1 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:15,120 Ah, Baltimore, the place where the undead thrive in the living 2 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:18,560 will live. Let's see if our brave 3 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,640 adventurers can solve the mystery of this fire siege, this 4 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:25,480 apocalyptic takeover, this dead reign. 5 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:33,200 All right and welcome, welcome back to the maybe podcast 6 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:36,360 featuring C&D. We're back at it again, the 7 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,800 number 11th podcast in the entire world. 8 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,520 You can't dispute me because you don't know what that number is. 9 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:44,640 We're back at it again. It's. 10 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:48,120 More Dead Rain 4. They only say the top ten. 11 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,160 They don't say the top, you know, 11. 12 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,160 I'm. Saying people that like crunched 13 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:53,720 the numbers, they wouldn't know, but they. 14 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,520 They're not listening. They're not listening. 15 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:56,680 Yeah. AI baby. 16 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,200 AI maybe that's one of our listeners. 17 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:04,360 He's boosting us. OK, go ahead and take her away, 18 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:06,880 Mr. Master. And last. 19 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:13,960 Time on Get Rain 4, I get, I get. 20 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:19,840 I said, hey, I said the thing. A little more reverb, a little 21 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,560 more reverb. That's as much as I can give it. 22 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:29,880 So you gentlemen all found old 2 Tooth, Captain 2 Tooth. 23 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,920 And Oh no, that was the that was the episode before that. 24 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,960 My apologies, you had made it. Did still find the. 25 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:39,120 Yeah, you did, You did. But that was the episode before. 26 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,280 So you had made it to the Bedford Investment Group. 27 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:50,960 You got to find the list of doctors that are we're behind 28 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:56,240 developing what you're finding to be ultra cure you in you. 29 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,280 What's the word? You did the thing in the Battle 30 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,040 of Chicago. You. 31 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,800 Killed the zombies. Yeah, You killed the zombies. 32 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,040 You. Yeah. 33 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,680 Participated. That's the word I was looking 34 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:10,520 for, man. Some big words are just tough, 35 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:15,200 you know? But you got to meet the real 36 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:19,400 Brad, Ashley and Rhea. Rhea. 37 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:23,120 And she was she was, she was all about getting after Cletus. 38 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,600 You got, you got to meet Jimothy. 39 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,920 Jimothy L home and see his craziness and now he is 40 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:34,160 following with you, following with you, following you, which I 41 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:38,600 I really feel like that's going to I like as a as ADMI like to 42 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:42,760 have some NPCS follow, you know, the players because makes it a 43 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,360 little easier for me to inject hints. 44 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:49,520 I'm going to try to steal his underwear off his body but it's 45 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,320 attached to him and I just give him a wedgie. 46 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:55,920 Hey. Wow, you. 47 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,520 Want to come see me later on? Maybe just. 48 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,000 A little bit. I mean, I can see it right now. 49 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,440 I want these. I need new underwear. 50 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:05,840 You know how long I've been wearing these? 51 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:08,280 I have several pair you can have one of. 52 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,440 Mine these are all frilly though. 53 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:12,680 They got the doilies on them. I don't, I don't like it. 54 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,120 The doilies. It's the best that. 55 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,520 I don't like it. I don't like feeling pretty. 56 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,760 But they're feeling. Dirty and gross. 57 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,880 Like a swab. Like a slob. 58 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:28,960 You know, like this guy's. Underwear I've I've used this 59 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:34,400 underwear like four or five times inside out, inside out and 60 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,080 backwards, upside down I. Believe. 61 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:43,040 It yeah, right side up quite a few ways, yeah, I even, I even 62 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:46,120 turned it to the left and I haven't went to the right yet 63 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,200 though, so it's got another couple weeks out of it, you 64 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,080 know, before they fail completely. 65 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,920 So, you know, the liquor makes you do weird things, I'm telling 66 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:54,720 you. Yeah. 67 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,680 I think he used that as an excuse. 68 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,040 What? But I'm no psychiatric. 69 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:03,040 The liquor, Yeah. No, no, no, no. 70 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,200 Quits. The quit the stuff for good. 71 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,600 Oh, no. Oh, it's OK. 72 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:08,920 It's OK. What? 73 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:10,680 I'm sorry he said that. He didn't. 74 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,560 He doesn't. He doesn't know how amazing you 75 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,880 are. You shut up, dog boy. 76 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,320 Yeah, it's OK. It's OK. 77 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:21,160 JDI love you. I'll always love you. 78 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:21,720 Jack. Daniel. 79 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,960 Yeah. J Dean, JB, too. 80 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:28,960 Yeah. J Dean, Jose Cuervo, All of our 81 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:32,920 Yeah. Don't you ever talk about the 82 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,640 liquor that way? The liquor knows. 83 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:39,440 Hawkeye, I'm. Sorry, I'm sorry. 84 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:46,360 But in but in meeting in meeting Jimothy, you found him in the 85 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,760 bean, and he had hundreds of liquor bottles in there with 86 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:51,120 him. He was flicking it. 87 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,000 And yeah, and he was flicking it. 88 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:58,160 He was definitely flicking it. And you found that he had, he 89 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:06,080 developed the fuel for nanobots, which was alcohol along with the 90 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:09,240 hormone of granol. Believe it was. 91 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:12,280 I'm trying to look, look, look, you see forward in my notes and 92 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,360 I'm not seeing it right away. Ghrelin. 93 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,120 Ghrelin, that's what it was. That's the hormone that makes 94 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,120 you hungry. And that it would essentially 95 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:23,560 the nanobot's job was to make you crave alcohol, which is 96 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,960 their fuel. Pretty ingenious, pretty 97 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,440 ingenious. So hopefully Jimothy will be of 98 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:34,440 a big help to all of you. Next on the list is Sir Reginald 99 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,200 Longbottom. I believe I'm just going to call 100 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,480 it original Longbottom. Wrinkleshire. 101 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,240 Wrinkleshire. Oh Dang it, I got to change 102 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:43,720 everything. OK, Wrinkleshire. 103 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:44,240 My bad. No. 104 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,760 It's fine, he's got. I yeah, I didn't, I didn't read 105 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:49,840 the pamphlet. I just kind of skimmed over it. 106 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:51,680 I saw Doctor. Reddell, he messes it. 107 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,760 Yeah, or Sir, read them. Excuse me? 108 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:54,920 Yeah. Yeah. 109 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,240 He's there, yeah. He's very distinctive. 110 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:58,880 Can't wait to meet him. Very. 111 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,680 So his friends. Call him key pants. 112 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,280 There's a reason for that, yes. I wonder why they call him that. 113 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:09,840 I don't get it. So where you guys are on the 114 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:17,600 Bedford Capital Partners, if you head north on Clark and east on 115 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:22,040 Illinois and then N on Michigan, it's it's less than a mile away 116 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:26,920 roughly where his apartment is. So I'm I'm assuming you guys 117 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,480 want to head that direction? Yeah, I gotta know the better to 118 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,120 do. All right, all right. 119 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:34,760 So as you head that direction, you notice that the streets are 120 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:37,560 fairly empty. You can hear off in the 121 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:41,440 distance, you can hear the sounds of battle and gunshots 122 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,480 and yells, and you can hear the zombie moan. 123 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,520 I thought we did the battle already. 124 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,040 Yeah, I thought I like. Killed all of them. 125 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,080 I thought they were like super dead. 126 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,440 Like. Super dead. 127 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:00,240 Super dead. Yeah, I hit him with that that 128 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,560 that little missile launcher that Haggis gave me. 129 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:06,280 And I hit him with that. I hit him with that wow chain. 130 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:15,480 Yeah, yes, you did destroy 200 zombies in the last episode. 131 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:19,840 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure there are more than 200 dead people in 132 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,480 Chicago. I kill them all. 133 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:26,840 Sources. I mean, there might be 250, I 134 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:32,880 don't know. So as you head, you're heading 135 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:39,320 north on Michigan, you the the the noises of battle are getting 136 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,120 louder. Oh I've Dang it, I switched over 137 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,840 and there there's the map of. I'm good, I don't. 138 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:49,640 Forget to move that flag so you. Been like staring at his face 139 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,760 and. Who's that? 140 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:57,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So oh man, what's her name? 141 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,840 What is her name? Diarrhea. 142 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:04,360 No, Jolene. Yeah, Jolene, thank you. 143 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,560 Hannica Lewinsky. Yeah, that's it. 144 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:12,120 He's hot on the TV. Yeah. 145 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,920 So. So you come upon another battle, 146 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,800 same as same as before. You've got each one of these 147 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,960 groups of multiple zombies or 50 zombies each. 148 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:25,760 OK, so there's another 2 zombies and then this group over here to 149 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,800 your left. Those are 4 fast zombies. 150 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:33,039 OK. And they are headed toward you 151 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:36,200 see up ahead, you see Brad, Ashley and you. 152 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:39,520 See Diarrhea you see? You see a New Girl with him. 153 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:43,080 It's it's not Rhea. They all look the same to me. 154 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:46,040 She definitely looks a little. Different, not diarrhea. 155 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:47,720 Yeah, she definitely looks different. 156 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:50,680 When I see woman, all I see is a paper target. 