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The Main Menu podcast presents 
C&D under the table. 

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Today I got a large chili cheese
tot filled with chili and 

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cheese. 
That video I I stopped after 

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like 5 minutes when he started 
rubbing his belly and like 

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started playing with it. 
And all you got 5 minutes into 

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it. 
I got 5 minutes into it. 

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Granted I spent the first like 2
1/2 after he said the whole 

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like. 
And I got. 

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This chocolate cake that I'm 
going to cover in manners, it 

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has the lively logo on the top 
left. 

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That's how you know it's a it's 
a video. 

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It's a video of all time for 
sure it. 

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Truly is. 
It truly is. 

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I don't like this. 
Time bring it down a little bit 

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haha. 
It shows. 

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It shows too much of the room. 
Yeah, it looks like I'm an 

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asthma and gold layer. 
Yeah, I mean, it's better, but 

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like, Yep, that's exactly. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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Now it's too low. 
So I don't know. 

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I don't know what I'm doing. 
So we got a new setup. 

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So it's vertical, very vertical.
Very vertical. 

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Still figuring it out. 
I need a tripod for this webcam.

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I'll get there, but it's nice 
having two monitors for sure. 

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Yeah. 
I have mine. 

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Have you ever seen a picture of 
my setup? 

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No. 
I have monitors like they're 

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like angled in for me. 
Yeah, that that's the most 

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efficient way. 
But my desk is so small that I 

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went vertical with it because I 
had a soundproof like a ace 

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around it basically. 
I took that off anyway so I 

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don't know. 
I don't know if I like this but 

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it's 972 monitors playing with 
so it's a lot easier. 

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When you go to change excuse me,
what? 

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Your main display is nice. 
What? 

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What the fuck? 
Is that you? 

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Younger. 
What is with your background? 

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What? 
That's crap. 

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Those are man boobs. 
Those are that's Hillary. 

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That's Hillary. 
That's. 

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Hillary Clinton. 
No, that's Hillary. 

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Grimy picks. 
Wow, I don't like the angry. 

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Those are those are picks. 
Those are actual boobs. 

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Like you're on your way down the
the figure of the man about to 

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pleasure him. 
Yeah, that's how I feel like I 

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don't like it. 
It's. 

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Like that one? 
Picture of that really tiny 

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white girl sitting on the couch 
and those 5 black men are just 

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standing behind her staring at 
her you mean. 

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Mr. Master sitting on the couch,
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Yeah. 
We know that very well. 

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Burly black or white man behind 
him. 

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Now there's A and a handicap. 
He's like a handicap symbol, 

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like on like a cap. 
Yeah, you're right. 

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There is. 
I got to take a picture so now 

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we have a podcast. 
Imgur link. 

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I don't know if you guys saw it.
I saw it, no pictures of me. 

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Yeah, yeah. 
So we'll post now there whatever

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images we're talking about. 
And it's nice because it's all 

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in one post, so you can do it by
episode, which is pretty sweet. 

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Nice it. 
Is not tis tis nice. 

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Tis nice, sorry I'm looking at. 
Sorry, that's all I can think of

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now. 
That's all I can think of, so 

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yeah, click the inger link to 
see just a. 

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Beautiful man with your with 
your and how your like display 

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settings are. 
Do you are you able to just move

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your cur your cursor up or do 
you have to go like left and 

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right with it? 
Oh yeah, you move it right up. 

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You can. 
You can change and drag the the 

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settings for the screen. 
It gives like a little diagram 

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and you can change where screen 
to go, whether it's above or low

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or left or right. 
So yeah, set right above it, my 

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cursor goes right up. 
Oh, you can. 

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Yeah. 
For some reason both of my 

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monitors are both 27 inch by 
like whatever, they're the same 

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size, but my curve monitor has a
higher resolution, so the so the

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computer reads it as a bigger 
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So like I have to like go in the
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screens, otherwise if I tried to
do it from the top it gets 

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stuck. 
That's really weird. 

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Yeah, I made sure that my second
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first one. 
The first one I got off at 

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Amazon. 
It was 22 inch kind of cheap, 

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but it's super thin really like 
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You know it's 1080P. 
You know giga farts, giga farts.

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It's got enough giga chads. 
I don't know it it works fine 

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but I I'm wanted the exact same 
one because I also know that it 

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mounts because I got the mount 
before I got the second screen 

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so. 
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Yeah, I like the other one. 
I don't know. 

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It looks like Among Us character
it does. 

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Yeah, it does. 
Looks like Baki. 

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Yeah, I just thought it'd be 
funny. 

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You'd be surprised that that 
gentleman that I that I put on 

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my background, he he did not 
have the biggest pecks there 

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were. 
There were people that had far 

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larger. 
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There's, there's, there's, 
there's another one that's. 

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Still a jump scare though. 
Yeah, I know, I know it was 

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that's. 1/2 naked man. 
And I'm waiting for, I'm waiting

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for the camera to load up. 
And I'm like, yeah, come on, 

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this is going to be good. 
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Yeah, what up, baby? 
So I had a 12 hour stream today.

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Oh wow. 
Yeah. 

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And it was only today, because 
in my presence of mine, I 

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complete, I, when I was setting 
up the schedule for it and I was

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like pinging everyone. 
I was like, yeah, it's going to 

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be this day. 
I did not have the presence of 

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mind that it was a Saturday, 
that I was scheduling it for a 

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Saturday. 
And I'm like, Oh no. 

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And I didn't even think about it
until like, Wednesday. 

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What? 
Already. 

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So I had a poll up in like what 
games I should play and all this

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by the way, follow me on Twitch 
Zeno Cheddar I'll. 

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Link it, yeah. 
I started at 7:00 this morning 

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and then I just got done like 40
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Just streaming all day. 
Yeah, I took like a 15 minute 

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lunch and then like I started 
getting a headache, so I took 

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another 10 minute break and then
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That's all the breaks. 
I had other guys I was streaming

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the entire time. 
Interacting the whole time, 

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yeah, that's exhausting. 
It really is. 

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Yeah. 
When you're when you're on 

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Switch is on for that amount of 
time. 

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Oh yeah. 
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Might not. 
Kind of. 

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Entertain It's it's no, I I like
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The only problem is is that like
12 hours is a long time. 

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Yeah, it is. 
I like a little bit longer 

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streams. 
In my opinion they they allow 

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for more variety and this and 
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But then again shorter streams 
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if I just do like a 2 hour 
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basically just get your funnies 
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the day to do stuff. 
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Do a lot of people? 
Are there a lot of? 

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Are there a good portion of you 
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with? 
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there, obviously there's people 
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I actually know like 3 or 4 
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Netherlands, one from Germany 
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Hello mate. 
Hello mate. 

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British. 
But they obviously they popped 

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in when it was like like noonish
because that was when like their

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day was basically over and they 
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But then they just like fell off
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I actually, it's funny, I 
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and a lot more interaction in 
the last hour of my stream. 

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It makes sense. 
People are off of work. 

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Yeah, at least the US one. 
Yeah, well, it's Saturday. 

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Everybody works Saturday. 
Everybody. 

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Else yeah, some do. 
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there's so many people that work
Saturdays and it sucks. 

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I used to do it. 
There's nothing I hate more. 

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Yeah, I agree. 
September I work all Saturdays. 

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They're mandatory because it's 
the start of harvest. 

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Yeah, yeah, it goes. 
Back when I, back when I worked 

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at McDonald's, I work, I, there 
was a time where I worked 

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literally a month and a half 
straight because like people 

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kept calling in or whatever, or 
like they like switched the 

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schedules like last minute. 
And then they would like call me

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and be like, hey, Derek, where 
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And I'm like, what do you mean 
it's my day off? 

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No, you're scheduled today. 
And I'm like, OK, cool. 

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Dang it. 
Well, McDonald's, yeah, they run

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a tight ship. 
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Literally took until like the GM
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the past like schedules and 
stuff like that because there 

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was like a lot of like 
scheduling errors and stuff like

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that. 
And yeah, she was like looking 

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past to see how how far it like 
spanned back. 

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And then she like I was working 
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she's like, hey, Derek, when was
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And I said, it's in the middle 
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We're in the middle of April. 
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somewhere around there. 
And she's like, and she was 

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like, what? 
And I was like, yeah, she's 

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like, have the next three days 
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Yeah. 
I was like, oh, sick. 

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Pretty sure what they did was 
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I don't know if you were a 
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No, I was well out of high 
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Of age he. 
Could have. 

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I was of age about it. 
He must have liked it. 

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Yeah, I loved the overtime. 
Yeah, no. 

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Didn't get it half the time when
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eventually got it. 
No kidding. 

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Yeah, yeah, McDonald's is 
usually really bad about, I know

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they track their track their 
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profitable they are at that 
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for long enough to start. 
Did you work there? 

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No, but my wife did. 
Okay, Alex worked at McDonald's.

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I worked there for one week. 
Did you hate it that much? 

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Walmart had called me back so I 
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Deuces. 
Yeah, yeah. 

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I would I would take Walmart 
over and I wouldn't wouldn't 

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want to work at Walmart either, 
but I'd take Walmart. 

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No, it was bad. 
I worked in the deli at Walmart 

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so I caught my finger extremely 
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slicers. 
That did happen. 

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I got to wear one of those. 
The finger condoms bleeding 

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profusely. 
What else happened? 

