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Oh, Baltimore, the place where 
the undead thrive in the living,

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will live. 
Let's see if our brave 

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adventures can solve the mystery
of this fire siege, this 

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apocalyptic takeover, this dead 
rain. 

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Welcome. 
Welcome everyone, back to the 

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Maybe podcast featuring some 
actual CND. 

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This week we're back at it 
again. 

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We're hopping into it 
full-fledged and we're getting 

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back into dead rain. 
So this is actually the first 

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time, it's a monumental 
occasion. 

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This is the first time we've 
actually done the third part of 

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a trilogy, so. 
Dead Ray. 

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It's it's going to be a fun 
experience and go ahead, Mr. 

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Master and and take her away. 
No, I'm on. 

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Oh geez, I forgot to do my 
makeup. 

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That's you. 
I. 

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Think you you look pretty. 
Anyway I. 

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Do yeah. 
I really like the sun dress 

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you're wearing right now. 
Wood. 

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Also wood. 
OK, So to recap from last 

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season, since we'll keep it on 
the level and we won't divulge, 

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divulge, we won't evolve. 
There we go. 

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What about my bulge? 
Yeah, that's what he said. 

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That's already done, yeah. 
So I'm looking at my penis. 

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Oh, there we go. 
Classic. 

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Took that one down. 
OK, so I'll recap from season 2 

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in case anybody has forgotten 
that way, you know, because who 

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wants to go back and listen to 
an entire season? 

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Just get caught up. 
But David Westaway was in the 

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bunker of Fort Detrick or 
Detrick. 

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However you probably Detrick as 
we have how that's pronounced, 

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the way it's spelled, where he 
was showing promise with some of

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the subjects. 
He was curing some of the 

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zombies, but they were still 
dying. 

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The group faced a Thinker zombie
Vanilla Playa, who was killed in

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one shot by someone who renamed 
Unnamed, Who's not here. 

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I was really looking at, you 
know, that was like the the 

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Kraken battle. 
I think with Danny. 

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I was really looking. 
Yeah, but at least at least we 

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got to do something. 
To it. 

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Yeah, I was the only one to take
damage to that entire fight. 

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Kraken didn't even get to swing.
Yeah. 

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No, he didn't. 
Stop, stop, stop. 

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So so the group face I think are
zombie vanilla player that had 

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an Uzi and a grenade ask Bradley
easily dispatched him, but a 

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grenade fell out of vanilla 
vanilla's Whitey tighties Zeke 

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played with. 
Zeke played with a toy grenade 

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and accidentally dropped it down
the elevator shaft. 

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So, you know, who knows if David
Westaway is still alive, you 

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know, or if he's still down 
there frantically trying. 

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He's fine. 
Yeah, he's dead. 

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He's fine. 
I mean, he may be still alive, 

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but isn't. 
You'll never know. 

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And so as the group heads back 
to Boston, they see a bright 

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flash of light. 
As they stop to investigate, 

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they find an orange haired man 
who doesn't seem to be 

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frightened at all by the dead 
that are surrounding him. 

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He forms in his hands what can 
only be described as an energy 

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sword and looks at you and says,
hey guys. 

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Oh yeah. 
So he he decides after after you

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fellas, and I'll show you, show 
all of you a picture of who you 

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now know to be Haggis Morland. 
He looks like the product of 6 

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generations of inbreeding. 
Yeah, I was going to say that. 

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I think it's a skinny neck. 
Yeah, I. 

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Think it's the googly eye, one 
of the and one of the. 

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He's kind of goofy. 
He's the. 

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Future is not. 
It's like if Timothy Chalamet 

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had like red hair. 
And then? 

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Yeah, and then had intercourse 
with Joffrey from Game of 

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Thrones. 
Yeah, kind of there's a there's 

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a little bit of what's his name?
Oh, Dang it. 

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He looks like an that boy, the 
guy that was the firefight, that

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was a firefighter in real life 
that helped in 911. 

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Steve Buscemi. 
Yep. 

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Buscemi. 
Yeah, he kind of looks a little 

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bit like Buscemi, a little bit 
he. 

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Does. 
Like younger hilarious if he was

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read this, that's just a. 
Shadow underneath his nuff. 

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He just has three nostrils. 
It's the future. 

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It could be either from. 
The future. 

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Evolution. 
Thoughts you guys are gonna kick

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out of that? 
I may have an extra nostril, but

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our our central smell actually 
goes down. 

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I've been waiting for probably 
six months to show you that 

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guys, that picture. 
So you watch him easily dispatch

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the zombies with what you can 
only describe as an energy 

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sword. 
Wallace. 

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It's both. 
Well, not just Wallace, but 

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Wallace and Cletus are very 
intrigued and excited to see 

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such a weapon, never having seen
or even thought of such a thing 

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as possible other than, you 
know, a Jedi. 

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But this is he didn't even have 
he had nothing in his hands. 

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He just he kind of did like a 
Voltron and kind of put his 

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hands together and said form 
blazing sword and even did the 

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whole roar thing. 
Pretty hot. 

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But yeah, just a sword came out 
of nowhere and he he sliced and 

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diced. 
The zombies took him a it took 

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him a minute to figure out that 
he needed to take the heads off.

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He was stabbing main body and 
slicing off arms and legs and 

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first one that he nailed between
the eyes. 

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You know, he's like, oh, guess 
how you guys die. 

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OK, I got this. 
And it was it was both comical 

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and very alluring. 
You guys are pretty taken with 

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with all Haggis Morland, which 
more lands is a throwback to a 

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character that I played in when 
we played Rifts, so yeah. 

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That's her last name. 
Yeah. 

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Well, sort of, except it's. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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Close. 
So. 

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He decides to. 
He decides to stick with you 

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guys. 
Yeah. 

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So when he shakes your hand, I 
guess when he shakes your hand, 

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Wallace, you feel a kinship with
him that you've only felt with a

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few other people. 
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them being your your your your 
first and only girlfriend. 

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Look at, look at those games 
over there. 

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Similar to that, but not the 
same. 

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Is there anything on him I can 
steal? 

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I want to steal something. 
I mean he, yeah, he has some 

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items, not much. 
Right, right. 

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Visibly on his person that want 
to take something like a knife 

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or something. 
Hey, Wallace, this guy over 

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here, he's, he doesn't know I 
know, but he's thinking about 

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taking something from me. 
Yeah, you kind of kind of tell 

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him to buzz off. 
I don't want to be rude. 

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It's kind of our fault, Mark 
Cletus fault. 

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He did kill his girlfriend, 
Yeah, Still mad about. 

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And that's kind of. 
And that's yeah. 

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And that's kind of what 
triggered it, but. 

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Now I need to seal everything to
make up for. 

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Oh. 
He's in his mind, he's thinking 

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that everything is his 
ex-girlfriend, so you know. 

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He's a traumatic friend, though.
Yeah. 

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Oh, my goodness. 
That totally makes so much sink.

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Your buddy here. 
Your buddy? 

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What was your name again? 
Marcus. 

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Marcus. 
Yeah, that's right. 

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Marcus here, man. 
I got you a couple of credits 

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and I'll give it to you. 
Here you go, man. 

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Good. 
You're probably. 

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Yeah. 
You're I sure. 

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I think I must be in a different
world. 

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But like, you're probably no 
good here. 

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But you know, it's something for
you to have to Remember Me. 

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I'll take him. 
Yeah, there you go. 

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I mean, maybe that helps you 
out. 

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You know, you can if you get 
enough, you can probably melt 

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them down and make like a bust 
of your of your girlfriend that 

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you lost. 
I'm really really sorry to hear 

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your. 
Loss. 

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That's the only part I need. 
But hey, listen, if it, if it 

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makes no difference to you, do 
you just mind just sticking it 

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kind of halfway in your pocket 
so that I can steal it? 

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I just need to, I just need to 
feel like I'm stealing it, you 

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know? 
I got you. 

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So I mean, you can give them 
here. 

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I really rather you wouldn't 
steal them from me, you know, 

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and. 
I know, I know, but that's. 

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All. 
He puts him back in his pocket 

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and turns his head. 
And so he starts talking to 

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Wallace, and he always, I can't,
you know, like. 

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So how's the weather out here 
anyway? 

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It's kind of a it's kind of 
balmy. 

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Very temporary balmy. 
I can this area I feel jumping 

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in my pocket but I don't feel 
it. 

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It's a shame time. 
A lot of thunderstorms in this 

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area lately, actually, it's been
very, very. 

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Wet. 
Oh yeah, that's right, we had we

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had a poop tornado come through.
Whoa, wait, were you in your 

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brown? 
Yeah, we we were in the brown. 

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Oh, man, that sounds terrible. 
Yeah, I think your buddies ready

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to go. 
He's over there raving his hog. 

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Yeah, he is. 
I'm not turning on yet. 

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You're ready to go. 
You know what I just realized? 

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We are all us brothers. 
Haggis, Cletus, Marcus. 

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Wallace Oh my goodness, you're 
totally right. 

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Yeah, starting a cult of our. 
Own Oh my goodness, I just 

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realized it. 
I have a couple of credit 

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mission from my pocket. 
What in the world camping? 

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Yeah, where could they have 
gone? 

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Oh man. 
Marcus Marcus did it. 

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That was going to be how I paid 
for my getters. 

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It was my lunch money. 
You're. 

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Going to be with my position. 
You're going to break my hog. 

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Can you, can you teach me how to
do that? 

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Yeah, the the the energy sword 
I'm. 

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Going to stick a hose in the hog
and try to steal gasoline from 

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it. 
You better not. 

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You're going to get a whole 2 
gallons out of it. 

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Well, probably a half a gallon. 
I need it just in case. 

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Just in case. 
You never Joe Wallace, you you 

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want to learn how to you want to
learn the way you have the cyber

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night. 
I do. 

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OK, So it's really honorable, 
you know, like you got to be a 

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good guy. 
Pretty sure I'm a good guy. 

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Are you? 
I might be He's a. 

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Mormon. 
Yeah, I'm Mormon. 

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I don't know what. 
I don't know what a Mormon is. 

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Special underwear? 
Yeah. 

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You want to see him? 
Well, yeah. 

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He's a requirement to be a Cyber
knight. 

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Yeah. 
Really nice. 

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Absolutely. 
And I have like. 

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He used to have three pairs, but
now he only has two and I oh. 

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Because he was in the brown. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, let me change like that. 
That's my last name. 

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You can't. 
You can't keep saying that. 

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That's a slur. 
Oh Dang it. 

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Dang it. 
I'm sorry, Klish. 

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Yeah, Hey, listen, is he, is 
there a guy named Ashley Madison

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in your world? 
I don't think so. 

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We have one here, yeah. 
It's pretty quick. 

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Wasn't he had a cupcake? 
Yeah, basically. 

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He's kind of a twink. 
Yeah, he's kind of twinky. 

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I mean, yes, you know, I I'm, 
I'm, I remember finding 

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wrappers, you know that they 
were, they weren't. 

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No, they were Dolly Matic. 
I don't know what they were. 

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Maybe they were actually 
managing. 

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Yeah. 
But yeah, I, I don't worry. 

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But his name is Ashley Madison. 
Is he like, is he like a leader?

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Is he a leader? 
He is. 

