1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:11,920 The Main Menu podcast presents under the table Cheddar, what 2 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:14,600 you've been doing. Ow. 3 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:23,360 Let's see, I'm gooning, jerking it, driving, straight up, 4 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:30,040 frying, drying, taking showers. Respect it. 5 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:34,120 Working it again. And that's all by 9:00 AM. 6 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:37,600 Very. Eventful day. 7 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,400 Yeah. Busy day. 8 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:42,600 Yeah, well, I respect it. Yeah, thanks. 9 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,960 I don't. Oh, that's too bad. 10 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,560 Yeah, I don't get my wisdom teeth out for another month. 11 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,320 A month. Yeah. 12 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,240 It's a long time. Yeah, and I'm on a soft food 13 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:53,760 diet right now because I can't chew. 14 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,000 Oh, it's that bad, huh? Yeah. 15 00:00:56,360 --> 00:01:00,120 Like my entire left side, like inside my mouth is like, 16 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,720 swollen. Swollen, yeah. 17 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,720 Dang where they give you antibiotics? 18 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:09,520 No, just mouthwash. It tastes like pure septic and 19 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,480 misery. Septic and misery. 20 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:16,760 Yeah, so like Chipotle? Exactly. 21 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,960 Or Taco Bell, more accurately. Nah, Taco Bell ain't that bad. 22 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:22,720 Oh, it's bad. Maybe the ones over there? 23 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,040 For you, you shut your whore mouth. 24 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,480 You shut your whore mouth, that's good over here. 25 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,880 I don't know what everyone says. I have yet to have AI, have yet 26 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:35,680 to have a bad Taco Bell thing. It's fine. 27 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:39,760 It counter experience. It's fine, but you're not happy 28 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:42,280 with yourself after. I'm not happy with myself in 29 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,680 general so. It's because of the Taco Bell. 30 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:47,280 I barely even have Taco Bell. As I said. 31 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:51,560 The closest one to me isn't or dodge unless that one closed. 32 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:55,240 No, it's still open. OK, that's 45 minutes away, and 33 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,920 I'm not driving 45 minutes just to get Taco Bell. 34 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,480 You should. Poncheros, on the other hand, I 35 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,200 will. Poncheros is amazing. 36 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,360 Isn't it Pancheros? Poncheros. 37 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:08,280 It's just like another one of those Chipotle places, isn't it? 38 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,039 But it's better. The same thing. 39 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:14,280 I find it to be not as good. It's it's better. 40 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:19,840 Perhaps I'm just a snap bit of a SNAB the. 41 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,680 Fuck is a SNAB? A SNAB. 42 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,960 What that what? What the Hell's a SNAB? 43 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,680 You know. Snob, but like, extra snobby. 44 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:31,800 Yeah, extra snob, extra snabby. But it's snob is spelled SNOB, 45 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:37,080 not SN A/B what what I hate. Did I ask you how to spell it? 46 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,840 Well, you're just saying it weird like how you said 47 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,640 pancheros. No, it's Pancheros. 48 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,960 Is it Pancheros? No, it's not. 49 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,960 Like I know you're weird, but isn't like the actual correct 50 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,440 way to say it? It's a penis. 51 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,400 It's. A penis? 52 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:54,200 No, it's Pancheras. Because I have a because I have 53 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:58,400 an authentic Mexican friend, I and I trust his word over my any 54 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:00,160 other white guy. Authentic, huh? 55 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:04,040 Yeah, and my wife is Hispanic, she says. 56 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,360 Pancheras. Does she say pancheras? 57 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,800 No, I'm lying. Yeah, that, that's what I 58 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,640 thought. But I but I can get her to 59 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:11,840 admit. It Nope, no. 60 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,640 Yep. Got it on tape. 61 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:17,720 You got it on tape. We you're wrong. 62 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,040 No, never wrong goes against my religion. 63 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,160 Mom, Dad, could you please stop fighting? 64 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,520 Who's the who's the mom? And then who's the dad? 65 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,680 We both have beards. Trick question, You're both dad. 66 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,760 True, I actually don't have a beard. 67 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,640 Oh, do you shave? Yeah. 68 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,520 I don't ever. Not a single part of my body. 69 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:45,000 I guess that's more 5:00 shadow. Oh, God, he's mewing. 70 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,920 God, I I don't understand the point of that. 71 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,920 Apparently it's it's apparently it's just like some kind of like 72 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,840 facial exercise that people can do. 73 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:57,880 Yeah, it it's birth from looks Maxing, which turned into Goon 74 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:01,960 maxing, which turned into Cheddar's Everyday night. 75 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,040 What? Everyday night. 76 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,200 Everyday night. Everyday night. 77 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,000 That's the that's the title of the of the of this episode. 78 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,080 Tell me about your No, it's not I. 79 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:16,560 I, I, yeah, I rarely tell people about my secret life. 80 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,600 Yeah, I hate it here. Yeah, that's not true. 81 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,519 I'm so tired of strawberry yogurt. 82 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:25,560 Told us about your date. You told me all about it, yeah. 83 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,840 I don't think so that. Was a long time ago. 84 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,040 You said you had a date coming up. 85 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,040 Oh yeah, That was literally like this time last year. 86 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,440 Yeah, yeah, it it just didn't work out. 87 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,680 What the? Dang it, you find your woman. 88 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,880 Yeah, we do a man whichever. Way you swing, I mean, it's fun. 89 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:43,480 No, I I like the. Single men, if you're out there. 