1 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:09,160 The Me Venue podcast presents DAD under. 2 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:13,680 The table. I'm driving, right? 3 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,520 I'm driving. I make a move, right? 4 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:19,760 And I look up, I'm driving, make a move looking up, you know, I'm 5 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,600 doing fine. I can do this, right? 6 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,480 Like I'm I want to be. Solitary. 7 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,720 So I can do 7 things at one time while being distracted. 8 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,680 Yeah, that's what cops do. Yeah, they're on their computers 9 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,840 all the time. Yeah, they thought they were. 10 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,400 They thought we didn't see him playing Galaga, but we saw him, 11 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,760 Yeah. So all of a sudden, like there 12 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:42,720 was there was nothing, dude, I'm telling you, there was nothing 13 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:47,440 out on the road. And all of a sudden something 14 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:50,360 hits the side of the van. It felt like it was right next 15 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:54,320 to my leg and all I could picture was a Yeti punch in the 16 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,560 van. So I'm like, I'm looking in the 17 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,720 mirrors. I could I didn't have a rearview 18 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,880 mirror, you know, because it was like a kidnapper van, right? 19 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:06,760 I was delivering mail and I'm looking and there's nothing. 20 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:12,160 And I just, I just did the whole remember that guy from Ernest 21 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,000 Ernest was it wasn't Ernest, it was Ernest goes to camp. 22 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:16,560 I don't know. I don't remember the actor's 23 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,320 name, but he had the same. Oh man, you've got to see it. 24 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,560 Any of the Ernest movies I like. But he, he just, he would scream 25 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,840 like this, you know, suck it in instead of blowing out. 26 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,560 And, and my eyes were like twitching back and forth and I, 27 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:32,920 I tromped on the accelerator and drove all the way through town. 28 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,920 So it's really close to the next town, like, I don't know, 5 29 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,760 miles away. I was doing like nine, 900 miles 30 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,080 an hour. As fast as it would go. 31 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:42,920 I knew this thing was running after me. 32 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,920 I don't know what it was. Obliterated. 33 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:49,480 Yeah, so I get to the I get to the other side of town and I 34 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,320 pull over at the gas station and I get out. 35 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,760 I just looked outside of the van and there's deer fur. 36 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,720 I mean, it's just covered. It looked like the deer, you 37 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,000 know, just I got salt and peppered with deer fur. 38 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,720 It was the craziest thing. It was stuck on there and you 39 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,560 can see. Where the fur comes off. 40 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:09,039 Yeah. So he, the deer smacked my 41 00:02:09,039 --> 00:02:11,760 quarter panel, my front quarter panel on the driver's side, and 42 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:16,440 my forward momentum brought his body around so that his body or 43 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,880 her body, whatever its body. Yeah. 44 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,920 Hit, hit, hit my door. I could only roll the window 45 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,200 down about 3 inches because he hit it. 46 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,640 They hit it so hard. My goodness. 47 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:29,640 Well, yeah, I never saw that deer coming. 48 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,720 I never saw that deer going. I don't even know. 49 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,840 It may not have been a deer. I only say deer because you 50 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,120 know. There was deer ferns. 51 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:39,960 Yeah, it was probably, it was probably a Yeti, Yeah. 52 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,920 It was in Indiana, you know, so. You were doing this over the 53 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,920 weekend. No, Oh no, this was like years 54 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:48,680 ago. No, this was years ago. 55 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,400 This was, we've been here for 15 years. 56 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,760 So this was like 17 about 7/16/17 years ago. 57 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,640 But you just did it though. So the deer, No. 58 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:00,720 So the deer I hit yesterday it. Was a different story. 59 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:01,640 It was. A different story. 60 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,880 I was on my way to work and I'm driving. 61 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:08,400 It is the same one. Well, I mean no, because I saw 62 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:12,120 it this time. It was dark out, yet it wasn't 63 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:16,680 quite light out and I just hit highway speeds. 64 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,560 I was doing 55, maybe it maybe a little 5657. 65 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:24,320 I mean, I just, you know, hit the cruise control and. 66 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,560 As you do. I'm, I'm driving, I'm, I'm kind 67 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,360 of zoning, but like, I'm paying attention, you know? 68 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:31,880 I wasn't playing. Solitaire. 69 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,840 I wasn't playing solitaire. It wasn't on my phone. 70 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,280 I'm driving and all of a sudden my headlights, not this time. 71 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,360 My headlights caught the face of this deer and I swear I heard 72 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:45,440 her say I can make it. And that was it. 73 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,040 I had. I didn't even have time to say 74 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,480 oh crap. I didn't have time to say dear, 75 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,240 I looked. And. 76 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,760 Then I started to hit the brakes, like I remember my foot 77 00:03:55,760 --> 00:04:00,240 going over and the next thing I know somebody shot this, this 45 78 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:05,920 right next to my ear. And so I'm super disoriented. 79 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,880 And so the car, you know, stops, comes to skids to a stop. 80 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,960 I can't move because it's shut itself off. 81 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,839 There's this warbling alarm going off. 82 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:22,520 I'm like, what the heck is that? And so sync is is like should we 83 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:27,800 call 911? And I'm my name is. 84 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,160 My name is George. And what's going on? 85 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:35,000 It was, it was horrible. And so I'm trying to like, you 86 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,200 know, get my and I'm thinking like, I don't know where I'm at. 87 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,240 I didn't know if I'd made it over to the side of the road 88 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:43,160 because like after I hit the deer, that's where I started to 89 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,120 aim and it just, I think the car just stopped. 90 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:50,000 I honestly, I don't know. And so I couldn't take the 91 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,080 warbling. I didn't, it was, it was messing 92 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,000 me up, you know, just as much as everything else. 93 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:58,160 So I cut the, I pulled out my knife and I cut the, the air bag 94 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,680 out, you know, and I got out like what the absolute heck. 95 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,520 And then I could see I was still on the road because I couldn't 96 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,800 see anything. You know, you got all the 97 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,160 gunpowder, all the gases and everything. 98 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,840 I've never seen it. I've never, never been in this 99 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,120 situation. That was my first time too and 100 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,760 hopefully we waxed. Lord will it whacked it whacked 101 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,040 it, and it and it stopped itself. 102 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:19,480 I guess I get well, so, So what it does is it it so all the 103 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,080 other cars, they have a fuel shutoff valve. 104 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:26,760 And when it detects a collision and especially for one that, you 105 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,040 know, sends the airbags, anything that that deploys the 106 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,800 airbags, it's like all the safety systems go at once. 107 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:36,000 In fact, it was every airbag on the driver's side all the way to 108 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,400 the very back, like everything deployed. 109 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:43,640 Wow, I found out later on that that warbling sound. 110 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:46,440 So I have the the armor, the backpack armor that I have 111 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,840 that's in there came with this little device. 112 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:51,000 It's called a banshee. It's kind of neat. 113 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,720 You just you pull it so you got sitting on a key chain and you 114 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,320 can pull it off, you can throw it, you know, whatever, but it 115 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:59,160 it flashes lights and it warbles like that. 116 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:03,000 Well, when I at the impact, somehow that slipped off and 117 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,600 went under the seat and I didn't find it out until later that 118 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,360 day. What's a a necklace? 119 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:15,160 Thing No, it's a, it's a so it's on what's Berna BYRNA? 120 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:20,840 It's a that's the, the, the brand name of the armor and it 121 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:24,160 it's they're, they call it the Berna Banshee and it's just a, 122 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:28,240 it's just a little bitty. It's like 3-4 inches, 3 like 3 123 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,800 inches long. It's super slim. 124 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,600 It's just you can put it on your key chain and you can whip it. 125 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,600 Off safety alarm. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's a, 126 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:41,000 it could disorient an attacker or can alert to your position 127 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,120 like especially if you're not able to scream. 128 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,360 You know, it's kind of, it's kind of honestly if, if I can 129 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:49,960 just bring it to simplest terms, it's, it's like an automatic, 130 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,440 it's like an electronic rape whistle. 131 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:57,680 Yeah, yeah, it says it. Yeah, yeah, it screams for you 132 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,520 if you can it. Basically, yeah. 133 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,640 So it interesting. I kept it on there because I 134 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,560 thought, you know, there may come a time where I want 135 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,800 somebody to look right instead of left. 136 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,520 And so I could throw this over to the right and dash to the 137 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,320 left and then, you know, blow their brains out. 138 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,400 If I needed to. In in defense, you know, stop 139 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:15,880 the Walmart shooter. Yeah. 140 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,480 Yeah, not something I would generally buy, but it came with 141 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,720 the. Armor so or you don't want to 142 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,480 get raped so. No, I well, I do actually. 143 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:26,440 Wait, what? What Then you don't. 144 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:31,360 Then If you do, then you don't. You know when I blow a rape 145 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:35,320 whistle that that calls them in? It's kind of like a mating. 146 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:36,360 You want a mating. Call. 147 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:40,440 Yeah, it, well, it's kind of like it's the call that you use 148 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,160 for predators. Like if you're out in coyotes, 149 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:45,120 you know, usually it's like a little rabbit squeal or it 150 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:48,400 sounds like a squirrel that that kind of thing. 151 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,880 Rape me. Rape me? 152 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:57,000 Wow, no. I dropped the. 153 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,160 Soap. Whoopsie. 154 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:00,840 Oh no. What? 155 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:04,240 Do I do? I'm stuck in this dryer. 156 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:07,240 Step brother. Step Leonard. 157 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:10,480 I'm stuck in the dryer. Don't come get me. 158 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:12,280 Come help me out. Step Leonard. 159 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:20,640 But I do want to give a shout out to my buddy Matt that you 160 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:24,240 played because he's let me. He's let me borrow his truck 161 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:27,000 till I get a new car. Yeah. 162 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,720 So the fact I had three people. I'm sorry. 163 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,640 Yeah, I had. I had three people on offering 164 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,480 me a car. Wow. 165 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:36,280 Because I was supposed to have, I thought I had what you call it 166 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:40,159 rental on my insurance and come to find out it was on the other 167 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:42,400 vehicle and not this one. And I just. 168 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,680 Didn't pay attention so they wouldn't just let me get it. 169 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,280 What? It's not the best way to find 170 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,200 out, but. I've been a customer for like 171 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:52,680 1314 years but thanks. They don't care about that. 172 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,560 No, they don't. But so I had. 173 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,840 I had, so I had Matt offered me his truck. 174 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:03,400 I had my boss Laci, she offered me her daughter's car that's 175 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,000 just she just purchased from Matt. 176 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:10,240 And then I had her stepdad and mom offer me their Jeep that I 177 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,360 was already driving Matt's truck. 178 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,520 So we got vehicles. I could borrow all three I guess 179 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,920 if I wanted to. You should. 180 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,400 I could drive a different one. Every day, yeah. 181 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:22,760 And then you hunt down that deer in case it didn't that deer. 182 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,160 Was so dead that deer was so dead did. 183 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:29,160 You see it? Yeah, no, not really. 184 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:32,960 Not like on my car, there was a little bit I hit her and split 185 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:36,680 her open and she she, she was about, she was about 30 feet in 186 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:37,800 front of me. Yeah. 187 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:42,240 She kind of went underneath the car a little bit and I think I 188 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,680 think it was like her leg because her leg was like totally 189 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,680 snapped in half. I thought it was gone when I 190 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,800 first saw her. I wanted to kick her and. 191 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,920 Take a bite out of her because I so kicked off at her. 192 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,000 She thought she could make it, you know? 193 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,760 Yeah. And she didn't. 194 00:09:56,120 --> 00:10:00,320 No, she sure didn't. No, so and I and I knew I knew 195 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,880 as soon as you know, like and once I came to and the airbags 196 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:06,280 are deployed as like that's it. This this car is gone. 197 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,440 I love this car. Oh man. 198 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:12,560 Yeah, so and and I guess, you know, if I really wanted to, I 199 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:15,320 could probably say, hey, I want to buy it back and I get still. 200 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:18,360 Yeah, you got to undo all the systems that were in place when 201 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:22,320 the airbags went off and. Yeah, and I have, I have a, I 202 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:26,240 have a, a computer that I could reset the, the systems with and 203 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:29,360 I'd have to buy all new airbags. And you know, who knows if I 204 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:31,720 find something else? You know, after I started 205 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,640 driving and and to boot it had almost 200,000 miles on it. 206 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:38,400 Oh yeah. I mean, and I was shooting for, 207 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:42,240 I was shooting for 300, you know, I had, I had zero, I had 0 208 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:43,720 probability issues. Yeah. 209 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,240 Yeah. I had a few few things that that 210 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:49,400 went wrong that you know, but nothing as far as the engine. 211 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,360 Everything was seemed to be going great so. 212 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,000 Yeah. So I'll just I'll get another 213 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,240 one, maybe something with lower mileage. 214 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,120 See how much they throw your way for that. 215 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:02,560 Well, so when I got this one, it was for quite a bit more. 216 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,440 It was, it was 13 grand a couple years back. 217 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:10,280 And now I'm seeing them for, I'm seeing newer models for a little 218 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,960 less than that for 12 grand or so. 219 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:17,360 So you know, we'll see. And I saw one for like, I think 220 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,520 it was 12/13 grand for a 15, which I really don't want to get 221 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,200 above a 15 because I really don't like what they've done 222 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,880 with the the newest, their newest variant. 223 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:32,400 I like I like the up to 15. But yeah, the one we'll see it 224 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,240 was, it was, it had 50 some 1000 miles on it, the one I saw. 225 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,920 But. I'm sure there's others. 226 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:42,080 Well, you survived. I did and you know I'm OK and. 227 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,360 You're OK. Ticked off, lost a day of work, 228 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,000 you know, or whatever. Yeah. 229 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,840 Yeah, my boss, my boss told me that she's like, you're going to 230 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,440 want to take the day off because I was just going to. 231 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,200 So Lenny pulled right up behind me. 232 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,880 That's a pretty bad Yeah, it's a bad one. 233 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,520 Yeah, so. So then he pulled up behind me 234 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:03,680 like a minute after I climbed out of the car, and he's like, I 235 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,080 thought that was you. Are you OK? 236 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,200 Yeah. I'm really angry right now. 237 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,000 Dizzy, my ears ringing, you know. 238 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,000 Then. You know, but everything worked 239 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,440 out well. I mean, you know, the cop was 240 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,800 nice, the the tow truck driver was real nice. 241 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,520 You know, the guy that came and took my deer was really nice. 242 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:22,080 Yeah, so you didn't. Who takes the deer? 243 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,960 So it was so funny. I swear he was AZ and D 244 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:28,000 character. So he I'm, I'm standing there, 245 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,400 right? I'm right next to the median, 246 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,480 which is just a ditch in the middle. 247 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:37,040 Not, not real deep, you know, and, but it's deep, you know, 248 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:41,760 it's, it's about, I don't know, 5 feet deep or ish, maybe 4. 249 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,280 But so I'm sitting there, I'm kind of standing there and I was 250 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,520 like, I was waiting for something. 251 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:50,040 And all of a sudden this guy and this little like a little GMC 252 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:55,440 kind of the smaller SUV comes, comes just driving right past me 253 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,920 like he was supposed to. And I was like, the heck is this 254 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,080 guy doing? And then I see the little, the 255 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,840 little platform on the back, you know, that I see a lot of people 256 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,640 use for deer. It's like a little external 257 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,160 luggage rack that you put in your in the hitch. 