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OK, OK, everybody settle down. 
The doctor will be here any 

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minute to debrief you. 
In the meantime, anybody know 

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any jokes? 
Oh, hey. 

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Good morning. 
Plus, my name is Doctor Derek 

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and I congratulate you on 
getting clearance to your first 

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SCP. 
Today we'll be talking about 

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SCP-3008, also known as Infinite
IKEA. 

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So this is going to be how you 
are going to be debriefed for 

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every SCP from now on. 
SCP-3008 Object Class Euclid 

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Special Containment Procedures. 
The retail part containing 

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SCP-3008 has been purchased by 
the Foundation and converted 

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into Site. 
All public roads leading to or 

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passing by Site have been 
redirected. 

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The entrance to SCP-3008 is to 
be monitored at all times, and 

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no one is to enter SCP-3008 
outside of testing as permitted 

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by the senior researcher. 
Humans exiting SCP-3008 are to 

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be detained and then debrief 
prior to the administration of 

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amnestics. 
Depending on the duration of 

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their stay in SCP-3008A, cover 
story may be needed to be 

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generated prior to their 
release. 

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Any other entities exiting 
SCP-3008 are to be terminated 

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immediately. 
Description SCP-3008 is a large 

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retail unit previously owned and
branded as IKEA, a popular 

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furniture retail chain. 
A person entering SCP-3008 

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through the main entrance and 
then passing out of sight of the

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doors will find themselves 
translocated to SCP-3008-1. 

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This displacement will typically
go unnoticed, as no change will 

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occur from the perspective of 
the victim, and they will 

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generally not become aware until
they try to return to the 

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entrance. 
SCP-3008-1 is the space 

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resembling the inside of an IKEA
furniture store, extending far 

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beyond the limits that could 
physically be contained within 

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the dimensions of the retail 
unit. 

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Current measurements indicate 
that the area is at least of 10 

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kilometers squared, with no 
visible external terminators 

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detected in any direction. 
Inconclusive results from the 

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use of laser range finders has 
led to the speculation that the 

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space may be infinite. 
SCP-3008-1 is inhabited by an 

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unknown number of civilians 
trapped within prior to 

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containment. 
Gathered data suggests that they

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have formed a rudimentary 
civilization within, including 

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the construction of settlements 
and fortifications for the 

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purpose of defending against. 
SCP-3008-2SCP3008-2 are humanoid

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entities that exist within the 
space of SCP-3008-1. 

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While superficially resembling 
humans, they possess exaggerated

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and inconsistent bodily 
proportions, often described as 

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being too short or too tall. 
They possess no facial features.

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In all absurd cases where yellow
shirt, blue trousers consistent 

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with the IKEA employee uniform. 
Now today we actually have a big

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surprise for U class. 
Today we have found out that we 

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had a successful recording 
within SCP-3008-1. 

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Now you could be thinking that 
it's some D class employees. 

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The recording though was not 
made or funded by the SCP 

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Foundation. 
It was actually a group of, 

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shall I say, 5 goofballs that 
just ran into the store and 

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somehow got out. 
Anyway, here's the recording, 

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and remember, this is for 
scientific purposes only. 

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Secure, Contain, protect. 
The SCP Foundation welcomes you 

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to the Main Menu podcast. 
Welcome, welcome everyone back 

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to the main main podcast 
featuring some more ZLT. 

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We're back at it again on some 
one shots. 

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We weren't really planning on 
everybody being here today, but 

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luckily everybody is. 
We're supposed to be doing a one

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shot with as late as we're 
starting it could turn into A2 

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parter. 
I really, we are going to start 

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today on some SCPS and kind of 
go from there because of of what

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SCPS and, and some people might 
know what it is and some people 

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might not know what it is. 
As you already know, we've 

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played this lovely recording 
that Cheddar has made for us. 

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Thank you, Cheddar. 
Appreciate it. 

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You're. 
Welcome. 

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Thank you, Cheddar. 
We're. 

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Gonna go ahead and start off 
with the SCP-3008. 

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So the setting, glorious and 
wonderfully smelling town of 

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Fort Dodge. 
Smells so good. 

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Wait, they got an IKEA there? 
Yes, an IKEA just freshly opened

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up here in Fort. 
Dodge already suspicious. 

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I say fresh. 
Flag red, black, red. 

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No, no, hold on. 
We're not fresh. 

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We're about 6 months in. 
So corporate is left and now 

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you're stuck with four Dodge. 
And so it's starting to already 

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see that that sign of 
degradation as all things that 

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come to 4 Dodge do right and. 
Somebody's already eating the 

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paint off the side of the wall 
again. 

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They're cracking it. 
And steal the copper wiring and 

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it's a thing. 
But Joe has decided to move to 

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Fort Dodge, and actually, so is 
Alex. 

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I made the plunge. 
About time. 

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We're going to, we're going to 
put a, a real, real effort into,

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into the whole podcast thing and
we're going to move as close as 

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we can together and we're going 
to. 

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Move. 
We're going to live. 

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We chose Fort Dodge. 
We could choose Saint Louis. 

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It's a nice middle ground. 
But we could choose. 

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Nashville, too, but. 
You know, I mean, you go with 

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the majority. 
Yeah, I'd prefer to go to 

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Tennessee or. 
I just don't want to be in Los 

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Angeles. 
Alright, so anyways, a second. 

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Let's do. 
We're going to IKEA to go get 

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all the stuff for our new office
building. 

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I was forced but. 
You were coerced. 

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Yeah, well, the divorce didn't 
go so well, so. 

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You're not earning a lot of 
money, not divorced. 

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I don't know how that happened. 
How the money's really kicking 

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your butt. 
Bob it Bob, it happened. 

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That's why I'm here. 
No, no, yeah. 

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Stopping it. 
It was. 

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It was, it was a joint thing. 
We filed joint. 

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No, yes. 
Bob rolled 20 to stop the 

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divorce. 
I I. 

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I have a skill in in stop 
Divorce. 

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I put Level 3 in it, you know. 
I rolled a 16. 

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Yeah. 
And I I put exertion into it. 

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Exerting. 
It's in a solid 20 he. 

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Takes the mainly podcast Jet to 
and from TS Group. 

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Yeah, so it's fine. 
Yeah, Patreon's booming these 

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days. 
Like we really sell out of all 

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of our calendars each year. 
Since this is an alternate 

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universe, yeah, great. 
We give him and Joe Rogan to run

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for his money, yeah. 
I lost house in the divorce but 

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it's fine. 
Let's get some friggin and 

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forget about it. 
That's fine, You have three 

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others. 
That's true. 

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Alternate universe. 
Yeah, right. 

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So we thanks for coming, guys. 
Yeah, we're pulling up to the 

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IKEA. 
We're excited to start this new 

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venture. 
Got EU Haul, got EU Haul. 

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Joey's got roommates for the 
first time in 15 years, so it's 

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a thing. 
So when you when you walk in, 

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everything seems fairly normal, 
right? 

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Normal IKEA setting, it's just 
nice and lovely. 

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There's arrows that are point 
all the way around. 

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Very industrial setting, very 
huge. 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, IKEA is known for being 

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huge and just almost a winding 
labyrinth esque. 

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They're known for they're known 
for kidnapping and and and 

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selling children. 
What are you trying to tell me? 

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No, that's Wayfair. 
Do you? 

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Want to go get a hot dog with 
me? 

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You bet dude. 
IKEA hot dogs, dude. 

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Some of those Swedish meatballs 
too. 

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Oh yes. 
We're doing. 

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It old. 
Cheesecake Give Me Cheesecake 

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has all the many cheesecakes. 
In the food court. 

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Host divorce cheesecake. 
You go, every IKEA is set up 

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this way. 
You go right to get to the 

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furniture, you go, you take a 
quick left and you fight the 

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traffic and you're in the food 
court, so. 

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That ain't. 
Really gonna be pulse. 

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Oddly enough, there, there, 
Alex, there there was no 

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traffic. 
And in fact, there's really 

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nobody there to serve you the 
meatballs. 

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It's just there's. 
Just it's because we're here. 

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Freshly open, they're just Shard
on staff at the moment. 

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Yeah, I rolled an 8 to eat them.
They had a few crackhead workers

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call in. 
They're fresh, normal so. 

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Yeah, looks good. 
I'll get a plate. 

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OK, well, good. 
Good. 

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Yeah, you feel, you feel 
replenished. 

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In fact, why don't you go ahead 
and add a + 1 to your exertion? 

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You feel nice and full. 
Yes, all of us. 

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Yeah, why not? 
You guys are all just, you know,

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eating 6 several plates of 
Swedish meatballs. 

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Heck. 
I love a Swedish meatball and 

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she's like sitter. 
She'll forget. 

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It's. 
Operated the character. 

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Sheet in the corner? 
Yeah, in your in your character 

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sheet. 
Yeah, I won't let you add any. 

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Will it not? 
I think maybe I'll let. 

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It let me. 
Get it? 

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As soon as I click on it, it it 
disappears. 

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It does. 
How about that? 

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That's Wheel. 
It lets me, I mean I can put 

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one. 
I try to do 2, Nope. 2 didn't do

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all of it. 
Nope. 

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I feel replenished. 
I won't. 

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I didn't eat the peas though. 
You know what? 

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Instead of that add add 1 to 
your reverence. 

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How about that? 
Feel like what? 

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I ate the peas and I feel 
reverend, Reverend. 

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Reverend. 
Yeah, nice and nice and reverend

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as you you guys go around 
exploring, where as we all go 

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around exploring, we're talking 
catching up on old times, 

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throwing around new Z&D season 
ideas and and laughing about 

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very inappropriate things. 
You know, we think you see 

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bondage women in the parking lot
earlier. 

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Guys, hear me out. 
Drip club one shot. 

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Well, if we try and come out 
think of new Wi-Fi ideas for for

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Joe. 
So let's say you. 

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No, wait a minute now. 
I don't see the rippling 

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depression, you know, the whole 
9 yards. 

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Yeah. 
No, you don't want to. 

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Go ahead and roll perception, 
everybody. 

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I got my sunglasses on. 
Roll the name, yeah. 

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You're not very perceptive 13. 
12. 13. 

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Joe, you're the only one that 
sees this, but Dang it. 

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What's that? 
You. 

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Finally, see what you think is 
an employee. 

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Guys I need help I'm looking for
the looking for the bed springs.

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Can you show me to the her doll 
section? 

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Whoa. 
Turns around and looks at you 

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and he's got no eyes, no nose, 
no mouth, completely bald. 

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It's like an episode of Doctor 
Who. 

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He's a burn victim, I think. 
We're in a lucid dream. 

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Hello, I'm going. 
To ask him what time it is. 

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Excuse me Sir, do you know where
the closest axe glowman is? 

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I noticed him first. 
Please leave before the floor 

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closes, is what you hear. 
It's just open. 

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You don't. 
Yeah, we will. 

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We would like to make some 
purchases. 

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Dang bro, it's like opening 
time. 

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He turns back around and starts 
organizing the shelf again. 

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I'm kind of getting a weird 
feeling. 

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I'm kind of tired. 
It's been a long drive. 

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I think maybe we should just 
leave. 

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I'm. 
Going to ask him when the store 

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closed. 
You need the furniture. 

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Though closed credits, we're 
out. 

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I think we can just do this 
tomorrow, you guys. 

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Cool. 
Just coming back tomorrow. 

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Just hey man, what time does the
store close? 

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The store closes in 10 hours. 
OK, so we have. 

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Plenty of time. 
I got more than enough time. 

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You made it sound like you 
wanted me to leave right now. 

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All right, I guess I got to buy 
everything. 8 hours. 

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Wait, what? 
Huh. 

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Six hours. 
Wait, it's counting down. 

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Let's I walk away. 
OK, I think he means. 

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I take off. 
I take off front of the door. 

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I'm out of here. 
I'm pretty athletic too, so I'm 

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gonna make it. 
OK, so you guys watch as Alex 

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just takes off running. 
Alex, come back. 

233
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,560
Wait, don't you can't run for 30
minutes. 

234
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:04,000
You just ate. 
I need help. 

