1 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:36,080 Fucking welcome back to the podcast featuring We're Back at 2 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:41,440 It Again with Pirates and Sea Dogs. 3 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,120 Sea dogs and sorcery. Today am I having strong? 4 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,360 I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. 5 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,960 We're here for live and let die live and. 6 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,600 Die. I was kidding. 7 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,400 I know what it's called. It's called. 8 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:04,920 Dead set revenge. Bang bong, bang bong. 9 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,360 Go ahead and take her away, Master. 10 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,200 Joe. That's me, that's you, that's. 11 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,320 You. First off, I wanted to commend 12 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:18,800 all of you for a fantabulous last couple sessions. 13 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:25,200 I don't remember the last one. You see what you guys did. 14 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:29,720 You guys far exceeded my expectations so the rest of it 15 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:34,720 will be really a blast. Meaning he thought that we were 16 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,360 going to kill everyone. And we did. 17 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,800 I don't know what to expect. I honestly didn't know if you 18 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:45,840 would die or not, but you were gracious enough for you to let 19 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,280 me kill you. And for that I thank you are. 20 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,280 We going to have to roll to shoot a suicide. 21 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:56,400 You don't like natural 20 on AD 6? 22 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:03,600 Parking tree will haunt you all. He's in the trees. 23 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,520 To give a brief because you could not stop making fun of me 24 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:10,880 my name. It's. 25 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:15,240 All the. Tree go ahead to give a brief 26 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:21,200 recap of last episode. A guy named Mordecai Morasso did 27 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,800 you guys dirty give you a bad tip on Cupid's Point bank. 28 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:28,520 He was going to have you do his his dirty work and Robin the 29 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:32,040 bank when it was actually snakeskin Clyde's bank that you 30 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:35,240 was robbing and going to his town for help. 31 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:41,320 Mordecai was eliminated and Snakeskin Clyde asked you to 32 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:45,960 basically tie up loose ends and off, you know, the rest of that 33 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,960 guy's family. And we did not. 34 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,480 You did not, but we didn't. You have a couple fingers in 35 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:56,480 your pocket and that is a pretty good evidence. 36 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,400 And you burnt the house down if I'm not mistaken. 37 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,000 OK, I really don't remember. I thought I remembered some, but 38 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,520 I really don't remember. Anything I don't think I 39 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:03,480 believe. I. 40 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,680 Believe you turned, you burned the house down and took fingers, 41 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:10,560 so that will be enough to fool the snakeskin himself into 42 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:14,360 thinking that you did what he asked without the weight of that 43 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,280 on your conscience. I really don't remember that. 44 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,640 OK, That's what happened. So. 45 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,920 That makes it even funnier, matey. 46 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,440 Clap, clap, clap. It does. 47 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:28,680 I had to really try to get Danny's character to not kill 48 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:29,720 the kid. Yeah. 49 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,560 Killed. So I'm killing the kid. 50 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,160 Yeah. What? 51 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,720 You're saying is you're going to kill him. 52 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:42,440 Don't call. So the snake seeing Clyde's town 53 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:46,280 is a town called Lone Tree Ridge, and he has tasked you to 54 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:49,600 paying back the money that was done in damages. 55 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:54,280 And you kind of set up camp outside of his town because you 56 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,840 don't want to be in his town because you generally don't like 57 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:57,920 him. I hate him. 58 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:04,640 Yeah, but you also don't want to be too far from him because this 59 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:08,080 area is safe and you are all wanted dead or alive. 60 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:12,040 So you kind of what's the old saying, keep. 61 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:15,520 Your enemies close. Keep your enemies close and keep 62 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,279 your loved ones. With a bow, so. 63 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,680 So there is also I forgot to mention, with all all of the 64 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,600 actiony stuff you do have a bigger crew than just you 65 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,480 players. You have basically layman 66 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:33,680 layman's turns, some MPCS that are at the camp as well that you 67 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:37,200 can meet and interact with now. And you guys, the morale is 68 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,560 pretty down because of, you know, all that's transpired. 69 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:44,400 You're not going to Ankun as was promised. 70 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,800 The heist was failed, members were lost and killed. 71 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,640 So you are pretty much it's your first morning in the camp and 72 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:55,400 you guys wake up and it's kind of cold and foggy in the 73 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:58,440 morning, but the sun's up and it kind of heats through the the 74 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:03,320 mist sufficiently. I'm hunched over the fire, you 75 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,680 know? Yeah, Colt's already got a fire 76 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,920 going. Good riddance of that tripping 77 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,120 guy. The morale is pretty down and 78 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:13,920 everybody seems to be looking to Colt to say a comforting word. 79 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:20,960 And if it is done so correctly and you all may receive one 80 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:24,160 extra grit for today. So, our fearless leader, they're 81 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:27,520 looking at you. I kind of, I got to walk over 82 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,480 because I see him like pausing a little bit and I just like hit 83 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:39,120 him on the back of the shoulder. I think he's kind of, well, 84 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:42,320 tell. Me, you have stage fright. 85 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,360 You know, you know what, guys? I get it. 86 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,840 OK, It's been a rough couple of weeks. 87 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,120 You over here. He already smelled like a 88 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:54,720 swashbuckler, but now he reeks a rotten catfish. 89 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,600 Hi, that's why I'm in the water right now. 90 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,920 I'm looking for Davy Jones. No, I think it was. 91 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,560 I think it was the woman that you were with. 92 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,280 Oh, yeah? Oh, you remember that? 93 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,920 You remember that? I remember that. 94 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:11,240 Yeah. Some. 95 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,600 Some lady was absolutely obliterated. 96 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,400 I showed her. I showed her. 97 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,680 Hey, listen to me. Sorry. 98 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:21,360 In a world full of naysayers, it's easy to become discouraged. 99 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:24,920 OK? But don't let someone ever tell 100 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,080 you you can't do something. Not even me. 101 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:29,960 OK? You've got a dream that's to go 102 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,720 to Cancun. OK? 103 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,880 You've got to protect it. People can't do something 104 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,920 themselves. They want to tell you that you 105 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:40,040 can't do it. The snakeskin fella, he can't go 106 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,560 to Cancun. So he's got to tell you can't go 107 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:45,240 to Cancun. You can't, because you'll 108 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,920 believe in it. And it's your dream. 109 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,840 It's my dream. You want something, you'll go 110 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,160 get it. Period. 111 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:55,560 Is this few gentlemen those boys out there they're now like 112 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,040 fertilizing dapper deals. But if you listen real close you 113 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,480 can hear them whisper their legacy to you you go on in and 114 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,880 lean in you listen to it. You hear it, you hear it carpet. 115 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:11,920 You hear it, hear it you listen. Miss Carpet carpet Diem Steve 116 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:15,240 and I, boys make your life extraordinary. 117 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,480 Change the name carpet Daniel I'll. 118 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:24,520 Be not going to tell him that he has his pre written down you. 119 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:28,840 Go seize the day. I got to go. 120 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,360 OK. I take off. 121 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,400 You all, you all are definitely inspired. 122 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,720 You. I'm going to go count the money. 123 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,920 You can all enter. Are. 124 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:48,440 You, Mr. Krause, so you guys all have your your journal entry of 125 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,440 your character. I have everyone. 126 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,840 'S OK. I'm not able to edit. 127 00:07:52,840 --> 00:08:01,240 It that's what you're asking? I can change that in once. 128 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,280 Yeah. Oh, well, no, I'm forgetting it. 129 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:06,360 Alex, back when I made these, you guys had not started and 130 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,640 entered the game yet, so I wasn't able to put you in 131 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,240 permissions, but I'm doing that right now. 132 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,600 That's right and I believe. I blacked out. 133 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,560 I blacked out. Did I do OK? 134 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,200 Yeah, fantastic. Everybody gets an extra grip 135 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,840 that is in your that's down in your inventory. 