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Hey listeners posted a chatter 
here. 

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I want to give a trigger warning
to this episode. 

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There is a certain part that 
people would find disturbing. 

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Be on the lookout for the hotel 
part. 

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You have been warned. 
Oh. 

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Baltimore, the place where the 
undead thrive in the living, 

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will live. 
Let's see if our brave 

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adventurers can solve the 
mystery of this virus siege, 

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this apocalyptic takeover, this 
dead rain. 

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And welcome. 
Welcome everyone back to the 

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main mini podcast featuring some
Z&D. 

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We are back at it again with 
some dead rain. 

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Dead Rain to go ahead and take 
her away, Mr. Master. 

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Dead Rain 3. 
That's really good. 

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Yeah. 
It's it's almost like I had a 

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voice synthesizer. 
Did you have a frog in your 

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throat or something? 
I did. 

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That was just me clearing my 
throat. 

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All right, So what I did for you
guys, since we've not, we were 

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too busy in the UTT speaking 
about how angry we were, which 

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is fine. 
It's, you know, honestly, we 

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should probably do that a little
more often just to get some 

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things off our chest and. 
Yeah, I agree. 

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Yes, that's, that's a, that's a 
therapeutic thing, honestly, to 

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get things off your chest, so. 
There's not enough time in the 

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world. 
Well, that's why you do a little

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at a time. 
I get hours a. 

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Week. 
No, that's why I don't vent 

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about things. 
I honestly just bury it down. 

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Yeah. 
Don't. 

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There is not enough time in the 
world. 

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Yeah, we'll make time for you. 
Two hours a week. 

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Yeah. 
All right, so where we left off 

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now that we got the lows out of 
the way, you so basically last 

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episode, just to recap in case 
somebody decided to click on 

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episode 3 and not listen to 
episode one or two, that's OK. 

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But go back, promise you, you 
will enjoy them. 

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Last episode, you folks, all you
fellas got to Joy B's house and 

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had a good time with him and his
chocolate chocolate chip ice 

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cream and how he wanted it in a 
cone and not in a bowl, which I 

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understand. 
You know, sometimes you'd rather

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have a few extra carbs and just 
hold on to it. 

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You should have sent the dog 
you. 

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Should have sent the dog. 
I mean, to be fair, his his 

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assistant slash, you know, sexy 
nurse. 

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She she didn't know where 
anything was. 

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Until Cletus popped her in the 
back of the head. 

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You. 
Know if you haven't listened to 

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Episode 2, go back to that. 
Because I got pretty zany. 

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I meant for it too. 
I was hoping that it would. 

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And I had a great time editing 
that. 

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By the way, I. 
Can't wait to listen to. 

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It you just put Cletus in a 
situation and it's. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
It's good. 

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Yeah, you know, I, I never I, So
I'm getting to the point where 

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when I write a lot of these, I'm
I And in fact, hopefully you'll 

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find that today, I, I, I try to 
leave room for you guys to get 

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zany because I know that you're 
not going to disappoint me. 

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So now you found you found the 
box that said top secret on it. 

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And it was. 
There was zombie virus written 

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on it in crayon virus with a 
question mark. 

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Via Ross. 
ZO MB Y did Joey i.e. 

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RIS. 
Did Joey B spell that? 

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Yeah, Joey Bee spells that he 
wrote it in crayon. 

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There's a pasta, you know, he's 
not an ex Marine or excuse me, 

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former marine. 
He he did use crayon though, so 

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but he ate the crayon afterwards
thinking that it was. 

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Rat Wing. 
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And then, yeah, rat wing, a rat 
winger. 

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So when you guys open up the 
contents of the box, you found 

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that you found. 
Evidence that points back to the

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CDC that we burned down. 
Yes, in Atlanta. 

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We gotta get back to Atlanta. 
Yeah, virus that was. 

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Found Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 
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In a lake in Russia shamed 
Pantovirus Yadoma and it was 

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transferred to the National 
Center for Emerging and Zoonotic

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Infectious Diseases or which 
also sounds like it could be a 

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Russian word or a back mask in 
particular rock song. 

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OK, so your next leg of the 
journey is to travel to back to 

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the CDC down to Georgia. 
You're in currently in Delaware.

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Maybe we can find the body of 
Marcus's dead girlfriend. 

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Yeah, I can put it back 
together. 

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I'm gonna crack my hog real 
quick. 

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So and also too, I started to, I
forgot which motorcycle that I 

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know it was like a it wasn't a 
speedster. 

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I don't think it was a 
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Harley, a crop truckster. 
OK, No, it was not. 

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It was not a crop truck. 
It was a Harley. 

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If you ever yeah, if you ever 
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I couldn't remember which one it
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If you ever want to find it and 
send me a picture we can make, 

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we can. 
We can take away the the token 

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of your little Vespa, can we? 
We can. 

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It was a Harley Weinstein. 
OK, so we group is on their way 

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to. 
In making the sound effects of a

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Harley. 
No, I want to, I want to keep 

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the Vespa on there because it's 
our, it's our little sidecar 

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now. 
I think the. 

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Best we should stay there, at 
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APC. 
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Yeah, LAVH and yeah, the dog 
food. 25. 

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We can. 
I need it I think. 

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And I did so, so OK, so, so 
going from the box, you fellas 

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are all headed down in the L 
AV25, headed down the road and, 

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you know, making turns and bends
and going around cars with the 

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top cars getting out and 
pushing, pushing trucks out of 

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the way and dodging some zombies
here and there. 

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And you see, learn to drive 
better. 

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Yes, Zeke did learn how to drive
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He's getting actually pretty 
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In fact, he even puts his paw 
out the window now instead of 

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using the turn signal. 
Not really sure why he does 

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that, but he does properly. 
And he does bark at people that 

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are walking in the street and 
not on the sidewalk. 

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And he clips them with their 
mirrors. 

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He. 
Does put them with their 

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mirrors. 
Oh, love it. 

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So you you all get near Butler. 
Excuse me? 

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Butner, South Carolina. 
Yes, meanwhile on the way there 

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and listening. 
OK. 

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Lisa Carlton. 
Yes. 

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And so you have reached the 
place where you are. 

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You need to refuel and the gas 
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So there's. 
So you on your screen, you 

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should see the map of a section 
of Butner, South Carolina. 

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Yeah, there's that sexy guy 
right there. 

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No, no, no, no, no, no. 
I want to stop the Speedway for 

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a hot dog. 
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Is the best, but you can get 
cheese and onions on it. 

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That's all you need. 
And chili. 

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Yeah, give me one of them. 
A tornado. 

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Put some chili on it. 
I personally, I really like 

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cheese, a little bit of ketchup 
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I know, I know, it's sinful to a
Chicagoan to put ketchup on a 

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hot dog, but I that's one of the
few things hot like. 

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It's gross. 
That sounds good in your voice 

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and my. 
Head mustard. 

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It's a few things I like ketchup
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fries. 
Otherwise I don't care for 

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ketchup at all. 
So as you're driving down the 

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road, you run across it's so 
they are and they are right next

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to the gas station. 
They're blocking the entrance so

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to speak. 
They're kind of like in your 

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way, but there is a group of 6 
zombies that are sort of in your

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way of getting to the gas 
station or the map doesn't fully

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and completely represent it. 
They appear to be very easy to 

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take out and somewhat lethargic.
And what I would like for you 

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all to do is roll 20 sided die 
for perception. 

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It's a trap. 
It's a trap. 

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It's a tarp. 
It's always a trap. 

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A tarp. 
It's a tarp. 

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It's Rick Grimes had to fight. 
I had a question for you. 

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I rolled above a 10 guys. 
Yay, yay. 

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Ask me. 
Ask me. 

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This system I think grabs its 
random numbers from A1D10 

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instead of a 1D20, so all of our
roles have been cursed. 

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So I'm wondering if I can use a 
physical die and this camera. 

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Sure. 
What? 

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I'm sorry you've been having me.
I still. 

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Roll. 
The two. 

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For 40 years, I still roll the 
two Dang it and. 

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I can't win. 
It doesn't appear so. 

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I got metal dice, they're black 
and gold. 

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It's AT10 though I think. 
No, it's AT20. 

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That was it, yeah. 
So if you want, you can go ahead

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and roll in, roll 20. 
Maybe you'll get a better one. 

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OK, a natural 20. 
Holy cow, you did. 

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It's like my first Nat 20 ever. 
OK, so Danny, you and Joey, 

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excuse me, not Danny. 
I don't know if Danny and Joey 

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is Marcus and Cletus, you, you 
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So the difference between these 
zombies and other zombies is 

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that all of these zombies are 
wearing, but they are very slow,

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very lethargic, and they still 
look even though they have 

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armor, a little more difficult, 
but still pretty easy to take 

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out. 
And they are somewhat they, So 

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if you go to refuel, they'll be 
able to reach you before you'll 

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be refueled. 
So one way or another, you're 

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going to end up dealing with 
taking them out. 

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We can refuel and then blow up 
the gas station. 

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I was just going to say that. 
There, there is a, there is a, 

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There is a possibility of that. 
Yeah, I suppose you could 

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probably try to do that. 
Prepared for it or do we deal 

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with them now I. 
Kind of want to blow up the gas 

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station. 
I'm going to peek over the top 

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of the LED. 
I'm going to try to shoot 

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through these 3 zombies with my 
plasma rifle. 

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Or you could you Here's a chain 
gun. 

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Is there a chain gun? 
Yeah. 

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Oh, we have one. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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OK. 
If you so you should be able to.

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Oh, yeah, No, it is on there. 
Oh, you know what though, Hang 

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on just one second. 
The current token that's on 

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there probably, Yeah, that's not
me. 

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Go ahead and do this. 
Guys, we face out of existence. 

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Yeah, let's do. 
OK. 

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Yeah, there we go. 
Now if you'll click on the and 

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I, so I did edit. 
I did edit in the notes. 

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I don't see it on there 
anywhere. 

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Nice. 
OK, let me do this real fast. 

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Here this. 
Children, settle down OK real 

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fast. 
We'll put up in character 

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sheets. 
I've done it before, but that's 

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obviously a long, long ways. 
Yeah, I'll do. 

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I'll give you the actual sheet 
for the lav. 

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Is it a new one? 
It's the same way. 

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It's the same one. 
It was the same one from last 

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time it. 
Shows it should have it still. 

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Yeah, but I went ahead and put 
it up in there so that you don't

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have the characters. 
There's fragmentation grenades. 

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There is a light machine gun 
that does one die 6 * 10 for 

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eight round burst, and there's 
also a 30mm chain gun that does 

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2 die 6 * 10 + 10. 
Great round and nobody's really 

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utilized it yet. 
We had. 

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I thought Ash was going to but 
he ended up using his 

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flamethrower. 
Coins. 

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I miss Ash a lot. 
Me too, he was one of my 

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favorites for sure. 
Cluns. 

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Him and Cletus, I just love how 
crazy can get. 

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Is that a burrito, Alex? 
You've done it, I. 

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Love watching Alex eat a 
burrito. 

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I don't know why. 
I'm going to shoot the chain 

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gun. 
Let's go to the girthiness of 

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it. 
I'm going to shoot the chain gun

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with my plasma rifle. 
That's not right. 

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All right, so take control of 
that 30 mil and roll, roll those

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die or that die. 
Hopefully you get another 20. 

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Blow on those dice. 
Dang, I got a three. 

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I think you should just stick 
to. 

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The Curd. 
Roll, roll. 

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Just roll and roll 20. 
I'm going to laugh. 

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I'm. 
Fine, that's better. 

232
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You just, you know, you hit 
their legs a little bit and it 

233
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just doesn't really do anything 
to them. 

234
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No. 
All right. 