235
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:07,000
I need I if as long as I can get
a bed, I think we'll just get a 

236
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bed and we'll. 
Come back tomorrow so. 

237
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,240
Work for me. 
Well, where are we all gonna say

238
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,640
we need to get a sofa too? 
All right, fine. 

239
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,480
Alex, where's the exit? 
Yeah, where are you going? 

240
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:20,120
That's not the exit. 
Back towards the food court. 

241
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,000
I mean we. 
Did the food court right next to

242
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the exit? 
I get to the food court, I keep 

243
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going a little and I take a 
right. 

244
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,040
That's the exit. 
Every time. 

245
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Every guy Kia ever. 
Wait, it just turned into 

246
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customer service? 
There's there's no more. 

247
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,760
Where's the door? 
Just look for the exit sign. 

248
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,600
There are no there are no exit 
signs. 

249
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That's a fire hazard. 
That's a. 

250
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Fire. 
I'm running, I'm breaking 

251
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,440
through the wall. 
There's gonna be a cartoon esque

252
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:48,520
Alex shapes hole in the wall. 
I am going to look at my. 

253
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,720
Phone into another wall and me 
being bounced back. 

254
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,520
Let's see if I can make a call. 
So I'm gonna go look for a. 

255
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:59,440
I'm gonna go look for a bagabo. 
There's no there's no cell 

256
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:03,360
service on your phone. 
All these stores, I swear. 

257
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,400
And the. 
Minute. 

258
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:08,360
The minute's hand seems to be 
moving fairly quickly. 

259
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,320
I'm gonna watch him. 
I'm gonna ask the employee where

260
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:16,280
the exit is. 
You hear over the intercom. 

261
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:20,320
Attention all IKEA customers. 
The store is now closed. 

262
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,120
Huh. 
The fluff. 

263
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,720
I'm not inside of the employee 
anymore, am I? 

264
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,640
No, no, you guys are taking off 
running. 

265
00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,840
But Dad, you turned around to go
ask the employee where where the

266
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,320
exit is, correct? 
Yeah. 

267
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,960
He'll help us that. 
Well, that's that's not the 

268
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,040
employee. 
That's Slender Man. 

269
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,160
That's Slender Man. 
That's fine. 

270
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,800
No, no. 
What is? 

271
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,400
He the arms just make it easier 
for me to grab him and RIP him 

272
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,200
off. 
Describe him when he's hold up 

273
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,600
he. 
What's that? 

274
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,800
His arms reach all the way to 
the floor. 

275
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Essentially at one point in time
he looked like a normal ish 

276
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human being. 
Kind of like a perfect. 

277
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,560
Yeah, like a perfect. 
He's a very skin like face. 

278
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,600
No, no, no decision with 
features. 

279
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Now that the store is closed, 
his arms have almost doubled in 

280
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length. 
They're almost dragging on the 

281
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floor. 
His fingers are quite a bit 

282
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,400
longer. 
The nails are quite a bit longer

283
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:18,520
on them, very sharp looking and 
he's you get a general sense 

284
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,320
that he's very upset that you're
there. 

285
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:27,680
In fact, Dad, you hear him say. 
Yeah, well, there's no exit, 

286
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:31,360
douche bag, so show me where the
exit is and I'll gladly leave. 

287
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:38,000
I put in on Bob's shoulder, but 
I don't think he's. 

288
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,800
I don't think he's right. 
I look at him, I don't think he 

289
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is either. 
I think he's stupid. 

290
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,560
Guys, no. 
I I run. 

291
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,280
There's no chill, there's no 
cool. 

292
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,520
I've unholstered my gun. 
I'm looking at Slender Man. 

293
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,760
I'm not waiting. 
I'm killing him. 

294
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:52,880
Yeah, look at. 
Him. 

295
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,320
Yeah, I was going to say I'm 
getting ticked. 

296
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,440
Stinking look at. 
Him. 

297
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:58,480
I'm already getting ticked off. 
What do you mean ticked off? 

298
00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,240
You should be terrified. 
Look at him. 

299
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,200
I'm not. 
Terrified. 

300
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:06,360
This Sissy, this Sissy with this
2 inch wide arms. 

301
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,280
Yeah, I'm scared. 
Monster. 

302
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:13,520
I'm. 
Scared four dogs all the time 

303
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,160
I'm running. 
Gross. 

304
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,800
This one just says bookcase. 
It's obviously clearance. 

305
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,000
He has him swing at me. 
He's at a huge disadvantage to 

306
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,000
those long arms. 
No way your fingers with any 

307
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,040
accuracy or speed as he swings 
his arm just gonna flat to the 

308
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:35,040
air like a flag. 
They are like they look almost 

309
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:36,440
reinforced. 
Nah, Nah. 

310
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:41,000
No, he. 
Just gave me the fact that I 

311
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:47,680
shot this thing or I shot at 
this thing. 20 did you? 

312
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:54,040
Gun, Gun. 
Gun, gun, gun. 

313
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:58,120
I'll just. 
Pull this gun. 

314
00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,480
I have run. 
Gun. 

315
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,840
I have a gun. 
Nobody else is running a gun. 

316
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,760
I'm running away at solo. 
I don't have a reason to pull a 

317
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,240
gun yet. 
I'm angry this guy's not telling

318
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,599
me the way out. 
I pulled my stupid right now. 

319
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,079
I would pull my gun after 
hearing a gunshot. 

320
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,200
I feel like I'm in a car right 
now. 

321
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,319
I'm getting angry. 
Our gun all. 

322
00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:20,400
Right. 
No what's? 

323
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,640
That So are we skimming the fact
that I pulled my gun? 

324
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,920
Are we just gonna warp me out of
my gun? 

325
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,960
Just teleports back in my pocket
for my hand like that. 

326
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:29,800
Guy or what? 
Yes. 

327
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,560
You are okay. 
Yes. 

328
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,280
Fight. 
A flight baby. 

329
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,160
That's fair. 
And there's where to flight 

330
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:40,080
from, so I fight. 
You roll. 

331
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,360
It you. 
Roll it 20. 

332
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:46,080
Well, actually no roll. 
Roll with a hand with a handgun.

333
00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:48,520
Not not your Glock. 
The Glock is damaged. 

334
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:51,760
Sorry, so like the handgun perk 
thing? 

335
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,480
OK, that makes more sense. 
That makes much. 

336
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,360
OK, yeah. 
So you hit him and he did 20 

337
00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:03,000
damage and yeah, he only had, 
well, he has 23 health. 

338
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:07,520
So you hit him and you hit him 
square in the head and he kind 

339
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,400
of slumps down, but you can 
still hear him in your head 

340
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,480
because he's saying. 
Time to leave the store. 

341
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,640
I'm angry now. 
You're angry now? 

342
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,520
I'm angry. 
I'm, I, I'm yeah. 

343
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,160
Before he was annoyed, but now 
he's just angry. 

344
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:25,560
I don't understand his response.
Is that do something special or?

345
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:29,600
Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm 
jumping at him with my pocket 

346
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:33,520
knife. 
I feel like this is a realistic 

347
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:37,640
response. 
It is because so it's it's 

348
00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:41,360
proportionate because he just 
got shot and he's not dead and 

349
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,280
he's totally not making any 
sense. 

350
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:44,080
OK. 
Yeah. 

351
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,760
No, you, you definitely. 
Hilarious from getting shot in 

352
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,360
the head, I mean. 
So you're, you're on top of the 

353
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,000
thing. 
That's, you know, crouched down 

354
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,800
to 1 knee roll, roll damage. 
Yep. 25. 

355
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,720
Yeah, no, you cut his head off. 
Yep. 

356
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,400
What? 
They're lasting in. 

357
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:04,400
That's baby. 
LLC. 

358
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,640
That's what I said too. 
That's right. 

359
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,480
Every last thing. 
Yeah, it's LLC, baby. 

360
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,000
Next time, show me the way out, 
douchebag A. 

361
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:15,280
Map falls out of his pocket and 
you guys pick that up. 

362
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,400
Oh yeah. 
I come back around the corner 

363
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,600
and see the things head on the 
ground. 

364
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,840
I examine it. 
Does it look like normal? 

365
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,040
Yeah, you examine it after I 
pick it up and slam it down to 

366
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,160
the ground. 
Well, I'm not picking it up. 

367
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,440
I. 
Turn up the corner and I'm 

368
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:34,520
holding a lamp. 
I mean I got. 

369
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:39,320
Guys, Yeah, well, you examine 
the head and the head is it's 

370
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:42,240
human shaped and there's it's 
kind of sunken in where the 

371
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,680
eyeballs were. 
But there's no, there's no 

372
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,480
actual eyes or even a hole. 
It's still. 

373
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,120
Skin. 
Where the nose is, it kind of 

374
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:53,080
protrudes a little bit, but 
again, no holes and you can see 

375
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,000
kind of where a mouth kind of 
is, but there, there's nothing 

376
00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,200
there. 
So this is a spirit, this body 

377
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,160
spirit has lost its way. 
Does this neck hole have like a 

378
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,440
regular? 
Yep, normal blood pumping 

379
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,720
through it looks like spinal 
fluid and all that kind of 

380
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,240
stuff. 
I need to. 

381
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,280
Change my character token. 
Oh, I'm not cool. 

382
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,560
Squeamish. 
What's that IRO Cool my? 

383
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,280
Character token not cool. 
I'm gonna taste it. 

384
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,200
I had my character token. 
Bob, you would actually taste 

385
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,280
it. 
You don't like? 

386
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,880
No. 
No, I would actually probably 

387
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,440
pick it up and slam it down on 
the ground though. 

388
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,960
Because it's actually me. 
Just give me a hard time because

389
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,720
I had one. 
Yeah, I'm not that worried. 

390
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,640
About something. 
Something's not right here. 

391
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,200
That's not a normal. 
Map I went from a, I mean a guy 

392
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,920
to a little white Mitch. 
I mean the guys. 

393
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:43,720
Talking. 
About double S. 

394
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,280
In size, you're you're. 
You didn't think anything was 

395
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,160
weird? 
Guys, I'm trying to get a bad 

396
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,960
feeling about this IKEA. 
Well, as you look, it's a map. 

397
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,840
You can tell that it's never 
ending. 

398
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:58,360
In fact, what you see out in 
front of you is a fairly large 

399
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,760
section. 
But as you unfold the map, it 

400
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,760
keeps unfolding, keeps 
unfolding, keeps unfolding. 

401
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,240
It doesn't stop unfolding. 
I see this from whoever's 

402
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,640
holding the map and then I climb
the nearest shelf to climb up 

403
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,440
and I want to see if I can see 
any more employees or like it 

404
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,880
where the exit is. 
OK, roll perception for me. 

405
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,120
6013. 
That's pretty good, actually. 

406
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,080
Sick. 
Sick. 

407
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:30,240
So you see a light coming from 
this direction over here, like 

408
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,920
almost like a campfire. 
In the. 

409
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:36,880
Store, you see? 
Yes, you see lamps that are lit 

410
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,920
up over here and like the store.
The store is genuinely like dark

411
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,920
like like the is. 
This night time off, Yes, aw. 

412
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:48,240
So like the emergency lights are
on and that kind of stuff, but 

413
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,560
like there's so there's lamps 
coming from this direction. 

414
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:56,520
There is a fire in the store 
coming from this direction and 

415
00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:02,360
then there's more, it looks like
lamps or lanterns over in this 

416
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:08,080
section. 
Here you do see two of those 

417
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,680
employee store employees over in
this second year. 

418
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,920
I go. 
I climb back down and relay my 

419
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,240
findings. 
OK. 

420
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,680
I think we should go for the 
fire. 

421
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,520
I don't know what that is. 
Well, to get to the fire. 

422
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,400
And that's this is me speaking, 
by the way, this is me. 

423
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,960
Yeah, Yeah. 
Yeah, what up, baby? 

424
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:32,440
Get to hey, what's up, baby? 
We about to die, might as well 

425
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,080
get one more in Might. 
As well get the last one in. 

426
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,520
So I mean, if, if we go over 
that. 

427
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:42,400
Way the way you're closing. 
Hey, it looks pretty good. 

