1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,880 The Main Menu podcast presents D&D under the table. 2 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,680 I need to trim my beard. No, you don't. 3 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:16,480 It's getting too long, I'll trim it with my teeth. 4 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,800 That sounds unsanitary. Yeah, yeah. 5 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,640 I don't think it would work. It just. 6 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,880 Yeah, yeah, at least brush your teeth regularly. 7 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:31,960 Yeah. That was like a 2 second pause. 8 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:37,160 Two second, maybe a second and a half only be I only hesitated 9 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:40,800 because I didn't brush my teeth last night. 10 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,840 Oh, she doesn't went to bed at like 3 and the wife was in bed 11 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,960 and the and the kid was in there in our room. 12 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,760 So I didn't want to wake anybody so. 13 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:50,480 You know, I feel. That bad? 14 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:54,000 I I haven't brushed since Thursday, but that's because I 15 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,280 was so tired from the what, 12 hours? 16 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,400 OK that I was working like I got home and I fell asleep. 17 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,360 Well, here's the here's the conversation. 18 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:06,880 Then it's how often do you brush one's teeth, Your own teeth 19 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:11,360 specifically? Oh well, there's that caveat. 20 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:15,200 My own teeth sometimes. They don't brush on other 21 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:15,720 people. 'S teeth. 22 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:20,520 Sometimes I brush my roommates, my roommate's mom. 23 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,360 Sometimes I sneak into her apartment and I and I brush her 24 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,160 teeth. Just holding a toothbrush 25 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,640 ominously. Yeah. 26 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,400 Like a murder weapon. Yeah, I was just going to say 27 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:33,920 with serial killer vibes. The the lightning strikes and 28 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,160 flashes behind you while you're standing in the. 29 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:39,360 Doorway and then and then you just see my you just see my 30 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,400 silhouette just like what looks like I'm stabbing them, but I'm 31 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,840 just like fluids. Flying, and then the camera 32 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,160 panels its toothpaste. Yeah, they just have like a 33 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:51,520 really foamy mouth. As I'm brushing, it plays like 34 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:56,040 the music of like the the like violins just eat, eat, eat. 35 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:03,720 Eat just. This is my war on gingivitis. 36 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:08,000 You're. Going to have clean teeth, damn 37 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,720 it, you're going to like it. You're going to like it. 38 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:16,160 I swear, if I find out one of your teeths have fallen out, I'm 39 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:20,000 going to be upset. Daddy Cheddar's going to be mad. 40 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,600 I'll be back tomorrow every night. 41 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,360 I'm doing this through your own good. 42 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:29,880 So it's typically once a day for me. 43 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,600 Yeah, that's that's mine too. I just do it before I go to bed. 44 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,840 They're supposed to do it more than once a day. 45 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:41,000 Yeah, well, those people don't have a work schedule. 46 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:42,920 They don't have jobs. They. 47 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,280 Don't have jobs? Everyone knows that the regular 48 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:49,000 working person wakes up like half an hour before they're 49 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,400 supposed to be in work. That's what I do, but I can't. 50 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:56,200 Because my I can't because my drive to work is half an hour. 51 00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:02,160 Oh yeah, yeah, I'll do it. Usually I wake up like an hour, 52 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:06,400 I get out of bed an hour before that way like I just get warm up 53 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,920 and then if I need it I can just drive and get some breakfast at 54 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:13,240 the gas station or something. There you go. 55 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,880 A lot of people brush their teeth in the morning and I don't 56 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,080 get that. I truly don't understand it. 57 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,640 It just leaves like a weird feeling for the rest of the day 58 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:20,960 for. Me. 59 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,920 Well, what about breakfast? Right? 60 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:28,000 Your mouth saw minty, your palace is is destroyed, you 61 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,080 can't enjoy coffee anything. Orange juice. 62 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:34,000 You can't enjoy orange juice. There's nothing worse than 63 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,200 orange juice after minty breath. Yeah. 64 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,640 So it's got to be before. Bed. 65 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,000 That's something that we agree on. 66 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,800 After three years of knowing each other, we finally find some 67 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,920 common ground. Finally, finally. 68 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,000 Yeah, that that's that's truly horrific. 69 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,320 And I don't, I, I don't understand somebody who would 70 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,000 brush at night and in the morning because nothing has 71 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,720 happened in between. Right. 72 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,680 I just brush it, you know? What you're spitting What 73 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:00,160 happened, Joey? Spitting facts. 74 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,560 It's been straight fire. And toothpaste. 75 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,560 And toothpaste, because I put the toothpaste spitter. 76 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:09,120 Once a day so that I know that I'm not gay. 77 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,960 Cheddar. He's not, and he says that 78 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,400 that's OK. That's my freestyle right there. 79 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,399 That's for free. I cover my balls in Rogue. 80 00:04:16,399 --> 00:04:20,480 That's. Sound bored? 81 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,720 Three years from now, he'll be like, what was the context of 82 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:30,960 that? Why'd I say that? 83 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,400 Oh, I was freestyling. Oh yeah, it makes sense. 84 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:38,920 Have you ever seen those videos where the guy like it was his 85 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,440 videos titled this video ends when I freestyle something gay 86 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:44,080 and it's always. Like. 87 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,840 It's always like the first thing, like there was this one 88 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,320 where this guy, it was a sick beat. 89 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,400 He's in his car, he's like vibing and literally the first 90 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,000 words that comes out of his mouth is I was sucking Dick and 91 00:04:54,000 --> 00:05:02,600 then the video, it just ends. Yes, yes, it's so. 92 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,520 Funny. It comes so natural. 93 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:09,640 Have you do you enjoy the little edits that I do at the beginning 94 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:12,960 of the episodes? Yeah, yeah, the sound effects 95 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,360 and everything. Yeah, on point. 96 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,440 Thank you. Yeah, those have been, those 97 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:19,480 have been a treat. Awesome, I have. 98 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:24,640 I have two more in the works and I got to, I just got to find out 99 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:28,600 what I'm going to do for the rest of them because they're 100 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,560 supposed to be like lore building, world building stuff, 101 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:35,040 unlike the outside. That's a good idea, I should 102 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:39,920 have done more of that with bio rift but the ferryman was good. 103 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,640 I like the ferryman. Yeah, I like the ferryman. 104 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:47,240 The Ferryman knows all Yeah, just lore stuff at the beginning 105 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,240 was was a good idea. It's sets the tone. 106 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,520 Right. Yeah, I like it. 107 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,920 That's good. Yeah, I have something else I 108 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:58,280 have. I have three more, like I have 109 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:01,640 two ready. I have one more that I need to 110 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:08,040 edit together and then I need to get all the logs edited like I 111 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,760 did for the Sanctuary log and stuff like that. 112 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,520 Because I have a couple more audio ones that you guys will 113 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,840 find and I'm hoping. How's those going to work? 114 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,640 So I just, I just edited it in like I did with Sanctuary. 115 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:27,000 Like I record, like I, I recorded my own voice doing the, 116 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:31,600 the outside stuff. And hopefully within, like 117 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,040 hopefully within the next couple weeks. 118 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,960 Well, I won't be here next week, but I'm hoping within the next 119 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,000 couple sessions that you guys will be able to start putting 120 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,480 pieces together. Yeah. 121 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,720 Yeah, I would hope so. I got my, I got my, I got my 122 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,040 buddy to record something for me that was really cool. 123 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,200 Oh cool. It was an experience. 124 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,520 He was here in this room. It's already done. 125 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:54,480 I got it done this morning. OK, OK, I'll help you out if I 126 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,360 if you need it too. Yeah, I was sucking Dick. 127 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,280 He was in that room and that's what happened. 128 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,640 Yeah, it's exactly what happens. Now. 129 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,600 It's how it's how I motivated him. 130 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:10,840 Wow, I was sucking. Dick. 131 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:17,840 I was sucking Dick. Yeah. 132 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:22,680 Jeez, going back and like listening to I. 133 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:25,240 So I counted every single instance that Mister Master got 134 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,240 a Nat 20 in that one battle he got. 135 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,520 Seven. Holy crap. 136 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,600 One of them was a false false 1 of 20 though. 