1 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,560 Yeah, we ended up at a strip club and. 2 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,880 We ended up there. Not my thing. 3 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,480 Not even my thing. Whoa. 4 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,640 I did everything to try to lead the young lady to Christ that 5 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,280 was that was trying to get me to go spend money on her. 6 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,080 Oh. That's it. 7 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,480 I'm going to be on her way. You should you're going to start 8 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:38,840 a a ministry where you you go to strip clubs and no to the. 9 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:43,000 Strippers. No, no, no, I couldn't do it. 10 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:45,360 I was so incredibly uncomfortable. 11 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,440 I every, every time, not every time, but I would, I would turn 12 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:52,400 around and some girl would be because we had like a booth that 13 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:56,080 was like in a big, like a like a horseshoe and everybody wanted 14 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,640 to come sit at our booth because I guess my brother and I looked 15 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,920 like we had lots of money. Oh, you're white guys? 16 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,480 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I guess. 17 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,880 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm not rich. 18 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:13,400 I'm definitely not spending two or $300 to take some stripper 19 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,960 into a backroom. No, thanks. 20 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:17,680 And I don't even know you ladies. 21 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:20,040 The talk, you know, outfit. Yeah, sure. 22 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:25,080 Oh, yeah. He turned around and I would see 23 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,280 be like straight into this young lady's soul. 24 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,280 And I don't mean through her eyes, you know, it's like, 25 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,120 breathe, golly, what am I doing here, you know? 26 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,600 Yeah, I mean, I'm sitting here. It's just I was, I was 27 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,720 incredibly. I don't care if I sound like a 28 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,840 little kid. I was just definitely not my 29 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,160 thing. And and I I even told you lady, 30 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,640 you're half naked. Yeah. 31 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:54,360 Oh, well, yeah. Cold. 32 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,080 You seem cold. I take my jacket. 33 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,960 Quickly. The oh, the the lady that was 34 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,920 that was trying to get me to spend money on her name was 35 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:08,039 Tiger and absolutely, absolutely gorgeous young lady I'm calling 36 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,000 I I might have been. No, that's her God name. 37 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,240 She was. What is it? 38 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,360 It's in South America, where she was from. 39 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,320 Yeah. Venezuela. 40 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,080 No, not Venezuela. I guess you can call me 41 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:24,120 Euphrates. It'll it'll come to me. 42 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,520 Anyway. She was she I said, I said 43 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,280 you're an absolutely gorgeous young lady. 44 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,880 You really don't need to be doing this. 45 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,720 She goes, yeah, but the money's really good. 46 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,760 That's a big thing. That's a big thing for a lot of 47 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,880 ladies. If I got paid what they get 48 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,120 paid, I'd be stripping. Too. 49 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:46,480 Oh yeah, they're probably making, you know, I didn't. 50 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,160 I didn't ask her. It was really odd. 51 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,680 It's not that great you just you just feel too dirty for the 52 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:54,160 money after a while. Ohh man I thought I didn't even 53 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,000 know I've. Heard some people don't know I. 54 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,440 Tried. It's what a lot of them drink 55 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:58,560 so. I've heard. 56 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,440 They were they were throwing down drinks. 57 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,320 Left and right. But yeah, they, I don't know 58 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,040 from personal experience or anything, but I, I've. 59 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,600 Heard. Dirty after. 60 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,160 A while can't say I can't, I do either. 61 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:11,760 I don't think I'd be caught dead. 62 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:16,360 No, I won't do it again. He my brother, like all all year 63 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,240 long, kept going on about oh, I can't wait till we go back to 64 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,440 Cheetahs. Can't wait to go back to 65 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:21,920 cheetahs. And I said, well, you can go. 66 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:25,320 I'm I'm not going a second time. It was nice enough for the not 67 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:27,000 leave you alone the first time we were. 68 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,840 Talking about this for the bachelor party, it's it's up to 69 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:33,800 me to throw it. So cheat this yo. 70 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,800 Yo's baby ain't no bachelor. I you. 71 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:45,000 Get a choice. Lord has not called me to that 72 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:51,480 ministry. My. 73 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,360 Idea. Of your bachelor party is you in 74 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:57,160 a pair of slacks and a vest dancing the Chris Farley dance 75 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:00,880 from SNL. Hey, I I've lost more weight. 76 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,240 OK, so I'm not quite Chris. No, I'm not. 77 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,400 I'm saying dancing the dance he does. 78 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,160 I'm not saying you're that big. You. 79 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,040 I don't honestly think you were ever that big, or at least you 80 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,800 didn't look like it. I think you get up on the stage 81 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,760 and you try to out dance them and then that's the bachelor 82 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,680 party. What sparked the conversation 83 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,480 was Joey was lamenting at the fact we're not gonna be doing 84 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:25,040 karaoke. And I said, well, presumably if 85 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:27,600 we have a bachelor party, that's when we could do it. 86 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,600 That would be a cool bachelor party. 87 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,160 Karaoke. I think so. 88 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,120 I love karaoke, I'm not gonna lie. 89 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:38,000 I've never karaoke before. The song that I put in memes is 90 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:42,160 the song that I'll do. Yes, yeah, it's. 91 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,000 Called Lemon Pound Cake by Apple Male. 92 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:49,440 Man. I got AI, got an education and 93 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,240 Afroman earlier today. Yeah, it's for certainly how 94 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:58,280 that lemon pound cake. Quite the story behind it, yeah. 95 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,920 You know, but I I appreciate it. You know, if you want to throw a 96 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,240 bachelor party for me, fine, great, That's fantastic strip 97 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,640 club. I just that's just not me. 98 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,280 Never has been, never will. Be not mine either. 99 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,440 We're all going to go and going to be very uncomfortable. 100 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,800 No. All going to be comfortable. 101 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,840 Yeah, if you want to see ping pong balls getting shot out of 102 00:05:20,840 --> 00:05:24,360 things, I got you covered. I love ping pong. 103 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:28,400 Would you play ping pong? Ping pong tournament. 104 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,680 Oh my goodness. Karaoke and pickleball we good. 105 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:36,440 I've never played pickleball, Yeah, but then again, I'm not, 106 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,280 I'm I'm too old for pickleball. You're too old. 107 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,520 It's an old man's sport. It is. 108 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,880 It is. You say that, but it's an old 109 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,920 man's sport. If you're talking 50, I'm 185. 110 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,040 Yeah. You know what we played back 111 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:50,920 then? Tennis. 112 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:52,320 The sport of kings. Listen. 113 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,960 We're stubborn, isn't it 100? 50 actually wait, no, what was 114 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,960 it back then It was what's that yard game that nobody actually 115 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:02,160 knows how to play with the mallets and. 116 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,240 OK, that's. The one. 117 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,640 That was that was the that was the old men's sport when I was 118 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,760 an old man. Now I'm far beyond that. 119 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,640 And I was. Like champion, I always wanted 120 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,080 to play croquet just to swing the hammer around. 121 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:15,840 OK. Yeah, I don't know how to play. 122 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,560 It's like Putt Putt, right? But you get a little mallets and 123 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,960 you hit him sort of you. Get mallets and then like you 124 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,840 got to hit your ball through a hole. 125 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:24,840 Kind of sounds. Fun. 126 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:27,480 Yeah, they're like like like like loops. 127 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:31,000 It's like ski ball about like skee ball mixed with like. 128 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,640 Fools ball. Yeah, that's interesting. 129 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:34,800 And. A little bit of golf in there 130 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,160 because, you know, turn of the century golf was making a big 131 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,200 was making a big stink. One of those things you haven't 132 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,200 thought about in like. Honestly, croquet was the sport 133 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:47,120 that people who were wealthy but not wealthy enough to play polo 134 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,320 I feel like. That. 135 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,000 Sounds like water polo. I wanna. 136 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,120 Play water polo. I think that I would enjoy that. 137 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,920 Game I've never I don't. Play Marco Polo Marco. 138 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,240 I wanna get in the pool. All right. 139 00:06:57,280 --> 00:07:00,520 OK, So we're playing, we're doing pickleball, we're doing 140 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,880 karaoke, and we're playing Marco Polo in a pool. 141 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,920 I'm all for a hot tub. I'll do a hot tub sounds. 