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The Main Menu podcast presents 
Z&D under the table. 

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I had a spring foot over 
Christmas. 

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I was fine spring foot. 
Yeah, and that happened. 

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Let me guess, Ice? 
No, you're not going to guess 

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it. 
I probably won't know. 

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If it's not ice, then I. 
Probably so. 

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My foot cramped so hard 
Wednesday night it sprained like

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the top tendon in my foot. 
Wow, I would not think that 

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would happen is why you were 
sleeping. 

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No, I was literally just sitting
here. 

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I was gaming. 
I was playing Monster 100 miles 

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with my friend and. 
All the sudden you just hear. 

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Like it was like, yeah, pretty 
much. 

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I'm. 
Cramping. 

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So I get up to walk for a little
bit and the pain never subsides.

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But like the cramping feel, you 
know what I'm talking about. 

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The cramping feeling does. 
So I'm like, yeah, it must be. 

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It's probably just lingering. 
So I went to sleep, woke up, I 

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could not put any pressure on my
foot. 

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I was like OW throughout the and
it was Christmas Day so I was 

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walking around a lot and cooking
food for everyone and playing 

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DND and stuff like that and 
then. 

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DND on Christmas. 
Yeah, because I already did all 

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my Christmas stuff Christmas 
Eve, and there was nothing 

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going. 
I had nothing going on anyway. 

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I'll just hang on a friend. 
Yeah, pretty much went to bed. 

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I was like, OK, it's starting to
feel a little bit better maybe 

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because I was on my feet all day
and I'm like, and it's like 

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starting to like wear, you know,
all that cool. 

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Woke up the next morning because
I was supposed to go to work 

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yesterday and the pain was so 
bad that I couldn't even walk 

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down the stairs or leaving like 
hobble down the stairs. 

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I had to do like what kids do 
and I had to put my butt on the 

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stairs and then slide down. 
That's how bad it was and I and 

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I went to the most. 
Efficient way. 

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Yeah, and I and I went to the to
the hospital to get it all 

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checked out. 
They were checking me for gout 

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because they're like, oh, it 
sounds like gout. 

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But I told them it's not 
localized in my joint. 

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It's like all the top of my foot
that hurts and like it could be 

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work, it could be gout. 
I'm like OK. 

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It's not gout. 
I'm like you don't get gout 

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until you're like 40. 
That's what I hear, yeah. 

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I don't even know actually what 
it is. 

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It's like it's like a build up 
in like joints in your foot, 

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like where your toes connect to 
your like actual foot bone. 

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They like a whole bunch of like 
sediment builds. 

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Is essentially what it is. 
That sounds fishy. 

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And then they they checked my 
blood and they're like, yeah, 

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we're gonna we're your levels 
are too low for it to be gout, 

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but I, we. 
Still think it's gout? 

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We still think it's gout and I 
was like, OK, what's your next 

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best gigs? 
You probably just sprained your 

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foot and I'm like, OK, I'll just
go with that. 

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Geez, so they gave you something
for it then? 

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They gave me like a shot of anti
inflammatories in my butt and I 

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was like, OK, can I just be in 
my arm? 

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Because that's usually when I 
get a shot of Toradol, it's in 

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my arm and they're like, no, 
it's 2 millimetres. 

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And I'm like, Oh yeah, 22 
millilitres, sorry, not 

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millimetres. 
So the, the gauge of the knife 

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or the not the knife, the needle
was pretty longer. 

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So they had to, they had to put 
it in my hip and I was like, OK,

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that was fine. 
I'm not scared of needles. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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If as long as I don't look at 
it, then I I usually. 

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Don't. 
Oh no, I look at it and I'm 

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like, huh, cool. 
I don't do. 

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That I was told never to look. 
It helps. 

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Oh, I I look and I'm just, I'm 
just fine with needles. 

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Like needles don't scare me. 
If I were to see a giant, you 

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know, thing when my wife was 
giving birth, they have a guy 

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come in, you know, while she's 
in pain and he's all super 

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chill, you know, cuz he's the 
anesthesiologist. 

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So gives a giant needle in the 
base of her spine for the 

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epidural. 
So I couldn't see that. 

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That needle was gigantic. 
Yeah, the probably the longest 

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needle I've ever had enter my 
body was when I went to go get 

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plasma penis. 
Yeah, Penis Lenny. 

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Lenny's proboscis penis. 
Yeah. 

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Proboscis. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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It just enters you and you don't
really know. 

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Yeah so with me buying this new 
phone I have encountered a new 

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now I want to say pet peeve but 
I really dislike this. 

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Let's hear it. 
The daily limits on your bank 

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account, because I tried putting
what I wanted to put $1000 down 

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on this phone and then you know,
all the other charges. 

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It was about 12. 
It was it was over $1200. 

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That's fine. 
I expected this. 

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I went into this store if. 
You're not going to finance. 

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Right. 
I wanted to pay for this phone. 

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I wanted to buy it. 
So I, you know, it's $1200, a 

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$1000 down. 
I still have like $300 to pay on

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the phone. 
That's fine. 

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Sure. 
I want and I wanted this to 

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happen this way, but we I go to 
pay and this lady already like 

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transferred my phone number and 
everything over to my new phone.

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So it's ready and it's ready to 
be act, it's active the same. 

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Carrier. 
Or did you switch carriers? 

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No, I switched carriers because 
US Cellular is emerging with 

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T-Mobile and if I wanted to get 
a new phone through them I would

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have to make AT mobile account 
and the closest T-Mobile store 

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is an hour and a half away so. 
Yeah, that's painless. 

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Verizon was Verizon was 
literally like half a a block 

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away. 
So I was like, I'm going to go 

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there. 
Yeah, they're a little more 

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expensive, but yeah, you know, 
they're the big boys. 

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Right. 
It was like my plan is only like

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$65 a month for unlimited data. 
It's not bad. 

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We'll see where it goes, right? 
They like to just, oh, it's 

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$120.00 now. 
They, they, they told me it's a 

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three-year price lock 
guaranteed. 

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So on those 3. 
Years after those three years, 

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$220 what? 
I'm by myself. 

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Your price is ascending to the 
heavens. 

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Pretty much but anyway, so I go 
to pay for this phone. 

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She got it like literally my my 
old phone. 

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I still have it right here. 
It is like a brick. 

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It is dead. 
It not dead, but it's it has no 

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service. 
I can't call anyone. 

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My new phone is activated, has 
like the SIM card activated 

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everything. 
I go to pay and my card declines

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and I'm like, oh, that's weird. 
I, I checked my account. 

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I have way more than enough 
money. 

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Yeah. 
And I'm like, OK, that's weird. 

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And then because I told them I 
was like, that's weird. 

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Even if I have like a daily I I 
called my bank last year when I 

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got my wisdom teeth removed to 
get rid of my daily limit and 

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they're like, OK and they did 
it. 

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My, my bank was closed when I 
was trying to like pay for it. 

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So I couldn't call them And they
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like customer service base. 
Yeah. 

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So I'm sitting there, I'm like, 
shoot, I, I, I have to pay for 

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this new phone and my other 
one's dead and I would have to 

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like do like a whole bunch of 
like calling around to like 

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deactivate and then reactivate 
my old phone. 

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But I don't have a. 
Phone your bank. 

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Put a daily limit on. 
Yeah, apparently they put a, 

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they put another daily limit on 
my thing and I was like, OK, 

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like they have a. 
Daily child's account or 

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something? 
No, I don't. 

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I don't. 
I'm. 

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Doing that, you can't use money.
I never heard of that. 

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I don't know if you have that. 
I, I am going to call them 

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Monday to verify that they took 
off my daily limit. 

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And if they come back and tell 
me that it's like a mandatory 

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thing, I'm going to switch 
banks. 

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I'm going to switch. 
I like that was dumb availa 

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bank. 
Availa Bank, Yeah, I hear all 

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the time. 
Go to credit union anyway. 

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I don't. 
Know if I, I, I might, I might, 

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but anyway, you know, it's $1200
and I'm like, oh, it like the 

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lady like called her boss to 
like see what, what she can do 

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and all that and like to like 
lower the price. 

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She could like that price was 
locked. 

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Like I it's either I walk out 
and I pay that $1200 or I don't 

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walk out with a phone. 
So that's so dumb. 

