1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,640 The Main Menu podcast presents D&D under the. 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,280 Table like it here. We finally reached our arc where 3 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:18,080 we actually like it here. I'd like to hear it for a while, 4 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,600 to be honest. I'm currently hating my life 5 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,400 right now. But no. 6 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,520 Why? Because I'm trying to get this 7 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,280 armor. Why cheddar? 8 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:28,840 Just because you're Why are you playing a game that doesn't make 9 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:30,280 you happy? No, it does. 10 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,920 It's a point. I love this game. 11 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,120 It sounds like. Now, now if you're now if I was 12 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,360 playing Valorant, that would be a different thing. 13 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:42,080 What's the what's the difference if it's you're still grinding 14 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:46,040 try Harding, yes, huh. And you know what? 15 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,800 I started Bloodborne today because I'm like, I want to, I 16 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:52,120 want to try a new game, something that's, you know, 17 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:55,320 going to make my brain fall out and it's terrible. 18 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:58,000 And you're not playing right. I didn't like it at all. 19 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,640 It sounds like a skill issue. Me not liking it as a skill 20 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,080 issue cheddar. How does that make sense 21 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,319 exactly? Focusing. 22 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,200 I'm focusing too on the generator response. 23 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,120 Exactly. Because I'm in the middle of a 24 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,760 boss fight right now. No, You die and then you come 25 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,320 back in some garden and then there's nowhere to go. 26 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:20,160 Everywhere's blocked off. Yeah, that's why you got to give 27 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,080 the boss. I gave him zero change. 28 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:26,200 There's nowhere to go. It is a blocked off area. 29 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,520 There's nowhere to go. How far are you? 30 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,640 Right in the beginning of the game. 31 00:01:31,960 --> 00:01:34,320 OK. Have you gone up that ladder to 32 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,960 get that checkpoint like? Absolute garbage. 33 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,360 There's no ladder. I don't see anything. 34 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:41,280 I never saw anything. And you know what? 35 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:44,600 I could have looked harder and I I searched for like 10 minutes 36 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,520 for somewhere to go after you respawn in that garden or 37 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:50,520 wherever that is by the church. There. 38 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:53,120 I'm like this. I I could figure it out. 39 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:56,760 I could look up a video like a weenie, but I'm not going to. 40 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,720 You know why? Because I've been wrong with. 41 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:02,400 Getting out outside information. I shouldn't have to. 42 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,880 It's right at the beginning. There should be a door that's. 43 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,919 Open the the soul the souls games like Bloodborne and Elden 44 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:12,080 ring there is nothing wrong with getting outside information 45 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,720 because they they intentionally make it to where what? 46 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:19,200 To do after you spun in the right at the beginning of the 47 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:25,680 game, it's just no, no, so it's fine. 48 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,600 Skill issues doesn't. Sound fine to you, but you know, 49 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,960 you do you. It's not, It's really not. 50 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:36,200 I had no fun with it. So now I'm going to it just came 51 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,920 out, but I'll, I'll pay for Silent Hill. 52 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,760 I want to play it. It looks good. 53 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,520 It just what I'm. Going to pay for Silent Hill 54 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,000 even though it just came out. Just going to bite the bullet 55 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,080 because it looks fun. I need to play it. 56 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,760 I never played Silent Hill too. I never played a Silent Hill 57 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,640 game in my life. That's valid skill issue. 58 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,720 At that point, yeah, I I would, I would constitute that as a 59 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:01,160 skill issue. I think you Jen's ears just say 60 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:04,720 that too much, you know? You know, it's funny it. 61 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,160 You know. Yeah, I'm. 62 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,200 Not going to watch your stream? You have to watch my stream. 63 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,400 I I I am watching your stream. You're not. 64 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,080 Yes I am. I have a pulled up. 65 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,200 This is the hardest Sprite that I'm making. 66 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:22,200 How this looks bad? I I can fix it? 67 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:22,960 I can. Fix it. 68 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,440 Is this supposed to be homeless Jim? 69 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,000 Yes. OK. 70 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:31,760 Yeah, so I wanted to make a very unique fighting game with its 71 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:35,200 own kind of style, so it's going to. 72 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:38,160 Be. Not anything like Terraria, 73 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,840 actually. Well, the Terraria. 74 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,640 Similar at all. Pixel art. 75 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:47,440 It's pixel art, yes, and that's all I know how to do because I 76 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:48,840 don't know, I didn't go to college, man. 77 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,960 I thought that's where you guys. Met. 78 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,200 That wasn't a real college, that was a pretend college. 79 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:57,400 Oh. What's the difference? 80 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,560 It's a good question. Cheddar's asking the tough 81 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,080 questions. What do you mean a tough 82 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,160 question? The real questions. 83 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,480 Hate it here. I'm back to hating it. 84 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,600 No. Can't hate it here, you must 85 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,920 love it. Why? 86 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,480 Because. Why? 87 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,360 Don't sass me, boy. Why? 88 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:21,160 So this fighting game is a, it's a very fast-paced, like like 89 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,360 three or four hits and it changes to the next round 90 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,200 because I was playing this game called One Strike where it's a 91 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:31,680 one hit every round though, like blocking feels really satisfying 92 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:36,000 and I wanted to mimic that combat system, but not one 93 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,720 strike. So you take a. 94 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:42,800 Few head, I'm fine you you guys are listening to listeners, so 95 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,360 I'll just tell you that. I'm listening too. 96 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,000 Header's not listening. You, you were playing one strike 97 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,680 and you and you think that blocking is very satisfying and 98 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,080 the game's going to be very fast-paced. 99 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,240 I've been listening. Yeah, yeah. 100 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:58,120 OK, that's the Cliff notes. But the meaning behind it is 101 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:02,200 that it's going to be a short round based simple attack 102 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:07,320 system, but it's all about timing and dashing and and like 103 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,600 spacing. So it's quick rounds. 104 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,520 So I think it's something that you can pick something to be 105 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,560 really fun. You just cut out. 106 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:18,040 You just cut out a bunch. The last thing I heard you say 107 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:24,520 was blocking, dashing, all that stuff. 108 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,600 I was going to leave the call, but it's not worth the bit. 109 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,520 Yeah. So it's about spacing and 110 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,520 timing. So short rounds. 111 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:35,240 It's easy to pick up, but it's going to be hard to master. 112 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:41,400 Simple one attack button system so you only have a few attacks 113 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:45,440 with each character, but they have different speeds, different 114 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,920 jump height and all that. It's going to be fun. 115 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,560 Don't know what I'm going to call it yet. 116 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,560 Good stuff. Cheddar hates here. 117 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,240 I'm focusing. I still like it here. 118 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,240 Let's check Steam. He's checking Steam games. 