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This year of Neil Green is what 
I'm referring it to it as well. 

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It's 2025 here we discovered 
Neil Green. 

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So OK, yeah, we did watch two of
his acclaimed film. 

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Yeah, his five star quality 
movies. 

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Yeah, big studio. 5 out of 
1,000,000. 

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Yeah, Five star budget. 
Yeah. 

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Five star budget you. 
Know for a for for the caterer. 

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He directs a really good film. 
Yeah. 

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Right. 
Tester is my favorite actor, 

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producer, director, writer. 
Peter. 

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Special music, butter and 
mayonnaise. 

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Casting Direction Special His 
special talent Additional cast. 

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Yeah, penis model. 
Yeah, penis model. 

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Yeah, shit, man. 
Oh, that's hot, huh? 

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Hello. 
Joe. 

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Joe. 
Joe, Hello. 

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Hello. 
Hey, Daddy. 

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Hey. 
What? 

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Hi. 
What's going on? 

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Oh, Dang it. 
I was supposed to know that too.

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Yeah. 
Why? 

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Why is everything weird? 
We we, we definitely weren't 

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talking about you that I know 
for. 

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Sure. 
No. 

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No, never. 
Why is it feeling? 

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Weird. 
We weren't referring to the 8 

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old age-old of if one man can 
hold you down to men can rape 

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you. 
Yeah, I don't think that's true.

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And I have I've I've used peanut
butter and and dogs reference 

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several times today. 
I think that it is. 

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I think a man's lower half has a
lot of fighting power. 

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Or like, still you know it. 
Doesn't, but if if I can pin you

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to the ground and you can't 
move, somebody else can. 

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What I've done is I've trained, 
much like Mr. Master, for my 

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sphincter to contract when under
pressure, even when I'm 

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unconscious. 
Yeah, and for my penis to. 

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Perpetually set. 
Stay soft. 

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I I was just going to say I 
always, I always have a stress 

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ball on my anus so I can squeeze
it. 

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Yeah. 
It's a beautiful art. 

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Well, that's why I use mouth 
tape when I. 

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Sleep so no black men can enter.
No, nobody can break in my house

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and just slip it in. 
Wow. 

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What a challenge. 
I saw. 

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I saw a thing today and I shared
it with Mr. Master. 

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But Speaking of breaking in 
houses, there are two types of 

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men out there. 
Men that are scared that they'll

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have to fight a home intruder 
naked and men who want it, 

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that's tremendously. 
Are you? 

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Are you? 
Wait, are you the way you said 

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that? 
Are you the naked 1 or is the 

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home intruder the naked 1? 
Doesn't matter. 

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I'd be. 
I'd be scared personally. 

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If if if I if a home intruder's 
naked, guess what? 

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2 naked men are fighting on the 
floor. 

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Yep, and they're making. 
Sweet love. 

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I've seen it happen on the 
Righteous Gemstones. 

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I've seen two naked men are 
going to. 

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From my point of view. 
I wouldn't put me on the floor. 

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And I never burgled again. 
And that's how Danny and I met, 

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actually. 
That's How I Met your mother. 

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And if you and if you try to 
burgle my home and you're 

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already naked, you obviously 
you're, you're asking for it, 

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you know. 
But I mean, well, that's when 

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you get. 
Shot 39 times and not die like 

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that Lady. 
Yeah, I said. 

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I have the distinct advantage, 
though. 

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I'll be naked as well, but I'll 
be covering baby oil. 

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Slippery. 
I'll be slippery. 

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They're going to be rolling once
when trying to grapple. 

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I hope you don't try to go down 
the stairs. 

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Why will missile style head 
first? 

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OK, no, you have to be on. 
Your. 

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Back I was going to say, you got
to be on your back and you're 

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you're you got to have your 
knees pulled up to your hand. 

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Just go booty first. 
I like face down. 

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That's that's extreme, but I 
like it. 

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Truly fearless. 
You have to be. 

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I mean, if I saw somebody start 
flying down the stairs at me, 

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I'd run. 
That the chocolate star valid. 

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Chocolate starfish incoming. 
Very valid. 

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And there's the name of the of 
the of the episode. 

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Yep. 
Chocolate. 

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Off your shin bound. 
By the way guys, I have finished

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the script so after the ZDS are 
done, I will need your guys''s 

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beautiful voices for your 
character. 

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Oh OK sweet, who am I playing? 
Waldo. 

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You're Waldo, Mr. Master, I I 
left it to you if you want to do

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Hiller's Dairy Store or Day 
Mike's Exotic. 

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Food. 
It should be Day Mike's Chicken.

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I'll do Day Mike. 
OK, Yeah, I wonder. 

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Day, Mike. 
I have, obviously. 

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I have Alex doing Leopold's 
library, and Joe. 

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Joe decided to do Marcus. 
I don't know what kind of store 

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he's doing, though. 
I said acquired goods. 

