills, OK. 1108 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:44,760 Yeah, that's. So we. 1109 00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:49,040 Joe, I just saw your. I just pulled up your sheet for 1110 00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:52,680 the first time in a while and I absolutely love your character 1111 00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:55,120 description. Which is. 1112 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,240 It is. He's been called gay for his 1113 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,200 Immaculate. Hair. 1114 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:10,320 He likes Poontang. You did say we're working with 1115 00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,000 the left column right for our skills. 1116 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,760 Sorry about that. Yeah, start with the left 1117 00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,600 column. I'll explain what that's what 1118 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:16,120 the. Right. 1119 00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,520 Column. Remember, you're playing 1120 00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,960 yourself, so if you feel like you're really good with 1121 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,680 handguns, then yeah, put that in there if you feel like you're 1122 00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,560 really good at like blending in. Yeah, I'm going through and 1123 00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,520 marking what I'm good at with ones, and from there I'll go up 1124 00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:34,520 with how good I am in real life with certain things like 1125 00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,680 writing. I'll leave is A1 because the 1126 00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:41,040 actual tactical art of writing I'm terrible at, but making up a 1127 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,520 good story I'm. Yeah. 1128 00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:43,640 And that can play into it, right? 1129 00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:44,760 So. Yeah. 1130 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,560 Alex I see a real lack of points in fashion. 1131 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,200 I feel like that should be a six right off the. 1132 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,760 Bat. Oh yeah. 1133 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,480 Where's? Fashion what? 1134 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,400 No, I'm just kidding. It's way down at the bottom. 1135 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,760 Don't worry about it. Is there actually a fashion one? 1136 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:03,200 Yeah. Right above gambling. 1137 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,600 OK, so I don't know anything about fashion so. 1138 01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:09,440 It was a joke. Lies. 1139 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,600 Joke. Always. 1140 01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:15,920 Look good. OK, Danny, could you go over the 1141 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:21,120 the D 10s giving us bonuses and stuff? 1142 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:24,680 Again, yes. Do we want to wait till 1143 01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:27,560 everybody's done and that way we're not confusing anybody? 1144 01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:33,440 I'll I'll write it down. OK, all right, so you get a + 5 1145 01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:39,280 points for every D10 purchase an intelligence and perception to 1146 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,680 your knowledge +5 your knowledge. 1147 01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:45,520 Perception, so +5 if you have a. If you have both of those, you 1148 01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:48,840 get plus 10. If you ever for every D 10 so 1149 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:52,080 say so you have 4 D 10's and say you put 2IN intelligence and 1150 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,960 22IN perception. That's twenty extra points for 1151 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,520 knowledge. Yeah, so I have one in each. 1152 01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:01,680 So that's ten other B + 10. And what was that? 1153 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,920 Abilities knowledge is okay. Okay, sweet. 1154 01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:09,560 So now plus 10. Okay for you get a + 5 for 1155 01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:13,040 skills for every D10 purchase and strength and decks. 1156 01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:17,400 Strength and decks. Yep. +5 and. 1157 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,240 Decks. Skills and skills you're. 1158 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,000 Going to have to repeat these just so you know. 1159 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,000 I'm not listening because it's so. 1160 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:23,480 Yeah. Don't worry about it. 1161 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,000 I'm writing it down in general. Oh, you're good. 1162 01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:30,240 Yeah, so +5 in skills for every D10 purchase and strength and 1163 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:34,040 decks. And then you get a + 5 in 1164 01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:38,480 abilities for every 1D for every D10 purchase in skill or in 1165 01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:41,560 Charisma or Willpower. What was the last one again 1166 01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:45,640 strengthen for? Every for it's for your 1167 01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:49,240 abilities, for every D10, Charisma and willpower. 1168 01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:52,200 OK. Oh yeah, so I don't have that. 1169 01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:57,440 So is it was intelligence and Dex gets you. 1170 01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,400 So Intelligence gives you +5 to Knowledge. 1171 01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:03,480 Knowledge is. Dex gives you a + 5 to skills. 1172 01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:10,560 Oh, OK. And it's the left column, right? 1173 01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:12,280 The left column, correct? Yes, Sir. 1174 01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:14,880 I'll explain what the right column is once everybody's done. 1175 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:18,000 Skills allocated. Sort of. 1176 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,800 What's that, buddy? I said skills are allocated, 1177 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,320 sort of. Yeah, it looks good. 1178 01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:26,440 And then what is like gambling? General knowledge, all those are 1179 01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:29,400 those part of skills as well. As far as they part of. 1180 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,200 That's knowledges. OK, I thought so, but I wasn't 1181 01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,160 sure I was. Like starts in the left and 1182 01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:37,120 keeps going on the right there. OK, OK, cool, cool, cool. 1183 01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:38,720 Fair question though, yeah. Yeah. 1184 01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:40,640 No. Sweet. 