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I mean, yeah. 
It's the battle. 

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He's running. 
He's running some sort of sex 

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cult. 
Yeah, it's like a, you know, 

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Yeah, it's like a sex slave 
thing. 

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That's weird. 
He's also very irrational 

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apparently. 
I just showed up and he just 

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took my ways and married 3 girls
on the spot. 

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That really happened, and now 
it's kind of a cult. 

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Yeah, people around the country 
come there to get banged, 

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apparently. 
Oh man, that sounds. 

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Famous Ashley, it sounds like it
sounds. 

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Like you might be going on 
crack. 

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Right there. 
No, it's bad. 

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It's evil. 
Yeah, terrible thing. 

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Kind of like the stuff I did in 
Vietnam. 

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Oh, they look sounds good. 
In the 90s. 

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Yeah. 
It wasn't. 

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It was the end. 
I'm going to get that. 

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I'm going to get that real, the 
real, you know, 1000 yard stare 

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going on. 
He just spent time in the red 

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light district. 
That's fine. 

242
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I'm back. 
I'm back. 

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Sorry. 17 seconds. 
Oh. 

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It's getting worse. 
Just like last time, Cletus. 

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Served with someone named Nelson
Smith and that's where he got it

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from. 
Oh, man, so, so on your way 

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back, you guys are, you guys are
driving. 

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Cletus is driving his hog, but 
he's listening. 

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He, he, he, he's. 
But he can catch words that 

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Haggis is saying and he he says 
Haggis is talking to. 

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Oh yeah, we attached the, the, 
the Vespa to the, to the, Yeah, 

252
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APC as a sidecar, yeah. 
So, so really, so being a Cyber 

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Knight is all about, you know, 
like hopes and dreams and living

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well, you know, you want to, you
want to make sure that everybody

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else makes it and you want to be
honorable and all that kind of 

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stuff. 
But everyone has value. 

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OK. 
I think, I think, I think a lot 

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of people forget that one common
cruise, you know, that life is 

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hard and it makes some people 
callous, dispassionate and 

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cruel. 
I hope we can change, remind 

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people of their own strengths 
and goodness, you know, so 

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that's really what being a Cyber
Night's all about. 

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The the whole sword thing. 
So I guess so I'll look, I got a

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map on me and I'll show you a 
map of so, so you got to connect

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with these Ley line, right? 
And you're all over the place. 

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I know it kind of looks like a 
road map, but it really isn't. 

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But some of some of the Ley 
lines are really strong and some

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aren't. 
But you you got to kind of learn

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how to tap into them. 
And that's why it took me a 

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minute to that, because we 
weren't near one wherever we 

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were. 
And it took a minute for me to 

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form it. 
It was still pretty strong, so I

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was good. 
But yeah, you got to tap into 

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the Ley line. 
You don't like grill into it or 

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nothing. 
You kind of like do everything 

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with your mind. 
You got to be strong minded. 

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You know what? 
I mean, is he saying something 

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about a gay line? 
He. 

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Wants to. 
He wants to do lines of coke. 

280
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I don't think he has access to 
lay with anyone. 

281
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Is that what he's saying? 
I can't. 

282
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:05,040
I can't hear him. 
I don't know what's going. 

283
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,640
On line hasn't been around for 
years. 

284
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,320
Oh man, your bodies are kind of 
funny. 

285
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,040
I can't really read your lips 
from here, it's hard to see. 

286
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:20,480
The goggles have a weird tent. 
Let's take the goggles off. 

287
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,280
Take them. 
Off there's a grasshopper stuck 

288
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in my lenses. 
Just get in my mouth here. 

289
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Let me help give me give me give
me a stretch him a foot from his

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face and then I let go by 
accident die. 

291
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I messed it up. 
I messed. 

292
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It up. 
So about this whole having a 

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strong mind thing, I fold 
whenever there's a woman around.

294
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Is that going to be a problem? 
No, actually, you said it's kind

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of a good thing. 
A good thing. 

296
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:58,160
Yeah, so something about, and I 
know this, it's not like 

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witchcraft or nothing, but 
something about being a Burger 

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King. 
You have like, I don't know, you

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have more power, more power, you
know, like your sword might be a

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little bit bigger because you 
have it. 

301
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Maybe. 
I don't know. 

302
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:18,280
You're you're you're my first. 
You're my first Squire. 

303
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,240
You know, I've never had one 
show. 

304
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,040
OK, Yeah, I don't know how very 
good. 

305
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,480
I don't know if I'm very good at
craning or not, but you. 

306
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Yeah, we're going to compare 
swords. 

307
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,600
Yeah, what? 
Yeah, we'll probably, we'll 

308
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probably crush him at some 
point. 

309
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Yeah, we'll, we'll cross swords.
But you know, I assume we're, I 

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assume we're going to like a 
base or something like that, 

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like you guys have like a camp 
or. 

312
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Wait, I don't really know you. 
In Baltimore, yeah. 

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We don't know if you have I'll 
intent. 

314
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I'm Haggis Morlands. 
Wait. 

315
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,720
Yeah, Why are we taking this 
guy? 

316
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No. 
Say no. 

317
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More No, I don't. 
Know. 

318
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You guys kind of just took me in
from like the Mormon camp. 

319
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You know, you guys just, I was 
just like, hey, and then you 

320
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,440
guys were like, OK, come with 
us. 

321
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,680
I guess that is our MO. 
That is exactly what. 

322
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:10,119
Yeah, like you. 
Did watch that kill a bunch of 

323
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zombies? 
I mean, Cletus, you kind of you 

324
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kind of really, you know, 
excited about him because he 

325
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took out those zombies like they
were nothing. 

326
00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:19,119
And that's like your favorite 
hobby. 

327
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,440
What? 
He's jealous. 

328
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:21,640
He's jealous. 
God. 

329
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,640
This is the voice inside your 
head. 

330
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,079
It's your, it's your AOE 
schizophrenia. 

331
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:31,000
Oh. 
He's he. 

332
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:34,800
Yes, whoever. 
Had used since the 90s in 

333
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Vietnam. 
Yeah, this isn't the same guy. 

334
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:40,960
Oh man. 
Glad that you're back. 

335
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:46,040
Yeah, I missed you, buddy. 
Oh man, you know what? 

336
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,200
You know what? 
I want to see how this works. 

337
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,200
Yeah, it is the same guy from 
the 90s back in Vietnam all. 

338
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:56,120
Right. 
So when you guys get back to to 

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camp, you know, like you don't 
see Brad Ashley around, you 

340
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,200
know, and so you guys are just 
kind of hanging out doing your 

341
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own thing. 
You're training, you're, you 

342
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know, getting supplies, you're 
keeping the base running. 

343
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And all the while Haggis is, is 
training with Wallace. 

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He's showing him how to connect 
to the Ley lines and he's 

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showing him the way of the, the 
cyber night. 

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And the, he's able to, to form 
his, his sword for the first 

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time. 
And and he gets real excited and

348
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,720
his his sword is a little bit 
bigger than Haggis's sword. 

349
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He makes him jealous. 
Yeah, he's he's, he's very. 

350
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You can tell. 
He's like, why are you serious? 

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00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,360
So. 
So weird question, I do have a 

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Cortana, is this like a separate
thing or can I like overlay that

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with the Cortana? 
Like imbue the energy with the 

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Cortana. 
It's so, yeah, it's a totally 

355
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separate thing. 
It's something that you, you 

356
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don't have anything in that hand
when you when you form it. 

357
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,240
OK, no. 
That's fine. 

358
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,880
It's like Naruto, you gotta do 
like the right hand thing. 

359
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,240
Yeah, like the like the 
fibromatic. 

360
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,520
Yeah. 
Like how? 

361
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,920
Otherwise it just vibrates you 
to. 

362
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,360
Death, like how the Gundams 
unsheath their sword. 

363
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,800
Yep. 
There you go. 

364
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:13,480
So after about six months or so,
you're not, you're not fully 

365
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trained, but you're able to. 
Yeah. 

366
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,840
You're you're pretty. 
Yeah, pretty much. 

367
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,520
You're you're potty trained. 
Pretty much. 

368
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,800
Yeah, pretty much. 
Pretty much. 

369
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:31,800
I'm. 
Swoll now, so I do believe I 

370
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wrote it down here. 
I thought I did so so your sword

371
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it will take you thought I wrote
down like a time limit. 

372
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:47,120
So a cyber night can after time 
he can form he can form a sword 

373
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like instantaneously for you. 
I thought I wrote down the. 

374
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,280
Yeah, it does. 
Yeah. 

375
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,040
So you've gotten to the place 
where you can form it within 

376
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like the first attack, like you 
say, I want to form my sword and

377
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,960
you're ready to fight with it 
just like I'm cheating it. 

378
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,440
OK. 
And it does. 

379
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,160
One die 6 mega damage, by the 
way. 

380
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,480
Also one die 6. 
Oh. 

381
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,760
Yeah, yeah, it's they're mega 
damage weapons. 

382
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,240
Blah blah blah. 
OK. 

383
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:18,880
Got it done. 
OK, light rain is starting and I

384
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,440
sent you, in case you didn't see
it, a private message. 

385
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,720
I did see that. 
Good. 

386
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,120
OK, Can I? 
Does it have to be a sword 

387
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,800
though? 
Can I make it flaccid? 

388
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,800
Yeah, it was. 
Just a pool noodle of energy it 

389
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will be. 
I had I had a different idea for

390
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:44,280
it in the beginning, but it it. 
He forms it, it comes out like 

391
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,000
super straight and then it just 
droops. 

392
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,400
Droop. 
I'm just thinking like, you 

393
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,040
know, because chains are my 
specialty. 

394
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,840
Yeah, I know that was so I was, 
I was trying to keep it quiet. 

395
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:59,280
But yeah, so originally the idea
was that I was going to give you

396
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:02,080
no, that's fine, that's fine. 
I want I wanted you to be able 

397
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:06,320
to do like energy chains, but it
doesn't it doesn't allow it 

398
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,200
doesn't allow for that. 
Like later on you can like 

399
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change the shape to like a 
battle axe or whatever and even 

400
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experience nights can change 
colors and and all that kind of 

401
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,240
good stuff. 
But yeah, yours is definitely 

402
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:23,200
going to do some goofy stuff. 
So yeah. 

403
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:27,920
OK, so you, you guys finally, 
you guys finally see Brad 

404
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,400
Ashley? 
Hey, Hey, brother. 

405
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,480
Actually, it's nice to see you. 
Yeah, man, how you? 

406
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,960
It's it's Brad, man. 
I, I don't, I don't think. 

407
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,160
Ashley Sunset. 
Hello. 

408
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,600
Yeah. 
Who's Brad? 

409
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:44,080
That's me, Brad Ashley What? 
No, it's who's. 

410
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,920
Who came in with who? 
Who came in with you? 

411
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:50,640
It's me, brother Brad Ashley. 
Yeah. 

412
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,480
Yeah, it's been me all along. 
You. 

413
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,680
Keep saying my name wrong. 
Brash. 

414
00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:00,360
You do voodoo. 
Ashley, it's me, please. 

415
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,960
No, it's never mind, man. 
That's fine. 

416
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,920
Yeah, Ashley. 
Not to you what? 