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What else happened at Walmart 
Deli? 

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I reached inside a lot of 
rotisserie chickens when they 

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were raw and pulled out the 
guts. 

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They smell really good right out
the bag when they're frozen and 

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raw. 
Just gonna say the temptation 

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was there to eat a raw chicken. 
I just watched the guy eat a raw

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steak. 
He was. 

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It's much safer to eat raw steak
than it is raw chicken. 

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It I mean it's a. 
Great way to get. 

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A parasite, you'll kill 
yourself. 

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Pinworms. 
You'll kill yourself eating. 

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I mean, yeah, raw steak's not 
great either, but raw chicken 

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will kill you. 
Yeah, you will. 

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You could die. 
His his whole thing was this is 

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where creatine comes from and he
was saying you need. 

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No, it's not. 
Oh, it's not. 

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That's where pin worms come. 
From that's both you're. 

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Gonna get a cheap yes. 
There's no creatine in steak and

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beef. 
There is creatine, yes, but raw 

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you're not. 
You might as well cook it, yeah,

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and not get sick. 
Just get the creatine. 

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I think so. 
I mean it's. 

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You know, OK. 
Try to cook it till it's rare. 

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You're like oh raw has more 
creatine, do take a creatine 

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supplement words. 
They have no, yeah, no. 

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Right, that's weird. 
Here in 2024 they have this 

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powder you can put straighten 
them water. 

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Right. 
That's my. 

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Creatine Water. 
My best friend's wife eats her 

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steaks blue, which is basically 
just you see the top and the 

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bottom and that's it. 
Oh, OK. 

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Yeah, so, so rare. 
That's how you can. 

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Worms ultra rare, pretty much 
like the cow at this point. 

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Yeah, moo moo. 
I love it when. 

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Growing up, we always had I 
always had to have it well done.

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Wait, my mom liked her. 
She's burnt and there it was 

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Flavorful I get, but I growing 
up. 

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I did the same thing. 
I get mine not medium rare. 

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I can't do that. 
I do medium well. 

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I want it brown through. 
I don't. 

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It doesn't need to be blackened 
though. 

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I don't need it to be cast into 
the depths of Hades. 

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Right. 
Yeah, I like a good crust. 

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Yeah, I like a good. 
Crust. 

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You can do that with steering. 
But I can't do. 

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So I like, I like my steaks like
medium rare, medium well how how

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Alex was saying it, but I like 
my hamburgers like well done. 

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Yeah. 
That hamburgers. 

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Hamburgers are definitely so 
have a lot more surface area 

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that touches the hamburger meets
ground up, so a lot more chance 

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for bacteria so forth. 
So it really is better to cook 

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your hamburger all the way, you 
know, a little pink in the 

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middle and it's all right. 
I don't I don't hate it, but I 

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don't I don't go for. 
I just remembered another pro 

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tip from the deli, My deli life.
I tried a lot of things there. 

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There's a brand I still 
remember, it's called Krakus. 

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Ham was the cheapest disgusting 
looking ham. 

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I just don't get it. 
The best meat you can get. 

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I've tried everything. 
The best is the sun dried tomato

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Turkey. 
Now Turkey meat is not usually 

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the best, but the sun dried 
tomato seasoning, it's so 

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powerful. 
It's such a good flavor. 

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So it's just a seasoning. 
I mean, it's baked into it, so 

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it's all it's, it's delicious. 
So it kind of. 

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Reminds me of those like garden 
salsa, like sun chips. 

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It is like that, but nothing 
actually like that at all. 

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It's a Turkey, so. 
I I made a BLTI made ABL. 

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I called it BLTI. 
Wish I would have known about 

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the sun dried tomato. 
I may do that next time. 

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With Turkey. 
Yeah, I took a Turkey breast and

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seasoned it, you know, injected 
it with, injected it with 

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Sprite, I think Crown Apple and.
Sprite. 

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Yeah, and Apple. 
Yeah, and bacon, I think. 

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Bacon, Bacon, bacon. 
Yeah. 

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And a Turkey. 
Yeah, I injected the breast and 

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then I wrapped it in a bacon 
weave and then threw it in the 

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smoker. 
Bacon weave. 

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Until it reached the internal 
temperature. 

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I went Bacon has a weave check. 
Internal internal temperature. 

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It was super, super moist, 
really delicious. 

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It was definitely the some of 
the best Turkey that I'd ever 

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have. 
But yeah, but now that I know 

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about that, I'll have to look 
that and. 

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Yeah, you can get sun dried 
tomatoes. 

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So yeah, you could incorporate 
it yourself because it's a great

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flavor with Turkey. 
Well, I take and. 

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I just take the tomatoes and 
I'll just Chuck it at the 

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Turkey. 
Well, I suppose what I like. 

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Let it dry. 
I like to cut holes in the like 

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roast beef. 
I'll shove garlic cloves in 

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there so it infuses the garlic 
flavor. 

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Oh my. 
Ridiculously good. 

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So cheddar, You're made of 
cheese. 

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What's your favorite cheese? 
You know, it's funny you it's 

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Pepper. 
Jack Body by cheese. 

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Have I? 
Have I asked you that? 

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Was that on air or off the air? 
We need to legally change your 

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name to Pepper Jack. 
That's. 

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Yeah, I'm going to be called PJ 
now. 

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Hey, what up, PJ? 
Whatever you do, just. 

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Kind of call you Jack pepper 
Jack. 

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Pepper Jack's awesome. 
I want to try. 

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I want to try the Carolina 
Reaper. 

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Jack though. 
I was. 

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I was going to ask. 
You if it's. 

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Not as good as you would think. 
I've tried it. 

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I've tried the ghost pepper one 
and the Carolina Reaper. 

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It's it's good, it's just not as
good as you would think. 

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Well. 
Yeah, all that heat for the the 

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Carolina Reaper kind of kill the
taste. 

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Just at that point you're just 
and I've had ghost pepper cheese

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that really delicious. 
But it it was it was pretty warm

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and I like ghost pepper. 
Wasn't bad. 

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Pretty warm ghost pepper. 
Yeah, I I have supernatural 

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powers when it comes to hot 
stuff. 

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Supernatural powers. 
Yeah, everybody says and never 

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everybody that I work with like 
Lenny, everybody, they all say 

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don't ever listen to Bob if he. 
Eats something that's. 

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Supposed to be hot and. 
He says it's fine. 

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Yeah. 
I'm the same way though because 

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I lived for two years in 
Thailand. 

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Everything was just so mind 
bogglingly hot. 

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Nothing tastes anymore so people
are like how spicy is it? 

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And I? 
I don't even answer people, I 

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stare at them like. 
Oh no. 

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Especially. 
People who know me, people who 

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know me, they're like, oh, how 
spicy is it? 

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And I'll look at them like, 
especially my mother-in-law. 

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I'm just kind of like. 
Yeah. 

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What? 
If you ever do that again. 

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Don't ask me. 
Please, Alex, if you ever do 

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that again, trick her and 
videotape it and send it to me 

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because I want to see that I. 
Would definitely do that, except

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for the problem with that would 
be the amount of drama I would 

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have to deal with after that. 
Oh yeah, would make me want to 

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just jump off a Cliff. 
Dang it. 

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Yeah, I get that. 
You're right. 

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You're right. 
Honestly, you would think she'd 

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be like, oh hey, I'm just going 
to quit talking to you for a. 

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While I'm like, OK, no, Nope, I 
know that. 

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Nope, I know that. 
I know your mother-in-law. 

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Nope, I'm sorry. 
OK. 

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I just want to say that I'm 
sorry. 

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I saw it, yeah. 
I know your mother-in-law. 

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It's funny. 
You're a better man than me. 

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That would have been a deal 
breaker for me. 

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I would have met her and went 
no. 

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My wife, My wife is absolutely 
incredible. 

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Absolutely incredible. 
She is worth it. 

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I'll say that. 
My wife is worth it. 

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That's good ridiculousness I 
have to deal with. 

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But I kid you not, I'm getting 
to the point. 

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No, no. 
And she knows this too. 

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It's getting to the point. 
It's like if you're not careful,

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if if certain party is not 
careful, it's like that we're 

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going to take a little break and
there will be nothing that she 

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can say. 
And if she tries to keep pushing

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then I'll block her number and 
be like, we need a little break.

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00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,280
Yeah. 
We'll see you at church because 

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you live right next to us but or
live in the same city as us but.

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Yeah, I in fact, I was. 
So you are. 

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You're in the Saint Louis area, 
right? 

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Yes. 
Yeah, I was just down and I, I 

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wanted to like text you or 
whatever, but like we were, we 

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were in the Children's Hospital,
Abby. 

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You just reminded me. 
Oh, right, right, right. 

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Michaela was going to go. 
My wife was going to go and 

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visit her today. 
She was going to spend the whole

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Saturday with her because of 
everything that's going down. 

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She got so sick for like, yeah. 
So you just reminded me I'm 

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going to be going. 
Around here it was nuts. 

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In the middle of March, I'm 
going to be in Missouri for a 

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Yu-gi-oh tournament. 
Where is it at? 

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Middle of March. 
Oh, I'm going to have to get 

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back to you on that. 
It's in. 

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Missouri, just shoot me a 
message and give me a a specific

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date. 
I'll come once you play like 

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I'll take a day off work. 
I could use a day. 

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Off work anyway, so I will just 
say it's going to be completely 

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boring. 
I would. 

