1 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Dear listeners, send your prayers as we head into battle 2 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:13,640 with the devil. Main Menu podcast presents as an 3 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:17,280 inferno. Will the produce survive TuneIn 4 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:34,560 and find out? All right, welcome. 5 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,560 Welcome back to the main mini podcast featuring S'mores and 6 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:40,200 Deep. We're back at it again with some 7 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:45,480 cousins and incest. Oh no, we're having a blast. 8 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:51,520 We we just annihilated some things and then got our cabooses 9 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:55,040 drilled. I do the drilling. 10 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,520 By our first cousin on our daddy's side. 11 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,040 So take us back to Alabama, Derek. 12 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:12,320 Recording log #6816-A DASH alpha recording is again by me, Darren 13 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:15,600 Barker, Hope Foundation head neuroscience researcher, yadda 14 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,920 yadda yadda. I impressed for time for this 15 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,080 one. Today's date is April 26th, 16 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,600 2029. For the past few days, subjects 17 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:28,040 12143 and 916 have undergone significant changes since their 18 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:31,320 assimilation with the algorithm. I have been monitoring them 19 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:34,360 closely ever since I sent Emily into the program as she isn't 20 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:37,120 here to assist me. Yesterday's subjects 121 and 21 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:41,560 916's vitals dropped dangerously to fatal levels. 916 in 22 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:45,120 particular was strange. His vitals dropped got better 23 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,920 after a minute. That dropped again almost 24 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,880 instantly. I don't know what happened but 25 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:52,040 is stable for now, but I fear that he can't take another dip 26 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,120 like that. To me, it seems that Derek is 27 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,640 playing some kind of game with them. 28 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,440 With limited information that I can gather, I cannot discern if 29 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:04,160 Derek is testing them or if he's trying to guide them. 30 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:08,880 Subject 43 is the only one thus far to pass her trial. 31 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,840 After Subject 43 passed her trial, I noticed a shift in her 32 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,720 neural pathways. Her brain's empathy core lit up. 33 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,000 I'll be a tiny change but still lit. 34 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,080 This is what the algorithm is designed to do. 35 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:25,680 To collect lost, insane, or traumatized souls and allow them 36 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:29,000 to live a life with all of their functions intact. 37 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:34,520 To live a normal life. I am just unsure who deserves 38 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:39,440 the credit, whether it's me, the test subjects, research team, or 39 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:43,480 or even Derek. Maybe not all of me got warped 40 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:53,840 inside of Derek. So you guys just went through 41 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,440 Oasis, We got it, got close there. 42 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,400 I'm not going to lie, it got close. 43 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:02,280 Yeah, I I almost died, probably. I pretty much did die. 44 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,520 You did die. Yeah, Mike is down to one life. 45 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,760 Once and then you died again as a joke but then stuff. 46 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,000 So now you really only have one life. 47 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,080 Yeah, I didn't. I didn't. 48 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:17,960 I didn't laugh. So the Dang it didn't say it was 49 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,240 funny. Oh yeah. 50 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,280 It's not funny. Well, to be fair. 51 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:25,960 This kind of funny. It was only one turn because you 52 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,920 went down after taking residual damage. 53 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:33,440 And then while you were still down, you were still You had 54 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,840 another turn of residual damage. Yeah, but that didn't, that 55 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:41,240 didn't kill you. And then you got picked back up, 56 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:45,240 but you still had one turn of residual damage and it was never 57 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,160 taken off of you via healing or anything like that. 58 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,760 So you went down again and then you got picked back up. 59 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,520 Yeah, that's basically what happened. 60 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,360 You guys. You guys got into the console 61 00:03:55,360 --> 00:04:01,560 room for Oasis and then the little tidbit beforehand they 62 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:05,320 Mike had to choose between his grandpa and his infected 63 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,920 brother. Yeah, now there's Hot brother 64 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,440 here. Yeah, now you guys got Eddie and 65 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,880 a hot brother with you. Hello hot brother. 66 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:18,399 Your name, Mike. No, his name is Knight. 67 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,440 Yeah, my name is I. Don't know what's so hard about 68 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,320 this to understand. Knight. 69 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,560 He's Knight, my class name. He's not gay either. 70 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:26,960 Just. In case I don't know. 71 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,040 OK, your name is Gay Mike. No Knight. 72 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:33,960 That's funny. That's what I used to call him 73 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:38,360 when I was growing up. I'm not. 74 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,320 Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. That is so funny. 75 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,880 I will get in your pants tonight. 76 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:52,600 And so you guys are now on your way to arc the last four in your 77 00:04:52,600 --> 00:05:02,200 guys journey before before you guys get to Ivory as in per 78 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:08,000 fashion per episode, I roll for upgrades for you guys throughout 79 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,080 the night. While you guys are dreaming day 80 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:18,560 Mike, you get like a weird flash to your house and in the kitchen 81 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:25,240 floor and you hold a knife over your mom's body, but it quickly 82 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,520 dissipates. It's vet Lana you. 83 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:32,080 I get hot flash. Yeah, you get hot flash from 84 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,640 night my. Old Jill. 85 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:40,920 I'm avule think. You dream of the time that you 86 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:48,360 went to that cafe to kill the leader of that gang that 87 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:52,360 destroyed your missionary, but as you look more around you see 88 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,440 a lot of more people are dead rather than him. 89 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,000 Oh. Father, love as you. 90 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:02,080 Collateral damage. You see a lot of familiar yet 91 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:08,320 unfamiliar faces like fly past your your view and then ending 92 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:11,920 on a certain man that you recognize in the mirror. 93 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:19,960 So through the night as thanks night, Mike goes around and he 94 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:24,120 patches you guys up. So you guys get 29 healing? 95 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,160 Who does? Everyone. 96 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,600 Nice. All night, Mike Heal. 97 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,800 Yeah, night Mike went around and healed everyone because he is a 98 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,360 surgeon class. I'm Naked when he heals me. 99 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,280 He's paid special attention to your body. 100 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,640 I scream. I can't get. 101 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:44,680 Scream thanks brother. I'm not gay, man. 102 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:53,000 My my prison wallet. He stays night with me. 103 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:59,000 You guys also as thank you, he goes around and he scrounges 104 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:04,880 around the entire Fort for you guys and he found enough 105 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:11,560 supplies for everyone to get one attachment, one basic card and 106 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,560 one main deck card. Finally, an attachment. 107 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:19,640 Oh yeah. Something else I can use? 108 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:23,120 It says that but I still can't use it. 109 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:27,560 Yeah, you just get 3 basic cards, so you can choose which 110 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:30,080 basic cards you want, Caleb. Basic card. 111 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,720 Your basic. Oogie. 112 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,760 I get an extended mag for my MP5. 113 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:39,720 OK, I take tactical stock. OK. 114 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:43,000 It vibrate very tactical, very. Tactical. 115 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,160 I won't need that there last night though. 116 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:49,720 Well rested night. Mike and I have good night 117 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,280 together. So stay Mike. 118 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:57,160 If you want an attachment for your iron claws, I would 119 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,440 recommend material because the handguard is all for pushing. 120 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:02,040 Yeah. Sheet. 121 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,720 OK. Yeah, I'll do that then. 122 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:08,080 OK. So I will, I'll do that in your 123 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:11,480 sheet right now. Can you push all ridden or is it 124 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:14,680 just the normal ridden? There are some that you can't, 125 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:19,440 and that being the ones that take up more than a tile of 126 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:20,200 space. Yeah. 127 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:24,200 So anything more than that, like the tall boys or the Reekers, 128 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,360 you cannot. OK. 129 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,920 And if possible, I'd, I'd love to like just do a roll real 130 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,400 quick to look around to see if I can find some chicken or 131 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:35,600 something to eat to maybe get my, get my health back up a 132 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:39,200 little. I'm they, yeah, not like, not 133 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,799 like 8 cheeseburgers. Slather and mayonnaise. 134 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:48,720 Slop that slop to a mayonnaise. Are you like? 135 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,120 Can we search? Yeah, if you guys want, sure. 136 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,760 OK, sweet. Thank. 137 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,160 Thank you, by the way. Thank you. 138 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,480 I really love him. I love you you. 139 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,640 Rolled in 11. I love him. 140 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,880 I rolled a 16. Yeah. 141 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:05,440 And you said you were just looking for chicken, right? 142 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,080 Chicken or something to eat, you know, to help, maybe get my help 143 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,640 up, help up a little bit. Health help. 144 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,000 There we go, not my help. You find. 145 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,400 Didn't you get healed last night? 146 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:21,120 Not enough. Well, day Mike, you find a, you 147 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:25,000 find 1/2 can of spam. Oh I love spam. 148 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,640 It's. Kind of it's kind of moldy. 149 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:31,480 It has like a. It has like a weird fuzzy green 150 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,520 spot on it. No, that's fine. 151 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,000 Pick it off. And just pull that out. 152 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:44,360 OK, go ahead and heal that seasoning 1D10 one D 10 + 10. 153 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:45,760 OK. Thank you. 154 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:51,280 I appreciate it. So twin is 2 that helps acid 155 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,440 damage. Right. 156 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,480 OK. Did you say he we healed 29 or 157 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:03,200 39 from my wonderful brother? 29. 29 OK, I thought it was. 158 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,960 I just Yeah, pretty awesome. There we go. 159 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:09,080 Halfway there. I thanked him last night. 