1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:02,280 Danny. Watched him eat my meat. 2 00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:05,520 Joe, do you have any crack right now, Alex? 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:07,840 I think I'd go to prison after that for murder. 4 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:11,400 It'd be murder. Bob, what's wrong? 5 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,000 Nothing. Cheddar. 6 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:14,600 That's all leaving pictures of black men kissing. 7 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,920 Under the table and T&D posted weekly on the Main Menu podcast. 8 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:34,640 The main menu podcast presents. Cheddar's drinking. 9 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,560 Water. I mean, I'll go get a glass full 10 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:40,200 of Long Island iced Tea if you guys want it. 11 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,280 No, I'll stick with the water if Sam starts drinking a Long 12 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:47,800 Island Iced tea and that's bad news while driving. 13 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,760 I start drinking at all if I if I start drinking at all, it's 14 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:53,560 kind of bad news typically, as we're seeing. 15 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,200 So I'm, I'm sorry if you've already explained, but why are 16 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:01,680 you going to Georgia? My in laws, my in laws are there 17 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,000 and we're going there for Christmas. 18 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,760 Oh, OK, that makes sense. Yeah. 19 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,320 I. Just drove five hours. 20 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:12,360 I just drove five hours today. Well, I have. 21 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,920 I've been. I've driven 3 hours so far and 22 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:20,920 I've got 15 1/2 more to go. Well, I had to drive 2 1/2 hours 23 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:25,440 to go visit my grandparents down in the their, their nursing home 24 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,640 place. And then was only there for like 25 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,200 an hour. And then they're like, oh, it's 26 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,720 lunchtime and nap time. So I was like, OK, they're like, 27 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,800 you gotta go. And I was like, OK. 28 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:39,640 Well, we, we've got a, we've got a nice hotel when we get there. 29 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:43,040 So because we got a Hilton. Hilton, Hanoi. 30 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:46,640 What? No. 31 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:48,320 You weren't there. You should have been there. 32 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:50,200 It's in Vietnam. OK. 33 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:51,440 It's in. Vietnam. 34 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:52,920 I. Shouldn't have been there 35 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,240 actually. Glad I wasn't there for that 36 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,040 one. No, he's. 37 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,200 Only the most controversial episode we put. 38 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:01,840 A Well, we he just talks about it in dead rain. 39 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,640 No, in dead rain. Yeah, OK. 40 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:07,040 That. Would have been funny if we if I 41 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,880 put a a Hilton in the jungle in that episode so. 42 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:17,000 A little a little trivia because I had the game show tonight. 43 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:20,600 I have a smaller 1 and I took your guys's input and I only 44 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:25,000 made it multiple choice and who the said that. 45 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:30,720 Yeah. It's like 12 or 13 questions in 46 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:31,560 total. That's it. 47 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:37,400 A little piece of trivia. Dead Rain 3 episode 3 where 48 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,400 Cletus shoots the baby. Classic. 49 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:45,040 It should not have happened. It should not have happened 50 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:49,200 because because Cletus never. Cletus didn't go with me, Walter 51 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:53,080 and Stripey to the hotel room. He just like, he was like, I'm 52 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,240 gonna guard the entrance. And then he just started saying 53 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,720 stuff. Never said that he went there. 54 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:02,760 I think it I thought it was said that he went with Marcus to 55 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,440 investigate or something. No, he said that he's gonna 56 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:08,440 guard the entrance. That's a real it's like you're 57 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,840 not terrible. Yeah, exactly. 58 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:15,600 I said. That to him and then he he he 59 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:21,920 just caused chaos, shot the shot the baby and then and then tried 60 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,760 to it. Was a zombie baby, it was. 61 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:28,720 A it was a It was a zombie baby. For context it was a zombie baby 62 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:34,560 but Mr. Master put in place for me to be the anti murder hobo so 63 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,960 I thought of it for me to just because the kid wasn't hurting 64 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,920 anything. I couldn't even like walk or 65 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,560 crawl or whatever. So I was like let it be. 66 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,680 Let the woman who loves the baby be whatever. 67 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,960 And I know he tried. He tried to kill the innocent 68 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:54,680 woman too. Yeah, that did happen. 69 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,760 I I shouldn't make like a Taser and just call it the anti 70 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:06,240 cletus. Sam, have you heard much of the 71 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:09,640 podcast since you left? No, I have not. 72 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,840 Actually, I haven't got the chance. 73 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:13,240 OK. I, I, it's in The Four Seasons 74 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:17,920 and you know what, I'll have like a good 14 hours after after 75 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,800 this for 13 to 14 hours of driving, so. 76 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,360 If you want to be sure. You got. 77 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:25,920 You got all of that? Three. 78 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,360 Yeah, whole. Season and all the under the 79 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:32,240 tables, yeah. I imagine I probably won't spend 80 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,840 the entire week at my in laws place as well, so I'll probably 81 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,200 have a lot of free time in the hotel. 82 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,200 We'll see. Yeah, yeah. 83 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,360 And we, we bring up Ash. Ash quite. 84 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:41,720 A few times. A couple times. 85 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,080 Yeah. Little Ash. 86 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,520 Yeah, we there are multiple businesses where like we miss 87 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:54,200 Ash. What would Ash do right now? 88 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,600 What, what, what canonically? Then where is. 89 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,200 That oh, he went to go look at a pile of thing, clean it and then 90 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,560 that's it. And then we just left him 91 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:08,200 behind. He just left him behind and then 92 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,800 y'all are like missile. Yeah. 93 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,240 That sounds like us, though. Yeah, yeah. 94 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:19,640 Wait, guys, go back. I thought we left him in Ashley 95 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:26,840 Madison. Where everyone go, Ashley? 96 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,240 Where Ashley Madison? Where everyone go. 97 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,320 I'll just clean. It's probably for the best. 98 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:36,960 Oh oh. You cut out there. 99 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,880 We heard it's probably for the best and then it just. 100 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,560 It connected to your phone. I don't. 101 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,520 Know Hi, Mariah. Yeah, now we hear Mariah, Hi. 102 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:52,280 Hi. Through some kind of magic I 103 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:58,440 Bluetooth overrided the. I've been trying for like 20 104 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,400 minutes to get these headphones to connect to. 105 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,080 The. Goodness. 106 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:06,840 Oh yeah, those J Lab headphones. And Raycon headphones. 107 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,760 Headphones. Oh, and. 108 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,720 Yeah, what up, baby? So do you want a little snippet 109 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,520 of the ad? Yes, OK. 110 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:21,080 It's. Funny, I stole my connection 111 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,000 somehow. She hijacked your connection, 112 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:29,360 Yeah. So the ad that I had planned, 113 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:34,240 like the ad read, it's for Brad's Instant Marriage Chapel. 114 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,120 Oh, OK. He turned it into a business. 115 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,960 I like it. And there's a little snippet in 116 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,600 there and I think it's really funny. 117 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:48,400 I said in at least 50% of our lovely participants don't have 118 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:55,360 Adam's apples and that's a whole 27% more than our competitors 119 00:06:55,360 --> 00:07:04,160 while being 10% cheaper. Oh man, that's too good. 120 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:07,560 There's a couple parts in there where I have US plan being out 121 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:11,680 of character and I need, I need more voice lines from you, Joe. 122 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,360 More voice lines. Well, it's just one additional 123 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:18,520 line of like you out of character and it's just cheddar. 124 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,000 Keep reading the ad, we need the money. 125 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,560 Yeah, I'll send it to you after. Awesome. 126 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:30,840 I mean, honestly, I'll probably after tonight I'll probably just 127 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:34,280 send you the script itself to see what it all entails. 128 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:35,560 I mean spoil it for. Me. 129 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:39,160 Oh, OK, do it. I won't. 130 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:40,960 Do it. I won't. 131 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,680 We had some interesting winners this year. 132 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,400 I will say we I will say, yeah, I like the way we did it. 133 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,800 It's more official. Yeah. 134 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,000 I was trying to remember a lot of them. 135 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,800 It is it is difficult for me to even remember. 