1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,840 The Main Menu podcast presents D&D under the table. 2 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,160 And then Mr. Master said something about Wagyu steak. 3 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:16,880 Wagyu. Wagyu Wagyu. 4 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,960 I don't know how to properly pronounce it. 5 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,320 Yeah, yeah, I'm looking forward to that. 6 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,440 Danny's doing burgers. I want to do burgers. 7 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:26,080 I don't know how I'm going to contribute you. 8 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,240 Don't have to just enjoy it, just enjoy it. 9 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,360 You don't have to make anything. I want to make. 10 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:35,560 Some make some cookies from a box mix while we're there, have 11 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:39,000 a cute little apron but with no pants so it's open back. 12 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,920 So then like he'll turn to go to the oven and they're just like 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,560 bear cheeking it. Bear cheek. 14 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,440 No, I got to have a thong on. Yeah. 15 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,120 Oh, yeah. Keep it tasteful. 16 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:49,720 Thank you for wanting the kid, Dan. 17 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,280 These kids walk by like all that that's there. 18 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,120 That's normal. Is he bringing his kids then? 19 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,040 So it's looking that way. OK. 20 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,480 He said he had a conversation with him and they didn't didn't 21 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,080 sound like they wanted him to leave, which is understandable. 22 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,600 Yeah, but that's five weeks away. 23 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,080 Maybe something will change. I don't know. 24 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:08,720 But I told him it was fine either way. 25 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,320 What are you eating? What's What is that? 26 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,840 Peanut butter brownie. Peanut butter brownie. 27 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,120 Oh yeah, baby. Yeah. 28 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:20,800 So for the grill out yesterday, we had pineapple and pineapple 29 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:22,560 brats and then jalapeno cheddar brats. 30 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,440 We had steak. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 31 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,200 wait. Back up, you say? 32 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,640 Pineapple brats. Like, like there's like brats 33 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,560 with pineapple in it. It's really good. 34 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,120 Why? Why? 35 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,640 Sweet and savory, Sweet and savory, Sweet and savory. 36 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:40,120 You know you need to grow up someday. 37 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,480 Sweet and savory, Sweet and savory you. 38 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,560 I think you need to grow up with your sweet and savory. 39 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:48,520 Such a child. He thinks how they're intended. 40 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,400 How come you always got to mix the sweet and the savory? 41 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,400 How about sweet and salty? How about sweet and sour? 42 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,240 I like that one. Salty and spicy. 43 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,600 I don't know. You done? 44 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:04,320 Never be done, Never be done. So we had steak and then pork 45 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,120 chops. Pineapple brats? 46 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:10,520 That sounds interesting. And then we had butter fried 47 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:13,600 Peppers and onion we had. I'm cheese. 48 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:13,800 Yeah. I'm. 49 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:18,120 I'm just having a hard time getting past that. 50 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,160 Pineapple brats. It's like, are there cubes of 51 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:26,360 pineapple inside the brat? No, I'm at like the only way I 52 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:29,040 could say it, it's like like they took like pineapple 53 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,800 shavings and then infused it with the meat. 54 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:33,800 I I don't know how else to put it. 55 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,200 They blend. With the meat, Is that what 56 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,840 you're saying? Yeah, they blend it with the 57 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,600 meat. It's not like they have like a 58 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:40,880 whole pineapple. They. 59 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,960 Gotta look it up it. It literally just looks like a 60 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,200 brat. I don't know how you're so hung 61 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,280 up on this. Whoa, Google pineapple brat. 62 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,680 Trust me. That's exactly what I was doing 63 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,480 right now. It is. 64 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,000 It is an attractive Instagram user, I don't think. 65 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,760 Yeah, we have her over. So that's what you were eating? 66 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,080 Wow. They're they're all of her. 67 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,800 The whole image search. Oh, wait, no, here's one 68 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,080 pineapple teriyaki. OK. 69 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,680 Oh yeah, Teriyaki is just like pineapple. 70 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,640 So it's kind of teriyaki ish I guess. 71 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,960 Kind of. It's something that's in 72 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:27,480 teriyaki, anyway. Let's see, we had oh geez, you 73 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:31,840 just, you just lagged out, dude. You are frozen. 74 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:38,360 You are lost in a time of space connecting to another parallel 75 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:40,800 universe of me sitting here. Oh, not. 76 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,680 How do you know you did it? Pineapple, Jalapeno pineapple. 77 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,920 It's not what we had. Sounds good though. 78 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:51,160 Anyway, so we had those Broads. We had steak, pork chops, we had 79 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:54,040 Broads. We had, you know, I'm just going 80 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,160 to meet you so I can finish. No. 81 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,760 I muted you on my end so we can still pick you up. 82 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:05,280 OK, she's attractive though. We had he didn't pork. 83 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:09,160 I'm just going to start over because I can't get AI, can't 84 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,120 get AI, can't get a train of thought going now. 85 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:16,399 Rat wing, Ross steak, pork chops. 86 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:20,360 We had cheesy potatoes. We had green onion potato salad. 87 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,760 We had spring salad. We had I. 88 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:26,400 Don't like potato salad? Cheesy mashed potatoes we had 89 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:31,480 steamed butter, fried vegetables that were mainly peppered 90 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:37,080 Peppers and onions, chips, alcohol, a whole smorgasbord. 91 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:41,840 And then my roommate's aunt brought over those peanut butter 92 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:45,120 brownies for us, 'cause we asked her to make it for them for us. 93 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,600 Brownies. And then she also added on top 94 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,480 of that, 'cause she loves baking, she gave us a whole 95 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:55,800 thing of Scotch ruse as well. Hey, Danny. 96 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,640 Hey, Danny. How you doing buddy? 97 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,280 Cheddar had pineapple brats. OK? 98 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:01,560 And I was like what's a pineapple brat? 99 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:05,040 So that I so I googled it. So Google pineapple brat right 100 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,000 now. Trust me. 101 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,200 I think I'm good. Trust me. 102 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,920 OK, I made some at my dad's. He's not going to do it. 50th 103 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,320 birthday party. They're really good. 104 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:16,360 Is he doing it? I thought. 105 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,520 So yes, I'll do it. I'll I'll Google Pineapple I. 106 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,280 Said trust me. I said trust me. 107 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:24,800 Joey went on a on a fucking 2 minute. 108 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,560 Whoa, whoa, I didn't realize we're using that kind of 109 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,560 language, buddy. My bad, my bad. 110 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:35,600 My Joey we were. Joey went on a 2 minute tantrum 111 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,120 about sweet and savory because he's a child. 112 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,520 I love sweet and savory. Exactly. 113 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,800 Is that how I spell brat? BRAT, yeah. 114 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,640 Is brat but just pronounced differently? 115 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,080 It's somebody on Instagram. Yeah. 116 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:54,040 That's why I said trust me, she's a looks like a weight 117 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:58,040 lifter. Well she's AI would say a muscle 118 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,960 mommy. Yeah, so we so we had her over. 119 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:01,520 We. All. 120 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,200 We all had a piece. We. 121 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,520 All had a piece. We all had a piece. 122 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,360 Really weird though. One of the guys instantly went 123 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:14,000 to her feet, so I don't know if I should associate with that guy 124 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,040 anymore. Yeah, that guy's a weirdo. 125 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:21,320 Definitely ostracize that man. That's terrible. 126 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,200 I would never do that. Look at. 127 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:29,240 We look at Joey's screen and it just zoomed in on her feet. 128 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:33,280 Let me screen share this character sheet. 129 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,000 Oh wait, what? Happened. 130 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:39,960 Oh, no, no. No, no go. 131 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,080 Outside. It's tail light for me. 132 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:47,960 Save yourself. No, little German boy, don't go 133 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:51,600 into the weed cave. So Joe and I were talking 134 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,280 yesterday about like some things that we should do while on the 135 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,320 guys trip. Oh yeah, I'm. 136 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:57,760 Not sure if you. Could tell them about the 137 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,200 bondage store. So yeah, we're hitting up the 138 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:03,880 bondage store, but it's. Called choke me daddy. 