1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:07,520 The mini podcast presents C&D under the table. 2 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:16,320 I like a futon. I'm going to say it a. 3 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:21,000 Big futon guy. I'm not afraid to admit it. 4 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,640 There's no shame liking a futon, honestly. 5 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:27,360 They're they're they're. Like there's a, there's a stigma 6 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,360 around it. It does seem like that. 7 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:34,120 It's a young man thing. There's no modern futon, you 8 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:37,160 know, They're always old. Well, I mean, as a guy that used 9 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:39,680 to sell futures, there's modern futons just. 10 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,440 They just look the same as the old ones. 11 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:46,240 So futons just remind me of hide a bed couches, and I mean 12 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:51,520 they're something to sleep on. I've never, I've never been in, 13 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:55,160 Hey, I've never been in one that's been before. 14 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,560 Well, so that was Alex's better half. 15 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,880 To to answer the truth, not the truth. 16 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,680 To answer the question with the truth. 17 00:01:05,519 --> 00:01:08,400 Most of the time it's like middle-aged mothers that are 18 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:13,720 buying their teenage sons like, Oh yeah, their room like that. 19 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,000 That's most of the time what it is. 20 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,920 Or college you. Can see that well, 'cause then 21 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:20,000 'cause then as a, as a, as a young man or whatever, you know, 22 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,600 that's, that's your bed and then you can transform it into a 23 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,560 sofa. So you can play video games or 24 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:27,280 make out with your girlfriend or whatever. 25 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,560 I'm a sofa. Hold on, baby. 26 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:31,960 Stay right there. This thing. 27 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,440 Let. Me transform this, we don't have 28 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:38,560 to lay down, it starts. As a couch. 29 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,160 As a couch. And then it lays down into him. 30 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:47,320 Yeah. You get in trouble when you lay 31 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:48,800 down. Do things you shouldn't. 32 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:53,120 Do I'm not, I'm not encouraging it, I'm just saying that's what 33 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,320 happened. It's what happened. 34 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,800 The horizontal is dangerous. You know, verticals. 35 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:59,480 Where it's at, I got. I got in trouble for that when I 36 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:00,920 was a kid. It. 37 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:06,440 Was you horizontal? So we so we were in there 38 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:09,639 playing video games. My brother was was in the my 39 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:13,200 bedroom with me and my girlfriend Paula was sitting 40 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,600 next to me. And then we started kissing and 41 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,360 then we got tired of just sitting there, you know, So we 42 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,480 laid back on the bed and we were kissing. 43 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,120 And then he goes in the other room and my tip, I hear my dad 44 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,400 go, what's what's, what's Bobby doing? 45 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,760 And he's like, oh, he's just laying down with Paul kissing 46 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,480 her. And he's like Bobby, We need to, 47 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,440 we need. To get him out. 48 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,160 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 49 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:39,160 We were doing. You sold me out, bro, You sold 50 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,120 me out. Thank you, Randy. 51 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:49,680 He was a no big deal if. It helps at all I did anymore. 52 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,000 If it helps at all, I did the same thing to him SO. 53 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,160 Same thing to Randy, did you? Yeah. 54 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:59,560 Yeah, because OK, so this is back in the 90s. 55 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:02,560 All right, so. Let's transfer back to 30 years 56 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:06,240 ago, yeah? I would I would stay the night 57 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,520 at grandma and grandpa's house and I would stay in Uncle 58 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,040 Randy's room because he was the cool uncle, right? 59 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,120 He was like 16-17, something like that. 60 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:14,720 He was young. What's? 61 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:18,960 Up bro. And we our thing was I would 62 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:22,200 stay the night, we would eat dinner and then he and I would 63 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:25,640 go to family to Blockbuster or like a family video or something 64 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:28,000 like that. And he would get a game for him 65 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,600 which was normally a racing game. 66 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:33,680 And in my like 8 year old mind racing games were boring or the 67 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,160 football or something. Like. 68 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:36,360 This is. Boring. 69 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,600 I get that, yeah. And then I would pick something 70 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,560 fun, right? I would pick like, you know, a 71 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:45,000 Transformers fighting game as one I remember vividly, or like, 72 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:49,080 you know, a Mega Man game, something like, you know, okay, 73 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:53,840 this is action, you know, So the rule was whoever got to the room 74 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,880 first got to play first. And of course he would probably 75 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,840 play for like 3 or 4 hours. We would stay up all night. 76 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,480 He'd play for three or four hours and get bored of it, and 77 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:01,800 then I would eventually get to play. 78 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,840 But. One time he was playing, he only 79 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,680 played for like an hour and he's like, oh hey, you go ahead and 80 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,520 play real quick. I thought that was odd, so I 81 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:13,000 put. Him across the street, wasn't 82 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,680 he? I started playing and he just 83 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,920 disappeared and I was like literally weird. 84 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:22,240 And so before I, because I, I into the barn, I didn't want to 85 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,800 watch him play. I didn't want to watch him play 86 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,880 because it's boring. He wants to watch a racing game 87 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:31,320 that's boring. So they had a VHS tape recorder 88 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:33,760 and I thought it was the coolest thing ever had like a big 89 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:37,600 Jurassic Park sticker on it and everything else I was like in 90 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,400 the movie. And even cooler, it had a night 91 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,400 vision mode. And so this thing was huge, 92 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,880 right? Like it's shoulder mounted. 93 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,840 And so I. Remember these? 94 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,520 Yeah, so it was, it was, it was night time. 95 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,600 It was like 10:00 at night, maybe 11. 96 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:57,560 And I remember I heard, I heard the door like the front door 97 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,520 open and then close. But I still could hear Uncle 98 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,560 Randy like kind of like whisper talking because grandma and 99 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,960 Grandpa were off in the room. And so I was like, well, that's 100 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,760 weird. I'm going to go spy on him. 101 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:12,960 And so where his room was one of the doors, I had never heard the 102 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,040 story. Loving this. 103 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:16,760 It let out in the hallway to the bathroom or grandma and 104 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,680 grandpa's room or you go the other way and it let out into 105 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,400 the kitchen, which led out to the front room. 106 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,640 And so I went out that one, but I was on my hands and I was on 107 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,520 my belly and I was crawling with a video camera because it's dark 108 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:28,440 out. I'm not going to turn on the 109 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,360 light. So usually the video camera 110 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,680 winds with the light vision to kind of navigate through where 111 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:37,720 I'm going. And I ended up navigating and 112 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,520 like I could hear he's talking with somebody and it's very 113 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,360 like, like I could hear a girl. I was like, oh, who's? 114 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,880 This Danny and Randy make a porno. 115 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,040 I can see it. I'm. 116 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:54,040 Crawling and then. I got to like where their dining 117 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,520 room was and the dining room situated where it like faces 118 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,440 down into like one of the entrances of the house, like 119 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,040 it's got towards the garage and everything else. 120 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:05,760 And so I crawl up underneath the table and I swing my camera 121 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:08,440 around, and there's Uncle Randy making out with some girl. 122 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:09,880 I'm like, oh. Goodness. 123 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:11,960 And it's recording the whole time. 124 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:15,520 And I'm like, oh, interesting. Oh, OK, What's going on here? 125 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,080 Oh my goodness, you have never told me this. 126 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,520 And so then I was like, wait a minute, I'm going to get caught. 127 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:24,160 I better not get caught. I better go play my game. 128 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:28,040 Instead I turned around and crawled back away and I forget 129 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:31,680 if it was him like or like he came back in the room and was. 130 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:34,640 Like So what were you? Doing and he's just like, oh, 131 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,520 nothing, nothing, whatever. Taking a shower or something 132 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:40,040 like that. I can't remember if it was him 133 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,560 or somebody else. Maybe it was grandpa that like 134 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,760 found the the footage of it or something like that. 135 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:45,320 I don't know. It's a man. 136 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:51,000 Oops, you hit record. Well, it's like it was it? 137 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,080 Was. Like. 138 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,560 It was 10 minutes of of just crawling on the ground. 139 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,280 I mean, I think he ended up deleting it before he saw 140 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:03,360 anything, but I'd watch it. That is the fun, funniest thing 141 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:06,000 ever. I'm so glad that is recorded and 142 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,440 podcast posterity. I'm gonna have to tell him he's 143 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:12,640 got to watch this episode or listen to it. 144 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,320 Find the footage yeah, find the footage Hashtag find the 145 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:18,640 footage. It's only 30 years old. 146 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:19,760 It. Exists hard. 147 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,120 You know what I'm telling you, it's probably in that house 148 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,600 somewhere. Probably in. 149 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:27,360 It's possible that it was recorded over, but I guarantee 150 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:31,160 you like they don't when when mom died and I was there for 151 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:36,800 that week, I found like all the all the the VHS tapes that I had 152 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:41,160 recorded stuff on because I I was I was AI was a bad kid. 153 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:44,080 You know, I was I was, I was on the perverted side, right. 154 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:48,120 So at night, mom and dad didn't know how the VCR work. 155 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,760 It was alien technology to them, but I knew how it worked. 156 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:55,520 And so HBO late at night, you know, there, there's their skin 157 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:59,520 flicks would come on nothing, you know, X-rated, but it's 158 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:03,520 super R rated. And I would set the, I'd look up 159 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:06,280 the TV Guide and I would say, OK, Oh yeah, this is going to be 160 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,760 good. And I'd set the record and then 161 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,160 I'd watch them later on when I was left by myself. 162 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:14,120 And yeah, those, those, those tapes are still there. 163 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,440 And I guarantee you mom and dad doesn't. 164 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,240 They didn't even know what was on them. 165 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,200 Ain't you? History, I believe it preserved. 166 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,480 Yeah. Yep. 167 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:28,680 Wow, that's a good that that was a good story, but I appreciate 168 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:33,640 you telling us that. It's a it's a fond memory. 169 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,440 I loved staying the night with Uncle Randy. 170 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,400 Oh yeah, he's he's pretty awesome guy. 171 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:40,320 Till he till he had a mask. He then he had a mask and he'd 172 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:44,400 scare me with it all the time. That's, that's because of the 173 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,200 goose. That's the Goosebumps episode. 174 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:48,800 Goosebumps. That's a man, dude. 175 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,720 That scar. Me as a child, that scar. 176 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,080 Me as a child, I'm. Gonna wear a mask, it's gonna 177 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,160 get stuck to my face and I'll become that thing. 178 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:00,120 I yeah, that I watched it in daytime TV. 179 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,280 And one of the earliest memories I have of being afraid was this 180 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:07,080 girl carrying around her fake porcelain head going, I am Curly 181 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,040 Beth. And I was just like. 182 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,680 Wow, it would be. Really like goosebumps. 183 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,160 It was. Terrifying. 184 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,600 I love goosebumps. Yeah, I kept. 185 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,240 Watching. That stuff as an adult. 186 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,800 Oh yeah, I went through and I rewatched it and honestly it 187 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,560 still gave me that kind of chill like that. 188 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:27,080 Not that I'm afraid of it now, but that chill of like, there's 189 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,560 something should be wrong here. And I was like. 190 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,000 Yeah, yeah, right. They. 191 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,640 Did a movie didn't they with Jack Black? 192 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,040 Yeah, I didn't watch it. No, I think, I think. 193 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:38,720 The first one was pretty good, the second one was lame, but the 194 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:39,400 first? One was good. 195 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:43,880 It's too scary for me. I could see that. 196 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,160 I'm not kidding. I scare easy. 197 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,840 OK, Joey and I went. Joey and I went. 198 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,040 And watched, Yeah. They're in the movie theater. 199 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,520 You. Watched. 200 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,400 Yeah, you said that was. Hilarious. 201 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:55,640 I was terrible. I. 202 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:59,040 Loved that movie. Dude me and my cousin were 203 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:01,440 laughing so hard during that movie. 204 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,440 Oh my word. I laughed. 205 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,080 You don't want to know why? Because I was with. 206 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,240 Yeah, I was with my buddy, right? 207 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,120 And he's like, we're going to go watch this movie. 208 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:14,960 And I was like, all right, right, okay, I only get to see 209 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:15,400 it. I get. 210 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,440 To see it. I get to see it once a year. 211 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,040 I mean, I might as well take advantage of the time I got. 212 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:24,200 And then, and then when you're sitting there, I'm, I'm sitting 213 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:26,520 there with my fingers over my eyes. 214 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:30,720 Go away because everybody else is laughing and I'm like. 215 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:37,080 Oh man your hilarious. Is hilarious you? 216 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,480 Got you got your mom's jeans. When it comes to horror, see, I 217 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:44,440 love horror. Your mom, your mom. 218 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:48,920 Your mom bit a guy in a she went out on a date with a guy before 219 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:52,200 me and she, she bit the guy because he took her to 220 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,200 Halloween. What? 221 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,480 What do you call him? Hold those haunted walk through 222 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:59,480 things, yeah. Yeah, and she like she had a 223 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:02,520 hold of him and he was in front of her and she freaked out and 224 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:05,160 she just like I just bit into his shoulder because she was 225 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,360 scared. I don't know if I'd hide a man 226 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,640 because I'm scared but. Well. 227 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,160 You feel a little nibbling next to me when I. 228 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:21,440 Was like. Salty. 229 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:27,800 Goodness, my comfort. That's the thing, right? 230 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:32,080 Like, all right, you know, some people, like if somebody were to 231 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,160 break into their home, they'd be terrified, right? 232 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,360 They'd be they'd be pissing their pants and they'd be 233 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:39,720 crying, screaming me I'd be having the time of my life. 234 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,760 This is a dream come true for. Me. 235 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:47,080 Whoever is breaking in is going to hear, listen, they're going 236 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,880 to have, they're going to have fun, you know, rolling around 237 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:56,680 doing jiu jitsu on the ground with a £300 naked man with KY 238 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:57,560 Jelly. OK, he's. 239 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,120 Got a He's got a bucket in the corner of his room ready to just 240 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:07,000 dump over his head. Oh, OK, like there's that then. 241 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,560 Like when it changed. From the ceiling. 242 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,720 Then it comes like, I don't know what it is, but like something 243 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,560 about like, I just, I don't know about horror movies, man. 244 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,920 Like I it's just no, I why would you put yourself in that 245 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,800 situation? Come on man, have better 246 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,600 situational awareness. Oh. 247 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,240 Yeah, the is it? Is it the question of like, 248 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,680 could this be real? It's, I think that's a part of 249 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,360 it. And like, when it comes to 250 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:33,240 horror movies that are about like, OK, like The Strangers, 251 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,680 you know that movie? Yeah. 252 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,240 It's just a bunch of, like Hicks, right? 253 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,840 That like, like they they just wear masks. 254 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,440 Yeah. Yeah, that's not scary. 255 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:42,160 Yeah. All right. 256 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,160 But but I'll blow your face off, OK? 257 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,600 That's yeah. Those movies never scared me. 258 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:51,440 They always break into a house, and the couple never has weapons 259 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,760 of any kind. They're like, yeah, I don't 260 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,200 believe in violence. It's like, yeah, well, the 261 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,800 strangers do. The Purge, right? 262 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,640 The Purge is technically a horror movie. 263 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:00,360 That's not. Scary. 