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Ah, Baltimore, the place where 
the undead thrive in the living 

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will live. 
Let's see if our brave 

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adventures can solve the mystery
of this fire siege, this 

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apocalyptic takeover, this dead 
rain. 

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Welcome, welcome, welcome, 
everybody. 

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Act 2, the maybe podcast 
featuring from War Z. 

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We're back at it again. 
Thank you. 

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Back in the saddle, back in the 
seat on another head for rains 

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Chicago edition. 
Sorry, Tyraq Vision. 

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The Activision. 
Yeah. 

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No, Tyraq. 
Yeah. 

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Anyways, another take away Mr. 
Master. 

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Chicago's. 
Hot Dead Rain 4 All right, so 

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last time on Ted Rain number 
four of the four You you 

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gentlemen, you gentlemen met. 
Glad you're Yeah, all you 

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gentlemen met Sir Reginald. 
And he kept complaining about 

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how somebody pissed upon his leg
and you found out that he was he

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got to work on the propulsion 
system. 

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He got the idea from the 
gentleman that peed upon his 

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leg. 
And you also battled again with 

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the zombies, with a couple 150 
zombies, some fast zombies. 

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You got to see please do well as
normal. 

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And you got to see Ashley. 
Ashley, not Ashley Madison. 

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Brad. 
Ashley. 

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There we go. 
You guys got me all messed up. 

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Get see Brad Ashley get a lot 
better at fighting zombies. 

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Yeah. 
So, so, yeah, Yep. 

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So you are now you're you're 
currently at where was that 360?

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Chicago 360. 
Tower. 

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Nice building. 
Yep, that's a tower. 

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You also saw a family of 
zombies. 

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Didn't do anything about them. 
I was kind of hoping that 

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somebody would do something. 
I just see how girl out of the 

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window. 
Yeah. 

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I mean, you guys said you did, 
but you didn't really. 

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You're just doing your normal 
joking around. 

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Yeah. 
I just pushed you over on the 

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ground. 
That's what I did. 

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You did. 
You lie. 

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That's all little girls I see 
though. 

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You lie like dog. 
I like dog. 

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It's racist. 
No it's not. 

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Dog is yummy dogs. 
Are racist. 

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You can't talk about them. 
No, I can't. 

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Talk about my dog. 
I eat them. 

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They're yummy, right? 
You're just blazing. 

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Deacons, now what happened to 
you? 

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A rural raggy. 
Nobody asked what I did. 

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Was spare parts leftover after I
fixed dog? 

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Long Duck Dong is very nice guy,
thank you. 

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And so you look on the list and 
you see someone by the name of 

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Henry McCoy, Doctor Henry McCoy,
and you see that his address is 

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South of your current location 
and he is down. 

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His apartment is down near the 
Shed Aquarium. 

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Do y'all choose to begin heading
down to try and find Doctor 

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Henry McCoy? 
I love aquariums. 

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It's like where dogs hang. 
Out, but it's like. 

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The dogs of the sea. 
Ah, sea dogs and sorcerers. 

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Seals. 
Seals. 

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That's what they're called. 
Seals. 

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Yeah, the seals. 
Yeah, all. 

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Right, Marcus? 
I mean, Zeke, let's go bang the 

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sea lions, huh? 
What the? 

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What happened guys? 
I don't want to alarm you, but I

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think I'm coming down with 
something. 

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Oh yeah, you don't sound too 
good. 

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Yeah. 
Oh, it's the age, isn't? 

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It I, I, I think it's all the 
pollen in the air in Chicago. 

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Oh sweetie, I got you. 
Let me fix you right up. 

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Who's that? 
Who's? 

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That the joke she's. 
Choking in kinky. 

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I should look away but I can't. 
With his eyes wide open. 

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I can't stop looking I've. 
Never been turned on in my 

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entire life. 
I. 

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Slowly light a cigarette and I 
give one to delete us. 

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Thank. 
You yo let me get one of. 

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Those I needed this. 
OK. 

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Wait, this isn't men's fault, A.
Smoker. 

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I just don't like it. 
I boofed these like a month ago.

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I. 
Boofed these like? 

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Wait, you boofed them? 
Why you have pockets? 

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Yeah, I pulled these out of the 
river. 

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Find an alligator for it. 
They might taste a little like 

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river water. 
I did fight. 

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I did find a catfish though. 
Meow. 

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We've all been catfished. 
A couple times we've all kind of

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prone to it. 
Just go. 

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See this cowboy babe you've been
catfished by? 

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Ashley Madison. 
Oh, and I was going to ask you 

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Cletus, are you planning on 
keeping the fire truck or are 

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because I did not say that on 
the recap, but you did obtain a 

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fire truck. 
Are you planning on keeping said

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fire truck or leaving? 
I mean, if somebody wants to 

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drive it, that's fine, but I got
old basset here. 

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I mean, I could see Cletus 
really enjoying, you know, he's.

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A biker at heart. 
Oh yeah, 100%. 

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But I mean. 
We could just chain it to the 

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back of the lav. 
I'd say right on the front of 

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the right on the front of the 
fire truck. 

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What if I just towed the fire 
truck with motorcycle? 

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Yeah, that sounds like a perfect
idea. 

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No, I'm just kidding. 
I'm just kidding. 

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I'm. 
It'll work I guess I. 

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I I'll strap my Harley to the 
front of the fire truck and 

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drive the fire truck. 
All right, Fire truck. 

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Fire truck. 
Fire truck. 

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I'll smack the crap out of you. 
I was somewhere so you so if you

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head down from where you were at
on in at Chicago 360, if you 

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head down, just head South Down 
Lakeshore drive. 

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It's a mile or two from your 
current location, maybe a little

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further. 
You are heading in the you'll 

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you'll run pretty much ran smack
dab into Shedd Aquarium. 

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That's where the fish is. 
That's right. 

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Oh, wait, wrong noise. 
So as you're heading down the 

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road, you see up ahead a few 
block or so you see, it was, you

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see old Brad Ashley and he's 
positioned in such a way where 

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he's facing the water because 
Lakeshore Drive just runs right 

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across, right next to parallel 
with Lake MI. 

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It's it, I've never been there, 
but it's, it's got to be really 

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neat to do that. 
But there are approximately 150 

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zombies that have crawled out of
the water and are heading toward

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him, and he is there alone with 
a revolver and he is shooting 

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into the crowd of zombies 
currently. 

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You know. 
That Lady that I accidentally 

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shot to the hospital. 
She's not with him currently so.

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She's dead. 
I know. 

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That I'm kind of tired. 
But she might be all right. 

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She might be. 
I'm kind of tired of bailing 

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this guy out. 
There's three Times Now. 

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This is like the This is like 
the 8th. 

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Time. 
I'm tired of this man. 

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Why made this guy find his own 
battles? 

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I mean he is right now. 
He's not asking you for help if 

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you guys want to go around him. 
I'll, I'll drive around him in 

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my fire truck and go Matt, Matt,
Matt and then wave at him. 

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Keep going. 
Brad, Brad Adeley, Bradley. 

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Bradley. 
Hey, brother. 

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Brad. 
Windows. 

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Windows. 
Grow up. 

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I can't hear him, Brashley. 
Bradish, Bradish Bradishly, come

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with us. 
I keep fighting fights and I 

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don't get nothing for it. 
There you do. 

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You get my sexual approval. 
I don't want your sexual. 

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As you're, as you're driving 
away. 

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Just keep driving. 
We pick him up. 

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Yeah, if you're driving. 
Away we just hang out the. 

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Side and we just scoop him up 
off and do the. 

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Bike. 
That'd be funny. 

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There are three fast zombies 
that pop up, shoot those out of 

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nowhere and they they surround 
Brad, they pounce on him. 

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He they catch him unawares and. 
Bradley. 

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Taking him to the ground and 
they're currently beating the 

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crap out of him. 
Well, Tart, looks like he's 

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turned. 
Time to kill him. 

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Brad, Brad. 
Brad. 

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Brad. 
Lookout, Brad. 

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Add Addley. 
Brad Adderley. 

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Do you guys want to keep going? 
Rifle you want to do you want? 

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OK, so does does anybody want to
engage? 

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With my Plaza or missile 
launcher? 

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Wallace, please do not leave me 
alone with him. 

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Shut up, Zeke. 
You know what you're talking 

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about. 
He makes me eat peanut. 

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Bugger. 
The two male zombies, I'm going 

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to send out the dogs to restrain
them from attacking Brad 

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Bradley, Brad Dad, Brad Dad or 
Lily Lee. 

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Gotcha. 
Bradley. 

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Bradley dad and are they texting
Brad dad? 