137 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,400 Yeah, sadly. What? 138 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:39,000 Do you mean false? It was the shotgun that you 139 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,800 tried to pull out, but you didn't have the actions to do 140 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,840 so. I think that happened twice 141 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,800 actually, if I remember right. And there was one where you 142 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,400 said, oh, I got another 20, but you were looking at the last 143 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:49,920 roll. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 144 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:54,040 Maybe that's what it was, right? Yeah, like I say. 145 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,120 It's confessing. I'm confessing. 146 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,720 Yeah, we got some new sound boards. 147 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:04,520 Oh jeez. But yeah. 148 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,920 So are we set for those those dates? 149 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:11,600 Because I never heard any confirmation from Danny about 150 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:17,440 the trip. He wanted the expensive 1 so I 151 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,560 think he's good with it. Yeah, but I mean the when? 152 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:24,000 He gets on, Yeah, yeah, When he gets on, I have to confirm with 153 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,280 him because yeah, I texted him and he, he never replied. 154 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,360 Hi, Cora. Somebody just came in your room. 155 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,280 I've already got it targeted with an air strike. 156 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:38,000 She's there to kill you. So small ones, it's like 157 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,720 whatever. So I've got a sinus thing that 158 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:45,240 hit me out of nowhere yesterday. I'm feeling absolutely horrible 159 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,160 so. Yeah, it's going. 160 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:49,720 On if I if I get whiny or or like start complaining or 161 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:50,840 anything, just tell me to shut up. 162 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:52,800 But just tell me, just shut up like a baby. 163 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:55,560 Shut up, shut. Your whore mouth. 164 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:59,840 I'm sorry. Yeah. 165 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,840 You know, back when I was a cop, you wouldn't have talked to me 166 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:06,640 that way. Without getting a baton to the 167 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:10,560 face. Alex might not be alive, I don't 168 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:13,680 know. There were six tornadoes in 169 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:16,320 Missouri. There's been like 16 deaths so 170 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,480 far. Jeez. 171 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,520 That was further north than his location. 172 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,640 He's in the Saint Louis area that's pretty north. 173 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:26,600 He said he was hunkered down in in his friend's house last 174 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,360 night. Yeah, Abby. 175 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:33,560 Abby went to their father, her father in law's house and they 176 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,240 didn't have anything happen. It's still crazy. 177 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:40,000 Yeah, work let us out. Work let us out 30 minutes early 178 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,120 yesterday because of it and nothing happened. 179 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:47,320 Yeah, not really anything. Yeah, we're we're forecasted 180 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,160 4:00 to 6:00 this Tuesday and Wednesday too. 181 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,360 Great. The Dang it. 182 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:56,520 I have a snow blower again though so I'm not scared this 183 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:58,880 time. Wait, 46 inches of snow? 184 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,920 Yeah. Great. 185 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:08,760 No way it's 60 next week for me. It's been 70° out here, yeah. 186 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:12,480 Yeah, it was 71 today. It drops off sharply on 187 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,080 Wednesday. Oh my saw me that it's going to 188 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:19,880 be the worst on on Wednesday. Oh yeah, it's hitting 32 189 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,240 Thursday. Yeah. 190 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,480 So the high for Wednesday here is 37. 191 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:27,040 And right now, right now, it's only a 4% chance. 192 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:29,200 Well, no, I'm sorry, that's on Tuesday. 193 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:34,960 On Wednesday, it's a 90% chance. So I on mine in my area it's 99. 194 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,680 This is the time of the year that Iowa is just literally 195 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:42,800 drunk and it needs to go home. Yeah, that's bad. 196 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:46,000 You can't go from 70 to snow. No. 197 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,320 What's going on? This is not normal. 198 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,160 I'm not seeing this my whole life. 199 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:55,240 I don't exactly remember what year it was but it was like 10 200 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,000 years ago. I remember it because it was the 201 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:03,400 day of my older sisters wedding or step sister at the time she 202 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,960 was getting married and literally the day before the 203 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:11,640 like wedding it snowed like an actual foot and this was May 204 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,160 2nd. What year is this? 205 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:16,360 I couldn't tell you, it was at least like 10 years ago. 206 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,320 Yeah. It happens a lot this time of 207 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,120 year. It's snowed on my birthday the 208 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:25,120 last few years and I'm in right in the beginning of April. 209 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:30,040 Well, when we when we bought our house, it was at the end of 210 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:35,160 March five years ago and we still had, we had just gotten 211 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:38,160 like over a foot the weekend before, if I remember correctly. 212 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:43,040 Wacky wacky. I remember it's snowing on 213 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:49,440 Halloween whereas the last few years it's been still like 60-70 214 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:53,000 degrees on Halloween. So supposedly we're heading into 215 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,040 and the whole climate change, and I'm not trying to get 216 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,840 political on anybody. It's it's it's a thing, but it's 217 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:02,000 not, it's not man made. It's something that has 218 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,080 happened. Yeah. 219 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,200 It's happened throughout the entire history of our our 220 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,040 planet. Yeah. 221 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:11,560 Supposedly we are heading for a cold snap, whatever all of that 222 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:12,680 means. Crap. 223 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,840 Yeah, I don't know when you know any of that supposed to take 224 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:19,360 place, but your dogs are. Your dogs are going. 225 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:26,360 Yeah, I've noticed that. Not to be political, but Mac and 226 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:29,080 cheese isn't that good. What now? 227 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,440 Wait, wait. To leave the podcast. 228 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,320 It's not. Are you referring to? 229 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,520 Wait, are you serious? OK, hold on, hold on, hold on 230 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,080 all. Right before the shots, Cheddar. 231 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,000 Before the shots fired. OK, are cheddar, are you 232 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:47,160 referring to in a box, $0.99 macaroni and cheese or something 233 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,800 that you would make on your own with, you know, noodles and 234 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,240 cheese sauce? I'm saying in general, like in 235 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:57,640 general, there is good Mac and cheese, but most of the time I'm 236 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:01,280 not gonna go back for seconds. What if you had boy, what if you 237 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,240 had brisket in that Mac and cheese? 238 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,360 No. Just get you some good Mac and 239 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:09,800 cheese or from Olive Garden. At that point, it's not Mac and 240 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,840 cheese, it's just Mac and cheese with brisket in it. 241 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,760 It's different. No, there's good Mac and cheese. 242 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,480 Most of it's good Velveeta Mac and cheese. 243 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,200 I make. I generally make Mac and. 244 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,240 Cheese. I had Velveeta Mac and cheese. 245 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,040 It it just. Didn't I don't like it just. 246 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,280 Didn't sit right. It just didn't sit right. 247 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,800 Sometimes you have to add salt. I may be named cheddar, but I 248 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,640 don't like things when they're super cheesy. 249 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:36,560 Oh, like dad jokes or burgers? Oh man, OK, well pick up. 250 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,560 There's nothing I can do for you on that 1 then. 251 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,440 Now the only thing that could maybe help is the right cheese 252 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,760 combinations because I mean cheddar is not the only thing 253 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,000 that can go in Mac and cheese, even though it's amazing. 254 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,520 You could have cheddar and parmesan or. 255 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,160 Yeah, you got to add Parmesan into it. 256 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,840 Yeah. Oh, yeah, I think so. 257 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,560 I usually make, I usually make mine in. 258 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,160 Is it a texture thing? It could be. 259 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:02,280 It could be that he doesn't like a lot of cheese, which I don't 260 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,720 particularly. Understand. 261 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:07,520 Then change your name to boring man. 262 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:12,440 Bland, bland, just bland. Change your name to Raisin Bran 263 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,400 because you like Raisin Bran. Raisin Bran is good. 264 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,960 Raisin Bran is good. I I like the Raisin Bran that 265 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,480 that has the note the nut coating over the raisins. 266 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,120 Crunch. Yeah, I think so. 267 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,880 It's a lot better cereals out there. 268 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,160 Yeah, that's why I keep saying chatter here, 105. 