264 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,480 I'm no. Scary I'll. 265 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,400 Blow the guys you can fight back against that. 266 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:07,000 Yeah, yeah. But like, when it comes like 267 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:10,520 Michael Myers, I, I'll shoot the guy, but he'll keep coming at 268 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,400 me. Yeah, it'd. 269 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:16,480 Be like Coffee's Halloween films that they put out. 270 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:20,440 Yeah, like it's Crown is a transdimensional being that like 271 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,720 feeds off of fear. I I'm he's gonna feed me or I'm 272 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,240 gonna feed him. He's going to get that. 273 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,640 He's going to, he's going to turn into a bat and I'm going to 274 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:34,240 scream and cry and he'll eat me. I don't know what it was. 275 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,640 I don't know what it was for me. I grew up watching them and 276 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,960 loving them. I I hated them because they 277 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,280 scared me and I couldn't stay away from them. 278 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:47,440 And when I finally realized it, it just hit me one one day these 279 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,840 all these are fake. There isn't anything real about 280 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,320 them. And so after that they lost all 281 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,720 their power. Now, a lot of the times they, 282 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:58,240 they bore me, there's, there's some I feel like, I feel like 283 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:02,480 there's some that, that call upon, you know, some other, some 284 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:06,600 other worldliness that I don't feel like I need to really 285 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:11,360 fiddle with. But I mean, they're the only 286 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:14,080 ones that I care for, the ones that are original, that that 287 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,040 show me something I haven't seen before. 288 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:19,680 Otherwise they're boring. Like I I watched The Exorcist 289 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:24,120 and yeah, and what was it isn't basic training. 290 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,280 We watched it on a Sunday because we have to watch movies 291 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,720 sometimes. Instead of church. 292 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:34,040 Yeah, we watch, yes. And like that, like me knowing 293 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,800 like, hey, this is a thing that could that has happened. 294 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,640 Yeah. It wasn't like Squary, but it 295 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:44,800 was like, Oh my gosh, Yeah. Well, maybe like there was parts 296 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,920 of it was like, OK, this is, you know, some of this might be a 297 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,760 little real. The Exorcist is based on a true 298 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:51,880 story. Yeah. 299 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,200 The house is here in Saint Louis, actually. 300 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,760 You can stay the night there if you want. 301 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,680 Interesting. Oh, interesting. 302 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,680 I'm good. I'm not. 303 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,280 Yeah, I'm alright. I would. 304 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,440 I don't. I don't know that I would stay 305 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,640 the night in a in a house like that. 306 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,440 I would like to check it out. I don't want to stay the night 307 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,520 necessarily. I have no desire for that. 308 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,880 But I'd check it out like, hey, can I do a tour? 309 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:15,120 I just want to look around and then yeah, daylight obviously 310 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,440 like. I don't want it on me. 311 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,480 It's it'll get on me. I don't want it on me. 312 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,120 OK, guys, there's. Some things that I don't, you 313 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:25,240 know, you just don't understand. I don't want to play with it per 314 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,600 SE. It's 100%, I agree with you on 315 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,840 that. Yeah, we got to do this ghosted 316 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:30,520 murder. Style. 317 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,760 Yeah, we got to do this, Ghost. Adventure style. 318 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,640 So we're going to the this Little Axe murder house here in 319 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,480 Iowa, OK yeah. And we're going to stay the 320 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,800 night there, OK? We're going to have our little 321 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,520 axes, our little EMF readers, and we're going to have our 322 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,240 little our little balls that detected ghosts. 323 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,320 And, and we're going to do some experiments and we're going to, 324 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,320 we're going to see if it's still there with axes. 325 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,760 All of us going to be armed with axes. 326 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,440 I think it's only appropriate the ghosts will be honored that 327 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,160 we're paying them homage. Yeah. 328 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,600 Yeah, listen, I'm going to drench myself in KY Jelly just 329 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,680 in case he manifests himself inside of one of you. 330 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,120 That way, nobody will ever be able to land a blow on you. 331 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:12,000 It'll. Yeah, it'll just bounce off and 332 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,760 I'll slide right off. I'll just be rolling around on 333 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,800 the floor trying to stand up. Yeah. 334 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,640 You go to run. You'll do the Scooby-doo run 335 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,720 where you run and. Play Yeah. 336 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,840 If the killer manifests himself and me, then you're safe because 337 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:29,880 I'll just be doing the Scooby-doo. 338 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:30,880 Run. Yeah. 339 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,760 It's like playing paintball with material on. 340 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:40,400 They just bounced right off. I think that's interesting. 341 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,000 I watch AI watch a group of of Youtubers. 342 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:48,080 They call themselves the boys, but the three of them are here 343 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,120 from the United States and two of them are from Australia. 344 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:53,840 And they did this trip of terror across the United States. 345 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,960 And so they started out in California at the Queen Anne, 346 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,360 which apparently is like, yeah, like some the. 347 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,840 One of the most haunted place, yeah. 348 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,280 The Queen Anne is the sister ship of the Titanic. 349 00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:08,359 Yeah, and it's like genuinely creepy, like watching some of 350 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:10,400 the stuff, like there's like things where it's like, holy 351 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,880 crap. Like, yeah, there was something 352 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,480 there on on camera, like that's interesting. 353 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:18,160 Yeah. And then they went to to the 354 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:23,880 it's some the house from the The Conjuring, The Conjuring house. 355 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,599 Yeah, the middle horror house or whatever. 356 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:27,359 Yeah. Yeah. 357 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:30,680 And like, that was just like, overall just creepy, like the 358 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,120 lady that owns the house, like describing things that happened 359 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,800 to her. And then they went to some other 360 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,080 house. They went to the Visala Axe 361 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:40,960 Murder House and that was creepy because they like they, they go 362 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,240 to these places and they stay like from 7:00 A 7:00 PM to 7:00 363 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,760 AM. And then they went to a couple 364 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:47,960 other place. But like some of these places 365 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:51,320 are just genuinely without even knowing the history of the 366 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,480 place. Like it's just creepy. 367 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,360 And then you find me to feel something. 368 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,160 Yeah. So I would do that with you 369 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,520 guys, but I I would not want to do it by myself. 370 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,640 No, I'm not doing it by myself. I'm too much. 371 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,240 There's something and I don't understand at all, and I don't 372 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,920 know that anybody does anybody that says they, they do. 373 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,040 I, I think they're full of it. And I don't know why those 374 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,880 things are kept a mystery, but they mostly are. 375 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,240 But there is something, there's definitely some, a, a huge 376 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:21,240 difference in the air when you're by yourself as opposed to 377 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,000 more than one person. And I've, I've had some pretty 378 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,720 crazy stuff happen, yeah. Me as well, so we've heard. 379 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all I got to say is because 380 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,840 we talked about this, but I'll be carrying a 12 gauge loaded 381 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:37,080 with rock salt. Yeah, and salt. 382 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,240 Soaker. A super soaker filled with whole 383 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,360 water. So a. 384 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:45,680 Hula, A hula hoop on suspenders. Oh, and I'll fill the hula hoop 385 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,400 with salt so I all have salt around me. 386 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:52,720 Bart Oh, that's. Funny you gotta be thinking they 387 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:57,360 don't like, they don't like. That I don't like that it works, 388 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:01,800 but OK, I mean, you know, maybe. Salt ring on me at all times. 389 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,280 Game set. Back. 390 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,800 Only black holes and walls with that's pretty intelligent yeah 391 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,280 yeah, I don't like like what you're. 392 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,200 Thinking my biggest. Yeah. 393 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,880 My biggest concern with a lot of those places, not all of them, 394 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:21,080 not a lot of them do have that supernatural yeah into it 395 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,000 because there are doorways that have been opened. 396 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,720 And I agree with that 100% that things we don't understand, some 397 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,880 of those places are phony. And I believe that. 398 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,640 And then you've got like the owners trying to scare you. 399 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,120 It's like, I want you to realize something. 400 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:39,880 If you burst in on me, if you think I'm not going to shoot. 401 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,480 You you get rocks. Off of the face, Yeah. 402 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,880 Like, no, literally it's like, and I would tell them it's like, 403 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,840 listen, listen, we're going to stay the night here. 404 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:53,280 You can try to scare us. You will get hurt so badly. 405 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,120 And we are signing a waiver right now that says we are not 406 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:59,960 responsible for your idiocy. Yeah, because we're not. 407 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,480 Guess what? I am fully aware I am not out 408 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,200 running a demon. And I'm fully aware I'm not out 409 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,240 swinging a demon. But I've got nothing else to do. 410 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,760 I'm going to swing. I'm going to hit hard, rock 411 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,680 salt, shotgun, non lethal, things like that. 412 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,160 It's like, bro, I'm hitting you. Hard. 413 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:17,880 You're going to go down, you're going to. 414 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,160 I'm probably going to hit you again. 415 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,920 I'm taking, I'm taking my governor, and it's loaded with 416 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:26,640 45 longs. Well, that's the thing too. 417 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:27,560 I wouldn't want. To. 418 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,320 I wouldn't want to I wouldn't want to carry a normal gun 419 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:34,200 because there is a possibility of people trying to scare us. 420 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,840 I'm not here to silver bullet trying to scare me, but it's 421 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,880 like, listen, I. Understand you want. 422 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:42,440 To oh, this is a money grabber. It's like, don't try to just 423 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,400 don't try to just scare me. It's. 424 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,680 Like a camera with. Instead of being under the 425 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,760 dining room table. Or. 426 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,040 Literally. Or they can literally say, hey, 427 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,120 will you not film this one because it's not actually 428 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,640 haunted? It's like, save yourself some 429 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,680 time, we'll go somewhere else. Yeah. 430 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,120 We'll do something. Else there's places like the the 431 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:04,800 Vista Axe Murder House where like the history behind it is 432 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:05,800 so. Deep. 433 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,480 Yeah, yeah. Like it's still like. 434 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,880 That's what I like. I like to to understand, you 435 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,600 know that. Stuff, you know, it's a, it's a 436 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:17,840 pastor that a traveling pastor that got off the train, went 437 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:22,040 into the house, killed the mom, the dad, and then was it. 438 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:25,600 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 44 kids and then two kids that were staying 439 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,360 the night like 2 neighbor kids. He did. 440 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,000 He did this apparently with several houses or something too. 441 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,920 I don't. Yeah, I would do that. 442 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,760 Just an axe without anybody waking up. 443 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,240 Yeah, that was 1. Of the good things about that 444 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,920 case. It's just odd like the whole 445 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,320 thing and then like he's saying that he's got like he's, he had 446 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,880 to cleanse the house or something like that. 447 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,400 That's why he did it and all this other stuff. 448 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,880 And it's odd the whole, the whole thing's weird. 449 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:50,160 This house is cleansed, but like, going somewhere like that. 450 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,120 Yeah. No, I'm, listen, I got a banella 451 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:58,680 loaded with with rock salt. I I'm sorry, but you guys need 452 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,800 to stay behind me. Because if Cheddar decides he's 453 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,400 going to go to the bathroom and he makes a noise, it's I'm 454 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,840 shooting rock salt that direction. 455 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,520 Well, and that's a factor. That's a factor as well. 456 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:12,160 Like I thought of I made a plan to stay and what's that most 457 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,720 haunted castle in Ireland or Scotland or something like that. 458 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,240 Yeah, something like that, It's supposed. 459 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,360 To be like due to like slavery and stuff said first of all, 460 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,240 it's a challenge. They challenge people. 461 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,800 If you stay the night, they'll let you stay for free and 462 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,120 they'll pay you. And I was like, I would win that 463 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:27,880 challenge. Here's why. 464 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,040 I'd go with a group of friends that I trust. 465 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,360 We would not go anywhere by ourselves. 466 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:34,840 Bathroom. I don't care. 467 00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,600 We're buddy, we're all. Going to take a we're all going 468 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,320 to take a pee together. Like not just buddy, but like 469 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,600 there is like 8 of us like. Together to hold each other, you 470 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,400 know while you know. There's a rope. 471 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,440 Tied around our waist so we don't get lost. 472 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:50,160 Things like that. Yeah. 473 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,320 Yeah. And. 474 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,960 Then I'm sitting in the corner the whole time. 475 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,400 Yeah. And then there it would be hard 476 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,520 to get a shotgun there. You can't have a shotgun in 477 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,320 Ireland. Because of silver knife, but 478 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,440 silver knife. Yeah, but I would have some sort 479 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:07,120 of like no Obsidian. I've got my Shalali here. 480 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,880 I'm going to bust a guy if they're trying to scare us, I'm 481 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,520 busting his head open like and that would be my thing because 482 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,680 hammer. It's no, it's a blackthorn. 483 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,720 Actually, I have it right here. It's a blackthorn. 484 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,320 I want to see this. Yeah, I've heard about this 485 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,240 Shalali. Yeah. 486 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,680 It's a big ol that is a shalali. Yeah. 487 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:25,560 It's a. It's a. 488 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:29,640 Blackthorn, and actually Blackthorn is supposedly 489 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,720 supposed to be good for like banishing ghosts and goblins. 490 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,360 It's used for banishment. Interesting off of property. 491 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,040 You shall not pass. No, but. 492 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,880 I'm hitting somebody and it's hard. 493 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,000 It's a. Hardwood. 494 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:46,240 Like a shillelagh I'd have, I'd have like a cudgel or like a 495 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,120 shorter one. I just like. 496 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:53,560 Damn, yeah. Like listen. 497 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,440 Here's how it works. OK, I'm not sleeping the entire 498 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,320 time we're there. Not. 499 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,400 Nobody is, nobody is. I'm putting. 500 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,640 Hot. Sauce in my eyes. 501 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,480 I'll take the melatonin. I'll go sleep. 502 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,440 And I'm mainlining. I'm mainlining awake to sleep, 503 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,720 get pictures, doodle on him. Be a long night and. 504 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,280 Listen, anybody got to go to the bathroom, I'm going with them 505 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,320 because I don't want to shoot somebody on accident. 506 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,920 Right. Now I'm setting up the. 507 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,120 Here's the thing. Yeah, I wouldn't bring a weapon. 508 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,440 Yeah, go ahead. No, I wouldn't bring a weapon 509 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,760 because as soon as one of you get hurt, you're going to watch 510 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,760 Papa Bear come out. And then I'm just going to. 511 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:32,680 I'm going to say, all right, I'm going to. 512 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,760 I'm going to look inward and I'm going to, I'm going to look at 513 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,960 the darkness that's in me. And I'm going to say it's time. 514 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:41,680 And it's just gonna go like the Hulk did and The Avengers. 515 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:42,640 It's. Time. 516 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,440 With. The 1st and Avengers. 517 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,440 Yeah, the first Avengers. Yeah, and, and it's just you're 518 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,800 gonna see me grow like 3 times my normal size and then some 519 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,280 crazy stuff's gonna happen. Listen, all I know, let. 520 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,800 Me see if we. Can't find the the GIF of it. 521 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,160 There's a really funny gift that I'm thinking of. 522 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:02,640 Anyways, yeah, no, not sleeping, shooting, anything that makes a 523 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,400 noise or moves. I'm going to set up claymores 524 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,600 with rock salt in them. I. 525 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:11,080 Love that it's, it's kind of being rock salt. 526 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:14,040 It's listen. Either we all survive or none of 527 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,560 us survive. That's right, rather we all go 528 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,160 home or nobody goes home. I believe it. 529 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,320 I know you. Believe it. 530 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:27,440 Heck yeah, that's how we play. That's one of those things where 531 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,600 it's like, but here's my thing for that. 532 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,920 Honestly, I believe that that castle, though it does have some 533 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,400 spiritual activity. I think it's a trick. 534 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,560 I think honestly, it's mostly them scaring people out of it 535 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,720 because you don't put a challenge out. 536 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,240 No one puts a challenge out, you know what I mean? 537 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,680 Right. If it's really that bad 538 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,240 supernaturally, you don't even let people stay there. 