258 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:10,320 And I was like, this guy's coming to take my stinking deer. 259 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,640 Like what the heck? Is he just roaming up and down 260 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,600 the highway looking for people to hit deer? 261 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,560 Like yeah. And. 262 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:20,040 He gets out and he looks like an old prospector, you know? 263 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,720 And he was like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 264 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:27,920 Like all the the whole 9 yards I was I actually had to stifle a 265 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,200 laugh to. Stifle anger and. 266 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,240 The cop comes and I knew the cop, you know, and he comes 267 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,880 walking up and he's like, he called him my name and I didn't 268 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:38,720 quite hear it. And he's like, I come to pick 269 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,600 God, another one the day I see. And I'm like God. 270 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,120 Another one dude that's. Mine, it's mine, but my car is 271 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,320 gone and my car is dead. You know, it's getting towed. 272 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,480 So like, I'm going to throw the dude, throw this beer in the 273 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,080 back of the car and then let go. Let us sit at the tow lot, you 274 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,880 know, So like, whatever, he can have my deer. 275 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:59,200 Maybe he's feeding the homeless, you know, but he was like, I 276 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,920 don't know. I mean, that's my assumption. 277 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:04,840 He the cop helped him throw it up on his, his little, his 278 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,160 little luggage rack. And then he strapped it down and 279 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,160 guts are flying everywhere and he's like, oh man. 280 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,080 And he's like just so overly animated. 281 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,960 It was actually, really he's. Really who I would expect. 282 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:21,000 It was so funny, he just looked like an old retired guy that had 283 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,560 nothing else better to do. And then the. 284 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,600 Cop just call him because. He like apparently he must have 285 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,400 talked to somebody at some point because like the cop knew who he 286 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,720 was and that he, he had to have called him because he came up 287 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,560 like that. Like it was, I mean, it was 288 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:37,880 like, you know, I'm sitting there, I'd called 911 and, and 289 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,880 they were coming and I, I had to have sounded half drunk when I, 290 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:45,560 when I spoke to the dispatcher, Lenny showed up and then a 291 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,240 couple minutes later the cops showed up. 292 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:50,160 And then a couple minutes later, here comes the crazy prospector 293 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:53,640 to come take his deer. And then a few minutes later, 294 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:57,080 you know, I had a friend show up and unloaded all my gear into 295 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,400 her car because I had, I had a lot of gear in there, man. 296 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:03,400 I had a lot of gear. All this, Well, I had three 297 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:07,720 guns. Yeah, I got, I got all the 298 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:13,160 circle was the the the zombies at work thing that was real. 299 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,760 Your whole loadout. Yeah, yeah. 300 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,880 Is there a limit to how many firearms you can carry in your 301 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,760 vehicle? I mean, I could have more, you 302 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,480 know, and I mean, that's, that's, that's crazy. 303 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:29,920 I'm ready for a Walmart shooter, man, I'm telling you so. 304 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,640 But you know. The. 305 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,840 The arm or the I had come. Yeah. 306 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:38,400 I had, you know, combat boots. I had, I had tennis shoes and 307 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,480 workout clothes. You know, I mean, I'm ready to 308 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,680 do whatever. I had a tool bag. 309 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,640 I had I was able to use my so I got these emergency flashers. 310 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,040 They're they they're hockey pucks. 311 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,600 And so I was able to put those on the back to give myself extra 312 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,640 visibility because somebody almost slammed into the back of 313 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,960 Lenny. We were standing there and you 314 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,400 all of a sudden use this cargo and slide around us and it 315 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,960 almost went on the in the ditch on the other side and just kept 316 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,600 the heck. Was that? 317 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,560 You can't see the flash of light, so I made sure I was lit 318 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,360 up. Yeah, it's smart. 319 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,080 Was there blood on the road? Yeah, there was some. 320 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,000 Yeah, there was. You can see where I I drugged 321 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,160 the deer a little bit and probably about 20 feet. 322 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:25,680 Oh, you drug it out of the road? No, where it was so where it 323 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:30,680 like hit my bumper and then its legs went up under and then I 324 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,240 think it just, you know, stayed hooked to my bumper for a minute 325 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:36,040 till I got stopped. I'm assuming her head must have 326 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,200 slammed into the bull bar and that's why it was dented. 327 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,400 Yeah. And she died. 328 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,360 She died instantly. Like as soon as soon as I hit 329 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:47,440 her she was gone. Yeah, in Iowa, man, you see the 330 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,680 the roads are stained with blood. 331 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,640 Oh yeah, I see roads I. Saw. 332 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:56,400 Yeah, I saw one. I saw an explosion of red one 333 00:16:56,400 --> 00:17:00,000 time, which must have been the aftermath of a semi just coming 334 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,320 in his face on and it literally probably just exploded. 335 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,119 He probably kept going like nothing happened. 336 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,720 You know, if those guys sold some of those guys that are 337 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,160 smart enough, because I so even the newer, like the newer 338 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,760 trucks, even the semis, you think they're, they're tough and 339 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,040 they're really not. They're made of the same kind of 340 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,480 cheap crappy plastic that our cars are now. 341 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:21,119 But the smart ones, you know, they put a, they put a good 342 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:23,839 cattle catcher on the front, which I kind of wish I would 343 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:26,000 have now, because I probably would have saved my car if I 344 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,040 would have done that. I thought about it, but I didn't 345 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,720 want it to look stupid. But I kind of wish I would have 346 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,640 because I could have got the one that just covered the whole 347 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,400 front and said I just got the bull bar. 348 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,760 You know, that's basically for like, you know, busting through 349 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,840 gates or Walmarts windows, you know, in order to get into the 350 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,280 shooter, get in closer and surprise them, you know, that 351 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,400 kind of stuff. You really are ready. 352 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,760 I am ready. I mean, nothing will probably 353 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:54,080 happen until I'm like 70 and not very able to do anything 354 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,800 anymore, but I'm still going in, buddy. 355 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,440 Yeah, I might die that way and that. 356 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,600 I'm fine with that. And that's the way it's supposed 357 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,440 to go then? I mean, who wants to die with 358 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,600 their family all around them in a deathbed? 359 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,320 You're saying I? Love Lane? 360 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,360 That's stupid. I want to die in battle. 361 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,720 I'm not all a guy but you. Know I'll see you didn't get to 362 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,840 Valhalla I. Still want to die there or die 363 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,640 that one. Forget that. 364 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,320 Dying slow in a bed. I haven't. 365 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,120 I have hardly sleep as it is. May as I may as well not stop 366 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:32,800 until I do die. Yeah, but yeah. 367 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,880 Well, I can't believe nobody else is on. 368 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,040 Yeah, cheddar is usually the one on. 369 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,880 Yeah, he is. And and Sam, Sam's at at the 370 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:44,000 house because I just helped him. He calls me or he texts me and 371 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,120 he's like, hey, sends me a picture of this one of the and I 372 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,600 know the size of desk. Like it's the thing's huge. 373 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,280 He's like, can you? Because I've got Matt's truck 374 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,240 and he knows it. Hey, there's Danny. 375 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,920 Pink Bomb. Oh, man, he looks so good. 376 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:04,520 Dang boy, it's all Bill. Yeah, I was just telling Joey 377 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,560 how I killed the deer. Yeah, I know. 378 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,120 Yeah, I should have taken a bite out of it. 379 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,320 That's what I was going to ask, yeah, if you would consider 380 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,640 eating roadkill, I feel. Like, yeah, if so, if my car was 381 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,840 working and like especially if I had like the. 382 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,800 So I have a if I fold. If I fold the back seats down, 383 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:27,320 I've got an insert that slides in there and it's. 384 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,200 Yeah, I do. Yeah, you do. 385 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,720 Yeah. And so it would protect, it 386 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,920 would protect all the, you know, the upholstery and stuff. 387 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,040 I'd, I'd totally throw a deer up in there, guts and all. 388 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,600 I'd probably feel, I'd probably feel dressed at first. 389 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,520 I'm to be honest. I'm it. 390 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,960 I mean, it's not like I don't have, you know, like a six inch 391 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,960 knife and they're ready to go. You're ready. 392 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:54,720 I'm ready. Yeah. 393 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,320 What'd you say, Danny? Saying something. 394 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:00,760 I'm saying something, I thought. Let me see if he was. 395 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,200 Nope, he's not. He's not. 396 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,960 Do I sound quiet? You do not. 397 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,400 Not to me. OK. 398 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,920 No, I don't hear you. No. 399 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,920 My mic's been down or something. Well. 400 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,480 And Danny sounded really good when he started up and now he's 401 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,280 not producing any noise and he's he looks confused. 402 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,240 You got it. He said one second no, he left. 403 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,520 He's coming back. He's coming back, baby. 404 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,040 Oh, you're quiet? Quiet. 405 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,440 Oh, you're breaking up. Choppy. 406 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,240 You sounded, Yeah, it was choppy. 407 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,680 You sounded great when you first came on. 408 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:36,000 Like it sounded like you were right next to me in my ear. 409 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,400 I wish you were right next to me. 410 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,200 Me too. I. 411 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,720 Wish you is this. Better. 412 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,400 Still choppy, but a little better. 413 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,200 You downloading something? No. 414 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,520 I'll say maybe it just takes a minute thinking thing. 415 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,480 Better. All night. 416 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,880 Still the same, still hello. Still choppy. 417 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,520 Oh sounds. Like you're hurting my land. 418 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,600 No. It'll probably go. 419 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,080 Just left as soon as I joined. Understandable. 420 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,800 The chance for probably. Well, he's trying to. 421 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,000 Yeah. He got on, Danny got on, and it 422 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,120 sounded great. And then all of a sudden. 423 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:11,200 Yeah, he's gargling. Yeah, I think I'm going to do a 424 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:19,160 character like that eventually. No, yeah, that's fair. 425 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:21,280 Horseshoes. I could use those. 426 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,360 Oh, there's a good chance we're not even playing tonight. 427 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:27,480 Yeah, I just, I just, I just looked at General and saw that 428 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,680 Cheddar might he might not be here. 429 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,800 That's why I was like waiting to see. 430 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,760 I haven't heard anything. He didn't said anything yet. 431 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,640 Get. Me kicked him out for his girl 432 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,600 because his girlfriend is coming over for the weekend. 433 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,200 I mean, that's understandable. Roommate though, sounds like the 434 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,640 biggest doucher. Yeah, A. 435 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,600 Little bit he. Really does. 436 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,400 I'm in a sweater. I just got this sweater. 437 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:53,800 Nice, so Danny says it's OK, I'm his girlfriend so you can. 438 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,040 I didn't see that. Yeah. 439 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,880 I offered to let him. I offered to have him come to 440 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,840 dodge and stay like I see that my place at the college and 441 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,640 then. Yeah, the you guys could have 442 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,240 done to go to college check. Yeah, yeah. 443 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,600 What the heck? Then I could work on the PCs 444 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,440 thing that I have. You saw them? 445 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,920 They're the bright that he just turned about. 446 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,800 I guess non magic missile. I did that. 447 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:23,080 I am totally calling when I when we go back to day Mike and and 448 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:27,960 all his stuff, Man, what was that system as inferno? 449 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,040 That's totally what I'm calling it. 450 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,120 I'm calling it a non magic missile from now on. 451 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:36,440 Mariah's messing with those cameras and trying to get them 452 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,760 to work. What cameras? 453 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,360 The ones that we got are the dumpster. 454 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,680 That's funny. Your cameras out of the 455 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:42,880 dumpster. Yeah. 456 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,680 That's hot. Dumpster divers dumpster diving 457 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,560 is pretty awesome. It is pretty awesome. 458 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,520 Can you make noise, Danny? Yeah. 459 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,280 Sweet. You sound great. 460 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:56,040 Sounds so good. Yeah, that's the stuff. 461 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,280 So I'm making the Spen sprites right now for the fighting game, 462 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,960 Yeah, I don't remember him attacking a lot, A lot of combat 463 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:06,320 with him. So so we getting drunk tonight? 464 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,200 Is that what's going on? Just throwing a boom box. 465 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,440 His his range attack is throwing boom boxes. 466 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,800 Yeah, definitely. I have that. 467 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,600 That is going to be. So throwing boom boxes and his 468 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:22,160 so and blowing blowing big puffs of of weed smoke. 469 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,680 Yes. Yeah. 470 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,000 Classic. Also like part of his right 471 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:32,040 should you know how Like what's his name in in in the Snoopy 472 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,160 show always had like the dirt cloud following him. 473 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,760 Yeah. Yeah. 474 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:44,800 A little cloud following him everywhere he moves all all his 475 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,840 attacks just cuz. Yeah. 476 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:51,520 Oh yeah, That's appropriate, I think. 477 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,920 Definitely. So here's the oh wait, that's 478 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,360 the wrong wrong tab. Yeah, that's the X-rated 479 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,720 version. Pornhub. 480 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:07,480 Pornhub. Nice. 481 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,320 So right now I'm giving him a horseshoe. 482 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,720 A horseshoe. Yeah, yeah, I know. 483 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,560 In a baseball bat. Yeah, baseball bat. 484 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,400 Get that revolver that he stole. It was DJ Stone though, wasn't 485 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,520 it? No, Yeah, yeah. 486 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,880 Did you? Have the knife? 487 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:25,280 No, that was also DJ Stone. I remember I had I found 488 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:29,680 firecrackers in Yeah. Couldn't even find Hampton Cord. 489 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,240 You should have extension cord whips you. 490 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:40,760 Should Adrian? I totally found some dude. 491 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,400 Finally found him. Dude. 492 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,080 Yeah, man. You know, because I had to be 493 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,560 all hard, you know what I'm saying? 494 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,760 Because I'm a ghetto. I had to be hard, you know? 495 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:02,800 Then I accidentally killed Mr. Leahy and Randy. 496 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,600 Actually, I killed Randy. I killed Mr. Leahy. 497 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,080 I killed Randy. Yeah, Randy was the one that was 498 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,320 dead. Yeah, he had a he had a bunch of 499 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:15,480 cheeseburgers up and not good. Did you? 500 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,640 See the new movie They're coming out with Dad. 501 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,320 What? No. 502 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,400 December 6th, they'll have a movie in theaters. 503 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:27,080 What the Trailer Park Boys? Yeah, but it's no freaking way. 504 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,400 It's movie. Well, it is, but it isn't. 505 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,480 It's. Let me see if I can't find it. 506 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,960 Yeah, it's Bubbles and the shit rockers. 507 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,960 Oh my goodness, are you kidding me? 508 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:41,400 The standing on the standing on the shoulders of kitties. 509 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,320 Oh my goodness. And they go on tour with Billy 510 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,400 Bob Thornton. OK, yeah, that makes sense. 511 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,160 Standing on the shoulders of kitties. 512 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:57,960 Nice unbolt evil. Oh, man, I'm going to have to 513 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,240 see that that that might be right up there with Deadpool and 514 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:06,800 Wolverine. I, I hope that's, I hope that's, 515 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,760 I hope that comes to this area. It'll probably be in Des Moines. 516 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,880 Oh man. It'd be worth it. 517 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,600 It would honestly. Hopefully it's at Flix 518 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,360 Brewhouse, that'd be awesome. That would be pretty cool. 519 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,040 Yeah. I wish we had an Alamo 520 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,440 Drafthouse around here. Alamo Drafthouse? 