235
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OK, so Marcus, you can go ahead.
And if you want to spray and 

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pray again, go ahead. 
Do I use my real dice or the 

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computer? 
Computer. 

238
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What's always failed me? 
I mean, so far the computer's 

239
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actually done better for you. 
Well, yeah. 

240
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For one time. 1. 12 Sure. 
OK, actually every time. 

241
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Yeah, so far. 
OK, so you're using the 30mm 

242
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which is a heavy machine gun if 
you have for weapons rifle. 

243
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OK, so life wouldn't that 
wouldn't add any pluses to that.

244
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:51,600
Yeah. 
Wait, I don't think you're 

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supposed to. 
You don't even have a plus to 

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strike. 
OK, so you hit them a little bit

247
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better, a little bit more main 
body, but it still just doesn't 

248
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seem to do any damage. 
You do, some of you do some 

249
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damage to their to, you know, 
you see, you hit their armor, it

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it shreds their armor a little 
bit because it just doesn't seem

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too much. 
Guys are wearing armor. 

252
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And they're just kind of 
standing there staring at you, 

253
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kind of swaying back and forth. 
Fetus, do you want to do 

254
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anything? 
Well, since I'm not in the in 

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the vehicle that's. 
True, you're. 

256
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Not hang on a second. 
I started to Oh, you're right, 

257
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poking out. 
I see him shooting at the 

258
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zombies so I'm a little confused
as to why he's shooting at him. 

259
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,280
We got three other gas stations 
we can visit. 

260
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They're fast. 
I don't know, they're moving 

261
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pretty slow. 
I got nervous. 

262
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,960
What? 
I got scared. 

263
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,600
I'm sorry all. 
Right, It's OK. 

264
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,720
Don't worry about it. 
I'll. 

265
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Let you all down, Papa. 
Cletus will take care of this. 

266
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That's right. 
Yeah. 

267
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,520
No, no, no. 
Keep it that size. 

268
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That's a big hog. 
Sometimes bigger than the lav. 

269
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:20,800
That's not a hog, that's a bore.
OK, there we go. 

270
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Oh wait, I gotta I gotta enable 
permissions and all that good 

271
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stuff. 
I'll, I'll, I'll shoot my halt 

272
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at at this guy. 
All right? 

273
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,720
I'm gonna circle him. 
Yeah, I do isolate him out. 

274
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,200
Yeah, Yeah. 
And then just and then I'm gonna

275
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swerve the, the motorcycle to 
like a stop and just pull it out

276
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of my out of my leather jacket. 
And you'd be like, and then go 

277
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Rd. hog and then pull the 
trigger. 

278
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Boom. 
A Roadhouse boom. 

279
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Roadhouse, yeah, there you go. 
No Rd. 

280
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Hog sounds better for Pletus 
honestly. 

281
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,640
Well, he he messed it up the 
road. 

282
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Hog. 
Yeah. 

283
00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,080
I'm installing it. 
Roll it. 

284
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,360
All right, that's a what, 20? 
Yeah. 

285
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,520
Oh no all. 
Right. 

286
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,240
So cool. 
Go ahead. 

287
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,600
As you pull, as you pull the 
trigger, you get excited and you

288
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accidentally hit the throttle 
and kind of pop a wheelie. 

289
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:18,800
And as you're as you're speeding
away for just a few feet, it's 

290
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enough to cause you to entirely 
miss the zombie. 

291
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,200
Yeah, and unfortunately entirely
miss the one behind it. 

292
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,360
It was backfired guys. 
I didn't get to shoot my gun 

293
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:33,600
yet. 
Forgot to take it out of second.

294
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,600
Walter, Would you like to do 
anything? 

295
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,480
Walter? 
Walter. 

296
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:45,520
I will grab hold of the grenade 
launcher and no because Rd. 

297
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:50,440
Rd. hog is in the line of fire. 
I will grab hold of the light 

298
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machine gun. 
So what are you talking about, 

299
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Rd. 
Hog? 

300
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I will start laying cover fire 
on this, on that zombie. 

301
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:02,680
They're going down the line away
from the motorcycle that is now 

302
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,960
trading through the desert. 
And which one is this? 

303
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,880
Oh, so those three that were in 
a line down on the bottom, I 

304
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would start laying down cover 
fire. 

305
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:13,160
Yes, Sir. 
OK, those ones. 

306
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,079
Yes, Sir. 
Do. 

307
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,160
It do I roll A1-1 for that, 
don't I? 

308
00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:20,520
Correct. 
I think that's the best role 

309
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,440
I've gotten since I started 
playing all. 

310
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Right. 
So you pull the trigger a little

311
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bit more than you intended on it
being has quite the kick to it 

312
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makes a lot of noise. 
It actually sounds quite pretty,

313
00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:37,200
but unfortunately square some 
hits with with the zombies, it 

314
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has absolutely no effect on 
them. 

315
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,480
What so? 
Do I get any type of bonuses for

316
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,520
being proficient in lap machine 
gun? 

317
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,840
Yeah, actually, yes, you would A
+ 2 I believe. 

318
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,800
I'd make it 12. 
I don't think it would do much 

319
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,600
better. 
No, it would still have about 

320
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the same effect. 
Zombies already have a natural. 

321
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,720
They already have a natural AR. 
Most of their armors that are a 

322
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little less. 
It's going to take more damage 

323
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,560
than what it would Wallace. 
Would you like to do anything, 

324
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,520
Sir? 
Yeah. 

325
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:14,160
Has my out of all these 
adventures that we have, is 

326
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there at any point, any given 
time, have I picked up any seeds

327
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,640
for the flowering pots that I 
have? 

328
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:25,120
You know, that's strange that 
you asked that, but I do seem to

329
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:31,120
remember something along those 
lines when we were when you were

330
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at Britt, not Brittany, Bethany 
at Bethany and Daddy's house. 

331
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I feel like you did. 
You did pick something up or saw

332
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,600
something. 
I feel like either that or 

333
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,040
that's the first time you 
mentioned your gardening. 

334
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:49,720
I think it was actually during 
the CDC it was I know I picked 

335
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up flowering pots at that gas 
station where actually, yeah, 

336
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:59,360
ash, ash like used the the 
window wipers to clean himself 

337
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,400
or the squeegee he. 
Did the squeegee? 

338
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,720
Yes, I forgot about that. 
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, you did. 

339
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,600
You're right. 
You're both absolutely right. 

340
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,640
You did. 
Yeah, OK. 

341
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,520
So and I did ask about CS at 
that point and you said no, just

342
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the pots. 
OK, wow, you have an excellent 

343
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,360
memory my friend. 
Thanks. 

344
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,400
I, I, I got to be careful what I
say because I'll forget it and 

345
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,800
you'll remember it so. 
We're all noggin. 

346
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,360
I guess, man, that's a wow, 
that's a crazy. 

347
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:28,040
That's a really good memory. 
I used to have a photographic 

348
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memory, but I'm running out of 
film. 

349
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,680
They get older. 
Oh, mine's not photographic. 

350
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Mine's completely selective. 
I'll forget someone's birthday, 

351
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but then I'll remember like a 
like a weird fact on the 

352
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,680
Internet that I learned like 8 
years ago. 

353
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,200
I'm the same way. 
Numbers. 

354
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,920
Numbers are really good for me 
generally, but you just have a 

355
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,800
so you're like I've. 
I've met a lot of cinephiles 

356
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,600
over the years that have that 
kind of memory. 

357
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,760
Whoa, I like them above 18, no. 
No, no, I didn't say that. 

358
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,480
Cinephile. 
I said cinephile. 

359
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,080
Cinema, same thing. 
Momentary. 

360
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:01,320
No, no, no, no, no. 
Movie Much, much, much 

361
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different. 
Something about. 

362
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:08,160
You know, TV shows, cartoons, 
whatever you you can you you see

363
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,840
a YouTube video once and you 
remember every aspect of it. 

364
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,440
That's that's you sound. 
So you seem to remember 

365
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,640
everything that goes on in this 
podcast. 

366
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,200
It's it's I'm never going up 
against you on the Z's. 

367
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,800
So yeah, I don't recall that you
actually got seeds. 

368
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,200
Dang it, we have. 
Energy swords. 

369
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:29,440
I know, I know, that is true. 
Different type. 

370
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:32,080
Cletus schizophrenia. 
It affects us all. 

371
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,240
Schizophrenic. 
AOE effect. 

372
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,080
So. 
So what's your idea then with 

373
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the you'd have a peashooter that
would shoot at the zombies. 

374
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:44,640
Yeah, it's, it's dumb, but just 
like a little like it's just 

375
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,920
dumb. 
I don't think it's dumb, I just 

376
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:50,120
think it's, this is a, a 
slightly more realistic world 

377
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:53,800
and I, we might, I don't know, I
might have to find room for that

378
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,800
somewhere. 
I don't think it would fit right

379
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,200
here. 
But they were rude. 

380
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,920
I like the idea. 
I might, we might, we might 

381
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:05,040
carry that on. 
As for what I'm actually going 

382
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,200
to do, I have no clue. 
I'll just get on the chain gun 

383
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,240
and I'll fire at them. 
So chain. 

384
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,720
Marcus thing. 
Marcus is on the chain gun. 

385
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,440
I pull him off. 
I guess I'll let ya. 

386
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,000
Oh geez. 
OK. 

387
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,520
Get on. 
Roll roll the dice then. 

388
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,520
I'll load it for ya. 
Where else, Master? 

389
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,320
It's still loaded. 
All of that for a 12, OK. 

390
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:32,360
So everybody's unsuccessful. 
I hate to hear. 

391
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,200
I know you see this, You all see
this? 

392
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:39,840
This fella come running up 
behind and he starts waving his 

393
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:44,280
arms and he's like, whoa, oh, 
what the you're doing. 

394
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,120
You punch. 
Wait, why is Sugar Ray here? 

395
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,480
What are you guys doing? 
Trying to kill these zombies. 

396
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,560
They're not. 
They're not zombies. 

397
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,080
They're like pets. 
Oh. 

398
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,960
What are you doing? 
We want gas. 

399
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,160
They're going to follow us and 
kill us and murder us. 

400
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,760
And burn our churches. 
No, they're not. 

401
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,240
Going to rape our churches and 
burn our women. 

402
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,840
They might, but only if I tell 
them to. 

403
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,800
Well, are you? 
Well. 

404
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:14,200
Why do you keep humans as pets? 
I know they're zombies, but. 

405
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,680
They're zombies, they're not 
people anymore. 

406
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,640
Did you just wake up yesterday? 
Is that the problem here? 

407
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,640
No, I'm trying to. 
I'm trying. 

408
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:26,280
To play into my anti murder hobo
that the DM has set up for me. 

409
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,760
No. 
So. 

410
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,400
Oh my goodness, aren't you? 
I am so tired. 

411
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,960
I've had an epiphany while while
we were between here and last 

412
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,000
episode I'm. 
So tired of explaining. 

413
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,080
We're talking about. 
There's so many different people

414
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,440
I don't know anymore. 
Look, my name's Gino. 

415
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,600
OK? 
All right. 

416
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,200
Jesus, Gene. 
No. 

417
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:53,880
All right. 
Jesus, calm down. 

418
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:58,400
Not S Oh, why can you never get 
anybody's name out? 

419
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,360
What's his name? 
Guapo. 

420
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,840
I think it's genes. 
Genes. 

421
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,320
Genes ice cream Gene Simmons ice
cream you'll ever have. 

422
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,360
I loved your band. 
So I used to be a crane 

423
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:12,920
operator. 
Girl. 

424
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:17,120
OK, let's go into my back story.
Yeah, you were great. 

425
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,840
You were great. 
Gene Simmons and Journey. 