539 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,440 You're just like, you know, You're just like. 540 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,480 Well, there's a chance somebody could get hurt, you know? 541 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,120 Or die. Like, especially with malevolent 542 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,680 spirits around. They don't care who'd got who 543 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,000 died I. Don't know if insurance covers 544 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,080 that. Yeah, yeah. 545 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,480 So generally mine that generally doesn't happen. 546 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,600 I think there have been a couple of cases, but generally when it 547 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:12,440 comes to spirits, whatever they, whatever they happen to be, 548 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:18,080 generally death doesn't take place, at least not to where, Oh 549 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,080 well, that was actually some sort of spirit that actually 550 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,520 killed them. Normally it's you got to look 551 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,560 out for somebody that's, you know, been possessed or 552 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,960 motivated in some way or or other because I've seen that 553 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,080 happen too. The gift that I just put in is I 554 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,720 would be with me with the shot. Yeah, it is. 555 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,760 Yeah, I got it just full blast. First one or the second one? 556 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,040 The second one. Oh yeah, but the second one from 557 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:44,800 the regular show. That first one is Macgruber, 558 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,640 isn't it? It is Macgruber. 559 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:52,080 Macgruber that's me with my Mac Elevens with rock salt in them. 560 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,800 Alex There was no noise. Stop it. 561 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,320 Started Alex. Stop. 562 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,960 Alex, we're not even in Ireland yet. 563 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:10,440 This is still America. It hurts so much it. 564 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:14,680 Hurts so much. Oh man. 565 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,320 It's a beautiful day. Now there is a, there is AI 566 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,400 know, I don't remember where the cemetery is. 567 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:25,000 I know there's one in Illinois. It's a, it's called something 568 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,920 like the chair of death or something like that. 569 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,520 And it's supposed to be, it's his chair in the middle of a 570 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,360 cemetery. And if somebody, if you sit in 571 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:36,800 it, then you, I think, I think the legend goes that that you 572 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,600 or, or somebody very close to you will die a horrible death 573 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,400 within the next 24 hours or something. 574 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,600 And apparently it's been it's, it's been a pretty true thing. 575 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,080 I don't know if it's 100% but and I heard about it as a kid, I 576 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,800 just don't remember where. I know it was near where one of 577 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,920 my girlfriends lived out near Niantic or Harristown, somewhere 578 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,720 in that that area. There's a statue. 579 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:04,560 There's a statue in Des Moines and a cemetery of like a a black 580 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,840 Angel, apparently. I've heard of that statue 581 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,880 actually. Apparently if you go to it or 582 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,360 whatever else like and and spend a lot of time around it like bad 583 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,960 things start happening to you. I I can believe that. 584 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,840 I can believe that when when I was. 585 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,320 Out there. Yeah, when I was 16 we started 586 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,000 messing around with a Ouija board, and I do. 587 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,840 Not. Recommend Ouija boards to 588 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,360 anybody I had some I had some really bad thing it was a dark 589 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,960 like a full year was just really dark in my life. 590 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:37,680 We had a a demon dog that kept kept popping up. 591 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,000 That's what it called itself was a demon dog whether or not. 592 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,200 Yeah. Geist. 593 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,760 Geist was its name. Oh, a poltergeist was. 594 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,080 Like. A neighborhood stray dog. 595 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,800 Right. Oh yeah, there was that too. 596 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,480 But I don't know. It could have been the same dog. 597 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,480 I don't know. What? 598 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,800 Where did? What was it? 599 00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,920 I don't know, I, but I, I taunted it a lot because I, I, I 600 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,440 never let that kind of stuff scare me. 601 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,200 I I taunted it and probably cussed at it and. 602 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,840 Wait, was it an entity? Yeah, it was something, Yeah. 603 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,760 Because no, nothing appeared. I've never seen anything 604 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,280 physically, never seen a physical manifestation. 605 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,680 Everything has always been either in my mind that I've seen 606 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,360 stuff or just a feeling, but that. 607 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,040 But the Blanchette was moving itself. 608 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,840 I mean, it was that was very, very clear that was that was 609 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,000 easy to tell. That's scary. 610 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,760 And it worked better with it worked better with the one that 611 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,920 Milton Bradley made as opposed to we made our own out of 612 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:39,400 cardboard and it would it would work, but it would it only it, 613 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,520 it did not work very well when it was like just some guys, if 614 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,680 there had to be at least one girl in the group, if there was 615 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,000 a girl in the group for some reason, it always worked better. 616 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,920 Yeah, no thanks. I choose life. 617 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,720 Yeah. Yeah, those things, those things 618 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,080 are messed up again. You you open a board game. 619 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,280 Or those. Isn't it though? 620 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,920 It's. Like a rich Hasbro or something 621 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,560 like. Milton, Bradley. 622 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,120 Milton. Bradley or something like that, 623 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,880 yeah. Yeah, it's the. 624 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,800 Jews. Here we go. 625 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:16,040 Now we're on a list. Our podcast getting taken down 626 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,520 for being anti-Semitic. Right. 627 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,800 You don't understand, I'm Jewish. 628 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:30,600 Too bad. You hate yourself, I can tell. 629 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:31,960 Yeah, I do. Is what? 630 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,160 Christ is came, they say. I'm anti-Semitic. 631 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,640 Yeah, that's that's getting that's getting kind of crazy. 632 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:44,240 Yeah, like I'm I'm I'm all for, you know, touting anti-Semitism 633 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,920 or not touting it. I'm all for fighting it. 634 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,200 Let me say that. Let me reword. 635 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,320 That I'm all. For fighting, you can't stand 636 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,760 things you're. Coming out on the Main Menu 637 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,680 podcast and. Saying stop doing that. 638 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,240 Yeah, I guess it would be. Goodness, that sounds. 639 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:02,040 Terrible listeners, Mr. Master, does not reflect the view of 640 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:04,640 all. The pro semitism, There we go. 641 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,840 I love the Jews. I think, I think you know, But 642 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,560 that being said, it's getting kind of crazy. 643 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,840 Like like you just said, like, Oh no, that offended the Jew. 644 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,080 You're going to go to jail like that. 645 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,000 That kind of stuff is starting to happen. 646 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,320 Yeah, you could get curb, yeah. Get curb stomped. 647 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:22,400 Maybe. Maybe. 648 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,800 I got a shotgun for a rockfall. Good luck. 649 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:30,280 Malcolm X Uh, or is that America X? 650 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,520 I don't American X is the we not. 651 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:35,000 It was a Malcolm X, Yeah, it was a merit something. 652 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,880 I don't know. They're American it they're 653 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,960 they're bringing all the actors back for Malcolm and. 654 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,600 Oh, I'm so excited about that. Yes. 655 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,320 No. Maybe. 656 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,840 Yeah, that's that's next month, isn't. 657 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,440 It I think it's next month. Yeah, I think so. 658 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,440 I think it. I think it's. 659 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,600 Sometime. It's too long gone. 660 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,400 I like. Malcolm in the Middle. 661 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,400 I really love that show for sure. 662 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,560 It's too. Long gone for the follow up. 663 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,200 No, I've watched that. Show. 664 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,880 A rapper or four times? What is he really? 665 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:08,080 Yeah. They recast Dewey because he 666 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,400 didn't want to do it like. He's gone. 667 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,480 He's doing a, he's having his normal life like he doesn't want 668 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,080 to be an. Actor. 669 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,360 He's done it. They all talk to each other 670 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,480 still. I was watching an episode of a 671 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,640 podcast that had Reese on it and they were talking about 672 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,200 upcoming. Like there's just like there's 673 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,000 an e-mail chain. They all talk to each other, 674 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,240 even Bryan Cranston, who's blown up like they still all talk to. 675 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,280 Each other. He's an A list actor. 676 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,720 And he, he takes them. Like he takes each and every one 677 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:39,520 of them out for their birthdays. Like still all the people that 678 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,000 played with his kids. Like he takes them. 679 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,320 Out for their birthday dinner and. 680 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:44,520 That's crazy. You know the one. 681 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,760 Trailer I saw for that was it was so hilarious how they did 682 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,760 it. They they start out the trailer 683 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,880 with him getting his whole like a full body shave again. 684 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:59,560 Yes, yeah, I think so. Well, it wasn't the first 685 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,800 episode where it was. It was the first or second. 686 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,960 I want to say it was the first one. 687 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,440 Lois was topless. Yeah, that's the first one. 688 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:09,520 Because she was in the standard, Yeah, she, she, I can't remember 689 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,640 what the whole deal was, but like the whole like, like it 690 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,480 was. Laundry day she was ironing her 691 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,360 shirt and doing. That's what it was. 692 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,240 That's what it was. I knew it was something to do 693 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,960 with laundry. But yeah, you see like half the 694 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,440 episode you see her from from behind, you know, But she's she 695 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,240 wasn't wearing anything we talked about. 696 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,080 Yeah. Yeah, it was a strange 697 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,760 introduction to the series. That is. 698 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,840 That was such a strange, but I loved that show. 699 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,120 That's a funny show, I. Do enjoy that show. 700 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:40,920 It is funny. It's a good. 701 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,320 Show. Yeah, yeah. 702 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,000 I'm also tired of reboots and revivals and reunions. 703 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,800 Yeah, just or just taking something that already exists 704 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,960 and putting, you know. Some of them are black. 705 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,920 Person in it like server Snape. That's fine. 706 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,600 Should we even mention the elephant in the room? 707 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:00,480 Black. Snape. 708 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,120 With anything original, it's fine. 709 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,960 I don't know, I'm generally more married to the to the original 710 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,920 of anything most of the time. I don't know unless they bring 711 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:14,239 in something new, something filling in gaps of of stuff that 712 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,840 wasn't seen before. Yeah, yeah. 713 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,760 But I don't know, you could, you could say you could do that with 714 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,440 Lord of the Rings and nobody would want that because the 715 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,159 movie is so good. Yeah. 716 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:28,199 What do you What do you want? Hold on, what do you mean? 717 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,199 They're already making sequels to that? 718 00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:31,600 Didn't you hear about that this week? 719 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,080 Stephen Colbert, who recently got fired. 720 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,960 From that. One of his tonight shows, or 721 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,800 whatever it's called, Yeah, is now one of the lead 722 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,440 scriptwriters for the sequel trilogy to Lord of the Rings. 723 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:47,679 As long as it's so bad. Because studios need to make 724 00:34:47,679 --> 00:34:49,000 more money. And so they are going. 725 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,960 They've already, they've already beat up the Star Trek fans. 726 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,719 They've already beat up the Star Wars fans. 727 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,880 The Marvel fans are tired of the DC fans are tired of it. 728 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,240 Hey, so let's go after the token fans. 729 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,600 What happens after the book? Like nobody knows. 730 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:08,240 It's just going to be. There is the books leave off 731 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,480 like and it talks about how you know Frodo does his stuff off 732 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,000 and the and the laying beyond the light or whatever it's 733 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,280 called. I forget what it is called, but. 734 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,040 The Undying Lands. Undying lands and and Sam and 735 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,080 and the guys like they do their stuff, but like, that's it. 736 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,920 I no, I'm I'm good. There was a great ending. 737 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,920 It's fantastic. Oh, you're going to. 738 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,960 See it all that length you. Wanted. 739 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:32,040 To take like The Similarian, which is another one of 740 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,400 Tolkien's books, and you wanted to turn that into a movie? 741 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,360 Fantastic. I'm here for it. 742 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,440 Great. It's a good. 743 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,480 Any of his countless other stories from the Middle Earth. 744 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,840 This realm do it. Do that. 745 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,520 We're not running out of ideas. There's comics. 746 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,160 There's books. Don't add on to something that 747 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,800 it doesn't exist. And yeah, you know, we're going 748 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,280 to do the same thing we always do, and we're going to make it 749 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,160 and we're going to take it. We're going to pollute the 750 00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:00,000 original content. So we wanted to get a more 751 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,680 diverse cast for the Lord of the Rings sequel. 752 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:07,520 So Elijah Wood was unavailable. He declined. 753 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,440 So, so we reached out to Kevin Hart and we just think that it's 754 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:11,800 a good pick. I mean, it's just. 755 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,840 Kevin Hart and Gary Coleman. And while we're at it. 756 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:19,320 You know what? While we're at it, I forget what 757 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:23,080 the actor's name that played Sam Wise, but Sean Astin. 758 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:24,440 Yeah. Sean Astin. 759 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,640 He's he's unavailable. He's filming Rudy, too. 760 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:33,800 So we're gonna, we're gonna go ahead and cast LeBron James as 761 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,520 Sam Wise Gangi. No. 762 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,120 Why though? The Rock hasn't. 763 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,960 The Rock hasn't been in a movie in a while. 764 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,120 So he's our new Gandalf. I was gonna say he'd he would be 765 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,040 Gandalf, Yeah, for sure. It's like, why? 766 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,120 Why not see? Like why not? 767 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,040 If we're just, that might be funny. 768 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,720 Just if we're just gonna destroy the cast with the one part, why 769 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:56,360 not just do it all goofy? Yeah, yeah, like why have a 770 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,080 black Snape? Turn. 771 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,720 It into a parody, yeah. Yeah, it never needed to happen. 772 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,360 No, You had Adam Driver right there. 773 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,240 Here he is existing right here. See him? 774 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,120 This is Adam Driver. He'd been a perfect there. 775 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,360 You would have been a perfect. Real with y'all, why are we 776 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,640 doing Harry Potter again? Yeah. 777 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,800 There's that. They do. 778 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:19,880 Harry Potter, Yeah. Oh. 779 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,040 My goodness, OK, I'm going to say something that's going to 780 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,560 hurt all you Harry Potter nerds feelings. 781 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,360 Those. Books are crap. 782 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,280 Yeah, they're written at a third grade level. 783 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,240 Yeah. They're garbage. 784 00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:38,000 Listen, JK Rowling, yes, one of the monetarily most successful 785 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,040 writers of all time. Good for her. 786 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,680 Made billions, gave most of it away. 787 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:46,160 Good for her. She takes a stand where she 788 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,760 feels like she needs to take a stand. 789 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,280 I wish you would take more of a stand on other things. 790 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,520 But she is also the same woman who said that Jesus Christ is 791 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,080 powerless and useless in today's world. 792 00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,800 You know I disagree. But be that as it may, those 793 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,600 books are garbage. You want to read the Harry 794 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,800 Potter series? Read the 7th book You want me to 795 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,600 skip? You will not miss anything. 796 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,840 She reintroduces everybody seven times in that book. 797 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,240 Harry Potter, the Chosen one, The Boy who Lived. 798 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:15,080 I know I. Know. 799 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,920 I've been writing them for seven years. 800 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,760 For 20 years, I. Know. 801 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,200 I didn't read the books and I knew the. 802 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:29,200 Love of life. And that's her writing style. 803 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:32,520 There are thousands upon thousands of pages of her 804 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,320 repeating the same character introductions that were the 805 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:40,360 entirety of the first book. You miss nothing by skipping to 806 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,360 the 7th book. Read that one. 807 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:46,160 Save your time. Now let's go over the movies. 808 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,680 Let's go over the movies. I. 809 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,760 Absolutely love the actors in the movies. 