90 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,200 Why not both? I like. 91 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,480 Women, Why not both? You ever tried it? 92 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,680 Both. You ever tried the touch of a 93 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,760 man? Yeah, and a woman at the same 94 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,680 time. It's not great. 95 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,840 At least I've tried it. It's not great. 96 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,760 Not going to turn my nose up to something I haven't tried. 97 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,200 The man made me feel intimidated and. 98 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,600 Yes, he did, yeah. He was the girl made me jealous. 99 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,880 It was Danny. That's because you were fighting 100 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:15,200 it too much. You have to, you have to love a 101 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,640 man differently than a woman with met with, you know, with a 102 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:20,360 man, you got to want to be picked up and thrown around. 103 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,480 With the woman you got to be able to pick up around. 104 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,080 What if I want a woman to pick me up and throw me around? 105 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,680 It's. Like Ronda Rousey. 106 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:32,560 That just means. I got the subreddit for you. 107 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:43,320 Yeah, tomorrow's goon session I hate. 108 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,840 Reddit. By the way, I'm going to be done 109 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,680 next weekend. Wow. 110 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,760 OK. I guess we're just not doing 111 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:53,520 anything. As of next weekend, my brother's 112 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,960 coming up and I and I'll be like OK, cool. 113 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,040 Let's hang out. What now? 114 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,480 I'm sorry. He's coming up. 115 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:03,680 Is he hot? No, like in the like his status 116 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,080 like he's going up. Yeah. 117 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,200 Yeah. He worked his way from the 118 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,520 bottom. Is he hot? 119 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:12,080 I'm not at liberty to to say if. He's hotter than Is he hotter 120 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,520 than you? Honestly we both look the same 121 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,320 almost. The same, but you're half 122 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,080 brothers, right? Yeah. 123 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,680 You both look the same. Conversation anymore we both 124 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:25,080 take. After our grandpa, if that makes 125 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,320 sense. Yeah, that makes sense that 126 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,840 that'll happen. Since we have the same mom. 127 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:33,160 Yeah, yeah, that'll happen in your genes, your genie genes. 128 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,040 My sister though, she takes after her dad. 129 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,200 She huh what? I asked about your brother. 130 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,080 I'm just going to ignore you asked that. 131 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,120 A wise choice. I'm just making conversation. 132 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,680 It's no one else is here yet. I do not understand. 133 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:54,640 I feel like Sam doesn't want to indulge in this so so I got to 134 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:57,600 think fast chuckle nuts. Think fast chuckle nuts. 135 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,520 I might. Start banning people from. 136 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,240 The is the racist one still on here? 137 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,240 Dang it. No, because you got rid of it. 138 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,480 It's for the best. Yeah, I can play. 139 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:12,560 I can play a racist one. No, no, no, not the one I 140 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,920 wanted, honestly. Can I kick you? 141 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:19,120 That's the one I wanted. I can kick, I can ban you. 142 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,880 Yay, woo, I don't have to be part of this anymore. 143 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,440 Let's go. Sweet. 144 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:25,520 Really. You know what, Napoleon? 145 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,320 If you don't like it, you can leave. 146 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,480 I want to. Gosh. 147 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,800 Oh suck. Freaking idiot. 148 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,160 Idiot. Gosh. 149 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,280 I want to watch that movie again. 150 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:39,520 I love Napoleon Dynamite. You know they're coming out of 151 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:42,640 the second one. Are they after like naw? 152 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,480 But I got your hopes up. You did, and you crushed them. 153 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:51,960 Yeah, they'll never do that. The first one was made as like a 154 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,800 a film project. So was the first Saw movie? 155 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,560 It was actually a it was a college project, yeah. 156 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:02,840 It's a morbid college project. Yeah, It's like a borderline 157 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:06,040 snuff film. And then it it's basically a 158 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,680 torture snuff film. The the whole series is up until 159 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,200 like you get to like the third and 4th movie and that turns 160 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,600 into a soap opera. Yeah, I like the I personally 161 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,480 like the one with Doctor Phil and Shaquille O'Neal. 162 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:23,320 Were they in the Saw movie? I don't think so. 163 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:27,680 Yeah, I'll send you the clip. Hey, this is Doctor Bob. 164 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:28,880 Doctor. Bob. 165 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,360 Oh, it's just straight jerk in it. 166 00:08:34,919 --> 00:08:39,240 Just think 1 greatest. I need I need I what's that 167 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:45,200 website where like voice actors and like actors can or 168 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,640 actresses, whatever. Cameo. 169 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:50,360 Yeah, Cameo. I want, I want Doctor Phil to 170 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,000 just say I'm straight jerking it. 171 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,680 Does he do cameo? I don't know. 172 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,960 Good question. That is a very good question. 173 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:00,600 Watch this video I posted. I don't want to. 174 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,000 I am. After the Trump ad. 175 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,640 This isn't in the actual movie, is it? 176 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,760 Yeah, it's a saw. I don't. 177 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,480 Think so, but they actually got them to do this. 178 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:16,640 Oh it's Scary Movie 4, I didn't read the title. 