1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:02,600 Danny, I'm already geared up. We're ready to go. 2 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:05,880 I got I'm half chubbed up. Joe unexpected need it's the 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,680 best kind let. Me have your babies. 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:12,640 Three inches at 100 mph is still going to tear something off 5 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,920 shutter. If I want my doorknob smell like 6 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:18,840 this, I'll make it so. Under the table and C&D posted 7 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:32,600 weekly on the Main Menu podcast. The venue podcast presents D&D 8 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:36,400 under the. Table let it be known that I 9 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,840 don't even change my own kids. Heck yeah, that's a power move. 10 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,720 Let them fend for themselves. Let my neighbors do it. 11 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,920 Neighbors. I let the dog do it. 12 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:53,160 The dog do it. I'll tell you this once, don't 13 00:00:53,160 --> 00:01:00,640 ever let your gerbils do it. When I was a kid we went away 14 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:06,720 for vacation and we left the dog home with my dad but the dog 15 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:10,560 went crazy because it missed us. His name is Jake. 16 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,440 He was the coolest dog ever and and. 17 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,600 One day my dad, he has a human name. 18 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,680 That's what makes a dog pool. Pool dog? 19 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:19,600 Yeah. I don't. 20 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,400 I don't see any dogs. Brother's name. 21 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,640 Todd. Yeah, Jake is my brother's name. 22 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,040 Heck, yeah. So my dad had to leave at, you 23 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,240 know, he was supposed to be watching Jake, but he had to go 24 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,280 and do something. And when he came back, the 25 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:39,240 diapers that I had used before leaving because I was really 26 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:41,480 young, got them in the trash. They were. 27 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,840 Still years old, I was still using diapers. 28 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:45,840 This was. Last year. 29 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:53,680 Oh. They were all over the floor and 30 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,680 he had eaten the middles of all the diapers. 31 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,800 You know the juicy goods. It wasn't. 32 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,560 The Dirty ones were there. Yes. 33 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,240 Oh. He ate them. 34 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,240 I'm going to feel closer to the sun. 35 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,520 Golly, I missed this kid. I'm going to eat his poop. 36 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:13,200 Yeah, so I timed it perfect. Hey, Danny. 37 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,960 Hey, Danny. I miss my I miss my master so 38 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,320 much I'm going to eat his poop. I heard that. 39 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:26,920 And I had to rename last week's UTT because it got censored. 40 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:28,880 Really. Oh, I saw that. 41 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:31,440 I called it the Schlong Brothers. 42 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,680 From what? From what I listened to the 43 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,400 screen. Yeah, for more ripping on Alex, 44 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,080 Yeah. Yeah, so. 45 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,800 I, I listened to it when I, when it was called the Schlong 46 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,000 Brothers, right? I guess I hadn't. 47 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,800 Yeah, it's, it showed the S and then it put asterisks out for 48 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,560 the rest of the words. So you didn't know what it said? 49 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,360 Yeah, so it's like, what? Wasn't it? 50 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,560 The. The the shitting. 51 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,520 Brothers, the shitting brothers. That doesn't make sense. 52 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,600 They would. Have got it. 53 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:03,400 Eventually, yeah, you have to hear it, but I changed it to 54 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,440 something that wasn't censored. That's fair. 55 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,920 It would be. The first time I changed a UTT 56 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:11,680 title that. Did you, did you show Alexis the 57 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,200 edit that I did? No. 58 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,640 No damn. No, sure, hear it. 59 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,600 I was really proud of it. I. 60 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,120 Thought it was very pleased hearing it. 61 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,120 Good. In more ways than one, good. 62 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:28,960 What other ways I don't know. I was furiously masturbating. 63 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:32,000 Yes, yes. And I was at work so. 64 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:36,400 Yeah. I got fired unrelated, yeah. 65 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,200 They said I had to really do it. Yeah, yeah, that was nothing 66 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:40,560 the. Works. 67 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,440 I didn't really appreciate it. Nothing about. 68 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,720 Any. Public indecency, though. 69 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,640 My. Boss said he was impressed, but 70 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,240 then he fired me. Yeah, what's the deal? 71 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,880 I don't know. See, at that point it's an HR 72 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:58,440 issue. It's just intimidated sometimes. 73 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,400 Sometimes in those situations you just gotta not by the. 74 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:06,920 Size, but by the girth, yeah. Yeah, very impressive in the 75 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,720 duration. Like a tuna can. 76 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:13,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, more like a oh, you know, 77 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,240 like those big cans of Pickles you can get. 78 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,640 Oh yeah, jars. But the cans? 79 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,320 Oh no. Can of Pickles. 80 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:20,920 I never had Pickles out of a can. 81 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,080 Yeah, you know, like at Sam's Club or Costco, like they're, 82 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,040 they're, they're big cans. Can to pull it off. 83 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,960 Yeah, Jane, go ahead and pull up a can of Pickles for me. 84 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,800 Yeah, yeah. I know pickle can. 85 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:34,880 You see it? Yeah. 86 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:38,720 See, it says can of Pickles. Oh, there it. 87 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,600 Is I'm just seeing jars you. See that guy trying to sit on 88 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,200 it? That doesn't end well for him, 89 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:45,880 no. All the Heinz. 90 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,360 Yeah. Heinz Yeah, it's like a big, 91 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,560 like big old can. It's a big old. 92 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,040 Fat can. Yeah, it's like a what else 93 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,200 comes in those cans, like pizza sauce comes in like. 94 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:03,480 Tomato sauce. Yeah, I'd say that's like me, 95 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:05,440 yeah. Yeah, Round. 96 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:09,600 Robot, do I seem, do I seem further away from you guys? 97 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:15,160 You seem about average. OK, I I extended my desk today. 98 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,640 You're 2 by 2 by 6 on the end of it. 99 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:22,480 You're you're too far away from me though, so my heart, my heart 100 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:28,440 aches for you. Me closer to you yeah I hate the 101 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:31,920 mic yeah I put a 2 by 6 on the end of the desk because the desk 102 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,400 is like just. There you go. 103 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,320 Stupid skinny. Broccoli and rice. 104 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:40,560 Delicious Angus beef. Angry beef. 105 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,840 Yeah, pretty, pretty pissed beef. 106 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,600 Angry beef. Angry beef. 107 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:47,360 Who made it angry? Which? 108 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,200 I don't know, making it. He was cooking, I guess. 109 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,280 Must have. Must have. 110 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:54,320 Frozen before SO. What have I told you about being 111 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:58,160 nice to the beef? It's my meat, I do what I want 112 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,920 with it. You'd be gentle with it. 113 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:03,080 You caress. Lover, I caress my meat. 114 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,600 Yeah, better kiss your meat softly, you. 115 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:09,040 Gently stroke it in the pan. That's a sound bite right there. 116 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,560 Sorry. That's OK, I said my own sound 117 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:13,560 bite. I I have so many sound bites for 118 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,800 all of you and I have the least amount for me. 119 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,520 Just say funny. Just start clip farming. 120 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,000 Yeah, farming. I think you can say that on this 121 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,080 show. Sam's informed me, Derek, that 122 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:29,800 you're asking her for advice. Oh yeah. 123 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,280 Advice. I apologize. 124 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:33,800 I apologize. It's not just you. 125 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,400 No, it's not just you. I feel like I've been real laid 126 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:41,400 back as father Love, OK. Well, I'm just, I was just 127 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,280 trying to like so that everyone gets engaged. 128 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:51,800 Not I'm not duking on Mr. Master or Joe, but you and Alex do kind 129 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:55,200 of do kind of fall behind as background characters. 