810 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,760 They did phenomenal. They did great jobs with the 811 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,480 parts they were given. All of them. 812 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,280 I love them. Good for y'all. 813 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,080 I'm glad that all of you have moved on to bigger and better 814 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,200 things. I really am all of them. 815 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,720 They moved on to bigger and better things. 816 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,680 I'm here for it. You know what? 817 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,640 Those movies weren't great either. 818 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,200 They were a lot of really skimmed over a story of what 819 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:16,120 story was there with some somewhat, oh, let's try to be 820 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,400 funny thrown in there, some witty humor. 821 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,400 Guess what? The movies weren't great. 822 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,600 You know why? Because they grabbed the 823 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:26,880 heartstrings of children. And everybody I have ever talked 824 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,880 to who absolutely loves those books starts off with the it's a 825 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,480 nostalgia. That's not quality book that is. 826 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,440 Something that. Child, you loved. 827 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,480 The legs of nostalgia are holding that series up. 828 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:43,080 So here's my idea. Don't make Harry Potter. 829 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,480 Here's an idea. Get JK Rowling's help and make a 830 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,000 Marauder show about his parents when they fought Voldemort. 831 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,000 Or even better, let's do this idea. 832 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,360 Joe said it while we were gaming, or Danny might have said 833 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,440 it. Take a universe and make 834 00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,920 whatever stories you want in that universe. 835 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:05,960 The Wizarding World is a vast world of endless awesome 836 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,720 possibilities. I didn't work out too well for 837 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,240 them. But they also. 838 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:14,080 Filled that with thumb scrap. To be fair, I enjoyed the first 839 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,960 Fantastic Beast movie. After that, they all went very 840 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,120 quickly downhill. You could, you could focus on 841 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:24,040 like there's a school in, there's a school in Africa, like 842 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,680 a magic school in Africa in that world. 843 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:26,520 Where? Yeah. 844 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:30,640 Where super strong. You know why they focus on 845 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,440 speechless wandless magic? You've got these little African 846 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:38,400 kids who are throwing spells like their baseballs, not saying 847 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,560 anything, just bam, bam that. Would be terrifying. 848 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,440 Give us a dark wizard from that school. 849 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,640 England would be crapping their. Pants. 850 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,760 You know what? They'd be begging for mercy. 851 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,920 Give us this first school in America, right where we all got 852 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,160 eight or more. Right. 853 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,120 Yeah. The spells come out of the gun 854 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,160 do. Or do like. 855 00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,240 Better yet, they're. Bound on the bullets. 856 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:05,320 Do like do like key and Peele. Oh. 857 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:12,960 Yeah, the do their do their Negro wizard thing because 858 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,840 that's that's the name of it. OK, I'm not being raised. 859 00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,600 Yeah, like I, I get what you're saying Alex. 860 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,440 I really do. And since we were just talking 861 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,800 about it, Token love his work. He's a he's a great author. 862 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:29,800 Yeah. Phenomenal. 863 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,040 I love him. His, I love him. 864 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:36,920 He dedicates entire chapters of his books to just explaining who 865 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,120 this person is and why they're important to you. 866 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,640 Yeah, yeah. Like, entire chapters are just 867 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,080 built around a single character and like, hey, this guy's 868 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:47,240 important because of this, this and this and like, just goes 869 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,720 through on like how this guy is so cool, why he's so cool. 870 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,560 This is why he does what he does. 871 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,800 I absolutely love that. Yeah, I understand this guy. 872 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,800 I know what he. Doesn't do though. 873 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,960 He doesn't do another chapter in the next book about the same 874 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,240 guy. True, he doesn't, you know. 875 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:03,240 Why? Because he knows. 876 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:06,160 The readers know him and. The Two Towers, the second book 877 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:08,280 they know. Him already. 878 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,480 They love him. The Two Towers does not 879 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:15,080 reintroduce Frodo or it does Aragorn make a lot so we. 880 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:19,200 Shouldn't know, I don't mind you pick up the 2. 881 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,960 Towers first. You're going to be confused. 882 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,760 Yeah, that's okay. First a. 883 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,640 Summarization. Yes. 884 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,560 Or to an extent I get the. Yeah. 885 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:31,800 Yeah. And especially because Harry 886 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:36,200 Potter was such a phenomenon for some reason. 887 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,440 Like, I understand that. Like, hey, a person might not 888 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,080 have picked up the first book, but they'll pick up the 5th book 889 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,720 when it came out. So maybe I need to reintroduce. 890 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:47,200 Yeah, like you said, like, a quick summary. 891 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,400 Yeah. And I understand that, but not 892 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,360 too much. I only want them to be hungry 893 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,840 for the earlier things, too. Yeah. 894 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,080 Like, you don't want to alienate them, but you also don't want to 895 00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:56,960 like. Yeah. 896 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:58,840 You want to help them understand. 897 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,040 I'm the reader, the. Storyline still needs to be 898 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,000 comprehensive. It sounds weird. 899 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,240 This sounds weird, and I am all fine for I really am. 900 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:08,640 For a summary. Some readers who are big fans 901 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,240 have not gotten to the last book in a while. 902 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,840 So you kind of summarize, Oh yeah, coming off of the death of 903 00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:15,720 this character and that. I get that. 904 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,600 But if you pick up the 5th book and you're not confused about 905 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,240 what's happening, yeah, the book is wrong. 906 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:27,520 The book is wrong. Readers are more intelligent 907 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:31,040 than that, and the ones who aren't get confused and what do 908 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,080 they do? They go, is this the first book? 909 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,240 That's the 5th book. Let's go back to the first book 910 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:39,160 and try it out. Or they go, I don't want to read 911 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,320 this. It doesn't make sense. 912 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:45,360 And they're you don't want that reader necessarily because guess 913 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,120 what? They're not going to give you 914 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:50,640 anything or not that they're not going to, but they're not going 915 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,160 to be. They're not going to be a fan. 916 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,560 They're not. This is confusing. 917 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,520 I don't understand it. And they throw it away. 918 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,960 It's like dude, you're being lazy, just read the first book. 919 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,880 Or better yet, don't read the series if it's not your cup of 920 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,960 tea. You all your friends listen. 921 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,840 I felt I fell for the peer pressure and I spent agonizing 922 00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:13,280 hours reading the Harry Potter series and what was even worse, 923 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,320 while I was reading them I slobbed through the first book, 924 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,160 then the second. I'm halfway through the 3rd just 925 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:23,760 slowly slogging my way through and all of the fans said wait 926 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,640 till the 4th book. It gets really good then four 927 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,000 books. I'm sorry what? 928 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,440 What? What do you mean wait for the 929 00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:38,480 4th book? Those fourth book, all the first 930 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,640 three books are the shortest books all together. 931 00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,960 They are about this wide, ladies and gentlemen, I'm showing about 932 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,320 8 inches thick. All three of them together, 933 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:49,720 about 8 inches thick by way of a single book. 934 00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:53,520 That's not horribly long. That's a lot of book to read to 935 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,320 get good. Yeah. 936 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,680 Wait for it to get good and then you know what's even worse? 937 00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:02,280 I read the fourth one and I went Wasn't it supposed to get good? 938 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:02,960 I. Was like. 939 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,800 Wait, you know what? The fifth one supposed to be a 940 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:07,200 great story. I read the fifth one. 941 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:11,200 The 4th book is bigger than the first three combined. 942 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,240 The fifth books bigger than the 4th book. 943 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,680 I slobbed through them and I'm like, okay, I'm almost done. 944 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:20,480 I might as well finish them so I can give people an actual a 945 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,680 solid review. Not necessarily saying that 946 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,440 you're stupid for liking them. If you like them, good. 947 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:26,040 Enjoy them. I'm glad you like them. 948 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,320 I read them as an adult. I thought they were garbage. 949 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:33,920 They were badly written. Their story that could have been 950 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:39,720 so beautifully awesome was dumb. And their villain Voldemort is 951 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:42,720 the dumbest. He doesn't do anything. 952 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:47,560 Readers, read your book and find out that your big bad villain 953 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,080 didn't. Do. 954 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:50,960 Anything. Nothing. 955 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,160 What did he do? He killed two people. 956 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:59,880 Ladies and gentlemen, most good guys in stories have killed more 957 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:03,400 than Voldemort killed. That's true. 958 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,720 Oh. OK, yes, he he had the potential 959 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,880 to be the worst villain on planet Earth. 960 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,960 And I realized she was doing a call back to Hitler. 961 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,720 She was calling back to Hitler, I get. 962 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,880 It. Voldemort was not Hitler. 963 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,400 He was a joke. JK Rowling was doing a callback. 964 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,640 Voldemort was supposed to be like Hitler, but. 965 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:27,760 He doesn't have a nose. But also he killed 3. 966 00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,880 People. Ladies and gentlemen, the 967 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,960 Holocaust happened. Hitler was really responsible 968 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:39,880 for the death of so many people. Not just Jews, but Americans, 969 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:44,560 Europeans, Russians, Africans, so many people. 970 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:49,200 Voldemort did not kill more than three people. 971 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:52,200 Is that enough to be a bad guy? Yes, it is enough. 972 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:56,560 It's not enough to be a good bad guy in a fictional story. 973 00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,360 Make your bad guys bad. Make the bad guys bad again. 974 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,800 Yeah, make bad guys bad again. Make bad guys bad again. 975 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,960 Saying. Yeah, yeah. 976 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,320 Hey, you know, since we're talking about non original 977 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,320 stories, I'm excited about Scary Movie 6. 978 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:12,600 Just saying. Oh, man. 979 00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,560 Yeah. And Spaceballs 2. 980 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,320 Spaceballs 2, Yeah. We're making parody movies 981 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:18,760 again. I'm excited about. 982 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,520 It's been a while. Two ago I was like, where's 983 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,320 parody movies? Yeah, yeah. 984 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,200 They're gone. It was like they quit in the 985 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,600 early 2000s. They just quit. 986 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,680 It's a sign and. Then we got the Naked Gun. 987 00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,200 Reboot. Yeah, it's a. 988 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,160 Sign that was so good. It's more of a secret. 989 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,440 It was actually funny. Hilarious. 990 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:41,080 It it's a sign of the recession coming, OK? 991 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,520 We only get period movies during recession time, OK. 992 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,240 That. Kind of makes sense. 993 00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:48,640 True, that's you don't have to write as much. 994 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,520 Yeah, I've been in a recession already. 995 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,720 Well, here comes the second one. I'm deep within it. 996 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,280 Yeah. But it's OK Scary Movie 6 will 997 00:47:56,280 --> 00:48:00,280 make me laugh. Yeah, I'm. 998 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:03,040 Sure about it, That'll be funny. It'll be hilarious. 999 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,400 I'm very excited to watch it. Oh yeah. 1000 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,360 I'm excited to for Spaceballs too. 1001 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,360 Also, I think that'll be really good. 1002 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:12,000 I just wish John Candy was still alive to play Barf. 1003 00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:17,640 Yeah, and they're doing their last and final Jack Butt movie. 1004 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,120 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're telling. 1005 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,720 Me about that they're actually doing another one. 1006 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,120 Johnny Knoxville announced that they're filming their last one. 1007 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,800 That guy's way too old. He's doing. 1008 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,160 That yeah, they need to. Do. 1009 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:31,480 That anymore? For him, he's gonna hurt 1010 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:36,320 himself. M Stevo And there were the rest 1011 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,040 of them, we man. And like they're that's their 1012 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:40,920 last one they're not doing anymore. 1013 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,920 Are they bringing Bam back for this one? 1014 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,400 I doubt it. I doubt it. 1015 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,960 Pretty sure. They had a big falling out with 1016 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:46,240 him. They. 1017 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,720 Had a huge falling out with him and he's still to this day like 1018 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,840 the disgrace is their name. Wishes them nothing but harm. 1019 00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,840 That's true, he does not like them, but he they did bring him 1020 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,720 back in the newest Tony Hawk game so. 1021 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,600 They did. They did At least is that he 1022 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,760 still is, you know, a relapsing drug addict. 1023 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,960 But you know. Aren't they all? 1024 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,840 The other guys, well, they used to be the the other guys like 1025 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,720 they were, they were really bad and then they they got their act 1026 00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:12,240 together. Oh. 1027 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,480 Man, I'm straight. I'm straight edge dude. 1028 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,200 I didn't do any. Of that stuff anymore. 1029 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:20,600 He is no like he. So Stevo is a vegan and he's 1030 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:26,080 been sober for like 15 years. I read his most recent, I've met 1031 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,840 his, I read his most recent autobiography, actually, and it 1032 00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,800 was interesting to hear. I wanted the earlier years 1033 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:36,360 personally, the because he's written, he's written too, I 1034 00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,600 think, or that maybe that was his third one anyway, just like 1035 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:43,240 the years that have come since. And it was interesting to hear. 1036 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,720 And what's cool about a lot of the autobiographies is they're 1037 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,040 read by the person who wrote. That, yeah. 1038 00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,960 Yeah, which is really cool to help you get in their mindset. 1039 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,520 It's almost just like listening to them talk about them. 1040 00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,480 I really like it. But it was, it was a great read. 1041 00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,440 I was engaged and I'm just like, and he's like, you know, he's 1042 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,480 like, I've always, I've always been really good about like 1043 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:05,920 self-control. And it's crazy how much he has 1044 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,720 been, No, he has been like when he puts his mind to something. 1045 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:13,640 There was a time in his life, it was before he was a vegan. 1046 00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:16,440 He went on some crazy diet that you're only supposed to do for 1047 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:20,520 like a few weeks and he did it for like 2 years or three years. 1048 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,800 And it's one of those where it's just like you're waiting. 1049 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:29,720 I'm still on it. I'm only eating like 1/4 a day 1050 00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,840 point. What's the what's the name of 1051 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,440 his autobiography? It's been so long to me. 1052 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:39,960 Steve, The Untold Story. Does that makes you think What 1053 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,760 would be the name of our autobiographies? 1054 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:50,140 I just saw, I saw my whole life flash before my eyes, then semi 1055 00:50:50,140 --> 00:50:51,640 colon. It was very boring. 1056 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,120 Backs. Speaking of Stevo, hashtag 1057 00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,480 remove the tattoo. If you know, you know. 1058 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,880 Oh, yeah, yeah, I think you did. I think you got to cover it. 1059 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,640 I think you got to cover it up. That's good, that's good. 1060 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:06,640 If you got it, you should probably remove it. 1061 00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,120 I think I'm pretty sure you did. I don't know how you don't get 1062 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,920 cancelled for having that inked on your body. 1063 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:17,360 Yeah, those you don't know. It was infant sexual assault of 1064 00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:20,440 him raping a baby, Yeah. Yeah, he got the. 1065 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,200 One done. Yeah, he got that one covered 1066 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,640 up. Recently just not. 1067 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,800 I'm just not hearing about. It yeah a. 1068 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,360 Few weeks ago. What are you doing with that 1069 00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,240 Steve? O what were you thinking bud? 1070 00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,920 I know you were drunk, but like but why? 1071 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:39,440 So yeah, he's done a couple and it keeps, it's pulling up the 1072 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,800 the first one, but it's the second. 1073 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,120 One drugs can do some pretty crazy things. 1074 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,280 Oh yeah. But I don't want. 1075 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,920 And I also wanted to say Johnny Knoxville used to dress up as a 1076 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,920 grandpa, do funny stuff as a grandpa and grandpa. 1077 00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,200 Yeah. I mean, I guess now the benefit 1078 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,000 of it now is he doesn't have to dress up anymore. 