428
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:47,280
You'll close it. 
Yeah, where your clothes at? 

429
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,760
To get over there, we've got to 
go through like past the 

430
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,000
employees, don't we? 
I mean you guys. 

431
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:58,400
Like we're Lantern, I mean. 
I love you guys, but I'm not. 

432
00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,800
I'm not. 
I'm not armed. 

433
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,600
I'm not gonna. 
Do. 

434
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,440
You know that. 
OK, so here's the I'm gonna. 

435
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,520
Climb the shelves in parkour 
over there. 

436
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:06,480
We need. 
We need. 

437
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,520
To make actually my climbing's 
great so. 

438
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,640
Yeah, my I can climb pretty 
good. 

439
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,080
I I ripped my shirt off. 
So. 

440
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,600
That was fast. 
I probably could have found 

441
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,720
something else. 
I start gnawing on his arm. 

442
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,560
I'm and I'm I'm fully disabled 
right now. 

443
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,280
I can't do anything but stare 
and drool. 

444
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,640
That's Bob. 
That's your son. 

445
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,560
I think we need to talk about 
this. 

446
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:34,040
I cover up my nipple. 
Okay, now I'm okay. 

447
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,680
How about this? 
How about this? 

448
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,040
Alex and I will climb the 
shelves and make it over there 

449
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,280
and then we can distract. 
I don't like this plan, but we 

450
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,880
can just distract the employees 
and then you guys can run by. 

451
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,080
I can just hit them. 
With my pocket we can also not 

452
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:50,520
scout. 
Out. 

453
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,360
We can scout that step by step 
though. 

454
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,160
Right, I just decapitated one of
these things with my pocket 

455
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,000
knife so. 
After I shot it, but sure I. 

456
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,120
Can't attest to that. 
That doesn't seem but. 

457
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:05,560
While you're developing a plan 
everlasting from over here. 

458
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,520
A voice. 
A noise. 

459
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,520
A noise coming from around the 
corner. 

460
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,640
From around the corner, yes. 
I'm scared, I'm brave. 

461
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,240
I immediately start climbing the
shelf. 

462
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,760
I mean, I gotta, I feel not, I 
don't feel safe. 

463
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,480
So I want to look for like a 
table leg or something like 

464
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,440
that. 
I'm brave. 

465
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:28,600
I'll check it. 
You got you find you find like a

466
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,280
wooden chair. 
Where's Klein? 

467
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,480
OK, I mean, you find another 
one, I'm gonna RIP one of the 

468
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,200
legs off. 
You RIP one of the legs off, 

469
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,360
yeah. 
Yeah, so I need. 

470
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,040
Eric. 
But I, I have my, I have my gun 

471
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,400
ready just in case. 
OK, you ready? 

472
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,920
What? 
Oh, I just need to find 

473
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,640
something to start a fire. 
Oh. 

474
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,680
I have a laser pointer. 
Yeah, I do. 

475
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,440
Too, But. 
You know, blacklight, I have a 

476
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,320
laser. 
Pointer. 

477
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,800
I mean, my flashlight gets 
pretty hot, but I don't think 

478
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,840
it'll start a fire. 
We got anything that can like 

479
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,320
magnify the the light to make me
make it. 

480
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,280
No. 
I mean. 

481
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,160
There it's for shooting. 
I have magnetic strips on my 

482
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,560
credit card. 
Student. 

483
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,760
Magnetic. 
We grab those together, really. 

484
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,960
Fast I have, I have hollow 
point. 

485
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,000
It's not going to start a fire. 
Guys, there's electrical sockets

486
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,640
all over the place. 
We can grab the wires and. 

487
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,880
I'm not doing Ah, true that I'll
do that. 

488
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,160
I've I've got a multi tool. 
I'll take the I'll take it apart

489
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,880
wires and. 
Anyway, I checked the noise 

490
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,280
around the the corner. 
All right, so Dad, you got a 

491
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:31,480
torch. 
And then what you see around the

492
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:39,960
corner is that a very 
disheveled, bigger, older lady. 

493
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,200
You could smell her before you 
saw her. 

494
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:48,240
That that makes sense. 
My I I have oh where is it? 

495
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,040
I have like identify smell at 
like Max level. 

496
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,600
Yeah, you. 
Smell. 

497
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,560
She smells. 
I have a really good sense of 

498
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,240
smell. 
Yeah, she smells of. 

499
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:00,800
Marlboros and what you think is 
methamphetamine? 

500
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,520
And you smell like my mom, so 
that is definitely cigarette. 

501
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,760
Turns around and took. 
Oh, hey there, boy, how are you?

502
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,920
I've. 
Been better, but how are you? 

503
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:19,520
Like a tall drink of water. 
Is the is. 

504
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:24,320
The Clarice over there. 
Just say yes. 

505
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,560
Yes. 
You're. 

506
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,080
Not. 
One of your. 

507
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,680
Employees are you and. 
Underneath, no, I'm actually 

508
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,520
unemployed. 
Pulls out a chair handle. 

509
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:37,800
Or a chair actually unemployed. 
No, I take unemployment 

510
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,320
benefits. 
And then she holsters her the 

511
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,600
chair leg by shoving it back up 
underneath their boobs. 

512
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:50,520
It's like it's not there. 
It concerns me and excites me. 

513
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,880
Oh no. 
I'm scarily aroused. 

514
00:26:56,040 --> 00:27:00,520
Scarily. 
Alex rolled a 21 and I rolled a 

515
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,600
16 to climb the shelves. 
So. 

516
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,320
Yeah, you're both on top of the 
shelves. 

517
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,800
So we're seeing this from above.
You're. 

518
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,680
Working. 
This. 

519
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,560
From above, Terry. 
Looking like a couple of 

520
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,240
monkeys. 
Hi. 

521
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,800
Hi. 
Taxi wine. 

522
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:23,720
That's Alex. 
Look like my son. 

523
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:28,520
Anyway, see you later. 
It's surprising how closely it 

524
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,320
related I am to your son without
actually being your son. 

525
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,640
In another world I feel like 
maybe. 

526
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:38,720
If you find him auto erotic 
fixation just cut him down 

527
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:43,040
before he killed himself. 
Oh no, why did I move here 

528
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,560
anyway? 
Honestly. 

529
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,440
Well, we've talked about this. 
That is true. 

530
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:56,400
Very good benefit I did get. 
I did get a few bucks from the 

531
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:59,720
divorce. 
Literally like $3. 

532
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,640
Like 3 1/2 bucks. 
Yeah. 

533
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,840
So Alex and I are on the 
shelves. 

534
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:08,040
Yes, there's a gap coming up. 
I'm gonna jump it. 

535
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,840
OK. 
All right. 

536
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,160
Are you good at jumping? 
I am. 

537
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,320
I think I have level 1 at least.
They're jumping. 

538
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,480
In fact, I'm not good at jumping
at all. 

539
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,800
I know this is a really bad time
but I need to pay. 

540
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,800
I kind of have to too. 
I just let it fly off the side 

541
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,640
of the shelf. 
Jeez dude, have some. 

542
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,600
We didn't establish a pee 
corner. 

543
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,520
There's Annie. 
Annie. 

544
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,640
Derek, you're right. 
Come on, Danny, don't just sit 

545
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,000
there. 
All right, sorry. 

546
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,800
I was answering a work tech. 
That's why I said. 

547
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,440
I looked at it and I was like, I
might as well pee. 

548
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,800
That's why I'm here. 
Seeing him go to the path to 

549
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,400
make me want to pee. 
Why does it smell like stale 

550
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,240
urine? 
I smell. 

551
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,240
People in the Thor that smells 
of urine. 

552
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,720
I made the jump. 
I jump. 

553
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,600
I gotta make the jump, guys. 
Alex, you go first. 

554
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:05,480
Push. 
I I dip into the bathroom dip. 

555
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,840
Into. 
I'm gonna use an exertion if it 

556
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,000
lets me. 
Okay, yeah. 

557
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,400
Both of mine because my jumping.
Is. 

558
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,960
Awful. 
All right. 16 I'm standing guard

559
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,800
outside the bathroom. 
Well, there's an employee 

560
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,720
staring at direct in the face. 
I also got a 16. 

561
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,640
What's up? 
You need to leave the. 

562
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,960
Store The store is closed. 
All right, I'm going to tell you

563
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,960
the same thing I told the last 
douchebag. 

564
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,600
Where's the exit? 
I'll gladly leave. 

565
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,800
I don't think they can tell you.
I will show you to the exit. 

566
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,720
Oh. 
OK, OK, I put my head up. 

567
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,760
Wait, really? 
Yeah, good to be true, Mr. Trap.

568
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:50,880
And I shut the door again. 
And then you just hear the 

569
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:54,320
number one turn into a #2. 
Yeah, something. 

570
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:03,200
Else. 
Oh yeah, you know. 

571
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,640
Exactly what I thought it would 
be. 

572
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,120
Yeah, you can tell it's been a 
minute since we played. 

573
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:14,120
Yes. 
So, dad, right, His IKEA 

574
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,600
employee is charging at you. 
And is he? 

575
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,400
Ready with the. 
Weapon. 

576
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,920
Oh yeah, no, he's charging at 
him. 

577
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,880
He was going to show me the way 
out. 

578
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:27,440
Yeah, the way out is hell, and 
we're going to have right as 

579
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,240
he's charging at the. 
Back door if I ever heard one. 

580
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,200
You're expecting to show you 
right out of nowhere, you hear 

581
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,880
gunshots ring out. 
Oh yeah, boy. 

582
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,040
What? 
And they shoot and kill both 

583
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:52,080
these guys and one of one of 
the, the older gentleman rather 

584
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:57,200
he, he gets on the ground and 
he, he picks up the blood, kind 

585
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,880
of Pats his hand in it and he 
licks it. 

586
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,520
Yeah, these ones are fresh. 
Yeah, boy. 

587
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,600
Oh yeah. 
Hey Mr. What's it taste like? 

588
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,840
Oh, it tastes like blood. 
That makes sense. 

589
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,120
I didn't really expect anything 
else, so no. 

590
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,800
Problem is going to show me the 
way out. 

591
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:14,760
What's going on? 
Here. 

592
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,440
Oh yeah, Nope, Nope. 
There ain't no way out of here, 

593
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,640
just like there ain't no way out
of Vietnam. 

594
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,440
I'm. 
Sorry, what? 

595
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,240
We're all still stuck in 
Vietnam. 

596
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,760
Hold on a second hold on a 
second hold. 

597
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,800
On. 
You entered this IKEA in 

598
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:38,640
Vietnam? 
I don't get it. 

599
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,360
And how did how are you in 
Vietnam? 

600
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,280
Well, we're all kind of still 
stuck there in Vietnam. 

601
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,000
No, this is America. 
We're not, no. 

602
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:49,520
I mean, like mentally, you know,
you know what I mean? 

603
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:51,400
Yeah. 
He's not one of those. 

604
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,560
He's one of those PTSD guys. 
I think you're thank you for 

605
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,560
your but it's OK for your 
service. 

606
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,480
Yeah, thank. 
Thank you over here with. 

607
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,400
Sunglasses. 
He he comes up to you, Derek. 

608
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,360
And yeah, nice glasses. 
Yeah, nice. 

609
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:05,320
Glasses, buddy. 
He goes to shake your hand. 

610
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,440
How you doing? 
My name's Cletus. 

611
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,040
Very nice to meet you. 
Yeah. 

612
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,400
Yeah. 
You ever think about enlisting? 

613
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,280
No. 
No, you'd be. 

614
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,120
You'd be pretty good. 
You'd be pretty good. 

615
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,800
I I, I, I tell you what, like 
one tub of ice cream and I'm 

616
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,080
like gaining like 80 lbs. 
Oh. 

617
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,840
Yeah, no, back in the Hanoi 
Hilton there they gave me a 

618
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,920
bunch of bunch of ice cream. 
Isn't that a? 

619
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,760
Isn't that a hotel? 
Yeah, yeah, I know. 

620
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,800
Over in Vietnam. 
Yeah, that was back in the 90s. 

621
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,120
Oh. 
OK. 

622
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,720
Wait. 
Oh yeah, you know what? 