157 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:55,080 Dang it. Oh well, I'm trying. 158 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:58,520 I'm going to, before I do anything, I'm going to pop over 159 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:03,920 to this Victoria's Secret place. Freaking. 160 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:08,640 There is, I'm still wearing the dress, so I want to, I want to 161 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,240 feel pretty, you know? Oh no, I'm looking. 162 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,760 For the rest of this stuff. You can get clothes at the 163 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,560 Marcus store. Hey, Marcus. 164 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,840 Don't like doily? No, they got boxer briefs. 165 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,560 Oh, across the street from Victoria's Secret. 166 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,200 Look where. Walgreens. 167 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:28,040 No Neiman Marcus. Going to Walgreens, that's. 168 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:31,240 OK. Hey, Neiman Marcus. 169 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,200 You think the Consulate General of Japan? 170 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,080 I think they got sushi in there. I don't think so. 171 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,320 Not there. Maybe they got a Cortana in 172 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,920 there. That's possible. 173 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:43,560 Wall the. Cortana the. 174 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:47,240 Dick Cheney the. Purple. 175 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,240 Pills. I really feel like that would 176 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,080 throw off Dick Cheney a little bit. 177 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,560 So. OK, yeah. 178 00:09:55,560 --> 00:10:00,680 So you find inside Victoria's Secret, you find some some 179 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:04,800 really pretty pretty panties. OK, I shove it in my in my 180 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:05,840 pocket. It is. 181 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,680 Mouth the young the young lady that's leaning up against her 182 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,640 bike sees you go in and come out and. 183 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,800 I wave. I wave a pretty pink pair at her 184 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,960 that just basically like 3 threads. 185 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,640 Pretty lady. And she looks, she looks happy 186 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,320 about it. Come here pretty lady, and my 187 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,520 my, my lamat revolver's secretly behind my back with the hammer 188 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:36,080 cocked. She's intrigued, but she 189 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:41,000 realizes that there is she. She realizes there's a a battle 190 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,200 ahead. All right, fine. 191 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,440 I'll get her later. And stop coughing. 192 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:48,080 All right. And if anybody, there's also a 193 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,880 Shoreline Dental of Chicago there also. 194 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,120 I hate Dennis. Yeah, I'm. 195 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,480 Scared of? The oh, hey, I didn't realize 196 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:59,200 we're right next to the Water Tower Mall. 197 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,440 I got to stop in there. There's a Macy's there. 198 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,280 All right, I'm. Going to take an LAV ahead and 199 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:09,880 save Brad Ashley and his slut girl from the fast. 200 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,640 Attack. Zombies and I'm on my motorbike 201 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:17,080 and my Harley and I, I come up to like over here over by Brad 202 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:20,000 Ashley and I give him a little wink and then I throw out a 203 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,800 chain of Olympus to a light pole that's like right here on the 204 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,000 corner. And I use that to help me turn 205 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,440 real tight as I'm still going real fast. 206 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,720 And I'm going to drive in between the zombies with the 207 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,040 chain of Olympus and the Dick Cheney out. 208 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,280 I'm going to be swinging. Why? 209 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,320 Why? Why? 210 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:39,560 Why? OK, maybe we should roll for 211 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:40,720 initiative. I did it. 212 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,160 I did it. I did it. 213 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,960 Yeah, he did it before you, before you said initiative. 214 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:45,320 He. Did it? 215 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,040 Yeah, I. Did all right. 216 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:50,360 All right. I'm just I and I'm just like. 217 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,080 No, that's fine. I'm joking. 218 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:58,280 I'm joking. OK, Wallace. 219 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,440 Yes. What you going do? 220 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,160 You up first. You know what? 221 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,800 Women scare me. There's a lot more women around. 222 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,280 I'm going to get in the LED. All right. 223 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,920 And I'm gonna get on the chain gun. 224 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,640 I'm gonna start firing down the street here. 225 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,600 I'm gonna go ahead and leave your, I'll leave your token out 226 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,960 just for future reference. But yeah, didn't do it, Yeah. 227 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:28,760 Yeah, yeah, something. Let me see here, pull up. 228 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,280 I know I put it up on there one point in time. 229 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:38,560 Let me throw the SO for the the SO the chain gun is 2 die 6 * 10 230 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,200 + 10. That's kind of crazy. 231 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:45,720 OK, two D 6 * 10 + 10 Yeah, odd. Dang it, I messed up. 232 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,040 But Dang it. There we go, 70. 233 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,000 That's all. Dang, all right. 234 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:57,600 Wow, goodness. 30 of them. That's that's 30 right there. 235 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:00,880 Wow. OK, yeah, so 30 zombies right 236 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,600 there. Boo, Boo Boo. 237 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,960 So I'm. At the big three now and you 238 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:09,080 said it's like 84. For like, yeah, yeah, OK, yeah 239 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:14,760 8481 yeah OK. So next will be the zombies and 240 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:19,320 we're gonna have these guys are going to run and jump. 241 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,360 OK. Now I do want to ask is, is 242 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:25,160 everybody else is it? Did everybody stay in the LAV 243 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,120 other than Cletus or did anybody get out? 244 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,560 I don't believe I was ever. In I'm still in. 245 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:31,520 There. Yeah. 246 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,560 OK. So OK. 247 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,400 OK. So you're out then? 248 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,440 I'd be riding my trusty horse Palladium. 249 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:44,720 OK. And this zombie is going to come 250 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,520 running up to you. Excuse me? 251 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,320 They're going to. Stop her going to wait. 252 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:53,880 Waylay on Wow, they didn't even touch him. 253 00:13:54,600 --> 00:14:00,080 They they're trying to hit Brad Ashley and he is he is expertly 254 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:05,000 dodging each one of their their hits while he's he's trying to 255 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,440 get away from him. Doing a great job. 256 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,840 Walter, this zombie's going to swing at you. 257 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,560 I'm rolling. I literally just rolled 4 fives 258 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:17,960 in a row for the audience. That's that's kind of crazy and. 259 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,160 So. This yeah, so this zombie take 260 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,320 to swing at you. I think your your AR is like 16 261 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:27,360 or something like that anyway, all right so those and these 262 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,360 guys here they're pretty slow moving going to be able to move 263 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,360 forward. That's based at the time. 264 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:37,640 All right next would be the not show me. 265 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,680 Oh, it's not a bit sword one of these. 266 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,440 All right, Walter, Walker just went. 267 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,800 No, you didn't go. Now you can go, Walker. 268 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:50,280 I'll get it right, I promise. I'm going to fire at this group 269 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,720 of zombies that attacked me. Fire the two guns on my horse 270 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,480 with the M2. To put a hurting on this fast 271 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,600 zombie team. All right, you got it. 272 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,560 Roll your damage, which I believe we said was 4.6 * 10. 273 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:06,920 So 240 two 4.6 Ted times 10. 100. 274 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,600 And 20. Yep, that you turned to the 275 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:14,960 zombie that just attacked you and you went and she turned to a 276 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,920 red mist. There's nothing left of her. 277 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,960 Remind me real quick how much XPI get for killing the zombie? 278 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,200 5050 apiece. So you got 5050 for her. 279 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,640 All right, fetus. All right, I won't do the thing 280 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,360 I said I was going to do. Do it. 281 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:40,840 OK, a zip pass, a zip pass the the LAV and a full throttle and 282 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:45,880 I throw out the chain of Olympus to grab on to the the light pole 283 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:50,280 here and to whip around and I want to attack the fast moving 284 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,920 zombie. All right with Dick Cheney. 285 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,360 Yeah, roll it. I didn't do enough. 286 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,120 Oh, I got a plus. I got a plus it. 287 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:07,200 I got a plus it. 4 + 4 +4 to your your initiative. 288 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,040 Oh yeah, but it's. Which honestly doesn't help you. 289 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,000 It still leads you in the same spot. 290 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,920 Yeah, it looks better. Plus four strike, so that puts 291 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,200 me at 17. Yep. 292 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,320 So roll your roll your damage from the with the chain take. 293 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:32,240 Chain is a 1D6 and then I have +3 to damage plus yeah, so 1D6. 294 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,000 All right, so you, yeah, you did. 295 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:41,040 You did 5 mega damage and so describe your destruction if you 296 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:44,600 would then. As I, as I wrap myself around 297 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:48,320 the light pole and I start turning, you know, Akira style, 298 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,160 I kind of wink. In the direction. 299 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:59,640 Of of Macho Man Randy Savage. And then I I do that my pain and 300 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:05,760 furrows from my whatever unfurls from my my wrist, and then I as 301 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,440 I whip it up above my head, it glows starts with the energy and 302 00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:13,200 I just Kia lob off all their heads. 303 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,480 Oh Dang, and you said Kia? Yeah. 304 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,119 Yeah, if you said Kia, then that's it. 305 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:24,000 You you took all three out with one feel swoop and then I. 306 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:30,160 I stop, I go over to, I run up to one of the fast moving 307 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,240 zombies and I point my nub at it. 308 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,120 Yeah, look at that. Stare at them. 309 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,400 We're having some technical difficulties. 310 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,280 That's no good. Hands are down that's. 311 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,560 No good, Dang it. Hate them when my hands file 312 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,880 randomly fall off, especially after I drink tequila. 