119 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:02,160 Are we doing the guessing this time or do you think that the 120 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,120 name name of it is so advanced that I won't get it? 121 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,120 And I don't think you'll get it. They're pretty. 122 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,760 It's kind of niche. I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. 123 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:14,680 Oh, I missed and I missed. Waiting for someone else to 124 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,400 join, hate it here. So what's this Steam game? 125 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:24,320 It has to do with a number. 69. Yeah, so it's like a play on 126 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,880 Route 66. Route 69. 127 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:30,400 Route 69 and with another three letter word in there. 128 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,400 What? There's a three letter word in 129 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:37,880 there somewhere and he gets it. Route 69 sex. 130 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,720 It's not at the end, it's at the beginning. 131 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:46,720 It's at Sex Route 69. Yeah. 132 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:51,920 I I don't believe you. He looks it up and confirms that 133 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:55,760 I'm not lying. I'm doing that right now 134 00:06:55,760 --> 00:07:02,600 actually. Like oh wow, wasn't kidding. 135 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,880 Wow, he wasn't kidding. I told. 136 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,640 You why are are they just like not getting the? 137 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,880 I think they're generated by AI and I don't think they're real 138 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,760 honestly. The art of porn games has lost 139 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,160 its passion. Yeah, I think it stopped with 140 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,600 Furry Hitler, honestly. That was its heyday. 141 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:25,920 Yeah, that one was. That's the last. 142 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:31,120 That's the last time I felt any like actual real interaction in 143 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:35,320 the porn game like that. It was really gripping, you 144 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:36,520 know? Yeah. 145 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:38,800 It's not as much the. Story really pulled you in. 146 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,040 Yeah, it's going to happen with him. 147 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,760 Furry Hitler. He still gets me. 148 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,160 It still gets me, but Furry Hitler could get it. 149 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:51,640 Yeah. It's so dumb. 150 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:56,120 Pretty much, yeah. I had a podcast question. 151 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:59,360 I forget what it is now though. Talk to us still on top. 152 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,880 There's no way, dude. What are they talking about over 153 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:02,160 there? Who? 154 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,480 Who's she talking to? I don't know. 155 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:09,080 Someone knows. I think the listener should tell 156 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,480 us what they're talking about. Yeah, no, I'm not going to 157 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,240 check. Yeah, I'm not going to either. 158 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,560 No, I'll check. You know what, maybe for fun 159 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:20,480 maybe I will look up. Like a dash. 160 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:24,400 Sweet. An episode of Talk to us during 161 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:28,240 Work or something? Me first, talk to A with Haley 162 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:32,640 Welch. Let's see, what's the first 163 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:35,240 episode? The first episode is called I 164 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:39,480 said Haktua, and now I'm here. The name is Haley Welch, and 165 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:43,320 she's here to stay. Formerly known as Haktua Girl, 166 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:47,600 Haley's proving to the world instantly that she is so much 167 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,920 more than just that. Haley is taking the mic to share 168 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:53,200 her story. And what other name for her 169 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,600 podcast would be more fitting than Talk to A with Haley Welch? 170 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:01,000 No question mark in Episode 1, Haley's charming yet humble 171 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,720 personality drives hysterical conversations with female 172 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,640 actress and comedian Whitney Cummings. 173 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,800 OK. That is so dishonest. 174 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,560 Who happens to be 1 of Haley's first mentors through the 175 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:15,480 newfound fame. Again with the traumatic. 176 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:18,600 Childhoods Haley's first time at an airport. 177 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:22,600 In meeting her celebrity crush, she proves that she isn't just a 178 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,560 viral moment. You can donate now to Haley's 179 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:29,920 Fun Paws Across America at HW paws.org. 180 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:34,120 Special thanks to our furry friends on set from AT2 Dog 181 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,120 Farms, a West Coast based Jindo rescue. 182 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,920 Is it? What does she have to prove? 183 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:44,480 Why does she have to prove that she's not like a viral moment? 184 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,720 I feel like that's all this is, just trying to prove that she's 185 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,040 not a viral moment. Yeah, she's. 186 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:53,160 Coping. Podcast. 187 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:57,400 I mean shit, like I would honestly just take being viral 188 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,640 for like maybe like 10 minutes or whatever and then just run 189 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:03,080 with it and just like I cool. I'd prefer it. 190 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:07,120 Awesome, this is me. Not like I'm not going to create 191 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:13,320 like a podcast to or anything media related, just to like 192 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:18,800 upsell the my viral moment because what she forgets is that 193 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,880 the that viral moment is the reason why she has the podcast 194 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:27,200 and why he's doing so. Well, episode 2 is called I told 195 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:31,200 Granny about Haktua. Again, she's writing that fame 196 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,200 now she has to. She has to tell her senile 197 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:41,000 grandma too. She's meeting celebrities, 198 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,400 Cheddar. How is she meeting celebrities? 199 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,920 This is not. This is. 200 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:48,960 Not fair I I need to get on a street interview and say that I 201 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:54,400 also give sloppy blowjobs. I found it. 202 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:58,680 I found it. I give sloppy blowjobs. 203 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,480 I hope you click that. Sound bite. 204 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:06,480 It's got to be one that's way too perfect. 205 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,640 Yes. Oh no. 206 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,200 Why'd you say that? You shouldn't need to be. 207 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,960 Funny, that's my viral moment. You shouldn't have said that. 208 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,640 Oh boy. Alright, so now what I need to 209 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:22,120 do is I need a. Sloppy toppy. 210 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,720 Dude I give the meanest sloppy toppy. 211 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:34,440 I'm a guy so I would understand. You heard it here, folks. 212 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,520 You heard it here first, folks. Yeah. 213 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:41,640 Yeah, that's too much. But I I I found the area I 214 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:45,960 needed after an hour and a half finally. 215 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,600 I'm happy, but I also don't care. 216 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,000 That's understandable, honestly. I'm sure you could respect it, 217 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,720 yeah. It's like, it's like people 218 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:59,400 hunting shiny Pokémon, which I do and they people who play 219 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:03,160 Pokémon just don't understand like how can you how can you 220 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:07,040 waste 10 hours of your life looking for a fucking Axolotl 221 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:11,040 looking Pokémon and waiting for it to be purple? 222 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,400 And I'm like me when I did my shiny lock. 223 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:21,480 That's just how it be. Yeah, and sometimes like you 224 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:25,680 just get super unlucky like I did during my shiny lock and I 225 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:32,040 did not find a Pokémon or so up to I, I, I've, I've had that 226 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,920 first one for a while and I was like, you know what? 227 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,960 After each gym, I'm just going to look for a shiny Pokémon. 