1185 01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:42,200 So far I don't have any knowledge. 1186 01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:43,760 Duly noted. Great. 1187 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,920 OK, I want to do some general knowledge. 1188 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,360 Actually, 17 points for that, by the way, Alex. 1189 01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:50,600 Right. Yeah, I have it written down 1190 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:54,240 here so I don't lose track and I'm fake fun ticking as I go. 1191 01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:55,360 Oh. You're good. 1192 01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:00,800 I'm just a sexy boy, bitchy boy. I'm not your. 1193 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:09,560 Boy toy. So should we add in like like 1194 01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:12,040 I'll always have a pocket knife on me, Should I add in that? 1195 01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:15,520 Yeah, equipment. Yeah, I. 1196 01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:20,000 Walked in IKEA with my handgun. Yeah. 1197 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,040 So. What would damage be for? 1198 01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,240 Looking around, pocket knife. A really sharp pocket knife. 1199 01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:34,120 Face damage would be a 1D8. Plus 10 for the sharpness well. 1200 01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:42,200 Yeah, yeah. So range I have 5 down for the 1201 01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:44,280 Glock. Is that 5 tiles? 1202 01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:47,440 Yes. OK, so it would be 1 then for 1203 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,520 the. Correct. 1204 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:52,480 Yes, it is a one, yeah. So I'm adding all my personal 1205 01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,640 belongings that that I would be carrying. 1206 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,400 Like your everyday what you carry? 1207 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:59,480 That's fair. Tone Keys wallet in this 1208 01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:02,720 scenario I'm going for. It's based off of me moving 1209 01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:03,920 there, right? Correct. 1210 01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:05,640 Yes, you are. You are moving here. 1211 01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:09,720 So I'm going to be work me. I'm going to bring my box cutter 1212 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,240 and tape measure. OK. 1213 01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:13,040 Dirty. You're doing your tape. 1214 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,520 Measure for sure. Yeah, I'm in my work clothes. 1215 01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:19,080 I love that. Yeah, I will have my business 1216 01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:23,640 cards on me. OK, you know. 1217 01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,040 Should I? Should I add in my? 1218 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:33,040 I should add in my what is that thing Leatherman? 1219 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:37,120 Just a multi tool, yeah. Yeah, I always carry my 1220 01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:38,760 submachine gun on me wherever I go, like. 1221 01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:43,520 For my character. Like I always carry a whip 1222 01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:44,640 around. You guys know that about me. 1223 01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,800 I always have a whip. Right, right. 1224 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,000 You never know when you have to spank somebody. 1225 01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:50,600 I never, I never leave all of that. 1226 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,280 So right. And it's not the last time. 1227 01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:57,920 Before and and I always have. I always have my flashlight on 1228 01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:01,320 me. I will, yes, I will allow that 1229 01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:03,560 you you have your flashlight on you. 1230 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:06,160 Not flesh flash. I got to go to the. 1231 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:10,320 Bathroom with an AI, Thought you had your Bonnie blue. 1232 01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:13,680 Flashlight. No, gross, gross. 1233 01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:24,120 It's the it's the O light. Same same as you have except not 1234 01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:26,560 the. Oh, I will say Joe, by the way. 1235 01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:30,320 SCP 1678 is in the book, by the way. 1236 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:32,600 OK, sweet. Yeah, it's on the London. 1237 01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:34,960 I couldn't find where the SCPS were in the book. 1238 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:38,320 They're in like the later pages, like the two hundreds. 1239 01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:41,520 OK, OK. Do we start with any exertion 1240 01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:44,680 once we're 2 columns? I don't. 1241 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,680 Really. What is lift push like I don't 1242 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:48,640 understand. Like for. 1243 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,480 Pushing something? Yeah. 1244 01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:52,200 I mean just kind of how it sounds I would think. 1245 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:55,640 I mean you for instance, I feel like you lift and push a lot. 1246 01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:57,600 So at least a level one or two, yeah. 1247 01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:59,640 I would I would say at least a level 1. 1248 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:03,760 Yeah, I might go go so far as to give you a Level 3. 1249 01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,720 I would probably just dump all my stats into that if I were 1250 01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,240 you. Does it only go up to Level 3? 1251 01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:10,760 Yeah. OK. 1252 01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:15,520 Why is your empathy a 0, Alex? Why? 1253 01:06:16,040 --> 01:06:18,960 Do you not feel empathy? Alex lies. 1254 01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:20,800 Well, that's not true. You really don't. 1255 01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:22,120 That's not true. That's not true. 1256 01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:24,920 You were very empathetic to me. That's not true. 1257 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:25,920 Yes. Agreed. 1258 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,080 That's not true. I could. 1259 01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:32,760 I could. Can see that you are hurting and 1260 01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:36,400 I'm there for you when you are. I don't really feel empathy for 1261 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:42,000 people not I have to really go out of my way to feel some sort 1262 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,200 of empathy for people. I struggle with that. 1263 01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:47,960 It's a thing that for a long time I was afraid to tell people 1264 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:50,520 because, you know, I'm so that makes me a sociopath. 