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Brad, Daddy. 
Basically, yeah, just 

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entangling. 
His name is Raw Dog Daddy. 

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Zeke. 
Dog. 

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Daddy 12%. 
All right. 

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Yep, Zeke is successful. 
And then says stripy is +4. 

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That's got to do it. 
Yeah, Yep, both successful. 

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Good job dogs. 
Woof. 

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So they have. 
The dogs have grabbed onto the 

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legs of the fast zombies and 
they're yanking and pulling and 

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tugging and ripping and 
shredding and and growling and 

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scaring them. 
Is the lady on top of Brad? 

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Yeah. 
Yeah. 

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Yeah, yeah, they're all kind of 
like on top of him. 

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They've so they've successfully,
you know, more or less kind of 

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they've distracted the the male 
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know, they're no longer 
attacking him. 

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And so then yeah, she's still 
all over him, but not in a good 

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way. 
She's not flirting. 

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Fair enough. 
Yeah, I'm gonna wait for her to 

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like, crane her head back and 
like, lift her head, wait for a 

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clear shot, even with a 13 with 
my hunting rifle. 

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Your hunting rifle? 
Yes, you have a hunting. 

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Rifle. 
It's a 5D6. 

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I've had it since the beginning.
Yeah. 

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OK. 
OK. 

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So then you have. 
You would have a proficiency on 

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that I'm assuming. 
I don't see it, but probably 

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yeah. 
Rifle. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
Which does give you a. 

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That's right, cuz that does give
you a proficiency with the gives

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you a + 1. 
Never ever used. 

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OK, Yeah. 
So go ahead and and roll your 

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roll your damage. 5D620. 
Yeah, so you any damage, you you

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scope her in and and you get a 
good beat on her and kind of as 

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your eyes behind the scope, you 
kind of poke your eyeball out. 

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You go and she looks up. 
Yeah. 

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And you take a shot and you you 
blow half her head off the back.

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She's on. 
She's on the ground, hurt really

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bad. 
She hot. 

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Looks like she looks like she's 
still moving. 

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Yeah, she might have been kind 
of hot at one point in time. 

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OK. 
Might have been so the zombies 

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are all going to start kind of 
slowly crawl forward here you 

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got the two that are entangled 
so we're going to we're going to

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swipe at the dogs. 
What's does Zeke have an armor? 

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He probably does. 
Let me. 

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Check 16. 
Really. 

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Yes, I don't see one for 
Stripey, but. 

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OK, I probably, yeah, I probably
gave him one just because of all

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the armor memory. 
Yeah. 

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OK, so Stripey not have any 
armor or anything. 

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So Stripey takes a point of 
damage know if we ever even set 

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up. 
Like, I don't think we ever set 

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anything to hit points for him 
or anything like that. 

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OK, so there's a little bit of 
information on them. 

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Not much. 
OK. 

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You know, the average dog is 
probably going to have, you 

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know, like Stripey is going 
around 15 to 20 something like. 

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Yeah. 
So. 

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So they swipe the the zombie, 
the fastest zombie that you hit 

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with the rifle, she's kind of 
flopping around but doesn't 

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appear to be trying to get up. 
Just pletus. 

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What you gonna do, baby? 
I'm gonna keep on driving. 

232
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Get. 
Across this this this field 

233
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,920
here, I'm kind of trying to go 
ahead for the dipping dots. 

234
00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,520
Yes, where are you going? 
I see them. 

235
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,600
I see the dipping dot store over
there. 

236
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,760
My hands just comes out the 
window and waves. 

237
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:03,880
Bring me cookies and cream you. 
Know what I mean? 

238
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,000
You you can make it to the 
dipping dots from there. 

239
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,240
OK. 
All right, that's my turn. 

240
00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:18,280
All right, Jolene decides that 
it's time for her to to do 

241
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something. 
You know, she realizes that 

242
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,280
she's been pretty useless thus 
far. 

243
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,480
No, she's been doing great. 
It's time for her to do nothing.

244
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:31,680
You know, she she fires a shot, 
she's going to have like even a 

245
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+ 5 She she's going to nick a 
couple of them, take a few of 

246
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,280
them out, but nothing, nothing 
major. 

247
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:42,400
She takes like three of them out
and that's just barely. 

248
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,160
Yeah. 
And then and honestly, that was 

249
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that was because her the round 
that she totally missed with 

250
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,760
just the the IT was it was in 
such a such a close proximity. 

251
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:59,160
It's like 50 Cal if it if it 50 
Cal can miss you and still like 

252
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RIP you to shreds. 
That's kind of what happened. 

253
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,600
You watched a few of those 
zombies just kind of as the 

254
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:07,000
round zipped past them. 
That part of them left with the 

255
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,360
round, but it never touched 
them. 

256
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,960
That's pretty gross. 
You know, if I had that weapon, 

257
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,520
it wouldn't have missed it, you 
know? 

258
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,760
Yeah, that's that's possible. 
There's a possibility, 

259
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,040
guaranteed. 
It wasn't properly lubricated. 

260
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,760
Not bad, mouthy. 
My fiance could be. 

261
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,560
She's still great. 
She sucks. 

262
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,040
Totally. 
That one does. 

263
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,800
But she. 
She does. 

264
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:30,200
I give her the double. 
I give her the double bird with 

265
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:33,800
as I'm eating my dipper dots as.
I'm eating my Dipper Dots. 

266
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:39,360
I love it. 
All right, up next is Walter. 

267
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,240
Walter. 
Kill the girl, Walter. 

268
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,200
Do it. 
Is she dead? 

269
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,000
Kill her. 
Kill Doleen. 

270
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,160
I wouldn't recommend it. 
Kill Jolene. 

271
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,800
Have a disorder? 
Once with these K pop demon 

272
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:59,360
hunters over here. 
They came out of the water. 

273
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,480
Oh, there's zombies, Yeah. 
They're groups of zombies. 

274
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,440
Right there. 
What? 

275
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,440
Godzilla right there. 
Oh, that's Jolene. 

276
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:14,880
She's in a Glitter Boy suit. 
I got no quarrel with Jolene. 

277
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:19,160
I don't know where my token is. 
So over here, out in the water. 

278
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,920
Swimming. 
Horse paddling, What's 

279
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,320
happening? 
In the lav. 

280
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,600
I had him off to the side. 
You were in the lav, or well, I 

281
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,800
suppose you wouldn't have been 
in the lav. 

282
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,320
Yeah. 
So wherever you want to put them

283
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:33,920
up, up around the LED area or 
whatever. 

284
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:40,720
Whole Palladium, all right. 
I'm gonna Palladium and I got 

285
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,280
the dip pull up real hard on 
this on these zombies not. 

286
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,520
All right. 
Do what you gotta do bro. 

287
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,960
Pull up and. 
I'm gonna hit up the the 

288
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,920
machine. 
Triple machine gunfire him. 

289
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,000
I cannot remember what I roll 
with that one. 

290
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,680
D20 for sure, right? 
Yeah. 

291
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,200
Oh good. 
I was hoping to get rolls that 

292
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,640
are. 
Within a 10, but God forbid 

293
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,360
except on anything as useless as
the turnover. 

294
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,720
Right, go ahead, go ahead and 
roll your damage. 

295
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:12,560
Was it 5G6 or? 
We settled on one by 6 * 10 for 

296
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,840
all three of them. 
Oh, times 120 that that would 

297
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,440
have been interesting. 
It would have. 

298
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,640
Oh good, I was hoping to only 
get 10. 

299
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:28,320
OK, so 10 OK, so Walter comes 
flying up he comes now he comes 

300
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:34,280
comes flying up and with his his
A10 that has a little bit of fur

301
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:41,240
and so 4 legs and more just lays
into these zombies here somehow 

302
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:48,000
misses quite a bit, but you end 
up taking out ten of them. 50 XP

303
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,640
tons, 10 right? 
Correct. 

304
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,200
Very generous. 
Cool, I'm assuming that ends 

305
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,640
your turn. 
Yes, Sir. 

306
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,840
OK, Wallace, that's me, that's 
you. 

307
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:57,440
That's. 
Me. 

308
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:02,080
That's me, that's you. 
So everyone, is Marcus still on 

309
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,079
the LAPD with me? 
Yeah, Hey, what's up? 

310
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:09,599
Hey, hey, how you doing? 
Scratching his butt all he. 

311
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:15,560
Has to do is lift up his robe. 
So I'm gonna drive. 

312
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:18,640
I'm gonna hop in the driver's 
seat of the lav, all right? 

313
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:24,640
And I'm going to drive into this
zombie right here and like stop 

314
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:29,440
and then pop out of the Hatch on
the chain gun and go to all the 

315
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:34,200
ones over here. 
OK, So are you. 