228 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:41,400 And lo and behold, after my second gym, I could not find one 229 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:46,600 for three months. And you probably 1, you don't 230 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,320 care either. Don't either. 231 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,720 Don't care, Don't understand? I just don't know. 232 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,160 Probably both. Yeah, I also don't care, but. 233 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,560 I said that well, I just. Want to make? 234 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,560 You just want to did You just want to exaggerate that? 235 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,240 You did that. You do not care. 236 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,240 I just, I can't stress this enough, folks. 237 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:10,760 I just do not give a so I. Felt like I was Charlie there. 238 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:17,000 I just could not care any less. The hug to a girl. 239 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,680 That's still wild to me. Absolutely. 240 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,400 That's why you're famous. I wish I was saying this like 241 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,400 that. Do you really? 242 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:26,960 And then I would use. I would actually use my entire. 243 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,560 I would use my entire platform just degrading the hawk to a 244 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,480 girl. I can respect that. 245 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,480 Yeah, he doesn't deserve it. We deserve it. 246 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,360 We've been on the grind for years. 247 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,920 You can say we because I've been here for two years now. 248 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,360 Yeah. Yeah, you have. 249 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,120 How about that? Yeah, just think of it, this 250 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:50,040 last year, this time last year, we were in the middle of bio 251 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,080 ripped. Yeah, you're, yeah. 252 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,760 I remember probably. Of course the Guild war back 253 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:58,120 then. Well I I just know that the that 254 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:02,240 the 4th episode when I got really drunk was the I think it 255 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:06,640 was the last day of of having to work mandatory Saturdays for 256 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:08,280 harvest. Oh yeah. 257 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,680 And then this year I didn't do anything too crazy. 258 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:13,120 I feel that because this is my first Saturday off in a whole 259 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,720 month and a. Half seriously. 260 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,520 Yeah. That's insane. 261 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,520 It ought not be. Just ought not be. 262 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,960 I agree. Needless to say, we got some 263 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,760 skin in the game. We got what? 264 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,960 We got some skin in the game, brother. 265 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,040 I like skin. I know you. 266 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,760 Can't huck tour? No, don't you start? 267 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,840 Huck Tour. No. 268 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:40,360 So you're contributing. We don't contribute to her. 269 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,440 I'm I'm only contributing that it's a very funny moment. 270 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:46,240 But it wasn't even that funny. I thought it was funny. 271 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,800 Well then. Well, just just a sound bite. 272 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,640 What I find very offensive is how she got famous. 273 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,480 But if you had a shot, you would take it. 274 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,800 I would, don't get me wrong, I would. 275 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,400 And then there would be people like me who would be dogging on 276 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,640 me saying that I don't deserve it. 277 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,760 And at that point, you know, I kind of don't deserve it. 278 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,680 You still deserve it, cheddar. I would because I'm funny 279 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,920 sometimes. You're funny. 280 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,120 You're funny, boy. I am very funny. 281 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,400 I also think I'm very insightful sometimes. 282 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,560 Yeah, that's why I love it. Maybe that's why maybe maybe 283 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,880 that's what she thinks is She's also very insightful. 284 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,880 Thinks she's insightful. Yeah. 285 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,240 I hope she doesn't think that, because I'll tell you something. 286 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,000 Doing what she did is not very insightful. 287 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,720 It turns out people have been doing that for millennia. 288 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,960 You. Didn't invent anything new. 289 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:40,760 Yeah, it's. A pretty standard procedure 290 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:47,360 lady, but whatever, it's fine, it's cool, do your thing. 291 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,720 I have you know the housewives have been doing what you've been 292 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,840 talking about for the past millennia. 293 00:15:54,640 --> 00:16:02,160 Yeah. Turns out ain't nothing new, but 294 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,680 whatever, it's fine. I'm fine. 295 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,920 Maybe somehow this like sound bite will like come to her and 296 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:13,280 then she she will invite us on that would that would be really 297 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,520 ironic if. She hawk to you. 298 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,840 No, she. Talks to me. 299 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,200 I mean, you're single chatter. You're allowed to do these 300 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,520 things. I am actually, yeah. 301 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,640 Out of everyone in the podcast, I'm the only one like allowed? 302 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,840 You are allowed, and I would like to see it. 303 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,960 I mean, not personally see it, but to know that I've played a 304 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,880 part in it. No, not like that. 305 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,200 I'll send you a postcard. No to know. 306 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,880 That I played a part in it is all I would really need. 307 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,800 Then I could die a happy man. I got shutter laid by the hawk 308 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,040 to a girl. Then you're like, yeah, by the 309 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,280 way, that little signature move never happened. 310 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,160 What? Oh. 311 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:59,280 Turns out you don't do that. Yeah, she did not spit on my 312 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:04,359 thing. She said, EW, I would be. 313 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:08,880 I would be hurt for you. She would be like how do I hawk 314 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:12,200 2 on a jolly rancher? Oh, you can. 315 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:14,240 Oh, you can. Trust me, you can't. 316 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,319 It's like she misses and it just gets all over my stomach and I'm 317 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:23,160 like. Icky. 318 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,760 Did you have like macaroni and cheese before this? 319 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,600 I can feel it. No. 320 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,840 Jeez. Alec. 321 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,320 Hello Alec. I like. 322 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,960 I like. I like. 323 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,400 I can hear you. Check out these dashes that I 324 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,040 just made. What are you making? 325 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:50,880 Green It's picking sprites for a video game. 326 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,200 Did you post it somewhere? What game is this cheddar? 327 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,400 Run it to or. You're watching. 328 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,960 Music 'cause mine's more interesting. 329 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,080 No, it's not. There was 2 live streams. 330 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,200 I clicked one live stream, I didn't see the other one. 331 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,760 No. I'm an old man. 332 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,360 What do you want from me? I don't do Internet and video 333 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:13,200 games and. You're on Internet literally 334 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,960 right now. And you're watching me play a 335 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,560 video game right now. There's an app for that. 336 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:19,880 They make it old. Proof. 337 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,920 Practically, yeah. You guys aren't? 338 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,560 Watching me play with my typewriters. 339 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,360 So yeah, not that you do. It through your window all the 340 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,720 time. My windows blocked, you can't 341 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,400 see through it. Yeah, I'm surprised you haven't 342 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:34,320 found my hidden camera yet. Yeah, it's the camera that does 343 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,840 it. Well, I don't have power at my 344 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:36,800 house. I don't know what you got your 345 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,280 camera plugged into. Really. 