1265 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,920 But. And Derek, I don't, I see you 1266 01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:56,080 don't have any, anything allocated into heavier artillery 1267 01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:59,840 dragging around that hog. I feel like. 1268 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:01,160 You've got some experience with it. 1269 01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:02,920 The what? Your hog. 1270 01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:08,040 You know that that 105mm cannon between your legs? 1271 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:18,240 That's huge. It was. 1272 01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:23,680 It was huge. Oh, that's that's actually just 1273 01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:26,240 a little bit above average. Wow, that's huge. 1274 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:33,000 That's huge. Sorry. 1275 01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:36,160 It pulled down and then and I looked at it and they said 1276 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:42,720 that's huge. Yeah, yeah, that's a big thing. 1277 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:45,280 I actually have Michaela. Help me with a lot is. 1278 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:47,360 OK, am I being empathetic enough? 1279 01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:49,800 Yeah, that too. But. 1280 01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:51,520 It's. So cute. 1281 01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:54,200 I took a point out of handgun and allocated my other three 1282 01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,600 points elsewhere. OK, that's smart. 1283 01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:01,760 Like in heavy artillery. And disarm. 1284 01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:06,480 And shotgun, you don't really need skilling, right? 1285 01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:09,440 Am I, am I wrong about that? Yes or no? 1286 01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:12,280 What's that? I'm really good at climbing. 1287 01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:14,000 That's good. I believe you. 1288 01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:14,760 I'm too. Fat. 1289 01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:16,720 Now I can. I can catch your throat if I'm 1290 01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:18,439 not looking. There's a, there's. 1291 01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:20,880 A There's a superpower for me. Is there like a? 1292 01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:24,319 Damage. On 9 mil stuff. 1293 01:08:24,359 --> 01:08:27,240 Yes, there is like, I'll get that to you in a second. 1294 01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:31,319 What is resist Co? Resist Knockout. 1295 01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:33,479 K. OKO it's. 1296 01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:36,040 Capital K lowercase O threw me off. 1297 01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:41,560 I feel like I can resist death. I don't want to die. 1298 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:45,880 So why is that under faith? That's under willpower, I would 1299 01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:47,560 tell. You know what it is? 1300 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,760 Well, you can't control if you get knocked out or not. 1301 01:08:49,760 --> 01:08:52,040 I didn't realize, Joe, that you changed your your nickname. 1302 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,080 Yeah. Yeah, I like it. 1303 01:08:55,279 --> 01:08:56,680 I like it. The boy toy. 1304 01:08:57,080 --> 01:09:01,319 Yeah. Oh, Danny, have you read my 1305 01:09:01,319 --> 01:09:07,800 character description? Yet it's pretty good, boy. 1306 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,319 All right. So what did you say? 1307 01:09:11,319 --> 01:09:12,600 The appearance? Oh, there it is. 1308 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:14,319 I found them. Bear who did that? 1309 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:19,120 Me. Yeah, I was just. 1310 01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:21,279 Trying to think of what my alias would be and then all of a 1311 01:09:21,279 --> 01:09:23,000 sudden I look back and it's the bear. 1312 01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:23,920 Then. Date. 1313 01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:28,279 Me. All right, Alec, what were you 1314 01:09:28,279 --> 01:09:29,479 saying, buddy? OK. 1315 01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:31,160 So for appearance, what's the deal all? 1316 01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:32,880 Right. So for appearance. 1317 01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:35,720 Sexy. Yeah, I picked the the hottest 1318 01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,560 1. Obviously beautiful, attractive, 1319 01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:40,640 average, strange, creepy. Creepy, like creepy gives you 1320 01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:43,000 bonuses too, like they all do. That's yeah. 1321 01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:45,800 So what do you like? What do you feel like you are? 1322 01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:48,120 You feel like you're attractive, average, strange. 1323 01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:51,840 Definitely strange. I'm 5 foot tall and checked. 1324 01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:53,560 I mean, there's nothing more strange than that. 1325 01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:56,240 That's not what I would call strange. 1326 01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:58,680 I would call. I would call that I can barely 1327 01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:01,720 keep my hands off of you I. Would call that boner inducing. 1328 01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:03,560 So, all right, so say you're strange. 1329 01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:06,040 Say you're strange. So that gives you a + 1 to 1330 01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:10,240 intimidate into taunt, a + 1 to showmanship, and a -, 2 1331 01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:14,480 disguising and blending in. You stick out like a sore. 1332 01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:19,520 Thumb. He can, but he can blend in easy 1333 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,000 though. I mean, he could. 1334 01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:23,200 He can hide behind smaller things than we could. 1335 01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:25,560 I would. Say, I mean, I'm pretty, I'm 1336 01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:26,440 pretty average. It's easier. 1337 01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:29,360 For you to hide, you know what I mean. 1338 01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:31,160 You're. You're a little above average. 1339 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:36,000 Do you have some some points allocated one or two to like 1340 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:40,120 hiding wherever the hiding is? Because I can hide pretty well. 1341 01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:41,760 Yeah, you're, you're gonna want to that's. 1342 01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:47,600 Be a master hider. And so I. 1343 01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,440 Would. Whoa. 1344 01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:56,560 Average is. I wasn't 5 foot, but if I wasn't 1345 01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:58,840 5 foot I honestly think I'd be top of the scale. 