160 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,880 It probably would have gone up more if slut Lana would have 161 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:15,800 gave us more time, right? Bro, you were kicking him away. 162 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,120 You do not want to see him. I did. 163 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:24,320 Roll roll A1D4 for me. I roll tree. 164 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:32,880 Tree do you find a great quality Uzi and it has it has an ACOG 165 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:36,400 sight on. It not Uzi all that this primary 166 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,680 weapon. Hey, hold on slut Lana. 167 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,920 Yes. Yeah, I got a a Team One card 168 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:46,520 that allows players to transfer attachments to any new weapons 169 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,880 found. You want that's. 170 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,920 Applicable if applicable. Yep. 171 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,520 Here take I don't want. Well, we can. 172 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,840 You can take that off the Uzi and put it on the the ACOG. 173 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,120 Take it off and put it on your gun. 174 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:01,200 Oh, it applies to other players too. 175 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,240 It's a team card. Oh, sweet. 176 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:04,440 Thank you. Welcome. 177 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:10,120 I'm a gun. Wait can I put a cog on my iron 178 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,640 cause? No. 179 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,560 Dang. It I'm looking down the. 180 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:28,280 Side of your hand I guess. I was firing sniper iron sight 181 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:31,680 the whole time. Father love. 182 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:39,400 Yeah, A 123456 roll A1D6 for me. That's pretty good. 183 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:43,200 OK. I get times 3 correct damage now 184 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,560 don't let me forget. Oh, that's actually perfect. 185 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:51,120 You find a great quality fire axe and it has a rubber grip on 186 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:51,920 it. Oh. 187 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,680 Robber. I take. 188 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,720 Get a better purchase. Yeah. 189 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:01,880 So you now have a great fire axe and it had on the handle, it has 190 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,800 a rubber grip. So it has +2 to accuracy now. 191 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,680 So let me. Hey can I take the head of his 192 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:14,360 ACT great axe and of his fire axe and put it on my shotgun? 193 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:18,640 Duct tape it to your arm. Yeah, like on the rail. 194 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,680 I'm just kidding. I'm just, I'm just joshing you 195 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,240 and. They are not. 196 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:26,640 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 197 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,080 Is there anything else that you guys want to do? 198 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,560 No, OK. I mean, ponder my existence, but 199 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,600 that never ends up anywhere good. 200 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,680 Take one. Take one before psychic damage. 201 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,400 I said I wanted to. I didn't say I was. 202 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:47,320 Well, time for thinking. Yeah, we go. 203 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,160 I slap him in the face. Wow. 204 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:54,280 Hey, fine. Why you're so mean to me. 205 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,320 Save your life. You guys, you guys pass through 206 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:04,040 like the foresty area and it starts going into like a trail 207 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:10,160 that leads back into the city and you have to like go through 208 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:13,200 like another downtown area. Smells like fish. 209 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,680 You guys smell regret and it looks like there's like some 210 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:20,440 vomit pool on the on the ground. Yucky. 211 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:23,880 So Atlanta takes Dave Mike aside while they're walking. 212 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,680 I Hey, hey. Hey, Mike. 213 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,520 Yeah. Yes, I just want to you to be 214 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:35,600 aware of the situation at hand. Your brother is infected, he is 215 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:39,880 going to turn. Your uncle or your grandpa said 216 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:44,320 he was infected 2 days ago so he should be turning very soon. 217 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,040 Yeah. Are you, are you going to kill 218 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,960 him when he turn or do you want one of us to do it? 219 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,680 No, it should be me. I mean, you got claws, so I 220 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:57,280 don't know if I don't know if you want to disembowel your 221 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,240 brother with claw. I mean, it's up to you. 222 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,040 No, I, I, I I'll take care of it. 223 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,920 You you can do it though there won't be any hesitation. 224 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,760 No. OK. 225 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,200 No, I I don't like to, but I got to think of the group. 226 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:14,120 I know the group doesn't think much about me, but or of me. 227 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:15,880 I do. We do. 228 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,320 No, we do. Well, you make you do well back 229 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,200 there. It's OK. 230 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,360 I do. I do. 231 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,120 But it's it's can't say it's funny. 232 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:27,520 Yeah, I get it. Yeah, No, I just. 233 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:30,920 Want you to be prepared for the inevitabilities. 234 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,520 Yeah, I will be. OK. 235 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,440 I don't want to be, but I will. Lap them on the bottom and walk. 236 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,280 And then I and then I pulled Day Mike aside. 237 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,760 Hey, Day, Mike, Come here. Yeah, I'm not gay. 238 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,440 No, no, no, no, no. Wait, everybody, we're not gay. 239 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,120 Just because I went to prison doesn't mean I'm gay. 240 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:53,240 Hey. So real quick, Mike, yeah, just, 241 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,680 I just want you to know, I'm pretty sure she's got 242 00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,240 gonosyphalitis. So be real, it's 243 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,560 gonnaherposyphalates. OK, OK. 244 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,160 Well, just be careful around her, OK? 245 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:04,920 Is it? Yeah. 246 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,960 Contagious. No, I smelled it on her. 247 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:11,560 So when you when you go to when you go to, you know, off your 248 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:15,720 brother, just I got a prison wallet for you. 249 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:20,200 What? What's that supposed to mean? 250 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,600 What do you mean by that? You got a wallet from prison? 251 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:26,440 What did you like make it in like a like a an arts and crafts 252 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,160 class? It's like made out of duct tape 253 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,640 or something. Father in love kind of goes into 254 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:34,800 1000 yard stare as Danny's on the phone, but you guys start 255 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,760 hearing thank you I. Can't see him anymore. 256 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:42,600 So I'm kind of laughing or some kind of noises from inside the 257 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,800 alley. No, who's laughing? 258 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,280 I will investigate. OK, Eddie. 259 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:53,040 Eddie, carrying his own head, follows behind you. 260 00:15:53,480 --> 00:16:00,560 I forgot Night Mike has a kind of a kindling to you now, so 261 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:06,200 following here as well. My goodness, one time they think 262 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,360 they got me forever. I'm not the type. 263 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:16,720 Caleb, you were the first one to enter UC from the Actually roll 264 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:17,520 A20 for me. You can. 265 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,040 Make sure sweet Pickles are real low. 266 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:25,840 Thanks, I appreciate it. I like I like sweet Pickles. 267 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,360 I don't. Oh, that's funny. 268 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,600 OK. Whoa. 269 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,560 So. Before you bound the corner, you 270 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,800 find something glistening on the ground. 271 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:43,760 You find a CD on the ground and it is of the band called 272 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:50,000 Breaking Benjamin. You you find a CD of Breaking 273 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:54,960 Benjamin called Dark Before Dawn and it's song list is completely 274 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,800 scratched out except for one failure. 275 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,560 Failure. Failure. 276 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:06,560 Anybody know what this year contraction silver thing is? 277 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:11,280 Says breaking beans, you know? That's a CD. 278 00:17:12,079 --> 00:17:16,200 What was the CD? Divorce, Dad Rock. 279 00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:21,960 I have, you know, I'm not divorced for it. 280 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,880 Dad night. They're one of my favorite bands 281 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,359 so. I like to. 282 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:29,360 OK, the. Irene GN. 283 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,200 Oh, we found a Breaking Benjamin CD. 284 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,320 Yeah. Oh shit. 285 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,240 It has only one thong on it and it's. 286 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,640 Failure. What is it? 287 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,800 Failure. Yeah. 288 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,120 Oh, it's. OK, Yeah. 289 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,520 It's OK, not one of their hits. It's not one of their hits, but 290 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,040 it's a deep track. Deep track. 291 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:52,280 Deep track, yeah. Only the true fans know about 292 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:56,440 it. You see a rather large tall boy, 293 00:17:56,760 --> 00:18:04,480 it has what has electrical like devices strapped to its neck and 294 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:09,040 then you see kind of a semi plump special needs. 295 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:13,480 Is that Jeff with Gavin? He's just and he's just 296 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,040 chilling. Kevin, what are you doing here 297 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,960 is. That. 298 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:26,560 Is that you Svet Svet I? Guess Svetlana Mia Lotov, we see 299 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,600 you in sanctuary before. Yeah, llama. 300 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,040 Yeah, Llama. No, no, you got it wrong. 301 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,520 I don't think so. You do. 302 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,480 OK. What are you guys doing here? 303 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,760 I don't know. We're passing through. 304 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:46,160 I mean basically stuff. Going to stuff and things, we're 305 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,280 going to Forks. Yeah, I came here just to look 306 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:53,320 through this dumpster. Oh well, I already looked 307 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,920 through that dumpster and I found this and out of his pocket 308 00:18:55,920 --> 00:19:02,040 he pulled out a a pipe bomb and he's like look at it. 309 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,280 It blinks lights too, and he activates it in his hand. 310 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,680 Oh no. Oh no. 311 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:14,680 Buddy throw that to me. Are you going to play catch? 312 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,120 Yeah, Yep, Yep. Throw it to me real fast. 313 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,200 Again, I'm going to have him roll for this. 314 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,520 Yeah, he gets it to you. Kind of a. 315 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,760 Sloppy. Viral. 316 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,440 But. He gets it to you. 317 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,040 Yeah, throw it back down the alley. 318 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,000 I I put it in the dumpster and shut the door. 319 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,720 Yeah, I've already. Jumped, miss it and then take it 320 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,800 away. You you avoid jumped the what? 321 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:42,680 I avoid jumped and then it sifted the pad bone and then 322 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,240 take it away so so that we don't get blown up. 323 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:51,560 I rolled hard in 816 you. Did I guess so? 324 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:57,400 You guys see a purplish light shine from Caleb Big Wheelers 325 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:01,360 and he reappears right in front of the pipe bomb and then 326 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:05,640 flashes again and is now just holding a pipe bomb about to 327 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,560 blow up. Throw that old man. 328 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,760 No, I had it. What did you do that? 329 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:20,520 A6 So you throw it and your arthritis in your shoulder kind 330 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,080 of acts up as you're like throwing. 