1 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:07,040 This creative work is released under Creative Commons share 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:13,440 alike 3 point O The game master of SCP site 19 is Dan players 3 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:20,960 Joe as Jacob hockey, Bob as faxwell blart, Derek as Brett 4 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:24,200 Sawyer, and Alex as bean Remington. 5 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:36,400 Welcome to the SCP Foundation. So, Brett, we. 6 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:40,760 Take off with you. So Jacob electrified the the 7 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:45,440 gate, Yes, Huh. Well, I don't, I don't think we 8 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,960 should try to whiff it now. Well, you could if you wanted. 9 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,720 Dude we could. I would take 76 damage. 10 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,400 We would take 76 damage, yes. That was instantly kill me. 11 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:06,040 I noticed there's like a like some a doll wedding to 12 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,360 somewhere. I would like to try opening this 13 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,640 door right here. This is glass, but yeah, you can 14 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,960 just jump to the glass if you want. 15 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,200 I would like to shoot it with my 1911, OK. 16 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:24,360 Yeah, you, you blow that thing open and it is just wide open. 17 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,480 There are some leeches inside there, but just a couple. 18 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,200 Just a couple. That is fine. 19 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,320 I the fire from my Cortana should should scare them. 20 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,280 Hopefully. Oh yeah, I know. 21 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,720 They definitely they they they cower in fear. 22 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:40,760 Just hold it in front of me like a torch. 23 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:46,080 I walk inside and I want to take a look around. 24 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,040 OK, I will perception if you want me to. 25 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,000 Well, no, you don't have to. It's really just kind of like a 26 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,920 a maintenance room. You do see a couple of bodies 27 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,280 kind of hanging up on the walls. Close. 28 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:01,640 There's no blood coming out of them. 29 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,160 They're empty. Their mouths are really agape 30 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:09,440 and open, but that's about it. close. 31 00:02:10,039 --> 00:02:11,080 Yeah. Pretty icky. 32 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:15,560 Pretty icky. I guess so. 33 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,560 I guess I don't really look follow. 34 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:23,080 If I don't really see anything, then Brett wouldn't probably 35 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,240 look around any further. He. 36 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,000 He probably wouldn't look around a whole lot so you can find like 37 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:31,200 a Boo Boo or something. Yeah, I mean, or my or My Little 38 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,120 Pony figurine. Oh yeah, those are really big 39 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,320 right now. We're really any trading card. 40 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:42,240 Are any like kids like like Beanie Babies or? 41 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:47,400 Did you finish that? I I, I noticed I was gonna say 42 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,280 like any like kids toys or something like. 43 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:50,520 That you end up in the files, eh? 44 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,640 I'm pretty sure for a second I was like, I don't know where 45 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:59,240 he's going with this. Beanie Babies or like any other 46 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,120 things that are. Collectibles and. 47 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,480 What not? A weird collection of, you know. 48 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,800 Makes sense? Like really niche markets. 49 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,960 OK, so you're like really on like the One Piece cards right 50 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,720 now, huh? No, those aren't niche. 51 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:16,360 Those are becoming mainstream. So you liked it before it became 52 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,000 mainstream? Got. 53 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,920 It I liked it before it became mainstream. 54 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,880 OK, that's it. That's all I do. 55 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,320 All right. Just shoot a window open, then 56 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,520 just look. My turn. 57 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:33,280 My turn. All right, Yeah, I'm going to do 58 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,200 my 10 steps. You're a boy, just here. 59 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,840 For a second, I'm going to pause here for a second. 60 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,720 Look down the hallway, see that they're kind of standing away 61 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:44,600 from the door. Also know that he used his gun 62 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:51,080 because of the radio. You're this Cognito hazard visor 63 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:56,760 is down, so why don't you go ahead and roll Resist, not 64 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,560 resist. Sorry, self-control. 65 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:02,840 I don't think that's high enough. 66 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:10,120 Not well. In the hallway here towards the 67 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:15,720 other guys, you see a very attractive woman who is kind of 68 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:21,760 halfway stuck in the wall. She's like, Hey, Mr. Hello. 69 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:26,000 Hi hey I'm stuck can you can you help me out? 70 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:29,040 I can see you're stuck, and that's a really weird place to 71 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,600 be stuck. So in a place like this, I'm 72 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:35,600 going to say no thank you. Your self-control says 73 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,600 otherwise. Oh, I have to help her. 74 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:38,720 Darn. Oh yeah. 75 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,520 You feel compelled. You feel it moved. 76 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,640 My Max number of. Ugly components. 77 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,720 Anyway. Please can you come a little 78 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,800 closer? I can't sorry. 79 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,120 I'm I'm at my Mac. You're going to actually. 80 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,560 Tell me extern their. Babe, I'm so tired. 81 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,280 The DM would let you. The DM would let you move just 82 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:02,000 one space. Closer doesn't know where it is 83 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:06,240 hurting my head. Do I have to say yes? 84 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:13,320 I'll just say like this, I highly recommend that you move 85 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:17,080 the space. Oh, I see. 86 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:24,600 No. OK, OK. 87 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,280 All right. I walk over. 88 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,600 Yeah. I grab her as hard as I can, and 89 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,600 I yank as hard as I can. Yeah, roll strength for me. 90 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,640 You got it. He's got a lot of strength, 91 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,760 right? Yeah, he does. 92 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:42,400 Oh, what? Too hard, too fast. 93 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:46,200 I'm sick and tired dude. I'm sick every single time. 94 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,440 Why don't people re roll that strength Dang 2 now? 95 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:54,560 One great holy. Did add exertion into it. 96 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,440 It's up to you if you want to all. 97 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:01,280 Right, let's go for it. There you go, 20. 98 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:03,680 All right, Yeah, this game to me, you. 99 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:08,480 See all these low numbers? You pull her out of the wall and 100 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,000 you're, you're, you're holding her with and she's kind of 101 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,520 cradled in your arms and with her, her arms around your neck. 102 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,080 Thank you so much. And she gives you a little Peck 103 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:25,400 on the cheek. You know. 104 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:29,320 You know what? I'm a gentleman, so go ahead and 105 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,040 be on your way. I set her down. 106 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:38,720 And smack her in the butt. That's fair. 107 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:40,520 I'm a gentleman, I'm not dead, so. 108 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:47,280 You are, you are inebriated with her, I mean you, and she really 109 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:50,640 doesn't want to leave your side. Please don't leave me. 110 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,000 I'm so scared. The leeches scare me. 111 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,520 Yeah, yeah, those leeches are kind of crazy. 112 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,240 They don't scare me too much. I'm fine. 113 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:00,000 Hard cut the beans screaming like. 114 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:05,240 Like 20 hours. Ago you leeches. 115 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:08,640 Pretty. Scary, yeah. 116 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,000 Yeah, they're gonna be pretty scary. 117 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,760 Don't worry, you're next to a man's man right now. 118 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:19,280 Don't worry, those leeches see me coming and they run away so. 119 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,600 They always seem to get further away. 120 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,360 Not because I run from that. Because I run. 121 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:32,800 All right, well, my plan is to walk back this way when I get a 122 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,520 chance and I think my turn's over so your. 123 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,160 Turn is over. Let's go back to Faxwell. 124 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:41,920 You have a giant human sized mechanoid robot with a tiny 125 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,600 little robot boy in his hand coming towards you. 126 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:49,000 What do you do? Shoot it. 127 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:56,360 Rolled A-17 for SCP lore. OK, I wasn't expecting that. 128 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:06,640 So it is. SCP-846-SCP846 is a plastic toy 129 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,840 robot measuring about 20 centimeters in height and 5 130 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,840 centimeters in width. The bottom of SCP-846's right 131 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:18,840 foot bears the text Robo Dude, now with voice action command by 132 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:22,560 Doctor Wonder Tainment, signs of paint chipping, and minor damage 133 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,560 to SCP-846. This indicates that it's roughly 134 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:29,200 a 10 year old that is roughly 10 years old, although attempts to 135 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,840 question 846 on this have been ignored. 136 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:36,960 SCP-846 is operated using a small controller featuring an on 137 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,840 and off button, a speak button, and a small microphone. 138 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:45,080 SCP-846 activated using the on off button and verbal 139 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:50,400 communication can be facilitated using the speak button. 846 140 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,600 appears to be extremely well programmed. 141 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:56,520 If not sentient, it will respond to most questions posed to it. 142 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,560 And that's that's without hitting the button. 143 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,480 Yeah, yeah. No, it's. 144 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:04,800 It's clearly taking control of this other thing. 145 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:07,520 All right. Wait, hold on, did I read the 146 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,080 wrong one? I might have read the wrong one. 147 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:12,960 That's so you said he was holding it was a bigger robot 148 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:15,000 holding a smaller robot. Yes. 149 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,360 And that's, and that's, that should be SCP 4846. 150 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,200 Yes. It's close enough. 151 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:25,000 OK, all right, robo dude. Yeah. 152 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:28,000 Hello. Hello. 153 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:35,560 Melotron 5000 at at this hole at this ventilation shaft right 154 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:37,760 here right next to you on on your right. 155 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:42,680 Do what? Command not recognized. 156 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:50,240 Melotron 100,000. So you're right. 157 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:56,040 He spins around and he the bigger robot opens its mouth and 158 00:09:56,040 --> 00:10:01,720 a giant ball of fiery laser hits this wall and and begins to 159 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,360 melt. The shaft. 