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Yeah. 
I need help. 

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I need help with that acquired 
goods consignment store. 

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Yeah. 
So wait, hold on. 

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It's it's Marcus from from dead 
rain, right? 

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Yeah. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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So just do like Marcus's pet. 
Shop well acquired goods so you 

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could. 
You could also your. 

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These random items and say I got
them. 

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Got this off a dead guy. 
Which, by the way, I've actually

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kept track of all that I. 
Believe that. 

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I have, I have, I have kept 
track of all the stuff that 

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Marcus just stole. 
So the true fans will be out 

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there, will be like, oh, I 
remember the stapler. 

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I remember the top. 
You could have an aisle. 

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An aisle dedicated solely to. 
I have a nice top dog. 

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Shop. 
Peanut. 

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Butter peanut butter store I 
got. 

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Peanut butter. 
I got peanut butter. 

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I got Jelly inside. 
It's peanut butter. 

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It's it's half pawn shop, half 
pet store. 

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Yep, or when you just want the 
dog to. 

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Lick you, right? 
He's got an open cage for 

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Princess. 
So I will say also there is a, 

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there is a section at the end 
that I have planned where we all

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ad Lib, ad Lib something. 
But it's going to be 

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pandemonium. 
It doesn't matter what you say 

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because it's all going to get 
found out because the way that I

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have it set up is that 
everyone's going to be talking 

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at the same time. 
Kind of like kind of how like 

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how last year was talking about 
the the Transformers and how we 

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don't understand them you. 
Know that that was unplanned, 

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but I made it work. 
That was so funny. 

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Oh, got the got the DJ book 
today. 

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Due to the DJ Stone, Yeah, 
missed opportunity. 

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You know what I'm saying? 
You really should have done 

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Jamie from Trailer Park Boys to 
do it. 

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Yeah, you just don't. 
But but but sad news for for 

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Joey. 
This DJ does not offer. 

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That's all right. 
OK. 

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All right, we'll figure it out. 
We'll. 

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Get what we'll say. 
Karaoke somehow. 

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Yeah, that's. 
What we'll have to do karaoke. 

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We'll say no, I figured it out. 
I will be auctioned off at the 

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wedding. 
Hot so. 

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Wait, so you're gonna consummate
the you're gonna consummate the 

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marriage? 
10,000 Yeah. 

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So essentially you will bid on a
private dance with just me. 

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Do the Trump dance. 
The Trump dancing. 

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Soda. 
Soda. 

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That's just why I'm kidding in 
Mecca. 

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Or I'll I'll dip you. 
For me, Oh. 

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Dipping you. 
Dipping you and. 

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Then it's over. 
Or the the spin I. 

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Just Danny starts getting light 
headed. 

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I just you throw me the whole 
time. 

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Or or we do the the WAP dance, 
but you carry me and I'm the 

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like one upside down. 
Am I like booting your face and 

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I'm twerking upside down? 
Twerking upside down in my face.

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Yeah, yeah. 
My soul. 

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 
What's the name for that? 

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The homosexual relations. 
The homosexual relationship. 

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Really hope Joey doesn't wear a 
kilt that day. 

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My bread and butter. 
I'm Scottish, don't offend my 

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culture. 
No, I'm not wearing underwear. 

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No. 
Traditional, dammit. 

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I'm a True Blood. 
Scottish, I don't wear underwear

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under this, but they got a bunch
of other games that we're going 

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to play too, so got a lot of 
stuff going on. 

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It's going to be fun. 
It'll be good. 

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Good tickle game. 
No, they're gonna like, they're 

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gonna try to figure out who has 
the heaviest purse, who's got 

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the heaviest purse in the in the
audience, and then they get a 

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gift card. 
Then they're gonna figure out 

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who's got the heaviest wallet 
and figure out who's got the 

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heaviest wallet, and then they 
get a gift card. 

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Gift cards. 
Involved. 

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Yeah. 
Who has all the heavies? 

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Around her £5 dumbbells. 
They're gonna do a a newlywed 

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game as well. 
Where US and a couple other 

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couples get called up and then 
we got to got to play the 

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newlywed game. 
Oh, I'll play it. 

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Is that what I? 
Think hold on, I think there 

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should be a category. 
No, that's like who who knows 

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each other better? 
Yeah, yeah. 

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It's like a category of. 
People ask questions and you'll 

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hold out the the subsequent 
shoe. 

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No, they're close. 
But it's like, so like, you 

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know, it'd be like like who 
kissed who 1st And then like, 

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everybody would have to like, 
write it down. 

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Whoever's right, like gets 
points. 

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We probably would not be good at
that which. 

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Is my surprise I'm very good at.
That no, I mean with like, no 

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like with each other. 
So if, like Joey, if you were 

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playing and then we were playing
and the dad was playing, like 

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you would write down either 
yourself or Alexis, like I would

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write down either myself or Bree
and down to write down himself 

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for Mom. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, that's what it'd. 
Be Dang, I'm not gonna have a 

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date but. 
You better. 