331 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:29,760 All Arthur's here at the end. It gets you're a little bit slow 332 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:34,560 on the release so you threw it a couple towels away but it blows 333 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:40,040 up catching you and it's blast radius but you will take half 334 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,520 damage from it. Oh. 335 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:48,120 Buddy, I had that. So you take 9 damage. 9. 336 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:52,600 Minus your physical resistance. So you take, you take 4, you 337 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,080 just take, you only take 4 damage. 338 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,440 But he flies backward. Yeah, sure. 339 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,360 Let's say that you fly back 2 tiles. 340 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:07,240 Old man I would never actually get. 341 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,440 Thing hurts. So you you fly back, you land 342 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:15,680 straight on your back, and as soon as you you land, it 343 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,120 squeezes out a fart out of your old man cheeks. 344 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:28,440 Yeah. Sounds of wet, need to do a 345 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:33,600 diaper check after that. I don't lie at night, I just all 346 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,760 over the place. On a night might kind of wanders 347 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:40,840 up to you and he goes does this happen all the time? 348 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,280 Yes. Have you guys lived this long? 349 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,440 I don't know. We should be dead. 350 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,280 Fair enough. To be fair. 351 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,960 I mean, fair, I died twice. So yeah, that does more, 352 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,360 brother. Unless I do disintegrate one 353 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,800 more time, then I'm not. But I'm immortal. 354 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:07,560 As as you guys talk to Gavin and try to defuse any bonds that he 355 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:12,240 has on him, he kind of he protrudes like some kind of like 356 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,320 rubber toy. I'm interested. 357 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,520 The the rubber toy, Yeah, it looks like a dog toy. 358 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,480 It has like, it has like spirals on it. 359 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,640 No, it's black and it has like a hole in the middle. 360 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,680 And when he pulls it out, Jeff gets the tall boy gets excited 361 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:35,440 and he throws it towards this car. 362 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:42,400 And the tall boy just Rams into the car and sounds an alarm. 363 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:49,880 Gavin. That shouldn't be that shouldn't 364 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:54,240 be a problem because we we we killed a lot of the written 365 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,200 around here. So it sure it there there really 366 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,840 it shouldn't be that much around here. 367 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:05,160 And then as soon as he like gets done saying that, a bunch of 368 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:10,960 written from all sides appear and they seem pixated on you 369 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:18,680 guys. Father love, it is your turn. 370 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,440 You come back from your 1000 yard stare all. 371 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:27,280 Right, man, let me see what I see with my elvish eyes, all 372 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,440 right? You see that guy there? 373 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,920 Is that him? That is, that is Jeff. 374 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,320 That is Gavin's companion. Gavin. 375 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,120 Who's Gavin? Gavin Sprocket. 376 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,680 Yeah. Yeah, this guy here, Yeah, 377 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,040 that's me. That's Jeff. 378 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,240 Gavin, I like you. I like Jeff. 379 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,360 I'm going to come up and talk to my friend Gavin Sprocket, and 380 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:49,520 then kind of like toss a smoke grenade in this direction. 381 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,920 OK. They kind of cut him off, OK. 382 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,560 Oh, you wanted to talk to? Me, Jeff to move. 383 00:23:54,680 --> 00:24:02,080 Tell Jeff to move. Jeff, wait, wait. 384 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,520 He he's not affected by that. I'm on more heal. 385 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,880 Heal. And he comes running up to you 386 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,600 kind of like he has like, his tongue lawn out like a dog. 387 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,200 And he like, lowers his head to you. 388 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,040 That's a good boy now that's a good boy. 389 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,480 Now why don't you go protect Eddie? 390 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,960 And then he kind of drops at you. 391 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:24,520 OK, all right. Well, looking back at Gavin, who 392 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,960 gives him a nod. And then he starts running over 393 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,720 that way. All right, that's a good boy. 394 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,600 Now that's my boy. I was just going to aim at these 395 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,880 fellas and shoot. OK, roll. 396 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,040 Accuracy. Aim. 397 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,360 Blah blah. Blah, not 20. 398 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:40,560 OK, roll your damage. I don't think it matters. 399 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,200 I think you just. Blah blah blah. 400 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:46,360 Goodness, you were too off of a Max roll. 401 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:49,640 Dang boy. And that's all while I'm talking 402 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,680 to my boy. Yeah. 403 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,400 All right, so you completely eviscerate one of the Stingers. 404 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,560 He falls over almost sitting Caleb, but that's OK. 405 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,200 Near misses. All right? 406 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,800 They are only reportable if someone gets hurt. 407 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,480 Dash's turn, they're going to run up. 408 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:12,920 This first one is going to blink, strike at Svetlana, it's 409 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,840 going to teleport behind her. Svetlana does an 11 hit. 410 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,200 Because I'm pretty sure it doesn't. 411 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,840 It does, yeah. OK, so you take 34 physical 412 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:31,760 damage and then the second one is also is just going to run 413 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:35,240 past he's going to knock Eddie over because it doesn't look 414 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,760 like it's very interested in Eddie. 415 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:41,240 Look at night Mike and it kind of see confusion on his face, 416 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:47,560 but it's going to Shank him anyway and the 10 misses Gavin's 417 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:50,440 block its turn. He's going to run over here and 418 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:54,360 he's going to aim at the Sentinel up here, 17 that 419 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:58,680 definitely hits and triple he does just. 420 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,720 He does. Just enough to be. 421 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,560 Like holy. Crap like perfect change just 422 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:09,640 kills it. Gay Mike Day Mike, it's your. 423 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,160 It's your turn. Sorry. 424 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,360 Yeah, I'm I'm not gay. Debatable. 425 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,560 Boy, if I could just reach you right now. 426 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,560 Things I do to you. Wait that. 427 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,920 Sounded wrong, some pretty gay. All right. 428 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,360 So seems like they kind of got the roof covered. 429 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,920 That's what I was going to get. What is what is this guy over 430 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,320 here that's on Svetlana that blinked in on her. 431 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,760 That's the. Dasher. 432 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,360 Yeah, he hits me. I don't like him, Kellen. 433 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:39,960 Pretty well, pretty hard. Too. 434 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,840 Yeah, I'm thinking I need to take care of that. 435 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:48,080 Oh, OK, that's right. All right, so while he's looking 436 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,960 at her fine body, I I I mean, I guess it's fine. 437 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:52,960 I'm going to come out. What? 438 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,640 Do you mean I thought you said you were not gay? 439 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,440 I'm not gay, but I see you as a sister, OK? 440 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,320 Like, no you don't. Yeah. 441 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,120 You never. Got I have to. 442 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,400 You just nailed my brother. It would be weird if I nailed 443 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,840 you too, all right? Whoa, I didn't have sex with 444 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,360 her. That's what she said she did. 445 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,600 Sure you didn't. What? 446 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,000 What did you do to me last night? 447 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,840 They had sex with you. I didn't consent. 448 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,320 Why wouldn't you? She's hot, dude. 449 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,240 You're aroused. What's wrong with you? 450 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,560 I'm ovulating. Not my fault. 451 00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,280 Not my fault. I feel like this. 452 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,480 Be like a persistent problem. That would be funny. 453 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,000 OK, what are you doing? Yeah, All right, so I'm gonna, 454 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:37,080 I'm just gonna dig into this guy and twist my claws and do as 455 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,040 much damage as I can. OK? 456 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:43,920 Roll accuracy. A6 does not hit. 457 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,920 And you do. You do do 25 damage to him. 458 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:50,640 Yeah, it's really. So minus -4 stamina. 459 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:57,400 Not bad. And then you can make another 460 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,600 attack with your iron claws with your meth head card. 461 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,520 Yeah. Is that what it would you like 462 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:03,880 to do? OK, Yeah, that's OK. 463 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,920 And then roll A1D6 for healing. Thank you. 464 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,360 Yep, that. That for a sex. 465 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,960 Wow. OK, so you technically do have 466 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:19,160 one last action, but you do not have enough movement to get to 467 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:23,680 any of the enemies. Switch weapon roll accessory. 468 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:28,120 I'm pretty sure my brother's got control of that one over there 469 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,560 probably, so I'm going to come over here by Father Love. 470 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:38,880 Kiss him on the lips. Yeah, I think that would be gay. 471 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,400 No. OK, Caleb, Big Wheelers, it is 472 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,080 your turn. There's the scound roof up right 473 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,240 here. Nation, right? 474 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,080 That's a guy I can't. Get it? 475 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:52,920 But he is on a roof. Roast don't stop me. 476 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:59,440 OK, All right, Avoid jump. If I avoid jump, can I attack 477 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,840 after that? Yeah, you can do a basic attack. 478 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,280 OK, I'm avoid jump to right behind him. 479 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,720 OK. And then I'll basic attack him. 480 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,680 You do and you just smack his butt for 20 damage. 481 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:20,840 Smack the booty. You got to give him the slap in 482 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,720 the butt where football players give each other in the locker 483 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,720 room night. Mike's turn. 484 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:31,600 And I was so ready to finally have someone do a light machine 485 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,680 gun because that's what I that's what I gave him. 486 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:37,880 He's going to look around, turn around and look at the dasher 487 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:43,800 and he is going to ripple you. Oh, he misses. 488 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,040 Horribly. Though. 489 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,840 But he is going to activate spray. 490 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,720 Oh wait, no, he probably shouldn't since Eddie's in the 491 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,760 line of fire. Just like I did last night. 492 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,760 And. Yeah, that's yeah. 493 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,080 Not very family friendly, but it's kind of hot. 494 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,800 It's kind of hot. You don't know what I mean. 495 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,240 Is that why I woke up next to that puddle? 