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Because of the way that it's 
like done is because I have to 

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like call the people, they have 
to deactivate the Verizon phone 

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and then I have to call T-Mobile
to reactivate my old phone. 

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Yeah, 'cause you just don't need
it in the meantime. 

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Right. 
And then I would. 

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Have to borrow money, no. 
No, no, no, no. 

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So what? 
Her boss was a genius and told 

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me to go to an ATM because ATMs 
have a different daily limit and

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I'm like I should not have a 
daily limit and to be in with 

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but I'll do it. 
So I went to Quickstar, I pulled

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like my limit was $500.00. 
So I pulled out five the $500 

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and I'm like this better work. 
Went back to went back to 

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Verizon, gave him the $500 that 
dropped the price down and then 

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I put my card in and it worked 
and I'm like, yes. 

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Goodness, that's so dumb though.
So I had to go through that, 

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yeah. 
So it's so dumb that I had to do

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that and I had to go through so 
many hoops just to do it. 

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Yeah, plus $500 from an ATM is 
all 20s usually. 

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Yeah, it was all 20s. 
I had I freaking hate $20 bills.

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I don't know why they're a 
thing. 

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It's the weirdest increment. 
Well, it's if I want hundreds, 

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just give me hundreds. 
Yeah, for real, it's better than

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30s. 
I'll take 30s. 

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And then everything in the ATM 
would have to be like in 

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increments of 30. 
I say we, I say we. 

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We institute $25.00 bills. 
Yeah. 

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You know, it's a whole less bill
for $100. 

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It's just. 
Yeah. 

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And it's, it's, I mean we've 
already got the quarter. 

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So why wouldn't we do that? 
We're getting rid of the penny. 

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Pennies are no longer a thing. 
Yeah, well, they're not being 

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minted. 
But what does that mean though? 

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What if you need a penny? 
I don't really understand. 

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How do they keep making pennies?
Why would they make things? 

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They rounded up. 
They'll rounded up or down to 

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the next. 
Circulating. 

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That makes a big difference in 
the whole money thing. 

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Yeah, you know, over the course 
of a lifetime it can. 

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Yeah. 
The The penny's just too 

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expensive to make it. 
It costs $0.02 to make every 

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penny. 
That's what they say, anyway. 

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Why they keep making them 
though? 

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They were, they were saying the 
same thing about nickels at one 

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point, like it would like, I 
think it was like 10 years ago 

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it was too expensive to make 
make nickels or something like 

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that. 
I might be. 

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Wrong. 
Where do they go? 

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They stay in circulation. 
Well, so people start to collect

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them even more than they already
do. 

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Yeah, there's some pennies out 
there really worth some money. 

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Yeah, the week back I've thrown.
Pennies in the garbage. 

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Before Oh my. 
I don't want these in my pocket.

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I'm not going to do anything 
with these trash. 

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I did that like once. 
I say, is it illegal? 

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Probably am IA bad boy. 
There've been a few I've thrown 

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away, you know, covered in 
substances and so forth. 

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I'm not cleaning that. 
Yeah, if there was a, if there 

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was a penny that was like 
covered in like that, like green

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rust or something like that, I 
just throw it. 

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Just throw it in some coke. 
Yeah, Coke. 

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Cola. 
For like, I didn't. 

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Eats away rust. 
Why are we drinking it? 

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Why are we drinking it? 
Or you just suck on it really 

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hard and then you take it out 
and then it's clean. 

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I might, I might as well just 
like put it in my butt and then 

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tighten my sphincter enough to 
like scrape it off. 

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Then you get a diamond out of 
it. 

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Then you get a diamond. 
Yeah. 

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Penny becomes thousands of 
dollars. 

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My my penny becomes in the shape
of my butt. 

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And then then the people on eBay
really bet on it. 

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It's like those machines that 
flatten the pennies. 

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Yeah, I was just on it. 
But it's just your chocolate 

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starfish. 
It's. 

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Just a penny bent in half. 
Like AV shape? 

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Yeah, from my cheeks. 
From my cheeks. 

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Yeah, you'll make a penny and do
a diamond. 

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My Christmas was good. 
I since we were talking about 

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injuries earlier, I, I think 
I've fractured my wrist few 

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weeks ago. 
Oh, a few weeks ago, it was like

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60 out one day randomly and I 
went to play pickleball outside 

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the last day of the year and it 
was a leaf and I was running up 

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to the net and the leaf caused 
there to be no friction. 

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So I fell back and caught 
myself. 

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And I think I fractured my wrist
because that was weeks ago and 

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it still hurts, but it was 
healing. 

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But then I saw a bug in my hand 
earlier and I was like, ah, I 

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shook it really hard. 
Like really hard. 

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And then I was like, ah, like. 
Probably sprained it, yeah, 

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because. 
If you if. 

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You fractured your wrist, you 
wouldn't be able to move it or 

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like close your hand. 
It might be like a hairline 

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fracture and I'm not even gonna 
go in because there's nothing 

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they can do for a hairline 
fracture anyway. 

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Or it might just be a sprain, 
but it was like a month or two 

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ago and it still hurts. 
So it's it seems pretty bad, but

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if I don't. 
Move I can. 

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Move it like laterally, you know
like this. 

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But if I do like weird, I don't 
know, it seems fine. 

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But then if I put pressure on it
then it hurts. 

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Yeah, you, you probably sprained
it pretty good. 

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Yeah, they can take a long time 
to heal. 

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It's just going to take my mind.
There's nothing that they can 

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give me or anything so I'm not 
even going to go in about it. 

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But but a stupid bug made it 
hurt again. 

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I feel like I progressed. 
Why, why? 

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Why wouldn't you just take your 
other hand? 

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My other hand, I don't know it 
was. 

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Available, it's just reflexes, 
muscle and then again, OK, 

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people don't think when the 
fight or flight instinct is 

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involved, so. 
I just saw it there. 

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Wow, what's going to kill me? 
Did it? 

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Did it bite you? 
No, I'm just getting old. 

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Yeah, I guess so. 
Just feeling it. 

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Mr. Master, once a once an age 
appropriate time to start 

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developing gout. 
And breasts. 

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And breasts. 
A little thing I've heard people

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like around the age of 40s, 
that's what you sound pretty 

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good. 
That's what I said. 40s. 

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Sorry, I went to the doctor's 
and I thought I had gout. 

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They thought you did, or you 
did. 

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They thought I did. 
I, I, I was skeptic about it. 

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I was like, the gout doesn't 
happen until you're like 40s. 

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It can happen sooner. 
I guess it could. 

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Well, I guess it's just an 
information of your joints. 

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Essentially it's a build up of 
sediment in your toe joints and 

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they checked my sediment levels 
and then what's like average? 

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It was like where they were 
supposed to be. 

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So on the questionnaire, it was 
like, what's your favorite 

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cookie? 
And since you said oatmeal 

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Raisin, they're like, Oh well, 
he probably has gout. 

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Yeah, Fatty. 
Somebody likes oatmeal Raisin. 

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Must have gout because he's old.
I mean, you know, Raisin is one 

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of the healthier cookies. 
If we're going to, you know, 

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brew, it's pretty good. 
And they're not. 

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They're not bad. 
I like them. 

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They're not bad. 
I do like them with some. 

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I do like cookie season. 
Agreed. 

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I do like them with some 
chocolate chips and what though 

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too. 
I don't know why we're doing the

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Raisin. 
Why are we doing that? 

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That's a fruit. 
Raisins are yummy. 

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Raisins are good. 
Raisins are great, but we're 

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talking cookie here. 
We're talk. 

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This is cookie science, you 
know. 

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Let's do cookie. 
Then are you against the idea of

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fruitcake then? 
Yeah. 

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I like me some fruit cake. 
I do I I also like fruit. 

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Vehemently tis the season and I 
hate it. 

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Don't do it. 
It's just don't do it. 

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You know, dried candied fruit 
and cake? 

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No, Pretty dense cake too. 
By the way, I got enough fruits.

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That is pretty family, yeah. 
So do I. 

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My wrist turns. 
My uncle's doing that. 

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Motion too much? 
My uncle's gay guys, he. 

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Can't, so. 
So is William. 

