1 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:17,680 I don't think I had exactly what you have because once mine 2 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:21,200 actually finally passed, I'm still kind of recuperating. 3 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:24,080 But once mine actually passed there was no like told like 4 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:26,080 symptoms. It was just my stomach has been. 5 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:29,360 Feeling better and. We all had our own thing. 6 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:33,840 Been nucleus tired, yeah. Our own battles with the devil. 7 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,760 Yeah, I'm coming out of it now. It was pretty bad. 8 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,720 Yeah, I rarely. I I rarely ever get sick. 9 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,440 That's a good thing. I I usually don't either feel 10 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:45,720 like guys, don't I? Always just. 11 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:49,560 I always get sick on purpose so I don't have to do things. 12 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,080 But yeah. Life hack and I was convinced I 13 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,320 had powers for like a day and a half straight. 14 00:00:55,680 --> 00:01:00,520 How so I can manipulate matter and build like architecture in 15 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:04,160 my head, you know? But then I was like, you know, 16 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:08,400 people know and they're going to want to use me because I'm the 17 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,920 only one like me. So I truly thought that and I 18 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:16,080 thought that I had to go to sleeping and build stuff, but I 19 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,680 was like, I don't know how to do it so I couldn't sleep. 20 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,920 So that went on for like a day and 1/2 and I just could not get 21 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:24,760 up. But then I got up anyway. 22 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,160 What? What did I dream about? 23 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:33,680 That was weird. Are you talking about, like some 24 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,080 kind of fever dream? Yeah. 25 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:40,680 So the reason why it's called a fever dream is because our 26 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:46,120 dreams become more lucid whenever our core body 27 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:51,960 temperature is like very high. That's actually it's our body's 28 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,560 way of like trying to wake us up because we're too hot. 29 00:01:56,680 --> 00:02:00,760 Oh, Oh yeah. Dang it. 30 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,720 Dang it. Viruses. 31 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,120 Viruses. Joey, are you sick? 32 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:07,280 OK, I ran my antivirus. Yeah, I was. 33 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:11,640 Telling the guys I've been, I've been laying out all this week. 34 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:14,320 I didn't eat for three days. Oh man, for. 35 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,920 Four days straight, like I didn't get off the couch. 36 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,040 Holy cow. I was just in my throat, in my 37 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:23,200 sinuses. Wow, you turn into a cold. 38 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,760 Yeah, well. I'm glad there's a big. 39 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:30,760 There's a big stomach flu going around going around this so. 40 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:34,000 That's probably what you got. Wonder if it's the new update 41 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,040 the coke? Yeah, there's a there's a bug in 42 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,960 the new BIOS update. The new like holiday event is 43 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,200 like crazy right now so. Yeah, they really need to pass 44 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,920 this out like ASAP, otherwise the holidays are not gonna be 45 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:48,800 fun. It's just the yeah, they do a 46 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,440 Christmas time event. Isn't it weird? 47 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:55,240 I've noticed I get I get sick a lot of times, like right before 48 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,080 a holiday or right before I'm getting ready to do something. 49 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,000 Like I've been preparing a long time for like every year. 50 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,080 Almost every year I get sick right before I go deer hunting. 51 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,440 It knows. Your body knows. 52 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:11,360 Well, and if that's something you do normally to relax, like 53 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,840 while you're deer hunting, that's I'm, you can literally 54 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:18,320 just be off and not so busy and your body knows that your body 55 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,080 calms and relaxes. And that's when things, when 56 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,920 you're busy and you're moving all the time, your immune 57 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,440 system's on OverDrive. Your immune system rests and 58 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:29,120 relax when you do, obviously. And so that's when that's why 59 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,120 people get sick on vacation a lot. 60 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,880 All of that stuff. Oh yeah, no, that makes sense. 61 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,120 No, this is usually like week or so because you're. 62 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:39,840 Not supposed. To Oh yeah, 100%. 63 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:42,480 Drink the water. Where you go well, and so then 64 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,720 you also have, you know, you go to different areas, like if you 65 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,960 go to different areas of the, of the country or the world for 66 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:53,640 that matter, you're introduced to germs and microbes that you 67 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:55,920 wouldn't normally be introduced that your body's used to. 68 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,520 So that also plays a factor also. 69 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:02,240 But you know, this is generally like a week or so before a 70 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,720 couple years ago, I thought I maybe had appendicitis. 71 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,120 I I still don't know what it was. 72 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,880 I had some kind of blockage or something. 73 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:13,320 And it, it finally broke loose and it was, you know, I even 74 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,120 went to the hospital like to ask him to check me out, see if I 75 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,079 had appendicitis and thankfully I didn't. 76 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:20,040 Yeah, he said. Drainage, I thought. 77 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,920 I know like a plumbing emergency. 78 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,920 No, it was, it was, it was so last week. 79 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:32,240 So it it it so remember of my family that I will remain 80 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:36,800 unnamed that just moved into the house for a short period of. 81 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:39,680 Time. Thought it was a good idea to 82 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,720 flush all of the flushable wipes that are not flushable. 83 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:48,000 By the way, PSA flushable wipes are not flushable. 84 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:51,880 They're generally like if you do one, yeah, if. 85 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,120 Well, if you do, they really shouldn't and I don't know how 86 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,240 it's like everything else, they they get away with that stuff. 87 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:59,560 But no, they shouldn't it. Says on it on the packaging. 88 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:02,800 Yeah, it's, it's not no, don't flush it. 89 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,600 But like, if you do, like I, I've always taught everybody 90 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:09,000 when we started using those as, as a family, look, do your 91 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,440 normal thing that you would with TP. 92 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:15,400 Not of course, now I have the bidet again, I can't emphasize 93 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:20,240 enough how amazing the days are, but you know, do do your 94 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,680 business, you know, with the, the toilet paper. 95 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:26,720 And then, you know, once you've gotten reasonably sure that 96 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:30,040 you're, you're done with that, then use a wipe to finish, you 97 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,480 know, cleaning yourself because it's, it's, it's important to be 98 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,520 clean. Nobody wants to be dirty or 99 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,120 nobody should want to be dirty, I should say. 100 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,760 But anyway. Booty to be trusty. 101 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,240 Yes. No crusties. 102 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,680 No Crusty the Clown. Either, but I I want it that 103 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,160 way. Oh, you do? 104 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,960 Oh well then, never mind. Don't heed my advice. 105 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,840 I'm an. Alpha Edge. 106 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,320 I'm an alpha, Yeah. I don't wipe. 107 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:59,240 That makes sense. I protect myself in prison that 108 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,120 way. I. 109 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,880 Protect. Myself in prison, I just. 110 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:06,320 You know what and you're and that means you're always ready. 111 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:10,120 And I as a as a as a half a prepper, I I'm behind that. 112 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,600 I couldn't do that. My CDO won't allow that, but 113 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:17,160 because I don't have OCDI have CDO because OC DS out of order, 114 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:23,440 but because that's a real debilitating, you know, issue 115 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,920 and I don't have that. I'm just I'm freak. 116 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,760 But there was too many of those wipes flushed. 117 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,840 We had a slow a slow clog, so I wasn't like ultra concerned. 