313 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,360 Cramp in the back of my thigh. Oh no. 314 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,120 Yes, came out of nowhere. That's what she said. 315 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:59,440 OK, so you took so and then you pointed your nub after which I 316 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:04,480 forgot about the nub so to to fire around or are you taking a 317 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,800 bite? Take a bite. 318 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,560 Ha. Ha, but a fast zombie. 319 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:15,200 Yes, so as the so as the zombie is is getting obliterated and 320 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:18,880 gets its head yanked right off of its body with seemingly no 321 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:23,760 effort. Your plant cannon forms very 322 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,200 beautifully with a little bit of sparkle. 323 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,800 The the pink panties are kind of hanging off of it. 324 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:35,080 And you take a take a big old chomp out of the fast zombie and 325 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:41,720 your the cannon kind of does the thing where like if you move too 326 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:47,040 fast, it's like a blur. It kind of does that and you now 327 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,200 get the feeling that you can use that, at least for a little 328 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,680 while. Kind of like the whole ** thing. 329 00:18:53,680 --> 00:19:01,160 When you in Super Mario Brothers for a while, you'll be able to 330 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:05,920 do not just one free attack with it, but you'll be able to do 2. 331 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,760 Sir. All right, that's it for Fleet 332 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:13,560 us to meet us on to Marcus and it's amazing dog. 333 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:20,240 Yeah, I'm in the Liv and I'm just gonna drive into them. 334 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,000 I'm gonna run them over. All right. 335 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,040 Which one? Are the zombies that are down 336 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,960 the street cuz we killed all the ones around us? 337 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,360 Yes, the fast zombies, Yes. Yeah. 338 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,560 So it's like 30 feet away. Yeah. 339 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,520 So I assume I can drive over there in one turn and and try to 340 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,960 do as much damage as I can. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 341 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,760 I have truck driving. Really quick, how much XP did I 342 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,880 get for killing them zombies? 50 a piece, so three of them 343 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,640 would be 150. Okey doke. 344 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:45,520 Sorry. Go ahead. 345 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,200 No, no, not at all. I'll try to drive through both 346 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,040 of them. Tokens here the whole the whole 347 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,960 shebang. OK. 348 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,720 Go ahead and roll A20 sided for me so we can see with see what 349 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,320 we're dealing. With 13 disregard the six. 350 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:05,560 Oh yes, of course. I didn't even see it until you 351 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,920 said to not look at it. Yeah, I'm just, I'm sick of it. 352 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,360 It's fine. Yeah, no, it's it's fine. 353 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:15,480 I mean, so regard is the French word for for look. 354 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:22,000 So disregard with me would be to speak speak badly or profanely 355 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,040 about looking. So I I I got you. 356 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:28,240 I got you. I'm dissing it, yo. 357 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:34,960 I'm dissing what I looked at. All right, so with the 13, let's 358 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,160 see, let's let's make this a little interesting. 359 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,600 Roll roll 5 by 6. Only four. 360 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:46,120 You killed 24 zombies. I'm not doing so we'll just say 361 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:50,000 we'll just, we'll make it easy and we'll say 12 out of eat. 362 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,400 All right. And then dogs hop out of the 363 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,040 Lev. Both attack. 364 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,240 All right. Yeah, 16. 365 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,160 Yeah, 8. So Zeke got the 16. 366 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,160 There's hope. Vibro teeth. 367 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:07,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two that 4 I believe. 46 DC. 368 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:13,720 Oh, oh, my. OK Wow, that is more teeth. 369 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,760 Yeah, it's all power. All right, 10. 370 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,680 So he jumps up and just completely, I mean, you hear a 371 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:26,120 crunch, you hear a spray, you hear, you know, and there's a 372 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:29,720 there's another zombie down for sure in Scrapey. 373 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,080 So Stripey didn't do any damage. No. 374 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,560 Now, don't forget also that Zeke does. 375 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:40,160 Have you wrote it down or not? But Zeke? 376 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,320 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has the body Taser that the 377 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,680 capacitates for a full round. So you might be able to like 378 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,000 stand in the middle of them and incapacitate several of them 379 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,360 with this body tape. Possible. 380 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,160 I don't think I wrote that down. Yep, it's in there. 381 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,840 Oh, I see it. Yeah, and, and should any of 382 00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:01,000 them begin to do the zombie mode, he can also counteract it 383 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,240 with a, with a white noise, maybe, maybe a Gray noise. 384 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,520 Yeah, pretty, pretty much that. Yeah. 385 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,120 It works perfect. You wouldn't think so, but it 386 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:14,880 really does. All right, on to Jolene. 387 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,920 Jolene's going to try and be considerate and she's going to 388 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:22,400 kind of, she's going to kind of. Hate Jolene. 389 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,400 I'm. Begging. 390 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,680 I love her. She's. 391 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,920 Going to run over here and she's. 392 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,120 Going to I'm warm out. To play, she's going to play 393 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:35,480 clean up with this group over here and she rolled an 8 and she 394 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:44,200 didn't do it. See see these trying to make her 395 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:50,960 feel bad about herself. Good See she fires around and 396 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,520 does not quite land where she was hoping it would land. 397 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,760 You know, all their boy suits still pretty new to her, but she 398 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:02,000 does take five of them out. Not as good as she thought it 399 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:10,480 was going to be, and I forgot, but but Marcus was okay, so 400 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,400 we're gonna go ahead and add them in at the end of Turn since 401 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:18,840 I forgot about them. Old Brad Ashley and the young 402 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,520 lady that's with him, What's her? 403 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,840 Name who is yet to be named. I'm sorry, yeah, I don't. 404 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,520 Think she has a name? Yeah. 405 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,560 No, no. Her name's her name's Tiffany 406 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,640 Gross. Tiffany, Yeah. 407 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,760 She rolled a 20. So they'll they'll be in the 408 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,680 turn order next time, but they're gonna go ahead and 409 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:41,160 attack now at the end. Brad, Brad looks over at you and 410 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:44,640 he winks at you. And he takes off and he's going 411 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,680 to ride through this. Who's you? 412 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,480 Look, Cletus, I'm sorry. Looks at you, Cletus. 413 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:54,280 My apologies, Cletus. And he's going to ride through 414 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:58,840 the zombies with his machete. He rolls A14 with a decent for a 415 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:04,720 change, and he lobs the head off the heads off of another 3 416 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,680 zombie. He's feeling pretty proud of 417 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:11,640 himself. The young lady, Tiffany, she's 418 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:15,320 going to ride up just a little bit closer and she pulls out a 419 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:19,320 fairly good sized machine gun. And I was going to say dildo. 420 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,400 She she just starts spraying, spraying and spraying keep. 421 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:27,360 Spraying. Oh God, please. 422 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,000 Not that I don't. Know why that's? 423 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:41,800 Funny. And and she takes out 10 zombies 424 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,600 in this other group that has yet to be touched. 425 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:48,000 And now she is touched. All right, did that sorted that 426 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,680 out there. All right, All right, Wallace. 427 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:55,320 Well, I kind of have my head or like my upper body like popped 428 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,040 out of the top hatch, right? Yeah. 429 00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:01,560 OK, I want I want to look at my 2 plants that I completely 430 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,640 forgot that we had, but they haven't been doing anything. 431 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,320 I'm just going to be like Dave Matthews, do something, and I'm 432 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,320 going to like point to the zombies as I keep firing the 433 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,040 chunk chain gun. Ah, there you go. 434 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,880 Dave Matthews. Yeah, Dave Matthews. 435 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,960 Like to play? Here, excuse me, it's. 436 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,160 Called Dave. Are you playing ACD? 437 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,520 Don't give you you. You gave away your crossbow. 438 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,560 Yeah, I think he's I did calling the plants. 439 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,400 Yeah, that's what I'm calling the plants. 440 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,640 The plants. Yeah. 441 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,800 It's. 13 The hit with the chain gun. 442 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:40,840 What are you looking for the damage that those that those the 443 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:44,960 cannons do on? Top of the LA it says. 444 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,600 On the LAV 25 Google doc it says 1D6. 445 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,800 Oh no, no, no, you're so I thought you were on the chain 446 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,160 gun anyway. I am, but I'm telling them to do 447 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,560 something. I'm telling my plans to do 448 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,360 something. Oh, I did write that. 449 00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:00,360 OK, yeah, we got to change that. So I wrote it down somewhere 450 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:04,200 else. OK, what exactly the the damage 451 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:08,040 bought real fast mind of thought of running current them. 452 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,560 What does Cletus arm cannon do? I don't remember. 453 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:17,240 OK, one die 6 * 10 for his. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna say 454 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,320 let's just let's just and I'll, I'll write this down now, I'll 455 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:24,360 change this and we'll see that they do three die 6 * 10 because 456 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,920 they're all grown up, all growed up. 457 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:32,040 OK, so you shot UK so that back to dead rain. 458 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,840 You rolled a 13? Yep. 459 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,840 Yeah, you hit them. So go ahead and roll the damage 460 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:44,120 for that. 110. Do that 2nd 110 all right, so 461 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,480 that's this time. So that's we're going to take 462 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,080 that'll be another. We'll say it's another 30 463 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:54,720 zombies and the two cannons are going to fire 1. 464 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,200 We're gonna do one at each one. Oh my. 465 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,520 I'm getting good goals. I don't know about you guys. 466 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,640 We're gonna do that's 100 and 10120. 