1079 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,160 That's just true. Like him with his white hair 1080 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,160 just to wear like a cardigan. Yeah, I mean, that's hilarious. 1081 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,880 Those, those were always funny when he would do that. 1082 00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:12,520 It's called A Hard Kick in the Nuts by Steven Steve O Glover. 1083 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:17,240 And that's the second one. Very good. 1084 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,680 Yeah, Very good. Really. 1085 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:23,920 If you want to get into his mind, I suggest listening to the 1086 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,480 audio book. It's Henry Dangerous. 1087 00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:29,680 Yeah, he does have an earlier one called Professional Idiot 1088 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:30,920 and. That probably. 1089 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,360 Would be a really good Yeah. That one would probably be a 1090 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,120 pretty good read as well. Well if we were all out of 1091 00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:42,320 stuff, I have some new name your price main ticket items. 1092 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,080 Yeah. Yeah. 1093 00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,080 Did anyone else have anything? I didn't, no. 1094 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,440 OK, OK, so it's a. Little game we like to play in 1095 00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,920 the main menu podcast where you name your price and it's pretty 1096 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,920 much self-explanatory so. We're trying to bid for who will 1097 00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:01,080 take the least for the amount. Yeah, I'm gonna get real with 1098 00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:03,920 y'all I no. You need the money. 1099 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,640 You need the money. I do they need the money, but 1100 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:10,280 I'm there's a level and. There's a level, yeah, but. 1101 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:14,480 Eating dog, I think eating dog food out of a can would be much 1102 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,480 better than a lot of the stuff that you bring up. 1103 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,840 And that's not because that's like, hey, I. 1104 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,200 Will do. That just with survive dog 1105 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,800 food's not that bad. In fact, dog food's better for 1106 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,080 you than a lot of human foods that humans consume. 1107 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,480 Cat food is a step up I think. Oh yeah. 1108 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,800 For sure, here nor there. How much? 1109 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,000 How much would it take you to eat an entire jar of mayonnaise 1110 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,320 with a spoon? I don't think I can get it get 1111 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,040 through it. We're talking about how much 1112 00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:40,720 they were offered. Are we talking to Hellman's? 1113 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:44,840 Are we talking Dukes? Are we talking the best? 1114 00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,360 Mayonnaise. The best Mayonnaise 20. 4 oz. 1115 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:51,680 Jar You reach out your hand for a mayonnaise to eat the whole 1116 00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:56,520 jar and you get just the best one that you think is the best. 1117 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,040 I guess it's a jar of mayonnaise. 1118 00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,080 I'd do it for about what, 50 bucks? 1119 00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,760 Happy Buck. $20. Like I don't. 1120 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,680 Think I'll never more than 50? I feel like it's kind of a low 1121 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,760 ball. That's a lot. 1122 00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,280 So like I could see it, like you probably get halfway through 1123 00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,880 that. That's a lot of mayonnaise. 1124 00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,600 Oh yeah, yeah. You did. 1125 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,840 A lot of mayonnaise, no. Too much, I think you would get 1126 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,760 to eating it and you'd be like, yeah, you'd turn out solid and 1127 00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:23,240 you'd get about halfway through. You'd be like I I can't stand 1128 00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:24,920 the taste of mayonnaise. Yeah. 1129 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:29,600 You get off the stuff for good. Your gut would just be full of 1130 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,480 Mayo. I mean. 1131 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,240 Oh you dude, You'd vomit. You would. 1132 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:35,080 Vomiting. I honestly don't think. 1133 00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,200 I honestly don't think you could continue eating it. 1134 00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:39,920 I'm pretty sure it would make you vomit. 1135 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:43,240 Almost like drinking a gallon. Of milk, it's probably like, I'd 1136 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:46,320 probably do it for like $100 a $150.00, something like that, 1137 00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:47,800 yeah. It'd have to be more worth. 1138 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:50,600 It that was that was my price range was around $100. 1139 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:56,520 That's like it, while like it feels like easy money, at the 1140 00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,600 same time it's like I'm gonna be sick. 1141 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:03,000 It is the hardest. Money and also I'm I'm pretty 1142 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,840 sure that'd be enough to food poison you that much mayonnaise. 1143 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:09,520 I don't think no, like not like food poisoning, like blowing out 1144 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:13,080 of all orifices and really sick. But like, once you're full of 1145 00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:16,400 it, dude, you get sick. You get real sick for for a day 1146 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:17,600 or so. Yeah. 1147 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,320 So like if I could eat it with if I had like, I don't know, 1148 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:25,960 some to eat it with, Yeah, but by itself would be be pretty 1149 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:27,520 tough. Does it? 1150 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:32,840 Take to get food poisoning. It's going. 1151 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,600 To be. Bad man or like. 1152 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:38,360 Expired, right? No, there's no specific amount 1153 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:39,960 of mayonnaise that causes illness. 1154 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,080 No. I think we're going to find out 1155 00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,560 though. I begged it differently. 1156 00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,920 For science purposes. For science. 1157 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:53,360 Purposes I'm an experiment. We're gonna get the Nobel Prize 1158 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,960 for our mayonnaise eating, and that's $1,000,000. 1159 00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,720 Oh yeah, we got hired having pretty luck. 1160 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:04,080 I had a couple cheeseburgers or something. 1161 00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:06,680 I could spoon a bunch. I could do I, I could probably. 1162 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:07,840 Yeah, I need something to go with. 1163 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,920 In my life, yeah. It's too much all. 1164 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:12,840 At once it's a big old tablespoon and just eat. 1165 00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,000 Man. Yeah. 1166 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,520 But then you see. But then you see, what's his 1167 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:18,000 name? That guy you guys are always 1168 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:22,440 talking about slathering things in the entire jar of mayonnaise. 1169 00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,000 Yeah, and eating it like he doesn't. 1170 00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,600 Cheeseburger, slop and fucking. Grease. 1171 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:37,080 Now, I will say this, if I had to eat the, the jar, entire jar 1172 00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:41,520 of mayonnaise by itself, I'm not doing it sitting in my house. 1173 00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,360 I'm going to go get on public transportation somewhere. 1174 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,480 And that's how I'm doing. I'm going to go to Goodwill 1st 1175 00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:51,000 and I'm going to get, I'm going to get some, some new clothes at 1176 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,360 Goodwill. They're from the 60s or 70s. 1177 00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:58,560 And then I'm going to go, I'm going to be mismatched and I'm 1178 00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,000 going to get on a bus and I'm just going to going to sit there 1179 00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,680 and I'm going to stare. I'm not going to get off at any 1180 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,440 stops. I'm just going to sit there with 1181 00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:09,200 a mayonnaise jar, like cradled in the nook of my arm. 1182 00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,320 And I'm going to stare ahead. People are going to try to talk 1183 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,680 to me and I'm just going to take big old scoops and put it in my 1184 00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,840 mouth and probably make noise while I do. 1185 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,480 I would do that for 100 bucks. That would be. 1186 00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:30,360 That'd be a lot of fun. That's a lot of time out of the 1187 00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:35,000 day. That's a day for sure. 1188 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,640 I'd do that on Saturday, on Saturday. 1189 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:42,280 Yeah. Make an event. 1190 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,720 I mean, it's from the other challenges. 1191 00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,200 I have no PTO left. I mean, that's just a given. 1192 00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:49,000 That's true, Yeah. You got to do it on the weekend, 1193 00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,160 so Alex wins that for 50 bucks. Sold. 1194 00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,240 No, no, that was not a serious no. 1195 00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,520 Oh, what? No, no, too late. 1196 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:02,480 Too late, too late. No, you gotta do it now. 1197 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,600 And you're not going to do it together on public 1198 00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,640 transportation. It's like when you get when you 1199 00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:10,000 overbade yourself at an option trying to raise the price for 1200 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,880 someone else and you're like, no. 1201 00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:17,400 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Somebody bad please. 1202 00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:23,720 Like like Bob Vance from Vance Refrigeration paid 1000 bucks to 1203 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:30,240 hug his own light. This one cold showers for a 1204 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,640 year. Wow. 1205 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,040 Yeah. A pity buck. 1206 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:38,160 Pity Buck $5. Pretty hot. 1207 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:41,800 No, I don't know, Like I don't mind the cold shower. 1208 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,440 But it's good I. Don't like it? 1209 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:48,400 Nothing's very good for you. Nothing beats a like, it's cold 1210 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,720 outside and the snow's falling and you're outside shoveling and 1211 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,720 you go take a nice hot shower and it gets all steamy. 1212 00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,960 You feel refreshed or like after you get done, like mowing the 1213 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:04,320 yard or like after a good after a good workout, you take a nice 1214 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:07,040 big steamy hot shower. Yeah. 1215 00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:12,520 And you feel like clean, No, you're going to take frozen cold 1216 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:16,280 showers for a whole year. You're going to be miserable. 1217 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,160 Oh yeah. I I got it. 1218 00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:20,280 But I'll do it. I'll do it for 50 bucks. 1219 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:24,280 I'm 50 bucks. I always, it's to me doing cold 1220 00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:27,160 showers is like like working out or eating right. 1221 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,000 You know, it's great in the beginning and you feel good 1222 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,280 afterwards. But like it's one thing, 1223 00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,360 something that happens and you're like, I just don't feel 1224 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:38,160 like it today. And then that's usually what 1225 00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:40,960 kills it. You know you after that. 1226 00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:46,000 You feel good after eating good. Yeah, you know, after eating 1227 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,280 right. Oh no. 1228 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,160 Cutting stocks? Nah. 1229 00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,080 This is miserable. I'm in. 1230 00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:54,040 Hell, come on man, look how look how good you're starting to 1231 00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:56,360 look. I'm in before but. 1232 00:59:56,800 --> 00:59:57,840 I. Want. 1233 00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,320 Cake and fried chicken every day. 1234 01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:05,920 Cake and fried chicken. Fried chicken cake man. 1235 01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,800 Like I said, I'll do the cold shower thing for. 1236 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:12,160 Like, right. Don't don't forget about the the 1237 01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:14,600 Guinness cinnamon rolls. I I got to make those for you. 1238 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,080 Those were definitely some of the best cinnamon rolls I've 1239 01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,560 ever made. They were very delicious. 1240 01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:24,320 Oh yeah. So you make a caramel with with 1241 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,000 Guinness and then you put a little bit of Guinness in the 1242 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,680 dough. It's it's very delicious. 1243 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,440 You get, you might not like it because you don't like sweet and 1244 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,720 savory with this. It's like a bitter and sweet. 1245 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:36,760 I'll just take a good one. I'll just take a good one. 1246 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:41,560 But how about? Money 5. 100 bucks. $500 that's 1247 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,800 it. For for the cold showers, for a. 1248 01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:49,400 Year. Entire year 3. 165 things. 500 1249 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,560 bucks. I'll take a, I'll take a dollar 1250 01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:56,680 a day, a dollar a day. I think we gotta think real 1251 01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,600 money, guys, It's a whole year. That's what I've been saying the 1252 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,000 whole time. I think we're downplaying it. 1253 01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,040 I think so. I can. 1254 01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:06,240 Find I mean, I want, I want a reminder. 1255 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,240 There's no way I want I want a reminder that every time I get 1256 01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,840 into the shower and I don't feel like doing that freezing cold 1257 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:15,000 shower, I'm gonna make X amount of money. 1258 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:19,000 I'm gonna get my $500. That's not enough. 1259 01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:22,680 I would like to get in the shower and I would like to 1260 01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,640 think, man, I don't feel like a cold shower but I'm gonna make 1261 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,800 20 bucks taking this cold shower. 1262 01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:34,760 Here's my low ball offer. I do it for 5000 for it because 1263 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,720 you're taking a year in my hot showers. 1264 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:38,400 I'm only in a shower once a week. 1265 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:42,920 And you know what it doesn't say anything about is a a sauna. 1266 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:47,480 I'll go to a sauna steam room. I mean, yeah, there's that. 1267 01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:51,040 Doesn't say anything about that. Hot Springs hot. 1268 01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:54,200 Springs, Hot Springs. Really do get to it and. 1269 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,080 Now. The thing is like, if you ease 1270 01:01:57,080 --> 01:02:01,480 into it, it's not nearly as bad. If you just turn the water on 1271 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:05,600 full, full blast, you know, cold, cold jumping to it, it's 1272 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:10,040 it's really, really disruptive. But if you kind of have to 1273 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:13,760 lukewarm and then and then turn it colder, it's it's not so bad. 1274 01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:17,400 Right, it's cold. I've made it a habit to cold 1275 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,720 plunge once a week or so and. That's really good. 1276 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:23,320 For a year though, for. I mean I've been doing it for 1277 01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:25,600 like 8 months. Yeah, it it does. 1278 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:29,160 It helps your body start to process the brown fat that's 1279 01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,600 that's in your body helps circulation. 1280 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:33,840 Circulation, it helps. Focus. 1281 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,520 It doesn't. Well, yeah, it wakes you up. 1282 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:42,840 Well, not even just that, but like, it's, it's as tough as it 1283 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:46,200 could be to be me to be me. It's not that tough, obviously, 1284 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:50,720 but like my brain is just everywhere, always all at the 1285 01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:54,960 same time, all the time. And it's it's kind of stupid, 1286 01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:59,640 but with cold plunges, I can feel it zero in like the effect 1287 01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:02,440 you think you'd get from taking like a drug from a movie, like 1288 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,440 super focused. That's how I feel for. 1289 01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,000 And it's not permanent. It doesn't even last a full day, 1290 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,840 but it does help in general with overall focus. 1291 01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:15,040 And it does that zero in focus for maybe an hour or two 1292 01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:16,880 afterwards. OK, nice. 1293 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:19,760 Not this one. Let a stranger spit in your 1294 01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:21,760 mouth. How much money would you take 1295 01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:24,160 for that? All right, hold on, Does a 1296 01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,320 stranger look like? Doesn't know you don't know. 1297 01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:27,800 I've never met him before. IS. 1298 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:32,000 It like a random person's gonna walk up to me a spit. 1299 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:35,120 You're going to sit in a room on a chair with your head tilted 1300 01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:39,640 back and a random person off the street or business or anybody. 1301 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:41,320 Anybody could walk through that door. 1302 01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:44,160 You don't know who's walking through until you see him and 1303 01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:46,000 look them in their spit filled mouth. 1304 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:51,880 That being said, would you let? How much would it take to let a 1305 01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:55,960 stranger spit in your mouth? All right, so the spit, is this 1306 01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:58,080 just the plain old? I've built up a little bit of 1307 01:03:58,080 --> 01:03:58,880 saliva. Oh. 1308 01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:01,360 It's up to them, baby. Or is it? 1309 01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:05,160 Or is it? The the the. 1310 01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:09,440 Because if we're if we're gathering together phlegm, that 1311 01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:12,560 UPS the price a lot. Let's just say the executioner 1312 01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:16,960 holds the axe. It's up to them if they're 1313 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:20,040 having a bad day and want to really give it to you, and they 1314 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,000 will. Or maybe it's some you know. 1315 01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:26,920 1010 grand, 10 grand. I mean, I honestly want more 1316 01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:29,760 money than that, but that's that's a lowball offer in my 1317 01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,320 opinion. You're not swallowing it. 1318 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,000 It doesn't matter. After. 1319 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:36,920 It doesn't matter. There's no chaser. 1320 01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:39,240 There's no chaser. If it was like going to be some 1321 01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,320 hot girl, I'd be like, all right, yeah, go ahead. 1322 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:42,720 You know, I'll do that for 10 bucks. 1323 01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:44,840 I don't. I don't know about that. 1324 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,920 But when I don't know who it is and what they're going to do 1325 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,440 now, I got to, I got to leave it open for whatever. 1326 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,480 You got to take the money for the worst case scenario which. 1327 01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:57,560 Exactly. That's what I'm saying. 1328 01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:02,240 Oh yeah, it could be anything in that mouth. 1329 01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:05,280 Literally. Use these in there. 1330 01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:10,640 Yeah, 1010 grand is a low ball in my opinion. 1331 01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:15,160 I want some money for this one. I would like, I would like some 1332 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:19,440 money I'd do it for, I'd do it for 5 grand. 1333 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:20,680 See, that's kind of what I was thinking. 1334 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,680 I had, I had the number 5 grand in my hand. 1335 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:25,480 The. 5 grand is still a good good amount of money. 1336 01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:30,480 Yeah, by 500 bucks I'd do it. Yikes. 1337 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:32,840 That's a lot of money. Just one we should. 