316
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:38,200
Actually rolling over the top of
the fast zombie. 

317
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,720
Yeah, OK. 
Like, I was kind of hoping to 

318
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,560
like, park one of the wheels. 
On it, yeah. 

319
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:46,960
OK, so OK, Yeah, so you got 
that. 

320
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:51,400
Go ahead and roll your roll the 
accuracy for for the zombies 

321
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,120
over here. 
Was that 13 knot? 

322
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,240
Was that for running the zombie 
over? 

323
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,520
Yeah. 
OK, well, the Dang it. 

324
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,120
OK. 
And you don't forget that you 

325
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:04,880
have the two plant cannons. 
You can also roll for those if 

326
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,760
you so desire. 
Yeah, I'll do that though. 

327
00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,680
Like shoot in, shoot into the 
big crowd. 

328
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,280
That's two nines in a row. 
OK, cool. 

329
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:16,640
OK. 
So the you were on the chain 

330
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,560
gun. 
Yeah. 

331
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:21,280
Holy cow. 
So that's two die 6 * 10 + 10. 

332
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,360
So I can write those down on. 
No. 

333
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,600
Yeah, I did. 
Holy cow. 

334
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,040
Yeah. 
The plant cannons are three die 

335
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,680
six. 
So there's a lot of damage to be

336
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:28,880
held up. 
Go ahead and roll your damage. 

337
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:33,440
That's for the chain gun. 
And then you said the plant 

338
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,520
cannons are one D 10 * 10 or one
D 6 * 10. 

339
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,080
No, the plant cannons are 3D 
610. 

340
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,720
They're 3D six, yeah, 100. 
Three one day. 

341
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,640
OK, So you had a couple of 
pretty decent roles. 

342
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,520
Yeah. 
You, you, you, you. 

343
00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,280
So that's, that's to say there's
32 of them. 

344
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:54,200
You, you, you almost completely 
obliterated them because 

345
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,080
there's, you know, AOE damage 
with those cannons, with the 

346
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,360
plant cannons and all that. 
So, yeah. 

347
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,600
Wow, that's a lot. 
How do you say 32? 

348
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:07,520
Yeah. 32. 
Yep. 32, Yeah. 1600. 

349
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:13,960
So Brad, wowzers. 
So Brad, he is on the ground. 

350
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,440
He's kind of bloodied and 
beaten. 

351
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:20,240
He he pops up and this one 
that's flying around on the 

352
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:25,720
ground, he tries to hit her. 
And when he does, he kind of, he

353
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,680
misses with the swing because 
he's just taking the butt of his

354
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,480
revolver and trying to just hit 
her in the head and just kind of

355
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,600
pistol whipper. 
And when he does that, he kind 

356
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:39,960
of misses and he falls on top of
her and she she grips him in a 

357
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:43,680
in a bear hug that's trying to 
now she's reversed it and he's 

358
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,160
trying to sell on top of. 
Her that's true love and. 

359
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,640
Yeah, sounds like it looks like 
you guys are made for each 

360
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,520
other, Brashley. 
Brashley. 

361
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,840
Brad. 
Brad. 

362
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,600
Brad, Brad. 
Brad. 

363
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,800
Dad, Dad. 
Dad. 

364
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:04,360
Yeah, Ashley. 
Mr. Ashley. 

365
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:09,880
Miss Mr. Ashley soon. 
Excuse me. 

366
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,120
All right, Marcus, it's it's on 
you. 

367
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:16,240
You've got oh, let me let me go 
ahead and delete this zombie 

368
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,040
here. 
So Zeke doesn't have anything to

369
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,920
do Stripe. 
He's still holding down this 

370
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:24,640
other fast zombie and the the 
female fast zombie is she's 

371
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,080
trying to make out with Brad 
Ashley. 

372
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,960
Yeah, Zeke's going to bite her 
head off, is the role to hit. 

373
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,120
All right. 
Yep. 

374
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,400
Nice. 
Right. 

375
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:37,440
So she wiggles out of it and 
then I'm swing with my Cortana, 

376
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:44,240
which she gave me 16 a 5D6 plus 
three, another another 20 damage

377
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:48,320
plus 3, so 23. 
All right, Yep, so she she kind 

378
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:52,800
of bad seek away as he as his 
jaws try to clamp down on her 

379
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:57,240
head, kind of like in Draco 
style, where he just, you know, 

380
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:01,600
calmly opened his his jaws and 
just tried to fit it around her 

381
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,240
head nice and gentle. 
Like he wasn't even trying to, 

382
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,240
you know, be forceful or mean or
nasty about it. 

383
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,800
It was just a a gentle thing. 
He was going to quietly just pop

384
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,720
her head off like a like a like 
the top of a mushroom, you know?

385
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,680
Yeah, beautifully. 
She she was able to swat him 

386
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:21,280
away and then Cortana made 
mincemeat out of her, out of her

387
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,480
head. 
He's no longer. 

388
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,440
She releases her grip. 
Excuse me? 

389
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,960
She releases her grip on Brad 
Ashley. 

390
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,520
Thanks a lot, brother. 
Oh man, I thought that was it 

391
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,040
for. 
Guys, I think the objective here

392
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,400
is to just get Brad Ashley out 
of here. 

393
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,480
We don't want to kill all these 
zombies, do we? 

394
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,560
Oh brother, you're not getting 
out of here. 

395
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,680
How are you? 
How are we supposed to get them 

396
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,240
out if you know, all these 
zombies are here? 

397
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:48,280
You know, well, we put it, we 
throw them in the LAV and we 

398
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,160
seal the door. 
We have them. 

399
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:50,520
Work. 
Wait. 

400
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,680
I'm in the army. 
Yeah, brother, I'm killing these

401
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,320
zombies. 
There is going to kill you, Brad

402
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,400
to Dad to Dad. 
Dad did. 

403
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:04,200
I did. 
I go down happy doing what? 

404
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,880
Is that what you want to kill 
zombies? 

405
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,640
Yeah. 
You want to like die out here? 

406
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,320
I want to kill zombies. 
Because I understand a warriors,

407
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:17,840
a warriors battle more than 
anybody do. 

408
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,400
Ya. 
No, but I'll let you die out 

409
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,960
here if you want. 
He really doesn't. 

410
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,320
He calls you Brad and Dad. 
Dad. 

411
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,840
Brad. 
And Dad, I don't know your 

412
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:33,000
stinky name. 
If you want to let you die, 

413
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,360
we'll let you die. 
We'll leave. 

414
00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:38,800
If you don't want to help then 
go OK. 

415
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,720
I don't. 
Know I feel like this is like a 

416
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,120
moral dilemma he doesn't want I 
got the hiccups with. 

417
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,960
You so this zombie down here he 
he takes another swipe at at 

418
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,160
Stripey. 
What? 

419
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,800
And does another point of 
damage. 

420
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:58,000
You'll die for that. 
So as your latest. 

421
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:01,040
Get up. 
Oh my goodness, Marcus. 

422
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:07,000
So as as you're there, you know,
doing your thing, you're talking

423
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,920
to Brad and what not, you hear 
something. 

424
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,640
In fact, go ahead, go ahead and 
roll, roll 20 for me. 

425
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,640
Natural 20. 
OK, wow. 

426
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:22,000
All right, so you here kind of 
behind you and kind of all 

427
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,600
around you, you hear some 
rustling and some movement and 

428
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:31,800
up pops three of these guys. 
They they are OK. 

429
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:36,560
So they were underneath a bunch 
of trash and cuz, you know, 

430
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,720
there's debris everywhere. 
You know, if there's the, the, 

431
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,040
the streets aren't clean, you 
know, underneath some piles of 

432
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,600
rubbish and trash that was right
next to you that that you 

433
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:49,240
thought was fairly innocuous. 
There are these zombies. 

434
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,320
They're, they're terribly, 
horribly degraded, beat up, 

435
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,480
damaged. 
They have bones sticking out. 

436
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,160
They have, you know, hunks of 
flesh, complete hunks of flesh 

437
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,240
that are missing. 
And they just, they have glass 

438
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:07,680
coffee and, you know, rocks, 
tree limbs stuck to them, 

439
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,920
running through them. 
I mean, these, these things are 

440
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:13,800
just absolute messes. 
But they were hidden and they've

441
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,080
now popped up and they were 
going to attack you. 

442
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,480
And had you not rolled as high 
as you did, they would have had 

443
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,720
the ability to go ahead and 
attack you. 

444
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:27,040
But because you noticed them 
first, if they'll not, they'll 

445
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:32,080
not have the ability to. 
So these zombies continue to 

446
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,200
move ever closer. 
These are heading down towards 

447
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,600
dipping dots and now it's clean.
No, not the dipping dots, all 

448
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,080
right. 
I'll kill them. 