269 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,680 Like honey bunches and oats. I was just going to say that. 270 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,600 Yeah, those are good. Definitely one of the ones I 271 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,840 like. But if you want to say, oh, 272 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,200 you're. Doing the same as Joey. 273 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,960 He's five years old. He likes all. 274 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,000 Berries. It's the same amount of sugar as 275 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,040 it is in Honey Bunches of Oats. I like something with actual 276 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,280 fruit in it. I mean dried fruit obviously, 277 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,080 but. Oh, I I always chop up a banana 278 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:53,760 and put in Honey Nut Cheerios. Hey, man, what what? 279 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,320 What do you just yell all your ears? 280 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,120 What? He screamed and it like cut off. 281 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:03,360 Oh, I said Amen, but I yelled at Amen. 282 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:08,680 All I hear was. Right, I thought I'd disabled 283 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:12,280 that noise suppression thing. It's good to have it sometimes. 284 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,800 Sometimes, yeah. Yeah, they can't hear the the 285 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,920 screams in the background. Can't hear the dogs? 286 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,920 Shut up. Yeah, you're not. 287 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,200 Hey, that's my joke. I was just going to say you. 288 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:25,440 Can't hear the woman in my closet right now, he finally 289 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,760 said. I think that was quite. 290 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,880 Good. When he did that, that was 291 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,360 funny, yeah. He got me. 292 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,320 I think the wife went somewhere to get some ice cream. 293 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,680 I just have, I just have some Japanese Oreos. 294 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,440 No, yeah, the trials aren't. They're Oreos. 295 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,600 Yeah. See, look, it says Oreo. 296 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,120 There we go. There's Oreo. 297 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,520 It says Oreo and they are, I forget what they're called the 298 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,760 it's a. Product made by Oreo, but those 299 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,320 aren't Oreos. Yeah, it is. 300 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,840 What's the Japanese lettering say? 301 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,480 That's what it actually is. They're Oreo sticks. 302 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,280 It says you're a stupid American. 303 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,520 I don't think it says that. I I wholeheartedly believe they 304 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:05,800 could say that, yeah. Even to their own people. 305 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,080 Yeah. All Americans are stupid, yeah. 306 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,360 They love Americans, they want to be America, so that's 307 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,600 invalid. Maybe. 308 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:17,680 They wish they could be us, even more so than South Korea. 309 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,080 They want to be us so bad. No, they're they're super racist 310 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,920 against us so. Oh my goodness. 311 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,520 No, they're very western over there. 312 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:29,080 They are very racist. Yeah, I trust me openly. 313 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,720 I work with them. So are we. 314 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,560 No, no, we're. Closeted racist. 315 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,720 They're openly racist. You know, I think of them, I 316 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:39,800 think they're a bunch of children of God. 317 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:43,120 No, they they really, they truly believe that they are smarter 318 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,360 than us. Oh, you can't say on the 319 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,880 podcast. Yeah. 320 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,880 We've already got it out during the Vietnam thing. 321 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:56,920 We can't call the Japanese that. Yeah, all. 322 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:04,400 I'll say it right now, quoting myself does. 323 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,200 Damn. Oh no. 324 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,720 No. You know, I've said I've said it 325 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:14,200 before, I really think that that has a place in in movie in some 326 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:17,040 movies. Well, just to show how like like 327 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:20,760 like I've already said before, the the help like that, that it 328 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,119 wouldn't make any sense if you didn't actually use those words 329 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:25,599 so that you can see. Or Django Unchained. 330 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:29,800 Yeah, that's another one too, so that you can actually see how 331 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,600 bad it truly was at one point in time. 332 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,440 And I wish I could say that it wasn't, but that is a part of 333 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,760 our history and we have to learn from it and hopefully never 334 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,640 repeat it, I think. And that goes, that goes either 335 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:44,040 you would say that we should go back and that goes the other 336 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,440 direction. It shouldn't be against any 337 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,960 other races. It shouldn't be against whites. 338 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:50,200 It shouldn't be against. I liked it during then, yeah. 339 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,200 My great granddaddy was a lot happier. 340 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,760 I was. I was born too late. 341 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,840 Not me kidding. I'm kidding. 342 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,640 My great grandpa was black. Really. 343 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,320 Seriously. So you're like an eighth black? 344 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,520 How? That's why I got, that's why I 345 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,920 got, That's why I got a black booty. 346 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:12,960 He doesn't have a black booty. My my lower half is is is I 347 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,720 think half black but. I'm old, I'm right all the way 348 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,000 through. Except I don't jump real well so 349 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:22,200 I mean I jumped decent for a white guy but sees now we are 350 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,880 sounding racist where I am anyway. 351 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,880 We're starting to sound racist without actually trying to sound 352 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,240 race, yeah. I have a bad habit of that. 353 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,760 So. That's I don't ever want. 354 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,720 You gotta edit that out though. I end up sounding that way 355 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:39,640 sometimes and I don't want to. Dang it to Dang it. 356 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,760 He's yelling at the dogs. Yeah, I am. 357 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:47,840 Up there, yeah, Danny hasn't confirmed the dates, but he did 358 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,920 vote on. Yeah, I saw. 359 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,480 One of the places, the most expensive place. 360 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,000 I honestly haven't even looked at them, but that's because. 361 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,560 That as well. I also voted but that's because 362 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:04,400 of the room situation. The other ones only had like one 363 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,840 or one like 2 bedrooms or something like. 364 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,960 That yeah, we don't want to do that. 365 00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,800 Well, I mean, I don't mind. I don't mind sleeping in, you 366 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,400 know, the same bed as somebody else. 367 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,000 Really. Yeah, that's fine. 368 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,800 Really. I just snore really bad, huh? 369 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,960 I snore really bad. That's fine. 370 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,200 I. Probably do too. 371 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:21,760 I'll sleep in the same bed as you. 372 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,120 They only have twins though, so. We. 373 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,400 Gotta get we, gotta get no we. Already said no. 374 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,480 We we, well, OK, yeah. So. 375 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,320 We gotta do what disclaimer you gotta get, We gotta get. 376 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,880 We gotta get cozy cozy. Oh, we can't do that cozy. 377 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,600 All right, you know. There's none of this head to 378 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,960 foot nonsense. If we do, I'm the little spoon. 379 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,080 OK, I bet I'm more comfortable there. 380 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,160 And Joey, if you share a bed with me, just know I'm bringing 381 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,000 my weighted blanket. Oh yes, you can't do that. 382 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:57,400 You won't be able to move. I'm cuddling with you, you won't 383 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,560 be able to move at all. I'm the weighted blanket. 384 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,520 How weighted do you need the blanket to be? 385 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:13,160 Like about £200. Yeah, I need, I need the full 386 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:18,800 weight of garlocks on me. Chatter. 387 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,880 Chatter. Yeah, yeah, he's sleeping. 388 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:27,080 We got an EEEE. No, my apologies, I hit the 389 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,040 wrong button and then blew my nose. 390 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:35,920 So sorry I meant it. It's right above that other 391 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:40,000 button that says lateral play. That's what always makes 392 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,880 everybody echo and I don't understand why. 393 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,160 I totally meant the mute button is right below that. 394 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:50,040 Yeah I have like 3 mute buttons and one of them does what I want 395 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,640 it to do. I just tap my mic. 396 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,240 Yeah, that'd be kind of nice to have it on the mic. 397 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,400 I don't currently. I think I can do that too. 398 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,040 I kind of like my blue snowball a little bit better than this 399 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:05,280 one. So Bob, where, what? 400 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,600 What is your vote of the options given? 401 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,480 I honestly haven't looked through all of them so. 402 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,760 We got First one's getaway house. 403 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:18,240 It's got a pool and a hot tub. It's 45 minutes away from Turkey 404 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:23,680 Run, the furthest away, but it's the cheapest 150. 150 a night. 405 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:24,960 Yeah. Yeah, wow. 406 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:29,160 And a night and the nightly rate is how much each of us will have 407 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,520 to pay, because there's five nights and five of us. 408 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,280 Oh, OK, Gee. And then Sugar Creek is the 300 409 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,840 a night. It's very close to Turkey Run 410 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,840 biggest. Yeah, it's like 5 minutes. 