136 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:26,000 I mean, I'm walking towards Cancun right now, no? 137 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,560 No, no, no, no, you don't want to do. 138 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,480 That why not? Why not? 139 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,400 And you? Can't do it but. 140 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,240 I'm season the day. Carpet. 141 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,440 Carpet Diem. Yeah, let's go kill that condom 142 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:41,000 fella. It's your snake skiing. 143 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,400 I. Don't. 144 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,680 Know if you want to use that is a is that. 145 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:49,760 That actually would work, wouldn't it? 146 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,160 You're able to use grit to re roll any rolls. 147 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:59,760 Basically instant crit, have an enemy re roll against you and 148 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:03,320 influence the fate die as well. So you can use one grit for any 149 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,360 of that. Right. 150 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,480 OK, just letting you know. Excuse me, Mr. Master. 151 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,040 Yes. OK, I have a question for you 152 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,800 and I want to make sure I do this right. 153 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:19,520 OK, Bob, yes. Who this is Quentin. 154 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:25,520 Alright so because I have the this the skill tenderfoot so it 155 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:30,320 says each session I start with one less grit but when I gained 156 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:34,400 grit back I gained an extra 1. So does that mean because we 157 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:39,320 gained grit then I gained 2? Yeah, you started with everyone. 158 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,480 Yeah, correct. OK, so everyone starts with 159 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,880 three. You would have started with two, 160 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:46,960 but two, Yeah, you gained 2. You gained 2 per session. 161 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:48,840 OK. So everyone make sure that's the 162 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,320 way you saw it. Yes, Sir. 163 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:51,320 Yeah. OK. 164 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,440 I appreciate it. Just so you know, I got another 165 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,000 motivational speech loaded in the shotgun. 166 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:05,800 Well, as you're approaching the campfire to give another rousing 167 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,640 speech, you see a a white speck in the corner of your eye. 168 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:10,320 You look. Over. 169 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:16,640 You look over to see Snakeskin Clyde himself flanked by a 170 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,160 couple horses. He's approaching the campground. 171 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:22,480 Looks pretty leisurely, but he's approaching you. 172 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:27,160 Why hello boys, Got yourselves a nice little campsite over here. 173 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,880 Would you? Would you care for some beer for 174 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,520 your horses? I'm all set. 175 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:36,640 They drink only bourbon now. Colt, may I have a word with you 176 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,760 please? You can. 177 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:41,200 Have 3. All right, then follow me if you 178 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,560 would. Has. 179 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,080 Anyone seen cupcake? You're going to go off with 180 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:47,960 them. Yeah. 181 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,880 OK, you guys get a you know, you're still with an eyesight of 182 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:54,280 the camp. He's he seems really casual. 183 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,640 He's like he kind of looks in the eye. 184 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:01,480 He's got, you know, Pearson blue eyes and he's like I, I, I just 185 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:05,160 wanted to apologize for the previous show of force back at 186 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,520 Lone Tree. You know what the noose is and 187 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,520 all. I never intended to bring any 188 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:13,480 harm to any, to any of you really, as I admire a man of 189 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,320 your skill. A man such as you is very 190 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:20,600 appreciated among my crew. Although you owe me a large sum, 191 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,440 I don't, I don't want you to think this opportunity is all 192 00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,360 work and no play. You're obviously free to come 193 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,240 and go and it's as y'all please. And if you keep supplying 194 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,760 payments to me, I can reward you greatly. 195 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,400 Now what do you say? You're kind of like a 196 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:38,160 Rent-A-Center, so to speak. He doesn't. 197 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,560 He doesn't know what you're talking about. 198 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,400 That's OK. I don't know what I'm talking 199 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,960 about either. Sad. 200 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:49,400 Yeah, we'll shake on it. And he shakes your hand. 201 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,560 All right, Reluctantly. No, he's supposed to spit in his 202 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:53,600 hand too. What do you mean? 203 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,240 Yeah, he spits in his hand. Yeah. 204 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:58,000 All right. OK, here's your I brought some 205 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,760 proof of of us doing the deed. The deed on. 206 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,480 The finger. Why, Those were just in your 207 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:08,480 pocket, I see. Yeah, you know, it's the 1890s, 208 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,520 you know? He knows it's 18. 209 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:16,360 No Ziploc bag, he's here. It's actually 1886 in the year 210 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,000 of our Lord Nah. Whatever. 211 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,920 You know 189018. 80 Potato Potato. 212 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,640 He takes the fingers. He takes the fingers and 213 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:30,720 dissatisfies him. Look of just satisfaction grows 214 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,960 on his face. He smiles and puts him in his 215 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,440 own pocket. He. 216 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:38,760 Can tickle on this. He's he's really trying to, he's 217 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,400 bored. He's kind of trying to hide A 218 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,040 smile. He says smile. 219 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:45,400 I'll tickle him, don't you? Stop. 220 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,520 Which one did you all first? I'm curious. 221 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:53,400 The bold, The lady. Well, yeah, he off the lady. 222 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:57,880 A lot, a lot of time. When are you entering the scene? 223 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:04,360 Oh, sorry, no, I was behind the tree making sure making sure he 224 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,640 he was OK. He's got. 225 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,360 This new guy in my posse, you see him. 226 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,720 Why, Yeah. What's your fellow? 227 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:14,400 He's got 2 wooden legs and a third real leg. 228 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,280 Are you saying you had some fun with the lady before you offed 229 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,400 her? Yeah. 230 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,040 She has gotten, she has gotten around quite a bit. 231 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,920 I will say she's a nice lady. Yes, she is. 232 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,760 I mean scurvy. He has scurvy. 233 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,400 So did you kill the boy, the boy or the woman first? 234 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,200 I'm, I'm just, I'm curious. I want to paint the picture in 235 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:44,120 my mind. I I had the boy, he had the 236 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,200 woman. Oh, simultaneously you're 237 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,760 saying? OK, yeah, well, see, I killed 238 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,400 the boy first. I don't do no kids. 239 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:56,160 I don't do none of that. Why of course not. 240 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,840 You was just doing the job that I put before in. 241 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,840 The job I'm a professional first. 242 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,240 Quentin, is it Quentin? Why don't you come over here? 243 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:09,280 Aye, you balls landing lover. Now, you went above and beyond 244 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,680 in your mission, and I appreciate that. 245 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:18,480 Well, you see in the at the sea, my beloved mother and father, 246 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,240 that's what you do with women. You when you find them. 247 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,560 Yeah, you have your way with them. 248 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:27,440 You make. Sure. 249 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,880 You make sure they get theirs, you know? 250 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,600 You never know when you're going to see a woman again. 251 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,600 I surprise. Out on the open seas. 252 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,880 I I can understand that. I can see that. 253 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,120 He pulls out a few cigars and hands them to you. 254 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,800 And he likes. I feel like what what women 255 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:47,280 listeners we do have have lived. It's OK, it's all wrong. 256 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,080 Satire, he gives. You guys cigars, you can choose 257 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:53,760 to light him with him if you want, but he lights his and he 258 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:57,200 looks. Like a fish gulping. 259 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:04,440 I put mine down, down me throat, the whole thing, bring it back 260 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:07,280 in and out several times. You got to wet these things, 261 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,840 otherwise they don't smoke, right? 262 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:14,280 He ignores this. Grown-ups and Felix are from 263 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:19,080 like the background, just like. Giving a weird glare. 264 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:20,960 Yeah. Then I loit it. 265 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:26,400 What then I like? I prefer to wedd in other ways, 266 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,800 but you know. What other ways? 267 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:35,760 Never mind. Never mind. 268 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,280 Can you help me take these bags over here? 269 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,560 I don't want to be around these weirdos. 