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You better you got till 
September you'll. 

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Find somebody by then 
loneliness. 

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Or my I should say loneliness. 
I should say like my content 

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Single life. 
And the ten travel. 

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Travel up here. 
Down here, yeah. 

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I don't know if she'll have 
enough PTO because she's going 

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to the Netherlands system. 
What's there? 

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Wow. 
The Netherlands. 

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One of her friends. 
Yeah. 

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The Netherlands, yeah. 
Dragon's there, but I mean, what

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else is there? 
Well, neither, no. 

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Oh. 
You've joined. 

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The podcast live from the 
Netherlands. 

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You're welcome. 
Yeah, I appreciate that. 

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Oh, you really pissed me off 
this week. 

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Oh. 
What really you off? 

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This. 
Week. 

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What? 
Yeah. 

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What's here? 
OK, what's here? 

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I got two things that really 
pissed me off this week 1 God, I

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bought it. 
I bought a game five years ago 

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for $100 and I can't play it. 
Beautiful. 

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I want to shut down the servers.
I can't play it anymore. 

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That really Listen me. 
Oh, that's what. 

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OK, Anthem. 
Yeah, it was a fun game. 

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You have to fly around and shoot
things and they got boring, but 

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it was fun and I paid 100. 
Dollars a boring. 

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Yeah, and. 
The bones were good, I'll say 

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that. 
The bones were good. 

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They could have fixed the bones,
but they didn't it. 

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Was just a line. 
It easily could have been 

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something like Easy Like they 
they've updated way worse turds 

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than Anthem. 
They made oh good, even EAS made

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bad games better. 
But no, no, they shut it down. 

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They just gave them. 
There goes one where's my $100? 

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It just I can't even log in 
anymore. 

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It just tells me, Nope, can't do
it. 

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That's not rivers. 
No, it's $100. 

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Really picked me up, huh? 
Did it have like a single player

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story? 
Yeah, well, it was like single 

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player. 
You could play by yourself and 

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there's cutscenes and stuff, but
you still have to be online to 

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do it. 
People. 

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A lot of people. 
Didn't even like the story 

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because it was like one too 
short and two like it wasn't 

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that expensive or debt. 
It was very short, I will give 

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it that, but like I still 
enjoyed it and it was pretty 

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predictable, but still like the 
the most fun about the most fun 

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thing about it was like flying 
around and like blowing stuff 

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out the whole. 
Thing about it was the combat it

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was it was awesome but the like 
a lot of it why it was so hate 

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is because the amount of bugs it
released with like it was super 

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buggy bad not gonna lie it was 
pretty bad. 

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But they could have done 
something with it. 

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Right. 
It still pissed me off I. 

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Think they should? 
I'm surprised that they didn't. 

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On it completely. 
I'm surprised they didn't pull. 

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I'm surprised they went with the
Ubisoft route and they just did 

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not release the source code. 
Like they just made it open 

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source. 
Like that would have been great 

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too. 
Or like if they just would have 

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like I don't know, did the whole
cyberpunk route and made it 

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better. 
Complete overhaul. 

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Nobody must have bought it 
though, yeah? 

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It didn't. 
A bunch of people were like, 

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we're going to wait for this 
thing to launch, and then it 

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launched and obviously the 
launch wasn't great. 

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So then people were just like, 
we're not going to buy it. 

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Then here's what I get. 
I get it. 

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It relates to it relates to 
Anthem too, is there's a little 

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indie company, I actually forget
the name, but they made No Man's

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Sky. 
That game kind of sucked and it 

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was super boring when it came 
out and the like, like Anthem, 

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the bones were good. 
They they procedurally generated

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like a trillion planets you 
could go to Yeah, but it was 

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boring. 15 updated it. 
Yeah, they could have thrown it 

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in the dumpster like Anthem, but
but there's little indie company

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with no money goes and updates 
it and now there's a bunch of 

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stuff and now it's like 
Minecraft. 

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The same thing. 
Also I saw is that people have 

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been begging, begging for The 
Last of Us multiplayer game back

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when like single player games 
used to come out every once in a

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while you get a multiplayer mode
like Uncharted and it was like a

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lot of fun. 
And like The Last of Us had one 

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called Factions and I played it.
It was really cool. 

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And it kind of expands on the 
lore and you get to play 

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something outside the story and 
you like play with the gun 

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mechanics and the guns. 
And it was fun. 

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And the first Last of Us had it.
The second one, radio silence. 

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It's nothing. 
They're like, hey, you're going 

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to get your own game. 
And they're released a concept 

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art picture and they're like, 
we're making this. 

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And then they're like, yeah, 
we're not making that anymore. 

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It like, what are you thinking? 
We're done with The Last. 