417
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:11,280
Has he been here? 
So, so how how did the how did 

418
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,440
the trip go? 
I mean, did you guys figure out 

419
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,680
if you know, if it was a if it 
was a bio attack or anything? 

420
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,800
Oh well. 
It's not like that. 

421
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:23,480
Within six months. 
Or or longer in in our case, 

422
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,920
this guy with us, he. 
Came through in a portal. 

423
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,120
He's from the future. 
No what? 

424
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,600
So they were they were 
experimenting with prions. 

425
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,280
Oh yeah. 
The Bedford they wanted to 

426
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:42,000
disprove, they wanted to 
disprove the the ultra cure from

427
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,400
the Bedford group and they they 
took. 

428
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,960
Notes. 
All right, Wallace quit showing 

429
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,040
off. 
They wanted they wanted to 

430
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,320
disprove ultra cure so they 
experimented with prions to make

431
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,640
everyone sick but like it was 
just supposed to be a common 

432
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,080
cold but apparently it killed 
everyone raised them back. 

433
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,960
Oh. 
I got addicted to stealing. 

434
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,760
Stop. 
Wait, I've been trying to soup 

435
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,920
up my hog. 
Yeah, Oh man, it's looking good,

436
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,360
brother. 
I know. 

437
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,840
We just killed Marcus's 
girlfriend. 

438
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,480
What? 
Marcus also helped himself. 

439
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,800
There was a whole. 
We went to a meat factory with a

440
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,440
whole bunch of OSHA violations. 
Yeah. 

441
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,360
Yeah, very. 
We killed the guy I. 

442
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:25,920
Will not be going. 
Yeah, we killed. 

443
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,920
We killed multiple people. 
There was this hot chick and we 

444
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:33,560
stole her vibrator. 
That was like, right one. 

445
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,640
Whoa. 
Actually, no, we didn't kill the

446
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,120
one person, and that was 
probably the person that we 

447
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,960
should have killed. 
We helped the lady change your 

448
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,720
tires. 
That's true, yeah. 

449
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,480
Man, you guys had quite the 
quite the trip man. 

450
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,800
That's good, brother. 
That's for sure. 

451
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,000
Man, I I was I had the 
opportunity to acquire a wife, 

452
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,880
but I decided that my. 
Virginity. 

453
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,200
Was more important and I 
rejected her. 

454
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,680
That a way brother, a virgin, 
That a way brother. 

455
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,080
And I'm a loser. 
Yeah, but check out my big 

456
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:09,120
energy sword and I unfurl it 
like like I put my fist in my 

457
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:12,680
hand and then I just, it looks 
like I'm taking a sword out of 

458
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:13,960
my hand. 
It's just pure laser. 

459
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,880
Brother. 
Yeah, it's pretty cool, Haggis 

460
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,720
taught me. 
What that thing fit in? 

461
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,720
I mean, that thing's huge. 
Wow. 

462
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,760
Probably. 
Selling on only fans, yeah. 

463
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,280
What was he going to? 
Say, what is that like? 

464
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,160
6 feet. 
So it's like a great sword then?

465
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,760
Or is it like a colossal sword? 
That thing's massive, man. 

466
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,680
That that dude, that looks like 
something that would be an 

467
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,040
anime, you know? 
A Buster sword. 

468
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,480
Wow. 
Do I just have the the dragon 

469
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:50,360
Slayer from guts from? 
Did you say dragon here to Sir? 

470
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:56,440
Yes, gosh, yeah, yeah, it's a 
it's actually wow, brother, that

471
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,080
thing's I've never seen never 
seen a member. 

472
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,200
I mean, a sword that Big 
Brother. 

473
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:02,360
Wow. 
What? 

474
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:07,000
Anyway, gay undertones. 
Yeah. 

475
00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,080
Why is everyone? 
Gay. 

476
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,800
There we go. 
The only person who seen my 

477
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,160
member was Ash and he was very 
insistent to wipe my butt. 

478
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:21,920
I've seen it. 
By the way, Ash, ash, you need 

479
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,160
to go lay down OK. 
What? 

480
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:28,800
OK what? 
I gotta make sure that it's 

481
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:34,720
clean over there though to. 
Be honest, I don't really trust 

482
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,680
them. 
Who's that? 

483
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,840
Ash. 
Not you, the other Ash. 

484
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:44,560
Anyways, where are you? 
Oh man, so I brother, I've been,

485
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:50,840
I've been looking in to see, you
know, other stuff and things and

486
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,160
stuff like that. 
Stuff and things, yeah. 

487
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,680
Yeah, pretty much didn't. 
Yeah. 

488
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,160
Stuff and things, yeah. 
Yeah. 

489
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,800
Like, I like, I like stuffed 
mushrooms, Yeah. 

490
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,720
OK. 
OK, like I'll, I'll take, I'll 

491
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,680
stuff some steak every once in a
while, you know, and roll it up 

492
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,440
in the pinwheel. 
Stuffed crust guy. 

493
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,160
Yeah. 
Stuffed crust. 

494
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,560
That's good. 
Yeah, brother. 

495
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,200
Yeah. 
Some get some cheese up in that 

496
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,000
crust. 
Yeah. 

497
00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,920
I think it's really good to get 
some pepperoni hot dog crust. 

498
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,120
What that sounds like it's 
against your religion in some 

499
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,120
way. 
It does, but brother, I'd eat 

500
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:27,360
that some cheese and hot dogs in
a crust stuff. 

501
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:30,640
Anyway, what's what's our new 
mission? 

502
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,760
So I've been hearing, I've been 
hearing on the ham radio chat 

503
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,240
threads, you know, because I 
call it that because I miss, I 

504
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:40,520
miss, you know, like Twitter, 
which I think that was called X 

505
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,800
like right before everything or 
after everything happened. 

506
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,720
It's something I read it. 
Something, Yeah. 

507
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,200
Reddit's another good one. 
Yeah. 

508
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,200
That I love, man. 
I love me some Rhett. 

509
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,960
Oh man. 
That was on the I've been on. 

510
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:56,000
For him for a while, yeah. 
Yeah, I remember seeing you, but

511
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,080
but I've been been on that some 
hand radio chat threads that a 

512
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,960
lot of people aren't wondering 
if it's all. 

513
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,920
So I know, I know we talked 
about it not being a bio attack.

514
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:08,080
I, I misspoke. 
It was a we're talking about 

515
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:12,840
being a pandemic, you know. 
Yeah, but but we, but now we're,

516
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,160
you know, some guys are 
wondering, hey, man, you'd like,

517
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:22,320
dude, give me like a bio attack,
dude, you know, and so I, I do a

518
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,640
lot of voices. 
That's kind of my thing. 

519
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:32,280
But So what? 
So, so I was thinking that, you 

520
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,720
know, maybe good man, what, what
you guys need to like, maybe go,

521
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,320
you know, if you want to this, 
this is your mission. 

522
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,200
Should you accept it? 
You know, this recorder will 

523
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,320
explode in like 60 seconds. 
But what? 

524
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,040
Yeah. 
He is a nerd. 

525
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,400
Yeah, yeah. 
So what? 

526
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:52,000
I'm not a nerd, brother. 
I'm the most manly man you've. 

527
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,880
And he's like looking around to 
see if anybody's noticing magic 

528
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,040
man. 
I'm. 

529
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,840
I'm the, I'm the most manly man 
you've ever met before, brother.

530
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,320
I'm Brad Ashley. 
Yeah. 

531
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,840
Where are your three wives? 
By the way, yeah. 

532
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,040
What? 
What? 

533
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,520
3 wives? 
Yeah. 

534
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:10,000
Yeah, he got. 
Married all my times anyway. 

535
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:15,880
Yeah, that's yeah, yeah. 
I got 7. 

536
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,720
I got 20. 7 But it's the the 
mission. 

537
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,560
Yeah, the mission. 
So anyway, yeah. 

538
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,200
You get sidetracked really 
easily. 

539
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,280
I do I I do I I got ADHD brother
but the. 

540
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,640
Only thing you got. 
Yeah, a little bit of climbing 

541
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,200
the. 
CDs as well, all right. 

542
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,200
Maybe anyways. 
My ANYWAYS is going yeah. 

543
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:41,600
So, so there's, there are 
reports that that that state 

544
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,840
that the wave took place in 
China before anywhere else. 

545
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:50,560
So it could have maybe, you 
know, brother, I mean, so, so 

546
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,200
I've been doing research and I 
found that there may be some 

547
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,880
information at a guy's house. 
I I don't know. 

548
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,280
Hang on, let me. 
I got a rope down here somewhere

549
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,080
and he's flipping through a 
notebook and he goes. 

550
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:06,280
The guy's name is Joey BI. 
Don't know. 

551
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:09,600
He he lives somewhere, I think 
in, I think in Delaware. 

552
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,600
I think he lives in Delaware. 
Yeah. 

553
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,760
Yeah, I got the address here in 
Delaware. 

554
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:19,160
So a guy might be in Delaware. 
Yeah, well, his, yeah, his 

555
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,640
house. 
I mean, who knows if he's still 

556
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,320
there? 
I mean, I'll give you the, I'll 

557
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,040
give you the, the, the paper 
here. 

558
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:29,480
But he, his address is 12 O 9 
Barley Mill Rd. in Willing, 

559
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,240
Wilmington, DE Yeah. 
And. 

560
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,320
What does he know? 
Joey B. 

561
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,720
That's his name. 
What does Joey B know? 

562
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,320
Oh, he might have. 
I'm sorry, brother. 

563
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,560
He might have some information, 
some real concrete information, 

564
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,920
some evidence, but you know, 
like nobody really knows. 

565
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,720
This is all rumored, just kind 
of floating around. 

566
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,560
But it's pretty some pretty 
credible sources, you know, 

567
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,240
brother? 
What kind of sources seeing is 

568
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,120
how Reddit is no longer 
available. 

569
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,320
Well, I mean, it's not like it's
a bunch of, it's not like a 

570
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,120
bunch of nerds, right? 
It's a bunch of of. 

571
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,440
Course not. 
Of course, no, you would never 

572
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:08,160
be connected to such. 
No, no, I kill nerds, right. 

573
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,920
So no, it's a bunch of a bunch 
of reapers. 

574
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,000
I do. 
Yeah. 

575
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,040
As nerd zombies. 
I kill those so fast. 

576
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,040
Yeah, a bunch of reapers. 
Yeah. 

577
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,240
Said that they knew about this 
guy who's whose name was Joey B 

578
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,320
and you know, nobody's been to 
his house, but they know where 

579
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:28,320
he lives kind of a thing. 
So I thought maybe this was 

580
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,160
something that we could do. 
And you know, I'm going to tell 

581
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,840
you what guys like you guys have
been like really awesome and 

582
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,560
stuff. 
It looks like you've got some 

583
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:40,040
really you, you got some crazy 
gear and like, I can't even 

584
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:44,400
really offer you, you know, like
anything, but like, you know, 

585
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,680
like here's here's how it's 
going to work. 