623
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,720
I'm not gonna. 
Question you know anyways time 

624
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,520
to time to let the employees 
know who's. 

625
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,280
Boss. 
And he wraps a rope around the 

626
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,440
one in front of you guys around 
his dad, and he hoists it up and

627
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,560
he hangs it just, you know. 
Do you guys, did you guys see 

628
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,240
that fire? 
Do you know what that is? 

629
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:58,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Yeah. 

630
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,600
No, it's a, it's a couple of 
like. 

631
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,960
You know, a couple whack jobs. 
Really, they're dressed like 

632
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,840
they're prisoners. 
And they got like recording 

633
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:10,000
equipment on and prison. 
They're talking like, huh, Speak

634
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,880
up, boy. 
I mean, you're all the way over 

635
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:13,880
there. 
I don't want to make a lot of 

636
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,680
noise. 
What's up Cable? 

637
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,280
What? 
Yeah, you just said it. 

638
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:30,640
Is it safe to go over there? 
I mean, will I say hi? 

639
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,160
You know, if you don't mind 
killing. 

640
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,200
I don't, I guess. 
You ever you ever killed? 

641
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,240
No. 
No. 

642
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,360
I've done target practice 
before. 

643
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,720
So you're a painty, I see. 
Yeah. 

644
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,200
I was hitting an animal with 
your car. 

645
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,560
Count. 
Yes, I remember what it was. 

646
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,920
Like taking the life of that 
first Vietnamese. 

647
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:56,560
Child OK October 3rd, 91. 
That's cool. 

648
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,560
Man was rough. 
You were fighting in the Vietnam

649
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:04,600
War after the Vietnam War was. 
Yeah, that's not what? 

650
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,720
The people over there, yeah, 
they're kind of, they're kind 

651
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,199
of, they're kind of, I don't 
know, They're they're kind of 

652
00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:12,840
dumb. 
Yeah. 

653
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,719
They're dressed like prisoners. 
They got like recording 

654
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,280
equipment and stuff. 
About talking about like on the 

655
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,600
kettle black well. 
Black. 

656
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,520
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

657
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,199
Anyway, all right, thank. 
You. 

658
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,520
He's definitely from the island 
of caucuses like us. 

659
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:28,239
Thank. 
You. 

660
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,760
Yes, sure. 
I'm from America. 

661
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,320
Cigarette. 
What? 

662
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:37,400
Yeah, I got some menthol. 
Yeah, I need one. 

663
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,080
You need menthol. 
Here you go, buddy. 

664
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,360
He pulls out. 
Thanks man. 

665
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,719
Appreciate that you're a light. 
Yeah, do you have a spare 

666
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,480
lighter? 
I mean, I got my one from 

667
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:50,239
Vietnam. 
I just didn't want to use it. 

668
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,760
I wanted it later. 
Yeah, I got my torch. 

669
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,400
I'll, I'll light it later. 
I'm going to keep this. 

670
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,760
OK. 
That's OK. 

671
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,640
I appreciate it. 
Appreciate. 

672
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,240
I'm going to wait until I have 
some sex first. 

673
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,480
Who are you playing? 
There's lots of there's lots of 

674
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,920
women around here too. 
That's see, there you go. 

675
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,360
There was that. 
Lady that smelled like Marvel 

676
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,320
was earlier, yeah. 
Definitely not. 

677
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,440
Yeah, yeah. 
I hear you guys talking behind 

678
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,120
me and I move on a little bit. 
Yeah. 

679
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,080
Yeah, the employees are great 
for sex too. 

680
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,160
You want some of that anyways, 
you know those prisoners, 

681
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,960
they're over there and they're, 
they're talking about like SCP 

682
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,880
something, something, something 
and they're, you got to, you 

683
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,800
know, something about 
Foundation. 

684
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,360
We think they're government 
spies, but we can't prove it it.

685
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,040
Seems like they might know 
something or know somebody that 

686
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,080
knows something. 
Probably not. 

687
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,680
Maybe, I don't know. 
I'm going over there, I'm 

688
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,040
climbing down the shelves and 
I'm going to snake my way over. 

689
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:49,960
Roll for climb I'm. 
Stupid climb with clam Clam 

690
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,360
climb. 
Oh Dang. 

691
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,960
I do it gracefully, yeah. 
Pretty good at it. 

692
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:55,680
Woo. 
Hey I. 

693
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,440
Don't everybody. 
Else it was you better catch up.

694
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,160
It was the fire I. 
Like to ping the coffee or take 

695
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,920
a look at the coffee area from 
my spot on the shelf. 

696
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:11,800
The I run along the shelf and 
kind of look into the OH. 

697
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,680
OK, that's. 
Where the fire is OK, but. 

698
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,760
Likely that's good meeting you. 
See you later, boys. 

699
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,680
Yeah, I'll. 
Look down at the coffee area. 

700
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,840
Stay blessed. 
Why did I move here? 

701
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,040
So you're taking a look at the 
coffee area, you said. 

702
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:30,520
Yeah, I rolled 13. 
OK, you see a boy playing with 

703
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:31,920
cars like. 
Hot. 

704
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,280
Wheels, you know, because I need
some. 

705
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,360
You need me some, Joe? 
He's hyper autistic. 

706
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,840
And worse with autistic kids so.
There's. 

707
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,160
Some sweet Hot Wheels. 
I just need some coffee. 

708
00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:02,400
I'm just passing you want. 
Play you want my. 

709
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:12,360
Hot Wheel. 
I've ever seen any coffee before

710
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,160
I can play. 
Oh, you want coffee? 

711
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,960
In the middle of the night, you 
should go to bed, Mama said. 

712
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,120
Bedtime, Yeah. 
Would be bedtime, but first I 

713
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,160
need coffee and then I'm going 
to go investigate a fire over 

714
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,640
here so none of us get in 
trouble. 

715
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,040
Yeah, you're right. 
You're right. 

716
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,360
What are you? 
What are you doing? 

717
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,320
What are you talking to? 
Getting coffee, getting coffee 

718
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,240
and talking to this cool guy 
with the cool Hot Wheels. 

719
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,520
That's me. 
Yeah, that's you. 

720
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:41,920
You. 
You know it, man. 

721
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,680
That's you I'm. 
Cool. 

722
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,080
You're cool and you got some 
sweet Hot Wheels. 

723
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,880
Coffee. 
Yes, yes, I do OK. 

724
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,800
And he fills up your cup and he 
throws it at you. 

725
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:58,040
Thank you, I usually like to 
drink it but wearing it would 

726
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,560
work I guess. 
It tastes good. 

727
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,440
It tastes very good. 
It is some of the best coffee 

728
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,440
I've ever had. 
Yeah. 

729
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,120
OK, OK. 
OK, bye. 

730
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,360
Bye. 
Have fun with those Hot Wheels 

731
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,200
man. 
You take care of those. 

732
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,000
Those are some sweet Hot Wheels.
I'm gonna look in food real 

733
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,040
quick. 
You find the same food that 

734
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,520
you've seen earlier in the food 
court. 

735
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,920
Go Swedish sweet balls and peas.
Hell yeah, I'm gonna pop. 

736
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,520
I'm gonna pop a few more 
meatballs and I'm gonna look for

737
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:29,760
the biggest knife they got. 
Or if it's a spear, What? 

738
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,400
It's a big man. 
Oh hi, do you work here? 

739
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,560
No, no. 
You just eaten. 

740
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,840
No, just fill my glut in his 
gut. 

741
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,840
Oh. 
Hi. 

742
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:49,320
Hey, man, I won't bother you. 
I'm just gonna, I'm just looking

743
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,400
for like a knife to defend 
myself. 

744
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:55,360
Something weird's going on. 
I got in the yard mayonnaise. 

745
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:58,920
Mayonnaise. 
What? 

746
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:04,360
You seen any employees? 
Yeah, yeah, they're not. 

747
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,520
Crazy. 
I crave flesh. 

748
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:13,920
Like from the employees? 
Mayonnaise. 

749
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,760
Can I go back and get the head 
of the one that was dead? 

750
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,400
I mean, I suppose you could, 
yeah. 

751
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:24,760
And bring it to him. 
I tell you what, buddy, I've 

752
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:29,960
got, I got a, I got some you can
use as a weapon if you bring me 

753
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:34,080
some flesh. 
OK and grab a little knife and I

754
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,560
go back to the the few that were
dead and chop off an arm. 

755
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,400
Oh hey, Joe. 
Oh, bye, Joe. 

756
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,560
Hey, run back. 
You see me run past you with a 

757
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,680
knife with with purpose. 
Hey, well. 

758
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,040
Dandy for Chris, yeah. 
Don't ask, all right? 

759
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:50,600
You won't get you'll. 
You'll understand. 

760
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,600
Answer your work emails. 
I make sure not to put a blood 

761
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,160
on. 
Hey, hold on, Dad. 

762
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,960
You smell. 
Yeah, you smell some smell. 

763
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,520
Smell. 
Bourbon. 

764
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,200
Where? 
I don't like no no. 

765
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:11,320
It's more whiskey, yeah. 
Lots of getting a lot of Jack 

766
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:12,960
Daniels. 
That's OK. 

767
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,600
Oh, now he's he's sneezing 
because he was smelling the 

768
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,600
bourbon, the whiskey, like a 
lot. 

769
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,840
Blowing his own brains out. 
Yeah. 

770
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:30,080
He got some pepper up in there. 
Oh, hey there, Mr. Oh wow, this 

771
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,760
fellow got something. 
Hey. 

772
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,280
What's up? 
You made me. 

773
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,800
Hey, hey. 
Hey, what's up? 

774
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,160
Hey buddy, you, are you doing 
OK? 

775
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,840
No, no, I'm homeless. 
Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that. 

776
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:49,480
That's the spare change. 
You know what? 

777
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,480
Here man, I'll I'll give you a 
20. 

778
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,720
How's that sound? 
Oh sick man, he'll buy me 

779
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:57,640
another handle. 
A handle? 

780
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,120
Yeah, I got a buddy. 
Whiskey man. 

781
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,880
No, I got a buddy that brews, 
you know he. 

782
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,240
He owed my dollar where he brews
his own. 

783
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,840
You know, I thought maybe you 
were drinking some 10 high. 

784
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:12,000
No, no, I got vodka is really 
what I go for, but. 

785
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,400
Yeah, that's that. 
That'll get you. 

786
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,160
That'll almost get you 2 
handles. 

787
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,080
Yeah, pretty close. 
Very close. 

788
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,320
Tastes pretty good. 
Oh, taste. 

789
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,400
Yeah. 
Yeah, you don't drink cock 

790
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,440
eyeballs. 
Different taste. 

791
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,440
Well, I do. 
All right. 

792
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,720
Yeah. 
Hold on, Hold on. 

793
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,160
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

794
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,360
What? 
OK. 

795
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,280
All right. 
Yeah. 

796
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,440
Jackie told me to tell you that 
you'll you'll find the exit. 

797
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:39,600
Don't worry. 
Things will get worse before 

798
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,840
they get better, though. 
Oh, OK. 

799
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,280
All right. 
I'll see you around. 

800
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,960
OK, now what's your name? 
Oh, the name's Jimothy. 

801
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,800
Oh, nice to meet you, Jimothy. 
Jim for short, you know. 

802
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,760
I'm Bob Baroni. 
Oh, hey, nice to meet you, Bob 

803
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:56,920
Baroni. 
Yeah. 

804
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,000
All right, Steve, I'm ready to 
go home. 

805
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:05,160
And then a portal opens up next 
to him and a naked man runs 

806
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,320
through and grabs him and jumps 
back into the portal. 

807
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,400
He's he's gone. 
Dang it. 

808
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,240
Oh, pains. 
All right. 

809
00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:14,200
Steve is now a Scranton reality 
anchor. 

810
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,560
So the flesh, yeah, yes. 
Yeah. 

811
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:41,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Sorry I forgot to this short 

812
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:45,840
little pocket night. 
And he Cortana. 

813
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,880
I didn't know I sold those here.
They know somebody. 

814
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,600
Needs I know I gotta walk, 
sharpen it I gotta. 