521 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,000 Yeah. It's a Texas only thing. 522 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,080 But they're, they're like that like really loungey chairs and 523 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,520 they play all the new movies and they like, they serve like 524 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,880 burgers and wings and like, they have their own, like, draft of 525 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,800 beer and you can get any kind of mixed drinks and. 526 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:36,880 Yeah. Yeah. 527 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:37,960 It's kind of the way this place is. 528 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,000 Yeah. We'll have to. 529 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,480 We'll have to go. That'd be fun. 530 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,320 Yeah, I think so. They've got. 531 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:44,960 Where is this place? Flicksbury House. 532 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,120 It's in Des Moines. The Des Moines that's in. 533 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,440 Des Moines, yeah. Oh, yeah, yours is. 534 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,280 Yeah, yours. The other one is Texas, right? 535 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,520 Yeah. Yeah. 536 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,520 Well, we could all just catch a flight to Texas and Joy could 537 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:59,440 come and Sam could come and, well, all this podcast money. 538 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:04,040 For the boys trip. For the boys trip, heck yeah. 539 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,440 Because eventually we want to do that. 540 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,120 Absolutely. The boys. 541 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,000 Trip Joe. I've been, I've been. 542 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,000 I've been thinking about it a lot today. 543 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,280 What? We talked about last night, 544 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:19,280 yeah, we talked about just a a boys trip, you know cuz. 545 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,840 But a boys. Joe never had a bachelor party. 546 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:24,640 Yeah. Me either. 547 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:25,960 Never had a bachelor. Party. 548 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,240 Yeah. You never had a bachelor party? 549 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,240 I never had a bachelor party. Yeah, Sam didn't have a 550 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,600 bachelor. Party Sam never had a bachelor 551 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,800 party. So we were, we were just, we 552 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,920 were looking into it at first. I don't want to say I was 553 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,520 apprehensive because it wasn't apprehensive, but I was like, I 554 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,600 don't know, I got to get off work and all this and that and. 555 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:50,920 It's understandable. But today I did a lot of it's to 556 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:54,520 to be. What's the word I'm looking for? 557 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,720 Sexual. Well, I'm always that. 558 00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,120 There you are. To be myself. 559 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:04,160 Not that I'm ever not myself when we're recording, even in 560 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:12,240 even when I am murder ho Bowie through through therapy and 561 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,400 everything else that's that I've been going through and all that. 562 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:21,640 And I've come to find a lot about myself and how little I 563 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,800 think of myself and how little I'm willing to do for myself and 564 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,160 how I'm willing to go, you know, above and beyond for everybody 565 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,440 else. But when it comes to me, I, I 566 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,160 don't, I don't, I don't put myself first ever. 567 00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:37,800 No, same thing. And talk with my therapist. 568 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,840 He's like, you've got to start, you've got to start doing that. 569 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,600 You know, it's, you can't live your entire life thinking that 570 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,240 way. It's good that you, you know, 571 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,160 think of of people in in such high regard, but you just you 572 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,320 cannot live your life that that way and expect to be OK. 573 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,960 Yeah, not all the time. Especially after everything 574 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,280 that's happened this year. And. 575 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,440 And what? Yeah, yeah. 576 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,480 Definitely been robbed. He's, he's told me a couple 577 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,920 Times Now he's like, you need to. 578 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,280 Stop. And you need to remove yourself 579 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:09,800 from your day-to-day and just relax cuz all you're doing is 580 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,200 driving yourself to an early grave. 581 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,600 Yeah, that's not bad advice. It's not, it's not. 582 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,600 And so like, you know, I'm planning a, a cruise for next 583 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,920 year and everything else for me and the kids and, and all that, 584 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,760 which is great and fine, you know, and Lizzie's coming with 585 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,320 and, and brand. Oh, she is, yeah. 586 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,040 So it's, you know, super excited about it. 587 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,920 You know, it's gonna be a blast, but I do something like that's I 588 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,560 don't wanna say I need to do something for me cuz that is for 589 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,200 me, right? Yeah. 590 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:43,640 But it's not like it's for the kids as well and all that, 591 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,480 right? I need to stop feeling guilty 592 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,080 about wanting to do things for me. 593 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:51,040 No, heavens true. Treat yourself I. 594 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,960 Do I mean, yeah, you don't need to, No. 595 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,600 Yeah, I mean, you don't need to feel guilty. 596 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:55,240 Yeah. Right. 597 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,840 Like I won't, I won't buy myself a a top of Ben and Jerry's at 598 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,360 the store because I feel like I don't deserve it. 599 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,080 You know what I mean? Like. 600 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,840 That that's the level. OK, yeah, that's pretty bad. 601 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,080 You don't need to do that. So I fully committed to this 602 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,920 thing like I I need to do this this trip thing. 603 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,120 Thank you. So foot trip. 604 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,840 I've been looking really hard into it. 605 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,040 Yeah. Kind of find like what's central 606 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,640 for for everybody to kind of coordinate and I know I just did 607 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:27,200 this motion, but it's fine. This motion. 608 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,440 No this motion. Oh yeah, just. 609 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,640 Gotta. Ring it and ring it and ring it. 610 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,360 And make the noise right It's. There you go. 611 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,800 There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 612 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:48,080 So I looked around at a lot of things because I know like 613 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,080 initially yesterday we were like, oh, Chicago is pretty 614 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,240 central for all all of us. Yeah, pretty, Mostly, yeah. 615 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,640 So, you know, it's a four hour drive for you. 616 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,200 It's like a 5 hour drive for Alex. 617 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,440 It's a six hour drive for everything. 618 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,880 Anybody here? Yeah. 619 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,360 Yeah, it is a little further for you A. 620 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:08,080 Little bit, but that's like it's just, it's not terrible and 621 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,800 depending on like what suburb and all that. 622 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,760 And so like, I've been looking at a bunch of stuff, like fun 623 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,040 stuff to do there. And I was like, but you know, I 624 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,520 don't like the big cities and I don't like the big city feel. 625 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,240 Right, right. We don't. 626 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,120 So you. Know I don't I don't like that. 627 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,360 So then like I started looking. Go ahead, Sam. 628 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:28,960 So me and Mariah were originally planning on doing a honeymoon in 629 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,640 Chicago. I've got a whole planner of 630 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:37,280 things already set up. I've been sent to you like shed, 631 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:43,920 aquarium, stuff like that. I found like a really cool. 632 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,440 So it's a what is it called? The 8 bit bar is what it's 633 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,400 called. Yeah. 634 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,680 OK, so it's just like an old school arcade. 635 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,360 And this is. A bar. 636 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:55,360 Yeah. Cool. 637 00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:59,160 It's OK, there's a story place. Yeah, with sex. 638 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:02,640 Like all the all the video games you can play for free? 639 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,640 Like for one price. Yeah. 640 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,160 And then there's one in Des Moines too. 641 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,600 I can't remember the name of it right now. 642 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,320 Up, down. Yep. 643 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,160 Up, down. That's it. 644 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,520 Yeah, Yep. That's I hear it's a lot of fun, 645 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,000 yeah. Let me, let me said it is. 646 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,720 So I was looking at that and I was like, but you know, Joe and 647 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,920 I were talking yesterday about it and Alex too, about like, you 648 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,520 know, kind of want to like that Tennessee feel like that, you 649 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,960 know, kind of cabin out in the middle of the woods and and all 650 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,120 that. Oh man, which? 651 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,080 I, I, I enjoy that. So then I started like looking 652 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,960 at like Southern Illinois. I was like, you know, it's a 653 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,800 little closer for Alex, little more of a drive for Joe, little 654 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,840 more of a drive for me, but worth it. 655 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,400 Found a lot of really cool cabins and stuff down there. 656 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:46,080 Then I was like, OK, that's fine and all but like, I want 657 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,800 something that really feels like authentic and there's stuffed 658 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,760 around. So then I remember back from 659 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,720 when I was a kid, Turkey Run State Park in Indiana. 660 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,600 Which State Park? Turkey Run. 661 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,560 Turkey run, Yeah. So I started looking like in 662 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,520 that area, I found some really cool spots and Joe, I sent them 663 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,760 both to you today. Yeah, I didn't look at those 664 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,960 yet. There are, absolutely. 665 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,160 Super cool. I thought we're going to run 666 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,720 with some turkeys. And like this, the surrounding 667 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,760 area, it's just absolutely gorgeous no matter what time of 668 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,560 year you're there. Yeah, tricky runs pretty. 669 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:23,560 You're like 45 minutes from Danville, IL so you know, and 670 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:29,080 you know all the weeds legal in Illinois, so really relax AM. 671 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,880 I allowed to bring alcohol. Of course. 672 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,840 Yeah. So man, there's no alcohol 673 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,920 allowed, man. No man, that stuff's. 674 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:45,520 Really bad for you, dude. Bad for you, man. 675 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,160 Yeah, over. Here, dude. 676 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,600 Yeah. I'll bring so I'll bring soju. 677 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:55,720 I'll see how many it takes. So I just I just. 678 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,720 Want you to I'm really. Committed to this. 679 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,880 Yes, yes, and. I'm. 680 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:05,040 Trying to figure out a way to do it within this year, but 681 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,320 obviously working with everybody else you know is going to be a 682 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,800 challenge. When you say within this year, 683 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,199 you mean in the next two months? Yeah, it is October. 684 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,600 It's middle of October. It is. 685 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,360 But it's been a day, a day for me, so. 686 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:24,080 It's it's been a day. Like today. 687 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:25,600 Yeah. Yeah, wow. 688 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,120 Why is that? Not a good day. 689 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,199 It's just just a day, just, you know, feelings and stuff. 690 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,280 Sometimes I like those. Well, it all started stupid. 691 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:41,239 Andrew Garfield, man. Oh, he's banging Florence Pew. 692 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:46,679 No, he went on Sesame Street. And he's doing that, though. 693 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,239 Elmo asked. Elmo asked Andrew Garfield, how 694 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,000 are you doing? And Andrew said I'm, I'm doing 695 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,520 OK. You know, he started talking 696 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:59,320 about how his mom died recently and about how it's OK to miss 697 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,560 people because it just shows how much you loved him. 698 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,040 And I hate Spider Man now. He sucks. 699 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:10,760 Oh no. Spider Man. 700 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,920 It's Andrew Garfield. Oh. 701 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,920 Oh, he sucks. He can go. 702 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,400 I hope. I hope the bad Green Goblin gets 703 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,880 him. No. 704 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,480 Yeah, Dang it, stupid feelings. God Dang it. 705 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,880 They're stupid. Dad never loved you. 706 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,120 Yeah, I'd have better feelings if my dad loved me. 707 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,400 That's why you have so many feelings. 708 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,720 That's my thing, Dang it. From me, you don't get them from 709 00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,680 your mom and. Send them to me. 710 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:49,160 I have way too many anywhere I wouldn't notice more. 711 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,480 I feel like, I feel like, like right now I see Alex left and 712 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,040 hasn't come back. He messaged me and said he's 713 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,880 coming back. Oh, OK, but I feel like we all 714 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,800 just need, you know, a big group hug. 715 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,760 I. Wouldn't mind it. 716 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,000 Yeah. I need to get drunk, that's what 717 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,800 I made. No, no, not drunk. 718 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,440 That really doesn't. Have a drink, you don't have to 719 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,320 get drunk. I don't know if they're 720 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,280 drinking, they get fixed anything I'm drinking to make 721 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,680 more fun. Drink. 722 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,400 I'm just having some sugar free kicking cola. 723 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,840 Chicken Cola. I got. 724 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,160 Chicken a gallon of sweet tea that's. 725 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:39,680 Got yeah. 40 gallons of low calorie sweet tea. 726 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,800 I've got a gallon of PCP. Holy cow. 727 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,080 Yeah, that's gallon. Yeah. 728 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:51,440 Gallon, you see? You know that sketch too? 729 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,880 Yeah. They warn you. 730 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,520 I'm pulling out your PCP right here. 731 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,760 Science. Science. 732 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,400 Yeah. You go about. 733 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,400 Science. The tea. 734 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,920 The sweet tea, you got to be careful because if you sleep in 735 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,600 like an Indian, you know whatever that Indian tent is 736 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,600 called. Yeah. 737 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,440 Teepee. You could drown in your teepee. 738 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:12,760 Oh yeah. Yeah, later tonight. 739 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:18,560 So no, the reason half of this is gone is because this is what 740 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,600 I used to mix with the alcohol last week. 741 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,640 Oh. That's why half of it's gone. 742 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:24,800 You. Oh. 743 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,720 So you know you know Bill from from business class, right? 744 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:34,040 Nope, don't know, Bill. Don't know him well. 745 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:37,120 He's well, he's doing good. I don't know him so I don't 746 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,560 really care. I. 747 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,320 Really. Don't. 748 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:44,800 Care. OK, I'll tell Billy you said hi. 749 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,000 Don't know. Don't know. 750 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:54,480 That's good. Did you ever see the one you 751 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,080 ever see the one where the the fire department pulls him over 752 00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:02,280 and he's like, he's like a so I didn't think fire trucks could 753 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,600 even pull me over. Fire truck comes up because 754 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,440 who's your license registration, Sir? 755 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:06,840 What? He's. 756 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:11,040 Like can you even do this man? Like, is this even a thing? 757 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,480 So the reason I pulled you over today is your your car's on 758 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,320 fire. Zooms. 759 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,840 Out and the roof was Car's on fire. 760 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,920 He goes no, it's not. He goes yeah. 761 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,000 No, your roof, your car's on fire. 762 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,160 No, it's not, Sir. It is not on fire. 763 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,000 I'm just telling you like it is, man. 764 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:31,800 I don't. I don't know. 765 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,040 Jeez, those. One of those ones were like, 766 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,040 they stopped and like we really didn't know how to end this 767 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,240 skit. So we just, we just, we're going 768 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:44,600 to end it like this. We don't know how we're going to 769 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,640 end this. That's good. 770 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:48,560 Why these kids, you know? Yeah. 771 00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:49,800 Look them up. Don't. 772 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:54,800 Trevor Moore's dead now. Dang it, forgot about that. 773 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,120 Yeah, they'll never be a reunion. 774 00:38:58,240 --> 00:39:00,200 No, kid. Yeah, he tried. 775 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,280 Yeah, the main guy. I didn't know that. 776 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,920 What, like four years ago? Oh, I didn't know that at all. 777 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,800 Yeah, it's been a few years. I didn't. 778 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:12,080 Even tell me it's. Like 47 I think. 44. 779 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,560 What happened? I don't know, they need a brain 780 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,880 aneurysm or something. Oh, man, those things will get 781 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:19,160 you. Yeah. 782 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,040 I mean, I could have died. I could have died, I guess, from 783 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,640 the deer crash, you know, whatever he. 784 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,760 Could have. Yeah, cost me, Yeah, lunch. 785 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,000 I'm not things. Have happened. 786 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,880 Yeah. Instead, I just wanted to kill 787 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,000 the deer, which I did. You did. 788 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,200 I wanted to kill it twice. That's fair, That's fair. 789 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,280 So. You remember Mark Sharp, right, 790 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,960 Danny? I do remember Mark Sharp. 