179 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,480 Classic. OK that makes more sense if it's 180 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:26,120 scary movie not saw. I haven't watched that one. 181 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,880 I've only watched 123 and how many are there? 182 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,960 There like 7 metal pipe hits them in the head. 183 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:38,120 Metal pipes. If I hear metal pipe dropping 184 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,040 one more time. I played it once. 185 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:45,360 Yeah, that was enough. Oh man, Sam's in a bad mood. 186 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,160 Yeah, I overdid my estrogen shot. 187 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,160 I'm going to be cranky. Oh man. 188 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,560 That means we're all going to die. 189 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:55,960 Yeah, Dreyfus going to die. No, it means you're going to die 190 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,600 if you don't get to the end of this dungeon by this episode. 191 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:04,960 Most we really have, you know. Yeah, all I know is the dungeon. 192 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,360 You guys should get to the end of this dungeon that this 193 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,000 episode. I I don't know why it's taking 194 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,840 this long. Actually, I know why it's taking 195 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,440 this long. It's kind of a big dungeon. 196 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,400 It's kind of a big dungeon, I. Think this is a big dungeon? 197 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,400 Wait till the next one. Next one. 198 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,080 Next one, yeah. I just said that. 199 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:24,200 No. Come on, David's bane hurts. 200 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,400 I'm pissed. I'm pissed. 201 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,880 I've been I so because we haven't been able to like long 202 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,840 rest I've have. I've been having to save my rage 203 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:36,680 charge this entire time because I foolishly used my first one at 204 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:39,400 the very beginning. Well, we just got a long rest, 205 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:44,480 did we? Yeah, we slept in the dungeon. 206 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:51,800 It just the Draven just falls over, his butt's in the air, 207 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,400 just sleeping. That's perfect, Heine. 208 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,600 Yeah, it's Heine. Face down I need. 209 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,160 Booty up. That's the way I like to huck. 210 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:07,680 Tua, is there another boss in this dungeon? 211 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:08,640 I. Don't know is there. 212 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,920 Is there probably I? Don't know is there. 213 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,560 You should. All right, that's enough. 214 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:14,040 Stop it. You're on the DM. 215 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,120 Stop it. You sounded all right. 216 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,640 You, you, you, you, you're, you know. 217 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,960 It did you guys better. Stop it. 218 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:24,080 Because I was nice enough while on vacation to write everybody 219 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:25,960 custom items. But you know what? 220 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,800 I'm starting to. I'm starting to. 221 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:28,640 Maybe I shouldn't. Oh. 222 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,520 I like my gamer cat Battle Axe, I told. 223 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,240 You to stop it. I knew you guys were doing 224 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:37,080 something stupid and now look, you're ticking off the you're 225 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,040 ticking off the one that can help us most. 226 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,760 You did know? You did know? 227 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:46,320 It's easy to tell it's just an expectation at this point. 228 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,960 It honestly is I I knew if I just got on and said stop it I 229 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,520 would have been doing the right thing honestly. 230 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,520 Turtle behind. Him you might have saved. 231 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,720 You might have saved the session honestly if it's me. 232 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,920 And Joe, we just by ourselves, we go to absolutely troll mode. 233 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:05,280 I can't help it. I I. 234 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:09,200 Endorse it, You beat each other. Yeah, I mean you. 235 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:12,920 Probably can't beat him. Maybe I might be. 236 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,320 Not only that, I also help instigate it. 237 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:16,840 Pretty funny. Any get none. 238 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,200 Yeah, he should be. He's in. 239 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,400 He's in the Roll 20. I do love it here. 240 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,720 Yeah. Yeah. 241 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,640 Uploaded a meme. Oh. 242 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,640 So I just want that's a bear. What apart from? 243 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,880 Yes. He. 244 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:36,160 Had he had a, that's his car. Oh yeah. 245 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,520 Oh man, was telling me that. Yeah, the bear. 246 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,880 The bear, actually I did not know, could open your door. 247 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,680 That looks like a human hand. No, it's, I think Teddy left 248 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:52,080 some food, he said in the car. And the bear opened up the back 249 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:56,200 door and got the food. I I didn't know that was 250 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,240 possible. He opened up the back door. 251 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,480 Yeah, it was unlocked. Wow, it's insane. 252 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,760 The bear broke into the into his car. 253 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,600 Wow. Opened up my back door. 254 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:10,880 I know what I'm saying, I probably have done something 255 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,840 stupid and ran out at the bear and told him to leave my son's 256 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,920 food alone, but I'm just. I'm a big fan of those bears. 257 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:20,040 I'm kind of dumb. I probably would have gotten 258 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,320 eaten. Especially the black ones. 259 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,520 It looks like a little one. I wonder if Mama was around. 260 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,320 Black bears are usually pretty small. 261 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,480 They're not. They're not real big. 262 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,040 That one does. Probably take one in a fight 263 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,720 then. I mean, you know, maybe. 264 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,560 Maybe, maybe a male bear, but a female bear? 265 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,760 No. No. 266 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,560 Especially if it's got as young around. 