1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,200 The main Menu podcast presents CAD under. 2 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:12,200 The table. Yeah, I hate it here. 3 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:17,920 That's my thing. Hey, none of us have a thing at 4 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:20,440 all. I mean, so there's an 5 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:23,520 origination, an origination, an origin. 6 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:26,600 Wow, that was was really bad English. 7 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,080 There's an origin. Every everything has its origin. 8 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:32,080 But once you know, it's like it work. 9 00:00:32,439 --> 00:00:36,000 If you set something out on the break room table and like you 10 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 set like in the middle of the table, you know, and you leave 11 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,200 it's you've set it out for everybody. 12 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,640 It's fair game. Yeah. 13 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,600 So it's kind of the same thing. If you if you set something out 14 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,400 for all of us, then you know. I guess, but it's fair game. 15 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:52,560 But but I feel, I feel like it's like my catch phrase, you know? 16 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:55,520 It's it's honestly. Like I should trademark it. 17 00:00:56,080 --> 00:01:00,120 Well, I I wouldn't do that. It sounds better when you say it 18 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,600 though. I mean, honestly, if any, if, if 19 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,360 anyone should trademark it, it would be a Family Guy because 20 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,160 that's where I got it. Oh, no kidding. 21 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,800 Yeah, I. Remember, because I, because 22 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:15,080 there was like a, a skit that they did and like somehow like 23 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,760 Stewie's like crib like blew up from underneath him or something 24 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,560 like that. Or he just didn't have his crib 25 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:22,760 and he's just laying there on his back and he's like I. 26 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:26,800 Hate it here. Nice, yeah. 27 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,360 Hey everybody. Hello. 28 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,280 Hi, Guy. Hi. 29 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,360 Doing all right there, Sam, I am. 30 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:42,840 Yeah, I'm tired. As I say, you don't sound all 31 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:45,640 that great. Then you got this other guy 32 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:50,160 sitting in his easy chair with his trucker headset on. 33 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,640 Yeah. Oh. 34 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,720 He has and he has one of those like table desks too. 35 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:57,520 Not. Oh yeah. 36 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,600 Oh my goodness, he does. Well, sort of. 37 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:00,680 Yeah. Yeah. 38 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,920 Wow. So I finished reading Flowers on 39 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:04,840 the Wall. Yeah. 40 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,080 What do you think? I I loved it. 41 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,800 I did not. I did not expect that ending. 42 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:13,400 I feel like I had read a portion of it before, and I don't 43 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,600 remember which one it was, but I did not expect that ending at 44 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,080 all. Nice it was. 45 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,480 I felt like, I felt like, honestly, you could have. 46 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:27,400 I felt like you kind of wrote it in a hurry, kind of sorta, but I 47 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,040 feel like you could have explained how. 48 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,080 Well, what the heck, Joey's here. 49 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,320 Even though he said he wasn't going to be. 50 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,080 Here. Well, he does that to us 51 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,040 sometimes, I think. I might not be here. 52 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,200 What a troll. Yeah, I hear. 53 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,600 No, we don't want you out here anymore. 54 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,640 Get out of here. Won't be like that. 55 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:47,000 Yeah, no, he. Chased him off. 56 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,480 You lowered our expectations. I. 57 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,640 Feel like that could have been that could be like a really like 58 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:59,320 great screenplay or slash movie. No, Yeah, you. 59 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,520 Stay in here. Don't you listen to him. 60 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,880 You. Felt like I rushed it. 61 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,200 Is that what you're saying? Daddy Chatter's being mean to 62 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,760 me. Not rushed, but like I feel like 63 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:11,440 shut off your ball. Some of the parts are 64 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,960 underdeveloped. It could have been it could have 65 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,040 some things could have been a little bit better explained. 66 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,280 Like I I piece it together and I know a lot of shorter stories 67 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,120 are like that, but I think something what you had there 68 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,600 could have been developed a little further and could even be 69 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,080 would make I think would make a really good movie personally. 