160 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,600 All right, robo dude, stand down. 161 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:12,680 And robo dude falls down, goes back, boom. 162 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:18,480 OK. Little robot start. 163 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,280 Present. Little robot starts screaming. 164 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:24,880 We were supposed to do it. Dang, that controller. 165 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:29,680 Thanks Robo dude, you're awesome. 166 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,680 Yeah. Whatever, back to you. 167 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,920 Question. Enter. 168 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:46,320 So Jacob previously passed out and when he woke up, his bowels 169 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,160 were starting to quiver and shake. 170 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:53,520 Yeah, he's. He's become come with the need 171 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,200 to poop. OK, can I roll athletics to 172 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:00,080 Sprint? I love it I. 173 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,520 Love it. Oh wow, roll the 24. 174 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,560 Wait, how was he sprinting? To the bathroom. 175 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:16,680 I got a poop. But you don't know where the 176 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,640 bathroom is. There's signs. 177 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,560 Yeah, you can run the bathroom. All the way there. 178 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:30,120 Sure, why not? Just in the cafeteria 00. 179 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,280 Geez. How about how about put a new 180 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:40,120 cake in the urinal, eh? You know, we use Brett. 181 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,240 What the hell? Yeah. 182 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,760 And then being, you know, sitting down the woman, he's 183 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,960 like, yeah, you know, I'm a man's man. 184 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:51,200 Just sees Jacob like holding his like stomach or. 185 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,280 I gotta poop, gotta poop, gotta poop, gotta poop. 186 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,480 Books down the hallway to the right to the cafeteria where the 187 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:05,120 restroom sign is. Now he's on the toilet. 188 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,840 They're taking a massive bumper. You. 189 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,320 Do a. Double finish onto the toilet. 190 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:17,440 OK, well, you're, you're in the bathroom and you feel a 191 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:21,240 distortion all around you. Oh, you're. 192 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,920 Busy pooping. Occupied. 193 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:29,360 Occupied. Don't you know it's against the 194 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:36,640 genita when I'm taking a dumper there? 195 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:50,280 Would you believe Time out? Oh, I got an. 196 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:56,200 Idea for this too. Do I have anything else to do on 197 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,400 my turn? I mean, you tell me. 198 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,000 You're just double decorating that toilet. 199 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,400 Right now. OK, which brings me to my next 200 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,920 point. The toilet overflows and it's 201 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,600 flooding the bathroom. I'm. 202 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:17,640 Going to stand on the toilet on the upper deck so I'm not wet. 203 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:18,840 I'm. Going. 204 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,680 To shoot the water to electrify the room. 205 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:27,600 OK. With poopy water, I myself am 206 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,360 not standing in the water. You fill the toilet with grey. 207 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,880 Water and then you. Thank you for exactly making 208 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:42,920 that very well known. Yeah, that would be a true upper 209 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:47,280 Decker. Pants are still down, but I feel 210 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:49,480 the presence of that artist thing. 211 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,120 OK. Mushroom head on the toilet. 212 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,760 Yeah, the. Toilet's over the water. 213 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,840 I keep I keep kicking the flusher so it keeps overflowing. 214 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,240 OK. Shoot the water. 215 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,560 And. Generator. 216 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:07,640 You hear a shriek and he fades away. 217 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:11,680 Sorry, I saw a Leech. Yeah, I saw Leech I. 218 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:18,880 Think I got to go round too, eh? The buggers are pretty nasty 219 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:19,320 there. He's. 220 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:22,040 Standing on the tank. He's like, what I I think I'm 221 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:28,880 going to drop a bomb into. The toilet ball. 222 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,800 See how good? My aim is I'll end my turn, Eh, 223 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,160 give me some. Privacy. 224 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,880 Thanks. Eh, Something crazy. 225 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,800 That's a complete debauchery here. 226 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:44,280 All right, Well, Brett, you just saw your friend wake up, 227 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,560 basically just stand up from laying down like you just jut it 228 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:53,040 up, grab this gut and you heard. He just said I heard. 229 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,880 I heard something. And he just took off running and 230 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,600 I see I. See being towards the end of the 231 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:08,680 hallway talking to no one. That's kind of. 232 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:10,840 Weird. So you come here after? 233 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,560 I reach out. I reach out. 234 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,520 I reach out like I'm going to stroke your hair, but it's my 235 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,640 fingers running down the side of the wall. 236 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:30,880 Is is being reaching that wall? Brett, it's your turn, buddy. 237 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,560 Well, what considering I can't touch the gate yet because it 238 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:43,720 hasn't been fully de energized, I'm going to go back in the womb 239 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:47,040 to see if I can find anything. Yeah, you see a, a, a pretty 240 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,120 large ventilation shaft up there. 241 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:53,560 Perfect. I go up to it, I see that it's 242 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,120 screwed. Oh, that's screwed. 243 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,720 Oh. You said fingernail like last 244 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,040 time. Yeah, I could. 245 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,440 I could use my really long fingernails. 246 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,160 Gross, by the way. Yeah. 247 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,920 Yeah, use it. Or. 248 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,920 Or I can use the broken off edge of my Cortana. 249 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,280 You could. Because it would be flat. 250 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,360 But it's not broken. The Cortana's still there, you 251 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,760 just can't see it. Is it? 252 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,720 Just like your legs. That problem by the way. 253 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:28,680 Anyway, I I use some kind of means to unscrew the the 254 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,680 ventilation. Shaft. 255 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:33,320 OK, it sounds rude regardless of how you did it. 256 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:37,800 Oh. Sick, I follow the the gate 257 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:42,800 behind me and I start crawling in, realizing that it's a very 258 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:47,040 tight fit because my stomach and my butt kind of push on the 259 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,160 opposite ends. OK, so fair, yeah. 260 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:55,960 Yeah, I'll say I I will start. It takes me a very long time to 261 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,120 try to get through. I have to warm my way through. 262 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,720 You know, so go away, go away through. 263 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,520 Yeah. OK. 264 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:07,640 My my pants get snagged on a on a rivet and I'm like oh God. 265 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:13,640 Meanwhile. Haggis is sitting at Mission 266 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,599 Control, watching everything go down. 267 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,319 Drop of that double dumper. Watching. 268 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:25,760 Watching what? He's basically watching 269 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:29,360 Blackness in one. He's watching a guy take a 270 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:33,560 double dumper, a guy and somebody actually trying to 271 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:42,000 complete the mission. It's a good. 272 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:53,760 I'll grab my parent. He's probably, he's probably 273 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:58,080 blowing on the floor. Bob definitely is. 274 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,920 He's got a lot to digest for his next session. 275 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:03,800 He's. Going crazy. 276 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,840 We're making the therapist get therapy. 277 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:16,080 Missed it by that much. Aw, man. 278 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,600 All right. Is that are you going to make 279 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,560 your way through there or are you going to stop? 280 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,760 Here. I will stop here because I feel 281 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,800 myself getting snagged on the edges. 282 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,400 OK, I. Hear him, I hear him scream. 283 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,240 It's like it's. Going to be my pants. 284 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:32,880 I hear him scream like it's got me and so I I hear him yelling 285 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,000 and as much as it behooves me, I go. 286 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,080 I got to go help my friend. You know I. 287 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,040 Take off running. Back at the woman, she's not 288 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,400 even there anymore. Yeah. 289 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:48,040 What the man? I can't get your break and I 290 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,800 take off, so we're going. To do we. 291 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:53,000 Look in the I take off towards the room where you scream from 292 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,560 and I look in. I think I just moved 10. 293 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,000 That's all right. Oh, I moved more than 10. 294 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,400 Anyway, I run. You want to? 295 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,440 Do you want to help him or do you want to help us? 296 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:11,160 You know, I, I, I don't know I, I, I don't know them. 297 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:16,560 And the gate is electrified. So you know I'm is it still 298 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,960 electrified? Is the gate. 299 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,600 Still electrified? Yeah, it's still electric. 300 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,640 Oh yeah, there's. I'm not killing myself to get 301 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:25,960 you nerds out of there. Nerds sucking nerds. 302 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:31,920 Being starts pushing on Brett's bottom like that one fat cow in 303 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:37,040 barnyard. And so I give you a a somewhat 304 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:41,880 firm and subtle push. Oh yeah. 305 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:48,400 And you explode through the vent into the next room right about 306 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:55,320 here. Go crashing through the door. 307 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,840 You're practically next to Faxwell. 308 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,120 Faxwell. Hey, Faxwell, how's it hanging? 309 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,680 There's an explosion behind them and it's the door. 310 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,880 Just a barrel roll. Oh, hey, Faxwell. 311 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:16,480 He sees his cheeks with pants around his ankles. 312 00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,320 And I guess face. Getting getting the sight of the 313 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,320 full moon, the. Ceremony. 314 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,760 Not a well. Fellow Moon. 315 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,760 The fellow Moon. All right. 316 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,960 Well, speaking to you, Maxwell, what are you? 317 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:40,040 What are you doing? All right, I'm going to go up 318 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:45,560 here to SCP-846 and I'm gonna, I'm gonna remove him from the 319 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,160 from the hands of the bigger robot. 320 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,960 OK. And the bigger robot falls apart 321 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,600 completely when you do that, right? 