791 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,440 I shot him a lot with paintballs. 792 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:56,360 So he he said to me, because I I said that on Facebook. 793 00:39:56,840 --> 00:40:00,800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, he said, He said, he said. 794 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,880 Well, you know, it's kind of justified because it's like a 795 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:08,560 respect thing. For your first kill, no longer 796 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:12,440 just a deer watcher. I was going to, I was going to 797 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,600 comment on your, on your post, but I didn't want to seem 798 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:15,920 insensitive. I was going to be like, well, at 799 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,600 least you got a deer this year. No, that would have been fair. 800 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,600 That's already been said. Yeah, I made. 801 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,560 Say that. I made a comment to I I was in 802 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,120 there where I had her mom when she told me I was like, well 803 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,480 that's one for the card, none for the gun. 804 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:36,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to get the, I'm going 805 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,760 to, I got to sign it in and, and all that good stuff, but it's 806 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,840 ready to go. Yeah, I'm happy for you. 807 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:48,480 If you're happy, I'm happy. Yeah, I'm not happy. 808 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,280 I should offer you some of my deer roast while you were here. 809 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,800 Maybe. Yeah, it came out. 810 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,280 So I, I, I smoked a Turkey breast today. 811 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,760 Can't. Smoke. 812 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,320 I wrapped it in wrapped, Yeah, wrapped it. 813 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:08,000 It's for it's for deer camp. I wrapped it in bacon and I 814 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:15,920 injected it with with Sprite, cherry Sprite, some some apple 815 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:22,760 crown and some butter. And that smoked with, I just 816 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,080 used Applewood on that one. I didn't want to go too crazy 817 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:29,600 with the smoke. It tasted like AII had some of 818 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,480 it. It tasted like a whole BLT was 819 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:35,160 put in my mouth. I walked down with a with a with 820 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,840 a small slice of it and I said, here boy, put your put your put 821 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,440 your put your meat. I can't get it right. 822 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,360 Wow, I totally messed it up. I'm sorry. 823 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,160 I walked down. I said put your meat to. 824 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:47,720 Daddy. Meat in your mouth. 825 00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,080 There we go. Wow, that took a while to get 826 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,000 it. Sorry about that. 827 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,120 That's what happened when you get old. 828 00:41:56,160 --> 00:42:00,880 Yep. I can't wait to go back to him. 829 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,760 He is my alter ego for sure. Who? 830 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,560 Jack Wayne's. Yeah, he is. 831 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,120 He's going to be your fighting game character. 832 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,120 He should be. He should be. 833 00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:13,880 Yeah. He should be. 834 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,000 One of them anyway. Yep, we're pretty much all 835 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,680 getting like 2 so. Yep. 836 00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:25,040 That's fair. If I can ever figure this thing 837 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,320 out, Game Maker is pretty tough. I. 838 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,680 Mean you're going to I. Might not even I might not even 839 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,240 use Game Maker you. Just like Game Maker is. 840 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:37,160 Tough. It's for fighting. 841 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,560 It's not built for fighting games like people are have 842 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:44,520 trouble with it. It's kind of weird, like people 843 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:48,160 have made it and I've looked it up, but it's typically make like 844 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:52,200 anything else. I mean, if you're making a 845 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,360 platform fighter it'd work fine, but. 846 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,520 It's it's. I want it to be pretty 847 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,560 traditional. But it's also a. 848 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:06,080 Almost. Well, Game Maker is also a GUI 849 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,840 based coding. It's all like drag and drop. 850 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,480 Yeah, stuff. There's a visual. 851 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,320 So. Element to it, yeah. 852 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,880 If you want to properly code it and customize it the way you're 853 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,480 talking, then you're probably going to have to just coded out 854 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,520 in Python manually. What does that mean exactly? 855 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,480 It sounds. Like a lot of work. 856 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,600 What do you mean by that? Yeah, that's just all the stuff 857 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,800 I've been learning from trying to learn how to be a back end 858 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,360 developer. So Python are the animals that 859 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,840 wrap themselves around you and choke the life out of you. 860 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,680 So I imagine that's roughly. That's what their logo is. 861 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,480 Their logo is the big snake. There you go. 862 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,560 My son's got a wrestling finisher earlier that does that. 863 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:50,600 Python, yeah. Rivals of Aether was made in 864 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,200 Game Maker Studio 2. That one's is it. 865 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,360 Yeah, that's like a. It's a very fun. 866 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,480 Smash clone, Yeah. Very fun. 867 00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,160 Very. It's pretty funny. 868 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:04,280 Essentially it's on gets on the back of my neck and he'll wrap 869 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:08,600 his legs into my elbows and push up into the into the. 870 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,000 Yep. The arteries there and then 871 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:15,000 he'll wrap his, wrap his arms like underneath my chin and my 872 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:22,080 throat and he'll rank up using my my armpits as leverage and 873 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,840 he'll lean all the way back and he'll throw me back. 874 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,720 But then what you got to do is as he's pulling you down, you 875 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:31,400 spin around and then you bend forward. 876 00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:34,720 And as he's going down, he ends up the top of his head ends up 877 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:37,720 smacking into the concrete. What I do is. 878 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,680 He takes me down. He's trying to choke me out. 879 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,840 I'll just lift him up and I'll just start slamming him down. 880 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,080 We could play Hey for the podcast. 881 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,240 We could play the number one game on Steam today. 882 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,600 What's? That for doing, for doing that 883 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,160 game. Not. 884 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,640 Lust, lust and dead. I. 885 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,840 Already have that one downloaded. 886 00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,880 I got. That's a zombie apocalypse porn 887 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,960 game. Oh no, what I got? 888 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:07,760 35 hours into it. The multiplayer. 889 00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:12,200 Is very wow. I I clicked on it in the video 890 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,760 that autoplay was very had a very interesting start to it. 891 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,400 Oh, I'm sure. They usually do. 892 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,400 No, no, no. It's much worse than that. 893 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,680 It's much worse. Than that Dang it. 894 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,200 This dude, this dude, I'm not going to be too descriptive, but 895 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,960 this dude's got a girl like on the table. 896 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,360 And then he broke. But they do bust the door down. 897 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:40,840 He's like all geared out. He's Asian, case 16, Take this. 898 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,600 He throws a shotgun at him. I'm like, what? 899 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,640 What just happened? What is going on? 900 00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:53,080 I have whiplash. Oh no, the agent is the girl, 901 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:54,440 not the guy. OK. 902 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,520 Yeah, that makes so much. That makes so much. 903 00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:58,360 More sense. Then yeah, I don't know. 904 00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:00,480 She's like in a bikini all of a sudden, like. 905 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,480 That. Run around killing zombies in a 906 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,720 bikini. I mean, you know. 907 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:09,600 They've already made that game. Like honestly, yeah, couple. 908 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:16,120 Times. Why is the game going from Call 909 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,440 of Duty zombies to porn? I'm. 910 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,360 Really confused. It's not even a not even a 911 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,160 chainsaw. It's like my it's. 912 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,880 It's much more interesting. I don't know if anyone's going 913 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,680 to get this reference at all. It's like I was going to say, it 914 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,840 was like my Pornhub recommended. Nice. 915 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,560 I think they'll only get that reference. 916 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:35,560 So, so faze to to to explain the reference because it'll make 917 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:39,760 more sense. So Faze, which is like like game 918 00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,800 clan, gaming clan that used to do like a bunch of trick shot 919 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,800 compilations for Call of Duty and stuff like that. 920 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:49,320 They had this like really in depth trick shot compilation. 921 00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,480 It was supposed to be like the end of the year wrap up kind of 922 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,120 thing. And they put all this effort 923 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,600 into it. They synced up a bunch of the 924 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,680 shots to like the music beat and stuff like that. 925 00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,040 When I got copyright claimed on YouTube. 926 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:02,760 And so they said, well, screw it, we're just going to upload 927 00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,640 it to Pornhub then. And so now they upload all their 928 00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,240 trick shot compilations to Pornhub. 929 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:11,880 Pornhub. I mean, they could have just 930 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:16,760 done Rumble, but all right. This is a funny meme that some 931 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,440 people might. They know it's more popular. 932 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:22,640 It says yeah, probably. It says girls in the fall 933 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:25,880 because we want to get want to get pumpkin spice lattes. 934 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:29,280 It's OMG yes. I have such a cute new scarf to 935 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:34,440 wear and this is men in the fall I can finally carry my G17 with 936 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,840 the Surefire X300 with four spare mags. 937 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,680 No, I have an FAL under my jacket. 938 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:46,360 Yes, 100%. I got I'll take the pump and 939 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,120 spice. I just got a cute new sweater. 940 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,240 I want to. I want an FAL man, let me tell 941 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:51,240 you. No. 942 00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,360 These are 18 lbs. Are they really? 943 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,040 Oh, they're heavy. I don't think I can carry that. 944 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:01,800 I don't like and. They're and they're three O 8. 945 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,320 They put the. Kick is just ridiculous. 946 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:05,920 Are they? Oh, they're. 947 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:08,080 Well, that much weight. They're awful. 948 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,920 Sounds uncomfortable. 18 lbs. But let me, let me let me Google 949 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,800 it real quick. Huh, I didn't realize they were 950 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:18,400 that heavy. Oh sorry, 9.59 point 5 lbs OK. 951 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,040 That's yeah, that sounds a little more. 952 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:21,920 Real. That's more than two. 953 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,120 Pounds that's like AI don't even think the. 954 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,640 Bare bazooka. I think the 60s. 955 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,720 Hey, he is back. It's like Barrett. 956 00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:33,720 Barrett 50 cows are what, 12 lbs? 957 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:35,160 I think yeah. I was going to say, I don't 958 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:40,080 think even the M 60s were that heavy because I, I knew a guy 959 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,920 we're used to work. Oh, I'm sorry, the M60 was 23 960 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,560 lbs. So I, I worked with a guy like a 961 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,960 lot of years ago that was an M60 gunner. 962 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,720 And the guy that guy was, he was booked. 963 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:55,080 He made, he made out, he makes Alex look, well, he did make 964 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,120 Alex look like he was a Sissy, but. 965 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,440 And that's it. I'm a pretty big Sissy. 966 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,760 You're no, you're pretty, bub. I I would. 967 00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:05,320 Yeah. You're lucky you didn't go 968 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:10,680 camping with us. I I think. 969 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,760 You guys ripped that around. Y'all are lucky. 970 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,720 That I didn't go camping. I've been to Princeton and let 971 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:21,440 me tell you, Bubba was a baby little girl, but he in my hand. 972 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:26,560 So the the the SAW or the M249 that I carried around in basic? 973 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,000 Yep. That thing is 18 lbs. 974 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:32,120 I love the saw. Yeah, Danny, you carried that in 975 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:33,200 basic. I love that. 976 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,040 Yeah, it's. I don't think they were that 977 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,880 heavy. No, they're they're heavy. 978 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,680 They always give it to the biggest guys. 979 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,120 Here you go. This this looks like it'll suck 980 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:42,480 for you. Did it? 981 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,920 Yeah. Did it suck in that, in that 982 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:45,560 way? I mean I. 983 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:50,680 Did taste it pretty good. You're not supposed to put your 984 00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,240 mouth on the barrel. Wait, we just we talked about 985 00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:57,680 this. Do something for you, not to 986 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:58,840 you. OK, that. 987 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,560 Was no, that was for me. No. 988 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,640 That was 100% for me. I. 989 00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,320 Wanted to do it. No. 990 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,840 I won't rest until I know what every gun tastes like. 991 00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:18,640 Strawberry. This has a I'll tell you what it 992 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,320 it was. So here, here I am sitting here, 993 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,720 you know, with that warbling alarm I was telling you about 994 00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:27,440 Joey. And you know, I've just been 995 00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,800 smacked upside the head with the airbags, you know, with the 996 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:34,480 shotgun next to my ear. And then I smell this gunpowder 997 00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:38,680 and I strangely, I, I had AI had a weird little chub for a 998 00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:39,080 second. What? 999 00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:40,920 What? What's? 1000 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:44,080 Going on. The gunpowder. 1001 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,000 Talking to You're talking to Joey about boners. 1002 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,960 Yeah, from the gunpowder, but I was thinking about Lenny. 1003 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:52,120 Oh. Well. 1004 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,720 There's a lot to unpack. There, Yeah. 1005 00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:56,040 For those of us. That work a part of that 1006 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,440 conversation. But then. 1007 00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,080 But then I thought about my grandpa. 1008 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:03,360 Real was weird, you know. Wait, wait, there's even more to 1009 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,880 unpack. Then the jumpers are full on, 1010 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:09,200 you know. And then day Mike was actually 1011 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:09,760 me. What? 1012 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:27,040 Holy cow, what's wrong with us? Yeah, probably a lot actually. 1013 00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,840 Just to be honest with our listeners. 1014 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:32,200 If anybody's still listening at this point, I would honestly be 1015 00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:33,600 surprised. This episode. 1016 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:37,000 Will be uploaded. After Vietnam, apparently we 1017 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,840 kind of we don't do that anymore. 1018 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,000 We don't do what anymore. What don't we do anymore? 1019 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,720 We don't get any listeners anymore. 1020 00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:50,080 Probably not. It was for anyone still watching 1021 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,720 the stream. This is the mothership. 1022 00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:53,280 OK. Level. 1023 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,960 Sweet. Nice. 1024 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:02,440 I have the the bio rift level. Nice. 1025 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:11,800 And Boston. Boston. 1026 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:16,880 Dead rain, Boston. Yeah, yeah, nice. 1027 00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:21,720 Whoops. Don't look at that tab, that's 1028 00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:24,560 not for you. Wait a minute. 1029 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,600 All right, Rewind. No. 1030 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:28,760 Can't. Rewind it. 1031 00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,640 Yeah, I can watch this. Go back. 1032 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,360 Yeah, I can. I'm in your browser history, 1033 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:32,920 right? Now. 1034 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,600 Here's so many guys you know, they tell, they tell some other 1035 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,600 guy they trust. Like remember, if I die in this, 1036 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,040 you got to hurry up and go back to my house and delete my 1037 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,760 browser history. No opera will do that for me. 1038 00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:56,320 Actually my. Browser history like every every 1039 00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,200 day. So just run and I'm not even 1040 00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:00,760 surfing bad things like. So. 1041 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,440 I'm not even surfing bad things throughout my browser history. 1042 00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,800 There's a there's an anime that I watched. 1043 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,400 It's my my life as a reincarnate, reincarnated as a 1044 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,040 slime or something like that. It's supposed to be like a 1045 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:16,400 Isakai, but the first episode obviously the main character 1046 00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:20,160 like dies in their world. And as they're dying, some dude 1047 00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,040 come up and stab them and they're like walking with their 1048 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:25,240 friends. And he he like pulls his friend 1049 00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:28,280 in right before he dies. And he says, he says, I want you 1050 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:32,280 to go to my apartment and put my hard drive in the bathtub. 1051 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,360 And so it shows a clip later on. He's like, he's like, you'll be 1052 00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,600 missed, my friend. And he's got his PC over the 1053 00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,840 bathtub full of water. He drops the whole PC and Oh my. 1054 00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:48,200 Jeez. Plugged in, Yeah. 1055 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,040 Good night, I. Couldn't find an extension cord 1056 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,320 though man. Yeah, man. 1057 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,960 Next time. My buddy found a bomb fest. 1058 00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:03,960 Oh, whatever. Was in the falafel shop so 1059 00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,520 that's that makes sense. I mean, it does kind of. 1060 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:15,640 Racist sort of way, Sure it's. Not racist, it's it's 1061 00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,840 religionist. Stereotypical. 