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And welcome, welcome everyone 
back to the mainly podcast 

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featuring somewhere Z&D. 
We're back at it again with some

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balding balls and go ahead and 
take her away. 

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What did we call it last week? 
Balling gags. 

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Taste of anus. 
Taste of anus balding gags. 

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Yeah, so yeah, we're TP King 
tonight, so we. 

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That's. 
That that's just a fact. 

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I don't like that. 
So where we left off, you guys 

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had just begun to explore the 
Dungeon of the Dead 3 and 

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basically you're sent down here 
to stop the cultists that have 

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been going on a murder spree as 
per Captain Zodge of the Flaming

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Fist, in order for you to be 
basically purged of all crimes 

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that have been accused against 
you. 

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So hopefully this gets you out 
of this murder conspiracy that 

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is tainting your guys's records.
You. 

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Within the dungeon, you guys 
last came to a bit of a 

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crossroads. 
You had three different paths 

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you could take, each path each 
doorway having a different 

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representation of one of the 
dead 3 gods. 

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Guys have explored two of those 
options now and one option lies 

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before you and you are free to 
explore and take it away. 

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I'll go first because I have 
Danger Sense. 

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Igna is holding my torch right 
now. 

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I see him. 
Behind Hold on, Hold on, hold 

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on. 
Sorry, Brother Bailey. 

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Oh no, Oh no, I feel. 
It. 

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I feel it, He feels it, I feel 
it, I feel it. 

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The Holy Spirit tell us to go 
this way. 

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He's feeling the guys. 
We should listen. 

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Well, well, I guess we go that 
way. 

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All right. 
Who wants to go first? 

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I'll. 
Go first I. 

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Humble The cycle show. 
We'll have to. 

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We'll have to come up with a 
reason for me of having lost my 

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voice. 
Kicked in the throat. 

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You got throat punched by one of
the necromites of Merkel. 

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That works I guess. 
As you begin to walk down the 

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corridor, there's a couple of 
short flights of stairs that 

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lead back down into a a little 
bit of a murky water covered 

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area only about, you know, up 
your knees. 

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It makes it difficult terrain, 
so your movement speed will be 

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halved. 
But yeah. 

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My boots are getting wet 
against. 

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Draven, as you come into this 
room, the eastern part of it is 

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unlit, flooded, and braced with 
floor to ceiling wooden beams. 

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Rough hewn steps rise out of the
murky water to the western 

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portion of the room, which is 
dry and lit by two torches and 

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scones that flank a stone altar.
Shackled to the wall behind the 

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altar is a sickly man in a 
loincloth with a burlap sack 

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over his head. 
An alcove in the north wall. 

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An alcove in the north wall 
contains a freestanding suit of 

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plate armor, missing its helm. 
Standing before the altar are 

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two grim figures, a powerfully 
built woman clutching a Mace and

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an even bigger man wearing a 
bucket helm. 

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It's me, Beth, not garlic. 
The Helm's man is jabbing the 

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prisoner with spear, causing him
to twitch. 

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Both figures are clad, both big 
gears are climbing chainmail, 

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and a woman carries a wooden 
shield with a layering skull 

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painted on. 
God, could you not, please? 

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Sorry. 
I'll be quiet. 

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I'll be quiet. 
All right. 

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What would you like to like to 
do? 

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How do you like being 
penetrated? 

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Hey guys, what are you guys 
doing to a poor man over there? 

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What are you doing? 
Doing so bad. 

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Hi, it looks like we got company
down here. 

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Yeah, we're we're here to watch 
the show. 

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Actually, yeah. 
We stepped in Australia. 

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Yeah, yeah, we paid. 
We paid 50 gold pieces to get 

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in. 
You do have a couple guests and 

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I don't want to call y'all bad 
hosts, but you're bad hosts. 

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This guy over there, that buzz 
ability, the guy behind me is 

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Igna. 
The the the man over there with 

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the loo is Melvin Salary and the
one guy that tries to come 

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associate from us is Moji. 
Hi I'm not converted yet. 

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He's not converted. 
He will be I. 

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Saw the future, the holy. 
Spirit showed me a vision of the

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future and it showed him minus 
half. 

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It also showed you fellas. 
I think I'm. 

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Have you guys heard of a 
homeless man named Jesus? 

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Yes, I have. 
You go ahead and tell us about 

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him. 
I'm gonna stop you right there 

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now one of the reason why I do. 
Not you. 

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Do not interrupt my disciple 
when he's telling you about the 

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homelessness of Jesus Christ. 
Well why was I interrupted? 

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This is so weird, I've never 
been in a month like this 

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before. 
Apologize, you made him cry. 

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I'm going to give you about 30 
seconds to give me one good 

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reason I don't run you through 
with a spear right now. 

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Run me through, see what 
happened. 

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See what happens to the last man
that ran me through. 

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Hold on, hold on. 
I'm intercepting a message from.

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Lord Jesus Christ himself, hold 
on. 

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He's going to send me his Angel 
Tim Horton down from heaven Can.

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You roll. 
Roll intimidation. 

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There you go, brother Billy. 
Yeah. 

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So they both look at each other 
confused and scared, and they 

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are going to start combat, but 
you guys will go to go before 

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them. 
They'll skip their first turn. 

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So go ahead and roll initiative.
Modi, we're going to convert you

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by the end of this episode. 
I'm breaking the 4th wall here. 

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I'm good. 
Yeah, had some sip there. 

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Turn emoji, you go first. 
All right, shooting an arrow 

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while I'm leading against this 
wall in the back of the room, 

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This lady. 
The dog shoot me in the back of 

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the head cuz I have got 
shoulders. 

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Probably hit. 
Ouchy. 

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Michelle. 
OK, 17 is not going to hit Hall.

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Literally. 
Literally hate it here. 

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Throw. 
Throw an axe. 

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Go ahead and do your go and do 
your attack that is also going 

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to fill him. 
Throw an axe and it bonks off 

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the Dragon's head and he catches
it. 

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Yeah, you have. 
You have movement if you'd like.

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Also don't forget, also don't 
forget you do have like your 

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Hunter's mark, but you can do as
a bonus action for free. 

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OK, brother. 
Billy, go ahead. 

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It's me, brother Billy. 
Now which one of you whores? 

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The one that was getting 
attacked. 

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That'd be this guy right here 
against the wall. 

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It would be the main baddies. 
Spin on. 

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Right, I think I've got enough 
spin. 

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On that thing. 
So I'm going to, I'm going to 

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charge into the fray. 
I'm going to get up right next 

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to them. 
It's hard to hit. 

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Be careful up. 
There. 

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But I'm going to place my hand 
on their shoulder and look them 

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dead in the eyes. 
And I'm going to say now, 

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brother or sister crashed, I 
want to let you know that I am. 

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I'm praying for you in this 
trying time. 

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Hey, look at me. 
Look at me in the eyes. 

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Look at me in the eyes hanging 
for you, OK? 

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You better look at him. 
Look at him. 

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Look at him. 
It's going to hurt me a lot more

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than it's going to hurt you, OK?
I just. 

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I just want you to know that. 
All right? 

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OK. 
Now when I summon the Angel of 

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the Lord, Tim Horton down OK, 
He. 

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Assaults. 
You. 

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You stood against me and the 
will of Jesus Christ, I want you

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to know. 
The homeless. 

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Guy that I'm praying for you. 
OK. 

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All right, now I'm going to 
whack you real hard with this, 

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this long sword, OK? 
That is going to hit Tim Horton 

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here coming down to deliver you.
It's him. 

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Well, how to roll? 
Give you. 

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You brought donut holes chair 
with flat. 

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That is, that is quite 
unfortunately you rolled minimal

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damage. 
That's cool. 

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Yeah, I got you right on the arm
now. 

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Could you could you roll me a an
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6. 
There you go, There you go, 

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there you go. 
Blessed by with with your blade.

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Blessed by Tim Horton himself. 
You bring down holy damage with 

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your strike. 
Add a cup of. 

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Coffee to your inventory there. 
You go. 

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You have a bonus action and I 
don't know how much. 

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I don't think you have much, if 
any movement left, but. 

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Have any movement left? 
Does that mean we got this hand 

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axe? 
Do you do anything with this 

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hand axe? 
Push him? 

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Only if she had. 
An equipment, yeah, yeah, you 

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can push him. 
Athletics check. 

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Push her. 
Sorry. 

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Yeah, yeah, I guess. 
I think this one. 

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Is it a woman in front of me? 
Lighty. 

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I think so, yeah. 
I think that's the woman A. 

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Dad, an eye patch. 
Hit the woman. 

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Oh man, I should stop moving my 
head. 

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OK, that is going to be enough. 
And you shoved her back into the

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wall. 
She looked. 

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That's pretty angry. 
Hey, and that ain't that you 

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have that hurt me. 
Yeah, I want to look around and 

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I want to see if there's any, 
you know, with the way the water

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is, we're kind of like almost in
a sewer and everything and kind 

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of want to look to see if 
there's any rats around. 

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There, there are not any rats 
around. 

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Well, that's too bad. 
Swimming. 

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It's really, really too bad. 
It just kind of messes up 

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everything I wanted to do, all 
right. 

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And then other kind of wildlife 
like cockroaches or anything 

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like that, maybe another thing. 
Too seems pretty devoid of life 

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down here. 
The stench of death is pretty 

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permeable. 
But Dang it, all right. 

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You're trying to be Eddie 
Chagenier. 

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Yeah, it kind of was. 
I thought it might. 

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Rush. 
Yeah. 

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So your time for that may come, 
yet just staying on to that 

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idea. 
Yeah, I will. 

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I will. 
I won't lose it. 

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All right, so, so, so this 
little lady right here. 

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So which one was the one that 
looked really, really big and 

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strong that had the Mace? 
That'd be this guy right here. 

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That one and that was not been 
hurt yet huh? 

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Trying to trying to remember 
what my my movement is. 

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Let me look to see if I can find
it. 

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Here I can see how close I can 
get. 

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So 02025 feet is right there in 
front of me. 

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Oh my goodness. 
And. 

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Remember it is half through the 
if you're going. 

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Through Oh, Dang it, that's 
right. 

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OK, so So what I'm going to do 
then I guess I'll go back to the

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plan. 
CI didn't really want to, but I 

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was going to do something pretty
neat actually. 

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So I'm going to move forward 
since you said it's half that's 

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about there. 
I'm going to move. 

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I'm going to move there and 
there. 

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Then I'm going to, I'm going to,
I'm going to use vicious mockery

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on this, on this little lady 
right here, this sweet little 

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Princess over here. 
OK. 

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All right. 
Hey lady, I want you to know 

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that you're beautiful and I 
think you're amazing. 