322 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,880 Upon the destruction of the massive automaton, the debris 323 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:59,080 scatter across the floor as the overhead light flickers on. 324 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:03,160 Sensing movement inside a massive chamber offset from the 325 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:07,520 container room they're in, the agents see a wall of nuclear 326 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,200 warheads stored in pods across the wall. 327 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,800 It's here. They'll need to regroup to set a 328 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,520 timer for detonation, but not yet. 329 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,760 So back to you then there, Poopy King. 330 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,120 Wash. I wash my hands like a good boy. 331 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,520 That's good, that's good. How did you get out of the 332 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,200 electrified water room? Jacob Poopy. 333 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,440 It's not going to stay electrified forever. 334 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:37,520 Would you believe rubber? OK, all right, well, I'll play 335 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,360 it. The floor is lava and I climb on 336 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:40,800 the. Side. 337 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,960 The walls and then take a foot over the sink. 338 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,440 For parkour. Parkour. 339 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,520 Roll athletics there. I do. 340 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,480 I plug up the toilet so it's or I turn off the water supply so 341 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,280 it stops flooding and then drain in the bathroom. 342 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:01,040 Should should wait for it to drain and and then I'll exit 343 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:01,440 that way. OK. 344 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,040 I mean you can. Just roll out for parkour. 345 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,480 Well, my way was a little more fun. 346 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:15,440 He he imagined the parkour initially, and then he changed 347 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,320 his plan. So now he walks back out, back 348 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,040 out in the cafeteria, the empty tables. 349 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,760 There's there's no one, nothing else. 350 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,000 Nothing there. You're just gonna. 351 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,040 You're just gonna start looking in rooms. 352 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,160 It looks in this other. Bathroom. 353 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:33,360 Yeah, in the in the ladies room. A woman steps out of the the 354 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,480 bathroom stall. Yeah, what up, baby? 355 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,320 Yeah, what up, baby? Get out of here. 356 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:45,000 Oh. Did he see? 357 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,560 That guy roll through here. You guys aren't real. 358 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:52,080 What do you mean I'm not real? I mean, I rolled the 19 with my 359 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,280 lightning bolt generator eh? With a little key young. 360 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:06,640 Oh yeah, roll the 100. Oh, oh, she She turns to a pile 361 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:13,160 of ashes and oh, she was hot. Or not playing your games, eh? 362 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:22,080 All over the ash is and it said Doctor Josheta, are you idiot? 363 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,680 Are you stupid? You killed somebody. 364 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,280 He's not playing any games. My commuter hazard advisor 365 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,760 broke. I'm not dying in here. 366 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,080 It. Starts the bathroom, search our 367 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,800 corpse and search all the stalls. 368 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:40,640 Oh yes, there is a black card on her body that says R5. 369 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,360 On it you find a couple tampons and that's about it. 370 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,880 So Haggen, Sorry, I. Wonder why R4. 371 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,040 She was giving me the mean mugging and I ain't going to 372 00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,080 trust her. You were. 373 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,720 You were in the ladies bathroom. She was giving you the stink 374 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,920 eye. Yeah, you were in the ladies 375 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,360 bathroom. You peeping? 376 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:05,920 Tom of. Course it makes sense. 377 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,480 The first real woman he finds he kills, of course. 378 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,200 Yeah, of course that's that's fine. 379 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,120 It's in character. I guess. 380 00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,640 All right, go ahead there, right. 381 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:28,000 All right, so with him hiding in the air, pants down, just laying 382 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,960 on the floor, He he gets up, pulls his pants out. 383 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:36,520 Notice that there's a RIP in the in the leg on like the side. 384 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:40,720 Kind of sad his. Pants are half hanging off, 385 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:44,320 yeah. Lumber's crack. 386 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,360 He has half pants and they were hanging on to his little ankles, 387 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:53,600 so yeah. But pants down to the ankle, 388 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,600 yeah. You know, OK, ankle for a year 389 00:24:55,600 --> 00:25:03,360 situation, but yeah, I. I peek around the corner, see 390 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:07,040 the see the robot just weighing on the ground or the pots of the 391 00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,160 robot. Yeah. 392 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:15,080 I I tap into my microphone fax wall are you did you encounter? 393 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,080 A robot. Oh yeah, chum. 394 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,880 Oh OK, so I'm assuming you're in the wound, the first containment 395 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,680 area because I am 2. I found my way through. 396 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,280 Ah, perfect. Yeah, head on up here, chum. 397 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,640 I'm in the I'm in a ventilation shaft. 398 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:33,080 And Maxwell got through his too, so there's always a way you 399 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,040 don't. Even. 400 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,200 Need this. I just use acid, not this clap 401 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:42,400 again. Clap. 402 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:50,480 I moved by a Bugatoli 10 spaces and and my tone put a call face 403 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:56,000 down and my tone. Yeah, All right, Bean. 404 00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:00,720 All right, I crawl through the vent where I push the fat ones. 405 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,720 My bad it scares me my. My bad. 406 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:11,600 My muscle definition is very much glowing and an. 407 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,000 Expository. It's buried under some cup. 408 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,440 I look around natural weight. I look around the room real 409 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:22,760 quick. Oh yeah, you do find the R2 410 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,040 card. Yeah, buddy, my card 411 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,440 collection's getting huge. All right? 412 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,680 I pick it up and I come out into The Thing 1234. 413 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,560 Did somebody say collection? Collection. 414 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,400 Did someone say the collecting cards? 415 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,880 I noticed the cells next to me and I kind of take a closer look 416 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,320 at them to see if I can see or if there'd be like something 417 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,240 where I can see what's inside them. 418 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,200 Bean crawls through the brat size hole through the door. 419 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,960 Most of the cells have ashes in them. 420 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:03,880 Those that don't have just a ton of leeches that are big and fat. 421 00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:10,760 Oh, gross. Maybe. 422 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,480 Made some good French fries. On the on the floor, you notice 423 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:18,960 that leeches are all headed the direction that Brett is headed 424 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,120 in towards that vent. Oh. 425 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,480 I'm sure it's fine. I'm sure it's fine. 426 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:30,520 Are you is that? I'm thinking real hard about if 427 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:34,760 I'm going to open any of these. No, no. 428 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:39,600 No. Like that would be a big set 429 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,720 back in our plans. Unless they'll help us. 430 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,720 Hey little helpers. Cute. 431 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:52,080 I want to get good use out of my my key card, so I look in this 432 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,080 one, specifically this one. OK, OK there. 433 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,960 You go on the left to see what I can see, and you said that's one 434 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,280 of the ones that was full of leeches. 435 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,920 No, that one's got a lone figure in it in the corner. 436 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,720 Figure is that Krusty the Clown like I saw earlier? 437 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,080 Might be. I could get up. 438 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,240 I could be up for a challenge. I'm kidding. 439 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,440 I step away and that'll be my turn. 440 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:25,240 Just as you step away, Bongo the clown rushes at the door and 441 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:29,760 just all you hear is the like the horn of like the bicycle, 442 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:34,640 like the. What's up? 443 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,760 What's up, Rusty? What's up, Crusty? 444 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,920 How's it going? I I want to wear your insides as 445 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,160 a necklace. I bet you do, buddy. 446 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,360 All right, fax. Well, a Choo Choo. 447 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,720 All right, so is this fan in front of me moving? 448 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,120 No, it is not. All right. 449 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,840 Trying to be cautious. Just trying to be cautious. 450 00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,840 OK, I'm going to move on out of here. 451 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,760 OK, there's leeches all over the place because you're crawling 452 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,880 through and they're all headed towards the generator that's on 453 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:14,040 over here. Are there any? 454 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,680 Really. Yeah. 455 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,360 Where is the generator in this room? 456 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,920 All the way over here in the northwest corner. 457 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,920 OK. Are there a lot of them in front 458 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:28,360 of me? Are they? 459 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,840 They're not trying to grab onto me. 460 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,280 No, they're not trying to grab onto you, they're just moving 461 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:37,320 towards that generator. OK, Hey, robo dude. 462 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,440 Screaming through there or he's in your hand. 463 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,080 He's in my hand. Oh yeah, it's. 464 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,520 I took him with me. I'm going to say fire drill and 465 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,960 point him towards all of the the leeches. 466 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,840 Fire drill. Uh huh. 467 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:56,280 Is it like a fire drill or? He's he. 468 00:29:56,360 --> 00:30:01,680 He becomes a flamethrower. OK, what's that in the in the 469 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,600 Lord for him? Yeah, I think so. 470 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:16,440 You said something about it. OK, yeah, he's he's a 471 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,560 flamethrower now. He makes a little like classic 472 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:26,080 Transformers noise and he turns into a flamethrower. 473 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,400 They're definitely super avoiding you now. 474 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,400 Perfect. I think go ahead. 475 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,400 No, that's it. That's it. 476 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,040 Oh, OK. All right. 477 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,880 Well, back to you, woman killer Jacob. 478 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:45,560 Yeah, so you got the you found a car that says R5 on it and 479 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:49,920 screwdrivers rooms and see if this door is open. 480 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,480 It is not. It is not. 481 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,440 So I have the R5 card, so maybe with a higher clearance I can 482 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,520 enter these room that says R1 on it. 483 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:03,200 But what if an R1 door would open to an R5? 