426
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,280
I was a Crane. 
Do you have? 

427
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,440
Something about your grandpa we 
already know. 

428
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,720
No, I was a crane. 
Operator, Grandpa. 

429
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,320
My grandpa was a great guy I 
loved. 

430
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,360
It. 
Hopefully not too much. 

431
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:33,240
I was just a crane operator and 
I kept to myself. 

432
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,120
What he called it and. 
When the wave hit, I just stayed

433
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:39,200
inside my apartment. 
And then because I like ramen 

434
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,880
noodles and I had a lot of them,
so I was fine. 

435
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:46,000
And then once I stepped outside,
I was attacked and I simply told

436
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:51,840
the zombies stop and they did. 
And they did everything I told 

437
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:54,880
him to do. 
And so I decided to put armor on

438
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,720
them and I use them to protect 
where I live. 

439
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,920
And this is where I live, the 
gas station, the Speedway, you 

440
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,520
know, the number of Speedway 
points. 

441
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,720
I had the speedy rewards. 
Yeah. 

442
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,520
I had a lot. 
One time I went all the way down

443
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:14,000
to Tennessee and back for free. 
All gas, all food paid for. 

444
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,080
I may not know what a Tennessee 
is, but you're the only 10 I 

445
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,720
see. 
That's right. 

446
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,000
That's right. 
Well, so many years my points 

447
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,360
here. 
For what? 

448
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:29,160
To get some fuel, look at this 
look at this hog requires a lot 

449
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,520
of gasoline. 
And I show my pet. 

450
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,720
It takes. 
Don't do that. 

451
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:37,520
Don't do that. 
See, Cletus is just wasting gas 

452
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:43,440
doing that. 
It's on willpower. 

453
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,920
Are you guys sick? 
Let us pass and we won't kill 

454
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,480
you, no. 
Are you guys sick? 

455
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,000
Are you sick? 
Define sick. 

456
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,600
We we do have two people with 
mental illnesses. 

457
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,680
And then we have Walter. 
Ah. 

458
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,440
Well, I'm sick of talking to 
you. 

459
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,800
When was the last time any of 
you cleansed anything like 

460
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,800
yourself? 
No. 

461
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,200
It's been a while. 
Well, you've been to the CDC. 

462
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,520
Guys, I. 
Should have been to the CDC. 

463
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,240
I don't think I can let you in. 
It would have been a great 

464
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,360
conversation about burning. 
Shoot, I'm with my plasma rifle 

465
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:14,920
it. 
Would have been shoot me with 

466
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,000
your plasma rifle. 
What? 

467
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,840
No, you're supposed to do it, 
not say it. 

468
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,240
I have a plasma rifle. 
I'm not afraid to use it. 

469
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,920
Never. 
Send a person to do a dog's. 

470
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,680
Job look Mark if. 
You guys, if you guys are to go 

471
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,440
to my gas station, you've got to
take a shower before you pump 

472
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,040
gas. 
That's my rule. 

473
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:39,960
All of you, All of you inside. 
Inside. 

474
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,960
You don't touch anything. 
It sounds pretty when you take a

475
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,280
shower. 
I need, I want taken, I want 

476
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:50,800
some nutty buddies. 
No, not until you shower naked 

477
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,200
right there. 
They just stopped saying that. 

478
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,480
Oh. 
Geez, what do you mean saying 

479
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,240
he's already naked? 
I'm still carrying the cheese. 

480
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,920
There's no his. 
Trousers, please. 

481
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:02,920
Just what are you doing? 
I'm. 

482
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,920
Still carrying my coat with me 
though. 

483
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,560
His chaps are ass. 
He's keistering it, yeah. 

484
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,240
Well, no, I've got my chaps. 
On hot dogs, bunting it hot. 

485
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:16,160
Dogs bunting it. 
It's still in a special holster.

486
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,360
Cheese. 
What kind of cheese is that? 

487
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:20,840
Oh. 
Ramunda. 

488
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,560
Ramunda. 
So you guys are all going to go 

489
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,680
take a shower. 
Cheese. 

490
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,440
About ready. 
It's about ready to harvest. 

491
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,280
Let me show you. 
Let's go. 

492
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:34,480
Yeah, let's go. 
Come on Walter, let's go shower.

493
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,120
Don't be. 
Don't be insecure about us 

494
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:37,800
seeing. 
Your name. 

495
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,000
Drop the soap. 
He's very pale, but he's not 

496
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,360
sick. 
What's that? 

497
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,040
Believe you me. 
What's that? 

498
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,720
What's that rifle you were 
talking about, Mr. A plasma 

499
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,160
arrival? 
What's that? 

500
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,880
Did choose plasma? 
This is while you're in the 

501
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:57,240
shower, by the way. 
While I'm Naked. 

502
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,640
Is there a shower? 
Is there a shower curtain? 

503
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:05,080
No. 
So while while we're showering 

504
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,600
and he's focused on the. 
On the. 

505
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:09,760
Rifle, I wanna have that. 
I wanna have that Colt aimed out

506
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:13,800
of the whole time. 
Takes it from his cheeks. 

507
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,920
With with that. 
With that hammer, that hammer's 

508
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:21,880
gonna be at half cock. 
So when I when I fully undress, 

509
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,680
you guys just see like a huge 
like padlock and like everything

510
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,440
else around my waist. 
Yeah. 

511
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,520
Special underwear still, yeah. 
Yeah, here, here. 

512
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,000
You want to know belt? 
Yes, my chastity belt, you. 

513
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,040
Want to know what this rifle is 
buddy? 

514
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,360
Yeah. 
Plasma is this kind of candy. 

515
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,640
OK, so put your mouth on the end
of this barrel right here. 

516
00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:47,120
Oh, yeah. 
Watch Marcus. 

517
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:51,880
No, you know I won't because 
I'll probably get sick. 

518
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,480
Why are you concerned about 
everybody being? 

519
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,560
He's going to roll another 12. 
He puts his mouth on the end of 

520
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,280
that thing a lot. 
So yeah, you'll probably get 

521
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,440
sick. 
Yeah. 

522
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,720
I haven't thrown. 
Diseases. 

523
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,000
From touching the throw up bars 
so bad the. 

524
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,720
Nerials. 
You're probably going to give it

525
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:12,280
to me. 
I feel my my lungs. 

526
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,720
You're getting tired. 
It's in my eye. 

527
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:16,240
It's in my is. 
Anybody else able to breathe OK?

528
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,000
I'm fine. 
Yeah, I don't smoke or smoke or 

529
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,240
anything. 
I don't smoke. 

530
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,560
I'm fine. 
You're fine. 

531
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,240
Yeah. 
OK, I think I'm getting sick 

532
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:27,480
though. 
You guys are going to have to 

533
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,760
hurry up and fuel up and get out
of. 

534
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,360
Here Why are you sick? 
Think. 

535
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,880
You guys are making me sick. 
I'm gonna turn out of the shower

536
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,000
and take my hog over to get it 
fueled up. 

537
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,960
While I'm in the shower. 
I'm still make. 

538
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,960
It dump and I waffle stomp it 
down. 

539
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,080
The drain I'll. 
Make it. 

540
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:48,560
Grow waffle, stomp it in the 
wind. 

541
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,320
He smells it and he begins 
throwing up. 

542
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,720
Marcus is suspicious. 
He really hasn't been around 

543
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,080
Zeke. 
Marcus is suspicious of the 

544
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,360
zombie man, so my. 
Hog is fueled up. 

545
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,040
He tells Zeke Zeke to keep an 
eye on him. 

546
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,840
I don't. 
Know what you guys are doing, 

547
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,400
but I'm done. 
Hurry up. 

548
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,760
Mr. I think you need to put some
clothes on. 

549
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:18,720
Look really clean though. 
No, he air dries by riding his 

550
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,440
motorcycle. 
I. 

551
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,320
Was. 
Hoping the gas hair would turn 

552
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:26,080
you on but. 
Well, he wears his pants like a 

553
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,760
flag behind him. 
Around my waist. 

554
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,840
And they fell with air. 
It's very efficient actually 

555
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,160
I've seen. 
I've seen, I've done it dressed.

556
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,920
Pretty cool. 
Yeah, I tried it once. 

557
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,200
I had a lot of bugs in my in my 
underwear though. 

558
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,960
Actually, you, you guys are 
pretty nice. 

559
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,800
Thanks. 
Thanks I. 

560
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,560
Thought you were going to be a 
bunch of jerks. 

561
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,080
Nah, me too. 
Me too, honestly. 

562
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:54,400
Walter's kind of the jerks. 
Yeah, he hasn't said much. 

563
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,680
I said this before but the DM 
set out for me to be the anti 

564
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,440
hobo. 
Murder hobo. 

565
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,440
Is he is he is? 
Is is Walter sick? 

566
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,880
Walter doesn't talk to you 
unless he wants to talk to you. 

567
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,200
Yeah, he's kind of edgy like 
that. 

568
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,160
Asking about SO, but. 
Is he sick? 

569
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,840
No, he's not sick. 
He's fine. 

570
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,400
He's sick of people asking about
his condition. 

571
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:20,680
Asking about SO. 
Oh, are are you OK, Mr. I'm 

572
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,760
clean and I'm ready to go. 
Is there a problem? 

573
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,520
No, you don't have to be mean 
about it. 

574
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,000
That means he's he's clean of 
venereal denises diseases and 

575
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,040
he's ready to film. 
What? 

576
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:34,000
Hey, Mr. I was not trying to be 
rude to you Sir. 

577
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,400
I appreciate the use of your 
fuel and your shower. 

578
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,520
Oh, OK, OK. 
No, that's fine. 

579
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,880
That's good. 
I'm glad. 

580
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,000
I'm glad. 
Yeah, he's pretty scrupulous. 

581
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Really. 

582
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,840
You know, Walter is a cool guy. 
Yeah, I mean, I enjoyed 

583
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,200
watching. 
I mean, I'm glad that you know. 

584
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,840
Enjoyed watching him too, 
really. 

585
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,480
Is everyone gay? 
The water dripping. 

586
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,560
Yeah. 
Yeah, I enjoyed the water 

587
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,680
dripping. 
Oh yeah, guys, this guys, this 

588
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,640
Thursday we we got, we got to 
call up Ashley Madison and ask 

589
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,160
him if he's gay again. 
Oh, that's right, let's go on 

590
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,360
the radio. 
All. 

591
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,920
That all that dirty, nasty water
washed all the yeah. 

592
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,160
Ashley Madison come out Ashley 
Madison's. 

593
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,480
He's not picking up again. 
Ashley Madison, please come 

594
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,840
right. 
Ashley Madison, this is a hog 

595
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:21,920
one. 
Come in. 

596
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:30,320
Hey brother, what's going on? 
Hey, so we got we found out we 

597
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,760
got to head back to Georgia the 
C. 

598
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,520
What? 
Yeah, we killed. 

599
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,560
Yeah, we fought President Biden.
Yeah. 

600
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:42,000
And oh, was the president. 
So we got. 

601
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,680
We actually have a question for 
you. 

602
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,200
Oh, what's that? 
Brother, I heard you're gay, is 

603
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,000
that true? 
Oh my goodness, I'm so tired of 

604
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,880
hearing that. 
That's why I have 16 wives now. 

605
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:56,600
I didn't hear yes or no. 
I'm not no I'm not no no all. 

606
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,400
Right, you're still gay. 
All right. 

607
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,680
Bye Ash. 
My like girl, we're. 

608
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,680
Going to be in Georgia. 
No homo. 

609
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:09,880
Cuts off. 
Yeah, so he's still gay. 

610
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,640
Yeah, yeah, 16 wives. 
I can't even imagine that. 

611
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,520
Yeah, how many of them? 
Sharp as a bowling ball. 