136 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,280 Yeah. We did a lot of one. 137 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,440 Shots we did. It was a lot. 138 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:04,160 We were continuing anthologies. I went back and listened to 139 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,120 Terror in Paradise, the one on the cruise ship. 140 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,040 That one was really good. I think that should have won. 141 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:13,480 It might have actually. He's he's trying to not spoil 142 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,120 us. Oh yeah, I can't spoil it. 143 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:20,800 Yeah, but Lenny voted, so I made it so that his vote, if any, if 144 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,680 he ties with anybody, then the the what? 145 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,720 The winner will go to Lenny's side. 146 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:31,440 So he gets like 1.5 votes. Voting power. 147 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,720 That's dumb. He counts as two votes. 148 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:42,679 Not quite, but. 1.5. 1.11, he's a tiebreaker. 149 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,320 He's a tiebreaker, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 150 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,720 Otherwise it would have been a lot of ties. 151 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,160 So I like this. I like this. 152 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:50,640 Oh, this is the original 1 words. 153 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,600 There it is. Cheddar, you're in a goon cave 154 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,000 too. I am also I am in a goon cave. 155 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,240 I'm always in a goon cave. Me too. 156 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:00,000 You see that shelf behind me? That's my goon shelf. 157 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,720 Goon Shelf. You see that? 158 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,080 You see that? Closet behind me. 159 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,120 That's the goon closet. See that door right there? 160 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:08,600 The other door. That's just. 161 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,800 That's just the hallway. I knew you're doing that. 162 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,480 I knew you're doing that. I don't know, like I'm going to 163 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,560 let him say it. You can you. 164 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,760 Can also see another shelf right here. 165 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my entertainment stand. 166 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:24,480 Nice. It has my goon hat on it. 167 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,360 Is that your Goon Entertainment stand? 168 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,160 No, no. Disgusting. 169 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,760 It's just my entertainment stand. 170 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,440 You fought. You mean Neanderthal? 171 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,200 You think I'm just a gooner? That's all I do. 172 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:41,560 God I hate it here. Come in. 173 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:44,680 Well, it's 841. I guess we'll start, I guess. 174 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:50,320 I guess I drive straight for the next 130 miles so I'm not 175 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,560 chilling. Damn. 176 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,360 You got this, buddy. You can do it. 177 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:00,600 You can do it. I hate when I that number, that 178 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,160 number changes. You just you do the last merge 179 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:06,280 and then it's the number on like a navigation when it changes, 180 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:09,120 it's like, yeah, I merge here in 0.1 miles. 181 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,960 All right, Now just drive for 200 miles. 182 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:16,160 Just go straight after, yeah? I hate, I hate driving, driving 183 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:33,000 1100 miles. Forgot I did that. 184 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,200 What I hate about some of the GPS though is that they'll give 185 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:40,200 you like those like icons at the top like what's coming up, you 186 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,000 know your like all your turns and stuff like that and you're 187 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,080 on the Interstate and it tells you that you're about to like 188 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:50,360 careen off and all that. But it's literally just use it. 189 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:55,160 It's so you're preparing to get off on an exit, but then it like 190 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,680 just shows you going in a straight line. 191 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,080 It's like what? Oh yeah. 192 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,680 And then it's just. Like one of those, like a median 193 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,240 or something? Yeah. 194 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:05,560 It doesn't know where you actually are, it's just 195 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,400 guessing. Well, they should know. 196 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,520 They sell our information well. The GPSS are actually really 197 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:14,000 good anymore because they got all the time from like what the 198 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,000 military used to use for like official tracking. 199 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,040 In fact, GPS was developed for the military. 200 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,680 So you're telling me that they have a better GPS? 201 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:27,880 Than us they used to. Now I believe it's all pretty 202 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,880 much the same. It used to be that the consumer 203 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:37,120 version of GPS legally could not be like accurate within like I 204 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,000 think it was like 500 feet or something like that. 205 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,080 Maybe that would be bigger than that. 206 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,960 Like it was, it was wildly inaccurate. 207 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,640 Legally, the consumer version could not be inaccurate, but the 208 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:50,160 military always has. Like the most accurate is now. 209 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:52,520 I didn't know that I'm going. To grab. 210 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:58,760 My gooner hat shit. Man, Oh my goodness, can we stop 211 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,960 with the community with the shit man squared? 212 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:08,280 I'm going to lose it. I've not even been here for an 213 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,720 hour. Yeah. 214 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:11,920 What a baby. Oh my goodness. 215 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,200 I'll stop. Oh, he's going to play it for 216 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,960 every time that someone joins the call. 217 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,080 Yeah, there's that. That's. 218 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:26,720 Problem I see. I didn't miss much. 219 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,320 It's only evolved, it hasn't actually changed. 220 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,680 Yeah, so we're. We're ever growing and changing 221 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:35,040 in the right direction. I don't know, but we are. 222 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:40,240 So it's funny. Like apparently like during like 223 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,440 pirates in the summer, our UT TS like had a renaissance where we 224 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,000 were starting to stray from. Like. 225 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,520 The family friendly thing and it like there was no one stopping 226 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:54,440 it and then. I think it was. 227 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:58,640 Like I, I legit think it was like the end of like Baldur's 228 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:02,800 Gate when someone was finally like OK or no, it was when you 229 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,600 guys were talking about sounding for in the one that I was gone. 230 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:13,240 Yeah, but guys, we got to stop. So munting didn't break the 231 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,400 camel's back. It was. 232 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:18,000 Counting. It's not even that bad. 233 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,160 That's a medical procedure, technically. 234 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,680 You're a medical procedure. It can be. 235 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:26,240 It can also be used in for perversion, yes, but. 236 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,040 Honestly it took me a second and I know you were talking about 237 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,000 sounding, but I thought you were talking about munting being a 238 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,520 medical procedure. For a second, no. 239 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,400 No. That's fine. 240 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:42,360 That's admissible by law. Also, I saw that Victoria joined 241 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,840 our discord. Yes, we're talking last night, 242 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,720 Danny and I and she said that she wants to and maybe show up 243 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,480 for a future season. Is Victoria? 244 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:57,360 Is that the new girlfriend? Yes, Jenny's girl. 245 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,720 I I didn't. Know I had heard watching. 246 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,400 Oh yeah, yeah, she's cool. She's a she's a fan of the 247 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,600 podcast, so. Yeah, she's pretty sick. 248 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:10,440 She's like a fan of flag characters. 249 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,760 I think it's a yellow flag. Just watch out. 250 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:16,080 Watch out for. That. 251 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:22,760 Orange it worse, orange flag. Maybe you shouldn't. 252 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,480 No, it's good. It's good. 253 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,840 She's got ideas for us. She can she can fix us. 254 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,920 I. Think she can fix Danny? 255 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:38,600 That poor girl. She's got a big undertaking, 256 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,640 yeah. Yeah, not paying. 257 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:41,920 Her. Yeah, what a baby. 258 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:44,920 See, I told, I told you he would. 259 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,920 Every time that someone joins, he's going to play it. 260 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,640 Everyone gets one. Yeah, I know. 261 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,480 Yeah, what up, baby? It just makes my heart warm that 262 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,160 somebody calls me baby. Oh yeah? 263 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,960 What up, baby? What up, baby? 264 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,800 Oh man. Oh yeah, Joey, I was going to 265 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,400 tell you this. I was going to pull Wicket into 266 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,960 the DM's room and we'll have a can you do that? 267 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:18,880 Danny and Mr. Master record like the lines that I wanted them to 268 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,720 read. Forget about. 269 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,600 That Oh yeah, like you mean after? 270 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:24,760 Oh yeah? What up Bobby? 271 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,360 I didn't think you would have started the recording so soon 272 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,360 so. Oh yeah, we'll do a UTT for the 273 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:35,320 for the ZDS, OK. Or we'll just start the ZDS now. 274 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,240 Hey, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. 275 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:42,000 Everybody's ZDS. Welcome, welcome. 276 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,480 And. Someone had just hit the rumble 277 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:49,440 strips. They feel loud. 278 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,440 I'm tired. You know the bad thing is if he 279 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:58,800 if he started like flipping. If you see the outside of the 280 00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,800 window. No, you would. 