411 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,040 It's 5 minutes from Turkey Run. Yeah, and that's three hundred a 412 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:47,920 night, so 300 from each of us. And then there's the small one 413 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,640 that's 179. It's got a grill, but I think 414 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,800 there's only two bedrooms. But it's right in the big town, 415 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,000 which is Rockville, which is probably where we'll be hanging 416 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,040 out a lot of the time. Rockville, everything is there. 417 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,280 So the the sugar Creek at 305 a night that's not per person 418 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,120 that's that's total. So we would spend no, he's. 419 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:12,320 He's he's talking about well at the end of it, we would each pay 420 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,960 300 if we split each night it's we each pay 300 at the end. 421 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,480 Whatever the nightly rate is, how much you're paying. 422 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,320 Yeah, cuz we're staying there for five nights and there's five 423 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,440 of us. I gotcha little bit. 424 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,040 Easy to divide it up. Yeah, actually it does. 425 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,680 Yeah. And then yeah, we. 426 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,720 Huge. That's 3000 square feet like 427 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:30,960 that. It's. 428 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,080 Pretty big, yeah. So it'd be pretty nice. 429 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:37,560 You 300 isn't killer. No, it's not I'm I'm willing to 430 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,880 do that. I I like the space. 431 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:44,360 I love a good staycation. If the place is nice, I I do not 432 00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,640 mind. So I wanna go and do things, but 433 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:50,200 I don't, I don't think like I'm, I'm against on a vacation being 434 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,040 like, hey, let's run and hurry up and kill ourselves halfway, 435 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,280 you know, to have a great time. That was my family growing up. 436 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,960 Yeah, I'd rather relax a little. I don't mind doing some of that, 437 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:03,120 but I definitely want to enjoy the place I'm paying, you know, 438 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,520 $300.00 a night for. That's true too, yeah. 439 00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,680 And I did make my PTO request so. 440 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:13,040 So I'm I'm waiting for to make just to make sure that right. 441 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,400 I'm just waiting to make sure that Danny confirms it and that 442 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:18,040 we have everything straightened out because we'll have to. 443 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,680 Because between, well, my wife. Eric has confirmed it and Alex 444 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,080 has already requested off SO. Yeah, but Danny's, Danny's the 445 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:29,160 the big one because, you know, if we have to take care of his 446 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,880 kids while while we're gone. So I shouldn't say we, I should 447 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,200 say my wife. Yeah, I texted him Monday and 448 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,840 you know, I told him what we had decided because he left early to 449 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,200 go poop. Yeah. 450 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,240 And he didn't get back to me so. Yeah. 451 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,640 So I don't know where he's at with his kids on that. 452 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,400 Yeah, I don't know. I know that so and, and if he, 453 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,520 if you listen to this buddy, you know, you know, I don't mean 454 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,440 anything bad by it, but I, I think he's just having an issue 455 00:23:56,440 --> 00:24:01,360 with being able to leave the kids and which I fully, fully 456 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,680 and completely understand. And I and I told him, you know, 457 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:08,840 like we talked a little bit when he came back early, you know, 458 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:13,040 like don't do not feel guilty or bad about that, you know? 459 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,600 I think he should feel guilty now. 460 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:15,000 I'm kidding. I. 461 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,800 Think you have to do that in your own time as you both of 462 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,360 you, not both, but all three of you. 463 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,600 You know you have to do that in your own time as you feel 464 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,640 comfortable. Yeah, yeah. 465 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,000 And I text them, yeah, if you wanna, if you decide to bring 466 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,120 your kids, then we're we're gonna help out and. 467 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,200 Yeah, absolutely. Good, but whatever you decide, 468 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,120 great too. Yeah, good time with my 469 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,080 grandkids. Heck yeah, I'm. 470 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,120 Honestly, fine. Either way, we'll figure it out. 471 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,040 I mean, it means that we can't have the, you know, the 472 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,920 strippers and the orgy and whatnot, but that's fine. 473 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,680 Well, there's there's a bedtime be in the. 474 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,600 Next room it's. A bedtime for a reason. 475 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:50,960 Yeah. And I. 476 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,840 I'll get a place for the servants quarters. 477 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,120 I'll be going to bed. Too soundproof? 478 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,480 Room. Servants quarters. 479 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,240 See, that's what was better back then. 480 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,600 Let's go back. Can't live down in the shed? 481 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:10,560 No thanks. Yeah, while I'm fully supportive 482 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,600 of him bringing his kids, I think it'd probably be better 483 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,800 for him to maybe have some time away, but I don't know. 484 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,440 And I think he's not licensed, No. 485 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,000 And he knows. I feel like he feels the same 486 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,120 way. Yeah. 487 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,400 It's just difficult. I can only. 488 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:29,120 Which I like in in in the way that I see he's in a rock and a 489 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,640 hard place cuz either he really is comes with leaves his kids 490 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,080 but feels guilty about it cuz you guys said that he felt like 491 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,400 really guilty when he did that once. 492 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,800 Or he he feel. I bet he would feel like he 493 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:45,200 would bring down the morale that he brought his kids along kind 494 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,200 of ruining. I'm not saying he would ruin but 495 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,040 I feel like he would think. He might feel that way. 496 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,680 No, I I get that. I know Danny really well. 497 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,120 I think he would feel that way. Yeah, I I think you're probably. 498 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,480 Right, because that's because I that would be you don't. 499 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,240 Have to feel that way. That would be exactly my way of 500 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,920 thinking. Is like oh I brought my kids and 501 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,880 this probably ruins it for everyone else. 502 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:08,080 Yeah, you know, because it will be loud and rambunctious, but 503 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,640 that's OK. Hopefully though, are you? 504 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,480 Kidding me, those those kids have energy for weeks. 505 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,600 Yeah. They can probably outrun all of 506 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,200 us. You know, probably bring game 507 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:23,160 consoles and apps, have them on the Switch or PlayStation. 508 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,360 Yeah, I can. I can play with Theodore and 509 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,200 play Smash with them. Yeah. 510 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:32,560 Don't kill us all. The next generation is rising. 511 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,880 He's. Yeah, yeah. 512 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,640 So when he gets on, we'll we'll clear that up, Yeah. 513 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,040 And then whoever wants to book it, I guess I'll be. 514 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,080 I could be the money man. I don't like it, but I will be. 515 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,880 I can always like send you the money or send someone the money. 516 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:56,880 Whatever's easiest. Just subscribe to my only fans. 517 00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:02,360 Yeah, payment, I bet. Wait, do you want me to have two 518 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:05,840 subscriptions? Yeah, I'm yeah. 519 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,400 And it's only if you're on only man's, you're not on only fans. 520 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,760 I'm on both. Only Fans is for women. 521 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,560 That's not true. It's not. 522 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,640 It's just. Predominantly women. 523 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,960 Oh yeah, yeah, I've. Just never been on it. 524 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:20,520 Like Acado, Avocado has an only fans. 525 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,000 Yeah, he does. He shows his butt hole on that. 526 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,360 Sure does. That's every penny. 527 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:32,680 He was every penny G. What did I watch? 528 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:39,800 So I watched earlier. Please don't destroy the 529 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:44,920 treasure of Foggy Mountain. I wonder if that's it's it's a 530 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,760 movie. It's a It's a movie on P Talk. 531 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,520 Oh, the one with necklace cage? No, Nope. 532 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,760 I don't know any of the guys, any of the any of the actors are 533 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,400 on there. It's something that I could see 534 00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:01,240 like us making, but it's kind of like a like a hangover kind of 535 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,400 movie. And I haven't even seen that. 536 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,800 The is it was called. Please don't Destroy the 537 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,000 treasure of Foggy Mountain. Oh yeah, that sounds familiar. 538 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,280 Yeah, So it's, it's three friends. 539 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:17,120 And they've been friends since like when they were in in grade 540 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,880 school together, all because the one friend was like a really 541 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,320 good magician as a kid. And he did this trick, and 542 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,920 accidentally his penis flopped out. 543 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,160 And the whole school, the whole school saw it. 544 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,400 And these other two kids, they walked up to him and they're 545 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,800 like, hey, man, you know, don't feel bad. 546 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,320 You were like a really good magician. 547 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,560 And the other kids, Yeah, you've got a really great penis. 