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But yo, mama's so fat. 
When she got on the scale it 

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said I need your weight, not 
your phone number. 

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It may take a couple of years 
for you to get that one because 

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you're pretty slow. 
I'm only. 50. 

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Not that heavy. 
That's my body count by the. 

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Way I was, I've always wanted to
wrestle a woman that I thought 

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could beat me. 
And you look like the one. 

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I'll sit on your face. 
They do manage to save that they

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were little 13. 
Dang it. 

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So you're right, she was a 
little too slow, it was a little

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bit too high class joke for her 
to understand. 

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She looks at you a little 
confused, scratches her head, 

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really confused about what you 
just did. 

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She's like, she's like, who's 
the phone number? 

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Yeah, it's a phone number. 
I don't get it. 

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I kind of lost that when I said 
it, but but that'd make it 

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funnier so. 
I hate it here. 

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Yeah, you know. 
But. 

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OK, go ahead, Draven. 
So Draven, Draven's going to one

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up in front of them. 
Find a great person. 

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Yeah, and. 
He's got activated wage by just 

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squeaming in his face and then 
and then I've got a attempt to 

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cleave the both of them. 
Going off of your 12 D your 12 

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spell DC, they are actually not 
going to be able to avoid that. 

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If you could roll your damage 
for your halberd so they both 

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take eight damage. 
So even pissed. 

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Could be mean and make the guy 
that's tied to the wall that's 

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directly next to them also roll 
deck save to not get hit by this

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but I'm not going to do that. 
I'm going to be nice because 

242
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that would probably kill him. 
Oh my bad. 

243
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,040
Sorry dude, that's changed to 
the wall that was getting 

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tormented and tortured and. 
Lung. 

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Was there serious? 
That was your bonus act, your 

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action, and your movement. 
So ignor, it'll be your turn. 

247
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All right, Radiant for like 
divine smite. 

248
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If I want to use divine smite, 
what is that? 

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Like an aerial. 
So basically basically you use a

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bonus action to charge your 
sword basically. 

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So you make a melee attack as an
action and then the smite is 

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applied as a bonus action. 
So it's just extra damage for a 

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bonus action basically. 
I'll do that then so. 

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That's going to be a total of 14
damage, which is going to be 

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more than enough to as you 
Pierce this guy, this poor guy, 

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with your sword. 
The radiant light is going to 

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shine from the wound where you 
Pierce them, and slowly from the

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wound outward, his body is going
to disintegrate into a pile of 

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ash. 
Good job. 

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Ignore you're you're my you're 
my favorite buddy right now. 

261
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I let out a horrific scream 
because I lost one, so it 

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sounded more like that 
situation. 

263
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Cool of you guys. 
Fell up. 

264
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You didn't want to hear about a 
homeless guy named Jesus? 

265
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,840
Yeah, sounds like it'd have been
a lot of fun to murder him. 

266
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,720
Well, actually you see the the 
Romans, they, they tried, they 

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tried to murder Jesus. 
He's going to attack. 

268
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Oh, she rolled a net 20 to 
attack you, Brother Billy, as 

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you were talking to her because 
she didn't like you talk. 

270
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:25,200
That's fine. 
That's going to be 12 

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bludgeoning damage. 
My Lord Jesus Christ said to 

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turn the other cheek, so go 
ahead, that's fine. 

273
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:35,040
Emoji, it's your turn. 
All right, so there's torches 

274
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around. 
There's two SCON, like sconce. 

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Sconce. 
I don't know how to say that 

276
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word. 
Yeah. 

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Can I light an arrow on fire? 
You are a little bit far away. 

278
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It's like next to them. 
Basically, you're like all the 

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way in the water. 
OK. 

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I can I can light that form. 
You cannot enchant arrows with 

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prested digitation. 
I'm sorry. 

282
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,400
It's not enchanting, it would 
just be light and fire. 

283
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,640
Right. 
It's not going to do extra 

284
00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,920
damage is what I'm saying. 
Well. 

285
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Dang, it seems like it should, 
but OK, I still love it anyway. 

286
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,840
All right, that's fine. 
I'm just going to let myself on 

287
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fire. 
You're actually. 

288
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Actually standing. 
You're actually standing in the 

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water, which gives you the wet 
condition, which means you 

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cannot be let on fire. 
You'll actually just create a 

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steam cloud around you which 
will make both you and Moji 

292
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blind, which means you can only 
tack 1 tile in front of you. 

293
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,720
No, I don't think. 
It would be like ninjas. 

294
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:32,560
That's true. 
That's true. 

295
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,760
They would they would have to 
come up to you to Yeah. 

296
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,640
So that's true. 
I'll cast Hunter's Mark on the 

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last surviving cultist, OK? 
Or free. 

298
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,360
Yep, but that cost bonus action.
Yes it does. 

299
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OK, I'll try to shoot at her. 
OK, go ahead and roll the attack

300
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that is not. 
Unfortunately, it is not going 

301
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to hit. 
That's fun. 

302
00:16:55,880 --> 00:17:00,920
Yeah, hi AC enemies kind of 
suck, brother Billy. 

303
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:04,560
Hey brother Billy, I got an idea
about the guy tied up. 

304
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,720
Yeah. 
Yeah, we could make him look 

305
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look big and bad and scary 
maybe, maybe freak him out. 

306
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,359
You got any ideas? 
I know what I can do but if you 

307
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could like build it up or 
something. 

308
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,200
Well, place my hand on the 
person that just attacked me. 

309
00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:19,640
Oh, you see? 
You see what just happened 

310
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,560
there, right? 
Attacked me. 

311
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Did you feel how disappointed 
the Lord God was with you when 

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you did that? 
I also placed a hand on them. 

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When he stood in his way. 
By the way, he places a hand on 

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his, on his forehead. 
Happened to see. 

315
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Six second turns, by the way, 
Six second turn. 

316
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Did you happen to see the man 
that you had tied up over there?

317
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Precipitation. 
Precipitation Angel. 

318
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Yeah, I'm ready. 
He's an Angel, the Lord you have

319
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tied up over there. 
I want to bite. 

320
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,440
Him really pissed off at you. 
Yeah. 

321
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:56,840
No, I'm going to call down and 
favor under my weapon. 

322
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,120
OK, I'll. 
Give you an extra 1D four. 

323
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:04,560
Take your spell slot. 
And whack him real hard again 

324
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,880
with that attack. 
Heck, that's not going to hit. 

325
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:14,800
The Dang it. 
Well, OK, the funeral. 

326
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:19,280
It kind of just, she's just kind
of giving you this blank look 

327
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:23,440
like, buddy, you talk too much. 
It's kind of my profession. 

328
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,800
Excited, I hope. 
This work job, he has to talk a 

329
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lot. 
All right, so I'm going to use 

330
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Preston to Jason. 
I know that's, you know, a shock

331
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for everybody that's in the 
group, but I'm going to use it. 

332
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,360
I'm going to use it on the 
fellow hanging on the wall. 

333
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,960
I'm going to make you start 
glowing kind of a greenish, kind

334
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:49,640
of pinkish purplish, you know, 
kind of, it's going to be 

335
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,240
flexing. 
Those are all completely 

336
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,600
different colors. 
Yeah, I know. 

337
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,120
That's what's going to make it 
so scary. 

338
00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:59,240
And then and then I'm going to 
make him sound like all strange 

339
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:02,920
and stuff when he talks and he's
just going to say I'm really. 

340
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,040
Pissed off. 
You did it. 

341
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,400
You did it. 
Yeah. 

342
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,440
Pissed him off. 
Jesus Christ. 

343
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,920
And there's angels down here and
he's getting pissed off. 

344
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,440
I'm I'm trying to, I'm trying to
intimidate him. 

345
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:20,840
So she's passes the Arcana check
to realize that you've used 

346
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Prestidigitation and that what 
she's saying is not real. 

347
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,720
She's not. 
She's looking at you guys like 

348
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really confused. 
Like she is not impressed. 

349
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,760
Like she doesn't know if she's 
fighting. 

350
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,840
She doesn't know if she's 
fighting you guys like, like if 

351
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:41,680
this is a fight or if you guys 
are trying to like preach to her

352
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,080
or, or like for all she knows 
you're trying to seduce her. 

353
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,360
She's really confused. 
Well, kind of. 

354
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,720
She's kind of hot. 
I kind of wanted to wrestle her.

355
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:54,760
Welcome to Christianity. 
Yeah, pretty much no. 

356
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,320
If that was the case then she'd 
have to be a little younger 

357
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,840
before I'd like her. 
What would you like to do? 

358
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,760
Anything else to turn Melvin? 
I'm pretty sure pester the 

359
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,840
dictations in action. 
I'm not sure how that one's 

360
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:11,000
supposed to work. 
I imagine it is that's a, it's a

361
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,040
canned trip, but. 
So you have done his action. 

362
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,560
OK, well I guess I'll throw my 
dagger at her. 

363
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,280
OK, there we go. 
OK. 

364
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:24,920
I tried to just like, totally, 
yeah, just terrible. 

365
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,400
Just do it. 
Just do it. 

366
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,080
Attack roll. 
Yeah. 

367
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,880
I mean, kiddos are trying. 
Hey, you hit her, let's throw 

368
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,200
all the damage on that I. 
Contributed everybody. 

369
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,320
I'm part of the group. 
Again. 

370
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,120
Hey, what do you know, you did? 
When I wrote a fire, just drop 

371
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:44,680
my head. 
Not going to fell her but you 

372
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,680
know it hurt. 
Her, I know, I know. 

373
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,800
But it was, it was a love tap, 
really. 

374
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,920
And she, she looks down at the 
dagger sticking out of her 

375
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:55,280
shoulder, and she slowly pulls 
it out, drops it on the floor, 

376
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,320
looks up at you. 
Mel, he did. 

377
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,480
He didn't. 
Grinning from grinning from ear 

378
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,200
to ear. 
Oh, you're mine. 

379
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,720
I'm going to have fun with you. 
This is what I wanted. 

380
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:07,920
I. 
Wanted this yes. 

381
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,520
Yes. 
If I did it, I did it, I did it,

382
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,920
I did it. 
Come on over everybody, get out 

383
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,440
of the way. 
They're even. 

384
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,160
It's your turn. 
We're going to wrestle. 

385
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,000
I've got I saw that because I'm 
still pissed. 

386
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:27,120
I I. 
Did it. 

387
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:29,240
That was the button. 
That was the button. 

388
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:35,440
I broke him. 
I thought that we're still 

389
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:38,760
attacking this woman and not 
trying to convert him, so I'm 

390
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,160
going to I'm going to smack her 
with my outbeard again. 

391
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:43,440
OK, go ahead and make your 
attack rule. 