815
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:54,240
Walk away. 
Yeah. 

816
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,480
He actually, he just kind of 
like lifted up a fat fold and he

817
00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,000
pulled. 
It out. 

818
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:05,560
Oh, it has a smell to it. 
But definitely, definitely has 

819
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:09,160
a. 
It does acid damage. 

820
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,400
What's the damning? 
On that, the damning on that is 

821
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,480
3 DI 8. 
Okay, okay. 

822
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:21,160
And the X damage is A2 D 8 + 1. 
Oh well, thanks son. 

823
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,480
Done what? 
That's. 

824
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:27,560
It's almost as powerful as my 
pocket knife. 

825
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,840
Almost. 
I got a sword. 

826
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,520
Bruce Trees. 
I got a sword. 

827
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,160
Tweet Are these boundaries 
really here in the game? 

828
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:42,200
Yeah, no, it's actually there. 
OK, so there's a wall and we 

829
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,320
can't get really get past it. 
I'm gonna climb. 

830
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,440
We could climb over it. 
Yeah, I'll climb up. 

831
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:50,320
Everybody roll. 
A hold on, hold on. 

832
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:58,160
Hold on, hold on, hold on. 
Roll a Willpower. 

833
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,640
Check. 
Yeah, buddy, 9/16. 

834
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:12,400
Not the worst. 8A9 or an 8A1698 
Joe what you. 

835
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,480
I got a nine, OK. 
Two nines and 8:00 and it's 16. 

836
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:19,800
OK, add Joe and Derek. 
No. 

837
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:26,640
You hear music, not any music. 
This is where I wish I could 

838
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,920
play the music through so you 
guys could hear it. 

839
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,720
And you not? 
I guess I don't know how to. 

840
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,880
So you can through the oh, where
is it? 

841
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:41,080
I don't know. 
The Juke there's a way where you

842
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:46,440
can add a link to the jukebox 
and then it will play it for us,

843
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,600
but I don't I don't know how to 
do it. 

844
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,480
What did you want to play? 
If you have a YouTube link I'll 

845
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,000
go to it. 
Well. 

846
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,600
That's fair. 
But yeah, no, you guys hear some

847
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,120
music and it it compels you, you
feel like you have to physically

848
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,800
basically get ready for like a 
fight almost a. 

849
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,360
Tense. 
Yeah, Alex, you don't. 

850
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,760
You don't hear anything. 
I. 

851
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,840
Pull up in that Cortana. 
La La La La la, Spring is in the

852
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,200
air. 
And I look at Alex suspiciously 

853
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:14,680
because he's the only one not 
affected. 

854
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,280
I have a dark urge to cut his 
head off, but I don't do it. 

855
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,920
Here. 
These plants are stressing me 

856
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:25,320
out down here. 
I climbed a shelf right in front

857
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,640
of me where Joe and I are 
standing. 

858
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,280
Nice form. 
It is climbing things really 

859
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,000
needful. 
I popped it into memes. 

860
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,520
To mean. 
Shawn Michaels sexy boy. 

861
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:43,120
Just a sexy boy. 
I'm not your boy toy. 

862
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:45,080
You're. 
Like a wrestler's like entrance.

863
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,760
I now want to fight and wrestle,
yeah. 

864
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,920
Yeah, so all all three of you. 
You hear Shawn Michaels? 

865
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,320
You think so? 
I'm cute. 

866
00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:00,520
I know what I'm saying. 
I got the looks that drive the 

867
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,760
girls wild. 
Yeah, that's what you hear. 

868
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:08,760
You feel, you feel compelled. 
Like holy crap, I've got a I've 

869
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,120
got a wrestle. 
I'm ready. 

870
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,160
You. 
You ready? 

871
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,040
I'm ready. 
I'm going to run over to, I'm 

872
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,400
going to run over to KAR and I'm
going to RKOM. 

873
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,880
I'm gonna take my I'm gonna take
my shirt. 

874
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:22,680
The front of my shirt, huh? 
Throw it behind my, my, my neck.

875
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:26,160
OK, Like in front of me exposed,
but I still have the sleeves on.

876
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,760
Well, all of us. 
Alex is up. 

877
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:31,960
Alex is up on the turnbuckle. 
Watch out, watch out, watch out.

878
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,920
A wrestler appears. 
You said you added it to memes. 

879
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:37,840
Oh, there it is. 
Yeah. 

880
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:43,000
And he hits you, Joe with Sweet 
Chin Music. 

881
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,400
Which is a hardcore kick to the 
face. 

882
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:49,640
It is, yes. 
I'm on the turnbuckle dancing to

883
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,120
the music, even though I can't 
hear it. 

884
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,360
I can't hear it. 
Dancing to nothing. 

885
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:03,240
I'm just, I'm on the shelf just 
like my pants are off. 

886
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:08,760
It's a pants off dance off. 
Yeah, I'm going in low you're. 

887
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,600
Going in low. 
Yeah, I'm diving for his knees. 

888
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:17,280
Oh, OK. 
I'm hyped up from the music. 

889
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,800
Oh yeah, no, that makes sense. 
Yeah. 

890
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,360
So you tack him to the ground 
and. 

891
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,680
And now what? 
Should I? 

892
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:30,200
Oh, I I I actually, I Oh, OK, 
OK, now, now that I've got him, 

893
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,960
I'm gonna. 
I don't, I don't know the names 

894
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,320
of any wrestling moves. 
I mean, I could. 

895
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,360
Think of Power Bomb. 
Power bomb, Yeah. 

896
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,960
All right, Alabama stand. 
Yeah, all right. 

897
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,440
I'm giving him an Alabama slam. 
I roll. 

898
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,600
You, you hoist them up onto your
shoulders. 

899
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:52,760
Kind of, it's kind of to where 
actually the best way to 

900
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:56,800
describe what an Alabama slam 
is, is you, you hoist them up 

901
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,760
and then you just kind of use 
the momentum of bringing them up

902
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,160
to slam them right back down 
again. 

903
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,760
OK, OK, OK. 
And this, this is, you know, a 

904
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,160
concrete floor. 
So you slam them down and and 

905
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,360
blood kind of goes everywhere 
and it's oh, soon at the music 

906
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:16,600
and he went there, there, go on.
The music stops as I'm like mid 

907
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,240
air like drop kicking king ass 
Ripper. 

908
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:31,200
I just bounce off. 
I just I turn around, not 

909
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,000
noticing that I was going to get
absolutely speared. 

910
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:35,920
Get the Get the Sweet Chin 
Music. 

911
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:41,320
All of a sudden you guys, you 
hear me calling for help. 

912
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:45,000
Guys help quick. 
I found my way towards you. 

913
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:48,120
I bound my way towards you on 
the shelves. 

914
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:50,920
No, I don't, because I can't 
jump very well. 

915
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,320
Oh, yeah, I can't hear you. 
I'm surrounded. 

916
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,840
Help. 
Is that Sabu? 

917
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,640
Oh Dang, we're dead. 
We're dead. 

918
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:02,160
If that's Sabu, we're dead. 
We can kiss our bums goodbye. 

919
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,680
It's the people of Walmart. 
I'm surrounded by Walmart 

920
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,920
people. 
You can already see that there's

921
00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:14,280
an obvious man in his skirt 
that's on his back on the ground

922
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:17,680
cuz I've knocked him out. 
I'm surrounded by a couple 

923
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:21,400
others. 
I take aim at the at the weird 

924
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:25,000
blonde fake blonde wig lady. 
It's ma'am. 

925
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,920
Sir. 
And I'm the one with the gun. 

926
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,520
I'm the gun with the I'm the one
with the gun. 

927
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,560
I I got it. 
Hey they've got Cheez, its on 

928
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,040
sale for like $0.25 around the 
corner. 

929
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,360
Over here and the black. 
Oh wait, really? 

930
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,280
Where? 
Over here. 

931
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,320
OK, so the daddy, the daddy's 
little girl busts through the 

932
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,160
wall. 
I follow behind. 

933
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:57,520
Looking for cheez? 
Wait, there's cheez its No 

934
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,800
there's not. 
I'm not Bob, I'm not seeing the 

935
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:03,520
cheez its. 
Yeah, there weren't any. 

936
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,880
What? 
Why'd you lie? 

937
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,800
Why'd you lie to me? 
There are people at Walmart. 

938
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,920
I figured they'd go for it. 
I didn't know you'd be one of 

939
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:12,160
them. 
I. 

940
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:16,200
See this guy? 
I see this guy through the shelf

941
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:17,720
and I stabbed my guitar through 
it. 

942
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,200
Bang. 
Roll that, roll the hit. 

943
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,160
We're going for. 
It Alex by the way, you you also

944
00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:27,760
like that is successful. 
Oh, 17. 

945
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,720
Yeah, that's also successful. 
So both of you roll damage. 

946
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,720
How do I roll damage for the 
gun? 

947
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,840
Go down. 
What do I click? 

948
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:43,120
26 a Glock, right? 
26 damage. 23 Oh yeah, it's and 

949
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:46,080
then they they fall over 
expired. 

950
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,240
Well, you've taken the life and 
then Joe, you stabbed through 

951
00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:54,080
the shelves and this, this 
person hasn't done anything yet,

952
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:58,520
but they're, they're dead. 
Oh no, that was supposed to just

953
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,360
tap them in the arm, but I 
stabbed right through their 

954
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,800
neck. 
Yeah, yeah. 

955
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,480
No, you. 
What do you think was gonna 

956
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:07,520
happen? 
I was just gonna make them bleed

957
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,840
and then they'd run away. 
I killed them. 

958
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,520
No, they're using an actual 
Cortana. 

959
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:15,600
Their heart on the end of the on
the end of the plate. 

960
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,880
Oh God. 
You. 

961
00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:22,840
Literally the gentleman in front
of you turns around. 

962
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,560
Sir, please put on your match. 
I need us to be safe, okay? 

963
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,840
We can only go down the aisle 
One Direction. 

964
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:29,760
I regret. 
Yeah. 

965
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:35,400
Hey, I'm sorry. 
So I've ran out of match, right.

966
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,880
Could you have any extra ones? 
Well, I mean, I've got my 

967
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:42,520
panties. 
Yeah, that's those aren't good 

968
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,480
masks though. 
They don't seal very well. 

969
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:49,520
Can you I so? 
There's like desire and bad 

970
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,000
decisions. 
I know I saw a mask down this 

971
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,600
way, would you mind grabbing me 
one? 

972
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:59,080
I mean, if for for our safety, 
yeah, I probably should, huh? 

973
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:04,120
Yeah, cuz I cuz like I've gotten
I've gotten the COVID shot like 

974
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:09,160
13 times, but but but you can 
never be too safe. 

975
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,160
Like I get no. 
You're right here. 

976
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,000
How about you take some of my 
COVID shots? 

977
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,200
And he pulls out a bunch of 
needles. 

978
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,400
I I've I've had plenty there 
seems like enough. 

979
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:21,640
No, you need more. 
I walk out to him and I just 

980
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,320
cough on him. 
Thanks. 

981
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:29,520
Unclean. 
Thanks, Derek. 

982
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:35,320
I needed that. 
Apparently I worked myself into 

983
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:46,440
a corner on that one. 
That's good. 

984
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:50,200
Thanks. 
Oh, man. 

985
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:54,880
All right, thank you for saving 
my life. 

986
00:52:55,640 --> 00:53:00,600
Now I have a sudden burst of 
energy, so I'm going to just hop

987
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:04,880
over, hop over and just 
absolutely bulldoze my way 

988
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:08,920
through this shelf. 
Yeah, sick. 

989
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,760
OK. 
Yeah, well, you know, just to 

990
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,120
save us all time and effort, you
know? 

991
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Yeah, we got to get out of here,

992
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,600
man. 
I mean, this is like a vacation 

993
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,040
from work, Ray. 
There's another downy off out 

994
00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:25,960
there. 
And as we draw nearer to the 

995
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,800
campfire, we start to hear 
whispers. 

996
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,560
It's a man and a woman and 
they're exchanging stories. 