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I would almost. 
I almost. 

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Want to play Yu-gi-oh? 
When I was a kid, I used to 

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play. 
I I was really into it so I 

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00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:27,080
could let I could let that kids 
side of myself take over again 

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and be excited about. 
Give Alex your deck and he'll 

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absolutely dominate somehow. 
Hell yeah. 

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00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:38,080
Oh, hey guys, I haven't played 
Yu-gi-oh in like 30 years. 

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I'm a little rusty. 
Take it easy on me. 

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00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,120
So Alex, how'd you win the 
tournament so easily? 

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I don't know. 
Honestly not sure. 

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Because I'm now. 
At scale I'm. 

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Not that good. 
I really haven't played in a 

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really long time, but I don't I 
guess I'd go lucky or something.

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Let. 
Me. 

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Just let me. 
Look it up, I texted, I texted 

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our the guy that pretty much 
invited me, but I'll look it up.

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Mr. Master, what's your favorite
cheese? 

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00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:11,840
Oh man, it kind of depends on 
the day but I honestly I would 

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have to say I I eat more I need 
more sharp or extra sharp 

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cheddar than anything else. 
Yeah, you gotta go with the 

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00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,920
sharp cheese, man. 
It depends on on what it is that

403
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,200
I'm using it on. 
But I mean, I really feel like 

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there's difference for different
occasions. 

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Definitely. 
Whatever I agree in. 

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Fact. 
I just learned how to make 

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Velveeta, so I'm gonna I haven't
done it yet. 

408
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,720
I've made it with I've made it 
with cheddar cheese. 

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00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,680
Tastes exactly like it. 
Ridiculously ridiculous. 

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00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,120
I like to be cheese. 
Yeah, I'm gonna do it with 

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Asiago. 
Yeah, from under. 

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00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,120
I know how to make that one I 
wanna. 

413
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,680
I've been wanting to make some. 
Farmer's cheese. 

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Goat cheese. 
If I had a goat, I'd make goat 

415
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cheese. 
You can make farmer's cheese. 

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That's one of the easiest ones 
to make. 

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You can make it home, really. 
What is farmer's cheese? 

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00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,160
Does it involve human milk? 
No, it's it's very similar to. 

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It's a real easy process, very 
similar. 

420
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It's very similar in taste and 
texture to mozzarella. 

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00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,400
You can also really easily make 
a couple of hours your ricotta 

422
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cheese or cottage cream. 
It's all, it's all really, 

423
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really eat. 
Like a cream cheese cheese 

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Easter baby. 
I used to make yogurt and then I

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would do different things. 
I played played around with the 

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way real similar. 
To I like a sharp. 

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00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,400
I like a sharp cheese. 
I like a sharp cheddar. 

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00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,560
Cheddar goes with everything, 
pretty much, and that's true on 

429
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,880
this podcast too. 
For me I just doesn't have like 

430
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,480
like. 
It has a weird after taste to 

431
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,400
me. 
That's it. 

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I like that. 
It definitely can leave that 

433
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,000
strange after taste to it. 
I don't mind it. 

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00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,720
I don't. 
I wouldn't necessarily say I 

435
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,600
like it, but I don't mind it. 
It's fine for me. 

436
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,920
One of my favorites I would say 
is oh what was I thinking, 

437
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,960
monster. 
I like monster cheese. 

438
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,480
That's Danny's. 
Yeah, it's like good melting 

439
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,000
it's property it. 
Does it's got a good melting 

440
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,200
property? 
It's not. 

441
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:59,760
I do love a super strong cheese,
obviously, but yeah, it's got 

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really nice flavor while also 
being not too strong, which is 

443
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rarely it's one or the others, 
but it's. 

444
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,840
Got to be. 
It's got to be strong for me. 

445
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,240
Well, I think it is. 
Only I love. 

446
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:14,400
It that is a better flavor than 
than mozzarella. 

447
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,440
And yeah, it compares to Swiss, 
but it's a little more earthy. 

448
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,280
I like Swiss. 
Definitely. 

449
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,680
I love. 
I like a sharp Swiss. 

450
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,880
Oh, yeah, I need to taste the 
cheese. 

451
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,680
I hate I have a bite into a 
sandwich. 

452
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,520
And especially if you got to pay
for the cheese and you don't and

453
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,280
you don't taste it. 
Yeah, that's why Subway never go

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provolone if you just want to 
not taste cheese. 

455
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,640
But you can get provolone. 
Provolone. 

456
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,760
Yeah, get provolone if you don't
want cheese or don't like cheese

457
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,280
because it doesn't taste like 
anything. 

458
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,000
It just tastes like whatever 
you're eating. 

459
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:41,880
Take it. 
Eating. 

460
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,440
Yeah. 
Eat a slice of that provolone. 

461
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,480
It's just nothing. 
It's not salty. 

462
00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,280
It's not. 
It's not. 

463
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,920
Anything get it. 
If you get it smoked it's 

464
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,360
better, but it has a better. 
Smoke provolone I would imagine,

465
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,520
but then you're just tasting, 
you know, smoke flavor. 

466
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,400
It just absorbs whatever. 
You kind of, you kind of get a 

467
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,160
little more of the provolone 
flavor. 

468
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,040
Provolone could be good, but to 
me you need like more of 

469
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,120
provolone than you do normal 
cheat because the flavor's not 

470
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:04,960
strong. 
I would say I. 

471
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:08,480
Actually want to ask Alex what 
part of Saint Louis does he live

472
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,120
in? 
Benton area. 

473
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,200
OK, because the tournament is 
going to be happening in Saint 

474
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,960
Peters. 
I think that's about an hour 

475
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:17,480
from me. 
How? 

476
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,680
Many Saints I got down. 
There 40 minutes. 

477
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,960
No, it's not too super far so I 
could take it down for it. 

478
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,320
Go check that out. 
Oh yeah, be sweet. 

479
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,360
Oh yeah. 
See Cheddar dominate heck. 

480
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,720
Yeah. 
I'll pretend to be your coach. 

481
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:34,080
I'll come in with my baseball 
cap, in my hat that says coat or

482
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,120
in my shirt that says coach. 
And as you're losing, I'll just 

483
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:42,120
like. 
What are you doing? 

484
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,160
You're embarrassing me out 
there. 

485
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,640
Like what? 
Did I Don't you everything I 

486
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:54,280
know go and pitch it away like a
little baby and they're like 

487
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,720
throwing me out just because. 
The locker room, there's no 

488
00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,800
locker room. 
You just do. 

489
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:03,040
It the other, I'll be in the 
locker room. 

490
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,760
There isn't one. 
I'll make one. 

491
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,600
I'm going to the bathroom then 
yeah, you just give your coach 

492
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,760
pep talk. 
I'm going to the bathroom right 

493
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:14,520
now. 
Jenner, we're at halftime. 

494
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,120
There is no halftime. 
You yank me out in the middle of

495
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,800
the play. 
You can't do this is. 

496
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,760
There people watching. 
You've been in. 

497
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,240
You've been in tournaments 
before? 

498
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:24,560
Is there? 
Is there People do people? 

499
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,960
Walk. 
I don't think there's yeah, 

500
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:29,280
spectators, would there be? 
So like, yes and no. 

501
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,680
Like sometimes they're the 
players just like, walk around. 

502
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,280
Sometimes they just watch the 
games. 

503
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:39,640
Yeah, that's going on. 
Other than that, coaching is 

504
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:43,600
actually very prohibited and. 
This type of stuff funnier, 

505
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,080
yeah. 
They're not supposed to tell 

506
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,600
them what to what to lay down. 
Like they, they make it to where

507
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,640
it's, and it's part of the 
policy for the judges where you 

508
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:58,200
can't ask them like like, can I 
activate this card right now in 

509
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,760
response to like another card? 
They can't tell you because 

510
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:08,640
that's considered coaching. 
So it it, it's, it's a very like

511
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:12,440
thin Gray line between coaching 
and actually telling you how 

512
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,520
cards work. 
Feel like a Yu-gi-oh referee is 

513
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,880
like the worst Reddit moderator 
that has ever ruled. 

514
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:23,160
Like that's sort of easy. 
He moonlights as a Reddit 

515
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:27,160
moderator and. 
You'd actually be surprised on 

516
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,360
like and it's. 
Yu-gi-oh. 

517
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,760
I hate to say it like this, but 
some of them are very attractive

518
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,840
like you would you would not 
associate these people with Yu. 

519
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:39,040
GI 0. 
What what it you said people you

520
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,400
didn't gender that these men, 
these men are. 

521
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,920
Attract wise, yeah. 
Huh. 

522
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,760
OK. 
Wait, do you do you go to 

523
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,280
Yu-gi-oh to meet the hotties? 
I'm a judge I. 

524
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,080
I'm not judging. 
You one of the judges. 

525
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:53,920
You're a Betty. 
No, I, I if they happen to be 

526
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:57,440
there at the same time I am and 
I appreciate the look, the view.

527
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,280
Gotcha. 
Wait, that's a really, it's a 

528
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,000
really suave, sophisticated way 
to put that. 

529
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,320
I like that too. 
Good job. 

530
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,280
Thank you, I appreciate the 
view. 

531
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,000
Without being disrespectful, 
let's just throw that out there.

532
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,760
Yeah, I don't. 
I don't like with Goldberg, so I

533
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,880
don't like. 
Oh, OK. 