612
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,240
Many of them as penises though, 
that's the question. 

613
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,200
None of them, probably. 
I would I would think that at 

614
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,280
least 12 of them have actual 
penises. 

615
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:27,440
I would, I would just. 
All right. 

616
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,680
So is that is our LAV all fueled
up? 

617
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,120
Yeah. 
So hey. 

618
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,520
What's up dude? 
What's, what's your name? 

619
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:39,960
Walter Wallace. 
The other guy. 

620
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,760
Wallace. 
Yeah. 

621
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:42,800
Wallace. 
Yeah. 

622
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,600
That's your name, Joe. 
Your armor kind of looks bad. 

623
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,840
What do you mean? 
He's turning into John Moore, 

624
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,680
Yeah. 
I'm not demo, I'm just. 

625
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:03,960
Amo yeah, kind of bad. 
I don't know what you mean these

626
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,160
are. 
These are my ropes. 

627
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,400
You guys have been really nice 
and everything. 

628
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,360
Yeah. 
Thank you. 

629
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,440
Could I, could I go ahead and 
and give you some more armor? 

630
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,720
I mean if you want. 
Sure, because yes, your armor 

631
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,640
looks really bad. 
Say yes, what you. 

632
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,120
Mean. 
So yes to the dress. 

633
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,360
Yes to the dress. 
Yes to the dress. 

634
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,520
Yes to the dress. 
Yes to the dress. 

635
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:30,080
Well, it's not a dress, really. 
Oh yeah. 

636
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,880
No, it's a kilt. 
That's the same thing I've been 

637
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,240
saying. 
I've been saying, well it's so 

638
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,200
then it's not a dress, it's it's
battle. 

639
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,880
Armor. 
It's a Scottish jerk. 

640
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,800
Not battle armor. 
Yeah, yeah, man. 

641
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,960
It's a dress with extra steps. 
Let's not split hairs. 

642
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,200
So what you got from me, magic 
man? 

643
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,720
So I was, I was thinking, I was 
thinking maybe, you know, I've 

644
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,240
got some, I've got a full suit 
of hard armor. 

645
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,840
It's dead hard. 
Sorry, I'm a virgin, I'll have 

646
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:06,400
to pass. 
It's got an armor rating of 16. 

647
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:07,880
Oh wow. 
Oh. 

648
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,320
Wow. 
And that's pretty hard. 

649
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,880
Yeah, it it is. 
I could I could write it down 

650
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,840
for you here in the chat. 
OK. 

651
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,280
Give it to me. 
So who's talking about a chat? 

652
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,360
What? 
What? 

653
00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:23,320
Chad, is this real? 
What? 

654
00:34:23,679 --> 00:34:25,960
Who's Chad? 
No chat. 

655
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,000
Oh yeah, it's real. 
I'm. 

656
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,400
Real dude. 
Oh, that Chad. 

657
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,199
Name's Chad, OH. 
Corn flavored something about 

658
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:41,880
being and and it's SDC is 260. 
My goodness, I'm going to be a 

659
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,800
walking Chuggernaut. 
Damn, son, what? 

660
00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:49,840
You can just you can copy if you
want it, you know, Whoa, whoa, 

661
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:54,320
fact like you, you guys have 
been like I I really thought 

662
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,280
that you guys were gonna, you 
know, try to kill my pets and. 

663
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,800
Drew you with my plasma. 
Rifle. 

664
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,560
Oh, we did. 
We just suck at it. 

665
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,480
I kind of we're just, I kind of 
it. 

666
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,120
Was really bad. 
I wanted. 

667
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,200
A doctor Plasma rifle, Yeah. 
No. 

668
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,720
Could I? 
Could I do that? 

669
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,000
No limited ammunition. 
Yeah. 

670
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,680
Huh. 
Gave him space, don't know how 

671
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,240
to make new ones. 
Just one. 

672
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,520
No. 
Well, that's too bad. 

673
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,360
I had another shoot like this. 
That one I was going to give 

674
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,720
you. 
Oh well. 

675
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,680
OK, well, I mean. 
Where'd you? 

676
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:30,360
Where are you keeping it? 
Well, I mean, it's on the 

677
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,520
zombie, but I mean, you do 
whatever. 

678
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:37,720
I don't want a zombie suit. 
Just OK, I mean, I'm just trying

679
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:40,120
to be nice, you know? 
I'm really nice guy. 

680
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,520
I just don't want to get sick. 
I'll see you boys in Atlanta. 

681
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,520
Think really Pers. 
Yeah, it's pretty nice. 

682
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,080
Could I ride it for a minute? 
No, and he's gone. 

683
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,920
He's he's gone, buddy. 
Dang it, could hey wait, could 

684
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,400
I? 
Could I shoot one of the guns in

685
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,160
the your thing there? 
The tank. 

686
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,840
No, I don't know you, man. 
I don't. 

687
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,080
I don't know. 
It's just I got this thing with 

688
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:11,200
people using my things. 
But I let you get gas from my. 

689
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,880
And and I do appreciate it. 
You made a shower when we did. 

690
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,800
Creepy. 
Yeah, you, you got a free shower

691
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,680
time. 
You don't get a free show. 

692
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,680
You show up, we're. 
Going to go see his dead 

693
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,520
girlfriend you. 
Forced me to shower and watched 

694
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,920
me. 
But it was free. 

695
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,720
But I think it was more for you 
than me, is what I'm saying. 

696
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,320
It's like ordering a shower from
wish.com. 

697
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,360
I already did you a favor. 
I let you see my goods. 

698
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,200
Yeah, do the goods. 
You saw his. 

699
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,160
Goods. 
OK. 

700
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,880
Well, I mean, OK, I guess. 
Yeah. 

701
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,480
I'm not. 
Love you, have a wonderful time.

702
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:54,040
I don't think so. 
OK, OK, and so all of you can 

703
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,360
our heroes continue from the 
road. 

704
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,480
That guy's weird. 
Yeah, he was super creepy, 

705
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,960
wasn't he? 
He was going to touch our 

706
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:08,240
Packers and. 
Steal my plus my rival, take my 

707
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,880
virginity. 
That's this exactly another one.

708
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,200
How many times is that to keep 
happening? 

709
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,520
So we got to protect Wallace's 
virginity. 

710
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:28,870
Continues on the road. 
Chick-fil-A. 

711
00:37:29,590 --> 00:37:33,910
Yeah, so, so you, so you're 
still quite a few 100 miles away

712
00:37:33,910 --> 00:37:36,830
from the CDC. 
You, you travelled the extra 

713
00:37:37,310 --> 00:37:39,390
five. 
I think it's 5 1/2 hours from 

714
00:37:39,550 --> 00:37:42,270
where you were. 
Five hours and 43 minutes it's. 

715
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:46,310
Very very close to dark. 
You arrive in this area, you see

716
00:37:46,310 --> 00:37:48,510
on your screen roll 20. 
Guys, we should blow up the 

717
00:37:48,510 --> 00:37:52,720
Chevron. 
Yeah, just for kicks and 

718
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:57,480
giggles, that's. 
Cool, so you do notice that 

719
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,760
there's what, a hotel called 
Aramda Inn? 

720
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,040
Not sure if that sounds. 
Aramda Inn What? 

721
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,080
Aramda Inn. 
I'm a virgin. 

722
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,720
It's a AA, so it's probably a 
Rhonda Inn. 

723
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,400
I got an idea, boys. 
Probably Indian. 

724
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:21,720
So that place, so that place 
looks to be the best, the best 

725
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:25,520
suited to stay away from the 
road far enough to where zombies

726
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,840
won't be able to detect you. 
Looks like it might actually be 

727
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,240
the safest place around us. 
I beg to differ. 

728
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,320
Yeah, let's go to Pappadeaux 
Seafood. 

729
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:37,120
Can no No if we slept. 
If we slept at EU Haul moving in

730
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,560
storage, no one else would think
to sit. 

731
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,920
There. 
Except zombies. 

732
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,320
There's no zombies out of 
storage, you know, there's no 

733
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,360
people at a storage unit. 
Vietnam is scary, so let's go to

734
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:53,520
Nam Fuk fuk. 
I think Phonaholics might be a 

735
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,840
good place also. 
There's phones, I think I'm. 

736
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,320
For EU haul moving in storage. 
There's old couches and stuff 

737
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,680
there. 
No one else is there, all right,

738
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,880
So we have to. 
No one would know. 

739
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:06,840
There's lots of zombies over 
there, it seems really weird. 

740
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,720
OK. 
But the around is clear. 

741
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,760
Oh, OK. 
Zeke's trying to like trying to 

742
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,000
learn how to parallel park. 
And he does. 

743
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,880
He does like a like 120 point 
turn. 

744
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:29,760
Hurry up, Zeke, I have all day. 
All right, we'll ram it in this 

745
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,160
game. 
So you arrive at the Aram, the 

746
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,240
Inn. 
Yeah, ram into it so. 

747
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,200
Confusing to what we're ramming 
into. 

748
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:45,000
Good. 
The inn, Where else would it go?

749
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:50,520
Of course it goes in. 
So as you pull up to the 

750
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:54,760
barricade, excuse me, as you 
pull up to the hotel, you see 

751
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,320
that the hotel is barricaded. 
I knew we should've went to the 

752
00:39:58,320 --> 00:39:59,520
storage unit. 
So. 

753
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,400
Roller perception. 
So when I say, when I say 

754
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,680
barricaded, it's, you know, easy
enough for you to get. 

755
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:09,120
I'm seeing crap. 
Four, I'm seeing less than crap.

756
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,640
12 I see all the crap. 
Walter and Addison. 

757
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:14,800
Crap. 
Walter. 

758
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,880
Walter Roller. 
D20 Walter. 

759
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:24,640
Walter. 
The role the. 

760
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,560
Best role ever. 
Dang it. 

761
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,320
So Marcus, you you notice and 
you can choose to tell everybody

762
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:35,640
else, but. 
You. 

763
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,160
Notice that the the barricade? 
Yep, you you roll 12. 

764
00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:44,400
You notice that the barricades 
are a little more than 50 feet 

765
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:48,440
away from the building, 
indicating that somebody is 

766
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:52,440
probably trying to keep zombies 
out and not necessarily people. 

767
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,600
Zeke rammed it to the barricade.
He's on it. 

768
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,240
I mean, when I say barricades, 
you can step over them. 

769
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:08,040
They're like the, the concrete, 
you know, like the pillars, not 

770
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,800
pillars, like the, the temporary
walls that they, the barriers. 

771
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:13,880
Barriers. 
Yeah, it's about like that. 

772
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:19,000
It's only about waist high, it's
not keeping out any zombies, is 

773
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
it? 
Sure would zombies going to run 

774
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,240
into it 50 feet away and not 
think anything twice of it. 

775
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,920
Yeah, you got a point. 
Seems rather ingenious, 

776
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,200
actually. 
Marcus will try to jump over the

777
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:34,360
barricade in one fall swoop, 
rolling and now 20 does a front 

778
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,480
flip and does it. 
So Marcus tries to jump over the

779
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:42,360
barrier and as he does so he he 
kind of slips half trips, 

780
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,720
there's a banana peel and he 
ends up doing a double front 

781
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:50,760
flip with a half a half a gainer
twist at the end. 

782
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,200
In Immaculate form. 
We call it the M Night 

783
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,880
Shyamalan. 
Wait 7920? 

784
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,720
If you do a half gainer, you're 
landing on your head. 

785
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,080
That's exactly it. 
So he lands, you know, on his 

786
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,360
hands and then he just flips up 
from there. 

787
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,880
Yeah. 
And does like a a reverse Kip up

788
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,520
and it's the absolute coolest 
thing you've ever seen in your 

789
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,280
life. 
In fact, Wallace was. 