1062 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,600 It's the. 80s guys, calm down, all right? 1063 00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:22,960 Yeah. Did they do that stuff in the 1064 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,440 80s? I don't know if they did. 1065 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,760 Oh yeah, like you own, you know it, man. 1066 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,400 There was there was some terrorists around. 1067 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:30,920 You know what? I'm saying the whole thing never 1068 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,120 happened anyway. To be honest. 1069 00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,600 Well, it was just. Anything. 1070 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,960 Just a dream. Anything could have. 1071 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,920 Happened. I found a gift of it. 1072 00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,600 I don't know, just. Never attempt this at home. 1073 00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:52,680 Yes. The words instead of windows. 1074 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:57,320 Nice Microsoft the words. So I'm gonna be trying my hand 1075 00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:03,880 at editing an episode really awesome for the session 0 for 1076 00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,840 Mothership 3. No one's excited when I do it. 1077 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,440 Joey, Joey hate. It here. 1078 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:13,160 Joey, it's run-of-the-mill. You do it because you can do it. 1079 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,240 It's run of the. What do you want? 1080 00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:17,120 I'm being sensational. I mean. 1081 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,200 What? Joe, that's like me going, oh, I 1082 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,520 wish you guys were excited that I'm writing a new story. 1083 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,680 No, I all day, every day. No one's. 1084 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:25,640 Excited. I am excited. 1085 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,800 I am excited. Joe The only reason why I wanted 1086 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,000 to edit that episode is because I had this particular vision for 1087 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,760 it. And you just can't. 1088 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,400 Achieve that vision. I just, I want to, I want to 1089 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,720 prove to myself that I can do it. 1090 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,520 You can do it. I can do video editing. 1091 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:43,920 Can. Do I can do audio audio? 1092 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:48,720 Editing, well, I, I did the one episode, the anniversary 1093 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:50,880 episode. I just, yeah, I can do it. 1094 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:54,040 I can do it really well, but I have a very slow turn around. 1095 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:55,720 It's like it takes me forever to get through it. 1096 00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,120 Yeah, cuz I I'm very nitpicky. Joey clicks really fast. 1097 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,120 I I feel like that gives him advantage. 1098 00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:04,440 I think he has some kind of like binary trigger on his, I mean 1099 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:05,840 his mouse. I click. 1100 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,240 That's a good idea. I click. 1101 00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:09,400 Really fast too. Wow, I. 1102 00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,440 Wonder if that's you? Can get dates with that. 1103 00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:17,680 Oh no, that's this. Anyone that's rapid fire web 1104 00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:19,040 shooter, right? That's what you're doing, right? 1105 00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:23,440 There you gotta, it's a spider man thing though. 1106 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:28,640 You gotta get an ultimate so. What? 1107 00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:34,360 Oh, I get what? You mean Alex? 1108 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:37,560 It's this. Yeah, yeah. 1109 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,360 So you can swing between two buildings at the same time, but 1110 00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:43,600 really fast. Oh yeah, and then and then you 1111 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,120 wear your rain suit because it's raining outside. 1112 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,720 That's what happens when you swing from the Eiffel Tower. 1113 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:54,960 Yeah, and then you start stepping downhill. 1114 00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,560 His stomach hurts. Oh, no. 1115 00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:03,000 Real fast, though. Oh no. 1116 00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:07,200 You gotta alternate then. You're fighting off guys all 1117 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,400 around you. And then you get your hips into 1118 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,320 it. Coming at you area. 1119 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,400 Beating them off like. I just attacking you. 1120 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:19,240 You're fighting them off. Show them your Warface. 1121 00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,360 Oh. My soul, I smell gunpowder. 1122 00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:31,680 So you think so you think I can get dates with that dad? 1123 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:33,920 What's that? That's. 1124 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,120 All I need to do, yeah. For. 1125 00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,360 For dates for. Editing. 1126 00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:40,400 No dates with that. Oh yeah, I think you're good. 1127 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,120 I think you get dates for that. All right, OK. 1128 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,000 That's what you do. You go to a place where singles 1129 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,480 meet up and you do exactly that. Just. 1130 00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,720 Yep, meet the mini Oh. OK. 1131 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:51,920 I'll go to rides, guys. Yeah. 1132 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,880 You're Sam flexing on the click speed thing. 1133 00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,960 Wow. You're so good there you. 1134 00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:03,000 Go Wow, that's just a video. That's just a video. 1135 00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,280 That's not even you doing that. You. 1136 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:09,280 Know what's impressive? You know what's impressive is my 1137 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:17,560 1.06 KD on Call of Duty. Congratulations, you are 1138 00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,720 perfectly. Average as all things should be. 1139 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:26,520 Call of Duty game since the original Black Ops that I have 1140 00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:33,040 had a positive kill death ratio. I'm like .86 average throughout 1141 00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,440 all the Call of Duty Cold War. I kid you on cold. 1142 00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:36,320 War. Cold War. 1143 00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:40,120 No no, I'm saying Cold War is the 1st since the original Black 1144 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:43,120 Ops I've had a positive kill death KD ratio. 1145 00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:46,760 I think I think I called Orem like a 3.4. 1146 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,320 I'm low. Yeah, oh dude, I'm still in the 1147 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,480 buttons, but I'm like, call me pop, I'm low. 1148 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,680 You just can't see how. You play high. 1149 00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:58,720 But it also a good indicator for that was the first match Joey 1150 00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,600 and I played, We both played and we both got the Juggernaut suit. 1151 00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:05,760 We went like 40 and three on that match. 1152 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,600 I was like, I'm like losing my mind. 1153 00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:13,440 Like I'm just like wasting dudes and Joey's like I'm like. 1154 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,200 That's hot. That was the best game I ever 1155 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,520 played. After that, it was all downhill. 1156 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:22,720 That's all my life. I'm canceling my pre-order and 1157 00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:26,920 I'm going to high in this game. This nice clicking game, It's 1158 00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,920 like DDR but you missed all those. 1159 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,200 I missed one. All those DDRS. 1160 00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:34,760 Oh yeah? Well, I can do this in Beat 1161 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:37,520 Saber. Well, I can, I can do this. 1162 00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:40,400 And yeah, the other game that I can't think of the. 1163 00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:44,840 The Bullet 1, Pistol Whip. Pistol Whip. 1164 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:48,280 Yeah, that was the next one. I'll I'll do wield them. 1165 00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:52,120 Heck yeah, baby. Yeah, you should see. 1166 00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:55,880 The John Wick one all the time. Yeah, I probably look like an 1167 00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:58,480 absolute retard from the outside, but on the inside? 1168 00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:00,400 Man. So there's nobody. 1169 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,400 Faster and smoother than me. Teddy wanted to play it, so I 1170 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:05,360 let him play it. Oh yeah. 1171 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,120 And he he did pretty decent actually. 1172 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:09,640 Be safe. His problem? 1173 01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:13,040 His problem is he's so short that the game is a hard time 1174 01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:14,600 registering that he's doing anything. 1175 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,000 That hurts, That hurts my feelings. 1176 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,200 That hurts my feelings. He's it's true, but it hurts my 1177 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:19,920 picture. Buddy, he's. 1178 01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:20,920 Shorter. Than you. 1179 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,240 Oh, Teddy, Are you talking about Teddy? 1180 01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:23,360 I spaced out, yeah. It's all right. 1181 01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:26,200 You're all right. I'd say how much stool but that 1182 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:27,960 probably he's. Going to turn 10 years old and 1183 01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:30,920 it'll be like 6 foot 7. Like we all know this, he's. 1184 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:32,800 Probably right. He's destined to be tall. 1185 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:33,880 You're. Definitely right. 1186 01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:34,640 He's probably going. To be. 1187 01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,000 He's got you as a dad in Morgan's side. 1188 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,720 All of you got Morgan's ridiculous. 1189 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:44,200 He's going to be like 8 foot five. 1190 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,520 He probably. Will. 8 foot. 1191 01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:52,080 Alex, don't be jealous man. We like you, Tiny. 1192 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,480 I like the way you are. Yeah, you're fun sized. 1193 01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:59,040 I'm a travel size. They call it the pocket personal 1194 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,800 trainer. I thought you were going to. 1195 01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:09,560 Pull me out of my pocket right before I go to work, right? 1196 01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:12,480 What do I do? That's what I that's what I talk 1197 01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,120 to. Hey guys I want to get my cardio 1198 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:17,920 in for the day. That's right, my pocket pocket 1199 01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,600 trainer. Just give me the person. 1200 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,120 The. Person yeah, the perfect like 1201 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,240 cardio workout. Yeah, totally can. 1202 01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,480 I borrow your pocket trainer. Yeah, uh huh. 1203 01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:28,840 Don't. Don't go with my door, OK? 1204 01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,960 To be my trainer, at least the 30 seconds they can come in my 1205 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:34,520 room. I need somebody like you to push 1206 01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:37,120 me. Then I then I come in out of 1207 01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,200 the. Room really hard. 1208 01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,400 Smoking a cigarette. Yeah. 1209 01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:49,200 I'll that's something else I gotta get for the boys trip. 1210 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,920 We gotta get cigars. Got them. 1211 01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,520 Yeah. Heck yeah. 1212 01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:54,600 Yeah. So what are we doing this? 1213 01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:57,240 Hold on. Goodbye, let's do it later this 1214 01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:58,800 year. Michaela cleared me to do it 1215 01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:01,200 this year. So it's only guys. 1216 01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:04,120 Pick a ton. It's only two more months, 2 1/2 1217 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:05,240 months. OK all. 1218 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:07,920 Right, early next year, January. I mean, I don't know. 1219 01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:12,160 If you guys can afford to drive to it, I'll I'll pay for the 1220 01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,960 place. Where is it again? 1221 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,760 It's 30 minutes from me, Danny. If I can't afford to drive, I 1222 01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:20,680 can't get to work. The the last one that I sent you 1223 01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:22,240 guys was for Turkey Run State Park. 1224 01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,320 See, He's got some nice ones. Oh yeah, it was for Turkey Run 1225 01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,320 State Park in Indiana. I like Turkey. 1226 01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,280 OK, how far away is that, you know? 1227 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:31,920 I need this app to to look. At. 1228 01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:34,480 I can I'll get. Hours. 1229 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,000 From you. Yeah. 1230 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,840 That's not that's still not gonna be far from me. 1231 01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:41,040 So if we're. Gonna probably be like 5 hours. 1232 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,080 It's right past Danville. OK. 1233 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,320 That's where we should go. Those look good dad, cuz you're. 1234 01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:48,880 Dan. No, Danville's terrible You 1235 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,400 don't want to go to. Danville, Oh, Dang it. 1236 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:52,440 Yeah. I can't see the links that you 1237 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,840 sent me by the way. Well then download the Verbo 1238 01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:58,400 app. Download the app go you have a 1239 01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,840 billion apps on your phone, one of those being like TikTok, 1240 01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:05,360 wait, come on, it's a three hour and 45 minutes right TikTok. 1241 01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,440 It's not that I do not have TikTok you. 1242 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,480 Relax those gluteus. No, I don't. 1243 01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:12,200 Send it to you, Dad. Relax those gluteus. 1244 01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:13,920 So are we all going on this trip? 1245 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:19,080 Do you know such thing do trip? We got to invite Cheddar, right? 1246 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,240 Well, yeah, I feel like his. I feel like all our work 1247 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:24,640 schedules are really lenient except for his. 1248 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:26,880 Well, he's coming into the offseason, so. 1249 01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:30,520 Right. And so I mean, let's work it 1250 01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,200 with Cheddar and see what's best for him, and then we'll plan it 1251 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,080 for them. Yeah, cuz he hasn't had a 1252 01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:37,480 bachelor party either. Why? 1253 01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:39,760 He's not married. Though because he's single. 1254 01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,960 Well, that's why. Yeah, that's why he's. 1255 01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:45,160 Wow. This is my. 1256 01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:49,160 Dog's. Rides cabin on Sugar Creek with 1257 01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:51,920 hot tub. Yeah, you're speaking my 1258 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,360 language. I'm not bringing a bathing suit, 1259 01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:58,200 but yeah. Me neither, but yeah dude, if 1260 01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,760 you. Bring one, I'll just play it. 1261 01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:02,320 Don't you dare Bring one, I will show. 1262 01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,040 You, dude. That's a nice day, no? 1263 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:07,120 Not you. The there was something. 1264 01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:09,960 There's a reason it's called. There's a reason it's called 1265 01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:11,280 Eagle's Rise. Jeez. 1266 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,960 That's the treetop cabins place, right? 1267 01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:17,760 That's the erection. That's the second one. 1268 01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,600 And then the other one. That's the new one I have, 1269 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:21,960 sorry. So how long do you? 1270 01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,080 Think it is it Hunter? Like. 1271 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:27,720 It wouldn't be super long. We were thinking like four days. 1272 01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:31,000 Three months. 3-4 days. 3-4 months I think. 1273 01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:35,880 Because like I was telling the guys as we get older to like a 1274 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:38,400 weekend at a place, even a close place is not enough. 1275 01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,880 It's it's not enough anymore. It's true. 1276 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,560 To try and. Treetops is like one big room. 1277 01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:47,920 Oh, they got a grill. OK, so we're going to bring dogs 1278 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:51,240 and hamburgers and ribs. Ribs. 1279 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:57,480 Ribs and skunks, dude. But banana bread at work dude. 1280 01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:01,080 Sorry, it's a meme. Did you just start stroking out 1281 01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:03,800 like you're just you went into random stuff? 1282 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:09,240 I was quoting meme banana bread at work, Cinnamon toast crunch 1283 01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,200 and then you. Don't know the meme, it probably 1284 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:15,440 sounds like that which. Is hilarious. 1285 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,560 Eagle Rides looks good. Fucking banana bread at work 1286 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,760 today, dude. Oh. 1287 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:25,200 Yeah. Mom told me if I wait for things 1288 01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:28,040 like good things will happen to me, dude, and fucking I waited 1289 01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,960 for some things. And I got some banana bread at 1290 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:36,360 work today, dude. Oh yeah, but there's a lot of 1291 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:39,200 bad things in this world, dude. Like fucking. 1292 01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,880 Hell no. But vanilla bread? 1293 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:08,600 It worked, dude. Hell yeah. 1294 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,720 So I like I like the Eagle Rice 1 the best. 1295 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:17,120 Yeah, I think. So I'm cool with eagle rice. 1296 01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,000 Red Bud Cottage is pretty nice too. 1297 01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:24,080 Red Bud man the. Thing I like most about the 1298 01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,560 eagle Rice one the deck. All right, that's cool. 1299 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,040 That is really cool. Yeah, the living. 1300 01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:31,560 Room looks like a like a old timey din you just set out on 1301 01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:32,880 the deck. It dude. 1302 01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:34,560 Smoking. Is that it? 1303 01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:39,440 Smoking doobies with my homies. Like, Oh yeah, it's got free 1304 01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:42,120 Wi-Fi, dude, Yeah. Oh yeah, dude. 1305 01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:43,760 This thing had a weight, weight room. 1306 01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:45,200 I'd move there. I'd be there. 1307 01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:47,160 Forever. I also have a BBQ grill. 1308 01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:48,480 They do. Nice. 1309 01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:53,840 Yeah, Oh yeah. Ribs, Ribs, brisket, burgers. 1310 01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:57,200 And brisket takes a minute. On a grill, yeah. 1311 01:06:58,360 --> 01:06:59,840 Just leave it on. The well you would need you'd 1312 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:02,800 probably need to like take previously and then just heat it 1313 01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:05,440 up on the grill or something. There's that too. 1314 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,120 Yeah. You know what, I have a little 1315 01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:10,760 bit of brisket right now. I got some on me at all times 1316 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:11,960 dude. I'll bring I'll. 1317 01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:16,040 Bring the shrimp. Shrimp Shrimp cocktails in the. 1318 01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:17,520 Kitchen. Dude. 1319 01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:21,040 I'll bring shrimp. Highest level protein, 0 1320 01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:23,480 calories. Let's do it. 0. 