130 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,920 We do, but here's here's how I look at. 131 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:03,520 It I am in character. I feel like every season has one 132 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,200 or two characters that really shine, right? 133 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,920 Like the main characters and the other characters kind of play 134 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:10,680 like those background characters, right? 135 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,760 But I was just, I was just asking how to get you guys more 136 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:14,920 involved. That's what I was. 137 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:18,440 Everybody kind of everybody kind of goes through like phases 138 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,680 where they go like they're like a big player in that season and 139 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,760 then like the next season they're kind of more laid back. 140 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,440 Well, and I had a conversation with Alex. 141 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:30,880 We're we're playing duos on all the dukey and he was just 142 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:34,440 expressing, you know, I was like about him not talking too much. 143 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:37,040 And he's like, well, I'm not going to fight for the spotlight 144 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,080 kind of thing. So like, I'm gonna let you guys 145 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:43,480 do your thing and, and talk however much and however loud 146 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,880 you want. And when you're done, I'll have 147 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,000 something to say if I got something to say so. 148 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:52,600 Like I said, I'm not I'm not like I'm not deucing on Mr. 149 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,160 Mustard and Joey. I just want everyone to be more 150 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:59,000 involved in all that because it's like legit my first time 151 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 ever DM ING a season. Like I know I did the three 152 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:06,240 parter, yeah, but that was more short and like railroad Y Yeah, 153 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:09,160 now that you guys have more freedom of what you're doing. 154 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:16,120 Well, there's Bob tries to add the sauce to everything right 155 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,880 where it's like the rules are like you can hit, you can roll 156 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,680 to hit. But he's like, well, I want to 157 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:26,120 try to climb on him or I want to try to call my uncle for help or 158 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:29,400 you know, that's really funny stuff. 159 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,680 I love. Every Yeah, you. 160 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,559 Need these ideas in there. Yeah, but it needs it. 161 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:35,000 It makes it probably hard for the. 162 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:38,919 It's funny because he messaged me what was it a couple days ago 163 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,159 saying that he had an idea for Day Mike and he wants to to 164 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:46,960 become he wants to become the Neo of this universe, not like. 165 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:50,840 The nail I'll. Try to implement it as best I 166 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,320 can, but you are not going to get what you're asking for. 167 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:58,040 Speaking of. Yeah, I'm like the one. 168 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,680 I'm like the one. You're more like 0. 169 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,080 I'm going to bend this spoon with my mind. 170 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:10,240 Oh no, dude. Dang it. 171 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:13,040 Oh man, yeah. But no, I just. 172 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,720 Hey, Daddy. Oh yeah? 173 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:17,920 What up, baby? Hey, hey, guys. 174 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:24,680 Hey guys. You see, your avatar did score 175 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:28,360 I. Love that. 176 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,600 That's pretty good. That's pretty good. 177 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,640 Pretty good. I also don't know if you guys 178 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,440 noticed but I changed my name to Lenny the devolved I saw. 179 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,280 That yeah, I saw that. Lenny the bulge. 180 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,280 Yeah, look that up. Oh. 181 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,400 We're circling back to Lenny Hammock pants. 182 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,560 Context, but it made sense at the time. 183 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,880 You're just missing the word sex above your head, Derek. 184 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,600 Sex. For no reason this time. 185 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:03,640 That's all it is. Yes, you know cheddar, I 186 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,200 realized something. What's that? 187 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:09,440 The you know how like anytime you like go to work with like a 188 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,440 friend, they always end up quitting the job and then you're 189 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:15,240 there like, and then you're back to knowing nobody again. 190 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,560 But like you kind of made friends, like why your friend 191 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:20,640 was there, but then they left. You just put in that situation 192 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,480 here I was came on. Yeah. 193 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,760 You came on because of Sam it. Doesn't. 194 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,720 Mean like. Sam decided to leave. 195 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:30,280 And then you're the the the friend who is here, the friend 196 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,400 of a friend that's here. And now you've become one of us. 197 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,880 Wait, what's a friend? Someone who chose pictures of 198 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,720 themselves to you naked, as I've always understood it. 199 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:43,920 Oh, I, I, I feel like I've become like friends with you 200 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,880 guys before Sam left. It was before you, before Sam. 201 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,600 You're. But you're not just friend. 202 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,880 You've you've come over and you've sucked at my table and 203 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,760 called me Daddy. So Daddy, I have way more than a 204 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:58,520 friend. Yeah, it's true. 205 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:05,400 Friends with benefits. Is that what that means? 206 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:12,040 Like that? So sexual, just jerky. 207 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,040 I need to go wash your hands. What? 208 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:22,520 The devil is that. Whoa, talk about hammock pants. 209 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,960 Chair, what's going on? Danny has his pants pulled up up 210 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,000 halfway to his armpits. Yeah, he went. 211 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,680 Oh man, Jenkins with pants? I don't know. 212 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,520 What that was all about. I should do that. 213 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,400 That's a good look. That's a style we need to bring 214 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:41,040 back. Oh, who was that Martin? 215 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:45,200 Was it Martin Short that played a character that he he did that 216 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:49,240 just look just like him right now since he had like that in 217 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,080 my. Face. 218 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:56,400 It's like I'm there right now. He's just standing there like 219 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,320 Jason. Oh wait, now they're coming 220 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,520 down. They just keep going. 221 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:06,880 Shit, man. Oh my. 222 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,520 Yeah, it was too much. A little bit of a preview for 223 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:14,280 later older man. Heck yeah. 224 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,080 Gotta. Get to Columbia somehow. 225 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,240 Right. Are we doing breakfast in the 226 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:23,040 morning, Danny? Sure are. 8:00 AM. 8:00 Okay. 227 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:28,400 It's better than Perkins. Yeah, me be a village inn. 228 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,840 I went with Perkin to Perkins with you guys. 229 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,720 Remember that? That was pretty rough. 230 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,840 Classic wasn't why it wasn't as bad as I remember. 231 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,600 Yeah, it just took a long time. It was Perkins. 232 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:42,440 Yeah, I prefer not. Yeah, I'm a, I'm a big IHOP guy 233 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,240 and. I'll take it a step further. 234 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:48,440 I prefer Waffle House. Waffle House is and don't get 235 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,400 anything else. You got to just get the waffles 236 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,600 all right. But the waffles are good. 237 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,440 Stick with the waffles. I like protein. 238 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,280 If you want to get advanced, yeah, you do. 239 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,560 If you want. If you want to get advanced, 240 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,120 then you know, get it, get advanced with it. 241 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,560 But it's a risk. No, you're playing, you're 242 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,120 playing hard mode. Yeah, but you could get into a 243 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,640 fight or a or a shootout or something. 244 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,400 There's that too, because I don't think they might. 245 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,400 Cook Waffle House. You make them mad. 246 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:22,040 Guys, here it is. Three eggs, scrambled, a piece 247 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,920 of bacon. That's a lot of freaking eggs. 248 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:26,440 It's not a lot of eggs. No, really not. 249 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,960 Three eggs isn't. Yeah, or an order of hash. 250 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,440 Brown a meal. Hold on. 251 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,040 One bite. Hold on. 252 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,400 Sorry, Cook. Order of hash Browns smothered. 253 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,920 Smothered and what? Smothered and covered. 254 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,920 There we go, new picture. Dropped which it means that it's 255 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,600 covered in cheese and it's got onions and. 256 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,720 Picture Oh, OK Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 257 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,040 There's a. Profile picture dropped. 