586
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:51,080
I mean, anything at the shop is 
yours, you know, whatever you 

587
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,680
want. 
I mean, I don't think we have a 

588
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,440
lot, but I mean, you guys look 
like you have gear way past 

589
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,760
anything we can offer. 
But if there's anything I can 

590
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:03,000
ever do for you, man, like I'm, 
I'm, I'd like truly, dude, I'm 

591
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,760
in your debt. 
You know what I'm saying, man, 

592
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,880
It's gay. 
No, no, it's kind of gay in a 

593
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,760
way. 
No homo, no homo. 

594
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,640
No, I'll let him. 
I'll let it be. 

595
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,360
I'll let it be. 
No no homo, I'm not. 

596
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,160
I've got 7 wives bro. 
Gentlemen, I'll take one for the

597
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,080
team. 
You will. 

598
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,040
You got anything for like, you 
know, like better vehicles or 

599
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,040
like that because obviously 
like, you know, we can't get 

600
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,240
into China is going to be pretty
difficult in this APC, so. 

601
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,320
I'm not that good at swimming. 
You got anything like you got a 

602
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,360
motorcycle that can drive across
the water? 

603
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,400
You have an upgrade for the APC 
to turn into a boat. 

604
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,960
Yeah. 
I mean like. 

605
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,040
We hook up pontoons to it. 
We've got a guy that can do 

606
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,760
balloon animals really well. 
No, you know, for a motorcycle. 

607
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,640
Pretty much exactly what I was 
thinking. 

608
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,320
Remember. 
You. 

609
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,120
Know. 
Maybe. 

610
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,520
Maybe if we got ahold of him, 
some helium for him. 

611
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,600
You know, brother, I don't know.
I can't. 

612
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,920
I can't help you too much. 
I mean, I mean, let's face it, I

613
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,640
mean I can give you guys 
information, but you guys are 

614
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,360
like a couple of levels above me
right now and like I really 

615
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,800
don't deserve to have you guys 
friends, but nobody really likes

616
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,440
me around here. 
I don't know if you guys know 

617
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,040
that or not. 
Oh no, we know. 

618
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,800
Yeah, I know. 
I I hear people think you're gay

619
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,000
and. 
But not a lot. 

620
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,440
Dude I have 7 wives. 
I have 7 wives now. 

621
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,680
Yeah, they all kind of hate you.
They all. 

622
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,880
They're just in it. 
They're ready for the money. 

623
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,520
They do. 
I don't even have money. 

624
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,120
I just make them think I do, you
know? 

625
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,920
No, see, it's even. 
The thing's even worse then. 

626
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,840
Yeah, yeah, I know. 
I'm a mess. 

627
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,000
Sorry, man. 
I'm sorry. 

628
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,560
Yeah, that. 
That's rough. 

629
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:47,360
Yeah. 
Anyway, so we have like a a boat

630
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:50,120
or something to get across. 
Do you know a ferry? 

631
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,840
I mean, other than yourself, 
obviously. 

632
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,480
No homo bro. 
Nice. 

633
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,000
Yeah. 
I got it. 

634
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,400
Yes. 
We can get up to Alaska and 

635
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:05,960
drive across the Bering Sea when
it freezes over, and we can get 

636
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,320
into Russia that way and then 
drive down into China. 

637
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,960
Perfect idea. 
I mean, that could work, but OK.

638
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,040
So guys, I think, I think maybe 
if you just go to Joey B's 

639
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,080
house. 
Yeah. 

640
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,000
Maybe, maybe you'll find some 
more information because we 

641
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,440
don't know for sure. 
I don't know if you need to go 

642
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,440
to China or not. 
I'm just that's kind of way the.

643
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,640
Let me ask you something. 
Yeah, ask me is Joey B your? 

644
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,440
Boyfriend be honest. 
Oh, I want you to be. 

645
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,040
Joey BI want you to be 100% 
honest with me, OK? 

646
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,880
I'm sorry. 
I'm 100 nose eating away in my 

647
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,480
brain cells. 
I'm shooting. 

648
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,520
Oh. 
Dang old fentanyl. 

649
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,560
Just getting in there. 
All right, I just had to ask. 

650
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,080
I had to ask. 
Yeah, I don't have a bro 

651
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:52,480
boyfriend, bro. 
You'd see you hesitated there 

652
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,960
and I'm thinking all. 
These I did. 

653
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,400
Anyway, I did. 
I don't. 

654
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,680
I don't have a boyfriend. 
I don't have a boyfriend. 

655
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:06,080
I mean, actually, Madison, I 
don't have a boyfriend. 

656
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,800
That's fine. 
Why are you guys so mean to me? 

657
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,440
I just. 
Want to be yourself? 

658
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,480
I don't want I am myself, OK? 
I have 7 lives because I don't 

659
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,840
want everybody to think I'm gay 
because I'm not gay. 

660
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,120
It seems like you're you're 
overcompensating. 

661
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,080
Let me guess. 
Let me guess. 

662
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,719
She's driving a lifted truck 
too, huh? 

663
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:30,560
And you know and you know. 
Brother, I walk over to a steel 

664
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,880
barrel with my energy sword and 
I just cut it in half to 

665
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,920
entertain myself. 
That was so hot. 

666
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,080
Stop. 
You're. 

667
00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:41,400
Charging him. 
Want to see me do it again all? 

668
00:34:41,639 --> 00:34:44,719
Right. 
We're going to go to Joey B's. 

669
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:45,920
I'm going to get on my I'm A. 
I'm A. 

670
00:34:46,159 --> 00:34:50,199
Jump starters, let's go to Joey 
B's Joey. 

671
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:58,800
B How it B all right. 
Stands there waving. 

672
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,280
I love you guys. 
Love you too. 

673
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,440
Bye. 
Hope you find your dad. 

674
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,520
I turn over to Marcus while 
we're both in the APC. 

675
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:10,520
He's like, he is gay, right? 
I'm not. 

676
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,320
I'm not he's. 
Definitely snobbing on to knob, 

677
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:20,520
let me tell you. 
Whether he wants to admit it or 

678
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:24,000
not, that's a you see, that's a 
separate issue. 

679
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,720
You see in the rear view 
mirrors, you're driving away 

680
00:35:26,720 --> 00:35:30,440
that he's one of his wives. 
Well, you hope it's his wife has

681
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:34,480
walked up to him and she kind of
looks akin to to 1980s Heather 

682
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,400
Locklear. 
And and he just, he grabs her 

683
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:41,160
and he dips her real hard so far
they almost both fall onto the 

684
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:45,000
ground and he just starts 
kissing her and slobber and all 

685
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,760
over. 
That's a man in a wig. 

686
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,280
It's too big of a. 
Show you know yeah, I think 

687
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,240
that's too much of AI was just 
going to say I think he's. 

688
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,480
Been on the show that's a that's
a man of the wig that. 

689
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,880
Is a performance If I've ever 
seen man in the wig, I've. 

690
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,320
Been to. 
I'm going to read now. 

691
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,480
And you can't. 
You're not very good at reading 

692
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,200
lips. 
But it looks like he says to 

693
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,720
her. 
You know I'm not gay, right? 

694
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:09,400
And. 
She's just like, yeah, I know, I

695
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,720
know. 
Like I I'm having sex with hey. 

696
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:12,480
I read his lips. 
I read. 

697
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,480
His lips. 
He says, you know I'm gay, 

698
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,480
right? 
Yeah, yeah. 

699
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,560
And he grabs her hand and he's 
he's tugging her. 

700
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,680
You know the location. 
Of the sponge dude, is that 

701
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,560
what? 
Yeah, I sort of look like she's 

702
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,640
got a bold. 
I see it. 

703
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,760
You know, that might be, she 
might be dressed as a woman, but

704
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:39,160
that is a large Adam's apple. 
That is a handsome one. 

705
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,320
Bigger. 
Bigger than. 

706
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,400
Cletus's older. 
Man than I am. 

707
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:46,120
Oh my goodness, you guys just 
made me spit lemonade. 

708
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,720
Dude, Doors wasn't even in my 
nose holy cow. 

709
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,200
Very handsome woman. 
That woman went through well. 

710
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,840
Marcus, I just want to say I'm 
glad that you taught your dog 

711
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,120
how to drive me. 
Too. 

712
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,920
It's like it's actually really 
convenient, like. 

713
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,880
You guys are in the back, so 
you're in the, you're in the 

714
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,480
back showing them about showing 
them the deep fryer that you 

715
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,680
just had installed in the. 
APC. 

716
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,880
Remember that dream that I had 
that one time? 

717
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,440
Yeah, Jetpack and I was flying 
around. 

718
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,320
You guys remember that dream? 
Yeah. 

719
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,600
No, yeah. 
I remember that dream. 

720
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,720
Yeah, that's a good dream. 
There's no TV, so that's what 

721
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:31,600
else are we going to talk about?
I started experimenting putting 

722
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,520
like taking some of the plasma 
from Marcus's plasma gun like 

723
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,520
pouring it inside the the firing
pause that I have. 

724
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:43,360
That's volatile. 
I'm looking at my penis. 

725
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:48,680
Stop looking at my penis. 
Boy, sorry, that was a 

726
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:59,200
nightmare. 
So Speaking of jets, as you guys

727
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,920
are, you know, driving up and 
down the highway, you happen to 

728
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:08,760
see a large rather large jet 
liner that's mostly intact right

729
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,200
next to the to the road that has
landed, looks like a crash 

730
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,120
landed into the tree in the 
trees and it looks mostly 

731
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,760
intact. 
Would you like to investigate? 

732
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,320
I'm good. 
Marcus I I say we go. 

733
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,200
There's probably people there 
and I got to save. 

734
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,680
Him all right, Vine. 
Look. 

735
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,520
The haggis gave me a hero 
complex. 

736
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,760
I didn't I it was forced on me. 
Where is Haggis now? 

737
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:34,360
I don't know. 
He's your trainer. 

738
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:38,200
Do we leave him high and dry? 
Do we leave him behind or is he 

739
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,160
just sitting in the latrine the 
entire time? 

740
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,160
We left him in the bathroom and 
we drove off. 

741
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,520
Toilet paper is stuck to his 
shoe. 

742
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,680
He's. 
Running really bad bowel 

743
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:53,880
problems. 
IBS. 

744
00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:00,720
No, not again. 
I just constipated. 

745
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:11,040
My people, you are so as you as 
you park on the side of the road

746
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:15,800
and decide to go ahead and 
descend into the the jetliner 

747
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:20,680
that doesn't look much like a 
jetliner you get on the inside 

748
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:26,280
and it's it's pretty messy. 
I would like for all of you to 

749
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:33,200
roll A20 sided die 4. 
Perception. 312 Three. 16. 

750
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:39,240
I think, Oh, you did OK, That's 
this is really funny actually. 

751
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,640
So let's see. 
Oh no, it wasn't shed. 

752
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:47,120
It was it was Marcus. 
So, Marcus, as you're looking 

753
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,040
through the wreckage, some of 
it's outside. 

754
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,080
Any of it's outside? 
You sure it's Marcus? 

755
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,760
Yeah, I'm. 
I'm, I'm dealing with, I'm 

756
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,440
dealing with. 
You didn't find anything. 

757
00:39:56,800 --> 00:40:02,720
OK, Wallace. 
So, Marcus, you happened to find

758
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:05,160
a Cortana that's stuck in the 
ground. 

759
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,080
This. 
Take the Cortana. 