142 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:08,600 Like all we need sounds like legitimate. 143 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:12,280 All we need is to get a hotel room, which we'll have one for 144 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,640 the wedding, yes, but we need one for the bachelor party too. 145 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:19,680 Just get a hotel room and use the hot tub and the pool and 146 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:22,400 ping pong. What, you want 6 grown men 147 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,320 sweaty and naked? Keep talking. 148 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:28,120 Singing. I mean, I haven't heard anything 149 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:31,120 negative yet. You son of a bee, you got me. 150 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,320 I'm in. You know, I wasn't planning on 151 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,200 being naked, but I guess if that's what you guys. 152 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:39,520 Know you had. Me at six. 153 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,360 I didn't even know what you were saying after that. 154 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,520 So you want a lot? Yes, yes I do. 155 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,480 That's a lot, but not too many. Just the right number. 156 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:49,640 Just. Enough. 157 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:57,440 It's a magic number. Croquet at the Holiday Inn 158 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:02,720 sounds like. My word, Sir, that sounds like a 159 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:06,360 Goss. With a with a fat stripper. 160 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,360 We have to male. Yeah, male stripper. 161 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:10,080 Male. Stripper. 162 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,280 What's up guys? All right. 163 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:14,000 I'll have to be able to ring that for it though. 164 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:20,720 King Astra. The name Jeremy, we have to 165 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:21,960 dress, we have. To dress. 166 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:28,400 We have to dress like the jocks, like the that ride the horses. 167 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,840 Oh. The jockeys. 168 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,600 Yeah. So you got to like you got to 169 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,840 wear like the the pants that like barely go below your knees 170 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:38,320 with like the really high socks. Yeah, mine are going to have to 171 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,600 be a little longer than that because otherwise I'll be taken 172 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,520 to jail for public. Nudity. 173 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:47,120 For public nudity. Well, we got to all have riding 174 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,480 crops. Too so that way we can smack 175 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,640 each. Other that's not threatened on 176 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:53,760 us by the end of the. Night, we did it wrong. 177 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,640 I can't wear jockey shorts. It's a condition. 178 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,560 Public nudity. With with no public 179 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,320 intoxication, With no. Alcohol. 180 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:04,800 And listen guys, we have to try these Level 3 plates I just got, 181 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,440 OK? There's only one way to test 182 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:08,440 them out. Somebody's strapping them on and 183 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,960 we're just going to take pop shots. 184 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:17,400 The long fruitful life. Get back up. 185 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:21,600 Nice. 9mm does not penetrate. Get the Desert Eagle. 186 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:25,760 Let's do this thing. Please use a paper plate and end 187 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,320 it. As we're, as we're getting 188 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,280 arrested, as we're getting arrested, I thought this was 189 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:37,200 America. If my crime is loving America, 190 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:39,440 then lock me up, Judge. Oh, we will. 191 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:44,960 All right, 10 years. That's fair, though. 192 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,360 That's skeet shooting, though, Legitimately. 193 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,960 I'll bring my shotgun. You got yours? 194 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,920 I got a whole box of skeet. Oh yeah, whole box. 195 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,640 Skeet, Skeet, Skeet, skeet. Skeet that'll. 196 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,320 Be fun, I got that tabbities plan. 197 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,640 Yeah, just. Need to look at raunchy strip 198 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,280 clubs in Iowa? There's a lot of them, all of 199 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:05,360 them. There's one in Lehigh. 200 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,720 There's one. In Lehigh I. 201 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:12,080 Want to go to? It's called the Twilight Zone. 202 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,360 It's weird. Why would that actually be good? 203 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,920 Is. It is it. 204 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:23,720 Was it 1920s burlesque dancers? Right were as old as they were 205 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:29,840 in the 1920s. Yeah, they were, yeah. 10 year 206 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,400 olds. What do they call them? 207 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,560 The fan girls or the I forget what they're called. 208 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,360 Yeah, fan dancers, feather dancers, whatever. 209 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,400 Yeah, where they have the little like, feathers on the back of 210 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,400 their head or whatever, yeah, I don't know. 211 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:45,040 Man, feel like I'm in Vegas. Oh my gosh. 212 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,560 I haven't had this much fun since my Margarita days. 213 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:56,440 I'm in Lehigh, IA, slap my bike and won't be on a cruise ship. 214 00:10:56,520 --> 00:11:01,560 I'm in Lehigh, IA. Wait, what? 215 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:05,120 Why don't ask questions? Just do as I tell you I'm. 216 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,600 Just here to give you a good bachelor party, sweetheart. 217 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,600 It's. The only thing that'll keep us 218 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:16,920 out of jail? Y'all the I cost the corrupt 219 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,040 first. We're going to go into the corn, 220 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:26,000 baby goodness. You know, not be seen again. 221 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:29,280 Yeah. That's accurate. 222 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,320 Wait, why? Why is the corn grabbing me? 223 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:35,240 What, what? So I do have a a a pretty good 224 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,360 story from this week. OK. 225 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:42,000 So we were and, and this and let me just preface this by saying I 226 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,000 I do love truck drivers. You guys are the ones that keep, 227 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,600 if there are there are any truck drivers listening at any point 228 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:52,160 in time, you guys are the ones that help our country to run at 229 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:55,760 the efficiency that it does. Without truck drivers, we 230 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:59,120 wouldn't be able to purchase groceries in our our own town or 231 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,000 you know, all sorts of things, not even have clothes on our 232 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,720 back. So that being said, we received 233 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,360 a call from our guard check and they said the driver that's 234 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,680 coming down smells really, really bad because every once in 235 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:18,000 a while we do get a driver that comes in that smells like they 236 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,640 haven't bathed in a very long time. 237 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:25,320 Some are habitually like that, you know, others aren't, but 238 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:29,360 this guy wow. So they said they had to air the 239 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,240 the guard check out. It was there was. 240 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,640 That. Level of bad, yeah. 241 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:38,160 So the fellow comes in. He was heavyset, yeah. 242 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:42,000 So I wouldn't want to know. I was curious though. 243 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,800 That thought did definitely cross my mind. 244 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,480 So he came in and I, I walked past him. 245 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,760 He was heavyset. Maybe somewhere around three 246 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:53,440 5400 lbs, you know, something like that about my height. 247 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,840 So, you know, he was decently tall, somewhere around 6 feet, 248 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:59,480 just to give you an idea. Didn't look dirty, you know. 249 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,960 And I walked past him and I kind of tested the air as I walked 250 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:08,880 past him, and I felt like an acrid feeling in the back of my 251 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,840 nasal passages. But I didn't smell anything bad. 252 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:15,640 So I was like, OK, so maybe this guy has just a funk, you know, 253 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,960 that emanates. Sometimes that happens. 254 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,040 Whatever. People have medical conditions. 255 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,920 I don't know if this is a medical condition. 256 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:26,640 I suppose it could be at the same time it. 257 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,640 Yeah, I think he just needed to use some deodorant. 258 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:33,600 But so as we stood there checking him in, all of a sudden 259 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,840 it hit my nose. It smelled like he very gently 260 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:40,400 just lifted his arm, put his head in my arm. 261 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,480 Excuse me, Put my head in his armpit and just held it there. 262 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:50,040 It was the freshest, most concentrated armpit body odor I 263 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:55,360 have ever smelled in my life. And I immediately wanted to gag. 264 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,080 And he had his arms down. You know, we've let a lot of 265 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,960 guys, they put their arms up on the desk to rest them because 266 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,360 it's about chest, mid chest height for most people. 267 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,640 And that's when you smell them. Now this fella had his arms down 268 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,120 and it. Hung. 269 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,960 Out and it was just sitting there. 270 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:15,080 That's like, like the the Bugs Bunny cartoons, you know, with 271 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:22,360 the papers, you know, went up into your nostrils, tickle them 272 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:25,000 for a little bit. I could smell each and every 273 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,720 individual bacteria that was in this fellow's armpits. 274 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,360 It was bad. And I said, you know, and Lenny, 275 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,600 Lenny was checking him in. And I said, I, I got to do this 276 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:37,200 for the guys. I can't leave Lenny's side. 277 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,480 I've got to stay here and smell this with him. 278 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,600 You know, I couldn't leave him alone. 