258 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:50,080 And then an order of pecan waffles. 259 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,200 Sex all you need. Pecan waffles. 260 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,800 Pecan waffles. That's where it's at. 261 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,760 Sex. Nice. 262 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,720 Sex. I just, I like all that. 263 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,440 From Waffle House. And they're not crispy waffles. 264 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,880 They're no fluffy wasp. They're fluffy, it's good. 265 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,480 It's a different kind of waffle. You know what? 266 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,360 Do like and then I'm. More of a French toast guy. 267 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,640 I like I like Denny's though, too. 268 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,960 Down with that. I love that I. 269 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,920 Don't like Denny's. I don't like Denny's. 270 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,400 So it's because I delivered to a lot of Denny's. 271 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,280 I've seen the back, the back kitchen. 272 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,960 Yeah, I'm done with it, man. It's. 273 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,120 Anything big box, honestly, and and it could have just been that 274 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:28,640 one, you know, or those few. Somebody took a Grand Slam dump 275 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,240 in the middle of the kitchen is what it looked like. 276 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:34,440 Sorry man, sorry. The bathroom was. 277 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,040 You know what I love about Denny's was I love. 278 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,360 I love their coffee. It was a surprise even to me. 279 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,160 It's hard to find a really good coffee at A at a breakfast 280 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,920 place. Yeah, it really yeah, they cuz 281 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:48,240 they use a millstone and I've and it was it was a really good 282 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:54,320 blend, But I like I like AI like a scram, you know like a a 283 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,680 skillet. You know what I mean? 284 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,440 Skillets waffle. Houses really great breakfast 285 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,920 sandwiches too, I will say that. I can I can do a good breakfast 286 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,880 sandwich it it's hard. It's hard to find a good 287 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:09,200 breakfast sandwich because they don't often make it to order, or 288 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,480 they pull it out of a package and throw it in them. 289 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,880 And the waffles are always hot because I got to make them to 290 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,800 order. Yeah, you know who has a great 291 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,160 breakfast burrito? That I just found out this last 292 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,320 week. Oh, tell me. 293 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,760 Sonic. Chick-fil-A. 294 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:29,240 Really. Eggs, chicken, obviously bacon, 295 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,600 cheese, hash Browns, and then it comes with a jalapeno salsa. 296 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Is it like waffle colds? Yeah, no, they're like the hash 297 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,280 brown Browns. Like the toxin Todd ones a few. 298 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,200 A month ago, they're so good. The Tox. 299 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,760 I I had, I, I ordered 2 and I was like, well, if I don't want 300 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,880 the first one, I'll just give it to somebody else. 301 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,320 I mean, where did it open? Where or when? 302 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,320 Where? Right across the street from 303 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,520 Hyvee. Yeah, it's between Hyvee and 304 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,320 Aldi's on that other corner. Yeah, I'll go there next time 305 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,440 I'm in town. Oh yeah. 306 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,440 We went there today, we went there today for dinner. 307 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,400 It we were in and out in like 15 minutes. 308 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,080 Yeah, they're fast like. Is it on the corner where the 309 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,960 mall used to be? Yeah, yes. 310 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,840 OK. I'll tell you honestly, I 311 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,920 haven't found anybody that does a better breakfast burrito yet 312 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:21,040 than Casey's If, and I say if you get the right person, that 313 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:25,120 makes it because there's times where you get a little bit of 314 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,440 because they use queso now instead of gravy. 315 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,400 And I used to like the gravy a lot more, but I've gotten used 316 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,520 to the queso. But I like a good. 317 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,760 Breakfast. So you know of those Sausage 318 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,640 Mcmuffins for McDonald's? Yeah, you can. 319 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:42,360 There's a new thing at Speedway. It's called Speedway Cafe. 320 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,160 And you you order food fresh on like a monitor thing. 321 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,480 You like Subs and stuff. And for breakfast, you can order 322 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,640 those, except they're way bigger. 323 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,560 You can customize it to do a double Decker, you can add sauce 324 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,000 and whatever kind of cheese and however much of it you want. 325 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,440 Nice freaking good. Way better than McDonald's. 326 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,080 I've got this avocado. So Mcmuffin. 327 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,520 At home that I've just been putting on everything. 328 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,280 Avocado salsa. So good. 329 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:10,480 I got a spicy chicken deluxe from Chick-fil-A today for 330 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,800 dinner. Much of that on top of it. 331 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,960 Oh my gosh. Absolutely. 332 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,760 I don't know. I have not found a better 333 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:21,560 breakfast sandwich than sausage, egg and cheese Mcgriddle from 334 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:25,400 McDonald's. No, I will raise you the steak, 335 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,280 egg and cheese bagel from McDonald's. 336 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,080 I never got this. I never have. 337 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,160 Yeah, oh, so good. So, so good. 338 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,280 Blow it, yeah. The Mcgriddle was my favorite 339 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,360 and then I tried it on a whim and I was like Yep, Nope, gotta 340 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:40,880 have this every single time. Anyway, I'm not always like the 341 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,000 bagel. Sometimes ruin it ruins it for 342 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,080 me because it depends just there's. 343 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,960 So much more heavy in calories though. 344 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,360 I mean, if you want something to fill you, then yeah, that's 345 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,480 going to do it. But it's it's so many calories 346 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,000 in that look. At Danny's like look at my 347 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,280 belly. You think that I care? 348 00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:01,000 What's it so at Hardee's? I'm happy, I'm happy. 349 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:05,200 Well, so at at Hardee's, they last couple months they have 350 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,560 Maple, they've been doing Maple everything. 351 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,360 Well, they have Maple sausage biscuits, OK. 352 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,360 Talk dirty to me. It's just, it's just a Maple 353 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:17,280 biscuit and a piece of sausage. But then you order that and then 354 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,560 you you substitute stuff in or not substitute, but you add 355 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,360 stuff in. So like you had another sausage 356 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,360 Patty, you had a couple eggs, you had some cheese. 357 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:28,880 You know this an American. Hardee's gets just gets so 358 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,640 expensive. It does, but it's the high 359 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:34,480 quality, it's it's all. Any more expensive than any 360 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,720 place else honestly anymore. It's just out of the way for me. 361 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,880 That's. Is it like as expensive as 362 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,640 Culver's or would you say Culver's is? 363 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,160 Culver's is more. Culver's is way more, yeah. 364 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,240 It's down the street for me so, well, honestly, it's down the 365 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,040 street from you on. I mean, yeah, you're. 366 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,040 Involved still. On 15, they have good dessert 367 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:54,320 too at Hardee's. I don't eat out very often. 368 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,080 It's a pretty rare occurrence. Same. 369 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,760 Unless like somebody's in town or or something. 370 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,760 Fast food. I never eat fast food anymore. 371 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,520 Well, so the breakfast thing, I'll do the breakfast thing 372 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,120 because I go early in the morning to go take care of some 373 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:09,360 dogs and I'll go in my pajamas and I'm not getting out anywhere 374 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:13,920 in pajamas and I'm hungry and so Hardee's is like on the way. 375 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:17,880 So I just order an app, stop by, pick it up and say thank you, 376 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,480 Robert. I say you're welcome. 377 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,800 Have a wonderful day. I can't leave my house in 378 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,400 pajamas. I've gotta be dressed. 379 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:26,800 And even though I know for that, I think that's a good thing. 