1338 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,520 Yeah, it really is. Well, I I don't know. 1339 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:40,240 Yes, but no, it would be. Easy doing for how much money 1340 01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:42,960 does? I hate cough syrup, you know, 1341 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,040 but I'll do it and I. Don't get new money for it. 1342 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:48,040 Yeah. But you get a benefit in the. 1343 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:50,960 Cough syrup, Yeah. That's true. 1344 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:54,240 Well, this benefit is is monetary value, Sir. 1345 01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,320 Well, yeah. So there's always that. 1346 01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:59,960 What's the new one? Alex, this is the Let a stranger 1347 01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:02,720 spit in your mouth. Oh yeah, no, no money. 1348 01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:06,640 I know money you're. Not free at 1 trillion. 1349 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,240 You're doing it at free for free. 1350 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,840 No, I'm never free. I'm saying I'm not doing it if. 1351 01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:15,680 If a stranger's fitting in my mouth, the world's going to 1352 01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,080 burn. Like, literally. 1353 01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:18,640 Whoa. So that's. 1354 01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:22,320 The world is not enough. Trillion dollars, just one 1355 01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,000 little loogie in there. It's not that bad. 1356 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:26,120 I mean it's. Bad. 1357 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:29,600 It's not that bad. You know. 1358 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,080 Yeah, I'm not. Going. 1359 01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,560 I'm not going below 4 grand. No. 1360 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,760 You got to have some standards, right? 1361 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:40,960 Yeah, I'm just going to hope. I'm just going to hope that, you 1362 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:43,680 know, you know, the 8 billion people that live on the planet 1363 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:45,680 that I get someone that brush their teeth. 1364 01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,640 That that would be nice. Yeah, it's a gamble. 1365 01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:51,000 And that doesn't occur. They have a sinus infection. 1366 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,880 Yeah, yeah, they're not feeling real. 1367 01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:56,200 Like I'm. Hoping it's like it's really 1368 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:58,720 salty. Yeah, yeah. 1369 01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:10,040 No, I mean, you know, the upside is you know, you can, you can 1370 01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:13,200 spit it out right away. Yeah, there's no chase here, 1371 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:14,120 though you got to. Run. 1372 01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:19,040 Just have to marinade. Now, if you had to swallow it, 1373 01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:21,520 you'd double, double no. Yeah, I know you're paying it 1374 01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,280 double. Yeah. 1375 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:27,600 That's. A pulp in that, that's pulp. 1376 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:32,880 That's pulp. Well, chunky today. 1377 01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:36,240 Oh, yeah, sorry, just had, I don't know, I had something 1378 01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:37,680 break loose in my mouth. I haven't eaten. 1379 01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:38,320 No, no. I. 1380 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:44,120 Don't know what that was and. It would get. 1381 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:48,560 Slopped tapped our listeners. I feel gross. 1382 01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:50,840 Sorry, I can get really descriptive when it comes to 1383 01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:52,200 gross things. I don't know what's wrong with 1384 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,920 me. I blame that one on my dad too. 1385 01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:58,280 Moving away from gross? Yeah, how about? 1386 01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:01,440 That'd be good. To get tased, you know you got 1387 01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:03,200 the thing where you got a guy on either side of you. 1388 01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:06,360 Good taste. Taser Taser Taser. 1389 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:09,720 I do, I do 200, I do 200 for that and this. 1390 01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:12,920 Is what? Those in training, but. 1391 01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,080 So are you getting shot or are you getting like the handheld? 1392 01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:17,880 Taser. No, they're shooting a Taser at 1393 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:18,600 you. So. 1394 01:08:19,359 --> 01:08:21,800 You're thinking stun gun, Danny. They're not stunning you. 1395 01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:24,319 They're tasing you with the wires and the barbs and the. 1396 01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:29,640 Yeah, a police Taser. Yeah, no, that's I'm not doing 1397 01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,479 that for anything less than 505 hundred. 1398 01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:33,840 Bucks. Yeah. 1399 01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:35,160 No, I'm not getting there. Yeah. 1400 01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:38,160 No, I mean I would bother. If I was in training, I would 1401 01:08:38,279 --> 01:08:41,040 I'd have to volunteer myself to do that, but I'm not. 1402 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:42,880 Yeah, I thought. I would need some money. 1403 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:44,120 For that. Yeah. 1404 01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:47,479 I don't. I would like not to get Tased. 1405 01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:49,840 It works differently for everybody though. 1406 01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:53,040 Some people it's not that bad, other people it's the worst 1407 01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,080 thing ever. I would piss myself. 1408 01:08:56,960 --> 01:09:02,160 I mean, there's a chance I, I feel like you might do OK. 1409 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:06,880 I for some reason I have a high pain tolerance when it comes to 1410 01:09:07,279 --> 01:09:09,359 electricity. I so I feel like I'd be all 1411 01:09:09,359 --> 01:09:12,120 right. Just picture the scene from The 1412 01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:13,880 Hangover where he gets shot in the face. 1413 01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:17,359 Oh, that wouldn't be any good. Allen Allen gets shot in the 1414 01:09:17,359 --> 01:09:22,080 face is. Yeah, I would. 1415 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:24,680 I would probably try to make a game out of it to see how long I 1416 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:26,800 could I could resist and stay standing and. 1417 01:09:27,359 --> 01:09:32,200 You guys are insane. We got fun with stuff buddy. 1418 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:35,840 Just an I'll get that situation and have fun with it. 1419 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:38,319 I'll. I'll get that trade for 5 bucks 1420 01:09:38,359 --> 01:09:42,040 OK but I ain't getting tased. I mean, you got to do like I did 1421 01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:46,279 in the CS gas chamber, you know, you got to, you got to, you 1422 01:09:46,319 --> 01:09:48,479 can't hold your breath. So you just take a deep breath 1423 01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:50,600 before you take your mask off and let it out real slow. 1424 01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:53,520 You're not holding your breath. And then the problem is you get 1425 01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:56,640 right to like a foot and a half away from the door and you 1426 01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:59,400 realize your lungs are now empty and you have to you're 1427 01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:01,360 involuntarily trying to take a breath. 1428 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:06,800 You didn't didn't have to hold on, you didn't have to talk when 1429 01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:09,960 you were in the chamber. I did talk so you didn't have to 1430 01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:13,560 say anything, but if they caught you holding your breath then 1431 01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:15,160 they were going to make you go to the back of the line. 1432 01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:18,560 Well, I was at the back of back of the back of the line to start 1433 01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:23,520 with and I was letting it out as I was walking out and there was 1434 01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:26,040 a there was a Petty Officer in there and he says you hold your 1435 01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:28,240 breath, son. And I said no, Sir. 1436 01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:30,480 And I was still letting my breath out. 1437 01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:33,520 Well, that my lungs out a little faster than they probably would 1438 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:35,280 have because I was breathing out pretty slow. 1439 01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:39,400 And yeah, I got right to in front of the door and I had to 1440 01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:41,720 take a breath and my lungs said breathe in deep. 1441 01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:44,440 And I said no, no, no, no, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1442 01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:47,200 Wait, want to and it was an instantaneous, you know, 3 foot 1443 01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:49,600 long strand of mucus and. I. 1444 01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:55,280 Had to do the soldiers creed and I had to found off with my name 1445 01:10:55,280 --> 01:11:00,360 and and it was terrible. Yeah, it it was awful for sure. 1446 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:02,600 That was the plan. I was like, I'm going to hold my 1447 01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:04,800 breath. No, no. 1448 01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,760 And I died. I cried anyway. 1449 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:10,600 Yeah, I would get, I I would get pepper sprayed for $5.00, but 1450 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,400 Tasing is $500. Yeah. 1451 01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:15,880 You can feel. Like pepper sprayed for dude. 1452 01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:18,760 People's eyes get ruined getting pepper sprayed. 1453 01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:21,000 Listen. Like I've been pepper sprayed, 1454 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,200 it's fine. It's not that bad. 1455 01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:23,920 Yeah, it's not that bad. It's fine. 1456 01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:27,640 I mean, I rub my eyes with with Peppers after I, you know, cut 1457 01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:30,320 them up. Walking away with like 7 like 1458 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:32,600 700 bucks I feel like it would be worth it. 1459 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,800 Yeah, I, I want to make some money. 1460 01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:37,600 I mean, if again, I want to have fun with it, but I don't want to 1461 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,080 just say, you know, oh, 10 bucks. 1462 01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:42,920 Yeah, I don't do that either. Exactly. 1463 01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:48,680 I thought it would be too bad. I'd I'd do it for probably 403 1464 01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:50,520 hundred. And since everybody's going so 1465 01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:54,080 high, I will up my bed to 300 and I'll take 300 for it. 1466 01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:54,560 It's fine. Yeah, yeah. 1467 01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:57,520 All right, that's fair. I don't think it's fair. 1468 01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:03,280 Honestly, I've never been tased. I know it's going to be awful. 1469 01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:04,560 I know it's going to be the worst. 1470 01:12:04,720 --> 01:12:08,640 But also if I'm getting tased and I'm getting paid for it, I'd 1471 01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:10,560 like to also get certified that I've been tased. 1472 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:17,080 So if I get a security job, I can, yeah, yeah, I've been 1473 01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:19,760 tased. Give me I can now carry a Taser. 1474 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,520 And you put it on every resume, you know, so if you go to, you 1475 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:26,560 go to apply for like, you know, a job at Walmart, you know, 1476 01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:30,200 under special qualifications. I I'm I'm certified Tased. 1477 01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:31,920 I've been tased, Yeah, I've been tased. 1478 01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:33,320 I've been. I've been tased. 1479 01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:35,560 So I'm allowed to carry a Taser wherever I go. 1480 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:39,120 Yeah, Heck yeah. Yeah, I want to get one of those 1481 01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:40,800 ballistic ones. Pretty cool. 1482 01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:47,760 Yeah, like 400 bucks or so. How about this one? 1483 01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:50,120 OK. I got a whole list here. 1484 01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:55,200 Run a marathon tomorrow, you know, or or no anytime this 1485 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:58,080 week. But someone notifies you and you 1486 01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:01,680 just have to do it at any time. A marathon's how long? 1487 01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:04,760 14 point. Six point 26.2 miles. 1488 01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:09,640 OK, I was saying 1/2 marathon. Yeah, half marathon, 13.4 or 1489 01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:10,840 something like that. Six. 1490 01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:12,800 I can't remember. And I gotta run it. 1491 01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:15,600 I can't like, I can't like jog, slash walk it. 1492 01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:19,080 Well, I mean, you wanna, you wanna get it done as fast as 1493 01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:21,320 possible to get back to whatever you were doing, I'm sure. 1494 01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:24,720 Official length of a marathon is 26.219 miles. 1495 01:13:24,920 --> 01:13:28,160 Oh, cool, yeah. You know it's. 1496 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:34,880 A huge gonna kill me. I can't run anymore with my with 1497 01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:38,040 my feet the way they are. I can't run like I used to so. 1498 01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:39,800 You have to walk the whole thing. 1499 01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:42,920 I would have to, I would probably try to do some jogging, 1500 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:46,240 but it's there are times if I do too much like it'll, it'll 1501 01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:49,320 affect my feet for a good month and I'll just I'll be limping 1502 01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:52,680 sometimes for a week or better. It just takes you as long as it 1503 01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:54,120 takes you. Yeah, exactly. 1504 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,200 Well, and they're saying like, run a marathon. 1505 01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:58,920 To be fair, you don't have to run the whole thing. 1506 01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:01,560 There's no possible way you could with no training. 1507 01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:05,800 If I ran, if I tried to run 26 miles, I would die. 1508 01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:08,400 No, and that's not because I'm out of shape. 1509 01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:11,760 I might be able to make it a good amount of because I try to 1510 01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:14,040 do. I try to run just to keep up 1511 01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:17,680 with the ability to run I'd. But to be fair, if I tried to 1512 01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:20,560 run the whole way, I would probably collapse and be. 1513 01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:23,560 Very injured. I just looked it up because I 1514 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:26,840 want to know like the time that people that train this that 1515 01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:30,040 normally takes them. So for a male, the average, the 1516 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:35,240 average time is then this is average is 4 hours and 21 1517 01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:37,560 minutes. That's people, that's people 1518 01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:40,680 that train it all right, That's 9 minutes and 57. 1519 01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:43,320 That's 9 minutes and 57 seconds a mile. 1520 01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:46,600 Oh my goodness. That's the average. 1521 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:50,440 Okay. As of right now, I run about a 1522 01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:54,320 13 to 12 minute mile. All right, I I'm not great. 1523 01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:56,560 I used to be pretty good back in the day. 1524 01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:59,000 I could. Run 13 to 12 isn't bad for you 1525 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:01,840 either, though that's fairly. Quick as the miles. 1526 01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:03,520 Go on your side. I don't. 1527 01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:10,720 Have AI have a huge stride, so there's that too but still so I 1528 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:14,720 I I can do a mile relatively quickly now it's just saying 1529 01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:17,600 like now once you start talking like two or three miles now 1530 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:21,000 we're starting I'm losing the ground OK going slow I'm. 1531 01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:25,240 Pretty. After one, I'm like, all right, 1532 01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:29,920 time to take a break. I mean, I'm looking at a full 24 1533 01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:33,240 hours of me doing this. Oh yeah, I'm. 1534 01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:37,800 It's going to take me 12 hours if I'm if I'm being honest, it's 1535 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:41,040 going to take 12 hours of me pushing myself probably. 1536 01:15:41,040 --> 01:15:43,680 Do that, Yeah. I couldn't imagine trying to 1537 01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:45,080 walk. Stopping things fairly. 1538 01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,000 I'm going to have to stop and make camp for the night. 1539 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,560 I. Don't know man. 1540 01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:55,280 I, I don't feel like, I don't feel like whoever, who, whatever 1541 01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:58,960 insane person is offering us all this money would want to pay the 1542 01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,320 amount of money that I would ask for. 1543 01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,680 All right. So the average person in a day 1544 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:14,200 in a day with on this is average is, is about 3 to 4 miles on 1545 01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,320 average that you can walk in a day. 1546 01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:20,800 But it's saying here that like a decent person that that that's 1547 01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:24,400 just like, you know, it's that's kind of like semi accurate. 1548 01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:27,840 Yeah. It's saying here that like 1549 01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:30,000 people that are like known to push themselves and things like 1550 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:33,200 that can cover about 10 to 15 miles in a day. 1551 01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:37,080 It's just walking, yeah. Or I'd say for middle age, if 1552 01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:41,600 you're younger, I think you know, you can hit 2025 miles. 1553 01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:43,800 I think if you really push yourself, you could, you could 1554 01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,360 walk it. I could, but it would I could 1555 01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:47,800 probably push. Myself to to walk the whole 1556 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:51,280 thing in a day, but I mean, I'm going to be probably like walk, 1557 01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:53,800 jog, walk, jog, walk. Jog, walk, jog. 1558 01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:58,280 Like, yeah, I mean, just because I know the time it's going to 1559 01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:00,560 the time that it's going to take, I mean. 1560 01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:02,520 Right. Yeah, I'm with Joey. 1561 01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:04,600 I think I'm definitely going to want to bring a tent just in 1562 01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:09,800 case. Oh yeah, no, I'm going to be 1563 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:18,640 having like an ambulance. Behind me the entire time pace. 1564 01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:20,840 With me because I'm going to need your help here in a little 1565 01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:23,480 bit. See what's 26 miles away from 1566 01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:25,120 me? OK, that's a good idea. 1567 01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:25,760 That's a good idea. Yeah. 1568 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:28,000 See from. From here to. 1569 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:29,600 Put that in your mind. How far? 1570 01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:32,920 From here to Webster. So for us, if we were to reach 1571 01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:36,280 from the from from our house, we would reach the other side of 1572 01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:37,480 Webster City. Yeah. 1573 01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:41,520 Because from like end to end, it's like about 14 to 15 miles 1574 01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:45,080 from from one end of Webster City to the to the closest end 1575 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:46,440 of Fort Dodge. That would stop. 1576 01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:50,320 We'd need to go all the way through, all the way through 1577 01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:52,640 Fort Dodge and basically all the way through Webster City. 1578 01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:55,880 You know, I don't know, that would suck. 1579 01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:59,840 It really would it really would I I've done I've done like I 1580 01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:03,240 remember one time I was I was upset about something and I did 1581 01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:06,600 like a four or five mile walk and my dogs were barking. 1582 01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,800 That's that's a lot of walking to do. 1583 01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:10,200 But then again there. Are. 1584 01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:14,080 There's there's like the like, like a city carrier for the 1585 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:16,520 Postal Service. Yeah, their average is somewhere 1586 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:18,760 around 12 to 15 miles every day. So. 1587 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:19,840 It's doable. Yeah. 1588 01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:22,840 It's just, well, like I'm just thinking like, you know, I've 1589 01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:26,880 done, I've done like a, a 15 mile Rock before and like that, 1590 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:30,120 that sucks. Like I, I hurt at the end of it, 1591 01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:32,480 you know? Like my, my dogs were dabbling, 1592 01:18:32,480 --> 01:18:35,520 barking, you know? Yeah, like. 1593 01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:40,600 It it, I can't imagine doing 26 and like I was in, you know, 1594 01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:43,800 pretty decent shape at the time. Right, you were younger, so you. 1595 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:48,640 And I'm, yeah, I'm actively, you know, getting into better shape 1596 01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:50,680 currently, but this is going to take me. 1597 01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:54,080 It's going to be every bit of 12 hours to walk from here to to 1598 01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:54,760 Webster City. Yeah. 1599 01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:57,120 Yeah. I'm thinking. 