534
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:19,400
You see me walk up with my loud,
crunchy bag of chips, just like 

535
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,520
from the stand. 
I see one of the judges. 

536
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,360
She's mildly attractive, but I'm
like, oh, so you're a Yu-gi-oh 

537
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,040
judge? 
And she's like, yeah, yeah, kind

538
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,800
of. 
I was like, and I go why you're 

539
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,480
attractive, do anything else 
with your life. 

540
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,240
Is them anime still have a 
following? 

541
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,840
You'll still watch that anime? 
Is it still going? 

542
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,360
Yeah, it is. 
It hasn't finished. 

543
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:46,400
So it's, well, it's OK. 
So for each like generation of 

544
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,320
Yu-gi-oh that goes on, there's a
new anime that comes out for it.

545
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:54,200
It's not always like Yugi Moto 
and Kaiba and all that that's 

546
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,160
done. 
They've been through five, I 

547
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:01,520
think 5 different animes just 
for Yugioh and it they always 

548
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,600
have these. 
It's with the newer decks, the 

549
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,000
newer mechanics, all that. 
So it's like Power Rangers, 

550
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,400
Yeah. 
Yeah, they have cards. 

551
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,720
What cards? 
It's like Power Rangers but with

552
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:14,720
cards. 
Yeah. 

553
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,880
Oh, gotcha. 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 

554
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,880
Yeah, and there's no pot of 
greed anymore. 

555
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,680
Dang it, no, that's like that's 
that's never the only one I knew

556
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,880
It's. 
The only one I knew. 

557
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,040
Blue eyes, white dragon. 
Dang it. 

558
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:31,360
Woo. 
Today I got a large chili cheese

559
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:34,040
tot filled with chili and 
cheese. 

560
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:38,360
Well, yeah, that's that's good. 
Yay. 

561
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:39,240
I knew he was coming. 
I know. 

562
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,040
Something else I guess. 
Hey, what up baby? 

563
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:42,880
Just. 
Sent. 

564
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,400
That video to anyone else or did
you just send that to me? 

565
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,160
I just sent that. 
Oh, OK. 

566
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,880
Although I did play it for Danny
and Alex last night because we 

567
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:57,760
were on the Call of Duty. 
Such a rancid video it's so 

568
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:03,480
disgusting. 
For the listeners, it's King 

569
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,480
Ass. 
Ripper is a fartist on YouTube. 

570
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,240
He's a fartist and his videos 
are just, they're just like 

571
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,480
pornographic. 
When you watch like a farting 

572
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,320
competition, like compilation, 
something about it. 

573
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,080
I feel like, I feel like I'm, I 
feel like I should be an 

574
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,040
Incognito mode. 
Like what am I watching? 

575
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:24,760
But he does mukbangs in in this 
particular one. 

576
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,960
Real quick. 
Sonic chili, cheese tots and an 

577
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,480
entire cake of covered in 
mayonnaise. 

578
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,400
And three more fucking corn 
dogs. 

579
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,880
How we put it. 
Real quick, Real quick. 

580
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,240
Yeah, you. 
Should really explain what a 

581
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,440
mukbang is. 
I realize I know what it is 

582
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,600
because I yeah, it's last night.
It's an Internet term. 

583
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,040
Might not. 
Internet term where you just. 

584
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,480
You just eat in front of the 
camera. 

585
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:50,360
It's a, it's a very first world 
kind of video where you eat 

586
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:54,680
thousands of calories and just 
you don't care about the people 

587
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,640
in Africa who don't have 
anything. 

588
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,240
Right. 
But then. 

589
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,280
You're going to eat. 
You're going to eat a lot. 

590
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,840
So a. 
Modeler going to watch. 

591
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,600
It's a mukbang is a Korean word 
and it literally means to sit 

592
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,880
and watch someone eat. 
Wow. 

593
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,120
Yeah. 
Sounds like something they would

594
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,160
do over. 
A fetish in some areas. 

595
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,960
No. 
What it is and let me explain it

596
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,880
to. 
You it feel fetish, that's the 

597
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,520
word. 
People are lonely because that 

598
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,320
they don't go out and meet other
people, so they have their 

599
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,720
dinner while they watch someone 
else eat their food and so and 

600
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:25,880
talk and so it's like. 
With. 

601
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,400
Another. 
Person. 

602
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,680
Oh yeah, I guess that means. 
But it's like you're in King Ass

603
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:35,960
Ripper's car. 
Yeah, it's it's, it's not like 

604
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,600
you're in King Ass Ripper's car.
It's more like you're tied in a 

605
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,840
just a just and forced to watch.
This you're tied to the chair. 

606
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:48,920
So so I started like like eating
the mayonnaise just straight out

607
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,960
the jar and he starts like 
rubbing it on his big ass belly 

608
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:57,160
and he starts. 
The video is age restricted. 

609
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,920
Yeah, it's age restricted. 
That's why you say it seems 

610
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,920
pornographic. 
It says LiveLeak in the corner. 

611
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:08,120
It literally has a LiveLeak logo
in the top left corner of the 

612
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,120
video. 
Kid out there, That's the 

613
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,160
website where the head. 
Yeah, I'd rather, I think I'd 

614
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,560
rather watch one of those videos
you. 

615
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,240
Find out what a Colombian 
necktie. 

616
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,640
Is I'd feel more at. 
Home. 

617
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,160
Yeah, that's not. 
I know what a Colombian necktie 

618
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,200
is. 
I do too. 

619
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,960
Lively killed me. 
I yeah, I've, I've made a couple

620
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,960
of them. 
They they took down that site, 

621
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,520
by the way. 
They did, didn't they? 

622
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,040
President Trump, please bring it
back. 

623
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,640
Oh, no, no, it's. 
Yeah, but. 

624
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,720
Violent video games. 
You brought back TikTok 

625
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,640
LiveLeak. 
It's a vile corner of the 

626
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,600
Internet. 
You know, when I watch something

627
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,520
like that, that that you know, 
somebody eating or cooking or 

628
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,440
whatever and it makes me hungry,
I just always turn over to my 

629
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,200
600 LB life and realized I don't
eat that much. 

630
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,640
Yeah, where the girl's forehead 
is fat. 

631
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,400
Yeah, I. 
Like. 

632
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,120
I like watching thousands of. 
Pounds sisters. 

633
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,160
Yeah. 
There you go. 

634
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,280
There you go. 
That's that's what is 1000 LB 

635
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,640
sisters. 
One of them, their forehead is 

636
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,280
fat. 
There was, there was a lady I 

637
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:09,840
saw when we were at the 
hospital, she was 954 on my 600 

638
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:13,280
LB life and she was, she was, 
she was a mukbanger. 

639
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,040
You don't know how hard it is, 
Amy. 

640
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,840
I forgot about. 
That Yeah, yeah. 

641
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:22,600
But she apparently she so she 
would she was on, you know, she 

642
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,680
was on sites where it was like a
fetish thing. 

643
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:29,240
Yeah, but she would put, she 
would place the food like on her

644
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,520
belly because her belly was 
large enough to be a shelf. 

645
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:35,520
But from like from like she from
like the the chest up. 

646
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,280
She did not look, she did not 
look 1000 lbs. 

647
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,440
She looked, she looked about my 
size, if not if not a little 

648
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,640
smaller even she had like. 
The Giant. 

649
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:48,480
I like my I like double chin. 
Yeah, you. 

650
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,200
You couldn't. 
Hardly. 

651
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:50,880
She had barely any double chin 
at all. 

652
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,120
She didn't pull off the beard, 
though. 

653
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,120
No, no, they're called. 
Feeders. 

654
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,680
Yeah, apparently she made a lot 
of money. 

655
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,880
When they sexualized it, it's 
called feeders. 

656
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,040
Feeder. 
Yeah, that's. 

657
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:06,080
Yep, Yep, Yep, that's. 
I got a large chili cheese top 

658
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:11,520
filled with chili and cheese. 
It's like a train wreck. 

659
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,720
You actually can't stop looking 
at it. 

660
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,360
Yeah. 
Here I can hear how fat he is 

661
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,200
going to talk. 
Right. 

662
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,680
Well, he breaks at the end like 
how he's like, yeah, I just had 

663
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:26,920
2600 calories in his butt and he
smacks it and jiggles around. 

664
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,680
It's like he's he knows what he 
is. 

665
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,960
Covered in mayonnaise, It's. 
Or Curtis, this thing. 

666
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:36,000
I don't wanna eat bears with his
shirt off your skin. 

667
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,840
Yeah, it ends with his shirt 
off. 

668
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,760
Probably pants too, I don't 
know, it's absolutely mild. 

669
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,000
It sounds diabolical. 
Drop this. 

670
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,080
Diabolical. 
In the inger link. 

671
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,800
Goodie yeah. 
So where does that? 

672
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:57,000
Where does that show up then in 
the podcast or excuse the where 

673
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,640
people look at the podcast, the 
Ember link? 

674
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,880
Yeah, yeah, the in our podcast 
description, yeah, there's now a

675
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,560
blue link that says images from 
the from the show, yeah. 

676
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,720
And you can see, you know, key 
things that we talk about 

677
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,040
visually. 
So from here on out there, 

678
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,120
you're gonna see the images if 
you click on that, if you want 

679
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,760
to be involved or if. 
We like place me or if we post 

680
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,040
memes or something like that. 
Links to the memes. 