346 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:41,680 I have AI have a backup generator hooked up to it, and 347 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,640 then I have a Wi-Fi booster from your neighbors. 348 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,240 It's geez, the lengths. You go to, you go through this 349 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,120 guy. Was off the grid. 350 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:53,240 What else am I supposed to do? I have a Wi-Fi jammer Cheddar. 351 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:57,000 Like it literally bounces off the satellite above the United 352 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,440 States. Well, jeez. 353 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,520 I have a three square mile radius. 354 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,240 There is no such thing as WI. Fi. 355 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:06,720 It's Ethernet. Get it hardwired. 356 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:10,760 Yeah, Speaking of hard. I'm hard. 357 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,720 I'm hard, Haktua. We're going to help Cheddar, OK? 358 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,800 What did you say her name was? I only know. 359 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,040 Where's the hawk to a girl? Haley Welch. 360 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:28,240 Haley Welch spit on my thing. Like Haley. 361 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,760 Haley. Get real. 362 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,480 My name is Cheddar. I'm single but I need some time. 363 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,120 My government name is. Cheddar, I know what you're 364 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:38,040 doing. My given name, it's on my birth 365 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,440 certificate, not change. They name me Cheddar. 366 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,240 I don't know. But anyway, that's beside the 367 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,840 point. What I really need is a little a 368 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,280 little something something because you seem like you know 369 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,440 what you're doing. I need a little bit of that got 370 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,400 got you know what I'm saying it. Sounds like that. 371 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,640 No. You can't do that because that 372 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,640 sounds like the aliens from Mars attack and now I'm just seeing 373 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:04,280 big bulbous head dudes going. No, it's not gak. 374 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,320 It's gawk. It's not that gawk gawk. 375 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,120 Yeah, it's all the same. Same same. 376 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:16,400 Like Doc Gawk. Well, the preview's in the top 377 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,480 right. I saw your. 378 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:23,840 Little square blocky guy thing. Yeah, yeah, this is homeless gym 379 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,920 in a fighting game. Those dashes are really good and 380 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:32,360 goodness and the gun too it. Looks like a game from 1980s to 381 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,800 1980s. It fits our nostalgia, you know, 382 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,160 because we're all born from the 80s. 383 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,280 Not true. What the 1880s? 384 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,960 Sure, I. Don't think they had a video. 385 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,640 Game One of Us, One of Us is One of Us was born in the 1880s. 386 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,040 Yeah. Damn. 387 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,040 Hey, Mr. Masters, not that old. Come on. 388 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,920 Yeah, that's what I meant. I was born in the 1580s. 389 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,640 That's fair. OK, what else I got to do? 390 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:02,720 Servants of Cthulhu Servants of Cthulhu don't age as long as 391 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,880 they keep serving. How do you know that? 392 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,840 You know, I'm I'm wondering what character of mine you're adding. 393 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,240 What do you which one you want? Oh. 394 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,520 To the Z&D fighting game. I was probably going to do 395 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,800 McCoy. Pick your favorite and throw me 396 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:21,760 in there. Yeah, so each one has 1234 397 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,040 around four or five attacks. That's pretty much all you get 398 00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:36,640 just with directional inputs. I hear that he's saving his 399 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:37,760 game. I have not an evil. 400 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,680 Yeah, exactly. What I know it's from I have not 401 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,680 touched this typewriter in so long. 402 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:47,920 I finally jumped back on it today and I've already written 7 403 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:50,360 pages and that's the last three hours. 404 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:51,440 No. Damn. 405 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,920 Damn. Yeah, and I've been wasting 406 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,440 time. I've been wasting so much time 407 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,960 in the last three hours too. All all. 408 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,280 For. The real, the reals is. 409 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:12,920 Why is it so funny? Aw, aw, damn. 410 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,720 Yeah. So everyone's getting at least 411 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,640 one character, but there's probably going to be a few 412 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:23,840 different characters in this C&D fighting game. 413 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,560 I'm not sure what I'm going to call it yet. 414 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:30,760 Zombies and bad decisions. Just sounds like my regular 415 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,840 Friday night. That's it. 416 00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,720 That just sounds like Las Vegas. They do right now. 417 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:40,400 Land of Z Bad decisions. I have Homeless Gems, Fen and 418 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,480 Hitler in the works. I don't know which one of my 419 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,440 characters. I don't. 420 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,240 Know. Oh, it's gonna be Eddie. 421 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,960 I'm gonna make a skeleton dude. And you want Eddie? 422 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,640 Sure. Just with. 423 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:58,480 Like rats running around him. Yeah, that's gonna be tough to 424 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,480 animate. I don't know. 425 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:06,760 Well, he has, he has two flintlocks and then I believe he 426 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,960 has a kind of sword in the rash, rash. 427 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:15,480 Too. Hello, hello, hello, hello. 428 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:19,200 Did. You guys hear the the the 429 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,320 dimension, the the the Tavern episode? 430 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,600 Not yet. I did. 431 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,360 I didn't even. Sorry. 432 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,760 Oh, I needed that. Why'd you fart? 433 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,040 No, the cafe. I mean, I need that too, but the 434 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,640 caffeine. Oh. 435 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:42,000 Hello I had. I had a European friend come 436 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,800 across the podcast and they said they were very disgusted with 437 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,360 it. Their first introduction to it 438 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:55,080 was was the the episode in which I was absent and things went off 439 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,640 the rails a bit. Oh, the Vietnam one. 440 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,240 Yeah, we probably shouldn't post that one. 441 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,640 I think we all got a little too far into those characters. 442 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:09,040 Nah. All right, so it's a period. 443 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,200 It's a period episode. Where our characters spoke like 444 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,200 it was Vietnam era. Is it that surprising? 445 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,320 If you do a Vietnam movie, aren't they going to talk like 446 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,200 they were in Vietnam? I guess nowadays they wouldn't 447 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:24,040 as offensive. You got to change history via 448 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,600 fiction. God. 449 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,080 Forbid we have fiction. You guys hear me now? 450 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,040 Yeah, I. Can hear I. 451 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:35,960 Think it's OK to talk about and reenact history without being so 452 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:40,720 highlightive of the offensive parts of it, the parts of it 453 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,360 maybe humanity has grown past. But that's a show then. 454 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:49,000 You look back and you see where it was and you're happy that we 455 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,280 have grown. Past that. 456 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,280 OK. But we don't have to reenact it 457 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,200 to have that appreciation. That's fair. 458 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,040 I will say we we got a little too far into those. 