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Spoiler alert will. 
Will from yeah, Stranger Things,

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I was going to get into that, 
Yeah, because the whole thing. 

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Is 10 over the Internet all my 
soul? 

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Hours to film I. 
Don't like girls? 

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Two sessions of 12 hours to film
that, to reveal something we 

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already knew. 
Everybody already knew it. 

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I almost thought for a minute, I
almost thought for a minute that

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it was going to be something so 
much larger, you know? 

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And then it's just like, spoiler
alert. 

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I don't. 
I don't like girls. 

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Yeah. 
You know, I just, it feels like 

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Chad at that moment, OK. 
Already. 

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00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:17,079
Well, we're talking about saving
the world and you're talking 

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about liking penis. 
I don't care. 

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We don't. 
I mean, love you, love you big 

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guy, but right now it's not. 
Really, we don't care if you 

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it's great you prefer the 
burritos over tacos and I. 

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Don't like fruitcake? 
Like why are we talking about 

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this? 
And that's OK. 

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We like. 
Yeah, I found out Danny doesn't 

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like chili with beans in it, you
know? 

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00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,720
Why would you? 
I like chili with beans in it 

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too. 
Why wouldn't you? 

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I love beans anymore. 
Yeah, they make me do special 

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things. 
What does that mean? 

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It means it makes me like around
the room. 

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I And so I made, I made, I made 
my chili for Christmas for all 

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the guys for the DND. 
And I had something to do at 

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4:30. 
So I went and I did that and I 

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came back and all the chili was 
gone. 

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And I was like, OK. 
Cool. 

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Nice. 
Glad they enjoyed it. 

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Christmas chili. 
I made I made white chili and it

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didn't all go away. 
No. 

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I have a lot of a lot. 
Of chili. 

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That's OK, Good. 
I guess. 

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00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,160
So you don't like beans in your 
chili? 

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I'm not crazy about chili in 
general, you know? 

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I never had it without beans. 
It's kind of the only way to 

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have it, isn't it? 
It's bean soup. 

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00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,960
Well, I mean so like if you're 
gonna. 

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Not really. 
Put it on a hot dog or something

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00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,280
like that. 
It's it's honestly logistically 

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better without beans. 
On a hot dog, Yeah. 

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00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,960
Yeah, I guess so. 
Or a hamburger or whatever. 

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00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,840
You know, there's there's a. 
Lot I've seen. 

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00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,080
Yeah, I've made, I've made 
chili. 

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One more thing, a chili dog. 
I mean chili dog pizza before. 

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And it was. 
I thought it was really good. 

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00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,320
That doesn't sound good. 
That doesn't sound, doesn't 

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sound like something I would 
like. 

365
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Yeah, it might eat it, Yeah. 
And that's fine. 

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00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,760
How? 
To each their own. 

367
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,400
What? 
How? 

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00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,520
Yeah. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,400
How? 
How? 

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00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,080
Yeah. 
What's your profanity? 

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00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:21,280
How was your Christmas? 
It was, it was good. 

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00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:25,080
I had everybody here but Sam, 
and I guess he's supposed to be 

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here. 
Sam's far Monday. 

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00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:28,320
Oh, nice. 
What's up? 

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00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:32,400
Yeah, I know Sam lives far now, 
so that would complicate things.

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00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:38,320
Move moved away. 
But yeah, everybody was here and

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00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:43,360
Abby and Robert sold their house
and they're, I think they found 

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the one he found the one he 
likes anyway. 

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And so I don't know see what. 
Happens. 

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Where's that? 
At in Coalville, just just 

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outside of Dodge. 
Oh, and I, they're moving to 

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00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,320
Iowa. 
Yeah, they're already, they're 

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00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:57,120
getting out of, they're in. 
Where was that? 

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Missouri. 
Well, Illinois. 

385
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,480
Still southern Illinois. 
Real close to Missouri. 

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00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,880
I thought they were in Missouri 
this whole time. 

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00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,840
Just real close to Missouri. 
He like, he like, he works in 

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mostly in Saint Louis, so and 
most of Saint Louis is in I 

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00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,480
think some of Saint Louis is in 
Illinois. 

390
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,680
Why? 
Yeah, I didn't know that was on 

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the border. 
I don't know my geography. 

392
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,840
The border. 
The border is it I? 

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00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,400
Think it was. 
By yeah, I don't even know they 

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were border. 
States to be honest. 

395
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:30,640
Yeah, Yep, Yep, Yep, yeah. 
So they, they decided to to move

396
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,440
here and so they're in the 
process of that. 

397
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,560
We had a lot of fat kid food 
and. 

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00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:41,000
Oh wow, it it actually is. 
They're catching, they're 

399
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,000
catching I. 
Didn't realize I was that close 

400
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to Illinois when I went to Saint
Louis this year. 

401
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,440
Oh yeah, Yep, pops, skips and 
jumps it was. 

402
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,600
A really close, close drive for 
Alex. 

403
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,840
I knew that it was like an hour 
or two. 

404
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,760
Yeah, I went and I visited Alex.
Oh, really? 

405
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,920
While I was on. 
Yeah, we had Ethiopian food. 

406
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:03,920
It was really good. 
Oh, I could make a joke, but I'm

407
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,920
not gonna because it would be. 
Insensitive. 

408
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,240
They have more food in the 
restaurant than they do in that 

409
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:12,720
country, I mean. 
You know, no fault of The 

410
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,960
Ethiopians. 
Probably has something to do 

411
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:23,080
with the warlord. 
You know whatever 80s man, I 

412
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,040
remember seeing those 
commercials all the time. 

413
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,240
You know those kids with the 
distended bellies. 

414
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,160
Give us your money. 
It only cost $0.07 a day to feed

415
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this child. 
What, nobody here eating cents a

416
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,080
day? 
What do you mean that? 

417
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,640
Kid Dang stopping kids in 
Detroit, what are we doing about

418
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:46,040
them? 
Well, yeah, I mean, there's that

419
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,160
too. 
Give them $0.07 a day just 

420
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,200
eating pennies and nickel. 
That's where the pennies are 

421
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,440
going. 
That's where the billies are 

422
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,000
distended, right? 
They're not eating. 

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Eating the money. 
They're not supposed to eat the 

424
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:00,040
pennies. 
You're not supposed to spit that

425
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,760
out. 
I mean, you need copper in your 

426
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:06,280
body, you know, not that much. 
But iron's probably a little 

427
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,320
better. 
Nigeria's a big deal right now. 

428
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,560
Nigeria, they're they're, yeah, 
there's Muslim grips. 

429
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,040
Princess trying to take my 
money. 

430
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:17,040
Right. 
Well, they're, they're killing 

431
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,560
Christians like crazy. 
They're. 

432
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,000
Yeah. 
They'll go in and, and, and just

433
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,920
they'll disperse an entire city,
kill a few people. 

434
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,120
And and then like, I was 
listening to a guy, he said it's

435
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over there. 
And he said it's not like it is 

436
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,040
here in the States. 
If that happened here in the 

437
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,880
States, I mean, you could kind 
of go eat out of a dumpster if 

438
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,800
you had to. 
You know, I could. 

439
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,760
I could survive off of dumpster 
food. 

440
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,240
Yeah, I could. 
I've done it. 

441
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,920
You would just have to stay 
outside of like a. 

442
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,520
So Dunkin' Donuts throws away 
their Donuts. 

443
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,400
Yeah, there's Dunkin' Donuts, 
there's Casey's. 

444
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,760
Yep, I. 
Don't know OK gas station food 

445
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,160
it's. 
Casey's. 

446
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,040
What do you mean gas station? 
They cook their food. 

447
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,280
It's not. 
Yeah, but you know. 

448
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,040
At the end, you've never had 
Casey. 

449
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,360
Pizza. 
I thought you. 

450
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,560
I love Casey Pizza. 
Yeah, I love it. 

451
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,640
But you know, at the end of the 
day, it comes out of a gas 

452
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,640
station and a gas station. 
Don't. 

453
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,400
You can't look at it that way. 
Great. 

454
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,720
I will, it's fine for me. 
Not in a dumpster. 

455
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:16,800
I'm looking at it every way. 
So most of the most of the most 

456
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,200
of the time they put all of the 
food in its own bag by itself. 