392
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,800
Hey y'all, not 20. 
Hey, all right, roll your. 

393
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:47,600
Damage. 
Go. 

394
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:52,440
Ahead all right, not quite going
to kill her, but definitely got 

395
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,920
close. 
She doesn't do like double 

396
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,640
damage or anything. 
I don't calculating double. 

397
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,920
Don't, don't dodge, Debbie. 
She's hanging in there. 

398
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,800
She's kind of weak. 
Debbie, it's going to be all 

399
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,840
about you and me in a minute. 
Bonus action. 

400
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,160
Oh yeah, what you can do for 
bonus action. 

401
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,960
Give her. 
Don't don't you kiss her. 

402
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:14,960
Rebuke. 
Her. 

403
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,720
Rebuke her in the name of. 
The I'm going, I'm going to 

404
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,800
throw my javelin. 
You do have threatened, so 

405
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:26,280
you'll roll a disadvantage. 
Never mind, I forgot about. 

406
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,840
I forgot about threaten. 
I'm going to give her a hug. 

407
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,680
Grapple, give me an athletics 
check. 

408
00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:35,480
Iggy 17. 
That does not beat her eighteen.

409
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,920
She is not going to be 
restrained. 

410
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,760
Dang it. 
I tried to hug her and she like 

411
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:44,040
that's my arms away and I'm. 
Like I'm supposed to wrestle 

412
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:44,760
her. 
She's mine. 

413
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,600
I. 
Was just going to give her a hug

414
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,120
because I hurt her real bad and 
I feel real bad and I just. 

415
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,240
We need more followers. 
We need more followers in our 

416
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,160
cult of Jesus. 
She's going. 

417
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:05,280
To swing her face at you, Gavin.
Gavin, I'm Draven. 

418
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:10,160
You're Draven. 
Yeah, that's my name. 

419
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,960
A descendant of me after that 
one do. 

420
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,800
You have a higher DC than 11. 
Mine is 14, yeah. 

421
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,720
OK, All right. 
So that's going to miss. 

422
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:18,600
Ignore it. 
Your turn. 

423
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,960
Whoa, but Billy GC is actually 
trying to swing at me when I 

424
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,160
tried to hug her. 
Kill her. 

425
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,320
I saw that I want to rebuke her 
real hard. 

426
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,600
Thank you. 
Is she the one closest to me? 

427
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,160
She's right next to me, all 
right. 

428
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,440
I'm going to attack her all. 
Right, go ahead and do your 

429
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,520
retire, girl. 
The 6th is not going to hit you.

430
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,600
Have a bonus action. 
Is there anything you'd like to 

431
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,560
do with that? 
The three Stooges here didn't do

432
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:48,160
anything. 
All of us huddled around her 

433
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:52,200
like the casting, just going 
totally. 

434
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,320
Fine, it was. 
It's been me and brother Billy 

435
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:59,280
this entire time. 
What are my bonus action 

436
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,840
options? 
You could, you could make an 

437
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:05,080
offhand attack with your torch, 
which will be if you hit it, 

438
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,840
just roll me a 1D20 because it's
not like it has like proficiency

439
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:12,320
or anything. 
But if it hits, it'll be one D4 

440
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,840
fire damage. 
OK, that is not going to hit. 

441
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:20,840
OK, those were the shot. 
OK, Draven, she's still got a 

442
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,360
lot of attention, not focused on
you. 

443
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,960
No one else seems to move on to 
a threat. 

444
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,680
I'm assuming a 19 is going to 
hit. 

445
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,840
That 14 DC the I got it open 
class of 20 no that hits. 

446
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,520
That's crazy how that happened 
out of nowhere. 

447
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,400
Weird. 
You're gonna take 8 bludgeoning 

448
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,080
damage. 
Oh, cut in half if you're 

449
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:40,440
raging. 
I have inspiration on my sheet. 

450
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,720
OK, yes, I don't know where. 
I don't know where I got it, 

451
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,440
but. 
I I think I gave it to. 

452
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,600
Your dumplings. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

453
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,920
I was for a character. 
Usually it's for like an end 

454
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,240
character thing. 
Yeah. 

455
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,360
So that is gonna hit roll your 
damage. 

456
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,280
All right, so he missed twice 
and then kept walking forward. 

457
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:04,760
Now it finally is. 
Royal 1D four for Hunter's Mark 

458
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,480
as well. 
Look at that 15 damage. 

459
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,920
Do you want to describe? 
Do you want to describe what 

460
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,560
goes through you as you get this
kill? 

461
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,600
Like what goes through your 
head? 

462
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:20,080
He's emoji's the the cool laid 
back guy so he was leaning 

463
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,360
against the wall with the first 
one and his his crossbow looks 

464
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,640
like a pistol by the way. 
The hand crossbow. 

465
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,920
Gotcha. 
Yeah, he keeps. 

466
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,640
Shooting and missing and none of
his friends noticed but he's 

467
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,640
getting really pissed. 
He just logged up really close 

468
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,680
like you. 
Just have a badge. 

469
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,840
No, we, we know it, you know. 
Yeah, we know it. 

470
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,080
They kept they kept whizzing 
past my ears and I felt the take

471
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,600
off of every arrow. 
I'm inwardly embarrassed, but I 

472
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,000
can never show it on the 
outside. 

473
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,880
It's OK emoji, I still love you.
Raven dumb. 

474
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,480
This one's going to hit. 
I can feel it. 

475
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:57,320
I'm inspired I like the most. 
He's so good, he shoots. 

476
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,240
It's like I just turned my head 
and just whizzes past me. 

477
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,760
No G gun. 
I'm going to give you an 

478
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,160
inspiration for landing the 
killing blow on this one. 

479
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,840
Granted it back, yeah. 
Man, Raven hasn't acquired a 

480
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,320
single inspiration yet, but it's
OK. 

481
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,480
Oh brother Billy, I'll give you 
an inspiration as well for your 

482
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,240
for your lovely role play. 
I'll talk about role play. 

483
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:29,120
This is. 
My OK prayer. 

484
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,760
Prayer point. 
Thanks. 

485
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:38,560
Role play in bed, all right? 
That is the fight over. 

486
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,880
Both of the enemies here are 
vanquished, and there is that 

487
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,720
man on the wall bordering on 
unconscious. 

488
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:51,560
I want to I want to walk over 
and I want to whip the the 

489
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,600
chains from the walls. 
I'm so glad you chose to do 

490
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,880
that. 
OK, I am too. 

491
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:04,280
Do I roll on that or? 
Yes, but I need to see what it 

492
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,360
is real quick because it was 
listed. 

493
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:10,240
On here, don't even search for a
key on them. 

494
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,600
Just so you can roll your, you 
can roll your athletics if 

495
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,120
you're trying to break them. 
Oh, OK. 

496
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,720
That wouldn't be straight. 
Back six. 

497
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,920
Dig it. 
Yeah, yeah, that's not going to 

498
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,520
work. 
Use your inspiration. 

499
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,400
I'll have one. 
I'd be inspired if I saw a kill 

500
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,280
like that first shot. 
And try again. 

501
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:34,520
You you may try again, yes. 
I'll help. 15. 

502
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,480
Not going to work. 
I'll help. 

503
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,800
OK. 
I want to try to use my. 

504
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:43,000
Can I use my Can I use my 
combined athletics with his? 

505
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:47,880
Sure. 22. 
Draven, you managed to rip it 

506
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,880
apart with your bare hands just 
as. 

507
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,320
I kick it. 
Just as just as emoji's getting 

508
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:57,640
a hold of it and emoji wasn't 
expecting you to have broken it 

509
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,840
without. 
And he actually like pulls with 

510
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,560
all his strength, but there's 
nothing to like resist his 

511
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,880
pulling and he just falls 
straight on his butt. 

512
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,480
Dang it. 
I'm sorry emoji, I didn't know 

513
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,760
you were covered. 
To help I I decided to use 100% 

514
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,360
of my muscles this time. 
I need one. 

515
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:20,360
I need a cigarette. 
I think that explains why your 

516
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:24,800
voice sounds the way it does. 
Yeah, expensive. 

517
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,360
Thank you so much. 
Sure. 

518
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,640
Are you OK? 
Are you feeling? 

519
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,760
Worse, I don't know, I was just,
I was just came to just came to 

520
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,680
visit the bath house and yeah, I
fell asleep. 

521
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,960
It was always really nice and I 
knew it was nice. 

522
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,760
It was dark out and no one was 
around And and then there was a 

523
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,520
there was a canvas bag pulled 
over my head and and I and I was

524
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,520
brought down here and they just 
started torturing me. 

525
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,360
I don't, I have no idea what's 
going on. 

526
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,640
But I'll tell you one thing 
though, and you can find me when

527
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:01,040
you get back topside and and 
I'll pay you real well for this.

528
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,400
I don't have anything on me 
right now, of course, but but I 

529
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,920
come from money. 
Let me tell you what. 

530
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,880
Where can we find you? 
Do you always pay your dose? 

531
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,480
I. 
I can meet you at the The Elf 

532
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,360
Song Elf Song Tavern if you'd 
like. 

533
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,360
Oh yeah, that sounds like a good
place to meet up after this. 

534
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,560
I can I give them one of my like
regular potions of healing? 

535
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,800
Oh, sure. 
OK, I want the third. 

536
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,720
You look really hot and you're 
bleeding really bad. 

537
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:30,640
Yeah, take this. 
Oh, thank you kindly. 

538
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,320
I promise I will repay you for 
this. 

539
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:36,200
Of course. 
And that he's going to bow to 

540
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,920
you and make his way out of the 
dungeon. 

541
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,240
I'm. 
Going to inspect this thing. 

542
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,200
What was the ability? 
Do you see that I helped 

543
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,160
someone? 
What's this in the crook of the 

544
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,400
wall here? 
One second got. 

545
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,840
To get back to you. 
OK, could you ping it for me 

546
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,000
again? 
The like right here. 

547
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:58,440
Yeah, what is that thing? 
So there, I'll read. 

548
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,600
I'll read you the thing because 
they said. 

549
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:11,480
Stand on. 
It there is to the OK, what is 

550
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:18,000
this hold on, hold on. 
So it has a free standing suit 

551
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,680
of plate armor, missing its 
helm. 

552
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,400
OK, the dead. 
Guy the dead guy has a had a 

553
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,480
helm on. 
Not bad the the fat the fat 

554
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,800
dominatrix, but the dead guy? 
Yeah. 

555
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:36,720
Can we put it on, take off the 
helm from the body and put it 

556
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,400
back here? 
Wonder if it would do anything. 

557
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,560
Somebody do it? 
I'll do it. 