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One, we're doing that yourself. 
But somebody recently this week,

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like I saw that some modders got
together and modded Last of Us 

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Part 2 and made a Co-op. 
And so they're starting like two

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players can run around and like 
so they're starting to make The 

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Last of Us multiplaying modders 
with no money. 

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It's not the studio. 
This is just a guy. 

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Well, what was it they billion 
dollar comps at? 

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Smart out some. 
No, people were upset at 

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Nintendo because this was 
several years ago. 

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But so Metroid, OK, the first 
word came out on the NES, right?

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Then you had Metroid 2, Return 
of Samus. 

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That came out on the Game Boy. 
It was only the Game Boy only 

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game. 
And then Metroid 3 was Super 

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Metroid, Metroid 4 was Metroid 
Fusion, and the Metroid 5 was 

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Metroid Dread. 
So we went through a really big 

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drought of Metroid games from 
like 2008 to like 20, like 15. 

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There's a huge gap in that gap. 
People were like, they were 

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upset because they remade the 
first Metroid on Game Boy S or 

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Game Game Boy Advance. 
It was called Metroid 00 

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Mission. 
And that was love that. 

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Yep, that was the that was the 
remake of the first one. 

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What's the quality of life 
stuff? 

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They added a map. 
They like that. 

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Honestly, like that's, it's one 
of my favorite Metroid games out

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there. 
It's a blast. 

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It's so good. 
Then they were like, we want you

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to do the same thing to #2 
because a lot of people haven't 

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played two because it only came 
out with Game Boy. 

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And it's still radio, the only 
version I ever made. 

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Well, no, they they ended up 
like remaking it essentially in 

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the same engine of dread, but 
again for only Game Boys. 

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But in this time frame of when 
they when they didn't have 

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anything, modders got together 
and they're like we are, they're

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going to do stuff. 
So a group of modest took the 

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same engine that they did hero 
mission and they remade the 

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entire game, updated it improved
like quality of life stuff, 

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added things like story things 
and people freaking loved it. 

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Awesome. 
So they they launched it. 

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They launched it online as a as 
a free game. 

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You can go online still and 
download it right now. 

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It's out there still. 
And then as soon as they launch 

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it, 16 hours later, they got a 
cease and assist from Nintendo 

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that was like take this down 
like this is this is illegal. 

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You can't do this. 
So I mean, obviously stuff stuff

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on the Internet, you know, once 
it's on the Internet and it'll 

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never leave. 
So they took it down. 

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But people were like, why? 
Like when when people were upset

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because we weren't getting new 
Sonic games and modders went out

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and made their own Sonic games, 
like Sega wasn't mad at them. 

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They were like, hey, we're going
to hire you to come make games 

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for us. 
Because clearly you know what 

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you're like. 
You're a fan of our. 

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Work. 
So yeah, so you're going to come

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work for us, We'll pay you to do
what you just did for free. 

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Why not? 
But Nintendo, what they do? 

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Nope. 
Put it away. 

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Done stomp, can't do that. 
They're they're so prideful 

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about their stuff, it's unreal. 
I think that's what it is, yeah.

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It's terrible, but that's just 
again, greedy corporations are 

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greedy corporate things. 
And the second thing pissed me 

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off this week. 
So on Monday, the Stranger 

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Things documentary came out, the
making of Season 5. 

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I know we're talking about 
Stranger Things the last three 

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episodes, but guess what? 
This is the last time I'm going 

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to talk about it because I'm 
pissed. 

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So. 
And they ruined it. 

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So what they did, they've been 
singing for four years now. 

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Five years. 
We, we knew the ending since 

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season 1. 
We knew the ending since Season 

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1. 
Guess what? 

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It came out five minutes under 
the documentary. 

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We started filming Season 5. 
We had no idea how it was going 

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to. 
End Yeah, I did hear that they. 

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Literally were filming the last 
episode and costume designers, 

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set designers, like a whole 
major people had no, they didn't

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even have the script. 
They had no idea what they were 

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doing. 
The the costume designer got to 

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come up, come up to the 
directions, be like what is 

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going on in the scene? 
I need to know something, an 

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outfit, and they're like, we're 
still coming up with it while 

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they're filming. 
I. 

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Don't know, just putting the. 
Camera on here panned over. 

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The camera panned over. 
See their laptop as they're 

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typing away feverishly, right? 
And guess what? 

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They well one they have like 30 
tabs open which annoys the hell 

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out of me but anyways. 
You wouldn't like, you wouldn't 

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like to look at Andrea's screen 
then, because she has. 

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You're right, I wouldn't. 
Perpetually has like 20. 

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Tabs. 
It makes me mad if I've got more

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than three three open. 
Like when I'm acting doing 

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something. 
I'm upset. 

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Anyways, they had four to five 
were all ChatGPT. 

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Yeah, you could see the. 
Logo Yeah. 

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And then two or three of them, 
there were Reddit threads. 