118 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:39,280 I have a friend, thankfully praise God, that has a power 119 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:44,560 snake like a good 50 footer. So we got a power snake yeah. 120 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,200 So I sent I sent that down a couple times could get it to 121 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,400 work during the week. So. 122 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,080 Saturday, I thought, would be heavy. 123 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,920 Yeah, well, this one's not bad. It's on wheels and everything. 124 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:57,200 It's a like a Harbor Freight model so it's cheaper but it 125 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:00,120 works great. I don't have wheels on mine, 126 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:03,840 mine's just it's heavy but. It's yeah, so heavy. 127 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,560 It's just the the problem that I've been called the bear I 128 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,160 guess. Yeah, yeah, one of my one of my 129 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:14,600 friends had train issues and the the the length of it was 200 130 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:18,880 feet and we had to carry it down like three flights of stairs. 131 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:22,840 Oh my, that's a big and was it like you have for three quarter 132 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:27,520 inch or you know? OK, so I've used one before the 133 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,080 Oh yeah, I've, I've used one before those like 2 inches and 134 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,560 this thing is only half an inch, but, you know, it had some good 135 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:37,200 cutters and stuff that and I went and bought some extra bits 136 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:41,360 for it and I figured Saturday would be a good time, you know. 137 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,960 So I'm down there and just going to town, you know, I get in. 138 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:48,760 So far, I found the bit of plaque where I pulled out 139 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:53,600 several wipes already without. Yeah, there was like, yeah, Doo 140 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,040 Doo on the ground and stuff. Only used. 141 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,640 Yeah, yeah. Gently. 142 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,440 Very, not very gently, but gently. 143 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:03,320 Oh, it just reminded me that the reason why their system clogged 144 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,320 was because of wet wipes. Yeah. 145 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,960 Yeah, like they just don't. They're just not flushing wet 146 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,360 wipes. Yeah, they're not. 147 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:13,840 A great thing to flush yeah. So it's it's super common. 148 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,760 The last time this happened, some we had a family that was 149 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,600 staying with this that one of the daughters flushed their 150 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,200 underwear. Not sure why, but and nobody 151 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:26,400 ever fessed up to her answered. But that time I had a plumber 152 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,840 take care of it. This time I decided to save 153 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:32,120 myself like $500 and do it myself. 154 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:35,400 So, you know, like that. Yeah. 155 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,840 Well, it no. So the last time it was like 450 156 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,280 bucks. It's not bad. 157 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:43,720 No, it's, I guess, I guess it feels bad, you know? 158 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,200 I would excuse like thousands I expect. 159 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:52,120 Comparatively, comparatively to other possible charges, sure, 160 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,720 But I'm with you, Bob, I'm I'm the same way. 161 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:58,400 I'm like I had. 450 bucks always hurt like last week. 162 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,960 Last week I, I couldn't do the podcast. 163 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:06,080 I was putting brakes, which are drum brakes on my car and a new 164 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,920 blower. Yeah, they're not great. 165 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:13,320 But anyway, my buddy, he came over and he did it and I paid 166 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:15,600 parts and he's like you know what, whatever you feel like 167 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,440 paying me is fine. Not a big deal. 168 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,120 So it ended up costing me all together with parts and 169 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,360 everything 400 bucks which is no. 170 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:26,480 Which is not bad at all comparatively because the brakes 171 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,320 and the blower motor on that car would have cost me close to 172 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:32,440 $800. Oh he did a blower motor too. 173 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:33,600 I missed. By itself I've. 174 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,880 Heard it. Yeah, and the blower motor is 175 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:38,160 not a big deal either. Yeah, it really. 176 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:42,040 No, I don't have heat. Especially, yeah, it's not, it 177 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:46,400 was not great, but especially in my car because I drive it's a 92 178 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,680 Buick, so it's wide like a Cadillac and the engine 179 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:55,560 compartment in that thing is so it was super easy to get to. 180 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,440 Is that was the blower motor, was that was that in the main 181 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,720 compartment or is that like near the club box? 182 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,840 It's in the engine. It was in the engine 183 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:05,320 compartment, so it was right at the back the engine. 184 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:06,800 Nice. Yeah, that's not bad. 185 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,800 Screwed. He took it out. 186 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,960 He put it back in. Boom. 187 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,640 No, man, it wasn't. It wasn't bad at all. 188 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,720 Big guys like me don't like to fit like in the in the, the 189 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,920 foot. Well, you know, that's that's 190 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,120 right. Several of them. 191 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,800 That's where my he's. A bigger, He's a bigger guy. 192 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,360 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 193 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,280 I don't like that the wrong 1 so I couldn't even put the the 194 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,720 trimming back on like under oh. No. 195 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:36,520 I don't like, I went to Arnold Palmer or Arnold Motors or 196 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,000 whatever it's called Arnold. Oh, yeah. 197 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. 198 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:44,120 And I they and I bought 1 and they and I it was apparently the 199 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:48,320 wrong 1 when it like died like an out like a day later. 200 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,640 But Oh no. And they wouldn't let me. 201 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,400 He gave it, she did it, died after it, didn't return it. 202 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:59,680 Yeah, it's because I killed I, I literally killed the motor. 203 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,600 But they gave it to you. Still wrong? 204 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,160 That doesn't matter. A day? 205 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,240 A day No. Yeah, I'm sorry. 206 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:11,200 There's a most places have like it's like a what, a seven day 207 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,520 policy. It doesn't matter what happens 208 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,800 if it dies, it they cover that. That's the dumbest thing. 209 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,880 I look at it in the face and say, oh wow, so you all are 210 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,400 garbage. OK, cool. 211 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,400 I'll. See you in. 212 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:26,400 The court. I probably won't. 213 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,960 Yeah, I'll be spending more on. Legal fees than I would. 214 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:33,320 Right, right. So I, so I, I was getting 215 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,920 through the, the dunk that was down in there, just cutting 216 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:39,040 through it. And I got to a certain point and 217 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:43,360 like, I sit there, my son-in-law was down in the basement talking 218 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,480 to me and I was, I was probably 1520 minutes just letting that 219 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,600 thing run. And I kept looking while I was 220 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,360 talking to him and it didn't really, really seem like it was 221 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,080 going anywhere. And then I finally saw that 222 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:56,440 there was a kink in the line. And then, so then I had to like 223 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,720 force that through. I had to pull and yank on it 224 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:01,880 and, and finally got it to work and then finally got a big old, 225 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,760 another wipe out of there and, and tore through some other 226 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,760 stuff. And by the time I got all done, 227 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:10,160 you know, there was everywhere and, you know, nasty, gross 228 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,320 water. And it was like whenever I 229 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,320 texted, whenever I got, I sent a discord message. 230 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,960 It was like a little after 6, I think. 231 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,320 And I still needed to finish preparing. 232 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,600 I needed, I had to clean up that mess. 233 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,400 I had to take a shower because cookies, you know, I had to go 234 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,560 take care of some dogs. And I was like, I don't. 235 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,800 Shower I've been. Making Yeah. 236 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,920 Oh yeah, I've been boiling. Myself in bleach. 