70 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,760 That's just me, but I liked. It. 71 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:33,280 It's actually I thought, yeah, yeah, the flowers on the wall 72 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:38,040 story. Joey, do we talk about what we 73 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:42,000 talked about the other night, how we're disbanding the Main 74 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,280 Menu podcast? I'm sorry, what? 75 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:51,400 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Do we tell them our our plan to 76 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,160 better help you? How? 77 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:58,480 How do we help you, Joey? So I'm gonna, I'm gonna be 78 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:03,760 helping Joey edit and we haven't had an exact plan yet, but we 79 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,760 might alternate seasons or something like that. 80 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,960 Alternate episodes. Or episodes like. 81 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,080 Between the two of you. Yeah, I'm gonna teach him how to 82 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,880 edit. I could never. 83 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:19,800 I edited 1 episode and it took me an entire week episode. 84 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,200 I'm too much of a perfection. Imagine those sound effects I 85 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,800 put in too. No, I put in a ton of sound 86 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,440 effects and I re recorded a bunch of lines. 87 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,440 Oh. Yeah, the one the the. 88 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,440 Custom music and all sorts of stuff. 89 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,560 I had layers. Of sound effects. 90 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,160 I mean like weapon sound effects. 91 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:42,520 I had layers of sound effect. Sam's back in his office, like 92 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:45,280 with two actual swords going cling, cling there. 93 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,440 Wasn't any. There wasn't any weapon. 94 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,480 Get into the I took it into the sounds. 95 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,120 I took it into the Sound City at the at the school. 96 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,840 Oh wow, someone's like cooking something on a pot. 97 00:04:56,840 --> 00:05:00,200 So he puts his the microphone over a pot of boiling water or 98 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,760 something like that. Yeah, it's. 99 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:05,120 Foley work on the on the hot plate that I have in my office. 100 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He made sure that. 101 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,720 He was like Foley Studio. He was. 102 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:13,400 He made sure Sam made sure to cook bacon so that you really 103 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,080 get that sizzling in it popping in there. 104 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:17,240 Yeah, sounds like, sounds like rain. 105 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,080 That's yeah, that's most of the like a good, like almost all the 106 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,560 rain sound effects really made from they can. 107 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,920 I eat that rain. You know what the you know the 108 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:29,240 school was foolish enough to give me. 109 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,480 Oh, no more. Money. 110 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:33,640 They don't say job they. Gave me a larger budget they. 111 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:39,520 Had to give me that and that too, but they gave me a new $500 112 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,200 toy. Give is a probably strong. 113 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,960 Does it vibrate? I have to give it back. 114 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,120 It's a pink. No, it's. 115 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:47,640 A camera. Oh. 116 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:50,000 It's a camera. Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a 117 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,800 $500 camera. Also a cheap one. 118 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:57,200 It's a Canon Canon Rebel T7I. Yeah, it is. 119 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,160 It is a little. Cheaper. 120 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,000 Does that have a good angle from the cuck chair? 121 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,600 She's go. Nice. 122 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,120 Who's Alex? He's. 123 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:08,680 Yeah, Alex. No they they also they also 124 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:11,880 bought me like 7 new gaming PCs. It's in here. 125 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,040 You bought 7 new gaming PCs? Wow. 126 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,200 They, yeah, they, they spent like. 127 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:21,120 I still don't have a little. Over here, a little over $20,000 128 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,840 on a bunch of holy cow PCs. Jeez. 129 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:25,680 Hold on, I got a soundboard. Thing. 130 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:26,400 Holy cow. Damn. 131 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:30,040 Good. My office PC is going to have a 132 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:33,960 4080 superhero. Jeez. 133 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,480 Dang, that's good. Yeah, I'm excited. 134 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,040 By the way. Make make sure to put in a good 135 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:42,920 word for me to to your players so that I can so that they can I 136 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:46,480 can actually show them or play with them and like teach them if 137 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,120 they need it you. Want to do what to my players? 138 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,720 I'll play with them, you know that. 139 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,720 I'll play with them fresh. Out of high school, right? 140 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:56,440 His name is Doctor Respect. Yeah, don't get it twisted. 