459 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,760 Characters for sure. And I, I was possibly one of the 460 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,200 worst one, the worst one in that episode. 461 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,560 I I. Probably said like the worst 462 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,680 thing. I probably said the worst things 463 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,480 in there. I went method on it and it 464 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,880 wasn't good for me. I shouldn't have. 465 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,680 Kind of glad I wasn't there that day, to be honest. 466 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:21,160 Well, if you weren't, if you were there, we would be doing 467 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,320 Balder gets Balder's Gate. That's fair. 468 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,000 That's true. So it's kind of your fault, 469 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,040 yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, that's my. 470 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:31,880 Fault. It's your fault that we got 471 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,000 right. That's why I should vote. 472 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,000 Well, I'm glad that Joey is president. 473 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,440 I knew that there was a good reason. 474 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:41,040 I'm glad that we've learned our lesson and we've decided to 475 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:44,360 start drinking on days I'm not here instead. 476 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:50,520 Yeah, in days that you are here. Yeah, in all the days, really. 477 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:56,120 I mean, honestly, if we didn't do it, what yes or last or that 478 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:59,840 one time, we would have done it last weekend maybe I would 479 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,720 think. The Tavern episode was funny. 480 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,600 A little unhinged, but it was funny. 481 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,440 You want to. You want to take a guess as to 482 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,800 what kind of liquid is in here considering. 483 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,240 The water. Consider. 484 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,000 Yeah, yeah, it's. Definitely not as green as my 485 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,880 green screen milk. Oh, it's green. 486 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,800 You know if your green screen is green and it's picking it up on 487 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,320 the green screen. It's a very green. 488 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,840 I can't tell. It's see through. 489 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,200 Is it lime juice? Is that lemonade? 490 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:32,440 It's like lemon lime. I knew it like slushy Hawaiian 491 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,040 punch. Oh. 492 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:38,680 Is it for margaritas? It is for mixing with alcohol. 493 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:43,720 Indeed, I knew it. I'm using my rum though because 494 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:49,840 last time I drank my tequila. Oh. 495 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:50,880 What? What? 496 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,920 EE. Oh, it's not. 497 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,800 Big stop moaning, it's making it worse. 498 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:15,960 Oh man, my soul. So I love you I've. 499 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,800 Gotten halfway through the other story and I really, really like 500 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,800 it. You didn't like it? 501 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:30,080 I said I do like it. He said I didn't like it. 502 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,240 I was getting ready to say OK. You're the first one to. 503 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,920 Read it. So. 504 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,440 I am very. I wasn't. 505 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,280 I won't spoil it for anybody. I did not see it going the 506 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,000 direction that it has gone thus far. 507 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,240 I was very surprised. I thought it was going to be 508 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,960 like a Shawshank Redemption kind of a thing. 509 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,880 You can spoil it for me. I'm not going to read it. 510 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:53,920 I want to read it. I. 511 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,920 Want to read it? I think I think you should. 512 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:57,800 So I'm no it may turn. Out. 513 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,760 Well, I don't. I want to read Alex's fanfics. 514 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,240 It's. It's no offense to anyone like 515 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,800 who made said things but I just don't read personally. 516 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,360 I like it. I'm I'm probably if I if I want. 517 00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:12,880 To give you going to wait for the audio book and. 518 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,680 Have to hire a horse and rider. Is it a zombie story? 519 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,400 If it's a zombie story then I can put it in my podcast. 520 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,920 I. It's not. 521 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,240 It's not. I mean, it could be changed a 522 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,080 little bit to put zombies in it, but I don't know. 523 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:28,760 I Alex seems a purist. I don't think he would like 524 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:32,040 that. No, it's a folklore story. 525 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,560 It's a native folklore story. What zombies? 526 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,680 A native folklore story, but it's really with redemption, 527 00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,040 with zombies. That is also a fanfic. 528 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,880 How do you how do you incorporate all those different? 529 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,960 It's honestly really good. I I wouldn't. 530 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,240 I haven't read this one. I don't know why it just left me 531 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,640 sucked in. There was no. 532 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,720 Suck. There wasn't anything. 533 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,600 It's not. Funny. 534 00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:01,200 Amazing or swashbuckling or action-packed. 535 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,800 But from the beginning I I wanted to keep reading because I 536 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,760 wanted to know. The character development was 537 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,720 great for the short amount of pages. 538 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,640 I'm impressed, honestly. Now that's one of my better 539 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:13,000 ones. Big. 540 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,640 Head, did you say no? No. 541 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,680 Did you say you finished it yet? No, I'm about halfway through. 542 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:23,040 Oh. So it may turn out to be. 543 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,280 Crap. But those those far. 544 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,600 Sounds like it. Sounds like a twist. 545 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,320 Which part are you on? I don't mind if you say it where 546 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,520 you're at, that shouldn't spoil too much. 547 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,680 So part where? Morgan Freeman. 548 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,400 Pretty. Much disrobe. 549 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:42,560 Just got to where Joshua he. He starts kissing Lenny. 550 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:48,760 And the whole group has met. Get the name of the of the 551 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,760 tribe, the creatures. Oh, right, right. 552 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,080 Spoilers. They haven't like, met them, met 553 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,680 them. Spoilers, Spoilers. 554 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,880 Oh. Right when they run in, right 555 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,560 when they run into the forest, pretty much. 556 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:05,520 Spoilers. Yes, OK. 557 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:10,440 The one of the guards got hurt or something and they took off. 558 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,080 One of them took off riding with him. 559 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,720 Yeah, OK. You haven't even gotten. 560 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,760 You haven't even gotten to the most interesting part. 561 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,680 The rest happens from here. It really kind of like, I'm glad 562 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:25,240 the character, the character building really helped because 563 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,760 this is where the action actually. 564 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,000 Starts if. That makes sense. 565 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,320 It, it seems like from here it's just going to, you know, take 566 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,720 off upward. Right, but. 567 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,880 I hope you like the rest of it. I mean, it's really high praise 568 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,640 for the first half. I I mean, and I'm just being 569 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:42,320 completely honest, I. I appreciate that. 570 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,520 Yeah, I honestly like I, I liked the last one just fine. 571 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,400 I thought it was, it was a good storyline. 