790
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,240
Wallace is. 
Inspired and he's going to try 

791
00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:24,440
to do it in his heavy armor. 
Oh no, I was going to say, I was

792
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:28,240
going to say if, if this was if 
we were playing with D and D5E, 

793
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:29,920
you would have gained 
inspiration on that. 

794
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,040
Now Wallace actually lands on 
his head. 

795
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,440
You know what, actually, So what
I'm going to do? 

796
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,840
Hang on, just one. -10 for my 
role. 

797
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,160
OK. 
I I, I just walk up to the 

798
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,320
barrier and I put it to my. 
Waist and I just, I just lean. 

799
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:53,000
Forward over it, all over it, 
like a robot. 

800
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,520
Yeah. 
OK. 

801
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:59,200
So in the process of doing that,
just because you rolled a nap 20

802
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:03,320
when you land your your your 
special? 

803
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:10,080
Yeah, they call that the inbet 
shovel on twist you you find at 

804
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:14,280
the where you land there happens
to be 5 Molotov cocktails. 

805
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:20,360
Yeah, and they're all mine. 
Yeah, OK, You can have one 

806
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,960
buddy. 
I'll give one to each of my. 

807
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,400
I was doing an intimidation and 
it impersonation of you. 

808
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,760
Oh wow, yeah, I will take them. 
Yep, and there they are, listed 

809
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,840
in the chat. 
I'll get one to each of you and 

810
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,160
keep 2. 
The damage is three die 6 in. 

811
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,600
A mount of cocktail. 15 feet 
radius 15. 

812
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,440
Feet for real. 
I'm going to give everybody one.

813
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:42,840
Sweet. 
OK, it might be a bad idea to 

814
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,920
get Cleus that Cleus is going to
go looking for some Styrofoam 

815
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,120
and upgrade it. 
That's a good idea anyway. 

816
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,760
Actually. 
Well, only if they were. 

817
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,440
He's going to use it to light a 
cigarette. 

818
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:58,720
Yeah, and. 
And. 

819
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,800
I failed to see what the the 
fault in this is. 

820
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:09,200
I went there. 
So do you guys want to? 

821
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,200
What do you wanna do with the 
hotel? 

822
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,840
Do you wanna roam around on the 
outside? 

823
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:14,640
Check it out. 
I'm gonna throw them off some 

824
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,360
cocktail at it. 
At the hotel. 

825
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,520
No, I'm just kidding. 
I won't do that. 

826
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:21,320
I'm gonna walk in the front door
and shoot it with my plasma 

827
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:25,400
rifle. 
No, I seem to this is this is 

828
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,960
starting to sound like a certain
character I remember that blew 

829
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,800
away an old lady in a church 
man. 

830
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,720
Yeah. 
Blew an old lady. 

831
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,160
Lucky man. 
I said away, not blue. 

832
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,160
I said blue. 
Told her my plasma rifle. 

833
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,560
I'm going to send Zeke in. 
Zeke, what do you see? 

834
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:45,840
See, you go wandering around and
it does appear to doesn't appear

835
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,960
that there's anybody here. 
You happen to be in the 

836
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,040
ballroom. 
Wish I had a sound effect for 

837
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:55,760
this, but while you're in the 
ballroom you can ever so faintly

838
00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:01,440
hear a baby. 
It sounded similar to that part,

839
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,200
but a little different, a little
more shrill. 

840
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,720
Hold on. 
I see you guys want to shoot. 

841
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,200
At it with my plasma arrival. 
For the baby. 

842
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:13,200
Yes, yeah, the inner, the inner 
hero of me. 

843
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,320
Wants to find a baby? 
Send the dog. 

844
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,640
So you go wandering around the 
hotel. 

845
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,560
I will company you find the 
baby. 

846
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,000
Awesome, I have Walter with me 
at least. 

847
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,200
It's stripy. 
I'm going to secure the 

848
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,000
entrance. 
I'm going to go to the gym. 

849
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,720
Does it go to the gym? 
Walk on the treadmill. 

850
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,640
Zeke is just pooping in the 
corner. 

851
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,080
I will, in like fashion, poop in
the corner. 

852
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,640
I believe that entirely, Yeah. 
Hold on. 

853
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:45,000
So you you end up outside of a 
room and you can clearly hear 

854
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,600
that the baby is inside lying in
the room. 

855
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:53,920
It's an imitator, don't do it. 
Should we knock upon the door 

856
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,280
so? 
I don't think a baby can answer 

857
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,720
the door. 
Clean FBI open up. 

858
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,080
Yo, who would be? 
You know what? 

859
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,240
I'll knock. 
Yo B, is that you? 

860
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,480
Hello. 
It's the mother. 

861
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:13,200
It's a woman. 
Oh my goodness, what's going on?

862
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,680
Who is there? 
Let's. 

863
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:18,200
Screw the crap on me. 
I'm doing that crap guys. 

864
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,760
Oh man, everybody's like looking
behind them. 

865
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,040
Yes. 
Anyways, crap on me. 

866
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,680
Oh my God, it's racing. 
The knocking on the door did. 

867
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:36,840
Yes, because this is what I 
grabbed, yo. 

868
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,040
I'm. 
Not there, I couldn't tell. 

869
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:46,040
What it was I'm I'm Wallace. 
I'm a I'm a hero. 

870
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,320
Wait, he's gay? 
I'm. 

871
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:54,200
A hero and Mormon and I sure as 
hell love cranking my hog. 

872
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,520
I'm sorry, sorry. 
He's not. 

873
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:02,240
What he said. 
Do you need hey wait, we heard a

874
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:03,480
baby? 
What? 

875
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,160
You want my baby? 
FBI open up. 

876
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,920
I don't know. 
We're on our way to the SDC. 

877
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,240
What's it called? 
SDC. 

878
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,560
My Benelli M. 4 is CDCSC. 
D. 

879
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:17,040
SCP33 on our. 
Way to Atlanta. 

880
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:21,880
Where we decided to crash here, 
you're going to the CDC. 

881
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:24,440
Yeah, we're in Hartwell, GA 
right now. 

882
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,520
Yeah, it's a it's a bunch of 
hero stuff you probably wouldn't

883
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,400
understand anyway. 
We heard a baby. 

884
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,720
Are you guys OK in there? 
What a baby at Yeah. 

885
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,080
Baby bee. 
How many of there are you? 

886
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,600
Let's see, how about? 
40 of us. 

887
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,160
Don't tell us. 
There's me, there's Walter, 

888
00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:44,440
there's we have Stripey here. 
You got you like dogs. 

889
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,920
We have two dogs with us. 
There's Zeke. 

890
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,400
Zeke's probably pooping in the 
corner again. 

891
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,680
We got Marquis Marcus, who owns 
the dogs. 

892
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,320
He's also probably pooping in 
the corner. 

893
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:59,080
And then and then we have 
Cletus, which you should should 

894
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,640
probably avoid at all. 
Costs. 

895
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,120
Nope. 
And then we got Marquis and then

896
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:09,520
we got Jack O Lynn, and then we 
got Jack O Lite and then. 

897
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,360
You're not here. 
There's about 40 of us. 

898
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,160
Excuse me, Really. 
Excuse me? 

899
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,360
What a lot. 
You had me a dogs. 

900
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,160
You don't. 
Have those people with you? 

901
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:19,880
Are you they're they're. 
Eating. 

902
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:24,440
They're eating the dogs. 
They're eating the cats. 

903
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:31,160
They're eating the cats. 
Yeah, and I kind of usher 

904
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:35,960
Stripey in to. 
Bubby Boy. 

905
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:41,600
Just stripey indicate that 
there's any walkers in there. 

906
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,800
Walkers. 
Let's see what are the 

907
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,680
percentages on that. 
He is not the zombie hunter. 

908
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,480
He is not, fortunately. 
Let's see, he still has a 

909
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:53,920
chance. 
OK, plus 3 to save horror, save 

910
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:54,800
the whore. 
I don't know. 

911
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,360
She's a whore. 
I don't know save. 

912
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,400
The. 
Horror. 

913
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:06,000
There was some what was which 
one was scrappy? 

914
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:08,080
German Shepherd. 
Right guard dog. 

915
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,520
He's the watchdog, right? 
He got the guard dog. 

916
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,000
Watchdog, you got that dog at. 
That dog and he got. 

917
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,600
That dog. 
I'm pretty if I remember 

918
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:20,160
correctly, I'm pretty sure that 
the percentage was 76. 

919
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,480
So I know that was for. 
Throw with that. 

920
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:28,960
That was for the zombie hunters.
It's 78% for the zombie hunt. 

921
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,640
So he's an attack guard? 
Yes, yeah, I'll roll 100, see 

922
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:39,120
what I get, 3735. 35 So he's, 
he's, he's sniffing around, but 

923
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,600
he doesn't seem to detect 
anything. 

924
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,960
So I'm so. 
Sorry, I I didn't mean to 

925
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,440
disturb you guys. 
I you, you scared me. 

926
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,920
I thought. 
I thought you were some of them.

927
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,480
Some of who? 
Damn the the mean ones. 

928
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,400
I get what she means. 
I get what she means. 

929
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,440
We're we're in, we're in 
Atlanta, GA. 

930
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:01,040
No, I get what she means. 
No, so I mean. 

931
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:02,840
No, we're not quite there yet, 
Cletus. 

932
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,520
My bad fam. 
They're not all mean. 

933
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:10,000
Some of them are OK. 
My name's my name's Jolene. 

934
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,280
Jolene. 
Jolene. 

935
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:15,200
I've heard that before. 
That's kind of funny. 

936
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:18,320
You make me laugh. 
You're kind of cute. 

937
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,720
I've got my hammer half cock. 
No girl says I'm cute. 

938
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,040
I put my hand in front of 
Cletus. 

939
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:28,160
No, girl says. 
That so this is my baby Asher. 

940
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:32,560
I I rather be no step daddy. 
It's another Ash. 

941
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,440
I'll miss Ash. 
He's. 

942
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,560
Such a yeah. 
Ash would know how to handle 

943
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,040
this situation. 
He's find everything, baby. 

944
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:45,280
Boy, would you like to hold him.
No, I would actually, I would 

945
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,880
actually like to. 
Hold no, don't do it. 

946
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,360
I used to. 
I used to help my my family out 

947
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:51,720
with a with their daycare 
center. 

948
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:54,120
That's not a baby. 
That's not a baby. 

949
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:55,560
That's a monstrosity. 
This is. 

950
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,640
My baby Ashley. 
Asher Ashley Madison. 

951
00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:01,640
Isn't he so pretty? 
Ashley Madison isn't gay. 

952
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,240
He's. 
He's so, he's so cute. 

953
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,840
Yeah, in a. 
Poster, yeah. 

954
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,040
Look at him, he's trying to hit 
you. 

955
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,680
He's so sweet. 
Marcus walks by the room and 

956
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,440
does a double take and then 
charges another plasma. 

957
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,320
Rifle. 
That was a zombie baby. 

958
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:26,280
No, he's. 
I, I turn, I, I, I turn so that 

959
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:30,200
the baby's out of mark. 
I turn so that the baby's out of

960
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,680
Marcus's sight. 
He turns around and walks away. 

961
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,200
What's your name, Mr. Marcus. 
Not you, I'm. 

962
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:40,760
Gracious. 
The guy that's holding my baby. 

963
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,520
Wallace. 
I'm Wallace. 

964
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,520
I'm Marcus. 
Did you say your last name was 

965
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:47,200
Daddy? 
Walter. 

966
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,080
What? 
What did you say your last name 

967
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,160
was? 
Daddy Wallace. 

968
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,600
I didn't say anything about my 
last name. 