237 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,880 Like boiling myself in bleach. It wasn't awful. 238 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,560 It was a little bit, but it was enough that it was like, OK, you 239 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:42,520 know, and I should have worn my I didn't get anything on my 240 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,880 shoes or anything like that, but I should have wore like my muck 241 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,120 boots or something. But I didn't because I think it 242 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,240 was going to be that bad. And I ended up having a fight 243 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,720 with that machine for like an hour. 244 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,960 I finally got all the, all the spring like yanked out of it and 245 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,600 then put everything back in and yeah, yeah, it's fun. 246 00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,800 It's fun. It's not terrible. 247 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,000 It's it's kind of nice if everything works right. 248 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,760 It's nice. You know, you just, it's stupid 249 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,120 easy. You just go to the clean out. 250 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,880 Mine's like real close to the floor. 251 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:12,040 You know, you pull the washer and dryer out, you no, not a big 252 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,880 deal. I didn't have a plug at the time 253 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:17,080 for the clean out because that wasn't in when we moved in and 254 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,280 it was something I kind of forgot to ever take care of. 255 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,720 It's generally not a big deal until it starts overflowing and 256 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:27,160 then it's a deal, you know, and then you just, you get the snake 257 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:31,280 going, you get the little pedal on the floor and you just step 258 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,800 on that pedal and sit there and talk to somebody while it goes 259 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:37,080 in and does, does a job. You know, if it starts bowing, 260 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:40,240 you know, you, you let loose on it and back it up and then go 261 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,440 back and forth. It's, it's so stupid easy to 262 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,480 take care of. I don't know why we pay plumbers 263 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:47,480 4 or $500 to take care of that stuff, although they know a 264 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:51,120 little bit more than I do, but yeah, you know, the same. 265 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:54,760 Reason why we take our cars into mechanics to like get them 266 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:58,120 worked on. YouTube man, I figured so many 267 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:02,200 things out on YouTube. I do not trust myself enough. 268 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,480 You're smart guy. I know, I know. 269 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,600 You agree with Cheddar on that one, now I am. 270 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,160 Both. Done some car work. 271 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,480 I have all thumbs when it comes to tire stuff. 272 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,360 Yeah, like. There's batteries and stuff like 273 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:19,160 that, but if it's like, if it's like a window motor, yeah, 274 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,400 that's what I just had my had repaired on my car was a window 275 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,920 motor. I didn't want to. 276 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:27,320 Easy. Usually it's easy, but it's. 277 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,800 Also expensive. That electric crap is just. 278 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,720 Yeah, it was. It was 190 dollars. 279 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,880 For the whole thing. That's in it. 280 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:35,800 Oh, that's not bad. Yeah. 281 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,720 For the motor, yeah. Anymore they used to be like 4 282 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,680 or $500.00 for that stuff and now it's just so common. 283 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,320 Yeah, there, there aren't any cars hard. 284 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,920 I, there's a few here and there, I suppose that have the crank 285 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,080 windows, but it's just so popular now. 286 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,280 So it's, it's usually pretty cheap. 287 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,600 I, I just had somebody that a friend that had their, their 288 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,280 windshield wipers were sticking on. 289 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,280 They wouldn't shut off. And I found out that in that 290 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,920 vehicle was a common problem for the switch to go bad. 291 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:06,920 And I tested it a little bit and I was like, I was 90% sure the 292 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,880 switch is bad. Took me 5 minutes. 293 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,760 You know, all I had to do was just take the plastic off around 294 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,960 the steering column. There's two little T 10 bolts 295 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,800 backed those out, pulled the old one out, put the new doorman 296 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:20,640 product in which doorman is an always a good way to go and plug 297 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,440 that in and put it all back together and then wanted to cuss 298 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,960 at the bolts because I couldn't get it back in because again, 299 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:29,880 get it big guy getting down into the footwell of the vehicle not 300 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:33,160 much fun, but I did it in about took me about 15 minutes. 301 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,080 Probably saved them, you know, 150 bucks. 302 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,360 Yeah. I don't know, I'm just always 303 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:42,880 scared because I don't want to like mess something up and then 304 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,400 it's just irreversible damage. That's usually not the case, but 305 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,760 I get that I get nervous about some things that I haven't done 306 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,200 before. If I watch, you know, I usually 307 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,520 don't just watch one. I usually watch two or three 308 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,840 YouTube videos on the same thing if I can find them. 309 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,480 But. I slowly watch through it as I 310 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,760 fix the car. I will have it playing and then 311 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,680 I'll rewind 100 times while I'm I have. 312 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,600 Done. That I'm on this step here. 313 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,360 Let's get back. Well, they. 314 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,480 Replaced the water, the water pump on the Cadillac. 315 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:15,240 They were going to charge me $1000 to replace a water pump on 316 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:19,160 that stupid Cadillac. Is that $75 part, ladies and 317 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:22,960 gentlemen, your parts? Yeah, check your parts. 318 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,080 Right. Everything else is labor. 319 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,120 It's that much labor for them to get. 320 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,480 Not even just that, but they were going to buy the pump from 321 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:34,280 Cadillac and Cadillac was charging $300.00 for the stupid 322 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,400 part. Ladies and gentlemen, check your 323 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,600 parts first of all. Yeah, don't buy a Cadillac. 324 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,160 You will pay quadruple what you always pay for every. 325 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,240 Part you will take pads. With a Corvette. 326 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,840 Brake pads to freaking all of the luxury cars. 327 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,360 Oh, it's luxury. Yeah, they breakdown every 328 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:54,240 30,000 miles and they're stupid expensive if you've. 329 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,800 Got. On that, go for it. 330 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:00,000 You do it, you do it. It was an older Cadillac too, 331 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,240 and that thing ran like a Uncle Garbage. 332 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,400 Car. You end up selling that one, 333 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,720 didn't you? Yeah, my buddy the mechanic 334 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,200 bought it off me for 500 bucks. I was like, please take it, get 335 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,599 rid of it. He's like, hey, I can give you 336 00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:16,800 this much up front and then we can split the cost. 337 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,200 I was like, no, just get it out. Just get it out. 338 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,960 I'm done with it. I got that. 339 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:25,800 Stupid thing I was paying. $200 a month, $200 a month for 340 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,800 insurance for that stupid Cadillac? 341 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,840 What? That wasn't worth that $200 a 342 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,800 month. I got that. 343 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,120 My insurance, my insurance went down to $60.00 a month. 344 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,920 That's for rent insurance for insurance, full coverage on my 345 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:42,840 Buick, that's for property damage. 346 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:46,520 That's for this like 7 different types of insurance I pay for. 347 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,240 And that black insurance was $200. 348 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,600 It was more than the rest combined in double. 349 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,840 You paid for the value of the Cadillac several times over. 350 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,080 Insurance. Isn't a racket, and I'm telling 351 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:03,360 you it's not. I I'm all for insurance. 