270 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,040 I hoping you do. All right. 271 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,960 I just want to go away. Snakeskin looks towards this 272 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,400 town, It's kind of off in the distance, up the hill, away. 273 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:53,160 And he says my grandfather slayed so many dirty Indians, 274 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,040 bloodied his hands for that town on that hill. 275 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,240 Now those mines hold riches untold. 276 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:02,680 I just need to supply my mind is long enough to get to it. 277 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,080 I see. And he has a hopeful look in his 278 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,120 eye and he says so don't let me down. 279 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,080 And I most certainly won't let you down. 280 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:09,720 That's. Fair. 281 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,560 That's fair. What did you want to say? 282 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:15,720 Well. What did he slay, the dot or the 283 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,480 feather? I don't know what dot it is. 284 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,920 The dot or the feather? I also know his days called 285 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:26,520 Indians arrow keys. Some of them I thought this land 286 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,200 was theirs. Man. 287 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,000 Was, wasn't. I. 288 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,320 Well, it's mine. It was my grandpa. 289 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:37,480 It's, I mean to say once he took it and he killed many of them 290 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,440 told me stories, many war stories. 291 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,200 They were savages. The Land's much better off. 292 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,320 We much more educated as you know. 293 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:51,000 Many times, but I respect the beginning of gold. 294 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,280 Absolutely, and I admire that about your crew. 295 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:58,680 You're always hungry for gold. I gotta get back to me ship. 296 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,880 Don't let that heist come between us anymore. 297 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,760 It's it's under the bridge, water under the bridge. 298 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,760 And I know that you guys have your set your eyes, you know, 299 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:10,280 set on higher targets. So I'm I'm, I'm gonna let you 300 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,280 guys get to the rest of y'all's day. 301 00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:16,839 You know, feel free to take the day off if and that's what you 302 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:18,520 choose. That's up to you. 303 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,599 I'll be up in that town over there. 304 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,520 Any questions? I appreciate a condom. 305 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:28,520 What's a condom? It's what you put on to protect 306 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:32,080 yourself during certain times of relations. 307 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:36,120 You say a lot of funny things. I like you, pirate man. 308 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:42,400 And he kicks his horse and rides off into the sunrise back to his 309 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,960 town. And you guys are left in the 310 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,840 camp to do as you please. Someone just post something. 311 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,920 Someone roll. Yeah, I did. 312 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,960 I just wanted. I just wanted to Click to test 313 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:52,920 it. OK. 314 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:59,280 Yeah, that's fair. So you are brought back to camp 315 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:04,360 and you have a few different people in the camp that you can 316 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:08,080 go to. And since Colt and Q kind of 317 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:12,280 took the reins last time, will go to Felix and I'll ask you 318 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:17,240 which one of your compatriots you will go to 1st if you want 319 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,760 to approach any of them. Well, what is it you kind of 320 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:20,920 want to do? Well. 321 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:29,600 Felix, Felix being the the money guy I want, I want him to or he 322 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:35,160 would probably just like go and like check coffers and the like 323 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,040 books kind of stuff like that, yeah. 324 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,720 Yeah, yeah. OK. 325 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,720 That, I mean that it could take a few minutes. 326 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,480 Do you wanna ask somebody to help you? 327 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:47,520 Who here is the most mathematical of your bunch? 328 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,560 How should we figure that out? It's me and it's the old man. 329 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,880 You know his name to be Killian Sims. 330 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,800 I hate keeping him. Let's go. 331 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,800 Yes, usually. Good boy. 332 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:02,240 I'll help you count. Don't call, but don't call me 333 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,800 good boy. Why you just a young good boy, 334 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,040 I. Had a boy. 335 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,040 I had a boy. What does he see me as a son or 336 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:14,680 something he kind? Of sees everyone as a son. 337 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,000 He's kind of a uncle to everybody. 338 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,320 He's kind of like the uncle of the camp. 339 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,040 OK, Yeah. Yeah, he's an old man, 340 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,320 everybody, kind of. Looks after him. 341 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,440 He was the money man before. OK. 342 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,920 And. Now he's kind of a heist 343 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,200 planner. I say most of these are very 344 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,840 disorganized. How did you keep up with all 345 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,480 this? I'm good at counting. 346 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:40,600 Is that it? Yeah. 347 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,600 I got my own system. I don't need approval from 348 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,480 anybody. I got my message. 349 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,440 We're good enough. It's always good enough. 350 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,400 It's fine. I'm going to. 351 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:53,200 What you doing, my boy? Stop calling me that. 352 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:57,640 I'm going to organize these so that everyone can can decipher 353 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,200 these. OK, well this is how I do it. 354 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,280 And he takes a handful and just kind of throws it lazily over 355 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,080 the other side of a picnic table. 356 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,240 Some of it's kind of spilling on the ground. 357 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,360 Hey, can I ask you something? You. 358 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:17,040 You is the treasure wall. I need to bring something to 359 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,760 your attention. You see Deborah over there. 360 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,080 The fine mask. Yes, yeah, He eyes the brunette. 361 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,760 What about? You and he he you know from 362 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,680 history that he he obviously does not. 363 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,680 He's got a very distaste for her. 364 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,880 He says since she would, since she would she owe the treasurer, 365 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:39,160 I figured I should tell you that I saw dip into the coffers. 366 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:43,120 She went into town last night while y'all was doing that 367 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:47,560 little murder high think I'm a bomb and she bought wine 368 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:50,120 moonshine. I think she's stealing the 369 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,440 money. But that's. 370 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,320 I don't money. Unacceptable that it's Colts 371 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,520 money is taking us to. I agree. 372 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,480 Maybe we should teach you a lesson. 373 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,720 I I think we should get Colt involved in. 374 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,560 This you think so? I do. 375 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:13,000 There's not a bad idea. Nothing to accuse the Tory, but 376 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,400 we should ask. Hey Cole Deborah. 377 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:20,120 Deborah got away been stealing from the coffers to buy wine and 378 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,640 moonshine from town. I started to do it. 379 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:27,920 Across the whole day camp. This was supposed to be a 380 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,880 delicate matter. I know she was an old man, but 381 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:37,120 use some common decency. People trying to sleep it's. 382 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,440 9:30 in the morning, probably the signs up. 383 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,600 Everybody should be awake now. Listen to me. 384 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:48,440 We got a thief in our Mitch. To be fair, we are all thieves. 385 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,920 Well, we kind of got a point. We all do kind of feel well. 386 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:55,600 You can't just dig into a coffin when you want some wine or 387 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,640 moonshine. Do you have any proof? 388 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,320 I think we should get Miss Deborah over here. 389 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,920 There's a code among thieves, a thief that. 390 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,920 Steals from the other. Thieves accusing people. 391 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:11,120 Why don't I just go through and and check for myself? 392 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,640 I say we hang on. So hold on, hold on, hold on, 393 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:17,160 hold on, Felix, you guys. Are taking hold. 394 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,960 Hold on, Felix. You start doing the accountant 395 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,120 stuff. If you get that done before we 396 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,400 kill her, then it's good. All right now. 397 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:31,800 If you want it now, I'll make a walk the plank bring. 398 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:38,120 Her over here, Miss Deborah Galloway, the accused kind of 399 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,040 sees what's going on and and hears it. 400 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,120 You guys are screaming across the camp. 401 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:49,040 So she goes. She goes over and comes to Felix 402 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:54,120 and Mr. Killian, Sam's and Cole. Are you approaching the table? 