572 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,520 I did not expect it to end the way that it did, but this one 573 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,800 like for whatever reason has really sucked me in from the 574 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,120 beginning. Last one did too honestly, but. 575 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,960 I'll have to get with you so at some point and see where the 576 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,720 last one, the flowers on the wall dragged for you. 577 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,400 I can I can fill out some stuff to make it less threat, like 578 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,720 less or rush. I mean, I could see where it 579 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:11,960 rushed. Yeah. 580 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,160 And I can fill out some stuff to make it less rushy because it 581 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:20,560 wasn't my intention to rush it. But also, I had the ending of 582 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:24,280 The Flowers on the Wall 1 so ingrained in my mind I had to 583 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:27,280 get there. And I rewrote that one three 584 00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:31,600 times before I even gave it to you because I had to fill out 585 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,520 parts that were like, oh, this skipped over. 586 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,560 I need more here. I need more there. 587 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,000 Things like that. That one, it just felt that one 588 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,560 felt like it was taking forever as I was writing it. 589 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,080 And I was like, I hated it because I thought it was bad 590 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,000 from the beginning. I was like, Oh my goodness, this 591 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,720 is going to be the worst story ever. 592 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,480 I just, and I so I was slogging through it and I finished it and 593 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,240 I gave it to Michaela and I said, hey, this is going to 594 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,960 probably be terrible, Just feel free to hate it. 595 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,760 And she read it and she was like, that was the most amazing 596 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,520 thing you've ever written. She's like, I was crying. 597 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,080 It was hard for her. And I was just. 598 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:09,440 Like oh, OK, that made. Me cry that that's not an 599 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,120 accomplishment though, honestly. Well, and. 600 00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,320 I feel like. For me, I'm very, I'm very 601 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,960 heartless. I don't have. 602 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,040 And that has to do with a father and his daughter from the 603 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:23,680 beginning, a single dad trying to raise a daughter alone. 604 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,200 And so I feel like it would reach out to dads with daughters 605 00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,640 better than it would to an average person. 606 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,640 So yeah. I would think so. 607 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,960 Plus it it really came from a place of depression in my life 608 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,760 where I felt that alone for a very long time. 609 00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,840 I was locked up in my office alone, writing all the time. 610 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:48,200 So obviously I'm not an artist, but it was just words 611 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,240 everywhere. And so I get that. 612 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,680 I hope that I hope that kind of felt through like from an actual 613 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,320 perspective of this is where I'm at. 614 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,800 Yeah, honestly, I would have given you a hug if I would have 615 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,200 known that. Yeah, I go through a lot of 616 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,520 times like that. I believe I'll lock myself if I 617 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:09,080 get down and I just kind of, I just lock myself away and run 618 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,560 this and just run because I can get it out of my system or I go 619 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,720 to the gym and I work out for four or five hours a day. 620 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,360 So. I just drink alcohol. 621 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,400 Danny, I don't need any bad habits in my life will kill me. 622 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:28,280 Tonight's like tonight's not like in the orchard here in Fort 623 00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,680 Dodge. It's see through. 624 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:34,920 They have a great a blueberry cider, really pretty good. 625 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,280 A blueberry cider. Pretty good. 626 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,360 This I want to try. I have an extra can if I don't 627 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:46,240 drink it tonight. I made homeless gym sprites. 628 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,360 I know it's super cool, I like it. 629 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:51,760 I'm excited you. Want me to voice them for you? 630 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,080 Heck yeah. They're going to have the only. 631 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,600 One who could. I think so. 632 00:33:55,920 --> 00:34:00,760 Just. I'm. 633 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,200 Going to come up with a really random name and we're going to 634 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,120 be like, we're going to be like Homeless Gym voiced by Danny 635 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,280 from the podcast. And it's like whatever character 636 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,040 you pick for me, this guy voiced by the artist formerly known as 637 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,440 Xander. And it'd just be a symbol on 638 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:20,880 there because like a whole Prince theme because I got a big 639 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:22,760 head from all the from all the stuff. 640 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,960 I'm the big head. I'm back, sorry I had the. 641 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:30,840 From the sex stuff. Sam back, Sam, did you? 642 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,639 Did you see the finished Sprite that I did? 643 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,679 Yeah, I did. What do you think? 644 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:39,679 Looks like you hate it. No, that's what I didn't want. 645 00:34:41,159 --> 00:34:43,760 Now you said you wanted to make AZ and D fighting game and I 646 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,960 have some ideas. What are you putting? 647 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,600 What are you making, Hero Nakamura? 648 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,239 So is that going to be your characterize soon? 649 00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:52,639 Everybody's getting at least one character. 650 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,880 Yeah, seems like. The most fitting? 651 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,040 Heedel. I don't know, I like Ashmore, 652 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,040 but I'm biased. I like Ash a little bit more 653 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,000 too. Which one? 654 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,880 Oh, yes, yeah. Which one? 655 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,840 Bradley. It was too Bradley. 656 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,440 Ash Bradley. Colleen. 657 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:18,040 Also, Ash Bradley, didn't, you know, destroy my entire 658 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:23,400 campaign. Yeah, yeah. 659 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,880 Was that that? That that feels personal. 660 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:33,200 Oh, I I meant it to be that way. Oh, oh, Dang it. 661 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,640 Yeah, you, you let it happen. I didn't stop it. 662 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,200 Oh Dang it. I love you for that. 663 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,280 You're you're welcome. I love you for different 664 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,280 reasons. Good. 665 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,600 Sexual reasons, of course. I'm sexually attracted to you. 666 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,720 Oh, I'm. Sexually attracted to you my. 667 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,760 Male and other reasons are. Gords for you. 668 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,080 There you go. There you go. 669 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,440 I've been reading some romance novels. 670 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,280 I'm going to break into the scene I. 671 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,720 Feel harassed? Terrorist, if you will. 672 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,560 Yeah, it's a pronounced Harris and we have yet to hire an HR 673 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,000 department. So good luck with that. 674 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,120 It's Cheddar, like we said. Or was it Lenny? 675 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,160 I forget it was like, I think it's our HR department. 676 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,280 I'm your legal representation excuse. 677 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,080 Me. Excuse me, I am the stand in HR 678 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:23,000 department. Although, you know, I know. 679 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,280 I mean, I don't know, Matt I. Don't know, Matt. 680 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,000 I. Don't know if Matt listens to 681 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,240 the party. I would. 682 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,280 I would trust him to be our HR department. 683 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,320 He'd be. He'd be real down the line. 684 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,880 So apparently someone that Sam knew listened to our podcast for 685 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:43,000 the first time, and their first taste was our Vietnam episode. 686 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:50,480 Yeah. Yeah, it's very advanced. 687 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,680 That's really. Yeah, that's a, that's a level 688 00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:56,000 9, you know. Patreon reward? 