1346 01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:01,840 I've got the nice jawline, I'm very fit, all of that stuff. 1347 01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:03,920 I would say even with but. Again, I'm throat it. 1348 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:06,360 Just goes just beautiful, right? Yeah. 1349 01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:09,920 Is it by face? Yeah, I've got, seems like it. 1350 01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:13,760 And then body type is separate. Comic book hero like. 1351 01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:16,280 I would say go put go attractive. 1352 01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:18,720 That gives you A and. Then what does that give? 1353 01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:22,000 Me, that gives you a + 1 to fashion and etiquette and and if 1354 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,840 you change it, it'll automatically put it in for you. 1355 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:29,080 Yeah, a + 1 to negotiate and persuade, but a -1 to intimidate 1356 01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:31,560 into taunt and a -, 1 to disguise and blend in. 1357 01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:33,000 Oh Dang it, I. See that? 1358 01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:35,520 Yeah, I stand out. Yeah, you still stand out 1359 01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:37,600 regardless. Yeah, of course. 1360 01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:38,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. 1361 01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:41,320 Then I put body type as beasts because you know. 1362 01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:43,280 OK, so. One of us got you. 1363 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:47,920 Yeah, Beast. Gives you a + 20 HP, but you 1364 01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:50,320 don't get any reactionary defense bonuses. 1365 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,640 OK, I. Still take the HP. 1366 01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:55,840 I mean that's fine. Put me in a 42 Max HP, that's 1367 01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:57,480 pretty good. Pretty heavy, yeah. 1368 01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:59,840 And then reasoning, what would you think? 1369 01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:01,880 I would say. Not you're. 1370 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,200 A little. Skeptical. 1371 01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:05,200 Honestly. Yeah. 1372 01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:07,920 I'm actually struggling with reasoning. 1373 01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:09,880 I don't even know what you guys would think. 1374 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:13,000 Let me help you out. I think you're open minded like 1375 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,960 me. We're scientific. 1376 01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:19,920 Honestly, one of those two. So as skeptical Alex, you get a 1377 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,560 + 12 to cognitive resistance. I see. 1378 01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:27,440 That yeah, you also get a. +2 to resist the stress, which is also 1379 01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:30,320 good, but you also get a minus. Resist one. 1380 01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:32,880 The resistor stress. OK. 1381 01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:36,720 But you get a -, 2 to initiative and a -, 2 to intuition. 1382 01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:40,680 I don't have much initiative, to be fair, but my intuition is 1383 01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:46,440 surprisingly pretty good despite my skeptical in real life. 1384 01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:49,480 But I couldn't add to initiative because then I've got a there's 1385 01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:52,320 a whole thing. There's so many thing or to 1386 01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:55,920 intuition. Well, OK, I don't have enough 1387 01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:58,480 points. There's so many things like I'm 1388 01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:01,840 great with animals, like instantly great with animals. 1389 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:05,520 You get extras for some stuff. Let's go ahead and pick the 1390 01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:07,600 stuff and then we'll we'll get into the the bonuses. 1391 01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:11,000 This here in a little bit, Derek, with you being open 1392 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:15,720 minded, that's a + 6 to cognitive resistance, A + 2 to 1393 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:20,280 initiative, A + 2 to intuition, but a -1 to resist distress. 1394 01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:22,320 It sounds like. You're more, you're more 1395 01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:25,560 susceptible. Well, it was funny is that I put 1396 01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:27,880 2 points in the resist distress anyway, so. 1397 01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:29,760 People about this. Out. 1398 01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:33,920 He's so lazy, fair about everything. 1399 01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:35,720 He's like, dude, it tore my arm off. 1400 01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:36,880 That sucks. Whatever. 1401 01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:38,880 All right, guys, let's keep going. 1402 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:43,360 Even that happens. Not again. 1403 01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:45,400 It's just another day in the office for Derek. 1404 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:49,440 Not again. Again. 1405 01:13:49,720 --> 01:13:50,640 I really. Do. 1406 01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:51,480 Like. It was. 1407 01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:53,560 The same boy. Freaking out about anything, I'm 1408 01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:57,240 like, that's like a giant mosquito that sucks blood out of 1409 01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,360 your body and he's just like. Was it your? 1410 01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:00,480 First time? Really. 1411 01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:02,960 OK. It sucks. 1412 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:07,280 First time. First time in the SCP IKEA. 1413 01:14:07,320 --> 01:14:11,840 Yeah, that's rough. I've been to Alaska, this ain't 1414 01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:15,400 new. The exertion thing's pretty 1415 01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:17,600 cool. You can choose to add an 1416 01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:20,160 exertion to a role when you really want to try. 1417 01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:22,800 Just gives you pluses. Really want to try this? 1418 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:25,080 Yeah. And reverence is like, isn't 1419 01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:26,920 that like the devil's luck, basically? 