403 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,400 Yeah, sure. Why not? 404 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,960 All right. You guys are all kind of in a 405 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:03,080 huddle and she's like Killian, what are you talking about? 406 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,120 I come out with a knife like this and I jab it in the table. 407 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:14,120 And she looks at you with Hazel eyes beaming Bright says. 408 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:17,040 I don't think there's anything wrong with a little bit of wine 409 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,040 after all the hardships have been going through. 410 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,640 But I swear, as I've been saving this in my tent, I ain't gonna 411 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,640 steal no money. Put it away. 412 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,000 Oh, you're right. You melted me. 413 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:30,320 I'm sorry. Someone so handsome and strong 414 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,560 as you should. I think you should let us get 415 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,640 some wine for everybody. I'll share what I can here. 416 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,560 I need rum. I think Mr. Sims just got to 417 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:44,920 stick up his ass is all. Whoa, whoa, you like a lady 418 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,520 should speak like that? Mr. Sims? 419 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,560 Yes, this old man here, he doesn't much like me. 420 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:54,640 He'll say anything just to get me kicked out. 421 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,680 How much of the money is in there? 422 00:23:56,840 --> 00:24:01,400 How much is it going? I would assume from my account 423 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:08,160 it's all there. It appears to be, but it's. 424 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,600 You know what? Make a check. 425 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,160 Make a standard, say. Standard, not advantage. 426 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,320 Advantage, yes. OK. 427 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:21,920 Oh. 111. Yeah, everything's there. 428 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,800 Everything's accounted for. Killian. 429 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,320 Seem. Mr. Sims seems like he's lying. 430 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,680 This. System is so disorganized. 431 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,520 It looks like everything is here but nothing. 432 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:37,000 You seem pretty convinced. I think you. 433 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,320 Got all there, Mr. Sims. Yes. 434 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,720 How come my German friend over here is accounting for all the 435 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,120 money? I don't know. 436 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,080 I saw to do it. He doesn't know how to count is. 437 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:06,760 All the liar of a thief that's a thief is worse than a thief, 438 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:10,000 that's a thing. You dare put your hands on me? 439 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,440 Oh, I'll put them all over you. Oh no. 440 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:17,760 Don't do that. Check your tan. 441 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,600 Don't kill me, I can't be killed. 442 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,200 Well, I mean you can, but. I don't think there's any reason 443 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,360 to invade my personal belonging. Hello. 444 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,360 We've already lost 2. There's no sense of killing us 445 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:32,760 more. Yeah. 446 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,520 But how? How vital are they to the plot? 447 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,440 That shit didn't matter. All right, one of them, one of 448 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,760 them have to. Might die. 449 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,600 All right, you either kill the lady because she won't let us 450 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:50,600 look in a tent, or we kill the man because, well, all he can do 451 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,000 is count. Hold on. 452 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,400 I've got the wisdom of King Solomon in me. 453 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:59,480 We cut one of them in half, and we give them to the We cut the 454 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,920 moonshine in half, and we give one to each of them. 455 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,960 That way, they've got what they both want. 456 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,080 Can I? Can I recheck? 457 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,880 Yeah, but yeah, but first, Miss Galloway is trying to grab 458 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,760 Colt's attention. Mr. Colt? 459 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,640 Yes. Why don't you come back to my 460 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,120 tent real quick? Hey, guys. 461 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,400 You can check now some answers. I'll I'll come check you know 462 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:25,840 what you do. So you walk, you walk into her 463 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,480 tent and she closes the the flaps behind her. 464 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,240 She. I smell pheromones. 465 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:41,880 She droves. She's she's very beautiful. 466 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,600 She's the horrible. Girl, because that when he gets 467 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,560 excited. I can hear him off in an 468 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:58,000 erection. Now, Mr. Colt, I think you need 469 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,720 some time to relax. Let me do the work. 470 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,840 No, I'm good. I'll leave the tent. 471 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,920 Wait, wait, wait, wait before. I'm before I'm going in, do you 472 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,120 want to look for the evidence there? 473 00:27:09,120 --> 00:27:10,880 Hold on. Before I leave. 474 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,040 The tent I want to inspect real quick. 475 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,960 Let's see if I can't find anything. 476 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,880 Make a standard save. She's still naked. 477 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,880 You can roll from. Yeah, you can. 478 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,480 You roll from your character sheet, your journal entry. 479 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:30,080 I'll go to the journal entry, Colt Dutch Barrett, and then up 480 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,600 at the top where it says roll buttons. 481 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:36,720 You just hit test. When you click on your journal, 482 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,120 what happens? It's a character. 483 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,280 Up at the top where it says roll button. 484 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,920 Does it hold on? Does it say character sheet at 485 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,520 the top or does it say bio and info and attributes only? 486 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,760 Character sheet bio and info and. 487 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,640 Yeah, go to character sheet. Yep. 488 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,080 And it should say Tiny Frontiers Revised. 489 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,200 Yep, to the right of that they should say roll buttons and then 490 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,840 underneath you just click those. Test. 491 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,840 Yep, just standard test and then advantage and disadvantages 492 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:07,160 there as well as your combat initiative. 2 and a 4/4. 493 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,880 Four and a 24. And a two. 494 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,880 Yeah, she's very naked in front of you. 495 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:18,000 It's kind of kind of a cold morning, so the cold is doing 496 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,880 things. Mr. Happy's pretty. 497 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,600 Small it's. Go. 498 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,760 Something and. He's cutting out. 499 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,800 Go. You are cutting out. 500 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:27,720 Yeah. Can you hear me? 501 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,240 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so you think you see. 502 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,240 Spreading. Something sticking out. 503 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,280 There's like a lump in her blankets. 504 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,360 Nothing sticking out though. I grab the lump and I run out of 505 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:41,520 the tent. Without seeing what it is. 506 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:47,080 This could be bad. Mystic cold and you run out and 507 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,320 you find that it is indeed after drunk bottle of moonshine. 508 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:57,400 And I pull my revolver at her. Make a walk the plank please. 509 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,720 At this point where Felix rechecks the coffers. 510 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,360 Yes. Explain this Hussey. 511 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,920 OK, there is no passing. There's no passing. 512 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,440 Something don't necessarily look right. 513 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,240 Yeah, something doesn't necessarily look right, though 514 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:15,000 you can tell this time you don't have a definitive like gotcha. 515 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,200 OK. The woman something don't look 516 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,560 you. Best be telling us the truth or 517 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,960 I'll make OQ here, make you walk the plank. 518 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:28,560 She's covering herself like it and she has this kind of fake 519 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,600 look in her eye, but she kind of drops it and rolls her eyes, so 520 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,040 it's awesome. Finally went into town and stole 521 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,160 some wine. Big deal. 522 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,640 We've been through a lot. You said we'd be going to Cancun 523 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,880 and I'm still here. Yeah, did you not hear my 524 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:47,120 rousing speech? My feathers was a bit ruffled. 525 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:51,240 I did it last night, Deary. The speech was rousing. 526 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,920 I'm very roused. I think we can do it. 527 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,920 I believe in you now. But last night my spirits was 528 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,520 low when I went to get some spirits. 529 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:06,320 There we go. You stole after she's admitted 530 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:14,240 to it. That is 2. 531 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:18,960 Telling the truth, that is. 2 De Niro's missing. 2 Robert De 532 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,640 Niro's They're missing from my coffers. 533 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,080 I guess that means I'm going to take my repayment in the form of 534 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:29,080 kneecaps. I have one in my tent. 535 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:34,080 I can give you 1 a De Niro of course. 536 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,760 Well, that means you're just, you're going to become. 537 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,800 Wait, hold on, Missy. What's your name again? 538 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,880 That Robert De Niro guy's everywhere, man. 539 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,960 He's in everywoman. Missy Deborah Galloway. 