352 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:06,080 I'm really for insurance. If you decide to be an idiot and 353 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:09,040 hit me, I'm all for it, ladies and gentlemen, I'm for it. 354 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:12,160 I'm here for it. Insurance because guess what? 355 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,560 I can't afford to fix your car and I'm fine with that. 356 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,200 You can't afford to fix my car. I'm fine with that. 357 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,600 We got insurance. Should it be legal? 358 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,080 You know, fight it out, whatever I say. 359 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:26,320 No, but you know, again, I would rather have insurance that I 360 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,160 would rather it be illegal to not have insurance. 361 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,040 Then people honestly be like, I'd rather go to jail than pay 362 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,560 for your car fixes and then actually have to go to jail 363 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,560 because they can't actually pay for car fixes. 364 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:40,800 That'd be hilariously, although that would be pretty satisfying 365 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,960 to see. Yeah, but. 366 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,400 Somebody's face drop is they're like, oh, I'm going to prison. 367 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,240 Like, Yep. Right. 368 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:50,480 Well, in most municipalities in in most states, if you. 369 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,560 So all states, as far as I understand, require insurance if 370 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,280 you're caught without it. Generally the ticket starts 371 00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:01,600 around 4 to $500. I I think Indiana I think it was 372 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,000 $800 if I remember correctly. I might. 373 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,200 Yeah, I've been hit with it before. 374 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,800 Yeah. And then if they like catch you, 375 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,400 if they catch you again, you're put on, you're automatically put 376 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,480 on SR22. Yeah. 377 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:15,560 And then now, now you're paying like 5 or 4 or $500 double, 378 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,760 triple what it would cost you normally. 379 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:21,360 And I think you generally have to carry that six months to two 380 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,480 years. Two years. 381 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,320 OK. Yeah. 382 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,600 And I thought it was somewhere in there. 383 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,080 Yeah. And that so. 384 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:28,400 Well, now. Yeah. 385 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,440 It's better to just find a way to afford it, you know, than to 386 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,800 go without it. So I hate playing Kingdom Come 387 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:37,920 Deliverance too. And you know, it's a medieval 388 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,160 game and you. Get trouble, You get what a hard 389 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,480 ski from the conversation. It is. 390 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:47,560 You get put in stockings and I was just watching and I was 391 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:51,160 like, why? Stockings like like Christmas 392 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,120 stockings? Yeah. 393 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,800 Yeah. You mean stockades or are you 394 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,400 talking about like fishnets? They made me wear fishnets 395 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:01,080 because that's my right, I mean. Nothing new. 396 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,360 Yeah, those. Things try me wear tan for your. 397 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,160 Hands in there and people throw tomatoes at. 398 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:08,520 You. Yeah, Stockades. 399 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,800 Oh, is that what they're called? Interesting. 400 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:12,680 Yeah. I'll call them stockings. 401 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,120 I know. Oh casino is that? 402 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,920 Pulling your stockings instead of you, I get it. 403 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,400 Is that set up? Some like that looks like it's 404 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,600 set up something like Red Dead Redemption two kind of style. 405 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,320 Pretty much, yeah, yeah, it's an old, old fashioned like the 406 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,760 discipline and it and it, it does come full circle because. 407 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,760 I could get into that should. Bring those back because you 408 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,520 stand them all night. Like everybody gets together and 409 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,280 they throw stuff at you, but they don't let you go. 410 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,800 Public shaming. Right. 411 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,760 Yeah. They don't let you go. 412 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:45,880 You got to sit there with the flies and the filth all night. 413 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,480 In a comfortable. Position and you're not gonna do 414 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,000 it again. Yep, exactly like they call 415 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,320 those things as barbaric as you. No, but you'll do something. 416 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,840 What about the people that just? Keep doing the same stupid thing 417 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,240 over and over and over again and they get to go to jail. 418 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,320 And a lot of a lot of people are, you know, they're, they're 419 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:06,560 recidivists because you know, hey, if I go in, I get 3 hots 420 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,640 and a cot. So that sounds good to me. 421 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,000 I'm doing work. I can. 422 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,400 Work out. I can do whatever I want, yeah. 423 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,880 Exactly. I get some free time, you know, 424 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,000 I get some time to myself for my wife and I don't care. 425 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:22,360 Yeah. You only got my only my bad 426 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,440 things waiting for me on the inside. 427 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,600 It's fine. The only bad thing is is I get 428 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,040 to ward off all the other other inmates from your butt. 429 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,240 Exactly. But again, like you said, you 430 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,000 don't like. I don't think it's. 431 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:37,600 And if you're ready to go is not, you know you've already 432 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,960 prepped with it. You know you're crusty. 433 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,480 Nobody wants anything to do with that. 434 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,760 Well, not every prison has a booty warrior, but every once in 435 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,480 a while. And do that's true? 436 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,240 Well, and here's the here's the thing about that, too. 437 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,560 Chocolate or not? Here's the big thing. 438 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,400 Here's what you do. Then you then you bribe the 439 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,720 doctor, the prison doctor to spread the rumor that you have 440 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,440 HIV. That'll keep him off. 441 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,400 Yeah. I mean, sure. 442 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,360 Booty warrior has it already so he don't. 443 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,440 He wouldn't care. Well, maybe personally, he might 444 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,520 not. So I mean, a lot of the prisons 445 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:12,200 do put sodium nitrate in their foods now in your food so that 446 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:16,400 you don't. It's extremely difficult to get 447 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,720 happy with. Your get an erection. 448 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,040 Yes, get an erection. It's all Peter. 449 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:25,640 Yeah, Yeah, owner. Who kills the sex drive in? 450 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,040 General In In In my opinion I I. Prefer it hard. 451 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,120 I. Prefer the Hancock method? 452 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:37,480 My Dick don't. Work by the way, by the way, but 453 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,960 there's there's Danny. So you guys just made me think 454 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,600 of this. You guys were a bunch of potty. 455 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:47,120 Mouth last week, but I wasn't on here with the pocket vaginas. 456 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,720 And you missed it. You missed it. 457 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,840 But the rest of y'all you. Yeah, they were. 458 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,160 You should have listened to it, man. 459 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:59,320 I'm listening to this at work and I'm like, I'm glad I've got 460 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,600 Airpods in because I. Proposed a simple question. 461 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,520 You did. Molded up my butt hole. 462 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,320 Yeah. I cannot hear you because 463 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,480 everyone's laughing so loud. What? 464 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:18,240 So the question I proposed was, is it gay if I have a pocket 465 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,160 vagina molded out of my butt hole? 466 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,240 Right, right. And that's what it was and is. 467 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,840 No, it's masturbation with extra steps. 468 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,800 It's just masturbation with extra steps. 469 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:35,000 And then we got into the cutting a hole in a kangaroo pocket. 470 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,960 Oh my goodness, it got crazy company. 471 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,840 Yeah, company sponsored flashlight. 