141 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,560 And only send him the female players. 142 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,080 Header shows nothing but. Only send me the feet. 143 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:05,040 That would see that would be exactly 1 of my players. 144 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:07,800 Perfect. That's good. 145 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:11,640 One-on-one sessions. She does smash so. 146 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,000 I hope she. Does. 147 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,360 Don't say that. No, no, no, no. 148 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:24,040 Oh man, that got left way open. Sorry, let me let me correct 149 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:27,160 that statement. She plays Super Smash Bros. 150 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:31,240 No, no, you said she does smash. She smashes the Bros. 151 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:35,320 Heck yeah, I told. I told Danny earlier today, Sam, 152 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:38,320 I, I've got to get that game because every time any of you 153 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:42,840 come over, everybody's playing it and, and I do OK, it is fun, 154 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,240 but like I, I feel like I need to play a little more often. 155 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,280 So I. I can smash a whole room. 156 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:52,160 I I'm, I'm it's also like one of those anime arcs where I'm like 157 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:55,640 the insurmountable challenge for poor Teddy and he's just 158 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,000 training in the mountains constantly to train. 159 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,320 Let's go training in the mountains arc like I did. 160 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,080 He. He. 161 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,360 He significantly. Improved. 162 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,120 He was. He's still nowhere close. 163 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:08,360 No, but he was. He was. 164 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:12,040 Totally blowing a gasket because Danny was was not even beating 165 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:15,960 that bad but oh man he went into one of his meltdowns and pizza 166 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,000 pizza brought him out. I think. 167 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,520 Honestly, the kid no. Hungry. 168 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,360 He's he's he. Makes sense? 169 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,440 He's improved. He's improved to the point where 170 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:27,480 he's not walking off the map and he actually knows how to 171 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,000 recover. So that's like a huge step right 172 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,280 there. Honestly, yeah it is. 173 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,080 I mean not, not bad for, you know, 7. 174 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,679 Yeah, I know. I was like, wow, I was not 175 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:38,880 expecting, I thought. This was current. 176 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,039 Yo, let me let let me have the controller. 177 00:08:41,039 --> 00:08:42,840 I'll crush his dreams. Nice. 178 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:46,120 Unapologetic. I already do that a lot. 179 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:49,560 I I let I let him win a few games last something played 180 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,840 because I wanted him to keep playing. 181 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:52,720 I didn't know. Yeah. 182 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:54,680 You want to know something scary? 183 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,920 Yes. My I, my brother and I always 184 00:08:57,920 --> 00:09:01,080 had this rivalry and and strapping. 185 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:06,080 It's a longer tail. My brother and I always had a 186 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:09,720 rivalry with Melee and I would always be the sweaty characters 187 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:13,160 like Marth and Lincoln. He'd be Luigi and he just 188 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:16,760 demolished me time and time again as I grew up through the 189 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,720 years and I still love the game. Played with my cousin. 190 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:25,360 I got good, went to a few melee tournaments as kids and we 191 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:27,920 actually won. Other than the number one there 192 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:32,160 who is actually like still like God tier but we did pretty good. 193 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:38,160 So eventually years passed and I surpassed my brother and to this 194 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:43,240 day he still can't beat me for my skills are unimaginable. 195 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:46,000 They have increased for I have trained in the mountains myself 196 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,560 throughout throughout the years and challenged many who opposed 197 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:52,080 me and came out on top including him. 198 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,560 So the student has really become the master. 199 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:59,000 But then the the the old master had children. 200 00:09:59,000 --> 00:09:59,560 This is. Too bad. 201 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:05,680 For me and and his children, his children, my niece and nephew 202 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:10,120 are becoming very skilled and they can beat me sometimes. 203 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,680 They can beat me sometimes. See, I'm just. 204 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:16,200 That's the end of the story. I used, I used to take that game 205 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,800 super seriously and now I'm just incredibly washed. 206 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:22,800 But I still have enough skill to beat any casual player pretty 207 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:26,240 pretty handedly, yeah. There's some certain techniques 208 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,800 that you need to know and you can usually do pretty good. 209 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:32,480 Yeah, my. Niece and nephew are untrained 210 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:35,920 and they can still still kill me sometimes when I'm trying. 