267 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:44,360 Are females like the the doms in the relationship of the bears? 268 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,560 Not if they if they have a cub, Yeah. 269 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,000 If they have a cub, forget it. You ain't living. 270 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,880 The male bear just doesn't care. No, you can just kick the male. 271 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,480 Bear and their aggression is their aggression is just more on 272 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,120 territory that's. That ain't my baby. 273 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,280 You know the the SO. That my baby Mama. 274 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,640 I mean, I'm sure that it's not that they wouldn't protect their 275 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,280 young if they were around, but you know, that's kind of not a 276 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,960 thing. But I probably a male bear. 277 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,600 You could just kick in the nabs like it. 278 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,520 It hurts them. Just like it does like like that 279 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,080 video of like that ohh bear those going through someones 280 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,280 backyard or whatever like scratching his back on like a 281 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,160 fence Yep and then he. Hits that video. 282 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,600 Again, he he hits like like the rake or whatever that was at 283 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,000 his. Yeah. 284 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,640 And just. Hit some straight in the nuts 285 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:29,360 and he just. All his back, his back legs kind 286 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,720 of bow out in a triangle and he just like lays down and he's 287 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,160 like. Oh my God, what happened that's. 288 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,520 Amazing, so that if that was a male bear, Danny just could have 289 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:44,120 kicked him in the nuts. Yeah. 290 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,960 He just told everybody. It's a little bear. 291 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:57,040 There's nothing big I could have bought. 292 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,000 Them. I could have tug them just 293 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,200 getting off, getting off of that, getting off of that 294 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,320 moonshine. I mean, I'll take on anything. 295 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,960 Yes. The the video you would have got 296 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,080 on just be a naked white man fighting a bear. 297 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:18,240 Just like in just like in season three, I think it was episode 7 298 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:22,480 where where BJ went and and fought the would be boyfriend of 299 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,680 of his of I can't remember her name in in righteous. 300 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,440 Righteous gemstones. Yeah, righteous gemstones. 301 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,560 I can't remember the sister's name. 302 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,440 That was funny. That was. 303 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,160 Stupid. Funny. 304 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,920 Fights the naked guy jerking off. 305 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,680 I felt bad for a guy. Bad gum. 306 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,640 Oh, man. Pretty sure he was bigger than 307 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,000 you, Joey. I mean, I don't know. 308 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,120 I don't. I don't have any frame of 309 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,080 reference here but. Oh, I do. 310 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,720 It's about. It's about the same. 311 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,400 Yeah, yeah, it's about. The same is it. 312 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,160 The camera angles definitely help for sure. 313 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,640 Yeah. As Joe knows. 314 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,720 Downward facing up. I mean at the right angle, 3 315 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,480 inches can look like 6 feet, right? 316 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,080 Well, no. See The thing is you have to 317 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,560 have something to compare it to. So I always get like a a Red 318 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,480 Bull can, and I always get the smaller ones, but I make, I 319 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,680 always say it's the big ones. There you go. 320 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,320 Yeah. Oh yeah, Look at that. 321 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,240 Holy crap it's huge. Impressive. 322 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,400 Yeah, you're right. And they see it in person, like, 323 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,360 oh, I still know. I'm like, I told you, the size 324 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,520 of a Red Bull can. I just didn't. 325 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,080 Why? Which one? 326 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,040 You just. You just I didn't tell you it 327 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:32,160 was the key chain. Exactly, that's what I was 328 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,160 trying to say. I was trying to think of a much 329 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,480 smaller like, you know, child size or something. 330 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,920 But yeah, the key chain that was. 331 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,640 That's the best description right there. 332 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,080 Then he knows all about that. You just get the chocolate bars. 333 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,160 You could be you get the fun size, not the king size. 334 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,120 There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 335 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,960 That's a full size Snickers. That's what I've been told many 336 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:57,560 times, that I'm fun size. You are fun sized ladies. 337 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,600 There's nothing wrong with that. That just means you're fun. 338 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,160 I mean, I've taken it to me and that but. 339 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,880 It's like to throw you around. You know, and it's like it's. 340 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,119 Because I have a small penis, so you know. 341 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:09,800 I don't know, You know, it's like my brother said, three 342 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,599 inches at 100 mph. Still going to tear something 343 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,440 up? Oh, that's true. 344 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:22,440 I mean, wow, you don't think of it like that? 345 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:23,960 And he's got a. Point. 346 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:27,280 He's gone. He's gone. 347 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,880 We lost him. Yeah. 348 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:31,960 Poor chatter. Poor chatter. 349 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:37,520 Poor chatter. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 350 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,360 no. He's going to try it out. 351 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,000 He's outside with a piece of plywood right now. 352 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,800 Don't, don't try it guys. You get, you get splinters. 