139 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,280 Just don't don't tell Alex yet, OK? 140 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:12,080 It's a surprise. I, I, I don't know by that line 141 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:15,960 of or if that statement means that he's really against it or 142 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,160 he's really into it. Oh, we're going. 143 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:22,040 To find out, we'll find out. That's how we plan to find out. 144 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,120 That's just our little. Experiment. 145 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:33,560 Yeah, we're experimenting. But no, I found look, we can do 146 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,760 some tubing. I don't know how into that you 147 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,040 would be. Oh yeah. 148 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,120 I would be. Just tubing down the river, but 149 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,240 I figured that'd be fun. And then like the towns that's 150 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:47,840 close by, it's there's a lot of like like antique stuff and like 151 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:51,680 frontier stuff. So that might be kind of cool to 152 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,800 check out. A ton of trails. 153 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:56,200 I didn't realize this when I was telling Joe this yesterday when 154 00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:01,320 I recommended Turkey Run. But they're like number four or 155 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,920 five or something like that. They're the top ten of like the 156 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:07,200 best state parks to visit in the country. 157 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,120 Oh, really? There's a lot of really cool 158 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,480 stuff there. Awesome. 159 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:15,040 I would say prepare to bring like stuff you're OK getting wet 160 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,720 in because like a lot of the trails and stuff like go through 161 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,400 riverbeds. Oh, really? 162 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,800 Yeah. OK, I might have to buy a a new 163 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,560 pair of shoes. Just for the get wet. 164 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:28,120 I was just water shoes or something that you're OK hiking 165 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,360 in and getting wet. It's going to get wet. 166 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:33,320 OK, then we, I, I thought so I've always wanted to do this 167 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:36,720 with you guys, but I thought like, if we come up with like a 168 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,440 list of movies that we would think would be like really cool 169 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,480 to watch together. And then if we could like it, it 170 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,240 could be a, a video thing. Like we'd stream it or we could 171 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:48,400 also record it and just be like, hey, if you want to have a live 172 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:51,840 commentary of us watching this movie with you, then go ahead 173 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,440 and hit play up where this movie starting now and then we'll 174 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:57,320 watch it and record ourselves through the hour and a half of 175 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:01,720 it just riffing on it. Yeah, that'd be fun. 176 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,120 So the the movies that we've kind of settled on are like 177 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:08,160 haunted house one and two. We've talked about some of the 178 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,000 scary movies. Have you seen those? 179 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:13,000 I've seen scary movies you. Haven't seen haunted house. 180 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,000 I don't think so, no. OK, that's a true. 181 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,880 We gotta watch it. Yeah. 182 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:22,280 Excuse me On my hot mouth. So it's like Scary Movie, but it 183 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:24,080 makes fun of Paranormal Activity. 184 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,880 Yeah, OK. The second one gets even more 185 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,240 off the rails, but they're really funny. 186 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:32,880 Is that a scary? Movie, why don't you come kiss 187 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,560 me on my hot mouth? I'm feeling romantical. 188 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,160 It's from that, that's from that. 189 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,920 Movie. So that is OK, yeah. 190 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:47,760 Yes. Shut up, Ray Ray, man, I don't 191 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:49,480 care. I'll fight any kind of ghost. 192 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:54,440 Where we at Keisha? Man, those are good. 193 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,480 It's been so long since I've seen those. 194 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,920 So, Saint Louis. Oh, sorry, no. 195 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,760 Go ahead, buddy. I was going to change the topic 196 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,880 to be visiting Saint Louis. Yes. 197 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,200 So Saint Louis was fun. Drive down wasn't terrible. 198 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,640 It wasn't bad until I got into city limits. 199 00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:16,440 Yeah. Yeah, and apparently so I hit 200 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:20,600 city limits like within like 5 1/2 hours of my drive. 201 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,520 And then I still have like a whole nother hour to get where 202 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,280 me and Alex were going to meet up. 203 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:32,040 And I drove through that that city for an hour to. 204 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,280 And then I finally got to where I wanted to go and I was like, 205 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:38,520 Dang, this place is huge. Like it went from a like A2 lane 206 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:42,080 highway to A5 or A10 lane Interstate. 207 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:43,160 Yeah, I know. It's massive. 208 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:47,600 Geez. I've made that drive to his his 209 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,880 by him. It's it's a long. 210 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,960 Drive. I've never been over there. 211 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,960 I've never been down there. It it's the, the scenery is kind 212 00:10:55,960 --> 00:11:00,480 of beautiful the you drive past like what looks like they carved 213 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:04,040 through like hills to like make roads and then you can steal 214 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,840 like all the different layers of like the rocks and stuff like 215 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,800 that. It's like that in Tennessee. 216 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,280 I like that drive in Tennessee, yeah. 217 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,920 Yeah, that's cool. So met up with Alex. 218 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,000 We had Bosnian food that was pretty good. 219 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,600 They still don't have to. I even know what that is. 220 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:24,920 Since I took a bit of air. Yeah, imagine Greek food, but 221 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:27,080 with more seasoning. Sounds slimming? 222 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:32,560 It's African food, so. No, the it's Bosnia is in Greece 223 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,600 or by Greece. It's in the Baltics. 224 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,120 Shoot, never mind. I was racist. 225 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,440 Same thing. It's. 226 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:42,520 Over there. So we chatted, he gave me like 227 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:46,880 ideas for like DZ and D and what I can do in Chasm with his 228 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,320 character. And I was like, that sounds 229 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,600 pretty funny. Really. 230 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:53,760 And then Day 2, I went to that Yu-gi-oh tournament. 231 00:11:54,080 --> 00:12:00,040 Yeah, I, so me and my, me and one of my other buddies, there 232 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:04,560 was eight of us in total, four of them already left beforehand 233 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:08,800 to like go register early and get like their forms all filled 234 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,720 out and all that because they didn't pre register. 235 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:15,640 Well, neither did like only one other two people registered, pre 236 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,200 registered. And so me and another guy went 237 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,120 there because I was ready to go and he was ready to go and the 238 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,960 other guys weren't ready yet. So we just left because there 239 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:27,120 was 3 cards so I drove us there. Did you rent a car? 240 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,960 No, I drove my own. So got, we got, we got to the, 241 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:36,920 the, the little gaming shop. There was a ton of people in 242 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,480 there. There was like I think there was 243 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:42,120 in total and one point there was 350 people in one room. 244 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:46,840 Jeez, that's a big. And it no, it it wasn't that. 245 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,640 Not up to the fire standard. Right. 246 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:54,400 No, like Max capacity for the, the whole store in general was 247 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:57,080 like 215 or something like that. What? 248 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,560 So when we got there, let me finish. 249 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:05,040 When we got there, we started registering and there was a long 250 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,560 ass line. We it took us like 30 minutes to 251 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,040 go from the end of the line to where we had to register because 252 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,320 there was just that many people like wanting to register. 253 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:17,960 We get there and me and my buddy were put on a waiting list and 254 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,840 we were actually like they actually put a waiting list like 255 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:25,360 like like 5 people ahead of us. So we were like six and seven 256 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,800 respectfully respectively, very respectful. 257 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:33,000 And the, the other three guys that were behind us and I got 258 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:38,240 there later were in line for 20 minutes after me. 259 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:42,880 The other guy registered and two of us actually didn't even get 260 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:46,600 to play. And they slimmed down that 350 261 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,160 people wanting to register to 205. 