472 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:45,240 Yeah, yeah, when I saw, when I saw the title of the episode 473 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,200 come out, like I'm literally walking the floor and I get a 474 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,880 notification on my phone the next night and it's the 475 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,200 notification says Kangaroo Pocket. 476 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,120 I was. Like, oh, no, I was like 477 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,320 kangaroo pocket, huh. This is gonna. 478 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,040 And I'm thinking, you know, it's always so interesting how they 479 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,760 how how he finds the titles for these and then. 480 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,320 Oh, yeah. Oh, there he is. 481 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,800 Wow. No, but no. 482 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:11,440 But Speaking of prison, I personally prefer the Hancock 483 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,400 method of keeping people away from me. 484 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,000 You know, you just look at one guy and say, look, if you guys 485 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,840 don't leave me alone, I'm going to take your head and I'm going 486 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,520 to shove it up and your rear end, rear end, and then you do 487 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,120 it. Then you do it. 488 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,440 I think I'd get laughed at. I, I would, I would just say 489 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,480 like, if you guys don't stop, I'm going to jerk you off. 490 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,720 Everybody. Don't bully me, I'll come. 491 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,480 You just spit. You just spit in your hands. 492 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:44,240 All right, I'm getting it. You're getting it whether you 493 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,120 want it or not. You get away from me, I'm not 494 00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:50,600 gay. Making eye contact. 495 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,240 I'm making it gay. If you do that like four or five 496 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,880 in here, I'm. Not even in prison. 497 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,200 Leave me alone. If you do that four or five more 498 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:00,440 times, you're going to be really upset. 499 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:06,960 Is that what you said? Oh man. 500 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,400 I love that. I love that. 501 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,920 But they're like, oh, I'm gonna have my way with you. 502 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,600 It's like, oh, and I'm gonna like it. 503 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:17,440 And I'm gonna let you. Oh, please. 504 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:24,040 My support is pineapple juice. No, please no. 505 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,800 I. Do like pineapple? 506 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,360 Juice I haven't wiped in three weeks. 507 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:31,560 Oh no. Good luck getting through that 508 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,200 for us. Hot fudge sundae. 509 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,800 And all I eat is spicy food. Shot the jalapeno. 510 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,280 I shot the jalapeno up there yesterday. 511 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,160 I think it's been marinate flavor. 512 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,720 It's marinate. Flavor from jalapeno. 513 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,600 You have used a hedge Clipper to get my cheeks apart. 514 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,680 My cheeks. My cheeks. 515 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,560 My cheeks. This happened when you join the 516 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,600 conversation. Dad was pretty. 517 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:07,720 It was. Really good. 518 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,480 I think I just have a bad influence on people. 519 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,880 Echo. Echo it is. 520 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,160 I can hear that go. Is it me? 521 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,680 Might be, might be, it's not me. Penis. 522 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,840 Penis. That's what I said. 523 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:23,280 Penis. Penis. 524 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,680 Wait, maybe it is me. Looking at my penis. 525 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,160 Penis. That's why I say. 526 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:34,920 Stop looking at my penis. Wait, wait. 527 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:42,280 Hold on, is it better? I just let it way better. 528 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,600 Yeah, way better so. OK. 529 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:45,400 Thank you. I. 530 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,560 Had to be quiet to make sure that. 531 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:55,640 Trying to act, yeah, guys are terrible. 532 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,600 Yeah. Like a rowdy group of 5th 533 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,720 graders, man. You know, I mean, I, I don't 534 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,480 know, I mean maybe a little more like 6th, but yeah, there's not 535 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,080 a big difference. As long as it's not 8th graders. 536 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,360 I hate 8th graders. Yeah, I get that. 537 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,120 Yeah, no, because they think there's a hot, they think 538 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,880 there's a hot crap, right? Do they they go to high school? 539 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,360 Yeah. Well, yeah, they're the top of 540 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:21,400 the food chain, right? But they're really the bottom 541 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,880 because they're freshmen next year, freshies. 542 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,680 They really think that they're all that, but they ain't 543 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,920 nothing. Yeah, that's it's. 544 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,800 The same thing for the. Middle school and I beat up 545 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,600 those eighth graders. I beat them up. 546 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,880 Yeah, I beat them up. The same thing for the guys who 547 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,760 peak in high school who are seniors. 548 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,680 It's like he's dude, it's like these are the best days of your 549 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:39,720 life. You're not good enough. 550 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,160 You didn't even get a scholarship for for whatever 551 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,080 sport you're playing. It's like you're screwed after 552 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,560 this. Tony, there's people that. 553 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,760 Like. There's people that I graduated 554 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,400 that are still stuck in high school days. 555 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:50,840 Was it They're still stuck in high? 556 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,120 School. I. 557 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:59,400 Mean like like they always. Referring back to their glory. 558 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,760 Days every every conversation goes back to like high school or 559 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,960 something like. That there's there's a Joe with 560 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:10,640 you saying that there's a guy that plays for college football. 561 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,760 He's a senior, but he's like 2829. 562 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,760 He's been playing for a long time. 563 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,720 He's a lifer. He's a lifer. 564 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,960 I thought they made a rule they fixed that so you couldn't play 565 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,720 for so long in college like. He just keeps, I think he's like 566 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,120 barely scraping by and the team's letting him. 567 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:33,040 He's he's taking like two classes a semester, Yeah. 568 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,280 We just really want to win, OK? And they don't ever get close to 569 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,240 win. I think it's Vanderbilt. 570 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,040 That's why, that's why they keep letting him play I. 571 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,880 I think. Because they're useless. 572 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,040 He he might have been like red shirted for the first couple 573 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,440 years, so that's why he's able to extend. 574 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,040 What does red shirt one? Massive dude with a beard 575 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,680 amongst like a team of toddlers. So basically red shirting is 576 00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,760 where you like you're, they basically say OK, you're on the 577 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,320 team, but you're not going to play this year. 578 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,840 So they pretty much extend your time because you didn't play 579 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,560 that first year. OK. 580 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,880 They usually do that with walk ONS. 581 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,520 OK, I get you. Penis. 582 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:17,320 Like me, I'm a walk off. I like it on women. 583 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:22,440 I like it when women walk on me. Is everybody getting sick? 584 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,520 Is that what's going on? Yeah, yeah. 585 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,480 So I'm I'm currently sick right now. 586 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,040 Dang. Also currently sick. 587 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,280 Dang it. I'm coming off of being sick. 588 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,320 Sick of having feelings for my friends. 589 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,240 I'm homosexual. I'm homosexual. 590 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,920 Guys, it's okay these days, it's 2025, you're allowed to be 591 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,040 homosexual without having any type of repercussions. 592 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,000 No, there's repercussions. I'll call you. 593 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,400 Gay does it. Reflect on my taxes. 594 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:57,320 Yeah, you get, you get extra bonuses, they give you extra. 