1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,840 The Main Menu podcast presents DAD under the table. 2 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,800 You could always use the command hooks. 3 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:16,560 I I've. Tried, they won't work. 4 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,240 I've had I've had those in my last house and they had the same 5 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,520 exact walls. They don't work. 6 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:25,240 Oh the OK, the texture is. Yeah, the it's too bumpy. 7 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,920 It's a wall. I hate those things. 8 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:31,040 I like a smooth wall. Same. 9 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:34,840 Same like a baby's butt. Yeah, see you get it. 10 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,320 I do. Yeah, I was about to question 11 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:40,560 how would you know, but I forgot you have children or a child. 12 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,360 I have baby. I have baby. 13 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,240 Of the baby. Well, even if you don't have 14 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:49,240 kids, I mean, somebody's touched the baby's bottom at some point. 15 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,440 Change the diaper of a niece or nephew or sister. 16 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,720 I fondled mine. Boy, boy. 17 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:58,320 My butt. Anyway, I have a shelf back 18 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,240 there. You can't see it because it's 19 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,520 completely black, but I have. I'm going to have a whole bunch 20 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,560 of stuff on it. You guys don't touch your butt. 21 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,120 He's here. See my peanuts? 22 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:18,880 The. 1st thing not only I hear. Hey, what up baby? 23 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:24,600 But the Victoria hears is that you guys, you guys don't. 24 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:33,160 Hold on, she gets one too. I might be a Victoria fan, but I 25 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,800 might be a Victoria fan. Wait a minute. 26 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,920 Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got to ask it don't take 27 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,680 offense. Does she have any secrets? 28 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:43,280 I. Was just going to ask her what 29 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,120 is the secret we finally get to know? 30 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:52,880 That's for me to find out and I. Just wondered what that was. 31 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,760 Then it's Danny. 'S because. 32 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:59,640 I don't know the context, I'm just going to leave it be. 33 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:06,120 Danny's secret's just going to be a store where a lonely white 34 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,320 guy just sits in the corner in a dark room and. 35 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:11,800 Cries. And you're holding something on 36 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,560 anybody. You pay him 10 bucks and he's 37 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:17,480 like, I don't know. It's worth about 10. 38 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,080 Dollars and if you got to pay. More you got to. 39 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:25,240 Pay more? I don't know. $10 and a Coke 0 40 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:30,920 cherry flavor, Yes. Money more well spent than on 41 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:33,840 the the Hoktua coin. Wait, Hoktua. 42 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:37,480 You mean the meme coin? Yeah, there's a she made a, she 43 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:41,400 did a massive illegal rug pole with a cryptocurrency. 44 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,000 Pump and dump, as the kids say. No way. 45 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,160 Yeah, people are saying she's going to go to jail A. 46 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,920 Common Go, as the kids say. They do say that. 47 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,400 No kidding. Yeah, I would say that because 48 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,160 that's a gas station chain. It's more than that. 49 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,880 I like Casey's more. There's also it's also the name 50 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:03,680 of AI Guess, a chain of strip clubs in the Michigan area. 51 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:04,840 Thanks SO. Much. 52 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,280 Really. I've never seen it. 53 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,520 How? How do how do you know that but 54 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,720 the the person who lives in Michigan doesn't know? 55 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,920 That I've I've had other Michiganders tell me about it. 56 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,880 Michiganders, Honestly. Tell you much about the coming. 57 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,960 I'm a I'm a quick trip fan myself. 58 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:23,320 Same but. It's it's Speedway. 59 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,160 For me for breakfast. I like. 60 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,400 The watered down version of the watered down version. 61 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,760 For some reason it just feels more at home so I like pay and 62 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:40,000 leave. It's it's going to be my thing. 63 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,520 Oh. I'm opening up a new chain 64 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,120 called the pump and dump. Pump and dump, yeah. 65 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:49,240 Now I'll tell you if you want like the absolute best gas 66 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:52,480 station sushi and egg salad sandwiches. 67 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,560 I'll go to Alex's place. Well, he knows. 68 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,640 He knows one. Yeah, but I I would go to 69 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,360 Speedway. The guy died last year. 70 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,080 Cheese. You can put cheese on all of 71 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,760 those things. He wasn't the one that ate the 72 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,200 sushi either. He wasn't all next to me. 73 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:11,880 What's that I can? Do that at the pilot at the 74 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:12,720 pilot. I've seen. 75 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,560 The Flying Jays. They've seen sushi. 76 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,120 I've seen sushi at the Quiktrips and there there's sushi. 77 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,800 Actually, it's the same stuff. You can get a Walmart 78 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:21,920 prepackaged. It's not. 79 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,360 It's not bad. It's not terrible. 80 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,200 It's not great, but it's not terrible. 81 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:27,400 So are you Facetiming Victoria right now? 82 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:33,360 She was in the room with me. Oh live live live and in person. 83 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,320 Doesn't she live like in another state or something? 84 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:36,800 We're in Wisconsin right now, yeah. 85 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,720 He's in Wisconsin. Oh, you're in Wisconsin? 86 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,640 Yeah. He's he's in Cheesehead country. 87 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,000 Do you have? Any cheese? 88 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,760 Did you tell me that? I got some crap singles in the 89 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,640 fridge. OK. 90 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,600 Well, that's close. That's I was expecting like a 91 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,800 little more foofy, but go go. Into the pantry and steal all of 92 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,520 her kids fruit snacks. This is from. 93 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,840 The I'm not a tomato sandwich. Oh, you're making it. 94 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:02,280 You're in a you're at a hotel. We're in an Airbnb steal. 