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They were going through Reddit 
threads trying to figure out how

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we make this end. 
Let the fans solve it. 

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Quite literally, they're on site
and the guy that plays Vecna is 

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talking to the director. 
Be like, this does not make 

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sense the direction you're 
going. 

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How about I do this, this and 
this? 

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Because that makes more sense 
for my character to do. 

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And they're like, yeah, OK, that
makes sense. 

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Then in another scene, Robin, 
what are you playing? 

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A lesbian in the show? 
She's sitting there and she's 

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like, hey, this guy next to me 
doesn't know that I'm a lesbian,

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so we're what we're doing is 
not. 

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But doesn't make sense. 
He should be surprised by that. 

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So maybe we're still trying to 
hide it. 

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Oh, yeah, OK. 
That makes sense. 

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It's like they don't even know 
their own show they're writing 

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for. 
Well, yeah, We knew the ending 

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since Season 1. 
Oh yeah, we knew it. 

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You sure did not. 
You sure didn't. 

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You're right, we should pay the 
writers more money. 

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That's that deserves more money.
I love that. 

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Really, they're sitting there 
and when 7 or 8, whatever, 

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whatever the other rod that 
died, is she the costume 

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designer sitting there? 
They're like, so is she like, 

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what should she be wearing in 
this scene? 

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Like, oh, we need to put blood 
like over here on this on her. 

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Like she's like, why? 
Oh, she gets shot and then dies.

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Like, oh, well, that's not in 
the script anywhere. 

411
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Oh, yeah, we're not done writing
it yet. 

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Come on guys. 
Why are we scrambling that for 

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five years you had all the time,
time in the world? 

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It's so much time. 
And their excuse, Their excuse 

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was Netflix was pushing us so 
hard. 

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They were pushing us so hard to 
get this out. 

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You had four years to write a 
script. 

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You sure did. 
Four years, yeah, Or like 10 

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years if you're saying that you 
were ready since Season 1, I 

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mean. 
Right. 

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So I'm not against review 
bombing Stranger Things that 

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they're it's a dis terrible. 
Terrible. 

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Our stuff is better. 
I was just going to say we all 

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right better script stuff 
because we we have it pre 

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written before the season even 
starts. 

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This makes me proud of this is 
going. 

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And I don't even like bio rift. 
It makes me proud out of Cousin 

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Inferno season 1. 
Yeah, fire them and hire me. 

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00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,600
Fire them and hire me. 
Yeah, exactly. 

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Hire all of us, yeah. 
Yeah, we'll stay in the writers 

431
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room and just talk crap for like
5 hours a day and then they're 

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like, oh, we try to write 
something. 

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Yeah, for. 
Five years and then scribble 

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while they're filming. 
And then we will we will get a 

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respectable 3 out of five star 
show. 

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Yeah, and guess what? 
Millions of dollars upfront, it 

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doesn't matter what we put out, 
right? 

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We don't. 
Why don't we write? 

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Why don't we? 
What's stopping us from writing 

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a show? 
Honestly, nothing. 

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We could write 1 nothing. 
We don't want to be part of 

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that. 
Writers even. 

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Trust me, we do not want. 
To make a script and a 

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storyboard and everything and 
then just pitch it around, 

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there's nothing stopping us. 
So what's? 

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Funny shows like crazy. 
What's funny is that you say 

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that, Joey, literally these past
two weeks, thinking about, hey, 

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how do I bring this up to the 
guys? 

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I want us to start doing like 
skits, like the witest kids, you

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know, type of stuff. 
Yeah, like, we just do like, 

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like skits like this. 
And we all write it or whatever,

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whoever writes it, and then we 
all act it out. 

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And then it's just a separate 
thing from the ZZ and D stuff. 

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Or it could be Z&D base. 
Like a like a thing thing or a 

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audio? 
Like like an audio thing? 

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Yeah, yeah. 
If we could base it on something

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and. 
Like like more more stuff like 

458
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,200
the As for the Z DS stuff like 
that. 

459
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,640
Yeah, we could be honest. 
So it'd be cool. 

460
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,600
We could do variety, like old 
school radio variety shows and 

461
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,400
things like that, but that we're
making up on the cuff, things 

462
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,240
like that with characters that 
we use from Z&D. 

463
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,440
Yeah, that's such a good. 
I've honestly been thinking 

464
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,080
about doing something as a 
podcast for years, just doing 

465
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:44,760
like an old school dramedy, play
audio only type thing like they 

466
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,680
used to do on radio. 
And now that podcasts are making

467
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:51,080
such a big comeback, like radio 
died out, you got people. 

468
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,680
Oh, I'd rather watch movies. 
But since movies are garbage and

469
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,480
TV is garbage now, people are 
moving towards podcasts. 

470
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:59,360
So that could have a chance of 
being something really special, 

471
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,480
really cool. 
There's some good. 