262 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:53,320 So basically like I want to say like me and they got me and my 263 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:56,480 buddy got on there because we were pretty low on the waiting 264 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,800 list. So they called us up to 265 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,080 register. So we got into the tournament 266 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,280 and then they called like literally like three or four 267 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,400 more people after us. And then that was it. 268 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,640 So my best friend Angel and another person that we went 269 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,800 with, Zach, didn't even get to play at all in the. 270 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,800 Regional, so they didn't like continue it the next day. 271 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:19,440 No, they're it was only that day. 272 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:23,560 Oh geez, that sucks. 5 All that way for nothing. 273 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,600 Right. Did Alex watch you? 274 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:32,760 No, no. So we go through, we go through 275 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:37,720 our Swiss rounds and about round 3 we had lunch break and they 276 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:41,000 had like a food truck there and my goodness did that food trucks 277 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,880 profits probably explode. Oh yeah. 278 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,120 Because everybody wants it. It was like a Philadelphia food. 279 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,680 So they. Philly cheese steak. 280 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,160 Yeah, they had Philly cheese steaks, they had Philly fries, 281 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,520 they had like Philly burgers and stuff like that. 282 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,600 It was really good. Yeah, I think I feel a cheese 283 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:01,800 steak and a drink and fries $40. What it was, it was actually 284 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:06,120 like, like it, it sounds high, but it was like $1415 for a 285 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,000 burger and fries. Yeah, that's like five guys of a 286 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:15,800 normal day. Yeah, we get so the whole, so 287 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,880 the whole regional goes on. I'm playing. 288 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,480 I won my first two games, lost my next two games and then won 289 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,760 my next two games and there's 8 rounds in total. 290 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:28,040 So I had two rounds left and by this point everybody else in our 291 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,880 friend group dropped out because they went X3. 292 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:35,120 Which means like if you get, if you lose 3 times, you're pretty 293 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,280 much not guaranteed. You're pretty much not going to 294 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:40,920 get into like topping and get your invite to nationals. 295 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:46,920 I was still in running and then I lost my next game but there. 296 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:51,400 But the way that the standings were, even though I was 4 three, 297 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:56,000 I was and you need a top 32 to get top. 32. 298 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,400 Top 32 to get your invite to nationals. 299 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:04,720 I was still at 2820, eighth place out of 205 and I was like, 300 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,360 oh OK, cool. I'm going to continue with my 301 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:10,000 last round. And by when I was doing my last 302 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,520 round, I was losing. I lost the first game and 303 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,280 because it's best two out of three won the next game. 304 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:21,160 So it was down to the last game and I saw all my friends like 305 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,520 out front, like out front of the shop. 306 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,040 I saw them like past the windows. 307 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,840 They're all chatting. And you know, I do my last game, 308 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,680 I lose. It's fine. 309 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,760 I get it. I get I stand up. 310 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,760 I didn't look at the last standings. 311 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,480 I didn't stay that long because I was like, oh, they're probably 312 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,360 waiting for me. I get outside. 313 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,640 Everyone left me behind. Oh man. 314 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,280 They were just there a second ago. 315 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,720 Yeah, they were there like 10 minutes ago. 316 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:48,080 I I finished my game. I lose, shake the guy's hand. 317 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:51,760 Yeah, and you know, whatever. Dang it, they probably thought 318 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,680 you were going to keep going. Well, that was the last round. 319 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,960 Oh. And they like just left and I 320 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:02,480 was like, jeez, you guys are so lucky I brought a car otherwise 321 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,800 I would be pissed. Yeah, Yeah. 322 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,560 You guys go back to the hotel from there? 323 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,000 Yeah. And then we had and then like 324 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,760 literally for only like 30 minutes and then we got a 325 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,079 reservation at like this like BBQ place. 326 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,839 Yeah, really good. The first time I've actually 327 00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:21,359 enjoyed Mac and cheese so much I wanted to order make get like a 328 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:22,760 separate order and just take it home. 329 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,440 Oh. It was really good. 330 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,640 Danny, make this man some good Mac and cheese on the trip, 331 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,240 please. I'd love to. 332 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,120 I, I I look forward to it. Have to. 333 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,600 And then? Legally required. 334 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:39,440 We get back to the hotel next day at about like 945. 335 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,040 Me and one of the guys leave together cuz he said that he 336 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,040 wanted to leave with me and I was like OK. 337 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:47,760 And it puts like another like hour and a half drive on my part 338 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,800 cuz we bit. We literally pass where I live, 339 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,120 go 40 minutes down the Interstate, drop him off, then I 340 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,400 have to drive all the way back and backtrack. 341 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,840 Yeah. Basically on the way, yeah. 342 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,160 Yeah. On the way. 343 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,600 That sucks. Yeah, but no, it was fun. 344 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:10,080 Got to walk around, accidentally bumped into an old guy and he's 345 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,360 like dickhead and then just like kept walking. 346 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,920 I'm like, Dang, this must be city life. 347 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:19,000 It is. Because in Iowa you would like 348 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,480 that would be picking a fight. Oh, that, that is a. 349 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:23,360 Fight. Oh yeah, no, you say in the 350 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:28,600 Midwest you say OOP, OOP, sorry OOP, sorry OOP, sorry OOP. 351 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,240 Let me. Buy you. 352 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,080 Let me buy you a carton of eggs. I'm sorry. 353 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:36,440 OOP. Let me get you a cup of ranch. 354 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,400 Instantly, yeah. And if it's in Canada, you bump 355 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,960 into someone and they apologize to you, yeah. 356 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,320 Yeah. It shouldn't have been in your 357 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,320 way. What? 358 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:48,040 Sorry, here's like, here's a bottle of Maple syrup. 359 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,000 Have a good one. I just tapped the tree this 360 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,160 morning. Here you go. 361 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,000 Here, here it is. Tickets for the next hockey 362 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,680 game. Would you like me to shovel your 363 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,720 driveway? Yeah. 364 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,520 I'll go. I'll go Travel your driveway. 365 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,520 No. Problem at all? 366 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,480 No. Problem. 367 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,760 My snow blower just broke down, but I'll shovel it by hand. 368 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,000 It's only half an acre. To make up for what I've done, 369 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,360 please, I'm sorry. I'm on my way to work but. 370 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:25,640 I'm sorry. Sorry my kids in the hospital, 371 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,280 but I'll stop and shovel your driveway. 372 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,640 It's in the hospital. Yeah, that's Canada. 373 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,840 I know really fun experience and cool. 374 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:40,240 They they want me to go to Omaha next and that's like on the 12th 375 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,160 and I'm like Omaha. That's. 376 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,120 Closer to you, isn't it? It is. 377 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,960 It is only like a three hour drive. 378 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,440 No. Brace, you're on May 5th. 379 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:50,680 You will be. Yeah. 380 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,880 I'll be in Omaha May 5th. What's in Omaha? 381 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,760 Monday Night Raw. Nice. 382 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,080 Yeah, we'll be on Netflix, me and the kiddos. 383 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,160 Oh heck yeah, you're gonna bring a sign. 384 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,160 Oh yeah, we're gonna make a sign and everything. 385 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:05,600 Make sure it says main menu podcast on it last. 386 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,200 Yeah, it should just be. A big, big logo. 387 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,160 Yeah, just a big. One for us, Debbie. 388 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:15,480 We are sitting, we are sitting camera side so that we will be 389 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,200 on camera. Heck yeah. 390 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:20,720 Well, one of the wrestlers like his entrance comes out like from 391 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,680 the crowd. And so we're we're sitting in 392 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,520 that area. Oh yeah. 393 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,640 So we'll, we'll probably be on camera at 1:00. 394 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,840 Point and throw something at him. 395 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,440 No, he's a good guy. We like him. 396 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,080 You could still throw something at him. 397 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,560 I'll I'll put a new. Podcast sticker on him. 398 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:40,480 Popping on this folder. If he's carrying the the belt, 399 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,040 I'll just pop it on the belt real quick. 