449
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:47,600
Just run them over. 
So all you guys see is the the 

450
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:54,120
ice cream, not the ice cream 
truck, the fire truck, fire 

451
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,960
truck, fire truck, it comes up. 
It's an ice cream truck now. 

452
00:24:57,280 --> 00:25:01,000
Well, yeah, it's full. 
Of ice cream on the side of it. 

453
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,920
No, I've hooked up the, I've 
hooked up the Dippin Dots 

454
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,040
trailer to the to the back, but 
I'm on top. 

455
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,080
I'm on top of the fire truck 
with one of my chains with my 

456
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,680
chains and I'm driving the fire 
truck. 

457
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,600
He's he's got a chain wrapped 
around the steering wheel and a 

458
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,240
brick on the accelerator and 
he's just swinging the other one

459
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:29,040
around in the air. 
Because they threatened to take 

460
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:34,040
my Dippin dots. 
This group of the golden 

461
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,080
zombies. 
The golden Zombies. 

462
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,760
It's a. 
Natural. 

463
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:47,040
Holy. 
Cow. 

464
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:52,320
I'm sorry buddy. 
Yeah, OK, so you mow through 

465
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:58,400
them and just, you know, 
decimate what you run over the 

466
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:02,080
top of. 
They don't they they're making a

467
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,040
mess. 
But the the fire truck is still 

468
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,960
running, even though it's, you 
know, the grate is now filled 

469
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,000
with blood and guts and gore and
nasty stuff. 

470
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:16,000
But you killed 30 of them. 
Snack, pretty much that's what, 

471
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:20,680
300 XP? 
No, that would be what's that, 

472
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,600
1500? 
Yeah, 1500. 

473
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:29,600
Great googly moogly. 
All right, so once again, Jolene

474
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,480
has. 
She takes some time to aim and 

475
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:38,160
yeah, I'm. 
I'm embarrassed for poor Jolene.

476
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,800
Just can't. 
I guess I just got to show her a

477
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,160
thing or two. 
So she ended up, she did end up 

478
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,640
cleaning up this, the rest of 
this group. 

479
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,960
So she killed, she took out five
of them. 

480
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,840
Wow, that's just awful. 
I don't get any good roles with 

481
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,520
them at all. 
All right, Walter. 

482
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,360
Walter. 
Walter. 

483
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,760
Yeah, yeah. 
Walter Meyer Weiner. 

484
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:03,960
Walter. 
Kitties, I'm back. 

485
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,360
There he is. 
I'm. 

486
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:06,960
Here. 
Kitty. 

487
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,080
That too, yeah. 
Mew call this his kitten Mew. 

488
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,680
I'm not your kitten, daddy. 
Mew I will be right. 

489
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,680
Baby boy. 
That's right, baby boy. 

490
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:20,520
Anyway, I'm done. 
I'm just going to keep planking 

491
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,680
away at this group of zombies 
here. 

492
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:30,640
Triple guns if I rolled under 
A10 for the 400th rolling. 

493
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,520
No, you're you're going to roll 
above a 10. 

494
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,560
You're going to roll like a 
1415. 

495
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:35,960
OC if. 
I roll it right. 

496
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,680
That's about to be bad. 
Let it kill me. 

497
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,360
For the love of God, let it 
kill. 

498
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:46,680
Me, I tried to help you. 
So yeah, your your horse 

499
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:50,320
stumbles. 
You know, he's as majestic as he

500
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,920
can possibly be. 
He's riding along. 

501
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,600
He feels like, you know, the the
wind is just flowing through his

502
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,880
mane and gets a little too 
caught up in what he's doing. 

503
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:06,560
And as you fire, he stumbles 
your your bullets kind of rain 

504
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:11,200
down out in this area. 
They don't don't do any damage 

505
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,920
to anything unfortunately, but 
in the in the process this 

506
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,080
person here pop up out of the 
water. 

507
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,840
Gross, woman. 
Gross. 

508
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:25,400
But yeah, you see her pop up out
of the water and Wallace it goes

509
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,200
on to. 
Oh God, another woman. 

510
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,560
You're terrified of them. 
I'm very terrified of them. 

511
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,320
They they don't got penises and 
I'm very scared of that. 

512
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,000
Oh yeah, that's terrible. 
No, not. 

513
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,080
That you should fear that. 
Yeah, yeah. 

514
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,600
Oh, no, see, I don't fear what 
they have. 

515
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:46,120
I fear what they lack. 
I'm just at the. 

516
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,440
I'm just going to be on the. 
Chain for you. 

517
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:52,760
And I'm going to. 
You got a penis? 

518
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:59,680
Yeah, That's so chill, dude. 
I opened my robe. 

519
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,360
There it. 
Is flash him but I'm 

520
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,000
embarrassed. 
Nothing to be a shame, dog dude.

521
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,360
That's pretty. 
That's pretty average. 

522
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,080
You should be. 
You should. 

523
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,640
Be it's cold, it's stop, just 
can you do anything? 

524
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,960
I'm trying to compliment you 
about your penis. 

525
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,240
I was doing a thing but stop 
looking. 

526
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,080
At me. 
Were you trying to I'm. 

527
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,280
I'm going to shoot the chain gun
at this group of zombies while I

528
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:27,000
continue to stare at Marcus. 
All right, damn it. 

529
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,480
Maybe you'll do like I do, and 
you'll find your superpower. 

530
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:33,800
Is when you don't love it jeans 
all right real damage 60 all 

531
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:41,440
right took out ten of them Gary 
OK so Brad is going to try and 

532
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:46,840
redeem himself and he is going 
to point blank he is going to 

533
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:51,320
shoot this zombie that is still 
trying to get away from Zeke. 

534
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,040
He does it blows that zombie's 
head off that zombie. 

535
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:59,800
All right, on to you, Marcus. 
Marcus, it was mine. 

536
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:05,920
Yeah, that's fine. 
What's the range on the frag 

537
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,800
grenade? 
Is like the AOE or how far you 

538
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,560
can throw them. 
How? 

539
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:15,040
Yeah, How big is the AOE effect?
15 it's a 15 foot radius. 

540
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:19,200
OK, so my dog's clear. 
Isn't this lady dead? 

541
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:23,280
Yes. 
OK, I'm going to casually pop a 

542
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,440
grenade behind me right in the 
middle of all these dirt 

543
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,080
zombies. 
All right, now walk away. 

544
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,000
That's not really. 
That's a long 15 feet. 

545
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,560
Yeah, sure seems like it, 
doesn't it? 

546
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,440
Yeah, it's just the scale of the
map, Yeah. 

547
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,400
So yeah, I'll move out of the 
area and pop a grenade in there.

548
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,000
Do you not have control of your 
token? 

549
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,040
Yeah, I just moved back for some
reason. 

550
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,640
Yeah, okay. 
Okay. 

551
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,320
I'm not throwing it, I'm just 
pulling the pin and dropping it.

552
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,760
Just dropping it and walking 
away. 

553
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,680
What's the roll, the damage on 
that? 

554
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:59,200
Yeah, 2 dive 4 * 10. 
Okay, can you do times with 

555
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,960
asterisks? 
Yeah, you should be able to, 

556
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:01,640
yeah. 
Okay. 

557
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:06,760
That's one of the three symbols 
for multiplication 4040. 

558
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:11,480
Yeah. 
So these 3 zombies pop up and 

559
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:16,040
they're pretty sure that they're
gonna make your PPE their lunch,

560
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,160
and they're going to be able to 
do some healing and get better 

561
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:22,600
and maybe, you know, pull some 
of the garbage out of their skin

562
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,480
and in between their bones and 
so forth. 

563
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:30,200
And you noticed them before? 
Yeah, Yeah, absolutely. 

564
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:35,600
You notice them before they're 
able to do anything and drop a 

565
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,760
grenade, and it kind of rolls at
their and into their head, not 

566
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,920
at their feet, because they're 
on the ground crawling around 

567
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,080
and they don't have legs, or if 
they do, they're severely 

568
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,240
mangled. 
They kind of all look at it 

569
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,200
collectively and then look at 
each other as if to say like 

570
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:53,200
what? 
And then they explode. 

571
00:31:54,400 --> 00:32:01,880
Fragments reach Jolene, kind of 
splatter on her old Brad Ashley 

572
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,880
gets covered in some zombie 
guts. 

573
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,120
He seems extremely pleased by 
that. 

574
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,960
Oh yeah. 
Yeah, he's, he's happy about it.

575
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,920
Nothing, nothing better than 
getting buried in zombie guts, 

576
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,600
you know, because you're, you 
hate them. 