558
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,800
I lost my voice in. 
You I ignores closest he should 

559
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,280
do it. 
Throw me the helmet. 

560
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,560
I slipped the helmet from the 
dead guy's head and then I 

561
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,480
walked it over. 
Pushing. 

562
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,720
G out of my way. 
OK. 

563
00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:03,120
And just set it back on. 
OK, you hear the when you 

564
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,560
unlocked, when you've correctly 
solved the puzzle. 

565
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,960
What puzzle? 
You've solved? 

566
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:12,920
No. 
So nothing happens. 

567
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,840
I'm bored. 
I'm gonna walk away. 

568
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,520
Let's just say it's a good thing
you didn't try to disturb the 

569
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,600
armor without putting the helm 
on 1st. 

570
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,240
Can I take the armor now I'm. 
Just going to kick it. 

571
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,000
All together. 
Can I? 

572
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,480
Yeah, sure can. 
I'll take it. 

573
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,640
Can you what? 
I want, I want to take the Mace 

574
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,760
from the the dominatrix lady, 
the fat one, OK? 

575
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:41,640
You you get a Mace. 
Guys, they got a Mace. 

576
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:47,320
Not pepper spray, Mace. 
OK, hold on. 

577
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:53,680
Let me look at this. 
So you can get a spear from the 

578
00:31:53,680 --> 00:32:00,520
guy which does a 1D8 if wielded 
in two hands, 1D6 if thrown or 

579
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:05,280
wielded in one hand. 
He is also wearing chainmail 

580
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:12,120
which has an AC of 16. 
The other one, the lady with the

581
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,520
Mace, has a shield and chainmail
as well. 

582
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:19,600
Chainmail 16 shield will add 2 
AC and the Mace does 1D6 

583
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,640
bludgeoning and also she also 
had a Longbow winner which is 

584
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,520
1D8 piercing. 
Wow. 

585
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,160
And has a range of 150 to 600 
feet. 

586
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,600
I'm sorry, what was that? 
Melvin, I'd like to get my 

587
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,000
dagger at least. 
Sure. 

588
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:38,760
Yeah, Go ahead and reclaim that.
And then for the, what was it 

589
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,360
plate mail? 
Is that what it said it was? 

590
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,760
It's a. 
Chainmail. 

591
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,800
Plate armor. 
Let me look that one up. 

592
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:50,200
It it just looks like a a China 
set of armor. 

593
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,200
No, this is so. 
This is heavy armor. 

594
00:32:54,800 --> 00:33:00,880
It is worth 1500 gold pieces and
has a 18 AC. 

595
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,520
You are required to have a 50 at
least a 15 in strength to where 

596
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,680
it weighs. 60. 
Can I carry it? 

597
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,200
Yeah, you can. 
Yeah, you can carry it. 

598
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,040
A 15 inch strength. 
Yeah, in order to wear it 

599
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,160
without like getting. 
But I can carry it. 

600
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,560
I can carry it so I can sell it 
later. 

601
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,240
Yeah, sure. 
Cool. 

602
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,120
Alex, what is the? 
What is the class that you went 

603
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,440
with and like Alec? 
Paladin. 

604
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,960
Paladin. 
OK, that's fine. 

605
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,400
We get to move. 
That's all they would house when

606
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:39,600
we were afraid I'd take. 
Are your stats are really low? 

607
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,520
Are your stats so low? 
Because his bank account is 

608
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,960
high. 
He may be a paladin, but he's a 

609
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,600
rich, sheltered paladin. 
Melvin, are you carrying a 

610
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,160
torch? 
Yeah, I am. 

611
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:57,680
So Melvin, you opened this door 
and ran in the air. 

612
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:03,560
Kind of smells like rotten eggs 
and as you start to walk in 

613
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,800
further the air around you 
ignites as you have walked into 

614
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:13,560
a room that has a flammable gas 
permeating the entire room. 

615
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:17,000
Could you make me a Dexterity 
saving throw please? 

616
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,400
Dive and dive. 
What door did he run? 

617
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,480
In unfortunately you did not 
pass that. 

618
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,239
You're going to take the full 
damage, which is going to be 

619
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,800
not. 
Going to have eye problems 

620
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:35,800
anymore. 
Yeah, I miss cocaine. 16 fire 

621
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:40,199
damage. 
Oh, oh, nice knowing you. 

622
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:45,040
Guys. 
The gas, The gas is now cleared.

623
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,600
Everything in the dungeon is 
alerted, though that's not to 

624
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,040
say that they necessarily know 
that it's any danger that 

625
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,520
they're in. 
And Melvin, you are unconscious.

626
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,320
Where is he? 
All. 

627
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:02,720
Well, you guys. 15 hip pulling. 
Guys heard the guys heard the 

628
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,720
explosion come from over here, 
yes. 

629
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,960
Oh geez. 
Towards the east. 

630
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,760
An explosion exploded. 
I I look around and I don't see 

631
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:11,840
Melvin. 
I started. 

632
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,600
Getting. 
Action Brother Billy, you you 

633
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,040
walk into the room and and you 
can you can smell the the 

634
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,480
burning in the air, the stinky 
the burn. 

635
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:22,640
You see see Melvin lying 
unconscious down in the water. 

636
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,280
I have to roll him over. 
I had a torch. 

637
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,320
So he's not he's not face down 
in the water anymore. 

638
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:32,000
I, I, I before, before Brother 
Billy walks in. 

639
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,280
I grab him by the shoulder so 
that he doesn't walk in and I 

640
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,680
say to him, but brother Billy, I
have dangerous sides. 

641
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,720
I can I can go in and get. 
The gas, the gases were clear. 

642
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,200
Now they'll. 
Do that in there. 

643
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,320
OK, it'll be. 
I don't, I don't know that. 

644
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,760
I'm just like wrangling. 
We roll Billy in. 

645
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,560
Roll over. 
She's not face down. 

646
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:51,360
Oh, no. 
Oh, no. 

647
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:53,280
Oh, no. 
Hold on. 

648
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,320
Right? 
Is he dead? 

649
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,680
We can help him up. 
Oh no. 

650
00:35:56,080 --> 00:36:02,480
The conscious Hold on, hold on, 
Holy Ghost, Holy Spirit, Holy 

651
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,400
Spirit, hold on, Holy Spirit, 
Amazing Grace, come down on me, 

652
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:10,280
come on me, Holy Spirit, come on
me right now and go into this 

653
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:15,800
man and heal him and I do. 
Sweet baby Jesus I do cure when 

654
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,120
I want to see sweet baby Jesus. 
Oh my goodness. 

655
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:24,600
Help him up to his feet, right? 
Do you roll him out of the room?

656
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,920
Do you roll your, your cure 
wounds for me? 

657
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,600
Now you're investigating the 
the, the door in front of you. 

658
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,160
You kind of opened it a little 
bit. 

659
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,800
All you see right now ahead of 
you is just a narrow stone 

660
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:46,640
hallway that curves to the left.
Stick my torch through in case 

661
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,000
there's gas for assembly. 
You you do not smell or detect 

662
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,760
any gas. 
Torch does not appear to be 

663
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,280
reacting. 
I see eight that is going to 

664
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,600
heal 8. 
Plus his spell casting. 

665
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:04,240
Melvin Plus your spell casting, 
so that's two more healing. 

666
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:08,680
So you're at 10 health now. 
That was not what I meant to do.

667
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,440
I think I added 10 on accident, 
10 total. 

668
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,320
And you are conscious again, 
Melvin? 

669
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:20,520
So. 
Igner, I was careful. 

670
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,320
Somebody farted in here real 
bad. 

671
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,280
Sorry. 
Where's his eyebrows? 

672
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:30,680
They're gone. 
Surprisingly, his eyelashes. 

673
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,200
Are backed. 
Igner you, you walk up a little 

674
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,160
bit up that hallway and you kind
of see around this corner, 

675
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,960
there's a split off into the 
hallway. 

676
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,480
There's a room and there's a 
partially collapsed. 

677
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,640
It's partially collapsed here at
the end. 

678
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,280
There's three wooden beams 
bracing it ceiling. 

679
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,840
Situated between the beams is a 
scorched wooden table with a 

680
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:55,200
human cadaver resting atop it. 
A frighteningly thin woman in a 

681
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,800
black robe is studying the 
corpse, her face largely hidden 

682
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:02,960
under a cowl. 
Under her feet, a creep. 

683
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,520
Sorry. 
Under her feet creep a swarm of 

684
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:10,320
skeletal rats. 
I am going to give you the 

685
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:14,520
benefit here of the doubt and 
say that they do not notice you 

686
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,280
just yet, so I will give you 
time to back up at this time. 

687
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,360
Hey, what doesn't know autism 
rats? 

688
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,800
The rats or the lady? 
That's like hovering over this 

689
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:28,760
cadaver I. 
Would like to save this room for

690
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,360
when I have more of my party 
with me so OK. 

691
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,360
I'm here with. 
I'm here with you. 

692
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,720
With you. 
That's nice, but I've got baby 

693
00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,800
stats. 
I want to thank your child. 

694
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,600
I am going to ask that you, I am
going to ask that you roll 

695
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,360
stealth as you back out, which 
you do have proficiency on 

696
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:51,640
luckily, so hopefully. 
I'm going to trip over something

697
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:55,360
and and burn myself on my torch 
and squeal like a girl. 

698
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,880
Did you? 
Could you roll me stealth? 

699
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,080
It should be one of those stats,
or one of. 

700
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,360
Those things. 
In the block, it's toward the 

701
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,160
bottom. 
One of the baby stats. 

702
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,120
In your in your skills. 
It's in your skills for the 

703
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:14,520
bottom. 
OK Oh come on, my thing is not 

704
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,640
cooperating with. 
Me, I can click the text for you

705
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:18,480
if you'd. 
Like, I got it. 

706
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,760
I got it. 
No, I got it. 

707
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,040
My, my. 
Yeah, my. 

708
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:27,800
You rolled in that one. 
Oh no, we're dead. 

709
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:32,600
The the woman kind of like her 
head just kind of rotates like 

710
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:36,160
180°, like perfectly backwards 
stares at. 

711
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:41,440
You I put up, I put up my hands 
and a gesture of I'm not here to

712
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,240
disturb you, I just. 
Got lost. 

713
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,440
Too late for the middle. 
Sherry her body her body turns 

714
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:51,040
around as if catching up with 
her head's motion, and she 

715
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,640
slowly makes her way over to you
for the. 

716
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:57,120
Doorway. 
That's the woman. 

717
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,720
Yes. 
That's the that looks like the 

718
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,880
one of those Gooby guys. 
Yeah, yeah. 

719
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:05,200
Yeah, the woman didn't do it. 
No, this is a corpse. 