760
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,400
Cut Wallace's head off. 
Just no. 

761
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,800
This particular cut, can I take 
it? 

762
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,360
It's been, it's been modified a 
little bit. 

763
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:22,720
It's pretty sharp. 
The damage, the damage on it is 

764
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,400
three die six and it's really 
sharp. 

765
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:30,280
Three die. 6 I don't forget. 
Yeah, three die 6 + 3 cuz it's 

766
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,160
so sharp. 
Whoa. 

767
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,560
I might as well just give you my
Cortana because the the damage 

768
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,440
for it is five die 6 * + 2. 
Is it? 

769
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:39,680
Yeah. 
OK. 

770
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,320
Dang it. 
OK, Put down. 

771
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,760
Put down 5 by 6. 
Dang it. 

772
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:47,680
Yeah. 
I appreciate you sharing that 

773
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,400
with me because I couldn't 
remember what I'd what I'd given

774
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:55,960
for your Cortana. 
All right, So actually, I take 

775
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,720
that back. 
Wallace, you did find what? 

776
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:04,520
What you found was a yo-yo, say 
some unopened stick of gums, one

777
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:09,160
SEC and a rosary. 
Meaning for the gum. 

778
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,960
Holy. 
A rosary? 

779
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,720
What is that? 
The do. 

780
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,840
You pray with. 
Yeah, the, the cross on it, it's

781
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,520
a Catholic thing. 
OK. 

782
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,840
But you, you know, you might, 
you might like it. 

783
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,080
It might appeal to you, you 
know, seeing as how there's not 

784
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,040
a lot of reminders of your 
former life laying around. 

785
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,080
I I I pick it up with both hands
and I give it a kiss. 

786
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:37,040
All right, now, fetus, as you're
looking around, Yeah, you you 

787
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:41,880
end up over behind a tree. 
Truth be told, you actually had 

788
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,120
to go tinkle. 
Taking a whiz. 

789
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:48,520
And you, you happen to see a a 
leather jacket? 

790
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,720
Excuse me, A heavy motorcycle 
jacket. 

791
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,040
It's a heavy leather jacket. 
It's a cut. 

792
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,120
It's a cut. 
I like the cut. 

793
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,080
G And so of course you, I'm I'm 
sure you're going to want to 

794
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,000
take and put it on. 
Yeah, yeah, stick and in the 

795
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,160
pocket you find that. 
You find a Zippo and and A and a

796
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,960
almost a full pack of 
cigarettes. 

797
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,240
They're 3 short of a full pack. 
I pop. 

798
00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:14,160
One in, light it up real quick. 
Yeah, they're pretty stale. 

799
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:15,840
I've been hanging out for a 
while. 

800
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:20,920
Menthols though. 
And. 

801
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,160
Factory new which? 
Is what I needed. 

802
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,080
And then there's also a pair of 
keys and you happen to you have 

803
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:32,120
you hear you hear a rustle in 
the leaves in the the branches 

804
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,120
about about 20 feet away from 
you. 

805
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,880
I'm going to check it out. 
I'm going to draw my pistol, but

806
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,000
yeah, I'll go check it out. 
Yeah, so as you delve into the 

807
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,480
leaves and the the twigs and the
sticks and it feels like you've 

808
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,400
went 20-30, forty feet into the 
the midst of the woods. 

809
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:51,200
Going into Narnia, yeah. 
And it just seems like you've 

810
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:55,480
went into some sort of a hell 
hole scape warp and, and, but 

811
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:58,520
nothing's changed and you're 
still digging through this feels

812
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,080
like you've been hours and 
you're, you're crawling on the 

813
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:04,040
ground through tall grasses, 
avoid an enemy fire. 

814
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,400
And and then you're you're, 
you're chopping your way through

815
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:12,360
a a jungle in South America and,
and you're avoiding pythons and,

816
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,200
and you hear a lion in the 
distance roar like you're in 

817
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,400
Africa. 
And then I am a. 

818
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,600
Marcus and I just walk out and 
see. 

819
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,840
I mean, he's just struggling 
with a single twig. 

820
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:29,800
Yep. 
Can we help? 

821
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:34,640
Him and then. 
And then you see, you see off in

822
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,840
the distance a good 100 yards, a
cleam of light, and you know 

823
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,680
exactly what that is. 
I know what that is. 

824
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,320
That's a fuel tank. 
Yeah, a fuel tank. 

825
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,240
I'm. 
Gonna shoot it. 

826
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:47,200
Yeah. 
No. 

827
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,800
You deserve this. 
No. 

828
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:59,120
You killed my girlfriend, Marcus
is sweating and injury. 

829
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,080
You killed. 
Nah. 

830
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,640
Marcus, please. 
Please, Marcus. 

831
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,640
No, no, no. 
I think. 

832
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,320
Joey lost connection. 
He's frozen. 

833
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,680
I love doing quick tell me what 
it is I don't know. 

834
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:16,280
What's going on? 
I. 

835
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:20,280
Don't know. 
OK, so you know exactly what 

836
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:24,480
that is. 
You see, you see the the the top

837
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:28,560
of a of a, the, the tank of a 
Sportster, a Harley-Davidson. 

838
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,640
And after what feels like six 
hours of trekking through the 

839
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:42,760
woods and you end up in the 
sands of of Iwo Jima. 

840
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:51,080
And somehow you end up, you end 
up crawling through craters on 

841
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:55,440
the moon and you finally you've,
you've not had anything to drink

842
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,480
for six weeks and, and you're 
sweating like crazy. 

843
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,760
And you, you grab a hold of the 
handlebars of the hog, your 

844
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,400
Sportster. 
And you, you barely get your 

845
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,680
legs over the top of it. 
And you look at the key in it 

846
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,800
and it glints in the sunlight 
and and you watch it and it 

847
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,360
takes 3 hours before it finally 
reaches. 

848
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,040
Because it's just one, you know.
Whoa. 

849
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,920
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 
You know, reel after another and

850
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,520
it finally makes it to the to 
the keyhole. 

851
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:27,200
Yeah, just see me. 
And you put it. 

852
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:30,000
In me and mess me up man. 
How do you get so dirty? 

853
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,880
It was just, it was just a tree.
Look at him there. 

854
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:36,560
There's like his clothes are 
torn now. 

855
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:41,720
And you, you turn the key and 
hit the clutch and it fires 

856
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:48,320
right up and you feel vibrating 
through your body, such power 

857
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:51,360
that you've never felt before. 
I'm going to do it. 

858
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,320
He's got a bomb. 
Shoot it with my plasma. 

859
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,640
Rifle and out of and out of 
nowhere, out of your hand and 

860
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,880
pops the sword. 
It's not very long. 

861
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:08,200
It's only like a foot long, Hey?
Hey, not the size of the sword 

862
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,840
in the fight. 
It is a little curved. 

863
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,640
Sword. 
It's kind of curved. 

864
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:17,040
It's almost like an S. 
You don't say. 

865
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:19,640
Interesting. 
Interesting you didn't even know

866
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,760
you could do it. 
So it's Cletus is just an 

867
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:27,480
accidental cyber night. 
Kind of. 

868
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,200
He was beyond purpose. 
He was half paying attention. 

869
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,560
Osmosis kind of this cool guy. 
With a. 

870
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:42,080
Leather cut on a sporster with a
menthol cigarette hanging out of

871
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,920
his mouth. 
Come pulling up. 

872
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,240
Holy cow, I just came to the 
conclusion that he is Lobo. 

873
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:50,920
I've become Lobo. 
Yeah. 

874
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,720
You guys can have the Vespa. 
I'm good. 

875
00:46:56,160 --> 00:47:00,640
I'm taking the Vespa, putting it
in my pocket. 

876
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:07,960
It's mine now, yes. 
I got my good question. 

877
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,960
Have I got answered? 
Why is Cletus like so war-torn 

878
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:12,840
right now? 
He was fighting a tree. 

879
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,520
Yeah, the menthol was laced with
fentanyl. 

880
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,880
No, it's, it's really just 
Cletus. 

881
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,720
I mean, you are talking about 
the guy that you know went 

882
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,880
suffered horrors in Vietnam that
you could never understand back 

883
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:33,160
in the 90s. 
Yeah, I did that. 

884
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,400
It does think. 
Have you seen the red light 

885
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,680
district you? 
See do things to you seen. 

886
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:42,240
What Hanoi looks like now. 
Yeah, that was after you'd been 

887
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:43,880
there. 
Yeah, tore it up. 

888
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:50,720
I killed. 
What so as you so inside of the 

889
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:56,400
the aircraft, there are a half a
dozen slouchers that that pop up

890
00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:59,280
from behind seats and so forth. 
And the reason I say half a 

891
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,160
dozen is because there's 
actually a pair of them that are

892
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,600
joined together by what looks 
like to be a crude looking 

893
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,400
spear. 
So there's kind of like a a 

894
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,480
Gemini zombie, if you will. 
Like a Siamese zombie. 

895
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:13,480
Yeah, Siamese, that's probably 
better, yeah, because they are 

896
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:18,760
kind of facing back-to-back. 
But yeah, so there's they do see

897
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:24,320
you should you choose to engage,
you may, but that is entirely up

898
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:25,920
to you. 
But you wish to do you can. 

899
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,520
Shoot at it with my plasma gun. 
OK. 

900
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,760
All right. 
It's that decision is just 

901
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,520
filled with rage. 
I. 

902
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,040
I love it. 
I didn't get to blow anything 

903
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,920
up. 
The weird double zombie over 

904
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,840
here. 
There's four others. 

905
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,800
So who do you want to? 
So we should probably go ahead 

906
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:53,800
and and roll initiative. 
That's me. 

907
00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:56,520
You're up. 
That's me, Mario. 

908
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,120
You're up, brother. 
You're right. 

909
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:04,320
Well, brother. 
I'm I'm going to come up over 

910
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,960
here and I'm going to take a pop
shot at this guy. 

911
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,760
Ah, the double zombie. 
He's a widow, huh? 

912
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,040
That's the double zombie. 
He's a devil. 

913
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:18,040
Yeah, not Devil Double or, you 
know, Gemini or all right. 

914
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,880
Siamese. 
Siamese. 

915
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,200
Conjoined. 
It's been a long time. 

916
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,560
How do I how do I roll for that?
I'm going to shoot with my. 

917
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:29,600
Just just roll A roll of 2020 
sided. 13 Dang it. 

918
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,880
Well, so you said you rolled 
with your your shot with your 

919
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:34,160
pistol, right? 
Yeah. 

920
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:39,480
OK. 
You have pluses with that, so so

921
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,840
you have a +2 to strike. 
Yeah. 

922
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:46,040
And I believe that is the pistol
that you use for trick shooting.

923
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,840
It is, yes. 
I'm using the 1860 model. 

924
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:54,360
Just trying to remember where my
trying to remember what the if 

925
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,960
the I can't remember if the 
trick shooting adds anything. 

926
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,880
Yeah yeah, Thunder weapon. 
Yeah, they're just modern. 

927
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:05,200
It's a 44 Meg so it's A5 die 6 
plus all. 

928
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:09,640
Right, roll it. 23. 
Dang, that's a pretty good role 

929
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,600
there. 
All right. 