1600 01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,600 I'd be halfway to Lansing, the capital from. 1601 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,600 Oh. Yeah, that's a walk for you, 1602 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:07,800 buddy. Yeah, I'm thinking I'll do it 1603 01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:09,760 for 25 grand. OK, OK. 1604 01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:11,640 Yeah, that's around the range, maybe a 2 day. 1605 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:12,880 Thing. It's a 2 day thing. 1606 01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:16,120 I, I and I'm, I'm not going to be able to do anything for a 1607 01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:18,200 while. I think I'm confident. 1608 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:20,720 I think it's confident that I can get it done in a day. 1609 01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:23,480 I think I it would probably take me the better part of the day. 1610 01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:26,200 Yeah, but I think I can. I think I can take care of it in 1611 01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:28,360 a day. I I don't think start at sun up. 1612 01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:29,720 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 1613 01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:31,800 So I think, well, I could. That's the thing though, they 1614 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:33,400 can get you out of bed in the middle of the night. 1615 01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:40,080 I could probably do yeah, you, I could probably do probably 2 1/2 1616 01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,840 miles an an hour. I, I think I can maintain that 1617 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:43,880 pace. That's a. 1618 01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:46,560 Pretty slow pace. Brisk, Brisk. 1619 01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:48,440 There's going to be. Times. 1620 01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:51,480 There's going to be times. I got AI, got a pretty long 1621 01:19:51,480 --> 01:19:55,520 stride, you know, I think, I think I can be. 1622 01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:57,880 Mild. I think I could take, I think I 1623 01:19:57,880 --> 01:20:01,720 could do it in in a day. I think I think I could. 1624 01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:04,240 You know what? And and the more I talk my the 1625 01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:05,800 more I hype. Myself up for it. 1626 01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:09,120 Right. You know, I'm thinking I'm gonna 1627 01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:11,680 pull it down to, I'm gonna pull it down to 15 grand. 1628 01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,480 Wow. Yeah. 1629 01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:15,560 You know what, I'm getting my shoes on now. 1630 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:17,480 I'll see you guys later. That's. 1631 01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:19,520 That's what I was thinking if I come. 1632 01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:22,360 On Get on the podcast and do it. That's a lot of money. 1633 01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:26,480 It is. 1212 thousand I'd walk away then I feel I. 1634 01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:28,120 Could I could do quite a few things with that. 1635 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:31,000 Much, you know, I get to challenge myself, you know, it's 1636 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,440 probably a 2 day thing and I'm probably crying at the end of 1637 01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:36,440 it, but Dang it, I got 12,000. You know what? 1638 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:40,840 I'll do it for 10. But lets you guys have this one. 1639 01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:44,240 I was going to get in on it but Alex would, you know, I'm, I'm 1640 01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:46,480 going to stay at 15 then to have a bid here. 1641 01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:53,760 Alex have a bid. Yeah, 20 bucks, 35. 1642 01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:54,520 I'll do it. I'll do. 1643 01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:57,920 It for 10,000 and not only will I do it for 10,000, I'll be able 1644 01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:00,120 to make the walk in less than 12 hours, yeah. 1645 01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:01,760 This is a challenge I'm smelling. 1646 01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:07,240 Yeah, you need to have a. Truck race to 26 miles. 1647 01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:08,600 You know what? You know what? 1648 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:11,120 Walking only This is some long walk stuff. 1649 01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:12,800 Let's do this. You know what this? 1650 01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:14,920 Is going to be the bachelor party now? 1651 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:19,240 I'll I'll do it. I'll do it for 8 and I'll do it 1652 01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:21,480 in 80. OK. 1653 01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:25,360 I'll do it in eight, I'll do it in eight for six. 1654 01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:29,440 You can take that. You could take that that's. 1655 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:33,720 That's too much of my time. That's too much. 1656 01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:37,680 Of my 9000 was was my absolute minimum here I. 1657 01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:40,800 Would I wouldn't, I wouldn't go, I wouldn't go below 8 and I 1658 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:44,720 don't think that I could do it in less than 8 and 8 would be 1659 01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:46,680 pushing myself like I would get to the end going. 1660 01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:50,080 Oh, no doubt. Oh. 1661 01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:53,480 You figure that's that's an average of about 3 1/2, about 3 1662 01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:57,200 1/2 miles an hour. But that's sustained, yeah, for 1663 01:21:57,200 --> 01:21:59,440 8 hours. It's not, that's not real. 1664 01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:03,200 It's not a super fast pace, but you're probably going uphill. 1665 01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:05,880 You're going uphill and some of it, yeah. 1666 01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:08,800 Now it's a. Great workout or or a killer. 1667 01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:11,480 What a terrible workout. A terrible workout. 1668 01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:14,160 Listen, I'll tell you what though, I'm taking a bunch of 1669 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:17,080 pre workout. Yeah, I'm. 1670 01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:19,240 Gonna wear I'm gonna wear a diaper. 1671 01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:23,360 Right, I'm gonna wear a diaper. I'm not wearing something, 1672 01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:26,000 definitely. I'm just, I'm gonna toddler, I'm 1673 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:27,920 gonna toddler it shirt, no pants. 1674 01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:29,520 I'm just gonna let the deuce fall. 1675 01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:38,280 Be horse. In it, yeah, horse, In it slip 1676 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:39,040 my. Tail. 1677 01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:41,480 Terrible. If you were to make this a 1678 01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:45,040 triathlon, it'd have to be 75,000. 1679 01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:46,640 That's so much worse. Oh yeah. 1680 01:22:47,120 --> 01:22:48,880 Triathlon. So I got a bike and I got to 1681 01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:50,720 swim. Yeah, I can't. 1682 01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:53,640 I can't. Hold on, a triathlon, is it like 1683 01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:55,840 20-6 miles for each of those things? 1684 01:22:57,200 --> 01:22:59,400 Let me look it up real quick. Let's find out. 1685 01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:02,240 Yeah, let me, Let me. I think the biking is 50 miles. 1686 01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:05,160 Yeah, it's each is different. I'm pretty sure each is 1687 01:23:05,160 --> 01:23:07,680 different. If my footies, if my footies 1688 01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:09,920 can't touch the bottom while I'm swimming, I might die. 1689 01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:12,040 It's yeah. Can I bring 3 miles swimming? 1690 01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:13,600 Can I bring my little arm floaties? 1691 01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:16,040 Yeah. I don't need some of those, man. 1692 01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:20,720 Just so you don't die, so you're in the open water. 1693 01:23:21,160 --> 01:23:27,840 OK, Muscle. Actually, OK, a triathlon you. 1694 01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:31,240 Oh, thanks for meters. This is America. 1695 01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:38,200 OK, so for you, for the triathlon I am now, I am now 1696 01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:42,280 going to turn it into miles for us who don't know. 1697 01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:45,480 Thank you. Let's make it. 1698 01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:47,320 Let's make it an Ironman, by the way. 1699 01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:51,720 We're doing an Ironman. Yeah, the long triathlon is 1700 01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:53,760 longer than an Ironman. Fun fact for you. 1701 01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:57,160 Oh my God, I was going with the longest one, but if we're doing 1702 01:23:57,160 --> 01:24:01,880 an Ironman, it is okay. I got go ahead, go. 1703 01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:06,920 Ahead. OK, so you swim for 3.8 1704 01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:10,320 kilometers, which is 2.36 miles. Yeah, I would drown. 1705 01:24:10,840 --> 01:24:13,440 I mean, I'm a great swimmer. But it's a bike. 1706 01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:17,240 It's a bike for 112 miles. Oh wow. 1707 01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:20,240 OK. And it's a run for it's a run 1708 01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:24,520 for 26.2 miles. So it is a marathon added on. 1709 01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:29,600 Yeah, the. Whole marathon it is biking 112 1710 01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:31,720 miles so to put. This in perspective. 1711 01:24:32,440 --> 01:24:35,480 It's a whole month for me. You're gonna, you're gonna bike 1712 01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:39,240 from here past Des Moines. Yeah, you'll bike here. 1713 01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:40,800 Yeah, you're back. Yeah. 1714 01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:44,720 Dad, that's the biking port. No, no, no, no, y'all are 1715 01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:47,640 missing this. No, no, you're missing the 2 1/2 1716 01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:51,840 mile swim. Before you bike, yeah. 1717 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:53,480 Floaties. OK, I am. 1718 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:55,920 I cannot. I cannot iterate this. 1719 01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:59,960 I'm a swimmer, I like swimming, it is the most exhausting. 1720 01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:04,600 I have ran 5K's in less than 30 minutes and I'm not a fast 1721 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:07,520 runner. It's 100 swimming, a hundred, 1722 01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:14,320 140 point. 6 miles altogether. Trousers. 1723 01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:18,160 Nah, dude. Wow. 1724 01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:21,080 That's that's insane. That's even worse than I 1725 01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:23,160 thought. Wow, I can't imagine. 1726 01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:26,160 And and they do that all in one day, that's the thing. 1727 01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:30,760 Bro no, that's like what's? The average time What's the 1728 01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:33,480 average time for an Iron Man to finish? 1729 01:25:33,880 --> 01:25:35,200 It's. A very good question. 1730 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:38,520 See, I disagree with ACDC. I'm not Iron Man. 1731 01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:43,160 I am. All right. 1732 01:25:43,160 --> 01:25:48,680 So this is the average time OK for men at the average time is 1733 01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:52,840 around 12 1/2 hours. Holy crap. 1734 01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:58,480 Well. Holy crap they go 140.6 miles. 1735 01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,960 The typical, the typical cut off time is 17 hours. 1736 01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:05,040 So like they'll stop counting. They'll stop counting after 17 1737 01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,840 hours. Oh, they're gonna stop counting. 1738 01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:09,760 Right. OK. 1739 01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:12,760 But if you could. Accomplish that. 1740 01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:14,640 Oh yeah, you're talking, You're talking. 1741 01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:19,400 You just hit all of your weight loss goals. 6. 1742 01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:21,480 Million. Calories finish. 1743 01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:30,080 Line and you're going to want to just eat ice cubes and and 1744 01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:33,000 sunflower seeds afterwards, because otherwise you're just 1745 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:35,200 going to go crazy. It's going to be like that scene 1746 01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:38,600 from The Office when they have that little ice favorite. 1747 01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:42,880 They run, we sitting at the restaurant eating dinner and 1748 01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:44,800 then. We take a. 1749 01:26:44,920 --> 01:26:47,680 Taxi and drop me off a block away from it and I'm just going 1750 01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:53,280 to dog across the line. Yeah, it'll be like a week 1751 01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,440 later. Yeah. 1752 01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:59,120 Yeah, I mean, we want to be realistic about this. 1753 01:26:59,120 --> 01:27:01,960 We don't look like you're cheating. 1754 01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:04,480 All right, so hold on. I'm trying to calculate how far 1755 01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:08,400 away that would be for me. And this is definitely. 1756 01:27:08,400 --> 01:27:11,560 Pass close to Chicago. No, Chicago's 300. 1757 01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:14,440 Chicago's 300 miles away 300. And 60 miles. 1758 01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:17,200 So it's roughly less than half the way to Chicago. 1759 01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:20,400 I would basically go from here to like Dubuque. 1760 01:27:20,640 --> 01:27:23,760 Yeah, Dubuque. That's a three hour car ride. 1761 01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:27,600 Well, OK, so 140 miles. My goodness. 1762 01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:30,880 Yeah, it is pretty close to Dubuque, Yeah. 1763 01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:32,800 Yeah, it'd be pretty close to Dubuque. 1764 01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:35,320 It would actually let me see how far away Dubuque is. 1765 01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:36,440 Hold on, hold on. I'm looking it up. 1766 01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:40,640 I didn't know triathlon was this bad. 1767 01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:44,680 Dubuque is 179 miles away. OK, Yeah. 1768 01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:48,200 So I would be 30 miles short of Dubuque. 1769 01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:52,040 I might as well just go there. I might as well. 1770 01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:57,960 Run another marathon and end up Wowzers. 1771 01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:01,520 Man. Yeah, so this quickly. 1772 01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:04,560 Yeah. So from here, from here to 1773 01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:07,960 Waterloo is an hour and a half drive, OK? 1774 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:12,160 Yeah, it's about 90 miles. It's a. 100 yeah, it's 101 miles 1775 01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:14,320 so. I that's a long. 1776 01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:18,000 Oh my gosh. You said you'd do it for 70. 1777 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:18,680 Five. I got it. 1778 01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:24,280 I mean, that's a lot. Just for the Yeah, that was just 1779 01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:26,240 for the that wasn't for the triathlon. 1780 01:28:26,520 --> 01:28:28,200 Oh, he sent for the triathlon for the. 1781 01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:30,880 Triathlon I'd up. You said you'd do 7500. 1782 01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:37,160 That's a more than a year's wage from. 75,000 Oh yeah, I know I 1783 01:28:37,320 --> 01:28:41,320 get that, I understand that, but that's a lot of time man, 1784 01:28:41,560 --> 01:28:43,560 you're. Talking about doing the I'm not 1785 01:28:43,560 --> 01:28:46,600 talking about more hours thing. No, you're talking about a month 1786 01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:48,080 of your life. Go on. 1787 01:28:49,160 --> 01:28:51,680 Good hard in a week. Hold on, even if you do it in a 1788 01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:54,360 week, you're going to have three weeks recovery time. 1789 01:28:55,280 --> 01:28:56,600 Yeah, well. At least it's true. 1790 01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:57,240 Oh. No. 1791 01:28:57,720 --> 01:29:01,080 The amount of tearing that would happen, muscle tearing and stuff 1792 01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:03,280 from not training for that, No way I mean. 1793 01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:05,160 Let's be honest, I probably wouldn't finish. 1794 01:29:05,320 --> 01:29:08,480 I would retire. Honestly, after that week, I 1795 01:29:08,520 --> 01:29:11,400 would need to retire. I would need to be able to 1796 01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:12,720 retire. Literally. 1797 01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:17,760 So the the biking I feel like I could do the biking part at. 1798 01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:21,360 Least you get a bike. I think like 50 mile on a bike, 1799 01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:24,200 you'd be like, OK, all right, I, I, I could be. 1800 01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:25,960 Hurting on some downhill stretch I. 1801 01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:28,920 Definitely I'd want a better seat because the seat that I 1802 01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:32,280 have now with, you know, it kills you the first couple times 1803 01:29:32,280 --> 01:29:36,440 you get on it for the year. I think 110 miles is kind of far 1804 01:29:36,440 --> 01:29:38,120 on a bike. A little. 1805 01:29:38,160 --> 01:29:40,400 It's very hard, no? Can I be? 1806 01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:44,000 Honest, you're biking from here to Waterloo. 1807 01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:47,080 Yeah, I biked. No, no, I biked once to work 1808 01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:50,800 because my car broke down and I was 20 miles away from work at 1809 01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:51,880 the time. OK. 1810 01:29:51,880 --> 01:29:54,120 It took me two hours to bike there. 1811 01:29:54,440 --> 01:29:58,920 Yeah. And my legs hurt so bad for like 1812 01:29:58,920 --> 01:30:01,440 3 weeks afterwards. Oh. 1813 01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:04,560 It's harder than it and then it seems. 1814 01:30:04,560 --> 01:30:08,520 Especially in the hills, you're used to bike to work often. 1815 01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:11,480 And that was like, that was like, that's like 9 miles for me 1816 01:30:11,480 --> 01:30:13,760 one way. OK, yeah, I was doing close to 1817 01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:17,320 20 miles in a day. And like the first, you know, 1818 01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:21,320 the first couple days it hurts, but it it, they repair pretty 1819 01:30:21,320 --> 01:30:23,320 quick even still. I. 1820 01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,360 Listen, but I'm looking like to go. 1821 01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:27,800 Where I'm at right now, yeah, not fun. 1822 01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:30,760 I'm looking at retirement money for this because I got to swim 1823 01:30:30,760 --> 01:30:34,680 2.4 miles. No, I could die on the swim. 1824 01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:35,600 Yeah. The. 1825 01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:39,000 Biggest part is not, yeah, the biggest part is not the biking. 1826 01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:42,520 First of all, as long as they don't care if it takes me a week 1827 01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,920 to finish, the biking's not the problem. 1828 01:30:45,240 --> 01:30:47,720 The running's not the problem. No, the swimming. 1829 01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:51,080 Or let's say what it is, the dude 2 1/2 miles of swimming. 1830 01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:54,880 I can. I've swam 1/2 mile before I 1831 01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:57,640 almost died. I almost died like. 1832 01:30:57,880 --> 01:31:00,840 I'm a I'm. A fairly good that's. 1/2 mile 1833 01:31:01,320 --> 01:31:05,200 and what's bad for me is I sink. I can't dead man float. 1834 01:31:05,480 --> 01:31:06,600 You do. I don't have anything like. 1835 01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:09,080 A rock I sink like a rock I will. 1836 01:31:09,080 --> 01:31:13,040 Die I could take a nap and do the 2 1/2 miles and just kind of 1837 01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:14,280 like. Do with a good current. 1838 01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:17,520 Yeah, just kind of do. Like in the one Looney Tunes 1839 01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:20,920 where the guy was propelling himself with his ears. 1840 01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:23,280 I can just do that. I. 1841 01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:24,680 You know, I have a lot of like that. 1842 01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:27,960 Listen, I can tread for a while. I can tread water for a good 1843 01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:29,040 while. Yeah. 1844 01:31:29,120 --> 01:31:32,320 And I could probably make it a mile and a half and be fine. 1845 01:31:32,680 --> 01:31:35,080 It's that last mile that's going to kill me. 1846 01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:37,680 Yeah, I think we had to do 20 minutes in basic. 1847 01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:40,040 And for the triathlon, it's in a lake. 1848 01:31:40,080 --> 01:31:42,680 It's usually in a lake. You're not touching bottom. 1849 01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:45,640 You're not like, oh, you're hoping the lifeguard's close 1850 01:31:45,640 --> 01:31:47,840 enough. Yeah, I can't stand up and be 1851 01:31:47,840 --> 01:31:49,240 OK, you know? Yeah. 1852 01:31:49,640 --> 01:31:51,120 I would need to. Well, here's the thing. 1853 01:31:51,680 --> 01:31:53,840 I'm I'm sticking at 75, and let me tell you why. 1854 01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:58,360 The only way I'm making out of this alive is illegal drugs. 1855 01:31:58,640 --> 01:32:00,040 I'm sorry, but that's the only way. 1856 01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:02,520 Yeah, you start off with the swimming. 1857 01:32:02,720 --> 01:32:07,680 You're OK doped up on PCP. It's. 1858 01:32:07,800 --> 01:32:09,840 Not swimming. You're running across the bottom 1859 01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:16,000 of the lake. For 2 1/2 miles, you're feeling 1860 01:32:16,080 --> 01:32:18,240 you. Let me tell you're feeling good 1861 01:32:18,240 --> 01:32:19,760 after that. You. 1862 01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:22,120 Need a good run and you're gonna lose those clothes. 1863 01:32:22,280 --> 01:32:25,480 You're naked and you're. Gonna run? 1864 01:32:25,480 --> 01:32:27,720 You got a bike first? No, you got a bike. 1st. 1865 01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:29,720 Man, you're. Biking right after the bike. 1866 01:32:30,160 --> 01:32:31,680 It has to be in this, in that order. 1867 01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:33,760 Yeah, yeah, it's swim, bike, run. 1868 01:32:33,960 --> 01:32:35,160 Swim, bike, run. OK, Yeah. 1869 01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:38,080 So you hop on the bike on PCP and you're done with all the 1870 01:32:38,080 --> 01:32:40,800 bike portion by the time you start coming down and then you. 1871 01:32:40,920 --> 01:32:44,480 Run you can do that. I think your Down's going to 1872 01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:47,360 come pretty crashing hard. Because that down is going to be 1873 01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:48,960 hard. Your your legs. 1874 01:32:49,120 --> 01:32:51,560 Your legs are going to be on. Fire. 1875 01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:54,440 You're going to come out well out of that. 1876 01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:56,520 Here's my remedy though. OK, my. 1877 01:32:56,520 --> 01:32:59,200 Remedy that sniper of cocaine mixed with morphine. 1878 01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:01,480 PCP's wearing off. Oh no, Oh no. 1879 01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:02,520 Then you. Get Coke. 1880 01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:05,600 Then you get coke and. Then mixed with morphine. 1881 01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:07,160 You're mixed with morphine to help with and. 1882 01:33:07,160 --> 01:33:11,280 Then you're $75,000 richer, Joe, aren't you happy? 1883 01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:14,080 Yes, I. Of which you have now paid to 1884 01:33:14,160 --> 01:33:17,920 the drug dealers that you owe for the PCP and the cocaine. 