279 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,160 I figured at least maybe I could sniff some of it in, you know, 280 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,760 to help take that his concentration. 281 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:52,760 And he left, right, okay. And we were all like breath of 282 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:58,040 fresh air, except no, it wasn't. It steadily got worse and 283 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,880 lingered for five, at least 5 minutes. 284 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:04,360 I, I, I smelled it later on in the day. 285 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,960 Even still, just like a hint whip. 286 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,280 It could have been like, you know, you get that traumatic 287 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,400 muscle memory like a, like a ghost stitch, you know, after 288 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,080 you haven't lost a limb. It could have been that. 289 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,280 But my goodness. And, and honestly, I like, I 290 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,560 felt bad for this guy too, because I don't know what his 291 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:24,360 deal is that he smelled that level of gross. 292 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,720 I really would just want to help the fella out. 293 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,680 But like from a distance, honestly, or with the 294 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,720 respirator, you know? But yeah. 295 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,040 And then and then I thought, he's got to go back into the 296 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,920 guard shack to get his his paperwork. 297 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,400 I feel sorry for them too because they have to experience 298 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:43,400 it twice. Pretty bad, yeah. 299 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,640 Like someone who smells better if they were a dead bug. 300 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,480 Oh man, we did those two. We've had those two. 301 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:52,640 We did have a driver come in one time where his his leg was in 302 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,360 the process of rotting. Oh, man. 303 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,760 Yeah, You, you could smell it as soon as he walked in. 304 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:01,240 It's like that's rotten flesh. Yeah. 305 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:04,200 You got a zombie leg? He he was probably the. 306 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,200 Backbone of our system. Yeah, he was probably dead 307 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,640 within a week if if he lived that long. 308 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:15,560 The yeah, yeah. I think it was due to diabetes 309 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,600 or something. Diabetes, it's pretty calm and 310 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:22,560 amputated and yeah. The prosthetic, good to go. 311 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,680 Yep, modern medicine. You know, a lot of people just 312 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,640 let it ride. Just let it ride, man. 313 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,360 They do they they want to keep working. 314 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:31,080 If it'll fall off, it'll fall off. 315 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,480 No, but. It'll be fine. 316 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,520 Yeah, sepsis. At home if it's not. 317 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,440 Sepsis is the thing. It's whatever. 318 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,520 Yeah, he's covered. I know he's covered. 319 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:39,880 He just doesn't want to take the time. 320 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,080 I've got a similar story. This wasn't from this week, but 321 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:50,920 back in my GameStop days, I was covering, you know, the, the 322 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:55,520 counter and I, it was like a Saturday morning and Saturday 323 00:16:55,520 --> 00:17:00,000 mornings were always odd because you were just a, it was a jumble 324 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,080 of people. You'd get like grandma's taking 325 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,800 their, their kid, their grandkids out, like buying 326 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,599 stuff. I want to get GTA5. 327 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:11,520 And you know, you'd have families coming in, you'd have 328 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,040 old guys coming in buying the anime games. 329 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,160 It was. It was a whole thing. 330 00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:17,880 There. So Oh yeah, I know there is a 331 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,599 there's always old guys buy an anime game one. 332 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,960 Lollipop Chainsaw please. Yeah, it's it's an odd. 333 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,240 I'm uncomfortable. Thank you, Sir. 334 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,560 I'm not at all. I'm related to the story I'm 335 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,200 about to tell. But there there was this guy 336 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:38,760 that came in older guy, you know, biker, like cut, you know, 337 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,800 chaps on everything else wrote up on a nice Harley comes in 338 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,200 like, hey, man, like what are you What are you looking for 339 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,520 today? And he's like Oni Chan 6, like 340 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:51,000 the revenge or whatever. I was like, what we speak 341 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,960 English, Sir. It's it's some like anime game 342 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,760 where like the more damage they make more clothes fall off and 343 00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:00,280 I'm like, what? All right, Yeah, you might want 344 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,520 to. Go to Steam for that one. 345 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,320 You know you can do this online, right? 346 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,800 Yeah, you don't have to tell me, you know, guys 40 years younger 347 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,160 than you. But you don't have a back 348 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,880 section like Blockbuster. Yeah. 349 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:15,960 Which honestly is a little surprising. 350 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,360 I feel like GameStop would probably save itself with 351 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:24,720 something like. That so I remember the store was 352 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,680 kind of quiet and I was putting some some inventory away or 353 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:33,200 something like that and these these two guys walked in and 354 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,200 they looked they looked how most people in 4 Dodge do. 355 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,840 They were heavyset. They were short. 356 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,640 They were in a shirt that were 5 sizes too big for them. 357 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,200 Shorts. There were three sizes too big 358 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,080 for them and they were just dirty. 359 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,400 Had to tell. What's wrong with me? 360 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:52,160 No, they were walking dirty out. They were like they had like had 361 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,800 a grocery sack in the hand. So automatically assuming, all 362 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,360 right, you're going to do a trade in whatever. 363 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,480 And so they set this grocery sack down. 364 00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,840 I'm like, hey guys, how you doing today? 365 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,240 You know, thanks for coming in. What can I do for you and you 366 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,840 guys? Take dairy in fruit. 367 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,200 They're like we're looking to do a trade in. 368 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,320 I'm like, alright, cool. Like you looking to do, like 369 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,480 credit, you looking to do like cash? 370 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:16,600 Like what are you looking for? And as soon as I finished that 371 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,200 sentence, their Musk hit me. Oh. 372 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:23,000 It was like how you were describing like it just I could 373 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:27,800 smell every individual bacteria like it was just every 374 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:31,360 everything inside of me wanted to scream get away. 375 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:36,800 These guys are a biohazard. At some point, they must become. 376 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:41,040 OK, All right. And so I open up the thing and 377 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,760 like it's, it's just full of like loose CDs. 378 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:50,040 So OK, so I'm going through them and they're like Xbox 360 games. 379 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,920 And so I'm looking at them and like the closer I'm looking at 380 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,360 these things, like some of these discs are like crusted together. 381 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,240 Like it's just, it's terrible. And I'm like. 382 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,760 I. Can't take like three of these 383 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,200 things, man. Like the rest of them were too 384 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,680 scratched up or I can't even pull some of them apart. 385 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,360 Well, you're still good. You're still good. 386 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,760 No, man, they're they're not good. 387 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,240 Like I'm telling you, I'm going to take three of these things. 388 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,720 I was like, I'm looking at it now. 389 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,440 You're going to get like 8 bucks store credit and they're trying 390 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,720 to haggle with me. I'm like, man, I don't, I don't 391 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,320 make these prices up. I'm not just sitting with the 392 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,520 notepad doing this. This is corporate telling me 393 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,720 this is what they're going to pay for. 394 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,640 So either take it or leave it. So at the end of the day, I 395 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:33,280 really don't care. You know, they're trying to hag 396 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,600 with me and everything else. I was like, I don't. 12. 397 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:39,280 I was like, just either take it or don't take it. 398 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,640 It doesn't matter to me. We're going to go find something 399 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,520 that we want. All right, dude, fine. 400 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,120 So they're wondering the store by now, like they've been here 401 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,960 for like 20 minutes. So like the entire front desk 402 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,440 area just reeks. I'm trying my best not to gag 403 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,280 and everything else. One of my Co workers comes from 404 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,160 out the bag. She's gagging. 405 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,280 I'm like just go back. Fine I got it. 406 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,040 Then I've got like kids and family starting to come in and 407 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:05,200 they're trying to check out and they're like these people are 408 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,520 not at the desk anymore. They've not been at the desk for 409 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,400 like 5 minutes. They're over in the back. 410 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:13,200 I can think it's a second. It's still sitting there at the 411 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,360 desk. Oh man. 412 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,640 And it's just, it just wouldn't go away. 413 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,520 I'm I'm apologizing to people. Hey, you know, I'm sorry. 414 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,520 Kids are like, what's that? That stinks. 