681
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,600
Yeah. 
So it's pretty cool. 

682
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,520
Organized by episode. 
So we started in our last 

683
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:28,400
episode of our last few. 
For instance for this episode. 

684
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,400
Cheddar on cheddar faces. 
Yeah. 

685
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,200
Well, this episode for 
Mothership, do you want me to 

686
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,080
send you some of the pictures 
and stuff? 

687
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,920
We could do it for Z&D too. 
Visual. 

688
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,560
Do it for. 
Yeah, it could. 

689
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,640
I. 
Just did it for the the Utts 

690
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:42,280
because. 
We talked about do it where we 

691
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,480
have like all of our tokens and 
stuff like that. 

692
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,560
Like in the introduction 
episodes or something like. 

693
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,800
That, yeah, yeah, that would 
make sense. 

694
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,640
I think I don't want to make it.
I don't want to make it to where

695
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,640
it's like a lot of extra work. 
You know what I mean? 

696
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:52,400
Right, Right. 
I. 

697
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,040
Think that's, I think that's 
doable. 

698
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,720
But yeah, we're moving up in the
world. 

699
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,840
I got a whole new setup. 
I like that joy. 

700
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,240
That's really good. 
Yeah, we're we're slowly 

701
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,120
evolving. 
Yeah, evolving, but forwards. 

702
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:08,840
Devolving, but forwards. 
Devolving but forwards motto. 

703
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:14,360
What's? 
What's that we're? 

704
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,880
Gonna. 
We're gonna get one of those 

705
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,400
T-shirts that has like the red 
and blue poster, like the 

706
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,160
president they do with the 
president's faces, and it's 

707
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,760
gonna be Cheddar looking off in 
the distance. 

708
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,000
And that's what it's gonna say 
underneath. 

709
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,880
Devolving, but forwards. 
Or it's gonna be the the picture

710
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,800
of him from last week with the 
camera right here. 

711
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:35,280
Yeah. 
Need to make that. 

712
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,200
I may have two brain, I may have
two brain cells, but they're 

713
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,360
fighting for 3rd place right 
now. 

714
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,960
It's. 
Just it's just Chatter's face 

715
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,360
and instead of like Occupy Mars 
or something like that, it just 

716
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:52,280
says Occupy Dirt. 
There is a Obama poster maker. 

717
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,760
Yeah, instead of just, instead 
of Obama's face and change 

718
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,480
underneath it, it's Cheddar's 
face, and it just says devolve. 

719
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,960
Devolve. 
Yes, I'm making it right now. 

720
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:12,480
Be the next main menu podcaster.
Yes. 

721
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,960
So violated. 
Minutes with my dad. 

722
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,400
I put this in names or art. 
I'm going to put it in because 

723
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,400
that's what it. 
Is what an art? 

724
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,920
Oh, it's definitely art. 
This is absolutely beautiful. 

725
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:30,400
Yeah, just save it to a picture 
because. 

726
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:40,760
This one, I like it. 
He looks like a potato. 

727
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:46,920
Yes. 
I love it. 

728
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:52,040
Contrast. 
I like evolve. 

729
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,680
I love it. 
It's the best thing I've ever 

730
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:05,800
made, I think. 
So when you with that like. 

731
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,400
Contrast and like that 
saturation. 

732
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,360
I can't remember. 
Art with that saturation, it 

733
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,360
almost makes it look like like 
it's like that. 

734
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,520
So like with like 4 different 
quadrants and they're each like 

735
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,000
different colors and saturation,
Yeah. 

736
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,920
That one's better with a little 
bit of red, yeah, Maybe just a 

737
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,320
tad bit more red, I would say. 
That looks. 

738
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,400
Just a tad more. 
I do look like a potato. 

739
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,520
That looks like like a crypted 
photo. 

740
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:38,200
Evolve. 
Like an uncanny valley photo, 

741
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,280
we're devolving, but backward 
but forwards. 

742
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,760
Devolving, but forwards. 
Yes. 

743
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,800
And on the back, on the back it 
says the main menu podcast and 

744
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,400
it says that we're devolving, 
but for. 

745
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,240
What's done on a shirt? 
Just my face with Devolve. 

746
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,160
Who? 
Would buy that. 

747
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,480
I would buy it. 
Merge question mark. 

748
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,400
Merge I would, I would. 
I would spend 1999 on that 

749
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:06,800
shirt. 
Honestly, I would too. 

750
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,440
I would, yeah. 
I'll cut the sleeves off and 

751
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,360
make it a workout shirt. 
Heck yeah. 

752
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,440
There you go. 
Heck. 

753
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:21,040
Yeah, devolve. 
There's no context needed. 

754
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,240
I'm dead lifting 300 lbs. 
Yeah, no, no context. 

755
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,000
You don't even need to know who 
we are. 

756
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,960
Just devolve. 
Just devolve you. 

757
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,360
Just look at it so many people. 
Would walk up and yeah, I don't 

758
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,520
get it. 
And I'm like, so like. 

759
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:38,480
No, it's it's like Lenny says, 
if you have to ask why you can't

760
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,960
afford it. 
I don't think they get it. 

761
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,080
Or somebody would be thinking, 
we're trying to make some sort 

762
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,640
of political statement. 
They're like, dude, I'm totally 

763
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,960
with you. 
Yes. 

764
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,720
No, No, No, no, no, no, no, no. 
No, you're not. 

765
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:55,280
You don't understand to my own. 
It's a main menu thing you 

766
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,680
wouldn't understand. 
What thing I'm in I'm join 

767
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,400
whatever it is. 
I've become a sister branch to 

768
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:07,000
Lenientism. 
I'm a little. 

769
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,800
I'm a lentil. 
That's very appropriate. 

770
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,120
I'm. 
A lentil. 

771
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,800
I love how you gave it a tism. 
Yeah. 

772
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,120
It really makes it fit. 
It makes me feel like I belong. 

773
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,400
Yeah, that's because you do. 
Yeah, it's something I'm 

774
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,000
diagnosed with. 
All under the branch of Lenny. 

775
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,160
Well it could be worse, she 
could be non diagnosed like the 

776
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:28,760
rest. 
Of us. 

777
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,800
It's a branch from the tree of 
Lenny. 

778
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,520
Aha, yes. 
Yeah. 

779
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,320
A branch from the tree of Lenny 
and Matt is the lumberjack. 

780
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,680
This is what the shirt would 
look like. 

781
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:42,200
He's going to take us down. 
Honestly, I would wear that you.

782
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,800
Know I would put a little like 
put a little like main menu 

783
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:52,680
podcast logo on the Oh yeah. 
Yeah, you're just like, yeah, 

784
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,040
devolve and that face. 
Put the shirt at in art. 

785
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,840
I will no. 
It's a mean. 

786
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,920
Apparently it's a mean. 
I will devolve. 

787
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,880
Joey, I will send you money 
right now to order the. 

788
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,480
Paper make that shirt make that 
shirt black and I'm. 

789
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,000
For that you put make. 
It black and. 

790
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,080
I'm for that's better. 
And you put devolve like in the 

791
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,880
right corner or not devolve you 
put, you put that on the back 

792
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,200
and you put the little main menu
podcast logo like on the. 

793
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,560
Sleeve on the chest. 
Like that on the. 

794
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,000
Toe on the right side chest. 
Upper left chest. 

795
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,120
Upper right chest. 
Yeah, yeah. 

796
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,040
With that design on the back. 
Yeah. 

797
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,720
Yeah. 
I can make it happen, Yeah. 

798
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,160
If we could get it in something 
that's not white, that would be 

799
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,160
great. 
That away you see like that away

800
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,400
the followers behind you 
remember what they're supposed 

801
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,600
to do. 
I would. 

802
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:45,840
Say, make it like a like a 
creamy yellow or like a or like 

803
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,040
a Gray. 
The man is white. 

804
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,960
It's kind. 
Of like a nice got involved in a

805
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,280
really negative. 
Black. 

806
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,840
Black goes black. 
Why is it negative? 

807
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:58,160
I I don't know, it just feels 
that way that. 

808
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,400
Religion. 
I can't imagine why I. 

809
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,960
I I don't, I can't place it 
guys, but I this feels 

810
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,400
blasphemous. 
I mean, we always end up talking

811
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,320
about poop or penises or 
something. 

812
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,560
Nope. 
Nope. 

813
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,720
Now we're devolving. 
Devolving. 

814
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,160
Backward day, yeah. 
Yeah, the. 

815
00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,160
Second point we're. 
Devolving. 

816
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:17,840
Forward still. 
I guess wouldn't that because. 

817
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,200
You are making merch. 
Man doesn't. 

818
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,400
We're evolving backwards. 
They don't talk about poopy poo.

819
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,600
The Cuddles. 
We're making merch that nobody's

820
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,360
going to buy. 
Except for us. 

821
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,760
Except maybe. 
Except that it's just for us. 

822
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,720
We already have merch that no 
one else has. 

823
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,160
Yeah, sure enough, I've got my 
main. 

824
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,560
I've got my main main shirt 
right here, baby. 

825
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,360
I'm thinking Heather Gray. 
Baby, like I said, I. 

826
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,160
Think Heather black too? 
Yeah, or dark Gray. 

827
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,560
Yeah. 
Yeah. 

828
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,360
Heather, I'm fine with that. 
Anything. 