1885 01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:19,840 Right. Because it's going to take a 1886 01:33:19,840 --> 01:33:22,160 gallon of PCP. A gallon of let's. 1887 01:33:22,360 --> 01:33:26,720 Be honest. I mean after. 1888 01:33:26,720 --> 01:33:27,560 That's fine. Get your head. 1889 01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:29,240 You're going to get your head chopped off. 1890 01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:34,880 It's going to be dicing, procuring all that before, but 1891 01:33:34,880 --> 01:33:37,280 that's the only way Joe was getting out of it alive. 1892 01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:39,840 I think it's kind of a good idea, if we're being honest. 1893 01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:40,920 It's. Kind of a. 1894 01:33:42,400 --> 01:33:44,640 I've never. Even gone the route I was going 1895 01:33:44,640 --> 01:33:46,240 the route of like smelling salts. 1896 01:33:46,240 --> 01:33:49,480 But you know, I mean, I guess PCP works. 1897 01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:54,800 I mean, if we're doing it, we're doing it. 75 though 75. 1898 01:33:55,240 --> 01:33:58,880 If I was hopping. On retirement drugs and then oh, 1899 01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:02,000 and also the medical bills that you're going to have to pay 1900 01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:05,400 after all of those drugs are introduced into your system 1901 01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:08,200 together. But 75 is not going to be 1902 01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:10,160 enough. You're going to wind up, you're 1903 01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:15,320 going to end up paying like $400,000 to say that you did 1904 01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:16,440 this. All right. 1905 01:34:16,760 --> 01:34:19,440 Yeah, I'm with you, Alex. I'm bringing retirement money. 1906 01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:25,800 I'm looking at like I'm probably not doing anything for a good 1907 01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:27,840 long while after this. Oh yeah, and. 1908 01:34:28,760 --> 01:34:31,080 Isn't it like, like I'm not saying like retired. 1909 01:34:31,080 --> 01:34:32,320 I'm I want a good chunk of change. 1910 01:34:32,320 --> 01:34:36,560 So I'm like 500,000. No, no, I'm saying you'd have to 1911 01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:38,560 pay me enough money to retire afterwards. 1912 01:34:39,480 --> 01:34:40,640 I'm. Thinking like 2 points. 1913 01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:44,960 I'm thinking like $3,000,000 because I am going to have to 1914 01:34:44,960 --> 01:34:49,160 hire a manservant to carry me around until I recover after 1915 01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:55,600 this as well. $500,000 If I die, you just incinerate me. 1916 01:34:55,800 --> 01:34:58,920 That's a quick 5 grand. And you're done. 1917 01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:00,880 Just. Incinerate me. 1918 01:35:01,880 --> 01:35:05,120 Just have somebody come along this side of the road where you 1919 01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:11,640 are with the flamethrower. Little, little you know, and 1920 01:35:14,480 --> 01:35:16,240 carry me where it wants to carry. 1921 01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:21,480 I figure my marbling is good enough. 1922 01:35:21,480 --> 01:35:26,560 It should once I catch, I should should incinerate completely 1923 01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:28,360 Listen. I stopped. 1924 01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:32,040 I stopped sweating during the 2 1/2 miles in the pool. 1925 01:35:32,040 --> 01:35:35,720 All right, I'm sweating then. Oh my goodness. 1926 01:35:36,120 --> 01:35:38,720 I tried drinking pool water to dehydrate myself. 1927 01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:42,200 Yeah, no, 500 grand. That's the lowest I'm going. 1928 01:35:42,440 --> 01:35:46,280 See, I've never, I've never like I, I've always loved to swim and 1929 01:35:46,280 --> 01:35:49,200 I haven't done it for a long time, but I've never measured 1930 01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:52,320 the distances that I've swam. So I really don't know. 1931 01:35:52,640 --> 01:35:54,800 I don't know if I view the swimming portion. 1932 01:35:54,920 --> 01:35:59,720 I've done, I've done a mile like it's like straight and it, it 1933 01:35:59,720 --> 01:36:02,640 sucked. It hurt it, it was painful. 1934 01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:04,400 It was not fun. And I. 1935 01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:05,760 Can't just. Stop. 1936 01:36:06,120 --> 01:36:09,920 Yeah, I'm a pretty decent swimmer. 1937 01:36:10,120 --> 01:36:13,840 Yeah, I, I had to tread water. It was either 20 or 25 minutes, 1938 01:36:13,840 --> 01:36:15,120 thirty minutes, something like that. 1939 01:36:15,920 --> 01:36:18,560 It didn't sound that bad until you started doing it in about 1940 01:36:18,560 --> 01:36:22,800 two minutes in because the pool had a pretty decent, if you 1941 01:36:22,880 --> 01:36:27,920 didn't, if you weren't actively paddling in some way, the 1942 01:36:27,920 --> 01:36:30,400 current that was in the swimming pool we were in was one of the 1943 01:36:30,400 --> 01:36:31,280 pools. Yeah. 1944 01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:35,840 So you had to fight the current after like a 2 minutes, man. 1945 01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:41,320 You're like, oh, this is I had to, I, I get got to where I 1946 01:36:41,320 --> 01:36:44,200 could go longer with, you know, just legs. 1947 01:36:44,360 --> 01:36:47,520 And then I would let my arms rest and then I would, I would 1948 01:36:47,520 --> 01:36:50,360 tread with just my arms. You know, that's, that's the 1949 01:36:50,360 --> 01:36:52,760 point that I got to. So I, I don't know. 1950 01:36:52,920 --> 01:36:54,280 I don't know if I could swim that far. 1951 01:36:54,560 --> 01:36:56,120 I you'd have to use a flotation about. 1952 01:36:56,280 --> 01:37:00,320 I mean just as a safety precaution if nothing else. 100. 1953 01:37:00,320 --> 01:37:01,720 Percent, yeah. You're saying 25? 1954 01:37:01,720 --> 01:37:09,400 No way. 25. 75 Sorry 75. 75 yeah, yeah, I guess. 1955 01:37:11,240 --> 01:37:13,520 Still a lot of money. It's more than I make in a year. 1956 01:37:13,840 --> 01:37:17,120 Well, that's fair, but. After everything said and done, 1957 01:37:17,120 --> 01:37:19,600 Joe, you'll be in more debt than you have ever been in your 1958 01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:22,960 lifetime. You're doing this for negative 1959 01:37:22,960 --> 01:37:25,880 money. You are paying them to do this. 1960 01:37:27,360 --> 01:37:30,280 It's it's going to take me a month to do it and and I'll do 1961 01:37:30,280 --> 01:37:31,360 it. It'd be fine. 1962 01:37:31,720 --> 01:37:32,520 That's fine. All right. 1963 01:37:34,240 --> 01:37:37,080 Even if yeah, you just take your time and do however many miles 1964 01:37:37,080 --> 01:37:39,800 you want a day. See you jumping in the lake and 1965 01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:42,640 swimming like 200 yards and getting back out and setting up 1966 01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:46,640 camp. Yeah, it's going to take me a 1967 01:37:46,640 --> 01:37:48,400 few tries. Enough. 1968 01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:53,480 No, I'm just going to dead man out there with my. 1969 01:37:53,800 --> 01:37:56,400 Life jacket on this little up again. 1970 01:37:57,000 --> 01:37:59,320 This little like doggy paddle, yeah. 1971 01:38:00,160 --> 01:38:01,560 The. Current back in the shore is 1972 01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:02,840 like 20 feet. Away. 1973 01:38:05,000 --> 01:38:06,840 Yeah, it's been like 6 hours lay. 1974 01:38:07,560 --> 01:38:09,760 Lay on your lay on your back and blow. 1975 01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:17,880 Yeah, see, that's the only I'd make it ridiculous. 1976 01:38:18,080 --> 01:38:20,160 No way. Oh, man. 1977 01:38:20,560 --> 01:38:22,320 What else you got, Joe? You got anything else? 1978 01:38:22,680 --> 01:38:25,520 That's hard to to follow up, yeah. 1979 01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:27,200 Well, yeah, it is. Honest. 1980 01:38:27,200 --> 01:38:29,440 I mean, I have plenty more. That one was it. 1981 01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:31,520 That was almost a long 1 though. That was a marathon of a 1982 01:38:31,520 --> 01:38:33,560 question it. Was yeah, it is another. 1983 01:38:33,760 --> 01:38:35,960 One it's with another one. OK. 1984 01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:39,440 All right. Be buried underground in a 1985 01:38:39,440 --> 01:38:42,600 coffin with air. You get air pumped in for 30 1986 01:38:42,600 --> 01:38:44,600 minutes. 30 minutes. That's it. 1987 01:38:44,640 --> 01:38:47,200 Oh, I'm down, yeah. That's you guys aren't. 1988 01:38:47,360 --> 01:38:48,960 You guys aren't claustrophobic. That's good. 1989 01:38:49,240 --> 01:38:52,920 No, that's no, not at all. I don't love it but. 1990 01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:56,080 I do it just for the experience. Yeah, listen, I'm driving. 1991 01:38:56,120 --> 01:38:58,240 Crazy. I watch Mr. Beast do it. 1992 01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:00,880 I do it. Nah, I watch Mr. Beast do it. 1993 01:39:00,880 --> 01:39:02,360 I can do it. Yeah. 1994 01:39:02,720 --> 01:39:05,880 Yeah, didn't Brent have to do it for like 24 hours or something? 1995 01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:08,560 Like 24 hours. On the record or something? 1996 01:39:08,560 --> 01:39:10,640 Like that I could do, I could do 30 minutes. 1997 01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:13,200 That's not odd. Maybe do 30 minutes without any 1998 01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:14,440 air. Without any for how much? 1999 01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:15,720 For how? Much. 2000 01:39:16,240 --> 01:39:17,480 Yeah. How much though, you know? 2001 01:39:17,800 --> 01:39:23,280 Two 520 bucks I want to say I do it for less than 500 but I just 2002 01:39:23,520 --> 01:39:25,640 again, I'm tired of not making any money off of the. 2003 01:39:25,640 --> 01:39:27,160 Thing yeah, I want to make money off. 2004 01:39:27,280 --> 01:39:33,720 Thing. 250. Wow, that's half price. 2005 01:39:33,720 --> 01:39:35,000 It's. Like. 30 minutes. 2006 01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:38,160 It's just I got 100. I need a dollar I don't want. 2007 01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:40,080 To go any lower than 100 it cost. 2008 01:39:40,160 --> 01:39:40,960 You a. Few, 1000. 2009 01:39:40,960 --> 01:39:43,280 Yeah, it's going to cost you a few 1000. 2010 01:39:43,960 --> 01:39:47,040 Why would it cost me a few 1000? Well, whoever's paying me. 2011 01:39:47,200 --> 01:39:49,040 Oh yeah, I'm talking. For me, yeah. 2012 01:39:49,240 --> 01:39:53,440 Oh, gotcha. It was like what it cost me, 2013 01:39:53,440 --> 01:39:56,240 Jack. Bury me alive right now. 2014 01:39:56,240 --> 01:39:58,120 Let's do this thing. I'm doing preferring. 2015 01:39:58,160 --> 01:39:59,840 Come on, I've. Been. 2016 01:40:00,640 --> 01:40:06,080 I've been inside like, you know, ten 15,000 gallon tanks that or 2017 01:40:06,080 --> 01:40:09,960 bigger 3030 some 1000 gallon tanks that you have one way out, 2018 01:40:10,120 --> 01:40:13,200 you know, one way in one way out and it's just a ladder and you 2019 01:40:13,200 --> 01:40:16,920 know, that thought hits you everyone excuse me every once in 2020 01:40:16,920 --> 01:40:20,600 a while. Like what happened if that if 2021 01:40:20,600 --> 01:40:23,160 that ladder got yanked out all of a sudden and I'd be trapped 2022 01:40:23,160 --> 01:40:25,440 in here, that's a little bit of a different scenario. 2023 01:40:25,440 --> 01:40:29,120 But otherwise I'm not claustrophobic at all. 2024 01:40:29,440 --> 01:40:32,040 I would need to know that the top of the coffin is not gonna 2025 01:40:32,040 --> 01:40:34,840 get caved in on. That would freak me out. 2026 01:40:34,840 --> 01:40:37,120 Need to be reinforced with galvanized steel. 2027 01:40:38,560 --> 01:40:40,120 Yeah. I mean, that's kind of Fair. 2028 01:40:40,120 --> 01:40:43,520 I mean, especially if you're actually put 6 feet under 2029 01:40:43,840 --> 01:40:46,240 because you'd be in there for more than 30 minutes if you were 2030 01:40:46,240 --> 01:40:49,760 30 minutes, just, you know, once you were completely buried, 2031 01:40:49,840 --> 01:40:51,680 you're going to be in there close to an hour. 2032 01:40:52,000 --> 01:40:54,160 Yeah, they got to bury you and then unburry you. 2033 01:40:54,240 --> 01:40:55,800 Yeah, you'll be in there for a minute. 2034 01:40:56,120 --> 01:41:00,120 Yeah, it might get hot. Yeah, it, well, I don't know. 2035 01:41:00,120 --> 01:41:02,600 Again, if you're 6 feet under, I don't know. 2036 01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:04,160 It might not be too bad. I don't know. 2037 01:41:04,160 --> 01:41:06,080 Yeah. Probably wouldn't be terrible. 2038 01:41:06,200 --> 01:41:09,400 Or cold, I don't know. Do you do you put a jacket on in 2039 01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:11,120 there? Once you have it on, you're not 2040 01:41:11,120 --> 01:41:13,600 going to be able to get it off. I don't think I would. 2041 01:41:13,920 --> 01:41:16,000 I'd rather be cold than be too. Hot. 2042 01:41:16,920 --> 01:41:18,640 You can't just dislocate his shoulder. 2043 01:41:19,800 --> 01:41:23,480 Fine. Fine, I'd do a. 2044 01:41:23,480 --> 01:41:25,440 Blanket, I'd take a blanket in with me. 2045 01:41:25,440 --> 01:41:26,840 I'd take a nap, dude. I'd be. 2046 01:41:26,920 --> 01:41:29,520 I'd be taking. A nap time. 2047 01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:30,760 Yeah, yeah. That's all right. 2048 01:41:30,760 --> 01:41:34,040 Night awake me. Oh man, I did 12 hours. 2049 01:41:34,040 --> 01:41:40,320 My bad. Yeah, so I'm a vampire now, OK. 2050 01:41:40,440 --> 01:41:42,040 Yeah, sweet. That's how you do it. 2051 01:41:44,480 --> 01:41:46,480 Interesting, interesting. Yeah, I'd do that. 2052 01:41:46,880 --> 01:41:50,040 One, it'd be a few thousand for me, obviously way more than you 2053 01:41:50,040 --> 01:41:51,400 guys. That's fair. 2054 01:41:52,080 --> 01:41:55,640 Are you claustrophobic? Yeah, it's easy to panic. 2055 01:41:55,640 --> 01:41:57,920 It is easy to panic. It is. 2056 01:41:57,920 --> 01:42:00,160 And once you realize started, yeah. 2057 01:42:00,280 --> 01:42:02,840 And once you get started in the panicking, it's really hard to 2058 01:42:02,840 --> 01:42:04,320 come down from it. Yeah. 2059 01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:07,360 And 30 minutes is a long time to do that. 2060 01:42:07,680 --> 01:42:10,120 Yeah, if you're going to panic for 30 minutes, that would. 2061 01:42:10,200 --> 01:42:11,920 Yeah, that would be, that would be awful. 2062 01:42:12,040 --> 01:42:16,880 So you take some PCP before you do it, OK, and you'd probably. 2063 01:42:16,920 --> 01:42:19,800 Do acid for that one, yeah. So you'd have a really good 2064 01:42:19,800 --> 01:42:22,760 trip. Oh, no, you hope for a good 2065 01:42:22,760 --> 01:42:28,000 trip, Yeah. I don't know. 2066 01:42:29,240 --> 01:42:33,240 If I've learned anything from Joe, you take about four or five 2067 01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:35,120 gummies and then you just pass out. 2068 01:42:35,960 --> 01:42:37,760 Four or five. That's right. 2069 01:42:38,040 --> 01:42:40,720 You throw. Up and you pass out everything 2070 01:42:40,760 --> 01:42:46,640 you know. 48 hours has gone by. Often. 2071 01:42:46,680 --> 01:42:49,280 And then you wake up, yeah, three days have gone by and 2072 01:42:49,280 --> 01:42:52,960 you're like, oh, hey, what's up? I guess I did it. 2073 01:42:55,240 --> 01:42:58,080 And they just hand you a couple $1000 and you're on your way. 2074 01:43:02,120 --> 01:43:04,440 Good times, good times. Yeah, definitely. 2075 01:43:05,080 --> 01:43:06,760 Yeah, I I took three. It was too much. 2076 01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:11,800 How about this one? No shoes, barefoot. 2077 01:43:11,800 --> 01:43:15,240 You got to barefoot it for a whole week. 2078 01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:18,440 Yeah, that's not awful. I mean, I couldn't do it at work 2079 01:43:18,440 --> 01:43:20,240 but. Yeah, sensitive Tootsie. 2080 01:43:20,280 --> 01:43:21,360 No, you'd have to. I do. 2081 01:43:21,400 --> 01:43:23,480 I do too. Cut the bottoms out of your 2082 01:43:23,480 --> 01:43:25,280 boots. Right. 2083 01:43:28,080 --> 01:43:30,040 They'll never know, but you will. 2084 01:43:31,360 --> 01:43:32,880 It would be uncomfortable to drive with. 2085 01:43:33,320 --> 01:43:36,800 I step in some pretty gnarly crap at work. 2086 01:43:38,520 --> 01:43:39,720 Oh yeah. Fair. 2087 01:43:40,800 --> 01:43:44,400 Feel it between them. For a week, Yep. 2088 01:43:44,720 --> 01:43:47,560 Yeah, I I feel like I'd be starting out at least 5 grand. 2089 01:43:47,800 --> 01:43:51,120 Wow, that's way lower than. That's Scotty. 2090 01:43:51,200 --> 01:43:53,440 Some people that wouldn't now now like mom. 2091 01:43:53,640 --> 01:43:56,280 I think she'd probably just do that anyway. 2092 01:43:56,360 --> 01:43:58,200 She used to not wear shoes all the time. 2093 01:43:58,520 --> 01:44:03,080 She wears retail, that's fine. I just happened meat. 2094 01:44:03,280 --> 01:44:06,000 Yeah. And gravy. 2095 01:44:07,480 --> 01:44:09,720 Yeah, I mean, if you're going to step in meat, you may as well 2096 01:44:09,720 --> 01:44:16,040 step in gravy, too. Thanksgiving dinner over there. 2097 01:44:20,920 --> 01:44:24,600 Yeah, potatoes. All right. 2098 01:44:25,360 --> 01:44:27,960 Yeah, like if I'm just going to bash my potatoes that way. 2099 01:44:28,440 --> 01:44:31,400 Mine would be like, I don't know, 10 grand. 2100 01:44:31,600 --> 01:44:34,520 I don't think that's unfair. That's achy, yeah. 2101 01:44:37,560 --> 01:44:40,280 It's a pretty profitable week for 10 grand, maybe 9. 2102 01:44:40,280 --> 01:44:42,680 I'll do 49,000. I'll do 5. 2103 01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:44,040 I'll do 5. OK. 2104 01:44:44,920 --> 01:44:47,240 I can't go any lower than five. That's a lot. 2105 01:44:47,600 --> 01:44:50,560 I mean, especially right now, I'm not going to have a job by 2106 01:44:50,560 --> 01:44:53,200 the end of the week anyway, So what am I doing barefoot? 2107 01:44:53,200 --> 01:44:55,720 Nothing chilling at my house like. 2108 01:44:55,840 --> 01:44:59,960 Chilling at the house, that's the best case scenario. 5000 for 2109 01:44:59,960 --> 01:45:02,320 a week of chilling at the house. Like. 2110 01:45:03,360 --> 01:45:04,400 More than I made. Working. 2111 01:45:04,960 --> 01:45:06,280 That's called unemployment. It'd. 2112 01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:08,720 Be great. Sick. 2113 01:45:08,920 --> 01:45:12,280 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 2114 01:45:12,280 --> 01:45:14,360 I couldn't do it for less than 1000 for. 2115 01:45:14,360 --> 01:45:15,080 Me. No way. 2116 01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,600 You got to step in meat and gravy. 2117 01:45:19,240 --> 01:45:21,360 Meat and gravy. It's kind of nice walk. 2118 01:45:21,360 --> 01:45:23,160 Around. Walk around in your yard. 2119 01:45:23,160 --> 01:45:24,680 That's that's supposed to be good for you. 2120 01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:27,120 Grounded. Nah. 2121 01:45:30,520 --> 01:45:32,760 It's the rocks that I would have to step in that would get me. 2122 01:45:34,520 --> 01:45:37,080 Listen, we lived out in the woods for four days. 2123 01:45:37,080 --> 01:45:39,960 I didn't walk around barefoot. I had socks on all the time. 2124 01:45:40,280 --> 01:45:43,520 Well, yeah, you can really hurt yourself though. 2125 01:45:44,360 --> 01:45:48,000 How about this one? No utensils for a whole month 2126 01:45:48,280 --> 01:45:49,800 eating wise. Yeah, that's not bad. 2127 01:45:49,800 --> 01:45:51,240 It's fine. That's fine. 2128 01:45:51,920 --> 01:45:54,000 Yeah. Yeah. 500 bucks. 2129 01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:57,000 Choose what you eat. Yeah, I'll just eat like tacos 2130 01:45:57,000 --> 01:46:00,840 and wraps and stuff. I mean what I normally forget 2131 01:46:00,840 --> 01:46:02,080 that. What is it? 2132 01:46:03,040 --> 01:46:08,400 No utensils for a month. No fine dining for you in that 2133 01:46:08,400 --> 01:46:09,680 month. That's fine, yeah. 2134 01:46:10,040 --> 01:46:12,680 Forget that, I'll go into those fine restaurants and eat without 2135 01:46:12,680 --> 01:46:14,080 any utensils. I'll do it. 2136 01:46:14,440 --> 01:46:16,920 Just a fine stare. Let them stare. 2137 01:46:18,080 --> 01:46:21,360 Yeah, 500 bucks. I'll start it. 2138 01:46:24,160 --> 01:46:27,480 I'd do it for four. I wouldn't do it for any less 2139 01:46:27,480 --> 01:46:28,600 than that. Yeah, I'd do. 2140 01:46:28,600 --> 01:46:30,520 It a whole month. Yeah, there's. 2141 01:46:30,600 --> 01:46:35,360 A lot of inconvenience for. Zero 100 bucks, there's zero 2142 01:46:35,360 --> 01:46:36,880 inconvenience. I'll do it for 2. 2143 01:46:36,880 --> 01:46:40,800 Months about that. Listen about that. 2144 01:46:40,800 --> 01:46:44,680 I just see. I just see like hamburger and. 2145 01:46:45,080 --> 01:46:48,040 I love a good hamburger. Yeah, is the is the hamburgers 2146 01:46:48,360 --> 01:46:52,400 and burritos and wraps. I'm good, I'm covered. 2147 01:46:53,320 --> 01:46:54,480 I'll just have. I'll just have. 2148 01:46:54,520 --> 01:46:56,200 I wouldn't taste it in all the time. 2149 01:46:56,280 --> 01:46:57,640 Oh no, I wouldn't. Change how I eat. 2150 01:46:57,640 --> 01:46:59,000 I don't. That wouldn't bother me. 2151 01:46:59,280 --> 01:47:02,080 I just tell everybody at work like, hey, just so you know, for 2152 01:47:02,080 --> 01:47:04,520 the next month I'm not going to be eating with utensils. 2153 01:47:04,520 --> 01:47:07,040 It might get a little gross. Don't watch me or listen to me 2154 01:47:07,040 --> 01:47:08,640 while I eat. Going to be eating like a 2155 01:47:08,640 --> 01:47:13,640 Nigerian over here, yeah. Nigerian. 2156 01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:18,840 And there's some things that like the average person, you 2157 01:47:18,840 --> 01:47:22,240 know, like soup, for instance, I'd personally, most of the time 2158 01:47:22,240 --> 01:47:25,360 I'd rather just, you know, drink it than to use a spoon, 2159 01:47:25,640 --> 01:47:29,360 depending on, you know. I truly think that your life 2160 01:47:29,360 --> 01:47:31,920 would not get that inconvenient without using utensils. 2161 01:47:31,920 --> 01:47:34,040 I truly believe that. Yeah, I don't think so. 2162 01:47:34,880 --> 01:47:37,800 Yeah, I have a $50. Like maybe like mashed potatoes, 2163 01:47:37,800 --> 01:47:40,040 something like that, you know? That might just be up. 2164 01:47:40,120 --> 01:47:41,280 In. Your hands. 2165 01:47:41,280 --> 01:47:42,920 Scoop them up in your hand. Yeah. 2166 01:47:43,240 --> 01:47:44,680 Be a little messy, but that's fine. 2167 01:47:44,960 --> 01:47:48,440 How about like for a year? Yeah, money for that for sure. 2168 01:47:48,440 --> 01:47:51,400 That's a. Bit a lot, I'm probably up to 2169 01:47:51,400 --> 01:47:54,240 1000 just because like the time the time frame. 2170 01:47:56,080 --> 01:47:57,360 Yeah, I think I'm with you on that. 2171 01:47:57,360 --> 01:47:58,680 You. Probably would never go back 2172 01:47:58,680 --> 01:48:00,800 after that. That's like Christmas dinner, 2173 01:48:00,960 --> 01:48:04,760 that's Christmas dinner, that's Thanksgiving, that's birthday, I 2174 01:48:04,800 --> 01:48:06,600 mean. Yeah. 2175 01:48:06,600 --> 01:48:09,360 Do a lot of importance changes. It changes. 2176 01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:12,960 Ice cream and cake a little bit. I will say, I will say a 2177 01:48:12,960 --> 01:48:15,080 cheesecake. Just take it by the hand, man. 2178 01:48:15,360 --> 01:48:17,080 Just yeah, like a piece of pizza. 2179 01:48:17,600 --> 01:48:20,080 Yeah, I've done it. That's how I done it with 2180 01:48:20,600 --> 01:48:21,080 cheesecake. Anyway. 2181 01:48:21,080 --> 01:48:22,560 That's how I got it here. I've. 2182 01:48:22,560 --> 01:48:24,760 Just done it like with regular cake, that way just sponge 2183 01:48:24,760 --> 01:48:27,240 cakes. Yeah, yeah, why not? 2184 01:48:27,560 --> 01:48:29,560 I think that's a better way to eat it, honestly. 2185 01:48:29,840 --> 01:48:38,960 I I do it for $999 I'd. Say we only increments of 500. 2186 01:48:39,160 --> 01:48:39,920 All. Right, I'll do. 2187 01:48:40,000 --> 01:48:43,680 It for five. $100 then. 400. Dollars, yeah. 2188 01:48:43,680 --> 01:48:45,000 I'm not going to do it for less than. 2189 01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:47,760 I don't want to do less for five, not for a year. $200. 2190 01:48:47,960 --> 01:48:52,960 I'd do it for 100 bucks. 100 bucks. 50 dollars. 2191 01:48:53,920 --> 01:48:58,280 You straight tripping. 50 bucks I'm at I'd do it for I'd do it 2192 01:48:58,280 --> 01:49:05,120 for $25. 15 bucks. I'll do it for the experience. 2193 01:49:05,120 --> 01:49:07,520 I'll do it for the experience. I'll do it. 2194 01:49:08,800 --> 01:49:10,120 Free. I will pay. 2195 01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:13,360 OK, I'll pay you 5 bucks. You win. 2196 01:49:13,800 --> 01:49:16,720 You owe $5. You win. 2197 01:49:16,720 --> 01:49:18,600 You owe us $5. Do it. 2198 01:49:18,600 --> 01:49:22,720 Yes, do it. For a whole year. $5. 2199 01:49:22,720 --> 01:49:25,480 Today. I lucked out. 2200 01:49:25,480 --> 01:49:29,360 I made. $5 today and Joe has to stop using utensils for a year. 2201 01:49:35,360 --> 01:49:37,600 I think Joe was sick of losing these things. 2202 01:49:38,760 --> 01:49:45,800 Yeah, I think so too. That one was lame. 2203 01:49:50,200 --> 01:49:54,600 Live without mirrors for a year. Yeah, OK, I'll do that for free. 2204 01:49:54,960 --> 01:49:56,480 I mean. I. 2205 01:49:56,760 --> 01:49:58,560 Never really get to know how you look. 2206 01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:04,280 Snapchat is this man Snapchat? Snapchat, so I guess that's a 2207 01:50:04,280 --> 01:50:06,640 work around. I use a mirror when I shave. 2208 01:50:07,760 --> 01:50:09,880 That's honestly about the only time I ever really look into a 2209 01:50:09,880 --> 01:50:15,200 mirror unless one's just there. I don't, I just, I, I, I get a, 2210 01:50:15,320 --> 01:50:17,880 you know, crew cut. You know I don't, I don't do 2211 01:50:17,880 --> 01:50:20,840 anything to my hair but wash it. All right, fine, let's you know 2212 01:50:20,840 --> 01:50:22,040 what, I'm off in the. End. 2213 01:50:23,600 --> 01:50:25,880 No more eat mirrors for the rest of your life. 2214 01:50:26,000 --> 01:50:27,880 You'll die before you look at another mirror. 2215 01:50:29,800 --> 01:50:34,680 Give me 5 bucks. Hey, I'll pay $10. 2216 01:50:36,840 --> 01:50:39,200 I'm sick of looking at my ugly mug anyway. 2217 01:50:39,560 --> 01:50:42,680 Yeah. So cameras I guess would be the 2218 01:50:42,680 --> 01:50:43,800 workaround. That's the. 2219 01:50:44,040 --> 01:50:47,280 Thing. I just, I don't know, I barely, 2220 01:50:47,280 --> 01:50:49,400 I barely ever use mirrors so. Yeah. 2221 01:50:49,800 --> 01:50:51,640 Are you? That's literally the only time. 2222 01:50:51,960 --> 01:50:54,560 If there's one there like I'll look into it or like. 2223 01:50:54,560 --> 01:50:58,240 How do you shave your undercarriage with no mirror? 2224 01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:00,480 You just. I don't ball it. 2225 01:51:00,640 --> 01:51:03,200 I don't use a mirror. Yeah, what do you mean? 2226 01:51:03,440 --> 01:51:05,480 Yeah, I can't see down there anyway. 2227 01:51:05,480 --> 01:51:08,000 The tough to reach spot. That's what the mirror's for. 2228 01:51:08,200 --> 01:51:09,680 What do you mean, man? What? 2229 01:51:10,000 --> 01:51:12,680 Listen, I've got a lawnmower 5.0. 2230 01:51:13,040 --> 01:51:14,640 I think I gotta. Yeah, I gotta. 2231 01:51:15,400 --> 01:51:20,240 Cut my skin I don't care I just I just keep going so hair stop 2232 01:51:20,240 --> 01:51:20,760 falling.