484 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,080 We'll have an R5. Card. 485 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,520 There's a. Little window on the door, I see 486 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,360 there's a scissor Jack. That would really help me out 487 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,680 with the D class door. There is a scissor Jack in 488 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,440 there. Really need that. 489 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:20,440 Yeah. Or why not? 490 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,560 OK, OK, OK. Starts driving it back through 491 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:30,600 the hallway. Beep, beep, beep. 492 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,840 No, I don't know if it's the one you operate, is it? 493 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,280 No, it's not the Jack. It's like it's like a super 494 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,080 loop. OK. 495 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:43,800 Behind you, though. Oh it. 496 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:49,120 Was going to start booking it towards the D class next chance 497 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,560 I get. Mr. Mushroomhead is walking 498 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,680 through the cafeteria and all the tables around him are 499 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,160 morphing into the ground and being thrown all over the place 500 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,680 just by him walking. Does he notice me? 501 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:08,400 Not yet, no. OK, there's my movement, so I'll 502 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,960 end my turn there. Okey doke. 503 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:15,160 Unless I can hide. Yeah, you can hide if you want. 504 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,040 I can't move anymore, can I? What'd you roll the run when you 505 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:25,360 were pooping? I can roll out the athletics 506 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,480 with the scissor lit. Let's see what happens all. 507 00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,360 Right 14. No. 508 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:34,960 You can try it again next time though. 509 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,040 OK. OK. 510 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:42,480 I psych up and realize I won't have enough running distance to 511 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,960 make it past him. All right, Brett. 512 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,840 Soil. Wet soil. 513 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,600 Soil. I start making my way towards 514 00:32:52,560 --> 00:33:01,960 the vents and then the sound of Haggis's very masculine voice 515 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,080 pops into my head, saying something about a nuke, but I 516 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,880 wasn't really paying attention. OK. 517 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,800 What I see the what he's talking about. 518 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,040 In this room you mean the nuke? Yeah, the nuke. 519 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,160 Yeah, that's specifically what I'm looking for. 520 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,280 OK, Yeah, No, thank you for asking. 521 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,240 I appreciate that. It's the first time anybody 522 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,640 asked about that. Yeah. 523 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:31,520 You see a wall of nukes. Oh, was there a specific 1? 524 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,080 He said. Or just set off a nuke. 525 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,480 Just set off the nukes. All nukes. 526 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,600 Maltol. And. 527 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,800 Plural. Well, he kind of went well. 528 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,600 Never existed. Oh. 529 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,960 Now this is not me pressing buttons or anything, I want a 530 00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:55,080 roll technology to see what the sequence would be. 531 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,720 If that makes sense. Perfectly fine. 532 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,840 Yeah, Yeah. Go ahead. 25. 533 00:33:59,160 --> 00:33:59,840 Yeah. OK. 534 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,480 So you see obviously like there's a computer bank and 535 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:07,720 everything else, right? So, but you also see a slot for 536 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,600 five different cards. And they have. 537 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:17,880 R1R2R3R4R5. Well that Dang it, nobody 538 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,800 grabbed R4. Is there even an R4 on here? 539 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,560 There is where you guys started at actually. 540 00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:26,280 Oh. I thought that was the 541 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,360 stairwell. Wow. 542 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:38,520 Well, whoops. OK, well knowing that in my in 543 00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,719 my big thing though up here. Yeah, of course. 544 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,239 In my in my quenium. Yeah. 545 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,440 I stopped making my way. Into the brakes. 546 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:52,960 Yeah, my, my, my Blaine basket. OK. 547 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:54,800 Just a Wicker basket. Just a. 548 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:59,720 Wicker trying to hold. Water, trying to hold water and 549 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:02,840 I get through the vents as best as I can, wiggling through. 550 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,200 They're well, they're a little bit bigger than the other ones I 551 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,280 tried to go into. Yeah. 552 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:12,200 And I will end my tone. OK Bean, your turn buddy. 553 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:17,800 I heard I heard alpha male there talking about a card we needed 554 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,160 back in the back in the room we came from. 555 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,920 Yeah, you heard him going R4, Dang it. 556 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:26,160 Like R2D2. White White Wayman from 557 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,000 Mothership 3. Yeah, R4D4 all. 558 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:29,920 Right. What's up? 559 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,960 All right kiddo, what's up with R4? 560 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,520 Oh, we need a, We need an R4 card. 561 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:42,320 OK, I'm gonna try and do a poop run just like my little Josh 562 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,000 did, but you know, without having. 563 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,200 To poop, get a poop. I'm going to try to run back 564 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,760 into the main room and try to see if I can find that R4. 565 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,000 I got to take a dumper there. Just a. 566 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,120 Fat dumper. 3rd, you can take a fat dumper run. 567 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,520 Don't actually have to poop. Don't actually have to poop. 568 00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:09,760 Don't actually have to poop. I start vaulting over desks just 569 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:15,920 OK and I look at the door and lucky for me I swipe. 570 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,840 I have the R3 card and I swipe. It I have the R3 card. 571 00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,720 Yeah, and I peer inside with my laser gun ready to shoot. 572 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:24,840 OK. There's nothing in there. 573 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,120 Oh, just a black card on the ground. 574 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,840 Oh, I grab it and I'll end my turn here. 575 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:38,080 OK, Maxwell. All right, I'm going to go over 576 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,240 to the generator. OK. 577 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:44,360 Well, yeah, I'm going to go to the generator. 578 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:45,680 I'm going to head towards the generator. 579 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:52,520 I had to think about it. Curse at this 10 space roll. 580 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,280 Go ahead and roll Perception for me. 581 00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:04,800 I will do that. OK, 11 you don't notice 582 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,520 anything? Don't got a poop. 583 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:09,680 Don't got a poop. Don't got a poop? 584 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,600 Is that is that the end of your turn? 585 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,880 I believe so, yes. All righty. 586 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,760 Back to you, Jacob. The strange creature, drawing 587 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,240 shapes with a spell casting gaze, walks through the site's 588 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:28,320 cafeteria where Jacob is. Last time they met, Jacob was 589 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,360 spotted. To escape, he'll either have to 590 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:35,280 be quiet or fast. OK, rolling athletics. 591 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,520 Perfect 28, Yep. Gotta poop, gotta poop gotta 592 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:46,280 poop, gotta poop just kidding I don't have to poop anymore I. 593 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,840 Was kidding. I was so relieved. 594 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:54,040 So in my back at the class, I'll show the scissor lifts. 595 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,600 Scissor Jack rather under the gate, 'cause we lifted it 596 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,920 partially we. Lifted it partially, yeah. 597 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,560 And then? Crank that, Soldier boy. 598 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,080 All right, Yeah. So you successfully lift the 599 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,480 gate up the D class. One of the D class guys comes up 600 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:17,080 to you and he says, hey, I found that that that card that you 601 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,040 were looking for. Oh, thanks. 602 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:22,960 So you have the S1, you have the S1 card. 603 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,120 You're a swell gentleman. All right. 604 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,600 Are we? Are we leaving or what? 605 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:31,400 Yeah, go to the exit, boys. They start start taking off 606 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,640 towards the exit. They're probably going to die. 607 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,040 They're probably going to be dead. 608 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,080 That's OK. One of them stops and talks to 609 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,960 the pretty lady. Hey, how you doing? 610 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,360 Hey, that baby. Just like Dino, huh? 611 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:50,520 It's me, Dino. Yeah. 612 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,320 I got all the water, guys. It's me. 613 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:58,640 Come on, it's me, guys. Me. 614 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,480 Your guy, I'm. Probably out of movement, right? 615 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:06,080 What were you trying to do? Not poop himself. 616 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,240 I got my fancy. R5 card is going to start trying 617 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:11,200 doors until I find out what it opens. 618 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:12,520 I'll do that in my next turn, OK? 619 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:19,200 All right, Brett. I'm going to continue my way 620 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:25,200 through the vents. OK, my obligatory tent spaces 621 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,680 Get Me Out just out of the vents. 622 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:35,440 OK, perfect, perfect. I I end my turn. 623 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:41,720 All right, Bean. My turn. 624 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,560 Yeah. I see the nerds running this way 625 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:53,120 and such a nerd and so real quick I make AI kind of vault 626 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,840 over this desk, not realizing that I'm turned around and I run 627 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,560 into this passage here. Oh, into the catwalk. 628 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,520 Yeah. OK. 629 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,080 Like that can't be, right? I think about that. 630 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:08,560 That can't be. Right, Can't be right as you 631 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:15,720 around the corner you see a no, This guy, he is a man quite 632 00:40:15,720 --> 00:40:19,040 literally on fire. Well, Dan, he's doing a good 633 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,840 job. He's got, he's about 7 1/2 feet 634 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:26,680 tall and he's got fire coming out of his eyes and, well, his 635 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:31,480 head and he's all black and he's, he points a single finger 636 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:37,720 at you and let's just say you're filled with feel. 637 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:42,840 I'm filled with beer, OK? Beard So you're scared. 638 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,160 You're pretty scared, you. Know I knew I made a wrong 639 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:51,120 somewhere my bad buddy. My bad. 640 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:56,680 You've pissed yourself. Oh, maybe he doesn't like water. 641 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:04,440 Or pissed. Is is that the end of your turn 642 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,400 there buddy? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm done. 643 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:12,600 Yeah. Maxwell Yeah, roll perception 644 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,240 for me again. Yeah, What up, baby? 645 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:20,960 Hey, baby, what's up? I didn't see nothing. 646 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,080 I. Don't see nothing, go ahead and 647 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:27,080 bite your bisque dude one. All right, I'm going to go. 648 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,440 I'm going to Mosey on over here to the generator. 