281 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:03,600 You would, you'd have no. OK, maybe there'd be that. 282 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,280 Maybe it would be some. But like, but like if you kept 283 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,440 your hands, if you kept your hands still other than your 284 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:14,160 hair, like like the hair, that's weird. 285 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:18,280 Why is your hair kind of flowing the circle you're going? 286 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:22,920 Oh, I don't know. We must have scared Sam. 287 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,520 Her hair is just standing on end. 288 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,200 It's. Electrified. 289 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:34,080 Where's the plasma ball It's? Off screen, take your hand off 290 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,920 the electricity. It's not. 291 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,440 Good for you. It's definitely no fun to flip a 292 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,440 vehicle though. Unless maybe if you're evil 293 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,520 Knievel and you're something like that and you're doing it on 294 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,440 purpose. Have you done it, Mr. Master? 295 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,280 I have it's. Not fun. 296 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,000 It's all the way over. It just kind of fell on its 297 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,080 side. That's right. 298 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,840 It was just on its side. OK, That's right. 299 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,680 Yeah, that's bad. I really did like how you did 300 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,480 the voting fell that was different. 301 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:07,079 It feels much more official this year and we have real numbers to 302 00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:08,359 show for it. Yeah. 303 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:13,319 And I was telling you, I was telling everybody that Lennys 304 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:15,480 vote. If there's any ties between 305 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,000 anybody and Lenny, the winner goes to Lenny. 306 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:22,200 Honestly, that was really fun and going through that with 307 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,079 Lenny and he enjoyed it. Yeah, we were we. 308 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:29,720 Were kind of at A at a slow part of the day and I there you go. 309 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,320 I had remembered and mentioned it to him and he was like, heck 310 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,440 yeah, I'll do that, you know, So that's why I just went through 311 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,280 and just replied to each one. I figured that was the easiest 312 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,560 way to do it. I was. 313 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:39,960 It was perfect. Yeah. 314 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:43,280 And so then he was enjoying it because there were several of 315 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,960 them. He was like, and that is like, 316 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,320 there's a lot of those that's tough. 317 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,160 Like who's your favorite character in this? 318 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,400 Series season. And it's like. 319 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,000 They were all good. I had to change my vote a few 320 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,400 times, yeah. I did too. 321 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,000 I went back and relisted some hard. 322 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,160 Time and I was I was really trying not to vote for myself. 323 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,720 I think I did maybe once. I've only voted for myself once. 324 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,480 Yeah, I think, I think I did at least once. 325 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,720 Yeah, I. Was really trying to be 326 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:09,200 impartial but yeah. I will say Lenny voted for for 327 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,560 you a lot, Mr. Master, so I feel like this is great. 328 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:16,080 Yeah. Well, I mean he would like. 329 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,640 It's as bad as the US elections. I mean, he would like, say he 330 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,200 was like, yeah, I really like Joy's character. 331 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,320 And I was like, yeah, my Jack Wayne. 332 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,520 There we go. Yeah. 333 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,440 Yeah. No, I didn't do that, Yeah. 0. 334 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,880 Vote zero votes for key and I'm I'm really. 335 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,360 My heart's. Smoking for that. 336 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,080 Well, I mean, like, yeah, I was surprised I made, you know, 337 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,640 votes for anything. Because I made myself die 338 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,160 laughing. I think I jump scared myself 339 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,200 listening to sea dogs at work this week. 340 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,760 I almost like I think I I was in a room where I knew I could spit 341 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,720 take and I did a spit take. It was funny. 342 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,800 It was funny. It was funny for me. 343 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:58,160 I was I just drank something and I said something in the OK and I 344 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,320 totally forgot about it. And I wish I could remember what 345 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,840 it was, but I was like. You know what I enjoy about 346 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,320 going back and and listening? To I'll give you the crown if 347 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,880 you make me your queen. I remember you said that. 348 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,280 Yeah. Yeah. 349 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,520 Oh man. I, I love when I go back and 350 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,000 like, like the, the story's progressing and there's dialogue 351 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:20,040 and then and then I respond with something, you know, while I'm 352 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:22,920 listening and then my character does the same thing. 353 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,240 I was like. I did that all the time. 354 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,200 Yeah. It's almost like we're the same 355 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,520 person. Yeah. 356 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:36,120 I'm glad I haven't changed. Still me, baby. 357 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,240 Yeah, I well see I but I've based it so like like day Mike, 358 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,920 for instance, that was somebody mostly somebody in real life 359 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,320 that that both Lenny and I worked with. 360 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,840 So that was personally funny for him because I did a lot of the 361 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,760 same stuff because like there's still. 362 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:58,280 So I mean, that was, that was, that was like 11 years ago when 363 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:02,320 I left there, I'm sorry, 12 years ago when I left there, so 364 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:04,520 and it was like. A good three years or so. 365 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,440 Most of the stories were three or four people before that. 366 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:10,720 So 15 years or more later, we're still all telling stories about 367 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,800 that guy. Hey, Mike. 368 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,800 Yeah, I wish I could I so I found him on Facebook. 369 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:20,240 He actually still is alive. Well, at least when he did his 370 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,920 profile on Facebook he was. So I. 371 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,960 I don't like how you said that like you expected him to be 372 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,520 dead. Oh, he would eat stuff off the 373 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,320 window sill. I. 374 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,360 Mean how long? A guy like that, sand it, yeah. 375 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,880 I mean. Well, at this point, if he at 376 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,120 this point he just developed an iron stomach in a tall. 377 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,280 So the only time he ever so there was twice he got he got 378 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:46,560 really sick. 1 was he had chocolate sauce of all things 379 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:50,520 that he had opened up and left in the cabinet because you would 380 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,040 think, you know, chocolate sauce would be fairly safe to just 381 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,120 leave in the cabinet and continue to eat on. 382 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:59,080 Because we had, if we were good boys and girls at the last place 383 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,600 I worked, we had an ice cream machine. 384 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,160 And if there were like no accidents or whatever that we 385 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,240 would have ice cream to eat out of a soft serve machine. 386 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,840 And so you would keep. Chocolate syrup in in the 387 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,640 cabinet and it's been there for a few weeks, a month, something 388 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,440 like that. And I guess apparently one night 389 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,960 he doused his day or whatever he had doused his ice cream with 390 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,640 it. And I got incredibly sick and I 391 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,960 think missed work the next day, I think maybe went to the 392 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,320 hospital. He got incredibly sick. 393 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,800 Nobody knows if it was from that or from something else that he 394 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:31,560 ate. But then the other time was and 395 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:33,200 somebody else could tell the story better than me. 396 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,840 But it was like where they work the weekend and they would often 397 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,280 bring in like a potluck. Everybody would bring something 398 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,560 in. Well, he had brought, he had 399 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,560 brought in a few cheeseburgers for himself and somebody brought 400 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,640 in a bunch of chili or whatever. Baloney on rye. 401 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,120 Yeah, Yeah. Well, he actually had, right? 402 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,240 That's what, you know, whatever. That's not bad. 403 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,040 So he was gonna eat one of these cheeseburger, his last 404 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,880 cheeseburger, right? And he warmed it up, and then he 405 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,560 walked away from it and he had grabbed the last bowl of chili 406 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,800 out of the crock pot and somebody had. 407 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,920 Somebody had. Habanero. 408 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,480 Yeah, somebody had. Habanero. 409 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:07,280 Powder and they took and and peppered his his chili so so 410 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,000 much. I don't know how the guy didn't 411 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,160 notice it, but they peppered his chili with this habanero powder 412 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:17,680 and threw it on his burger too. Like an insane amount and then 413 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,760 he took the. So he takes the chili, takes the 414 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,480 chili and puts it on the burger and he just he just gobbled it 415 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,480 up. The guy could eat like for three 416 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:28,840 people and then, you know, they were like, how was that Mike? 417 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,120 And he drank like two or three whole cans of Pepsi. 