720
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,240
Oh, my bad. 
Yeah. 

721
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:07,840
Yeah. 
OK. 

722
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,280
Wait. 
She's a woman. 

723
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,200
I would like to roll to seduce 
her. 

724
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,120
It's my only chance. 
I'm not out fighting her alone. 

725
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,600
I'm not out fighting her alone. 
There's no way. 

726
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:18,280
No. 
I'd. 

727
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,240
I'd. 
Pull ignore. 

728
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:21,960
Back through the door. 
I have an idea. 

729
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,800
It doesn't matter. 
She knows I'm here. 

730
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,720
That's. 
OK, she knows I'm here. 

731
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,200
All right, all. 
Right. 

732
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:33,840
So you go ahead and and yeah, go
ahead, go ahead, pull them, pull

733
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,880
them back. 
Just. 

734
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,480
Gonna break the ball back to the
door. 

735
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,320
You close the door, you can't 
lock the door. 

736
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,760
There's no lock. 
But Dang it. 

737
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,520
At least you don't have a key to
lock it. 

738
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,880
I'll just stand in front of it 
so they they can't. 

739
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:52,080
Get in the wall now. 
Do not hear you're in the other 

740
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:57,040
room with Billy and and Celery. 
I am over here. 

741
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,920
We should use our movement to 
get away from the door and warn 

742
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,840
the rest of the party. 
Yeah, sure, that sounds like a 

743
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,720
good idea. 
Or half the movement, I don't 

744
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:07,800
know. 
I can use two movement 

745
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,080
unhindered and then the rest of 
it. 

746
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,320
There's no turn order, right? 
There's no turn order right now.

747
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,080
You guys can just go. 
Oh, OK. 

748
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,400
She chasing it. 
We don't know yet. 

749
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,080
Hey, guys, wait. 
You're ready. 

750
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,040
Just. 
Please. 

751
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,080
Moji. 
Finds. 

752
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,600
She knows you guys are here now 
though, so the fight is going to

753
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:28,560
be different now it's she's 
going to be a lot more prepared.

754
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,720
Yes. 
Moji finds the rest of the 

755
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:34,600
party, opens the door and sees 
everybody huddled around Melvin 

756
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:38,040
and his eyebrows are gone. 
I just have, I just have make 

757
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,720
Melvin like cradled in my arms 
and I've just tried to sing to 

758
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:42,080
him with like a lullaby. 
Or something. 

759
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,920
Thanks. 
Little buddy, It's kind of. 

760
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,040
Nice. 
Really. 

761
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,280
That's the monsters over there. 
You guys want to go? 

762
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,480
Kill ice cream. 
Snap them over. 

763
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,400
There's a necromancer. 
We're screwed. 

764
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,800
We're so screwed. 
I got one. 

765
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,840
OK, so I'm. 
Screwed. 

766
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,880
We just need to tell them I've 
got baby. 

767
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,000
Stands. 
We'll tell them about Jesus, 

768
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:05,480
baby Jesus. 
There's two monsters. 

769
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,680
They're going to be they're. 
Going to be coming to us 

770
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:12,840
probably we could prepare. 
Again, Belvie. 

771
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,560
Belvie should probably. 
Heal a lot of people. 

772
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,880
Yeah, it's a half naked Sinner. 
Lady, wait, wait a minute. 

773
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:24,920
I will also say that, yeah, 
brother Billy and Moji should 

774
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:28,920
each have a regular health 
potion because I gave it to them

775
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,200
the last time that we played. 
Yeah. 

776
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,160
I did mark it, yeah. 
Just in case you guys need it. 

777
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,800
Thanks. 
You're welcome. 

778
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:42,440
Now I we, now that we're all 
healed up, we should, we should 

779
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:46,160
go kill them. 
It sounds so good speaking my 

780
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,760
language. 
We out here. 

781
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:55,320
Here. 
Guys, we're out here. 

782
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,480
I hear if they're moving around 
perception. 

783
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:02,320
Sure, probably be more like 
investigation, but. 

784
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,840
Yeah. 
Fitting strange. 

785
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:09,080
It's gone eerily. 
It's gone eerily quiet. 

786
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:10,960
I think they're waiting for us 
then. 

787
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,480
Can I look through the doors, 
people? 

788
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:20,040
You most certainly can try. 
Okay, it's around the corner, 

789
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:26,080
but is that an investigation or?
Probably, probably person. 

790
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:30,920
Either or, I'll take whatever. 
I'll do because that what's 

791
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,040
higher. 
I'll put it this way, if you can

792
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:37,400
reasonably explain why you're 
using the skill check that you 

793
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,040
are, I'll accept it. 
OK, so I want to look through 

794
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:45,520
the people of the door and so. 
That it's a dungeon door. 

795
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:49,320
There's no people. 
Yeah, there's, it's just you 

796
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:50,920
look through the people, it's a 
bit black. 

797
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,960
There's really nothing. 
Really. 

798
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:57,160
Because I I want to see where 
the position outside the door. 

799
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,080
Yeah, you sprays them with ink 
from an. 

800
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,640
Loose heading, my eyes too big 
to look through. 

801
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,640
Raven. 
What? 

802
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,840
I got an idea. 
What's your idea? 

803
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,320
So let's say we open the door 
and they're right there. 

804
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:15,720
OK, I mean, I guess whatever the
case, I can cast fog cloud and 

805
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:17,480
obscure us. 
They won't know what they're 

806
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,960
hitting. 
Yeah, but we would also not know

807
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:24,360
what we're hitting. 
Give us a cushion or if we open 

808
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,520
the door and they're not there I
can cast the fog cloud on them. 

809
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,920
And does anyone have any AOE? 
Spells, Melvin and brother 

810
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,320
Billy. 
Are you guys planning on joining

811
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,000
them? 
Well, yeah, that was the plan. 

812
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,320
I don't even know where they 
went. 

813
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,480
They just took off the water 
here. 

814
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:39,080
Talk about a naked woman. 
There you go, brother. 

815
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,480
Billy, just come on down. 
Yeah, I'll catch you guys up. 

816
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,520
There you go. 
Sign out center. 

817
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:52,400
Anyone have any AOE spells I can
cast a fog cloud on the group of

818
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,160
monsters? 
No, I just get pissed. 

819
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,080
But then we won't. 
Then we won't know what we're 

820
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,520
hitting either. 
Well, somebody could fart it and

821
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:04,040
I could use the prestiditation 
to ignite it like I did earlier.

822
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,760
It's kind of an experiment. 
I didn't know it was going to be

823
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,760
so bad. 
I shouldn't hate that Taco Bell.

824
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:12,560
I don't. 
Think that was those. 

825
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,000
Dumplings coming back to bite 
you. 

826
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,440
Yeah, probably. 
It had Taco meat in it. 

827
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:23,720
Somebody's thirsty, so. 
I look, I turned back the emoji 

828
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:27,040
and I'm like, OK, emoji. 
I'm I will be preparing my death

829
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,960
right now. 
If I do die, make sure I have a 

830
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:34,640
plate of dumplings in my honor 
and I open the door. 

831
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,880
There's nothing in front of you,
nothing lies before you. 

832
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,720
No, Oh my gosh, she raised the 
Dick. 

833
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:46,120
That was a little bit 
anticamatic. 

834
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,320
What? 
No. 

835
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:56,960
Oh no. 
I would like to make a role for 

836
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,440
perception. 
Billy, burn the corpses that we 

837
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,960
killed. 
You can roll perception. 

838
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,880
What do you? 
Learn our I want to. 

839
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,120
I want to see if she's like 
invisible or something. 

840
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:11,880
See if she's invisible. 
I'm gonna, I'm gonna like, 

841
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,760
sniff. 
I'm gonna like, sniff the air 

842
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,400
just. 
Like. 

843
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:17,040
She's not invisible. 
All right, we're gonna roll it. 

844
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:20,760
Sure, why not? 
Dang it, Walking up in the other

845
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:28,920
way around, I don't know. 
I can't smell them, you know? 

846
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,240
You're pretty confident that 
there's there's nothing in the 

847
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:33,200
area. 
I'm, I'm pretty confident 

848
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,080
there's nothing there, so I'm 
gonna run in what they actually 

849
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:41,640
close the door, run in. 
There's, there's still nothing. 

850
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,000
You don't. 
Yeah, nothing seems to be 

851
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,000
happening. 
Actually. 

852
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,200
You're quite underwhelmed. 
Guys, Dutton's not right. 

853
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,680
Yeah, it's not. 
Right at all. 

854
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,200
Ignore emoji. 
I think you guys are liars. 

855
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:56,120
There's no one actually here. 
You're just trying to ignore. 

856
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,680
Tell them. 
I'm going home. 

857
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,840
We saw it. 
I'm going. 

858
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:00,920
Home. 
That's an adventure. 

859
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,760
We're good. 
I'm out. 

860
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:07,720
Have a good one guys. 
I think he said there was there,

861
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,320
there was some skeletal rats 
around her. 

862
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,080
Are there any of those little 
guys in here? 

863
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:13,200
Yeah. 
No, there. 

864
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,600
There's nothing there. 
Yeah, ignore. 

865
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,560
And Modi, were they to the to 
the right or to the left? 

866
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,200
The left. 
Oh. 

867
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:23,640
They were to the right. 
Or this, this way, the West? 

868
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:29,760
I looking up. 
I I slowly walk in Sterritage. 

869
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:35,040
There's nothing in the room. 
No corpse, no rats, no 

870
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,440
necromancer. 
Melvin broke the bill. 

871
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,120
I think they're just trying to 
scare us. 

872
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:44,480
You guys are liars. 
I would like for Melvin and 

873
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:48,000
Draven to make an investigation 
check. 

874
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:58,680
I have a -, 1, 18. 
Draven, you are not surprised, 

875
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,680
however, the rest of you are, 
which means your first turn of 

876
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,520
combat will be skipped. 
Go ahead and roll me initiative.

877
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,440
What? 
We weren't lying. 

878
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,040
Jeez. 
Uh oh. 

879
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,800
I'm going to die. 
I'm dead. 

880
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,400
We're freaking out, man. 
Just settle down, man. 

881
00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:23,880
Just settle down, man. 
We die, we die. 

882
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,440
I'm going to do with people of 
Jesus. 

883
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,640
What are you going to do? 
You know we're going to love to 

884
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,040
stay. 
Nice this time of year. 

885
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:32,600
Yeah, Brother Billy, you are 
surprised. 

886
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:37,240
Let's get the first turn here. 
The swarm of skeletal rats are 

887
00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:43,280
going to begin to swarm from 
cracks and crevices in the 

888
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,840
rubble. 
They're going to. 