211 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:41,960 So my first year of college when Sam and I met and, you know, 212 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:45,800 join E Sports together, I played Smash Ultimate maybe like four 213 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,440 or five times at my buddy's house and I didn't even know how 214 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,120 to recover. It's my first time ever playing 215 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,840 a Smash game. Like in general. 216 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:54,040 You didn't even know you can hold a smash attack that was. 217 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,080 Yeah, I didn't. I didn't I didn't know that you 218 00:10:56,080 --> 00:11:01,120 can like charge your smash attacks and I would play on a 219 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:05,160 singular joy con and I'll do this and I'm just like Pokémon. 220 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,200 I'll play cursed I and cursed. I I. 221 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,520 Play. I played on the single joy con 222 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,800 sideways and it was always it's all. 223 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:16,000 It always had to be the right one because the left one just 224 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,800 felt weird. Yeah, the buns. 225 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,120 Were placed differently. He refused. 226 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:22,520 He refused to switch it up and actually got pretty good still 227 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,240 using that. It was. 228 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:29,080 It was really irritating. Yeah, and I only played Ninja 229 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,680 and it was funny is that I like Pokémon. 230 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:35,000 Ninja is a cool Pokémon. He's like one of the hardest 231 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,040 characters to play. And I, and I was drawn to him 232 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:41,600 and but then I was like, okay, he's like super hard to play. 233 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,560 Yeah, I, I, I'm, I was frustrated with myself 'cause I 234 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,680 wasn't like getting that much better. 235 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:50,880 Shutter the story is too long. There can only be 1 long story 236 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:54,560 in the podcast. And, and that, so that, so that 237 00:11:54,560 --> 00:12:00,760 semester ended and I got my Sam went out of her way to buy me an 238 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:05,160 actual Switch console and a controller with a copy of Super 239 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,560 Smash Bros. And I was like, oh hell yeah. 240 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:12,400 I still even I still even have the the like Pikachu cover that 241 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:19,440 you even bought with it. And I come back after that month 242 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,720 and I'm like, holy cow, I think I'm, I think I'm in love with 243 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:26,320 Pac-Man and wow. And I come. 244 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,680 And we come. I, like Lyra, say that. 245 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:35,160 OK so that whole month I had I stayed in the dorm room and this 246 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:39,120 is when COVID hit. I stayed in that dorm room over 247 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,960 the winter because my mom didn't want me back in the house. 248 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:48,440 And so I had to suffer being a broke college person all by 249 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:52,720 themselves in a college dorm room with no stimuli from any 250 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:54,520 other person because everyone was gone. 251 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:59,080 And the only things I could do was eat ramen, watch Attack on 252 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,960 Titan, and play Smash. And so that's what I did, throw 253 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:05,200 for an entire month. And I come back and I started 254 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,280 like kicking Sam's butt. Wow. 255 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:11,200 That's maybe a a little far, but I believe it. 256 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,080 I believe. It did. 257 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,320 You did do you did start beating me. 258 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:17,280 I will say that wasn't like my training. 259 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,120 I guess training in the mountains. 260 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,600 It was over that next summer is when I came back and when I was 261 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,680 able to, when I went to playoffs and everything. 262 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,600 Yeah. Sam, I played you before you 263 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:31,120 were like an E sports coach. I feel like it was one time, 264 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,320 really long time. It was when. 265 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,320 I it was when I first started getting into the E sports stuff, 266 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,920 yeah. And I demolished you. 267 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,680 It was no. It was no, Yeah, I wasn't even 268 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:43,480 trying. I I I started, I started off 269 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,000 pretty rough. It was pretty rough but now I 270 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:51,560 can easily say surpassed me levels above. 271 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,800 I mean so several levels. Above. 272 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:58,080 The thing is, I, I have, I have learned that there is a point 273 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:02,200 when you become too good at the game and it is no longer fun to 274 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,720 play and it's no longer fun for anyone else to play against you. 275 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,040 So then the game just doesn't become viable. 