467 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:09,200 So this group is going on this group going 20 now to the other, 468 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,920 all right, just because the AOE effect, they do have a slight 469 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,720 AOE effect right onto the zombies. 470 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Do the do the plants kills counts towards me or they just? 471 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,360 No, that's no kills. That's theirs. 472 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:23,480 Yeah, OK. That's theirs. 473 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,280 And that's the only time they'll be able to attack this round, 474 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,960 OK. And you know you're going to 475 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,120 want to feed them also. Well, yeah, they're going to 476 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:34,560 have a buffet after this. Oh, yeah, yeah. 477 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:40,040 OK, so that crowd is going to move towards the lav. 478 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,360 This crowd is going. Can you move it down? 479 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:48,360 This crowd is going to attack Brad Ashley once again. 480 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:52,040 He is. He's got more agile, he's got a 481 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,840 little more prowess in battle now because again, you know, 482 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:59,120 he's just a an assembly line worker for plant in Chicago 483 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:02,040 Heights. So but he's he's getting better. 484 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,720 He kind of zips through him a little bit and they're trying to 485 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,680 attack him and he's just like, it's like he's got he's coated 486 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,400 in butter. You know, they just can't get a 487 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,280 hold of him. So on to Walter. 488 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:17,240 All right, well. I jump on Palladium and right 489 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,760 off some of the sunset Lee 1 bucks. 490 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,320 Off into the sunset, all right. Yeah. 491 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,200 To the West. Who's that guy? 492 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:29,440 Who's that half zombie? I need to attack this. 493 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,680 All right. My right up, my right up and 494 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:37,880 again I attack with my MG 42 and the horse guns 11. 495 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,400 You have a weapon? Yeah, Yeah. 496 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,960 Rule your damage. What kind of sure would the 497 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,880 military weapons expert do for that? 498 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,920 But that should give you at your level, that should give you a + 499 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,360 1 to strike, which would be a 12, which is below their armor 500 00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,920 rating. But we're not just fighting a 501 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,680 senior zombie. You're shooting into a crowd. 502 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,400 So throw your damage. We'll figure out some other 503 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:11,520 zombie 100 for you, Right? Yeah, it wasn't the highest of 504 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,920 roles, but that's a lot of damage. 505 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,000 So we're going to say you took out 20 zombies. 506 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,200 I'm going to say we're not going to say anything. 507 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,600 I'm going to say yeah, because I'm the leader. 508 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,200 For some reason, you guys thought it would be a good idea 509 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,960 to make EA to lead it. So I'm really dumb of you, but 510 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,680 yeah. You're our DMDM us. 511 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,080 I'm I'm I'm DM and you hard I'm DM and you. 512 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:37,120 Thanks, Daddy. Hey, Daddy. 513 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,400 I like you when you DM me so hard. 514 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:44,840 DM do really hard. All right, so Brad Ashley, 515 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,960 instead of riding straight through him, he's going to kind 516 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,960 of, he's going to, he's going to start riding around in the 517 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:55,440 circle and he's going to, he's going to start hurting them. 518 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,600 Not hurting, but hurting. And he's just going to drive 519 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,680 around them. And he's going to hit stragglers 520 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:05,720 as he as he rides around them, keeping them, keeping them right 521 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,400 there, keeping them so that they can't move. 522 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,200 Oh, Dang. Way to go, Bradley. 523 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:18,920 Shoot, boy, you're over 19. Yeah, he took out, let's say he 524 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,960 took out about 7 zombies. He's he's got this group down to 525 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,200 almost nothing. And next, we're on the Cletus. 526 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:33,480 Cletus in here. Well, I could really go either 527 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,680 way. You couldn't. 528 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,080 At the lav, there's 20 zombies left. 529 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,640 Up above Tiffany St. to the north, there's another 20 530 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,600 zombies, the one with Brad Ashley's 5 left. 531 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,040 Well, I'm going to ride over to the LAB. 532 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:53,960 As I ride past this Tiffany chick, I take some pink panties 533 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:58,200 and I throw them at her and I keep riding by they. 534 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,360 Just catching the wind and they just fly off. 535 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:06,480 Yeah, she, she sees them kind of fly past her and she looks 536 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,800 bewildered and she looks in your direction and she just kind of 537 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,080 like, has a confused look on her face, kind of shakes her head. 538 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,120 Whatever. So as a write up on these 539 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:24,080 zombies, I want to pop up on the sidewalk over here and I want to 540 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:27,600 shoot with my my thing. I'm a Bob, my plant gun. 541 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:32,680 All right, so with that. I got plugged. 542 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:39,240 Roll damage, roll 20 sided because you you can't miss with 543 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,080 it. Are you firing one shot or two? 544 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,800 You can shoot them both now if you want, I'll do 2. 545 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,040 OK. And the only reason that we're 546 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,640 rolling is for the one or the 20. 547 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,400 It's it's an automatic shot. It's an automatic hit. 548 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,320 It was a nine. Do I roll again? 549 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,960 Yeah, go ahead and roll a second time. 550 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,520 OK. All right. 551 00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,920 Yeah, definitely not. OK, So yeah, you you did the 552 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:06,280 first shot kind of collided with the second shot it into the the 553 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,960 crowd made your AO effect a little bit different, but you 554 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:15,160 did hit them roll, pull your damage, which I believe this is 555 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,480 one that's 6 * 10. I got. 556 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,560 A+ dot, yes, you're right. Plus 3 + 3. 557 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,040 Yeah. All right, so we're going to 50. 558 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,560 I'm, I'm going to say just pick out eight zombies, OK? 559 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,880 All right. Jolene's going to try to redeem 560 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,560 herself. You guys have that. 561 00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,560 OK, She's going to move. I'm here a little ways. 562 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,640 I guess you really can't move in the building. 563 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,400 She could do like, what's that one movie called that came out 564 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,640 in 2011? Pacific Rim. 565 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,400 Yeah, Pacific Rim. She grabbed a building and throw 566 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,640 it. She's only like 12 feet tall. 567 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,400 That's huge. It's like warm. 568 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,400 So she's trying to she's trying to stay back away from the group 569 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:03,400 so that her the rather loud explosion from the gun doesn't 570 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,680 doesn't hurt anybody, causing damage to anybody. 571 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:11,320 She did not redeem herself, not even a little rolling A5. 572 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,040 Yeah, she kind of hit the edge of the group and she took out 573 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,040 two. All right, Marcus. 574 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,200 Back to me isn't? It is all. 575 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,720 Right. Going to run over what's left in 576 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,520 front of me. I'm gonna pop out the Hatch and 577 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,720 shoot my plasma rifle at the group. 578 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:26,760 I'm in the Hatch over by pushing. 579 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,160 Me out of the way. I elbow on the side. 580 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,520 They're both. Squeezing. 581 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,640 I forgot to hit the brake so I got to do it while it's still 582 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:40,040 rolling. All right, I. 583 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,320 Roll for running over the initial zombies. 584 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:49,240 Yes, OK, do that first. 11. All right, let me let me 2.4 585 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:53,080 sneak two took out 2 zombies. Yeah. 586 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,080 Every little bit counts and now roll for your roll. 587 00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:01,360 Roll for your plasma rifle. Simon. 588 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:09,159 Jane All right and roll damage. 3D6 I always forget. 6666, yeah, 589 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,679 I can't want to say times 10, but yeah, that one's just 590 00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:15,800 straight, straight damage 16 by 616. 591 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:20,320 We have a group of 18 left is now 5. 592 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:24,120 She took out 13 zombies. Than five. 593 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,320 That's like 5 zombies. How many? 594 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,639 Yeah, that's. That's left. 595 00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:32,000 What did, what did I say? There was 1818 that was left. 596 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,520 So 13. She got 13 zombies all. 597 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:38,000 Right. All right, Tiffany kind of 598 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:42,280 frowns a little bit, like, oh man, like she was hoping to be 599 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,320 able to shoot it a couple more. Hey Tiffany, breakfast at your 600 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:50,199 house after this? Right, but she's going to. 601 00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:53,840 I don't get it. It's an 80s. 602 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:58,480 Movie What about Brad face did Tiffany's well, that's one thing 603 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:02,680 we got and then she's going to. She's going to ride around the 604 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:09,400 group kind of like her boss did, and she's really stumped as 605 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:14,720 she's riding around. She she she doesn't quite make 606 00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:18,320 the right calculations in her head and she almost runs into a 607 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:23,240 zombie, but she was able to almost, well, she was able to 608 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:27,120 keep her bike upright. She didn't drop her gun, but she 609 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:32,040 did no damage whatsoever. She tried. 610 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,680 She's still she's still pretty hot. 611 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,280 All right, on to Wallace. I'm gay. 612 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,440 I see still in the. Lev. 613 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,920 All right, Hello. Sorry I elbowed you that. 614 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,480 Kind of hurt. I'm bad. 615 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,520 Yeah. Now. 616 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,200 Just for the greater good, you'll forgive me. 617 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:54,880 So in my mind I'm shooting towards the woman all right, but 618 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,520 I'm but I'm but I'm hitting the zombies in between. 619 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,960 All right, roll your damage. It's just a happy. 