496 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,360 It's she's probably talking about spray cheese. 497 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,760 She probably found the can and was putting on crackers. 498 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,000 Yes, I thought it rained. It did not rain. 499 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,160 It was very dry last night. Apparently it wasn't. 500 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,800 Yeah, my brother-in-law was the more manly one. 501 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:33,440 Father loved you. You recall waking up this 502 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,600 morning and after Svetlana gets out of her bedding and goes and 503 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,440 stretches or do whatever, you wander over and you sniff her 504 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,040 bedding but you find out it's like weirdly wet. 505 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,280 Moist moisture than normal. They don't smell like. 506 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,320 Pee. That's because it's not, no 507 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,360 matter what anybody says. Yeah, it just. 508 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,920 Doesn't taste like pee either. I'm girl. 509 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,080 I'm girl, I tell you. I taste protein. 510 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:01,960 Not Gatorade. It was a new flavor. 511 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,840 Gatorade. Flavor. 512 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,600 Oh guy, he's got a great idea for flavors. 513 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,640 It's not Gatorade, I'm telling you, A. 514 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:17,160 White flavor. Giga Chad flavor. 515 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:25,240 Sigma flavor, literally. So night Mike basically emptied 516 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,600 out his entire LNG mag and did not hit the basher ones. 517 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,640 That's kind of sad, right? Yeah. 518 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,480 Tom and Reagan run up and they get caught in the gas grenade. 519 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:35,880 Spent one on Molotov. It is your turn. 520 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,360 And I tell Night Mike to duck and I can shoot Dasher. 521 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,440 What about Prager? Oh, you mean move? 522 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,320 OK. I get. 523 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:51,360 You are in the within the minimum range. 524 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,680 OK Nope, I move, aim and shoot the dasher. 525 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:59,600 OK, roll accuracy. 8 then. Dang boy. 526 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:05,800 Weak spot, Yes, that'd be 9. So the weak spot on the dashers 527 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:09,840 are its legs so you shoot like in between them. 528 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,800 But from what I heard from 50 cows, you can shoot next to 529 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,760 someone and they still get like exploded. 530 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:18,280 It rips skin. Yeah, it eviscerates. 531 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,520 It's. Gross. 532 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,080 Icky, it's. Really bad dashes it down. 533 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,960 I see online love. It is your turn, all that's left 534 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:31,480 is a poor Stinger and these helpless common ridden that are 535 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,120 just stuck in your gas grenade. Suck for can I see the can I see 536 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,040 the Stinger from my vantage? Is he like standing on the edge 537 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,640 of the building? Yeah, kind of. 538 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,280 You can see him. I'll take a reaction shot which 539 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:48,360 is aimed because of my. Your new stop role accuracy. 540 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,040 Not weak spot. Yeah, they do have a weak spot. 541 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,160 It's right on their chest. Which is in the head. 542 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,680 Are you popular, Stinger? Like a gusher and it gets all 543 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:09,160 over Caleb. What is new? 544 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,520 Father-in-law visits, your turn. All righty. 545 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:19,080 Well, thank you, Day Mike, for being so close and for sniffing 546 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,240 me. Hey, buddy. 547 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:26,240 Hey, so I'm gonna go ahead and and walk this way and just, 548 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:27,960 well, actually hold on. I was right here. 549 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,520 You're right next to me. Yeah, I've. 550 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,800 Got hold on how much movement I got? 551 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,200 I got movement 1/2. I started shooting down the 552 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,920 line. How many can I penetrate? 553 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:42,600 We'll see what your damage is. Roll your aim. 554 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:44,720 Don't say those words surround me. 555 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:50,400 I'm ovulating. At 16 that hey, that hits OK, so 556 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:55,920 Riddle the first three with bullets killing the front 2 and 557 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,040 then the last one only takes three damage. 558 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:05,800 So you have you haven't 19 that definitely hits bro damage. 559 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,000 Oh man, he's going to take them all out. 560 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:15,000 OK, 24 that is enough to. Kill him 2 weights. 561 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:22,040 Gavin Spocketstone, He's going to command Jeff to just run over 562 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,719 and he is unaffected by the gas because of his like electronics 563 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:32,280 on his neck, but he is going to arm slam this one, completely 564 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:36,639 crushing it, and then take one more step and then crush. 565 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:43,360 Oh no, I A7 or AA6 does not hit it game Mike it's easier turn. 566 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,960 Wait a minute, hold on, a voice in your head said Game Mike. 567 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,960 Yeah, I don't know why you keep saying that. 568 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,360 This is what I'm talking about. This is why I feel worthless, 569 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,080 because everybody wants to make fun of me all the time and I'm 570 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,280 not gay. I've already declared that like 571 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:03,240 multiple times, but whatever, I it's whatever. 572 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:07,440 So there really isn't anything I can do like the best I could 573 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,520 hope for. You could Make Love to a man. 574 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,560 Roll A20 with advantage. For me that's. 575 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,120 That's gross. Yeah. 576 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,560 So somehow I just rolled a three is best. 577 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,400 I was going to say if you got, if you rolled high enough, I was 578 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:24,360 going to allow you to just steamroll your way over there to 579 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,520 slash Adam, but. Yeah, that's what happened. 580 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,200 Yeah, it was a mark you very much. 581 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,960 No. Well, I mean, not today, maybe, 582 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,200 maybe tomorrow. I don't know. 583 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:39,040 I'm just going to go over here and and I'm going to look for 584 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,920 something, anything I can eat. Want some chicken? 585 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,200 Yeah. OK, so you find a bottle and it 586 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:52,960 has the words Elmer's on it and it is a, it's a little bottle. 587 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:57,680 It's a little it's a little glue stick that has about like 1/4 of 588 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,800 of the stick on it, but the glue's all dried up, so you 589 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,400 can't use it as an adhesive. Yeah, I'm eating it. 590 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,440 Did it? Did it heal any of my health? 591 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:11,040 Did. It heal any of my health. 592 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,880 Roll of one of these things. I used to eat this stuff all the 593 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,560 time as a kid. Oh man, it brings back so many 594 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,920 memories. So you take too toxic damage? 595 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,920 No Sir, I don't. Elmer's is non-toxic. 596 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,920 Sir, I will not take too toxic damage. 597 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,120 It's non-toxic. They're too psychological 598 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,560 because you thought of your childhood. 599 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,480 Not everything bad, you just want to hurt me. 600 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:38,800 All right, whatever. You're eating a glue. 601 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,960 Stick kids do it all the time in school. 602 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,480 Have you've never been to kindergarten? 603 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:52,080 Man, what you get for trying to get somewhere around here? 604 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,480 Everybody hates you. I hate it here. 605 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:03,160 I really can't do nothing. I'm just going I'm a, I'm a void 606 00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:06,280 Jim just down. I clicked the wrong button. 607 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:10,000 Yeah, it's all right. Let the let the convicted pastor 608 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,680 do all the work. You're not. 609 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,080 Even. Yeah, it's just easier for him. 610 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,280 He doesn't. Have I'm just going to let the 611 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:22,480 tall boy do the work. You know what, that kind of 612 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:25,800 expedite things the tall boy is going to Jeff is going to take a 613 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:30,280 reaction and that kills it. Yeah, it's not like I can shoot 614 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,920 around him. He's huge. 615 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:37,320 So the the common, the the last common written, he gets slammed 616 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,960 down on and he kind of pops back up like in a in a in accordion 617 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,680 and then just slumps over and dies. 618 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,000 Yeah, that's exactly what I predicted. 619 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:52,720 OK, that's combat over Caleb. Big Wheel is since you are the 620 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,840 closest. Good job everybody. 621 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,480 There are a couple things over on this palette. 622 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:06,040 OK, you find roll A20 for me I. Don't 1D. 2 roll. 623 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:17,760 OK, that gets this. OK, so you find you find a 624 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,480 picture and this is. Autograph. 625 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:27,560 You find a picture of everyone of a group of people along with 626 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,240 Derek and an unknown woman around his age. 627 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:35,120 They all look happy. I want everyone to roll a 20 for 628 00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,320 me. That's false. 629 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,000 This is a lie. You know how I know it's a lie? 630 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,880 How is it a lie, Derek? Yeah, teens. 631 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:46,240 He was scared of womans. Vet Lana, you. 632 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,920 This is funny because the DC was 19. 633 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:57,160 You see, as you're looking at the photo, you notice the woman 634 00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:01,000 around his age that I talked about. 635 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,280 Looks like it has a lot of similarities to Emily. 636 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,360 Yeah. I knew it. 637 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,200 She died. She died. 638 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:14,080 She's not even here. Emily, I heard my it's a. 639 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,600 Pavlovian response. Her name scares me now. 640 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:21,840 Emily pops up. Yeah. 641 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,440 I was called. Not by me. 642 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,480 You are here, I show her the picture. 643 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,480 You with Eric, you real person. Why you AI? 644 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,640 I'm an AI. Identify who? 645 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:35,680 This girl then, huh? Scanning. 646 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,600 I'm gonna roll for this. Her name is not scanning. 647 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,000 Bobby Channing. That's Emily. 648 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:50,240 I don't see her in my my active employees data of. 649 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:54,000 Course you don't. Wait, wait, go go into your 650 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:58,720 removed employee files, ones that the ones that the ones that 651 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:02,760 got fired or died or whatever. Oh, past employees. 652 00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:09,360 Yeah, Yep. OK, she looks, I'm sorry, but I, 653 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,680 I can't see anything. It's It's like they they removed 654 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,240 all the faces from their files. OK, there's only one recourse. 