889
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:48,480
They're going to come towards 
you, Draven, The one up here in 

890
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,080
front. 
Emoji make sure they have to 

891
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,760
play the dumplings at my honor. 
OK, they're going to. 

892
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:58,640
They're going to begin biting, 
swarming and biting at you. 

893
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:01,200
I'm not. 
Going to come down here with 

894
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,240
them. 
I'm just going to set them at 

895
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,960
the foot of the dungeon. 
Does a 13 I'll. 

896
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:08,520
Probably just say them actually.
Does A13 beat your AC? 

897
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:14,000
No. 
All right, you are surprised, 

898
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,520
Draven. 
You are not surprised. 

899
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,760
Go ahead. 
OK. 

900
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:22,040
I'm not surprised. 
I thought surprised I do it, but

901
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,840
here. 
I knew it was going to happen. 

902
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,440
Cleve, brother Cleve. 
I just had. 

903
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:31,600
I just had to see if they would 
try to attack me, knowing that I

904
00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:33,200
am surprised when I'm actually 
not. 

905
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,440
I don't have anything. 
Glee. 

906
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,640
Do I want to use? 
My cleans right now. 

907
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:50,720
Yeah, I guess I'll do it. 
I'll do it like in like this 

908
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:54,560
direction ahead, both this one 
the the storm of rats and. 

909
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,480
The. 
Weird looking lady. 

910
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,680
Go ahead, roll your or I guess 
it's a deck save on their end so

911
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,720
if you just roll your damage. 
I rolled a net 20 for it too. 

912
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:08,040
I'll I'll give you the crit 
goods if they fail it. 

913
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:16,920
Dick for egg damage. 
OK, the necromancer lady is 

914
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:25,320
going to pass, but the rats are 
not you with your first attack. 

915
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:29,160
Let's sit here. 
You take out about 1/3 of the 

916
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,880
rats. 
Oh wow. 

917
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:45,000
Token gets smaller. 
Let's see, for a bonus action, I

918
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,000
don't have anything that I can 
really do. 

919
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,640
OK. 
And I unless you allow me to 

920
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,000
push the rats away, but I don't 
think that's. 

921
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,680
It's a swarm of rats there. 
Yeah, I. 

922
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,640
Was going to say that I don't 
think that's in conceit. 

923
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,920
Yeah, OK, Probably kick one 
across the room. 

924
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:03,800
Can I do that? 
That would be, yeah. 

925
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,640
Can I just? 
Kick a skeletal rat. 

926
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,160
Yeah, do do an athletics. 
I'll take it down like one hit 

927
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:11,080
point. 
I love it, yeah. 

928
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:14,480
Yeah, yeah, you kick a rat 
across the room and a body 

929
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:22,880
shatters against the wall emoji.
You're surprised the zombie is 

930
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:29,560
going to come up to you, Draven,
and it is going to use slam on 

931
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:37,880
you Doesn't 11 hit, it does not.
It does not beat your AC, so it 

932
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:42,720
is not my damage. 
Melvin is prized and being 

933
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:44,360
necromancer, it's going to go 
next. 

934
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:49,320
Here you can. 
Yeah, so about that. 

935
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,520
Oh, did they won that 20? 
I need to read a few of these 

936
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:58,760
special conditions real quick. 
OK, cool. 

937
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,240
Well, it's a fifth level 
spellcaster. 

938
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:04,200
Ah, OK. 
Cool what it's. 

939
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,320
Really cool. 
Interesting. 

940
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,960
That's not cool. 
We're level 2. 

941
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:17,120
So it's going to use Excuse 
Chill Touch on you, and it rolls

942
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:21,600
a 24 to hit. 
So that does hit you will take 

943
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:28,320
16 necrotic damage, and you 
cannot you cannot regain the hit

944
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:33,720
points until the start of the 
Necromancer's next turn. 

945
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:34,880
Dang. 
It. 

946
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:45,160
His hand starts to shrivel. 
Let's see, he didn't. 

947
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,840
Want to believe? 
Cheat that. 

948
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:49,440
Look at it. 
Yeah, jokes on you. 

949
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,760
I'm surprised, but I'm not 
surprised. 

950
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:55,160
Guys, that was like actually 90%
of my health right there. 

951
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:56,200
Oh. 
No. 

952
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,800
Mother Billy, it is your turn. 
It'll save you. 

953
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,640
But it can't regain health. 
You can walk through your allies

954
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:05,920
by the way. 
I'll go allow that like. 

955
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,200
Back about pass. 
Pass around them. 

956
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:15,040
Like attack brother Billy. 
I mean, nobody's five feet wide,

957
00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:17,920
you know? 
Oh yeah, Except for maybe 

958
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,240
Bethana, but you know, we're 
not. 

959
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,840
No Draven has a 5 foot like 
shoulder span. 

960
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,120
No. 
Good thing You're like, not in 

961
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,840
the doorway. 
Yeah, that's a zombie. 

962
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:36,040
That's a zombie that would have 
gone away by. 

963
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,920
She's keeping these alive. 
Killed the necromancer. 

964
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,400
Power God is allowed me to walk 
through you folks. 

965
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaking Japanese. 
Like naked baby Angel just comes

966
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,640
down and touches the tip of his 
sword. 

967
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:55,200
We're going to die. 
What? 

968
00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:58,840
What is this though? 
All righty that is is. 

969
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:04,960
My weapon so blessed the Lord. 
Yeah, yeah, maybe. 

970
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,760
I'll bless. 
I'll bless my weapon. 

971
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:11,920
Maybe maybe has maybe has Jesus 
for help on maybe has Jesus for 

972
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,600
help on that one. 
No one's listening. 

973
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:20,200
I kind of feel bad. 
Jesus. 

974
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:22,360
Oh, you have an? 
Inspiration. 

975
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,400
I'll whack it. 
Really good whack is pee pee 

976
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,120
you? 
Can re roll that, yeah. 

977
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,080
Terrible. 
Wow. 

978
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:29,600
OK, All right. 
I guess I'm just blessed with 

979
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,600
the bad rules tonight. 
No. 

980
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,040
No. 
Just re roll it. 

981
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:39,960
Please hold. 
On time for this. 

982
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,360
All right. 
Well, yeah. 

983
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:49,120
You guys talk about Ed's near? 
Hey, you hit, you hit. 

984
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:51,960
That's enough to hit. 
OK, thank you. 

985
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,040
All right. 
Roll your damage and then your 

986
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,800
one D4 radius ball. 
I forgot. 

987
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,200
About that, yeah, you kindly. 
Roll there Lord Jesus, hold on 

988
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,560
just right. 
Here, right here before guys 

989
00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:05,440
here. 
Maybe Jesus on the major. 

990
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:09,680
So we're going to try to kill 
the zombie and the rats, but 

991
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:13,280
we're not going to kill the 
necromancer who would Then a 

992
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:16,240
power would be gone, so the 
zombies in the rat would be 

993
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:19,960
gone. 
It's my best. 

994
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:21,760
Adventure. 
But that's nice. 

995
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:26,520
That's like nice and pretty. 
But that's not quite how that 

996
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,080
one works. 
What What? 

997
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,960
That's not how that one works. 
Crazy the necromancer's powers 

998
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,760
will keeping what's keeping them
animated. 

999
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,520
Why wouldn't it work? 
They they were, they've already 

1000
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,960
used the spell. 
So it's the the spell's already 

1001
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,120
been used like it's animated. 
So that's how the spell works. 

1002
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,720
It's, it's, it's up, it's up 
until you kill it again. 

1003
00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:51,920
Basically this is how it works. 
It's my first adventure, I don't

1004
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,760
know how to work. 
That's how it works in Boulders 

1005
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,320
Gate. 
That's all right. 

1006
00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:00,280
OK, so that would be skeletal. 
Rats are up next. 

1007
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:05,600
They are. 
There's a fourteen hit Draven. 

1008
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:11,480
My farmer class is 14. 
I'm gonna rule in favor of the 

1009
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,680
player and say that it does not.
I'm alive. 

1010
00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:17,720
Ignore. 
It'd be your turn. 

1011
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:26,280
All right, so the biggest threat
is still the Necromancer. 

1012
00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:29,240
Most definitely, yeah. 
I will. 

1013
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,440
How many spell slots do I get? 
Just one, one per battle. 

1014
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,160
Like. 
So it's until it's until your 

1015
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:39,400
long rest, because like when you
expend it, you have the long 

1016
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:43,200
rest to regain them current. 
I just said. 

1017
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,080
No, no, I I don't. 
I think you have more than that,

1018
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:49,040
but let me look. 
But I think you start when you 

1019
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:50,200
start. 
You have especially because 

1020
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,840
you're level 2, you get more per
level. 

1021
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,120
Yeah. 
You have two spells. 

1022
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:58,040
You have two level one spell 
slots and you've used one. 

1023
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,200
So I have one left. 
Yeah, one left. 

1024
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:05,120
OK. 
I'm going to use. 

1025
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,160
Are you attacking the 
necromancer? 

1026
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,840
Yes. 
OK, I'm going to move you up. 

1027
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:14,520
It's only a couple tiles so that
you can get into attack range. 

1028
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,760
All right, I'm going to use 
Divine Smite on the. 

1029
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,880
OK, go ahead and do your weapon 
attack roll, all right? 

1030
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:25,440
Peter and. 
I'm going to be nice too with 

1031
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,560
your smites. 
I'll let you use smite as a 

1032
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:31,440
reaction if you hit your attack.
So by the way, if you don't hit 

1033
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,560
your attack. 
I can save it because I 

1034
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:36,760
obviously I just hit myself in 
the face with my own ray gear 

1035
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,480
essentially. 
No, no, you just you just 

1036
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:41,240
missed. 
It's just a crit fail. 

1037
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:47,560
That's all You just missed. 
So you still have your bonus 

1038
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:51,000
actions. 
So you can actually don't really

1039
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,640
know if there's really much else
you can do. 

1040
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,680
Would you like to move on 
Graven? 

1041
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,640
Yeah, you can. 
You can offhand with your torch 

1042
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:01,040
if you want an offhand attack. 
Yeah, sure. 

1043
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:02,800
Might as well. 
Yeah. 

1044
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,200
Just as much as I can. 
One die. 

1045
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:04,840
Twenty. 
Yeah. 

1046
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:06,720
Yeah, yeah. 
It could, but. 

1047
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,520
This really is like the Three 
Stooges, like trying to fight 

1048
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:15,000
that 2 is not not quite gonna 
hit you. 

1049
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,800
Roll A1 and then a two. 
Can I get a three graven? 

1050
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,520
It's your turn. 
OK. 

1051
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:25,360
Could you just kill me real 
quick but in a way so she can't 

1052
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,280
reanimate my corpse? 
That'd be cool. 