472
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:05,000
Good ones out there. 
By the way, congratulations Amy 

473
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,280
Poehler and your Podcast of the 
Year award. 

474
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,600
What? 
What we were. 

475
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:13,400
We were second place, we were 
second place, no second place. 

476
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,560
We're coming forward next year. 
OK, Yeah. 

477
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,640
I thought we were 11th. 11th Oh 
yeah, sorry, we're 11th. 

478
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:23,760
Place Yeah, we'll. 
See at the Golden Globes next 

479
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:27,000
year I got like 2 press and 
everything. 

480
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,600
Coming for you, Amy. 
Yeah, I mean, I got my high 

481
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,960
heels strapped and fitted just 
for that occasion. 

482
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,040
We didn't. 
Wonder it was Amy Poehler. 

483
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,560
She's the one who won. 
What's her podcast? 

484
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,800
Even I. 
Don't know. 

485
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,600
She talks about her vagina all 
the time. 

486
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:41,960
Celebrity. 
Stuff. 

487
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,240
We do that too, but no 
recognition. 

488
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,880
Yeah, no recognition. 
I sit in my room and talk about 

489
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,520
it. 
You sit in the studio. 

490
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,160
Good job. 
Yeah, good job. 

491
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:56,000
We are not the same. 
I've been writing something all 

492
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,760
day and I told Danny about it 
last night. 

493
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,880
I want to do AZ and D like it's 
turning into a larger thing, but

494
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:06,560
like an like an alternate 
history, alternate U.S. history,

495
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,920
but Z&D ified. 
So I wanted to start like in 

496
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:15,400
Jamestown, but like make it Z&D.
So alternate American history in

497
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,360
the actual history is like 
people coming back to Jamestown 

498
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:21,680
and they endure this winter and 
the whole Fort that they build 

499
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,520
is all destroyed. 
But in this version we're going 

500
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,720
to, you know, you're going to 
come back and zombies. 

501
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,680
You could pick a bunch of 
alternate American history stuff

502
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,080
and you can make that like it's 
own thing because that's just a 

503
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,360
cool concept. 
Well, you told me about that and

504
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:37,440
so I was thinking about it last 
night and today I would I'd like

505
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,880
to do 1 like revolutionary 
wartime. 

506
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,360
You know how Washington. 
Go like in the same series. 

507
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,480
Well, yeah, you know what, 
Washington? 

508
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,120
1 Delaware, right? 
To to get to surprise the 

509
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,680
British on Christmas Eve. 
What is zombie for the whole 

510
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,400
time where? 
Well, what if? 

511
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,160
What if the British were 
zombies? 

512
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,000
And so he was. 
He was crossing the Delaware to 

513
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,400
actually surprise the zombies. 
Surprise zombie. 

514
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:05,400
I'm so surprised. 
Immediately, my first thought 

515
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,080
was the Alamo. 
That too, Yeah. 

516
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,320
There's a lot of them. 
Alamo. 

517
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:11,360
That could be. 
I remember it. 

518
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:14,320
No, but that could be. 
That could be a whole like audio

519
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,280
drama unto itself. 
Yeah, zombies. 

520
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,520
It's not the it's not the 
Mexicans that are fighting for 

521
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,760
the Alamo. 
Yeah. 

522
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,160
No, it's it's Mexican Lincoln. 
Yeah, it's Mexican. 

523
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,880
Versus the zombies. 
Yeah. 

524
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,040
Yeah. 
Abe Lincoln. 

525
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,960
Yeah, the assassination of Abe 
Lincoln. 

526
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,320
It was it was a zombie, not a 
not John Wilkes. 

527
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,960
Booth yeah, he, he got, he got 
so Mary, Mary Todd had been 

528
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,880
changed and he didn't have the 
killer. 

529
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,240
And so he was keeping her alive.
And when he went to go, you 

530
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,960
know, feed, she got a hold and 
bit him. 

531
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,800
And then he went ahead and went 
to the theater. 

532
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,080
And James John John Wilkes 
Booth. 

533
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,240
John. 
Wilkes. 

534
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,840
Booth there, Yeah. 
He wasn't there to assassinate 

535
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:59,000
the wow Lincoln. 
He knew that he'd gotten bit and

536
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,080
was taking him down as he was 
changing. 

537
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:02,840
That was that was actually in a 
movie. 

538
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,800
Did you just? 
Man if. 

539
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,360
You came up with that on the 
spot? 

540
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,840
That'd be. 
Wow, Yeah, that was a movie that

541
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:09,760
would be pretty good. 
Yeah. 

542
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,360
No, that was that was Lincoln. 
Lincoln versus the Zombies. 

543
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,280
Jeez, you could say that like 
the civil, the civil war wasn't 

544
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,320
the actual civil war. 
The zombie plague started in the

545
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,320
South spread. 
I like that. 