95 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,040 All of their. Fears. 96 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:13,000 Alex is here. We got the full crew. 97 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,200 Almost all. Right. 98 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,320 So let me let me take you guys on a tour, OK? 99 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:24,120 Live on podcast. Live on the podcast OK, so 100 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,320 there's. There she is. 101 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,040 Well. I like the barn door. 102 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,320 Oh yeah? What up, baby? 103 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,880 Yeah, what up, baby? Get sleeping. 104 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,920 Get. Sleeping. 105 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,480 Yeah, what up, baby? So that's the living room. 106 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:51,760 Yeah, what? Up all. 107 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,600 Right, that's it. That's the kitchen. 108 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,520 That's some Moscato. Nice. 109 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,960 Because nice. That's that's the dining room. 110 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,400 Who's that person in your house with you? 111 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:09,000 Careful. I think somebody's gonna kill. 112 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:10,960 You. That's the dining room where we 113 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,960 made we made gingerbread houses. Oh, what? 114 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,640 You. Made OK. 115 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:17,920 Please say gingerbread. Houses. 116 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:24,720 I had to grow other places. Oh, this is the game room. 117 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,560 Nice, every good Airbnb has a game room. 118 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:31,360 Got PS5 on the wall that is a. That is a sick game room. 119 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,400 What the hell? Hang pong, hang bong. 120 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,320 Walk time, a wall for the kids and whatnot. 121 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,240 What the devil, Dang. That's awesome. 122 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:42,600 Yeah, I there was like a 45 to an hour and a half minute like 123 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,800 wrestling match that happened where I had to fight off 5 kids. 124 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,160 As there should be. Yeah. 125 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,360 I'm assuming you lost terribly. Oh, it was terrible. 126 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:54,280 Teddy, like choked me out. It was terrible. 127 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,160 I was. I was. 128 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,800 So not supposed to pile drive. Home. 129 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:04,760 Theater dead gun. Damn all. 130 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,160 Right. All right. 131 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:07,560 Honestly. Hold. 132 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,320 Up. I was so hoping that Danny was 133 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,520 like, no, I beat those kids single handedly. 134 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:17,480 I'm the victorious 1. I am the strong one of this 135 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:22,080 family. Oh, OK, here we go. 136 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,600 Showing all those kids who was boss. 137 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,720 That was in charge. I pay the bills. 138 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,800 You're only you're only 300 miles from me. 139 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:30,240 I'm on my way. Yeah. 140 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,160 It's not that bad. I'll be there about, I don't 141 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,560 know, 4:00 in the morning. It's like be there. 142 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,800 It's a five hour and 55 minute drive. 143 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,720 Yeah, Oh, in my case it would be a four and a half hour drive. 144 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,360 I'll fly there and jump out of the plane. 145 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,000 And then there's a basement, too. 146 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,160 But there's like, Fiona and Teddy are down there. 147 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:48,720 There's another living room. There's another. 148 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:53,720 Painting. Another living room, another no. 149 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,920 Way. Hey kitchen, there's Jacuzia 150 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:00,920 down in the backyard. Dang, are you run off a lake? 151 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:02,840 Are you on lakefront property? Yes. 152 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,600 No way. We're on lake. 153 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,280 What is it? That just sounds expensive. 154 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:09,800 I. Do. 155 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:12,960 We'll have to look. We're we're on the other side of 156 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,760 McConnell, We're on the other side of it's Winnebago, 157 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,720 Winnebago, it's Lake Winnebago. Yeah, you want a bagel? 158 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:23,280 Yes, I want a bagel. Normally in the normally in the 159 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:27,000 spring and the summertime, this is like a $450 a night property 160 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:33,159 because everything's frozen. It's like 180 bucks a night. 161 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,320 Oh yeah, that's offseason, baby. Perfect timing. 162 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,440 Man, that's awesome. So, you know, if you guys want 163 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,760 to come in the summertime, let's chip in, but. 164 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:46,800 Yeah. We're staying in one night. 165 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,920 I got $5 and a half a pack of Marlboros. 166 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,440 Right. I'll give you another. 167 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,600 I'll give you another butter. Usually places are like a two 168 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,720 night minimum. Yeah, I think this was. 169 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,400 I think it was. Dang boy, wow. 170 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,560 Yeah, we drove, drove up last night and. 171 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,680 Good deal. Passed out and spent all day 172 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:10,000 here and nice. Heading back tomorrow. 173 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,800 Yeah, in the morning. Nice. 174 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,200 That's what's up, That's what's up. 175 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,240 Quality time and she'll let you do the podcast. 176 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,240 Well, yeah. Yeah, she's she's a matter. 177 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,640 She's a real 1 and. She's a fan that's. 178 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:31,440 That's like a .4 right there. Automatic automatic life 179 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,320 material. You got to do whatever you got 180 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,920 to do to keep a fan. You don't know the things that I 181 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:40,360 do to Lenny to keep a fan. Oh I know I get the. 182 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,320 Videos there I was a. Kid. 183 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:48,360 Look at this, yeah. I dressed up as Lenny that one 184 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:51,480 time and I gotta say I was very proud of your performance. 185 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,560 I. Knew there was something 186 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,320 different. We all, we all need to dress up 187 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:59,800 as Lenny and just have a really dark night again. 