577
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,640
I can think of 14 other things 
better. 

578
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,400
I I could too, yeah. 
Freshly baked bread. 

579
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,160
Bread. 
Say anymore? 

580
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,960
Oh, what's bread? 
It's just just two breads in 

581
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,640
around. 
Getting your taxes done early. 

582
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,480
That's yeah, that's never a bad 
thing. 

583
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:37,920
So that group of zombies is 
going to move closer to bread. 

584
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:42,640
This group of zombies down here,
they're going to collectively 

585
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,920
try to attack the fire truck. 
They're going. 

586
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,360
To they're going to slam into 
it. 

587
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:52,400
They slam into the fire truck 
and they don't tip it over, but 

588
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,080
it it does get shoved a little 
bit. 

589
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,800
Not a whole lot of things that 
they can do to that honest, But 

590
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:03,040
yeah, so now it's up to Cletus. 
Well, I got about what, 20 

591
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,440
zombies in front of me? 
Yep, Yep, Yep, 20 I'm. 

592
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,920
Going to try to plow through 
them and make a break for for 

593
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,440
the rest of my friend. 
All right. 

594
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,680
Well then Jolene can't do 
anything. 

595
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,560
She can't. 
She's. 

596
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,120
She's mortified. 
Doing her best Rd. 

597
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,400
You rolled very well. 
But it's still her best. 

598
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,000
She's menstruating. 
Break up with her and marry me. 

599
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,160
Menstruating. 
Break up with her and marry me. 

600
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,760
Break up with her baby. 
You, you took out another 20 

601
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:32,600
zombies. 
I'll be here 3. 4 left in that 

602
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,440
group. 
I thought there was an even 50. 

603
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,600
There was you took out thirty 
the first time. 

604
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:42,080
And then 20 this time no. 16 I 
might have said 20, I meant 16. 

605
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:47,800
Okay, I sorry if I said that. 
How much are they worth P wise 

606
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:51,440
again? 
50, 50 pieces yeah pity lots of 

607
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:54,040
experience. 
We, we need to, I, I, I know you

608
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,520
guys have got to be able to 
level up after fighting all the 

609
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,520
zombies. 
Oh yeah, I I hit it like after 

610
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,760
my first turn today. 
Yeah, I I fully believe that. 

611
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,600
I. 
Don't know what the limit is. 

612
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,160
All right, Yeah, I'm going to 
start tracking towards these 

613
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,280
guys. 
All right? 

614
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,040
Wait, Hold on, Hold on. 
Marcus, is that you? 

615
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,080
Is that you, Marcus? 
Yeah, it's me, all right. 

616
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,560
I take, I take 3 or 4. 
I take. 

617
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,360
Oh, Nikki, I take 3 more of the 
the cookies and cream dots. 

618
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:30,719
Throw it at him. 
Yeah, yeah, baby, these really 

619
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,600
do never go bad. 
Never. 

620
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,880
It's astronaut refrigerated for 
like a few years. 

621
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,440
It's aspirin cold. 
It's. 

622
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:42,560
Still cold? 
Yeah, I don't like it. 

623
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:43,480
I don't like it. 
I. 

624
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:47,960
Don't like it? 
I like it. 

625
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,480
So Jolene is entirely ticked 
off. 

626
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,600
She comes running up and she 
just starts reticuling, 

627
00:34:55,600 --> 00:35:00,920
stomping, chewing, punching, 
smashing, and she takes out 

628
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,520
eighteen of these zombies. 
You're doing great. 

629
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,960
She finally did something 
without firing her gun. 

630
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,160
Yeah. 
Maybe that's the secret. 

631
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,720
Maybe she just can't fire her 
gun. 

632
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,080
Maybe that's maybe that's what 
it what it comes down to. 

633
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,000
Wallace. 
It's the boyfriend's turn. 

634
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,680
Beyoncé. 
Whatever. 

635
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,760
I don't know. 
You haven't you haven't 

636
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,120
officially asked her, I don't 
think. 

637
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,720
Have you? 
No, I haven't. 

638
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,200
I've just got to jump at the gun
because I feel like it. 

639
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,160
We might as well be married at 
this point type of thing. 

640
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,840
And I'm going to shoot at these 
zombies. 

641
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,200
You're like an old married 
couple. 

642
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,000
Yeah, yeah. 
Not sexy I. 

643
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,880
I miss completely. 
Dang. 

644
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,960
Oh no. 
What were you shooting with? 

645
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,320
The chain gun. 
Oh, yeah, that's right. 

646
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,040
I forgot you're in the LAV. 
You're really close to him. 

647
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,680
Go ahead. 
Go ahead. 

648
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,760
Roll down my feet. 
I, Mr. Masters throwing me a 

649
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:51,520
Bone 90. 
OK, well sorta. 

650
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:57,160
OK, so 90 so you ripped through 
10 of them. 

651
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,560
Nice. 
They fall and get shredded. 

652
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:05,640
Say didn't think I'd have to 
sign this, but in in the process

653
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:11,280
of you not rolling very well, 
the fire truck gets gets hit 

654
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,920
pretty hard. 
We're going to say that's half 

655
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,000
damage. 
I just went ahead and assigned 

656
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,320
it as 100 SDC just to give it a 
round Number. 

657
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,520
So the the fire truck took a a 
fair amount of rounds. 

658
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,760
Whoops, sorry, Cletus. 
Very. 

659
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:30,680
Fine. 
Go ahead and hear about it, 

660
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,360
please. 
Didn't take any damage. 

661
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,400
Thank God. 
Yeah, no doubt, Walter. 

662
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,840
It was my turn. 
Oh yeah, it's your turn. 

663
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,800
I would like to roll to see if I
can kill myself, but then again 

664
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:44,600
I probably rolled team. 
Called Shot I. 

665
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,960
Probably rolled in that one. 
And. 

666
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,040
Killing more zombies than I did 
when I was actually trying to 

667
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,120
kill zombies. 
So you tried it could be a good 

668
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,200
strategy. 
I'm going to attack this group 

669
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,280
here. 
I'm going to check the floor 

670
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,240
group out if anybody's been met.
Right. 

671
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,160
There's five left there. 
Oh good. 

672
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,720
Look at that below A10, there's 
a go ahead. 

673
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:05,800
And go ahead and rule your 
damage. 

674
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,760
OK, Yeah. 
So when you get a group this 

675
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,400
small, it definitely gets harder
to hit them. 

676
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:17,360
But you took out two of them. 
All right So this this lady that

677
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:22,200
popped up out of the water she 
decides to help you out shoot at

678
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,760
the other two zombies that are 
here she's she's dual wielding 

679
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:30,480
and she and she took out their 2
remaining zombies 2 silence 

680
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,400
pistols and he's pretty hot I. 
Don't know how to. 

681
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:37,720
Then she dives under the water. 
Sorry, who are you? 

682
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:39,480
You think she heard me? 
No, I don't know. 

683
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,360
Oh. 
You're. 

684
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:44,200
Pretty far away. 
I'm also naked. 

685
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,640
Brett that that also differences
found her on you. 

686
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,880
So Brad's going to put away his 
revolver, which only had the one

687
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,960
shot left in it anyway, and he's
going to pull out his machete 

688
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:02,760
and start hacking and slashing 
these guys next to him. 

689
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,360
He takes out two of them. 
There's 10 left in that group. 

690
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:10,200
We're back to Marcus. 
So I'm going to run into the Liv

691
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,680
and then I'm going to use the 
Liv to run over the rest of 

692
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:16,240
them. 
This guy. 

693
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:21,200
Yeah, I guess, I guess so. 
I guess water in front of them 

694
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,720
basically currently on the chain
gun. 

695
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:24,040
So, yeah. 
All right. 

696
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:25,720
So go ahead and go ahead and 
roll for that. 

697
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,720
It's been rolling idly this 
whole time, right? 

698
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,760
Do I have to roll for it? 
Just parking it basically in 

699
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,840
front of Brad. 
Yeah, you want to roll to see 

700
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:34,960
how many you hit? 
What not? 

701
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,760
Oh. 
They're rolling 100. 

702
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,040
Yeah, just roll 20. 
Yeah, we'll simplify it I. 

703
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:42,040
Don't know how. 
OK, good out. 

704
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:46,080
Of the out of the 10, so that 
that makes it kind of easy. 

705
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,160
So you killed you killed 7 of 
them. 

706
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,520
OK, Yeah. 3 left and they're 
kind of like, you know, around 

707
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:59,320
the the lav they are the swipe 
at Brad they they do miss just 

708
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,160
laughs maniacally at them. 
Cletus, you're going to do a big

709
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,840
guy. 
Since I always got to say Brad, 

710
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,400
I'll, I'll just, you know, kind 
of run them down. 