400 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:47,680 Yeah, somewhere I'll get, they'll get us some popular. 401 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,360 I've got it too. Yeah, what is it? 402 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:59,840 Main Menu Podcast Brother Day. Just a news line of like crazed 403 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:03,560 man sticks. Put sticker on a WWE champion 404 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:08,600 belt and then and then it. Did that come down to the stage 405 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,720 right? And then they give you an 406 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,800 interview and they ask what the sticker was and it's like the 407 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,760 main menu podcast. You do the whole plug there. 408 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,800 Then we all get arrested for war crimes. 409 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,040 Yeah. Then they listen for police 410 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:23,880 evidence, we all get locked up and then we all go to the same 411 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,320 penitentiary. Yeah. 412 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:29,920 Play Z&D with paper clips and. And I'll have five guys carrying 413 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:36,800 my pockets around. Oh, OK. 414 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,920 OK, you're that guy. Goes that way, yeah. 415 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:45,840 That's fine, I guess. Yeah, that's, that's fine. 416 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:51,800 Protection somehow. You can have my butt. 417 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,880 Come here, Derek. Here it is. 418 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,800 I got I got one right there for you. 419 00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:09,040 OK, thanks. I bite it, kiss me on my hot 420 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,840 lips. I'm feeling romantic. 421 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,160 We are like recording tonight, aren't we? 422 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,320 I hope so. I've been looking forward to 423 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,240 this episode for two weeks now. Me too, as have I. 424 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,920 I went through the entirety of Dead Rain 3 again this week. 425 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,800 I just did ascent. Ascension. 426 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,160 Yeah. Nice. 427 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,840 I haven't heard that one in a while. 428 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,560 That's the one where you were high. 429 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,240 I was high the first episode, yeah. 430 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,720 I want to go back and listen to Mallrats again. 431 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,760 That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one too. 432 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,600 That's a good one. We might as well just start the 433 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,560 topic since Danny's here to help. 434 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,200 To talk, I'm super curious about this topic that you brought up. 435 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,000 I'm getting. You guys, all you guys were all 436 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,960 discussing I'm. Getting my concealed carry 437 00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,160 license and I was asking them about like guns. 438 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,920 Yeah. I got the gun too, you know. 439 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,240 So this is I. Didn't know that. 440 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,600 I have a few of them. Morgan's Sr. 441 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,320 Was it Sr. or not? EC 9. 442 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:15,360 So this is it's it's real, real dainty. 443 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,960 It's a nine mil. It carries 7 rounds. 444 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,840 You really don't. Honestly it people freak out. 445 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:26,240 Is it 7 + 1 or is it just? Well, 7 + 1, yeah. 446 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:32,360 OK, so people freak out over like, magazine capacity and like 447 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,880 all that kind of stuff, right? Honestly, you you shoot a guy 448 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,680 twice in the chest and once in the head. 449 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,160 Doesn't matter how many you're carrying. 450 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,080 OK, Right. Yeah. 451 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:43,520 I mean, you can carry 5, doesn't matter. 452 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,560 You just walk right up to him and plug him right in the head. 453 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,840 So like. Aceo. 454 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,840 It it is a little too small for my hand. 455 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,600 I will say that. Yeah, but I got bigger hands. 456 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:01,720 But like, yeah, it's not I wouldn't feel comfortable 457 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,640 pulling this on a guy and and dependent my life on it. 458 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,240 So, but it is, it's a, it's a good Carter gun. 459 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,920 If you if you get too many rounds in the mag then it's 460 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,680 probably a stagger stack. So that means it means the whole 461 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,080 gun is probably going to be wider and therefore probably 462 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,320 less comfortable. You want the bullets stacked 463 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:25,360 right on top of each other. So this is a single stack, and 464 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:33,600 then this is the double. So this is, oh, hold on, hold 465 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:48,880 on, Echo. This is terrible. 466 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,360 That's terrible. Your mic is. 467 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,360 Sorry. Is it fixed? 468 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:59,000 OK, it's. Yeah, it's fixed. 469 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,800 I didn't. I didn't press the button. 470 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,880 My apologies in a hurry. Yeah, that's all right. 471 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,240 I'm not good. No, you're fine. 472 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,920 You're good to me. You're fine. 473 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,640 Oh, give me, give me a hug. You are all. 474 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,680 Right, I need one. I need one. 475 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,680 I'd give. It's been a day and 1/2. 476 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,840 Really. Yeah, but it's only really been 477 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,120 one day. No. 478 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,480 Dang it. No. 479 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,480 What happened? Oh well, I so OK real fast 480 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:29,080 because I, I interrupted you guys so I was going to put in 481 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,880 it's going to put in the bathroom faucet, right, the old 482 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,080 one leaking like crazy. And so I've got a nice 1A 483 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,640 waterfall, real pretty. And when you come over, you have 484 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,120 to look at it. You know, it's just it's it's 485 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,000 gorgeous. Yes, you'll be able to drink out 486 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:46,360 of it's tall. So I, you know, you, you normal 487 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,520 fighting when you try to do anything home improvement wise, 488 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:53,720 you know, and I got, got all done and I needed to pee. 489 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,680 I needed a new P trap. The, the old one. 490 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,440 That was where it went into the wall head. 491 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,480 It eroded away enough that it, it just needed to be replaced. 492 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,240 And so I was like, all right, whatever. 493 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:07,160 And so Tim needed to go to work and I was like, OK, I'll take, 494 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,840 I'll take him. I'll go take care of the dogs 495 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,080 and I take care of, and then I'll go, I'll drop him off, go 496 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,720 to Menards, go back to the house, zip, zip, zip. 497 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,720 Done. You know, taking like another 498 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:21,400 5-10 minutes, hopefully. So go take care of the dogs, 499 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,800 keep Diesel from eating. Tim, even though he knew him, he 500 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,320 was on his turf. Yeah, that was fun. 501 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,040 So then drop, drop him off. I let him drive. 502 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,440 It was really exasperating. I told him to be careful. 503 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,280 The brakes, the brakes been acting weird. 504 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,320 Just yesterday. I had to, I had to put in more 505 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,320 brake fluid. So I was, I was afraid I had a 506 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,720 leak. So 'cause you know, it, it 507 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,080 shouldn't, I shouldn't have lost any. 508 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,560 And while he was driving it, the brake light came on again. 509 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,160 So I was like, Yep, well, crap. I've definitely got to leave. 510 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,840 So I got out when we finally got to his work and I looked and I 511 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,560 saw it was dripping from the caliper. 512 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,360 I just replaced like, I don't know, 2-3, four months ago. 513 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,400 Go back to the house. I have no brakes. 514 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,200 You know, I'm, I'm stopping on prayers and thinking Fred 515 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,040 Frontstone in it, you know, and, and doing the things that I know 516 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,840 how to do as a professional driver. 517 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,120 Did you at least have spongy brakes? 518 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,360 Barely, barely, barely, barely, barely. 519 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,560 Like it was, I could tell I was emptied out and I was leaking 520 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:21,880 bad. Yeah. 521 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,720 So I then, you know, I'm by myself, you know, 'cause Mom's 522 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:29,080 mama's away at work, Tim's at work, like, you know, And so I 523 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,920 was like, well, Dang it. So I set my phone up for to take 524 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,320 a video while I go and pump the brakes and I find out where it's 525 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,440 leaking from. It's a pressure pressure washer, 526 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:43,080 pressure relief or something. I'm not even sure why it failed 527 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,880 all of a sudden, but it did. So I walked, I take caliper off, 528 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,760 take it down to O'reilly's because I knew I bought it from 529 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,720 there. And they're like, oh, we, we 530 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:56,400 don't have one, fine, whatever. So then I got to walk down to 531 00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:02,800 advance and they had one there and yeah, so then, so I walked 532 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:07,000 about 3 miles and then get, get back to the house, replace the 533 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,040 caliper real quick. Takes me like 10 minutes, you 534 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,800 know, And then back to Menards, get the P trap back to the house 535 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,520 and zip zip and had to put all the bigger hole in the wall and 536 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:19,680 zippity Doo dah and and yeah and got everything all tightened up 537 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,720 and nothing leaks and it's a pretty faucet and I'm tired. 