1420 01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:30,120 It's it's devil's luck like I want to re roll this or I want 1421 01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:34,800 to do like double damage or. Which yes, we need that every 1422 01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,680 system should now have devil. It should honestly like that's 1423 01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,040 the one should be. Better fortune. 1424 01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:42,680 Yeah, my move speed is 2. I just I realized. 1425 01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:44,560 Most of. Mine too. 1426 01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:47,040 Does that mean we can only move two spaces? 1427 01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:49,280 Yeah. Oh dime Damn. 1428 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,760 Horse grip. All right, you guys see my 1429 01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:56,840 alias? Damn, I can't see. 1430 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,920 It. I also can't control myself. 1431 01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:01,600 You might have to drag it onto the board again. 1432 01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:04,200 I can control mine. Damn, damn. 1433 01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:08,240 All right, try it now I. See my name? 1434 01:15:09,040 --> 01:15:12,760 Yeah boy. Yeah, boy, yeah boy. 1435 01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:15,800 All right. So, yeah, yeah. 1436 01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:18,280 Derek, you're all sausage. And gravy. 1437 01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:20,840 Derek, you're asking about handguns, correct? 1438 01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:22,320 Correct. Pull up. 1439 01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:26,440 Got big shooty. All right, new, new, new, new, 1440 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:29,760 new, new, new, new, new, new, new, new. 1441 01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:39,640 So they don't have the but we'll, we'll say you carry a 1442 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:45,360 Glock because they have the Glocks in here and a Glock does 1443 01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:52,040 a 2D6 for the base damage and then that X right next to it. 1444 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:58,960 Put A1 D 8 + 3 in there. That's like a multiplier. 1445 01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:02,800 Essentially it does impale for the element. 1446 01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:10,440 I mean the range is A5 but under hip put one, shooting from under 1447 01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:17,600 under ready put one, under aim put one and then 15 on the clip 1448 01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,600 even though it's not a clip. That's it. 1449 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,360 Or am I just going over what I carry on my person? 1450 01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,560 Yes, yes. That's under equipment. 1451 01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:27,440 Is that including weapons I carry? 1452 01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,280 Yeah, I carry a pocket or whatever. 1453 01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:32,240 Yeah. Yeah, I carry my gun every day. 1454 01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:34,360 I carry my pocket knife as well my box. 1455 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:35,840 Cutter probably doesn't do damage. 1456 01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:37,560 Yeah, we'll say it's a knife. It's a tool. 1457 01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:40,360 You can still cut something with it real quick, though. 1458 01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:44,360 Alex, did you finish all of your points? 1459 01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:48,680 I did nothing bonus wise or anything, but yeah, all of my 1460 01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:50,600 points are. Did you did you want to put all 1461 01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:52,880 the bonus stuff in? Yeah, actually, while we're 1462 01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:54,080 here, sure. All right. 1463 01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:59,920 So intelligence and perception, how many D 10s do you have in 1464 01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:01,240 that? Intelligence. 1465 01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:02,600 I have one. OK. 1466 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,120 And perception you have none. And perception. 1467 01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:06,360 I have one. Do you? 1468 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:10,280 Oh, you do have that. OK, So that's ten extra points 1469 01:17:10,280 --> 01:17:11,040 for knowledge. OK. 1470 01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:14,280 Let. Me know when you're done with 1471 01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:16,480 that. I have it written down so we can 1472 01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:19,480 move on from that. It's Strength and Dexterity, how 1473 01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:21,040 about that? How many D 10s you got in there? 1474 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:26,280 For Strength I have one. For dexterity I don't. 1475 01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:28,720 I have 4D eights, but I don't have any D 10s. 1476 01:17:29,080 --> 01:17:32,440 Yeah, that's fine. So plus five points for skills. 1477 01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:34,280 Sweet. OK. 1478 01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:38,720 And then how many D 10s do you have in Charisma or Willpower? 1479 01:17:39,640 --> 01:17:41,760 Charisma None. Willpower 1. 1480 01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:46,920 So that is plus five points to your abilities, we'll say for 1481 01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:52,800 your box cutter, Joe. Yes, yes, probably one O 1D6. 1482 01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:55,600 That's kind of what I was thinking because those. 1483 01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:57,640 Damage. It's still going to do, yeah, 1484 01:17:57,640 --> 01:18:00,080 it's still going to do a decent amount of damage, just. 1485 01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:02,640 OK, Everything else is zeros, right? 1486 01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:05,400 Yeah, but it says melee. There's a melee option. 1487 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:06,640 I don't know what I put there. What? 1488 01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:11,360 Do you mean? In the weapon recoil melee, hip 1489 01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:13,880 ready aim. So melee is in there. 1490 01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:16,320 Do I just put in my melee skill I wonder? 1491 01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:19,680 I just put plus one or just one? Just one. 1492 01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:23,680 I just wondered what that what that is what I mean. 1493 01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:30,400 You carry a vape pen? Nice. 1494 01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:40,440 My gosh, you're so lame. A real man smokes a cigar in the 1495 01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:47,880 workplace against the law. My old worst enemy. 1496 01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:53,560 So when when you're supposed to roll damage, it's not coming. 