353 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,040 I'm not. Sure, if I should remove the 354 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,800 custom item I wrote for you or give you another one for that 355 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,440 you can gain an inspiration. How about that? 356 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,440 That simply. It's called the three inch 357 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:08,520 Destroyer, yes. Who's taking preparation for 358 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,680 that? Not you. 359 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,760 You I. Mean that's all I care. 360 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,240 About. Yeah, I don't remember where 361 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,400 that's at. Dang it. 362 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,800 So this this apple pie stuff is going to mess me up, Dan. 363 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,120 Oh, yeah, that's it's yeah, it's dangerous. 364 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,160 Yeah. Apple pie. 365 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:28,640 Moonshine. So while while we were visiting 366 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:38,000 Papa Randy in Texas, not Uncle Randy, Papa Randy, Yeah, Randy, 367 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:43,880 he got the news that the spots on his liver had gone away. 368 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:48,440 Oh good. He's he's, he's now officially 369 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:52,040 cancer free. So we were all so we all took 370 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:56,160 shots and I had a birthday cake. Vodka. 371 00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,600 What gross. I saw that once like years ago 372 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,560 and I want to try it now and have not found it. 373 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,480 It tasted like cupcakes and then straight alcohol. 374 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,600 So, you know, OK, I didn't. Yeah, but it wasn't bad. 375 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,360 Like honestly, like I was expecting it to be a lot worse 376 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,160 because I've never had vodka, but that was pretty good. 377 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,400 So we, I mean, when you get into the flavored stuff like that, 378 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,160 it's just a bunch of sugar and flavor. 379 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,360 Usually the flavouring is pretty spot on. 380 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,040 Yeah. Just because it's, you know, 381 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,240 they probably honestly somebody, it's just like a Doka Ryan thing 382 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,040 where they honestly probably just put a bunch of birth cake 383 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:35,760 into a birthday cake into a, a VAT of vodka and you know, is 384 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,320 it, it's unbelievable. Oh, he said. 385 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,480 The Internet went out. Dang it, kind. 386 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:45,880 Of made me kind of made me feel like I was drinking like perfume 387 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,000 or something. Oh, that's no good. 388 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,280 Well, so I'm off to the. Alcohol. 389 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,680 Because, like, yeah. To try and save some of the some 390 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,400 of the apple pie stuff for you, because it's pretty fantastic. 391 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,520 What? Well, it's, it's, it's, it's 392 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:03,000 moonshine, right? Black apple pie Moon giant I've. 393 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:06,240 Never had moonshine. It's it's only 50 proof, so it's 394 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,600 it's pretty, pretty low key. Honestly, it's just vodka. 395 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,360 It's just a green. It's just a green alcohol. 396 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,840 Randy pulled something, a big jar of something out of the 397 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,520 fridge and he's like, he's like, hey, he wants some of this. 398 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:22,560 It's like pure alcohol. Yeah, Everclear. 399 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,160 Now see, that's moonshine. He's. 400 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,680 Like, oh, that's. Something. 401 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,680 Dangerous. That's why Lightning. 402 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,480 Yeah, he's back. He's back, Yeah. 403 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:35,680 He got some some some rye whiskey. 404 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,640 It was pretty good too. That was pretty good, yeah. 405 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:43,560 Did like it so I I liked I like the popcorn Sutton stuff a 406 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,120 little bit better. Yeah, it was, it was definitely. 407 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:51,320 I'm not a huge lover of Ryze, but you know, if it's, if it's a 408 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,920 good one, that one was a pretty good one. 409 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:57,080 Sazerac Rye from Buffalo Trace is also a good one in my 410 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,200 opinion. But I've had a lot of other Ryze 411 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:04,040 and they just have that the, the spicy, the spiciness of that rye 412 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,920 is just too strong. And some of them, some people 413 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,960 like that. I don't particularly. 414 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,720 I'd rather something be smooth, unless it's been a bad day, you 415 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,920 know, and it's something that's going to tear up my mouth or 416 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,680 stomach or whatever. And. 417 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,120 We day without you, joy. It's a bad day. 418 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,320 Yeah, no doubt. I mean, that's what I'm 419 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,440 thinking. Oh, it's wrong. 420 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,840 He left again. But Dang it, Nope, he's back. 421 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,360 He's back. Stop throwing my emotions. 422 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,680 Yeah, I get all excited and oh, there he is. 423 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,960 We can't hear you now. There he is. 424 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,240 No voice. Nope, can't hear him now. 425 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:41,440 We got video all right if you. Probably hear us at your mic or 426 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,200 something. If you can hear us, pick your 427 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,480 nose. You can hear us. 428 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,320 Show me your penis. OK, he heard us. 429 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,600 He heard us. No, don't tell him that. 430 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,680 He will. Wait, I know I'm doing. 431 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:51,680 No way. Good. 432 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:52,800 I'm looking to do it. Are you? 433 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,000 Telling him Lenny, I told him to show his Packer he's. 434 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,720 Oh yeah. Oh, he's doing it. 435 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,360 What? Was your vacation, Joe it? 436 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,560 Was good. Wait, you both went on vacation 437 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,320 at the same time but in separate places? 438 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,400 Unheard of. Yeah, we may have met up. 439 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:09,880 OK. But that makes any sense. 440 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,480 That makes. Astroplane seems. 