546
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,240
And it turned your skin. 
Dark and it wasn't, and it 

547
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,760
wasn't over. 
It wasn't like a war type of 

548
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,280
thing where they were just 
fighting each other. 

549
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:34,800
It was the Northern Union trying
to keep the Southern at Bay so 

550
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,200
that they didn't like cross the 
crossover. 

551
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,440
Yeah, Yep, I like that. 
Yeah, but now I'm getting 

552
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,400
excited for that. 
Like right now we're trying to, 

553
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,840
we're trying to take Greenland 
because we know that there's 

554
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,840
zombies there. 
Yeah, eventually. 

555
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,440
Why we want it so bad? 
The OWP oil. 

556
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,880
Spill. 
It wasn't, it wasn't an accident

557
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,040
on BPS part. 
It was zombies taking over. 

558
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,520
It was. 
Garbage on the wall. 

559
00:26:58,800 --> 00:26:59,440
I know. 
Zombies on. 

560
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,960
They're trying. 
To save us because the zombies 

561
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,160
weren't in the world. 
Trade Center. 

562
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,800
They were trying to kill them, 
They're trying to help. 

563
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,240
But Danny? 
You walked away as soon as I was

564
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:15,480
like trying to to, I was trying 
to explain this, but writing 

565
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,520
this advert advertisement for 
the Ziti's got me thinking 

566
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,600
they'll like start writing skits
like for our characters and 

567
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,960
stuff like that. 
That'd be a pretty. 

568
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,600
Good idea. 
I love some good skit 

569
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,720
commercials. 
So she has to break out of a 

570
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,120
little mold that we're in. 
Right. 

571
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,040
Expand a little. 
It could be separate from the 

572
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:37,440
Z&D stuff or it could be like 
our ZD characters are doing the 

573
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,840
skit type of thing. 
Yeah, or it's just. 

574
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,520
Either or I think, I think it or
just us, yeah, are completely 

575
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,800
different characters, you know? 
Right, like a cohesive story. 

576
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,640
Like, remember Joey, remember 
the the Ranger danger? 

577
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,680
Oh yeah, that'd be a hilarious 
audio drama. 

578
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,160
Dude that. 
'D be perfect. 

579
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,560
I've written. 
The script, Ranger Danger and 

580
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:02,200
audio dramas. 
An awesome audio drama that 

581
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,840
could be honestly like our Get 
Smart esque thing. 

582
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,360
It'd be Ranger Danger. 
Visual though I had it written 

583
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,720
with visual in mind. 
Oh yeah, it would be so funny. 

584
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,320
We'd have to. 
Write 1 review server. 

585
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,920
Yeah, I'm basically, basically. 
Started to do years ago. 

586
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,000
Not it wasn't redacted, it was 
it sounded like that 

587
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,720
putrefaction. 
Putrefaction. 

588
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:27,000
That's what it was. 
Yeah, we tried to make a zombie 

589
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,960
web series. 
We didn't try. 

590
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,680
We did we. 
Did it chapter 1. 

591
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,320
Was that the one where I was 
supposed to be the school 

592
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,680
teacher or something like that? 
Yeah. 

593
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,160
There's an episode, there's an. 
Episode on YouTube. 

594
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:46,880
Of preacher faction okay going 
to see his dying dad and he 

595
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,840
steals a car drives. 
Away. 

596
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,960
He drives. 
Away and then I'm sleeping in 

597
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,400
the woods. 
For some reason it's never 

598
00:28:55,400 --> 00:29:00,000
explained we're homeless. 
Dude. 

599
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,000
No, that was future of. 
Action You guys never fit into 

600
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,880
my episode. 
I was supposed to be a teacher 

601
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,320
and Sam was supposed to be like 
my punk student. 

602
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:14,640
Well, Sam got hit by a. 
Car he got hit by a car because 

603
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,720
it was a zombie and then so I 
popped out of the car and Joe 

604
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,600
was freaking out because he just
hit somebody, shot him in the 

605
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,920
head and was like good in the 
car. 

606
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,080
Go, go, go. 
I knew the zombie apocalypse was

607
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,040
happening. 
I had. 

608
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,600
No idea what do you. 
You were the way to explain. 

609
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,720
That is that you were a dormant 
sleeper agent. 

610
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,960
Literally. 
Yeah. 

611
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,520
Yeah. 
Putrefaction. 

612
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,560
Yeah, it's pretty. 
No what? 

613
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,200
Are you talking about? 
It's fantastic. 

614
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,240
How do you spell it? 
I was trying to. 

615
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,600
Find it I do. 
That's that being said, I do 

616
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,240
actually still like the name. 
Oh, it's a fantastic. 

617
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,440
Name just need the funding. 
Yeah. 

618
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,000
I say we write a real TV. 
Show just have it written, just 

619
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,800
have it ready, have the whole 
thing have the script, a real 

620
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,560
script, do it up real and pitch 
it around. 