418 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,560 He's like, oh, I don't remember this being so hot it. 419 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,600 Was like, yeah. Without an arrow powder and so 420 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,840 like, I don't know, like like an hour or so later he ended up 421 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,520 going to down to another part of the plant and just destroyed one 422 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,960 of the bathrooms with vomit and. Like literally destroyed a bath. 423 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,120 He's just. Yeah, he's. 424 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,920 Just everywhere. And then left it. 425 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,440 Didn't clean it up, nothing. Just left it. 426 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,640 It sounds like day, Mike, if I know, yeah. 427 00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,520 Like I do. What was that, Jeddar? 428 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:00,120 Yeah, What'd you do? I'm dancing. 429 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,640 Yeah, I was gonna say that's what it looks like. 430 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,120 Gooning over there, yeah. My goon dance, My goon ritual 431 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,280 dance. Freaking my. 432 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,560 Goon ritual so when Lenny got me a Christmas gift. 433 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,360 And shout out to Lenny. Hi, Lenny. 434 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,840 It has. He gave me. 435 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,440 So he gave me a couple of whiskey glasses with Moreland on 436 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:18,960 them, which was neat and of itself. 437 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,640 But then I don't know if you can see it very well, but these 438 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:25,760 little rocks that you freeze, you freeze them and then they're 439 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,720 supposed to, you know, cool your drink down. 440 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,640 Instead of ice cubes. Instead of ice cubes, Yeah. 441 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,160 So it. Doesn't water it down, yeah. 442 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:36,160 Yeah, I used five of them. I'm not sure if it if it changes 443 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,040 the taste at all, it doesn't really seem like it did, but 444 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,600 it's fairly cool with five of. It's lacing with arsenic. 445 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,800 You're already dead. No, no, I've been, no, I've been 446 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,400 micro dosing on arsenic for years. 447 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,360 I'm I'm almost completely immune now. 448 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,280 That's how you do. It so that that's actually 449 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,280 placebo that I switched out for you. 450 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,560 It's just sugar water. Diabolical. 451 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,720 Well, that explains a few things, but I did. 452 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,360 Reorder because my my organs are shutting down right now. 453 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,240 No, no. See, I knew you did that. 454 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,000 So I ordered some of my own. And you didn't know about it. 455 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 I ordered it. From so many twists and turns. 456 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,640 Yeah, that you had. Yeah, Steve. 457 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:13,640 I actually own the company that you ordered it from on Amazon. 458 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,520 He's in here. I've just got my drug hosting. 459 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,200 I mean Jeff Bezos. Ten months. 460 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,320 What's? That I am just. 461 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,200 Here I've just called me estrogen for the last 10 months. 462 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,600 That's just salt. I switched it out. 463 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:37,000 Guys, my so much bigger. Why are we switching out all 464 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:42,040 these things? I thought this just Pepto 465 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,600 Bismol. We should start taking a high 466 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:51,760 blood pressure, but medication. I just took the progesterone so 467 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,680 it does sometimes make me high so I'm sorry if I get like 468 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:58,040 really. I did what? 469 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,680 Yeah. Man. 470 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:12,840 Far help. Man. 15, almost on the dot, 471 00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:14,960 hours left to drive in. We'll be fine. 472 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,720 We'll record until you get there. 473 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,720 What 15? I've only. 474 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:26,000 Got 15 hours left of driving, so we'll be we'll be good you. 475 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,920 Just left three hours ago. Yeah. 476 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,280 Wow. Why did all? 477 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,960 The windows just. Close. 478 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,640 That means you're going to be there at like noon tomorrow. 479 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:44,040 Yeah, that's the plan because I check in the seconds of 1, so I 480 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,200 have to, I have to ride there on that. 481 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,160 The real question is why is there a school bus in front of? 482 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,800 Me, that is a good question. Question, are there any train 483 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,800 tracks? Watch out for stupid train 484 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,840 tracks. Oh, this is a. 485 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,360 Train track. I was just going. 486 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,960 To say Joey's going to start foaming at the mouth, hold on. 487 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,760 Wait, guys, there's some, there's some Japanese guy inside 488 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:20,520 there. Oh man, that's Yep, that's the. 489 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,560 Thing kids are dead. Oh. 490 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,480 My God. The only one that can save them? 491 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:28,840 Sam, you must jump. In the bus is flipping guys, 492 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,720 what do I. Do some something wrong. 493 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,040 This is something wrong. Click Get on the bus. 494 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:43,200 Sam, you're the only one. Yeah, well, he did. 495 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:49,800 It for three whole episodes in dead rain, so I had to place 496 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:56,120 trigger warnings. Yeah, you're kids and your 497 00:26:56,120 --> 00:27:01,080 sensibilities. Yeah, we killed a baby. 498 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,080 A lot of stuff happened. Yeah, we killed a baby. 499 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:09,000 That was crazy. Always got molested, it was 500 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,160 pretty funny. That's true, you almost did get 501 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,680 molested by the by the lady. I, I like to think that I did, I 502 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,160 I just did get molested. I mean, you know, somebody could 503 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,080 have like been jumping up and down on the bed next to you and 504 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,520 that would have been fine. Soaking. 505 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,480 Yeah, soaking. Funnily enough, it wouldn't be 506 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,560 the first time we've done that. Wouldn't be the first time I'd 507 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,440 done it on the podcast, yeah. Well, yeah, there you go. 508 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:36,360 On both the great characters. I was listening to Baldness gate 509 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:40,840 on the on my like 5 hour drive today so that was pretty fun. 510 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,680 Oh, you had a long drive today too? 511 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,240 Well, it was 2 1/2 hours there, 2 1/2 hours back. 512 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,160 Oh. I miss, I miss Baldur's Gate. 513 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,040 I I'm sorry we didn't finish it. I'm sorry, it was just. 514 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,520 Maybe we'll move back to I was just that. 515 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,320 That was not what I heard. I heard girl or kind of burnt 516 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,840 out of it so. I was OK to continue. 517 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:04,640 I was just not wanting to wait any longer for in between 518 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,240 episodes and I don't know. I would have liked to continue 519 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,360 it. Yeah, absolutely. 520 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,080 I would have, so hopefully we can go back to it someday. 521 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,680 One of these years. Yeah, I really, I liked Melvin 522 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:15,960 Celery. Melvin. 523 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,960 Yeah, baby. Hey, what up, baby? 524 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,880 Hey, what up baby? You get. 525 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,960 One too. So real quick guys. 526 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,840 Victoria is joining us. We know. 527 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,240 If you're OK with it, all right, yes. 528 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,880 What if you're kidding? No. 529 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,480 Finally. The rest of the sausage past. 530 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:43,440 I'm for it. Yeah, we should. 531 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,880 We should rename our our podcast to Sausage. 532 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,920 To the to the main podcast, she's. 533 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,680 She's extremely nervous so. Oh, that's all right. 534 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,240 She didn't have to say anything she didn't want to. 535 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,520 That's that kind of thing. No, we got a hazer. 536 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,320 We actually we got a hazer. We got. 537 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,920 No. No, gender probably shouldn't. 538 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,120 Probably shouldn't. You guys maybe see how many 539 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,480 episodes it takes before we scare this woman off. 540 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,560 From what Joey says, she wants to fix us, so yeah, yeah. 541 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:17,080 She can fix us, I believe. It she did, she did remind us or 542 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,280 remind me that we are not indeed family friendly as we think we 543 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,360 are. Oh, we're. 544 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,920 Not yeah. I figured. 545 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,720 I put it, I put explicit warnings next to, yeah, most of 546 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,840 those episodes. But you know. 547 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,760 Oh yeah. Such is life. 548 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,720 And now that I'm taking over editing, I will place trigger 549 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,000 warnings when needed. So I've just. 550 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,560 Just put it in the intro, just embedded in the intro. 551 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,760 No TV-14 and. See, that's what I was saying. 