711
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,280
All right. 13. 
OK. 

712
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:23,800
Plus +4. 
So you they're pretty close to 

713
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:27,080
the the LAV and you kind of 
scrape against the LAVA little 

714
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:28,320
bit. 
Great paint. 

715
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:32,200
It's OK, looks good. 
Yeah, well, it's painted red 

716
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,840
with, you know, their guts and 
black, you know, and all sorts 

717
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:40,320
of pretty delicious colors. 
Yeah, but you do end up taking 

718
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,880
out the final three and cleaning
up the mess. 

719
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,280
I just kind of hang out the 
window. 

720
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:47,800
I'm like, you're welcome again. 
Right. 

721
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,600
This is the last time that we're
going to bail you out like this.

722
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,720
I'm not. 
I'm not doing this again, man. 

723
00:39:53,080 --> 00:40:00,440
11 more times and that's it. 
I'm doing it for you. 

724
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,480
I'm taking out all the zombies 
in Chicago. 

725
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,280
You're no. 
Oh, you're. 

726
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,360
I am. 
Only because you keep helping 

727
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,600
me. 
I killed 150 earlier today. 

728
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,000
Earlier today. 
Yeah, when I wasn't looking 

729
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,240
right. 
Yeah, off screen. 

730
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:25,400
Off screen, I believe it. 
Brother Brad. 

731
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,920
Dad, Dad, Dad. 
Guarantee. 

732
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,040
Braddy. 
Daddy take. 

733
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,040
Care of you. 
You owe me Brad or Bradley, 

734
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:36,200
Daddy. 
Brad and Daddy. 

735
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:46,160
Brad and Daddy. 
OK, you owe me. 

736
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,600
Anyway, we'll see you around. 
Short stuff and I walk into A 

737
00:40:52,880 --> 00:41:03,360
and I walk into a light post 
Wow. 

738
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,040
OK. 
Ah, that looked like it hurt 

739
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:09,640
you. 
OK. 

740
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:16,960
Ah, Yep, yeah, I broke my nose 
before I broke my Becker kind of

741
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:20,760
thing. 
OK, see you later. 

742
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,920
That's sad. 
I have a small penis, yes. 

743
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,920
You see the waterborne, the 
waterborne vixen come out of the

744
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:34,040
water and she, she runs up, she 
runs up to Brad and, and she 

745
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,480
puts her arms around him and, 
and she hugs him and she's 

746
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,480
ridiculously happy to see him. 
Let's do all the lock of her 

747
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,960
hair. 
All right, go for it. 

748
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,440
I send so I steal 10 hairs. 
So how are you? 

749
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,840
How are you trying to steal her 
hair? 

750
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,000
You got a knife or you just 
trying to make him out? 

751
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,480
She's all wrapped around him, 
right? 

752
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:06,120
They're hugging and she's got a 
ponytail, so there's a few stray

753
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,200
strands. 
I'm just twink ripping them out.

754
00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:14,080
Yeah, just yeah. 
Just see that Brad, that Brad 

755
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,560
take home, Yeah. 
Yeah, she turned around and 

756
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,800
looked at you and gave you this 
weird look and she said what was

757
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:24,440
that for? 
I just want, I just, I just and 

758
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:34,480
I walk away. 
She's, she's going back to 

759
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,400
hugging Brad. 
Brad, Brad. 

760
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:37,560
Wow. 
Braddy. 

761
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:42,560
Brad, Daddy. 
Go to Brad, Daddy. 

762
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,280
Your. 
Guy has one of the most simple, 

763
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:55,200
basic names we're talking about.
Brad. 

764
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,760
Brad to Dad to Dad to Dad. 
Daddy. 

765
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:04,520
Danny Bradley That's fine. 
I'm just sitting there. 

766
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,840
I'm just sitting there with the 
dipping dots, just eating them. 

767
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,880
I'm eating mine too, just 
staring at my my handful of hair

768
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,120
that I got. 
Jolene comes up to you in the 

769
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,760
Glitter Boy Cletus, and she 
holds she holds out her her 

770
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,640
nasty zombified hand like she's 
trying to give you a high 5. 

771
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,880
What's wrong with her hand? 
She's trying to give Cleus a 

772
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,880
high. 5:00. 
We, we, we did good, didn't we? 

773
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,960
Or you did. 
I helped a little. 

774
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:39,000
Uh huh. 
So I'm I'm trying to like give 

775
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,960
you a high 5 and tell you did 
good. 

776
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,120
Thanks. 
Don't. 

777
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,760
Give me a high 5. 
He just wants no part of it. 

778
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,480
Nope. 
That's pretty. 

779
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,000
You start pulling your weight, 
girl. 

780
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:50,800
You need to start pulling your 
weight. 

781
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,400
He does I'm. 
Trying I'm. 

782
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,600
I'm still getting used to this 
thing. 

783
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,320
It's hard to do. 
So far, your dead baby's killed 

784
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:01,360
more zombies than you have. 
OK, that's just too far. 

785
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,080
I just felt PTSD crawling up my 
back. 

786
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,000
Thank you. 
Very much you're welcome. 

787
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,080
Now leave me alone. 
I'm trying to eat my different 

788
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,920
dots. 
There's 0 calories. 

789
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,760
No, they're not. 
Those things are like thousands 

790
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,520
of calories. 
It's the end of the world. 

791
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,080
If I say it's 0 calories, it's 0
calories. 

792
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:27,600
I think you need to get laid. 
For the full 100% calorie ones. 

793
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:33,600
Oh, I feel so bloated. 
Oh, I feel fat. 

794
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,880
Give Brad some braddy daddy. 
I just throw it at a baseball 

795
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,680
pitch style. 
Tired of saying your? 

796
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,080
Butt. 
Oh, yeah, you're in the I'm 

797
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,600
gonna, I'm gonna go say I'm 
gonna go. 

798
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:49,000
Hang out with the whales, huh? 
Dang it, he took off I wanted. 

799
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,600
To ask him about that chain of 
you, huh? 

800
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,120
Somebody say something about my 
chain? 

801
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,600
Yeah. 
I did. 

802
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,440
Oh, it's a woman. 
Yeah. 

803
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,800
Oh, woman. 
That's a neat. 

804
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:02,200
That's a neat chain. 
Where'd you, Where'd you get 

805
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,280
that? 
Which one? 

806
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,840
I got a fire truck. 
Oh, you do have two. 

807
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,200
Oh my. 
Wow, it takes a real manly man 

808
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,560
to handle 2 chain. 
Did you name? 

809
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,040
Did you name him? 
Huh. 

810
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,920
Did you name him? 
Oh, Jolene, why are you talking?

811
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,440
Ugly just like that, Yeah, I 
guess. 

812
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,680
Yeah, would. 
You name him. 

813
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:29,920
I mean, this one's a. 
Dick Cheney, this is my first 

814
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:33,160
chain. 
Oh, I have an affinity for. 

815
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,520
Killing my. 
Friends and what? 

816
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,360
What? 
And this is this. 

817
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:43,280
Is the chain of Olympus. 
Oh my, Yep, is that? 

818
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,200
Barbed wire wrapped. 
Around in that. 

819
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,560
Yep. 
Oh man, that's. 

820
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:50,880
Really cute. 
OK, you're kind of cute. 

821
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:52,720
Let's go. 
Let's go find this doctor. 

822
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,440
This is getting erotic. 
Thanks. 

823
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,800
Yeah, can I with my? 
With my fiance. 

824
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:03,440
Can I touch your chain? 
No, no one's hard to talk to the

825
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,840
chain. 
I'm scared of losing it. 

826
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,920
Oh, Marcus, I'm losing her. 
I, I I. 

827
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,440
Wouldn't I wouldn't want to take
your. 

828
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,040
Chain. 
I just wanted to touch it. 

829
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,640
Yeah, she wants Daddy. 
Bradley once ago she's. 

830
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,400
Moved on. 
Well, my name is Charlotte. 

831
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:23,200
How is Charlotte? 
Hello, shark weave. 

832
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,640
Oh wait, that. 
Wasn't Jolene this whole? 

833
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,080
Time. 
No, it's Charlotte. 

834
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:29,680
I thought it was Jolene the 
whole time. 

835
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:33,160
No, no, no, no. 
No, I thought Jolene was 

836
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,800
chatting on some. 
Other dude in front of me? 

837
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,080
No I wouldn't. 
Hey. 

838
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,960
Hey I. 
Wouldn't hear in your mind. 

839
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,480
OK, I don't. 
Like her? 

840
00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:43,120
You sure I can't touch your? 
Chain. 