538 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:29,560 Yeah, it's a lot for a Saturday. All I had today was just a a tax 539 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:31,280 appointment at noon. I could have helped you out. 540 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,400 I thought about that. I thought about you. 541 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,560 I thought about Matt because Matt's always like wanting to 542 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:41,280 help and and I didn't I didn't think about it until so, so 543 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,080 here's the thing. O'Reilly is like four or five 544 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,800 blocks, right? I'm a fat kid. 545 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:49,400 I need to do some exercising anyway, right, So I'll walk down 546 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,280 to O'Reilly. No big deal. 547 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,160 Well, then they don't have it. Well, crap. 548 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,120 And while I'm and while I'm walking down to advance, I was 549 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,960 like, you know, I probably could call somebody, but I don't want 550 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,280 to bug anybody. Like, I realize it's probably 551 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,160 not a bug. I know, I know, I know. 552 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,840 But I didn't know what was going on. 553 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,480 And I thought it's only a few more blocks and I could have 554 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,760 stopped. Yeah, actually, well, not 555 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,640 really. I was like 50° and windy, but it 556 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,600 wasn't, it wasn't horrible. I was a little chilly, but I had 557 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,720 a jacket. And rainy over here. 558 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,320 And windy. Oh, man, yeah, we're supposed to 559 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:24,040 have snow tomorrow. So yeah, not much that amounts 560 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,600 to anything, I don't think. But no, I and I thought about 561 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,920 that and I figured I could have, and I figured somebody would 562 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,120 probably be upset with me if I didn't ask him to help me. 563 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,840 But I thought, well, I could probably just go ahead and take 564 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:37,080 Mama's car, you know, because she's just down the block from 565 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,800 advance. And then I was like, whatever, I 566 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,360 need the walk, need the exercise. 567 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:44,520 It only took me about, I don't know, half hour, 45 minutes to 568 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,160 do all that. I. 569 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:49,320 Get it? Yeah, and, and, and, and to top 570 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,080 all that off, I'm not, I'm not a taker. 571 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,400 I'm, I'm, I'm almost extremely a giver and I need to get better 572 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,080 at that. I know that because it's, you 573 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,400 know, I rob other people of their blessings by by not, you 574 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,280 know, taking every once in a while. 575 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,520 So I probably should have called you. 576 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,520 But in the bedroom, that's a completely different contacts. 577 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:13,120 That is true. That would fit differently on a 578 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:18,920 fortune cookie I. Was a little sad after the tax 579 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,840 appointment anyway, so yeah, I heard. 580 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:25,160 About it. Oh, because you oh, actually, 581 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,280 no, I apologize. So I'm thinking of what Mama 582 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,040 said you got, you're getting back you, you have to continue 583 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,000 to file jointly. Yes, yeah. 584 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,000 So in case you didn't know, that's weird. 585 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:37,640 If your spouse dies, you get to continue to file jointly for 586 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,240 another two years after they die. 587 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,400 Why? That's weird. 588 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,480 So, but that doesn't that. Sound. 589 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,400 It's like a transitional period, essentially. 590 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,200 That's true. So, but that kind of helps you 591 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:49,560 though with not as they don't take out as much right then, 592 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,440 yeah. OK, that's good. 593 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,760 Only if she's still dependent. Only if you have kids at home 594 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,960 still. If you have kids at home still, 595 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:58,600 they allow you to do that. If you're so many kids at home 596 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,720 or you're not claiming any kids, then you you won't be able to. 597 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,400 So is it like to benefit you then specifically because that's 598 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,120 what it? Essentially like I guess that 599 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,600 that's good, I guess. OK, Yeah, they. 600 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,400 Don't they don't withhold as much so that's. 601 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,520 Right. And that's good. 602 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,200 No, I, I am. I am getting a a decent amount 603 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,200 back. I'm I'm. 604 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,840 Getting lost. I got to pay in. 605 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,560 No, I need some kids at home again. 606 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,040 Oh geez. Yep. 607 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,680 No, it was just sad having to talk to the tax lady about 608 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,200 everything and then I had to look at the the certificate for 609 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,160 the first time, so there was that. 610 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,280 Oh, because you had to bring that in. 611 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,520 Yeah, and I, like, I got them from the Funeral Home, but I'd 612 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,240 never open it up and looked at it. 613 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,320 So I was like, I don't. Yeah, yeah. 614 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,800 Why would you do that? I'm sorry buddy. 615 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,680 That's OK, it's all good, but it is. 616 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,880 She's fantastic. I've been going to her for this 617 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,280 is year ten that I've been going to her. 618 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,760 Wow. So yeah, I guess it has been. 619 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,440 Wow. You still Abby? 620 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,040 Oh, no, no, we go to No, not Abby. 621 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,400 Oh, OK. I didn't know her husband died. 622 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,720 Yeah, her husband died 8 years ago. 623 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:07,440 Yeah, no. She's like 6570, no? 624 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,600 She. No, she. 625 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,680 Didn't answer the question. But no, it was like that was the 626 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,400 one thing that was nice is like we just kind of talked about 627 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,000 everything and that was nice. She was like, don't don't let 628 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,960 anybody else give you like any advice about your W twos on what 629 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,480 to do on this. She's like, because I've had to 630 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,720 go through it. So I'll I'll tell you when you 631 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,880 need to. Yeah. 632 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,680 There you go. That's that's why you go to 633 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:36,080 somebody and not yeah. I mean, if you've got if you if 634 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:39,000 you've, yeah, if you've got, if it's simple, you've worked one 635 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:44,040 job and you're playing Jane. And I mean, it's the simple form 636 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,360 is a super nice way to be able to go. 637 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:50,840 But Oh yeah, me yeah, it doesn't say that way long. 638 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,120 No, it never does. No. 639 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:57,840 So before you join, Mr. Master, we were talking about me getting 640 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,160 my concealed carry. Yeah, and Danny was showing you 641 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,640 his. And Danny was showing me a 642 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,040 couple. This is this is my everyday 643 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,680 carry, Yeah. This. 644 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,680 Is my SR9, it's a Ruger. Yeah, the Sr. 645 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,560 Yeah, it's a. Good gun. 646 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:17,440 It's I I I really enjoy it. It's a 17 round plus one 647 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:21,800 capacity double stack. I'm a bigger dude so I can 648 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,440 conceal bigger guns. Yeah, it's all my huge. 649 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,440 By any means I mean it fits if it's, yeah. 650 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:32,480 If it's in the hand, I mean, it's probably 6 lbs fully 651 00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,200 loaded, Yeah. I mean, it's not overly heavy 652 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:36,240 either. And. 653 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,400 It handles very nicely. Handles super nice, I can crank 654 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:44,720 out all 17 and you put them pretty close to center mass. 655 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,160 I I do have a lot of experience shooting but that that's besides 656 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,160 the point. Super easy to take apart, super 657 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,960 easy to clean. Ruger has a pretty decent amount 658 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,400 of things that you can like aftermarket wise that you can do 659 00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,000 to him. Yeah, that's what I was looking 660 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,960 at. I was looking at our. 661 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,600 Own. Yeah, I was looking at a Ruger 662 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,200 380 security. Those are good too. 663 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Security is pretty good. 664 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,920 That's a decent one. That might be a little small for 665 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:13,679 you. That's what I think it might be. 666 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,360 It might be. Well, I don't know. 667 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,679 You said you kind of have small, smaller hands though, right? 