1497 01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:54,960 Up. What does it mean by your stance 1498 01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:57,440 has fallen below hip stance? Yeah. 1499 01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:02,400 OK, so that means basically like you're not shooting from the hip 1500 01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:03,960 anymore or you're, you've got to recover. 1501 01:19:04,240 --> 01:19:07,640 So I was going to get into that. But so essentially like when you 1502 01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:12,000 go to shoot, you've got to you can either shoot from the hip, 1503 01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:15,480 you can like get ready, like you're getting ready to aim, or 1504 01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:19,360 you can actually aim. And so aiming obviously like 1505 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:22,360 that, that's one thing you fire and it takes you down to the 1506 01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:25,000 ready stance. But if you just shoot from the 1507 01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,960 hip, then you've got to spend a whole other action to like get 1508 01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:31,200 ready again to shoot. Oh, how do I? 1509 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:35,320 Change my stance then. You just when we, when you when 1510 01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:39,080 you re roll, that's all like you, you, you tell me. 1511 01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:42,400 I'm. Aiming to at this. 1512 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:44,600 OK, well you've aimed and then now you fire. 1513 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:49,040 OK, Oh, I see it. There's like a little circle 1514 01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:51,080 that pops down. What the heck? 1515 01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:54,680 Oh, I see it on on Dad's page. OK, yeah, that makes sense. 1516 01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:58,440 So you're damaged, right? That's what you were asking, 1517 01:19:58,440 --> 01:19:59,360 Dad? Yeah. 1518 01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:01,480 Yeah. For some reason and only, we 1519 01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:03,760 might have to just roll that ourselves. 1520 01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:06,960 Yeah, mate, I think that's what we determined the last time. 1521 01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:10,760 I got to get this on board. For some oh, for some reason it 1522 01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:15,080 didn't show it. I did it. 1523 01:20:18,440 --> 01:20:20,200 That's not new. I did. 1524 01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:24,880 No. It it cuts out. 1525 01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:32,240 I can barely hear it all right. Had to see if I had any tabs 1526 01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:37,680 open. Alex, what caliber of handgun do 1527 01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:40,960 you carry? 9mm OK, I'll just carry my 1528 01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:42,480 bazooka. Yeah. 1529 01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:44,600 And your bazooka. And my bazooka. 1530 01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:47,920 I. AM 70. 2. 1531 01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:50,680 Fits right down my pants. People think I'm just well 1532 01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:53,400 endowed. So what damage does my magnum 1533 01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:55,720 Dong do? It does a. 1534 01:20:56,280 --> 01:21:01,360 Like in one die -4. It's a 3D8 impale damage. 1535 01:21:01,760 --> 01:21:03,840 Nice. I wonder why the women don't 1536 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:06,320 love me. Yeah, that's the reason. 1537 01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:09,760 Sure. It was really mean. 1538 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:12,080 I apologize. I hate you. 1539 01:21:13,840 --> 01:21:16,080 That's fine. It's OK. 1540 01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:19,160 No plans still maybe. Oh, I'm. 1541 01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:21,960 Sorry if you want to be. Hold on, I'll have to change 1542 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:24,000 this. Alright, Alex, just let me know 1543 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,240 when you're done with those points, buddy. 1544 01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:29,160 Yeah, sorry, no you're right trying to make me but it's not 1545 01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:33,800 working. Also it doesn't help that I have 1546 01:21:33,800 --> 01:21:35,720 no knowledges according to this sheet. 1547 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:40,920 No real knowledges or the ones I do have as like already set to 1548 01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:44,360 the proper position. This sure looks like a Glock 1549 01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:50,120 guys, I assure you. Yeah, I'm going to get in here 1550 01:21:50,120 --> 01:21:52,080 and wish I brought my backpack with me. 1551 01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:57,640 I'd be sick. Combat vest, but Dang it, going 1552 01:21:57,640 --> 01:22:02,520 out to the car to get it. All right, Derek, while he's 1553 01:22:02,520 --> 01:22:09,880 working on that, so for every skill and knowledge and ability 1554 01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:17,320 that you dumped into roll A1D10 and put that in the right hand 1555 01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:19,640 column. So like for handgun do you roll 1556 01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:22,920 you have a 2IN there so roll A1D10 and the result of that put 1557 01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:24,280 that in the right hand column of that. 1558 01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:26,880 Not a 2D ton. Nope, 1D10. 1559 01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:30,560 So essentially. So go ahead and roll that. 6:00 1560 01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:33,280 you got. A six, OK, so you pop that six 1561 01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,800 in there. So now when you roll for handgun 1562 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:40,840 it's going to do a 2.6 times. If you look at. 1563 01:22:41,320 --> 01:22:43,240 There you go. So yeah, I rolled that handgun 1564 01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:46,240 for you. So your handgun skill is now a 1565 01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:49,760 2.6 and I rolled all that for you and pulled the highest 2 so 1566 01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:51,280 your total is 27. Damn. 1567 01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:53,920 Which is pretty freaking high. Damn. 1568 01:22:54,320 --> 01:22:56,880 Oh yeah, Yeah. I need your help. 1569 01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:59,560 Character question. Gotcha. 1570 01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:05,000 Do you think I would be a Level 3 in religion, psychology, or a 1571 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:08,800 cult? I would say religion. 1572 01:23:09,240 --> 01:23:12,120 Or general knowledge maybe? Instead of any of those, 1573 01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:14,640 probably general knowledge. I think general knowledge you're 1574 01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:16,840 generally like fairly knowledgeable about things. 