1053
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:34,200
I am going to attempt to get rid
of the the wats in front of me 

1054
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,640
just so that there's one less 
thing attacking me. 

1055
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:43,360
OK, and I'll go swing my hell 
beer down on them, but bam, 18. 

1056
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:48,200
OK, roll your damage. 13. 
There are two rats left all. 

1057
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,000
Can I? 
Can I use my bonus action to 

1058
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,720
kick another? 
Rat, I'll let you use your bonus

1059
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:58,040
action to stomp the last two 
rats into the ground. 

1060
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,240
OK, I'll do that. 
OK, they are bone dust. 

1061
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:03,320
No, they're they're dumb. 
You're you're good. 

1062
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:04,600
It's just a rat. 
Please. 

1063
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,120
It's a Bony rat. 
It's a Bony rat. 

1064
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,360
OK, emoji is your turn. 
So it is. 

1065
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,760
What kind of enemy type is the 
Necromancer? 

1066
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,520
The Fiend. 
It's. 

1067
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:20,880
Human. 
Yep, medium, medium Cubanoid. 

1068
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:27,120
And the zombie. 
Would be medium undead. 

1069
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:32,240
Worth a shot. 
Am I able to hit the necromancer

1070
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,280
from here? 
Do you have line of sight? 

1071
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:36,560
Do I? 
Like from your tokens 

1072
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,360
perspective, can you see it? 
It looks like it. 

1073
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,680
Sure, as long as you can see. 
As long. 

1074
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:42,920
As long as. 
I mean, as long as you can see 

1075
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:44,000
it on your screen, I'll allow 
it. 

1076
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:48,600
Yeah. 
All right, yeah, I guess I'll 

1077
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:49,920
save my spell slot. 
Yeah. 

1078
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:52,000
Don't forget you still have 
Hunter's mark as well. 

1079
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,840
I need to mark that on you. 
I don't know how that got 

1080
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,120
unmarked. 
Yeah. 

1081
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:58,160
Oh, I thought I used it. 
No, it's it's, it's a 

1082
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:00,280
concentration. 
So you always have it up unless 

1083
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,320
your concentration's broken. 
OK. 

1084
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,080
Yeah, and you're able since you 
killed the last enemy you're. 

1085
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:07,640
Able to recast it again? 
Yeah, once. 

1086
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:10,880
Once the enemy's killed, yeah. 
Yeah, well, I'll use my bonus 

1087
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,240
action to move it on. 
Her OK. 

1088
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,960
And fire, hopefully all righty. 
Yeah, go ahead and roll your 

1089
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,760
attack. 
This should be a little easier 

1090
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:19,880
to hit. 
Yep, that'll hit. 

1091
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,520
OK. 
OK, four and then roll your rear

1092
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:25,160
deep roll. 
Roll one day four for your 

1093
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:28,240
Hunter's Mark as well, I think. 
I think you can click Hunter's 

1094
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:31,840
Mark on your sheet and roll it, 
but that works too. 

1095
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,320
All right, sweet. 
So you land an arrow into her. 

1096
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:40,760
She lets out a little bit of a 
squeal as it hits her and she 

1097
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,960
looks at she she she like snaps 
her head up and looks at you and

1098
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:47,200
you see like black tears coming 
out of her eye sockets like. 

1099
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:52,000
Muji, Muji, you made her cry. 
Cry, baby, cry. 

1100
01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:58,520
OK, the zombie is going to look 
over at brother Billy and it 

1101
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:01,000
doesn't like your divine energy 
that you are giving off. 

1102
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,360
It is going to try and slam into
you. 

1103
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:07,200
It doesn't 8 feet your doesn't 8
beat your AC? 

1104
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:10,480
It is slamming its fist onto 
your armor, but no available to 

1105
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:15,240
actually doing any damage. 
Melvin, Melvin, it's your turn. 

1106
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:20,640
All right, you can get another 
inspiration for that. 

1107
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:26,280
Mr. Master, you needed. 
I think you muted, yeah. 

1108
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,560
My apologies. 
So if I can't very fired, does 

1109
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:33,240
that just affect our enemies for
everybody in the 20 foot radius?

1110
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:34,960
Yeah, OK. 
Yeah, that'll yeah, just the 

1111
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:36,840
enemies there. 
All right, so I'm going to cast 

1112
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:38,840
Ferry Fire. 
That's the power of the Lord. 

1113
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,760
I'm going to Christ. 
I put the hour of God on. 

1114
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:44,560
Today in a purple glow. 
All right, attacks. 

1115
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:47,120
Shows a dirty. 
On them while they have ferry 

1116
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:50,480
fire applied to them. 
Go ahead and mark that is that 

1117
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:53,640
Could you could you hit the 
spell so that it pops in the 

1118
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,240
chat and give me see if that's I
don't know if that's an action 

1119
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,120
or a bonus action. 
Oh, I got you. 

1120
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,720
Are you sure it's an action? 
If I remember correctly. 

1121
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:04,400
I think you're right. 
You need a bonus Thatcher. 

1122
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,160
It is an action, so you have a 
bonus action. 

1123
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:11,240
Right. 
I think it is Balder's gate does

1124
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,760
change a few things too. 
Tedder so it might be. 

1125
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:15,040
That's why I always double 
check. 

1126
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:20,040
But this is all anyways so. 
I've had a weapon before that it

1127
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,400
does ferry fire if you miss. 
I think it was. 

1128
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:29,240
So that's not true. 
OK, so I'm going to I'm going to

1129
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:31,320
light the zombie on fire. 
I'm going to I'm going to hit it

1130
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:32,400
with the porch. 
OK. 

1131
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,880
Yeah, this will just roll 1 by 
20 for that one. 

1132
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,280
Yep, Yeah, there's no, there 
shouldn't be any really 

1133
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:38,960
proficiency attached to the 
torch. 

1134
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:42,400
No, yeah, not quite. 
Hey, there's the three. 

1135
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:44,720
You have advantage, you have 
advantage. 

1136
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:45,920
You have, you have. 
Oh, that's. 

1137
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:47,440
Right, that's right, that's 
right. 

1138
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:50,960
I forgot what I already did. 
There you go. 

1139
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,480
Yeah, roll on one D41, it'll be 
one D4. 

1140
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:54,720
Fire damage. 
Nice. 

1141
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,800
And this on the zombie. 
Yeah. 

1142
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,000
Righty. 
Yeah, you got that one. 

1143
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:00,200
All right. 
Thank. 

1144
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:03,840
You very much. 
When just the Master of Souls is

1145
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:05,440
next. 
Wait, wait. 

1146
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,080
Wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, 
wait, wait, wait. 

1147
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:10,800
Wait, wait, wait, wait. 
Wait, wait, what? 

1148
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,640
Blenis the Master of Souls? 
Yeah. 

1149
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:14,560
Oh. 
That's. 

1150
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:17,960
All right, maybe Jesus beats 
that any day. 

1151
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:21,720
Yeah, Flenis. 
Flenis is going to do a multi 

1152
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:24,520
attack on you, Melvin. 
Oh. 

1153
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,560
Dang it, you're trying to kill 
me tonight, aren't you? 

1154
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:32,000
Did I do something to upset you?
Do you need me to swing sweetly 

1155
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,320
to you? 
No. 

1156
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,600
Not yet. 
I just want to see how you're 

1157
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:36,880
going to react as a fourteen 
hit. 

1158
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:42,640
Well my AC is a 14. 
All right, now I rule in favor 

1159
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:43,480
of players. 
That's fine. 

1160
01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:47,360
And the seven's also 7's also 
going to miss then so swung 

1161
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:51,040
twice, both missed. 
That is going to put. 

1162
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:54,920
Nanananano there you. 
Go. 

1163
01:03:54,920 --> 01:04:01,200
There's your inspiration, 
brother Billy in Territory. 

1164
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:09,520
Stick ahead and Doo Doo brother 
Billy. 

1165
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,600
Brother Billy. 
Brother Billy. 

1166
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,960
We need you brother Billy. 
Dear Lord Jesus, please get 

1167
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:16,440
brother. 
Billy Wherefore art thou, 

1168
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,640
brother Billy? 
Well. 

1169
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:22,520
I guess it's time for an ad 
break. 

1170
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,000
Come on down to Ethel's 
whorehouse. 

1171
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,600
Yeah, come on down to Auntie 
Ethel Horde whorehouse. 

1172
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:36,080
Mention the main menu podcast 
and you get a buy one get one 

1173
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:39,520
hand job. 
Hey there he is back to our 

1174
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:42,560
regular scheduled program. 
Oh, we end it early, OK. 

1175
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,240
You know you have an 
inspiration. 

1176
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:53,480
To Dang it. 
Wait, wait, wait. 

1177
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:55,400
He's. 
Oh wait. 

1178
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:59,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
You have advantage, but it'll 

1179
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:02,480
tell you 6 twice. 
You saw him an inspiration, so 

1180
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,200
you can reroll with advantage if
you'd like. 

1181
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:10,880
The. 
Armor 

1182
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:24,360
of the Lord doesn't appreciate 
Jesus there. 

1183
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:30,280
You. 
Go. 

1184
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:34,560
Prayer, Billy taught me. 
It's all about prayer. 

1185
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:39,560
It's just ridiculous. 
And then you should still have 

1186
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:42,920
one D4 radiant attack. 
Yeah, yeah. 

1187
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:45,680
Which does double because it's 
radiant damage. 

1188
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,280
That's too. 
That's enough to kill it. 

1189
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,440
How would you like to? 
Would you like to describe? 

1190
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,360
Describe your smiting. 
By Zombie. 

1191
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:54,640
All right, Finally. 
Right. 

1192
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:59,280
Oh, well, that's why you still 
have the the blessing. 

1193
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,880
Yeah. 
Exploding in a radiant light, 

1194
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:06,960
the corpse is gonna be cut in 
twine and fall ground a empty 

1195
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:08,840
husk as it should have. 
Always. 

1196
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:13,000
So I I dust off the dust off the
holy armor. 

1197
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,440
Because you would like to go 
ahead and make your turn. 

1198
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:27,680
And see if I hit and if I do I 
say get a you add divine spike 

1199
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:29,200
to it. 
Alright. 

1200
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:33,160
Roll the advantage. 
Yeah, it is an advantage roll on

1201
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,200
this attack. 
What does that mean? 

1202
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:38,000
Just roll it twice and take the 
highest. 

1203
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:41,160
Oh yeah, baby. 
There you go, it looks like it 

1204
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:43,000
rolled it with advantage. 
It'll take either way. 