276 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,920 As I had the third best player in Iowa on my team last 277 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,240 semester, actually last all last two semesters last year. 278 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:20,080 But yeah, he, he, he pretty handedly just kicked my butt on 279 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:23,560 any character no matter what. He made me hate Mario. 280 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:27,920 He made me hate duck Hunt. He, he literally would do 281 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:31,960 nothing but play duck hunt and do that stupid laugh taunt like 282 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:36,520 just constantly just to like mess with my head and make me go 283 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,880 literally insane. And then there would be Wario 284 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,880 where he would do nothing but like fart on me and, and then 285 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:47,720 like eat me and like throw a motorcycle at me. 286 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,840 And it was just like, and then like the victory screen where 287 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:55,040 he's just like, and he like falls on his back and he's like 288 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,720 rolling around in the dirt. And it's like, wow, I, I am 289 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,720 just, I just, I'm going mentally insane because you will not play 290 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,160 anything else. I honestly best character. 291 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,040 You literally picked this character up for the first time 292 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,320 yesterday and I am losing my mind. 293 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,960 Yeah so I learned really quick if you're too good at the game 294 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,920 fit. It's just like you only get 295 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,680 enjoyment out of purely torturing people and it is not 296 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:20,480 fun for anyone else. When you're saying the whole 297 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,880 victory screen thing when I thought I thought you were going 298 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:27,680 to say that he IRL did his warriors victory screen like he 299 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,600 fell out of his chain. He did every single time. 300 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:34,720 Every single time he would, yeah, alongside Wario and he 301 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,080 would just point at me and laugh and I'm like, what is? 302 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,040 Your. Winner, I was like you are a 303 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:42,720 child like you need to. Calm down, it makes it so much 304 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,560 worse. A trash talking winner. 305 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,680 Yeah, no, he's definitely, definitely a sore winner. 306 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,680 The only, the only time he would win and I actually felt like 307 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,080 fine with it was if he was playing Tunelink, which by the 308 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,440 way is my main. So him beating me on my main 309 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,480 kind of hurt a little bit. But the Tunelink's victory 310 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,840 screen, he chases a pig and sometimes he catches and 311 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,560 sometimes he doesn't. So then when he doesn't catch 312 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,440 it, he's like, I didn't win, I didn't catch the pig. 313 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:12,280 I'm like, I won. Hey, Danny. 314 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,720 Cooker. Everybody be quiet. 315 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,520 And I disturbed her, my famous apple. 316 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,760 Pie everyone act like we're not here so that Dan goes insane. 317 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,960 And buy apple pie. I mean, my peanuts there's. 318 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,280 No damn getting here. Let me tell. 319 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,080 You my peanuts. This bread. 320 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,720 It looks. Just like my peanuts. 321 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,600 Yeah. I'll tell you right now, it was 322 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,000 the best jerking session I've ever had. 323 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,040 And when I was jerking it, by it I mean my peanuts. 324 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,600 My peanuts straight up jerking it straight up. 325 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,240 Well, Mala could. Never. 326 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,960 She could. Never straight. 327 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,760 Up jerk it. No one jerks better than me, and 328 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,640 I was. I mean my peanuts. 329 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,040 There I was, just straight up. Jerking it. 330 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:03,200 Can buy it I am you know. What I mean, Kamala, my pain. 331 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:09,119 It's Salvy, all right. I don't know how long I have 332 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:11,960 tonight. So do I have family over? 333 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:15,760 Oh OK, so we probably shouldn't do an episode like we. 334 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,720 Can still do an episode and I'll and what? 335 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:23,839 Is your family doing just? Watching TVI. 336 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,200 Need to I need to get to a good saving point in Persona 3. 337 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:30,480 Hold on. I thought of my wrestling 338 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,160 character, by the way. Yeah. 339 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,840 I'm so excited. I'm so excited. 