930
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:16,360
Well, you you kill one of them, 
and so now the other one's just.

931
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,640
One shot with. 
Yeah, I look over to the dog. 

932
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:21,960
Zeke. 
That's his name, right? 

933
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,280
Zeke. 
Yeah, yeah. 

934
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,560
I look over at him with the 
cigarette hanging out of my 

935
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,080
mouth still. 
Everything you. 

936
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,400
Do it's just the butt at this 
point I'm. 

937
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,280
Just sucking on the filter. 
That's the part that he likes 

938
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,160
the most. 
It's not even lit. 

939
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,800
But I lit it but I never. 
Did almost Jim's thing is 

940
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,160
drinking and Cletus's thing is 
cigarettes. 

941
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,480
I just got a cigarette hanging 
out my mouth now. 

942
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:52,520
Nicotine speak. 
Nicotine speak. 

943
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:55,720
Tobacco Talkus. 
Tobacco talk that. 

944
00:50:56,440 --> 00:51:01,120
Sounds like a podcast. 
Now go talk with Cletus. 

945
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,440
Every back on tobacco count. 
Yeah, so now we're on to 

946
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:10,800
Wallace's turn, OK? 
So I want to run up to this 

947
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:16,400
zombie down by the by the first 
class part of it I'm assuming or

948
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:20,280
is that business class? 
So you got a closet there? 

949
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:25,200
So Yep, Yep, yeah, I would say 
so it's pretty some luxurious. 

950
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:27,280
You got a couple tables there or
something? 

951
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,040
1. 
Looks like a room, actually. 

952
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,640
Yeah, now that you're making me 
look at it. 

953
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,640
It's like a cabin, yeah. 
Like its own little cabin. 

954
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,960
And so that's as far as I can 
go. 

955
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,560
And I'm going to have my, I have
my shotgun out, I'm going to 

956
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,560
fire around at it. 
All right? 

957
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,320
It'll be 1D20 plus one because 
I'm proficient. 

958
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:51,520
Dang it, World 10. 
So your your shot does hit the 

959
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:55,320
zombie but it unfortunately does
not do any damage as you do not 

960
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:57,920
hit it in the head. 
Dang it. 

961
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,880
Yeah I know the bang. 
I hate that, hate it. 

962
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,400
I hate it here. 
I said it hers. 

963
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:10,600
All right, Wall, not wallets. 
Onto Marcus Aurelius, Marcus. 

964
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:17,280
Don't use your slurs at me. 
I'm trying to see my weapon 

965
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:19,800
proficiency. 
I don't know if I wrote them 

966
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:23,360
down. 
Weapon Rifle, Slingshot, Plasma 

967
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:27,480
Rifle is considered a rifle 
proficiency right it? 

968
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,960
Would Yeah, it would be a. 
Rifle, I assume yes. 

969
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:35,200
I assume. 
Yes, yes, yes, I shook house, 

970
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:42,200
naturally. 
I'm gonna send strike over to 

971
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,600
the zombie in the middle, all 
right. 

972
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,960
I assume speed is be able to go 
over the fast though. 

973
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,120
Yeah, we'll we'll say. 
Yeah, you get. 

974
00:52:51,120 --> 00:53:00,200
We'll say it's. 
Like it's like street strike 

975
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:06,800
can't like bark correctly. 
He's going to just attack, do an

976
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,720
attack, he's got +2 to damage 
plus. 1. 

977
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:16,440
To strike so he misses Zeke, 
he's going to go up to this 

978
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:20,360
zombie in the aisle way in front
of us get. 

979
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:26,440
Him boy, yeah. 
And Zeke is going to entangle, 

980
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,520
yeah. 
What is the DC to? 

981
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:32,240
Entangle, yeah, is there. 
Do you see you to entangle? 

982
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,880
Probably is I got 13. 
Didn't you roll a percentage for

983
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:41,440
it? 
13 Oh, is it a percentage balls?

984
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:46,640
I do believe. 82 and he's got +6
to entangle zombie, so that's a 

985
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,880
pretty good chance That's what 
I'm. 

986
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:53,120
Saying I agree, I concur. 
I I do concur. 

987
00:53:53,360 --> 00:54:00,320
And do but if there. 
Is I agree plus 1 + 1 to 

988
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,680
entangle. 
A6 to 8. 

989
00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:06,120
Years. 
Oh, OK, I see. 

990
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,000
I see. 
I see. 

991
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,080
So what did you roll for him 
doing Tango on 82? 

992
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,520
So let's do. 
Let's. 

993
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:17,600
Do for this without looking up 
just because I've taken so much 

994
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,680
time to look some of the stuff 
up that if we played it more I 

995
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,200
would I would know a little bit 
better. 

996
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:25,720
But in in tangling, let's just 
roll A20 sided die. 

997
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,280
I rolled that 13. 
Before, yeah. 

998
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,280
You were that 13 before, OK? 
Yep. 

999
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:34,560
So you so you entangle him. 
Zeke grabs a hold of him, grabs,

1000
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:40,160
grabs his, grabs his leg, his 
pant leg and danking on it, 

1001
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:43,280
growling and all that stuff. 
So the zombie is slowed 

1002
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:51,200
considerably. 
Bark, bark and then shoot that 

1003
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,480
zombie with my hunting rifle. 
With your hunting rifle? 

1004
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:57,280
Which one? 
13 plus per C, which is +2. 

1005
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:01,400
OK, roll your damage. 
That's a 5 out of 6. 

1006
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:07,640
We're In Sync tonight. 
One, that's a terrible roll. 1. 

1007
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:12,640
That's awful, re roll that. 
I was re roll. 

1008
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:17,720
Yeah, re roll that. 1616 that 
ain't much better. 

1009
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,440
Yeah, well, that's almost twice 
as much. 

1010
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,560
Not quite, but it's. 
Closed. 

1011
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,680
It's still kind of an awful 
role. 

1012
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,040
So in which would that was this 
this zombie that Zeke is holding

1013
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,200
on to game? 
Day. 

1014
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,200
OK, I guess so. 
Yeah, time. 

1015
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,240
So you, you did, you did a good 
it's. 

1016
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:38,720
Pretty bad. 
Yeah. 

1017
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:41,480
It's pretty bad. 
So you did a really good you did

1018
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,480
a lot of a lot of damage to him.
He's he's you. 

1019
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,960
So when you when your shot hit 
him, it kind of grazed the side 

1020
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,440
of his face, but like flated 
open so you can see his his 

1021
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:55,440
brains kind of exposed. 
You definitely hit him, just not

1022
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,520
where you needed to hit him 
exactly for like a one one shot 

1023
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:01,000
kill. 
But he is severely damaged. 

1024
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:08,080
So this because this guy here 
the the twin zombie is he's 

1025
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,640
dragging a corpse now. 
So he's not able to move 

1026
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:13,160
anywhere. 
This zombie is not able to move 

1027
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:17,000
anywhere. 
This zombie is going to take a 

1028
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:21,200
swipe at stripes. 
I remember rolled at 12. 

1029
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:26,960
Doesn't have +2 dodge. 
Does he have +2 to dodge? 

1030
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,840
As I say, I'm I thought I 
thought he had a some plus. 

1031
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,480
Oh. 
Wait, Zeke does? 

1032
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:34,200
All the stripes does it. 
I guess he does for dying. 

1033
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,120
OK. 
Oh, OK. 

1034
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:41,440
Uh oh, so he doesn't have any 
plus with the dodge but go ahead

1035
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,720
and roll A20 sided die. 
He's going to try to die. 

1036
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:46,800
Just have to roll above my 12. 
OK. 

1037
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,200
He's getting attacked. 
It's fine, Stripey. 

1038
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:58,840
Just remember, when you meet 
God, tell him I'll see him soon.

1039
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:02,840
Oh, yeah, soon. 
Real soon. 

1040
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,760
Oh. 
That's something was that. 

1041
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:13,200
Oh no, it's not. 
I mean, I guess that's what it 

1042
00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:14,360
rolls. 
Game, right? 

1043
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:19,200
Well, so The thing is, it says 
plus physical strength. 

1044
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:21,520
So it's a one plus the physical 
strength. 

1045
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:25,000
Which is 85. 
No, it's physical. 

1046
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:30,160
Strengths are 22. 
Just hits the dog and then just 

1047
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:34,960
goes into like a red paste. 
Turns another dog for. 

1048
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:37,600
Minecraft and falls over. 
Oh, there it is. 

1049
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:44,640
OK, OK, so no. 
So it's plus or 22. 

1050
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:48,920
It's it is actually +7. 
So the so the hit would be an 8.

1051
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,480
So eight points of damage. 
That's fine, he's fine with 

1052
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:52,760
that. 
Not 23. 

1053
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:55,080
OK, he's cool with that. 
We talked about it. 

1054
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,840
Good. 
I know him personally. 

1055
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:04,480
So I will say I will say that. 
So the sound of your dog yiping 

1056
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:10,520
in enrages you and you now have 
a you have a plus one to all of 

1057
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:13,160
your all of your stats. 
You know, strike, Yeah. 

1058
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:17,320
Perry Dodds and all that. 
You're you're far more focused 

1059
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,280
than what you were before. 
And. 

1060
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:22,480
There was, there was. 
Angry. 

1061
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,600
Yeah, I'm kind of mad about 
this. 

1062
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:31,560
There, actually, I'm a little 
upset. 

1063
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,440
OK, I'm angry about this one. 
I'm not gonna lie. 

1064
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,640
I'm still mad to tell my. 
Girlfriend. 

1065
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,400
I'm feeling big emotions right 
now. 

1066
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:46,440
Very big, really big, huge 
impact. 

1067
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,320
So that's that's two attacks. 
For the. 

1068
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:50,160
Zombies. 
So they're only going to have 

1069
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:54,280
one more after all of this. 
So on to number next. 

1070
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,000
That's me. 
Which be Cletus. 

1071
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,840
I'm going to shoot the other 
one. 

1072
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:01,080
The other, the other twin, yeah.
15. 

1073
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,000
Oh man, you don't even need 
pluses for that one, boy. 

1074
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:08,920
All right, roll that. 
Damage Plus Boys 3 of 20. 

1075
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:15,240
Someone's Dang. 
It's the mental instrumentals. 

1076
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:19,400
You've been boosted by the 
nicotine. 

1077
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:20,800
The. 
Tobacco it's. 

1078
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,560
Telling me where to shoot. 
Yeah, I think you should shoot 

1079
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:29,360
that one. 
What do you think this one? 

1080
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:35,000
Like no, it needs to be the the 
voice where you put the thing to

1081
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,160
your throat. 
Yeah, you shoot that one all 

1082
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,680
it's going. 
To say it's just. 

1083
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:44,720
Ben, it's just. 
So so add add a couple 100 

1084
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,760
experience points. 
OK. 

1085
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,640
All right. 
Yeah, I think you should shoot 

1086
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:54,400
that one, man. 
Yeah, you're a boom boxer. 

1087
00:59:57,080 --> 01:00:01,240
All right, Wallace, you're up. 
Hey the the zombie. 

1088
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:06,640
That Zeke has entangled is that 
easier to hit now, so he gets so

1089
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:10,160
it's not easier to hit it, but 
the zombie gets penalties needed

1090
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:13,280
to movement and so forth. 
OK, that's fine. 