595 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,560 Bonuses. I claim you guys as dependents. 596 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:04,560 I'm dependent on your I'm. Dependent on your, I'm dependent 597 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:09,080 on your. That's the case. 598 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,000 We're all gonna be rich. Yeah. 599 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,080 Taxes. Taxes. 600 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:20,360 Those are coming up. Wait, who's going to get the 601 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,960 biggest tax return? We let them claim everybody as a 602 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,560 dependent and they split the money with us. 603 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,800 That's a good idea. Dan Danny has. 604 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:30,960 Got owe money. So he'll get the most back. 605 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,280 Probably have. A child, yeah, but you make more 606 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,600 though, so we we. I don't know those those child 607 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,960 tax credits matter. No joke though, OK? 608 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,000 Balance out, they're amazing. Yeah, I. 609 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,520 Will only have children for tax purposes. 610 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,920 The last few years I've been claiming the neighbor's kids is 611 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,240 mine. Just I know. 612 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,680 Yeah, yeah, I'm looking. I'm personally looking. 613 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,360 Here somewhere you're going to be able to claim your dog or 614 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,880 something like that. I mean, I feel like I kind of 615 00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,520 should be able to, but. Everybody would be doing that. 616 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,000 I claim my goldfish. Yeah. 617 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,680 Technically you're allowed to do that as long as they don't audit 618 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,400 you. They audit you, you're screwed. 619 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,920 But if they just scam you by and just let you go, you're fine. 620 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,440 Here's the thing. They won't catch you the first 621 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:17,680 year. They probably won't catch you 622 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,400 the second year, but the third year they'll start catching on. 623 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,920 They're gonna race. Wait a minute, This 51 year old 624 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,480 guy all of a sudden? They're gonna raise. 625 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,640 Kids, Yeah. Right. 626 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:34,280 Either that or or they'll let it go on for 10 to 15 years and 627 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,320 then they'll catch you for all 10 years. 628 00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:40,600 Dial What if you? Send a gift back skit to the IRS 629 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,320 every year. That might work. 630 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,680 With a car. It won't matter. 631 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,160 They'll get angry because you sent it to one AJ and you didn't 632 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,120 send it to them. Queen. 633 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,080 Queen. Queen. 634 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,840 I'm. Sally, I love you and Sally 635 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,480 always make a. Long time. 636 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,600 Telling me that wouldn't work. You gotta you gotta say I'm 637 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,760 Sally. Like SOWWY. 638 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,800 Oh yeah, no. As long as tax, yeah. 639 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,960 As long as that's your tax agent, then sure. 640 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:12,000 But if you send it and it goes to a different tax agent, then 641 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,360 you'll get caught by the one who's jealous that you sent them 642 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,440 one and not the other. And. 643 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,120 Then I'll just send another one. I'm just. 644 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,000 Sending gift baskets and an immunity. 645 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:26,360 It's tax deductible too. Thanks, I'm giving back to the 646 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:35,880 government. I'm sorry. 647 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:48,000 Give me. At this point, at this point, 648 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,800 yeah, it's just like, please take home the brand muffins, 649 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,760 nobody. And then at that point, it's 650 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,680 just it is literally because you're claiming it on your 651 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,720 taxes. It's the IRS fighting themselves 652 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,440 gets it's over. And over. 653 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,640 Just keep sending them loads of fruitcake. 654 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,240 No fruitcake. You get, you get double audited 655 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,600 for that. They're like, I wish you were 656 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,200 dead. Me too. 657 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,840 Thanks. Sean, it's the nothing on spell 658 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,800 I'm saw we. I saw. 659 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,120 Oh yeah, that makes sense. Saw we. 660 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,680 In crayon. In crayon. 661 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,480 Yeah, there's I speak crayon. You sound like. 662 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,560 You sound like a dozen cookies, just regular cookies and they 663 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,400 just have like frowny face frosting on it. 664 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,880 A little little teardrop. Emoji. 665 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,160 Yeah. A little teardrop, yeah. 666 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,640 So you decide to like some of. The talking will we see that? 667 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,920 So you usually send them in like with like red wrapping or 668 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,600 something like that. But this year you decided to 669 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:48,200 spice it up with blue. Next thing you know, the tax 670 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,240 return is like $2000 more. No, that you owe. 671 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,040 Oh, that you. Because they're seeing right 672 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,760 through you. Yeah, because they're seeing 673 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,680 right through your nonsense. If I rob a bank, do I have to 674 00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,760 claim that on my taxes? Yes. 675 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:05,320 Yeah. As income, yeah, here's the 676 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,360 surefire way. To get caught if. 677 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,239 It's a gift, No. If it's a gift more than 678 00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,040 $10,000, yeah, you have to write it off. 679 00:34:11,159 --> 00:34:12,440 You have to. So so. 680 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,280 And here's the thing though, too, if you rob a bank and then 681 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,920 give it to charity, then you get to write that off. 682 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:19,800 It's taxes an. Old black guy named. 683 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,560 Charity. So there you go. 684 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,080 Well, what if I? What if I run? 685 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,040 That charity, she was my favorite strip. 686 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:29,880 It gets a little dicey, but you could probably make it's. 687 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:34,239 Under a shell company. Give it to charity, yeah. 688 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,880 Yeah, yeah, it'd probably work. I mean, I guess I don't know how 689 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:41,040 well the IRS digs anymore. I think this is like it. 690 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,800 Depends. It depends. 691 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,440 They don't have extortion or money laundering one or two. 692 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,440 They don't get you. Maybe, maybe not. 693 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,239 And the charity is just called Give Me More Money Money. 694 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,440 Money. Give me money, please. 695 00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,240 Yeah. The charity is called This Is. 696 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,680 Called. Me daddy. 697 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,240 Yeah. And then the charity is just a 698 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,800 trust fund and then they can't touch it. 699 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,200 Oh, that's your own. The Trust. 700 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,840 Do you think it'll be tax deductible if I set the IRS a 701 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:14,920 box of staples? It's like you're giving to the 702 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,320 government. Yeah. 703 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,400 It's like kind of like a office supply type of thing. 704 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,880 I mean, you can, other people do. 705 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,280 Basket. Just send the gift basket. 706 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,440 What? Well you want me to send 3 hole 707 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,960 punches too? Yeah, so. 708 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,760 That's like, that's like asking like. 709 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,720 Twist my arm. Is it tax deductible if I'm mail 710 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,680 Secret Service bullets? Yeah. 711 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,720 Yeah, and I put I. Put I put their names on it so 712 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:41,880 they know who's is who. Yeah, and I can fire him for my 713 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:44,280 gun at them so it gets them quicker. 714 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,120 Oh, that's. Perfect. 