415 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:23,440 I. Know. 416 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,720 Yeah, I know. I'm a little guy. 417 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,960 I've got like a candle I saw I'm trying to spray all over the 418 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:29,840 place. Oh man. 419 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:33,640 These guys come back up and they're like they they finally 420 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,280 get their stuff. They finally leave but then the 421 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:39,520 store for the next. Like you could smell it 422 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,800 everywhere. I ended up just going through 423 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,040 with lights all just housing the entire store. 424 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:49,200 It was terrible. Wash your wash your drawers and 425 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,640 wash your pits. That's all I got to. 426 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,880 Say I don't know if SOAP is a contender from one like that. 427 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,880 I think it might just be straight bleach you got to use. 428 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,840 Sink down and do it. You might want to drink some, 429 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,400 it'll clean you from the inside out. 430 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,400 Do what you got to do, man. But that stuff gross. 431 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,640 There are gross, gross, gross people out there. 432 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:14,800 Is it a diet I. Don't understand how you get to 433 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:15,960 that place. It can be. 434 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,280 It can be a diet. It's a McDonald's only diet. 435 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,800 Well, well, it's. It can be. 436 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,840 A shower thing. Never, never shower. 437 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,960 Plus diet plus living conditions. 438 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,520 Dude, some people's houses just reek, yeah. 439 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,400 Well, yeah, that they don't. Clean anything they. 440 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,640 Have multiple house smell can bake into you. 441 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:40,200 Yeah, it was a the family at church dozens of years ago is an 442 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,400 Indian family. Not racist, but they smelled 443 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,760 like the stereotypical, like smelly, you know, people from 444 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,600 India. It's smelled like old leftover 445 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:53,680 Curry, like noodle kind of rice. It it that stuff like, yeah, it 446 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,600 was very. Potent though, and you don't 447 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,800 have to be very close to them at all to smell. 448 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,560 No, it's like man, and it's not. It's not no, it's not a dig in 449 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,920 them either. It's just a that's just a normal 450 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,280 thing for their culture. Yeah, they're cooking and it 451 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,080 just the fumes just stay. And. 452 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,560 They. They only bathe like once a week 453 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,840 or something like that too. Can't do that. 454 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,360 You got a bathe, you got a bathe. 455 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,560 Oh man. That's pretty bad. 456 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,120 Yeah, there's some pretty gross things out there, man. 457 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:24,840 I mean, India has a festival, did you know that? 458 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,560 A what? They have a poop festival. 459 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,120 Poop Festival. So the the guy that covered all 460 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,440 the fraud up in the guy that covered the fraud up in 461 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,120 Minneapolis. Yeah. 462 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:41,320 The guy that broke the story so he he does like this journalism 463 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,840 thing all around the world. Is this real? 464 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,720 Or he covers stuff like this. So he went to India and he he 465 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,920 because he heard about this poop festival. 466 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,080 So they save. They save cow dung for an entire 467 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,680 year. No. 468 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,360 And then at this of this one day, they just like, it's like 469 00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,840 the tomato festival, like where they throw the tomatoes, but 470 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,240 they're throwing poop all over the place. 471 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,280 They're covered in. It. 472 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,360 That's what they're doing. That's what they do. 473 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,280 They think that it's like. Wow, guys. 474 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,760 They're. Covered in it, it's mountains of 475 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,520 it. Head to toe it is disgusting. 476 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,240 Watching that video was a difficult thing for me. 477 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,160 Wow. There's a video. 478 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,920 I don't why do you do that? No, it's. 479 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,800 Bad. How is it journalism guys 480 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,680 support the are? There cameras in India. 481 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,920 No, the guy. Just look at the thumbnail, he's 482 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:29,600 got a wrap of poop. That's a giant boulder above his 483 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,960 head. Guys, they're covered in it. 484 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,960 They're covered in it. My six months, sorry. 485 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,320 Not a year. No, no, it gets in. 486 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,840 It's gotta get in your mouth. There's kids. 487 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:47,560 Oh my goodness dude, the guy the YouTuber guys in a hazmat suit. 488 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,000 Yeah, well he gets hit in the face with it and knocks his suit 489 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,680 off like. His he's like. 490 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,760 It's been my mouth. Rubbing it in his face. 491 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:01,200 It is disgusting. What? 492 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,000 So they wet it? They wet it down. 493 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,960 Yeah. Oh. 494 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,880 They made on their heads so it gets in their hair. 495 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,240 And they're they probably don't watch afterwards either. 496 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,640 No. Well, I mean, so you do what is 497 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,960 it They they don't shake. What is it they eat with their 498 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,080 left hand and wipe with their right? 499 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,400 I think. Yeah, yeah. 500 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,320 Or the other way around. It's one. 501 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,200 It's what I've. Told yeah they don't use TP. 502 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,400 Well you guys have seen like the the TikTok videos of Indian 503 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,160 street food right? Oh yeah. 504 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,560 Feet in it, Yeah. Where they where they're in it 505 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,880 with your freaking feet. And the flies are all over the 506 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,760 place and yeah. That's how you know it's good. 507 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,240 Coming from a third world country, no. 508 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,160 It's like a three flies. We're not plotting around the 509 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,880 meat in the market. It's rotten. 510 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,360 Don't eat it. That's that is fair, but when 511 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,560 they're mixing the flies into the food. 512 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,880 Oh, it's fine, A little extra protein. 513 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,840 Yes, I'm good. This poop festival is like a 5 514 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:03,520 foot high mound of poop in the jet in the center of town. 515 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:04,600 Oh, dumb. Yes. 516 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,520 Oh dear Lord, can I just say real quick, I'm so grateful that 517 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,840 I live in this great country and I don't have poop festivals and 518 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,720 I don't go to an outdoor meat market because. 519 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,160 They love it, they love it, they love it. 520 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,560 Celebrate. This is this is so much fun, 521 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,800 right? Oh my. 522 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,520 Diwali. Diwali is from my understanding. 523 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,080 Diwali is like their Christmas kind of. 524 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,920 Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's similar to their 525 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,160 gods. Yeah, so like, imagine at the 526 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,640 end of Christmas, it's like. It's the it's. 527 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,440 The end of Christmas, Yeah, I'm gonna start pulling a cow down. 528 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,440 Telling. This time to get out of the 529 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,160 poop. Well, so I mean, the cow is 530 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,720 worshipped, so it's probably seen as something, you know, 531 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:51,680 blessed to get out there. Like the whole how much smell 532 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,520 does that generate? It's a gigantic mountain of. 533 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,880 There you got to see that for. Miles. 534 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,160 They're a holy river. Like one of the rivers that goes 535 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,800 through, like India is considered a holy river, right? 536 00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,840 So like if you're, you're, you're supposed to bathe in that 537 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,920 river. That river is just filled with 538 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:15,200 sewage, so they they bathe in the sewage river. 539 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,640 Oh my goodness. Because it's holy. 540 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,320 The guy that did River Monsters covered it because he like went 541 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,680 there. The guy's like, oh, washing this 542 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,240 and he's like, I've been instructed by my team to not do 543 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,520 this because. I could do. 544 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:32,360 Everything under the sun. Every parasite ever that ever 545 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,720 lived. Yeah, it's in Terry, dude. 546 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,240 It's it's a thing. Man, they build tolerance. 547 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,960 They're immune to it. They've become superhuman. 548 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:45,040 There's a million of them packed in an area the size of Texas and 549 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,760 and California put together. We're we're. 550 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,920 Subhuman to them. Or a billion of them. 551 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,000 Sorry. We can't handle. 