548 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,240 Yeah. Yep. 549 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,720 That's what he said. I got a it. 550 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,200 Got It has a 40% on Rotten Tomatoes. 551 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,840 So it's it's it's pretty funny. But in there they they use that 552 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,960 that term bussy. Yeah. 553 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,680 Well, yeah, actually they don't say bussy. 554 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,920 They said just bussy. Yeah. 555 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,240 So it made me wonder if Danny hadn't seen that that's where he 556 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,120 came up with that term because he was the first one I heard 557 00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:58,720 that from. But. 558 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,000 No, I'm sure I've heard. I've heard that. 559 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,440 I've heard that term way before. Yeah, OK. 560 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,960 But it was a pretty funny movie. I recommend it. 561 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,880 It was pretty good. Ended up pretty good. 562 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,520 It's just, it's just one of those weird goofy movies like, 563 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,600 wait, where'd that come from? Conan. 564 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,600 Conan O'Brien is is the only one in it. 565 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,960 Conan O'Brien is the only one in it that I recognized. 566 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,240 Otherwise, I didn't recognize any of the actors at all. 567 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,040 Yeah, that sounds familiar, Yeah. 568 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,240 Oh, Gatton Matarazzo is in it. I think so, yeah. 569 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,640 Yep. I I haven't seen him in 570 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:30,560 anything. He was. 571 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,680 He was. Well, it was a Stranger Things. 572 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,240 He was the kid with like the missing teeth. 573 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,560 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he actually, yeah, that's right. 574 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,040 I forgot about him. He was in it for like a few 575 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,280 minutes. Spoiler alert, he gets killed. 576 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,960 And it's really funny too. It shouldn't be what it was. 577 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,600 There was a there was a Hawk that I haven't seen in any other 578 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,080 movies. I'm pretty sure that was his 579 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,640 debut movie. He's probably been in a couple 580 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,880 since then, but. There's a lady whose stage name 581 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,400 is X Mayo. That's my character. 582 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,160 That sounds like King Asper's girlfriend. 583 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,840 I was going to say, that's got him. 584 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,400 Did you see that? Did you see that video? 585 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,760 I said you were earlier, Joe, Yes. 586 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,120 Gee. Oh, I thought you meant. 587 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,760 It was in the. I put it in general, yeah. 588 00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,960 Yeah, I saw that. Geez. 589 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,640 There was another one that I. Wait. 590 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,720 There there was another one that I sent Joey. 591 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,040 I did see that. See, I didn't think I think that 592 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,720 was fake because I didn't see, I didn't see his Whitey tighties 593 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,520 rumbling. At all. 594 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:33,360 I feel with that, that level and that tone, I feel like his his 595 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,400 Whitey tighties would have been rumbling a little bit. 596 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,080 Yeah, I'll put it in general. Yeah, it was pretty funny. 597 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,720 Oh geez, poor dogs with mayonnaise. 598 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:56,600 Oh yeah, Oh man, ape bacon cheeseburger flock grows. 599 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,880 Trees. Cheese. 600 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,760 Guy released some gross stuff. I have seen. 601 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,360 That and I got my jar of mayonnaise. 602 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,080 I'm going to drench everything in mayonnaise. 603 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:13,560 I mean. I think he's dead. 604 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,360 I think he died. No way he's still alive. 605 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:21,000 There's no way. Holy cow, that's a lot of mail. 606 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:27,640 Oh shit, man. Yeah, what up, baby? 607 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,360 Oh oh. I really feel like he's the 608 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:38,640 unofficial mascot of Z&D. Yeah, at this point, yeah. 609 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,240 Yes, I got plans. I got plans got. 610 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,680 Plans, you know. We're going to do a collab. 611 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,720 I have I have plans for it as well. 612 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,920 Going to have to get him on the show. 613 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,560 Yeah. Yeah, what up baby? 614 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:58,560 Play some Z20. I'm going to. 615 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:03,040 I'm going to drench my sword in mayonnaise, yeah. 616 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,560 I'm going to drench the zombie in mayonnaise. 617 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,080 And then I'm going to eat him ha ha. 618 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,040 Imagine the farts that'll give me look at. 619 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:16,160 My look at my glutton tummy, ha. You know what I'm going to say 620 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:20,320 you do it there, King, because I want to see what happens. 621 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,280 Yeah, what up baby? I'm. 622 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,520 Going to call you King Booty old man. 623 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,640 For some reason that that reminds me of that video you 624 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,240 sent me a while ago. Joey, it was the King Astor for 625 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,800 ASMR, but it was he walks into an elevator with you. 626 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,720 Oh my soul. The thumbnail, it was underwear 627 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,760 stumbling down to the. Elevator. 628 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,680 I don't feel so good. In the wrong hotel setting, that 629 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,680 could happen in your life. Yeah. 630 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,720 Isn't that crazy it? Would happen like it's great, 631 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:05,240 I'm already calling it. Dude walks in an elevator. 632 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:11,720 Just rips absolute booty. Man. 633 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,640 One of the comments on there it says yeah, I love how he asserts 634 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,880 his dominance as soon as he gets into the elevator. 635 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,680 That's exactly how it is. You can't. 636 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,800 They can't leave. Right, you just. 637 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,680 Fill it with your essence. It's beautiful. 638 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:30,000 It's beautiful, really. Hey, what up baby? 639 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,400 Oh, it's good. So I don't know if Alex is 640 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,400 getting on. Oh, I hope so. 641 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:45,040 Well then, the Tornadoes thing. Oh yeah, it was true. 642 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:48,880 That was the thing. If he if he doesn't, the way 643 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,720 that I have it written, we could potentially do it without him, 644 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,760 but that's up to you guys. Yeah. 645 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,120 Oh yeah, I did go through that portal, huh? 646 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,080 Sure, that's what you. Want to call? 647 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,840 It yeah, something like that. I mean, it seemed like that's 648 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,320 what it was. He phased out. 649 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,920 So yeah, Mr. Master, I love how you're. 650 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,560 Yeah, I was just gonna bring that up and you're like, I, I 651 00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,159 stop it and I'm like, how do you stop it? 652 00:34:10,159 --> 00:34:10,800 I. Don't know. 653 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,679 I don't know. I don't know in 18. 654 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,520 Yeah, in 18 to what? I wanted to stop him. 655 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,159 How do you do it? I don't know, grab his 656 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:21,440 handlebars. Oh yes Sir, just talking to his 657 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:22,360 dad. Will be on soon. 658 00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:24,400 Wait, what? Alex. 659 00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:27,040 Alex. The only response to you guys. 660 00:34:29,199 --> 00:34:32,040 He already, so he already responded to Mr. Master. 661 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,800 I'm going to see if he responds. To me now. 662 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,560 I'm kidding, I didn't even text him yet. 663 00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:41,120 Nice. Maybe Danny though. 664 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,800 Is that your way of denying? Are you in denial? 665 00:34:44,199 --> 00:34:46,040 Yeah, I'm coping. You're coping. 666 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,760 I'm entitled. Also, I just want to say that my 667 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,440 friend who recorded that segment that I was talking about 668 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:57,720 earlier, Joey, I explained to him like the whole premise and 669 00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:00,920 like what's supposed to happen in the story and all that, he's 670 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,000 not into D&D like, whatsoever. And he's like Derek, I'm not 671 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,440 gonna lie, this is a lot cooler than I thought it was gonna be. 672 00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,720 And I'm like, that's like a backhanded compliment, but I'll 673 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,560 take it. Yeah, Heck yeah. 674 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,880 I thought this was going to be trash, which sounds cool. 675 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,560 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like I feel like we would be 676 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:21,440 much larger if we could reach a a bigger audience somehow. 677 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,560 Yeah, I'm working on it. We need to make a deal with 678 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:28,600 someone. Spotify for Creators reached out 679 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:33,400 to me and I took a survey, told them I was not happy with some 680 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,040 things. Oh, really? 681 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:39,000 Monetization mostly, yeah. Yeah, cuz I thought we were 682 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,040 supposed to start doing commercials too. 683 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,160 So we're not eligible the the standards for which to be 684 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:49,360 eligible for ads is, I mean, you got to be outrageously popular. 685 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,360 Oh, well, there for a minute you said we were, and then I never 686 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,640 heard anything. We need 30,000 consumption hours 687 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,840 in 30 days. How many you heard it? 688 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:05,960 Right, 30,000 hours streamed overall in 30 days. 689 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,840 We have now had that in in our five years. 