668 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,000 Kind of. Yeah, I mean, so the the biggest 669 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,560 things, so some of the best qualities are Ruger, Smith and 670 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,320 Wesson is always a good one generally. 671 00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:28,920 And I I've never been disappointed by Smith and 672 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,040 Wesson. And Glock is another good 673 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,639 quality. I mean, if you want some kind of 674 00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:35,440 scale, this is me holding a water bottle. 675 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,360 Let. Me see the the. 676 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,960 Can you hold it like this? The security will be. 677 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,480 Closer to this. Side, you go up with it a little 678 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,280 bit. Yeah. 679 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,960 OK. All right. 680 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,840 It's almost finished. The security is going to be 681 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,639 slightly bigger than this. And by slightly, I mean, yeah, 682 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,000 yeah. OK. 683 00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:57,040 This one's it's, it's like I said I would, I would carry this 684 00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,520 if I had to carry something, but I wouldn't. 685 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:03,720 This wouldn't be my go to. My Taurus was affordable, 686 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:08,760 reliable and comfortable, but it's a stagger stack so it's a 687 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,640 little fat. I think I would just need to go 688 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,840 and like see what fits in my hand the best. 689 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,920 So you really do what I. What I recommend is go down to 690 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,720 Des Moines, go to Scheels and just handle something. 691 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,560 Yeah, you can do it here at Dunham's too, if you don't want 692 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:27,320 to travel that far. There's a there's a Tyson's here 693 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,040 in Iowa Falls that has guns. Oh, that's right, I. 694 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,400 Forget you're in Iowa Falls now, yeah? 695 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,800 You just, you just go up to the guy at the counter and say hey, 696 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,600 listen, it's my first time. I just listen, looking to get my 697 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,160 hands around something and just kind of feel something around. 698 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,920 And you're looking to touch. And feel it's my first time so 699 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,440 be general. Right. 700 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,760 So there's also if you want to travel N there's a really nice 701 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:52,000 gun shop in Mason City. The people there, the people 702 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,640 there are really good. So you know, they, they can 703 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,000 help, they can help you because the biggest thing is, is how it 704 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,640 fits in your hand. You can modify to some degree. 705 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,280 I, I carry an M&P shield, a nine mil. 706 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:09,480 It was, it's an inch thick. It doesn't carry as many rounds. 707 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,920 So you know, accuracy is a thing. 708 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,640 But I mean, honestly, for concealed carry, you know, some 709 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,480 sometimes having more rounds can be a detriment for you if you 710 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,760 don't, if you're not trying real hard to be accurate, it's, it's 711 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,160 real easy under a high pressure situation to just keep pulling 712 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,920 the trigger until there's nothing left. 713 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:32,480 And the more rounds you fire, the more ability you have to 714 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,640 create collateral damage. That's just a big thing with me. 715 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,840 I, I don't want anybody to, I don't want anybody to die. 716 00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,920 But if I have to kill somebody, I I want to make sure that I 717 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,720 kill the person that I want to or need to. 718 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:46,440 I should say not want to. Don't shoot them to wound them 719 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,400 either. No, Generally, yeah. 720 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,960 And and I. Testify against you. 721 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:57,040 And I despise the idea of that. That's why I carry concealed. 722 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:01,880 I have concealed carry insurance Even so cost me about 450 bucks 723 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,240 a year now. But I have the coverage I have 724 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:08,160 they'll bail me out of jail. They'll, they'll, it's like my 725 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:13,680 defense fund is like $2,000,000 like I have like 30 or $40,000 726 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,000 to replace my income for time that I lose at work. 727 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Like the whole 9 yards. They're really awesome. 728 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:20,800 Yeah. And, and a lot of trainings 729 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:25,080 available like, you know, online and magazines and, but it, yeah. 730 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:28,760 So anyway, it's, it's good to, to, to find out what fits best 731 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,520 in your hand. Oh, that's what I started to 732 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,080 say. So with the shield, my pinky 733 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:37,480 didn't connect real well. And so I just got a mag extender 734 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:40,280 that allowed my pinky to be part of the purchase. 735 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,360 And yeah, Yep, just like that. Mine is a mine's a little more 736 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:47,000 pronounced, which does Yeah, it is. 737 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,240 And but it so, and that's because because of that, it does 738 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,080 print a little easier. You can see it through your 739 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,360 clothing a little bit easier sometimes when I wear my ankle 740 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,240 holster. You don't want people seeing the 741 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,760 bulge. No, when I when I wear my ankle 742 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:05,200 holster, I I put in the smaller magazine like a lot. 743 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,600 There's a lot to consider. Yeah, I go out with Gray, Gray 744 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,400 sweatpants so that everybody can see the imprint. 745 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:15,680 From SO that way they and you appendix carry, don't you? 746 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,400 Yes, yes. And it's like. 747 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,480 A racing bowl. The only way to fly a. 748 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,600 Glock so. What's that? 749 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,320 It's about Glock and. Purchases a Glock so. 750 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,680 Yeah, I, I, I do want, I, I do want a Glock someday. 751 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,960 I I'd have to play with them. Something that's not talked 752 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,520 about a lot too, is the type of round that you carry. 753 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,520 So like in my everyday carry, I just, it's a, it's a normal 754 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,040 everyday, just hollow point, right? 755 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,720 It's going to blow up. It's going to feel great coming 756 00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:51,040 in and out. Now in, in Morgan's gun and the 757 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:55,160 gun that I would probably use in a home defense scenario, There's 758 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,600 the it's, it's Oh yeah, the ballistic tip, but they're the, 759 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:02,120 they're the ballistic tip ones. So that's going to, it's going 760 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,640 to RIP and tear essentially, but it won't go through. 761 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,080 So like after it rips and tears it'll stop? 762 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,640 Yeah, that has more of a tendency to stay. 763 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,800 So it'll. It'll penetrate, but it probably 764 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:18,960 won't exit more than likely, so it won't go through walls, all 765 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,440 that kind of fun stuff. So if I'm shooting at somebody 766 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,480 in my house, I'm not going to RIP through the walls and hit a 767 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,600 neighbor or, God forbid, my kids. 768 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,200 Thank you 100%. Yeah, that's that's my thing 769 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:29,600 too. Good. 770 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,960 Idea. I use for mine and I'll send. 771 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:39,040 I'll put a picture in the up in discord but I use the RIP ammo. 772 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,520 Those are good. Yeah, that's good too. 773 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:45,080 So, and it's the reason I like it is because I'll put it in 774 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,440 art. The reason I like it is because 775 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:52,760 it does have good penetration, but it's those fauchettes that 776 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,160 are on the sides really open up and just spiral through a 777 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,960 person's body. So you have a little more 778 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,600 stopping power. A lot of people hate them and 779 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,400 say they're a gimmick round and they've been tested, they work 780 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,920 well so. If you're even going for a nine 781 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,560 mil. Yeah, of course there's. 782 00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:11,960 All different calibers too. Yeah. 783 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:16,960 So generally 9 and 380 are the most popular to carry because 784 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,600 they they are they're thinner. 40 is not a bad choice. 785 00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,720 I have a 40I. It's had issues and I've been 786 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,480 trying to fix that. But it also depends. 787 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,840 On like hand size and things like that about the carrier, 788 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:34,400 yeah, a lot of people will lean. They'll do 380, but they'll lean 789 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,200 away from it because of stopping power. 