969
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:54,560
Oh, look. 
At you. 

970
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,960
You'd make such a good daddy. 
Yeah, you would. 

971
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:03,160
Wallace, you're such a natural. 
He quieted down. 

972
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,320
He's not even trying to kill you
anymore. 

973
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:07,440
He does that with all the new 
people. 

974
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,600
Yeah. 
So I turned up, I turned up 

975
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,400
Walter, and just like, what do I
do here? 

976
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:16,880
What do I do here? 
Hand me the child. 

977
00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:19,920
I have a lot of food. 
You could stay with us. 

978
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:21,880
I'm good fam. 
Not you. 

979
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:26,480
I'm a Wallace. 
Hand me the child while. 

980
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Oh, you and hold him? 
Sure. 

981
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,720
I start blasting and. 
I start blasting. 

982
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:38,040
I took her last comment. 
As a blasting took her last 

983
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,240
comments as an insult, I rolled 
a 13. 

984
00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:44,480
I have a +2 to strike and then I
have a +2 to strike against the 

985
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:48,800
zombie as well. 
Can I roll the jump in front of 

986
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,640
the bullet? 
You're holding the kids, so 

987
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:52,520
yeah, I'd hope so. 
Oh. 

988
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,480
No. 
He's already handed the chat. 

989
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:58,440
Cleanest will be here. 
Yeah, he'll take care of the big

990
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:02,240
bad zombies, don't worry. 
I'm just hoping that my armor 

991
00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:06,760
can tank it. 
OK. 

992
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,800
So go ahead. 
No, you didn't. 

993
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:13,000
This is how Wallace gets his his
disorder all. 

994
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,440
Right. 
Well, you're not even. 

995
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,800
You don't even have to roll for 
damage or you're shooting a 

996
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:21,200
baby. 
All right, so 14 + 3, so that's 

997
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:26,280
17. 
Wallace handed the baby to me. 

998
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,840
You know, I half expected this. 
You're just shooting Wallace 

999
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,720
right now. 
No, I shot the baby. 

1000
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:33,400
I particularly aimed at the 
baby. 

1001
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:37,160
That's true, Walter. 
He did handed me the baby. 

1002
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,520
I'm aiming at the baby. 
I don't care who's holding the 

1003
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:44,000
baby, I am to the baby. 
So if Wallace and I both 

1004
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,880
attempted to stop you, I rolled 
A12HE rolled an 8. 

1005
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,120
That's a 20. 
We got in the way. 

1006
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:57,640
So the baby is Asher is he's 
half disintegrated. 

1007
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,280
All right, now I am with the 
Mama. 

1008
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:05,760
Play this waiting hold on, one 
thing at a time. 

1009
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,520
I'm not the one holding the 
zombie baby. 

1010
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,680
Well, not anymore, Wallace, I'm.
Gonna need to wait now. 

1011
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,120
I'm gonna need you to roll 100 
sided die. 

1012
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,760
Oh. 
Man. 

1013
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,320
I knew it. 
I knew it. 

1014
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:22,440
This is how Wallace gets his 
disorder. 48. 

1015
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:27,520
I just said it yes. 
I knew it. 

1016
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:33,600
I gave myself a disorder. 
Okay, now roll another. 

1017
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:38,360
Now roll another 100 sided. 
Paul, 59. 

1018
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:44,320
Okay, Oh my goodness, this is 
there's no way. 

1019
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:47,360
There's no way. 
Do I now have murder hobo 

1020
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,920
tendencies? 
No, no. 

1021
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:54,880
OK, so you rolled you rolled a 
48 and I'm just gonna this is 

1022
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:57,720
for the listeners. 
All right, so you rolled A48 and

1023
00:54:57,720 --> 00:55:00,440
then the insanity tables under 
trauma. 

1024
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:05,600
OK yeah, it's a 48. 
Shows that you get a phobia. 

1025
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,680
Excuse me. 
So I had you roll for the random

1026
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:14,200
phobia table here of beta of 59 
means that you now have a phobia

1027
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:18,120
of female zombies. 
Great. 

1028
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:22,040
Way. 
It's absolutely perfect. 50% of 

1029
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,960
the zombies you. 
Can't. 

1030
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,560
You can't make this up. 
I'm a. 

1031
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:34,640
Woman, So you now have a phobia 
of not only you're not only 

1032
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:39,040
scared of alive women, but now 
you have an irrational fear of 

1033
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:47,080
female zombies. 
The dice Lord Jesus has spoken. 

1034
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,880
Cletus, you're dishing out these
phobias like it's a soup. 

1035
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:56,920
Kitchen, I didn't pick it. 
Gotta pick it for me. 

1036
00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:00,280
You gotta give Walter one now. 
Hey, misery loves company. 

1037
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:07,480
OK, Walter. 
Walter's an anarchist, you can't

1038
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,320
scare him. 
Give me my goodness. 

1039
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,720
So the baby has been blown away.
Yeah. 

1040
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,760
The mother is. 
Next. 

1041
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,960
She's next. 
She's next. 

1042
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,800
She is screaming. 
Marcus walks back into the room.

1043
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,680
None of us can hear what's going
on anyways from the ring. 

1044
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:31,240
Walks back through Marcus. 
She is screaming and crying and 

1045
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:32,360
begging. 
Why? 

1046
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:34,000
Why? 
Why? 

1047
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:35,880
Unclean. 
This is what Ash would have 

1048
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,560
done. 
You guys know it? 

1049
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,200
Well, Ash would have used a 
flamethrower, but. 

1050
00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:43,800
Yeah, you guys want to blame me 
and call me the bad guy, but Ash

1051
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,840
would have done it. 
Ash wasn't scared. 

1052
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,960
They weren't hurting anyone. 
Cletus. 

1053
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,120
What the? 
Heck, it doesn't matter. 

1054
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:53,000
If they were, they could. 
He's a Reaper. 

1055
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:57,280
Reaper's going to reap well. 
The unclean So you have this 

1056
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:02,240
lady that is your head off. 
It is. 

1057
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:06,800
It is now dark outside, so there
is pretty much nowhere else to 

1058
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,600
go. 
Silence the woman. 

1059
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,360
So now what to do with the 
woman? 

1060
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,400
We should have done it. 
So now what? 

1061
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:16,760
We got to kill our. 
Mister Man, Mr. Master, Yes, I 

1062
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,160
rolled in 19 to console the 
woman. 

1063
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:23,320
I'm the only other half dead 
person in this room. 

1064
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:26,200
Oh, that is true. 
So. 

1065
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,680
She's going to start treating 
him as baby Asher now. 

1066
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:35,160
So with the blood of her baby on
my hand, literally, not 

1067
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:39,400
metaphorically, 'cause I did not
harm the child, I begin to 

1068
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:43,880
control this half dead mother. 
OK, describe this to me then I I

1069
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:47,160
want you to describe this. 
Then if that is a high roll, a 

1070
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:50,800
20 would be better, but this but
19 is a pretty high roll. 

1071
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,480
Tell me what you do We'll. 
See, if I accept, I hear his. 

1072
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,560
I hear his screen. 
You're in a hotel room, very 

1073
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,640
small hotel room. 
There's blood everywhere. 

1074
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,600
I would get on the get on the 
bed. 

1075
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:06,040
Start crying like a baby. 
Knock, knock. 

1076
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:10,040
What you got to say, Mama? 
I step up to put a diaper on. 

1077
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:13,960
I wipe. 
I wipe the the baby gets off me 

1078
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:17,040
the best I can. 
Before she looks, before she 

1079
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:17,840
looks at me. 
I'm not. 

1080
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:21,680
While she's looking, I step up 
to her and there are absolutely 

1081
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:25,840
no words I could say to this 
woman in this moment, but I 

1082
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,360
calmly shush her. 
I put my hands up and I say it's

1083
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:32,680
OK he he is in a better place 
now. 

1084
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,800
He doesn't have to worry about 
the messed up world that we live

1085
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:40,040
in where men come in and start 
shooting babies like a lunatic. 

1086
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:44,840
And I promise you that the God 
that reigns over the heaven that

1087
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:49,040
that baby now is in will have 
justice against a man who just 

1088
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:55,160
did wrong you so horrifically. 
I gently I put my arms around 

1089
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:59,760
her and gently embrace her in a 
comforting but not creepy type 

1090
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,640
of hug. 
Yeah, well, the only thing 

1091
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,680
that's hurt after that is the 
click of my hammer going full 

1092
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:07,640
back. 
I should have never owned my 

1093
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:09,960
plasma rifle. 
Oh. 

1094
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:14,360
So you can say that all you 
want, Marcus and I, I respect 

1095
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:15,840
you because you're how only half
living. 

1096
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:20,200
But the baby was folded and it 
went straight to hell. 

1097
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:24,600
Just like this woman is for 
having sex with a zombie. 

1098
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,520
I think she is an actual human 
woman. 

1099
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,000
She's yeah, she is. 
A woman. 

1100
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:33,640
She she is. 
She is what's known as a deluded

1101
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:37,200
zombie love. 
See, she was deluded with a 

1102
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:39,520
zombie, no? 
Heresy did not. 

1103
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:41,080
Parisy. 
Unclean. 

1104
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:45,560
Her baby was killed by a zombie.
No, her baby was killed by 

1105
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,920
Cletus Brown. 
Well, her baby was already dead,

1106
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,880
but you guys know. 
The name of the sufferers. 

1107
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,760
Not realized that. 
Well then that means I'm going 

1108
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,080
to put her down before she makes
more zombie babies. 

1109
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,920
So her she's not making well. 
She is. 

1110
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:05,520
Zombie gets a zombie just. 
Zombie just got punched by the 

1111
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,560
baby, got punched by a zombie 
and then died and came back. 

1112
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,080
Yep. 
And then shot by a lunatic, 

1113
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:15,440
apparently. 
Same man of the damned. 

1114
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:20,040
I'm the Sound of the Damned. 
God is shooting this gun. 

1115
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:25,200
She is sobbing a little less, 
but she is still sobbing 

1116
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:28,360
uncontrollably, just. 
I shot that woman up. 

1117
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,760
Goodnight. 
Walter. 

1118
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,160
Muffler screams with her 
shoulder. 

1119
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:36,880
I pull her against me. 
She muffled her scream. 

1120
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:38,920
Here. 
Let's have. 

1121
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:43,680
Shame of Olympus survivor. 
Obviously, obviously she is not 

1122
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:48,960
quieting down, so I'm gonna do 
something and soil my hands so 

1123
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:51,200
the rest of this group does not 
have to what do. 

1124
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:53,440
You mean the rest? 
I'm gonna kill the baby. 

1125
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:54,960
I'm gonna. 
Do it. 

1126
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:57,560
I'm gonna break this woman's 
neck. 

1127
01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:58,960
Do it with a Swift. 
Do it. 

1128
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:02,960
Do it and do it. 
No do it. 

1129
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:05,120
No, do it. 
It's the right thing. 

1130
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:08,040
To do, I rolled A-17. 
No, do it. 

1131
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:09,840
He can't stop him. 
He's hugging her. 

1132
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,720
Do it, Do it. 
The hair is. 

1133
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:16,560
Outside, it's night time. 
I will start attacking everyone.

1134
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:20,200
No. 
Here I have the energy sword. 

1135
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:21,960
Let me just help. 
Oh no. 

1136
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:28,840
OK. 
Listeners. 

1137
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:33,360
As I reached up to to grab this 
woman's head to snap before I 

1138
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:38,880
do, Wallace grabs my hands and 
he says no or he gestures 

1139
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:41,560
because he doesn't want to say 
anything out loud and panic this

1140
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,480
woman further. 
He says he grabs my hand, he 

1141
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:47,000
looks me in the eyes and gives 
me that please don't there's a 

1142
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:50,720
better way. 
And I lower my hand and continue

1143
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:54,160
to just embrace her to try and 
comfort her through this. 