829
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,960
Not white. 
We're like, like a military 

830
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,000
green. 
Yeah, that would be cool. 

831
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,960
Patriotic. 
Yeah, if nothing else. 

832
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,280
Then that really looks like 
we're trying to take over some. 

833
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,880
We are, I know, local 
governments. 

834
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,280
Family. 
Besides, if that's the case, 

835
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,800
then we need to have, we need to
have Vernon Supreme on there 

836
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,000
somewhere. 
We're going to infiltrate the 

837
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,040
city councils, that's what we're
going to do. 

838
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,400
That's what that's what this 
whole podcast is about. 

839
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,440
We are just like deepest. 
Like advocates for curving. 

840
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:18,920
Supreme. 
There's gonna be documentaries 

841
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:23,200
on this one day. 
There hope so there might be. 

842
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,680
And it's gonna be directed by 
us. 

843
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,240
It should be from our Prince. 
It will be, yeah. 

844
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,880
So we're getting devolve on the 
back devolve. 

845
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,160
It's funny, it just sounds like 
a command. 

846
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,800
Let's just evolve. 
Evolve, right? 

847
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:44,280
Now it is. 
And then logo on the front. 

848
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,600
Our logo. 
I mean, yeah, make it happen. 

849
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,320
Or then you could we get hats 
too to just say devolve. 

850
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,120
Wear that too. 
I'd wear that too. 

851
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,680
Coffee mug with put his face on 
it. 

852
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,480
It just says devolve. 
And make it those like special 

853
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,000
mugs where like the hotter it is
the more it shows of the 

854
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,480
picture. 
Yeah, that's pricey. 

855
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:06,240
It does get kind of pricey. 
Going for the deluxe merch. 

856
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,240
Those are for our Tier 2 
Patreon. 

857
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,280
Platinum or Tier 3 or whatever 
the highest here is, I'm gonna 

858
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,680
start make it. 
I'm gonna start having bobble 

859
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,920
heads of me made holding a 
massive burrito. 

860
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:24,240
Yes, OK all. 
Right, I feel I feel like that 

861
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:28,440
would be more of a. 20 of them. 
With Bob, just twenty of them. 

862
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:33,240
Why? 
If you just sleeve design. 

863
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,800
Sleeve design's pretty. 
I'm all about it. 

864
00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:37,240
That's how that. 
All about it. 

865
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:41,080
That picture is amazing. 
Really. 

866
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:41,920
Really. 
Incredible. 

867
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,120
We need to all recreate that and
then just have like a four like 

868
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:48,320
5 quadrants photo of all of us 
doing that phase. 

869
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:49,840
Devolve. 
Devolve. 

870
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:54,840
Yeah, Devolve. 
Yeah, I'm gonna use this one of 

871
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:59,720
me. 
Oh man. 

872
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,320
Or like this. 
Oh, I actually got a really good

873
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,680
photo. 
Here's the link well. 

874
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,040
It's probably 1 I don't want to 
see. 

875
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,280
It's for the Devolved shirt. 
You can see what. 

876
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,240
You go Joe. 
Here's a back. 

877
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:13,040
Here's Mr. Master doing it. 
Devolve. 

878
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:16,400
There you go. 
Is it an art? 

879
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:23,400
Yeah, it's an art. 
No, his, his says evolved. 

880
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:29,160
That's as good as I get. 
Looks like I'm getting ready to 

881
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,760
it's. 
Just devolved but spelled 

882
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:37,200
backwards. 
Evolved, evolved, evolved. 

883
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,840
Have loved, have loved, have 
loved. 

884
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,960
I've I've all that means I 
almost got loved. 

885
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,840
Not really. 
It was only in my dreams that. 

886
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,480
Sure, it's so cool. 
Right. 

887
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,040
I that that it's so cool. 
I do want to buy it. 

888
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,840
I do I I will send you like 30 
bucks right now. 

889
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,120
Are you serious? 
I I will send you 30 bucks right

890
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,320
now. 
Nice all. 

891
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:03,280
Right. 
Make the Mr. Master version 

892
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:08,480
while we're at it. 
This looks like a mug shot in 

893
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:12,560
here. 
It's kind of freaking me out. 

894
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:24,560
This doesn't look right or. 
For Joey's you could either use 

895
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,920
the one that I keep posting that
says Tow Mater or the one that 

896
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,080
we that we got last week. 
Oh yeah, that one's funny too. 

897
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,400
Joey, do you have PayPal or 
Venmo? 

898
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,400
You just be able to. 
Order it. 

899
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,400
Order it directly off the 
website. 

900
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,240
You have Zelle, Joe? 
Heck, yeah, man. 

901
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:44,160
I'm on it. 
Yeah. 

902
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,520
Yeah, it comes with Bank of 
America. 

903
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:50,040
Yeah, Bank of America is trash, 
by the way, listeners, But yes, 

904
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,880
yeah, I guess I have it. 
They never do. 

905
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,760
They're really bad. 
Little bit they're really. 

906
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,000
Bad. 
It's the Bob version. 

907
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,800
I don't know if I like it as 
much but. 

908
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,080
Yeah. 
But it's personal to you, so I 

909
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,560
like it. 
I'll. 

910
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,720
Wear both of them. 
That's fair. 

911
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,040
Yeah, I'll wear both of them. 
What? 

912
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:06,560
Happens if you click the link 
cheddar. 

913
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,640
This is always been. 
My Buy. 

914
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,280
It. 
When you click the link, yeah, 

915
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,360
you're able to buy it. 
Buy it now you. 

916
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:14,480
Can just buy it right from the 
site right here. 

917
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,560
That's nice. 
You can get it you. 

918
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,200
Can get it as a pull over a 
hoodie. 

919
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:24,120
It. 
Would be. 

920
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,680
Perfect, I think. 
Oh my soul. 

921
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,640
Where's the Lincoln? 
OK, so we have to have a minimum

922
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,440
order of 6. 
That's. 

923
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,320
Perfect. 
I mean, that's all of us, right?

924
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,440
There's five of us. 
We need a 6th person but. 

925
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,800
Damn, we'll get Sam one. 
Yeah, yeah, definitely. 

926
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,440
Or Lenny. 
Yeah, or Lenny. 

927
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,280
We could get Lenny one too. 
Or. 

928
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,200
When I post it in general. 
We're gonna charge him double. 

929
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,280
I think, I think when we made 
the the original main menu 

930
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,640
podcast shirts, I think. 
Yeah, he's got one. 

931
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,200
He's got one. 
Yeah, he's. 

932
00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:58,360
Like I'm never, I'm never gonna 
wear this, guys. 

933
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,960
It's just too nice to wear he he
only he only wears it to church.

934
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,960
Right. 
And funerals. 

935
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:09,840
All. 
Right. 

936
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:14,520
Hey, so for six of them and just
like I just put Excel, I mean 

937
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,840
obviously we'll, I think I'll 
need a 2X that's like an extra 

938
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:17,920
$2.00. 
I'll need it. 

939
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:20,800
Yeah, I'll need a 2X as well. 
But it's. 

940
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,560
Give me a small. 
It's it's 3:50. $350.00. 

941
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,960
$150.00. $58 a shirt. 
OK. 

942
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:31,800
So $3.50. 
So my wife, my wife can make 

943
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:36,000
them if you guys want. 
I just got an idea. 

944
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,520
That's a lot of money. 
We can have a bunch of different

945
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,760
shirts with all the different 
characters on them. 

946
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,240
I mean, as long as we're not 
paying $58 per shirt. 

947
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:48,000
Right. $20 OK, I can do that, 
but. 

948
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,840
Yeah, I know. 
I know that. 

949
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,280
I know that my mom does like the
the circuit stuff. 

950
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,920
I know Victoria does the circuit
stuff. 

951
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,960
So. 
Oh, does she awesome. 

952
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,640
The cricket circuit, whatever. 
Yeah, Cricket. 

953
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,040
Yeah. 
Michaela has a cricket. 

954
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,400
Yep, Michaela has a. 
Cricket Cricket phone company. 

955
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,720
What about a cricket? 
I don't know, it's a phone. 

956
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:09,360
Company. 
The Cricket is a printer that 

957
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,480
prints vinyl that you can then 
heat press onto shirts. 

958
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,520
Today, but it's. 
Worth saying yes, yes, you're 

959
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,200
correct. 
There's another picture of you 

960
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:18,000
and. 
Yeah, Jamie said. 

961
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,080
You're right in. 
Memes. 

962
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,800
Is there? 
Have you seen it? 

963
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,440
You'll know it when you see it. 
The second was better. 

964
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,600
It's right under the Tell Mater 
picture. 

965
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,320
Right. 
Yes. 

966
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:34,680
Where like the most like the 
most recent tow meter shirt one.

967
00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,840
I went up a little ways. 
Oh, OK. 

968
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,520
Maybe it's up, maybe it's up 
there. 

969
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:43,760
Is it past the sounding stuff? 
Yeah, go past the sounding and 

970
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,320
make a left. 
Don't revisit sounding. 

971
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:47,920
Don't you want to talk about 
sounding again? 

972
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,400
I. 
Oh no, I. 

973
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:50,920
See it? 
Yep, I just saw. 

974
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:52,640
It. 
I just saw it. 

975
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,840
Yep. 
There's another one of Mr. 

976
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,400
Master that I really want to 
use. 

977
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,600
Oh boy, this. 
Is what you think it is. 