380 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,120 Even though I know, like I'm not getting out of my car. 381 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,440 Nope. Yeah, I gotta be. 382 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:36,000 I have those nice, like, slim sweatpants, the athletic ones, 383 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,000 but they're comfy. Yeah. 384 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,800 You can wear those out of the house. 385 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,000 Yeah. Yeah, I just, I feel wrong for 386 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,080 wearing them. I do. 387 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,480 Too. Those are like, you can wear 388 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,480 those out like to the gym or you know. 389 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,120 No, you ever going to the gym? That's different. 390 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,480 Yeah, that's different. Now I will say I have. 391 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,960 They look good enough. I have a full change of clothes. 392 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,160 Do you want a pair of jeggings? I would love a pair of jeggings. 393 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,840 What's wrong with you? Jorts. 394 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,240 Jorts as well. Jorts. 395 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,000 Jorts. Your mom sucked me through my 396 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,280 jorts. I'm sorry I I'm sorry I found 397 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:11,880 the wrong podcast. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 398 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,920 It's good enough for John Cena, but it's not good enough for me. 399 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,680 Yeah. Yeah, we're getting John Cena on 400 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:18,840 board. Who? 401 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,080 John Cena can wear jorts and I can't. 402 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,600 All right, so get ripped like John Cena. 403 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,680 Get ripped like John Cena. You can't see me. 404 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,920 We don't know, Office. What do you know of John Cena? 405 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,920 Cena if you've never seen him. You can't see him. 406 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,560 Actually, here we're talking, but now we can see him, now 407 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,240 he's. Jamaican. 408 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,680 He's Jamaican. Jamaican. 409 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,600 I always thought he was Asian. I always thought he was Asian. 410 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,240 Yep. John Cena. 411 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,120 I understand. That oh wow, I. 412 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,720 Understand. I thought he was Filipino. 413 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,880 Steering the conversation back to coffee, I want to say this I 414 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:53,240 found yes, this brand, well, that's not a brand, it's just a 415 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,280 generic Walmart brand The. Costa Rican right here. 416 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:59,080 The great that, whatever. It's not great value, but it's 417 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,440 like their new great value. Greater value. 418 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,480 It's the. Greatest value. 419 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:10,560 But it's smoked vanilla okay and it is so freaking good. 420 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,320 Talking dirty to me. Yeah, I'm done with that. 421 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,680 It's a nice medium roast, so it's not too overpowering and 422 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:20,280 that that vanilla flavor comes in nice and soft, followed by 423 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,120 that nice smokiness. Oh, it's just, it's perfect. 424 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:27,080 Mr. I'll tell you what back what circles. 425 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,640 Oh, is it better goods? Yes. 426 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:30,800 Better goods? What? 427 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,960 Yeah, it's it's 6 bucks. Oh, I get what you're. 428 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,560 Saying your camera. Yeah, Kidney, I'm gonna get some 429 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,760 of that. It's it's pretty good I like it. 430 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:43,680 I would recommend it, Smokey. You might have to rest RX split. 431 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,680 I might have to, yeah. I'm going to grab it. 432 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,880 Chocolate hazelnut caramel mocha. 433 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,560 So if you if you want, well, he's left now, but if he wants 434 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,440 at any time he could bring his coffee over and I could smoke it 435 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,120 for him in the morning. Smoke me? 436 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,200 Yeah, I'll. Smoke you too Shoot. 437 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,040 That sounds like a threat it. Kind of does, yeah. 438 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,240 Not if you do it the way I do it. 439 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,120 Yeah, that's the kind I saw on the Internet. 440 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,720 Yeah, Better goods. Smoky vanilla. 441 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,800 How about now? Can you see me now? 442 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,040 No. Let me let me smell that smell 443 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,800 just smells like pretty good the inside of my butt hole. 444 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,480 It smells like my taint. Oh, that's what I do with my 445 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,480 camera. Never, never mind. 446 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,440 Forget it. I I use my webcams for 447 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,600 colonoscopies. Personal. 448 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:38,360 Here. Yeah, I do a coffee. 449 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:42,640 I'm trying to save money. I do coffee enemas tutorial 450 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,240 online so. It's supposed to be really good 451 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,880 for you. Should actually sure. 452 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,840 The coffee device last week. Don't drink the coffee. 453 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:51,680 Don't drink the coffee though after. 454 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,120 Yeah, no, make the. Same mistake. 455 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,040 Wait, wait. It's like kopi luwak. 456 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,800 No, no, don't bring that up again. 457 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:05,320 Yeah, I'm eating. Then again, I did say I get 458 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,480 myself a colonoscopy, so it's very. 459 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,640 Little coffee, Yeah. Danny, what is are you drinking? 460 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,880 0 Sugar Doctor Pepper with BlackBerry. 461 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,480 All the BlackBerry. Do you like the BlackBerry? 462 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,320 I love it, so great. One that Alex had, was it 463 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,960 BlackBerry? No, it was, it was, it was 464 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,880 BlackBerry. It was BlackBerry, that's right. 465 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,640 He said it. Was terrible, yeah, 'cause I 466 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,120 just, I just. It wasn't terrible, it's just 467 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,880 1000 different flavors mingled together. 468 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,080 Yeah, but that's Doctor Pepper by itself. 469 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,920 That's what I'm saying. I'm asking some other flavors, 470 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,080 the other 54 flavors. It's not like a. 471 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,720 Not ADP guy, it's. Just like I'm not either but 472 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,880 this like for some reason this one's got me hooked. 473 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,600 I don't like normal Doctor Pepper but this one I could do 474 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,160 it all day. Danny, by the way, I I broke and 475 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,400 I tried that Pepsi wild cherry and cream. 476 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,040 Amazing. It was actually very good. 477 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:56,960 It was. Good. 478 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,160 Well, where'd you find that at? Not Walmart. 479 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,160 Where it at? OK. 480 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,160 So the Walmart, I saw the I saw the BlackBerry. 481 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,280 You got a no but they got a 0 sugar one too and it's divine 482 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,960 because all I drink is 0 sugar soda pop all. 483 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,560 Right, like all. Right, Danny Cherry, what did 484 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,280 you say was divine last night while we were gaming? 485 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:18,480 What did I say was so? Out of that, Joey and I both now 486 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,080 have to try. Doughnut Cherry cake Doughnuts. 487 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:22,760 From Casey. Oh my. 488 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,960 Word. Let me look up a picture of 489 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,440 that. You said that we were like no, 490 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,960 no, no, no, no, wait a second. So good hold. 491 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,920 On. And they're cherry cake 492 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,240 doughnuts from Casey's. All their cake doughnuts were 493 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,080 really good. Oh man. 494 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,320 I'm looking up a picture so. Good. 495 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,000 Just not any of the ones from Quick Start. 496 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Oh. My gosh. 497 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,640 Quick start doughnuts. Those just really good. 498 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,520 They're simple. They're not. 499 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,840 They're not really that good. The one of the milk, what do 500 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,480 they call them? The. 501 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,360 I love. Are you talking like they're 502 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:58,360 sour cream doughnuts? Yeah, they're they're. 503 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,960 Cream cheese. Never had sour cream Donuts. 504 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,440 I don't like. Sour cream Donuts? 505 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,600 No, Sour cream Donuts are fantastic. 506 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,720 No, it's got nothing to do with sour cream. 507 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,800 I don't know why it's called that. 508 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,240 They make them. They make sour cream, but you 509 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,440 may not taste the sour. Cream. 510 00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,320 It's in the bathroom. Sour cream, yeah. 511 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,800 Sour cream Donuts should be moist. 