540 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,160 Oh yes, yes, your new name is going to be Eileen. 541 00:30:54,240 --> 00:31:00,120 Eileen, you mean everything? Please, Mr. Cole, She falls in 542 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,640 Nice. Maybe take her finger off? 543 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,520 Get away from me. You trusted me. 544 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,080 We were family. You stole from us. 545 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,200 Sorry, I just want to get a little drunk. 546 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,960 You, you, you decide her punishment. 547 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,880 Can I whisk her in Colt's ear? Yeah, what are you saying? 548 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:28,080 Feeling. Instead of maiming her, she 549 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,160 won't. If we maim her, she won't be 550 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,080 able to get any more gold for us. 551 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,800 Why don't we just put her to work? 552 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:42,360 You mean like be her pimp? Not exactly, but just let her do 553 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,920 some more. Jobs around the camp. 554 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,520 Felix I don't. Felix, I don't know how it works 555 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:50,600 over there, but I am not going to manage a whorebound. 556 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,800 I say we take one of our fingers. 557 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,080 I didn't say one of. I didn't say to make her a 558 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,240 whore. Hey, she can still give hand 559 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,280 jobs with 9 fingers. That's right. 560 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,400 But who wants that? I can do that myself. 561 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,440 I don't need a woman to do it. She doesn't know what she's 562 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,400 doing anyway. You've. 563 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,640 Got knobs? No, just a finger. 564 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,600 It just kind of makes it work. Who has a knob? 565 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,000 I do not. OK, well feeling. 566 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:21,200 What do you think we should do? Make her do more dishes. 567 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,440 What if I just put a Denito back in that way we just make it 568 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,760 even. But that's your money, yes? 569 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,360 We can say it that I paid for it. 570 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,640 OK fine, we do that, but you listen to me Missy. 571 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:37,440 You owe me 5 deniros now all. Right. 572 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,560 I'm sorry. And Q you can take a finger. 573 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,480 No, yes. Don't take a finger. 574 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,400 Yeah, just a punky. Don't. 575 00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,800 Don't do it. Don't do it. 576 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,960 Care for input from the rest of your crew I. 577 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,320 Highly advise against this. Why? 578 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,840 Why don't take her finger? Q. 579 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:59,040 Don't. Whoopsie swipes the sword. 580 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,560 I only rode to five all. Right. 581 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,360 Well, never mind. Oops. 582 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,840 Next time we won't take a finger. 583 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,240 My bad. OK, Oopsie, doopsie. 584 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:10,280 Thanks. Thanks. 585 00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:11,640 You'll still want to go to bed with me. 586 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,320 I can make it up to her. I doubt. 587 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:21,240 It 35 years, give it some time. She'll come around. 588 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,440 Oh. Yeah, they always do. 589 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:27,320 Dark voice says from the crew. I just have to take a walk down 590 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,480 the road, let him hear it. What? 591 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,120 What does the animals? I swear you joined us. 592 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,320 Boy, I'm indented. You're invented. 593 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,720 He's my dentist. I'm indentured. 594 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:46,800 Yeah, a kind of long haired, scraggly looking guy approaches 595 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,920 from the side of the camp. You know him? 596 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,760 He watched my cue. One of those Romans. 597 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:55,440 Says models, says yeah, yeah, you'll be able to lay with the 598 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:59,080 broad give time. Oh yeah, they always he's. 599 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,120 Got a Rab, He's got a few rabbits slung over his shoulder 600 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,920 as well. He was out hunting. 601 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,120 What are those creatures? Rabbits. 602 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:09,280 He plops them down on the. But then you've had them before. 603 00:34:10,199 --> 00:34:13,080 We we ate them last night, yeah. We we did. 604 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,639 That's what those were. They were all Jack rabbits. 605 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:18,960 Yeah. Not as not as good as some 606 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,679 dolphin. Rat Stew, Tuna, some turtle 607 00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:24,159 Stew. Turtle. 608 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:26,400 I like turtle, Sea turtle, jambalaya. 609 00:34:27,199 --> 00:34:31,360 The the scraggly looking guy whose name is Tar catches cold 610 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,000 pie. First name Ree. 611 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:41,080 Catches catches cold side and motions to talk him talk in 612 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,880 private. Why does everyone want to talk 613 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,960 to me in private? For I was literally just 614 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,480 thinking same thing. Got a lot of stuff going on. 615 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,080 You don't need to do it. See this. 616 00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,880 You're coming out of the closet. No, I have a tent. 617 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,840 I don't have a closet. OK, bye. 618 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,520 Bye. Is anybody so Polk goes off with 619 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,520 them. Does anybody else want to 620 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,720 follow? I'll follow Kronos, will follow 621 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:03,760 all. Right Kronos. 622 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,520 I'll keep an eye. I'll keep an eye on cue so that 623 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,200 he doesn't dismember him anymore of our members. 624 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:16,240 Walking around with her. Tar Tar sees Kronos and is 625 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,680 hesitant about bringing him along, but he doesn't say 626 00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,560 anything. He's a time traveler here, He 627 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,760 knows. He comes, he comes to his tent 628 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:27,320 and opens it and finds a guy that's tied up. 629 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,000 No, par, I'm not going to tell you what you can and can't do 630 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,080 during your spicy time, OK? Yeah. 631 00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,520 You should probably untie the man when you're done with. 632 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,680 Him, baby, it ain't like that, trust me. 633 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,520 But. He looks a little loose, if you 634 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,320 know what I mean. Hopefully he's not too loose and 635 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,360 he rips the gag off. I said good, please let me go, 636 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,320 OK. Put the gag back in. 637 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,880 You got to tell me who this man is first. 638 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,640 I kind of. I took him from the bank. 639 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,400 He's one of the bank tellers. Oh boy, boy. 640 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:07,240 So you screwed us, I see. No, I'm sure people's assuming 641 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,920 he's dead. I thought. 642 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,120 Well. The second we will leave, he's 643 00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,680 going to tell everybody where we're at. 644 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,960 That's true, that's why I haven't tied up for y'all. 645 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,240 We got to kill him. I think and maybe if there's 646 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:23,200 some kind of the same safe, you could tell tell us how to crack 647 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,600 any different kind of safe at any other bank. 648 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,320 Maybe it's the key to more money. 649 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,720 You want to rejoin our crew? No, I guess that's how I joined 650 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,040 my first crew. I was stealing from them the 651 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,440 garbage. But I won't talk about my past 652 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,000 because I've had unspeakable, unspeakable horrors in it. 653 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,240 I'll never reveal it. Tartar. 654 00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:45,000 Tartar. They used to say what entire 655 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,120 nation? No, I'm pretty sure they said 656 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:55,120 what the retard is going on. Well, let. 657 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,200 Me get this straight. Let me get this straight. 658 00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:03,120 Yeah, when me and pissed on Tree and Cricket and Kronos. 659 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,680 Yeah. Or were in the bank robbing it, 660 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,640 You decided I'm going to sneak in and I'm going to steal the 661 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,080 the bank teller instead of getting to the safe. 662 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,640 Well, there was lawman everywhere and I grabbed him as 663 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,120 a hostage, but then I saw an opening. 664 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,800 I took it, ran off, got safety with the rest of y'all. 665 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:25,560 All right, pull out his gag. You seem very reluctant. 666 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,120 Yeah. Hey. 667 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:33,240 There buddy, how you doing? Oh, not great, I'm real scared. 668 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,040 I bet you in your do you know who I am? 669 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:41,880 Oh, I think I got some idea. I'm the man that saved you from 670 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,280 this crazy old fool. Save me. 671 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,040 Yeah, use the man in charge of the whole thing. 672 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,880 No. No wanted to go home with my 673 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,160 wife. No. 674 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,200 Well, you see, you don't have a wife anymore. 675 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,000 Yeah. Lou over there, the one that 676 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,080 just got her finger chopped off. He was a loudmouth. 