978
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,400
On on Mr. Master shirt, we could
just use him on the casting 

979
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,840
couch. 
That's what I got. 

980
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,800
Or, or you could or you could 
just use the one I just had 

981
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,760
where I hit the guy with the big
pecks behind me. 

982
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:16,640
Yeah, yeah, on, on. 
Was it Baki? 

983
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:22,520
Guys, this is the one. 
This is the OH. 

984
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,800
Boy oh boy, this. 
Is the one. 

985
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,200
I don't know about wearing this 
out in public, but. 

986
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:37,280
Oh geez. 
Picture of his no. 

987
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,680
Shirt Baby. 
Where he posted art or memes? 

988
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,240
I put. 
I'm putting it in. 

989
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:58,360
Oh my goodness, that's funny. 
Look on my face. 

990
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,920
Oh my goodness. 
Wow. 

991
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:07,360
Just wow. 
Nobody locked the door. 

992
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,040
You know what? 
Everyone is. 

993
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,600
Worth paying $200 for four 
shirts? 

994
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:20,000
Just. 
Oh my soul. 

995
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,080
That would become my nice shirt 
that. 

996
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,760
Would become my nice shirt. 
Well in that case you got to get

997
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:30,160
it in like A4 or 5X then, so it 
looks like a dress when you wear

998
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:33,360
it. 
That's going to be my laundry 

999
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:37,440
day shirt. 
Devolve what? 

1000
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:41,480
What is that? 
You see Cheddar throwing, You 

1001
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:44,640
see Cheddar throwing all of his 
clothes in the dirt to dirty. 

1002
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:45,960
I'm just so you can wear the 
shirt. 

1003
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,120
Wow, my clothes are. 
Dirty. 

1004
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,080
I just want an. 
Excuse, damn it. 

1005
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,640
That one's good. 
That's fun, man. 

1006
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,520
Definitely. 
Faces of the Photoshop evidence 

1007
00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,000
are gone. 
It looks like it's real. 

1008
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,440
Because of the color. 
Coloring, yeah. 

1009
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,400
Yeah, definitely that in the 
description, yeah. 

1010
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,760
Yeah, that's amazing. 
I wouldn't be sorry for that. 

1011
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,960
No. 
I mean, I'm sorry I keep 

1012
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:11,040
bringing up that meme. 
Oh. 

1013
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,320
It's funny that. 
Means been played to death. 

1014
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,160
I mean, those fellas, those 
fellas look hungry. 

1015
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,920
They gonna eat. 
Oh, they gonna eat baby. 

1016
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:25,560
I look Beanie. 
It's funny because that that is 

1017
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,360
like the exact scenario that I 
was talking about earlier when 

1018
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,160
Mr. Master like came in and I 
was exclaiming like a white 

1019
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,960
girl. 
Yeah, yeah, exactly. 

1020
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,560
Oh man. 
You exactly right. 

1021
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:43,520
Yeah, it's too much. 
I got my chili cheese toss 

1022
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:48,400
filled with chili and cheese. 
Today I got a large chili cheese

1023
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,920
tot filled with chili and 
cheese. 

1024
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,920
Filled with chili and. 
Filled with chili? 

1025
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:55,360
Like what else would it be 
filled with? 

1026
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:03,720
I got 3 corn dogs. 
Made out of corn, dog, corn and 

1027
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,920
dog. 
And I got this chocolate cake 

1028
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,840
and I'm going to cover a 
mayonnaise. 

1029
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,120
For the. 
Grinch and mayonnaise. 

1030
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:10,520
I'm going to Grinch and 
mayonnaise. 

1031
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,240
Grinch and mayonnaise. 
And before it he goes. 

1032
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:19,080
There's a difference between 
cover and drench cover. 

1033
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,800
Which would you rather be like? 
I'd rather be drenched. 

1034
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,400
Cover implies he's going to 
like, take a spoon or a knife 

1035
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,320
and like cover the top of his 
cake. 

1036
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,280
Drench means he's going to fist 
that cake into the mayonnaise. 

1037
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,280
He. 
Also, he also says I never leave

1038
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,400
home without my jar of 
mayonnaise. 

1039
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,360
Oh. 
Gross. 

1040
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:45,720
And for dessert, ha ha, when I 
eat this whole chocolate and 

1041
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,680
drench it in. 
Mayonnaise. 

1042
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,840
And he's already lift up his. 
Shirt and he starts. 

1043
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:54,640
Playing with his belly. 
It's very fetish. 

1044
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,720
He's a feeder for sure. 
Oh, for sure. 

1045
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,480
How do you think he gets all 
those powerful farts? 

1046
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,240
Ha ha. 
Yeah, I mean. 

1047
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,640
It's He drenches chocolate cake 
and mayonnaise. 

1048
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,280
Yeah, ha ha. 
Maybe that's the recipe for the 

1049
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,280
Fart Olympics. 
Yeah, whatever it is, he. 

1050
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,960
Went I would say so protein and 
creatine farts. 

1051
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,280
Oh yeah, and and oil and grease.
Oil and grease. 

1052
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,960
The three fart food groups. 
Oh, it's this. 

1053
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:23,720
What? 
No. 

1054
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:27,200
Yeah, it was a whole video where
she literally had her hand in 

1055
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,840
the mayonnaise jar just taking 
out. 

1056
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,160
Cream. 
Taking out handfuls of Mayo and 

1057
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,440
just. 
Eat on the bus. 

1058
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,440
That's the stuff made with olive
oil, and it's even oilier. 

1059
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,520
No, it's easy. 
On the way out. 

1060
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,440
It's, well, I mean, it's not, 
it's not a snack. 

1061
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,520
Mayonnaise. 
No, Dang it. 

1062
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,840
Not that. 
Not that I'm, you know, going to

1063
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,560
judge anybody on. 
Right. 

1064
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:53,880
How they look. 
I would. 

1065
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,160
Like that. 
But you can tell that's not the 

1066
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,960
first time she's done this. 
No, no. 

1067
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:04,640
I can say the the mouth 
breathing, the the double chins,

1068
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,400
the gut. 
Now that looks like it's her 

1069
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:10,520
first time. 
That's the picture right there. 

1070
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,200
Yeah. 
But she's it looks like she's 

1071
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:14,800
got like. 
That second one looks like early

1072
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:19,720
stage, like pregnancy cravings. 
But I mean, she's set. 

1073
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:24,040
She's got a magazine on her lap,
she's on the bus or train and 

1074
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,880
she's got a looks like a 
container of Dukes. 

1075
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,600
She's got some earbuds in. 
She's ready to go. 

1076
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,120
She's listening to some music, 
reading a magazine article, 

1077
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,560
eating her Mayo. 
That's not the kind of music. 

1078
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,480
Do you? 
Think she's listening to That's 

1079
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,320
Helter Skelter. 
Beethoven. 

1080
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:42,280
For sure, I was thinking K pop. 
That's that's definitely. 

1081
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,040
Helmets. 
Yeah. 

1082
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:45,120
That's their dad. 
Is it Hellman's OK? 

1083
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,200
It looked like Dukes. 
Yeah, I think you're right. 

1084
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,240
I think you're right. 
The second look, the the yellow 

1085
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:51,840
looks more like Hellman's. 
Yeah. 

1086
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:53,320
Yeah. 
I don't understand. 

1087
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,560
I like mayonnaise quite a bit, 
but I don't like it like that. 

1088
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,320
I like it on things. 
Yeah, it's probably like on a 

1089
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:00,720
sand. 
How it ought to be. 

1090
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,320
You know. 
Yes. 

1091
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,440
Yeah. 
My my sister actually when she 

1092
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,880
was younger, she, she actually 
used to take like handfuls of 

1093
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,080
butter out of the out of the tub
and just eat it like that. 

1094
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,040
That I understand more than 
mayonnaise. 

1095
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:15,840
I'm. 
A hockey. 

1096
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,240
I used to do it on my grandma 
before. 

1097
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:20,800
Deep fried butter. 
You've had what on a hot dog? 

1098
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,280
Mayonnaise. 
Oh yeah, I love mayonnaise on a 

1099
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:23,640
hot. 
Dog, Yeah. 

1100
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:24,760
What's Yeah, what's wrong with 
that? 

1101
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:25,360
That's. 
Normal. 

1102
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,680
I eat mayonnaise. 
Yeah, it is odd. 

1103
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:28,520
I mean to the. 
Roast. 

1104
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,840
You think that that is odd? 
It's not. 

1105
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,120
I don't think it's odd. 
It's not like, wow, you're the 

1106
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,840
freak of the universe, but it's 
like, it's different. 

1107
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,760
It's not normal to have. 
I think it's completely normal. 

1108
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:41,320
This should have ketchup, 
mustard and Mayo at every hot 

1109
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:42,680
dog outing. 
Where's? 

1110
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:45,160
The Mayo I would have where's? 
The Mayo, Yeah. 

1111
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,360
I've I've had. 
More than relish. 

1112
00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:51,920
French fries Relish. 
More than relish, it's more than

1113
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:55,440
if there's only three spots. 
Ketchup, mustard, and. 

1114
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:07,160
Wait a minute, this is not her 
first time. 

1115
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,920
No, we're not talking about your
favorites. 

1116
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:11,440
We're talking about the three 
that need to be there. 

1117
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,160
Three ingredients, yeah. 
Ketchup. 