512 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,600 They're quick starts. Doughnuts are dried out and 513 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:20,880 private. Sit on a shelf. 514 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,120 Get junk them in coffee. I would try. 515 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,160 But if you will. Try it. 516 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,520 You will, I would you. Will like it. 517 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,600 They're different. You will wake up surrounded by 518 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,760 by sour cream doughnuts. I'm gonna take one bite and it's 519 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,480 gonna be like that episode from SpongeBob where Squidward 520 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:40,680 finally tries our heavy Patty. Exactly, and they'll go right to 521 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,080 your thighs. Yeah, right to my thighs, yeah. 522 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,240 Yeah, and then you'll. Obviously that would be perfect. 523 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,960 We'll we'll call you a fat bottom cheddar. 524 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,320 Bottom heavy. Bottom heavy cheddar. 525 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,240 Our bottom. That pill. 526 00:25:56,360 --> 00:26:00,080 He's like a thick Gouda. Oh man, that reminds me, we got 527 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,200 a It was my anniversary this week so. 528 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,600 Oh well, congratulations. Thank you. 529 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,880 Thank you. Nine years what? 530 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,200 Ready. Yeah. 531 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,600 Same age as Fiona, Yeah. Yeah, OK. 532 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,680 Wow. Oh yeah, I guess it. 533 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,000 I was supposed to. Be the best man at his wedding. 534 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:19,160 But Fiona had to be born so. Yeah, yeah, I'm still, I'm still 535 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,880 miffed at her. But I'm I'm just kidding. 536 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:24,840 Still life. I'm going. 537 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,960 To be on my best friend's wedding. 538 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,400 But. Alexis. 539 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:36,480 Made this peanut butter green cheese cheesecake kind of stuff 540 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,280 with like chocolate ganache on it. 541 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,360 Oh yes. Really good it's how do you 542 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:43,920 spell ganache? GNANACHE. 543 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,400 Good ganache, are you serious? Yeah. 544 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,840 I'm going to figure out what I'm going to do for my anniversary 545 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,080 this year. Honey. 546 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,480 Yeah, same, Clyde. Danny. 547 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,120 Oh my bad, too serious for the podcast as on me. 548 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,000 Sorry bud. You know what you should do 549 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,480 though? You should treat yourself to a 550 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,040 new video game. It's. 551 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,840 Going to be, it's going to be yourself this year, so. 552 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,760 You deserve a treat for yourself. 553 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,920 You do. You can still celebrate it. 554 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,640 I think you should. I plan on taking it off work for 555 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,480 sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 556 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,720 Do it up, man. Heck yeah. 557 00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,440 Be happy. Get get that new Monster Hunter 558 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:22,400 game. I think by then, I think the new 559 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,120 Doom comes out that week actually. 560 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:26,200 There's a new Doom coming out. I didn't know there was a new 561 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:26,800 doom. Doom. 562 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,280 The Dark Ages. Yeah. 563 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,000 Oh. Yeah, you get a shield with a 564 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,480 chainsaw on it. As you should. 565 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,480 What other things can we strap on chainsaw too? 566 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,240 And you get like a Mace. You just beat the crap out of 567 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,680 demons. With it, we're going to put them 568 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,120 on. Real nice. 569 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,080 Which by the way, of taking off work, what are we? 570 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,800 Are we still planning to do that guy's trip? 571 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,920 I'd love to. I just yes. 572 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,280 Late April, right? That's that was the last thing 573 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,240 we said. Right, I'm cool. 574 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,320 I do need a specific date because it's coming up, but yes 575 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,720 my work tries to hang people who request off SO. 576 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:05,160 Well, it is March, so we got to nail that down. 577 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,960 Ring a Dean, Dean. We'll figure out something 578 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,680 because yeah, I've been looking. Forward to it, the past. 579 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,000 Two times that we talked about it, we'll figure out something. 580 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,200 I mean, after the recording, let's nail it down. 581 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,600 How about that? OK, Is that good enough for 582 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,400 everybody? Stop yelling at me. 583 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,760 I'm going to get that dessert. I'm going. 584 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,560 To keep yelling at you. I want to eat it. 585 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,160 I'll be back. Sure. 586 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,640 Whoa, whoa. Why didn't he just pull up his 587 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,720 pants like that? He he sits down with his pants 588 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,400 around his ankles. Oh, OK, yeah. 589 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,800 Just. And he just says just. 590 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,320 In case if he has to take a crap right then and there. 591 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,720 Oh. My goodness. 592 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,800 He's got the Gatorade bottles on his desk just in case. 593 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:51,040 Right. Wow, I found out there's a town 594 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,480 called Charlottesville and I'm like Dang, they never crapped 595 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,960 their pants over there. They don't. 596 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,960 They don't, they don't do anything over there. 597 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,240 This is what? Exactly what I said verbatim. 598 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,560 It is said that no one has ever shot themselves in this town and 599 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,920 then flicks cigarette. Nice cigarette. 600 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,960 Whoa, getting a little R rated over here that seems. 601 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,360 Pornographic. Flips up his shirt as he's 602 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,600 sitting down accidentally. You like that? 603 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,080 Yeah, we saw you. I. 604 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,960 Didn't see anything. Too, I didn't see nothing looks 605 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,120 at. Dimple now, Yeah. 606 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,360 Anyone tell me someone screenshot of that You're? 607 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,440 Going to have to see. You have to show us Chubby 00. 608 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,040 Is that the cheesecake? I'm jealous. 609 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,000 Again, I can't see anything. It says your camera's turned 610 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,560 off, Joe. Him too, so it's not just me. 611 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,480 Nothing. You and Joe, it says your 612 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,800 cameras are turned off. Does it say mine's turned off? 613 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,600 Everybody else. Yeah. 614 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,760 You're eating it with a spoon. There's no forks. 615 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,000 So you might as well just eat it with your hands. 616 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,600 What are you helpless? My wife going around. 617 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,200 To clean the I'm doing a podcast. 618 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,840 Wow, just grab a. Spoon. 619 00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:01,360 Hold your plate like a Taco and eat it like that. 620 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:05,600 No, just grab a fork out of the sink and go now it's good. 621 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,920 Yeah, yeah, I'm just. Eating it right out of here, 622 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,320 baby. I mean a a real man could just 623 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,480 eat it with his fingers but. Today I got. 624 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:17,320 A large chili cheese. I mean, I I ate my Jmar chicken 625 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,160 cheese. I ate my Jmar chicken with with 626 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,240 my fingers like they taught me to. 627 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,880 What if? Chicken. 628 00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,200 Yeah, what if I put mayonnaise on this? 629 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,320 Hey. Oh my goodness, I would smack 630 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,520 you silly. Oh, wait, are we wearing? 631 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,720 Are we wearing watches? We're wearing watches. 632 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:38,120 Hold on, I gotta watch. Hey, I don't wear watches. 633 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,920 I don't like things either. I don't like ice on my wrist. 634 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,520 It just pulls on my arms hair and I don't like it. 635 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,680 That is the thing. You can get a different kind of 636 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,400 band that doesn't do that. I always, yeah, I always wear a 637 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,840 watch and I always wear my magnetic bracelet. 638 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:52,840 Why? See. 639 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,440 Balance and be. Magnetized. 640 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,400 Magneto. Yeah, so he doesn't fly away 641 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,480 into the atmosphere. Duh. 642 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,280 Oh, it makes sense so. Weird, that's what happens. 