997
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:37,680
From the sounds of it, you can 
hear them talking about a life 

998
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,960
sentence and the sounds of one 
of those talking about how he 

999
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:45,160
accidentally murdered his best 
friend and was on on trial and 

1000
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,800
then received this offer to work
for the foundation. 

1001
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,680
In exchange they would if he 
successfully carried out a 

1002
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:58,080
handful of missions that he 
would be able to be free from 

1003
00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,240
any charges. 
So. 

1004
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,960
Yeah. 
Let's go talk to him. 

1005
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,480
Yeah, I'm down. 
I think prisoners, I don't think

1006
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:09,560
they'll know anything. 
Below I'm the shelf again, get a

1007
00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:11,080
bird's eye view of the whole 
situation. 

1008
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:16,040
Well one of them has fashioned A
spear out of a mirror and a a 

1009
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:21,120
longer chair leg or not a chair 
leg, sorry a lamp pole. 

1010
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:27,600
And the other one has a a very 
large table leg, very Mace like 

1011
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,240
with the bolts kind of sticking 
out all over the place. 

1012
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:34,040
Definitely red covered in blood.
The the weapons are. 

1013
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,240
Who are you guys? 
Hi, I'm Derek. 

1014
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:38,560
OK this. 
Was a bad idea. 

1015
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,440
RAW kind of trapped, yeah. 
Yeah, it was a bad idea. 

1016
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,560
Well, you just see a fire and 
you're like, yeah, we can take 

1017
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,000
those guys on. 
No. 

1018
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:46,960
I just want to see what was out 
over. 

1019
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:50,280
Here we figured actual people. 
You're being recorded and they 

1020
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,400
point to a camera that's on both
of their chests. 

1021
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,200
I. 
And I start doing like a little 

1022
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,280
sexy dance. 
I'm going to flick my nipples so

1023
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,120
they grow. 
It's my most endearing feature. 

1024
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:04,640
That's what everybody tells me. 
I don't know, I'm just going off

1025
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:07,600
what everybody else says. 
They're pretty endearing all. 

1026
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,040
Right. 
Hold on, hold on. 

1027
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,800
Yeah, OK, OK. 
All right. 

1028
00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:13,680
OK. 
Who you talking to? 

1029
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,640
He's on the phone. 
That DNR officer Lenny? 

1030
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,200
No, no, You guys know DNR 
officer Lenny? 

1031
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,400
Yeah, He's a good friendly. 
Not canonically, not. 

1032
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,640
Canonically, I. 
Mean me and him are lovers, so 

1033
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,520
yeah. 
I had him first. 

1034
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:31,760
No, that's our. 
Employer. 

1035
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:35,720
Yeah, Our employer. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1036
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,440
I'm convinced. 
They, they sent us in here to, 

1037
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,160
to, to study what's, what's 
going on. 

1038
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:44,200
So hey, by the way, have you 
found an exit yet? 

1039
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:45,800
Not yet. 
OK. 

1040
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:49,520
I was told there was no exit. 
I've heard we're going to find 

1041
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,040
it though. 
Well, and see. 

1042
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,440
So I've heard there's no exit 
either, but I've also heard of 

1043
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,280
some people just randomly 
stumbling across an exit and 

1044
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:59,720
being able to leave. 
Yeah, well, I'm still here, so I

1045
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,440
don't know. 
I mean, I don't, I don't know 

1046
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,400
either. 
Hey, you guys. 

1047
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,240
Haven't been able to go like to 
the Bistro Kingdom, have you? 

1048
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,200
The what the. 
The what Bistro Kingdom? 

1049
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,520
It's a, they call it a Kingdom, 
but there's a they've 

1050
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:15,360
essentially they've they've made
makeshift walls and this whole 

1051
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:20,920
little area to kind of protect 
one of the one of the sections. 

1052
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,640
But I was just wondering if you 
guys had gone over the if you 

1053
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,480
hadn't that, that's fine too. 
So no big deal. 

1054
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:27,440
No. 
Don't think so this. 

1055
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,720
Is new to us. 
New to you. 

1056
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:30,680
OK. 
Good, Good. 

1057
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:31,080
Good. 
Good. 

1058
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:31,720
Good. 
Good. 

1059
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:33,400
Good. 
Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool, Cool 

1060
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:34,840
cool. 
Yeah, cool. 

1061
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:36,160
Yeah, cool. 
No, cool. 

1062
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,440
Cool, cool, cool. 
And I guess. 

1063
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:40,000
Is the Bistro Kingdom somewhere 
we should go? 

1064
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:41,960
If you. 
If you. 

1065
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:47,400
Want you also you who all of you
you met since you've you've come

1066
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,000
in like how long you guys been 
here like? 

1067
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:53,080
Half an hour, 45 minutes. 
We killed like 3 employees. 

1068
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:56,320
Yeah, we ran into a Vietnam 
veteran. 

1069
00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:59,400
I checked my phone. 
With Mayo, the hallmark. 

1070
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:03,360
People, you've been here for 12 
hours. 12 hours. 

1071
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:07,320
Yeah, 12 hours now, the kid with
Hot Wheels. 

1072
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:09,320
All the lights flip on on the 
store. 

1073
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:12,600
Oh, OK. 
All right, Well, night's over 

1074
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:13,440
with. 
OK. 

1075
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:14,880
Are we safe? 
Now What? 

1076
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:17,520
Well, now it's safe. 
It's safe to move now. 

1077
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,120
Yeah. 
I mean, it's essentially like 

1078
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,400
the employees, they won't attack
you now unless you attack them. 

1079
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:26,120
We've been here for, we've been 
here for three months, so. 

1080
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,960
Oh wow. 
Oh no. 

1081
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:32,520
Yeah, all that sweet fish 
meatballs has got to be terrible

1082
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,680
for the bowels. 
It's horrendous. 

1083
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:38,280
Let me tell you, it's terrible. 
It was fine at first. 

1084
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,080
In fact, like the first week it 
was great. 

1085
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:43,720
And then you know it's the same 
thing over and over and over and

1086
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,360
over again. 
Yeah, yeah, anything gets old. 

1087
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:50,280
So you haven't, you haven't come
across any of the agency, have 

1088
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:51,080
you? 
Who? 

1089
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:52,360
Not sure what you're talking 
about. 

1090
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,240
OK, that's a no. 
All right. 

1091
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:55,720
Good, good, good, good. 
Good. 

1092
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,160
Good. 
Cool, Cool, cool, cool. 

1093
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,280
Yeah, cool. 
It doesn't seem very cool. 

1094
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,120
Yeah. 
I mean, it's actually great, 

1095
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,240
great that you haven't, you 
know, come across any of them 

1096
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:05,080
yet. 
Yeah. 

1097
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,400
Who are? 
They the. 

1098
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:12,160
People we, we work for, we 
probably shouldn't tell you, but

1099
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,800
I mean, seeing as we're all dead
anyways and white as well, 

1100
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:16,080
right? 
We're all what? 

1101
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,200
What? 
I got a kid on the outside, man,

1102
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:21,840
I get. 
Five of them I hear only, I hear

1103
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,160
only part time. 
We have a kid so. 

1104
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,440
Well. 
I'm the most single man you'll 

1105
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:29,360
ever meet. 
I've got I've got one of my kids

1106
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,760
with me or he's. 
With he's got a kid on the 

1107
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,560
inside and more on the outside. 
Yeah. 

1108
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:35,440
What do you think about that? 
Losers and a. 

1109
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,880
Kid on the inline. 
They had dogs and cats and 

1110
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:42,440
ferrets and Guinea pigs. 
I got to get back to them. 

1111
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,040
Well, I mean, I, I hope you're 
able to get out of here, but. 

1112
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,760
Like I said to be a friend of 
Raccoon currently as we speak. 

1113
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,880
We've been here for for three 
months and. 

1114
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:51,600
Bob, I wouldn't deal with 
raccoons. 

1115
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:54,520
They're and they're scary. 
No, no, I I've had a baby one, 

1116
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,480
it's fine. 
We've met people that have been 

1117
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,920
here for 6-7 years. 
Oh. 

1118
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:03,720
No, no. 67 years. 
No six or seven years. 

1119
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,560
No, that's that's not what I 
want. 

1120
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,040
First of all, that's a meme 
number. 

1121
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:10,720
You can't say that and I'm gonna
die in here. 6-7 No, we're, 

1122
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:12,160
we're, we're not dying. 
Here no. 

1123
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,280
No, we're not dying. 
There's no way. 

1124
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:19,680
Out my my perception check was 
to see if I could find any 

1125
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:24,280
weapons since it is security. 
You find a couple batons, that's

1126
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:25,640
about it. 
That's stupid. 

1127
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,360
Handcuffs. 
Yeah, sticks. 

1128
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,960
I want to talk to the prisoners.
Yeah. 

1129
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,400
So if you guys are here 
recording stuff for the people, 

1130
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:36,880
the group that you work for, how
do they get your information? 

1131
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:41,320
It it, it's broadcast through, I
don't know, something like some 

1132
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:45,000
reality anchor type deal and 
real. 

1133
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:46,520
So you're actually able to talk 
to them. 

1134
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,320
They're able to talk to me. 
I'm not able to talk to them. 

1135
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:54,760
In fact, like, look, man, a 
month ago I was on death row and

1136
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,160
this guy came to my cell and 
he's like, look, we can get you 

1137
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:59,400
out as long as you can work for 
us. 

1138
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:02,880
And then like, I get called D 
class all the time now. 

1139
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:07,120
And we just pulled up to a 
random IKEA in the middle of 

1140
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,400
nowhere and we walked in and 
here we were. 

1141
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:13,080
Was it in Fort Dodge, IA? 
There was no question. 

1142
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:16,880
No, it was in Galveston, TX. 
OK, OK. 

1143
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,920
They brought hold on, OK. 
So we've we've entered another 

1144
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,960
dimension. 
So they brought you into an IKEA

1145
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:27,040
in Galveston, TX and now you're 
here. 

1146
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,560
Correct. 
Yeah, we came into an IKEA in 

1147
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,320
Fort Dodge, IA and now we're 
here. 

1148
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:35,320
Same IKEA have not left the 
building. 

1149
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:38,680
I know how to get us out of 
this, we just need to find a 

1150
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:43,040
singularity or make one. 
Also real quick, how much batons

1151
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:47,840
really tight? 
That might work. 

1152
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,240
Batons and there's a spiked bat 
as well. 

1153
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:57,800
OK, damage, damages. 
For the spiked bat, it's a 1D10.

1154
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:04,120
OK. 
And the X damage is 1 D 10 + 5. 

1155
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:12,080
The batons do a 1D8. 
I throw a baton to Derek and 

1156
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:17,320
also one to. 
The melee on the batons, they're

1157
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:21,600
not batons, they're batons. 
Oh, the melee I'll. 

1158
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:25,920
Hold on to 1. 
And essentially, if you hit 

1159
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:28,920
somebody, the target must roll a
wool Willpower plus resist 

1160
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:31,920
Distress difficulty of 12. 
If they fail, the target loses 

1161
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:36,760
their next to combat action. 
Could you read the damage for 

1162
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:38,440
the baton again? 
Yes, sorry. 

1163
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:41,480
No, no, you're all good. 
All good. 1D8 right? 

1164
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,120
I believe so. 
Yep, 1D8. 

1165
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,560
And then X. 1D four element is 
electricity. 

1166
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:51,640
So yeah, anyways, man, we were 
sent here because they wanted to

1167
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:54,080
study up on this thing. 
And then it sounds like a couple

1168
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:58,080
of their, I don't know, some of 
their their like the part of the

1169
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:02,200
agency or I don't, I don't 
really know, man. 

1170
01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:06,840
Or the spike bat, I'm sorry it's
element would would the spike 

1171
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:10,520
back element be melee or crush 
or bludgeon? 

1172
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:14,640
What? 
It's impale strike force. 

1173
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,400
That's what is. 
It's in a strike force in here. 

1174
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,360
And. 
And that's who we're looking 

1175
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:17,840
for. 
Yeah. 

1176
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:18,960
You ain't seen everybody, have 
you? 

1177
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,920
From the Foundation, no. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

1178
01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:22,560
OK. 
All right. 