340 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:38,680 I was listening to pass UTTS where I thought I had it but I 341 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,920 have it. I have what, 3? 342 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,800 Words. OK, All right. 343 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,920 Andrea the Giant. Oh no. 344 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:51,800 Oh no. Yes, yes. 345 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,880 Yes, she's going to talk like this. 346 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,440 Oh, I can do an Andrea the Giant voice. 347 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,320 Oh yeah, save it. I'm going to save it. 348 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:04,560 That's fair, That's fair. I just have the idea and as soon 349 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,360 as I thought of it I was at work and I had a Eureka moment. 350 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,600 Those are some of the best by the way. 351 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,360 I just. Want to Andrea the Giant? 352 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:17,200 Perfect, yes. I I decided where I'm going to 353 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,080 use my Bobcat Goldwaite character. 354 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,200 What's that? It isn't what it is either 355 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,520 there. Unbelievable. 356 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,480 I guess he was more of the 80s thing. 357 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,680 No, no, it's fine. It's. 358 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:29,160 Fine, that's how we know he sounds a. 359 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,200 Lot like he. Was I'm terrible? 360 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,280 So he. Was the guy. 361 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,760 That always talked. Like this and he's. 362 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:36,960 Like RFK? Junior. 363 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:37,880 He was. He was. 364 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:42,760 Yeah, kind of sounds like RFK. Well, not not really. 365 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,960 Like RFK Junior sounds like. He's at. 366 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:55,400 That one time a Jaguar. So he was, he was one of the 367 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,880 characters of police Academy. Is he the lead singer of corn or 368 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:10,240 something? No, Bob Bobcat Goldwing was in 369 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:15,840 the police Academy of movies. I was more reminded of him again 370 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,760 this week. I watched the movie 1 Crazy 371 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,560 Summer, another one from my childhood. 372 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,400 What's so? What season again he's used for 373 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,800 you? He's he's pretty funny. 374 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,560 The one you and I were talking the, the, the new book you were 375 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,160 showing me. Oh. 376 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,960 The Lancer, Yeah, it's pretty. It's pretty cool. 377 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,520 I'm excited. For that, I think he would make 378 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,280 a perfect Lancer pilot. Oh, I know this guy. 379 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,360 He was in Shakes the Clown, right? 380 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,320 Yes. I don't remember the movie 381 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,960 though. Making up names. 382 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,440 I do remember he was Shakes the Clown, but I can't remember the 383 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,800 movie. I don't remember the movie. 384 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,520 I do. It's over my oh. 385 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:54,440 What is? It, it's, it's a comedy drama 386 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:57,200 that I'll have to get back. Oh. 387 00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:01,400 That's the movie. Yeah, it's literally the movie 388 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,360 Shakes the Clown. The only the only reason I knew 389 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:08,040 this because I was at my grandma's when I was like 4 and 390 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,600 it was on. Don't ask me why. 391 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,200 I know that that it it traumatized me. 392 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,200 That why do you know that? They were. 393 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,960 I'm asking and clowns try and traumatize me. 394 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,760 Well, why do you know that cheddar? 395 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,600 About. The. 396 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,480 The Lancer book for For Mac season and I'm pretty pumped for 397 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,480 it. No. 398 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,320 There's like. There's like 20 different Macs 399 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,320 to pick from, they all do different things. 400 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:35,640 Yeah, you were telling me about it. 401 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:39,080 I can't wait for it. Like mimic another gun. 402 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,480 It's pretty, pretty cool. It's. 403 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,280 Pretty sweet. Oh yeah? 404 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,400 Well. Pretty. 405 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:49,080 Cool, I'm ready whenever you are because I just don't get to be 406 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,480 the part under the table. It's fine. 407 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,320 You're on part of under the table now. 408 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,040 I'm under your table, right? Under my table right now, yeah. 409 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,680 Your hand is dangerously close to the dangerous straight up. 410 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,000 Straight up jerking. Danger Zone. 411 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,680 Danger zone all. Right. 412 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,760 Invited. I'm in my peanuts.