441 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,640 Like seems like everybody went on vacation back. 442 00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,600 Off I didn't. Dad didn't. 443 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,880 I didn't. I did a few weeks ago, though. 444 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,040 I went to Kentucky, so I mean, that's for the weekend, but it 445 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,040 was still fun. It was a lot. 446 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:27,000 It was a good time. Yeah, it's bad, Yeah. 447 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,520 OK, can you hear me now? Yeah. 448 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,960 Fuck, I had to. I went through task manager to 449 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,320 reopen Discord. It's. 450 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,640 Weird. I. 451 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,760 Don't know. My my audio settings were 452 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:41,280 perfect. I don't know why. 453 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,080 I listened to the Vietnam episode on my drive back 454 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,640 yesterday. Oh my goodness. 455 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,160 No, I drive back. So stupid. 456 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:53,000 In the car, the kids, I'm in the car with the kids, you know, 457 00:22:53,000 --> 00:23:00,840 after the bear was in it. And like, they're not paying 458 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,800 attention. They're playing on their 459 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,880 switches and all of a sudden here, wait, did they just say to 460 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:10,800 pee on him and on each other? And it was. 461 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,880 Just funny, we just, we descended into some sort of 462 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:16,120 depravity that we didn't know was coming, but. 463 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:20,200 I I wish that you, you didn't cut out so much of what we said 464 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,160 and just bleeped out like the really bad stuff instead of like 465 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,200 cutting it out. It's. 466 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,080 Probably easier to cut it out it. 467 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:28,320 Was. Yeah, probably. 468 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,800 It was. But it would have funnier to 469 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,960 bleep it. So the funniest part, the 470 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,960 funniest part was as soon as Alex starts talking at all 471 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:41,560 years. Hey you Lipnick bleed. 472 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:48,200 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That was pretty. 473 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,040 Great, that was. Perfect. 474 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,640 By the way, there was a couple instances where you did miss us 475 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,160 saying those words. Yeah, I heard that. 476 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,000 I didn't. I didn't get. 477 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,640 Some of it, yeah. Well, you know, you would. 478 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:03,080 You just need to put a disclaimer in on the, the the 479 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,120 show notes. I kind of say, you know, we're 480 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,640 just trying. We're just trying. 481 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,120 Yeah. Just mark it as explicit and 482 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:11,080 say, hey, you know, we're just trying to be true to the era of 483 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:14,160 Vietnam. Yeah, we're just all closeted 484 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,680 races. Yeah, this is how we get our 485 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,160 emotions. Yeah, yeah, there. 486 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,560 Weren't very many closets for racist back then I'm not 487 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,280 feeling. With that episode. 488 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:28,320 So the next episode I'm going to do is in 1865 in Alabama. 489 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,920 I think we have to quit the podcast is. 490 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,160 That the cowboy. Yeah, this one's going to be my 491 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:39,920 favorite. I'll be Leonardo DiCaprio from 492 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,120 Django Unchained. I'm just playing the character. 493 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,560 I'm just going to be myself. Unless going. 494 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,240 To be. My name is Derrick to be and my 495 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,520 time traveled from 2024 back to here. 496 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,960 Yeah, I wanted. To be here. 497 00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,960 Yeah, aim for the racism. Period, Dave for the races. 498 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,200 Here that are, here that are, I'm going to be the Adam Driver 499 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:11,720 character. Jeez that reminds me I got AI 500 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,800 bought a compendium for five EI. Don't know if you guys saw. 501 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,560 So running a 5E campaign. Very excited. 502 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,800 When? Have any ideas for your 503 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,040 characters? Did you guys see that one of my 504 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,120 wisdom teeth is actually planking in my mouth right now? 505 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,000 Oh my goodness, that it's terrible. 506 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,520 It hurts. Yeah. 507 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,400 Wisdom tooth was straight jerking it in there. 508 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,720 I have a rough idea for a character Joe. 509 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,920 Yeah, this one was it's it's called Waterdeep because that's 510 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,040 where it takes place. So just like the town of 511 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,760 Bothersgate, there's some see Waterdeep. 512 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,480 I'm. Going to play Richard Nixon. 513 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,520 So when is waterdeep because I don't. 514 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,560 Oh there it is, 5 E Waterdeep after Chasm Inferno. 515 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,720 I'm going to play Richard Nixon and get calm to place Watergate. 516 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:02,320 Nope. We ever run across an where we 517 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:07,240 can't continue an episode? I've got the zombies on a plane 518 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,080 episode all lined out. I'll be sent. 519 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,760 We'll all be Samuel L Jackson. You can't. 520 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:17,360 He's already on the plane. Yeah, I mean, that makes sense, 521 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,280 honestly. I mean, it's probably going to 522 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,800 be next weekend because I'm not going to be here. 523 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:26,040 Oh no. Come up with your characters, I 524 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,440 guess your zombies on a plane. So. 525 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,560 Unless you guys can figure out a way to do descend to Avernus 526 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,960 without Draven. I don't want to do it without my 527 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,080 favorite disciple. You actually did the tank of the 528 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,440 group. We need you to live. 529 00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,000 You carry a lot of the. Fights. 