1179
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,840
So they're, they've been here a 
while, they're probably going to

1180
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:27,840
be pretty freaked out. 
Yeah, sounds like dangerous. 

1181
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:30,200
Only thing I know is one of 
them's got red hair. 

1182
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,320
Does any of them smoke? 
No, no, none of them. 

1183
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:35,760
That's too bad. 
All right. 

1184
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,920
You know, we're going to keep on
on trucking. 

1185
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:41,040
You know, we've, we've tracked 
quite a bit. 

1186
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:46,480
If you see an exit holler, you 
know we might be able to get to 

1187
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:47,560
it too. 
You know what I mean? 

1188
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:50,160
Yeah. 
Yeah, same if we. 

1189
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:54,120
See if we see an exit, I'll I'll
set up a smoke smoke signal. 

1190
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:57,800
Well, I hear that they they the 
exits aren't there for very 

1191
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:00,080
long, so. 
I mean, I'll do it. 

1192
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:03,440
I can, absolutely. 
OK, All right, I. 

1193
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:05,160
Don't want anybody to be trapped
here. 

1194
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,840
You. 
Guys hear this all of a sudden 

1195
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:09,280
if you look in memes again. 
Oh no. 

1196
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:10,440
Uh. 
Oh. 

1197
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:16,280
I see clearly. 
I hide. 

1198
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:21,920
I hide. 
Yeah, I feel like I should 

1199
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:23,280
probably hide. 
I hide. 

1200
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:26,040
And they the the prisoners are 
very. 

1201
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:28,400
Hiding from nothing and. 
They they look to each other and

1202
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:35,360
they go SCP. 
It's 88888 85988598. 

1203
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:40,080
SCP. 
And before you can react fast 

1204
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:45,000
enough, a guy comes out of 
nowhere, quite physically out of

1205
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,800
nowhere. 
And you can see him in the 

1206
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:51,080
corner and he's, he's doing like
this, raising up. 

1207
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:54,960
And then he takes off running at
the the female prisoner and he 

1208
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:57,600
Spears her completely in half, 
by the way. 

1209
01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:00,320
Oh, just just using his full 
body. 

1210
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:04,440
Alex, do something. 
And then he jumps on top of the 

1211
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:08,440
male prisoner and puts him in 
what's known as the 

1212
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:13,120
sharpshooter. 
It proceeds to break both of his

1213
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:16,240
legs. 
He's popping out during daytime.

1214
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:18,240
I thought it was safe to travel.
Oh no. 

1215
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:20,920
This is a random SCP. 
This is an employee. 

1216
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:25,200
This is a random individual. 
Can I run? 

1217
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,240
What are his weaknesses? 
Well, he disappears. 

1218
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:34,040
What a what a stissy. 
The man in prisoner in front of 

1219
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:35,720
you, his legs are completely 
shattered. 

1220
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:39,560
In fact, they're his heels are 
touching his ears. 

1221
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:41,840
Sounds like a back problem, not 
a leg problem to. 

1222
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,200
Do that. 
They're not supposed to deep. 

1223
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:49,120
Please man with the sunglasses, 
you kill me. 

1224
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:49,840
Please. 
Please. 

1225
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:54,120
I pull out. 
I'll do this, I'll do it. 

1226
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:58,440
I pull out the spiked bat and I 
swing with all my might and just

1227
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:02,400
smoke him in the. 
Head No. 

1228
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:03,480
No. 
Roll. 

1229
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:05,800
Roll for it. 
Will you roll for me? 

1230
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:08,480
I'm a little indisposed. 
You're gay. 

1231
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:11,680
I mean, I know I'm gay, but I 
said I'm indisposed. 

1232
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:14,160
What? 
It sounded like he said I was 

1233
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:15,840
gay. 
I know he said I was good, but. 

1234
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:19,960
Nope, didn't hit him. 
You, you hit his, you hit his 

1235
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:23,080
legs in his in his back, and he 
just screamed more. 

1236
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:35,840
Why don't you do that? 
Why? 

1237
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,400
Help me not make me more 
miserable. 

1238
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,960
Do it again, OK? 
I do it again. 

1239
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,920
And this time you successfully 
hit him in the head. 

1240
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:54,520
But yeah, no, you, you spider 
him and he, he passes away onto 

1241
01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:56,720
the other side. 
That's brain matter. 

1242
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:03,440
All right. 
And just as he kills him, just 

1243
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:08,080
as you kill him, you look up and
you see a bright red light 

1244
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:11,840
appear over here. 
What was that? 

1245
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:15,920
It says exit right above it. 
Guys, there's an exit. 

1246
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,600
I climb up on the shelves. 
OK, Gan. 

1247
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:22,680
Where's the exit? 
I pinged everybody, it's right 

1248
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:28,640
here. 31. 31. 
I climb up like a spider monkey.

1249
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,560
Spider monkey bound across the 
shelves. 

1250
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:39,640
I'm busting through walls. 
All right behind you, Daddy. 

1251
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:41,120
And. 
Jump. 

1252
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:52,280
Busting through that wall. 
I got a. 

1253
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,320
Kid. 
Come on, son. 

1254
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:58,080
Both. 
Both of my sons. 

1255
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:00,080
Come on. 
Get over your Ted, Derek. 

1256
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,160
Oh, wait. 
Ted is indisposed. 

1257
01:07:02,240 --> 01:07:04,600
Is he dead? 
I think he's taking a poop. 

1258
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:09,000
Dang. 
It and just as you guys arrive. 

1259
01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:12,520
No. 
Perfect. 

1260
01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:15,280
Perfect. 
Where the heck are these people?

1261
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:22,880
Why not? 
So you see a challenge the the 

1262
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:27,440
man with the reddish hair, 
handsomely handsome, smile up 

1263
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:30,520
front, talking to the store 
employees. 

1264
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:32,880
Now, guys, you listen, you gotta
stay away, OK? 

1265
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:35,880
You, you know, keep, keep 
everybody from leaving, all 

1266
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:37,600
right? 
You guys gotta leave me alone 

1267
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:40,320
too though. 
Like just buzz off, okay? 

1268
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:43,880
Nobody can escape. 
Nobody leaves except for us. 

1269
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:46,560
Excuse me? 
Whoa, who's that? 

1270
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:50,360
And they pull their guns on you.
Oh, you might want to put those 

1271
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:54,200
away. 
Who you think you are? 

1272
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:59,440
I'm your worst nightmare, pal. 
No, my worst nightmare is seeing

1273
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:03,280
my my mom naked. 
That's that's my worst 

1274
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:06,160
nightmare. 
Dude, best nightmare I did your 

1275
01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:08,960
mom last night. 
My best nightmare is seeing. 

1276
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,720
Twice naked. 
Yeah, that's what I figured. 

1277
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:16,000
You see this lit torch, this is 
going to get shoved so far up 

1278
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,200
your rear end it's going to come
out his mouth. 

1279
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:19,960
Whose mouth? 
His mouth. 

1280
01:08:20,359 --> 01:08:23,359
Your buddy behind you, it has 
his gun on me. 

1281
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:25,040
Yeah, well, we all have our 
guns. 

1282
01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:26,640
On you and. 
You know this. 

1283
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:29,840
Nice, good for you 5. 
Minutes. 

1284
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:31,720
And they're. 
What do I have a fear boner? 

1285
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:34,600
You got a fear boner. 
I just got a regular. 

1286
01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:37,680
Boner, I ain't fear to nothing. 
Here's here's the deal. 

1287
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:41,040
Get out of the way or you're 
keep being gotten out of the 

1288
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,760
way. 
No, see the store closes in 5 

1289
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:46,680
minutes and all these suckers in
front of you are gonna try and 

1290
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:49,120
eat you. 5 minutes. 
That's like 5 seconds. 

1291
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:50,160
I'm gonna. 
Try to shovel. 

1292
01:08:50,399 --> 01:08:52,720
Actually, I'm gonna jump down 
and I'm gonna shove over the 

1293
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:57,120
shelves. 
And you shove over the shelves 

1294
01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:01,920
onto these. 
Re roll. 

1295
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:06,080
Doesn't take a lot of effort, 
but you, you push it over onto 

1296
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:08,960
those two and they are, yeah, 
exterminated. 

1297
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:12,000
Yeah. 
It draws the attention of all 

1298
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,760
the others because they can 
smell the blood, no? 

1299
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:21,439
That's OK, Cortana one handed 
Strike 22O. 

1300
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,479
Which one? 
At the one behind me, he comes 

1301
01:09:25,479 --> 01:09:28,880
up behind me, says the store is 
closing and I without even 

1302
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:31,160
looking at him I swipe back with
one arm and what? 

1303
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:34,200
Is that to hit or is that? 
22 to hit. 

1304
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:37,479
Yeah. 
It was 19 damage. 

1305
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:41,000
That's not enough to kill him. 
No, but you cut off his arm. 

1306
01:09:45,439 --> 01:09:50,160
To pick the redhead up by his 
throat, you're gonna get shot. 

1307
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:53,640
Yeah, no, you pick him up, but 
they definitely have their guns 

1308
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:55,840
trained on you now that's. 
Fine, stop. 

1309
01:09:55,880 --> 01:10:00,920
I want you to put your guns down
there. 

1310
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,560
Put your guns down there. 
I'm snapping his neck. 

1311
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:08,320
We can't let you out, man. 
We let you out, you're going to 

1312
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:10,840
get arrested. 
If you let me out, you're not 

1313
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:12,240
going to die. 
How's that? 

1314
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:15,360
I mean pretty, I'm pretty good, 
but you know. 

1315
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:21,440
You let me, you let me out. 
I might just go ahead and give 

1316
01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:24,160
you a little something something
while you're being choked like 

1317
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:26,320
this. 
You're going to give me a rabbit

1318
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:28,040
tongue? 
Sure, sure. 

1319
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,480
You that's. 
Really gay? 

1320
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:33,120
That's what happened. 
I black out. 

1321
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:36,200
This happens because you're. 
Going to enjoy it and I won't. 

1322
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:41,080
That makes me gay. 
Yep, it makes you double gay, 

1323
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:41,640
actually. 
Aw. 

1324
01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:47,320
Shoot man, double gay. 
What's up you guys? 

1325
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:49,120
Putting your gun down or what's 
gonna happen? 

1326
01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:51,520
No, they're gonna start shooting
at you guys. 

1327
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:54,560
Is that what you want or what? 
That's not the thing that I 

1328
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:56,400
want. 
They're gonna they're gonna drop

1329
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:57,640
their guns. 
No. 

1330
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,880
OK, Alex, what were you trying 
to do, buddy? 

1331
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,160
Alec. 
Yo, is that Pitbull? 

1332
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:06,920
Mr. Worldwide, All right. 
So yeah, no, they, they smell 

1333
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:11,520
blood in the water and these all
the lights in the store turn off

1334
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:16,560
and now they're enraged. 
The store is closed. 

1335
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:17,960
I. 
Already fired. 

1336
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:21,640
I already fired my gun at this 
bulb douche bag. 

1337
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:23,880
Got one hand. 
Something like Jack the other 

1338
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:28,320
hand. 
OK, you rolled a nine. 

1339
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:30,800
Yeah. 
OK, Yeah, roll for damage all. 

1340
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:34,840
Right. 
Yeah, no, that makes that makes 

1341
01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:36,720
sense. 
So, yeah, I know you you hit 

1342
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:39,800
him, but because you're not 
obviously aiming with one hand, 

1343
01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:42,800
they you hit him back in the 
leg. 

1344
01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:45,720
So he drops to one leg and then 
he's still got his gun out. 

1345
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:48,080
Yeah. 
So now those things smell blood.

1346
01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:51,040
Well, yeah, no, they they're 
definitely coming for him in 

1347
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:53,760
Alex. 
Joey, are you OK? 

1348
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:55,760
Me help. 
Me help. 

1349
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:58,560
The one next to me has his arm 
chopped off. 

1350
01:11:58,920 --> 01:11:59,640
This guy. 
Cut it off. 

1351
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:04,760
Yeah, so I gotta do something. 
I'll just aim my gun and I'll 

1352
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:06,240
shoot him. 
Finish him off, would you? 