552 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,480 It Yeah, we. Can't handle it. 553 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,240 I'm pretty sure it's almost 2 billion now. 554 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,200 Pretty sure they almost hit the 2 billion mark. 555 00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,280 Oh man. Well, maybe we're doing 556 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,680 something wrong, I don't know. Listen, I've seen Indian movies, 557 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,560 OK? Bollywood's got nothing on Neil 558 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,760 Breed. I don't know man, I disagree. 559 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:11,560 You disagree that Bollywood's got nothing on Neil Breen I? 560 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,960 Think Bollywood is better than Hollywood now? 561 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,560 Oh wow. OK, I mean, for a second, you 562 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,880 were, you were, you know, hey, you were just breeding yourself 563 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,000 from Neil Breen. Neil Breen's not Hollywood, 564 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,720 though. He's from, like, he's Canton. 565 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:29,040 OH, or whatever, Yeah. Jim. 566 00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:32,480 He's in Ohio. I can't believe it's suicide. 567 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,360 If he's in Ohio, then that's where we need to go for the next 568 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:36,680 voice trip. Who didn't? 569 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,720 Can't. Believe you've committed 570 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,560 suicide? I don't know. 571 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:42,880 I seriously cannot believe. Why would you do this? 572 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:50,200 Bro he's dead. It's like he's genuinely asking 573 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,320 him. I need that to be on our style 574 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,520 board. Why would you? 575 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,720 Do that Why? No, Dang it, he lives in Las 576 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,360 Vegas, NV. Oh, he is Hollywood. 577 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,280 Yeah. As Hollywood as it gets. 578 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,880 Well, I mean, Hollywood is more Hollywood than Hollywood. 579 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,640 Listen, there's two things now that I want to do in Vegas. 580 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,640 One, I want to drive a tank. And two, I want to go to Neil 581 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:16,160 Green's house. We can drive a tank up in it's 582 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,000 either Wisconsin or Minnesota. Minnesota We. 583 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,840 Can do that in Vegas too. The Vegas has better food. 584 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,520 If we go down, if we go down to Texas, we can ride in a 585 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,960 helicopter and shoot pigs with a mini gun. 586 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,160 We can do, oh I don't know when was not, not a mini gun. 587 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,520 Let's say we should say in Illinois. 588 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,440 Listen, there's a. Company in southern Illinois 589 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,720 that does it. Guys, we can we can go to Vegas 590 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,760 and we go to the Heart Attack Grill and we can get we can get 591 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,600 spankings because we didn't finish with food. 592 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:47,360 I'll I'll fit. OK, I'll finish it all. 593 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,600 Tip for one bite I. Can do that so. 594 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,480 I'm going to get a fake ID that says I'm underage and you're not 595 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,840 allowed to touch me. How about that? 596 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,640 And then, and then, and then what's going to happen is I'm 597 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,000 going to do one of my signatures. 598 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:03,080 When they spank me. This is weird for us now you can 599 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:03,800 go we're. Done. 600 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,440 Yeah, we're. We're going to be the first 601 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,960 people kicked out of Vegas. When the restaurant sees you for 602 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:16,680 sexual harassment, I'm sure. It's sorry, it was involuntary. 603 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,800 What my fault? The court, they got that court 604 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:24,400 order ready to go, the restraining order. 605 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,760 But yeah, we lost Chuck Norris this week. 606 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,840 We're sorry to hear. We're we're going to take a 607 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:37,200 mandatory 5 minutes of silence. Mandatory 5 minutes. 608 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,920 Chuck Norris actually died five years ago, but the Grim Reaper 609 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,880 has been working up the courage. To. 610 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,160 Approach him about this. Hey, guys. 611 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,680 Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris didn't actually 612 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,840 die, OK? It just beat mortality. 613 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,280 Yeah. I really know. 614 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,040 It. He would live on up into his 615 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,320 90s. The the eyes of the Ranger are 616 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,520 still upon us. OK, Agreed. 617 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,520 More so than ever, I believe. Yeah, I've seen and I knew I 618 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,920 would. I've seen so many memes about, 619 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,840 you know, how a lot of people like, what is it, Chuck Chuck 620 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,160 Norris memes or Chuck Norris jokes on Facebook? 621 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,160 I think it is, yeah. You know, they've been going on 622 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,720 and on about how, you know, Chuck Norris is definitely in 623 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,280 heaven and not because he took over, but because because of 624 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:26,800 Jesus, you know, all that, that kind of stuff, you know, and but 625 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:30,720 then some people say, oh, God needed a sidekick, so he, he, he 626 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:31,520 brought. The horse. 627 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:37,200 Jeez. It's, it's great. 628 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:41,920 I mean, you know, obviously I've never met the guy and never knew 629 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,120 one. Of the ones I wished before. 630 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:48,680 Honestly, yeah. But it seems like a very genuine 631 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:52,680 person, a very humble person and somebody that genuinely cared 632 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:57,560 for the people around him. And I mean just all around 633 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,800 seemed like a a swell guy and a guy that people would want to be 634 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:01,920 around. You know what? 635 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,600 Frustrated like a seven time black belt. 636 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,000 Yeah, over. Yeah, he's a six time bare 637 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,680 knuckle world champion. Yeah. 638 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,720 It it frustrates me though, that people, people say, you know, 639 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,000 oh, I'm well, I'm glad he's dead because he was a maggot 640 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,160 supporter. Yeah. 641 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,680 That's, that's so sad to me. It's it's sad to me that where 642 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,400 somebody died, we're happy about it. 643 00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,480 It really is. We just downplay everything, no? 644 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,080 Matter who they support. Like I don't care who you 645 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,160 support dude. If your life matters, life 646 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,760 matters. I don't care whose it is. 647 00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,240 But it doesn't. It doesn't to them though. 648 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,560 No, and I don't understand that. I don't want to understand that. 649 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:44,560 Yeah, if Joe Biden or Barack Obama or, you know, yeah, any 650 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,360 any of the squad were to die, I'd I'd be sad for them and 651 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:47,800 their. Family. 652 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,200 Oh yeah, it'd be a tragedy, especially like an 653 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,160 assassination. Bring him back. 654 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,000 Oh, man. Yeah, Kirk. 655 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,120 Yeah. Like it it it. 656 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,240 Stinks a sub. Human opinion. 657 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,400 It it is. It. 658 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,200 Scares me. It kind of goes into a topic 659 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:09,160 that I I was going into, which is like the everything people 660 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,720 nowadays, not everybody, but a lot of people try to break 661 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,280 everything down into an identity. 662 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,680 Everybody going to have everybody. 663 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,200 Talking about this earlier, yeah. 664 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,000 And it's, it's, it's just, it's simply just not the case. 665 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,200 And not everybody needs to have their own individual identity. 666 00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:27,600 It's it's you are a person. You are a human being. 667 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,480 That's that's your identity. You're a human being doesn't get 668 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,480 any more individual than that or any more. 669 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:37,120 You don't need these other. Whether you believe differently 670 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,480 than I do, or the same as I do, or the polar opposite, it 671 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,000 doesn't matter. At the end of the day, you're a 672 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:47,040 human being and I should care that it for all the other human 673 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,440 beings around me. Agree. 674 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,560 So my pappy always taught me. Yep. 675 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,880 But now it means. You only value those you agree 676 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,040 with. Yeah, which means you should be 677 00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,960 willing to pee on anybody that's on fire. 678 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,080 Yeah, I. Don't think that would do 679 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:06,120 anything, but I had I do drink right? 680 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,760 I got to do something. You drink a lot of gasoline. 681 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,560 It might make it worse. Oh, I do. 682 00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:13,320 I do. Mr. I love the. 683 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,360 Smell of gasoline. I did have a glass of gasoline. 684 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,040 I'm going to hold off on being on You don't care about strange 685 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,560 addiction. I don't want this to get any 686 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,480 worse. That's your. 687 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:27,280 Addiction is gasoline guys. Is it weird if I drink 12 688 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,480 gallons of gasoline a day? Yes. 689 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,760 I mean, my car does. It's weird that you haven't. 690 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,320 Should be dead. You should be dead. 691 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,120 OK. My, but you should be my. 692 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,280 Addiction's getting expensive, OK? 693 00:34:41,159 --> 00:34:42,639 Hang in Iran. Let's. 694 00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:45,239 Stop the war so I can drink my 12 gallons. 