1575 01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:20,880 And that comes from writing too. That's have to be knowledgeable 1576 01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:22,520 about a lot of things. I thought too. 1577 01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:26,160 So what is the -2 in the right hand column mean? 1578 01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:28,960 So that's because you got something. 1579 01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:34,880 So now it's going to roll a like for instance, we got like an 1580 01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:40,960 intuition, so it'll roll a well point or -.8 or whatever. 1581 01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:41,920 Busy. I'm sorry. 1582 01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:49,000 I'm sorry too. So like so so resist disease or 1583 01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:53,360 not disease distress? Since I have a two in the left 1584 01:23:53,360 --> 01:23:56,720 hand and then the -1 in the right, it would be 1.9. 1585 01:23:57,080 --> 01:23:59,120 Correct. Yeah, OK, OK. 1586 01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:03,080 But still, because you put points into that, now you're 1587 01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:05,640 going to have to roll A1D10 and pull it up by that. 1588 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:09,560 So if you're got like 6 and you have a -2 in there already, pull 1589 01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:13,040 it up to A4. So if I get a 10, does that just 1590 01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:16,840 bump up the left number by 1? No, now it's like a 2.10. 1591 01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:22,240 I've got my skill points done. All right, now on everything 1592 01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:24,400 that you dump, all the points you dumped into it. 1593 01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:26,680 So let me put them all out. No. 1594 01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:31,160 So like for instance, if you go to your handgun, you have a 2IN 1595 01:24:31,160 --> 01:24:33,040 there, right? Well, I do, yeah. 1596 01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:38,720 Well, so it's -1 actually, but. I'm looking at your sheet. 1597 01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:40,240 It's hit anyway. I'm sorry. 1598 01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:42,960 Melee multiplier or range multiplier? 1599 01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:44,280 It's a two. Yeah, be right here. 1600 01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:47,080 No, Go up to skills and look at. Your head. 1601 01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:49,760 See how there's a 2 on the left hand column? 1602 01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:51,160 Yep. So now we're going to start 1603 01:24:51,160 --> 01:24:52,280 working on the right hand column. 1604 01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:55,040 OK. So on everything you dumped a 1605 01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:59,880 point into at least one point, roll A1D10 and the result of 1606 01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:01,720 that put that into the right hand. 1607 01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:04,000 I'll do that. What? 1608 01:25:04,120 --> 01:25:06,680 What did I dump? What about what I when I dumped 1609 01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:08,480 more into? It doesn't matter. 1610 01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:13,160 Everything that I, everything that has points on it. 1611 01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:16,400 Now I do a 1D10 yes. And you put the you put the 1612 01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:18,360 number from that into the right hand side. 1613 01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:20,240 I forgot to do. That with some of these. 1614 01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:24,640 Which one's the 1D10? 567. 1615 01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:28,600 One with 10 sides. Which one's that? 1616 01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:36,760 Wow, what do you mean? I don't get it. 1617 01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:40,920 Which one has 10 thirds? No, I found it. 1618 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,120 I found it. That's actually a really good 1619 01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:44,520 idea there, Joe. Yeah. 1620 01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:48,680 Let's get all the numbers. I'm plugging them in wherever 1621 01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:50,280 but. Yeah, no, that's fine. 1622 01:25:50,280 --> 01:25:51,400 I don't. Care, but you don't know that 1623 01:25:51,760 --> 01:26:01,200 unless I tell. So I'm I'm confused then on the 1624 01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:05,280 the whole like not bringing it up by 1 type of thing. 1625 01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:10,200 So is it .0? Like say I like rolled up one on 1626 01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:13,520 the on the right hand column that's originally 0, so would it 1627 01:26:13,520 --> 01:26:18,280 be .1 or would it be .01? It's still point, like it'd be 1628 01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:21,160 .1. So you're multiple or point, 1629 01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:22,720 Yeah, so you're multiple like essentially. 1630 01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:23,600 So it's. Your. 1631 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:26,240 Modifier, yeah. So this is like it's your 1632 01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:28,000 modifier to the proficiency number. 1633 01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:30,680 Oh, so my decimal point in front of it. 1634 01:26:31,480 --> 01:26:34,320 I I this the math ain't math in for me. 1635 01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:38,880 I don't know why because I have 3 and then 11 in my intuition. 1636 01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:42,960 OK. I I guess I don't understand I. 1637 01:26:43,280 --> 01:26:44,960 Don't know how that how that happened. 1638 01:26:46,320 --> 01:26:48,680 Because I rolled AD 10 and I got a 10 and. 1639 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,960 It was already plus one. It was. 1640 01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:53,840 It was that one. I rolled a nine and it was 1641 01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:56,240 already +2. Oh, that can happen. 1642 01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:58,080 Yeah, Yeah, no issue. Yeah. 1643 01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:00,200 You're right. Methane. 1644 01:27:00,200 --> 01:27:02,360 Methane. Wouldn't you count up and add 1645 01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:06,400 that bonus to the thing? Because if it's if it's supposed 1646 01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:10,160 to be a 10th, if I rolled A10 it would just bump the left number 1647 01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:13,560 up by 1 I would think. Otherwise I have no clue what 1648 01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:17,200 its purpose. So where'd that +7 come into in 1649 01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:22,800 the acting and lying? So I have two for the skill on 1650 01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:24,800 the left and then five on the right. 1651 01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:28,480 Oh, OK, yeah. So it's just OK, that kind of 1652 01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:31,240 makes sense then. What? 1653 01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:35,080 Let's try it with melee, because with melee I had plus 12 when I 1654 01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:37,080 tried that. Let's I'll do handgun, which 1655 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:41,160 gives me a three and a one and yeah, that's a + 4. 