690 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,080 So did that change then when? Because like at one, at one 691 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,600 point in time you had said we were and we were starting to 692 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,840 gear up for commercials and then I didn't hear anything else 693 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,360 about it. Yeah, that changed it. 694 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,160 That's not right. Oh, so like, we were almost 695 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,440 there. Yeah. 696 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,240 And then they we're. Very, very, we're very close. 697 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:28,160 And then they and now it's impossible. 698 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,640 That's the way it always works for me. 699 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,200 My whole life. Yeah, pretty much. 700 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,600 Does it consumption I'm? Always on the cusp because 701 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,120 we've. Had. 702 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:40,960 So 30,000 hours in a month. So let's say if we do an hour 703 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,200 and a half every, which we do more than that. 704 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,720 So we generally, let's say we. Put out two. 705 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:50,240 We put out two hours of content every week for four weeks. 706 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:53,360 That's 8 hours. Well, we have the utts which. 707 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,520 Have been like kind of long. They've been like almost an hour 708 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,320 and then we have like an hour and a half of episodes. 709 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,080 So that's 2 1/2 hours. Well, let me, let me, let me 710 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,440 throw this at you. The the bar is 30,000 hours in 711 00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,400 30 days. In our entire lifetime, since we 712 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,800 started back in 2018, we've had 2000. 713 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:18,680 Like peak. 2000 in in that in our lifetime consumption hours. 714 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,400 Really. We've had 2000 and the goal is 715 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:25,720 30,000 in one month. So I'm like, there's no way 716 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:28,960 we're ever going to hit their standards for ads. 717 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:33,400 So I told them I was like, yeah, I live this. 10,000 yeah, that 718 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,360 has to be 10,000. Well, it's less than 10,000 719 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,080 people. And you got to be Joe Rogan for 720 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,880 that. I mean, it's just ridiculous. 721 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,600 Yeah, it has to be about 3000. People and by that time you're 722 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:47,240 getting money from other people anyway, so their their ads don't 723 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,640 mean as much. Yeah. 724 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,400 So there's no way we can make anything any kind of money. 725 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,600 So I told them I was like, yeah, I highly dissatisfy this. 726 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,760 This is why we need to make a Patreon. 727 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,040 Yeah, Lenny's $2.00 a month would be great. 728 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,480 Yeah. We need more people to tell your 729 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,520 friends. So we had a pretty, I mean, we 730 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:12,240 had a pretty big uptick when I know when Danny put the ad out 731 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:15,800 on Facebook, that helped and we had an uptick for whatever the 732 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,960 reason when then he started listening. 733 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:21,320 I mean, so I guess it's just a matter of time before the next 734 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,840 thing happens. He's spread it to a couple of 735 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,320 people and I know we all kind of have. 736 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,880 I'll spread it to whoever wants to see it. 737 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,320 Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. 738 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,080 I I have a Yeah, pretty. Much it might be the name of the 739 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:38,880 UTT. I'm in like a crap ton of escort 740 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,400 servers. I can make like a link and then 741 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,160 like a small advertisement essentially. 742 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,240 Honestly this. Yeah, yeah, the numbers are 743 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:50,960 down, numbers are down are. They hey, Alex messaged me. 744 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:56,600 Yeah, baby, overall there's 56 people following us that they 745 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,640 clicked follow on us. I mean, that's. 746 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,920 On Spotify was. Yeah, so we should all be on. 56 747 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,600 listens per episode, but we're not even at that. 748 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,560 Maybe everybody got the earbuds taken away at work. 749 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,120 That's what it is. I just there's a problem in my 750 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,640 hard hat that's. All I need to do. 751 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,760 Yeah, so my my friend, he he likes listening to podcast 752 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:25,680 stuff, but for whatever reason, if it is not like 3 hours long 753 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,560 where he could just turn it on and just turn off his brain for 754 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:34,000 work, he won't listen to it. Wow, those people are. 755 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,800 Opposite. Yeah, a lot of people like 756 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,480 shorter ones. No, he's he's one of those where 757 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,160 it's like it's longer like one of the guys that he used to 758 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,920 listen or that he listens to like weekly. 759 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:49,080 They always put out like 4-5 six hour episodes of like them just 760 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,000 talking about general nonsense and like video games and stuff 761 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,120 like that. And he just, he just consumes. 762 00:39:55,120 --> 00:40:00,320 That wow, there's a guy I listen to, a Bible teacher that I 763 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,680 listen to that put out. An 11 hour hour video and it 764 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,080 took me a couple days to get through it, but Dang boy, I 765 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,200 listened to the whole thing. There's it's pretty good. 766 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,840 It's very informative. You get through it little by 767 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:15,520 little or however much, but you can just hit play on us and 768 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:19,040 we'll we'll go through all the UT TS and then we'll go into a 769 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,880 season. That's the way it's set up right 770 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,760 now. When a when a full season is 771 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,800 out, I condense the episodes together and the UT TS together. 772 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,000 Yeah, I like what you've done with with how it's organized now 773 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,240 it's it's. Nice, I found it to be much more 774 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,680 useful. Yeah, I agree. 775 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,280 Because Lenny, Lenny was asking me about it and I was because 776 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,520 normally I just wait for it to pop up in my my feed. 777 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:46,640 I don't go looking for it. So when it drops it, it pops up 778 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:50,280 in my feed for me. But Lenny was looking at it and 779 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,440 he was like, babe, it's everything's changed on it. 780 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,040 Yeah, he was reorganizing it. Oh, they even have. 781 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:59,000 So not to exchange, exchange, change the subject, but they 782 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,320 actually have a in the the Sugar Creek place we were looking at 783 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,480 they they have a little tree house. 784 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:06,800 Really. Yeah, I'll sleep in the tree 785 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,360 house. Yeah, Sugar. 786 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,240 Sugar Creek Shack, it's called. Kids would probably go nuts over 787 00:41:11,240 --> 00:41:13,480 that. Mr. Masters going to be out 788 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,400 there and he's going to hear that stupid cat again. 789 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,600 His mouth. Mouth, I hope. 790 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,280 So, well, we'll all go after it this. 791 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,720 Time. I was listening to that at work 792 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,760 and I was just like, so it was a cat. 793 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,240 I mean. It was just a cat. 794 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:30,600 Yes, but there's nothing. Discrediting it from being just 795 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,280 regular cat. So I, I didn't really do it 796 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,080 justice. It was the, it was how the whole 797 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,720 thing went down. Like it literally started out 798 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,440 somewhere around or underneath the deck. 799 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,240 That's where the meowing was come from. 800 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:47,640 It was not coming from across the street, whatever that was 801 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,240 somehow was trying to lure me across the street. 802 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,440 A cat. Yeah. 803 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,080 Sure. I don't think it was, but it 804 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,800 was. 100% a cat. The meow was exactly the same 805 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,360 every. Time. 806 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:03,560 Yeah, there's no difference. And there was times when it was 807 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:07,720 sound more excited. Yeah, I guess I just if you were 808 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,440 there, you would have, you would have probably thought 809 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,200 differently because I'm, I'm up in the air on it. 810 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,560 Yeah, could have been a cat, but it might not have been. 811 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,000 It probably. I'm still sticking to my theory 812 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,840 that I was like some kind, it was some kid, neighborhood kid 813 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,280 that was just really messing with you. 814 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,800 Definitely not a neighborhood kid. 815 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,400 That wasn't a weirder. That'd be the weirdest scenario. 816 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,280 Even weirder than a Skinner. See. 817 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,760 No, it was, it was Kentucky, but. 818 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,160 That's not. Or not Kentucky. 819 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,400 It was Southern Illinois. Excuse me? 820 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,080 It's southern Illinois, that's not it. 821 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,560 Definitely wasn't a kid because there was never anything like. 822 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,120 It was a child. There was never anything that 823 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,560 was actually showed movement through the grass because it was 824 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,760 in tall grass and and then ended up across the street over next 825 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,240 to an old barn, no. It was. 826 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:51,680 It was. A dog. 827 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:55,720 It was a dog. Yeah, I guess it could have 828 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,480 been. It was. 829 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,640 A damn hamster. It could have been I guess. 