188 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,640 I have pictures of me looking exactly like Lenny. 189 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,560 You do you have that one. I like it. 190 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,200 I was tempted to be with Lenny for Halloween. 191 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,200 Nobody would get it, you know? It's the. 192 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:15,760 Same orange hoodie the. Same orange hoodie but it says 193 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:19,920 main menu podcast on it I guess. Would Lenny Orange? 194 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,240 No main main menu podcast. And then there's a big heart 195 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:30,960 around next to it, yes. I love it. 196 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:34,720 Oh man. So I had a treat editing that 197 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:38,960 last episode. I did put the Mr. Brightside 198 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,800 music in. Nice. 199 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:45,320 Thing and then I and then I put a little something for for Joey 200 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:48,240 when he started singing. When? 201 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:53,120 We got to the Chinese version or the Chinese shop. 202 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:56,000 I I added something in there too. 203 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,680 Yeah, some traditional Chinese music. 204 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,520 Did you did you preface the episode again? 205 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:08,280 I I actually preface. Guys, sorry. 206 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:13,080 I actually, I actually said it set a trigger warning right 207 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,600 before we got to the Chinese shop. 208 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,640 It's like a hard to stop and it's like, okay guys, I'm sorry, 209 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:19,200 but we gotta go off the rails here. 210 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:25,440 You have been warned. Yeah, so the battle. 211 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,360 Music is really funny, I. Can't wait to hear you. 212 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,120 I have not listened to it yet. It's it's not come out yet, has 213 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,600 it? Monday, it's dropping. 214 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:33,760 OK. Sweet. 215 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,000 It's in the barrel. You want it. 216 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,640 You want it Sunday on your drive. 217 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:38,680 Home. I want to be able to listen to 218 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,400 it on my drive home, but yeah, it's alright. 219 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,320 OK, I'll change it. Change it right now for you, 220 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,240 sweetheart. Oh, thanks babe, baby. 221 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:48,120 Yeah. What? 222 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:48,840 Obey. I'm doing. 223 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:52,040 I'm doing it right now. 5:00 AM What? 224 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,120 What time you leaving in the morning? 225 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,840 Well, check out's 10. So I don't know, somewhere 226 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,760 between 9:00 and. Ten OK, 5:00 AM should be good. 227 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,440 5:00 AM would be good. What up brother? 228 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,000 Got you all set up. What's up Brother 8? 229 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,960 8 seconds in next what? I was, I was, I was a little 230 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,680 worried because I didn't really have a lot of material for 231 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,680 tonight, but I do now. Woo. 232 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,640 Yeah, I had more stuff. I had stuff written. 233 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:21,520 Well, who else went? It's like really rough draft. 234 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,400 Well, you know, we'll, we'll play it out. 235 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,960 Yeah, no, you can't. I've been working material now. 236 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,120 I've been working on Cowboys a lot. 237 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:33,080 Awesome. So you're gonna have a hub town, 238 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,520 basically a whole town to yourself. 239 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:37,400 And then you're gonna get to choose different towns to go to 240 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,240 and each town has its own thing going on in it. 241 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,320 And then also you'll be able to take on side like bounty 242 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,800 missions and then look for your bounties like in the town. 243 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,920 Or you can just do bounties. Wow, goal is to just get get 244 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,760 money. Your your layout is going to be 245 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:57,720 very prompt or very close to what I have for Chasm and but I. 246 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,040 Remember you saying that and I had already started working on 247 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,800 that before and it's going to be like that for Atomic Highway as 248 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,720 well. So it's going to be a probably a 249 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:10,680 new theme or a new new like play structure going forward because 250 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:13,920 it seems like it'd be fun to do. So the Western series is going 251 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,880 to be like, that's going to be not just a couple episodes, 252 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,120 that's going to be quite a few then, huh? 253 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:22,480 It's going to be quite a few. I could fast track it, but 254 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,200 basically there's like a money cap that you need to fill and 255 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,800 then you move on to like the next act and then it goes kind 256 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,600 of more on the rails for a little bit, but you're going to 257 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,320 have a huge the majority. It like it could be 5 episodes 258 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,120 where you're just going from town to town doing what's ever 259 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:42,400 in the town or just screwing around. 260 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:46,160 I did. I did finish changing some 261 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:49,600 things in Chasm to kind of better fit with Sam not being 262 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,960 there anymore. So. 263 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,320 I hate it here. I just need to work on the rule 264 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,520 20 and it's all ready. But it'll still be good. 265 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:56,800 Back someday. Yeah. 266 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:01,040 Has anyone asked? No today's birthday, by the way, 267 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,480 it is. Birthday. 268 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,320 Birthday. Happy birthday, Sam, if you're 269 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,280 not mad at me. Main Menu podcast. 270 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,480 I thought it was. I thought it was later. 271 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,240 I thought, I legitimately thought it was the 27th Pearl 272 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:15,440 Harbor Day. You're close. 273 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,120 No Pearl Harbor Day. It's. 274 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:22,560 It's yeah. He's an old man or something. 275 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:27,160 Yeah, yeah, something. Yeah, his first. 276 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,400 Name is 27. Yeah. 277 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:34,440 Oh, to be in my 20s again. It was nice, right? 