643 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,560 They help with blood flow and balance. 644 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,800 They actually up your balance kind of help circulation and 645 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,720 everything. Oh, that makes sense. 646 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,920 That's a lot. Magneto does have the best 647 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,240 circulation of all the mutants. I mean, yeah, really good 648 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,480 cardio. I just it's. 649 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:21,320 Actually, the only technical mutant that does not have an 650 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:25,360 anti aging, the only a mutant that stays relatively young 651 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:30,880 without having an anti aging factor 2 is mutant gene because 652 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,640 of the magnetism. And that's because of the 653 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:37,400 concentration camps. Yeah, or they go and study real 654 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,120 hard. Yeah, yeah, they just go in 655 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:40,840 there. And trade a. 656 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,600 Lot they just go. They stay, they say. 657 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,080 They put allusions all day. And they only put the mustard 658 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,400 concentrate on their hot dogs. Can't you tell I'm 659 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,160 concentrating? My word? 660 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,880 You want to leave me alone? Breads I'm trying to 661 00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,520 concentrate. It's the pizza out of the oven 662 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,280 yet? What's why is the oven smoking? 663 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,800 What's on this ash in here? Tambourine. 664 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,920 Pork smell when it's supposed to eat pork. 665 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,600 She puts people in there, I said. 666 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,840 How could you have possibly confused the two? 667 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,080 Where's all the campus at? Where's they go? 668 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,600 We have to put up the fences in the barbed wire to keep them 669 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,360 from leaving. You did what? 670 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,680 How's they end up in the fuck in the oven? 671 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,240 Who killed them? Who killed them? 672 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,080 Why did you do? This he was my. 673 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:44,280 Favorite lawyer? Oh, that's terrible. 674 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,200 Jamie cut that. Cut that. 675 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,760 Yeah, Jamie, don't leave that in there. 676 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,160 We love the Jews. I'm. 677 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,240 You have to clarify. I'm one of them. 678 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,920 I'm Jewish. Alex and I are brother, Joey and 679 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,680 I are one of them. We are one wait. 680 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,760 You guys are together, one of them. 681 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:06,680 Yeah, we got married. Oh, I thought you were saying 682 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,280 that you guys were two in the womb and Joey took all the all 683 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,200 the tall jeans. All the tall jeans. 684 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,320 Yeah, and he took all. He took all the, he took all the 685 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,440 stuff below the belt. You're telling me? 686 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,440 No, literally we fought night and I kicked him below the belt. 687 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,480 Yeah, I'm the one with the tuna can. 688 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,040 I'm out here with a tic. Tac. 689 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,600 What the heck? Sick. 690 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,320 I like the orange ones. Orange ones are underrated. 691 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,560 You they're. Underrated. 692 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,880 Your bread. Yeah, those are like all. 693 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,120 This is candy. Even argue the only good one. 694 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,720 Like there are much better peppermints out there. 695 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,520 This is just candy. It's not one of them. 696 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,000 Well, fresh they've tried. And here's the thing with Tic 697 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,440 Tac. They've tried every other 698 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,960 flavor. None of them are good. 699 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,840 Orange is the only good one. Who even gets tic tacs anywhere 700 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:00,800 honestly. Nobody. 701 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:01,880 Old. People. 702 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,720 They're like, we got the rainbow mix now. 703 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,080 We got all these different flavors. 704 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,120 It's like just. Keep them orange. 705 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:10,159 Well, they get their Werther's Originals, which are the most 706 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,639 fantastic. Old people and Danny and 707 00:34:12,639 --> 00:34:15,239 Cheddar, obviously. What's wrong with? 708 00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,920 Werther's actually nothing. No, just for old people. 709 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,360 Like some Betta honey, you guys. Oh my gosh, I actually. 710 00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:25,440 Is just. It's so good. 711 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,080 We actually have bitter money where there is an elite in our 712 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,080 fat kids. Yes. 713 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,360 I have. Someone says if someone says 714 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,360 good and plenty I'm going to lose my mind. 715 00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:36,080 No I don't. I love good and plenty. 716 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,280 No, I'm good. The good is better than the 717 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,960 plenty. I want y'all to know that. 718 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,199 Hence good and plenty. Why is everyone leaving? 719 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,560 I have a liquor just bad and now and later in a lot. 720 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,880 I love liquor. I wasn't a big. 721 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,760 Fan of them? What is it? 722 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,400 Yeah, an hour later. Yeah, it's a, it's a knockoff 723 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,719 starburst there. I like red wine more than 724 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,960 Twizzlers. It just takes you longer to eat 725 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,080 it. Yeah. 726 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,760 You got to eat it now, and then you can save something at you 727 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,320 later. Because it's still in your 728 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,120 mouth. Six hours. 729 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:10,360 Alexis Alexis is obsessed with Red Vines more than Twizzlers 730 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,320 and it's just an incorrect opinion. 731 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,480 I couldn't care. That's a good opinion of you. 732 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,600 That's a good opinion. That's really wrong. 733 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,760 You're finding one of those. Both of them suck in one 734 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:22,040 opinion, yeah. It's like Flat Earth. 735 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,080 Yeah. If I'm going to eat licorice I'm 736 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,320 going to get one of those awesome mom and pop like brown 737 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,160 bags flavored licorices. I like the black ones too. 738 00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:33,520 And weird. What's a brown bag Flavored 739 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:37,040 licorice, Yeah. Yeah. 740 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,320 It's flavored like. Brown bag like no no, you're 741 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,440 drinking. Alcohol. 742 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,000 It tastes like the brown bag. Yeah. 743 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,880 It's the ones you find at like like farming stores. 744 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,000 They sell old fashioned style licorice. 745 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,920 Yeah, yeah, all the flavors are fine. 746 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,360 They're all good. This is. 747 00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:00,280 Watermelon and apple, red, black, cool, it's all good. 748 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,360 I did have some black licorice one time that I actually liked. 749 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:08,280 It was a, it was a German licorice and it was salted and 750 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,280 it was actually. Black licorice. 751 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,640 Yeah, I actually liked it. I normally do not really care 752 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,960 for black licorice. I'll pay you 100 friends. 753 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,360 You shoot this man right now. I like my vodka licorice. 754 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,200 I posted an art the actual best licorice. 755 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:27,320 It's thick, it's chewy, and it's got delicious flavor. 756 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,120 Yep. Yeah, Willy Wallaby. 757 00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:30,280 The Wallaby. The Wallaby. 758 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,840 Wallaby. Yeah, that's the one. 759 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,400 It's. Good, stupid good. 760 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,760 I tried all the other flavors they're. 761 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:39,840 Pretty good watermelon. Oh boy. 762 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,160 Not Derek approved. That's. 763 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,720 Good. Honestly though, you. 764 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,640 Just can. I'll sit down with anybody from 765 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:51,840 the nursing home and they just give me where there's originals 766 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,200 all day and I'll just sit there and I'll just talk and talk, 767 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,040 yeah. Yeah, here's what I don't get 768 00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,520 Sugar free original. They'll just make you poop. 769 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:06,080 I understand those caramel is sugar, that it's caramelized 770 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,720 sugar, yes. What's sugar free caramel? 771 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,720 Does anybody? Know bunch of chemicals? 772 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,480 I like raw onions. They're just caramel, so it's 773 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:20,560 caramelized. It's just a bag of wet. 774 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,400 I can. Get caramelized onions. 