552 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,600 Family tolerant. That's what I always like, yeah. 553 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,360 Most of the time. It's like one of those things 554 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,080 you shouldn't let your 10 year old watch, but I got parents 555 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,080 don't really care because it's really not that bad. 556 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,360 Yeah, yeah. Woo. 557 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,560 Well, there she is. You get one too. 558 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,000 Yeah, what up, baby? I'm doing. 559 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:06,320 Yeah, what up? Baby, see, everybody gets me. 560 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,000 Now what? Everybody gets one. 561 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,480 It's a thing. It just means it's official. 562 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,200 Thank you for joining us. Yeah. 563 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,480 Yeah. Quick question. 564 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,360 Quick, yes. Are. 565 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,480 You partaking in the game show at the end? 566 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,960 What is that? She didn't listen to the game 567 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,040 show. No, no, I don't think she's 568 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:31,520 gotten there. So I have like a little trivia 569 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,680 based game show. Your game show was the hardest 570 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,560 thing ever. I on this I made it. 571 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,560 Easier. I made it easier since you guys 572 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,400 had to. Complain and moan. 573 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,440 I didn't get close to winning. Spoon feed you guys some answers 574 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,920 I'll give you. You have a memory better than 575 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,600 every one of us I think put together. 576 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,920 We must. Only listen to what Sea dogs 577 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,800 said. Rain 3:00 and then a couple 578 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,480 under the tables right? Or a handful. 579 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,120 One of the. Yeah. 580 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,320 That's about it, yeah. OK, I I don't touch the under 581 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,800 the tables because at that point it would get too complex. 582 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:07,240 All for trivia, yeah. Yeah, that's fair. 583 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,320 I can't remember what I said like six months ago. 584 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,920 What was the episode where Danny said his pedosi was queefing? 585 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,560 Oh, that was that. Was the. 586 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,040 It was the. No SO. 587 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,640 It's 1. Word No. 588 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,880 No, it was during the live super special with Cody. 589 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,080 Yeah. Oh, but it was OK, yeah. 590 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,280 You're Denny had Denny had a pass for anything? 591 00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,960 I was in grieving. OK, that was the day of my. 592 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,680 Wife Now did I? Did I have to make a soundboard 593 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,120 of it? No, but I did. 594 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:40,160 OK, but shall I get a pass since you know, my roommate died? 595 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,080 No, but that was a, That was a few weeks ago though, wasn't it? 596 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,400 That was that's a limited time offer. 597 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,560 I didn't. I didn't realize the coupon 598 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,280 expired. Dang it, Dang it. 599 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:55,880 Cash it in, baby, cash it in. I guess I gotta this one I do. 600 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,800 An inspiration day. I. 601 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,200 Hate it here. I know buddy. 602 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,320 Where's Alec I. Don't know. 603 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,240 Oh yeah. Where's? 604 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,200 Alec. Does he know we're recording 605 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,080 you? Know what? 606 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,440 Just for fun, I'm gonna I'm gonna put Victoria on the game 607 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,360 show points thing. Oh boy. 608 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,600 Oh boy, indeed. She's going to get all of them 609 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,120 right. I would be. 610 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:21,800 Impressed. She's disappointed in you guys. 611 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:24,720 Too, I was disappointed in me last. 612 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,320 Time, 5% of them. I don't know, Dan. 613 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,440 May not want to be my boyfriend after that, I don't know. 614 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:37,800 Honestly, I wouldn't either. I still do dare. 615 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:45,480 I still do. Yeah. 616 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:51,480 Kill me. Yeah, I won't play that 617 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,480 soundboard, Danny. You can play it, it's all right. 618 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,320 All right. I'll play it. 619 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,520 Which one you got 2 on here. Which one do? 620 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,560 I agree. To just. 621 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:08,760 Talking about peanuts. No. 622 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:14,680 No. Well, there goes my future out 623 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,680 the window. I mean the future. 624 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,680 Well, I mean, she doesn't know this one of me. 625 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,920 Oh man. All things taken out of context, 626 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,000 yeah. Oh yeah, sure they are. 627 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,200 Yeah. It's a beautiful thing. 628 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,960 The more out of context it gets, the the better. 629 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,640 I got a message Alec. Just like just like the titles 630 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:39,200 of our utts yes, because I I see the title and I thought I 631 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,520 thought always, every time I always think, wait, where did 632 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,520 that? Who said that? 633 00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,000 Why did we say that? Yeah, I don't remember that. 634 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,320 And then I listen to it. Oh, there it is. 635 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,560 OK. Yes, and I've started putting 636 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,880 stars stars next to the ones that are particularly good. 637 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,920 Which that is subjective, but. It is. 638 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,880 At best. Some of them would just pop off, 639 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:02,280 some of them would just pop off and you can tell, and that may 640 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,480 not be subjective. Yeah, like how I started yelling 641 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,200 at yelling at you about Ted Nugent. 642 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,080 Yeah, yeah. That's Alex. 643 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,320 That's Alex in a nutshell. Yeah, Yeah. 644 00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:29,040 Oh, man, that's good. Take this one off. 645 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,280 Oh no. Before anyone before anyone uses 646 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:42,600 it. Wait, what was Burrito again? 647 00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:49,199 OK. Let's talk about a burrito. 648 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,520 Those burritos looked awful good now. 649 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:55,400 All right, so yeah, you know Christmas. 650 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,560 Listen, she's here in the basement with us. 651 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:02,480 She might as well just know. Yeah, yeah, this this was your 652 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,600 hazing, Victoria, it's over now, so you can take a sigh of 653 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,760 relief. I was hoping to get a little bit 654 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,480 of time under my belt, but, you know, no. 655 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,320 No A. Little bit of water under your 656 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,360 belt, Yeah. Time. 657 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,640 Listen, the time was. The time was. 658 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,760 When you. Get up until this point. 659 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,560 That's all the time you had. Yeah, I. 660 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,560 Used it up some reason. I thought you said gum. 661 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,400 I was wondering why you wanted gum under your. 662 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,560 Yeah, you wouldn't want that make. 663 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,240 It stay in place. Might be a good idea. 664 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:31,440 You kids do so I mean. Isn't that, isn't that what the 665 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,720 belt is for? Yeah. 666 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,560 For gum, yeah. Holding the gum. 667 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,160 No, that's. Stay in place. 668 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,200 You blow a bubble. Well yeah, I thought gum was to 669 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,480 put underneath your desk or next to your jitterbug. 670 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,320 No, you save it for. You save it there for later. 671 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,040 Right. Under your belt. 672 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,760 See what I do is actually when I leave gum underneath the desk, I 673 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,160 use it as like a knee pad in case like I jerk and then I have 674 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,920 to and like protect my knee. That makes sense. 675 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,360 It's. Actually a little pair of paints 676 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,480 I'm. Definitely going to clip that 677 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,120 and signboard that I'm. Definitely going. 678 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:03,680 To. Clip dirty anchor gum. 679 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,520 Why don't you just follow? Me, yeah, that's a, that's a 680 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,080 pro. Move because it doesn't digest 681 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,240 for seven. Years. 682 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:13,000 Seven years at least. That's what Mama was. 683 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,600 Saying. The dungeon Mom. 684 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,200 Said a lot of the boys. Said spinners or quarters. 685 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,800 Mom never said that, Sam. Said water quarters. 686 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,320 I don't remember that. My mother has never said that. 687 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,640 Tell us the elevator story again. 688 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,680 No. No, Mr. Master, can you tell us 689 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:40,800 Danny was conceived again? On an elevator. 690 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,920 That's the end of the story. At the high school, we know, OK? 691 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,920 It was wearing the red Plaid skirt. 692 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,000 That's. Why? 693 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,520 It wasn't my fault, I'm telling you. 694 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,040 I got the high school education early. 695 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,000 There's a lot of education going on, yeah. 696 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,360 That's why my senior year was the breeze. 697 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,040 I'm like this. All this stuff sounds familiar. 