1321 01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:25,880 Two, we're just gonna be jerking it the whole time. 1322 01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:27,560 I can't wait. I mean, pretty much. 1323 01:07:29,160 --> 01:07:31,480 I mean, yeah, you're not wrong, guys. 1324 01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:34,040 Trip. My wife's gonna be jealous. 1325 01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:36,680 I'm not gonna tell her. So it's like a 7, it's like a 1326 01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:38,080 seven and a half hour drive for me. 1327 01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:40,120 Does it say the address on there? 1328 01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:42,880 No, they don't do that until you like reserve it. 1329 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:46,240 Wiener. I just looked up Turkey run cuz 1330 01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:47,520 it's right next to it. OK, it's. 1331 01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:48,560 Like 10. Minutes, yeah. 1332 01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:52,680 We'll see how long it is for me. Turkey Run State Parks Marshall 1333 01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:54,920 IN it's. Probably like 10 hours for me. 1334 01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:58,320 Wait, you guys are you guys live in the same town? 1335 01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:01,760 Did you move? Strong what you have strong. 1336 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:02,680 Right now. What? 1337 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:06,280 Cronk. I'm in Minnesota dude. 1338 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:07,560 Oh. What? 1339 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,920 Am I high right now? What do you? 1340 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:19,160 Call. Sam Smith's playing that stupid 1341 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:26,800 clicking game all time. He has a binary trigger on his 1342 01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,720 on his no man. Is that a setting you can do, I 1343 01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:31,160 wonder? Probably. 1344 01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:33,800 If you have macro setup. Down click yeah. 1345 01:08:34,279 --> 01:08:37,399 Or you have like the turbo button on the cheap controllers. 1346 01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:39,279 Yeah, there you go. Yeah, you could. 1347 01:08:39,279 --> 01:08:41,319 It's five hours and one minute for me. 1348 01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:45,600 One sexy minute. Some of the nature in this place 1349 01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:48,439 looks ridonkulous. Looks like this looks like 1350 01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:49,560 Tennessee. It's like. 1351 01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:52,120 Cliffs and a half. It's only 3 1/2 hours for Alex. 1352 01:08:52,359 --> 01:08:54,160 Yeah. It's real similar to to 1353 01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:55,120 Tennessee. Super close you. 1354 01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:57,120 Can sleep. You can sleep in, sweetheart. 1355 01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:59,319 There's a lot. Of cliffs and stuff like that. 1356 01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:01,160 Well, I'm gonna get there before all y'all. 1357 01:09:02,359 --> 01:09:05,800 Yeah, so and then Danny has to be the one to check in. 1358 01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:09,880 So I'll be in the cabin already, though. 1359 01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:13,920 I'll have sweet talk to the front desk lady, but like, oh, I 1360 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,359 have surprises. And then there's going to be 1361 01:09:15,359 --> 01:09:18,640 like rose petals and the autumn pink like. 1362 01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:22,439 Me. No, even better. 1363 01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:23,600 It'd be like a. It'd be like a. 1364 01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,240 Married. You are a married man, You. 1365 01:09:26,319 --> 01:09:28,080 Can't do that this. Weekend. 1366 01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:30,520 I've been given permission this weekend to make it. 1367 01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:32,520 He's married, not. Buried, I'm telling. 1368 01:09:33,359 --> 01:09:36,520 Especially for Danny because he's going through a tough time 1369 01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:37,240 so. Yeah. 1370 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:38,040 All right. That's. 1371 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,080 Fair. I've been given permission, yes. 1372 01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:44,240 We end up walking up and he's just face down in the hot tub 1373 01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:48,399 floating Noah. He's already. 1374 01:09:48,399 --> 01:09:49,840 Old to heat on. Heroin. 1375 01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:55,400 Which, to be fair, it was only a thimble full, but that's all he 1376 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:59,120 needed. He's a small guy, yes. 1377 01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:03,800 Oh man, are we doing this next month, huh? 1378 01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:06,640 Are we doing this in November? What is next month is November. 1379 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:08,800 I can't November, let's do December. 1380 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:10,800 I can't do November. I'm going to Josh's wedding. 1381 01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:12,840 I'll Diane, that's true. Cantrell. 1382 01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:15,280 Cantrell. Yeah, he's getting married in 1383 01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:16,320 Tennessee. Nice. 1384 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:18,520 He's getting married, Yeah. To a man. 1385 01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:20,160 To a man. To a man, Jeez. 1386 01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:22,600 Yes. To a man, sure. 1387 01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:25,560 Okay, Josh. Cantrell, of all people. 1388 01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:29,040 Yeah. I I wouldn't believe you'd go 1389 01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:30,840 can you marry him being. Married to be a before. 1390 01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:33,200 He would marry a man. He was a better guy, wasn't he? 1391 01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:36,840 He lost like. He lost like 200. 1392 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:38,400 Back on he. Was his. 1393 01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,160 Name I like. I always kind of liked him. 1394 01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:44,800 He went from the beach beach ball to a deflated basketball. 1395 01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,560 That's funny thing need. Skin Surgery. 1396 01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:48,800 Kind of. No, He looks, Yeah. 1397 01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:51,360 I think he's good now. I think he looks good now. 1398 01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:53,720 Josh, if you end up listening to this, I don't think. 1399 01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:56,520 I need to lose about 50 lbs. Me too. 1400 01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:57,680 I'd be pretty happy with that. Oh. 1401 01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:59,680 Shut up. That's why 50. 1402 01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:02,720 Pounds so. I'm I'm consuming about like 1403 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:06,000 1000 calories a day and I'm working out. 1404 01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:09,720 I'm trying to get a nice nice big spot before the cruise in 1405 01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:11,480 May. I got some protein for you. 1406 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:16,000 High in fiber, too. Gonna be looking like Adonis out 1407 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,040 there. There you go. 1408 01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:20,080 Who's Adonis? Is that your new lover? 1409 01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:23,440 Well, no, no, that's what the that's what all the moms on the 1410 01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:25,840 Disney Cruise are gonna call me. Not yet, but. 1411 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:32,840 That's what I'm hoping. For all the moms on the You 1412 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:34,360 going on a Disney cruise? Yeah. 1413 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:37,720 Nice, that's cool. No shame, I've never been on a 1414 01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:39,280 cruise. It should be fun either. 1415 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:42,560 So it's. It's been, it's been a long 1416 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:47,520 time. I've been 11, so yeah, like 1417 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:51,800 almost 40 years. So if we do this trip in 1418 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,920 December, it's going to be like cold. 1419 01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,720 Not, not this year. It's supposed to be kind of 1420 01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:59,760 decently, decently warm out. Until we get there and it's. 1421 01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:04,520 Warm is in like. 40. Like probably like 50s. 1422 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:06,400 In December. Yeah. 1423 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,960 Well, mid-december is my wife's birthday. 1424 01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:11,960 OK, early December. Is that's why you go on a dude 1425 01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:12,640 trip. That's true. 1426 01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:13,480 Let's do. It for your birthday. 1427 01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:17,040 You go on a date trip and you leave your wife in peace without 1428 01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:17,280 you. It's. 1429 01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:20,880 A Sunday. Is it a Sunday? 1430 01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:24,120 Yeah, I hadn't looked at that. Part So what days are we going 1431 01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:25,600 to do it then? Like I'm fine with that. 1432 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:27,720 What day, what specific days are we going to do it? 1433 01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:29,080 I don't. Know yes Sunday. 1434 01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:32,280 Let's pull up the calendar. Let's plan this on the podcast. 1435 01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:36,920 Lenny would love to go. Yeah, Sunday is December 1st, 1436 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:38,000 right? Yeah. 1437 01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:41,680 Did Lenny get a bachelor? Party the 28th is Thanksgiving. 1438 01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:44,680 Yeah, so somebody's probably doing a Thanksgiving. 1439 01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:47,280 See a burrito. Actually got a burrito buddy. 1440 01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:51,600 What are you eating? Potato, shrimp and andouille OK 1441 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,800 and a nice pottery sauce. That doesn't that doesn't get me 1442 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:56,520 going, but I had, I had some. Chili. 1443 01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:59,240 Earlier I had some air fried. Chicken thighs. 1444 01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:01,760 Nice. Air Fryer. 1445 01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:03,040 Nice. I mean thighs. 1446 01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:07,240 They're juicier, they're tender. I'm willing to, I'm willing to 1447 01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:08,760 get a little bit more fat in my meat and. 1448 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:12,720 Paste you can come taste. My Eat something. 1449 01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:13,880 I need something. You will. 1450 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:15,720 Taste my. Meat, you say about your meat 1451 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:16,680 with fat. What? 1452 01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:21,000 I guess some people have to be into the bigger door. 1453 01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:22,080 That's fine. That's fine. 1454 01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:23,240 Well, you know, that's what you're. 1455 01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:24,640 Interested in the trip though, you know. 1456 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:27,720 I get what I get and I don't throw a fit. 1457 01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:32,040 That's a way. I'm the same way honestly. 1458 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:36,000 Like I've never been like much of A looks person. 1459 01:13:38,280 --> 01:13:41,440 I chase, I just chase. That's the chase was on. 1460 01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:43,640 Like I'm married now, so I retired midnight. 1461 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,400 But I. Dude I was just in the two. 1462 01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:46,800 Dark alleys to make sure they're safe. 1463 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:52,920 You're safe, Ron. You're safe, Ron. 1464 01:13:53,840 --> 01:13:54,480 That's. How I scream. 1465 01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:59,640 Just Ron, Ron, Ron. You're welcome, have a great 1466 01:13:59,640 --> 01:14:03,120 night. Stay safe out there, it's a 1467 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,040 dangerous. We're trying to do anything 1468 01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:06,040 wrong. We're like, you're really wrong. 1469 01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:07,960 Because I don't want to. I don't want to think that I'm 1470 01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:10,360 like, these are my size, you know, I'm big. 1471 01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:12,920 I don't want to think that I'm like scary. 1472 01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:14,640 So I wear this is a long black trench coat. 1473 01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:17,680 Yeah, I want to be furthest from naked as I can. 1474 01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:20,760 Well, and then, like, the beard, beard always, like, scares 1475 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,040 people. So I wear a mask. 1476 01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:24,120 Yeah. So that way they can't 1477 01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:27,320 discriminate on my skin. Color with a smiley with a :) on 1478 01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:31,320 it, yeah. Yeah, no, the big open, like a 1479 01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:32,440 big open mouth. Threatening. 1480 01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:35,680 So they look like I'm saying, hey, you're OK. 1481 01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:38,960 Yeah, like that. And it's white. 1482 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:43,600 I'm wearing all black. Usually I Rev power tools 1483 01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:46,560 because you know, the noise forwards off the silence of the 1484 01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:48,800 night. Yeah, it's all that way. 1485 01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:54,760 They're not as scared. Find the chainsaw. 1486 01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:58,240 It works a little louder. Yeah, yeah, I try. 1487 01:14:58,480 --> 01:15:01,000 And. Teach people it's public safety 1488 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,360 about chainsaws. So. 1489 01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:10,200 Oh man, why do I feel the whitest kids you know S type 1490 01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:13,360 skit coming on. We're going to do this when 1491 01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:16,760 we're up at the cabin. Why are you running? 1492 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:18,720 Stop. Running. 1493 01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:22,080 That's when the zombie apocalypse will hit. 1494 01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,920 That's one of the Because you know what we're going to do? 1495 01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,960 Mountain Dew and Ambien for real. 1496 01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:34,440 Yeah. I ate a pop brown in the way 1497 01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:35,960 here. Is this gonna affect anything? 1498 01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:38,000 No. Spying, man. 1499 01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:42,600 No, absolutely melting a little bit. 1500 01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:48,320 Man, that's perfect. Here's the thing about this trip 1501 01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:49,680 though. No eating smart. 1502 01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:52,160 We've got to have the best food every day. 1503 01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:55,280 You're topping BBQ. I don't. 1504 01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:57,440 I don't eat smart. I mean. 1505 01:15:57,440 --> 01:15:58,920 Like. Smart, I mean. 1506 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,960 I mean like don't count calories. 1507 01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:02,680 No, none of that. Yeah, you're. 1508 01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:07,200 Getting eating sweeties like eating things like smart food? 1509 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:10,000 What's that? What's that junk in a tub? 1510 01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:12,200 We want dessert. Margarine. 1511 01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:15,840 Like not eating margarine. You mean like you mean like junk 1512 01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:17,720 in the trunk? No, not junk in the. 1513 01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:19,040 Trunk junk in the. Tub. 1514 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:22,040 The stuff that insects won't even eat, like margarine, Don't 1515 01:16:22,040 --> 01:16:24,400 eat that. I eat that by the tub. 1516 01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:26,320 What do you mean? I. 1517 01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:29,840 Believe it's not butter? Don't eat that. 1518 01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:35,680 It turns to butter on. I eat it by the spoonful it. 1519 01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:38,320 Turns to. Plastic if you apply the right 1520 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:39,840 you. Call it a shame stick. 1521 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,520 Yeah, that could be said about a lot of things, though. 1522 01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:44,800 No, not really. Like plastic? 1523 01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:46,840 Yeah, like plastic I get my stick of. 1524 01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:48,720 Butter microplastics are in everything. 1525 01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:50,560 Why do I care? We're only going to eat 1526 01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:54,680 margarine and Walmart crafts American cheese. 1527 01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:58,360 And they go say, they say all those plastics. 1528 01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:00,440 Will make you sterile like I'm gonna do it. 1529 01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:02,360 Let's go. And we're only gonna drink 1530 01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:04,600 prime. Natures birth control. 1531 01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:08,880 I will never drink prime. No, why not? 1532 01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:11,000 I like prime. Good deal. 1533 01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:13,680 So we don't actually a little too sweet. 1534 01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:15,360 For me but. It is. 1535 01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:18,480 There's some of their flavors that are like, ridiculous, Yeah. 1536 01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:20,760 I don't drink bread. How do you How do you get that 1537 01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:23,120 sweet when you like? Don't have any sugar? 1538 01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:25,440 There's no sugar in it. That's not natural acid. 1539 01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:29,240 Yeah, no, citric acid isn't sweet corn syrup. 1540 01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:30,880 No, there's no corn chips for it. 1541 01:17:31,240 --> 01:17:34,480 Stevia. No, it's not Stevie. 1542 01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:37,960 Stevie has a very specific. Stop saying it's not anything 1543 01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:40,760 I'm suggesting I hate. You're suggesting. 1544 01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:42,960 Yeah. Well, I don't like you saying 1545 01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:44,080 that. It's technology. 1546 01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:46,280 It's understand. I think we filled a hot tub with 1547 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:49,720 egg and go buck miles and video it for you. 1548 01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:50,600 What? I'm saying. 1549 01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:54,200 Fill the hot tub up with eggnog. Now we're cooking. 1550 01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:56,080 Now we're cooking with gas. Sam now are. 1551 01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:57,760 You there with eggnog? Pumpkins. 1552 01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:01,840 Imagine the smell. Boil an eggnog. 1553 01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,200 Smell there's. No way I would get into. 1554 01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:07,080 That oh hot. Turtled. 1555 01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:10,720 Eggnog. Bubbling 1. 1556 01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:13,560 Bubbling on your teeth. 5 minutes. 1557 01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:16,280 You know what though? I just sink it, you know? 1558 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:17,720 What though? Say what? 1559 01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,520 You rolled off the smell with Cottage. 1560 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:22,040 Cheese. Actually, what about the small? 1561 01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:23,920 I bet that would feel amazing on the skin. 1562 01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:26,840 It for about 5 minutes until it heated up. 1563 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:31,000 You got to go in fresh. Hot eggnog, yeah. 1564 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:34,480 Yeah. Eggnog flavored. 1565 01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:36,920 Cottage cheese. Microwave your eggnog. 1566 01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:40,400 You know what actually, actually it would probably because of the 1567 01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:42,920 eggs, the egg content, it would probably turn into like a 1568 01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:45,720 custard and actually it would probably be rather delicious it. 1569 01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:48,040 Would probably solidify into a cement. 1570 01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:53,600 Like I'm gonna, I'm gonna. This Alex flavored like hot tub 1571 01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:54,840 is delicious. Oh, Alex. 1572 01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:59,000 Flavored. I could see where he was 1573 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,120 sitting. We see. 1574 01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:02,960 Alex in this for like 3. Hours are you? 1575 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:06,240 Are you equating? Alex Eggnog. 1576 01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:09,000 Are you equating Alex to like a Bay leaf? 1577 01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:10,880 Like is that what? Pretty much, yeah. 1578 01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:19,480 Biggest Bay leaf? If you think you think Alex, she 1579 01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:26,040 just drink more eggnog. The hell yeah Yeah. 1580 01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:29,960 I ran up to it. I'm like my slap against it, 1581 01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:33,400 like it's jello, just like. Caleb Big Wheel is jumps right 1582 01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:36,640 in. Yes. 1583 01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:40,080 And I look at Danny and they say they're gonna be delicious. 1584 01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,000 Later. Break and I'm just like laying 1585 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:45,040 on top like oh, that hurt that. Person you have. 1586 01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:47,880 A consistency. Of concrete, yeah. 1587 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:51,240 It's that liquid with that repels all force, yeah. 1588 01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:01,680 Like yeah, ooble. It's like baking soda or 1589 01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:02,840 something like that. It's a viscous. 