775 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:27,680 Wet. I don't like, I don't like any 776 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,360 of those words. You don't want. 777 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,920 Like any of that? A sloppy wet bag of. 778 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:36,600 Onions and they're. Cold. 779 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,160 They're cold. They're not warm. 780 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,000 Wait, this is free were the original. 781 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:46,800 Slimy to make oysters look tame and how they slide down your 782 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,520 throat make. It. 783 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,560 Stop. Can you imagine the sound that 784 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,200 would make if you brought home a bag and you slapped it down on 785 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,320 the counter? All of them are just clumped 786 00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,480 together. And then you see you see an old 787 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:03,120 grandma without any dentures in and she's grabbing a fistful of 788 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:09,720 milk. Nursing home already smelled 789 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,880 like somebody took a dump and rotisserie it. 790 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:16,400 Now it's going to smell like wet onions on top of it. 791 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,960 Oh man. Oh man, you got to keep onions 792 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,640 away from Lenny. Is he onion fiend? 793 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:26,680 Oh he he gets fancy. So he's I was going to say, he 794 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,320 smells. Like a nursing home. 795 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,360 Does he love onions? Because I've seen some people 796 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,680 take them and eat them like an apple. 797 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,760 I so I like onions. I don't, I don't like them like 798 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:40,000 that, but I I will eat like I'll eat raw onion no problem. 799 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,800 I like a white onion way better. Than I like onion haystacks you 800 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:48,480 know what those are Oh yeah, absolutely Oh yeah nice and I'll 801 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,120 I'll. Destroy some of that, yeah. 802 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,280 Deep fried. Yeah, what I do is I dice up the 803 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,440 the onions, like into really fine pieces. 804 00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,080 Sometimes they're a little bit longer, but that's OK. 805 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,920 And then I mix them up with marshmallow and then I make them 806 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,920 like Rice Krispies. Sir, you can. 807 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,520 You can find a bridge and. Just I feel attacked. 808 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,160 I feel like I feel like somebody's making fun of me. 809 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,400 I don't do that. I don't do that. 810 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,800 Now I want to try it do. That. 811 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,760 What I want I want to try. To see everyone. 812 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,480 I just wanted to see everyone's reaction. 813 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,600 I just have a song. I'm going to come back next week 814 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,160 guys, you've. Got to try that. 815 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,600 So it was Joey talking to get out. 816 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,880 Bridge and. Then Danny told me to kill 817 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:37,000 myself. So jump off a bridge. 818 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,800 It could have been a really short bridge. 819 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:41,560 That's true. I'm only 5 seven. 820 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,960 Every bridge is tall. You'll. 821 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,280 Be fine. There's water. 822 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:47,840 Yeah. Oh. 823 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:51,200 Oh, that sounds fun then. What are you eating that we're 824 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,680 killing you over though? Onions and marshmallows. 825 00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,200 Onions and marshmallow. Like cooked onion in marshmallow 826 00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,640 or. Yeah, like rice it. 827 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,080 Doesn't matter. What does it matter? 828 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,000 Yeah, take your. Take your Gordon. 829 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:11,520 Rams we approved next clad. 1. Skillet I will, and you throw. 830 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,960 In your onions and you throw in your marshmallow fluff and you 831 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,040 just cook it all up. Throw in a little bit of olive 832 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:22,120 oil. And you put and you put it in 833 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,880 bread and eat it like a sandwich or like no. 834 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,320 You just grab it out of the skillet and you just eat it. 835 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,400 Yeah, that would. I mean, I thought I thought 836 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,600 Pickles Wheat cream would be gross and it's not. 837 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,280 Yeah, it is. It's not. 838 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,120 It is. It's not. 839 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,560 It's not. Yeah, it is. 840 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,400 I have fried. Pickles and whipped cream. 841 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,920 I have tried Pickles and whipped cream. 842 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,680 I did not like it. I've tried it. 843 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,440 Ninja OK it's not bad, but I don't go pursuing it. 844 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:52,040 No, I no if somebody said like. If you wouldn't. 845 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,680 Eat this, Pickles, whipped cream, or I'm going to blow your 846 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,760 head off. It'd be like, can I have two or 847 00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,480 three of them? No, I'm, I'm good. 848 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,000 Go ahead. Just do it, Yeah. 849 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:05,800 I'm ready. Wait, no, I'm good, man. 850 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,480 I'm good. The guy with the gun says, you 851 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,240 know, there's a lot of people that love you right, man? 852 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:13,280 And. He's just like, yeah, that's 853 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,240 right. You know that I'm good. 854 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,520 You know what? I'm not going to say? 855 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,320 No. No, you're not. 856 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,720 I'm not going to shoot you. That's stupid. 857 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:20,480 Why would I even say? That you offered. 858 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,880 No, no, I can't. No, no. 859 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,160 Because there's so many people that love you and I know it. 860 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,400 You look like somebody that loves a lot of people that love 861 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:35,360 you. No. 862 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,320 Man, I just haven't killed anybody before. 863 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,680 OK? OK, Sorry. 864 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,040 I thought I was bigger than this but I I'm not. 865 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,600 Help you? I'm trying no. 866 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,840 That's not help. I'm helping you, no. 867 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:57,480 Help me help you. Just give me your finger. 868 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,200 I'll do it for you. No, you know what? 869 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,240 That's it. I'm doing it to myself. 870 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:10,560 I'm still shooting myself after this all. 871 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:11,800 Right. Well. 872 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,960 There's so anyway, Pickles and whipped cream doesn't. 873 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,280 Sound So Joey and I were talking yesterday. 874 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:21,200 Alex too. He was there about westerns, 875 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,720 about good westerns for Joe Watch. 876 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,080 I started watching the documentary. 877 00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,160 Did you good? The Wyattr. 878 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,160 How much? Inter Cellar. 879 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:35,560 I I told him. I told him to watch Tombstone 880 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,800 because that that's just a classic, right? 881 00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,920 I cooked up a tombstone pizza. Yeah, what are the 882 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:45,560 recommendations? Open range, Kevin Costner, so 883 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,040 good it I will say this about it. 884 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,600 It seems like it's a very long movie. 885 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,720 It's about two hours and 45 minutes. 886 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:57,760 It seems like it should be a slow burn, but it flies by and 887 00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,840 you have one of the greatest shootout scenes. 888 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,680 Not better than Tombstone. One of the greatest shootout 889 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:08,880 scenes in all of western cinema. That's so crazy. 890 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,400 The Magnificent 7. Yep, magnificent. 7's a good 891 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,240 one. The old one and the new one. 892 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,320 Both of them are good. The Rifleman. 893 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,960 Rifleman's good. Brokeback Mountain. 894 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,880 Brokeback Mountain, you've got to watch. 895 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,640 Before you do the season, they said. 896 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,000 Something about a shootout in that one. 897 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,040 So I watched it and you know, I was disappointed because that's 898 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,520 not what they meant. I want to be able to. 899 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,520 I want to be able to walk up to one of the characters and be 900 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:40,760 like, I can't quit you hard. I tried. 901 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,240 Chronological order. You have to play it. 902 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:47,960 You have to watch Broke Back Mountain, Magnificent 7, and 903 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,840 then you have to play the first two chapters of Red Dead 904 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:53,520 Redemption 2, and then from there it's just straightforward. 