620 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:05,440 Or not your damage. Yeah. 4 Dang, All right, let me 621 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,720 do something. So it's a woman. 622 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,520 Yeah. What's Let's see. 623 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,360 What was it? That was the the chain gun? 624 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,360 Yeah. Yeah. 625 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,080 He's dead. Nice job. 626 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,880 Oh, yeah, That's what it was, Yeah. 627 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:26,960 She got hit and she went down. She got hit with a stray round 628 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,480 and she went down and she's not. She does not appear to be 629 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:35,200 getting backed up. I am so sorry. 630 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,520 Go ahead though and and roll damage and we'll see if maybe 631 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,640 you, maybe you took out one or two zombies on the stray. 632 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,320 Yeah, we'll say. We'll say you took out 2 zombies 633 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,240 and and Epiphany. And a tiphany. 634 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Yeah, I mean, you know, guys with these of war and all that 635 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,080 kind of stuff. So the group of zombies in front 636 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,600 of that, Brad Ashley is still disoriented. 637 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:07,200 This group is going to try to descend on this is our third go 638 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,680 around 2:00, so this is the last attack for the zombies. 639 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:17,520 So they descend on Tiffany and this group that is next to 640 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,040 Cletus is going to take a swipe at Cletus Oopta. 641 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:26,880 There's only so many that can swing, so we're going to do 2.4 642 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,840 watch. They roll pretty good 3 so they 643 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:34,240 get 12 damage to Cleta. That's what I get for helping my 644 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:37,960 friends. Let me double check real fast. 645 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,600 Oh no, no, no. Oh yeah. 646 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:44,240 Get for help friends. No, I just want to help they're. 647 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:48,480 Sucking me off. I'm pretty sure it's two die 4 648 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,160 but I do want to double check real fast. 649 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:53,400 Not all that real bad I'm. Going to take my psychic energy 650 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:54,440 your. Potential. 651 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,960 Psychic energy, you don't have it. 652 00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:01,200 Oh yeah, but hey, I have an SDC of 30. 3 is that I was. 653 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,640 No, you just have an SDSTD. I was wrong. 654 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,160 It is not a two die four, it is just a one die six. 655 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:14,120 So let's let's redo that. Actually my SDC is 33 + 50 AR of 656 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,680 10, whatever that means. So your armor rating. 657 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,440 So you have armor. I believe your armor rating is 658 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,600 higher than that though. It says 10, yeah. 659 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,360 What? What armor do you have? 660 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,720 Half black vest. Yeah, maybe that is maybe that 661 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:33,200 is all the all the armor rating that is Oh, and it is, is double 662 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,040 too. OK, so actually ends up being 663 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,280 yeah, actually ends up being more. 664 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:42,720 OK, so then take 16 damage to your black. 665 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,240 Vest Is it the SDC or what it? Yeah. 666 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,640 Yep, Yep. OK. 667 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,360 I yeah, and I happened to roll a 20. 668 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,200 Otherwise they wouldn't. They wouldn't have been able to 669 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,800 do that. No, it's all good. 670 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,480 Dang it. I don't like it. 671 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,760 I don't like it. All right, Walter. 672 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:01,160 I. Turn. 673 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,720 I turn. You turn. 674 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:08,400 Woodland away, he's turning at the group is on that I shooting 675 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,280 at. Which one on the left or right? 676 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,520 Did I not hang it? Thought I picked it, yeah. 677 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,320 Oh, OK. OK when I've been. 678 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,920 Hitting on the right, On the right. 679 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,040 Right. Oh my God. 680 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,400 It is a low roll. Go ahead and roll your damage. 681 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,000 You, you, you might have do well on damage. 682 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,760 Maybe you maybe you took out one of them. 683 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,880 I mean, you are really close, but so there would actually 684 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:33,240 there would be pluses for that. Not enough to get you above 14, 685 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,640 but enough to give you a little bit better shot. 686 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,240 It's either +4 or +5 when you're up that close to shoot a shoot a 687 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,720 gun. So go ahead and go ahead and 688 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,640 roll the damage. That's a lot of spraying and 689 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,040 maybe you did a little extra spraying. 690 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,520 Wow. Yeah, man. 691 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,160 All right. There's one zombie left 692 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:53,880 standing. All right, Brad Ashley, he's got 693 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,440 5 zombies left in front of him. He did nothing. 694 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,360 He tries to ride through him. He missed every one of them. 695 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,920 Didn't, didn't do, did the wrong one. 696 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,080 That's really awful, actually. He looks, he looks a little 697 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,080 defeated this time. Just a little defeat. 698 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,680 He's kind of getting sick and tired of the defeat. 699 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,800 All right, Cletus. I know AFL. 700 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,560 How many did you say I took down them? 701 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,640 88 million you. Took out you took out two. 702 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,160 Well, one. Guy left standing. 703 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,200 I'm pissed. Yeah, I'm pissed. 704 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,560 You should be. The robot lady can't do nothing. 705 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,160 The dogs ain't doing nothing. That's my fiance that you're 706 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,760 talking about. And my dog is I start hitting 707 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:39,960 these zombies in front of me with chains and I didn't. 708 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:47,480 Hit. No, no, Dang, not quite. 709 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,840 Not quite. You've got the +3 to strike 710 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,480 right away. The fire station. 711 00:40:55,720 --> 00:41:00,200 So you would you would hit them. So roll, roll damage. 712 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,440 I want to see what we're working with here. 713 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:08,280 You get back over here plus 3. Oh, yeah. 714 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:13,280 OK, so you did, you did cut three of them in half. 715 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:17,240 OK, so they're, they're on the ground and flopping around. 716 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,000 They're they're essentially out of the battle. 717 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:24,440 So that takes you down to 8. I still drive over the engine, 718 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,320 OK, I'm just going to hang out at the fire station for a little 719 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,360 bit, right down the pole. Maybe you can get one of the 720 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,320 fire trucks to start. I tried hot wire the fire 721 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,480 engine. All right. 722 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:44,120 Next up is Jolene. It doesn't do anything. 723 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:48,120 She's she's going to, she's going to shoot at the group that 724 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,560 you just tried to do some damage to. 725 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,040 See what I mean? So there's an explosion right 726 00:41:56,040 --> 00:42:00,600 behind the Firehouse. Ground just erupts and there's a 727 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:04,040 crater there. I pop out of the I pop out of 728 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,600 the fire engine. I'm trying to hot wire like hey 729 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:14,400 I'm working here Bimbo. Dump Bimbo. 730 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:18,200 Trying our best. Yeah, seriously. 731 00:42:20,240 --> 00:42:22,880 I mean, yeah, it could have. It could have ended up kind of 732 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,960 bad, actually. All right, so next we have 733 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,080 Marcus. Hello, hello. 734 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:38,640 I'm going to ride up into this group of zombies. 735 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,520 All right. In front of Walter, roll another 736 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,160 eleven. Do that. 737 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,400 That's in front of Walter. OK. 738 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,000 Oh, just there's just one. Yeah. 739 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,040 You killed. Those are one left. 740 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,840 OK, Yeah, there's. Just one zombie. 741 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,920 Left. OK, you killed you killed him 742 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,320 with how? Many years. 743 00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:01,600 Which saves Jolene Guy. There's five left in front of 744 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,560 Brett Ashley. OK. 745 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:08,720 And then I just saw that I have HE rounds 12 gauge for my AA12 746 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,560 so I'll spray into him. I don't think it's close enough 747 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,240 to hit Brad Ashley, but it'd be funny if it did. 748 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,280 Be funny. So not 21st one in a long time, 749 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:21,200 boys. Dang, we're treading in what 750 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,800 rare air, right? Unknown territory, yeah. 751 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,840 Yeah. So normally it's a 46 but I have 752 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:33,960 12 HE 12 gauge just saw. Yeah, I probably didn't give you 753 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,400 damage for that. Yeah, it doesn't say the regular 754 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,200 is 46. Right, the high explosive, let's 755 00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:42,760 do 1 by 6 * 10. That's it. 756 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,440 That's that's about the the general range of of most 757 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,640 explosives in this game. OK, roll the four. 758 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,160 OK, hopefully there's an AOE effect and. 759 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:54,720 Rolling. Oh yeah, no, absolutely. 760 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:55,960 That's it's it's a high explosive. 761 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,800 So yeah. How many how many bursts was is 762 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,120 that was that a four round burst? 763 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:02,960 Yeah. You know what? 764 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:07,000 Regardless, OK, Yeah, You took out, you took out all five of 765 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,680 them. Oh sweet, yeah. 766 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,800 Hey guys. I look down to see if anyone saw 767 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:16,320 and no one's looking. Not even Brad Ashley. 768 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,920 Not a single person you guys see you get all. 769 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:25,040 Right. I've never done death rolls, so 770 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,240 I don't know. I rolled a 14. 771 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,280 I feel like that's good, but I've never. 772 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:33,040 Yeah, see if I can find. Us real quick, can I hop out and 773 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,480 use my Med kit to help her? Yeah, you're in the lab. 774 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:40,440 Absolutely you can. D100 I think the percentage is 775 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:44,560 like see something, don't. See you have first aid. 776 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,920 I don't see first aid in your. Yeah, first aid. 777 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,360 What do you Oh. There it is. 778 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:53,840 So yeah. So you have a total of probably 779 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:57,520 55% right now. What, you all here's your role. 780 00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 781 00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,760 So you have brought her back from the brink of death. 