649 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,440 OK. And I'm going to proceed to 650 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,600 figure out how to turn it on. Off. 651 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:36,680 It's already on. Oh. 652 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,560 I thought we were turning it on. My bad. 653 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:39,840 No, you're you're turning it off. 654 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:42,520 Oh well, I'm I'm I'm going to hit the switch set. 655 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,520 Off. OK, well, you turn it off and 656 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,200 you hear a gigantic roaring coming from right underneath. 657 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,360 You try that old perception thing. 658 00:41:56,160 --> 00:42:00,040 OK. 16 this time. Just a ID like a melody. 659 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,760 What? Oh. 660 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,760 My God. What is that? 661 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:13,640 You see coming from underneath where the generator was a giant 662 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:17,000 Leech, the the Mama Leech has awoken. 663 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:22,960 She's mad at me. Is not happy with you, OK, not 664 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:27,480 happy, Bob, not. That's fine, Bubble. 665 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,320 Good, Pretty. Pissed. 666 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,600 Well, pretty pissed actually. Bubble drill. 667 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,480 What'd you believe? Pretty peeved, OK? 668 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,360 So you're going to roll with fire drill? 669 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,720 Yeah, All right. Sure. 670 00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,560 What are you trying to do with fire drill? 671 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,040 I don't. Know I'm pointing it down at at 672 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,240 her, to her. You're just pissing her off. 673 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,680 She's, she's coming up. Oh, really? 674 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,240 Oh yeah. Fire. 675 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,040 Yeah. Well crap, I need. 676 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,040 Some salt, it's working on the on the little ones, but you're 677 00:42:57,040 --> 00:43:00,400 just making her more mad. It's almost like they have a 678 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:04,800 like a hive mind. Yeah, probably sounds about 679 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,880 right. Yeah. 680 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:12,160 Is that the end of your turn? I think so. 681 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,440 OK, I don't know. I think so. 682 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:15,560 It's up to you. It's up to you. 683 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,000 Well, I don't, I don't have, I mean, I mean, I could try 684 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,560 something else, I guess. It's up to you. 685 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,080 Shoot it. It kind. 686 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,000 Of sounds like it might be a little all right, I'm going to 687 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:30,600 robo dude, Meltotron 5000 and the shooter with acid. 688 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,320 Look at what that is. Yeah, she got acid. 689 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:38,160 Yeah, she's burning, but she's still screaming and and pretty, 690 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,560 pretty pissed. I'm pissed. 691 00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,000 Pretty. Pissed. 692 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,400 Too Polly angry. Maxwell, Stop, stop. 693 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,080 Dodge. Geez. 694 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:54,000 Did you just stop? Oh my goodness. 695 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,680 Could you believe? Maybe try SCP lore once again. 696 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:04,880 On her, yeah you could, but there isn't a lot of SCP lore 697 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:11,920 about her or him I should say. Oh, I remember something about 698 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,360 this now. Do you know? 699 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,840 A little bit, I don't remember enough. 700 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:20,200 Google. Dang it, I heard something about 701 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,920 this earlier in the day while I was working on flooring in my 702 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,560 jail cell. Oh yeah. 703 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:36,600 Giant leaf SCP. I don't know what you're talking 704 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:40,320 about. Oh, no, no. 705 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,440 Oh, don't play that now. Seems like the. 706 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,600 Power off made it mad. I wonder why that? 707 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,240 Is it it? Seems like it. 708 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:51,600 Probably feeding from from it. Does that mean that all the 709 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,440 doors are just unlocked now or? Yeah. 710 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,320 Oh. Even although SCP containment 711 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,280 ones. Yeah. 712 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,600 Oh. Sorry, what? 713 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,280 Oh no, Pozo the Clown, maybe I should. 714 00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:09,680 Turn the power back on. I think it's too late now. 715 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,160 I think all the ones that could escape to have already done so. 716 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,320 That's the idea. Was it to do this anyway? 717 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,960 Who is the guy that did that? You guys are doing great, by the 718 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,520 way. You're a great cab. 719 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,040 That's what Haggis wanted us to do. 720 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:22,080 Shut. Off the power. 721 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,400 Yeah. Yeah, he shut off the power. 722 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:29,120 Lie. It was one of your objectives. 723 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,520 Was it shut the generator off? Yeah, Yeah, Shut the generator 724 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,040 off. Blow up the nukes. 725 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,400 Save the people if you get time. Oh, I save D class. 726 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,480 I guess I I guess I go. Back two of the objectives are 727 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,040 done, you just got one left. I guess I'll just go and start 728 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,960 pliming the nukes. Actually I need all the cards. 729 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,520 Yeah, I have all the cards. We need every single card to 730 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,520 prime the nukes. Yeah, correct. 731 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,080 I have one. Everybody has one at least. 732 00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:58,920 I have a couple. I have. 733 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:03,160 R2R3 and R4 but I don't have like. 734 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,400 SI have R1, I'm trying to get another one. 735 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,520 And Joey has R5. Who's that? 736 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,000 Sorry, sorry, Jacob. That's R5I apologize. 737 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:16,600 Yeah, S2, I don't see S1 you don't need. 738 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:17,960 Oh, we already have this one. Nevermind. 739 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,480 We need the R card. You only need the R. 740 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:22,960 Card we need the R. Cards all called. 741 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,560 OK, so we do all have the R cards then my card, yeah. 742 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,440 Gather together in one place. Yeah. 743 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,400 Are you all done there? Faxball. 744 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:35,800 Mr. Faxball. Yeah, I'm, I'm here, I'm here. 745 00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:40,080 Can I, can I try athletics and and run for this door that's 746 00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,760 over here? Athletics. 747 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,880 Yeah. No, you're good. 748 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,000 All right. Moving on. 749 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:46,520 Pretty good. OK. 750 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:52,440 Hi, everybody. At this point I would radio 751 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,840 everyone that we need the ALDI R cards. 752 00:46:56,120 --> 00:47:00,040 I just want to let everyone know that we need all the all for all 753 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:07,080 cards. We need all the our cards out. 754 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,080 Bring all the cards to the SCP container area. 755 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,680 Oh, OK. Oh, OK. 756 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,160 Oh, OK. I hear facts while I'm in some 757 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:18,640 trouble. You. 758 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,160 Got my the. Trump. 759 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,160 You said all the doors. I'm white here. 760 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:26,160 Yeah, all the all the doors are unlocked. 761 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,320 All right, so I'm gonna try to go in the control room and see 762 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,960 what's up. Is the control room still 763 00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,160 powered? Yeah, I. 764 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:36,280 Still love the power. Yeah, so I'm seeing the feeds. 765 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,840 I see the Leech on the feed in that room. 766 00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:41,640 Yep. And we see the the giant turbine 767 00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:42,960 and all that kind of fun stuff. Yeah. 768 00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,720 I'm going to try turning the power back on to give us more 769 00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:46,720 time. See what it? 770 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:48,280 See what it does. OK. 771 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,800 Roll is like there's a technology thing, isn't there? 772 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:54,120 Yeah, there's a technology, it's in. 773 00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,160 It's right above ability. Yeah, go. 774 00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:58,680 Ahead and roll. Go ahead and roll that. 775 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,120 How do you get in to the S2 card store slot? 776 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:04,120 Because everything. All the all the doors. 777 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,640 Are oh, that's right, that's right, that's right. 778 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,200 Yeah, Smart. Didn't. 779 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,760 Oh, you start mashing. As I can't figure it out. 780 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,680 Yeah, you start mashing on on the keyboard and it's it's not 781 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:17,560 allowing you to, you missed the clear on button. 782 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,880 You hit Control alt, Control alt delete. 783 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,640 Yeah, you restarted the computer. 784 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,920 You're like, ah, I'll just unplug it and plug it back in. 785 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,360 Let's. Get a Windows Update. 786 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,120 Oh. Jeez. 787 00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:32,040 You open up the disk drive and blue in there because that's all 788 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:35,480 you know how to do. Here I will. 789 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:39,240 I will psychically wink my technology wall to you. 790 00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,320 Yeah. No, no, Good job. 791 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:49,800 I guess I. Could have. 792 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,640 You could have just called me and said, hey, how do I turn 793 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:53,560 this computer on? How? 794 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,360 Do I do this crap? I don't know. 795 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,400 It's not. I don't know how to work. 796 00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:01,880 This is Yeah. So Brett, you you hear him 797 00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:06,640 struggling over the intercom, just kicking computers, and you 798 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,840 finally tell him how to turn on the generator. 799 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:15,920 Jacob, you should look for a button on the computer that that 800 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:19,520 looks like a circle with the little wine coming from the top 801 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,840 of it. Oh oh, that's the power symbol. 802 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,320 I've seen that before on my Xbox 360. 803 00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,080 OK, I'll put. That's how you turn the computer 804 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,440 on. I miss that guy. 805 00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:38,680 That's on me. Yeah, that's on me now that it's 806 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,720 officially my tone. No, I see in this giant wheat 807 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:48,120 kind of making Blot look like a snack. 808 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:52,320 I'm going to do the man weeping and I'm going to fall back into 809 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:56,080 the the events. We scare we. 810 00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:59,840 OK. And I'm just going to patiently 811 00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:03,040 wait for the the people to bring the cards to me. 812 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:08,200 Inside, Brett sees Bonko the Clown, blood red, drool dripping 813 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,640 from his lips, a sharpened machete outstretched toward 814 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,920 breath to. Do the man weeping? 