905 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,120 Yeah, then you just watch the movie Burlesque. 906 00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,160 Right. Q Get away from me, Landlubber. 907 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,400 Modern day Western. Interstellar. 908 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,000 I'm going to watch pirate movies. 909 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,200 Pacific, another really good. Pacific Rim, yeah. 910 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:15,080 Another really good modern day kind of western feel is No 911 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,280 Country for Old Men classic. Oh yeah. 912 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,560 So good 310 to Yuma is a good one. 913 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,720 Practically, it is. 310 to Yuma is a good one. 914 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:29,160 The beekeeper. Oh yeah, Really, Joe, if you 915 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,920 want to get a good handle on like the Western theme, American 916 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,560 Dad, no, you're really going to want to just go for Expendables 917 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,480 3. Yeah, honestly. 918 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,760 We're making. Jokes and you'll and you'll 919 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,800 learn that you always take coffee with you everywhere you 920 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,560 go, because that way you can have it in the morning. 921 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,640 And that Ronda Rousey's always right. 922 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,800 No, yes. And that she will succumb to 923 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,840 Antonio Banderas's charm at some point. 924 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,840 It'll happen. That didn't happen in that 925 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,120 movie, but in four. As will all of us. 926 00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,160 There's. Gonna be a theme probably. 927 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,680 Twice I'll be your huckleberry. Yeah, I'll. 928 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,920 Be your huckleberry. All right, And then you have to 929 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,880 put in 600 hours of Mccree on Overwatch. 930 00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:16,920 Oh yeah, that's a minimum. You can just hear all the voice 931 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:17,840 lines. That's all I need. 932 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:21,040 That's all I need. You need to play the game. 933 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,920 I wouldn't be alive by the time we start the season. 934 00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:30,240 Overwatch is so garbage. Yeah. 935 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:36,720 It's really funny how Marvel rivals had a like millions of 936 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:40,520 people concurrent players and then like Overwatch only had 937 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:45,960 like 11,000 if that. The new Overwatch man, it got 938 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,480 stomped. Yeah. 939 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,760 And then they came out with a new update. 940 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,280 It spiked to like 40,000 players. 941 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,520 So people like it went back and then like two weeks after it was 942 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,960 back down to like 18,000, No. Kidding. 943 00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,200 Wow. So. 944 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,360 They all had a following and 1/2 for a long time, yeah. 945 00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,680 When they. The first one anyway. 946 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,440 They messed up because then they said, oh, we're going to release 947 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,120 the second one, but the first one doesn't exist anymore. 948 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,280 You second one is the 1st. I think they're the major 949 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:16,840 downfall was they promised so much like content and then they 950 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,120 just they just cancelled it. They just did a rescan update 951 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,000 for Overwatch. Essentially, yeah. 952 00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,720 Wow. If you want the skins that you 953 00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:28,440 could have earned loop boxes and had a chance to get, well now 954 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,200 you just give us money. Yeah, now you just pay like 20 955 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,400 bucks per SO. It was just about the money. 956 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,240 The money. I know it's the same game 957 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:38,960 because I have the the trophies that I unlocked in Overwatch. 958 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,720 And the same Overwatch they had. It's an update, Yeah, that's all 959 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:44,040 it is. That's wrong. 960 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:45,560 They. That's like that's. 961 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,760 Like a catfish to everybody. It's like Windows saying after 962 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,200 Windows 10, we're no longer going to have other, you know, 963 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,400 versions of Windows. It's just going to be updates. 964 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,520 And then like a year or two later, it's like, oh, hey, 965 00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,760 here's Windows 11, download it now. 966 00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,680 That sounds exactly like what happened. 967 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,480 Yeah. Scary. 968 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,000 I like Windows 10 more. Stupid. 969 00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,120 You're muted, Alex. I'm sorry, I have a computer 970 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,800 that is only 5 years old. Pretty old for a computer but 971 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,520 should still run. Runs on Windows 10. 972 00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:18,040 It will not update to Windows 11. 973 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,960 It won't. They say it doesn't have the 974 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,720 hardware and it's a gaming computer. 975 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:25,000 Like not a top line gaming computer, but that's weird 976 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,960 gaming stuff. Middle middle ground gaming from 977 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,000 five years ago. It still has enough hardware to 978 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,280 run Windows 11. Unless we're. 979 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,680 My PC is 4 years old and I have Windows 11. 980 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:39,120 I had it run right through though. 981 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,880 I want to have a little question. 982 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,360 I got sick and tired of having them like beg me to switch to, 983 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,440 you know, upgrade to Windows 11. So I was like, fine, dude. 984 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,200 Just relented. Jeez. 985 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,080 You just went to Linux, right? The ugly girl out of that. 986 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,280 Probably should, right? Well, it's kind of, it's kind of 987 00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:59,320 more like really screwing it more like Lenny, you know, he 988 00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:03,440 just keeps coming every day and he's like, hey, you know, hey, 989 00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:06,840 you wanna I'm like no, stop. You sure? 990 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,120 Sure, sure. Fine, fine. 991 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:13,360 Just do it. I'm I'm running on Windows 97 992 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,200 right now so. Windows 90. 993 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:19,040 Seven, I don't have any. XXP all the way. 994 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,320 XP is the best. One ever. 995 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,520 So I'm a Vista guy. It's fine with me. 996 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,240 I did like Vista. Vista was slow in a lot of ways 997 00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:29,480 though. A lot of ways with. 998 00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:37,720 People like me. Yeah, my retarded day I. 999 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,920 Remember. I remember when computers were 1000 00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,240 people who did mathematical equation. 1001 00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,920 That's right. Sorry everybody, I'm from the 1002 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,040 80s. None of this stuff applies. 1003 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,080 To me, Yeah, Alex, or makes sense to me. 1004 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,480 Mathematics, right? You mean the black people, 1005 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,320 right? Oh. 1006 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:58,840 Geez, wait a minute. And boy howdy did they make the 1007 00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,960 space program happen and I'm proud of them. 1008 00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,440 Clap for all them black ladies who? 1009 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,680 Did. Yeah, but then they go in a 1010 00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,080 separate bathroom is a mile and a half away. 1011 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:12,040 Until Kevin Costner himself broke down those barriers. 1012 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,600 Yeah, reach over to get a drink for two seconds and you guys 1013 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:20,600 talking about I'm saying barriers were I couldn't see 1014 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,840 you. For five seconds, I had to talk. 1015 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,840 Oh, you're a guy? You should. 1016 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,280 Because I said the other hard R word low. 1017 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,800 Chart, Yeah. Oh, also literally like reggae, 1018 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,760 those they were the heroes of the space program, so. 1019 00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:37,720 Kevin Koster was. He was a secondary hero for. 1020 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,760 Who's the guy from from Big Bang Theory what I'm talking about? 1021 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,680 Kevin Bacon. Are you talking about Jim 1022 00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,680 Parsons? Chicken bacon, whatever the 1023 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,960 game. Big Big Bang Theory. 1024 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,400 Oh yeah. Hey, imagine. 1025 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,040 Imagine. Wait. 1026 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:55,320 Wait, imagine if Kevin Bacon lived on a ranch. 1027 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:59,360 But he was, he was a coward. He'd be Chicken bacon Ranch. 1028 00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,400 Or his ranch would be Chicken Bacon Ranch. 1029 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:11,480 There we go. Made Derek leave. 1030 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,880 That's it. No Chasm Inferno tonight, guys.