1091
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:17,640
I'm going to, I'm going to run 
up to it, kind of just step over

1092
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:19,840
Zeke a little bit. 
And I'm going to. 

1093
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,280
Draw out my energy sword, all 
right and. 

1094
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:24,360
I've got to. 
Strike with it. 

1095
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:29,080
All right, roll. 
Just a big great sword. 

1096
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,320
So as big as your sword is, you 
can you can hit from a tile 

1097
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,920
away. 
Really, Pet? 

1098
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,080
Yeah, it's a big sword. 
I'm just, I'm just gonna. 

1099
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:42,600
You can. 
Poke at it. 

1100
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:44,880
It has reach, Yeah. 
Look, how's he? 

1101
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:53,560
Yeah. 
I got a roll for it. 

1102
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,840
You do. 
I don't have any pluses to like 

1103
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,480
accuracy, do I? 
I. 

1104
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:00,680
Don't think I do unless. 
You. 

1105
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:04,000
I don't think you have any. 
My weapon proficiencies are in 

1106
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,320
knives and blunt weapons. 
It's a. 

1107
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,560
Really big knife. 
Yeah, it's a really big knife. 

1108
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:14,320
Dang it, is there a sword 
proficiency? 

1109
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:16,000
I don't think there is I. 
Thought there was. 

1110
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,520
There might be there, probably I
shouldn't say that there. 

1111
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:22,360
I have one in Axe so. 
I missed. 

1112
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,200
Anyway, I still want. 
They're Dang it. 

1113
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,320
Yeah, there is one specifically 
for a sword. 

1114
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:30,400
OK, what did you roll? 
I rolled A3. 

1115
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,080
Oh yeah, you definitely. 
Wow. 

1116
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,400
Hey, I mean, it's a new sword, 
you know what I mean? 

1117
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:38,480
Yeah. 
Yeah, unfortunately missed the 

1118
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,840
zombie entirely. 
Aw, Dang it. 

1119
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,040
Yeah, otherwise. 
You know, Dang it, I would have 

1120
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,440
had you like cutting an arm off 
or. 

1121
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:45,520
Something. 
Hey, Wallace. 

1122
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:47,800
Wallace. 
We all saw it. 

1123
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:48,960
What? 
I saw it. 

1124
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:50,760
I saw you miss. 
I did. 

1125
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:54,000
Knee, it's fine. 
I'm not. 

1126
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,080
I'm not. 
Trying to hide the fact that I 

1127
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,480
missed. 
Mad, by the way. 

1128
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,360
Go help your dog, I heard it 
Yelp. 

1129
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:04,720
Me too pissed. 
No, I'm pissed. 

1130
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,760
This is how you do it. 
And I walk up to the zombie, 

1131
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:18,800
that deep handling and Wallace 
trying to get a slice out with 

1132
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:21,120
myself. 
Just pushes me out of the way, 

1133
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:27,280
yeah. 
Or we gotta flush out these? 

1134
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:29,960
Roles. 
And then Zeke's gonna attack him

1135
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,920
and he's got plus cubic strike. 
Hey, Gene. 

1136
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:34,400
Uh oh. 
All right. 

1137
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:37,800
You know what his damage is? 
Nope. 

1138
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,520
That's Nope. 
That's. 

1139
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:46,040
We did not ever find out on him.
OK, so for the for his size, 

1140
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:53,960
because he's a large dog, you 
just see that for large it is A2

1141
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:57,360
die four very large, powerful. 
Yeah, so two die four. 

1142
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:01,320
So if you had like a actually, 
no, wait a minute, you've got 

1143
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,600
that's he that's a Rottweiler. 
No, he's a one die 10. 

1144
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:08,240
I'll. 
Take the five +2. 

1145
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:11,120
Oh, nice. 
Yeah, So you did. 

1146
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:14,560
And then this particular zombie.
Yep. 

1147
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:22,360
So, so you see Zeke, Zeke kind 
of does sort of a vertical jump 

1148
01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:27,920
from where he's like grabbing 
onto his leg and right where the

1149
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:32,040
zombie, where you had previously
shot the zombie, he latches on 

1150
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:36,640
to that area. 
And as he is falling back down 

1151
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:42,080
to the ground, you can hear the 
sickening crunch what's left of 

1152
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:43,400
his skull. 
And. 

1153
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,760
As he hits the ground, he just. 
I'm going to throw up. 

1154
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:51,440
Whips his head back and forth 
and kind of flips brain matter 

1155
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:55,160
and blood and and black gore 
everywhere and and the zombie 

1156
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:59,680
stops moving and Zeke looks up 
at you with his mouth open, 

1157
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:03,280
panting, you know, like, and he 
wants you to tell him he's a 

1158
01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:05,520
good boy. 
I do good, Dad. 

1159
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:07,320
I give them a treat and then I 
throw. 

1160
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:11,000
Take over to throw up. 
Yeah, I'm throwing. 

1161
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:13,560
Up No, we talked about this. 
I have sympathetic part for all.

1162
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:22,880
Right, SO22 zombies down. 
You never, you never made 

1163
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:25,720
Stripey move, by the way. 
Yes, Stripey still has a turn. 

1164
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:29,320
He's going to attack his zombie.
You're right, my bad. 

1165
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,400
Fine. 
I think he has one on the 

1166
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:32,360
strike. 
A + 1. 

1167
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:33,960
Yep, he's got plus one to 
strike. 

1168
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:36,560
Yeah, and +2 to damage. 
Whatever his damage is. 

1169
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:40,560
I don't know if he's the same. 
Size His damage would be a two 

1170
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:43,120
die 4. 
He got 4 + 2. 

1171
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:50,920
Hey, nine, hey, hey, 949 so so 
Zeke is Zeke is, is kind of 

1172
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:55,320
spectacular here. 
He he grabs the he goes for the 

1173
01:04:55,320 --> 01:05:00,240
zombies neck and as he he sort 
of like, as he jumps up at him, 

1174
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:03,520
he grabs a hold of his neck and 
like he does this weird flip 

1175
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:06,440
thing that you've never seen him
do before and he whips the 

1176
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:11,360
zombie into the bulkhead of the 
of the of the plane and sort of,

1177
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:14,760
you know, hits he hits hard. 
You can hear the you can hear 

1178
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:18,280
his skull kind of crunch and 
kind of does like. 

1179
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:20,920
Stand on his two hind legs and 
drop kick the zombie. 

1180
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:24,960
There's a little bit of blood 
spatter there. 

1181
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:29,640
Zombie's still alive, but he is,
he is down, so he's not. 

1182
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:33,160
He's not moving anytime soon. 
Oh, well, I'm sure there's 

1183
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,200
thought there was a deal where 
you could take in and manually 

1184
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:37,480
flip them. 
There used to be. 

1185
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:38,920
I felt like you know what I 
mean. 

1186
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:41,440
To turn them over. 
Yeah. 

1187
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:45,040
Yeah, it's a little square on 
the top that shows up when you 

1188
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:46,920
select a tile. 
Oh, there it is. 

1189
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:48,320
I thought it was. 
On the side north of it. 

1190
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:51,760
Yeah, there we go. 
That's what I was looking for 

1191
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:54,640
there. 
So he's incapacitated, so he's 

1192
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:58,000
not doing anything. 
You've got 2 zombies left with 

1193
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,240
no damage. 
Each one of them just moved a a 

1194
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:03,480
tile forward and they are stuck 
where they are. 

1195
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:08,040
Turn #3 for you guys. 
So we can what we can do to kind

1196
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:10,960
of speed things up a little bit.
And this next one, instead of 

1197
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:14,480
like going through the whole 
round, just each one of you go 

1198
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,080
ahead and take two turns. 
So plead us, whatever you're 

1199
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:19,560
going to do, take two turns to 
do it so. 

1200
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:23,600
There's only these two. 
So there's the one that so 

1201
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,280
there's. 
Yeah, there's the buoyant 

1202
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:29,800
striped pajamas has one on his 
side that it's about half 

1203
01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:32,240
damage. 
And then these two back here in 

1204
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:35,240
the back of the plane. 
Yeah, I love his name. 

1205
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,920
The So the two in the back have 
no damage whatsoever. 

1206
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:44,040
OK, so I'll write up here like 
and I with my trick shooting 

1207
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:46,520
maybe is there something over 
here that I can bounce a bullet 

1208
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,200
off of? 
Yeah, absolutely. 

1209
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,400
Give it a shot. 
Do you have pluses when you use 

1210
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:52,280
trick shooting or is you 
remember? 

1211
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:56,600
I have a +2 to it. 
OK, essentially all it is is 

1212
01:06:56,600 --> 01:06:58,280
just like I have the ability 
tricks. 

1213
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:00,840
OK. 
Dang it, I rolled A3. 

1214
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:08,280
Dang it, Dang it. 
I played mine trick shooting and

1215
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:09,480
I should have in the back of the
head. 

1216
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:12,720
I'm a little rusty. 
Wait a minute. 

1217
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:16,520
This isn't here you can even do 
this, it's just you can do this 

1218
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:17,920
with energy weapons. 
You know. 

1219
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,880
Yeah, if you hadn't. 
Yeah, you, it says with 

1220
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:24,520
experimental energy weapons, but
the surface must be mirrored or 

1221
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:25,680
highly polished. 
Yeah. 

1222
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,080
Use my energy weapon. 
I throw it to him. 

1223
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:31,320
I roll the. 
Two, I didn't do anything I'm. 

1224
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:39,960
Going to roll the two. 
Dang it, roll roll again. 

1225
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:43,880
Because I don't recall if I 
can't remember if running is an 

1226
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:47,080
action or not. 
It probably is, but Dang it not.

1227
01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:49,320
The matter? 
Not much, no. 

1228
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:52,040
You did hit the zombie. 
It just didn't do any damage. 

1229
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:55,520
Yeah, Dang it. 
All right, Wallace, you'll 

1230
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:58,960
attend. 
Wallach, wallach, wallach. 

1231
01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:04,560
Go, Wally, Go. 
So I'm gonna, I'm going to walk 

1232
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:10,400
forward over Zeke and Marcus's 
barf pile and the dead zombie, 

1233
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:13,520
and just take a look at all the 
brain matter that is just 

1234
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:18,880
scattered around and just kind 
of shudder to myself as I keep 

1235
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:20,520
walking forward. 
I'm going to pull out my 

1236
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:24,000
submachine gun, my MP7. 
I'm going to fire at the one in 

1237
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:29,120
front of me closer to what looks
like first class right of this 

1238
01:08:29,240 --> 01:08:33,880
airplane. 
So it'd be one D 20 + 2 cuz I'm 

1239
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,520
proficient in submachine guns. 
Dang it, I. 

1240
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:41,319
Can't hit crap. 
Dang it, my next one was in that

1241
01:08:41,319 --> 01:08:42,040
20. 
OK, wasted. 

1242
01:08:42,399 --> 01:08:44,200
In. 
There you go, that's. 

1243
01:08:44,359 --> 01:08:47,000
Funny. 
I wasted in that 20. 

1244
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:54,880
I wasted it. 
Sorry, I was trying to figure 

1245
01:08:54,880 --> 01:08:56,720
out exactly how many tiles you 
would. 