1353
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:09,680
OK. 
More ways than one. 

1354
01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:18,440
I hope only one way. 16. 
OK. 22 damage. 

1355
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,920
And that's a death. 
Woo. 

1356
01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:24,280
Yeah, guys, I went to like the 
gun range like 3 times. 

1357
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:30,080
Dead and that pulls this guy 
coming towards you and this guy.

1358
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:35,200
Oh, hey, Mr. Look, please just 
let me go. 

1359
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:37,480
I'll let you guys go if you let 
me go. 

1360
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:39,720
All right, that's what I was 
looking for. 

1361
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:43,000
Your buddy. 
Tell your buddy to put his gun 

1362
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,160
down. 
And they jump in through the 

1363
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:50,160
portal or through the I thought.
See you later, shucker. 

1364
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:51,920
Have fun I. 
Didn't let him go. 

1365
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:56,840
Shoot, man, I thought you did. 
What the heck, I'm not letting 

1366
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,240
him go till we get through that 
portal. 

1367
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:01,640
He starts to run, but he's 
holding the back of his scholar.

1368
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:07,000
Yeah, yeah, he saw him running, 
but you're holding on to him. 

1369
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:13,600
It's like that meme with Dark 
Side and Superman and he grabs 

1370
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:14,680
his cave. 
He's like, hold on. 

1371
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:20,960
Oh man, I was hoping you would 
just, like, let me go, man. 

1372
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:24,320
I'm not stupid, I was born 
during the day, but it wasn't 

1373
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:27,200
yesterday. 
Of course, closing it, it's 

1374
01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:29,240
closing and you let me stay 
here. 

1375
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:30,600
No, let's. 
Go. 

1376
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:33,360
We're all going. 
OK, bye. 

1377
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:35,360
Say goodbye to your friends over
there. 

1378
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:39,120
They won't get 8 bye. 
Yeah, I'm, I'm shoving him in 

1379
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:41,920
between these guys. 
Bob, you go. 

1380
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:45,080
I I'll find a a nice back top 
and layout. 

1381
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:48,920
I'm not going. 
They they they pounce on them 

1382
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:50,520
and start ripping them to pieces
and. 

1383
01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:58,120
I'm. 
Not my penis, student. 

1384
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:01,720
No, I'm going to jump on top of 
this guy with my pocket knife. 

1385
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:07,240
Is the portal still open? 
Yeah, it's still open. 

1386
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:09,480
Yeah. 
Oh, I figured it closed by now. 

1387
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:14,480
25 hits. 
Dang. 22 that kills him. 

1388
01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:17,160
Yeah, you you take him to the 
afterlife. 

1389
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:20,640
I I crashed. 
Through this wall. 

1390
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:24,600
I crashed through this wall and 
I take on the guy that's getting

1391
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:26,120
ready to jump on top of Joe. 
Hey. 

1392
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:32,200
Thanks. 
Yeah. 29 and there. 

1393
01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:36,800
You go. 
I see your Cortana for a bit and

1394
01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:41,360
I start stabbing him with it 
because I'm not happy with with 

1395
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:43,480
how it's. 
How it's working? 

1396
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:45,600
Take it back splashing 1. 
Of these things. 

1397
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:49,560
Yeah, this is how you do it, 
man. 

1398
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:54,960
Thanks. 28 damage. 
Swing Alex. 

1399
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:57,120
Alex runs through the the 
portal. 

1400
01:14:57,120 --> 01:15:02,680
Come on, we we take off running.
I, I throw, I throw the the 

1401
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:05,200
stunt baton at the one that you 
hacked at, Danny. 

1402
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:07,840
Yeah. 
Boom boom. 

1403
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:12,280
An electrocute some nice and 
good and you hear the shriek and

1404
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:16,280
Derek right as you're about to 
cross the threshold, or as soon 

1405
01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:20,320
as you cross the threshold it it
starts to close and it shuts 

1406
01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:23,280
right behind you when you walk 
out. 

1407
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,080
It doesn't. 
Feel. 

1408
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:28,440
Like Iowa anymore? 
I don't know if you're in Kansas

1409
01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:30,160
still. 
Can I smell the air? 

1410
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:33,000
Yeah, you can smell the air. 
I know what Kentucky smells like

1411
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:39,560
in Tennessee. 
Right. 24. 24 yeah no the air 

1412
01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:43,000
smells crisp and clean. 
Mountainy or. 

1413
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:44,440
Colorado guys. 
Smells like Canada. 

1414
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:47,640
Mountainy, No. 
No you're not. 

1415
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:51,160
In fact, you're in Sweden. 
The the one behind you is the 

1416
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:59,760
WOW flagship IKEA and there are 
Apcs rolling into the parking 

1417
01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:03,160
lot. 
The helicopter lands with a 

1418
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:08,200
strange logo on the side. 
Pretar Spensk. 

1419
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:11,280
What's that? 
Pretar Spensk speak Swedish. 

1420
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:14,120
They aren't speaking Swedish. 
Oh. 

1421
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:16,160
That's like the only Swedish 
right now. 

1422
01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:18,720
That's the only. 
Swedish that I know. 

1423
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:20,840
They. 
Come out. 

1424
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:26,000
British. 
That's racist. 

1425
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:27,360
Yeah. 
Yeah, it is. 

1426
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:30,360
It is actually. 
Racist. 

1427
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:33,040
I'll give him the pass. 
I have Swedish. 

1428
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:36,800
Nationality. 
I forgive him. 

1429
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:39,800
He ate the meatballs. 
He's fine. 

1430
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:46,240
And as you guys, as these 
gentlemen close in on you and 

1431
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:49,640
ladies. 
What you see the logo a little, 

1432
01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:53,720
it is a. 
Almost a complete circle with 

1433
01:16:53,720 --> 01:16:57,160
three arrows pointing towards 
the middle, surrounded on the 

1434
01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:01,240
outside. 
And they put masks over your 

1435
01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:05,000
head and they start talking 
about ammunetization, what 

1436
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,600
amnestics to use, and then it 
goes black. 

1437
01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:09,960
Wait. 
I never got into my end table. 

1438
01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:15,800
And then you wake up. 
Joe made many podcasts. 

1439
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:19,280
Office building Asleep in your 
office again. 

1440
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:23,280
He's on a box your. 
Dog, your dog at your feet. 

1441
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:27,640
And you you open your office 
door and you have 0 recollection

1442
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:30,480
of how you got there or, or 
anything that's happened in the 

1443
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:33,920
last 48 hours. 
In fact you hardly remember even

1444
01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:36,680
moving to Ford Dodge. 
And you go to call your wife and

1445
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:41,040
then you see all of the text 
messages where she says she 

1446
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:43,720
hates you and calls you a piece 
of crap and. 

1447
01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:45,720
Yeah, it's ex-wife on my phone 
now. 

1448
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:48,040
Yeah, it says ex-wife and you're
confused for happy. 

1449
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:49,760
Yeah. 
That's part of the course. 

1450
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:54,560
I feel like I should have an end
table in this office, huh? 

1451
01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:57,960
Maybe I should? 
Like get it open up in town. 

1452
01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:02,840
And then to drive up and it's 
gone, building and all. 

1453
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:09,440
As you pull up to the IKEA in 
Fort Dodge, there's notes on the

1454
01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:12,840
side that says it's closed and 
forbidden to enter. 

1455
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:16,240
And as you pull into the parking
lot, a couple of rental cops 

1456
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:18,960
pull up to you and tell you that
you have to leave or they're 

1457
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:21,320
going to tase you. 
And that's it. 

1458
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:30,240
That is the story of 
SCP-3008SCP3008 is a large 

1459
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:34,200
retail unit previously owned and
branded by REDACTED, a popular 

1460
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:37,720
furniture retail chain. 
A person entering SCP-3008 

1461
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:40,240
through the main entrance and 
then passing out of sight of the

1462
01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:45,480
doors will find themselves 
translocated into SCP-3008-1. 

1463
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:48,840
The displacement will typically 
go unnoticed as no change will 

1464
01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:52,040
occur from the perspective of 
the victim, they will generally 

1465
01:18:52,040 --> 01:18:54,360
not become aware until they try 
to return to the entrance. 

1466
01:18:54,560 --> 01:19:00,720
SCP-3008-1 is a space resembling
the inside of a furniture store 

1467
01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:03,960
is tending far beyond the limits
of what could physically be to 

1468
01:19:03,960 --> 01:19:06,360
be contained within the 
dimensions of a retail unit. 

1469
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:09,920
Current measurements indicate an
area of at least 10 square 

1470
01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:12,760
kilometers with no visible 
external terminators terminators

1471
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:15,480
detected in any direction. 
A conclusive results from the 

1472
01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:18,720
use of a laser range Finder has 
led to the speculation the space

1473
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:23,000
could be infinite. 
SCP-3008-1 is inhabited by a 

1474
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:25,520
group of unknown civilians 
trapped within prior 

1475
01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:27,240
containment. 
Gather data. 

1476
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:29,120
It suggests that they have 
formed a rudimentary 

1477
01:19:29,120 --> 01:19:33,160
civilization within SCP-3008-1, 
including the construction of 

1478
01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:35,480
settlements and fortifications 
for the purpose of defending 

1479
01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:42,200
against SCP-3008-2SCP3008-2 are 
humanoid entities that exist 

1480
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:46,080
within SCP-3008-1. 
While superficially resembling 

1481
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:48,840
humans, they possess exaggerated
and inconsistent bodily 

1482
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:51,920
proportions, often described as 
being too short or too tall. 

1483
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:55,680
They possess no facial features 
and in all durable cases were a 

1484
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:59,600
yellow shirt with blue trousers 
consistent with the employee 

1485
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:03,040
uniform. 
It is esoteric in containment 

1486
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:07,240
glass because it cannot be 
contained, and that is 

1487
01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:09,880
SCP-3008I. 
Did it? 

1488
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:12,200
I did it. 
No, I did it. 

1489
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:13,760
Why can't you remember anything 
I. 

1490
01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:17,560
Can't remember anything I'm. 
Going to laugh at gummies. 

1491
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,480
But yeah, that was really good. 
I like that it was. 

1492
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:25,440
The first part running that the 
full season of it I would like 

1493
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:28,680
to have like you guys be 
prisoners or D glass. 

1494
01:20:28,920 --> 01:20:33,640
I love it and kind of go on 
different adventures trying to 

1495
01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:36,600
gather information on things so 
which I think would be fun. 

1496
01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:39,000
I almost at the end of this was 
gonna have you guys like 

1497
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:41,800
arrested and then brought into 
the SCP Foundation and 

1498
01:20:43,040 --> 01:20:46,080
yourselves. 
But there's a potential that you

1499
01:20:46,080 --> 01:20:49,040
might die as AD class, and I 
didn't want you guys to have to 

1500
01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:51,560
live with that potential, so. 
I've lived through it. 

1501
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,160
My alternate life is pretty sad 
anyway, so. 

1502
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:56,320
Today is. 
OK, but. 

1503
01:20:57,800 --> 01:21:00,560
Yeah, that's it. 
Thanks for listening and we 

1504
01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:02,560
appreciate it and hope to see 
you on the next episode. 

1505
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:05,880
Well, he said we will be doing a
full season of SCP, probably 

1506
01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:08,120
more than just one season 
because there's a lot of content

1507
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:12,840
you can wade through. 
But up next will be Dead Rain 

1508
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:16,720
season 4. 
And I can say that for myself 

1509
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:19,880
that I am extremely happy 
because I just re listened 

1510
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:22,840
through season 3 of Dead Rain. 
I did too. 

1511
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:27,880
Just remember how much of A 
blast it was, particularly like 

1512
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:32,040
episodes two, well actually all 
of them, but two through like 5 

1513
01:21:32,040 --> 01:21:37,560
or just six are fantastic. 
So very excited, very happy, and

1514
01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:45,000
to get back in the shoes and the
leather chaps of Cletus, excited

1515
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:48,320
to see where the next adventure 
takes us. 

1516
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:50,360
Hopefully to Mars. 
Me too. 

1517
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:53,520
Yeah, so tune. 
In for that and we'll see you on

1518
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:54,120
the next one.