278 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,280 It was really nice. Here's the. 279 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,800 Here's the. Thing the youngest one year. 280 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,520 Five days. I'm too old. 281 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,360 Shut up young and. You know how long, how many 282 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,560 years ago it was since Elf movie came out? 283 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,480 Many years I remember the movie came out. 284 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:52,320 Yeah, at least 15. You were at least 15, Dad. 285 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,800 No the. No, that was 90. 286 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,520 Wasn't. It no, it was 90s. 287 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:03,600 No, it was like 2004. 2003, 2004, OK, I think it was 2003. 288 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,680 Jamie pulled that up. Jamie pulled up. 289 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,320 Alex would know. 2000. Three, 2004 Two. 1005. 290 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,320 That area. 2003, yeah. So that's better than. 291 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,920 Yeah, 2000. Three just said that, yeah. 292 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,320 Yeah, 2003. Jamie to pull. 293 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,920 It up taking your shirt oh he just took. 294 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:21,000 It Oh what? You were taking your shirt off. 295 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,600 You know what? I missed it. 296 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:25,120 I missed it. It was an over shirt though. 297 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,280 What are you doing, Dang? It I missed? 298 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,960 My over shirt. I missed it. 299 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:32,240 Well, how many? Shirts you wearing, boy? 300 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,320 Just. This 117. 301 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,600 I got back from a Friendsgiving. Oh, OK. 302 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,240 He wants to. He really wants to teach us. 303 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,480 Was your was, was there Mac and cheese as good as as good as my 304 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,000 Mac and cheese? There's no Mac and cheese there. 305 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:46,280 You. Go. 306 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,720 So no, that was what you're telling me. 307 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,560 Oh, hey, Alex. Oh, did. 308 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:54,520 You, Mitch. This Wiz see a burrito. 309 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,280 Mitch this Wiz no y'all ruined that for me. 310 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,440 I'm still like what? Hey, I just, I just want to 311 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,280 point this out. I just want to point this out 312 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,760 that as soon as Alex started unbutting his shirt, Victoria 313 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,840 had to go look over. So. 314 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,240 Here's that so. It's Alex's secret, too. 315 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,520 Yes, we ruined the burrito for you. 316 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,000 No, not the burrito. Alex got a haircut. 317 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:22,760 He did. What's the name? 318 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,960 Lie Something happened on Call of Duty last night. 319 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:30,560 I had a really cool nickname. I mean, I'm pretty proud of 320 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:31,880 what? Happened on Call of Duty last 321 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:35,760 night. Anyway, so we were playing and 322 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,880 at work a little. Don't cancel us, please. 323 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,000 A little, a little, a little four story. 324 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:46,080 I have dwarfism. Ladies and gentlemen, listeners, 325 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,000 I have dwarfism. I can call myself a Midget. 326 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,800 I can decide that people can call also call me a Midget. 327 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,280 It's fine. It's fine. 328 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,040 Am I technically a Midget in height? 329 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,960 No, I'm too tall of the image, but still, I have dwarfism. 330 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,320 So eat your heart out anyhow. I do every time I see you. 331 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:08,560 But then so last or yesterday I came up with a Co worker through 332 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,760 I'm not even going to go into that story, but through they 333 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,000 call me Midge at work, they started calling me Midget, which 334 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,720 I was totally fine with, but I knew that some customer would go 335 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,599 I am offended for you. And I'm like, well, I'm not 336 00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:23,119 offended, so get over yourself and show. 337 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:27,079 But so we should read it. So everyone that calls me Midge, 338 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,680 that's just they call me Midge. That's fine, that's fine. 339 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:33,560 OK I'm Midge at work. Anyway through talking with one 340 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,880 of my Co workers and came up with a the with the gamertag 341 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:43,960 midge the swizz like swizz but with two Z swizz anyway has a 342 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:48,320 nice ring to it. I changed my username to it and 343 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:52,040 everyone in the party except for Joey did too. 344 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,800 The exact same guy I I so. We're going to. 345 00:17:56,280 --> 00:18:00,120 Make sure no stop, let me do my thing there. 346 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:05,680 Was 4 midge the swizzes? Yeah, it was me, Zach, his wife 347 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:09,760 Liz, Alex and Joey all playing Call of Duty last night. 348 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:14,440 And Alex love to change his name to miss the quiz. 349 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,280 And then at one after another like. 350 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,560 We. Everyone except for Joey changed 351 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:25,880 their names to the exact same spelling of Miss the Quiz and. 352 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,880 Used on the tokens I. Used all my one token. 353 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,360 And I'm stuck like that. It's all I'm stuck with midge 354 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:36,000 the swings for six months. Wow. 355 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,840 Oh man, that was the part where they all got top three in the 356 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,160 winner's circle. Swizz. 357 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,280 Midge the swizz was popping off. Oh yeah. 358 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:54,760 And when Alex was telling that story about people calling him a 359 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:59,520 Midget and stuff like that, the automated like voice chat 360 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,120 recognition. Yeah. 361 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:06,200 Gave him a a a voice chat offensive chat warning for 362 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:10,360 saying Midget nobody. Else. 363 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,520 Got me. From the chat because of that 364 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,320 nobody. Else got it butt head. 365 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,680 Dare him. And it was really. 366 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,680 Funny. Oh. 367 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,440 Man. I was saying, I was saying some 368 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,960 really bad stuff and I never got one. 369 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:22,920 Oh my. Goodness. 