457
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,280
What? 
And so there's no, you know, so 

458
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,560
and if they, you know, sometimes
they, you know, throw other 

459
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:28,200
stuff in there. 
But I was dumpster diving at 

460
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:32,080
Dunkin and found like like 150 
bucks or something like that. 

461
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:36,160
There's a bunch of cash and 
receipts and I was like, yeah, 

462
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,280
there's straight up cash. 
And I was like, oh, what am I 

463
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,520
supposed to do, take this bag? 
Nobody threw cash away. 

464
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,400
Another man's trash is my 
treasure. 

465
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:51,280
I mean, I guess I. 
I strive to never get to have to

466
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,280
experience that. 
I, I, so I had to do it for a 

467
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:57,080
couple of weeks. 
Yeah, I've seen, I've known a 

468
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:59,480
lot of people. 
It's it's, it can kind of be a 

469
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:03,680
fun thing if it's legal. 
Yeah, GameStop throws away gold 

470
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:08,440
sometimes consoles. 
They're in the woods rig. 

471
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,280
That one, that one, that one of 
Darrell, man, that was that guy 

472
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,120
had him down. 
We can all live together. 

473
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:26,320
Okay. 
Hey, hey, that's OK now, Will 

474
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,120
said. 
It was. 

475
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,000
Yeah, he's gay. 
I know. 

476
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,960
We didn't know. 
Nobody knew. 

477
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,160
But. 
Will's gay. 

478
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,640
He's. 
Pretty gay. 

479
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,440
He likes penis. 
Let's go fight Vecna. 

480
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,320
Like an hour. 
I'm glad that I know about. 

481
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,280
An hour? 
Thanks, but I'm going to spend 

482
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:50,080
30 minutes, right? 
There might be better things to 

483
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,600
do here will. 
No, no, no, I'm I think. 

484
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,480
I don't like girls. 
I think the chapter 2 did it 

485
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,400
better. 
You don't get it. 

486
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,440
None of you get it. 
Honestly all you had to do is 

487
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,880
walk the 1st 10 minutes of the 
season. 

488
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:08,200
He knew he was gay. 
Yeah, it's pretty pretty. 

489
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:12,280
Freaky. 
Only gay boy would like that, he

490
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,160
seems. 
Very vehemently not liked it, 

491
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:20,600
but maybe he did later. 
He's got an AK47. 

492
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,360
What the heck? 
Yeah, he does. 

493
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:27,440
And the. 
Bullets in there live magazine. 

494
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,560
He's really shooting it. 
I went to Oh no. 

495
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,440
So I went to Shields today and I
picked up two mags. 

496
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,920
Nice. 
And then a new grip. 

497
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,040
They don't like this grip. 
They have like next to no parts 

498
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,040
at all for a case. 
Yeah. 

499
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,720
And I don't have a screwdriver 
long enough to get down the 

500
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:49,480
barrel or get down the down the 
grip to swap out so. 

501
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,600
I gotta get something long 
enough. 

502
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:55,560
Then I'm going to order a new 
muzzle brake. 

503
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,200
Oakland, I'm open. 
You hear a catch? 

504
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:02,640
He's pointing at me. 
And then I'm going to order. 

505
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,720
I got a new cover coming with 
the Picatinny rail on top. 

506
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:12,560
You can't say that Picatinny. 
Picatinny. 

507
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:23,080
Yeah, I oh, Derek, this might be
news to you, but my, my fiance 

508
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,600
bought me this for Christmas. 
Yeah. 

509
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,640
Yeah, his fiance. 
That's. 

510
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,920
That's a. 
Fancy French word. 

511
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,040
Yeah. 
Nice. 

512
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:39,240
So actually, Derek, I, I have a 
question to ask you. 

513
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,200
You were cheating on me. 
Yes, a million times yes. 

514
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,800
Would you like to be on the 
receiving end of this bullet? 

515
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,560
No. 
Would you? 

516
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:56,720
Would you do me the honor and 
the the grace of of being one of

517
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,480
my groomsmen? 
Fuck yeah. 

518
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:05,600
Hell yeah. 
Oh yeah, Censoring it at first, 

519
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,080
but don't bother. 
So I would. 

520
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,720
Heck yeah. 
Sweet. 

521
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,560
Yeah. 
Obviously his dates and 

522
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,360
everything roll around. 
We'll I'll let you know, but so 

523
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:19,520
far Mr. Master is going to be 
officiating the whole shit dig. 

524
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,240
Joey is going to be my best man.
Hello. 

525
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,560
Teddy's going to be my junior 
best man. 

526
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:35,360
And then there's you, Derek. 
And then Alex, our groomsman. 

527
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,000
Jordan is going to be groomsman 
as well. 

528
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,240
And then so is Robert Abby's 
husband, so. 

529
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:45,120
OK, so. 
We're doing a bachelor party. 

530
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,800
I'm trying to secure a yeah. 
So the bachelor party is you 

531
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:54,200
guys throw on Level 3 plates and
hit the point. 

532
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,280
Don't miss please. 
Going to play kick the can. 

533
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:04,000
Just sitting there like. 
I'm ready. 

534
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:10,920
Yeah, that would be fun. 
I get shot for you, I. 

535
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:15,840
Get shot for you, but yeah, 
we'll I'm trying to make a thing

536
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,240
out of it, trying to secure an 
open bar for you so. 

537
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,960
Better than a closed bar. 
Better than bar. 

538
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:21,440
That's true. 
I. 

539
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,800
Like an open. 
Bar yeah, I hate it when they 

540
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,920
lock the doors. 
Yeah, it means you can go in. 

541
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,120
Let me in. 
Let me in not supposed to be 

542
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,120
here. 
It's fine. 

543
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,880
I did because more than likely 
the wedding's going to be on a 

544
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,000
Saturday. 
I did ask if we could record an 

545
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,720
episode during the reception and
I was told no so. 

546
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,640
Yeah. 
It's all. 

547
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,920
Right, we'll we'll figure 
something out, OK? 

548
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,640
Shit man, we'll do it the day 
before. 

549
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,840
I'm kidding. 
It's funny. 

550
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,560
We could cuz you're you're 
talking about AB and B 

551
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,160
situation. 
Potentially, yeah. 

552
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,680
We're gonna go look at it on 
this upcoming next Saturday. 

553
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,480
So that would be that would 
basically replace our guys trip.

554
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,720
B&B. 
So I'm looking at a property 

555
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,880
Derek in Webster City. 
Essentially it's got an Airbnb 

556
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,320
like on the property and you get
everything included and I'm 

557
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,600
trying to get it for the weekend
so. 

558
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,920
We'd stay there and have the. 
Best everybody would stay there.

559
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:24,040
The night before he's there. 
And then, you know, we would not

560
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,240
sleep at all and then hit the 
weight room at 7:00 in the 

561
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,320
morning to get look back for the
rest of the day. 

562
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,840
Absolutely. 
We got to make sure we dehydrate

563
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,720
as well. 
Yeah, you get all vain. 

564
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:34,960
You get a look vain. 
Yeah. 

565
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,320
And then right before we all go 
down and right before we all 

566
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,120
walk down, we all drink a pint 
of Guinness. 

567
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,760
When your body freaks out from 
the lack of hydration that 

568
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:49,040
everything just bulges up. 
You're selling beer gut. 

569
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,960
This did not have the desired 
effect. 

570
00:29:56,440 --> 00:30:01,320
The one thing I do know for 
sure, Black suit more than 

571
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,520
likely. 
So OK, nice and easy. 

572
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,560
Are we renting? 
It's up to you. 

573
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,200
OK. 
If you own one already, great, 

574
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:13,080
as long as it's black black. 
I would I would have to rent 

575
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,680
because the only the only suit I
have is charcoal grey. 

576
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,920
You could spray paint. 
It I could spray paint it, yeah.

577
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,760
Yeah, I could put, I could give 
you some sick flames on the 

578
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,200
tail. 
I saw Batman doing that earlier 

579
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:29,160
today. 
Sick. 

580
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,720
He spray painted his only. 
Only if I'm able to bleach the 

581
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,480
the like back part and like like
drop some like droplets of 

582
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,520
bleach on it, yeah. 
We could probably get it like on

583
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,680
a mop and just like slack it. 
Yeah, and just slack it. 