790 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,520 Yeah, a lot of people are like the. 791 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:42,120 Base level you should carry is a nine, which I mean it's a 792 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,640 little. You. 793 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,120 Know not much and I'm not saying it's bad. 794 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,400 If you know how to shoot, you're going to hurt somebody with a 795 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,640 22. Like carry what you want and 796 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,000 you'll hear like gun experts will be like, oh hey, carry 797 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,600 something bigger so that you can actually do a little more damage 798 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,960 just for yourself to keep yourself safe. 799 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,760 It's like, and I'm 100% for that, but if I pull a 22, I'm 800 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,400 shooting you in the face or the soft parts, throat, things like 801 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,840 that. It's not going to kick. 802 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,360 So I'm going to hit where I'm hitting. 803 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,760 And if I'm carrying a 22, it's probably going to be what is it 804 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:22,440 that PX 32 that they have that carries 3222 magnum rounds and 805 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,640 I'm going to unload it at you. It's going to be yeah. 806 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,000 People don't realize you can deer hunt with 22 long rifle if 807 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 you know how to shoot well, Yeah. 808 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,960 And so and so in a pistol, in a close up, like you're going to 809 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,640 want to be closer. Obviously if you're shooting a 810 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:41,280 22 pistol, you're this is going to be like a they're in my face. 811 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:45,600 If you're yeah, it's going to be that's a good car gun, something 812 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,320 like that. They're they're on you and 813 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,280 you're just like, OK, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 814 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:54,840 Yeah, so I I'm actually taking a gun safety and hunting course at 815 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:58,800 the same time. And once I complete it and I 816 00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:03,720 pass all the online stop because it's all online, I print out the 817 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:06,600 voucher and then I literally send it to the Sheriff's Office 818 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,960 and then they give me a hunting license and a concealed carry at 819 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,880 the same time. Yeah, I need to finish my 820 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,320 hunting license still. I wish they'd do that in 821 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,640 Missouri. I'd totally do that. 822 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,120 It's so the reason why I went 9 mil. 823 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,640 I'll be completely honest with you, because if the end of the 824 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,360 world happens, I'm going to find more 9 mil than I will anything 825 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,040 else. Yeah, yeah. 826 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,320 That's 9 mils more plentiful. Yeah, for sure. 827 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,760 Round 2. It is, yeah. 828 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,560 You know, and it, it depends on what kind of ammo you get. 829 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,200 But like you said, when you carry, you're using hollow 830 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:40,400 points and those are more expensive than Full Metal 831 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,920 Jacket. Oh yeah, yeah. 832 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,320 Some will even carry him, like my brother, he carries 833 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,720 staggered. So he'll have a hollow point and 834 00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:50,960 then an FMJ and then a hollow point and FMJ. 835 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:55,360 And his his reasoning is if he needs to be able to penetrate 836 00:42:55,360 --> 00:43:00,440 like a windshield, for instance, then he has more ability to be 837 00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,360 able to do so. And, you know, that's his 838 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:04,840 thinking. But he was a police officer for 839 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,440 10 years. So, you know, he has a little 840 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,880 bit more, you know, tactically minded, I suppose you might say. 841 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,120 And I thought process, yeah, behind that. 842 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:21,200 I carry a 9mm though. Yeah, when I do go to Chicago so 843 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:27,840 I can still carry an AK47. Yeah, an 870 shoot. 844 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:32,280 I just take a flamethrower my Saber. 12 Mac 10. 845 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,360 Mom purple lightsaber in her dust drawer. 846 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:42,360 I just say there's a lot of Darths here. 847 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,080 Oh man, look at that. Look at that white boy. 848 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,680 He's got a soul strapped to his bed. 849 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,960 I messed with him, man. Territory. 850 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,360 Is that a lifesaver? I messed with him a. 851 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,560 Purple one. Oh yeah, we're going. 852 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,440 You wear a white hood and. Yes. 853 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,400 Oh, yes, totally, totally. No, you're totally. 854 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,400 No, don't do that. Don't do that. 855 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,640 Like this. This is the. 856 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,200 Part where the main media podcast blows up that everybody 857 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,600 stops listening and they start reporting us on CNN. 858 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:26,760 Hey. That publicity is still 859 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,280 publicity. That's true. 860 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,160 I think it's bad though. They still talking about us? 861 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:35,960 Talk about. Us. 862 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:37,600 Yeah, I'm sure, Joe. Catos. 863 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,680 Absolutely loving all the great publicity he's getting. 864 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:45,240 Right now, yeah. If you guys didn't know, Joey's 865 00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:48,400 part of the Outbroken Anthology podcast that he writes on his 866 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,720 own stories. Yeah. 867 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,600 Nope, Nope, not associated. That's not me. 868 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,440 I don't know what you're. Talking about that's a different 869 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,440 Joe. There's a lot, there's a lot of 870 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,640 racial connotations in his all of his stories. 871 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,400 No, schmo, not true. None of that is true. 872 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,960 That's not true. That's not even real. 873 00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,800 That's just, yeah, that's not even real. 874 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,520 Sorry. You're lying, but bro, you ain't 875 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:19,240 truth in right now. Yeah, So yeah, to, to, to 876 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:23,440 totally just cap it all off. Concealed carrying is a, is a, 877 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,840 isn't a journey really. It's, it's an adventure all all 878 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,720 on its own. Because then once you pick out 879 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,720 your gun, then you have to figure out how you want to carry 880 00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,520 it because. They're so. 881 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,920 Yeah. 5:00 Man best best carry. Position. 882 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,480 I am a 435 o'clock guy all day long. 883 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,320 Definitely some somewhere, sometimes 530. 884 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:46,880 If you if you picture your body as a clock, yeah, Ace is the 885 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,320 twelve 5:00. So yeah, right, right, right in 886 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:51,880 the back. Nice and comfy. 887 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,440 About lined up the air. Clock. 888 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,400 No, my facial hair usually comes in like 330I find. 889 00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,200 Nice. And some people like to appendix 890 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,920 carry so that they carry up front. 891 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:05,440 Some people like to crossover so that they have to, you know, 892 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,680 they'll carry it like 9:00. Carry it in the front of my 893 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,760 pants. That's that would be an appendix 894 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,200 Carrie, you can. That's called the the sweating 895 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:17,600 penis. Bigger generally don't because 896 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,880 our bellies get in the way. Mine would get in the way. 897 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,640 I'm more I'm more scared of cheddar bobbing myself. 898 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,280 So cheddar. Bobbing Oh yeah, you don't want 899 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,040 to do that. So, so here's here's a great 900 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,280 this is one of the greatest gun safety rules. 901 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:36,800 This is rule #1 do not stick your booger picker on the bang 902 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,520 switch until you're ready to destroy something. 903 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,680 Could you, could you, could you simplify that for me? 904 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,520 My good Sir? I I. 905 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,080 Don't want the same code the finger you pick your nose with? 906 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:53,240 Don't put it on the the trigger that makes it go boom bling. 907 00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,880 I use my Don't you pick my nose? Dang it, all right, Don't use 908 00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:01,440 your index finger. The finger you'll point with 909 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,720 you. Guys, don't show your pistols 910 00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:05,440 upside down. I'll get like a shotgun. 911 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,520 I mean, it's like, it's like a dual wielding. 912 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:14,000 It's like a John Wick thing. Daddy says no. 913 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,760 SMH. Got off the rails. 914 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,680 Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, now we're all here, right? 915 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,200 Yeah, probably starting now. I'm. 916 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,240 I'm I am bringing my guns, at least my handguns. 917 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:27,680 Probably not my shotgun, right? Yeah, no. 918 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,440 I'm going to bring a few guns as well. 919 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,040 I'll be fully loaded. I always have my hand, my 920 00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:38,560 pistol, crossbow. My pistol crossbow, yeah. 921 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,200 I have it here. He's not lying. 