1246
01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:58,880
Well, where I moved to would be 
5. 

1247
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,120
Yeah, I, I think, I think I was 
just trying to just trying to 

1248
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:04,840
figure out honestly that that's 
70 feet. 

1249
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:07,640
But that's that's quite right. 
I'll have to do my calculations 

1250
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:08,880
on my own later. 
OK. 

1251
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:12,520
So you moved up there, you shot 
and you said you rolled a net 

1252
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:14,439
with 20? 
No, I rolled a nine. 

1253
01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:16,600
I was trying to flush out my 
rolls and. 

1254
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:18,680
Literally my next roll. 
Was in that 20. 

1255
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,439
OK. 
And you, you ran forward first. 

1256
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:23,680
Yeah, I ran first. 
OK, go. 

1257
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:25,880
Just go ahead and fire. 
Fire another shot. 

1258
01:09:26,319 --> 01:09:29,080
Oh man. 
Oh geez, never mind. 

1259
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,880
Take the nut. 
What were you shooting? 

1260
01:09:33,279 --> 01:09:35,160
MP7? 
That's right. 

1261
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:41,160
So yeah, when you fire your new 
shot, the the the IT just kind 

1262
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:43,880
of slipped out of your hands. 
You you got some of the blood 

1263
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:45,720
from the last zombie on your 
hands and. 

1264
01:09:46,439 --> 01:09:48,840
It's. 
Kind of kind of flips up and 

1265
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:50,760
just falls. 
It's right on the ground in 

1266
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:54,000
front of you, slobber. 
Yeah, you'll have no problem 

1267
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,960
picking it back up. 
But it did fall out of your 

1268
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:56,880
hands. 
Oh, man. 

1269
01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:59,680
OK, Marcus. 
Dude, Dang it. 

1270
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:02,680
Pissed. 
Where am I? 

1271
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:07,640
Yeah, there you are. 
To do the Mormon couldn't. 

1272
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:13,240
This is how it's done, Boys 11. 
Apparently I can't do anything. 

1273
01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:16,360
Is that is that for Zeke? 
Yeah, or you. 

1274
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:18,400
Which one Zeke ran up to the 
zombie. 

1275
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:21,160
OK, is he attacking or is he in 
snaring? 

1276
01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:26,040
Zeke attacks with 11. 
OK, yeah, go ahead and roll 

1277
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:27,920
damage. 
So 1 by 10 for him. 

1278
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:33,520
Well, I think I think he has a 
plus one to strike. 

1279
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:39,400
Plus Zeke. 
No, he doesn't. 

1280
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:41,640
Doesn't he? 
I thought he said. 

1281
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,840
I thought he said he had like +2
to damage. 

1282
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:45,880
Oh. 
That was Stripey. 

1283
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:47,360
I. 
Don't know, OK. 

1284
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:52,800
See Stripey's or we're going to 
the one that here he goes, he's 

1285
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:57,560
attacking the 10 now he's got a 
plus one strike. 

1286
01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:02,160
Yeah, he didn't do any damage to
the Zombie 2, so now the dogs do

1287
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:04,400
have two. 
So essentially the dogs have two

1288
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:08,960
turns just because we're doing 
so in this last round, each one 

1289
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:12,400
of you will have two attacks or,
you know, 2 actions. 

1290
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:15,480
OK, so you can have them both do
something else, you know, if you

1291
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:18,960
want. 
Yeah, they're gonna both tacky 

1292
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:21,360
again, 10. 
That's why. 

1293
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:26,400
Yeah, Stripey's got the net 20. 
Yeah, he does. 

1294
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:29,280
All right. 
Roll roll that damage 2.4 for 

1295
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:33,600
Stripey. 
Dang, so he kind of did the 

1296
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:38,880
weird flippy thing again and 
yeah, then then did a lot of 

1297
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:41,480
damage these. 
On the sign gets on the time 

1298
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:43,480
legs and starts boxing him with 
his paws. 

1299
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:51,840
Wait a minute, we do mean the 
kangaroo, all right? 

1300
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,480
And you've got your your two 
attacks too. 

1301
01:11:54,840 --> 01:12:01,120
Yeah, walk out behind Wallace 
and there's my plasma rifle on 

1302
01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:02,320
his shoulder. 
Aim. 

1303
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:07,280
It is zombie, let it fly. 
I stand at it as is bipod. 

1304
01:12:10,240 --> 01:12:14,000
And he missed. 
And he missed and. 

1305
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,280
He. 
Missed. 

1306
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:18,800
Oh my goodness, it's like we're 
picking up the vibro knife 

1307
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,480
again. 
So right. 

1308
01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:27,160
His curse continues from last 
episode of season 2. 

1309
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:31,520
Oh man 2. 412 Only two of those 
counted. 

1310
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:35,840
All right, so this zombie is 
down. 

1311
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:38,680
He's not. 
He's not What? 

1312
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,640
Yeah. 
So we've, we've started a new 

1313
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,640
round. 
So this zombie's trying to get 

1314
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:44,320
up. 
He's not he's not getting 

1315
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:47,480
anywhere fast. 
This zombie is going to try and 

1316
01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:50,480
he's going to try and Nope. 
Because he's you know what? 

1317
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:52,920
Because he did the weird flippy 
thing again. 

1318
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,240
He's not. 
He's not going anywhere. 

1319
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:59,120
And this zombie tries to bite 
Zeke. 

1320
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:01,040
Don't you do it. 
I'm mad. 

1321
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:04,760
And he is not able to. 
Max is out on the corner of a 

1322
01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:07,960
table. 
Yeah, Funk ticked. 

1323
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:09,960
Totally ticked. 
Yeah. 

1324
01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:13,440
All right, so pletus undo, you 
big guy. 

1325
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:16,840
All right. 
He'll try it again in things. 

1326
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:19,600
Last time I have a due to my 
strike and then move plus. 

1327
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:24,160
Yep, roll your roll that damage.
621 + 3 is 24. 

1328
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:27,160
And you were going, you were 
going for this guy, right? 

1329
01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:28,400
Yeah. 
OK. 

1330
01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:32,960
So now the thing with the trick 
shot is generally it's a it's a 

1331
01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:34,840
you. 
I'm going to say you wouldn't. 

1332
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,040
You'd be able to get a bite on 
him. 

1333
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:40,480
You wouldn't need to do the 
trick shot per SE, but with a 

1334
01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:43,480
trick shot on the So as it 
ricochets and it does half 

1335
01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:46,320
damage, it just allows you to 
reach into some areas you 

1336
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:48,720
wouldn't normally be able to 
reach into to. 

1337
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:51,520
You take this guy. 
It would. 

1338
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,160
Yeah. 
It'd be like 10 normally. 

1339
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:55,280
But you didn't. 
You didn't have to ricochet 

1340
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:56,560
anything to get hit. 
This guy. 

1341
01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:58,520
Oh, OK. 
We took him out. 

1342
01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:04,240
Oh, and let's see, it was Zeke 
that killed this zombie here, 

1343
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:05,320
wasn't it? 
Or not Zeke. 

1344
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:07,680
Yeah, it was Zeke, wasn't it? 
Yeah, OK. 

1345
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:09,400
Yeah. 
So make sure you give yourself 

1346
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:13,600
100 XP for that, since it's your
dogs. 

1347
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:18,880
OK, onward to Wallace. 
All right, Wallace is kind of 

1348
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:21,160
angry because he hasn't done 
anything. 

1349
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:27,760
So I'm going to run over the to 
the one that's in front of 

1350
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:30,880
Stripey, OK? 
And I'm going to unfurl my 

1351
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:34,760
Remington 870 shotgun and I'm 
just going to point blank just 

1352
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:36,840
shoot the zombie in the head. 
OK. 

1353
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:39,080
All right. 
Attaboy. 

1354
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:43,720
Go go ahead and roll 20 sided 16
OK and roll your down. 

1355
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:47,160
Finally. 
Finally I did something. 

1356
01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:56,120
It was a. 4D sticks I believe. 
I do believe so. 14 OK, I'm 

1357
01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:58,360
multiplied by two since it's 
point blank. 

1358
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:00,000
So 28. 
Yeah. 

1359
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:07,320
And so the zombie, when his head
explodes, creates this weird 

1360
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:11,120
pattern of like a middle finger 
putting back at you. 

1361
01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:15,080
But yeah, that zombie is way, 
way dead. 

1362
01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:18,480
And Scrapey kind of looks old. 
Scrapey kind of looks up at you,

1363
01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:22,600
like, as if they go like, 
seriously, dude, I had it, you 

1364
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:23,840
know, He just kind of shake his 
nose. 

1365
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:27,680
Stripey Zeke Zeke showed me that
same exact look back at the meat

1366
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:28,320
factory. 
I'm. 

1367
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:42,080
All right, on to Marcus. 
Mark, Mark Marcus sticks the 

1368
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:52,040
barrel of his AA12 in his mouth 
and then he goes up to the last 

1369
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:55,360
remaining zombie and like 
Wallace, fires point blank. 

1370
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:58,520
Dang, all right. 
Also though, 16. 

1371
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:02,440
There you go. 
Roll that damage, roll that 

1372
01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:08,000
dammy Yeah 22. 
Sheets yeah, same, same thing 

1373
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:10,800
The the. 
Wait, it flips me. 

1374
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:11,440
Off too. 
Yeah. 

1375
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:15,160
The the, the so the blood 
spatter, if you look at it from 

1376
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:19,760
the right angle, it it say, it 
looks to say Jesus saves. 

1377
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:22,360
I I don't know. 
Yes, waste of. 

1378
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:24,240
Five dead. 
Well, six dead zombies. 

1379
01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:27,880
Let's leave. 
All right, Yeah. 

1380
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:32,400
Combat over on the game. 
All right. 

1381
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:34,760
I just want to remind. 
You that it was you that got us 

1382
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:36,200
into this mess in the first 
place. 

1383
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:38,400
I know, I'm sorry. 
Yeah, wait. 

1384
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:41,280
Yeah. 
So you guys? 

1385
01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:42,560
You got a motorcycle. 
Driving. 

1386
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:46,920
So you also fueled up when you 
did that, that you could make 

1387
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:48,680
sure that you made it to Joey 
B's house. 

1388
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,520
If so, without incident in. 
Delaware, Joey B. 

1389
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:56,200
And you have ended up in a very 
posh estate, Very, very rich. 

1390
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,960
Very, very rich folks live in 
this area. 

1391
01:16:59,080 --> 01:17:02,960
In fact, it's slightly 
presidential, if I might say so 

1392
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:04,720
all. 
Right, Cool beans. 

1393
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:11,040
Well, thanks everybody for 
joining us for our first episode

1394
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:14,440
of Dead Rain Three. 
We hope you enjoy it as much as 

1395
01:17:14,440 --> 01:17:17,040
we enjoy playing it. 
See you on. 

1396
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:27,870
The next episode. 
That concludes the story from 

1397
01:17:27,870 --> 01:17:29,910
now. 
If you like the tale so far, 

1398
01:17:30,030 --> 01:17:32,950
stick around. 
I might tell you more next time.

1399
01:17:35,510 --> 01:17:37,950
Now where did I put my supplies?