1144
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,920
Horrible. 
Help me out, Marcus. 

1145
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:56,960
Please help me. 
I'm going. 

1146
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,040
To kill her. 
Marcus is not in the room. 

1147
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:04,120
He made it clear that he stepped
out of the room. 

1148
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:05,640
He. 
Did. 

1149
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,320
Oh, I'm back here. 
I'm back now. 

1150
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,160
I scream. 
Marcus help. 

1151
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:12,080
Hey, you take. 
Help. 

1152
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,720
In the commotion, I'm standing 
in the doorway. 

1153
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:22,160
You roll the 17 my my friend 
Wallace, What do you? 

1154
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:23,440
Do on the. 
Floor. 

1155
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:27,640
So she looks at she looks at 
Cletus and she says, why would 

1156
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:31,840
why would you do that? 
He was innocent. 

1157
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:39,720
Why not like? 
Too much. 

1158
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:45,320
What they did to me a nom. 
What they did to me, a nom. 

1159
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:47,880
You have any idea, lady? 
Do you? 

1160
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:50,120
Probably didn't know. 
So I didn't think. 

1161
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:51,640
So. 
Dear. 

1162
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:53,160
Soft. 
Cushy. 

1163
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:57,000
Civilian job and making zombie 
babies. 

1164
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:00,280
Can I use my 17 to push Cletus 
out of the room and shut the 

1165
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:03,280
door? 
Oh well, she can make more 

1166
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:07,320
zombie babies with her. 
No, she pulls out a can of Mason

1167
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:09,600
beef. 
She sprays No in the face, No 

1168
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,040
Cletus. 
Just starts firing randomly. 

1169
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:32,240
-10 to all of those roles, I 
believe. 

1170
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:36,560
It I was going to try to I was 
going to try to dive or cover 

1171
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:40,120
with the woman in my arms to 
keep up from getting killed. 

1172
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:45,640
But this is the idiot monsters. 
But I might as well trip, fall 

1173
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:48,760
out the window and get eaten by 
the dead for all the good roles.

1174
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:54,200
I've unfurled my energy sword 
and I commit sepaku. 

1175
01:03:55,880 --> 01:04:00,520
Yeah, I forgot he had that. 
Yeah, I haven't hit a single 

1176
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:04,560
thing with it yet. 
Where did it go, Dang it. 

1177
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,560
Well, the 19 that I rolled, it's
right there. 

1178
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:11,080
No, not there. 
The Mace, because it does give 

1179
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:14,360
you, I think it's a -9 if I 
remember right. 

1180
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:16,720
OK. 
Well, I mean it honestly, it 

1181
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:18,080
wouldn't matter. 
Where the heck. 

1182
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:21,800
Hey when that happened I should 
have put it in with the 

1183
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:25,320
description of. 
If it's -9 he would have missed 

1184
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,840
all of those shots except 
possibly I got a plus. 

1185
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,960
Two, I got a plus. 
Two baby that with the 19 he 

1186
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,880
actually. 
Not with a Mace. 

1187
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,240
If it was -9 he would have 
rolled A10. 

1188
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:37,840
Is that a hit? 
Yeah. 

1189
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:39,840
That would be on her, it would 
be, yes. 

1190
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:43,200
Wait, hold on a minute. 
I'm embrace this. 

1191
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:46,720
Many times can you fire though. 
I'm embracing this woman. 

1192
01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:49,640
So how's he shooting? 
He shooting grooming? 

1193
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:52,120
Am I dead now? 
You already shot. 

1194
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:57,920
Once plus the other one maybe 
5-6 or no so 5. 

1195
01:04:58,400 --> 01:04:59,720
Shots and two. 
What? 

1196
01:04:59,720 --> 01:05:01,400
Yeah. 
Well, well, just I'm shooting 

1197
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:03,600
like crazy. 
Rapid. 

1198
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,160
Fire for. 
Me. 

1199
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:09,920
So I rolled me, I, I, I rolled 
that 17 before all of this, like

1200
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:14,040
started going very downhill to 
push Cletus out of the room and 

1201
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,400
shut the door. 
I'm so confused, so what's gone 

1202
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:18,560
downhill? 
I killed a zombie baby. 

1203
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,880
You should be thanking me. 
It is true. 

1204
01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:27,200
I guess you would have so as so 
very right, so as as he's 

1205
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,960
getting sprayed and you're 
shoving him out the out of the 

1206
01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:34,040
room, he's shooting randomly. 
He's out of the room so he 

1207
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:35,720
doesn't hit anything. 
I'm shooting. 

1208
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,880
Through the drawer. 
I was going to say, apparently 

1209
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:41,000
he hits me because I'm 
embracing. 

1210
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,560
This no, no or. 
Me because I'm pushing him. 

1211
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:45,480
Yeah, because he wouldn't. 
You wouldn't be able to see 

1212
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:46,880
anything. 
Yeah. 

1213
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,400
So. 
Yeah, but he would know not to 

1214
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:52,120
shoot it at you. 
His eyes are closed. 

1215
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:53,960
He's not. 
Open, yeah, but you're. 

1216
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:58,880
You would hope so. 
So he does so, so we will say 

1217
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:02,560
that he he wings her. 
She she is bleeding. 

1218
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:06,720
She is, she is dressed like she 
just got out of the shower in 

1219
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,600
the, in the hotel room. 
Yeah. 

1220
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:14,360
So she has armor on, but she's 
bleeding from her arm. 

1221
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:17,120
She's crying ever so much more 
profusely now. 

1222
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:21,000
Her baby's gone, her world is 
gone, and she is nearly 

1223
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,280
inconsolable. 
I'm just trying to put her out 

1224
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:25,880
her misery at this point. 
Stripey's just watching all 

1225
01:06:25,880 --> 01:06:28,680
this. 
A roof, you know, look at that 

1226
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:33,480
as your heads. 
Very nice hotel room. 

1227
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:35,440
I mean, you know, nice hardwood 
floor it. 

1228
01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:36,920
Was nice. 
I mean it. 

1229
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:40,040
Was yeah, with a new wall and. 
Dirty blood everywhere. 

1230
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:42,720
Look in bed now there's yeah. 
And half of a baby. 

1231
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:47,800
Yeah, and like black. 
Now I now I release this woman, 

1232
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:51,360
I sit at the desk chair and I 
just sit there because there's 

1233
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:54,640
not really anything we can do 
except wait for the zombie horde

1234
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:57,920
to fall upon us. 
Killer. 

1235
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:00,680
I mean, you're far enough away, 
you're indoors. 

1236
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:05,440
Yeah, unless there's some inside
the the hotel somewhere which 

1237
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:09,160
there could be nothing, nothing 
has happened as of yet. 

1238
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:11,240
So she. 
Is. 

1239
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:16,600
She's she's still crying 
uncontrollably. 

1240
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:20,000
I in fact, she turns and she, 
she locks her. 

1241
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,400
She she runs into the bathroom 
and locks her. 

1242
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:25,400
I holster my. 
That's my Colt that's unfurl. 

1243
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:29,040
I unfurl my chains and. 
Let's say I've got. 

1244
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:32,600
The hens of Death could not 
defeat me in Vietnam, the 

1245
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,600
Sisters of Faith could not hold 
me. 

1246
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:38,280
And you not live to see the end 
of this day. 

1247
01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:41,800
I will have my revenge. 
What is? 

1248
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,240
Wrong with you. 
I start beating the. 

1249
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:52,560
Door. 
Guys, I think we should just 

1250
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:55,080
leave her alone at this point. 
I'm gonna write. 

1251
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:57,520
I'm gonna find a sticky note and
a pen. 

1252
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:02,280
So I'm gonna write. 
I'm. 

1253
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:12,320
Gonna I'm gonna write a little 
sticky note on the wall so that 

1254
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,320
when she gets out of the 
bathroom she sees it. 

1255
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:21,640
It's gonna say I'm I'm sorry 
that my mentally deranged friend

1256
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,359
eviscerated your baby. 
How? 

1257
01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:30,240
Do you spell eviscerated Walter?
EV. 

1258
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:38,439
EVISCERATIDED. 
This survey did. 

1259
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:43,160
Oh yeah. 
Anyway, sorry that my mentally 

1260
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:47,600
interfering friend eviscerated 
your baby and a lot to. 

1261
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:50,000
Put on a sticky note. 
Well, that's all I'm going to 

1262
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,640
say. 
Then I'm going to have a dash 

1263
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:55,319
that says Wallace Daddy on it. 
And then he's gonna stick it to 

1264
01:08:55,319 --> 01:08:57,439
the baby. 
And then a frowny face next to 

1265
01:08:57,439 --> 01:08:58,120
it. 
Yeah. 

1266
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:00,680
And then I, I put it, No, 
there's no room. 

1267
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:03,880
So I put it on the back. 
I draw like a little arrow, just

1268
01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:06,040
that. 
Indicates the it's the 

1269
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:07,840
apocalypse. 
You could literally just write 

1270
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:11,279
it on the wall, yeah. 
With the baby's blood, yeah. 

1271
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:16,160
That's all we. 
That's all we. 

1272
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:20,359
So you don't hear anything else 
from her. 

1273
01:09:20,399 --> 01:09:23,680
Her sobs have kind of quieted, 
but she's not coming out of the 

1274
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:26,680
the bathroom. 
She committed a separate Jew. 

1275
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,319
All of you are pretty, all of 
you are pretty tired. 

1276
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:34,240
It's I mean it's getting late. 
Need to some sleep for to go to 

1277
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:36,880
the CDC in the morning. 
I'm tired. 

1278
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,000
Guy so. 
Down, just down the road. 

1279
01:09:39,279 --> 01:09:42,399
So Marcus was just walking by 
the room and when Cletus got 

1280
01:09:42,399 --> 01:09:45,680
shut out, Marcus was there with 
them. 

1281
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:48,040
It's just like what happened in 
there. 

1282
01:09:48,359 --> 01:09:52,640
Well, I I did what any Good 
Shepherd of the dam would do. 

1283
01:09:53,359 --> 01:09:55,200
That's my OCC, so who'd you 
care? 

1284
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,720
My OCC, no it's not. 
You're a Reaper. 

1285
01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:00,760
Oh wait, yeah, I'm AI did what 
any good Reaper would do. 

1286
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:04,120
Yeah, and what a shepherd of the
dam should do and put one out of

1287
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:06,480
its misery. 
You kill a zombie baby. 

1288
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:08,240
Again, kill a zombie baby. 
Again. 

1289
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:15,520
Good old police president. 
Proud of me yet? 

1290
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,880
Was Wallace pretty pissed about 
it? 

1291
01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:22,160
Wallace was super pissed about 
it. 

1292
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:25,520
Let me hold you. 
Let me hold you. 

1293
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:28,520
I'm going to get your parents 
later tonight. 

1294
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:32,120
That was Walter. 
Walter. 

1295
01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:35,720
No, both of them were doing it. 
They were both fighting over or 

1296
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:38,240
something. 
Like that both the WS were. 

1297
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:41,600
I was just holding the. 
Baby, I lost the key, but man 

1298
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:47,360
does this thing really hurt. 
When it gets hard, the wall's 

1299
01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:49,120
just like I'm going to snap this
lady's neck. 

1300
01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:52,920
Loud. 
As she's like saying, did you 

1301
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,240
say Wallace, Daddy? 
You just hear like a little 

1302
01:10:55,240 --> 01:11:01,320
ping. 
But I wasn't there though. 

1303
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:02,520
Oh yeah, I know. 
I'm. 