782 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,440 Sorry lady, that's kind of my fault. 783 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,320 Her eyes, I mean. It was Cletus. 784 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,600 She she doesn't, she doesn't look angry. 785 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,720 She's she's too weak to really talk right now. 786 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,720 Yeah, it's my vote. But but she she's not, she's not 787 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:23,200 upset. Excuse me? 788 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,440 I'm sorry. OK, All right. 789 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,800 Wallace. Oh, that was you? 790 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,200 Yeah. You jumped out and helped her. 791 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:34,240 OK. Yeah. 792 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:39,520 The only the only zombies left, there's eight of them here and 793 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,760 they're going to they're they're a little confused. 794 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,640 They're going to head towards Cleveland, so they're going to 795 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,920 they're going to No, I'm sorry. Never mind my apologizes. 796 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,400 Zombies can't do anything in this round because they've 797 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,880 already used up all three attacks for this room, but they 798 00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:08,400 are all still moaning. Oh you Walter, it's your turn. 799 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:10,680 There's 8 zombies left over here. 800 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,520 Good job, Walter. You can do it buddy. 801 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:19,560 Come on, Walter, Do it, Walter. I hope, lady, I'm away. 802 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,480 I ride my trusty speed over getting fairly close. 803 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,640 You know, this time I'm going to use my slingshot, my sling, 804 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,440 which does like one damage. It's. 805 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,280 Let's see. Finger slingshot. 806 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:32,080 I can't. I can't. 807 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,480 I can't. Yes. 808 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:40,680 Obviously horse guns with my 42. Did you say I have a plus 809 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:44,200 because I I know military weapon I'd be like a + 1. 810 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:50,960 Yeah, plus one. 111 Yay. Okay, really damage for. 120. 811 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:58,600 You really like that 120 yeah okay there you took out took out 812 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:04,080 six zombies on that one and Brad Ashley is going to he's going to 813 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:07,120 ride over here and he's going to help out Tiffany that help help 814 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,400 patch her up and take care of her bike because that's that's 815 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:16,080 important to do a Rd. weeper that that motorcycle is a lot. 816 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,240 Good thing somebody in the group has motorcycle mechanic skills, 817 00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,040 yeah? Exactly. 818 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,840 I heard that he's actually a really sexy fella. 819 00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,120 A little crazy. A little crazy, but little 820 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:31,680 penis. Maybe a little bit. 821 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:37,520 Maybe a little bit little penis. All right, So Cletus, Yeah. 822 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:44,400 You up there, You get the you get the fire engine started. 823 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,160 Sick. Took some, took some going. 824 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,440 You're down there trying to hot wire stuff. 825 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,560 You're pulling wires out and you know the ones that you think of 826 00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:57,800 the right ones, nothing that doesn't doesn't want to start. 827 00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:01,600 You get frustrated. You kind of hit the the the 828 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:06,680 steering wheel and and and frustration and the visor pops 829 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,720 down a little bit and the keys roll out right on your lap. 830 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,040 Silly. Fireman. 831 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,720 Yeah. So you're able to to shoot, to 832 00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:16,640 shoot, to start the fire engine up. 833 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,400 You now have a working fire engine. 834 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:25,880 I grabbed one of the the fire axes and a halogen tool and I 835 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:30,040 jump in a fire truck and I take off and I hit the sirens. 836 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,840 Let me, let me, let me give you control of this. 837 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,640 There we go. Is it a pump truck or is it like 838 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,920 what is what is it what? Kind of truck. 839 00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:44,320 Is it the orange cargo just like? 840 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:49,080 If it's a pump truck, it's got the like the the water hose like 841 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:52,160 nozzle thing that I can control. Or it could be a ladder truck, 842 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:55,760 so I got a ladder. Do a little search here real 843 00:48:55,760 --> 00:49:00,960 quick. OK, let me roll for it. 844 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,520 Oh yeah, it's a pump truck. It's a pump truck. 845 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,800 OK, All right. So yeah. 846 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:10,400 You have to pull the token. Oh OK so I I head down towards 847 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,960 the the 8 is it 8 left or however many left? 848 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,280 Two there are two left two lefties standing there looking 849 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:23,040 very bewildered. Walkers, spiders, skinheads. 850 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:30,400 Nazis, whatever you want to call them, and as I'm driving up I I 851 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,960 turn the hose on or turn that little good, good turn hose 852 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:40,640 thinking bojig and I let it kind of coast to hop up on top and 853 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:45,520 I'm spraying down the zombies I. Love it. 854 00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:49,680 So yeah, roll roll 20 sided. Let's see what. 855 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:57,240 Happens I have a + 3 to strike. Oh wait, is it 434344 against 856 00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:59,400 zombies? Yeah, yeah, always against 857 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:00,520 zombies, yeah. OK. 858 00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:07,000 Yeah. So, so as you you hit them and 859 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:12,120 you knock them, knock them down and kind of you create a bit of 860 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,600 a wave, slide them toward Palladium. 861 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:20,960 We don't normally do assists, but no, I'm just, I'm just going 862 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,320 to flavor this. So as you spray them and you are 863 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,320 cleaning the streets, making thereby making everything smell 864 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:33,160 a lot better as they slide into Palladium, Palladium rears up 865 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:39,200 and he's kicking at their heads. He's he's hitting, hitting their 866 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,840 their main body, but he's not really He hasn't squashed the 867 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,800 head yet. I was. 868 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:47,880 I was going to do, I was going to hop down off the truck, okay, 869 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,600 and then going to do an overhead axe throw with the fireman axe. 870 00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,240 Do it. I I want you to do it. 871 00:50:54,800 --> 00:50:59,000 I want you to do it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 872 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,640 So tell. So tell me exactly what you're 873 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,040 doing here. Oh, I hopped down off the truck. 874 00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:04,480 The truck is still coasting, right? 875 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,200 Still spraying the water. And then you got, you know, 876 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,440 doing this thing. So I walk over and say, whoa, 877 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:13,880 lady, whoa. And I throw it and it hits one 878 00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,840 of them in the head. And I was going to walk up to 879 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,120 the other one with the halogen tool and I was going to start 880 00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,440 beating his head in. So as you're getting ready to to 881 00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:25,360 try and beat the second one, Palladium did end up squashing 882 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:29,080 his head and made a mess. But thankfully the water 883 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:33,760 Palladium everybody obviously tink. 884 00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,840 Whoa. All right, yeah, He's he's he's 885 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:38,280 made of metals. Made of metal. 886 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,200 Or at least partially I. Don't know it it racist. 887 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:48,680 All right, that ends the battle, the second battle for Chicago. 888 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,440 How's. How's, what's his name, Spiker 889 00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,760 Babe doing? She's she's OK. 890 00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:14,280 She's stable. Oh, thank you so much, guys. 891 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:20,200 You, you did a great job. I'm gonna take Tiffany and we're 892 00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:25,720 gonna go and get her fixed up. I I know right where to take. 893 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,000 Her. Hey, hey. 894 00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,600 Yeah, Brad. Yeah, really quick. 895 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,840 I'm a mechanic. I can just I can work on it 896 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,400 right here. Yeah, you got to take her to the 897 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,640 mechanic. Yeah, I mean basically, like if 898 00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,640 you think about it, a doctor is just a person mechanic. 899 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,720 So I'm a mechanic. I can work on her brother. 900 00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:49,520 What kind of mechanic are you? Motorcycle girl. 901 00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:52,280 She's pretty thin, so she's kind of like a motorcycle. 902 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:56,400 She. Really does like motorcycles, 903 00:52:56,440 --> 00:53:00,640 but yeah, she's not one. I mean, we don't know until we 904 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,480 operate on her. She. 905 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,440 Kind of looks like it's Suzuki 2008. 906 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,680 Yeah, looks like she's got about 800 miles on her. 907 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,480 Yeah, I'm. I'm going to take her to a 908 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,360 hospital. You're lost. 909 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,360 Yeah. You're your brother. 910 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:19,800 Bye, brother. You're doing a great job, 911 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,440 brother. I'm fighting on your barrels. 912 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,000 I'm doing more than you are, but yeah. 913 00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,640 Should we tell Brad that we actually do have a doctor like 914 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,000 with us? No, it's fine. 915 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:33,080 Let him do whatever he wants. Hi Brad, I hope you find your 916 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,320 dad. He knows the hospitals aren't 917 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,760 like a thing anymore, right? He'll find out when he shows up 918 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:44,480 at 1 and there's walkers there. There's walkers there. 919 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:48,600 Walker. OK, so with that out of the way 920 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,720 finally, so as you're you continue on down the street, 921 00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:58,920 there's no stragglers there doesn't there doesn't appear to 922 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:07,040 be any more walkers anywhere. And you happen to go past this 923 00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:11,320 building that is called 360 Chicago. 924 00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,520 You. Got any Xboxes? 