370 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,000 Like what? What were you saying? 371 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,400 I was saying. Ninja. 372 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,600 Ninja. Ninja. 373 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,520 And then mother and. Then I was saying fat. 374 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,320 I don't think I can make it anymore. 375 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:44,160 Clearer. So to get around this. 376 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,080 World think. I could make my Discord server 377 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,400 and then like Zach just let loose. 378 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,640 He was. Oh boy. 379 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,520 Yeah, so. Like I'm, I'm sorry, I truly am 380 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,080 sorry for the people that get offended. 381 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,600 I don't want people to get offended, but it's really sad 382 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,040 that people get offended so easily anymore. 383 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,440 It hurts me. It's. 384 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:10,440 The worst thing about it is I Why can't I decide what people 385 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,120 call me? Yeah, exactly. 386 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,920 In what I call myself. Why are you offended? 387 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:19,840 But oh excuse me, I know someone bro, I am someone, get over it. 388 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:26,800 It's not white, white privilege. And it's always the people 389 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:31,960 complaining, even though they're not part of the group or person 390 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,880 or whatever that has the problem. 391 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,760 It's always the people that I don't have this problem. 392 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:41,040 But I met someone who knew someone else that, oh, you shut 393 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,160 up. I'm done with it. 394 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:47,120 Again, listeners, if I offended you by calling myself, I'm 395 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:52,640 sorry. I'm sorry if I'm offending you. 396 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,680 I'm not racist if you're. Offended because I call myself. 397 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:59,960 Who cares who absolutely gives a flip? 398 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,560 The funniest part is the people. A lot of times the people who 399 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,720 take most offense are the ones that they're virtue signals. 400 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,200 Wants to talk to the target manager. 401 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,680 They're the ones. Can I see your manager? 402 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,080 I am the manager. Just leave. 403 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:21,760 Just. Leave. 404 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,320 Go away. Call me a leader. 405 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,480 From my face and leave. Thank you. 406 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:32,680 I respect it. Yeah, Oh well, this let this. 407 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,120 Just hot no? If you we've offended you in any 408 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,560 way, we still love you. Oh my. 409 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,560 Goodness, he's taking off his shirt out of anger. 410 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,520 He. Took his shirt off out of anger. 411 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,480 I missed. It seeing anything below the 412 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,680 initial listeners I'm a little. You really got to pay attention 413 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,600 more, but it's OK I'm. Always looking the way. 414 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,520 You're doing stuff I'm. The engineers. 415 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,200 Hey, wait, they saw the top of my shoulders. 416 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:57,240 Joey, it's OK. I still can't see anything. 417 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,560 Yeah, the camera's like right at the next level. 418 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:03,000 I thought you. I thought you're going in for a 419 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,360 kiss. Sorry, I misread the room. 420 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:08,600 I misread the room 0. That's my bad. 421 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,280 Oh man, I. Guess. 422 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,160 I looked at a different angle if I could look through Alex's. 423 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,160 Case. Oh, and I'll try. 424 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,080 I'll try. Yeah, it didn't work. 425 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:24,080 My tablet what? I see his shoulders. 426 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,280 And then Danny shows us his no man. 427 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,280 I missed it. I looked away. 428 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,720 Danny, more man than all of you. Feels like. 429 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,080 Wait, wait, what are those big B's? 430 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,120 Little C's. Big. 431 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,240 B's. Boys. 432 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,120 Oh. AA batteries. 433 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,880 That's right. There's small A's. 434 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:50,640 Is that what you said? No, no, I got to repeat myself. 435 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,520 I saw we. I'm sorry. 436 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,920 I'm not holy. Would it make you feel better if 437 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,160 I stood up just so you could get a? 438 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,120 Menu Podcast. I'm not sorry. 439 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,920 That's our new slogan. Are we, are we ready? 440 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,400 Yeah, anytime you guys are. We ready, we'll do a short. 441 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,560 Do a short under the table. OK, buddy. 442 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,200 What's wrong you're? Mad. 443 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,680 You're mad at me? I'm not mad, you're mad at me, 444 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,240 whatever you. Want me? 445 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,960 You want me, Ted? Ted, admit it. 446 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,040 What's happening? True, I did it. 447 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,440 What is it? What is? 448 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,560 The freak is that. I made chocolate. 449 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,160 Was it the the glass design? It looked like there's something 450 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,560 blue in there. It's the glass design that makes 451 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,120 it. OK, I thought you were used it 452 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,600 as a paint mixing cup. So you made chocolate milk? 453 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,040 It's Mr. Hahn. No, I made Juggernaut. 454 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,560 What's that? You did, didn't you, Juggernaut? 455 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:49,160 Amazing. I did, the strawberry milk was 456 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,000 not enough to give it a Berry flavour. 457 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,640 I do. I tried it but I'll try it. 458 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:57,440 I put a secret ingredient in. Don't tell the listeners because 459 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,440 no one can see that made it perfect. 460 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,840 That crack. Made it perfect that. 461 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,480 Methamphetamine, you say? Crack. 462 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,520 He's heating up a spoon. What? 463 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:10,760 Alex, stop heating up the spoon. You shouldn't put that in there. 464 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,400 That. Black tar. 465 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,280 Is that Southern Comfort in there? 