715 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,120 I hadn't thought of that, you know. 716 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,840 My hardest part is getting the trajectory from Iowa to 717 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,760 Wisconsin. Yes, I have a huge stockpile of 718 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,760 chemicals so would it be tax deductible if I mix them 719 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,720 together and send it to them in the form of like in a pipe? 720 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,960 Yeah, yeah. That's. 721 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,880 That's maybe. It depends on what the chemicals 722 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,200 are. If it's old. 723 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,040 Peter yes, because they use a lot of that. 724 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,960 Yeah, it made me not horny. Don't work. 725 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:23,320 Would it be tax deductible if I sent a bottle of arsenic to the 726 00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:28,600 White House? OK, so, OK, so here's here's 727 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,880 here's the different, different, it depends on how you send the 728 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,640 arsenic. Do you send, do you send it in 729 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:40,040 the form of say Peach, apricot, apple seeds because there's a 730 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:44,600 small amounts of arsenic in those or do you send it in the 731 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,640 already chemically separated form where it's just. 732 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:52,040 Jug, it's gonna. Have it's gonna have a tube and 733 00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,560 that is gonna have like a floral like gift card with this because 734 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,200 I'm sorry. Oh, then that's fine. 735 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,040 As long as you say you're sorry, yeah. 736 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,000 Yeah. I'm sorry. 737 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:01,920 Please wake me. Please. 738 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,280 I'm sorry. It's not admitted. 739 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:06,240 It's fine. It's not. 740 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:07,160 Huh. Alleged. 741 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,000 Alleged. Try to sue you. 742 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,320 Well, no, because it came for me. 743 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:15,440 I don't say I'm sorry, I say. I'm sorry, officer, I said. 744 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,080 I was sorry. You. 745 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,920 Can't come after me. You did. 746 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,680 Oh well then have a good day your. 747 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:29,760 Honor, your honor, my your honor, my client pleads. 748 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,000 Oopsie Daisy. Oopsie, Daisy. 749 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,040 He says he's sorry my tummy was hurting. 750 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,080 That day and I was a widow, irritable. 751 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,840 I was stupid pissed. I wonder. 752 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,320 How that would work if? Like, you know, a cop pulled you 753 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,240 over and you started talking like that. 754 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:54,640 Officer, I'm sorry. You know, they probably do run 755 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,280 into people that actually talk like that though. 756 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,680 They. Probably say, hey, why don't you 757 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,640 step out of the car and come with me real quick. 758 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:03,440 I kind of know somebody. I kind of know somebody that 759 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,360 does talk like that and he's an adult. 760 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:09,680 I got a yeah. And if people if people told him 761 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,560 almost. Whisper. 762 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,640 A speech impoundment. His name. 763 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,880 His name is Michael. And if you call him Michael, he 764 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:23,480 will say, you know what I do to people to call me Mikey? 765 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:29,200 I swept the crap out of him but this guy has he has a sailors 766 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,560 mouth. Like he cusses. 767 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:34,640 Like it's really strange to hear somebody talk like this, saying 768 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,040 the F word all the time. Will be hilarious. 769 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,120 I would not be able to contain myself. 770 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,640 It's hard. It's really difficult to hear 771 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:47,280 those guys say bastard. It's really hard, I'm telling 772 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,760 you, but, but don't you call me Mikey. 773 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,880 I'll smack the crap out of you. There's a This guy's a wheel 774 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,240 basket. There's a. 775 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,840 Guy. Yeah, there's a guy at work, 776 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,760 James Joseph, and he does not like to be called Joe, So try to 777 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,760 call him out of a radio. Yeah, I don't like that. 778 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,840 That's fine. So I settled because there's 779 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:08,000 like four or five Josephs. So his name is now Josephus. 780 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,240 Josephus. Really. 781 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:13,600 Hey, Josephus, You got a copy? And he he kind of chuckles and 782 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:20,720 says, yeah, go ahead. Quite hilarious, yeah, So. 783 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:24,120 Those radios at my work and are your guys's radios like super 784 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,400 clear? Is it like one of those things 785 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,880 you have to like get used to like? 786 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,240 You kind of got to get used to it and some people like either 787 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,120 they talk too far away or they swallow it. 788 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:37,960 Yeah, yeah, I hear like the radio or the walkie-talkie go 789 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,080 off. Breaker Breaker 19. 790 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:46,480 It's it's just the lady up in the office going and then the 791 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,520 guy looks like his radio's like, OK. 792 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:57,200 If it's going off and all, your OK. 793 00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,320 All right. Thanks. 794 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,040 I love you too. Bye love. 795 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:02,800 You too. Bye. 796 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:05,720 And I'll sit there and I'll wait. 797 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:10,800 Like if it's important, you'll call back because I didn't hear 798 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,880 you. Factory, I said. 799 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,720 The factory's on fire. I'm sorry. 800 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,320 Oh well, yeah. OK. 801 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,880 I wish you said. I wish you said that. 802 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,920 What else is new? I like to say bored head 803 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,560 instead. Of go ahead, you got it, you got 804 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,400 it, you snapped it. Oh man. 805 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,480 Yeah. Bob Deep. 806 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:39,360 Throating his mic. Oh, it's to go. 807 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,920 I love that it's invisible though you can't see it. 808 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,000 That makes it. That makes it perfect. 809 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,240 It's. It's perfect. 810 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:49,880 Purple. It's easy. 811 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:54,880 Yeah, it's perfect for. But Dang it, man, how do I 812 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,880 always get myself in these situations? 813 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,680 I keep doing the same stupid stuff. 814 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,760 Oh yeah. Oh no, it's my own actions. 815 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,520 Yeah, it might be. I keep finding myself in these 816 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,680 situations. Get off me. 817 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,760 Sexual situations. Maybe. 818 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:20,360 Because I want to be there. Quit climbing on me. 819 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,960 Exit only. I can't quit you I. 820 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:25,200 Can't. That's right. 821 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,480 I just. I can't quit you. 822 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,280 I can't quit you. I've tried. 823 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,000 Danny, did you tell these guys the news? 824 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,120 Yeah. No, no, we're not. 825 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,120 We're not talking about yet. We'll talk about it next week. 826 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,960 Oh, OK. Oh. 827 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,440 Oh, OK, people, people listen, OK. 828 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:46,360 Oh, it's fine. OK, love you. 829 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:52,720 Love you. What so the other day? 830 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,600 Yeah. So one time, one time, one time, 831 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,600 a band camp, I had a tuba up my butt. 832 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,800 A whole thing. You can fit a whole tuba up 833 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,960 there. A whole tuba I can only fit and 834 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,800 then. What about the six raccoons? 835 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,360 The business end of that? The business end? 836 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:07,520 Yeah, it's not the receiving end. 837 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,760 The raccoons, well, they were fighting for first place. 838 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,200 One of them was playing the tuba. 839 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,800 There you go. Yeah, that's the answer I was 840 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,760 looking for. Band camp is fun. 841 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,800 Here can I band camp? That's where I found out how to. 842 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,200 That's where I learned how to wrestle bears naked. 