621
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,640
Who wants it honestly like 
YouTube is. 

622
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:11,120
Not YouTube, they're like stuff 
for like the you can pitch 

623
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,680
something to them and they'll be
like maybe I mean, and we've got

624
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:18,960
enough of like I think if we go 
out and really like put really 

625
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,600
try, I guess I think that it 
could really be something. 

626
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,240
I think so eventually. 
Make it different. 

627
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:28,200
I have higher suggests. 
With Amazon, honestly, yeah. 

628
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,400
Instagram like we'll pitch it. 
To all of them. 

629
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,960
You know Toby. 
All of them. 

630
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,480
Honestly. 
Honestly. 

631
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,320
Toby, If we can get on anything,
it'd be to. 

632
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:37,960
It'd be Toby. 
Yeah. 

633
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,560
Have you seen the stuff that's 
going out there? 

634
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,320
I said Hulu and I instantly 
regretted it because. 

635
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,720
I was like, oh wait, Disney, 
Never mind. 

636
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,360
Oh yeah, there they are. 
There you guys are. 

637
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,200
Yep. 
Like. 

638
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,400
I remember watching this. 
Yeah, Heck yeah. 

639
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:56,040
I love the beginning, all the 
places where you guys filmed 

640
00:30:56,040 --> 00:31:02,840
this. 
I edited it with I remember lure

641
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,320
dustins car broke down like it 
threw a timing belt while we 

642
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,560
were in the middle of nowhere. 
So a state trooper pulls up to 

643
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:13,800
help us out and like we're 
sitting here with like a bag 

644
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:18,080
full of airsoft guns and rifles 
and all this other stuff in the 

645
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,160
middle of nowhere. 
So we see him pull up and we 

646
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,760
just throw everything in a 
ditch. 

647
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,720
We're like, get rid of it. 
Well, he, he looked in the car 

648
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,560
first. 
He looked in the car. 1st and 

649
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,440
like everything was covered. 
So he's like, oh, I'm gonna run 

650
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,760
up to, you know, the auto parts 
store and get you a belt. 

651
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,000
I'll be right back. 
And then, you know, I was super 

652
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,080
nice of him, but while he was 
gone, I was like, we got to 

653
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:44,720
ditch these guns in here. 
I going to jail it. 

654
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,120
Was like 3 days. 
Of it was like two or three days

655
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:52,640
of filming for like 10 minutes. 
We had so many ideas for Episode

656
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,280
2. 
That's studio life. 

657
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,080
That's. 
Studio. 

658
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,680
Honestly, we could. 
We could still. 

659
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,800
Do this. 
It would probably take us a long

660
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,520
time to do it, but we just 
wouldn't be able to do any 

661
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,280
scenes. 
All the zombies are still. 

662
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:07,120
Half the zombies are still Dan. 
Yeah, I believe. 

663
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,640
I have the. 
Trailer. 

664
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,480
For chapter 2, because I went 
back to Iowa years later, I was 

665
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:16,640
like, here's my idea for the 
second episode, Putrefaction. 

666
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,600
Those were the days, man. 
They were days. 

667
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,720
Nothing better to do on a on a 
Wednesday afternoon than to go 

668
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,080
out in the middle of no nowhere 
and film. 

669
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,720
It was fun. 
We got our feet wet. 

670
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,240
I remember filming. 
I remember. 

671
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,440
The the last. 
Thing, I was so mad because 

672
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,400
Dustin kept like, inputting his 
own ideas and everything. 

673
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:38,400
I was super mad at the very last
scene, yeah. 

674
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,080
He. 
Feels your character. 

675
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,080
Shut up. 
No damage done to the. 

676
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,400
Vehicle, but he's underneath it 
halfway. 

677
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,960
Yeah, he's underneath the car. 
Car fine, No blood? 

678
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,240
Yeah. 
And Danny just decided to shoot 

679
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,560
him in the hand. 
He started moving. 

680
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,800
He. 
Started moving. 

681
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,000
No witnesses I know. 
That's how this. 

682
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:03,200
Ends I've. 
Seen it before, so yeah. 

683
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,680
Listeners, if you want to donate
$17,000, we will put it to good 

684
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,720
use. 
Yeah, Future faction. 

685
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,200
Future faction. 
The movie will be on a silver 

686
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:17,640
screen near you soon. 
A screen 2B will take. 

687
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,960
It I'm sure 2B will take it, 2B 
will. 

688
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:25,120
Take it at the very at the very.
Worst YouTube TV will take it. 

689
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,360
Yeah, yeah. 
Grumble. 

690
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,480
Grumble grinder. 
It'll be on grinder, grinder. 

691
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,680
It'll be on Grinder. 
Why I'm already on there? 

692
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,080
Well, yeah, I'll make it my 
fault. 

693
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:35,680
I'll take it. 
I'll. 

694
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:36,560
Make the whole.