530 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,760 What you talking about favor there, Mama? 531 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,520 Well, we we talk about favor. You're a disciple of the 532 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:54,720 homeless man on the street. He's an actual disciple of of 533 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,080 me. I am. 534 00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,840 I'm a disciple of the brother Billy is. 535 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,120 So. For that, give me your money. 536 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,240 So for the plane, the plane I don't know the for the for the 537 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,840 zombies on a plane, I don't know if I should do Maxwell Smart or 538 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:15,640 Tony the Tony the Tiger Boy. Which Maxwell Smarter are you 539 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,760 doing though? Are you doing Correll's Maxwell 540 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,960 Smart? No, no, the original. 541 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,920 Come on. Come on. 542 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,080 He's not as good. I'll be. 543 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:32,880 He's better usually. I prefer usually I prefer the 544 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:33,960 older one. Come on. 545 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:38,040 Usually I do. But Steve Carell just, he was 546 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,280 magic in that role. I don't know, maybe I'll have to 547 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,840 watch it again just to just to I'll. 548 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,640 Be Leslie Nielsen from Airplane. That's not hard. 549 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:52,200 That means a genius. No, I have another character in 550 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,960 mind for that. Maybe I'll do Elmo. 551 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,000 It's. Going to be good. 552 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,640 Elmo the murder hobo. Oh yeah, they're. 553 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,920 Always murder hobos. I'll be the first. 554 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,440 Black man, you don't expect it from Al. 555 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,680 Motley. Do we want to do the 1st? 556 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,960 We want to do like Co passengers as well. 557 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,400 We had Mr. T. Well, Alex said that he wasn't 558 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,240 black the whole time. White man, the whole. 559 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:21,120 Time he was just a massive fan of Mr. T, following in his 560 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:24,200 grandfather's footsteps of black facing it so. 561 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,840 Never. Ever and or denoted but if 562 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,600 that's what he says. Then morgano not free. 563 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,520 Oh, it was said in the in the Morgano. 564 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,320 Yeah, Morgano, it was. Morgano not free. 565 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:39,080 Oh yeah, he was black, Yeah. She was that's. 566 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,720 True. So he's not special then? 567 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,680 I mean, I could do a black character. 568 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,400 Hello. I could play an actual black 569 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,560 character this time. This takes. 570 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,720 A bag of peanuts, please. This takes place in the 70s. 571 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:51,800 OK. Does it? 572 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,680 Oh, you guys got to be Bill Will Smith. 573 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,520 I don't know if I mean. Chris Rock smoking's still 574 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:00,360 allowed on planes. You can do a duo character if 575 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,800 you want. We'll go with duo characters. 576 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,880 If there's a duo characters, yeah. 577 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,920 I wish I could do a really good Eddie Murphy impression. 578 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:13,520 That way I could just be Donkey. Do a Michael Jackson impression. 579 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,560 Hey, it's me, Michael Jackson. I'm gonna. 580 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,560 Hey, it's me, Michael Jackson. I'm gonna overdose on a 581 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,000 prescription. Medication. 582 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,000 Come on over to my plane land. He was killed. 583 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,360 He was. Traumatized as a kid and so I 584 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,200 like hanging out with kids. Yeah, that's all it is. 585 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:35,160 When I traumatize my children by hanging them over a hotel 586 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,000 balcony. Hey guys, it's me, Arnold 587 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,560 Schwarzenegger. Arnold, let me say the AB, CS 588 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:48,760 A's for all right. Guys, it's me, WWF superstar 589 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:53,640 Andre the Giant. I I'm I'm in constant pain. 590 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,640 Never mind me. So I drink beer Terminator two 591 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,760 over the weekend and I can't wait for the Terminator season 592 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:02,760 is. That the first time you ever 593 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,400 seen it? Oh no. 594 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,560 I said this before Terminator two. 595 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,600 It's like by far my favorite movie of all time. 596 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,040 It's. It's 15,005. 597 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,960 It's. Fantastic. 598 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:18,280 I'm thinking some of you will be regular kids and then some of 599 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:21,760 you will be soldiers from the future, and then one of you will 600 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,520 be something. Can I be the Connor? 601 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,640 Maybe John Connor there? Is no Connor. 602 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,880 Work. I work with the John Connor. 603 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,520 He's going to save the world. On Connor. 604 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,240 The guy that did that character on playing that team. 605 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:47,360 Then I just watched re watched alien and. 606 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,400 Aliens this. This last weekend. 607 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,080 Oh nice. I, I want to, I'm going to see 608 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,240 that tomorrow. Don't spoil. 609 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,320 Spoil it. I haven't seen the new one. 610 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,080 I heard, I heard it. Interesting though. 611 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,440 Oh, a one and two. I I cannot get past the 612 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,480 homoerotic trailer. It was. 613 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,720 It was stupid. I'm into that, so I'm all good 614 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,760 with it. Yeah. 615 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,400 It wasn't like serious homoerotic though. 616 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,000 It was like they were making a joke in the trailer and they 617 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,680 wanted you to laugh like it wasn't funny. 