655 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:18,840 Look up every Emily that ever lived and we're just going to 656 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:24,960 have to sort throughout. OK. 657 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:30,400 Back to work. Oh, you're all good for that 658 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:38,640 one. It's easy to bring those up 37 659 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:44,560 years later. So she starts scouring some 660 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:50,000 files and she finds one that could potentially fit but it's 661 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,480 hard to get into. And then after a few minutes, 662 00:40:53,480 --> 00:41:00,640 she finally opens it and the there's no picture, but there 663 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:05,520 was there is an Emily Tront that Emily. 664 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:10,800 Tron. Emily Tron that worked on the 665 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:15,080 same research team as Barker. Barker. 666 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,960 I'll be sorry. OK, so Emily, I'm going to give 667 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:27,400 you HR unrestricted access voice code A6990 that what that way 668 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,080 you can further look into that file. 669 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,120 I'm actually I'm actually the CEO. 670 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:37,800 This is this is hidden boss. Yeah, I didn't want to reveal it 671 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:41,600 to anybody, but yeah, I figured this was a good time as any. 672 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:46,280 You are daytime, Michael. No, yeah, I am. 673 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,440 But I mean, that's, you know, I'm actually. 674 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,040 The CEO? No, the CEO is Aaron. 675 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:56,480 Like, I mean, he was. She, yeah, she she was. 676 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,480 Yeah. Oh, Aaron Trubek. 677 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:02,680 Yeah, Alex Trebek. Grew back. 678 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,680 So yeah, he was the fake one. I was the real one. 679 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,560 She I had to go on hitting balls. 680 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,200 They gave you secret powers at right before they left, 681 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,360 remember? Yeah. 682 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,760 So I'm just, yeah, I was giving you unrestricted access. 683 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:20,760 You're welcome. Access denied that cancer. 684 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:29,280 So so Jeff walks over to Gavin and Gavin walks on to the OR 685 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:34,520 climbs on to the back of Jeff and he says sorry guys but I 686 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:36,960 must go. I hold Jeff away. 687 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,720 I'm Gavin's brocket. Hope you. 688 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,800 Find out. Gonna miss you guys. 689 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:43,920 I love you guys. I felt a ginship. 690 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:48,520 I felt like we were brothers. I hope to see you again, 691 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:52,800 Svetlana. And they walk away in the 692 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,280 sunset. Ever so sure, everybody. 693 00:42:55,280 --> 00:43:09,510 That's the pretty girl. You guys finally make your way 694 00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:12,950 back onto the trail of Ark. You got it. 695 00:43:13,470 --> 00:43:14,750 Noah. Noah. 696 00:43:14,910 --> 00:43:16,430 No. Not that ark. 697 00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:19,590 No, no. Oh, that's bad, bad joke. 698 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,440 I, I mean, I, I thought he was the guy in charge, so I was 699 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,440 going to let everyone. Everyone knows that there's 700 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:30,840 Moses. Everyone knows that was Evan 701 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:38,320 Almighty. OK, so the party comes up to 702 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:43,520 Fort Art and it looks intact. There are a couple guards in the 703 00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:47,240 towers on like the West side or the east side. 704 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:51,120 I'm sorry. And you guys can hear the 705 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,880 murmuring of a bunch of people inside the Fort. 706 00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:00,280 What they say. It's it's undecipherable. 707 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,640 It's just murmuring. Indecipherable murmurs. 708 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,040 Incoherent murmuring. Murmuring the heart condition 709 00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,560 memories. Will we have to get closer? 710 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:14,840 I get up next to wall. OK, the entrance is all the way 711 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,360 down here. And I sneak. 712 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:24,360 I guess if you really want to. I don't want them to notice. 713 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,920 OK, yeah, I'm going to cross the river here and try to climb up 714 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,960 the side of this building with my claws. 715 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,320 Roll 20. OK. 716 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:38,600 Get a knight OH. No, I fell in the water. 717 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,880 Yeah, fell in the water and the current about. 718 00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:51,480 Yeah, it's so. Drunk you down? 719 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,120 It can be underwater for 10 minutes straight and have no 720 00:44:54,120 --> 00:45:00,520 brain damage. So the, the, the river brings 721 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:04,280 you in, but the, The thing is, is that there's like a little 722 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,160 waterfall, but at the end at the bottom of that waterfall, 723 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,840 there's a little Eddie, a little Eddie current. 724 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,560 So it's just, it just keeps dragging me down and down. 725 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:15,280 I'm not. I'm right here. 726 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:19,720 I'm not there. I'm here, Eddie. 727 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:22,400 Schongenier, Eddie. Schongenier. 728 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:27,400 Somebody help him Quick roll. Roll A20. 729 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:28,440 Be fine. Who? 730 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:33,920 Day, Mike. Oh, OK, so everything I've ever 731 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,600 read just says you just start swimming. 732 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:41,120 Yeah, I'm dead. Third life, Third life gone. 733 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:50,120 Take 2D6 drowning damage 10. There is someone that can help 734 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:53,320 you. I need a hero. 735 00:45:53,920 --> 00:46:01,560 Probably an older gentleman. I'm rolling 18 brother, what do 736 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,120 you want from me? Oh, you did. 737 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,360 I'm gonna be happy, brother. So thanks. 738 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:15,480 So you see an old man in a in a tracksuit just like eagle dive 739 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:21,240 into the into the water after year and a purple light envelops 740 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:25,400 you both and you both get to the shore. 741 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,800 Thanks, Caleb. Little buddy. 742 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:34,840 Man, I thought that was it. I know a problem about that man 743 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,560 I got. You, they, they, they, they 744 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:41,680 don't do a whole bunch of water. More. 745 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:46,920 More room out than in now we say yeah when I when I eat my BBQ 746 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:55,680 PED pill puffy he wants. So the guard on the tower hears 747 00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:00,880 the commotion and he goes, hey, that's that's you guys aren't 748 00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:04,840 supposed to wait. Yeah, sorry, man. 749 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:09,600 Hey, what's the liquor say? Physicians in the nursing home. 750 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:13,640 Yes. Lost. 751 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,880 Again, the liquor probably says the same thing. 752 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,200 The crowd on goat flakes says, hey, I'm weird. 753 00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,240 You guys are purges, right? Oh yeah. 754 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,720 Yes. We purge it all day long. 755 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,760 The liquor says I shouldn't kill you. 756 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,440 Yeah, probably not. Or or should. 757 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:41,200 Well, I should tell you guys that we're kind of under attack. 758 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:45,960 We got we got a horde coming in and we need to close the geek 759 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:50,800 doors so you guys can stay outside. 760 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,160 Hello, Mr. Homeless Jim, I'm I'm coming inside. 761 00:47:55,680 --> 00:48:01,600 And try to fight them off or you guys can come inside. 762 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,120 I will be. If I was, if I was full of 763 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:07,040 health, I'd go out and meet them, you know, and take care of 764 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,840 them so they wouldn't even touch the gates. 765 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,400 But I keep getting hurt because I'm an idiot. 766 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:14,040 You have bandages here. It's not because you're. 767 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,960 Wounded. Night Mike kind of walks over to 768 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:21,440 you day Mike and he says do you want me to help heal you with my 769 00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,040 my Med kit? I mean, that's up to you, 770 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,320 brother. I mean, that's. 771 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:29,480 I'm going to go look for stuff. Yeah, that's, yeah, that's 772 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,360 almost full of health for me. All right, that's it then. 773 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,320 Thanks, brother. Love you. 774 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,520 Not gay, though. Where's the Horde? 775 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,520 Day, Mike. Yeah, sure that you want to be 776 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,880 out there alone. I guess I should ask what 777 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:48,440 everyone else is doing because once these doors close, your 778 00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,280 teammates are going to be cut off from you. 779 00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:53,560 We should probably all be inside, right? 780 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,960 Well, yes. The Lakers telling me, the 781 00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,880 Lakers telling me if you guys stay inside, there will be more 782 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,880 casualties in the civilians. Or but if you. 783 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,000 Stay outside. There will be less less 784 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:11,840 casualties, all right, but you guys will be fighting by 785 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,880 yourself. All right, that's fine. 786 00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:17,840 That's what the looker says. Svetlana, you see, you see 787 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:21,040 Sergey and his and his two soldiers. 788 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,080 What? It looks like he came here for 789 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,560 you're. You're dead. 790 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,960 Sergey Oh man, it's so good to see you, buddy. 791 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:30,440 No. Didn't I kill you? 792 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,160 No, I. Thought I shot him in the head. 793 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,400 No, remember, he was the guy that's gay. 794 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:36,880 I'm not gay it. Was you? 795 00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,920 My name is Sergey. Yeah, I know. 796 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,280 It's it's not a judgement. I it's fine. 797 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,840 I thought that killed you. No. 798 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,880 Are you alive? If you would have killed him, 799 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,600 you wouldn't have gotten your penance card. 800 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:53,000 Yeah, there's still time. Don't forget. 801 00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,120 Not for that. For killing OK. 802 00:49:58,480 --> 00:49:59,920 So. What do you want? 803 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:04,560 Who wants to our night? Mike has elected to go out. 804 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,440 Eddie's staying in because he can't really do anything. 805 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,760 He could start to. Want to take sniper position 806 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,640 inside Ford? I'm going to say that you do not 807 00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:18,000 have enough time for that because they are like about 808 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:22,760 here. They're down here. 809 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,840 Oh. Yeah, well, I can't do anything. 810 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:29,800 I can't do anything inside the walls. 811 00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:34,800 They're like slats to shoot out. No, it's all tightly put 812 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,480 together. It's for security reasons. 813 00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,840 How are you guys going to defend from inside you dimwits? 814 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:43,960 Whoa, fine. I go out. 815 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:45,840 Yeah, it's right. We need to kill. 816 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,040 Come on out, we. Need to kill? 817 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:50,720 There's no time to take pulse. Kill baby. 818 00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:52,720 I bought my. Game none of you. 819 00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,000 None of you have bandage. I start. 820 00:50:56,240 --> 00:51:01,600 I start blaring. Dude pretty well Night Mike 821 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,800 looks like you Svetlana and fall in love and he uses his class 822 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:10,040 action and both of you guys heal 20 health flat. 823 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:18,320 OK. Baby, that's what's blaring out 824 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:23,520 of my JBL speaker. OK, he's a cool pass I. 825 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,800 Need some fight music? I'm going to shoot. 