689 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,600 Yeah, yes. Honestly, you got to start with 690 00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,800 like. You have to. 691 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,160 Be you have. To be further down the pipeline 692 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,600 for that one, yeah. I. 693 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,000 Think. You have to like us. 694 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,360 Yeah, that's like Larry, you got to start with Larry's leg. 695 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:13,920 Or like the the heist episode, our first anniversary episode. 696 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,200 Yeah. Or what's another one? 697 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,240 Or like season one or two of the. 698 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,800 No. Yeah. 699 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,920 Listen to season 1 start with Like Mothership. 700 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,560 With that, should be a good starter, yeah. 701 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,160 Yeah. Yeah, that's where we really. 702 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:34,560 Where you said that, it just sounds like ever since I started 703 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,120 it, the whole podcast has become unknown. 704 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,240 Oh. I said the high. 705 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,160 Actually. The highest episode you were in 706 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,320 there. Yeah. 707 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,240 But. Someone said season. 708 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:47,440 One or. Two, where we were a lot tamer. 709 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:51,360 Well, I thought that, but nothing. 710 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,480 And then it was said, well, you know, mothership, that's where 711 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:58,520 we actually started. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 712 00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,680 That's not what was said. I. 713 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,200 Can take. That's exactly what. 714 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,080 Was said no I. Said it, I said it. 715 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,840 Do I? I take it back. 716 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,400 I don't mean it. No, it's fine. 717 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,000 I like season 2. Great, now his feelings are 718 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,960 hurt. No, Dang it, no. 719 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,520 I like season 2. I like Season 2. 720 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,680 Season 2 is still my favorite season. 721 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,080 But it did get really off the rails and I don't know if 722 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,320 anybody listened to it. I don't know what happened in 723 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,640 the last episode, I'll be honest with you. 724 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,920 Well, yeah, and the Tavern. Same. 725 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:28,960 No, no. All the last. 726 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,520 Season 2. Oh yeah, we just killed 727 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,520 everybody, pretty much. I. 728 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,840 Think that's what happened and then Teddy Raxby and came out 729 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,920 and we like fought with ourselves for Teddy. 730 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,360 Ruxpin. No, you guys are freaking out 731 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,400 over Teddy Ruxpin because yeah. What he was. 732 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,880 Well, I still don't. Yeah. 733 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,480 You don't know what Teddy Ruxpin is. 734 00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,320 I know what the picture looks like, but that doesn't mean I 735 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,200 know you know what his true intent is. 736 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,440 No one really knows. It's kind of the beauty of it. 737 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,880 Well, sure. Have you the writer of it? 738 00:38:57,240 --> 00:39:00,400 It was literally just his little text Teddy Teddy Ruxpin doll. 739 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,920 That's scarier, a grown man with a like. 740 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:03,840 A teddy. Bear. 741 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,320 Kind of, yeah. That was kind of his character, 742 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,920 though. He was kind of not there. 743 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:11,960 No, he was the first. He was basically day Mike. 744 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,600 Yeah, yeah. He was a little too if I 745 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,560 remember right. Yeah, you said the molested 746 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,200 thing right when we met him, dude. 747 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,560 Yeah, it seems to. Be a common theme. 748 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,840 It has been, yeah, seems. Like the most extreme thing to 749 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,640 have happen to you and mess you up as a child. 750 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,400 Well, and it so yes, I will agree that that is a very 751 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:35,720 extreme thing that happens, but it seems like a lot of 752 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:41,120 characters seem to have it so. Everybody's getting everyone's 753 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,760 sucking off their grandpa, apparently, yeah. 754 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,640 I don't know. I think my childhood. 755 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,760 Trauma. Is like. 756 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,560 Like worse, but it's not sexual whatsoever. 757 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,680 My brother almost suffocated me by laying on top of me once. 758 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,800 That's pretty traumatic. Yeah. 759 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,440 Tried to suffocate me by trying to kill me. 760 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,680 My pickle got stuck in a tree. At least no one that at least 761 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,160 you didn't have a pee pee in your mouth. 762 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,920 My brother tried to attack me with a baseball bat on multiple 763 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,360 times when I was little. Yeah, that's sad. 764 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:12,200 Which brother? Well, Timmy also did some crazy 765 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:12,560 stuff. I was. 766 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,560 Going to say. Timmy. 767 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,760 Timmy sounds like a brother who would attack you like. 768 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:20,040 That Timmy, I think, if I'm wrong, didn't Timmy come at us 769 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:24,000 with a knife on time? Holy crap, My goodness. 770 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,400 What? Was that? 771 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,640 No, that was no the neighborhood kid. 772 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,280 And he wasn't involved. The neighborhood kid threat? 773 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,080 Yeah, the neighborhood kid attacked. 774 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,920 Attacked Sam with a Golf Club. I beat him at the Golf Club. 775 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:40,480 Yeah, and then Sam shot me in the face with ABB gun. 776 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,640 That was an accident. I felt really bad about that. 777 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:47,240 He bumped it like 20 times. No, no, no, no, no. 778 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,760 No. Is that what that mark is? 779 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,960 You told me that was a you told me Dimples. 780 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,360 You didn't tell me that's what it was. 781 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,480 See that scar It? Was an airsoft gun and it was 782 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,520 one of the fully auto ones, so it wasn't even that strong. 783 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,640 Now you're just being a baby. Yeah. 784 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,040 It was an airsoft gun. Yeah. 785 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,440 It wasn't baby. No. 786 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,760 No, it was real babies. No, it wasn't shot you in the 787 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,480 eye, no. No, I can't remember. 788 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,000 No, we wore leather. We wore leather jackets when we 789 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,200 used the BB guns and I think. Cheating. 790 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,600 I think one time I shot you. It. 791 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,480 Went like in the gap of your. What kind of Eve? 792 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,000 So he can't. Even hit you on the arm. 793 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:26,600 I shot. I shot Danny, I think one time 794 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,400 with the BB gun. Yeah, he did. 795 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,160 He was what? That's your kid. 796 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,320 It was. It was. 797 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:35,920 I can't do that. I also felt really bad. 798 00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,480 This is why my dad never loved me. 799 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,520 Oh man. I got I got shot a lot as a. 800 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,640 Kid, I have lived and would die for you. 801 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,000 Yeah, so my my dad tried to kill me. 802 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,440 He's basically I'm trying to tell each other. 803 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,640 I'm sorry, yeah. I mean, but you know, you're 804 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,760 still alive, so it's OK, right? That's that's. 805 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,040 What? He wasn't trying to kill you, 806 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,400 just wanted to see if he could hit a moving target as you 807 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,400 rolled by on your life. He was training for hunting 808 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,000 season, Yeah. Builds character. 