1304
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:04,160
I'm glad you weren't too. 
It would have been a blood 

1305
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:06,360
breath. 
And so you give. 

1306
01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:09,360
Wallace a disorder. 
Yeah, yeah, but Walter. 

1307
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:13,400
But he hates all women. 
Forever, yeah, and that is this 

1308
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:14,600
thing that makes. 
Sense they're all. 

1309
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,200
He's scared of them all. 
Doesn't matter if they're dead 

1310
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:18,840
or alive, right? 
Happen eventually. 

1311
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:21,920
It's just a big old Pansy. 
Yeah, what can you do? 

1312
01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:27,800
It doesn't have a penis. 
So Walter Stripey and I, like 

1313
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:30,200
Stripey, has no idea what's 
going on. 

1314
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,760
We walk out of the room. 
He just keeps looking back and 

1315
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:34,560
forth and whoever. 
'S talking. 

1316
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:42,120
I'm gonna I'm gonna go to bed 
all. 

1317
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:44,480
Right. 
So 1. 

1318
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:47,480
Can somebody put Stripey out? 
He's got to go potty. 

1319
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:50,720
Oh, I put my shotgun back. 
Oh, out. 

1320
01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:53,640
Oh. 
No, not down, out. 

1321
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:57,920
He's your dog, you do it. 
It's the apocalypse, he can just

1322
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,560
go wherever he wants, right? 
We'll have Zeke take him out. 

1323
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:03,600
Yeah, it, I'm sure. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1324
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:07,720
It doesn't matter. 
I mean the floors are really 

1325
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:09,960
nice though in here. 
Yeah, it doesn't matter. 

1326
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:13,280
They were nice. 
All right, is there make a good 

1327
01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:14,360
middle? 
Breakfast in this place. 

1328
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:16,920
Make a good point and you start 
peeing on the wall in the 

1329
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:22,400
hallway. 
So wall is are you going to 

1330
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,560
sleep somewhere else or are you 
going to sleep there in the? 

1331
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:27,200
Room waiting for. 
Her to come out. 

1332
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:32,720
Oh, you got to sleep in there. 
I. 

1333
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:37,360
Like in there, Wallace needs the
Garter, so I got to play this 

1334
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:41,520
Light needs the garden. 
This is actually. 

1335
01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:43,520
Well, all the blood though. 
Yeah. 

1336
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:46,400
It's bloody. 
You could stay and clean the. 

1337
01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:48,080
Room. 
I'm gonna be in the You're 

1338
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:49,520
really. 
I'm gonna be in the room next 

1339
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:51,040
door. 
You're really. 

1340
01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:52,160
Next door. 
Yeah. 

1341
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:53,000
Sally. 
OK. 

1342
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,800
Away. 
Away from everyone else. 

1343
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:59,400
Walter, what about you? 
You sleeping in there, Walter? 

1344
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:01,400
Walter. 
Yeah. 

1345
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:06,640
No, I I see a Walt. 
You just I can see him. 

1346
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:09,240
Yeah. 
So he he would up to up to 

1347
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:11,080
around, somewhere around 50 feet
away. 

1348
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:13,640
Yeah. 
He would see that she's still 

1349
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:15,880
alive at least. 
We need someone to keep an eye 

1350
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:21,040
on Cletus. 
He's fine, disorders out every 

1351
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:22,840
other week. 
It's my job. 

1352
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:26,280
It's. 
My job, it's normal. 

1353
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:28,720
So Walters gonna get his? 
Don't. 

1354
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:34,080
Worry as you all sleep Wallace, 
you feel a light touch on your 

1355
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:40,200
shoulder, sort of a a soft grip 
from a from a very good smelling

1356
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:46,000
hand a woman. 
That smells good Ping ping ping.

1357
01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:52,120
OK I have to I have to edit in 
the like M1 Goran now. 

1358
01:13:52,120 --> 01:13:55,600
Yeah, you do it is it is Jolene,
Yes. 

1359
01:13:56,320 --> 01:14:00,920
She is still wearing the robe 
that is has blood and baby guts 

1360
01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:06,520
on it and. 
That is unfortunate. 

1361
01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:09,520
She says I don't know how to 
cope with it. 

1362
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:11,720
I. 
I don't know either, honestly. 

1363
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,640
Make Love to me. 
No, no. 

1364
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:20,040
No, no. 
Please someone no, it'll make me

1365
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:21,680
feel better. 
No. 

1366
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:24,200
You'll send it in my room. 
I'll help you out with that 

1367
01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:25,840
buddy. 
Bang abroad. 

1368
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:36,960
No, my sword will get shorter. 
Stay away from me. 

1369
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,640
I've never felt so much 
rejection. 

1370
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:44,120
Baby, I'll Make Love to you. 
You're not. 

1371
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:49,760
The Aerial Man. 
Talk about handing out mental. 

1372
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:52,040
I'm not. 
I'm not going to sleep with you,

1373
01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:54,880
OK? 
Can you borrow that sword thingy

1374
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:57,880
on your back? 
No. 

1375
01:14:59,080 --> 01:15:00,480
Do you want me to look at your 
arm? 

1376
01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:03,120
I have a make kit. 
Why look at my arm? 

1377
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:04,600
I thought you got shot in the 
arm. 

1378
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,800
Oh, I forgot. 
I know. 

1379
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:10,080
OK. 
Yeah, we seem to be at an 

1380
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:10,680
impasse. 
I. 

1381
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,000
Mean. 
Please. 

1382
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:17,160
No. 
Build a pillow flow with me 

1383
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:18,600
that'll make. 
Compelling argument. 

1384
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:22,040
Yeah. 
OK, I'll just open it down to 

1385
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:23,920
the kitchen. 
That should take care of this. 

1386
01:15:27,480 --> 01:15:30,520
There's knives down there. 
And play this. 

1387
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:36,080
Don't. 
She walks out of the room. 

1388
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:41,960
Don't. 
Please don't go. 

1389
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:45,960
Now I have to play my character.
I have to follow her to stop 

1390
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:47,120
her. 
Wait, come back. 

1391
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:54,800
M1 Garon. 
I don't know where that came 

1392
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:58,760
from, but there was an M1 Garon.
God, it's hard to run when this 

1393
01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:06,920
when I'm like this. 
All the promotion going on 

1394
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:11,680
somebody. 
Sounds like somebody just 

1395
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:13,440
expanded the clip of an M1 
Garon. 

1396
01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:19,000
I'll say that. 
Hello. 

1397
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:24,320
So you're following her? 
Yeah, I, I, I run her to stop 

1398
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:26,120
her. 
What stop you? 

1399
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:30,880
How would you stop me? 
You're trying to hurt yourself 

1400
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:32,800
and I don't want you to. 
How? 

1401
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:38,720
Nothing else matters. 
That's all I had left in this 

1402
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:41,280
world. 
You could create another baby. 

1403
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:44,080
Please. 
Probably Marcus. 

1404
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:45,000
Just now. 
Marcus. 

1405
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:47,200
Marcus what? 
What am I doing it? 

1406
01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:50,280
No, you. 
Come here. 

1407
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:53,640
Please. 
Easy, quick. 

1408
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:57,440
You gotta watch this, OK? 
Should I roll for this? 

1409
01:16:57,680 --> 01:17:00,000
Peanut butter. 
Should I roll for this? 

1410
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:06,960
You're trying to fight this 
woman off with a stick like. 

1411
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:17,880
OK so so crunchy this time is is
low roll I I somehow give in and

1412
01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:22,800
then high roll I resist her. 
She kisses you very, very softly

1413
01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:24,920
on the cheeks. 
That's a. 

1414
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:29,840
That's a -, 6 right there. 
One rolled an 18 roll above an 

1415
01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:31,800
18. 
Roll above an 18. 

1416
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:35,320
Jeez, this boy's about to get 
molested. 

1417
01:17:36,440 --> 01:17:39,960
Again, again. 
Hold a nine. 

1418
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:46,320
Oh man. 
So she begins to caress you and 

1419
01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:49,000
touch you and. 
Kiss you the second she. 

1420
01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:50,680
Touches it. 
You're no longer one of God's 

1421
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:56,520
children. 
And then she finds out that you 

1422
01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:58,680
have a mantle chastity build. 
On and she's. 

1423
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:03,960
Like how do we get past this? 
Believe this. 

1424
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:06,120
Has an idea. 
You're not there. 

1425
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:08,920
You know, with precise nipple 
play, man. 

1426
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:10,880
I got an. 
I got. 

1427
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:16,960
I got an idea. 
I I create my energy sword and I

1428
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:19,760
just cut off the lock. 
Oh, oh, wow, yeah. 

1429
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:23,960
She she flat out seduced. 
Yeah, I, I. 

1430
01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:26,880
Know I'm pretty sure this is 
something else at this point. 

1431
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:40,440
I got to add some music here. 
Little bit of Kenny G. 

1432
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:44,320
So the festivities again and we 
won't go into too much. 

1433
01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:48,520
Festivities. 
What are we talking about? 

1434
01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:51,720
We. 
Don't want to go into too much 

1435
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:53,520
detail because we're family 
friendly not. 

1436
01:18:53,680 --> 01:18:54,840
Now I got to get married. 
Good. 

1437
01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:58,960
Boy, I'll jump on the bed, don't
worry. 

1438
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,240
Let's. 
Jump on the bed, right? 

1439
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:09,040
Just sit there, OK? 
What's really weird is that 

1440
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:11,640
Danny helped me in Balder's Gate
do that. 

1441
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,560
Oh, he did. 
That's right, Yeah. 

1442
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:26,040
With the with the sucky this. 
So you it's at some point you 

1443
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:33,440
black out and you wake up in the
morning and she is curled, it 

1444
01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:37,920
just absolutely curled around 
you like in an absolute like 

1445
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:40,360
death grip. 
Is actually. 

1446
01:19:40,440 --> 01:19:42,520
She's not. 
She's not wearing very many 

1447
01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:43,840
clothes. 
Nice. 

1448
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:51,360
Neither you You're not sure. 
You're not sure if you actually 

1449
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:53,560
went through with the entire 
act. 

1450
01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:56,480
Lee just walks in, takes a look 
at him and says yeah. 

1451
01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:57,960
Nice. 
And then walks out. 

1452
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:04,120
Yeah. 
And with that. 

1453
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:08,720
God Dang. 
It. 

1454
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:12,960
This one is so good. 
The first thing, hold on. 

1455
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,440
The first thing I want to do is 
I want to check the length of my

1456
01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:22,920
energy sword now. 
We'll find out next time. 

1457
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:25,680
Dang it, Dang it. 
Dang it. 

1458
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:28,720
I'm sleeping on a in the middle 
of a pool. 

1459
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:30,920
That's where I went to this 
week. 

1460
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:34,240
All right. 
Well, thanks to everybody for 

1461
01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:35,800
listening. 
We appreciate it. 

1462
01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:38,840
Hope you much enjoyed listening 
to Cletus. 

1463
01:20:39,160 --> 01:20:41,280
Get taken advantage of is not 
Cletus. 

1464
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:43,360
Sorry. 
Wow. 

1465
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:44,240
Wallace. 
Wallace. 

1466
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:46,000
Wallace. 
Getting taken advantage of as 

1467
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,520
much as we enjoyed watching him 
get it, take advantage of. 

1468
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:53,160
I was watching the whole time. 
I had my ear up to the door with

1469
01:20:53,160 --> 01:21:00,040
a cup. 
Get it? 

1470
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:05,360
We'll see you on the next one. 
That concludes the story from 

1471
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:07,400
now. 
If you like the tale so far, 

1472
01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:10,440
stick around. 
I might tell you more next time.

1473
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:15,440
Now where did I put my supplies?