826 00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:31,360 I shoot, shoot before I combat initiative. 827 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,760 What I have sniper rifle. And roll initiative. 828 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:48,320 And real. Quick, did I match 20 reload my 829 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,960 weapon? Yes, yeah, Off that account, 830 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,720 last time I got a net one, now I got a net 20. 831 00:51:55,440 --> 00:52:01,000 As you guys look at this giant Ford, you can see that if 832 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,960 there's. A lot. 833 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:10,320 There is about well common ridden in this swarm the the. 834 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:14,000 Tall. Boy, the Ripper and the Urchin 835 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:18,720 look like it has like armor surrounding its weak points and 836 00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:21,560 you guys will have to break that first before getting to the weak 837 00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,960 point. Yeah, just more for me to shoot. 838 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,840 You shouldn't try to cramp sandwich, you got to bring it. 839 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,120 The urchin. I'm a I'm a boy. 840 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:36,600 Jump back inside real quick. I know I can't understand. 841 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:41,560 I know I shouldn't. I would, but not. 842 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,360 Sure. OK, so the urchin is going to 843 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:47,520 jump up onto this wall up here. We are. 844 00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:52,040 Increasing its DC and it is going to. 845 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,440 It is going to. Flem. 846 00:52:54,840 --> 00:53:00,560 At closest, who is Caleb? A little buddy, get off. 847 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,640 Get off me. Rolls a Nat 20. 848 00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,200 It is. Oh. 849 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,880 Leak crap. Boy jump buddy as a reaction. 850 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:19,680 I can't do reactions. You can boy jump as a reaction. 851 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,560 I thought I couldn't have reactions. 852 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,680 Well, the only one that I have true coded as a reaction is to 853 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:32,040 save roll A roll A20. Well, you would happen that 854 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,240 funny. I might as well try I'm. 855 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,480 Jesus of the Nat 20s Never. Mind. 856 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,960 OK, so you take. I only rolled Nat 20 in 857 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:48,080 initiatives. You take 20 acid damage -5 S or 858 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:56,360 -8 so you take 1212 and then for the next two turns you will take 859 00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:00,280 7 residual damage. You know, we need to start 860 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:04,760 carrying some baking soda around us so we can start, you know, 861 00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,600 like neutralizing this acid as soon as it hits US. 862 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,520 You said minus how much? 8 this time. 863 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,600 For 12 -, 12 and. Then 7 the next two turns. 864 00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:19,120 So when you're next, so at the start of your turn, you will 865 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:24,680 take second for the next two turns spent Lana Molotov, it is 866 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,400 your turn. What if I avoid? 867 00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:30,680 Does that Did I say that gets rid of I? 868 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,760 Don't think I'm not. I'm not sure. 869 00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:33,760 I don't think. I'm gonna. 870 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,480 I'm gonna real. Quick just to see. 871 00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:41,080 Wouldn't say it does. Only on friends text. 872 00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:43,960 I'll say that's a little oversight on my part. 873 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,040 I'll I'll allow it to heal you as well. 874 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,080 I didn't have to be that time. I'm just checking it out. 875 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:50,840 OK. All right, Sweat. 876 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:55,960 Lana Molotov, it is your turn. I don't know how, whether it's 877 00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:00,400 best to move. Yeah, it's on the walkway. 878 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,760 The walkway where homeless gym is, is can we walk under that? 879 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:08,840 That doesn't look like it. No it is like covered in like 880 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:12,360 kind of like anti siege like wooden spikes. 881 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,360 Got it. I move into position and shoot 882 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,800 urchin. Urchin. 883 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,040 Ian. Roll. 884 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:22,320 Accuracy on that 20. That's triple by the way, 885 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,760 because of my ACOG it. Is it is going to be triple, 886 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:28,160 triple? Weak spot. 887 00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,120 I'm gonna feel so. Bad. 888 00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:36,760 Yeah, it's weak spot 41 * 3. Oh boy. 889 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,640 Hey, are you gonna feel bad? Oh. 890 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:45,160 Sure. Don't feel bad buddy. 891 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:49,800 The the way that I have the armor coated or the way the. 892 00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:55,960 So basically if if one shot like breaks it, it just negates all 893 00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:58,560 the rest of the damage. Kind of like the barrier from 894 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:02,160 sorcerer's edge. But I'm going to say with a Nat 895 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,480 20, you Pierce me through it. OK. 896 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:05,560 Thank you. You. 897 00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:08,400 Just straight up blow its head off. 898 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:14,880 One shot kill, not wanting. Oh my goodness. 899 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:18,200 I just made a mess that's. Really, that was a really good 900 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:21,080 role. That was a really hot, well, big 901 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:22,840 role. And can I move the rest of my 902 00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,760 movement? Good job, Svetlana. 903 00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,160 Day, Mike, it is your turn. All. 904 00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:28,960 Right. I. 905 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,280 I know it's probably dumb, but I'm doing it. 906 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:37,120 I'm going to probably run up to what was that guy called again? 907 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:38,120 The. Ripper. 908 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,120 Ripper. Yeah, Ripper. 909 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:44,320 And then I'm going to try and start climbing up his back and 910 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,200 RIP and tread and tear on the way up and yeah. 911 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,680 Roll A20. God. 912 00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,440 Damn I'm. Doing I'm doing good. 913 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:58,840 So you your blades deflect off of his hardened skin skin. 914 00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:04,000 So you have one more action 14. That hits a lot of. 915 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,400 Damage. That is a lot of damage. 916 00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:12,680 So you work on shredding down his armor and you completely 917 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,200 strip him bare. But you weren't able. 918 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,720 Your claws didn't cut into him, but you did get rid of his 919 00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:21,200 armor. All right, so can I use meth 920 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,040 head? Yep. 921 00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,920 Like your stamina, by the way. Oh, geez. 922 00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,840 OK. Geez, OK. 923 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:37,960 So with the net 20, I'm going to say that you shred his his arm 924 00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:42,040 off and you do 60 damage. Double that is 120. 925 00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,800 Yeah. Perfect change any bleeds? 926 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,920 Perfect change. No hold on. 927 00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:52,840 OK, 120 damage is literally on the dot enough. 928 00:57:54,640 --> 00:58:01,840 Oh yes, that's awesome. 5 Wait. Man, Caleb Wilson, it is your 929 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:02,800 turn. Wilson. 930 00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:06,360 Yeah, that's it. That's his actual last name. 931 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:07,560 I. Didn't know that. 932 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,920 Since when? Go, little buddy. 933 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:16,200 Avoid you saving yourself OK? We'll say that you take the, 934 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:20,880 you'll take the seven first before you do anything and then 935 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:26,040 and then go ahead and heal 17. Actually add 10 or would it be 936 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:29,160 like 10107 negates at 7:00? Yeah, I did. 937 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:32,360 I did. I did already, minus the seven. 938 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:37,240 Oh, OK. I thought you said he he got rid 939 00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:41,000 of the acid once he void healed. Yeah, it it won't do the foot in 940 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,920 this turn, but it hit me that turn. 941 00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:47,640 Before I avoid oh OK, OK, OK. So it happened at the start of 942 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,560 his turn before he was able to do anything. 943 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:53,120 I got you. OK, so you have one action. 944 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,800 Go Caleb. Go Caleb. 945 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:57,480 Go work around. Go Caleb. 946 00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,520 Look an. Action, but we're talking to 947 00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:03,840 you. You can do your basic attack, 948 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:08,360 you can avoid jump if you want, or you can avoid heal someone 949 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:11,440 else. The only tails I can see on the 950 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,160 board. You do you do have, you do have 951 00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:18,680 the bio, you do have the bio bait in your inventory. 952 00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:23,480 I'm going to take that bio bait, OK, and I'm and what's that do 953 00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,520 again? It attracts the regular ones, 954 00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:28,920 right? It gives a written written 955 00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:32,800 priority, so all the written will go and try to attack that 956 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,800 target. I'm a throw it at the table here 957 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:39,640 OK? Move one space up and then 958 00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:46,040 you'll be able to throw it. OK, roll A20BA9. 959 00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,720 And don't tell me that because, you know, now I can't do it, Now 960 00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:52,520 I can't do it. It's my first, my bad. 961 00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:56,880 That's always look at that, look at that. 962 00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:03,520 I might as well eat that crap. So you check the bio bait and 963 01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:07,240 throw it a little bit short and it just falls flat right here 964 01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:11,880 next to Day Mike. So it kind of it just Poots out 965 01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:20,120 Sentinel turn. The Sentinel is going to create 966 01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:25,840 a minefield around it and then it is going to essentially lob 967 01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:30,760 or become a mortar towards Night Mike since it's kind of the 968 01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:34,600 farthest away dealing 23 physical damage to him. 969 01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:41,560 He did he. Does take a quite a bit amount 970 01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:45,480 of damage. OK night Mike's turn he is going 971 01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:53,160 to aim at the swarm at the bottom of the map for an 18 that 972 01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:56,560 does hit. We'll do triple uses for 36 973 01:00:56,560 --> 01:01:00,080 damage. So he he takes out one at least 974 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:03,200 kind of hurting another, and then he's going to activate 975 01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:06,440 spray. So basically this area is like a 976 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:10,600 big denial and on the start of the common riddance turn, 977 01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,200 they'll take 22 damage. I'd love it's your turn. 978 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,520 Is Homeless Jim going to do anything? 979 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,600 I'm kind of up here. Yeah. 980 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:21,760 Told me not. I didn't. 981 01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:31,360 I didn't roll 20. Yes, you did. 982 01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:34,720 New Orleans looked like it looked like father love 983 01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:37,720 shooting. The Sentinel at the top, Yeah, 984 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:42,160 and 11 does hit roll your damage. 985 01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:44,760 Oh, it's accuracy again. Yeah, yeah. 986 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,360 That's just enough to kill the Sentinel. 