843 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,600 Wait a minute, there's no bears at band camp. 844 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,320 What? There was a bear at band camp? 845 00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,760 How? How? 846 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,680 Long is this season supposed to go? 847 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:43,080 OK, so so we have two more doctors to go and then so it 848 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,360 should be another 3 episodes. OK. 849 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,320 OK, OK. You know what you guys do and 850 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,600 whatnot but should should be another 3 episodes. 851 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:55,720 OK, I think the only reason I go ahead, the only reason I ask is 852 00:42:55,720 --> 00:43:00,160 because I'm trying to figure out where to fit in Z DS. 853 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,360 Oh yes, of course. I mean if we need to take a 854 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,560 break and do the Z DS like on after the first of the year, 855 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,080 that's I'm fine with that. OK, we can do that too. 856 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,800 Yeah. Yeah, it's always an option. 857 00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,560 I mean, I'd like to fit in Dead Rain to the Z DS, but. 858 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,120 I would like to, yes. Kind of could. 859 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,840 Everyone else. Well, I mean, there's always the 860 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,000 offer. We push the ZDS until we finish 861 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,160 dead rain. So it would it would it would 862 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:27,280 just be one more episode after the first of the year, so. 863 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,320 That's true. That's true. 864 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,480 I just, I was curious. Curiosity had me. 865 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,160 Yeah, no, I get you. I'm curious. 866 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,680 Curiosity. Curious Kilby. 867 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,720 No gives me. More time to work on the ad in 868 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,880 the game show. It made you better. 869 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,160 No2 tooth. Why is this so? 870 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:50,480 John Homers. So I was I was thinking of like 871 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,960 how to like mix like all that and I was thinking we can do it 872 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:57,160 like it's a 2 tooth emporium. So we have like a shop 873 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,320 characters. Two tooth emporium, I love it. 874 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,960 I just sell huge stuff. There you go. 875 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,080 I like that. It's huge of. 876 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,880 Our characters, like each of our of our characters will talk 877 00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,080 about a product that we sell at Tutus Emporium. 878 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:21,720 Big, big kanga, Mountain Dew and like industrial Ambien. 879 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:26,040 Yeah. Pictures of his mom. 880 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,760 Yeah. Oh yeah, in my Dick here. 881 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,240 Backs a devils dust. In my packs in. 882 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:38,080 My pack, they're huge. Nobody. 883 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,480 Nobody's. They're bigger than mine. 884 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,680 Probably just like 1 character per person or something like 885 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:44,640 that. That's the way it's like. 886 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:49,600 Not too long, but but no I. It sounds that that idea sounds 887 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,040 fire to me. I like that. 888 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:57,160 Good idea I think. I think I'd have to do a healer. 889 00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,880 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Take your shirt off. 890 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,040 We can, yeah, we can. It doesn't have to just be the 891 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:05,960 characters. It could be any of the 892 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,440 characters that we've done throughout the year. 893 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,720 Take your pants off. I like how his. 894 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,000 His camera pixelated as soon as like his shirt. 895 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,600 Came off. There they go. 896 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,800 Like I'm watching feel like I'm watching a Japanese video. 897 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,000 They're. Gone. 898 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,440 Like I'm watching hentai. It's like a Neil Breen movie. 899 00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,080 Ventilating and weird all at the same time. 900 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,600 Opiates amounts of blood pouring out of no wound. 901 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,960 Yeah, Alex got naked. I'll hop in the shower with you 902 00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:44,800 and just start kissing. Love him? 903 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,680 Yeah, no homo. Strap of your blouse. 904 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,920 No homo, it's for the movie. Bro yeah, this isn't gay. 905 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,240 I don't. Like this rolling on that one 906 00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:55,880 right except. For my I hate it. 907 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,960 I'm bare except for my shower socks. 908 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,840 My character gay, but I'm not. Yeah, we got married because we 909 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,880 figured the government was just going to tell us to do it 910 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,680 anyway. So, you know, I have to make 911 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,800 sweet love to this man, this wonderful man, every night 912 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,360 because I figured the government was going to tell us to do it. 913 00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,160 So we just went ahead and did it discussed. 914 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,120 Said it, he said it. Yeah. 915 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,200 He meant to it. You guys heard it? 916 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,880 Guys, I'm not gay. The character's gay. 917 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,320 I'm just really in the character right now. 918 00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:26,400 Yeah, method acting, you know. Yeah, over here. 919 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,240 You just a little. Bit how do you think I played? 920 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,600 Felix so well, I got in the camera. 921 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:36,400 I married my best friend. I'm not gonna like it, no. 922 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,760 For for old, not for him. Felix was it? 923 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:43,880 For for Old Tutus Emporium, I'm gonna be Oh, what was his name 924 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,160 for the prison? Not the prison, the island. 925 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:52,400 Yeah, I've got a giant massive collection of faces. 926 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,800 Yes. It's huge. 927 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,560 It's huge. Massive. 928 00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,440 Ginormous, ginormous. It's huge. 929 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,240 Well, you're eating cold cuts and drinking wine. 930 00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:13,480 Along the same vein, you could have like Raymond along with him 931 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,280 for to sell like body parts. Body parts. 932 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:19,040 There you go. Alex, I'm already turned on. 933 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,000 I don't need you to keep flexing into the camera, OK? 934 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,240 Now he's singing. I love how his mic he keeps 935 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,200 cutting out so I hear like one word every now and again. 936 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,520 So I'm singing and I've got that weird setting probably to where 937 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,440 it's like, oh, I want to. We got to cut out the. 938 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,560 Highs and the lows, because people don't talk that way. 939 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:42,280 Fair. Fair to yeah. 940 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,960 So. My dad's gone real quick, guys. 941 00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,840 I gotta help you. Out with some time I'll. 942 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:52,840 Be right back. You should do Jaxor and just do 943 00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:56,360 like a giant drug collection I. Forgot about Jaxor. 944 00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,640 Yeah. Oh, my favorite character. 945 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,360 Jaxor Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 946 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:06,080 I loved your voice for him. Yeah, that would be a good one. 947 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,440 Wow, if he if he's not doing that, then I would want Mr. 948 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:15,640 Master to do day Mike and like neither just do like chicken or 949 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,680 just meth. Thinking. 950 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:23,160 Yeah, so I've got, I've got a really huge collection of 951 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:30,160 chicken and and Krylon Gold Flake, a lot of meth. 952 00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,360 Yeah, baloney. It's all there. 953 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:36,160 So we offer 5 LB tubes of baloney that sit in the, they're 954 00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:39,800 aged in the window sill for like 6 months. 955 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,120 Yeah, with the cheese and the mayonnaise. 956 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:46,680 I like that. I like that. 957 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,520 I set it on my own car's windshield myself. 958 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,040 The the chicken is Cliff. We just, we just, we just 959 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:59,800 marinate the chicken in lighter fluid and then just, you know, 960 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:03,480 torch it and it's, it's done. But you got to eat it in the 961 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,760 car, so it kind of like seals the flavor in. 962 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:07,560 Yeah. Clam bake going. 963 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,840 There's there's nothing like it. You got a nice crispy crunchy 964 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,120 outside and this bra undone center. 965 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,800 It's if there's nothing light, it's cold, it's still frozen. 966 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,000 It's it's amazing.