584
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:46,480
Yeah, the only. 
Thing is, look at their property

585
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,920
next Saturday, right? 
It is pretty pricey and I'm not 

586
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,360
sure what's all included. 
The other place we're looking at

587
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:57,160
the day before, everything's 
included, so I don't know. 

588
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:02,720
Everything, yeah includes 7 I'm.
Just trying to think, did you, 

589
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:07,360
did you at all mention this lady
like during the podcast at all? 

590
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,000
I don't think you did. 
I would have remembered. 

591
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,960
Yeah, I did when I got the Doom 
helmet on for Father's Day. 

592
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,520
I don't think I caught that 
either. 

593
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,360
I don't. 
I don't think I caught that. 

594
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,720
Maybe. 
My girlfriend got this for me 

595
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,080
for Father's Day. 
I remember. 

596
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,800
I was gay that day, remember? 
I was gay that day. 

597
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,720
I didn't. 
I didn't that's. 

598
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,640
Fair. 
That's. 

599
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,080
Like, yeah, it was during June, 
so it was that time of the 

600
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,080
month. 
Right. 

601
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,800
It was during June, yeah. 
It was during. 

602
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,960
June, I like to show solidarity,
but your fault. 

603
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,320
I do it so solidarity 
governments going to make you do

604
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:55,320
it anyway, so I might as. 
Well, Yep, we're going to save 

605
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,320
the world. 
But I like penis. 

606
00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:59,560
I love it. 
I love it. 

607
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,000
I like it a lot. 
So I've been trapped inside of 

608
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,920
this guy's mind for, you know, a
year now, and the exit's right 

609
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,240
in front of me. 
But I'm going to sit here and 

610
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,440
talk to you for about 10 
minutes. 

611
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,000
Yeah. 
Thank you, little girl, for 

612
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,840
getting me to the exit, but we 
can't come with me. 

613
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:15,880
Sorry. 
That sucks. 

614
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,240
Goodbye. 
That's what Vecna was pumping 

615
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,040
into him. 
What gay Gay. 

616
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,160
Gay. 
Gay. 

617
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,760
It's not delightful, Derrick. 
It's gay, Derrick. 

618
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:32,280
Bottle that's. 
Dilling Derrick, is that what? 

619
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:42,360
You said, Danny, I don't like 
all the barrels pointed at your 

620
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,320
head. 
What do you mean? 

621
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,160
I'm just going to say it. 
It's. 

622
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:50,320
It's in front of them. 
Ammunition in that. 

623
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,680
Thing. 
One little trigger itch. 

624
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,440
This is my thing. 
This again. 

625
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,520
No, see, look. 
Here, look, I'll show you look 

626
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:01,840
this. 
Is why she likes me. 

627
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,960
Magazines removed. 
OK, OK, OK, so now you can suck 

628
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,040
on it. 
We're we're good now. 

629
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,760
It's just now it's. 
Practice, practice. 

630
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,120
I'd boof it. 
That's how I would do it. 

631
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,880
Oh yeah. 
So Alex is not gonna be here 

632
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,000
tonight. 
Aw. 

633
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:26,760
Celebrating his mother in law's 
birthday so. 

634
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:32,240
Yeah, we if it helps, I think he
prefers to be with us. 

635
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,240
It's it's my. 
It's my Lakers. 

636
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,720
I hope so. 
That was that was your laugh. 

637
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:43,240
Got you right? 
Guys, Can you believe that my 

638
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,200
grandpa's already been gone for 
a year? 

639
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,440
Really. 
Yeah, geez man, doesn't feel. 

640
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,280
Like it's my grandpa. 
It doesn't, no. 

641
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,360
I miss my mom. 
I do too. 

642
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,040
I miss. 
I miss your mom too. 

643
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,200
I miss your mom. 
Too me ME3. 

644
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,240
I also miss your mom. 
Seems like she's been a slight. 

645
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,680
88 years, seven years. 
It's been a while. 

646
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,000
Yeah, I was trying to figure it 
out. 

647
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,800
I think it's been 8. 
That sounds about right. 

648
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,280
Doesn't seem right. 
The podcast has been a long 

649
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,920
seven years. 
We're going on 7 now. 

650
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:11,600
Eight years, We're going on 8. 
Years. 

651
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,320
We're going on 8 years. 
Yeah. 

652
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,760
Wow, crazy. 
That is great. 

653
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,320
So Alex did say that we were 
good to record without him. 

654
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,000
So I mean, if you're good with 
it, I'm good with it. 

655
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,040
We could do. 
Oh, really? 

656
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,880
Sex. 
We make sex noises for an hour 

657
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,440
and a half. 
That's basically what we do 

658
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,120
anyway, yeah. 
You're not? 

659
00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:39,880
Yeah, let's talk about. 
Mr. Master to cut off your mic. 

660
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,800
And. 
Then it just went off. 

661
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,520
It's still, it's still cut you 
out of I think we got the. 

662
00:34:54,520 --> 00:35:00,560
Premise. 
That's what it sounds like when 

663
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:01,560
I'm cracking that. 
Wall. 

664
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,200
From He's Getting It from Ashley
Madison. 

665
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,800
But yes I am working on the 
script I have I have for the ZDS

666
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,560
app. 
I have decided on the the two 

667
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:33,080
tooth emporium thing. 
So Joe, Joe, I would need you to

668
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,120
do 2 tooth. 
For me and. 

669
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:42,040
Then. 
Ginormous. 

670
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,400
It's just a little corn. 
Corn. 

671
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,200
Yeah, actually. 
You guys notice that he's also 

672
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:54,320
trying to talk with his butt? 
I swear it's bigger on the 

673
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,920
inside. 
It's like AI got these huge 5 LB

674
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:03,320
tubes of baloney. 
I've been dry aged in the window

675
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:07,560
sill for 10 months, no. 
It's oh, dad, what was these? 

676
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:09,360
Body parts. 
What was? 

677
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,520
His name? 
What day? 

678
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,800
Mike. 
Yeah, day Mike. 

679
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,440
It's, it should be like day 
Mike's like Chicken Shack or 

680
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:20,040
whatever. 
He he he cooks them in boiling 

681
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:24,240
Kryon gold flake. 
Well, so the the secret is you 

682
00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:27,880
marinate them for three days in 
lighter fluid, and then you 

683
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,600
don't even need charcoal, you 
know either. 

684
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,520
And then when the flame starts 
to go out, you just spray it 

685
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,280
with some crowd on gold flakes, 
right? 

686
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:42,320
Back up, Danny, I would want 
Raymond and your Waldo to like 

687
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:46,200
kind of like joint show off 
their store for like body parts 

688
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:53,120
and stuff like that. 
OK, here's this face I have this

689
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:54,880
Jezebel. 
Trying to. 

690
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,840
Keep me away from my mother. 
And I got her give me. 

691
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:03,800
Tried to give me give me Horus 
wines and simple better meats. 

692
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,800
Get juice. 
Get juice. 

693
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:15,360
Get juice. 
Dexor, I miss Jaxor. 

694
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,440
I heard that a few weeks ago. 
The whole final bow had me 

695
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:27,160
rolling. 
He fighting Darth Vader and all 

696
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,320
that stuff was happening around 
Jack sword. 

697
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:37,560
He missed the wrist rocket 
grapple in slowly rich tracks. 

698
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,640
So good. 
Oh man, good. 

699
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:49,320
Times. 
Looking forward to the ZDS. 

700
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:54,040
Thing too, honestly. 
I'm looking at it right now and 

701
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,680
I didn't win the single thing I.
Don't think I did either. 

702
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,680
Dang, I had a couple character 
of the year last. 

703
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,280
Year this really is. 
This really is the year of Joe. 

704
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,840
Holy cow, it really is. 
I guess so. 

705
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,120
I didn't. 
I did not vote for my any of my 

706
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,400
characters. 
I didn't either. 

707
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,880
I didn't either. 
I did last. 

708
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,000
Well, I voted for you both, Dan 
and Joe, but I didn't vote for 

709
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,680
myself. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

710
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,360
For my season though, I I did 
vote for my season because I 

711
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,800
feel like it went over. 
Oh, I won, I won. 

712
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,120
I won deathmatch. 
That that was the favorite 

713
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:31,080
character. 
Spoilers, Spoilers. 