987 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:50,600 Dang boy. Common riders turn, they take 988 01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:55,920 automatically 22 damage. One of them gets popped and so 989 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,880 they have to cross through. As soon as they start moving, 990 01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:02,920 they have to cross through the fire again and they take another 991 01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,560 another 22 damage, killing another. 992 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:12,960 Oh night Mike, you poor soul, they are going to swarm. 993 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:17,040 Attack. Yeah, I. 994 01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:22,520 Didn't even hurt. Him they missed. 995 01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:26,560 Yeah, that's because my brother's awesome. 996 01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:31,080 They welcome to you day, Mike. The tall boy does, Yeah. 997 01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:35,200 And he's a good. Attempt to crush, but he misses. 998 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,200 He's going to attempt to crush again. 999 01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:40,960 Does a 10 in it. I think so you. 1000 01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:45,760 Have a DC of 10, so it does not. Yep, I thought it was 9. 1001 01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:50,040 Nope, that was one of the cards that night Mike has. 1002 01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:53,440 So he he tried, he tried to swing once and he missed and 1003 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,200 then he swung a second time. He's not moved to the side. 1004 01:02:56,440 --> 01:03:00,760 But then all you got stupid. It's more like he tried to grab 1005 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:02,520 you. You do like a little, you do 1006 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:05,440 like a little flip and then yeah, try to like grab you again 1007 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:06,520 out of mid air. But he missed. 1008 01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,120 Yeah. It's about long on his ear turn. 1009 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,080 It was all in slow motion, too. Yeah. 1010 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:20,440 I. Will aim and shoot at tall boy 1011 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:22,640 shoot. Or aim and shoot. 1012 01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:25,840 Or make fun of me. No, no, I wouldn't do that. 1013 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:29,480 Yep, I missed it. Wasn't 8. 1014 01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:33,480 Hold on, they're kind of big boys, No, If they have ADC of 1015 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:37,360 nine. That's OK, I have reaction. 1016 01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:40,840 Yeah, Day Mike, it is your turn. All right, I'll roll your 1017 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,800 stamina region. Oh yeah, thank you. 1018 01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:44,200 One of the 6th. Reaction. 1019 01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,640 Next chance I get. Yeah, I'm gonna just gonna start 1020 01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:51,600 the dreading up this tall boy and showing him, showing him 1021 01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:54,480 what happens when he messes with Dave Mike, you know? 1022 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:58,160 OK, I'm assuming with iron fuzz. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1023 01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:04,720 So a nine does hit 48 that threads his armor. 1024 01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:07,680 OK. But it's untouched. 1025 01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,640 So -4 stamina. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1026 01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:13,360 All right. And I'm gonna do some math real 1027 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:15,800 quick and OK. And I missed. 1028 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:18,120 Yeah, I missed. That was a good hit too. 1029 01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:22,480 Yeah, you you hit him, but it doesn't slice him. 1030 01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,160 But he does take some pretty hefty 26 damage. 1031 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,160 Oh yeah. Yeah, Caleb Big Wilson. 1032 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:30,240 Wilson. You should. 1033 01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:31,160 It's. Your turn. 1034 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:35,840 All right. This is going a lot better than 1035 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:38,840 last week. Yeah, I like this, this. 1036 01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:43,200 Is not much better. Go ahead and roll up on me, this 1037 01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:46,560 tall boy. I'm going to reach deep into the 1038 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:52,480 to my my Walker bag like a saddlebag for my Walker. 1039 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:59,120 I'm going to pull out the Pepto. Pepto pops, I thought you were 1040 01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:01,320 making jokes. It's real. 1041 01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:05,680 Just. I I shag my pants. 1042 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:12,640 So, Caleb, you. Walker and I projectile shark 1043 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:23,440 which pushes my back. Yeah, so you, you fall over and 1044 01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:28,880 just as soon as you. Do with a boy job. 1045 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:37,400 You have one action. I would totally do that if I 1046 01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:40,320 could do that. What action can I use? 1047 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:44,440 You can basic attack heal someone. 1048 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:47,720 You can void jump. Yeah, in my, in my weakened 1049 01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:49,680 state, I think I'm a, I'm a void jump. 1050 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:55,320 OK, All right at. Least there's no more acid guys 1051 01:05:55,320 --> 01:06:01,160 around night. Lights turn, his spray is gone. 1052 01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:10,400 He has 2 uses left in his LMG, but he's going to aim at the 1053 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:15,760 ribbon or the common ribbon and he hits, does double. 1054 01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:17,880 He does 27. Oops. 1055 01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,680 Considering considerably weakening it. 1056 01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:25,200 Weakening it. They do get smaller. 1057 01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:29,120 Father Love, it's your turn. A reaction shot at the tall boy 1058 01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:33,480 real quick. OK, I just want to take your 1059 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:37,680 reaction then aim accuracy unnatural 20. 1060 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:43,920 Hey. 3930. 9 It takes a pretty big hit, kind of staggers back a 1061 01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,920 little bit, but go ahead. I weakened for you, Father. 1062 01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:48,640 It's all right. I won't hit it. 1063 01:06:48,920 --> 01:06:51,640 Let's take him out, Daddy. No, I won't hit him. 1064 01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:54,760 It's OK. For you all. 1065 01:06:55,360 --> 01:07:01,800 Right. OK, one thing. 7/7 he. 1066 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:04,040 Inspired. What were you aiming at? 1067 01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:07,240 Were you aiming at the top boy? The same the same hoard that I 1068 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:09,120 was trying to hit before can't hit a single. 1069 01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:13,640 A seven hits, their DC is 7. Well, I should have been hitting 1070 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:15,640 at the last turn too. Oh. 1071 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:18,400 You're aiming at them. I thought, Yep, that's why I 1072 01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:21,560 clicked on them. Oh, I I, well I put up my 1073 01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:25,560 fingers saying like one being common the swarm to the tall boy 1074 01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:26,840 I. Kept pinging that oh. 1075 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:29,640 My bad, I didn't. I'm on. 1076 01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:30,720 I'm on. Call this week. 1077 01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:34,360 You did take out the Sentinel. That's what that's what I that's 1078 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,920 what your damage went towards because the first one was a 19. 1079 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:41,880 So yeah, OK, so roll your damage for that first one. 1080 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:47,640 He's 58. OK, and then roll your damage 1081 01:07:47,720 --> 01:07:52,720 for the second head go. Daddy go for go GoDaddy. 1082 01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:56,160 You mow down like half of what word? 1083 01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:00,560 Away from my friends and my drunk friends. 1084 01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:03,520 Yeah. Night Mike is still closest 1085 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:07,840 technically, so they're going to run up and swarm attack him. 1086 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:14,520 No, for 11. His DCI believe is 11. 1087 01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:17,840 Yeah, so they don't hit you guys. 1088 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:22,080 Suck. Tall boy turn name Mike he he is 1089 01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:25,560 dead set on like trying to crush you and I'm assuming 12 hits. 1090 01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,399 Yeah, it does. Darn. 1091 01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:33,439 OK, so he grabs you and his tendrils and he kind of picks 1092 01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:35,160 you up and, like, lifts you in the air. 1093 01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:41,279 And since he did this on his first action, you'll take 18 1094 01:08:41,359 --> 01:08:44,800 minus your physical damage or physical resistance, twice. 1095 01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:49,319 So your physical resistance is 252. 1096 01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:53,880 Yeah, 55. So you take 13 twice, so 26. 1097 01:08:54,359 --> 01:08:57,359 Yep, got it. And you are unable to do 1098 01:08:57,359 --> 01:09:00,040 anything at the moment that Lana Molotov is your turn. 1099 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:09,600 I will move and let Father love or Day Mike, Father Mike day 1100 01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:13,600 love. Wait a minute, I'm not gay. 1101 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:17,640 I'm having a stroke. I have strong. 1102 01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:21,120 I let him take care of Fall Boy. Now I should swarm. 1103 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:26,880 You can't do anything. Yeah, I'm in help. 1104 01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:29,000 Oh, that's what, gosh, does Help. 1105 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:31,640 Yeah, fine. I shoot. 1106 01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:35,439 I help One day. One day again, it's fine. 1107 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,279 No, it's fine. Funny. 1108 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:41,520 That's literally the same exact role as last. 1109 01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:44,760 It is. But yeah, you do 33 damage to an 1110 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:49,160 arm that's holding Day Mike. It's not enough to pop it. 1111 01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:52,240 I can shoot my reaction shot right now if you want. 1112 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:57,120 Do you have the ammo for it? Cuz you shot once at the. 1113 01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:02,800 Yeah, I have not been. So that lack, I think that was 1114 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:05,800 it, that that last shot would have been the last shot in your 1115 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:08,400 mag. Oh OK, then use my reaction to 1116 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:11,680 reload then you want otherwise I'd have to do it my next turn. 1117 01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:13,600 Right. Yeah, and then I probably 1118 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:16,840 wouldn't be able to shoot. So I go and quickly try to shoot 1119 01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:20,640 again because I realized that my first shot didn't make it and 1120 01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:24,280 realized that empty click click click click click click gun, 1121 01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:29,440 empty eject mag. Gun does not go shooting. 1122 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:35,160 Not today I cursed down gun. Day Mike, You are pinned, so 1123 01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:40,560 you're not able to do anything. Can I can I try to like fart or 1124 01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:43,040 like bite him or something? Roll it. 1125 01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:46,600 First off, let's roll your stamina region. 1126 01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:49,320 You get 8 back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1127 01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:51,240 You have to roll it for me. Thank. 1128 01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:53,240 You I want to save as a reaction. 1129 01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:57,520 Is it too late? Go ahead and roll for it. 1130 01:10:57,840 --> 01:11:02,880 You have to beat a 12 accuracy. You can. 1131 01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:04,600 I'm a. Little disposed where you roll 1132 01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:07,640 for me real quick. Roll, roll with advantage. 1133 01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:09,960 I will say I'm. A little indisposed. 1134 01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:11,240 Could you roll for me? Real. 1135 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:14,160 Quick Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I got that. 1136 01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:17,440 You rolled in 18, so Day Mike is no longer pinned. 1137 01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:22,080 And then Day Mike, you have your both of your actions to do what 1138 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:24,640 you need to. Dang it. 1139 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:31,440 I think both those. No, the first one, the. 1140 01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:36,640 First one didn't hit, that does half damage so it takes 25 and 1141 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:39,880 then the second one does hit and you do 48. 1142 01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:44,920 You slash him doing good. He is still kicking though. 1143 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,480 You have one more action. You do have your class action. 1144 01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:51,800 Actually you could have. You could have used that so that 1145 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:55,720 Svetlana didn't have to use her reaction to reload. 1146 01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:58,960 What? Yeah, because it restores up to 1147 01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:01,320 2 uses of allies current weapons. 