830 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,640 I'm never hamster meow but I guess. 831 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:07,000 Speaker, Neither have we. It couldn't have been a speaker 832 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,760 because it moved, right? I mean, I guess somebody could 833 00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,880 have been. Sitting like a sly cat. 834 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,360 Might have moved if it was hiding. 835 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,600 It was an animal, whatever it was, because it did not see me 836 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,200 in the heck suit until I meowed, and then it very excitedly 837 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,560 meowed the same exact meow that it had every time before that. 838 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,120 That would happen with a cat as well, right? 839 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:30,960 No, I've never had a I've never had a cat meow consistently for 840 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,320 hours. Cats are weird, don't get me 841 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,240 wrong. It's just the whole thing was 842 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,920 was definitely strange. It could have been a cat, but it 843 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:44,280 I mean cats are weird. My roommate hates cats we care 844 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:44,680 for. Them. 845 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,560 In our neighborhood, there's a like, we live kind of like on 846 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:51,160 the outskirts of town where we get, we get past the railroad 847 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,840 tracks, go down the street and then you can kind of see like a 848 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,040 like a group of housing. That's where we live. 849 00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,800 And then like past that is like an open field. 850 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,320 There's a guy, we don't even know who he is or where he comes 851 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,040 from, but there is a guy who comes around and feeds the 852 00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:10,960 straight, the stray cats that are all in that area and they're 853 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,480 repopulating like really fast. And. 854 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,720 They get in our garbage, they hide underneath the cars and 855 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:19,160 stuff like that. And my roommates. 856 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:21,560 Get inside your engine. I fight, Yeah. 857 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,760 My roommate is like, yeah, I I hate those cats. 858 00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,680 I'm going to kill those cats. He should. 859 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,640 It's a public nuisance. Yeah. 860 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,720 Take him to a shelter and or anyway or take him to Bob's 861 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:35,160 house. He he was just like, yeah, I'm 862 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,520 not even going to. If he hits it, he hits it with 863 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,520 his car. I'll sell him to the Korean 864 00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:43,200 restaurant. Now that's racist, no? 865 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,920 Yeah, yeah. It's not. 866 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,680 They eat cats and dogs. That's a known fact. 867 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,080 I worked with a South Korean man. 868 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,880 He was upset. I told him I told his so his 869 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,720 family was had the third largest seafood company, second or third 870 00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:02,960 largest seafood company in South Korea and I worked with him. 871 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:06,480 He had to he got like and this was back in the 90s, but he got 872 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:08,920 like 3000 or 4000 a month from him. 873 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:12,160 But he had to hold a job down and he worked with he I worked 874 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:16,960 with him and his name was Dean. I think it was DINGH, but we 875 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,240 were we were talking one night and and I told him I was going 876 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,920 hunting over the weekend with my dad. 877 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,280 That was Ding was his. I well, I can't remember his. 878 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,960 I think Ding was his first name. Told him I was going to hunt 879 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,440 with going to hunt with my dad over the weekend. 880 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,760 He says, that's right. He said, oh, what you hunt? 881 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:36,200 I said, well, we hunt, you know, rabbit pheasant with upland 882 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,320 game, whatever's legal for us to shoot. 883 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,080 And you know, he said what, wait, what you do with the Bunny 884 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,240 rabbit, the little cute Bunny rabbit is what he said. 885 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:46,080 And I said, well, you know, you take it home and you skin it and 886 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:50,120 clean the insides out and, and cut it up, cook it and eat it. 887 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,880 And his eyes got real wide. He said, you eat the coop, that 888 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,160 little Bunny rabbit. And I said, didn't you eat dog? 889 00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:00,600 And he said that different. I was like, it's not really. 890 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:05,080 I mean, they're both an animal. He thought it was terrible that 891 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:11,000 I'd eat a rabbit. I don't know how much of it they 892 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000 eat, but yeah, it's it's a fact at least. 893 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,120 Dog. I don't know about cat. 894 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,640 I don't know why anybody would eat a cat. 895 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,320 There's no meat on there. Well, I mean, they're, they're a 896 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,960 lot like rabbit when you skin them. 897 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,400 Really. Yeah. 898 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:24,920 How would you know? That know what know? 899 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,720 What like to skin a cat? There's no one else wondering is 900 00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:33,160 I don't. I don't know what you're talking 901 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,520 about. Did somebody say that? 902 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:42,080 Anyway, it's similar to skinning a rabbit when you skin a cat 903 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,240 alive. I mean, if you look at the, you 904 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:46,440 know, the Physiology of a rabbit, they look like, or, 905 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,600 excuse me, a rabbit or a cat. Yeah, yeah. 906 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,480 I've had people tell me that I've never skinned a cat. 907 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,040 I'm I would in a certain situation. 908 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,560 You know I. Alive. 909 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,360 We, we have a cat that I don't really care for and she knows I 910 00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:00,440 don't really like her. And I've told her before, you 911 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,000 know, like one of these days I'm going to start eating you. 912 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,600 I'm going. To give you the Ding. 913 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,600 While you stare at me, you know I. 914 00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:09,640 Give you the Ding. Yeah, I don't. 915 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,920 I do not hate cats. I just do not. 916 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,760 I don't like the way cats are. They're not like they're not 917 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:18,560 affectionate generally like a dog is. 918 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,080 They don't need you. It's when they, when they are, 919 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,600 when they, when they want you, that's, that's when they're 920 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,760 available. And I hate that a dog is there. 921 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:30,560 I mean, if you lock a dog in a in a trunk for several hours and 922 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:34,840 you open up that trunk, that dog is super happy to see you, you 923 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:35,640 know? You. 924 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:39,720 Do that to a cat, you do that to a cat or or your wife, you know, 925 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,320 and they're not very happy to see you. 926 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,440 And I just don't like that I, I should be able to throw you into 927 00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,360 a trunk for a few hours and then you're happy to see me. 928 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:52,600 I personally. Don't tell me that's how you 929 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:57,840 raise your kids too. Aren't you happy to see me, Boy 930 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,880 I? Wonder Danny so scared of you 931 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,480 get. Back in the trunk. 932 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:06,560 You what? Boy? 933 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,840 You have to see me when I see you, Dang it. 934 00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,360 Yeah. Forget him for throughout the 935 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:14,120 night. Oops. 936 00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,880 I forgot, I forgot the kid in the trunk. 937 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,400 He's going to freeze tonight. I guess I so I know. 938 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,640 I remember one time he says we forgot him like two or three 939 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,920 times at church. I know it happened one time 940 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,520 because we, we had a whole bus load of teenagers that we were, 941 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,640 that I was driving to our house for, for an afterglow. 942 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:36,400 It was like an, an after the Sunday evening service for like 943 00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,000 food and stuff. And I thought he was on. 944 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,680 I thought for sure he was on the bus. 945 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:43,040 And we get home and our pastor calls me and he says, hey, you, 946 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,440 you missing somebody? And I said, no, Sir, I, I 947 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,080 believe we have everybody. But the way you ask me, he says, 948 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,000 I did. And he's like, well, you, you 949 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,800 forgot Danny. And I was like, are you kidding 950 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,640 me? Unbelievable. 951 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,760 I thought I had him. So when I was younger, so when I 952 00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,840 was younger, it's really funny that this happened and it sounds 953 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,040 terrible, but I thought looking back on it, it's really funny. 954 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:10,680 So I was, I'm a big, I was a big soccer fan younger. 955 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,120 I used to play soccer. It was, it was a great time. 956 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:17,640 I may not look like it now, but I I have really good foot eye 957 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:20,280 coordination. Anyway, that's not that's not 958 00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,120 the point. So we were playing a soccer game 959 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:28,400 in Fort Dodge. It was like north of that, that 960 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,360 huge swimming pool, that public swimming pool. 961 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:34,360 And then like the airport is out there, Mr. Master. 