815 00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,640 I would like to fall back through the vet. 816 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:25,440 I like my, I like my, I like my little boys just like I like my 817 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,800 sardines and I can't amount of cans. 818 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:33,920 He activate my pyro Cortana out of pure masculine energy. 819 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:38,840 He's masked by fear. I smell the fear. 820 00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:41,520 No, no, no. No, no. 821 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,520 You smell my you smell my pheromones and you probably 822 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:54,560 smell my anxiety and do stress sweats, stress sweats. 823 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,720 Oy. It doesn't look like you have 824 00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:08,120 the the the nose alpha male energy that I have. 825 00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,720 Is that the end of your turn? Yeah. 826 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:18,120 I I can't do anything else, I've moved my obligatory 10 spaces. 827 00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,120 All right. Well, back to you then. 828 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,680 Baby boy. Baby boy. 829 00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:28,480 Baby, baby, baby. As I'm looking at the Human 830 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,600 Torch here, I turn around and I take off. 831 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:36,440 It's time definitely with I've got a poop type of scenario 832 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,560 because you know, I might wrap my pants. 833 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,440 You might. The bathroom is. 834 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,080 Not I might genuinely crap myself. 835 00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,600 I'm not going to pass. All is you got is your 836 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,040 obligatory 10 spaces. Here we go. 837 00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:56,080 OK. And home room 45? 838 00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:00,440 Well, you cannot run. Them then tell D class to stop 839 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:01,840 them for you. Hey, guys. 840 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,160 Turn on the the fire extinguishers. 841 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:07,000 That's a good idea. In the office, is there a way to 842 00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,280 can I turn on the fire alarms sprinklers? 843 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:12,880 Are. There sprinklers in here. 844 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,240 I don't. I don't know. 845 00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,240 Do I need to roll something to see if there's sprinklers or I? 846 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,520 Feel like if they had some safe basic safety protocols they 847 00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:25,120 would have sprinklers. I feel like. 848 00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:28,760 He steps in the room. Should be probably. 849 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:33,480 Be your. Perception exceptionally 14. 850 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,720 Yeah, you see that there's a like in case of fire like pull 851 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:41,120 handle. Interesting. 852 00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,120 Oh, no, OK, it's not going to work. 853 00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,120 Where is it? Probably don't have any water on 854 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,640 the wall. Right in front of you. 855 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:52,640 Give myself a little more, hopefully with athletics. 856 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:58,400 Apparently not. I grab this guy here because I 857 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,360 can actually do some semi well in strength. 858 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,400 No I can't. I can't I. 859 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,240 Don't know. I might as well try. 860 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:08,680 I grab that guy and I toss him and say pull the fire alarm. 861 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:10,840 Yeah, there you. Go. 862 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,520 There you go. Yeah, you you pick him up and 863 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:18,880 you eat him at the fire alarm and and water starts ran from 864 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,120 the ceiling. All right. 865 00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,800 Hooray, no, my fellow moans are going to get washed off. 866 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,480 Oh no, that'd be awful. If you live for the day. 867 00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,480 That was my only defense against Bongo the Clown. 868 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,680 You stick Christ and go right? You speak, boy. 869 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:47,000 All right, it is now your turn. Fax Well. 870 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:53,040 All right, I didn't get 8, so yeah, I'm just gonna start 871 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,440 heading for the S2 card. The Leech. 872 00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,960 Is going to pursue you. Dang it. 873 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,800 Go ahead, Jacob. Jacob. 874 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,520 Now you learn how to turn the computer. 875 00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:07,480 So was that just a a bit that we did with Brett telling me how to 876 00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:08,640 do it? No. 877 00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:10,520 I'm just turning on the computer. 878 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,520 I'll let all Brett be able to help you. 879 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:17,240 OK. I just want to see if turning 880 00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:19,000 the power back on will do anything. 881 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,840 Do you want me to roll Technology I? 882 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:26,120 Would like that, Yeah, I'd be. Sorely disappointed with another 883 00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:28,800 five and then I'll phone a friend. 884 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,360 Why are you calling me? I don't know anything about 885 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,440 technology. Not you, eh? 886 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,640 If I need to open a jar. Of Pickles, I'll call you. 887 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,720 Strong boy. Hey, I have I have pretty good 888 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:47,080 strength too. Yeah. 889 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,320 You talking on the phone? Yeah. 890 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,760 Hold on Mr. it's it's woo to talk to someone woman on the 891 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,520 phone, OK? Start staying up, but 892 00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:04,720 impatiently yeah hey, turn the. Power on there. 893 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,600 Look at my feed. Have you tried starting and 894 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:11,400 restarting your? Computer. 895 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,160 Have you tried? Putting it in whites. 896 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:21,320 No, I'm kidding 22. Looking at through his feed, it 897 00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:26,120 looks like you need to click on that application and go ahead 898 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,600 and do that for me. It's not a touchscreen. 899 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:34,400 I don't know how to. Bring the mouse over to the to 900 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,160 the whitening bolt icon on your screen. 901 00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,120 A mouse. Yeah, your mouse. 902 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:43,880 Oh, that's how you oh, I've done this at my grandma's house one 903 00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:48,680 time when I had about PC games. She had the flight stimulate it. 904 00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,640 It was a it was a, it was a hoot and app. 905 00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:52,560 Anyway, I'll click on that. Yeah. 906 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,440 It sounds like your grandma would only have the game Zumba 907 00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:03,160 on it. Oh yeah, pretty much. 908 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,720 It's a dollar store game. Yeah. 909 00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:09,720 Is the power back on? Yes, the power's back on, the 910 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:15,480 power's back on, and the the Leech runs back to the power. 911 00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:16,600 The. What? 912 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,200 Oh, it goes back. Yeah. 913 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:23,280 All right, well, I'll stay at the control room until we're 914 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,840 ready and. Then you'll power down. 915 00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:30,400 Yeah, I think so. I need to give someone my card 916 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,560 though. I tell somebody to get it from 917 00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:34,760 me. Meet me at the control room. 918 00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:38,200 I love you. Right, it's your turn. 919 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:43,000 Oh, I I put the phone down. Oh, I missed Opongo. 920 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,360 I'm going to show you what 2A male energy is like. 921 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:50,400 Please. Activate my pyro Cortana. 922 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:56,360 Yeah, I and I walk towards him and I just take a swing Shing. 923 00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,760 OK, go ahead and roll forward. 19. 924 00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,800 Yeah, 19 hits him. Cool. 925 00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:05,760 Poison stack on here. What? 926 00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,920 Yeah. For 68 damage and he gets a 927 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:13,280 poison stack. Jeez, I mean, Dang, I didn't. 928 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:15,760 I forgot how much damage it actually did. 929 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,040 Yeah, I mean, you cut him in half. 930 00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:26,280 Oh, oh, oh, I I didn't. Oh, I didn't think you. 931 00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,240 Oh, maybe I'm stronger than I think. 932 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:36,000 Well, considering I have 5D eights and AD 10 in strength, I 933 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,400 think I could have chopped through a tweet. 934 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,440 Yeah, probably. Apparently. 935 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,360 Oh. Jacob just sees this on the 936 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,960 feed. He's just wide eyed, like Oh my 937 00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,640 goodness. That was brutal. 938 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:57,040 Feel like I'm watching LiveLeak. All right, go ahead, Bean. 939 00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,240 What's Johnny Storm looking like? 940 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:02,720 He's looking like he's still behind you. 941 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:04,800 Yes, but water is raining down on him. 942 00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,600 Yeah, he's still behind you. It's not. 943 00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:11,360 It's having no effect on him. Still behind you, it's putting 944 00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:12,440 out a little bit of the fire, but. 945 00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:16,560 He's burning so hot the water is just evaporating before. 946 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:19,360 It touches him. Essentially like it's having 947 00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,040 some effect on him but he's still behind you room. 948 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:25,080 'S starting to get misty. Turning into a sauna. 949 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,040 A sauna. That's why I said, right? 950 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:34,280 Hope you brought your towel. Is that enough to do a poop run? 951 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:40,120 Poop run it is not buddy. Of course it's not. 952 00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:44,480 Why would it be? But Despite that, I do have a 953 00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:49,120 little bit of athletic prowess. So I vaulted the thing and then 954 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:50,600 I wind up on top of this desk here. 955 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:55,080 OK, works for me. He's moved into the room and has 956 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,920 started slaughtering the D class. 957 00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,280 Oh. He's he's fine. 958 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,440 They're fine. Sorry guys. 959 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,680 The the one guy that you threw at the fire alarm is still OK. 960 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:06,360 He's. Still alive. 961 00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,600 I mean, he's got a broken neck as he threw him into a wall, but 962 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,200 he's got mild retardation for the rest of his life. 963 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:18,080 But yeah. Which will only be for the next 964 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:22,640 30 seconds anyway, so it's fine. I'm going to go in this room 965 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,960 here and I'm going to look around for a card. 966 00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:30,400 Yeah, you find the S2 card all. Right now I'm grabbing that S2 967 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:35,760 card and beating feet out of here heading for the door. 968 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,800 You want to like do an athletics thing at all or? 969 00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,880 Yeah, actually, I, I, I do. You're right. 970 00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,120 Good call. You also like to do a poop run. 971 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:49,400 I, I believe I will. I, I am a little, a little 972 00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:52,680 rattled. Although they didn't teach us to 973 00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,680 control how to run very well, but I did pretty good. 974 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:58,160 Yeah, that's fine. You'll you're you can do your 975 00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:02,040 poop run, right? That is now coined. 