925 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:23,080 So, but as you you look up as or excuse me, as you're going past 926 00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:29,320 it, walking, riding, driving, blowing the horn on the fire 927 00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:34,200 engine. Jimothy, who is in the LAV, 928 00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:38,160 grabs one of the bottles of liquor that he's been able to 929 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:39,400 find. He's. 930 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:40,400 Wait. What? 931 00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:42,200 What'd you say? Yeah. 932 00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:43,080 Really. Are you. 933 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,560 Are you sure? Wait, hang on. 934 00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:48,560 Go. And he, he turns it up, takes a 935 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:52,600 really long draw off of it. OK, OK, OK. 936 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,520 I can. I can hear you better now. 937 00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:59,040 Oh. Oh hey, Everybody should 938 00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:02,600 probably stop because the doctor you're looking for is in this 939 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,520 building right here usually. On the. 940 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:07,440 A break? I don't know. 941 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:10,160 That's what the liquor told me. You know, sick. 942 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:14,320 The liquor I. Believe, though wholeheartedly. 943 00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:18,360 Wholeheartedly, I don't know about this fella and he's 944 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,360 talking to a bottle of liquor, but somehow I weirdly trust him. 945 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,840 I mean, I feel like I know him from somewhere. 946 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:28,120 Can I have my dog sniff around? Sniff around where? 947 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,240 Just kind of the premises, see if there's like maybe any living 948 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:34,880 people. So they so. 949 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:38,040 Just just straight up investigate, kind of see what I 950 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,160 see. Yeah. 951 00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:43,880 So they do indicate that there are there are there have been 952 00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:49,400 zombies in the area, but not not like currently, but you can go 953 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,280 up up in the building. There is a, there isn't. 954 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:57,040 You see from once you enter in inside you see that there is 955 00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,840 like an observatory up at the top. 956 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,680 Oh, that sounds cool. Yeah, it actually looks like a 957 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:05,320 pretty neat little place. It's pretty the Sears Tower. 958 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:10,240 So you you ascend the 60 flights or so of stairs. 959 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,560 I should have told. You guys, I don't do stairs. 960 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,600 Like I try to stay away from them. 961 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,720 Like we, we haven't really had to go upstairs like the whole 962 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:24,360 time. That's fair. 963 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:29,680 My crack gets like super sweaty. Watch out for oil slick. 964 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:33,160 Anyway, let's press on. It's a lot of stairs. 965 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,440 Are you suffering from mud butt right now, Marcus? 966 00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,080 Yeah, I got the mud butt. I'll wipe later. 967 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,000 Open, open, real power. Time. 968 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,720 I feel free now. I got the open robe because like 969 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,440 it's a draft. I get like a draft dry going on. 970 00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,920 I mean, I feel like it would kind of help a little bit. 971 00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,720 It helps, doesn't smell great, but. 972 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:58,920 Well, you're bad. So you're all out of you're all 973 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,240 out of breath pretty much as you get to the top. 974 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,200 This is a this is about what the observatory looks like. 975 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:10,840 So the way the way the so for the listener who cannot look up 976 00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:15,520 what should 360 Chicago is up at the top, there is an observation 977 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:20,720 lounge that is all windows. There's their metal handles on 978 00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:23,600 either side. And effectively what you can do 979 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:28,360 is you can lean into the glass not quite 40 25° angle, probably 980 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:31,520 about 30. You can just kind of lean and 981 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:34,680 look over the city. It's a nice view. 982 00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:39,080 You can see Lake, MI and the harbor area and all that not too 983 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,040 far from the harbor at all. Looks like a place that I would 984 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:46,040 enjoy visiting. So but as you see this 985 00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:50,600 observation room, you do see the, the three people that are 986 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,640 here. There's what looks to be a mom, 987 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:58,840 a dad and a little girl, except they do not look as pristine in 988 00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:02,040 real life as they look in the the picture that you have before 989 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:03,640 you. They are definitely zombies. 990 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,240 They they, they are, they do they do look like a type that 991 00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:12,200 you've encountered before where they are continually reliving 992 00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:16,840 moment that was in their past when they were alive. 993 00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,480 And they're just kind of standing there staring. 994 00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,040 You can hear let her go, little girl. 995 00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:30,360 Like she's asking her dad a question and he he looks at her 996 00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:37,360 and he's and the mom, the Mama zombie, she kind of squeezes his 997 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,320 tushy a little bit and she goes yeah, yeah, yeah, bad, yeah, 998 00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,960 bad. She's the top. 999 00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,000 They just keep, they just just keep doing the same thing over 1000 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,480 and over and over again. So you're gonna you're gonna 1001 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,280 leave them there or you did you want to take them out? 1002 00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,640 They're docile, we've seen them before. 1003 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,200 At the moment, scared. Of women, Marcus. 1004 00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,160 And. Son rifle he is it's it's up to 1005 00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:02,840 anyone of you. So are you on a consistency you 1006 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,000 want to leave him alone? I shoot at him with Marcus. 1007 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:13,720 And primary rifle. I'm just. 1008 00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,840 Joking I'm joking I'm joking I'm. 1009 00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:21,840 Sure, the little girl. That that one actually kind of 1010 00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,280 see happening. I go to pet the little girl's 1011 00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,560 head, but the glass in front of her is shattered and I 1012 00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:27,960 accidentally push her out the window. 1013 00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,680 Whoops. I shouldn't have left on purpose 1014 00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:34,000 to try and put. Her. 1015 00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:38,080 So sorry, no, she's already dead. 1016 00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,000 Joking. I'm joking. 1017 00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:46,480 Joking I'm. Joking, but I don't even. 1018 00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:49,040 Steal this because I rode up my motorcycle up the side of the 1019 00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:56,880 building. So you, you hear, you know, from 1020 00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:01,080 like a room, just a little, little ways, you know, away from 1021 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,840 where you're at, you hear. What? 1022 01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:05,080 Huh. Hey. 1023 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:09,200 Over over here, over here, I'm saying. 1024 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,720 That. I sent Stripey. 1025 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:14,640 Is that Bigfoot? I'm gonna shoot out it with my 1026 01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,920 Plaza rifle. No. 1027 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,720 Is that a skinwalker disguise? The Sydney. 1028 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:22,320 Sweeney, Reggie. Clothes. 1029 01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,840 Then I'm not going to kill her. I'll shoot her a pair of women. 1030 01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:34,640 Walter doesn't have a a bad thing happened to him yet I got 1031 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,880 to find something to make him have a bad thing happen to. 1032 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,360 Him I. Mean obviously his horse 1033 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,400 dropping from space is a pretty bad thing. 1034 01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:45,640 Yeah, but I didn't 'cause it so. But he got upgraded from it. 1035 01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:47,080 That didn't count. I guess it's you. 1036 01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:49,440 Got to have a trauma. You know what? 1037 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,760 You guys do what you want. You got to bond with us. 1038 01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:55,520 Hey, Reggie, what up, baby? What's up, Reggie Wolf? 1039 01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:02,960 I say, how did you know my name? Yeah, you have a name tag. 1040 01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:04,400 Yeah. What? 1041 01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:07,000 Yeah, see right there. Adam, Adam Wrinkle. 1042 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,880 See it and then when he like when he like looks down to like 1043 01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,040 look at it. I like kind of shoot my finger 1044 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,480 out to like on his nose. He's like. 1045 01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:19,440 I forgot you shoot his kneecaps out. 1046 01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:24,480 Quite good, Sir. Quite, quite good. 1047 01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:26,280 Bravo, Sir. Bravo. 1048 01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:30,720 Oh, that's almost as bad as the time the time that the guy 1049 01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:35,000 pissed upon my leg. Is that why it smells like piss 1050 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,840 in here? Yes, yes, fella. 1051 01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,200 In fact it was. It's a fella that's up against 1052 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,720 the glass over there pissed upon my leg. 1053 01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,880 Oh, he did, Yes. I can't let him get away with 1054 01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,120 that. I'm gonna start peeing on his 1055 01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:48,520 leg. I'm just. 1056 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:53,160 Gonna start peeing on him. I I undo my pants on. 1057 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,120 On the zombie. No on Reginald. 1058 01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:58,920 You peeing on Reginald? I'm just peeing. 1059 01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:03,680 Oh Oh dear boy, please watch where you aim that. 1060 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,240 It's little, it's hard to aim. No, not. 1061 01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:10,440 Again, I feel that I shall get to my leg. 1062 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,240 Pissed upon again. Yeah. 1063 01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:15,320 And I start drinking. A 2 liter I have of water. 1064 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:28,840 I say oh boy, OK, I'm joking. So you fellas must have been 1065 01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:32,440 looking for me. What the What can I do for you 1066 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:38,400 since you have saved me from from the the three zombies that 1067 01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:41,040 have never moved but I'm still frightened of. 1068 01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:43,720 Well, since you, since you're asking what we can, what you can 1069 01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:46,640 do for us and drop my pants around my ankles. 1070 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:51,160 No, we're here to find out why. Why you worked on Ultra Cure? 1071 01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,640 Oh yeah, that's why I were here. I pull up my pants and I do them 1072 01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:55,960 up. To the Ultra, Yeah. 1073 01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:59,000 Ultra, yeah. You know the thing really sure 1074 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:03,840 ions and the the Benford group and all this other stuff, you 1075 01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:04,720 know. Benford. 1076 01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:10,560 Benford I I say that that sounds maybe familiar. 1077 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,880 I don't know. I I fell a few months back and 1078 01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:18,160 hit my head rather hard and I've had a hard time remembering some 1079 01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:22,040 things that Benford sounds familiar, but I don't. 1080 01:03:22,400 --> 01:03:27,160 I don't quite know. Hey, maybe, maybe if we hit him 1081 01:03:27,160 --> 01:03:29,560 on the head again, maybe he'll remember. 