714
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,400
Somebody voted for somebody 
voted for IKEA. 

715
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:41,920
I don't. 
Have some inferno kind of vote, 

716
00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,880
yeah? 
Yeah, boy. 

717
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,000
I don't. 
I don't have access to the Z DS 

718
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,640
anymore, just kicked me out. 
What? 

719
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,280
What? 
I think you voted. 

720
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,640
I started a vote I didn't 
finish. 

721
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:58,840
I only did like 2 of them. 
I only e-mail the list to Felini

722
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,920
or not e-mail, text it. 
All right. 

723
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,560
Do you e-mail? 
Yeah. 

724
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,880
I don't know why I said e-mail. 
Oh, thanks. 

725
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,880
Yeah. 
I'm going to I just. 

726
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,280
Kicked out, but then I because I
whined, I got back in. 

727
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,120
That's how it works. 
That's how it works. 

728
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,160
That's not how it works. 
That is how it. 

729
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,480
Works. 
Oh, that is how it works. 

730
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,960
OK gotcha. 
Oh, I got stuck on my favorite 

731
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:20,600
character in Deathmatch Island 
because. 

732
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,280
I know that wasn't hard. 
I. 

733
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:27,160
Really not really hated one 
Leopold I really wanted to so I 

734
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,160
can't say he was my favorite. 
I really liked him and I hated 

735
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,160
him, but I also liked and hated 
your character. 

736
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,640
Too so I. 
We aren't. 

737
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,480
We aren't doing this for for 
once, we aren't in the. 

738
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:43,160
ZDS yet but the hardest one for 
me was Dead set revenge because 

739
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,520
I was hard stuck between Kronos.
And yeah. 

740
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:51,040
But I ultimately went with 
Kronos because I like the 

741
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,960
concept of the character so 
much. 

742
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:55,880
It's like my favorite concept 
for a character. 

743
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,400
I was shocked when he wanted to 
be Kronos for that set. 

744
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,400
I was like, you know what, I'll 
make it work. 

745
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,080
I gave him a whole back story 
episode. 

746
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,480
Yeah. 
And I I, I'm saving some of my 

747
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:15,240
cards because I know I didn't 
give a Colt really his own full 

748
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,520
back story episode. 
Or Felix. 

749
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:22,000
I kind of wrapped it in. 
I did give you one with the 

750
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,160
battle with Anton. 
Well, yeah, but. 

751
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,120
It's hard for a play out here. 
It's hard for a play out. 

752
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,120
No one ever expects the Devil's 
Dust to take over for real. 

753
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,680
No Cap no. 
Cap, it's hard for a play out 

754
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:47,720
here That was kind of your 
episode and the one with the 

755
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:50,760
gambling was kind of cold 
episode, but I didn't really get

756
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:54,360
back like into his full thing. 
So I'm saving some stuff for 

757
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:59,800
Season 2 and once I have act 
three out of the way, I think 

758
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,120
I'm going to just do that next 
and be done with it and that'll 

759
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,520
be it for Cowboys. 
This is all the story I have to 

760
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:12,960
tell in act 3, which is 
basically just act one but with 

761
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,280
zombies. 
Spoiler alert. 

762
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,440
But act one was the funnest one 
to like to listen to. 

763
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,080
You guys going town to town? 
That was pretty fun. 

764
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,360
It was there was something 
different really. 

765
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:29,840
It felt like like cereals. 
Yeah, that's the one. 

766
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,200
That's what I was. 
Going for new characters every 

767
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,760
week, it felt like I was 
watching, like Bonanza, Yeah. 

768
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,400
I freaking loved it. 
We'll go more in depth. 

769
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,880
Yeah, ZDC episode, very good. 
Yeah, you guys have a good 

770
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,800
Christmas. 
Yeah, I was naked like the whole

771
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,760
time. 
I I sprained my foot. 

772
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,480
I sprained his foot. 
He sprained my foot. 

773
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,280
Just kicked it. 
I told you I'm not that flexible

774
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,160
enough to get on those stirrups 
you like, man. 

775
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,200
Get up there. 
Get in there. 

776
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,120
I. 
Can't get my foot in. 

777
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:17,240
Oh, you're forcing it. 
Yeah, I I started getting an 

778
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:19,920
Attack on Titan this week. 
OK, I'm right. 

779
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,480
And that's an anime. 
From it isn't. 

780
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,240
I don't know. 
Yeah, it's a very anime anime. 

781
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:28,320
It's a, it's a very, in my 
opinion, a very good anime. 

782
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:32,760
Yeah, I needed something good. 
You know, I saw the Berserk on 

783
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,840
there. 
I I. 

784
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:39,160
I wouldn't recommend watching 
anything besides the movies for 

785
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:39,840
Berserk. 
I remember. 

786
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,520
I remember what you said, yeah. 
Yeah, the animes are kind of 

787
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,680
trash do. 
You see the cover art for that 

788
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:45,840
though? 
I did. 

789
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,080
It's like the sickest thing 
ever. 

790
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:52,160
Yeah, I if you want to get into 
Berserk I recommend reading it, 

791
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:56,600
but the problem is is that Nero 
passed away a couple years so 

792
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,200
and he didn't even finish the 
story. 

793
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:04,640
Then it really sucks. 
Yeah, so his his lifelong friend

794
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:10,400
who's also a manga or a manga 
artist picking Yeah, he picked 

795
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,200
it up for him. 
But the the amount of chapters 

796
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,760
that are coming out are really 
like as glacially slow. 

797
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,720
As long as it's good. 
I think this past year only like

798
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:23,480
3 chapters came out. 
As long as it's good. 

799
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:28,800
We just want good content. 
I know that One Piece the anime 

800
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,360
finally wrapped up their first 
season this week. 

801
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:36,840
Yeah. 
So like 1300 episodes or that 

802
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,920
was season 1? 
Yeah, season 1's done. 

803
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:44,120
It's a big season. 
People are kind of saying that 

804
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,040
as a joke, but they're, they're,
they're saying that because 

805
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:51,120
they're stopping the weekly 
release after so many years. 

806
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,560
Yeah. 
They're taking a break of One 

807
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:57,640
Piece, One Piece of anime. 
It's picking back up in April. 

808
00:43:57,720 --> 00:44:01,080
That's what I heard. 
Like the anime or the manga? 

809
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:04,320
The animes, Yeah, they're still 
making the manga. 

810
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,360
It's because the anime is like 
already caught up with the 

811
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,760
manga. 
It's outpacing it, yeah. 

812
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,960
Yeah, it's out. 
It's outpaced it by a long shot.

813
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,080
They're game. 
Of Thrones and then they and 

814
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:20,640
then they there was a time where
because they were like outpacing

815
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:24,760
it they pretty much made it to 
where each episode was like half

816
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,040
a chapter so it was like a lot 
of like replays and stuff like 

817
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,480
that during that time it was 
awful not. 

818
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,880
Only that. 
But then like you like, yeah, 

819
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,440
Game of Thrones did that. 
Attack on Titan did that. 

820
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:40,040
The last season came out before 
the the last manga. 

821
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,760
Is that why they did the last 
season? 

822
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,040
Part 1. 
Part 2. 

823
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,640
I think so, but then you've got 
that and. 

824
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,480
Then part and then Part 3 is a 
movie. 

825
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:52,680
Yeah, and then they did. 
You got things like One Punch 

826
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:57,680
Man that isn't caught up to the 
manga, but they actually just it

827
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:01,320
was the third season's garbage. 
They stopped trying, I've seen 

828
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:02,600
that. 
Terrible. 

829
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,600
It was like 17 minutes of like 3
frames. 

830
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:09,320
New Animation studio and 
everything else, and they're 

831
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,320
trying to do budget cuts and 
whatever, but it's terrible. 

832
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,480
It's bad. 
There's just still frames 

833
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:17,920
because they're not anime. 
Act like watching the first 

834
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,400
season, like yeah, awesome, You 
watch the third, you're like, 

835
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,640
what's going on? 
Yeah. 

836
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,480
Dang it, I wanted a good anime 
to get into. 

837
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,800
Also, the first and second 
season of One Punch are 

838
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:35,120
fantastic. 
Are you are you one that are you

839
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,040
wanting like a longer 1A shorter
one? 