466 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,760 What are you doing with that really short belt? 467 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:26,880 So so to let you get before we before we end the the UTT when I 468 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:30,040 was when we were deer hunting slash watching because, you 469 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,800 know, we don't actually hardly ever see anything or shoot at 470 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,880 anything. Hashtag Nutter butters next 471 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,280 year. So we went. 472 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:42,200 We stopped by Sonic. That's Sonic. 473 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,480 And my brother says, do you? So do you want you want to get 474 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,800 something to drink? I'm going to get something to 475 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,880 drink. And I was like, yeah, I'll get 476 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,640 something to drink. I like the cherry limeades, you 477 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,160 know, whatever. And he's like, well, you're 478 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,680 going to laugh at what I'm going to get to drink. 479 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,320 And I said, no, man, he's like, no, you're going to judge me. 480 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,920 And I said, no, I'm not man. I don't judge you. 481 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,960 You're my brother. You're like, you do whatever you 482 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,680 want and you're still my brother and I love you. 483 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,120 He's like, all right. He's like, what are you getting 484 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,320 to drink? And he says I'm going to get 485 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:09,800 something called mermaid water. That's good stuff. 486 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,160 It does sound really fruity. I'm I'm kind of I'm I'm starting 487 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,400 to judge. So explain. 488 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:18,040 This to me, I'm starting to judge it is. 489 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,840 Just infinitely a change. No, I'll never judge you. 490 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,000 No, no. Mermaid Water I. 491 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,800 Didn't say it out loud, I I thought about it. 492 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,800 I'm trying to remember what the so the main ingredient is is. 493 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,040 Water. Yeah, it makes sense. 494 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,680 But it has. Mermaids. 495 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,840 Really tempted to say something. So hurry up, it's a it's a sugar 496 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,160 free drink. It has Raspberry and Peach syrup 497 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,440 and they put lemons and strawberries in the in the 498 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,920 drink. It does sound good. 499 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,080 It's, it's actually, it was, it was refreshing because it was 500 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,400 like, it was a really jazzed up water. 501 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,280 You know, it was actually pretty good and it didn't have a, a 502 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,520 heavy taste or anything. They just put a little bit of 503 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,040 each syrup in it. I was like, well, I mean, if 504 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,480 you're going to do it, I'm, I'm, I'm going to get one too, man. 505 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,560 You're you're man enough to get a mermaid one. 506 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,360 Solidarity. Yeah, solidarity on the fruity 507 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,280 train. God, it's got power tools. 508 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,200 I'm the engineer. Baby. 509 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,760 Heck yeah. I'm the engineer now that. 510 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,000 Looks like something that that would be on mothership. 511 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,360 Have you guys heard of the the drill test? 512 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:29,440 What's the if you have a power drill at the at the Airbnb, do 513 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,720 you have 1 somewhere? They got a toolbox. 514 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,880 I said I'm doing it right now. That's what it says. 515 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,680 It says peanuts. Yeah, my peanuts. 516 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,400 Yeah, that's on board. What would you think it was 517 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,640 saying? So the test is you give a woman 518 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,640 a power drill, right? You just ask them to pick it up. 519 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,040 You just ask them to pick it up. And if they don't go? 520 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,560 Then they fail. Hey, guys. 521 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,280 What? I'm the only one with a a woman 522 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,760 in the room, so can we be careful what we say? 523 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,280 No. I have one in that closet right 524 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,040 there. So you're. 525 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:04,680 Not in my closet. I never mind. 526 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,480 I'm alive or dead, just. Within my basement that I dug 527 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,440 myself. Honestly, I'm playing 528 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,120 Schrodinger's Just Kidding with her right now, so I actually 529 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:16,160 don't know. We won't know until we open the 530 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,800 door. I got one in my house somewhere 531 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,880 shut. Up in there. 532 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:31,280 Just shut up in there. Y'all are just waiting for me to 533 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,200 stand up aren't you? Schrodinger's Woman. 534 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:38,280 Schrodinger, Cheddar's Closet. Cheddar's closet. 535 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,080 Cheddar's Closet. It's this little experiment I'm 536 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:43,960 doing. Title. 537 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,160 That's the title. It's Cheddar's. 538 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:46,880 Closet. I'm praying. 539 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,200 I'm praying. A bat flies over your head and 540 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,480 you got to jump up and swat at it or something. 541 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,800 Yep, why would you pray for that? 542 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,760 I don't know. So is this angle better or 543 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,920 should I switch it back to the original angle? 544 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,080 Yeah, I like that angle. You like this angle? 545 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,880 Yeah. Yeah, I see this little levage. 546 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,720 That way do a little. Taste Yeah, if. 547 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,880 Somebody comes in the door to to kill you. 548 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,320 We can warn you. Oh, that's the closet door. 549 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,640 The other door is over there. As I said, if. 550 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,600 The door looks like 3 foot high. Oh. 551 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,040 No, that's my shelf. No, I. 552 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,600 Thought it was a door. No, but like if something comes 553 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,320 through the closet, it's going to be bad, right? 