618 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,200 So it's just kind of like. And I'd just be straightened up 619 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,880 jerking it, yeah. I mean, you do that whether 620 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,320 there's homoerotic. He means as peanuts. 621 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,600 Go to movies with. Peanuts. 622 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,720 All I started hearing is like this noise. 623 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,880 I'm like Danny, this is a kids movie, stop it. 624 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:41,520 I can't believe that the Vietnam episode boiled down to us peeing 625 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,880 on each other, us straight up jerking it on each. 626 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,200 Other. Well, no, we peed on each other 627 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,840 quite a bit. Yeah, we peed on each other. 628 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,480 You didn't pee on. Yeah, pee on any naughty. 629 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,280 Me and Danny were going back back and forth on each other. 630 00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,520 Peeing on each other just non-stop. 631 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,560 She is. Like everyone was like taking 632 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:08,400 down these Vietcong and you just hear me going Doctor Bob get 633 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,920 kneel down so I could pee on you. 634 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,760 And he's like, I can't. I got I got bad hips. 635 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,400 Bad hips, geez. Can't. 636 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,600 Get my. Mouth and then as you guys are 637 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,800 still killing whatever and finding out like that like 638 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:27,680 statue or whatever the Haitian voodoo as Melvin or Marvin said 639 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,680 and I was like yeah, oh Doctor Jack, I'm gonna jump onto this 640 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,520 like branches and I'm going to pee in your mouth like that. 641 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:39,920 Yeah, do it. Jeez, that descended somewhere 642 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,000 it shouldn't have been. The predator was threatening to 643 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,440 kill me and I was like, I'm not scared of you. 644 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,440 I have Oprah on my side that. Was funny. 645 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,400 That was funny. Ejaculate in there. 646 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,800 I was a little excited, so there was a little bit of preemie in 647 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,480 there. I did, I didn't. 648 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,960 Roll my pants off. Towards towards the end, Joey 649 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:04,080 kept calling you Doctor Bill. Yeah, like several times. 650 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,840 I was like, it's Bob. Doctor Bob. 651 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,760 What's what's in the bowl? Jambalaya, show me that thing. 652 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,600 Oh, there you go. Got Chicken? 653 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,360 We're that burrito, so I. Just finished making a brisket. 654 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,240 Oh, man, Alex, I want to drive over to your house and eat that 655 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:24,800 right now. She's. 656 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,000 Eating the brisket was really. Good. 657 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,800 My wife made it homemade. Good. 658 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,240 So good. At Bucky's for the first time 659 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,480 this last week. I went for the first time. 660 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:36,480 The week before. That. 661 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,360 Pretty good, hey? Yeah. 662 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,120 It's no casey's but. Oh, it's no Casey's. 663 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,120 No, you're right, it's not. Brisket was pretty good. 664 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,880 Gas station brisket. Hey man, don't know. 665 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,800 Better than the sushi. Heck. 666 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,200 That that store was bigger than a Walmart so. 667 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,600 Right, Casey's had brisket. For a while that was. 668 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,200 They did. And I mean, so the brisket 669 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,880 wasn't out of this world necessarily. 670 00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,240 It was a little on the dry side, but I mean it's hard to once you 671 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,440 put. Brisket on a pizza. 672 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,000 Sometimes it was and sometimes it just depends. 673 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,400 I guess it depended. No, it it depends. 674 00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:10,880 It's not like Casey's was cooking it, you know, they were 675 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,440 getting a prepackaged. It's weird. 676 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,040 There's a whole lot thing to. Do about it. 677 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,600 No, actually like the I actually really liked Korea. 678 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,719 They had a brisket pizza and it was really good. 679 00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,280 I I ordered the ever chance that we had pizza. 680 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,480 I liked it. Or Mac and cheese pizza. 681 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,280 But definitely. One of my favorites. 682 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,679 Did you just say you like cheese pizza? 683 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,440 Mac and cheese Mac and cheese pizza you. 684 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,520 Said Oh, Mac and cheese. Pizza. 685 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,320 Cheese pizza. I didn't. 686 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:36,120 Know a little bit of Buffalo sauce on it. 687 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:40,560 Wow, it's. Plain, it reminds. 688 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:44,080 Me of a old like old commercial. Cheese. 689 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,560 It's not pizza, this is breadsticks. 690 00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,560 I mean, I like pepper and all. Technicality and all 691 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,000 technicality. If it's anything more than sauce 692 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,520 and bread, it's not pizza if you want to go Italian. 693 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,320 Oh, next time we're all in Tennessee. 694 00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,000 Next time we're in Tennessee, I'm taking you all, everybody 695 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,400 out to a restaurant. It's called Pizza Rio and it's a 696 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,160 Brazilian steakhouse, but with pizza and it's fantastic and I 697 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,520 love it and it it was amazing. I will not I. 698 00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:09,920 Definitely want to go there after you we'll. 699 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:14,160 Go, I'll kidnap you and I will stick my peanuts and holes and 700 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,520 wake up. You don't. 701 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,840 Need to go at that point. You just have to offer that. 702 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:23,480 So if you're going to I'll, I'll just make steak before we go, 703 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:27,600 you know, and then. It'll be on me the whole time, 704 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,440 I'll take it.