698 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:09,080 Away from getting quiet. And you got a cold shiver when 699 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,600 you rode that same elevator later. 700 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:14,840 I feel like something happened here. 701 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,400 Still smells like teen spirit in this. 702 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,360 Man, you know what? No. 703 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,320 What was that stuff? It wasn't Teen Spirit. 704 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,880 What was that? Shame Malibu Musk. 705 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:31,280 Shame Malibu Musk that that was the stuff. 706 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,800 Malibu a real sweet smelling. Is it as perfume? 707 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:36,920 Yeah. Yep, Yep. 708 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,080 See my my favorite. Is natural mouth. 709 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,880 By by Victoria's Secret. So what is it? 710 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,880 Yeah, see love spell. See she she has a secret. 711 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,160 That's awesome. You know what? 712 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,920 And you keep your Secret Victoria. 713 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,560 That's. That's yours. 714 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,560 It took me until now to figure out what you guys meant by that. 715 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,400 It was just a play on words. He didn't know what we were 716 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,840 talking about. No, that makes it even better. 717 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,800 How does everybody know about her secret? 718 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,840 Yeah, like you guys are sitting like, oh, you guys, you can make 719 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,280 sure to keep your secret. And I don't, I don't know the 720 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,520 context. I'll just, I'll, I'll just leave 721 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,680 it be. I. 722 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,160 Never put two and two. Together. 723 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,120 Love that. I mean, it's not like she 724 00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,640 murdered somebody. Yeah, obviously I was going to 725 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:22,480 start. Thinking that. 726 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:28,160 It's the real secret, yeah. Great, all this talk about 727 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,680 grocery stores and shopping and now I want to go spend 1/4 of my 728 00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:36,520 yearly income in a ball. Of your yearly income. 729 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,200 It's part of being American. That's right. 730 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,320 Or at least I know I'm free. That's the same Sam's Club 731 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,840 reference. Hey, what up baby? 732 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:52,800 Yeah, what up baby? What the? 733 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,520 Devil Alex, we miss you. Alex. 734 00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,000 I like, I like you. Can I see your face, Alex? 735 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,520 Yeah, let me. See that? 736 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,680 Now in the in. The burrito. 737 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,400 In the. Burrito, no doubt. 738 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,040 I want the burrito of the. Week no you. 739 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,160 Have burrito, Dang it. The food The burrito food truck 740 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,880 is closed for winter and fall. They come back in spring. 741 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,680 That's that's it. That's. 742 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,000 It. You made Danny leave and come 743 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:20,800 back. How dare you? 744 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:25,920 I made the. Choice. 745 00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,400 They were like. Should we stay open? 746 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,320 And I was like, I could have your burritos all winter long. 747 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,960 No, go ahead and close. That'd be fun. 748 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,800 You should have told them that your podcast and all of its 749 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,800 listeners were counting. Should have, yeah. 750 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,320 Yeah, because what you should do is you should take your money, 751 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,360 invest it into and make it a store. 752 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,600 Yeah. What? 753 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,520 You should do is you should open a competiting burrito truck. 754 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,920 Yes. And you stay open in the fall, 755 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,920 in the winter, and close in the spring. 756 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:57,200 There you go that. Makes sense? 757 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,120 The competitive one. So yeah. 758 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,560 We're not even really competing. Since they're we're open. 759 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,840 Exactly. So you got the. 760 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,800 Same on a different. Top and the same market. 761 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,920 Yeah, and then your big slogan is are you cold? 762 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,120 Come get a hot burrito. Come taste my hot burrito. 763 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,880 Yeah. Clear what's around. 764 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,600 My hot burrito, everybody in my hot burrito, everywhere else in 765 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,880 the country, they're. Cold. 766 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,360 Not where you're at, where nothing cold. 767 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,640 Where you're at, it's all hot. Baby, but you can't get my 768 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,680 burrito in your mouth. Yeah. 769 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:32,320 What a baby. Come get a look at my. 770 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:38,440 Taco We draw the line. We draw the line. 771 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,560 Right there, you guys. Like to talk about sounding, but 772 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:48,000 I can't talk about an innuendo. It's a medical procedure. 773 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:55,320 It's a medical procedure. Come on, man, the homeless man 774 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,960 down the road said. It was I'm going you guys 775 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,200 devolve into like the most heinous song. 776 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,680 Anus stuff. I'm not even the one that keeps 777 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,200 you guys in check. Why are you kink shaming me? 778 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,840 Yeah. Why are you kink shaming here? 779 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:15,000 Yeah. I hate it here. 780 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:19,800 I still like it here, Cheddar, because you said Cheddar. 781 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,800 You said something last week, you said something last week and 782 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,120 you knew it was going to get it was going to get taken out of 783 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,800 context and sound boarded. Now I put it on the sound board. 784 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,640 But you don't want to be. Fair. 785 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,320 That's easy to do. OK. 786 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,640 Whoa. You said that last week. 787 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,760 You knew it. You knew I was going to clip it. 788 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,120 Cheddar. So how would you say that the 789 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,040 listeners can't hear those? I I don't know the context. 790 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,120 That's a good thing. You're right, we're not. 791 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,000 Very family friendly. You're very smart. 792 00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:53,400 We we're not. The listeners can't hear those. 793 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,600 There's it doesn't matter. She can't listen to this in a 794 00:41:55,600 --> 00:42:00,960 car with her kids. Well they in the in post. 795 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,200 They won't hear it though. It just depends on how proactive 796 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:04,680 UTT. You. 797 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,480 Literally have a UTT up of me saying the F mom. 798 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,240 Yeah, I mark it explicit. I mark it explicit. 799 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,280 Yeah, that makes sense. You know what? 800 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,240 You know what would be easier is to mark the ones that are safe 801 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:18,920 for work. I should do that. 802 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,360 This one's good, guys. Listen. 803 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,680 To this one. None of them will be marked. 804 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:24,840 They're safe for. My there's a few. 805 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,120 Everybody talks like. That yeah, they're safe for my 806 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,360 work too. Yeah, there's a few. 807 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,360 There's bombs all over the place. 808 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,360 In fact, they might be considered family friendly at 809 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,680 work. Bird. 810 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:39,000 Wine is is safer. Work I've I've been at my boss's 811 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,920 house multiple times. Bird wine. 812 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,320 Even the kids talk like that. But that is Bird wine's an early 813 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,320 episode, though. It is, it is. 814 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,760 It's safe for work but not safe for life because we discussed. 815 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,080 Because you guys haven't been corrupted with my presence yet. 816 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:54,480 I was going to say that, but I didn't want to hurt your 817 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,760 feelings. Yeah. 818 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,520 That was a. That was a weird 1 though. 819 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,040 We've been over it. It's fine. 820 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:03,240 Fermenting birds and the wine. That was just the three of us. 821 00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:04,920 Three of the best ones. Around. 822 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,280 The best? Ones the three give us, Yeah. 823 00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,400 Which shoot? Up. 824 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,400 Was that the worst one? Yeah. 825 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,720 Corn shoot up is the. Worst as you guys were poo poo 826 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,560 and me for saying that one was the worst one. 827 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,960 Which one? The the corn spit, yeah, 828 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,440 fermented corn spit. I still. 829 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,280 Think. I. 830 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,840 Think the worst one? One of our. 831 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,280 Funniest earlier episodes was either wrench boy. 832 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,920 Or hilarious. That was good. 833 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,120 Rednecking. There he is. 834 00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,080 Hi, Alec. Alec. 835 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,200 Wrench boy was hilarious. Victoria. 836 00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,560 I think all the listeners should go back. 837 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,560 That's Alex, rich boy. He's he's our writer. 838 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:37,480 I'm writer. He is. 839 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,560 I'm almost done with an hilarious. 