962 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:37,560 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That big, that big orange 963 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:42,640 checkered water tower. Yeah, right there. 964 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,400 There's soccer fields out there. And that's where we used to play 965 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:46,880 Harland Rogers. Yeah. 966 00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:51,240 Yeah. So my, my mom and my stepdad, 967 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,720 they dropped me off. You know, I play my soccer game 968 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,200 and I get done and, you know, we won. 969 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,440 So we're kind of we're celebrating a little bit. 970 00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,880 Yeah, nothing. Could possibly bring me down. 971 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,880 Everyone starts like, filtering out. 972 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,640 I'm still talking to some of my friends and, you know, they're 973 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,000 like, all my friends are their mom's, like, come over. 974 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,800 Like, OK, we gotta go. And I was like, oh, OK, goodbye. 975 00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,960 And I started to go look for my mom and my stepdad and they're 976 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,280 gone. And you go, Oh no. 977 00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:27,040 And I was like, and I was like 11 years old and you would think 978 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,560 that like 11 year olds would have phones. 979 00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,720 I did not. And you know, I'm looking for 980 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:36,400 them. And one of the, one of the moms, 981 00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:40,720 like, you know, one of the other moms saw me and she's like, hey, 982 00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:42,600 where, where are your parents? I'm like, I don't know. 983 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,760 I don't know. I don't know. 984 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,760 No, I was weird. They're dead. 985 00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:52,000 Wait so apparently what happened was my mom just like started not 986 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:59,040 feeling good and both her and my stepdad left mid game and went 987 00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,520 home already? And. 988 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,280 They didn't tell anyone, not even what did they think was 989 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,680 going to happen to you? I don't they thought that I was 990 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,600 probably going to get like a ride home or something. 991 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:14,000 That's the I feel really bad because the the mom that that 992 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,920 found me and asked what was, you know, where are my parents? 993 00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,640 I'm like, I don't know. They were, they were just here. 994 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:22,120 They dropped me off and we're watching the game and she's 995 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:25,080 like, oh, where do you live? And I was like, I live in 996 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,280 Worcester City and she's like, oh, I live in Humboldt. 997 00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,960 And I was like, oh. Dang it, and. 998 00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,040 Bless this woman's heart, she gave me a ride home. 999 00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:34,800 That's awesome. And I mean, what are you gonna 1000 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:35,840 do? I mean, I would. 1001 00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:38,080 Right. And then my mom like came she's 1002 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,800 like, hey, how was the game? And I'm like, you forgot me. 1003 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,840 And she's like. I did. 1004 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,560 Yeah, I'm sorry. I just, I wasn't feeling good. 1005 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:49,280 I I told I told someone to give you a ride back. 1006 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,040 Did they give you a ride back? And I was like, I don't know. 1007 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:55,280 I didn't know those people. You're gonna The lady said she 1008 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,200 wants 100 bucks. She's out there waiting for her 1009 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,440 money. Yeah, she's waiting for. 1010 00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:01,120 She's waiting for gas money. She bought me Bonitos. 1011 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:06,480 Yes. She got me my chocolate milk, so 1012 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,640 yeah, she. Like my parents just just 1013 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,360 stranded me like 30 minutes away from home. 1014 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:12,760 We forgot. It's terrible. 1015 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:13,760 Oh. Man. 1016 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:14,920 Who are you? Don't. 1017 00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,400 You live here, Tony. Don't you live here? 1018 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,520 Gee, I'm your son. What? 1019 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:24,920 I'm. A middle I'm a. 1020 00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:29,320 Middle child. So I it's kind of the stereotype 1021 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:33,520 where I'm forgotten. Oh man, that is a stereotype for 1022 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:34,680 a reason. Yeah. 1023 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,800 Because it's true most of the time. 1024 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,600 Like I've never had forgotten anywhere. 1025 00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,560 Abby was our middle one. We didn't forget her anywhere. 1026 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,520 I think it was just. Not that you know of. 1027 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:47,560 Not that you know of, yeah. Well, you know how many times I 1028 00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,360 had to walk home? So we used to have six kids, but 1029 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,560 I had to make one of them an example one time. 1030 00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,920 And you know, you kill one of them, the rest of them fall in 1031 00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,000 the line real. Well, The thing is, The thing 1032 00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,280 is. Is that you have 3. 1033 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:01,280 Kids. So there's no middle child 1034 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,720 anymore. Not directly middle. 1035 00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,480 Yeah. Well, yeah, not until we had, 1036 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,120 they're all, they had our fifth one. 1037 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:11,200 And at that point in time, Danny would have been, let's see, he 1038 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:15,840 was born in like 210 O 4. So Danny was 12 when our last 1039 00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:19,240 one was born. So yeah, all of them are middle 1040 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,680 children at one point in time. Except Danny. 1041 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:25,160 Well I mean he was middle first and last for like 5 years. 1042 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,520 Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1043 00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:33,760 Only child. Yeah, yeah, I asked Angela. 1044 00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,800 She was ready like 16 after 16 hours of Labor. 1045 00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:38,160 She was ready right away to have another. 1046 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,080 That was what I knew. I married a crazy woman. 1047 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:44,560 But then I've learned. I've learned from Matt at work, 1048 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:47,440 he gave me a piece of wisdom that his grandpa gave him. 1049 00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,520 And I would like to give it to you guys and all the listeners 1050 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,640 all and, and no offense to the women, but you know what I'm 1051 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,320 saying is right. Love you guys. 1052 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,440 All women are crazy. You just have to pick your level 1053 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:05,880 of crazy and stick with it. I'm like, wow, that's, that's 1054 00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:10,360 some sage advice there. Yeah, guys are just dumb. 1055 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,600 You know, women are crazy, Guys are dumb. 1056 00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:16,200 Yeah, I'm pretty stupid, yeah. Yeah, you know, so I mean 1057 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,080 that's. It's a beautiful dichotomy. 1058 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,000 Yeah, it really is. That's how we complete one 1059 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,480 another. Yeah, until she starts calling 1060 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:25,320 me dumb and then I start feeling dumb. 1061 00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,800 Yeah, pretty much. And then I call her crazy and 1062 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,720 then she throw punches me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1063 00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,400 Absolutely. I'll teach you to. 1064 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,280 Draw me crazy. Yeah. 1065 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,200 That's when I put on all the rings. 1066 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:38,800 And that was a dumb thing to say. 1067 00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:42,200 See see how that works. Yeah, yeah. 1068 00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:44,000 That's why we're going to freeze for two days. 1069 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:50,480 I had to be intubated. Dumb ways to die. 1070 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:55,960 Yep, that's exactly it. Like you call some like you call 1071 00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:00,000 your a woman crazy and then it cuts frame to just Yep. 1072 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,160 The I I know you guys are. Probably in. 1073 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:06,720 Heaven. Yeah, Yep. 1074 00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:08,880 There's a video where a guy does that. 1075 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,680 I can't remember. He does like a compilation, but 1076 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,760 he does. He does quite a few videos where 1077 00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,200 he does that, where he says something really dumb and the 1078 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,480 wife kind of looks at him and you see him in his coffin and I 1079 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:25,760 will remember you. Is a similar thing with like how 1080 00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:29,880 to deal with cops from a lawyer. Like you get, you get pulled 1081 00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,560 over and it's like a clip of the the lawyer. 1082 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,120 He's like, you get pulled over and you just say, excuse me, 1083 00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,400 officer da, da, da, da. And then this stitches to like a 1084 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:41,040 black kid and he's like gets pulled over and he's like, 1085 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,080 excuse me, officer. And then all of a sudden, he's 1086 00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:47,160 in heaven. No, there's, there's one that I 1087 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:52,160 saw where it was titled, it's in slow motion and it's titled when 1088 00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,400 you get pulled over by a cop. So you try to give them your 1089 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,840 wallet as fast as you can and it's just like reaching out like 1090 00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:02,440 this pulls out his wallet. Like a gun. 1091 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,520 And it looks like, yeah, my wallet looks like a gun. 1092 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,800 Don't shoot me. My gun is my wallet.