1118
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:15,720
Mustard Relish. 
No. 

1119
00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:20,200
Yeah, muscle relish and but no, 
it's it's a toss up between 

1120
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,400
mayonnaise or ketchup. 
I would agree but at every 

1121
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,360
outing they always have the 
relish and no one uses it. 

1122
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:30,000
Like not a single actual real. 
I usually use. 

1123
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:31,640
A theory relish isn't. 
Real. 

1124
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,080
I think that relish shouldn't be
like a mandatory thing. 

1125
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:37,880
I know this is real. 
I'd say relish is less real than

1126
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,120
the moon landing. 
I don't even think it's real. 

1127
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,920
No one likes Relish you guys. 
Like relish you guys are. 

1128
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,680
Looking at all the. 
Government, I like relish on a 

1129
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,280
hot dog. 
You guys are government. 

1130
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,080
OK. 
Cheddar, how do you? 

1131
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,600
Here's my thing. 
I don't like relish on a fish 

1132
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:50,960
sandwich. 
How do you how do you kick 

1133
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:54,240
people Cheddar? 
How do you kick people? 

1134
00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:55,920
It's fine. 
I'll just, I'll duck out. 

1135
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:59,400
Volunteer. 
Did it, I did it. 

1136
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:07,880
All right, now that the cancer's
gone out of here, Mustard. 

1137
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,680
My big thing. 
Relish and for the kids, 

1138
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:14,400
ketchup. 
Is they usually put out sweet 

1139
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,480
relish. 
I don't like sweet relish. 

1140
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:20,400
I don't like sweet Pickles. 
I want dill relish, that's why. 

1141
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:21,480
Nobody. 
Touches it. 

1142
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:25,280
Nobody likes the sweet relish 
with with the ketchup and 

1143
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,440
mustard. 
Everybody wants dill relish. 

1144
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,680
They never put out dill. 
I do sometimes. 

1145
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,400
So if I'm, if I'm in the mood 
for over, you know, a little 

1146
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,960
over the sweet hot dogs. 
Specific relish that I found 

1147
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,920
this summer. 
It's called hot dog relish. 

1148
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,920
OK, it's not. 
Like the mustard already mixed 

1149
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,480
in with it. 
And so it's like a, it's a lot 

1150
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,680
like 10 years. 
For it. 

1151
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,680
So I've got some stuff in the 
refrigerator right now that has 

1152
00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:51,400
all of the ingredients to a 
Chicago style hot dog. 

1153
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,800
You I tried some of that. 
Yeah, Yep, Yep. 

1154
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,600
I don't remember what it's 
called now, but my mom makes. 

1155
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,680
Her own relish? 
It has banana Peppers and 

1156
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,400
jalapenos that I grow at work. 
Hey, yeah. 

1157
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:04,440
Yeah, I'm for. 
It and that that's. 

1158
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,680
Good heck. 
Yeah, I'm worried. 

1159
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,920
Too. 
If it's Dill now, he'll come 

1160
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:09,200
back. 
Dill. 

1161
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:11,720
He's like a puppy. 
Like a puppy. 

1162
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:16,120
Like a puppy. 
If it's dill relish, I'm all 

1163
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,800
over it. 
If you give me some sweet 

1164
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:21,200
nastiness with banana Peppers in
it, I'm I'm not laying hands on 

1165
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:22,200
it. 
I'll still leave it. 

1166
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,360
I'll leave it on the table. 
Other people will, I won't. 

1167
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:27,920
I'm just, it's not my thing. 
I'll tell you what I really 

1168
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:29,840
like. 
I like candied jalapeno. 

1169
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:32,200
Yeah, baby. 
Little sweet little hot. 

1170
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:33,960
He's back. 
Wait, I. 

1171
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,280
Wonder who that is? 
Yeah, I'm tired. 

1172
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,280
I just drove to all the 
surrounding stores in the 

1173
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:41,160
country and they're all still 
fully stocked with relish and 

1174
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:45,080
not a single one has bought any.
I have something like 

1175
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,360
refrigerator, right? 
Now. 

1176
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,400
Yep, it's full and you haven't 
opened it. 

1177
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,280
I haven't. 
No, it's not. 

1178
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:52,520
It's not. 
I'll go get it. 

1179
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,000
You're like the people working 
for NASA, all right? 

1180
00:56:55,240 --> 00:57:00,680
All I'm saying is Mayo is Mayo 
is more value than relish for 

1181
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:02,440
hot dogs. 
Yes. 

1182
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,320
The Mayo is even present for the
hot dog. 

1183
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:08,280
It should be. 
I'm saying it's a crime that 

1184
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,120
it's not. 
Should be an is there are two 

1185
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:12,240
different? 
There are two different. 

1186
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:15,360
Things more people if you go. 
To they have relish every 

1187
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,280
cookout. 
How many cookouts do you go to 

1188
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,240
specifically for hot dogs that 
they paint? 

1189
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,600
They put the Mayo out. 
No one invites me to any 

1190
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,680
cookouts because. 
I'm very cooked. 

1191
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,760
Actually, enough person. 
Come to my cookout. 

1192
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,560
You're going to. 
Have relish there and not 

1193
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,280
mayonnaise you're. 
Right, I will start no. 

1194
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,440
I'm a normal American. 
That's what he's going to have. 

1195
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,320
Four slots this time, Joey, he's
going to have everything. 

1196
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,520
That's the way it should be. 
OK, solving this right now, 

1197
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:41,760
sweet relish. 
So I'm gone, right? 

1198
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:45,480
It's open. 
Shotgunning the relish, it's on.

1199
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:51,160
His neck. 
On my neck. 

1200
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,880
I tried to get. 
I tried to get the screenshot 

1201
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,800
when when he was like forwarded 
in but he leaned forward too 

1202
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:00,200
fast. 
No. 

1203
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:01,480
Perfect. 
We. 

1204
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,840
Turned into a mukbang podcast. 
I guess he proved you wrong. 

1205
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:07,520
You got me. 
Oh. 

1206
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:15,200
Man Art. 
There, you want me. 

1207
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:16,920
To evolve, you found another 
shirt. 

1208
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,120
I devolved. 
It's all over me now. 

1209
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:20,000
Oh. 
This one. 

1210
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,880
This one it's. 
All over me, all right. 

1211
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,040
Oh no. 
Definitely be photoshopped. 

1212
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:30,120
Let's just say I'm going to mix 
it with casting couch. 

1213
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:31,240
I love those pecks. 
Fun. 

1214
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:38,520
No. 
Yeah, that's going in podcast 

1215
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:43,560
images for sure. 
That's my Papa, ladies and 

1216
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:45,080
gentlemen. 
That's my Papa. 

1217
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:50,400
No, actually that's kind of I. 
No, no. 

1218
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,400
Anyway, you guys have a good 
talk without me, huh? 

1219
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,880
Yeah, we did. 
Yeah, we did actually, Yeah. 

1220
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,680
That's good, that's good. 
Have your little. 

1221
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:01,560
Conspirators, my thought on your
conspiracy is the reason that 

1222
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,920
people leave the relish is 
because most people prefer dill 

1223
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:08,280
relish with their ketchup and 
mustard on their hot dog, but 

1224
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,080
they always put out sweet 
relish. 

1225
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,800
I'd rather just. 
Have like like sliced pickle. 

1226
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:13,920
Yeah, I would too. 
I was. 

1227
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:17,720
Like why the relish like. 
I like that it's ground up 

1228
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:21,040
personally because otherwise 
then the pickle's sliding off 

1229
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,320
the bun when I bite into. 
It, yeah, but. 

1230
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,240
I don't like that part. 
That's my only. 

1231
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:27,560
Thing yeah, when you don't fall 
and bite into the pickle and it 

1232
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,800
just comes out with you. 
Yeah, so so for relish. 

1233
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:31,880
Yeah, I eat the whole thing, I 
mean. 

1234
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:35,200
For Relish, you put this guy out
and then you're in a hurry. 

1235
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:38,160
So you just, you know, you 
spread it all over your hot dog,

1236
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,240
whatever else, and you're out of
there. 

1237
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:44,440
You guys are like preachers of 
the Chicago hot dog, which 

1238
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:48,240
doesn't have relish on it. 
Relish is like a fake invention.

1239
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:51,960
Yes it does, but. 
Chicago dogs have the fresh 

1240
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:53,920
pickle, don't, don't they? 
No, they do. 

1241
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:57,120
The Relish. 
Hot dog has a sweet relish with 

1242
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:02,920
a a peppercini on it as well 
with the celery to bring out the

1243
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,360
flavor. 
I thought it's. 

1244
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:05,480
Tomato. 
It has relish on it. 

1245
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,200
It does. 
Yeah. 

1246
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,600
It does have tomato I I've I 
thought you seen with bright. 

1247
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,880
Green. 
Relish bright green. 

1248
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:14,520
Or dark. 
Oh, actually, yeah, you're 

1249
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:15,440
right. 
No, you're right. 

1250
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:17,400
Yep, Yep, I do remember that now
it. 

1251
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,000
Was the Mayo. 
There is no Mayo. 

1252
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,800
There's the Mayo. 
There's no mayonnaise. 

1253
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,600
You will sooner get ketchup on a
Chicago style hotdog than 

1254
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:28,440
mayonnaise. 
That's simple to a Chicagoan. 

1255
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,720
Always mayonnaise.