840 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,480 Joe's like I'm a writer too, guys. 841 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,600 I'm I did. I finished Joey's. 842 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,560 Wearing a finished hearing one. Now it's cool. 843 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:48,000 I'm gonna just. Wait, what? 844 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,480 Is it clear? My name's Cheddar. 845 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:52,040 I'm the editor. I'm not going. 846 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,440 To take off, I'm just. A fat kid. 847 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,840 I like to think of Joey as more of the skill monkey in the. 848 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,760 Clearing Alex I. Finish it. 849 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,800 Yeah, Joey is the Jack of all trades. 850 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,040 Which one? The Joe of hearing. 851 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,240 In the. Clearing the one you're reading 852 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,640 actively right now. Yeah, I'm almost there. 853 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,560 So I had to. So I I started over and I I put 854 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,040 it into a Word docs just so I could bookmark it. 855 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,800 Easier. But so, but I had to kind of 856 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,000 halfway start over because I couldn't, you know, figure out 857 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,720 where I left off on the actual pages. 858 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:24,080 But I'm past that point now, so I'm almost done with it. 859 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,920 Really close to being done with. It before we get too far, 860 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,520 Victoria, we need your opinion on this. 861 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,280 Which is worse? All right, there's a wine that 862 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:35,480 someone made from dead birds. They put in water and they let 863 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,560 that ferment. OK, that's. 864 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,120 Pretty wine drinker, yes? Uh huh. 865 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,840 So, so that one's pretty bad. That's that's the bird wine. 866 00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:44,880 And then over here we have a bunch of African villagers that 867 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:48,800 spit into a communal bowl with corn and then they let that 868 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,640 ferment. So which one is worse? 869 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:51,880 The corn. Speed. 870 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,120 Or the bird one I. Want to be where? 871 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,600 Could I get the flu from that? I mean, that's out there right 872 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,360 now. Oh no, Heavens no. 873 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:03,120 Because it's fermented so it kills all the bad bacteria. 874 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:03,840 Oh. It's clean. 875 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,280 No, it's fine. Different bacteria it's. 876 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,600 Filtered, it's totally totally fine. 877 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,760 Not a mechanic, fine. It's totally safe. 878 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,240 It's. Fine. 879 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:15,920 I mean even. COVID couldn't survive in 880 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,920 alcohol, that's why nobody in Iowa got it. 881 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,760 Let's ask this. Let's ask. 882 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,480 For you. You're down to your you're down 883 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,880 to your last two bottles of wine. 884 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,960 Which one do you reach for corn or the chewed up corn one or the 885 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:36,040 dead bird? That's fair looks. 886 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,160 Like. I'm not drinking wine today. 887 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,840 Right I'm. Pretty sure you could probably 888 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,520 throw both of those as more top cocktails and get a better 889 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:45,960 result. Yeah, yeah, probably. 890 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,960 You know what? These are not for drinking, 891 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,680 these are in case of home invasion. 892 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,280 I really want to scare them off. With this tension. 893 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,880 Whatever. This is Spider. 894 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,320 Or somebody, somebody comes to your house you don't like and 895 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,080 you're like here. There you go. 896 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,240 Which is which is why I have malort. 897 00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,280 This is wine. With this is wine. 898 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:06,840 With pulp. There you go. 899 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:10,960 Why do we love to have the Main Menu podcast together and have 900 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,920 all of us try? Yes, we need to make a main menu 901 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,080 podcast wine. It's got everything. 902 00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,400 On it and. That's what it is. 903 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:26,000 I mean, I'll spit in. It bare feet. 904 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:30,000 No, that's the most diabolical thing ever. 905 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,280 Let's do it. Oh my soul. 906 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,640 That's like a bottle of I'm pretty sure that. 907 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,800 You. Me spitting in it and stepping 908 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,840 in it. What did you say, Sam? 909 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,040 It's almost as bad as Amaranth making up your underground 910 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,200 please, which I believe is still for. 911 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,800 Sale. Yeah, that did happen. 912 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,080 It's meant to do that. Yeah, absolute. 913 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:50,080 Pretty. That's the thing. 914 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,040 Yoni. Yeah. 915 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,040 Yoni beer. Oh my. 916 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,920 Sonny, you're hearing this conversation. 917 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,680 So I can't so. We're ready to do it. 918 00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:01,760 I can't dog too much on the on the the corn, the corn spit 919 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,560 wine. Oh, I can. 920 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,680 I've drank kopi luwak and liked it the. 921 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:10,360 Heck is a Kopi. Luwak Kopi Luwak is coffee that 922 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:13,320 has been digested that the Yeah, we've. 923 00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,920 Talked about this. One Oh yeah, the cats poop it 924 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,280 out. That's a civet. 925 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,400 It's it's like a. It's a same amazing Yeah, same 926 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,520 story, different version. Pretty much, but it eats the 927 00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,600 whole coffee beans and then poops out what's left and then 928 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,200 you. All right, I'll just I'll. 929 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:31,200 Just take a regular coffee. Sanitize. 930 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,760 It's actually it's tasty. I want to start your way from 931 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:35,720 this. It's. 932 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,280 Going queasy cup. Stop it. 933 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:43,040 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You making cheddar upset? 934 00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:47,280 Why can't you just drink normal like child slave labor picked 935 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,480 coffee beans? Well, I like that kind. 936 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,120 I mean, I like that yeah, too, but. 937 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,600 Buy coffee from. My farm, but I just don't like 938 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,920 coffee. I just like Danny. 939 00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,640 Fairly well considerate. What's that? 940 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,200 I just like my coffee, Danny. That's why. 941 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,600 It's like tech squad. That's what I'm drinking right 942 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:04,440 now. Tech Black. 943 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,960 Gravel. This is, this is also Black 944 00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,880 Rifle, Yeah. And a black rifle mug. 945 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:12,800 And it's. Murdered out Mine is mine isn't 946 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,800 a veteran's mug that a veteran friend gave me. 947 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,920 Mine's got a gun on the front. Yeah. 948 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:20,080 Pew. Perfect. 949 00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,680 I just drink more tea. I just recant poison. 950 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,080 I I don't know. Coffee and poison. 951 00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,520 I also have a. Fight to it. 952 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,800 Diet Root beer. You had a coffee. 953 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:34,640 Culver's, yeah. I thought you like tea. 954 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,880 Root beer no. Root beer. 955 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,880 You got a ghost? Ghost. 956 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,160 Those are good. Yeah, I like the ghosts. 957 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,800 I like the Swedish Fish one. I like, I like that. 958 00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,200 Super. I do like the Swedish Fish. 959 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,800 One it good it good. That's Super Korean team, which 960 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,440 is neither Super North Korea team. 961 00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,200 Yes, it is. Look what he did for me. 962 00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:58,440 Whoa, he. Used to be a weakling. 963 00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:07,320 It's not jiggling at all. Hands up, don't you? 964 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,960 Sorry, sorry, I brought out my guns. 965 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,640 Yeah, watch where you point those things. 966 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,680 Yeah, I recently found out I can do that. 967 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:20,560 That cool thing where they make their text dance or whatever. 968 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,080 I could do that. I cannot. 969 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,200 It's funny to watch me try though. 970 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,640 I can't too. I can just do this. 971 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,480 I can just I can do jumping jacks and get whiplash. 972 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,360 And that's, and that's, that's from the back fat, right? 973 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:44,360 That. Kind of makes me. 974 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,840 I started doing jumping jacks. I'm going to lose an eye. 975 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:51,040 Oh my God, I have a very defined back. 976 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,600 I'll take off my shirt right now and I'll flex my back. 977 00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,600 Yes, do it do. It on the back of it like 978 00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:58,080 pocket. Oh. 979 00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,040 No. No, I don't. 980 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,880 I have too much body here. I have. 981 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,240 I'm very. Tired about it? 982 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:08,880 You get it for me. Yeah, that's fine, Dad. 983 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,400 I told you I'm gonna help you shave. 984 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,280 He said no. He said no. 985 00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:13,560 You said no. I got it. 986 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,520 I was just going to use a really long razor. 