695 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:50,960 Gee. On this note to to say one last 696 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,040 political thing that then hopefully steer away from 697 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,520 politics cuz I don't, I'm not a big politics guy. 698 00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:59,360 That's just me, Horace. Yeah, hey, and you can hate me 699 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,480 for it, that's fine. But here's my thing. 700 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:06,200 It becomes so divisive. I am not convinced that the war 701 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:10,320 in Iran has to do with the gas price because apparently they're 702 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,480 having gas shortages everywhere on the planet. 703 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,120 And it doesn't make sense to me why people would have gas 704 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,640 shortages that don't even get their oil from Iran or that 705 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,040 area. Even I wasn't aware of that. 706 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,440 Why would you have a shortage right now? 707 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,360 That makes no sense. I, I do know that we pretty much 708 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:29,600 refilled or we're in the process of refilling our, what you call 709 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:34,000 it, our reserves as a country through Venezuelan oil. 710 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,120 That's what's happening. With it, the entire world's. 711 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,680 Oil. What's it called? 712 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,000 But like, no, not even that really. 713 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:52,400 So what what everybody gets like nationwide, worldwide is all 714 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,920 kind of determined by a board of people that come out of the UAE, 715 00:35:56,240 --> 00:36:00,920 what I understand. And so, yeah, so basically like 716 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,760 if we're all short, that's because of what's they're doing, 717 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,160 that's they're they're saying. Oh, I have. 718 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:06,520 Heard that. I have heard that that they 719 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:10,320 actually control how much of it actually goes out and gets old. 720 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,200 But then also that also tells me. 721 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:16,040 It's not, I really think it's not an Iran problem. 722 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,640 That's a hey what are you guys doing problem. 723 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,600 Well, they're all UAE is also getting hit by the Iran stuff 724 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,320 but. Yeah. 725 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,320 Well, and then one of them was what's the largest refinery in 726 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,960 the world was was in Iran and it got hit. 727 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,920 Israel hit it. Yeah. 728 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,480 So it should just be getting our own oil. 729 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,800 I feel that way. We should be getting our own 730 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,520 oil. We have so much oil in our own 731 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,520 country, and the fact that we're not using our own oil reserves 732 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:45,160 is kind of weird to me. Yeah, We were back in 16 to 20 733 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,160 when Trump was in office the first time. 734 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:51,240 That was one of the big things. We were pretty much independent, 735 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:54,040 energy independent and I'm I'm not sure why we haven't returned 736 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,240 to that. I don't know if we have or not. 737 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,760 I didn't shut down that pipeline. 738 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,840 I don't know if it it. Was a big thing, yeah. 739 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,680 That was a big. Thing we soak up oil from the 740 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,440 whole world and then when they're dry we still have our 741 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,240 own. Well, yeah, that is true. 742 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:10,800 I mean, that'd be great and all if we were actually doing. 743 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,200 That. Deposits of oil. 744 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,840 And by then, we'll be in the stars. 745 00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:21,080 You know something that makes me what's that gassed and I'm cool 746 00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:25,400 Joe remember, still cool. Joe, this isn't a failure Cool, 747 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,720 but it does yeah, you're cool me upset. 748 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,080 It does make me upset and that's okay. 749 00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,480 Stop. They're talking about the auto 750 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,800 stop feature in the new cars that they're finally with 751 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,440 Trump's thing they're finally putting a stop to that and it's 752 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,800 made me think why was auto stop Cuz your car shuts off on new 753 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,640 cars when you add a stop light. It's a restart the. 754 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:50,440 Active field management system. It kills your starter, so that's 755 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:54,200 not fun. OK, so they do put your oh, 756 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,680 sorry, let. Me finish, Let me finish. 757 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,080 Yes Sir, yes Sir. Let him close the reason. 758 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,800 Why I do that is fuel efficiency, and we got to be 759 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,640 mindful of fuel efficiency because it used too much fuel. 760 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,400 We're going to end up killing everybody. 761 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:12,280 But they have to do is look at how many private jets there are. 762 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,720 There's a website where you can track all the private jets. 763 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,760 There they go. And it was especially for the 764 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,520 what was it for the Grammys or something? 765 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,400 Somebody Grammys? Private jet. 766 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:26,720 To fly one hour or like 20 minutes, you use a private jet 767 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,560 to fly 20 minutes and just that flight alone used like a month 768 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,440 of the amount of gas that would use to fuel my car. 769 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,000 So I don't want to I don't want to hear about auto stop in my 770 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,640 car when you who own the fuel company or own, you know, the 771 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,920 big three car companies, you have private jets that you use. 772 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,440 So I don't really want to hear about you wanting to shut my car 773 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,120 off at a stoplight. So. 774 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,200 You can shut those in most models. 775 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,720 You can shut those off, but you have to shut it off every time. 776 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,240 You have to shut it off every time you get in your vehicle you 777 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:02,560 can. Some of them you can go in and 778 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,560 you can go into the system, disable it and shut them off 779 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,280 that way. Yeah. 780 00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,560 But you have to have, you know, like a laptop or a scanner in 781 00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:10,120 order to do it. It's. 782 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,800 Just one of those. I agree with you and it doesn't. 783 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,520 They put beefier starters in them. 784 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:17,960 They say that most mechanics say that it doesn't seem to cause an 785 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,640 issue. But you use, do you do use, 786 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:24,120 excuse me, more fuel to start your vehicle than you do to just 787 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,920 keep it running? Generally, especially the 788 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,760 stoplight where you sit like 20 seconds. 789 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,240 If you want to save, if you want to have a better fuel economy, 790 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,200 you can't do it at a stop sign because at a stop sign, you need 791 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,480 to come to a full and complete stop. 792 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:39,520 But at a stop light, you can get a few feet from it and just 793 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,000 slowly drift forward until it turns green. 794 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,720 If you chime it right, you actually gain fuel economy that 795 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:49,080 way because you're not just sitting in your, your engines 796 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,360 not pushing against the brakes. It's just idling. 797 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,680 And so in fuel economy is better that way. 798 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,120 I don't know if I haven't done the math to see if it lines up 799 00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,400 with, you know, saving that much more fuel. 800 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:03,200 But there's a lot of ways. Like when we were super poor and 801 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:07,760 gas was like $5 a stupid gallon, I was trying to come up with 802 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:11,000 everything I could to. I was even looking into making 803 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,600 my own ethanol for a while and it's not that hard. 804 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,360 Yeah, here in Iowa, there's plenty of corn. 805 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,800 You don't have to have corn, you can do it off of grass 806 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,960 clippings. Why not? 807 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,520 Any any fibrous plant material you can make into ethanol and 808 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,800 you're not making it to drink, so you don't care what it tastes 809 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,080 like, you just make an alcohol. What? 810 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,960 A little tasty poop. Yeah, you can, you know, just to 811 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,960 see, but you probably, it'll probably taste like Hawkeye 812 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:38,640 vodka or something. You know that's nasty. 813 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,080 Gross. Yeah, it's all pretty 814 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,200 negligible, but. Yeah. 815 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,760 Yeah, it's a lot. It's just so much like. 816 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,520 Here's something I think should be illegal. 817 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:53,320 Anyone who is not a contractor or doesn't haul you should have 818 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,560 a truck. Hot take. 819 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:56,600 You mean okay when you say truck? 820 00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:00,520 Like an F2 fit like a big F-250. A bigger trick? 821 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,040 Okay, so something bigger than the standard? 822 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,160 Yeah, like anything bigger than A1. 50 or like. 823 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:10,080 What are they, the jerk weeds who drive around their three 50s 824 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,440 with the spoilers on them? Brand Scone 90. 825 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,880 Five and. They've never hauled anything 826 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,840 since owning that truck. Yeah. 827 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,520 Shouldn't have it. You shouldn't have it. 828 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,320 I think that's more of. Against the law, you shouldn't 829 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,920 have. To be fair, you're discrediting 830 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,440 yourself in that situation. I say let them have it. 831 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,080 It proves you're an idiot. It proves like. 832 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,120 The world now sees that's. A billboard thing to kind of 833 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,520 make up for other shortcomings. I I always, I love the people. 