554 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,520 Because anything that comes through a closet is really bad. 555 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,680 We won't be able to save him if something comes through the 556 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:31,920 closet. If it's coming through the 557 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,960 closet, he's. Dead I call 91I chatted there's. 558 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,760 Warn. Him and better there's someone 559 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,200 there's. Someone in Jenner's closet. 560 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:39,640 On the other. Side of the knife screen 561 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,000 recorded. It's not unbelievable. 562 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:41,760 There you go. That's. 563 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:46,000 Good enough. Oh, man, I tried. 564 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,320 I got a knife. I can't throw it. 565 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,160 But I got, I got into something last week, Mr. Master. 566 00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,320 It's not that sharp, but. Oh, what you get into. 567 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,840 Before we end the UTT all right for real. 568 00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:00,120 OK. I made that I almost brought 1 569 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,760 into the recording with me. But I like I like hot coffee 570 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,880 now. That's true. 571 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,480 I've graduated. I've. 572 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,200 Graduated. We gotta kill him. 573 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,440 Who is this man? OK. 574 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,120 Oh, you guys. That's right. 575 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,000 That was my. That's a. 576 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,120 Joanne I. Never seen one. 577 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,920 I don't know what what you did alien with my friend Joe, but 578 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:21,320 you. Better. 579 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,880 Know. You got darn skinwalker. 580 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,960 It's so it's so good. Give Joey back his skin. 581 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,200 We're going to this. New Church on his controversial 582 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,240 takes. We're going to this new church. 583 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,320 And I knew it. I knew it. 584 00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,760 You actually got saved. I knew it. 585 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:39,880 And they're. And they're, they're, they're 586 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,800 cool and hip and they got coffee. 587 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:46,800 So I was like, you know, I drink a coffee and then I was, you 588 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,760 know, like 3 cream, 3 sugar. You know, I don't like it black. 589 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,120 I like it. I like it creamy. 590 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,760 I know it's too much for Mosia. I'll take it. 591 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,800 I know, I know. Yeah, I mean it. 592 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,640 Was the most delicious thing ever. 593 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,720 Good. I totally get it now that's I'm 594 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,720 in a hot coffee. So I can change, I can change. 595 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,200 You can you're in this hot sunflower seed oils what you're 596 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,560 into. What? 597 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,680 And cane sugar. What is that? 598 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,760 Well, it depends on what. It's all that's in What's all 599 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,240 that's in cream. What's sunflower seed oil? 600 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,480 Oh, that's. No, it's all within cream. 601 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,760 Dairy cream. Well that sounds way healthier 602 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,880 than cream. Sunflower oil, No, when you're 603 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,040 when you buy like coffee made or anything like that, it's 604 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,040 sunflower seed oil. That's the main green. 605 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,320 What do you? Yeah, Cheddar. 606 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:33,120 So was it, was it actual cream or was it, you know, the other 607 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:36,160 stuff? It wasn't the coffee made stuff 608 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,920 'cause they there's people saying that it's slime right 609 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,440 now. Have you seen that? 610 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,000 No, they're pouring it out and it's slime. 611 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,840 'Cause it's old. It's just a little Creamer cups. 612 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,880 Oh, OK, like you said. 3. Like half and half. 613 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,040 Yeah, I should have known. You guys with dog made. 614 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,240 No, no, no, no, no. I was like, should I say how 615 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,560 much cream and sugar I put in 'cause they're gonna. 616 00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,800 Say something No. I'm a beginner that's about. 617 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,520 How it's OK? That's about how much for each. 618 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,600 I don't put sugar in my coffee. I put honey and see, but I put 619 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,320 about 3 creamers in my coffee. I've never drank black. 620 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,560 I would rather have more cream than sugar. 621 00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,960 I can go without the sweet, but I can't do the bitter. 622 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,040 I see I. I don't mind the bitter 623 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,080 necessarily. I like that nice mix of creamy. 624 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:20,480 Maybe I'll get there with the bitter at the back of the 625 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,480 tongue. That's fine. 626 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,360 You're not, you're not wrong that you're not there. 627 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:27,000 I maybe not as much as a man, but you know, it's well. 628 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,800 We have a, we have a latte. We have a latte machine. 629 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:36,200 I saw Alex's nipples. We have a latte machine. 630 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:42,880 So you know, my goodness. So I so I have I have an 631 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,960 espresso maker. Yeah, so. 632 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,240 That's really I I like that stuff really good just. 633 00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:52,680 That just spits out a little bit of the espresso and then you 634 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,280 fill. The rest with milk, you can't. 635 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,760 I just smacked. Well, how? 636 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,800 How do you do it then? Water. 637 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,680 Yeah, just just it, just a. It's an Americano. 638 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,240 So they have, yeah, you can do an Americano I like an Americano 639 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,640 I don't have. What is an Americano? 640 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,800 I. Guess it's coffee and water, 641 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,720 sorry. I'm a virgin, I don't know 642 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,400 these. Things, yeah, but normally is it 643 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,560 OK? It's, it's, it's not it's 644 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,280 espresso. It's espresso watered down. 645 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,440 That's it's espresso with hot water instead of hot milk. 646 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,040 It's America. Yeah, lattes, just milk. 647 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:36,280 Nice thing about me every night or isn't this we get so what's 648 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:41,920 going on Sabrina Carpenter singing espresso and then. 649 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,760 I see those moves. He just stabbed himself in the 650 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:50,760 gut. I hope someday I can be as 651 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,680 ripped as Alex. I know I'm not going to be, but 652 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,000 I hope I can be. Wish I could be as ripped as 653 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,080 cheddar. 