1082 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:30,720 Good idea. I've been. 1083 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:34,520 Here the whole time. Bonk. 1084 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,640 I hit him with the axe. The pyramid axe. 1085 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,080 I start peeing on his leg. Really gotta go. 1086 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:47,760 Oh, oh boy, he steps out of the way. 1087 01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,560 You know, see someone pee makes me want to pee so I start peeing 1088 01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:54,600 on his leg too after. Doing that, he opens up his 1089 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:56,240 umbrella. Middle of my pee stream. 1090 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:59,160 He opens up his. Umbrella on my ankle, I start 1091 01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:02,200 pooping on the floor. Jeez. 1092 01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,360 Marcus, stop peeing or I'm peeing. 1093 01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:09,920 That's weird. If you just don't cross the 1094 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,960 stream. Stream a fraction to the left, 1095 01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:14,320 then our streams would cease to be crossed. 1096 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:15,880 I'm fine. With this poop and bring the 1097 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:19,560 hard to get out click somebody pee on him. 1098 01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,360 I'm tapped out. This seems like it's getting 1099 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,520 unhinged. What could jog your memory? 1100 01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:28,160 How are you really? How Vietnamese is this? 1101 01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:32,040 I don't, I don't know, maybe maybe somebody should hit him on 1102 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:35,440 the head, says Jimothy I. I poked him on the head with my 1103 01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:37,400 face. Boom all. 1104 01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:38,240 Right. Roll for it. 1105 01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,280 You're going to kill him. Probably. 1106 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:47,880 But I have a + 3 to strike for zombies, I have a + 3 to pull 1107 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:51,240 punches and it's a four. Yes, you do have +4 to pull a 1108 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:54,040 trench. So if you that would be a 7. 1109 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:58,720 So go ahead and let's so roll A1, die six, OK? 1110 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:02,720 Do I have a + 3 to strike? That's right, you do. 1111 01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:05,520 So you do hit him. Do hit him a little harder than 1112 01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:09,160 you thought you did and he reels back. 1113 01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:13,520 I say, oh boy, why would you do such a thing? 1114 01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,680 I didn't mean to hit the soft part of your skull. 1115 01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,800 Wait, wait. Benford. 1116 01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:23,840 Benford when? Yeah, yeah, I, I remember 1117 01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:29,480 something it I was asked to do something for Benford. 1118 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:33,200 OK. Something that only I could do. 1119 01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:35,320 What's something that only you can do? 1120 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:38,280 Sex, what is it? I don't know. 1121 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:41,000 Other than being like human fire hydrant for other. 1122 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,720 Guys, quick, somebody hit me on the head again. 1123 01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:48,400 OK, I'm going to take out my staff and I'm going to bunk him. 1124 01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:50,760 We all bunk, all right? Boom boom, boom roll. 1125 01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:54,560 For it, it's an iron staff too. Ouch. 1126 01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:57,000 I pull out my shot. This is plus one. 1127 01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:06,760 No, I gave him a bullet lobotomy. 14 All right, that was 1128 01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:08,880 your damage. No, that's the hit. 1129 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:14,760 Roll your damage. 2D6 plus. 2 So you're not doing a full strike, 1130 01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:16,160 you're doing, you're doing like your. 1131 01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:22,080 Yeah, and I'm pretty good with pulling punches too I believe. 1132 01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:25,440 Never mind, I have a + 2 to pull punch. 1133 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:32,360 Yeah, yeah, you did it. So you rolled an 8, So excuse 1134 01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:37,600 me, You did half damage. So he's a little bruised right 1135 01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:42,240 now, Boy, you hit, you hit pretty hard, boy. 1136 01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:48,200 I see. I, I do. 1137 01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:51,720 I do quite remember Binford group. 1138 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:57,200 Yes I I remember it was they pissed upon my leg in the 1139 01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:00,240 Binford group. Oh no. 1140 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:06,520 This is a pattern in my life. I say so. 1141 01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:10,440 They asked. Me, I remember. 1142 01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:13,320 Yes, of course. It was the fact that somebody 1143 01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:18,640 pissed upon my leg that I got the idea for propulsion for 1144 01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:25,640 these little robots. And it was to kind of like a jet 1145 01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:32,040 ski where it allows fluids to filter in and then funnels them 1146 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:35,840 so that they're propulsed by the fluids in in the body. 1147 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:39,520 It's rather rather ingenious if I do say so. 1148 01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:43,120 Only if someone could come up with a good power source, I 1149 01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:45,560 suppose. But I wasn't supposed to know 1150 01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:50,600 about any of that. So yeah, I, I remember now. 1151 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:54,440 I I the propulsion system for these little guys. 1152 01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:55,520 I say. Oh boy. 1153 01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:59,760 He looks at Jimothy. Who are you, by the way? 1154 01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:03,440 You look out of place from the. Are you saying we we we look 1155 01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:05,920 weird compared to him? I mean, I probably. 1156 01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:08,480 I know I look pretty strange, but you know. 1157 01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,280 I mean, I might, I might be wearing like pajamas. 1158 01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,840 But is it cuz? I wore my hair up in a ponytail 1159 01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:18,800 today. No, no, no, no, All of you fine 1160 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:22,920 folks look like warriors. It's been a year. 1161 01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:25,520 It's just a drunk. Yeah. 1162 01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:28,279 What, what, what are you here for, Sir? 1163 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:38,000 I, I I made the power, the the go go thing for the, for the, 1164 01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:42,800 for the robots. For the really small, really 1165 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,720 tiny robots. Yeah. 1166 01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:47,960 And you, you, you, you make them go. 1167 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,640 I make them go. I give them juice. 1168 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:58,600 Oh, the liquor. Well, gentlemen, I, I feel as if 1169 01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:03,720 I feel compelled to, to beg of you, to ask of you, if you will, 1170 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:08,479 to let me follow and, and maybe help you out when I can. 1171 01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:11,040 And especially help you carry this. 1172 01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:15,760 Really. Wow, really smelly drunk guy. 1173 01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:19,640 Who says that he. I believe he built a power 1174 01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:22,200 source, huh? Not Cletus. 1175 01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:26,640 Not Cletus. This gentleman here that I said 1176 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:29,080 looked different from you. He's passed out now. 1177 01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:31,080 I believe he drank a little too much. 1178 01:09:31,479 --> 01:09:36,080 The homeless guy, Jim. Jim, not Jimothy, is it? 1179 01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:38,680 Yeah, yeah. Didn't you guys? 1180 01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:39,600 Work to get. Homeless. 1181 01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:44,399 I've heard of him, but I've never collaborated with him. 1182 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:47,760 He's a pretty cool guy, except for that he's not cool at all. 1183 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:51,800 I'm sure he is when he's not stone cold drunk. 1184 01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,880 Which is never and. That's kind of that's kind of 1185 01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:55,680 his MO. Yeah, it's his thing. 1186 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:59,320 Kind of appears this way. He does look a bit pickled. 1187 01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:01,840 Yeah, you got any alcohol for? Him. 1188 01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:06,040 No, actually, I I I do not. Maybe some rubbing alcohol? 1189 01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:08,120 He likes ammonia. You got any of that? 1190 01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:13,640 Oh my, no, definitely not. No up for consumption. 1191 01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:16,400 Oh, OK then. Unless of course you're talking 1192 01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:18,720 TB and that's consumption. But. 1193 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,840 Tamerculosis. Yes. 1194 01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:24,720 Yes, quite. All right, gentlemen, appreciate 1195 01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:28,200 you letting me come with you, and I'll be with you on the next 1196 01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,800 episode of. Episode. 1197 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:33,520 Dead Ray How? Did this voice get so echoed 1198 01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:38,600 acoustics in this room? Is that? 1199 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,760 Comfortable hallway. You just kind of have to know 1200 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:44,120 where it's at. What was that voice? 1201 01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:49,680 Why did you sound American? I, I, I I'm not sure what you're 1202 01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:51,880 talking about, boy. I don't trust you. 1203 01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:54,720 Oh, I brought my revolver and I shoot him in the face. 1204 01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:58,800 No, I don't think someone actually peed on your leg. 1205 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:00,200 Say it. You're lying. 1206 01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:04,640 That's pretty ridiculous, boy. Smell it for yourself. 1207 01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:05,760 I. Smell. 1208 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:07,480 No. Hey, I ain't weird. 1209 01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:09,320 No, it's just mine. It's original. 1210 01:11:09,760 --> 01:11:11,000 Original. And you know what they say, 1211 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,960 right? What do they say? 1212 01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:16,120 If one man can hold you down to men can rape you. 1213 01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:19,840 Oh no. Jeez. 1214 01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:23,240 And he opens up his umbrella and. 1215 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:27,560 Then keeps his smile and starts shooting out bullets. 1216 01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:32,560 I say oh boy, there's a 22 shell located in this for the first 1217 01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:35,240 person that tries to pin me and rape me. 1218 01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:37,760 The thing there's three of us. Four of us. 1219 01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:42,040 Take it, dig it. OK dog, then it's meant. 1220 01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:45,000 For me instead, I'm not helping y'all rape this issue stop. 1221 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,880 Me. I'm not helping y'all. 1222 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,240 And we have a robot horse. Why are we killing? 1223 01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:53,000 Why are we killing the douche? We're not. 1224 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:55,920 Why are we killing the douche? I have a fire truck. 1225 01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:57,720 Yeah, that's pretty cool. Cletus I. 1226 01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:00,120 Think maybe we can attach that on the. 1227 01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:02,960 Navy as a sidecar. Oh, we should. 1228 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,320 Alright, anyways, thanks everyone for listening, we 1229 01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:08,920 appreciate it and we hope you enjoyed you listening as much as 1230 01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:11,600 we enjoy playing it. And with that, we'll see you on 1231 01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:14,840 the next episode of Dad for Rings. 1232 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,560 That concludes the story from now. 1233 01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:23,320 If you like the tales so far, stick around. 1234 01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:30,400 I might tell you more next time. Now where did I put my supplies?