840
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,800
I like a like a like a medium 
sized one like Death Note. 

841
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,400
You know, that was a good a good
length there's. 

842
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,920
A little saga. 
For anyone who hasn't seen it. 

843
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,560
I haven't seen Venmo saga yet. 
I saw one Part 1 because it's in

844
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,120
the same realm as Berserk. 
It's it's really good. 

845
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,160
I liked it. 
Is it in the same universe? 

846
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,480
No, no. 
Oh, it's just it's. 

847
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:58,000
Just like similar. 
I started Part 2. 

848
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,640
Similar themes in like. 
Yeah, I like to see. 

849
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,840
I like Season 1 a lot. 
Blue Eyed Samurai is coming out 

850
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,440
the second season. 
Finally. 

851
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:09,000
Oh freaking. 
Finals a long time ago. 

852
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,040
Favorite It's so good it. 
Was the 1 I actually watched do?

853
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:14,200
You like all the movies? 
That's. 

854
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,560
Why a lot of penises? 
Most penises. 

855
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,640
Yeah, there were. 
Well boys, why are we talking? 

856
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,560
Let's let's watch Blue eyed 
samurai. 

857
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,000
Let's just pull out the still 
images of the penises. 

858
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,760
I'll be honest with you, I 
haven't watched it yet. 

859
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:31,160
Oh must watch I hear fantastic, 
highly recommend. 

860
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:34,080
I haven't watched it yet. 
I would watch. 

861
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,320
She's naked in the first 
episode, so. 

862
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:42,080
I can't watch it. 
Dang it. 

863
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:45,160
OK. 
My mom won't let. 

864
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:48,480
Me watch it, my mom won't let me
watch it. 

865
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,000
Said Obama won't let you watch 
it. 

866
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:55,640
Obama's. 
You cannot watch that. 

867
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,880
Obama, come on, my parents are 
walking in. 

868
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:04,120
There's too many penises. 
I hear there's too many boobies.

869
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:10,040
Joe, I just sent you the name of
the one that I just got done 

870
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,840
watching. 
It's really good. 

871
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,000
It's called Jobless 
Reincarnation. 

872
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,840
It's it's an ISA Kai and a lot 
of people crap on ISA guys, but 

873
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:24,160
it takes it to like a different 
like angle essentially. 

874
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:31,560
Is that like the hentai? 
No, it's like the you, you would

875
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:35,400
have to watch it to like really 
understand, but it, it hits like

876
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:40,040
a lot of notes that like most 
Isakai's will not because all of

877
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,600
them, it's like, oh, I got 
transferred to another world. 

878
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,360
I'm extremely overpowered. 
He is overpowered, but he seems 

879
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,400
more human because of like some 
of the stuff that he did in his 

880
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,880
past life that he's not too 
proud of type of thing. 

881
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,800
I'd watch it. 
It's really good. 

882
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,720
It is designed to make you feel 
uncomfortable as well. 

883
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:02,000
Like there's a lot of, there's a
lot of uncomfortable themes. 

884
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,680
I don't argue. 
I don't like this theme. 

885
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:08,440
It's uncomfortable. 
If it's it's gotta be less 

886
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:12,800
uncomfortable than Will's coming
out. 20 minute episode. 20 

887
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:17,160
minute I just saw someone like 
like there are 11 people in this

888
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:21,200
one scene and it is the 80s. 
One of those people is bound to 

889
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:25,280
call him a slur. 
Nope, everyone's super 

890
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:26,200
understanding. 
Yep. 

891
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,360
Yeah, that was the one thing 
that I've seen in that show that

892
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,480
was completely wrong for the 
time. 

893
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:39,440
And it's Indiana in the 80s. 
It's the Midwest people are not 

894
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,520
very accepting of change. 
One of those people, I thought, 

895
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,360
I don't know if I sent it to you
dad or not, but there's an edit 

896
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:50,880
of of him to be like, I like, I 
don't like girls. 

897
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:55,520
So that it's Hopper coming out. 
Hopper would have been the one 

898
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:59,160
that calling the slur. 
Yeah. 

899
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:05,520
Yep. 
Freaking terrible. 

900
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,120
This is where writing has gone 
to and then. 

901
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:12,000
I saw another one. 
I was like Vecna about to take 

902
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,720
over the world and then it's 
like, we'll be like, I don't 

903
00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:15,400
like girls. 
In fact, to be in fact, that 

904
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,920
goes back to Vecna and he's 
like, oh, your sexual identity 

905
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,880
is now weakened Me. 
I don't know what to do. 

906
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:30,400
I don't know what to do. 
That's what I'd be expecting at 

907
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,360
this point. 
Like that, that Bigfoot one that

908
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,880
you sent me earlier today. 
What was what was going on? 

909
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,360
He was, it looked like he was 
talking to a biological female, 

910
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,800
but then he was like he called 
her, he called her ma'am and. 

911
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:45,600
Oh, first. 
Of all let's see them. 

912
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:49,960
And then he said something else 
and then he just like he threw 

913
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,840
through a window or something. 
I don't remember what it was. 

914
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:59,280
It was funny. 
Guys, I'm ashamed. 

915
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:03,640
It took me, I've been seeing 
seeing like a series of AI 

916
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:07,160
shorts and stuff like that and 
it took me wait uncomfortably 

917
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,240
way too long to figure out that 
they were AI. 

918
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,440
There's some, there's somewhere 
like I have to sit there and 

919
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:16,200
stare at it for a little bit. 
I'm like, yeah, it's getting. 

920
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,600
Better, the glitz is reminding 
me, go away. 

921
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,800
Like just remind me. 
It's like the whole things that 

922
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,480
I've been seeing is like people 
in like courtrooms and like the 

923
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:29,920
judges, like always siding with 
like the the defendants because 

924
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:33,320
of like something like that 
shouldn't be an issue is an 

925
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,680
issue for some reason. 
If you know what I'm talking 

926
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,320
about. 
It has like that same like 

927
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,760
courtroom graininess on the 
camera. 

928
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,080
Yeah, they replicate exactly how
it's supposed to look. 

929
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,720
Yeah. 
What got me is I'm just I keep 

930
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:49,080
seeing this account that keeps 
posting these, these kids with 

931
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,520
cancer sitting in hospital bed 
bald, you know, and they're 

932
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,920
like, I'd like to go home for 
Christmas and everything and it 

933
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,680
but you can tell that it's not 
real. 

934
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,560
And nobody in the comments 
knows. 

935
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:01,960
Everyone's like, oh, I'm praying
for you. 

936
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,160
Yeah, I comment. 
I'm like, this is fake. 

937
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:09,080
You person who you poster who 
made this are an abominable 

938
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:13,240
heartless soul. 
Oldest bastard and I hope your 

939
00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:14,920
account gets banned. 
I'm reporting you. 

940
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,720
Anyone falling for this? 
Stop falling for this. 

941
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:20,480
This is AI and. 
I'll be sending them money. 

942
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:25,080
So the ones that really get me, 
like, it really got me, yeah. 

943
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,520
They're the ones that are like 
that where it's like a veteran, 

944
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:30,640
like holding the sign, being 
like, I just got home and my 

945
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,720
house caught on fire while I was
away. 

946
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,680
But it's like a super AI voice. 
Like you can tell if you listen 

947
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,200
to them. 
Perhaps you can call in the rank

948
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,960
they run on like sentences like.
They don't. 

949
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,440
There's no pauses. 
There's no pauses and like it's 

950
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,440
just there's. 
There's an emptiness on the top.

951
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:45,440
Yeah, the grain, and it's in the
monotone. 

952
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,360
People asking for money, people 
are sharing it. 

953
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,800
Our veterans should never have 
this. 

954
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,800
Happen. 
All the comments are falling for

955
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:51,920
it. 
Stop. 

956
00:51:52,240 --> 00:51:55,320
This is. 
AI, this is a guy sitting in his

957
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:59,120
mom's basement generating these 
with swords D2 and he's getting 

958
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:00,960
money. 
Yeah, he's getting money. 

959
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:02,440
And I report. 
I've reached these. 

960
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,440
These accounts and nothing's 
happening. 