841
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:44,840
Yeah, I'm good. 
Why don't you like her? 

842
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,360
OK. 
I'm sorry, she's a dirty woman. 

843
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:54,040
That's having sex with zombies. 
I stand next to this woman, 

844
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,640
guys, I'm going to go find this 
Henry McCoy guy. 

845
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,480
Guess you want my sloppy 
seconds. 

846
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,400
OK, sloppy seconds. 
I'm going to. 

847
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,760
Die nuts I'm. 
Going to. 

848
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,680
I'm going to an ice cream truck 
over here. 

849
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,640
The original. 
Rainbow ice cream. 

850
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:08,960
Cone ice. 
Cream truck. 

851
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:17,720
Hello. 
Lactose intolerant, put a leg up

852
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,520
on something but it slips. 
He already has bowel problems, 

853
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,880
why'd you give him that? 
Leg up on. 

854
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,240
Something and you. 
Fart because you just had 

855
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:29,800
different guys. 
Yeah, and they're pretty juicy. 

856
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,680
And, it adds, it does add to the
crust that's already there in 

857
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:35,760
his underwear. 
He doesn't. 

858
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:39,240
Have underwear, remember? 
This has been a big deal. 

859
00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:41,600
Since the beginning they're my. 
They're my good pair. 

860
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:42,760
Yeah, I. 
Remember. 

861
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,520
Remember my? 
Ladies. 

862
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,080
Cletus is still wearing. 
The pink dress. 

863
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,080
Yeah, I guess he would be, 
wouldn't he? 

864
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,400
Of course. 
He is. 

865
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,120
That's probably. 
That's probably why. 

866
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,920
Charlotte thought you were. 
Cute and my and my leather 

867
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:14,920
chaps. 
You. 

868
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:30,920
You. 
End up and down the hallway 

869
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,360
here. 
You're you're in here. 

870
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,640
Oh, so, so I'm sorry. 
Forgive me, guys. 

871
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:42,800
I I totally let's back this up. 
So as you're driving down toward

872
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:47,760
the Shedd Aquarium, as you're 
driving along, Ola. 

873
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,720
Oh, goodness, Sir, Sir. 
Reginald. 

874
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,080
Hold on, chaps. 
Nah, I forgot you were there. 

875
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,680
The wet spot. 
Upon my the. 

876
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:01,520
Wet spot upon my leg that came 
from the man that pissed upon it

877
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:05,960
is telling me it's it's pulling 
me in the direction of that yarn

878
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,920
aquarium over there. 
Wait, the wet spot is pulling 

879
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,360
you? 
Yes, I can feel it. 

880
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:11,960
It's like. 
A. 

881
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,600
You gotta get like a lookest 
version of. 

882
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,560
Alcohol. 
It's like a divination rod piss.

883
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:22,000
I wanna. 
Do what with the rod divination 

884
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,560
it it told me that. 
Something's over there. 

885
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,200
I think maybe my piss. 
I could be wrong. 

886
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,680
Stop pissing on your leg and 
we'll we'll. 

887
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:33,240
Figure it out, but it's never on
it more. 

888
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,400
It's never led me wrong before 
though. 

889
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,920
Give us an accurate read, Zeke. 
Go pee. 

890
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,200
On his leg, no. 
Not a. 

891
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:50,760
No, I forgot my place again. 
OK, I understand the situation 

892
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,880
and context given. 
Yeah, I'll be your little peanut

893
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,600
butter boy. 
No. 

894
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,080
I jove, I thought he enjoyed 
peanuts. 

895
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,240
Butter go lay down, go lay down 
bad. 

896
00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:11,040
Boy, dad's an asshole. 
No, Dick, Dick. 

897
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,400
OK, so do. 
You choose to go to said Shed 

898
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:26,840
Aquarium. 
Well, maybe that's what. 

899
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,920
That's what the the piss upon 
his leg has told you. 

900
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,520
No, he had an apartment that was
near the. 

901
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,200
Shed Aquarium. 
Yeah, yeah. 

902
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,960
Yeah, I. 
I I said that, but I don't think

903
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,400
I emphasized enough because even
I thought you guys were going to

904
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:44,520
the shedded aquarium, 
apparently. 

905
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:48,880
Oh yeah, we'll go. 
I forgot my own story, yeah. 

906
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,760
See, I didn't do a good job. 
I suck so naked. 

907
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:58,520
I suck. 
I saw we so at in this hallway 

908
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:03,680
where you know, you have sharks 
and I'm sure there's probably 

909
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:07,920
some manta rays and some other 
things that kind of swim around 

910
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,360
all around there. 
At the end of the hallway there 

911
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:14,040
are three flesh eating zombie. 
How do we know they're flesh 

912
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,880
eating about? 
Watching them eat flesh, yeah. 

913
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,880
Because there's a little girl. 
That they had gotten a hold of 

914
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:22,560
and and they're eating. 
Are there any dogs around? 

915
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:23,440
It's illegal. 
You're not. 

916
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:26,240
Allowed. 
There's your dogs, there's your 

917
00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:29,040
dogs all. 
Right, it's game time, boys. 

918
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:35,360
And I'm the high on the halftime
show, so Jake, go and tangle 

919
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,760
him. 
No, no. 

920
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,680
Jake. 
Do it. 

921
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,360
He's starting his. 
Rebellious. 

922
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:51,160
Phase, Jake, I'm ordering you 
right now, no. 

923
00:51:54,920 --> 00:52:04,040
Jackass. 
I said oh boy, I found a milk 

924
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,120
bone. 
Try giving it to him, see if 

925
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,200
that helps. 
OK, here you go. 

926
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:16,400
Fine, we're going to attack on 
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 

927
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,240
Guys so. 
They they don't. 

928
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:23,840
See us. 
But you might want to be. 

929
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:28,200
You might want to be careful 
because you know this glass 

930
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,080
isn't bulletproof. 
I just thought I'd make you. 

931
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,040
I shot my. 
Plasma missile launcher. 

932
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:41,680
And I rolled in that one. 
OK. 

933
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:51,080
So, yeah, All right, so Wallace 
has fired his plasma, his little

934
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:57,320
pocket rocket launcher, and it 
lands and just smashes into the 

935
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:03,080
side of this aquarium. 
And the water engulfs all of you

936
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:08,800
and throws you around, takes you
under, threatens to, threatens 

937
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:12,840
to drown, Drown all of you. 
See, you just push us outside to

938
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:16,040
the like. 
Outside, yes, but not like all 

939
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:17,680
at once. 
I mean, you're going to be 

940
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,440
slammed into the glass and 
there's all kinds of that can 

941
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,920
happen. 
What are we rolling for? 

942
00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:24,760
That's what I'm rolling for. 
OK. 

943
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,160
OK. 
So guys, I'm sorry. 

944
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,640
You end up flowing into. 
Back towards the beginning 

945
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:44,960
stripe, when the water clears, 
Stripey and Zeke are nowhere to 

946
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:49,560
be seen. 
No and and. 

947
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,600
Marcus, I'm. 
Marcus, I'm sorry. 

948
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,240
I'm sorry and. 
You see this? 

949
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,280
Gentleman Daddy, I'm cold. 
How? 

950
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,360
Are you? 
Everything's black. 

951
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:11,760
Daddy. 
Daddy love that voice. 

952
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,600
That's awesome. 
He's a. 

953
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,800
Robot dog. 
He's a dog listener. 

954
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,320
So you see this. 
This gentleman come out from a 

955
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,120
room where the door was closed 
and the water didn't affect him.

956
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,360
He's a zombie. 
No, he has a cool hat. 

957
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,520
He can't be a zombie. 
What did you guys do? 

958
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,880
Flooded the chamber, Yeah, it 
kind of shut the. 

959
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,920
Glass, I walked. 
Straight up to him with my 

960
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,000
plasma rifle winding. 
Up. 

961
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,960
You see my dogs? 
They got lost for me. 

962
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:42,920
With your gun. 
Yeah, But yeah, where's my gun? 

963
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,240
I'm where my where my. 
Dogs, I'm holding my gun. 

964
00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:48,600
Where the dogs doing? 
I don't know. 

965
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:50,800
I'm gonna look. 
For them, I get on the ground on

966
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,240
all fours. 
And start sniffing around. 

967
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,480
Are are you Henry? 
Yeah. 

968
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,920
OK, we're looking. 
For you? 

969
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,280
Uh oh. 
He pulls out a gun and points 

970
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:01,760
it. 
At you pull out my gun, I 

971
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,640
pointed in I. 
Pull out my gun and I pointed 

972
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:08,800
out myself. 
Marcus is licking the ground. 

973
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,040
What? 
What do you want? 