834 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,840 I love to have a truck. For their their short statues, I 835 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,280 would love to have a truck. I'm not and they gotta go 90 all 836 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,440 the time and. They'll oh man, can we have that 837 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,160 sucker as hard as you can? I just. 838 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,840 The one thing I hate about the summertime, yeah, I hate, they 839 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:53,760 hate. That's what I hate about 840 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:58,160 summertime is, is you got people in these trucks and motorcycles 841 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,200 that just want to be as loud as they can. 842 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,400 And I'm just just trying to listen to our podcast or 843 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,920 somebody else's podcast or maybe some music, and I can't because 844 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,280 with my windows rolled up and earbuds in, I'm still hearing 845 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:16,480 their vehicle. That is way too loud because 846 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,120 they have a short member, you know. 847 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,000 I'm going, I'm going 85 and they're right on you. 848 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000 Yeah, yeah. I don't. 849 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,920 Even wonder, man, I don't know what you like. 850 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,720 It's your world, man. I'm just living in it. 851 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,680 I'm sorry. Right, cool. 852 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,480 Joe got to talk now. Mad and mad and angry. 853 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,800 Dan's going to get to talk. I like it mad. 854 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:39,960 Mad Maxi, Dan. To meet you. 855 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,080 I'm here for it. Nice to meet you. 856 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,320 Let it go buddy, Let it go talk. To meet. 857 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,280 Your soul. I've talked to most of you, you 858 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,920 guys bought this already, but more stuff has come to light 859 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,680 that adds fuel to my flame. It it it. 860 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:57,680 Grumbles my gears. Chaps as khakis folks get 861 00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,840 prepared. Get. 862 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,320 Get those khaki bombs out folks, he needs it. 863 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,880 Kind of already expressed, right. 864 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,360 I, I identities it, it's stupid and it sucks and I don't like 865 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,280 it. It's, it's, it's, it's dumb, 866 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,040 yes. So. 867 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:17,640 Identifying as a feeling. Yeah, just being like, well, 868 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:21,320 this is this one thing is who I am, and that's. 869 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,480 All. And that's all that I am. 870 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. 871 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,360 Recently, as as most of you know, I'm a big Star Trek guy, 872 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:34,600 like Star Trek quite a bit. I, I, I watched, I watched Star 873 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:39,040 Trek Picard the third season. The first two seasons suck for 874 00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,600 many different reasons. I'll get into some of those. 875 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,360 Watch the third season. It was great. 876 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,680 It's fantastic. It paid a lot of homage to the 877 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,440 next generation and it it made you like if you enjoyed that 878 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,240 show you you enjoyed the things that were happening to those 879 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:54,920 characters, right? The first season in the second 880 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,960 season sucked for many different reasons because they made 881 00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:04,400 focuses on things that shouldn't matter in the 32nd century, like 882 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,200 whether or not you're gay like that. 883 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,280 That does not matter in the 32nd century. 884 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:13,720 Nobody cares. In the 32nd century, they. 885 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:18,600 Shouldn't. Nobody cares the the big bad of 886 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,840 like all of Star Trek, the Borg, right? 887 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:25,600 They are impervious to damage. They, they can, you know, phase 888 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,360 with, with your your weapons like they can modulate to become 889 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,800 invincible, right? They're these slow moving zombie 890 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,320 like creatures that are terrifying. 891 00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,720 They will assimilate you and make you a part of them. 892 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:41,520 Well, instead of taking them on in combat from afar, you know, 893 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,360 with, with lasers and all this super cool technology. 894 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,000 What did they do in the 32nd century? 895 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:51,720 Well, in an open field, 2 very strong and powerful independent 896 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:56,040 woman use knives to destroy the big bads of the future. 897 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:57,000 Oh my. Which is. 898 00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:00,040 Fine, I have no problem with with women doing cool stuff in 899 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,200 in movies and video games and TV shows, but make it 900 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,320 realistically. That's probably a good melee is 901 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,880 probably a good way to go when taking out just. 902 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,000 Honor the cannon. Taking them out, Pete. 903 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,680 But like, it's just the way it was done was was dumb. 904 00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:14,760 Yeah, I get that. And then, of course, you know, 905 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:19,160 we were blessed with the Super progressive star Starfleet 906 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:26,560 Academy, where there's there's there's 10 episodes of instead 907 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:32,280 of it being, you know, a, a homage to the future and how 908 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,560 humanity has resolved its differences and how they've 909 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,160 moved on, how they've built a life that's better for 910 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:41,200 everybody. Now it's a teen drama. 911 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,480 Well, why are you sleeping with that guy? 912 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,160 I want you to sleep with me. Well, no, I am. 913 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:50,280 My name is Jay Den, and I'm a Klingon who's gay and I wear 914 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:55,000 skirts and I cry even though the Klingons have no tear ducts. 915 00:45:58,240 --> 00:45:59,880 And then? 1. 916 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:03,320 Of the senior officers on the bridge is a gem Hadar Klingon 917 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:07,120 hybrid, even though and woman, even though this species has no 918 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,360 women, it's only men and they're only bread and peg. 919 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,960 But I am, I am strong, powerful, and guess what? 920 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:19,320 I'm lesbian and it's insufferable. 921 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,960 The captain is obsessed with like, sitting. 922 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,040 So, you know, you, you picture a captain in a Starship, right? 923 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:28,240 And they're sitting in their seat and they're strong and 924 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:30,160 powerful, right? They're the center of the ship. 925 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,960 And whether they're men or women, you had, you know, 926 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,480 Captain Kirk, you had Captain Picard, you had Captain Janeway, 927 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,160 right? They're, they're these powerful 928 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,120 characters and you know, they're, they're composed and 929 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,520 they're professionals, right? Because it's a, it's a military, 930 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,160 they're professionals. Well, what does this captain do? 931 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:48,000 Well, she just sits with her feet, her bare feet out and 932 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,360 hangs off the side of the chair like she's a child with her feet 933 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:55,200 dangling around. What pisses me off? 934 00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:00,080 Oh my. And then, OK, so I've been very 935 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:02,800 excited. I've been very excited for the 936 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,120 game, the game that just came out this last week called 937 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,080 Crimson Desert. I'll get into a little bit of 938 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,640 that and it's just a second, but I've been very excited for it. 939 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,720 So what I've been feeling recently is I want to play like 940 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:13,960 a high. Prime 4. 941 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:17,520 Yeah, I want to play a high fantasy RPG right where I get to 942 00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,280 be. The heroes of Love. 943 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,280 Day. And I get to have like, you 944 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,960 know, the magic and the swords and the, the axes and all that 945 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,520 kind of fun stuff. It's a blast. 946 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,720 I personally love Dragon Age. Dragon Age is a great series. 947 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:32,640 Dragon Age origins 2 and and Inquisition are are some of the 948 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:36,120 greatest storytelling out there, right up there on par with like 949 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,680 Mass Effect 2 and and the original Mass Effect. 950 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:43,920 So Oh well, the trilogy. But so I booted up inquisition. 951 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,920 I was like, you know what? I beat this game like 12 times. 952 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:48,880 I'll I'll try something different. 953 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,600 Like I'm not surprised by this story anymore. 954 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:56,240 So I saw that on game pass they had Dragon Age the Vale guard 955 00:47:56,320 --> 00:48:01,240 which is the newest Dragon Age that came out in 2001 or 2122. 956 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,960 Either one. So I was like, you know what? 957 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,400 I've been hating on this game for a while and I've never 958 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,160 actually played it. Let me go ahead and give her a 959 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,560 shot. So I booted her up. 960 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,040 Guess what? Had a blast. 961 00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:13,240 It was a lot of fun. The gameplay was intriguing, the 962 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:18,640 combat was interesting, and then I came across a character by the 963 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,280 name of Rosh Raesh. I forget what the name is. 964 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:26,320 Anyways, who is a trans character who doesn't know what 965 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,240 they want to be and you've got to help them along? 