961
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,200
I've got the reports back. 
That said, we reviewed your 

962
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:13,240
report and found no violation. 
Yeah, I so I, yeah, so I get, I 

963
00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:18,000
get banned off of Gmail for I, I
wasn't even given a reason, but 

964
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,760
I can watch Facebook and it 
hasn't happened in about a year,

965
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:25,000
but about a year and a half, two
years ago, it started, I would 

966
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,960
just be going through reels and 
all of a sudden like straight up

967
00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:34,240
like hardcore porn. 
You got guys doing girls, girls 

968
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:36,240
doing girls. 
And I'm like, what the heck is 

969
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:37,880
this? 
And it's all like a commercial. 

970
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,600
And so then I'd report them. 
And I kept getting responses. 

971
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,960
Well, this, this hasn't this, 
this doesn't, you know, hurt our

972
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:46,920
standard. 
This doesn't. 

973
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,520
This doesn't go against our 
standards or not. 

974
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:50,560
What? 
Yeah, right. 

975
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:51,920
There's kids on your back. 
Come on. 

976
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,280
I thought Facebook was supposed 
to be clean up those? 

977
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:59,440
Types of forms I've been talking
about are in memes and like I 

978
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,880
said, if you go into it not 
knowing it's AI it looks and 

979
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:07,360
sounds really real and it's and 
it's actually insane if the 

980
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:08,680
city. 
Required a permit anyway. 

981
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:10,440
What the judge did next shocked 
you. 

982
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,880
The wheelchair ramp. 
That's been attached to my home 

983
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:15,120
for years. 
Live uses it every day. 

984
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,120
It's AII got it. 
Yep, it's the voice. 

985
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:23,160
Oh wow, that's ridiculous. 
Yeah, it, I will, I will admit 

986
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,600
that took me way too long. 
Like I've seen like probably 

987
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:30,000
like 10 videos of that where I 
was like, I it wasn't like the 

988
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,560
thing that it wasn't the voice 
or anything that got me like 

989
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,880
that was like, it's the same 
format every single time. 

990
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:37,400
You should go How can it be? 
Real. 

991
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,320
And it's too insistent that they
keep like, ruling in the 

992
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,560
defendant's favor. 
But you've got to look high, 

993
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,080
isn't it? 
You've got to look. 

994
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:47,960
So and it's the it's the zooming
in and out and the board looked 

995
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:51,440
way too smooth. 
It's the name, like look at the 

996
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,480
judge's name, Judge R Williams. 
And then it's just. 

997
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,600
Look at the guy's jacket. 
Yeah, that one's tricky because 

998
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,480
they do talk like that, usually 
in a courtroom setting to begin 

999
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:04,240
with, so the voice isn't. 
Going to the judge, the judge 

1000
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:05,680
would, but the defendant would 
not. 

1001
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,040
I've never heard an old man talk
like that before. 

1002
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:11,560
And then like, look at the seal 
on his jacket. 

1003
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:16,840
It's nothing like there's there.
Normally even you, you would be 

1004
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:20,200
even like in a courtroom video, 
you'd be able to tell like, Oh 

1005
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:21,720
yeah, like that's this is 
something. 

1006
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,680
And the guy's wearing a cardigan
with or a look at the collar. 

1007
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,520
Look, he's got a shirt on. 
A shirt and with. 

1008
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,280
Yeah, it's another one of those 
things you just have to pay 

1009
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,680
attention. 
Yeah, you you can see the the. 

1010
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:35,680
The issue, but it's going to 
fool most. 

1011
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:38,640
People, like I said, like I 
said, usually when I look at 

1012
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,840
shorts like this, I'm just 
mindlessly like scrolling. 

1013
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,160
Yeah, exactly. 
Yeah, you're doing scrolling 

1014
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,040
look. 
Look at that. 

1015
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:47,800
So the with the defendant at 19 
seconds in, the defendant is 

1016
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:51,240
talking to the judge, but the 
judge is behind him and so 

1017
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,600
everybody else. 
Right. 

1018
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:55,480
Yeah, yeah, he's facing the 
wrong direction. 

1019
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,680
Yeah, they're all. 
Like goofy man. 

1020
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:03,240
It's not I can see like how like
within the first probably like 

1021
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,520
1015 seconds, I can see how like
that that'd grab you and you'd 

1022
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,400
be like, oh, yeah, this is this 
is real. 

1023
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:10,760
But the long and this goes with 
anything but the longer you 

1024
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,480
stare at it, then we're like, 
oh, this is. 

1025
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,760
Yeah, I guess in the background 
you can kind of tell. 

1026
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,320
Pretty soon I'll be fighting. 
I'll be fighting Agent Smith. 

1027
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,120
Yeah, true. 
And even like the guy, like 

1028
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,640
talking at like 30 seconds, you 
could see the bench behind him. 

1029
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:25,920
Yeah, yeah. 
Yeah. 

1030
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:29,760
And his his jacket is just it 
looks well, I'm think it's a 

1031
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:33,280
rubber jacket, but. 
You got it, you guys got to 

1032
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,880
admit. 
Like the texture of it. 

1033
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:38,200
It seems real, like the IT 
really is of the. 

1034
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:39,520
Camera a little. 
Too good. 

1035
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:43,400
Too for sure. 
That one's just super realistic.

1036
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,360
These, these kids with cancer, 
though, That's what just pisses 

1037
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:50,200
me off, you know? 
I want to crack some skulls. 

1038
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:51,880
Yeah. 
Can't believe some is. 

1039
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,680
Profiting off of that, Those 
real kids with cancer? 

1040
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,560
Yep. 
You're trying to get money. 

1041
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,320
You don't. 
You're not a kid with cancer. 

1042
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:01,440
You invented a fake child so 
you'll get money. 

1043
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:02,960
Yeah. 
It's disgusting. 

1044
00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:06,000
Yeah, it is. 
I think it's disgusting when 

1045
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,920
people just put up videos just 
to get clicks or likes. 

1046
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:12,240
They're not even trying to put 
anything out there that like 

1047
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,360
they just, oh, well, most people
are doom scrolling right now. 

1048
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,920
So let's just put something that
you know, up out there that is 

1049
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,160
just going to catch their 
attention and hopefully they'll 

1050
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,560
watch it two or three times 
trying to figure it out and. 

1051
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:27,000
At least the shorts that I made 
actually have some like heart 

1052
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,360
behind. 
It so some substance, yeah, 

1053
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:34,200
instead of like the the the. 
And I don't have any of like 

1054
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:38,600
that AI voice crap or anything. 
Yeah, and a lot of those things.

1055
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:44,640
Yeah. 
Geez, get out of here. 

1056
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,920
It's just a low effort yeah 
Lock. 

1057
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:51,600
A couple of click the clacks on 
the on the keyboard and I can 

1058
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,960
make 10 bucks or more. 
Yeah. 

1059
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:58,480
Yeah. 
But we're in a dystopian 

1060
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,720
universe, so. 
We're getting to that point. 

1061
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:02,680
It's getting crazy. 
Yeah. 

1062
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,680
Now are we going to get into 
just Blade Runner dystopian or 

1063
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:10,840
is it like cyberpunk dystopian? 
I'd probably rather cyberpunk, 

1064
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,320
but Blade Runner would be 
cooler. 

1065
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,920
True, because they go off planet
in Blade Runner. 

1066
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,560
I don't know if you know that. 
I never watched the movies. 

1067
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:23,440
Yeah, all I know is the big AI 
lady saying are you lonely? 

1068
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:27,400
I. 
Can and are You Lonely robots? 

1069
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,840
Yeah, sex robots. 
Sex robots. 

1070
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,320
Dude honestly I might as well 
invest in that shit. 

1071
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,240
Once. 
Once you go, once you go there, 

1072
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,160
you never come back. 
You know how they say. 

1073
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:49,360
You go robo, you don't go homo. 
Yes. 

1074
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,840
There is a game. 
That's an homo sapien. 

1075
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:53,160
Homo sapien? 
What let's. 

1076
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:54,600
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
No homo. 

1077
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:58,240
Get it twisted? 
Master, I have acquired a new 

1078
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,320
update where I can grow a penis.
Would you like to accept? 

1079
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,200
Sweet. 
No. 

1080
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:11,000
No, no, give me a whole that's 
still. 

1081
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:19,040
Give me a whole. 
Yeah.