4 hours a day at the gym. 654 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,840 I'm not ripped. You get paid to be there. 655 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,600 You. Know I'm I'm going to be honest, 656 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,920 I know that I look just like Alex underneath all of this fat. 657 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,120 You get paid to be there, Alex. It's not fair, OK. 658 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,160 I do not get paid. I do not get paid to work out. 659 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,200 I clock and then. I don't think I'm anywhere for 660 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:23,680 four hours except at work. Jealous. 661 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,760 I truly am jealous. I like being at home. 662 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,840 When I am on the clock at the gym, I clean. 663 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:35,280 That is it. You have to like you have to 664 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,320 lift the weights up underneath the weights. 665 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:41,800 Yeah. There's there's a guy that that. 666 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,640 And swipe. He he goes to different gyms 667 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,120 dressed as a janitor and he doesn't look like much, but he 668 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,800 wears really baggy clothes and the guy's like some kind of 669 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,600 crazy power lifter and he loves to go in and mess. 670 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:55,640 Anton. Yeah, that's his name. 671 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,640 Yeah, I've seen those videos. Every once in a while, yeah, the 672 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,120 dudes got to be. Absent Yeah, I've seen those 673 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:01,880 videos. He's good. 674 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,520 Oh, I saw I saw a pine the scene video where someone was like, 675 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,880 dude, what? And he he undid his shirt. 676 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,800 He's pretty jacked. He doesn't look huge, but most 677 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,280 strength power builders like that aren't huge. 678 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,719 They're just super strong. But he he looks jacked. 679 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,639 Pretty jacked. Probably drinks a lot of 680 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,840 Carnotine. Are you taking up on Mountain 681 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,400 Dew? Yeah, and being a Mountain Dew. 682 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,560 Yeah. And a Mountain Dew. 683 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,360 I'm all jacked up on. I put creatine in my Mountain 684 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:32,000 Dew. Yeah. 685 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,960 I threw all I threw all your war medals off the bridge today, 686 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:35,679 Grandpa. What are? 687 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,400 You going to do? Without a nerd. 688 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,040 I'll tell you what, with my back being hurt this last week and 689 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:48,040 not able to like sit down for a minute, I'd have to hold myself 690 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,080 up. I got a pretty good tricep 691 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,000 workout. Going on, yeah, it's. 692 00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,760 It's getting pretty you fucks your tricep. 693 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,160 You see the dip right here? There you go, Dingle. 694 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,240 It's there. I don't need to show off to 695 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:01,840 other men. I do, it's how I feed my 696 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,680 insecurities. I never can do anything right. 697 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,800 Look at that. No, that's fine. 698 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,040 Look at that, other men flexing for other men. 699 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,120 Wow, there's a. Gun in here somewhere. 700 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,720 I mean, I could show you my tats, I my my teeth. 701 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,080 A couple of weeks ago. Oh, I'm in my teats. 702 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:25,000 Oh. Oh wait, Joey's got a snack. 703 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:27,200 What's he got? It just fell on his. 704 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,640 Couch like she's sneaking around. 705 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:36,160 Hey, that's Joe that just fell. It's all over your house. 706 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,360 Off the bed? What was that? 707 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,760 Everywhere. 3. Bean soup. 708 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,520 He came in. Until he came back into the room 709 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,840 with a the plate full of snacks. I think it's like he probably 710 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,720 took it from Santa Claus. Here's some BLT pizza I can go 711 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:49,520 grab. Get a snack. 712 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,200 That sounds good. It was pretty good did. 713 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,960 You make it or buy it somewhere. Bought it at a bar. 714 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,600 Special place there. Oh OK. 715 00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,200 Heck yeah. I don't know. 716 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,360 This is the first place. It was the first place we found 717 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:05,640 that was close enough that. Is it kind of like communities? 718 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,160 Yeah, it's kind of like community. 719 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,600 That's I like it greasy. The people like the College or 720 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,400 Troy and Abbott and what are we? Talking about never mind. 721 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:16,800 OK, one. Switch. 722 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,720 Oh, that's not a burrito. You know what, next weekend I'll 723 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,160 give you guys a tour of my place once I finally get everything 724 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,560 unpacked. Yeah, I agree. 725 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,600 That's that sounds like a really good idea, Cheddar. 726 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,640 Yeah, I like that a lot. Oh, I was on mute this whole 727 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,400 time. I didn't know. 728 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,200 Hey Cheddar, you want to like calm down buddy? 729 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,040 No, it sounds like a great idea. I'm sorry I was. 730 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,640 I was all messed up by. What? 731 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:43,560 What? Did I do you? 732 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,040 Need a hug buddy? I can come hug you. 733 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,720 I mean, I would like a hug. Come here. 734 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,480 I'm not in dire. I'm. 735 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,280 Not in there. In need of a hug. 736 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,480 Hey, come here. No, no, please. 737 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,880 We're going to get Jetter a complex if we're not careful. 738 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,680 Yeah, come. Here, let me hug you. 739 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:04,440 Hey Cheddar, I'm the kind of guy that if I see you in public and 740 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,360 you don't know that I'm there, I'm going to chase you down a 741 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,480 dark alley to give you a hug.