966 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,440 And it quite literally just took me from the story and just stuck 967 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:35,400 me right out of the story. I was invested until I came 968 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,400 across this character because this character is pushing 969 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,320 something on you. You have to help them decide who 970 00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:45,160 they are. Say I don't care, I'm trying to 971 00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:48,360 stop the flight that's infecting our land. 972 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,720 I don't care about this personal problem. 973 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,360 I don't want to go to dinner with your mom and explain what 974 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:56,840 you are. I don't. 975 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,960 Care, I'm going back in front of the dragon so I can kill it. 976 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,280 It. Literally just grabbed you and 977 00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,000 just sucked you out of the game and just said Nope, you're going 978 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,040 to do this and it. Forced you to do it. 979 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,040 I quite literally every time I ran into this character, I just. 980 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:13,840 Went skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip skip. 981 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,280 I don't care. I I want. 982 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,400 To get back, I'm playing. This game for another reason. 983 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:22,560 Yeah, it's a role-playing game. I did not pick this role. 984 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,800 No. Yeah, like sometimes it, like in 985 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,560 the old Dragon Age games, like you could do things that would 986 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,680 piss off other characters so bad that they wanted nothing to do 987 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,880 with you. And then now it's like, it's 988 00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,240 like, you could you could kill this guy's mom. 989 00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,880 You could kill this guy's mom and they'd be like, OK, that's 990 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:45,800 fine, it's dumb. Crimson Desert comes out right. 991 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:50,440 So far it's been a very divisive game for reviewers because the 992 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,600 first puzzle of the game is too hard. 993 00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,720 It's too hard for them. Oh no. 994 00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,680 So it it wasn't that hard. It was super easy. 995 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,520 You've played Breath of the Wild or any game that has any kind of 996 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:01,720 puzzle in it. You're fine. 997 00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:03,440 You're going to figure this puzzle out pretty freaking 998 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,720 quick. So that's not what I'm here to 999 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:06,600 talk about. It's a great game. 1000 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,480 I love it so far. It's fantastic and I've been 1001 00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:14,200 having a great time with it. But a reviewer left it at a 0 1002 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,040 out of 10 for them. Does anybody want to take a 1003 00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:18,640 guess why they left the game a 0 out of 10? 1004 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,880 Inoperable like. That means like, it's a terrible 1005 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,320 game, right? They gave it a 0 10 because 1006 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,680 there's no LGBT representation in the game. 1007 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:33,920 The game that is a high fantasy set in the like 12 hundreds. 1008 00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,760 That's an automatic 9 out of 10 for me. 1009 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,800 I haven't played it. There's no representation. 1010 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,760 It's a fantasy game, right? It's all set in modern day 1011 00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:45,800 America though. Is. 1012 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:50,400 It a fantasy game. Things of today, this is what 1013 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,800 this is going down the root 'cause I just gave a bunch of 1014 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,800 examples. This is what really boils down. 1015 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:59,760 I am so tired of things of today going into things that are set 1016 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,200 either way far in the future where they shouldn't be a 1017 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,720 problem. Or a different dimension. 1018 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,480 Where they shouldn't be the problem or a different dimension 1019 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:08,880 where they shouldn't be a problem. 1020 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,720 I I play and watch these things to get away from the things of 1021 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:15,160 today. I don't. 1022 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,680 Want to be reminded of the things of today in a thing 1023 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,000 that's not supposed to have the things that today? 1024 00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:23,760 That's pissed. Me off. 1025 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:27,120 So is it true? Been seeing. 1026 00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:32,160 Been seeing this, this fella that he, he, he talks about 1027 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:35,760 stuff like this and he like he always has the camera above him, 1028 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,040 you know, and he goes, he tells you, you know what it is he 1029 00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,240 goes. And it pisses me off. 1030 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,320 But it's dumb. I hate the world with Dragons. 1031 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,280 Get it out of my get it out of my stuff. 1032 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:49,680 They could kill you at any second. 1033 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,640 Yeah, I don't think people would care about this. 1034 00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,120 No, give me back my great sword and my steel and let me go kill 1035 00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:57,600 the. Thing. 1036 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,400 Who am I? You're about to be dead because 1037 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:04,280 this Dragon's coming in, bro. Get out of my face. 1038 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,520 Yes. Like, come on. 1039 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,640 We're. All gonna die. 1040 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:14,240 Shut up. Meanwhile, meanwhile, it goes on 1041 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:18,240 with this too. The Internet is so, it's so 1042 00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:19,280 funny. It's so unique. 1043 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,640 We can be so divided, but we can be so unified in other ways. 1044 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:23,320 Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1045 00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:29,360 TikTok post. It's like GTA 6 is said to 1046 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:35,880 feature pride month parades and all the comments are just what 1047 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:41,040 you'd imagine they'd be. It's like, I think that's a good 1048 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,960 idea actually. A loading gun. 1049 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,560 Oh geez, don't know. John Wick like. 1050 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,920 And those people, the people that are doing that, get put on 1051 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:58,600 a list, rested. All the comments. 1052 00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,800 It's it's, it's, it's, it's ridiculous. 1053 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:07,440 No, no. But it, it really is a little 1054 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,240 bit but. GTA6 is the game where you kill 1055 00:53:10,240 --> 00:53:12,480 people. Yeah I agree though. 1056 00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,760 It's it. It takes me out of the whole 1057 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,560 entire experience. There there are other things in 1058 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:22,520 life besides just. So Mass Effect 2, and I've said 1059 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:24,680 this before, Mass Effect 2 is probably one of my favorite 1060 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,680 games of all time. I absolutely love the 1061 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:30,720 environment, the storytelling, the characters, the gameplay. 1062 00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,480 Oh, it's fantastic. It's, it's a great game. 1063 00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,120 It's really well played out. If you never played it, please 1064 00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,880 play it or at least watch someone who played through it. 1065 00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:40,480 It's fantastic. In that game you're literally in 1066 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:45,040 a race against time to stop the the end of the universe from 1067 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,080 happening. You are in a race against time 1068 00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:50,720 and quite literally, if you don't perform missions fast 1069 00:53:50,720 --> 00:53:53,280 enough, people will die. No. 1070 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:56,240 But like, if you don't get to the next mission and you, you 1071 00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:58,440 just kind of go off and like, oh, I'm going to go do all the 1072 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,080 side stuff. People that are on your crew are 1073 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,480 going to be dead. And then you go into a what is 1074 00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,360 called a suicide mission and if you didn't gear up properly 1075 00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:11,000 enough, half of your your characters that you spent 20 1076 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,840 hours getting to know are dead. And then you go into the actual 1077 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:18,200 mission itself. And then it's like, hey, if I 1078 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,640 picked the wrong person to lead this, they're going to die. 1079 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,000 That does the storytelling and everything else is is so great. 1080 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,600 It'd be like going through that moment and then getting pulled 1081 00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:30,320 out to be like, Oh yeah, So you know, my mom doesn't know that 1082 00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,680 I'm gay, so. Can you tell her to me? 1083 00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:35,080 Wait, what? I don't. 1084 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,640 Care you're. You're I don't care about this 1085 00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,800 right now. Trying to save the universe. 1086 00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,760 Into the universe. And there was personal romance 1087 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,760 in that game. Yeah, you could be gay if you 1088 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:47,240 want. It if you want it. 1089 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,440 It wasn't forced on. Simon Balders game. 1090 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,280 Not at all. Great, if you want it to be. 1091 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,440 You could be. You weren't forced to be. 1092 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:55,920 Maybe we should leave it at that. 1093 00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:58,120 Yeah, yeah. It wasn't wound up. 1094 00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,920 It was like, this is a thing and it's like, OK, cool. 1095 00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,320 Yeah, it's a personal thing. That's what the whole thing 1096 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,400 boils down to. It needs to be. 1097 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,040 Personal, but they're making it on you. 1098 00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:15,080 You need to help me accept myself bro, that's the stupidest 1099 00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,320 thing I've ever heard in my life.