974
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:13,920
We were. 
We're looking for all the 

975
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:15,400
doctors that. 
Worked on ultra cure. 

976
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:19,400
I did not work on ultra cure. 
Oh, I don't think this. 

977
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,360
This paper says otherwise. 
And it's like all. 

978
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:27,200
Soggy and just wet. 
Wait, this paper says otherwise.

979
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:29,560
What the heck? 
All I. 

980
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:35,640
Did was develop a weapon system 
that was a micro sized weapon 

981
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:37,320
system? 
Nano sized. 

982
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:41,880
It was nano sized Yeah, let's 
see look at your your friends 

983
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,800
over here telling. 
Us a different story. 

984
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,080
What friends we I pull out. 
Drunk. 

985
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:50,720
Guy and the piss guy I I do not 
know. 

986
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,640
Them. 
Oh, so I can just kill them, 

987
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,840
huh? 
Put my gun to their head. 

988
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:58,400
What is going? 
On all. 

989
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:05,280
I all I was asked, I was asked 
by a gentleman to make a weapon 

990
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:10,840
system for really small things, 
micro sized. 

991
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:15,240
And so I did. 
Maybe it was micro machines. 

992
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:16,720
I don't know. 
Micro penis you can help. 

993
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:19,880
Micro penis you can help Marcus.
Yeah, you can help Marcus. 

994
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,400
I figured. 
If it was. 

995
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:26,760
Microscopic then it would be 
used in the human body itty 

996
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,360
bitty and so I. 
Used, I decided. 

997
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:36,480
To use vibrations as the weapon,
77 Hertz will begin to turn your

998
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:40,320
organs to Jelly. 
So Hola, you did vibrations? 

999
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,480
He did alcohol, I think. 
Reggio, you did something with 

1000
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:47,000
pee, didn't you? 
I'd say Oh boy, no, just got. 

1001
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:51,200
The idea from pee auction yeah, 
piss that just. 

1002
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,000
Sounds like a bad. 
Night in Vegas. 

1003
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,400
I'm kind of beginning to see a 
pattern. 

1004
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:03,040
So different organisms resonate 
at different frequencies. 

1005
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:07,240
And Raymond Rife, he was my 
inspiration for this weapon. 

1006
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,640
No, I. 
Used an AI. 

1007
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:15,120
System to target different 
pathogens, assuming that this 

1008
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:19,320
would be done in a human body, 
wasn't really sure, but it would

1009
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,920
use different frequencies to 
destroy different pathogens. 

1010
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,800
And then when it wasn't 
destroying, it would be sending 

1011
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:32,040
out frequencies at 432 and 528 
Hertz, which are healing 

1012
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:34,480
frequencies. 
Yeah, Yeah. 

1013
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaking Spanish. 
I mean, I understand none. 

1014
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,200
Of what's being said. 
So so you well. 

1015
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,080
I am a nerd with my gun. 
So you're telling. 

1016
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:47,680
You're telling me that? 
Ashes peak vibrant knife with 

1017
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,400
the tip was able to heal people 
because it vibrated. 

1018
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,640
It would have to vibrate at a 
specific. 

1019
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:55,360
Frequency. 
It makes sense. 

1020
00:57:56,120 --> 00:58:00,640
I'm sold. 
So you gentlemen made. 

1021
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:06,360
A propulsion system and a power 
system, I think maybe. 

1022
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,120
Did you know anything about the 
Benford Group? 

1023
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:10,600
I did, yeah. 
Yeah. 

1024
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,400
That's that's who we're. 
Investigating. 

1025
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,520
Yeah, I went there. 
These guys worked for. 

1026
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:17,560
Benford, We burnt the. 
Place down blew Mr. Benford. 

1027
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:20,400
Yeah, the whole thing and a gas 
station. 

1028
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,360
He's got a retirement plan. 
Well. 

1029
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:25,760
Guys, if I. 
Can I would like to come with 

1030
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,520
you and help you? 
Yeah, sure. 

1031
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,800
OK. 
That was easy. 

1032
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,200
Bring that. 
Gun in that 90 can I? 

1033
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,160
Bring my gun. 
Yeah, I was just you've. 

1034
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:38,880
Got a gun that makes it useful? 
Yeah, and you got you gotta go 5

1035
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:40,000
Marcus. 
'S dogs first. 

1036
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,200
This is like your hazing, as 
long as you can hit something 

1037
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,760
the robot lady can't. 
Hit anything, smack him on the 

1038
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,360
butt and take whatever is 
inside. 

1039
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:54,160
His back pocket. 
OK, roll for it 17 you find like

1040
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:57,880
a weird injection thing. 
What's? 

1041
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,560
What's something that? 
You that you had on you when you

1042
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:03,200
played Henry. 
Henry. 

1043
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,600
Yeah, a gun ammo the the. 
Alchemy. 

1044
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:11,840
Kits the the hat got syringes in
there a lighter I. 

1045
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,040
Had it for aesthetics. 
OK, yeah. 

1046
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,280
So he gets the lighter. 
OK, so you took the you took the

1047
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:19,440
lighter out of his pocket and he
didn't realize it. 

1048
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:24,720
Yeah, it's mine now. 
Was there that or a pocket 

1049
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,360
watch? 
Oh yeah, Yeah, you do. 

1050
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,280
I do remember the pocket. 
Watch a what? 

1051
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:30,240
A pocket? 
What watch pocket? 

1052
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,320
Watch. 
Watch. 

1053
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:33,960
Oh, watch. 
Taking the pocket pussy. 

1054
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,120
Good night. 
Yeah. 

1055
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:41,960
Watch, I'm going to take away 
Jimmy's phone. 

1056
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,600
Wowzer. 
So Yep. 

1057
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,840
And you, you gentlemen, I'm 
sorry. 

1058
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:57,600
As you have completed this next 
stage of your mission, you look 

1059
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,000
further down on the list. 
It's a little harder to read. 

1060
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:04,600
There used to be a first and a 
last name, but they'll that name

1061
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:07,880
is now been blotted out from the
from the water that it was 

1062
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:11,760
submerged in. 
You see, you see, that's OK. 

1063
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:18,920
You see an address. 
And the name Chad, Doctor Chad 

1064
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:23,880
and Zeke and Stripey come 
running back in the door. 

1065
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,960
They're still shaking themselves
getting the water off of them, 

1066
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,440
but they're no worse for the 
wear. 

1067
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:32,720
Who shot the water? 
Yeah. 

1068
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:35,400
Who did that? 
Yeah, I wonder. 

1069
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,320
We have Hey, you're. 
Gone. 

1070
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,160
Wait, so did. 
I find my dogs. 

1071
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,240
Yeah, they just. 
Came running back into the 

1072
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:42,880
where. 
Was that? 

1073
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,120
Yeah. 
Yep, Yep. 

1074
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,520
We thought they were sea lions. 
We thought they were sea. 

1075
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:47,680
Lions. 
No. 

1076
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:49,920
I wish you guys were sea lions, 
Dick. 

1077
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,400
Oh, I'm not good enough for you,
Daddy. 

1078
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,680
You never love me anyway. 
That's not true. 

1079
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:04,360
Everything I do, I do for you. 
Everything I do. 

1080
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:14,440
All right, let's go. 
That's it. 

1081
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,600
Start heading out for this Chad 
Bennington. 

1082
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,760
All right, let's go see Jan. 
Dan and. 

1083
01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,920
That's the end of the episode, 
all righty. 

1084
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,800
Done well, thanks everybody. 
Ray, you're. 

1085
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:29,040
Welcome for I appreciate. 
Y'all listening to Cletus? 

1086
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:34,600
Save Dad or Bradley? 
Daddy, Daddy Bradley. 

1087
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,080
Bradley, Daddy. 
Bradley, Daddy. 

1088
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,280
The Laddy, Bradley. 
Bradley. 

1089
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:43,200
Yeah, Bradley. 
Bradley, the Daddy Laddy, Brad, 

1090
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,080
Ashley. 
Yeah, Bradley, the. 

1091
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:47,320
Ladder Daddy. 
Brad and Aladdin. 

1092
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:49,960
I like that one. 
Aladdin. 

1093
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,000
Bradley All right. 
Well, thanks everybody. 

1094
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,080
Appreciate you. 
We hope you enjoyed listening. 

1095
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:57,160
To this as. 
We enjoyed playing it on the 

1096
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:58,800
next one. 
And next episode? 

1097
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:02,440
Of Brad, Ashley, Ashley, Ashley 
Madison, Daddy Bradley. 

1098
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:08,720
That concludes the story from 
Now if. 

1099
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:12,240
You like the tales so far? 
Stick around, I might tell you 

1100
01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:17,960
more next time. 
Now where did I put my supplies?