976 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,800 I want to go back to where I started and then I'm on the 977 01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,240 other side of the door. I'm I'm all tuckered out. 978 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,840 All righty. I was just thinking of it. 979 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:16,560 Back to you there, Jacob. Sorry, OK. 980 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:20,440 Roll Athletics. Also roll the 19. 981 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:25,960 Boy, it's noise, noise, noise. I see Maxwell on the feed on the 982 01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,000 cameras. Do you mean do you mean Faxwell 983 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:37,120 on the Mead? Yes, I I stand in the doorway. 984 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,520 Hey fax, bud. How you doing? 985 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,520 Oh, hey, Jacob, man, it's good to see you. 986 01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:43,680 How's you doing? Yeah. 987 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:45,440 You know, I haven't seen you this whole time. 988 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:51,040 You take my card, eh? I'm going to go get ready to 989 01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:53,720 shut off the power. So you throw them your key card, 990 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,360 right? Yep, my R, my R5. 991 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,720 Card. OK, take the S2 card. 992 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,400 I don't think I need it anymore. All right. 993 01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:07,280 Anything else? And then I'll move back to 994 01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:10,840 control room. Get through. 995 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,320 Got it. Nice. 996 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,960 All right, up to you, Brett. What? 997 01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:23,040 OK, so I'm going to go over to the the nuclear computer and I'm 998 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:27,360 going to start, I'm going to start prepping it just before 999 01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:29,320 the step to insert all the cards. 1000 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,560 OK, fair. Do you want me to wolf for that 1001 01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:37,920 fair winner? Technology Technology 26. 1002 01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,000 Yeah, you got it. Cool. 1003 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:45,400 And then I woke over at Bongo the Clown and I started getting 1004 01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,640 real sad that I killed him right away. 1005 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:54,600 And then why is he was so weak? I was. 1006 01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:58,480 I was really punching down and I didn't. 1007 01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,480 I just don't feel good about it. That's fair. 1008 01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:03,480 Feels dirty. You. 1009 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:09,360 Know it's like it was like a four week adult, a four week 1010 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:16,280 grown adult fighting a todwa and I just yeah, I just feel bad, 1011 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:19,280 you know, like. That's fair. 1012 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:22,520 Yeah, you. Know you know what I was trying 1013 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,480 to convey. I I get I get. 1014 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,920 I feel like I didn't own it. Yeah, yeah. 1015 01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:29,840 It's it's a victory not earned. I get that. 1016 01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,200 Yeah. OK, well. 1017 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,200 I I guess I'll end my turn now. All righty. 1018 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:37,400 Being a boy, being. A boy. 1019 01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:42,240 All right, Jacob, be prepared. As soon as I run through R1, 1020 01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:45,120 close the door behind me. Well, we need to get back 1021 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:48,360 through there, but but OK, I'll give you a minute. 1022 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:51,360 Close the door behind me and when you turn off the power 1023 01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:54,000 it'll open back up again. That's true. 1024 01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:58,040 Oh, plus Johnny Storm's coming through and I don't think we're 1025 01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:00,120 going to make it past him because apparently water doesn't 1026 01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:02,400 have much of an effect on it. I'll shoot him. 1027 01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:07,120 Yeah, I'll shoot him. Does a lot of damage. 1028 01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:09,360 I'll miss him up. I'll kill him. 1029 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,280 I'll kill him like I did that scientist lady. 1030 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,200 You guys didn't see that though. Oh. 1031 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:17,040 No, we saw it. There's wide feet about it. 1032 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,800 Oh I failed my athletic too, but. 1033 01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:22,120 Yeah, jeez. You can. 1034 01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,600 I'll let you move. I'll let you move the 2 steps. 1035 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,040 Technically 3 or 4, but sure. It's fine. 1036 01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:31,480 I'll let you move it. All right, shut the door. 1037 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:38,960 Okey doke and he comes over and he kills the other mildly 1038 01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:43,320 retarded guy. Blaming Guy. 1039 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:45,080 He's mild. That's fine. 1040 01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,960 Kills the guy he. Threw against the wall. 1041 01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,800 He threw against the wall. Yeah, Billy. 1042 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,960 Why? Why is my head wet so? 1043 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:02,280 1. Here. 1044 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:08,160 Wow, it feels so warm. Well then, back to you then, 1045 01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:12,360 Maxwell. All right, I'm going to go ahead 1046 01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:16,800 and duck into this room because I smell AI smell a card. 1047 01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:19,200 That's already picked up. Card already picked up. 1048 01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:20,520 Oh, who? Who did? 1049 01:04:21,760 --> 01:04:25,200 Bean did. I've got R2R3 and R54. 1050 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,880 Oh my bad then I. Smell cod. 1051 01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:32,000 Yeah, I'm, I'm heading back up to to Brett. 1052 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:35,040 OK. Oh my Lord, what is that mess on 1053 01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:38,440 the floor? I I'm very strong, appellant. 1054 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:42,040 We I cut it well in half. Oh, what a block. 1055 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,640 I'm very impressive, Sir, Very impressive. 1056 01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:48,280 I don't feel good about it. You know what, buddy? 1057 01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:50,760 It's kind of like my dad always used. 1058 01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:53,720 To say what's your dad always used to say. 1059 01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:56,960 Yeah, clowns are no good. I I wouldn't feel bad about it. 1060 01:04:57,880 --> 01:04:59,720 Some clowns. I thought you were just going to 1061 01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:01,880 stay quiet, like my dad never came home. 1062 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:07,960 Yeah, quiet. OK, you got me. 1063 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:09,760 You never came home. Are you happy? 1064 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:13,560 You just had to bring that up, didn't you, chum? 1065 01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:16,960 All right, getting back to your Jacob. 1066 01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:21,600 You guys ready? Think I'm going to do it. 1067 01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:25,840 Think I'm going to do it. Probably wait a little bit more 1068 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:30,960 for Beam to hand me the columns. All right, I'll see if I can 1069 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:34,720 activate any weapon systems in the research office where the 1070 01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:36,600 flame guy is. Sorry. 1071 01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:39,560 No, there are no weapon system in the research office. 1072 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:42,640 OK. The research office, the we. 1073 01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,920 Search office. We search. 1074 01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:50,440 Can I am I able to activate a timer for turning off the power 1075 01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:53,040 from the control room? Yeah, what do you want to set it 1076 01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:57,080 to? Just like a minute, 60 seconds. 1077 01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:59,240 60 seconds. God, I'm going to start the 1078 01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:03,800 timer. All right, and then I'll book 1079 01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:06,000 it. I'll do a poop run. 1080 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:11,960 OK, that is a that is. A very good poop run. 26. 1081 01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:14,360 OK, yeah, do you make a poop run? 1082 01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:18,640 Yeah, I'm ready by the door to the research office as soon as 1083 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,880 it opens from the power being off. 1084 01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,280 OK. And I tell, I tell my guys 1085 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,920 what's going on. We got 60 seconds, boys. 1086 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:29,720 OK, I'm waiting here by the the the control panel. 1087 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:33,880 OK, beanie weenie, beanie. Weenie's turn. 1088 01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:38,960 Get from your card. I think you got 2. 3. 1089 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,000 I've got 3. Holy crap. 1090 01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:43,640 Holy Moses. Holy moly. 1091 01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:47,640 Just walk in the room and and slide him to him. 1092 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:51,640 He'd be funny. I would probably hurry up in 1093 01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:57,400 one. 987. Is that enough for an athletic? 1094 01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,040 Run two. Yeah, 1. 1095 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:04,040 I'll give him the cards. As Shoberman hit the sweet 1096 01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:07,360 shake. Go ahead. 1097 01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:08,440 That's fine. Go ahead. 1098 01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:12,240 I saw inserting the cards that Bean gave me. 1099 01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:16,240 I'm assuming he probably swiped the ones that Faxwell was 1100 01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:18,240 holding. I'm hoping so. 1101 01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:22,400 Yeah, I throw him his direction. Yeah, he held it out while he 1102 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:29,520 ran past. 24 to prime the nukes. Yeah, it's primed. 1103 01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,160 What? What time are you sitting on it? 1104 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:35,320 5 minutes. OK, 5 minutes now. 1105 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:39,440 Pardon Now, by the way, the power turned off, the roaring 1106 01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:45,360 starts again, and, well, she's loose. 1107 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:51,040 She's loose. Oh wait, now everyone, I don't 1108 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:52,960 want to all bomb you, but we need to 1. 1109 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:56,360 Oh, I know I did. I'll start running. 1110 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:58,080 She is. Pierced. 1111 01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:01,520 He's got a real lifetime. You're set. 1112 01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:06,000 Let's hurry. Yeah, yeah, that passes. 1113 01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:07,480 No cheddar. All right. 1114 01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:07,920 Sorry. It. 1115 01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:17,160 Was a -, 2 Are you kidding me? Mr. Fireboy's in a guard too, so 1116 01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:18,760 yeah. You need to get past them 1117 01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:20,359 somehow. Is there an actual? 1118 01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:22,040 Are we still doing the turn order? 1119 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:28,279 How did I roll in eight? Are you kidding me? 1120 01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:32,560 It's it probably goes to you then Faxwell all. 1121 01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:37,359 Right one fax of world. War roll Athletics. 1122 01:08:37,359 --> 01:08:38,359 See. Yep. 1123 01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:40,319 You're in a minute morning already. 1124 01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:43,479 What? Roll the 13. 1125 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,479 You better take off running. Oh, OK. 1126 01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:52,319 All right, I'll roll athletics again. 1127 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,200 I see the fire guy I'm. Going to shoot him. 1128 01:08:55,560 --> 01:09:03,600 With a lightning gold generator. The water is making me swim. 2 1129 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:07,479 minutes you didn't hit him. Awesome, I'll run past. 1130 01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:11,680 Him. No, The 500 Magnum does, Yep. 1131 01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:15,880 Roll over damage. Yeah, 56 hits him. 1132 01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:20,640 He's definitely recoiled from it. 17 hits. 1133 01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:23,520 And do our our real damage right? 1134 01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:25,520 Damage please. All shooting our guns. 1135 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:30,560 At him. That hits him. 1136 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:33,920 He again is recoiling. Go ahead and start moving there. 