1205
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:47,000
It's a 20 so roll your damage 
and then we can apply your smite

1206
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,800
to it as well. 
It'll be 8 and then roll your 

1207
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:53,640
smite damage for me. 
That's the yeah. 

1208
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:55,080
Yeah, it should sound there. 
Yep. 

1209
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:57,320
Awesome. 
All right. 19 total damage. 

1210
01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:58,760
That's big damage. 
Very nice. 

1211
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:04,000
All right, yeah. 
You Pierce into into the her 

1212
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:09,120
side with your rapier and kind 
of a big boom sound. 

1213
01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:12,720
Big booming Thunder sound 
happens as it pierces the flesh 

1214
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:18,120
and light flashes from within, 
kind of burning her insides a 

1215
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:20,800
bit. 
She looks at you and screams in 

1216
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:25,600
your face. 
Black blood kind of spewing from

1217
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,480
her mouth and sort of sort of 
dripping on your clothes and 

1218
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:29,400
your face a bit. 
It's a little. 

1219
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:32,880
Gross. 
She's kind of a drama queen, 

1220
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:36,560
isn't she? 
Draven, it'll be your turn. 

1221
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:43,480
So I saw Igna do like to try you
know with the divine smite. 

1222
01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:47,760
I want to try to re repeat the 
action with my howl beard, see 

1223
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:49,960
if I can get my own divine smite
to come out. 

1224
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:53,160
You cannot do that, but you most
certainly can't make an attack. 

1225
01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:55,200
I can't. 
I know I can't. 

1226
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:58,440
But I'm trying my best. 
I'm trying my best. 

1227
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:01,160
Maybe if you just pretend you're
in a Disney movie and you want 

1228
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,640
it real bad. 
I'll be 23 though, so yeah. 

1229
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:07,480
Yeah, baby, that'll. 
It's 7 slashing. 

1230
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:08,400
Nice. 
OK. 

1231
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:13,640
And then for my bonus action I 
want to throw my greater healing

1232
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:18,960
potion at the floor that so that
it gets me of Melvin and Ignar 

1233
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:22,600
and like the radius of it. 
Wow, isn't Valter's Gate 

1234
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:26,040
hilarious how it just, like, 
makes up its own rules? 

1235
01:08:26,399 --> 01:08:34,240
Yeah, fine, I'll just because, 
just because I can appreciate 

1236
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:37,359
that it's a good game, so I'll 
follow through to its mechanics.

1237
01:08:37,359 --> 01:08:40,040
Go ahead and roll the healing. 
OK. 

1238
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:43,359
You, you amazing want to say 
that? 

1239
01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:45,240
My screen froze. 
Hold on. 

1240
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:47,120
Uh oh. 
Oh. 

1241
01:08:47,319 --> 01:08:48,520
OK, there we go. 
We got it. 

1242
01:08:50,760 --> 01:08:54,920
I forget what the. 
Healing for it is 44 + 4. 3. 

1243
01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:58,279
OK, all three of you heal 18. 
Oh wow. 

1244
01:09:00,359 --> 01:09:04,520
Boy. 
So that'll put you up to 22. 

1245
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:06,040
Ignore. 
Put you at full health. 

1246
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:08,120
Oh, you're all. 
You're all almost full. 

1247
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:11,560
I'm full. 
That was worth 100 gold. 

1248
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:15,960
Definitely emoji over your turn.
You know what I'm doing? 

1249
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:18,800
All right, Yeah, that's a. 
Roll for it. 

1250
01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:25,200
That is a 20 and an 11. 
Roll your Hunter's mark as well.

1251
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:27,840
Yeah, see if you get the killer 
or not. 

1252
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:31,200
You're not opening it. 
You do not get the kill so close

1253
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:36,439
it's. 
Good doing it, Dang it. 

1254
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:39,399
Nothing. 
Finish this. 

1255
01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:45,479
Your arrow sticks into the side 
of her neck is not not a not a 

1256
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:49,640
fatal wound, unfortunately. 
You look so pretty, Melvin Kind.

1257
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:51,840
Of hot. 
Why don't you give her a kiss 

1258
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:54,880
and help her go back to Burns? 
Yeah. 

1259
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:57,120
It's taste of anus. 
She's. 

1260
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:04,800
Not she's just a necromancer. 
She's not. 

1261
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:08,960
She's just a person. 
She's still a person, man. 

1262
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:11,400
John. 
Oh, I didn't roll with advantage

1263
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:13,360
to bang it. 
I mean, that's still going to 

1264
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:18,240
hit either way. 
Well, yeah, but well, they 24 it

1265
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:22,280
was better, but otherwise it's 
open for NAB 20. 

1266
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,280
Yeah. 
All right. 

1267
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:25,960
The roll than 8. 
That'll do it. 

1268
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:27,720
Would you like to describe your 
kill? 

1269
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:31,240
Yeah, I'd like to say, you know,
I I realized you probably had a 

1270
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:34,320
fortune life that made you 
choose this lifestyle, but we 

1271
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:36,800
had to put it into it's nothing 
personal, just want you to 

1272
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,200
understand. 
Or me. 

1273
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:41,120
It was personal. 
They hide a baby Jesus for me. 

1274
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:44,440
Yeah, they touched me in a weird
spot and it hurt me a lot. 

1275
01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:47,000
Yeah. 
My head. 

1276
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:48,760
My head looked weird. 
As cold. 

1277
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:51,560
As ice. 
Whoa, whoa. 

1278
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:53,560
He or she could. 
All right. 

1279
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,920
And with that, combat is going 
to end. 

1280
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:06,880
So you find a silvered skull 
flail, which is a + 2 flail. 

1281
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:11,640
I you know what, just because I 
think it'd be really cool for 

1282
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:14,280
you guys to have this Mace, I 
will say that I'll let I'll 

1283
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:17,600
allow that to stay that 40 + 46 
necrotic damage. 

1284
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:21,120
It feels only since I saw her 
first and attracted her battle, 

1285
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:24,440
I would like to claim that Mace.
You guys can fight over it, I 

1286
01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:26,320
don't care. 
It's already in my pocket. 

1287
01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:33,240
I saw her first because like my.
Reach of my. 

1288
01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:35,680
Fondled. 
I fondled her body first before 

1289
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:39,200
just as it fell. 
Convince me so you do actually 

1290
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:44,800
find a dusty spell book. 
It contains burning hands, 

1291
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:52,240
Detect magic, ray of sickness, 
shield, darkness, misty step, 

1292
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:56,480
fortune ray mates. 
Yeah, yeah, but that would have 

1293
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:58,640
hurt her too. 
There you go, these are all the 

1294
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:01,400
spells. 
I would like to roll to seduce 

1295
01:12:01,760 --> 01:12:04,400
Moji into giving me the the 
flail. 

1296
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:09,880
What can you give? 
What do I need to? 

1297
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,320
That's actually up to me. 
Some of the best. 

1298
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,400
I think Moji would have. 
Some of the best some of the 

1299
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,560
best penis you've. 
Ever had to do the sexy dance? 

1300
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:20,400
Moji would have to probably roll
against being charmed, which 

1301
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:24,320
would be your your DC. 
Live resistance against being 

1302
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:26,840
charmed. 
Yeah, so it'd be like ADC 12 

1303
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:30,440
probably. 
I have to roll A12IN charisma. 

1304
01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:34,520
I Fay ancestry. 
It'd be waned against charms. 

1305
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,480
It'd be wisdom if you're getting
if you're resisting, Charmed, I 

1306
01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:41,960
believe. 
I'll give it to him, but give me

1307
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:42,880
something in return. 
Oh. 

1308
01:12:43,440 --> 01:12:44,800
You're all the naked. 
Take the book. 

1309
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:50,840
Just for the flail. 
How about you owe me a favor and

1310
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:53,560
I'll claim it at my will? 
No. 

1311
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:56,120
Oh no. 
Do it to Mace. 

1312
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:59,280
Do it, it'll be funny. 
I attack ignore with the Mace, 

1313
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:05,760
yeah. 
Wow, I cast every spell in this 

1314
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:10,280
book at you. 
Talk about overkill. 

1315
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:17,520
No who? 
Who has the spell book? 

1316
01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:20,800
I think I picked it up. 
I've I searched the room. 

1317
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:23,400
I'm willing to divvy it out like
obviously. 

1318
01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:26,160
Oh, so you? 
I'll take your deal, Ignar. 

1319
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:28,000
So you're you're the first one 
who's opened it. 

1320
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:30,200
I technically picked it up and 
blew it out. 

1321
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:31,760
Blew it off but I didn't open 
it. 

1322
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:33,560
OK. 
I will open. 

1323
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:35,440
It open. 
It wait a second, one second, 

1324
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:39,120
Ignar, will you take this spell 
book for the flail? 

1325
01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,800
What? 
Will you take this spell book? 

1326
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:46,440
That I yeah, sure. 
Anyway, my bad, sure. 

1327
01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:48,080
Yeah, I don't care. 
Whatever. 

1328
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:50,200
Hold on. 
You will wait a second. 

1329
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:52,640
Hold on. 
OK, then I open it. 

1330
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,200
Take the flare. 
OK, go ahead and do a 

1331
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:56,560
Constitution statement there for
me. 

1332
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:59,320
What? 
Constitution. 

1333
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:04,600
Yeah, so as you open up the 
book, a wisp of black smoke 

1334
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:07,360
rises from its pages and 
coalesces into a skull that 

1335
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:10,200
crackles madly for a few seconds
before dissipating. 

1336
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:11,560
I. 
Would like you to make. 

1337
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:14,600
Your oh you've failed the 
constitution saving throat. 

1338
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:17,280
You are now cursed for 20 for 24
hours. 

1339
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:23,440
What did the curse end to you? 
You have vulnerability, which 

1340
01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:27,120
means you take double damage 
from necrotic damage for the 

1341
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:29,760
next 24 hours. 
Dang it. 

1342
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:33,160
You're welcome. 
I saved you from this curse. 

1343
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:36,160
Here's the thing. 
And with that. 

1344
01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:37,640
I guess we'll call. 
It. 

1345
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,880
We can divvy out. 
We can divvy out spells, 

1346
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:43,920
however. 
Then yeah, yes, bowling gags, 

1347
01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:45,760
bowling gags, just. 
Taste. 

1348
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:51,680
Just taste of anus taste. 
Yes. 

1349
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,760
All righty. 
Well, thanks everybody. 

1350
01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:58,880
Listen, hope you enjoyed it as 
much as we enjoyed playing it. 

1351
01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:03,080
And we're going to divvy up some
spells and and then we'll see 

1352
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:07,920
you on the next episode. 
Ball and gags distaste. 

1353
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:11,920
All righty. 
Well, thanks everybody and we'll

1354
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:12,720
see you on the next one.