922 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,520 I've I've got 1. Yeah, it's cool. 923 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,960 It's a neat little toy. It's cool you can kill somebody. 924 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:50,000 Yeah, maybe. Never mind, I'm not bringing it 925 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,280 out. Making fun, yeah. 926 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,680 No, I. No, stop it. 927 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,240 I, I will be bring it out. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 928 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:59,160 Come on. No, it's fine. 929 00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:00,680 What? What'd you say, Danny? 930 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,400 I said I'll be locked and stocked. 931 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,200 Yep, me too. Yeah, I got a pistol on a 932 00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,560 revolver. As we go through Illinois, 933 00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,840 everything will be locked up. Russian roulette. 934 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,000 I'll just get through Illinois fast, it'll be alright. 935 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:13,840 Wait, what's happening in Illinois? 936 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:15,560 Oh, Illinois. They're a bunch of. 937 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:19,200 Communists. I will be a I I would be a near 938 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,080 felon. I would be a felon in Illinois 939 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:26,000 if if they And so The thing is, so Cook County and there's one 940 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,600 other county, and I think it's up in that area are the only 941 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,600 counties that'll prosecute. The rest of Illinois says all 942 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,040 that gun control stuff is nonsense. 943 00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,880 And they won't even the judges won't even prosecute if you're 944 00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,480 'cause they have so many rules. It's it's absolutely ridiculous. 945 00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,800 No AR fifteens for sure. Yeah. 946 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,320 So even if you're then that's another thing too, even if 947 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:47,920 you're carrying. So if you're not carrying, 948 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,200 excuse me, you can't carry unless you have a A license. 949 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,800 Even if you're transporting, they don't want you to that. 950 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,520 They want you to like get through their state as fast as 951 00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,840 you can. That's ludicrous. 952 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,760 It really is. But yeah, I've never had any 953 00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,600 issues and I always, I, I never put anything. 954 00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,920 I, I put my stuff away. I I transport once I go through. 955 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:13,080 Them I'm not and they go, oh, or do you have weapons in the car? 956 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,720 It's like, bro, why would you ask? 957 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:17,760 I'm not going to tell you. I don't legally have to tell 958 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:21,200 you, so I'm not going to. In Illinois, you do if they ask. 959 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,240 That's OK. Yeah, as far as they know. 960 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,520 Sometimes, some states always you always check your state's 961 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,040 laws if they if you. Sometimes a state wants you to 962 00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,120 identify yourself as a concealed carry holder as soon as the 963 00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,720 officer walks up to your door. Other states I haven't got. 964 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,640 Yeah, it is my wallet. I. 965 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:45,320 Don't want you to know I have a gun? 966 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:49,920 Yeah, but here's my wallet. Yeah, in states like Missouri, 967 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,920 did not have to dispose it unless they ask. 968 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:54,680 In Missouri they put the stamp on your driver's license as 969 00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,400 well, so they scan your license, it says your concealed carrier. 970 00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,760 No kidding, I didn't know that. License Holder. 971 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,000 Nice. So there's no real reason to be 972 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,280 like, do you have a weapon on you? 973 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,000 But. It's they know that you have the 974 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,640 potential to yeah. Yeah, and obviously, like, if 975 00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:12,080 you're complying and you're being respectful, odds are, odds 976 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:15,000 are there are bad cops out there, but odds are they're not. 977 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,840 They're going to be like, hey, you're cool, dude, you gave me 978 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,200 your license. You didn't cry. 979 00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:22,600 You weren't like you. You apprised me, probably. 980 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,480 I mean, you're good. I know. 981 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,000 My. Respectful. 982 00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,880 Be respectful to cops. It's crazy. 983 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:31,040 You might get a ticket, but you won't get shot so. 984 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,440 I'm a little more heavily armed than most, so I'm I'm just a 985 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,640 little more careful. Yeah, I do have a special permit 986 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,480 for my bazooka, right? It's attached to my car. 987 00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,840 It pops out in fires with my with the mechanism. 988 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,080 So I'm. Hunting pigs. 989 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:49,040 I personally think if you have the money and as long as you can 990 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,040 pass the psyche valves, I think you should be able to own the 991 00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,080 rocket launcher as a citizen personally. 992 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,240 Yeah. Just because I want one. 993 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,480 Got to get rid of those pigs somehow. 994 00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,600 Not the people, pigs. The actual Wildhawks. 995 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,920 Like, you know. They're crazy everywhere. 996 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,600 You never know if you, I mean, you might have to stop an 997 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:10,200 armored vehicle someday. You know what you legal I want 998 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,760 it's the what's legal in some states. 999 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:17,920 What's that? A 20mm rifle. 20mm. 1000 00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,080 Yeah, anti tank gun. That sounds sexy. 1001 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,920 There's this great, there's this great story on that. 1002 00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,080 I I just one of the podcasts to listen to. 1003 00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,240 They were they were talking about it and we'll we'll go to 1004 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,880 CAS Inferno right after this. But he, yeah, it was the story 1005 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,520 of this and this guy. We're counting the the tale of 1006 00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:40,160 Dude, he and his he and his dad, like we're on the farm and it's 1007 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:41,520 a truck. What? 1008 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:45,120 I'm sorry, I'm just looking at pictures of this 20mm. 1009 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,240 Search. Oh geez. 1010 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,400 Might as they're in safe search on. 1011 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,960 They, they saw these trucks coming down their their driveway 1012 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,480 and it's like they're in the middle of nowhere. 1013 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,760 So like, what are these guys doing? 1014 00:51:56,760 --> 00:52:00,600 So they went and got the guns. Dad told him he's like, you're 1015 00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,600 gonna take the 20 mil and you're gonna post up down the driveway 1016 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,960 so that when I start shooting, they're gonna drive that way. 1017 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,280 He's like, you take that, you, you take care of it. 1018 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:12,280 He said, OK, yeah, this guy's like 1617 years old. 1019 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,880 So he takes it and he huffs it down the down the way. 1020 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:19,080 He said All I know is he's like, I started seeing gunshots off at 1021 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,720 the house, so I didn't know what's going on, But all of a 1022 00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:25,600 sudden I see everybody run back in their truck and take off It's 1023 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,520 black. I can't see what's going on. 1024 00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:29,120 All I can see are the headlights. 1025 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,320 He's like, so I said I just line up the sights right between the 1026 00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,080 headlights and pull the trigger. He said I'd never heard the 1027 00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,720 sound of a dying engine block before. 1028 00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,120 He. Said it's something to something 1029 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,840 to understand that it's, it's a cool sound to hear. 1030 00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:48,080 But all of a sudden, he said that the engine blows apart, 1031 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:52,000 everybody takes off, run the house shooting. 1032 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:55,680 But I can't imagine the price of that. 1033 00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:01,120 So the 20 Cal is actually a little bigger than the 50 Cal. 1034 00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:05,480 Wow, the. 20mm you mean? Yeah, the what I say 20 Cal 1035 00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,360 Yeah, 20. Yes, Sir. 1036 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,600 My apologies. So I, I, when we first moved 1037 00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:15,160 here, Danny, I remember Dunham Dunham's was carrying a 1038 00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:18,240 Bushmaster's 50 Cal and it was they wanted like close to I 1039 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:22,040 think it was right around 6 grand 4/4, no 4-5 grand, 45 1040 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,960 grand. And I really wanted it. 1041 00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,760 I was, I, I covered it over it for years and until I think they 1042 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,120 finally sold it. And I remember telling mom about 1043 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,560 it and she was like, why would you want something like that? 1044 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:37,080 I said, because you never know when you might have to shoot to 1045 00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:43,240 the engine block of a semi. See, they agree with that, but. 1046 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,120 That's fair. That is fair though. 1047 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:48,160 I think it is. You're right. 1048 00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,040 Yeah. You don't know it. 1049 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,000 Al Qaeda's got them semis. They might might need to do 1050 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:54,320 that.