677 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,520 That's your wife now. Oh, don't do that. 678 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,200 She is pretty fine. Yeah. 679 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,040 But listen, I'm. I'm scared, all right? 680 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:12,080 I what I'm doing here honestly. I don't know what you're doing 681 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,280 here either. Kind of shrouds. 682 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,560 Seeing as I can't just let you go. 683 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,080 What are you going to do with me? 684 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:22,000 How does you feel like joining up with the old snake skins? 685 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,320 You guys. Yeah. 686 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,960 Oh. Gee, we're the Cowboys. 687 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,640 We're not the snake skins. I apologize. 688 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:33,240 We worked for Mr. Snake Skins. The Redskins maybe cuz you I saw 689 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:34,400 an Indian fella. Washington. 690 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,960 Hey, that's that's racist. You can't say that. 691 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,240 I can say that you speak my best friend. 692 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:44,400 I'm sorry, savages, the savages. No, we're the Cowboys. 693 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,160 Oh, I like it. Simple, elegant. 694 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:50,520 Yeah. To the point. 695 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,200 Yep. So how does he feel about 696 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,040 joining up? Sounds great. 697 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,720 You get to be rich. What are your skills? 698 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:03,040 I reckon then I don't know your. Traits, detective All old 699 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,760 advantage. Yeah, he's lying. 700 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,000 I. Mean he's lying. 701 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,920 He's a he's not happy about it. Oh, he's not excited. 702 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,040 OK, I can. Tell that. 703 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:14,080 You're not you're. Not. 704 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:18,080 Happy about this, I'll be as loyal as ever. 705 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,760 No, I I can tell you lying so. I hate the law. 706 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,600 No, I hate the law, all right. Well, what's his name? 707 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,040 I kind of have my my revolver just kind of cuz I'm like 708 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,560 crouched down, you know, I. Get like my revolver hanging 709 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,400 down. What's his? 710 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,400 Name, I mean, growing up, I mean, he's got his. 711 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,280 Revolt. He's got his. 712 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,920 His flip locks out. Well, what's his name? 713 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,960 What's this dude name? Yeah. 714 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,480 What's your name? Names Gabriel. 715 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,920 All right, Gabriel. Why just my shoulder? 716 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:53,000 I put my hand on Colts shoulder and I just kind of pad him like 717 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,520 I got this one and I lean down with my face inches from 718 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:01,600 Gabriel's and I look him in the eye and I say, have you ever 719 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,000 seen a mask like this Gabriel? No. 720 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:08,600 With a mask like this, you cannot imagine the face that it 721 00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,560 hides. It could scar you for life. 722 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:16,120 Last man that saw my actual face burnt his eyes out clean out of 723 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,680 his sockets. Well, that doesn't. 724 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,440 Sound great tongue out of his head. 725 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:24,800 So I know you're not happy not but I I can promise that if you 726 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:29,000 are not, let's say kosher, that's a that's a nice term. 727 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,640 You don't have to understand. It's fine. 728 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,280 If you do anything I don't like, I'm gonna take this mask off and 729 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,440 I'm gonna burn your eyes out. You can believe that. 730 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,080 And when you try to run, what do I need to roll? 731 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,600 Roll with advantage. Disadvantage. 732 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,840 With advantage. Oh, I was like, if I'm rolling a 733 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,560 disadvantage I might as well shoot myself in the head. 734 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,000 What? Oh good, haven't rolled over a 735 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,320 three all night. Great. 736 00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,360 He's a he's still kind of pissing his pants a little bit, 737 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:04,040 kind of sweating, says all right, let me tell you this. 738 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,240 Promise. I promise. 739 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,120 Real. You won't get away. 740 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,040 Yeah, I'll keep you in the legs to stop you. 741 00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,160 I believe you. What is it then? 742 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,000 Don't blow it up and you're not happy. 743 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,520 Let me tell you what's gonna happen to you. 744 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,080 Uh huh. You're gonna die. 745 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,880 I don't want that. Yeah, and it won't be quick. 746 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,240 It'll be from like tinnitus or something. 747 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,040 All right. Well, what can I do to show you 748 00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,400 I'm appreciative? And I slowly. 749 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,800 Never mind, slowly unbuckle my. Pants. 750 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:39,440 It's huge. Listen to the actual. 751 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,960 Hammer I. Tell you what. 752 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,120 I tell you what, you see a cupcake over there? 753 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,680 My horse? Yeah, Cupcake. 754 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:49,880 How'd you go brush and feed Cupcake? 755 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:52,840 OK. OK. 756 00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,560 Here at Skate 10 while you're. At it too is like you like the 757 00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,720 level let. Me explain something to you. 758 00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:04,480 Okay. Cupcake is my horse, okay? 759 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,840 That's my rider. That's my ride or die, okay? 760 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:11,720 So very important, yeah. Yeah, and guess what Cupcake is 761 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,080 trained in all banners or Kung Fu. 762 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:20,160 He's not afraid, OK? He's not afraid to kick you 763 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,840 square in the head if you mess up. 764 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,320 Geez. OK, in fact, if you don't like 765 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:29,200 strangers at all, and guess what, you are Gabriel. 766 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,160 A stranger? A stranger? 767 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,720 Probably. Yeah. 768 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,720 Oh, not. Probably you're a stranger. 769 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,280 All right, fine, message received. 770 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,960 All right. Between you and Kronos. 771 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,240 Gronos, keep an eye on them. Don't let him steal coke cake. 772 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:50,120 Battered watching. And tard, I swear on everything 773 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,080 that's holy. If I ever hear about you 774 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:57,560 kidnapping somebody, Oh my God, it's gonna go so far up your 775 00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,320 rear end. All right. 776 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:04,480 It's it's been lead for a week. It's gonna be called a 777 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,400 suppressor because you'll be suppressing all the screaming 778 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,040 you'll be doing. All right, I've been through 779 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,680 everything. I'm sure I would have seen 780 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,960 worse, but that that does threaten me slightly. 781 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,840 Don't get. You slap and you slap him on the 782 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:23,960 butt, and that invokes the reaction. 783 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:31,280 And you see old Gabriel start brushing the horse with his 784 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,000 hands because he doesn't have a brush or anything. 785 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:39,200 But he turns to the rest of you and unfolds a little thing out 786 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,120 of his pocket, the piece of paper. 787 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:44,560 And it's a wanted poster. So listen, I've been thinking 788 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:48,080 for these past 30 seconds, you guys really should have killed 789 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,520 me. So I appreciate that, you know, 790 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,400 I'm not dead. So I wanted to give you all 791 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,360 something. He's kind of talking loud enough 792 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,040 for everybody to hear him. And he unfolds the paper and 793 00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,840 it's a, it is indeed a wanted poster. 794 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,920 And he says, I, I know because I'm a big believer in the law 795 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,360 or, you know, I was, I ain't anymore because I'm an outlaw 796 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,680 like you guys. But I I had AI knew a few bounty 797 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,880 hunters and and they knew where where this this person was. 798 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,760 Isn't getting real. Speak up. 799 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:21,040 The bounty is for Benedetto Rossi, baby laying low. 800 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:25,240 And Old Boulder, it's a town not too far away. 801 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,280 They're like casinos and, you know, salons. 802 00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,920 But I happen to know that they reside there. 803 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:35,280 So I mean, that's as far as intelligence. 804 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,120 That's all I got for now. But I like to study up on 805 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:42,040 bounties. Get you some money. 806 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,240 Gabriel. Yeah. 807 00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,720 You're smarter than than the guy that kidnapped you. 808 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,600 Tar kind of nods from the back. Yeah. 809 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,560 Brew what are you do? We go. 810 00:44:55,560 --> 00:45:00,120 I I Captain. How much is the bounty? 811 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:07,680 $1 million. 1,000,000 De Niro Hold on, I'm pulling it up. 812 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,520 Why make millions when we could make thousands? 813 00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,800 Wait. No the math tricks. 