1656 01:27:42,440 --> 01:27:45,000 That's accuracy. That's plus for accuracy. 1657 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:50,080 OK, so it's not a multiplier then it just adds the left 1658 01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:51,960 column and the right column together. 1659 01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:54,680 With the book explains that they make it sound like a multiplier. 1660 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:57,200 Isn't like 1.1 or something like that or? 1661 01:27:57,760 --> 01:28:00,080 Something, but I guess I don't. Whatever anyways. 1662 01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:02,080 Yeah, because I have two and six and handgun. 1663 01:28:02,480 --> 01:28:06,280 And so that, so, so that 21 that's like you're to hit, 1664 01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:08,280 there's a 21 hit. OK. 1665 01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:11,920 And then then you'd go down and like you go to the Glock or 1666 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:15,400 whatever, click that and then it's boom, 19. 1667 01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:16,840 Yeah. So for instance. 1668 01:28:17,160 --> 01:28:20,560 That's an impale. If for instance for the Glock, I 1669 01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:23,600 believe that's what you're actually rolling for damage if 1670 01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:25,320 you click on the Glock. Correct. 1671 01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:26,360 Yeah. Yeah. 1672 01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:29,000 OK. So to actually click on the role 1673 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:31,280 damage, you don't need to do that. 1674 01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:33,920 No. So yeah, so when I did that, I 1675 01:28:33,920 --> 01:28:35,760 actually. Told you what kind of damage it 1676 01:28:35,760 --> 01:28:38,600 does. Yeah, Yep, yeah, okay, so. 1677 01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:41,360 Plus 21 in melee. Who does? 1678 01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:43,440 Joe Let. Me pull up crap. 1679 01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:48,280 How the heck did he do that? Oh my gosh, where'd the 18 come 1680 01:28:48,280 --> 01:28:50,240 from, buddy? I've been, I've been muted this 1681 01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:54,200 whole time. Yeah, I just saw that I have 18 1682 01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:57,120 in my right column for Melee. I don't I didn't touch that. 1683 01:28:57,120 --> 01:28:59,080 I don't know how it got to 18 is. 1684 01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:01,880 It your strength. Saying leave it. 1685 01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:05,840 I like it. I think it's your strength. 1686 01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:10,600 I put strength and then I made it a Level 3, but 18 in the 1687 01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:12,440 right column still, that's crazy. 1688 01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:14,200 What? Strength. 1689 01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:16,680 I didn't put any D 10s in. Yeah. 1690 01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:19,080 I'll just re roll it for the bonus. 1691 01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:22,240 I don't know how I got it to 18. Interesting. 1692 01:29:22,880 --> 01:29:24,800 Again, I like that. I say you leave it. 1693 01:29:25,120 --> 01:29:27,880 That means you just took a pocket knife and slice somebody 1694 01:29:27,880 --> 01:29:30,400 in half with it. I said go for. 1695 01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:34,160 It. I never touched it. 1696 01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:37,120 I don't know how it got to 18. That could come in handy. 1697 01:29:38,120 --> 01:29:40,760 If I backspace it. Accidentally on purpose. 1698 01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:43,920 Yeah, like they're. Like gently in love, that. 1699 01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:46,360 Makes sense to me, a lot of the detail. 1700 01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:48,600 Hang it. Just had to say something, 1701 01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:51,800 didn't you Joe? Yeah, so I'm just casually 1702 01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:57,400 slicing through all these guys. I choose the fun way. 1703 01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:02,960 So. Stackers, what am I supposed to 1704 01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:04,520 do? It does. 1705 01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:08,080 It does. It does look like a Snickers 1706 01:30:08,080 --> 01:30:11,520 bar. Alex, I'm listening, buddy. 1707 01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:13,160 What's up? What am I supposed to do? 1708 01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:17,360 And what? I was told to do something and 1709 01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:20,120 then I was told and then a whole bunch of other stuff came up. 1710 01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:23,280 Yeah, no, I don't know. So the one D 10s just put those, 1711 01:30:23,360 --> 01:30:27,000 put those numbers into the right hand column. 1712 01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:29,120 Yeah, you do it right all. Right. 1713 01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:33,040 So if I do that, which is fine with, when I come up to like a 1714 01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:36,720 negative, do I take that number negative off of my roll? 1715 01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:40,280 Yeah, so if you rolled an 8 and then you have a negative. 1716 01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:42,880 Two, if it's -2 I get you. OK, cool. 1717 01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:45,000 Yep. Cool, cool, cool. 1718 01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:45,440 Cool. Cool. 1719 01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:47,880 Cool, cool, cool cool. That's what I'm saying. 1720 01:30:48,600 --> 01:30:52,080 That's what I was trying to say. Oh, Diane Keaton died. 1721 01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:55,160 Yeah, the voice of Dory. I know that. 1722 01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:57,560 Blah blah, it's. Not Diane Keaton. 1723 01:30:57,920 --> 01:31:00,720 Yeah, it is. With Ellen Degenerates. 1724 01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:03,080 They're all the same to me, white women. 1725 01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:07,720 Oh my goodness. He's been called gay for his 1726 01:31:07,720 --> 01:31:12,240 Immaculate hair. But he likes the poo Tang. 1727 01:31:13,280 --> 01:31:18,720 Who is called gay? Joe, Joey G The Boy Toy. 1728 01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:24,240 Hey, it's your boy toy. So what is are you talking about 1729 01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:27,240 Diane Keane being Dory and Finding Dory or Finding Nemo? 1730 01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:29,760 Finding Dory. Well, it was Ellen DeGeneres in 1731 01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:32,320 both of those movies, so it doesn't matter. 1732 01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:34,840 I used to play Dory's Mom or something like that. 1733 01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:36,800 Ellen DeGeneres. What? 1734 01:31:37,120 --> 01:31:39,320 You say Ellen DeGeneres? I don't know. 1735 01:31:39,480 --> 01:31:42,520 Yeah, played Dory in both Finding Nemo and Finding Dory, 1736 01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:43,600 but I just said.