987 00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:16,760 No, I'll. Just. 988 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,240 Use this. Body in there. 989 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,200 I got this right here. Sink down into it like the 990 00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:23,800 predator. Let's go. 991 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:27,560 Let's do it. I'll join the fight. 992 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,600 You start the left, I'll start the right. 993 00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:32,320 He's got the stuff that'll make you smell good. 994 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,680 Who's got the lubricant? Oh, we'll just we'll. 995 00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,600 Just I eat it. We'll just use corn spit. 996 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,720 OK. Are we ready? 997 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,760 I'm gonna lift in that. I'm ready. 998 00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,400 Yeah, Alex isn't here. Wait. 999 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,320 Oh, he is, but he isn't. I see his lamp. 1000 00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:51,320 I like Lamp. He's. 1001 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:52,800 Getting Hopefully he's getting a burrito. 1002 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:56,080 I like Lamp, I might use his absence to to go potty real 1003 00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,240 quick. So, so Joey. 1004 00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:58,440 Peepee. Oh, go ahead, Peepee. 1005 00:50:58,520 --> 00:50:58,920 What? I won't. 1006 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,640 I won't sleep. No, no. 1007 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,480 I was gonna save me. Well, I was gonna tell you 1008 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,640 something that might give you. I wasn't sure if you would give 1009 00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,080 you like a hang up food hang up or what you call it now. 1010 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:10,600 I took, I made a you've ever heard of the Mississippi, 1011 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:14,080 Mississippi style pot roast where it's like you put a pot 1012 00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:18,440 roast in the crock pot and it's butter and aju powder and ranch 1013 00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:22,560 powder and gravy and. Sounds, sounds fine, yeah. 1014 00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:23,840 It's it's delicious. It's. 1015 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,760 What did you add to it? What did you add to? 1016 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,240 It. So I made that and then I use. 1017 00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,960 I used the leftovers in a fettuccine Alfredo. 1018 00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:31,880 That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. 1019 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:32,640 That's fine. It was. 1020 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,360 It was delicious. I thought you're going to say 1021 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,320 that you added a bowl of cereal or something to it. 1022 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,160 That's what you do. That's the kind of thing you do 1023 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:45,000 Wheaties to hamburgers. Oh no, Cinnamon. 1024 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,000 Roll gram, chili, idea Oreos and chili. 1025 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:51,680 Oreos and chili, I don't know. That's not my idea. 1026 00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:53,000 I don't make them. Very good. 1027 00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:54,840 Like the like the cinnamon rolls and chili? 1028 00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,600 No, but what's wrong with the Wheaties hamburger? 1029 00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,000 I don't get it. Oh yeah, it's actually possibly 1030 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,000 be wrong with that. I think you would like, yeah. 1031 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,080 I put sriracha sauce on my ice cream. 1032 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,280 They're delicious. Yeah. 1033 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:09,080 I put turpentine on my. No, no, you can't eat 1034 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,280 turpentine. What the heck is wrong with you? 1035 00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:12,880 Turpentine. I mean you can. 1036 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:17,480 It's not. Well, you can do it once I put. 1037 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:26,560 Yeah, and then lick them. I use BAM on. 1038 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:29,120 My baking sheet. That's. 1039 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:34,680 Ma'am, I like spam Sam, you're. Dang it. 1040 00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,720 Really, Sam? Say it again. 1041 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,240 You were cutting. Yeah, real bad. 1042 00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,120 Really bad. Say it again. 1043 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:44,200 Oh so I made a steak and then for a steak sauce that motor 1044 00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,480 oils get out of the car after they change the oil. 1045 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,000 Got all those metal savings? In it. 1046 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:53,440 I only have a steak once every 5000 miles. 1047 00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,600 Oh, man, if you have metal savings in your oil, we need to 1048 00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,800 do a mechanic. All right, do it. 1049 00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:01,520 Do. It do that. 1050 00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,160 Marathon. I. 1051 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,640 Mean that you saying that dad makes me think of a why this 1052 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:10,200 gives you no sketch here cuz you get him to a mechanic real 1053 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,200 quick. There's this sketch called kid 1054 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:17,000 mechanic and that one this kid like this dad is playing or this 1055 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,880 kid's playing a playground and this dad's talking to another 1056 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:22,200 dad and the kid like falls and like gets hurt or something like 1057 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,840 that like just like gets knocked out. 1058 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,880 And so then he he's like, what am I supposed to do with him? 1059 00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,400 The other day I was like, I don't know, taken to a mechanic, 1060 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,600 I guess. I don't know. 1061 00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:34,400 Is there a kid mechanic? He's like, yeah, I don't know. 1062 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,640 He takes me to a mechanic. He goes, I don't know. 1063 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,200 He just, he just broke. He he stopped moving. 1064 00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:41,600 So the guy's like, all right, I'll open him up. 1065 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,600 I'll figure it out. Oh my soul. 1066 00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,440 He's like opening him up. He's like inside. 1067 00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,400 He's like pulling out stuff. He goes, yeah, this isn't a car. 1068 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:50,480 I don't know what to do with all this stuff, man. 1069 00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:51,440 He goes, oh. No. 1070 00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,800 Well, took you this. I don't know, man. 1071 00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:56,640 He. Goes he goes home to his wife, 1072 00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,760 he goes. Well, I think I broke the kid. 1073 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:01,280 Oh no. Why is that? 1074 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,920 I think I broke the kid. Like I took him to a mechanic 1075 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:07,320 but they couldn't fix it. Oh my soul blood. 1076 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:12,360 And everything. Oh my soul go golly that makes 1077 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,600 me think so. Think of of of Abby this last 1078 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,640 week. She took the baby to a mechanic. 1079 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:19,960 No. Talking about me. 1080 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:23,320 She went to a mechanic. Laid out on her, Laying out on 1081 00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,720 her from the C-section. A mechanic did that. 1082 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,440 Like you guys talking about actually he'll pee for five 1083 00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,720 seconds. He's talking about taking babies 1084 00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,520 to the mechanic. I didn't hear you wash your 1085 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,080 hands, so I don't. Hold on, I'm just watching Alex 1086 00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:44,000 eat something. That's the. 1087 00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:45,720 Old. One he's like. 1088 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,640 Oblivious to it. That's even better. 1089 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:56,360 Say goodbye to that banana boy. Oh no, Cheddar's gone now, too. 1090 00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,960 Oh. No. 1091 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,920 You know what? They get it all here. 1092 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,840 I'll do that. I'll take that. 1093 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:04,480 I have enough. In my brain. 1094 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,080 I'll use that for later I'll. Use that for. 1095 00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,040 Later I screenshot it, I'll send it to you. 1096 00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:10,360 Thank you I. Appreciate it. 1097 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:12,840 You're welcome, buddy. I'm gonna make one of those, 1098 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,160 like, TikTok reels where it's just like, fanboying, Yeah. 1099 00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:22,640 Yeah, dramatic zooms and. That would be funny, I love it. 1100 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:26,440 Should if we had a TikTok we definitely had to get one for 1101 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,720 each of us. I try to get him I TikTok won't 1102 00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:32,360 let me on. I tried to get on stupid TikTok 1103 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:33,280 I think it heard me. Talk. 1104 00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,520 Well now it's too late now. It's too late now. 1105 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:37,480 TikTok is done. Is it? 1106 00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:39,160 It's not. Yeah, it's done. 1107 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,120 President Trump said, And I quote. 1108 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:47,200 Actually, TikTok is great. The kids love it. 1109 00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:48,560 He helped me win the election. But. 1110 00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,000 You were trying to ban it last time. 1111 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:56,320 He loves old. Trumpy boy yeah now, now cuz it 1112 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,560 it benefited him cuz he like so he likes it now. 1113 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,120 Yeah, yeah. It's like anything. 1114 00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:04,120 I mean, I mean, yeah, I didn't like not get it, bro. 1115 00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,920 I didn't like tequila and then it helped my clothes fall off. 1116 00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,400 No, I like it. No, I like it. 1117 00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:13,040 I like it too then. Whoa, whoa. 1118 00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:15,280 Not too I. Don't have any? 1119 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:19,360 I'll get you some. No, no, I got my Lagovool and 1120 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,040 that's good enough. Next. 1121 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:24,160 Trip I'm bringing tequila, lagovool and. 1122 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,920 That's going to be a dangerous trip. 1123 00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:30,160 We're going to need way, way more mosquito bite cream 1124 00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,200 ointment. No, I think if you drink enough 1125 00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:33,240 they don't even mess with you.