814 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,080 Why don't you just leak the math to me? 815 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:28,280 All right, that's fair. It's for 85 De Niro, it's pretty 816 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,640 good. Yes, this will put a massive 817 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:34,880 dent in our 129,000 and we have to snakes. 818 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,240 Well, I'll get you some better equipment. 819 00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,760 I guess it's a start. Drop in the bucket. 820 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:56,320 Let's do it. So you guys ride out wrong to a 821 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,240 town called Old Boulder. You don't know why it's called 822 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:00,720 that. You don't really know much about 823 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:04,760 the area, but you roll up into the town. 824 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:08,520 It's kind of a standard, kind of a standard Old West town. 825 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,320 It's kind of surrounded by mountains in the in the 826 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,280 distance, there's kind of a plain with a river running 827 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,840 through it. It's really scenic. 828 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,720 So it's a nice time of day as well. 829 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:24,040 And there's there's kind of some something going on in the main 830 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,240 the Town Center. Some some people are kind of 831 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,720 outside the Sheriff's Office. It's kind of lined up. 832 00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:35,360 It's kind of weird. Can I use my Can I use my 833 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,680 learned trait for this? Learn it. 834 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,320 Yeah. Can I see what? 835 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,040 You're looking at. Yeah, roll with advantage to 836 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,560 gain tidbits of secret information from the GM. 837 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,560 That's literally what it says. Oh yeah, yeah, right. 838 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:51,680 This is exactly what you need. Roll with disadvantage. 839 00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:56,440 Not just kidding. Why a 6A1 and A1? 840 00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:05,440 You instantly hear keywords such as words like boundary, words 841 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:11,880 like overstepping. The people are angry at the 842 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:15,080 sheriff, who's kind of standing out on the porch of the 843 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:20,640 Sheriff's Office. A lot of talk about Indians and 844 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,720 that's kind of all you get. People are mad about some kind 845 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:25,640 of Indians. OK, you can always. 846 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:26,480 Ask. People too. 847 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,440 There's people still walking by. There's there's kind of a small 848 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:32,440 crowd around the Sheriff's Office, but there's people 849 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:33,880 walking by as well. Excuse me. 850 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:34,520 Excuse me. Yeah. 851 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,240 You there? What have the natives done? 852 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:41,000 Yeah, what up, baby? Yeah, what up, baby? 853 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:45,200 What can I do for you? What have the natives done? 854 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,360 Old towns, kind of in a discourse, ha ha. 855 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,960 No kidding. The sheriff talking about 856 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:57,760 expanding past the river. Ha, okay, the Indians don't want 857 00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,600 to do it, basically. I don't know, I'm pretty drunk. 858 00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,760 Got a bunch of calories up in this gluttonous gut. 859 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:12,920 Is there, is there like a little turf full between the Indians 860 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,400 and the people of this town? Yeah, you could say that they're 861 00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,080 fighting over a mayonnaise, probably. 862 00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,360 What's? Mayonnaise. 863 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:21,560 I think this was the wrong person. 864 00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,640 He's got a jar of some white white substance. 865 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:28,080 He's kind of just spooning it with his fing 2 fingers. 866 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:39,080 Into his mouth, Sure. It's very creamy, the texture is 867 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:42,000 very. Smooth and your gut starts 868 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:48,520 bubbling. Get the bubble guts that may 869 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,520 come. Into play later. 870 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,520 Dude that looks like that would go really good with some pickle 871 00:48:54,520 --> 00:49:00,280 on a fish sandwich. And that kind of fat guy walks 872 00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:04,680 away and another few people are walking by to say he's back. 873 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,680 He's back. He was just running through 874 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:10,840 here. Mr. You need to clear the way. 875 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:12,720 He might be running through here again. 876 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:16,640 A man, a man half naked was running through here. 877 00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:20,120 Something by the name of Teddy. His name was Teddy. 878 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,200 I think his name was Teddy Ruxpin. 879 00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,280 I heard that it that was his name and. 880 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:29,120 Colt takes off and he runs and he hides in the nearest alleyway 881 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:34,360 he can find with this with. Me being and. 882 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:38,280 He's. Just shaking like a leaf. 883 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,600 I stand defiantly in the middle of the road with me strong. 884 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,480 With Teddy, ruxpins taste terrifying. 885 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:48,920 With with. He always. 886 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,760 Being German, he's very confused. 887 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,680 Why is everyone scared of a teddy bear? 888 00:49:56,040 --> 00:50:02,080 It's a monster. His old teddy Ruxpin was being 889 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:06,360 chased by a nude man. Pale, cracked out teeth, all 890 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,320 yellow. Cocaine, Steve. 891 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,480 Never mind. That's what they called him. 892 00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:19,880 Pretty crazy. I'm going, I'm going to approach 893 00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:25,600 some lawmen with the bounty poster and I'm going to ask if 894 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,000 they've seen him. I guess not lawmen, I guess 895 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,520 people of the town that are walking by. 896 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,240 Yeah. You guys bounty hunters? 897 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:34,480 Yeah, yeah. That's. 898 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,400 Great. You know, can I go get the 899 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,680 sheriff real quick? I think we could. 900 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,560 I think we could use your help with something. 901 00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,200 With the money involved. Yeah. 902 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,800 Oh, what do you say? We need to pay somebody who's 903 00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,800 got some muscle and some precision. 904 00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:56,240 That's us. That's us. 905 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:58,240 And. And he kind of looks at the the 906 00:50:58,240 --> 00:51:01,680 bounty poster. Oh, and yeah, yeah, I've seen 907 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,560 that guy. He's in the saloon right now. 908 00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:04,760 This. Is good. 909 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,200 You guys going to the saloon? Yeah, why not? 910 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:12,600 By the does the does the poster stay dead or alive or does it 911 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:16,360 just say captured? Will be paid for the capture, 912 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,240 dead or alive. OK. 913 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:23,080 You you look at the poster, it's also known as Lucky Ben, Lucky 914 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:27,680 Ben Ross, or Little Benny. He's escaped the noose. 915 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:32,880 He's got a brand on his chest from a band of vigilantes who 916 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,400 wants nearly dragged him to his death. 917 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:39,080 He's considered to be a poor shot, hence his favoring of a 918 00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,840 scatter gun over a pistol, but is a dangerous man with a knife. 919 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,960 So did my. Indian fella, Yeah. 920 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,040 So you guys under the saloon, it's pretty rowdy. 921 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:54,840 I'm going to go up to the bar. You almost Q's going to the bar. 922 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,040 Who's looking for the bounty? I will. 923 00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,200 He's probably at the bar. I'm going to guard the door. 924 00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,800 OK, Colts guarding the door. Felix, why don't you roll with 925 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:05,840 advantage? Five or three and a one. 926 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,040 You instantly see him in the corner. 927 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:14,280 He's kind of dark and and no one's sitting by him. 928 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:18,400 Is it kind of like a like like a booth type thing or is it like a 929 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:21,000 like just a table? It's a table in the corner, 930 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,360 though if it was a modern restaurant it'd probably be a 931 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:27,840 booth, but OK, it's a table. So I walk out. 932 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,840 You can tell this to Q if you so desire. 933 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:36,320 You he's he's I try to like get his attention and then I'm. 934 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,400 Going. To point. 1st all tend to give 935 00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:43,240 me two rums. Jerry, here you go. 936 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,200 You actually have rum. It's great. 937 00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:48,680 Yeah, it's kind of old fashioned, but. 938 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,840 No, it's the only thing to drink that. 939 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:53,360 Whiskey. Better stuff. 940 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:59,480 I like whiskey more but OK here you go 2. 9 Thank you. 941 00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:02,440 Dang it, I should I should have asked if he had some lager. 942 00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:05,240 No, we don't carry any of that. Aw. 943 00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:10,240 Porter Standard Establishment. European fellas, Sure I happen. 944 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:14,800 I happen to hate the Europeans. He'd he'd like it to drink at 945 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,000 all the. Jews. 946 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:19,360 The homosexuals? What do you have against Jews? 947 00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:22,480 The Blacks. OK, that's understandable. 