1590 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,000 Solid. It's a viscous solid. 1591 01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:06,840 Yeah, military shows up and they commandeer it. 1592 01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:11,040 It's alive. The. 1593 01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:22,280 BLOB part 12/20/24. So Joey and just for you, I was 1594 01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:25,040 looking around the surrounding area, there are quite a few 1595 01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:27,560 restaurants in the surrounding towns, so. 1596 01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:29,720 Heck yeah. I just like good food. 1597 01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,400 I want to eat really good. So here's what dessert. 1598 01:20:32,720 --> 01:20:35,400 Here's what threw me off. There's this cheesecake called 1599 01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:38,320 Mario Brothers. So you hear you're of a 1600 01:20:38,320 --> 01:20:39,560 restaurant called Mario Brothers. 1601 01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:41,240 What kind of food do you think they sell? 1602 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:43,920 Italian. Italian, right? 1603 01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:45,600 You think Pizza you? Think Mommy. 1604 01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:47,600 Yeah, I would think. Yeah, I think. 1605 01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:49,160 Turtles. Mexican Food. 1606 01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:52,480 That was my second guess. And it looks it. 1607 01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:57,240 Looks fantastic for my food. You, you just like good food. 1608 01:20:57,240 --> 01:20:59,840 So my, my food's not good. What? 1609 01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:01,800 What? Yeah, I want to eat good. 1610 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:03,280 Food. We go somewhere and you like 1611 01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:05,640 good food and the food that I brought, yeah, that's not good. 1612 01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:07,520 No, I I like the food that you bring. 1613 01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:10,280 Yeah, it doesn't sound like it. I'm just saying I don't want to 1614 01:21:10,280 --> 01:21:13,640 count calories, I want to have good desserts bro. 1615 01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:15,480 When was the last time you counted a calories? 1616 01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:18,880 Right, the skinny guy over here. So I don't. 1617 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:22,360 Want to kill calories? When was the last time? 1618 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:25,160 You counted a calories. This is 0 calories I counted. 1619 01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:28,520 Good night. Well, so is this weird? 1620 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:31,960 So is this cup of coffee. This is 0 calories right here. 1621 01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:34,840 So is this. Yeah, the the porcelain. 1622 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:39,560 No coffee is 0 calories. I don't put crap in my coffee. 1623 01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:43,120 Oh, you don't drink it black? I drink my coffee like Jack 1624 01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:46,280 Wayne's drinks his coffee, black and strong. 1625 01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:50,440 I drink my coffee like that continent of Africa. 1626 01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:53,880 I don't it's non existent. With a lot of cream and sugar. 1627 01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:57,840 You mean you mean a? Lot of white trying to get in 1628 01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,600 and go crack. Yeah, yes, OK. 1629 01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:02,360 A lot of white trying to get in the black. 1630 01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:04,600 That's how I. Kind of get in black. 1631 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:08,360 Whoa. And we just enter the Cosby 1632 01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:11,200 Cosby Show. I feel sleepy. 1633 01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:13,520 Somebody put something in my coffee. 1634 01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:19,480 The jello pudding I. Like I like I like my coffee. 1635 01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:23,880 Like Riley Reed likes her movie, shoots a lot of black with. 1636 01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:25,640 Green. With cream. 1637 01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:30,800 No. Yucky. 1638 01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:35,120 All right. I put eggnog in my coffee. 1639 01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:37,800 Tis that time of year? Is it good? 1640 01:22:37,800 --> 01:22:40,000 It's that time of year. Yeah, eggnog in your coffee. 1641 01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:41,040 That'd be all right. Pretty good. 1642 01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:45,440 I'm not a hot coffee guy, you know, I don't think. 1643 01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:47,120 I don't think I'm not. Really a. 1644 01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:49,760 Big fan of any hot beverage. What? 1645 01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:50,960 I like tea. I know I like. 1646 01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:52,680 Hot tea. I hate tea. 1647 01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:55,040 I hate tea. It's always just hot water. 1648 01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:57,120 I'll take it cold, I'll take it hot. 1649 01:22:57,440 --> 01:22:59,120 I'll take it lukewarm. I'll drink it all. 1650 01:22:59,120 --> 01:23:01,600 I hate a hot beverage name. To me, a hot beverage, that's 1651 01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:03,280 good. A nice like Peach. 1652 01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:05,160 Hot chocolate. Cider. 1653 01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:08,520 Hot chocolate, yeah. Yeah, hot chocolate's just 1654 01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:10,440 Peach. It's just sugar. 1655 01:23:10,440 --> 01:23:11,520 I don't know. I don't like. 1656 01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:13,200 It it's chocolate. Yeah, it's. 1657 01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:14,520 Fair. It's chocolate milk. 1658 01:23:14,520 --> 01:23:17,520 But worn it hot. Coca-Cola. 1659 01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:19,320 Hey but I get it but I don't like it. 1660 01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:21,960 Hot you say? Hot Coca-Cola. 1661 01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:23,440 I did. Hot doctor. 1662 01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:30,560 Pepper Hot Kool-aid that's. For you, Yeah, yeah. 1663 01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:36,320 No, I've, I've, I've done hot Coke before, hot Coca-Cola. 1664 01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:38,440 I've done. Yeah, hot. 1665 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,120 Do you mental? Deficiency, OK. 1666 01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:45,640 I don't actually Sir, I think cute buds unlike you. 1667 01:23:46,200 --> 01:23:47,800 Wait. What's happening? 1668 01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:52,440 I like little boys. Yeah, you fried them off when 1669 01:23:52,440 --> 01:23:55,040 you heat it up your Coca-Cola in the microwave. 1670 01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:57,520 I like no Coca-Cola. That's good. 1671 01:23:57,920 --> 01:23:59,680 Yeah. That's a big Southern thing, the 1672 01:23:59,680 --> 01:24:01,480 peanuts and Coca-Cola. Then you got a snack and a 1673 01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:05,760 Coca-Cola. I'm not tried that, that seems 1674 01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:07,760 like everyone. Of you guys, the salty and the 1675 01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:10,760 sweet, The salty and the sweet. Yeah, that's not doing that 1676 01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:13,080 because it's good. Either way, for the peanuts and 1677 01:24:13,080 --> 01:24:15,120 the Coca-Cola. Have a chocolate covered pretzel 1678 01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:20,440 and shut up. Haven't you seen The Office? 1679 01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:24,320 Michael got everything on his. Yeah. 1680 01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:27,760 He like salty and sweet. It's all about the salty and 1681 01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:29,560 sweet. You got to put the chili on your 1682 01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:31,640 cinnamon roll every. Meal. 1683 01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:34,520 I make that's not salty and sweet, that's sweet. 1684 01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:36,640 Just coming to mess with your taste, that's true. 1685 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:38,760 That's true. Yes, do it. 1686 01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:41,920 I want my taste buds to think they went on an LSE. 1687 01:24:42,040 --> 01:24:44,840 Acid. Chili with hot Kool-aid and 1688 01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:47,960 coke. But I'm not going. 1689 01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:56,040 I'd rather get in that eggnog bath drink. 1690 01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:58,280 A hot eggnog. And then drink. 1691 01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:01,120 It I'm going to burn on that bath, I'll. 1692 01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:03,760 Try that first. And I'm going to try hot eggnog. 1693 01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:05,480 It's. Probably not that bad. 1694 01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:09,160 Don't tell you that. Eggnog with Maple Bourbon Eggnog 1695 01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:12,760 with Maple Bourbon is a noggin. I. 1696 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:14,680 Mean you've. I've made egg fudge. 1697 01:25:14,920 --> 01:25:16,920 You can cook with it. You made eggnog, fudge and a 1698 01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:18,840 cheesecake. Oh man, yeah, that's. 1699 01:25:18,840 --> 01:25:21,320 I made eggnog fudge from my homemade egg. 1700 01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:23,720 Yep. Oh, that's something I can do. 1701 01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:26,120 I don't really cook, but I can make homemade eggnog while we're 1702 01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:27,960 at the cabin. I think you guys like it. 1703 01:25:28,240 --> 01:25:30,640 I'll bring bourbon. You make homemade eggnog. 1704 01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:32,760 Yeah, yeah, it's not that all year round, bro. 1705 01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:35,200 Don't ask what the special ingredient is. 1706 01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:37,520 Yeah, don't ask. It requires. 1707 01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:40,360 A month long prep because you have to get your diet just 1708 01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:44,240 right. Drink eggnog for a month a. 1709 01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:50,080 Lot of pineapple. I knew I. 1710 01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:52,400 Shouldn't have that asparagus. Casserole. 1711 01:25:54,600 --> 01:26:01,240 Dang. It it's OK, there's a certain 1712 01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:03,280 percentage of the population that won't even notice. 1713 01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:06,400 That's true. Oh man. 1714 01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:10,080 I would notice. No, you wouldn't. 1715 01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:12,480 I've already served it too. You didn't know a thing. 1716 01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:14,320 Yeah, you're right. You begged for more. 1717 01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:16,560 You're like, yes, I love. This he knew. 1718 01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:17,800 That's why he asked for more. I'm. 1719 01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:20,520 Making it weird. Yeah, that's really weird. 1720 01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:21,520 You made it. Weird. 1721 01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:26,560 Sorry, that's. Kind of good guy, more my 1722 01:26:26,560 --> 01:26:27,640 guilty. Pleasures. 1723 01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:32,120 OK, don't dog me. Give me about 48 hours, I got to 1724 01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:36,200 go rehydrate. Jeezy, Pete. 1725 01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:41,440 Listeners, if you're lost, we are too. 1726 01:26:41,440 --> 01:26:44,400 We're just saying stuff now. Yeah, honestly, at this point, 1727 01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:47,600 yeah, we didn't even like, we didn't even go to the the, the 1728 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:51,040 cosmic latrine or bar or whatever it is. 1729 01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:52,960 That's why I asked earlier if we were getting. 1730 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:54,840 Drunk tonight. Nah, I was ready. 1731 01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:56,000 I was ready to get drunk tonight. 1732 01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:58,120 Nah. That would be a waste. 1733 01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:00,200 I'll wait till I'm DM ING again. I'll get drunk. 1734 01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:03,040 Nah, it's not good for you. It's kind of fun though. 1735 01:27:04,360 --> 01:27:06,120 I mean it. Didn't help you last week, we 1736 01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:07,960 get. Unfair buffs, so. 1737 01:27:08,400 --> 01:27:10,880 It's pretty very fun. And then we're told that we're 1738 01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:12,360 not going to be able to use them. 1739 01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:18,000 You can use them, but I don't know what I'm going to do about 1740 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,280 Cheddar's 500 temporary health and double damage and double 1741 01:27:21,280 --> 01:27:22,240 stats. Right. 1742 01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:26,560 An advantage roll on everything. I listened back to that and I 1743 01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:28,680 was like, oh, what did I just say? 1744 01:27:28,680 --> 01:27:31,440 Joke. I didn't know you were serious. 1745 01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:35,040 I kind of got that whatever that thing that that, that an 1746 01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:36,680 instrument or something. Crap. 1747 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:39,480 You know, it's a, you know, it's a quality game when the, when 1748 01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:42,440 the Dungeon Master has to go back and listen and go, oh, I 1749 01:27:42,440 --> 01:27:44,520 did say that. Crap. 1750 01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:48,200 Uh oh. Wow, it's going. 1751 01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:55,360 To be 40s all December. Yeah, buddy, that's a very 1752 01:27:55,360 --> 01:27:58,680 balmy, nice December. I'm so happy about that. 1753 01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,920 So happy. Me too, wear my Carhartt hoodie 1754 01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:04,720 and be fine. It's amazing. 1755 01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:08,080 You know how many? Till February is. 1756 01:28:08,080 --> 01:28:10,240 You know how many cute sweaters I'm going to get a try on? 1757 01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:12,200 I want to wear some cute sweaters too. 1758 01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:14,600 As many as I am, I can get color suggestions. 1759 01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:16,400 And I'm going to cut off. I got like a I'm not. 1760 01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:18,160 Going to wear nothing. Cut off studies. 1761 01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:20,720 Crop Top. Hoodies. 1762 01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:23,000 I want some crop tops. I want some crop hoodies. 1763 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,320 So bad get. A crop hoodie. 1764 01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:27,760 That's my I've got. I'm going to rock them. 1765 01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:29,160 Thank you silly. Just you. 1766 01:28:29,160 --> 01:28:32,560 I've got a I've got a really cute hooded cardigan that I like 1767 01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:35,800 to wear. I don't have cardigans, they 1768 01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:37,600 don't suit me. No, that's fair. 1769 01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:40,360 When I when I went. There's a certain way to pull 1770 01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:43,560 them off without. The Mr. Rogers Cardigan makes me 1771 01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:47,840 look like a serial rapist. Well, I hate, I hate to tell you 1772 01:28:47,840 --> 01:28:50,960 this, Joe, but. What I look like that in 1773 01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:52,880 anything? According to the evidence, 1774 01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:54,560 you're. That's not so. 1775 01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:55,760 That's not. Fair. 1776 01:28:56,080 --> 01:28:58,080 No, the evidence says you're guilty. 1777 01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:01,960 That's never been substantiated. Well, I'm just building a case 1778 01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:05,400 against you. Against you. 1779 01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:08,360 I know you were my first, second, third and 4th and 5th, 1780 01:29:08,360 --> 01:29:13,600 but still. We're at the cabin. 1781 01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:14,720 I'll just end up pulling a radio. 1782 01:29:14,720 --> 01:29:16,640 I'm like, all right, boys, we got enough moving. 1783 01:29:16,640 --> 01:29:18,800 Actually, I've only ever had one victim. 1784 01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:21,720 Nice. Come to think. 1785 01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:23,240 Of it, it's just yourself. It's been you. 1786 01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:28,520 Yeah. So what he does is he sits on 1787 01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:32,480 his hand for an hour and a half and it's his left hand at that, 1788 01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:35,600 and it's like it's a total stranger. 1789 01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:37,200 Oh no, please don't. Oh. 1790 01:29:37,200 --> 01:29:40,640 No. Stop, stop. 1791 01:29:40,640 --> 01:29:41,680 Who's this? Who's that? 1792 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:45,280 Man. Who's that? 1793 01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:51,880 What's going on? I don't know. 1794 01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:54,000 Brain rot. I just can't wear. 1795 01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:56,000 I just said I can't wear a card again. 1796 01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:57,760 Well. That's why. 1797 01:29:58,080 --> 01:29:59,920 At this point, we're all just kind of getting together and 1798 01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:01,440 talking. I don't think anybody else is 1799 01:30:01,440 --> 01:30:04,760 going to listen. No, they shouldn't. 1800 01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:07,920 If they do, they're just as crazy as us, although there's 1801 01:30:07,920 --> 01:30:10,440 plenty so. After the Vietnam episode, it's 1802 01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:13,120 all been downhill. Yeah, maybe you should take that 1803 01:30:13,120 --> 01:30:16,400 down. I don't know, maybe your friend 1804 01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:18,160 gave us a one star review because of it. 1805 01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:19,320 So. Really. 1806 01:30:19,760 --> 01:30:22,240 Yep, sure did. Sure did. 1807 01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:23,840 Was not that. Bad. 1808 01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:26,440 It's pretty bad, apparently. Is it? 1809 01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:29,520 Yeah. I haven't listened to it, but it 1810 01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:32,000 doesn't surprise me honestly. I'll take it down and put it on 1811 01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:34,120 the Patreon. You have to pay for it. 1812 01:30:34,440 --> 01:30:37,000 Yeah, people are too simple. You need. 1813 01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:38,000 To tell people. To stop being. 1814 01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:40,080 Sensitive. It's not our only fans. 1815 01:30:40,280 --> 01:30:42,000 This thing you have to pay for the racism. 1816 01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:44,240 All of this offends me and I'm still with you guys. 1817 01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:48,320 True, yeah. Yeah, I'm not easily offended, 1818 01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:52,040 but that comes from being 3 foot tall my whole life, so that 1819 01:30:52,040 --> 01:30:53,640 helps. Yeah, that makes sense. 1820 01:30:53,880 --> 01:30:55,600 You're like 3 1/2 feet tall though. 1821 01:30:55,600 --> 01:30:59,480 He's 4 foot Measured in Measured in. 1822 01:30:59,480 --> 01:31:02,760 No, no, not not my no not there Joe. 1823 01:31:02,760 --> 01:31:05,600 I'm talking my overall height 0. Gee. 1824 01:31:06,960 --> 01:31:10,760 Oh, is that what they meant by wingspan? 1825 01:31:11,720 --> 01:31:15,520 Yeah, yeah. Actually, my wings, my wingspan 1826 01:31:15,520 --> 01:31:20,080 is 5 feet 6 inches. I got it all wrong. 1827 01:31:22,360 --> 01:31:26,160 That explains a lot. Yeah, you beat you beat Lenny 1828 01:31:26,160 --> 01:31:30,120 for Grill Arms and. I've got I've got a crazy reach. 1829 01:31:30,480 --> 01:31:34,800 And he's got he's like 6 I think he's 61 but his his wingspan is 1830 01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:37,560 6/3 or 6/4. Your wingspan is supposed to be 1831 01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:40,520 the same as your as your height. Right. 1832 01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:44,600 My wingspan is 5 foot six or five foot 7 and I'm 5 foot tall 1833 01:31:44,840 --> 01:31:46,120 so. Really. 1834 01:31:46,480 --> 01:31:48,880 You have wings to your arms too? You're actually. 5 foot. 1835 01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:51,320 My wingspan is 6. Nice. 1836 01:31:51,920 --> 01:31:53,240 Really. And 6:00. 1837 01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:54,840 Like 3. Inch long. 1838 01:31:55,240 --> 01:31:58,200 Everybody's got longer arms. I feel like I got stubby arms. 1839 01:31:58,320 --> 01:31:59,320 My right I. Don't know what my wings. 1840 01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:02,040 He do. Joe's wingspan is 3 feet and 1841 01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:12,960 he's 5 foot 10 like. T Rex, it's amazing. 1842 01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:14,720 I can't. Make it I. 1843 01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:20,080 Got an? Arm you can reach that's. 1844 01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:23,280 Not bad. What? 1845 01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:26,400 That's not bad. At that that place, just the 1846 01:32:26,400 --> 01:32:32,960 price for it 260 11/11/50 for four nights. 1847 01:32:33,640 --> 01:32:36,440 Oh yeah. Yeah, that's not bad, not great, 1848 01:32:36,440 --> 01:32:38,720 but. With what nights are we doing 1849 01:32:39,120 --> 01:32:41,760 this? I just select the 1st to the 4th 1850 01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:44,080 it. Shows which is what date? 1851 01:32:44,080 --> 01:32:44,800 What dates? Sunday. 1852 01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:47,960 Through Thursday, who couldn't do December 1st? 1853 01:32:49,160 --> 01:32:50,120 Didn't somebody say that because. 1854 01:32:50,120 --> 01:32:53,680 Just what I selected I don't I. Didn't I? 1855 01:32:53,680 --> 01:32:56,560 Can't do it that soon because I'm going to be out of town the 1856 01:32:56,560 --> 01:32:57,160 30th? Yeah. 1857 01:32:57,160 --> 01:32:59,960 Was that for Josh's wedding? You have the least amount of 1858 01:32:59,960 --> 01:33:02,080 distance, you suck it. Up, I know. 1859 01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:04,520 You can do. It I still have to work and I'm 1860 01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:07,600 going to do it vacation. So you're going to do it and 1861 01:33:07,600 --> 01:33:08,320 you're going to like it. I. 1862 01:33:08,640 --> 01:33:09,600 Don't know what you want from me? 1863 01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:12,280 You want me to take my my clothes off and just beg? 1864 01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:14,400 Yep. Well, we'll save it for the 1865 01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:16,040 cabin, but that could be a possibility. 1866 01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:35,840 I mean, if you're real tech savvy, you just hit print screen 1867 01:33:35,840 --> 01:33:37,240 He's. Like watching the video later, 1868 01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:38,760 he's like, yeah, I can't see anything. 1869 01:33:38,760 --> 01:33:44,760 It's weird. I get, I get my lotion out and I 1870 01:33:44,760 --> 01:33:47,720 get my out. Is. 1871 01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:50,120 That a tour pumper. Is that a tooth sock? 1872 01:33:52,120 --> 01:33:53,800 You know. It's a knee high. 1873 01:33:57,800 --> 01:34:07,040 Oh, the magnum of socks. Good. 1874 01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:10,120 I'm not going to say anything crude, but my feet are barely 1875 01:34:10,120 --> 01:34:17,400 average sized. Help us. 1876 01:34:18,280 --> 01:34:19,920 That's good. That's what it says in my Tinder 1877 01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:22,360 profile. I have extremely large feet. 1878 01:34:24,760 --> 01:34:26,760 The magnum of Where's the Magnum of socks? 