1137 01:09:35,279 --> 01:09:38,359 OK, I'll, I'll whoa, athletics, man. 1138 01:09:38,359 --> 01:09:40,439 I'm will be just swooping in this water. 1139 01:09:42,399 --> 01:09:45,200 Keep moving man at 300 and. 30 on the on the. 1140 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,040 Timer. OK. 1141 01:09:47,359 --> 01:09:51,840 Oh. God, he's only got a sliver of 1142 01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:56,520 health left. All right, who's going to do the 1143 01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:58,320 next thing? I I got it. 1144 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:03,600 Fire another shot. 16. I did a follow shot. 16 hit, 14 1145 01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:10,080 does not hit. 79 all right. The 79 sends them flying back a 1146 01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:13,840 little bit. Dave, you said you were hitting 1147 01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:16,160 them. Yeah, 14 is not. 14, yeah. 1148 01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:18,600 You know. All right, you guys, you guys 1149 01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:20,760 can move again. Let's go back to that. 1150 01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:28,480 Brett. Awesome I I gave my 1911 at him. 1151 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:32,480 You're ready there. Only roll the name. 12 doesn't 1152 01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:37,640 hit Maxwell or sorry bean. Did you already move bean? 1153 01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:40,000 I moved. I'm I'm firing on him. 1154 01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:42,360 Oh, there we go. All right, Yeah, you hit him. 1155 01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:47,320 More damage. 72. OK, Dang, that sends a flying 1156 01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:52,480 back and he's he's good. Roll the 16 and Caretaking 1157 01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:53,760 Nurture. OK. 1158 01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:59,640 Brad as I hop over this desk. Come on buddy, you can do it. 1159 01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:02,800 You're. Getting a cinnamon. 1160 01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:04,560 Bun if you make it out of the saliva. 1161 01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:08,720 Your cinnamon bun. Giving you an advantage on your 1162 01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:10,640 on your. Athletic tracks. 1163 01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:12,920 Yeah, we roll. We roll 10. 1164 01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:21,080 It's -2 again, I wouldn't pass just trip over a chair. 1165 01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:25,080 You guys need to play. Reality anchors, too. 1166 01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:28,120 The reality anchors are going to help them keep moving. 1167 01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:30,640 Get 10 seconds. There we go. 1168 01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:36,600 Oh man. We all made it well through the 1169 01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:39,240 door anyway. 4 minutes, 57 seconds. 1170 01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:41,600 Oof, stop. Wow. 1171 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:48,040 So you guys barely clear the stairwell when the explosion 1172 01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:52,520 goes off. It throws you quite a ways and 1173 01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:56,880 you you land almost at the feet of Haggis and his super cool 1174 01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:59,560 aviator glasses. And. 1175 01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:05,160 He's, he's like, well, good job, boys, except for you, Jacob, 1176 01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:07,440 kill the women again. Oh, thanks eh? 1177 01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:10,960 I ought to kill you for that. OK, I'm not gonna. 1178 01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:16,160 Oh, I appreciate it. You successfully eliminated SCP 1179 01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:23,760 1730, so we will update the status as neutralize and I I'm 1180 01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:26,680 going to get a promotion to the O 5 Council for this. 1181 01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:28,680 Are you? Kidding me? 1182 01:12:29,440 --> 01:12:31,120 You. Watch the haggis. 1183 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:33,440 Did you see how I cut that clown in half? 1184 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:37,360 Yeah, that way. And I'm really messed up. 1185 01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:41,920 It. Was messed up and they haul you 1186 01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:47,080 off and in about a week's time they sit you down in the little 1187 01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:48,880 room. They're a little gathering room 1188 01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:54,720 and they they ask you what you want to do with your life and 1189 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:58,600 you guys get to pick your future from this state. 1190 01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:04,240 Whether you choose to leave the foundation and be anesthetized 1191 01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:08,040 and released back into the public or you choose to join the 1192 01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:10,040 foundation. Definitely joining the 1193 01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:12,160 foundation. I think it's been really 1194 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:14,360 interesting. It's grand. 1195 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,680 Lots of things to see, people to see. 1196 01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:22,000 Yeah, lots of drugs in it too. I'll be in a I'll join the 1197 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,840 foundation. Sounds like fun. 1198 01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:28,360 Like the haggis, would I be able to sell Boo boos from my 1199 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:29,760 position? Who at the Foundation? 1200 01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,880 I guess on the side. Awesome. 1201 01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:36,040 I think I, I think I will do that. 1202 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:43,360 I will be in intelligence where I get to inform my pawns, my 1203 01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:46,040 plans and schematics on how to proceed through the. 1204 01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:48,520 The situations that they put themselves in. 1205 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:55,720 What about you? Yeah, I guess I could join up 1206 01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:01,680 all right as well make peace with my with my family's death. 1207 01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:03,760 What the way I should have done all those years ago? 1208 01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:06,840 Your family's alive. You keep saying that, but I 1209 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:10,640 don't believe you. OK. 1210 01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:13,040 OK, I. Believe. 1211 01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:17,440 It even if you have Manny, a grown up looking Manny standing 1212 01:14:17,440 --> 01:14:19,160 in the corner there, I don't believe it. 1213 01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:22,200 I mean, he's right. He's right there, OK. 1214 01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:23,880 B. It's been forever. 1215 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:26,720 How you been? I just, I just turn over to see 1216 01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:31,720 what they're looking at. All right, everybody. 1217 01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:34,920 And with that, this is the end of site 19. 1218 01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:40,960 And so we will move on and next week we will be starting our new 1219 01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:46,040 season of Tekonic Light, but that'll be Cheddar leading that 1220 01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:47,160 and we're going to have a blast with it. 1221 01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:49,600 It's going to be a lot of fun and you're going to enjoy it 1222 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,200 too. So if you enjoyed the SCP 1223 01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:56,200 season, go ahead and leave us a review or a comment on our 1224 01:14:56,200 --> 01:15:00,400 Facebook page at the main mini podcast and let us know what you 1225 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:02,440 think. If you like the SCP stuff, trust 1226 01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:05,360 me, there's a wealth of it that we can kind of pick from. 1227 01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:09,680 And heck, I mean, every single one of us could lead at least a, 1228 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:11,320 you know, an episode or two of it. 1229 01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:13,760 I mean, there's just, there's so much you can pull from it, it's 1230 01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:15,840 insane. Thanks everybody for listening. 1231 01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:17,400 We appreciate you and we love you. 1232 01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:30,840 We'll see you on the next one. SCP-1730, also known as Site 13. 1233 01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:36,240 I will be calling SCP-1730 Site 13 throughout this entire 1234 01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:39,280 readout. Tamaclass neutralized special 1235 01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:41,920 containment procedures. A circular perimeter has been 1236 01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:45,440 established 2 kilometers from Site 13 and a quarantine zone 1237 01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:48,200 has been established 1 kilometer from it as well. 1238 01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:53,320 Personnel who are to enter Site 13 must first undergo Class 6 1239 01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:56,240 hazardous contact preparation measures, including the 1240 01:15:56,240 --> 01:15:58,920 application of a modified Maxwell hard and hazardous 1241 01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:00,880 material reinforced airtight suit. 1242 01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:03,360 The application of these protective measures may only 1243 01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:06,920 take place at the provisional Site 23 quarantine main gate. 1244 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:10,440 Individuals attempting to exit the quarantine area must first 1245 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:13,440 submit to thorough decontamination protocol as 1246 01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:16,040 administered by the quarantine security staff. 1247 01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:19,240 Individuals failing to meet the quarantine extraction parameters 1248 01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:22,400 are to be held for further decontamination or in the event 1249 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:24,560 of decontamination becomes unfeasible. 1250 01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:28,640 Termination Description Site 13 was a large complex of 1251 01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:32,200 structures 15 kilometers northwest of the US Mexico 1252 01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:35,760 border within Big Bend Ranch State Park that was discovered 1253 01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:39,920 on June 5th. Site 13 bore identifying 1254 01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:43,480 markings and contain documents to support the claim that Site 1255 01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:48,200 13 was at one point foundation. Site 13, originally located near 1256 01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:51,920 Nome, Alaska, is conflicted with extant records which showed that 1257 01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:55,040 Site 13 was a project that, while intended to be constructed 1258 01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:59,400 in Alaska, was scrapped for the larger and more advanced Site 19 1259 01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:02,280 and was never completed. Bora located on site was 1260 01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:04,200 identified to be native in Alaskan region. 1261 01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:08,400 How Site 13 came to be location prior to neutralization is 1262 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:11,680 unknown. Site 13 was, upon discovery, in 1263 01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:15,280 a severe state of disrepair and appeared to have been left 1264 01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:17,480 abandoned for an extended period of time. 1265 01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:20,520 The site power generator had continued to operate in a 1266 01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:24,120 damaged state despite a number of fuel leaks and fires 1267 01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:27,080 throughout the facility. This resulted in intermittent 1268 01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:30,600 power failures throughout the site and during exploration and 1269 01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:32,840 rescue efforts. It is confirmed that the 2nd 1270 01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:36,240 through 15th basement levels were utilized for entity 1271 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:38,680 containment, though the state of that containment had 1272 01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:42,040 deteriorated significantly. Messages written in English were 1273 01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:44,800 discovered throughout the site, consisting of warnings such as 1274 01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:48,920 danger and death here and other messages such as Not my body and 1275 01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:50,760 bleed. A recurring message, what 1276 01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:53,800 happened to Site 13 was found in several different locations in 1277 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,040 the basement. Several logs. 1278 01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:57,320 The data were collected by the remaining functional site 1279 01:17:57,320 --> 01:18:00,520 terminal, the relevant data of which is contained in the 1280 01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:02,760 addendums below. Worth noting that 1281 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:05,880 inconsistencies exist between the logs and what has been 1282 01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:09,280 determined through exploration, including the site layout, staff 1283 01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:13,160 makeup, and contain anomalies. Additionally, all logs are 1284 01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:16,640 presented as they were in the original Site 13 documentation 1285 01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:19,160 prior to neutralization of the anomaly. 1286 01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:24,760 Thank you listeners for joining us on this season of Sep. 1287 01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:27,920 I look forward to seeing you again. 1288 01:18:55,320 --> 01:19:02,600 Thank you for visiting site 19 now administering.