948 00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:28,480 The Unlearning of 18. 90. How? 949 00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:32,160 Many homosexuals in 1990. No, there's some. 950 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,000 I was just kidding though. I was just doing a bit. 951 00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:35,320 I don't really hate What? Are you doing? 952 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,960 Anyway, anyway, what do you anything you want to know? 953 00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,120 You guys look like you're you're new around here. 954 00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,440 No, we're we're only passing through. 955 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:48,480 No, OK. Hey, Jimmy. 956 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:54,360 Oh my, that's good to see you. I'd go over to the table, two 957 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,240 runs in hand. With the bounty. 958 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,360 Yep. Benedetto Rossi. 959 00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,360 Yep. He upon getting closer to him, 960 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,520 you you see that he kind of looks miserable. 961 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,360 Hey Jimmy, it's good to see you man. 962 00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,240 I got you a ROM. Jimmy. 963 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,760 Who's Jimmy? You right. 964 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:14,680 Benny name Name's Benny. Benny, Some call me. 965 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:19,160 Yeah, what do you? Want and I kind of gently push 966 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,960 him aside with respect. OK. 967 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:24,680 And I slip into the sea across from Harassi. 968 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,440 You guys here from my bounty seems you know. 969 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,120 I was going to offer you a drink. 970 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:36,040 Talk to you. OK, Hey, listen, I know my time 971 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,320 here is limited. I'm a little drunk. 972 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,640 I I want to go out with a blaze if and you don't mind, and then 973 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:48,120 you can have whatever's on me and my and my 6 gun. 974 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,120 I challenge one of you to a duel. 975 00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:54,600 A gentleman. He looks to queue. 976 00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:59,520 You want a duel? Shots the rum. 977 00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,600 You want you want the rum. I'm pretty drunk. 978 00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,080 Sure, I'll take one. Yeah, yeah. 979 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,760 Let's get let's get this. Over with. 980 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:13,640 Hopefully you'll kill me dead. Just so where's your sword? 981 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,720 Sword. Yeah, I got. 982 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:19,800 I got a gun. I I lend. 983 00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:25,600 Cue my six years. Oh thanks mate that that helps. 984 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,200 I kind of wondered how this was going to win. 985 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:29,200 The man who doesn't handle a gun. 986 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,480 A gun, dude. Try to. 987 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:31,960 I was just. Gonna. 988 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,840 You know what he would be. Proficient it would be. 989 00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:36,560 It would be better to put me in there because I could just throw 990 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:42,280 a knife for a quick. He, hew pork flavor and lore 991 00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:45,640 would know how to use a flintlock all right. 992 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,920 Give him one of my flintlock. Yeah, so you can roll a 993 00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,640 standard. All. 994 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,600 Right. More. 995 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,760 So you guys, I like it. Exit, exit the bar, then all. 996 00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:00,880 Right. Probably you guys want to keep 997 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:02,840 an eye on him, make sure he doesn't run away. 998 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,080 Yeah, I'll go. Yeah. 999 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,280 He seems extremely compliant. He's pretty much given up on 1000 00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,480 life. How do I feel bad? 1001 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,880 Feel bad he's just like he's just muttering things like I 1002 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,880 just can't wait for this to be over with I just I'm coming ma 1003 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,240 let's go yeah once they take it's. 1004 00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:24,120 Maimon, I want the extra cash for bringing him in alive. 1005 00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:28,920 No, please just kill me. Who wins the duel? 1006 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:33,680 How about that? Hold we we all sort of men and I 1007 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:37,760 feel bad. I'm not joining your crew. 1008 00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,160 Never mind, why would you feel bad? 1009 00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:43,920 The DM railroaded me. Feel bad. 1010 00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,120 What? What DM? 1011 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,120 I don't want to draw in an outlaw crew. 1012 00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,240 I'm already an outlaw. I'm sick of it. 1013 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,440 If you're willing to if you're willing to have a heart to heart 1014 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,320 before this year shootout. I'll just tell you that my 1015 00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:59,280 family is all been, is all been killed. 1016 00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:03,080 This town, there's a bunch of drunks and losers that done 1017 00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,680 killed my people. Now they want to expand on an 1018 00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:08,520 ancient burial ground. But yadda yadda yadda, let's get 1019 00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:09,640 it over with. Let's shoot. 1020 00:57:19,110 --> 00:57:23,390 And you guys stand appropriate distance apart. 1021 00:57:23,710 --> 00:57:26,550 The town has gone silent. And they kind of look to you 1022 00:57:26,550 --> 00:57:29,510 too. The sun is at just the right 1023 00:57:29,510 --> 00:57:33,720 angle over Q's shoulder, and you guys, your fingers kind of 1024 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:37,280 twiddle over your guns as they're holstered and how this 1025 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:41,520 will work. You'll each roll A2D10. 1026 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:46,640 I believe that we're going Blackjack rules 2D10. 1027 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:52,600 And then you'll be able to tell me if you want to stand or 1028 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,440 shoot. You probably don't want to shoot 1029 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:57,080 yet. He's going to keep going with 1030 00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,920 it. Whatever they call it, stand. 1031 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,200 Stand. Hit me. 1032 00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:04,040 Yeah, hit me. Hit me. 1033 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:08,840 Definitely. Yeah, hit me. 15. 1034 00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,360 Yeah. 20. I'm staying. 1035 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:19,200 All right, and my goodness, so you draw your gun, he draws his 1036 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:23,960 picture perfect at the same time, and you feel a little 1037 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:28,160 punch in your shoulder, Hugh, but why don't you still roll 1038 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,040 A2D6? For save. 1039 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:34,520 Just a standard 2D6 however you want to do and the way it when 1040 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:39,520 you win a duel, you roll the 2D6 and it does the total number of 1041 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:42,440 damage points, which it usually shots only do one point of 1042 00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:45,360 damage, but this does five points of damage and he goes 1043 00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:48,640 down and. Cut his head off and be 1044 00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,800 caughtless and take it with us. He does 2 points of damage to 1045 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:54,040 you though. Yeah, kind of hurts. 1046 00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,360 That was almost a draw. That was crazy. 1047 00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,880 Well, you row. You got a 19. 1048 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,840 So for the sake of theatrics, you guys hit each other. 1049 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,720 You guys got John Beetle Rossi's head in a bag. 1050 00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:10,800 Some people, some people clap. The kids kind of cheer. 1051 00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:16,240 And the sheriff approaches you in the aftermath, says, well, 1052 00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:17,800 glad you're cleaning up my streets. 1053 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:20,080 You got your boys sticking around. 1054 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:23,160 Dirtying them. No, trust me with that scumbag 1055 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,720 dad, it's a it's more like a clean up job. 1056 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:27,440 Your. Streets with the dead bodies. 1057 00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,160 Yeah, pretty much. His blood is cleansing. 1058 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,760 We heard that you are looking for people with muscle. 1059 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,200 Yeah, you guys look pretty muscular. 1060 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:39,600 It really is your help. Guaranteed to give you more De 1061 00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:41,480 Niro than that Their bounty is going to get you. 1062 00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:45,240 So I'd say it was a good day. You boys rolled into town. 1063 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,040 Now what do y'all say? I like the smell of the 1064 00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:51,000 balloons. I'll give you the details. 1065 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,800 And once we get to the Sheriff's Office and with that, you follow 1066 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:58,280 him to the Sheriff's Office where he will debrief you on a 1067 00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,120 mission that you will start next week. 1068 01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:04,560 And that's exactly so. So it's a little bit of a setup 1069 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:08,360 kind of an episode, but fast forwarded you guys. 1070 01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,280 Originally, the episode was supposed to take place during 1071 01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:15,040 camp, but it's more interesting to just get you guys out on the 1072 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,160 road. There no. 1073 01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:19,280 Sorry all, thanks for playing. We'll have a lot more in store 1074 01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,680 next time. Thanks for playing us mate. 1075 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,280 Well, thanks everybody for listening. 1076 01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,840 We appreciate it. Hope you enjoyed this week's 1077 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:33,120 episode of Ready Player 1. That's not it. 1078 01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,760 Create the name. Nor do we want to make profit 1079 01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:40,440 off of it just so, yeah. That's copyrighted. 1080 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,680 I don't care. Come soon. 1081 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,320 So thanks everybody. We'll see you on the next one.