1879 01:34:26,760 --> 01:34:31,200 Where's the Magnum? I'm known, Oh my soul. 1880 01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:34,480 Those are socks, Magnums, those. Are those are thigh highs? 1881 01:34:34,720 --> 01:34:35,640 Oh. Eye high. 1882 01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:37,080 I'm known as. Bigfoot. 1883 01:34:38,520 --> 01:34:41,000 That's what the goth, the goth babes all wear. 1884 01:34:41,360 --> 01:34:43,000 Cheese. Mammy. 1885 01:34:43,400 --> 01:34:47,760 It's so long. So that's the same thing I say. 1886 01:34:47,760 --> 01:34:49,880 Joe, Mommy. Mammy. 1887 01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:54,720 Step on me. My leg hair gets intertwined in 1888 01:34:54,720 --> 01:34:57,520 the in the thigh highs. It's it's no fun. 1889 01:34:57,760 --> 01:35:00,880 It feels really nice after you've just shaved your legs. 1890 01:35:01,480 --> 01:35:03,120 Never done it. No, don't know. 1891 01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:04,600 No. Try it, it feels really good. 1892 01:35:05,240 --> 01:35:11,680 I just RIP them off with waxed. At home wax waxing kit. 1893 01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:15,960 Yeah, no, waxing sucks. No, especially don't ever wax 1894 01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:17,080 your facial hair. So. 1895 01:35:17,640 --> 01:35:19,000 You're smoother. Longer though. 1896 01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:20,600 So if. You're a real man. 1897 01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:23,160 If you're a real man, you don't even use a razor. 1898 01:35:24,280 --> 01:35:28,880 It's really red and beet red. You look like a lobster just 1899 01:35:28,880 --> 01:35:32,720 being boiled after waxing. I don't think, I don't think I, 1900 01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:34,520 I don't think I'm a real man. I'm sorry. 1901 01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:39,640 I use I use Dragon's breath rounds on my shotgun to shave 1902 01:35:39,640 --> 01:35:42,840 my. Yeah, you gotta get it just. 1903 01:35:42,840 --> 01:35:44,960 Righter, it's lights out. Sounds. 1904 01:35:45,480 --> 01:35:49,160 That sounds expensive, but only slightly more expensive than a 1905 01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:55,400 normal razor. Only. $37 for a three. 1906 01:35:55,400 --> 01:35:58,560 Pack is the is the prosthetic that I get. 1907 01:36:04,160 --> 01:36:06,280 Oh, you were just. That's fine. 1908 01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:09,280 I. Mean if if you get drunk enough 1909 01:36:09,280 --> 01:36:10,640 the liquor, I'll tell you where to aim. 1910 01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:12,280 You don't have to worry about message. 1911 01:36:12,280 --> 01:36:14,200 True. Rule the 20. 1912 01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:16,200 That's. True, you got to. 1913 01:36:18,400 --> 01:36:19,640 You got to Rico. Say it. 1914 01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:22,520 Though I'm going to put. My leg right here. 1915 01:36:23,040 --> 01:36:24,840 I'm going to shoot right here. Hey. 1916 01:36:25,440 --> 01:36:30,480 Hey, Jim. Jim, shoot over right there, OK. 1917 01:36:35,160 --> 01:36:38,040 Oh man, I thought you're talking about shaving your face. 1918 01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:45,640 Of course, for both. You just shape from the inside 1919 01:36:45,640 --> 01:36:47,720 of the cheek. Yeah, just take a little off the 1920 01:36:47,720 --> 01:36:50,480 top. Speaking of shaving the inside 1921 01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:56,760 of the cheek, who's tried that? Nair Nair is someone's best 1922 01:36:56,760 --> 01:36:59,480 friend. That's no, I would never know 1923 01:36:59,480 --> 01:37:01,120 the inside. You gargle it. 1924 01:37:01,480 --> 01:37:06,080 Yeah, you. Know it's just like drinking 1925 01:37:06,080 --> 01:37:09,640 bleach. You know it's bleach every 1926 01:37:09,640 --> 01:37:11,160 morning. And it just am I. 1927 01:37:11,800 --> 01:37:13,920 It buries, but none of my teeth are mine either. 1928 01:37:15,080 --> 01:37:17,240 Is there supposed to be that much blood when I spit out I 1929 01:37:17,240 --> 01:37:21,640 taste pennies? There's all my teeth. 1930 01:37:22,120 --> 01:37:24,760 Oh man, what was that from? There was an episode we were did 1931 01:37:24,760 --> 01:37:26,600 we did? I kept saying I smell pennies. 1932 01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:28,200 I don't remember what that was now. 1933 01:37:28,680 --> 01:37:31,160 I don't know. Oh yeah, it was a reason. 1934 01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:33,360 No, it's like taking a fingernail Clipper though to 1935 01:37:33,360 --> 01:37:34,880 your teeth. Oh. 1936 01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:36,120 Yeah, I don't think you're supposed. 1937 01:37:36,120 --> 01:37:38,200 To do that, yeah, get that feeling out of your mouth real 1938 01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,320 quick. No. 1939 01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:43,840 Yeah. Get that? 1940 01:37:44,120 --> 01:37:45,960 Feeling out of your mouth Get. The. 1941 01:37:46,080 --> 01:37:47,080 Feeling. I can feel it's. 1942 01:37:48,120 --> 01:37:49,040 There, Yeah, yeah. Feel like. 1943 01:37:50,080 --> 01:37:50,680 He's like. Crying. 1944 01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:55,000 He's on a chalkboard that's. Terrible. 1945 01:37:55,160 --> 01:37:56,600 I think. You. 1946 01:37:57,440 --> 01:37:58,560 Do it. He's gonna do it. 1947 01:37:58,560 --> 01:38:01,200 I wanna do. It Oh no, no, you don't want 1948 01:38:01,200 --> 01:38:02,600 that. You don't want that. 1949 01:38:03,560 --> 01:38:06,200 I don't know what, I don't know who slipped what. 1950 01:38:06,200 --> 01:38:08,200 And you're alcohol. I'm pretty sure alcohol by 1951 01:38:08,200 --> 01:38:10,280 itself will make you do that. No. 1952 01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:12,320 That's not working to the Chinese. 1953 01:38:12,520 --> 01:38:15,040 When they paratroop in, I want to capture one of them. 1954 01:38:15,040 --> 01:38:17,560 That's the first move. Clippers on the teeth. 1955 01:38:17,960 --> 01:38:19,800 I'll drink my bourbon straight boy. 1956 01:38:20,800 --> 01:38:25,560 Most people go for fingernails or toenail fingernail Clippers 1957 01:38:25,560 --> 01:38:27,520 on teeth. I think you're think it's about 1958 01:38:27,560 --> 01:38:29,960 just ball up some, you and me. Aluminum. 1959 01:38:30,200 --> 01:38:32,880 And just put it in their mouth, make them chew on it. 1960 01:38:34,200 --> 01:38:35,480 What is it? Uppercut. 1961 01:38:35,480 --> 01:38:36,520 Aluminum Point. Me. 1962 01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:41,720 Looking all efficient. The first clip. 1963 01:38:41,720 --> 01:38:43,880 With those fingernail tip Clippers on their teeth. 1964 01:38:47,880 --> 01:38:50,680 OK, so I don't have any fillings. 1965 01:38:51,200 --> 01:38:54,440 I have no fillings in my mouth, but I have a retainer that was 1966 01:38:54,440 --> 01:38:57,760 only supposed to be in for three years and it's been in for about 1967 01:38:57,760 --> 01:39:03,480 40, 40 years now, 3035 years. Yes. 1968 01:39:03,880 --> 01:39:07,080 Yeah, get get those popsicle sticks, like those wooden ones 1969 01:39:07,320 --> 01:39:09,840 and slide it against their teeth along the grain. 1970 01:39:10,440 --> 01:39:14,760 So that's always waking me out. What is wrong with you? 1971 01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:19,000 Are you a torture expert? Were you trained as ACIA 1972 01:39:19,000 --> 01:39:21,280 operative and I? Did some sandpaper on the front 1973 01:39:21,280 --> 01:39:26,600 2 teeth and just. Dear God in heaven, if I ever. 1974 01:39:26,600 --> 01:39:30,720 Need nuts? That's the classic. 1975 01:39:31,080 --> 01:39:34,200 If I, if I, if I ever need to like, you know, torture someone 1976 01:39:34,200 --> 01:39:36,280 for information, I'm calling you guys like that's. 1977 01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:38,520 It you could get one with their teeth. 1978 01:39:38,560 --> 01:39:41,520 I mean, if you want to do it the easy way, like, you know, 1979 01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:43,560 without thinking about it, just get a sounding rod. 1980 01:39:44,080 --> 01:39:47,320 A sounding rod. A sounding rod a. 1981 01:39:47,320 --> 01:39:51,040 Little Bing. Yeah, a tuning fork. 1982 01:39:51,520 --> 01:39:55,240 No, no sounding rod. The other kind of sounding. 1983 01:39:55,880 --> 01:39:59,920 Yeah, the other kind of sounding where you shove it up, you shove 1984 01:39:59,920 --> 01:40:02,560 it up the peepee. Urethra. 1985 01:40:03,200 --> 01:40:04,920 Yeah, look about it's a medical. Procedure. 1986 01:40:05,520 --> 01:40:06,600 What, what? What? 1987 01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:10,480 Like a pooping plan. Yeah, it's not an exit only 1988 01:40:11,160 --> 01:40:15,240 turns out spoilers. Okay, so I type in sound. 1989 01:40:15,240 --> 01:40:19,760 Okay get this listeners, I type in sounding rod into Google, 1990 01:40:19,760 --> 01:40:22,560 right? First one to come up is 1991 01:40:22,560 --> 01:40:26,440 Amazon.com. Every pleasure known sounding 1992 01:40:26,440 --> 01:40:28,600 rod 8 inches long. Yeah. 1993 01:40:29,560 --> 01:40:31,760 I'm yeah, it's no, it's a fetish thing. 1994 01:40:32,120 --> 01:40:34,280 Here's God in heaven so. We're going to get him to tell 1995 01:40:34,280 --> 01:40:35,520 us information because we're I'm. 1996 01:40:35,520 --> 01:40:36,280 Sorry. Pleasure. 1997 01:40:36,280 --> 01:40:38,320 What? I'm sorry. 1998 01:40:38,320 --> 01:40:39,200 What? Do it. 1999 01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,880 Again, no do. It again please. 2000 01:40:42,280 --> 01:40:47,080 No, I'll tell you everything. So there is the sounding rod. 2001 01:40:47,200 --> 01:40:49,360 OK, I I am. Hold on. 2002 01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:51,640 I don't link you. Might want to delete your search 2003 01:40:51,640 --> 01:40:52,280 I. Think Hang. 2004 01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:55,080 On I think. Squirmy. 2005 01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:59,320 Okay, listeners, listeners. Don't look. 2006 01:40:59,320 --> 01:41:02,520 This up unless if you're not squeamish or if you are, don't 2007 01:41:02,520 --> 01:41:04,000 look so if you are, squeeze that's. 2008 01:41:04,160 --> 01:41:08,200 Like beads too. So I'm sending this to me. 2009 01:41:09,200 --> 01:41:11,000 They have like, they have like beads as well. 2010 01:41:11,320 --> 01:41:14,520 But there's there's a sounding rod with like a satanic like 2011 01:41:14,800 --> 01:41:18,640 like skull on it and that's. No. 2012 01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:21,800 What are you doing with that? Oh, it's ripped for. 2013 01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:24,000 His pleasure having. Food they're. 2014 01:41:24,320 --> 01:41:25,680 Doing with that, no. That is. 2015 01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:28,080 No. Listen. 2016 01:41:28,080 --> 01:41:30,560 Here no. Listen here, Mr. Chinaman. 2017 01:41:31,480 --> 01:41:33,440 You're going to take. This thing all the way up, 2018 01:41:34,160 --> 01:41:35,840 you're going to the. Braces school. 2019 01:41:38,520 --> 01:41:42,560 Tell me where you're going to tell me quick. 2020 01:41:44,360 --> 01:41:46,840 You know disappointed in you that you know what a sounding 2021 01:41:46,840 --> 01:41:48,480 rod is. If you don't tell. 2022 01:41:48,480 --> 01:41:50,240 Me, what I want to know fast enough. 2023 01:41:50,280 --> 01:41:52,800 I'm a grip that horns. I'm just going to pull it like a 2024 01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:57,760 RIP cord. Devil. 2025 01:41:58,120 --> 01:42:00,320 Is it gonna be Beyblades? Like the 90s? 2026 01:42:02,560 --> 01:42:07,400 I mean, I've heard, I've heard stories where there's like in 2027 01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:10,200 high school, you get those people who are like, so furry 2028 01:42:10,200 --> 01:42:13,840 that they wear like the tails, but they have nails that are 2029 01:42:13,840 --> 01:42:15,080 butt plugs. Yeah. 2030 01:42:15,520 --> 01:42:18,680 And I've heard someone told a story where they had someone in 2031 01:42:18,680 --> 01:42:20,520 their school that would wear that like every day. 2032 01:42:20,520 --> 01:42:25,800 And as a prank, they just pulled it out one day and just exploded 2033 01:42:25,800 --> 01:42:30,360 the inside of their pants. Guys, look at this image after 2034 01:42:30,360 --> 01:42:35,160 those images no. No, no, no, I have. 2035 01:42:35,520 --> 01:42:37,640 A bunch of those. I have a bunch of those. 2036 01:42:38,160 --> 01:42:40,320 I have a bunch of. Those now that is. 2037 01:42:40,680 --> 01:42:43,840 How you torture and listener? We're going to go outside every 2038 01:42:43,840 --> 01:42:45,960 minute that you don't tell me what I want to hear. 2039 01:42:47,400 --> 01:42:52,120 Talking in the spirit of sounding, I posted a picture of 2040 01:42:52,120 --> 01:43:01,440 metal pipe cleaners. From about 2cm on up. 2041 01:43:01,480 --> 01:43:02,720 To a big inch. And a half. 2042 01:43:03,400 --> 01:43:04,680 Yeah, they're for cleaning your. Gun. 2043 01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:09,080 All right, all right. I'm telling you what, I'm sorry, 2044 01:43:09,200 --> 01:43:13,040 I love all of you, OK? But if somebody pulled one of 2045 01:43:13,040 --> 01:43:16,080 those out and said tell me what I want to know or I'm going to 2046 01:43:16,080 --> 01:43:18,840 use this and I would say, all right, is it that you want to 2047 01:43:18,840 --> 01:43:19,360 know? I'll. 2048 01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:26,040 Through the other chair. If he doesn't tell you, I will 2049 01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:27,360 tell. Just tell. 2050 01:43:29,120 --> 01:43:32,920 I'll tell you everything. I don't care what it is. 2051 01:43:33,840 --> 01:43:34,840 I don't care what it is. I'll. 2052 01:43:34,840 --> 01:43:37,040 Lie to you if. You want I'll lie to you right 2053 01:43:37,040 --> 01:43:40,480 now. Oh my dear. 2054 01:43:40,840 --> 01:43:43,040 How in the world could this be a fit? 2055 01:43:43,360 --> 01:43:47,480 Like, I know. Oh dear Lord, no. 2056 01:43:48,120 --> 01:43:51,920 These are anchors. These are anchors. 2057 01:43:51,960 --> 01:43:56,920 No, you don't. Oh man, we're, you know, China 2058 01:43:56,920 --> 01:43:59,240 thinks that they're so big and bad and they got a million men 2059 01:43:59,240 --> 01:44:02,000 in their army. I just need 4 rednecks 01 2060 01:44:02,000 --> 01:44:04,640 Chinaman down and do that too. This is true. 2061 01:44:05,720 --> 01:44:08,280 This is true. I'll win the whole world by 2062 01:44:08,320 --> 01:44:10,440 myself. Oh my. 2063 01:44:15,640 --> 01:44:17,160 Goodness. Not. 2064 01:44:17,240 --> 01:44:20,400 Wait for Sunny hears about this. Oh yeah, that's for a. 2065 01:44:20,400 --> 01:44:23,160 While well. It's supposed to be for. 2066 01:44:23,160 --> 01:44:25,200 Anymore. Not anymore. 2067 01:44:25,840 --> 01:44:27,760 Not when I've done when there won't be. 2068 01:44:28,480 --> 01:44:33,960 Oh dear Lord, no. Wonder how much the penis will. 2069 01:44:34,040 --> 01:44:36,240 Stretch I'm. About to find out. 2070 01:44:37,440 --> 01:44:41,640 Oh, you'd be surprised. Oh no, you're no, you're wrong 2071 01:44:41,640 --> 01:44:44,320 actually about that. I I honestly really wouldn't be 2072 01:44:44,320 --> 01:44:45,800 surprised anymore learning about. 2073 01:44:45,880 --> 01:44:48,360 This they could probably they could probably fit the largest, 2074 01:44:48,600 --> 01:44:50,400 the largest pipe cleaner in there. 2075 01:44:50,960 --> 01:44:53,440 This is this is this. Is the end of knowing all 2076 01:44:53,440 --> 01:44:57,120 things, you know, like this is the end. 2077 01:44:57,120 --> 01:45:00,520 This is this is the end of it, right? 2078 01:45:00,720 --> 01:45:01,960 That's basically what would happen. 2079 01:45:02,120 --> 01:45:03,880 Blowing up? What? 2080 01:45:03,880 --> 01:45:05,240 It looks like you're going to bleed out. 2081 01:45:05,760 --> 01:45:08,040 That's for you. Oh, God. 2082 01:45:08,160 --> 01:45:10,040 It's all right. I got another one too. 2083 01:45:11,360 --> 01:45:13,600 Yeah, that's what you do. You get 2 of them and they're 2084 01:45:13,600 --> 01:45:15,480 facing each other, and you just do it to one of them the whole 2085 01:45:15,480 --> 01:45:16,840 time. The other guy. 2086 01:45:16,840 --> 01:45:18,720 I'll tell you what you want to know. 2087 01:45:18,720 --> 01:45:22,200 Here God in heaven save us all. Good night. 2088 01:45:24,200 --> 01:45:26,560 Hey. Hey, Biden. 2089 01:45:26,560 --> 01:45:29,000 Hey, Biden, sign me up. I'll run Guantanamo for you. 2090 01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:31,640 What do you want to know? There's a set. 2091 01:45:32,080 --> 01:45:33,960 The things I would do to avoid that. 2092 01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:36,000 Waterboarding. You think that works? 2093 01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:38,360 No man things you. Could. 2094 01:45:38,640 --> 01:45:40,840 Sound play. The things you could make me. 2095 01:45:40,840 --> 01:45:43,440 Do you mean I mean? A fingernail Clipper and I got 2096 01:45:43,440 --> 01:45:47,000 some sounding. The lengths I would go, what is 2097 01:45:47,000 --> 01:45:48,320 that? That's a grape. 2098 01:45:49,080 --> 01:45:51,720 Oh, that's fine. That's not a grape, that's. 2099 01:45:52,320 --> 01:45:54,480 A grape Grape surgery on a. Grape it didn't you? 2100 01:45:54,800 --> 01:45:56,560 That's a robot doing surgery on a grape. 2101 01:45:57,400 --> 01:45:59,640 I don't know why it's a GIF, but I like. 2102 01:45:59,640 --> 01:46:03,480 How I like how the look on dad's face as he looks at that and 2103 01:46:03,480 --> 01:46:07,880 then like the. Explosion by his green screen 2104 01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:09,360 effect mind. Blown. 2105 01:46:10,680 --> 01:46:15,360 I was scared for a minute. And Cheddar's going to see 2106 01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:17,520 these. He'd be like, what did I miss? 2107 01:46:17,520 --> 01:46:18,760 What? Did I miss? 2108 01:46:18,960 --> 01:46:21,720 Yeah, no doubt. Well, I'm too busy looking at 2109 01:46:21,720 --> 01:46:23,960 this. Every search, every pleasure 2110 01:46:23,960 --> 01:46:27,680 known sounding rod that's 8 inches long and 12mm wide 2111 01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:30,040 that's. 50 How many? How many are in your cart? 2112 01:46:30,160 --> 01:46:35,040 How many are in your cart? Yeah, not A1, not any of them. 2113 01:46:35,400 --> 01:46:37,760 That's a good deal in. Fact I've I have hacked into 2114 01:46:37,760 --> 01:46:41,360 Amazon system systems and I have deleted them all. 2115 01:46:41,720 --> 01:46:44,960 So there is a medical reason why you would want this. 2116 01:46:45,040 --> 01:46:48,440 No, there's no medical reason why no to no. 2117 01:46:48,880 --> 01:46:51,080 What's it called? What do you think a catheter is? 2118 01:46:51,480 --> 01:46:55,080 No, I well, I know that. I know what a cat this is not. 2119 01:46:55,120 --> 01:46:57,880 They'll try to dilate your urethra and they'll use these 2120 01:46:57,880 --> 01:47:01,240 sounding devices. For the for stones. 2121 01:47:02,480 --> 01:47:03,880 Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. 2122 01:47:04,160 --> 01:47:05,760 Give me the. Pipe cleaner and get it over 2123 01:47:05,760 --> 01:47:07,000 with. Yeah, send me. 2124 01:47:07,080 --> 01:47:08,080 I would. Grab it. 2125 01:47:09,160 --> 01:47:11,480 And get this thing out. The old fashioned way. 2126 01:47:12,160 --> 01:47:14,080 I mean. I would rather pass a kidney 2127 01:47:14,080 --> 01:47:15,760 stone and I've done it. I've done it. 2128 01:47:15,960 --> 01:47:17,440 I've felt, I've felt that feeling. 2129 01:47:17,520 --> 01:47:20,200 I will just guzzle apple cider vinegar. 2130 01:47:20,240 --> 01:47:22,520 I'm sorry. I will drink it by the gallon. 2131 01:47:22,760 --> 01:47:25,320 I will boof some apple cider vinegar. 2132 01:47:26,160 --> 01:47:29,080 Don't look it. If you ever do get kidney stones 2133 01:47:29,240 --> 01:47:32,760 if you lemon juice, lemon juice and olive oil. 2134 01:47:33,760 --> 01:47:36,640 The first time I I did I had a kidney stone. 2135 01:47:36,640 --> 01:47:40,400 I passed it naturally and I wish I was dead for like 6 days. 2136 01:47:41,360 --> 01:47:45,560 The second time I got one it was I did that and I didn't even 2137 01:47:45,560 --> 01:47:47,800 feel it passed, but it it was gone so. 2138 01:47:48,000 --> 01:47:50,720 Here me out. Lemon juice and olive oil here 2139 01:47:50,800 --> 01:47:52,440 way. Out same same thing with that 2140 01:47:52,440 --> 01:47:54,360 side of vinegar. Pipe cleaner. 2141 01:47:54,960 --> 01:47:56,760 Yeah, you eat it. You just get it. 2142 01:47:56,800 --> 01:47:57,760 Over with no. You just. 2143 01:47:59,320 --> 01:48:02,640 No. You're not hitting your kidneys 2144 01:48:02,640 --> 01:48:03,240 that. Way. 2145 01:48:04,000 --> 01:48:08,320 I mean, I don't know how. Long that's you need to reach 2146 01:48:08,400 --> 01:48:10,600 your kidney. If you think that's bad, don't 2147 01:48:10,600 --> 01:48:12,680 look into SRS. That's all, like I say. 2148 01:48:12,800 --> 01:48:14,440 No come. On I won't. 2149 01:48:14,960 --> 01:48:16,760 You said it and now I really don't. 2150 01:48:17,760 --> 01:48:20,840 I don't want to know why do you guys do this to me? 2151 01:48:21,160 --> 01:48:22,840 I'm happy I didn't do. This. 2152 01:48:23,200 --> 01:48:26,120 I didn't. Do this SRS I I see SRS. 2153 01:48:26,160 --> 01:48:32,040 Distribution. I see SRS 4M2 bull rifle no? 2154 01:48:32,160 --> 01:48:34,200 You did not think that way. It. 2155 01:48:34,600 --> 01:48:35,320 Could be. Don't do that. 2156 01:48:35,320 --> 01:48:37,960 By SRS I mean sex, race, surgery. 2157 01:48:38,280 --> 01:48:40,000 Oh, no, yeah, I don't want to look at that. 2158 01:48:40,000 --> 01:48:41,840 I've seen that. I've seen that. 2159 01:48:41,840 --> 01:48:44,680 And that looks. No, but you're asleep for that. 2160 01:48:45,360 --> 01:48:47,560 Yeah, that's true. But you still it's like a six 2161 01:48:47,560 --> 01:48:50,400 month recovery. Yeah, and I can't. 2162 01:48:50,440 --> 01:48:52,680 And then and then you're dilating for the rest of your 2163 01:48:52,680 --> 01:48:59,160 life basically cuz your body wants to naturally like heal and 2164 01:48:59,160 --> 01:49:01,360 close it. So then dilating, you gotta like 2165 01:49:01,680 --> 01:49:03,320 you're basically shopping a dildo up there. 2166 01:49:03,760 --> 01:49:06,280 To. Keep it like, you know, big 2167 01:49:06,280 --> 01:49:09,000 enough basically. I don't want that. 2168 01:49:09,360 --> 01:49:12,280 No, do that to the Chinese guy. I'm good. 2169 01:49:13,360 --> 01:49:15,680 He doesn't want it. I thought it might be a million. 2170 01:49:16,120 --> 01:49:17,840 It'll be a. Million woman army. 2171 01:49:18,200 --> 01:49:20,960 I don't, I don't want, I don't want sounding rod, no. 2172 01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:24,040 I don't want a catheter, no. No, I never. 2173 01:49:24,040 --> 01:49:26,640 Have you need a catheter? You need to put a catheter into 2174 01:49:26,640 --> 01:49:28,680 me to save my life, put me to sleep. 2175 01:49:30,000 --> 01:49:32,280 Yeah, I mean kill me you. Can save my life, Put me to 2176 01:49:32,280 --> 01:49:33,920 sleep. Oh, you can't put me to sleep. 2177 01:49:33,960 --> 01:49:37,880 Oh well, guess I'm dying. No, just start. 2178 01:49:37,920 --> 01:49:39,760 Smacking your head up because inside of the wall you'll fall 2179 01:49:39,760 --> 01:49:41,880 asleep eventually. Well, that's true. 2180 01:49:43,000 --> 01:49:48,760 That's probably. Can you imagine, Danny? 2181 01:49:48,760 --> 01:49:52,880 Can you imagine, like we were trying to save your dad's life 2182 01:49:52,880 --> 01:49:55,320 and all we had to do is just insert a catheter? 2183 01:49:55,600 --> 01:49:58,400 And he said, he said put. Me out and he said we can't, 2184 01:49:58,400 --> 01:50:01,600 there's not enough time. He started bashing his head 2185 01:50:01,680 --> 01:50:02,280 against the. Wall. 2186 01:50:02,760 --> 01:50:05,240 He's dead. He hit his head too hard too 2187 01:50:05,240 --> 01:50:08,640 many times. We tried to save him. 2188 01:50:08,680 --> 01:50:12,920 I'm really sorry. The funny thing is a shed of 2189 01:50:12,920 --> 01:50:15,480 tears and you're a gift. I know what that's how you. 2190 01:50:15,480 --> 01:50:18,120 Want if I post it to the hospital you can see the doctor 2191 01:50:18,120 --> 01:50:22,680 in the background. Just hear a bunch of commotion. 2192 01:50:28,800 --> 01:50:33,600 I know this was a psych ward. Jeez. 2193 01:50:34,520 --> 01:50:37,160 Oh it's so bad. Usually they do it when you're 2194 01:50:37,160 --> 01:50:39,720 really drugged up. Oh dude, you know. 2195 01:50:39,800 --> 01:50:41,440 Surgery or coming out of surgery? 2196 01:50:41,440 --> 01:50:44,600 I think if I drank a whole bottle of whatever, I don't 2197 01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:48,080 think it would be enough. I really don't think it would be 2198 01:50:48,240 --> 01:50:49,400 enough. From what I from what I 2199 01:50:49,400 --> 01:50:52,240 understand, most of the time when they put a catheter in, 2200 01:50:52,280 --> 01:50:54,680 you're asleep, but when they take it out, you're awake. 2201 01:50:55,160 --> 01:50:57,360 Yeah. Yeah, and I and I've heard that. 2202 01:50:58,000 --> 01:50:59,640 So I. Mean which would be worse? 2203 01:51:00,040 --> 01:51:02,200 Taking it out. Probably taking it out. 2204 01:51:02,280 --> 01:51:04,720 And if I just wake up and it's there, I mean, I'm going to be, 2205 01:51:04,720 --> 01:51:07,360 I'm going to be freaked out, but at least well, at. 2206 01:51:07,360 --> 01:51:08,960 Least. It was while I was asleep. 2207 01:51:09,280 --> 01:51:12,240 Well, taking it out a stint in, yeah, when they when they put a 2208 01:51:12,240 --> 01:51:17,160 stint in, like if you have a a kidney stone that's too big and 2209 01:51:17,560 --> 01:51:19,920 you got to pull it out manually. No. 2210 01:51:21,040 --> 01:51:23,160 I'm good I. Don't know, I think I could do 2211 01:51:23,160 --> 01:51:23,840 it. I think. 2212 01:51:23,840 --> 01:51:26,280 The cool word I feel like. I feel like coming out would not 2213 01:51:26,400 --> 01:51:30,240 necessarily be easier, but it would be a better flow. 2214 01:51:30,320 --> 01:51:33,520 Once RIP started I feel like maybe RIP it. 2215 01:51:33,800 --> 01:51:36,400 Man, don't, don't, don't ever browse Adam. 2216 01:51:36,400 --> 01:51:38,280 Andeve.com that's. All I got to say. 2217 01:51:38,680 --> 01:51:40,520 Oh yeah, that's six. That's 6 toys. 2218 01:51:40,720 --> 01:51:42,520 That's where you find the best sounding. 2219 01:51:42,880 --> 01:51:44,200 That's. Where you find the best 2220 01:51:44,200 --> 01:51:45,480 sounding? No. 2221 01:51:45,520 --> 01:51:47,680 And other things, among other things. 2222 01:51:47,960 --> 01:51:48,960 Oh, there's a lot. Yeah, they've got. 2223 01:51:49,120 --> 01:51:50,960 Anal beads. I patched the kidney stone 2224 01:51:51,040 --> 01:51:51,720 naturally. Really. 2225 01:51:52,000 --> 01:51:54,240 Nice if there's. One too big to pass. 2226 01:51:54,240 --> 01:51:57,040 It's like, bro, just hit me in the kidneys, let's break that 2227 01:51:57,040 --> 01:51:57,640 bad boy up.