1148 01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:05,120 Oh, well then yeah, I'll use that then. 1149 01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:08,120 Yeah, I'm sorry, I totally forgot I had that. 1150 01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:12,560 That's kind of a weird one. OK so everyone gets back 2 uses 1151 01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:16,880 to their mag so that Lana you already used your reaction to 1152 01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:18,640 reload. Sorry, it's Betty. 1153 01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:21,360 I like to reload. Yeah, OK. 1154 01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:27,440 Caleb, it's your turn. Oh, you got a tall boy here, You 1155 01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:30,800 know I'm going to go big, I'm going to go home, so let's try 1156 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,040 again. Nope. 1157 01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:36,120 You, I think there's something wrong with this thing. 1158 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:41,440 I've never rolled on 14 all right, but if you roll it, it 1159 01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:42,200 does. It goes. 1160 01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:44,360 I got to have you rolling before me all the time. 1161 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:49,800 Maybe it's all standing there. I get sharp myself. 1162 01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:56,280 You are you. You currently have a pamper that 1163 01:12:56,280 --> 01:13:00,000 is 3/4 full now. Somebody keeps slipping legs and 1164 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,960 even not tape pill. It's funny. 1165 01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:06,640 I do because it's funny. Night Mike's turn. 1166 01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:14,920 He's going to he is going to pull out his Magnum. 1167 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:16,760 We're going to do Wonder Twin Powers. 1168 01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:24,720 Yeah, he's falling out the mag. Yeah, that is Magnum Dong. 1169 01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:27,920 I got 1 to lose 2. It's 357. 1170 01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:35,680 And he hit Nine's more like a foot 5, 100. 1171 01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:41,880 And he does 14 damage to the horde or to the sword. 14 with a 1172 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:45,840 357. It is now. 1173 01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:48,440 Father loves turn. Father Love is angry. 1174 01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:51,000 I'm angry. Do it, Father love. 1175 01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:53,040 I keep missing Dang. It. 1176 01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:58,400 Let it be known that he has fired like 6 times and he only 1177 01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:03,560 missed once and that hits roll your. 1178 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,360 Damn it. Dang it, I missed again. 1179 01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:09,720 Not team. You did, you did get 2 uses back 1180 01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:13,920 for because day Mike used his ability. 1181 01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:15,320 OK. All right then. 1182 01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:21,880 What I forgot about? 48 Yeah, you do. 48 There is one 1183 01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:26,120 poor bastard left in there. All right, I'm going to shoot 1184 01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:29,760 again. OK, fire roll accuracy. 1185 01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:32,920 That hits. Yeah, you pop his head. 1186 01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:39,320 Yeah, I did something Guy all. Right tall boy, he's going to 1187 01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:42,320 move right here and he's going to Global slam. 1188 01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:44,520 What? Oh geez. 1189 01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:54,000 Oh no. Day, Mike and Caleb rolled 20 to 1190 01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,720 see if you take half damage. OK. 1191 01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,560 Thank you. You have the Nat 20. 1192 01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:01,480 No. Oh, no. 1193 01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:02,920 Oh. OK. 1194 01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:11,600 So both you take 76, yeah, you guys take 76 minus your versus. 1195 01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:15,560 But that would kill me. When he saved that. 1196 01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:17,760 'D be done. That kills me too. 1197 01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:20,240 Yep, well, you'd have you have two more lives. 1198 01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:22,000 I don't. Night Mike is going to take a 1199 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:26,760 reaction, going to aim his and he rolls in that 20. 1200 01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,120 Dang. The game is rigged. 1201 01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:31,480 Of course you roll that 20 every time. 1202 01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:36,000 So day, Mike, Imagine it. You are you. 1203 01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:41,440 You look like that one dude from the Watchmen looking straight 1204 01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:42,880 up. If you guys know what If you 1205 01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:44,200 guys know what I'm talking about? 1206 01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:48,600 And as the club of the arm of the tall boy reaches down, it 1207 01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:52,240 looks like it's your certain death, but your brother who is 1208 01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:56,520 infected. You feel his brotherly love as 1209 01:15:56,560 --> 01:16:02,040 the wind of his LMG bullets whiz past you and blow off the arm of 1210 01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:04,600 the tall boy, killing it. I lit up a cigarette. 1211 01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:08,160 Close my eyes. All right, you stealing my seeds 1212 01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:14,040 again? So Dang, all right, so you guys 1213 01:16:15,440 --> 01:16:19,720 dispatched the horde and with you guys being outside, they 1214 01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:21,400 were all trying to like focus on you. 1215 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:24,920 A couple did slip through unseen. 1216 01:16:26,280 --> 01:16:32,880 Impossible. A couple did slip through and so 1217 01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:38,480 the damage has been done. 2 civilians have died and the 1218 01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:44,160 soldier perishes as well. Oh man, I I think Father Love 1219 01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:47,280 should probably like say some words or something. 1220 01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:53,200 Yeah. Well, I mean our Father, you are 1221 01:16:53,240 --> 01:17:00,920 in heaven. Yeah, I mean. 1222 01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:05,120 I'll come to their widows and tell them I'm sorry. 1223 01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:07,880 Amen. Amen. 1224 01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:10,560 What else can you? Yeah, I'm pretty sorry too. 1225 01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:17,160 Well, didn't roll 20. Everybody, we thank you for 1226 01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:19,360 listening to this episode. We love you. 1227 01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:21,360 And we love you. Yeah. 1228 01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:25,240 And be sure to listen to us and let us know what you think. 1229 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:27,240 Yeah, tell us how terrible we are. 1230 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:28,800 Yeah. All right. 1231 01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:31,120 Well, thanks everybody. We appreciate you. 1232 01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:40,120 And we'll see you next time. So it's my birthday today. 1233 01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:42,600 This means we get to do anything we want. 1234 01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:46,880 You can sing me happy birthday. It's birthday and I'm trapped in 1235 01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:49,880 the simulation. Yes, it's and I'm trapped in the 1236 01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:52,360 simulation with you guys. My birthday. 1237 01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:54,720 Happy birthday. Yeah, it was. 1238 01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:58,080 I thought I said happy birthday to you on. 1239 01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:01,520 I don't remember. Book of the Face, I think. 1240 01:18:01,840 --> 01:18:03,760 I thought I saw it. I might not. 1241 01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:06,840 I don't go on the Facebook. That's why. 1242 01:18:06,840 --> 01:18:12,880 All right, so then in in person over, Yeah, this interweb stuff. 1243 01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:15,320 Happy. I hope you had a great birthday. 1244 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:18,720 And if you didn't have a great birthday on that day, I hope you 1245 01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:22,120 have a great two days after birthday today. 1246 01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:23,760 Yeah. How's that sound? 1247 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:25,520 You sound good. No. 1248 01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:29,240 OK yeah, good. I hope you had lots of cake and 1249 01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:31,800 ice cream if you like that stuff cuz I do. 1250 01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:34,800 Yeah, cheesecake. My favorite? 1251 01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:36,360 Yeah. Cheesecake. 1252 01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:37,880 Yeah. Homemade. 1253 01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:40,480 That duh. This is the best. 1254 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:42,840 You need cheesecake lady here in Fort Dodge. 1255 01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:46,080 Pretty good. Indoor not everybody making 1256 01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:47,960 cheesecake. No yet. 1257 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:50,880 It's hard to do. No, it's easy. 1258 01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:53,400 I'm telling you. It's all that. 1259 01:18:54,040 --> 01:18:56,600 No, no, you have to. Buy a lot of cream cheese and 1260 01:18:56,600 --> 01:19:02,120 the other sugar and the whip it. The secret ingredient is is. 1261 01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:04,280 The secret ingredient is sour cream. 1262 01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:08,200 Sour cream, eh? Yep, that'll that'll take your 1263 01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:11,240 cheesecake and elevate it to the next level or two. 1264 01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:14,200 I would try this. Yeah, you would. 1265 01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:15,680 You would. And you'd love it. 1266 01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:19,840 Fine, what are your favorite cheesecake topping straight 1267 01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:21,160 liner? Popping. 1268 01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:24,920 Pop Yeah, or what kind of cheesecake your favorite? 1269 01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:27,400 Just the caramel. Nothing fancy. 1270 01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:32,320 Nothing fancy or schmancy chocolate chip. 1271 01:19:32,680 --> 01:19:37,880 You know, not bad. They make a really good, really 1272 01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:40,760 good banana banana cream cheesecake. 1273 01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:44,720 That'd be good. Yeah, I, I ate so much of it. 1274 01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:48,520 One time I almost threw up. Yeah, I, I made it. 1275 01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:51,440 I, I told, I saw everybody. I said, man, I could eat like 1276 01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:55,400 half of this cheesecake. And one guy said, yeah, well, 5 1277 01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:59,720 bucks says you can't. So then I had to and I ate 4 1278 01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:02,880 slices And I'm telling you what, that force that 4th slice. 1279 01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:05,320 It went down really hard, but I got it. 1280 01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:08,480 I almost I almost puked like 3 times but I did. 1281 01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:12,560 It $5 and cheesecake. Yeah, I would accept the 1282 01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:15,480 challenge. Yeah, I did and I made 5 bucks. 1283 01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,120 And then you threw up in bathroom. 1284 01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:20,960 I did not. Well, I, I mean, yeah, I made a 1285 01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:24,560 huge mess, but I told everybody it wasn't me. 1286 01:20:29,440 --> 01:20:31,920 I like to close my mouth a little bit while I throw up. 1287 01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:34,360 That way. It's like, it's like it's sprays 1288 01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:36,960 it everywhere. I keep. 1289 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,800 That way. I keep my eyes open. 1290 01:20:48,120 --> 01:20:49,200 Not me. I close them. 1291 01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:50,720 I don't want to see where it's going. 1292 01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:56,560 Sometimes it's splash back in the eyeball, stomach vile. 1293 01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:02,680 I want it to be a surprise, surprise. 1294 01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:05,760 Oh, I open my eyes and I'm like, oh Dang. 1295 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,440 I hope he takes this and puts it in the end of the episode right. 1296 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:20,400 Part of the wall starting to melt, you know. 1297 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:25,080 Paint is chipping. Oh yeah, I've definitely been 1298 01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:31,720 known to do that. Yeah. 1299 01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:36,360 Yeah. Hopefully there's no second 1300 01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:39,840 wave. 2nd wave there better not be. 1301 01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:44,320 There better not be not ready. Damn, done pretty good against 1302 01:21:44,320 --> 01:21:46,360 the first wave. I feel like a second one might 1303 01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:47,480 pick our tush. I don't know. 1304 01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:51,080 I think so. And I don't have a lot of tush 1305 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:54,200 to kick. Oh yes, you do. 1306 01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:59,040 Well, yeah, I do kind of. I mean, people have AI have AI 1307 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:01,640 have an Ebony booty. You have girl butt. 1308 01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,800 I have a black girl butt. Yeah, black girl butt. 1309 01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:11,800 Interesting. Now that I'm looking at it, 1310 01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:26,640 yeah, pretty much not bad. Thanks for listening.