809 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,680 Yeah, I like that. I like that, yeah. 810 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:09,320 Something like that. You know, it really does. 811 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,760 It really does. I mean, if somebody dies in the 812 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,840 process, that's something that happens it. 813 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,200 I mean, he can. He can always just make another. 814 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:18,600 Yeah. Sure. 815 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,160 Well, I no. I don't. 816 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:27,520 Think so oldest dung Joe that doesn't work that way he can 817 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,880 make. Himself none, but not I don't 818 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,880 know the process of making. Kids that matter. 819 00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,400 I'll I'll stop by your house later and show you cheddar. 820 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,640 Oh OK, cool. I greatly appreciate that. 821 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:38,320 You're. Welcome. 822 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:38,880 Thanks. You're welcome. 823 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,280 I need the help. I need help help. 824 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,040 I'll bring I'll bring written instructions and then picture. 825 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,960 OK, OK. I'm more of a, I'm more of a 826 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,800 visual learner. Do you have like any like videos 827 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:49,960 or anything like that to show me I. 828 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,480 Got I got videos. There's. 829 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,040 Some like me myself, I learned by doing it. 830 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,880 So I'll show you. I think so. 831 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,840 OK. Where this conversation? 832 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:00,560 He likes. Better how to procreate? 833 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,800 He likes the hands on approach. Yeah, he he's gonna show me how 834 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:04,720 to have. Sex. 835 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,680 Sex. Whoa, whoa, whoa, I said. 836 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:08,880 Procreate. That's gross. 837 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,880 Yeah, who said anything about that? 838 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,440 We're not. We're not having sex right here. 839 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,840 Oh, we're, we're procreating now fornicating. 840 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,520 Well, yeah, I'm personally more of a spreadsheet kind of girl. 841 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,760 Could you give me the like spreadsheets? 842 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,640 Oh, like the data? Yeah. 843 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,360 Spreadsheets. I want to see the hard. 844 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,520 I want to see the cold hard like numbers the. 845 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,600 Facts. The numbers. 846 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,080 The numbers will really get me going. 847 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,520 Yep, Yep, I get it. I get it. 848 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,160 I'm stiff for the numbers. Yeah. 849 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:34,560 Numbers. Why wouldn't you be? 850 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:40,840 Well, anyway. Bob, your camera's not on for 851 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:41,720 me. Balding gate, Yeah. 852 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:42,520 It is. Is it on for? 853 00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,320 Is it on for everybody else? Not for me. 854 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,400 It's just the torrent, the spinning dots. 855 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,520 It's just the. Spinning. 856 00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,080 I've been trying to look at his beautiful face all day. 857 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,000 I left the call and came back to see if I could see your naked 858 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,240 body, but I can't yet. Oh, we're getting naked. 859 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,000 Yeah, you aren't. You aren't. 860 00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:01,800 Why wasn't I told about this doing it? 861 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:06,920 I'm I'm, I'm a little bit excited for breakfast tomorrow. 862 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,000 I'm not gonna lie. I'm very excited for breakfast 863 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,200 tomorrow. What the devil? 864 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,040 What's breakfast tomorrow? What? 865 00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,720 Your mom. I got I got daddy's griddle 866 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:16,920 cakes. Yeah. 867 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,080 I'm getting all kicked up. Can you see me now? 868 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,040 What's your best Nope no with my dad? 869 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,920 Get over here on a Sunday morning. 870 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:26,720 Yep, on a Sunday morning, we're getting all caked up. 871 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,240 That's what's up. Yeah, that is. 872 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:33,440 Exactly what is up? You can kind of almost see how 873 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,240 green the drink. It's pretty green. 874 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,960 I can see how green. I can see it it does still blend 875 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,000 into the background. But I can still see the green. 876 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,200 Is that? Is that jungle juice? 877 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:43,680 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 878 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,600 Yeah, Did you see it? You see what I'm drinking? 879 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:51,680 You still can't see it? It's from the apple orchard. 880 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,200 It's hot in here. I just want to show you guys, 881 00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,120 oh, what the look at how much. Tequila. 882 00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,640 I. Drink my camera. 883 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,520 OK, yeah. Is that a full bottle? 884 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,200 Sam no, it's. Really close to a bad. 885 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,360 Sam. Bad Sam. 886 00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,200 Wait. Tonight. 887 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,280 No. The week before. 888 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,720 Last like that's how much do you know I drink that's. 889 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,600 If you want to drink more that's fine. 890 00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:14,720 I got a nice no. I want. 891 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,520 No. With a hundred D100 damage 892 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:18,720 Timmy. 'S holy carpet. 893 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,800 Bomb that I could use another one of. 894 00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:22,760 Wait, what? When did you get that? 895 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,840 When drunk Sam gave it to me. I don't think. 896 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,080 Nope, you said doesn't matter when I sober up. 897 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,880 You'll still. Have all this stuff. 898 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:34,000 I don't think that's don't. Bring this over my bass, it's in 899 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,360 the recording. Free pass recording, I mean it. 900 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:38,000 Is it is in the recording? I don't. 901 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:42,440 I don't. I don't know about that one. 902 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:43,800 There's nothing you can do. Matter. 903 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,840 You already said it. It's the answer died. 904 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,600 I don't know I ever heard it in a sound board so. 905 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,360 Put it in a sound board. You also said specifically about 906 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,320 it to save it till act two. Yeah, that sounds about right. 907 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,280 That's pretty close. Speaking of sound boards I get 908 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:04,400 Look, I've given Joey some juicy sound clips to sort through at 909 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:04,880 the beginning. Oh. 910 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,840 Yeah, I forgot what? I forgot what it was. 911 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,080 I'll find it. Something about how you like you 912 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,680 like Haktua. Yeah. 913 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,480 We're talking about the Haktua girl. 914 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:16,840 She don't talk to her. I've been. 915 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,880 Saying that. We have been saying it. 916 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,840 Look, you can like it here, nipples. 917 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,600 Don't tease me like that. Well, I just had a flash. 918 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,200 You can see it all. Sorry, sorry. 919 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,480 Whoa. We still can't see Mr. Masters 920 00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,920 thing. Dang it, no, I'm trying. 921 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:38,760 To. Get aid it here to. 922 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,840 Close and it doesn't want to close. 923 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:44,160 Like in task manager, because if it's stronger than task manager, 924 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:48,680 you've got a problem. I want that malware, Danny. 925 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,640 We are sexy. I know. 926 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,400 Should start that a while. A hunkier pair of men. 927 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,520 What? Who's hunky where? 928 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,800 I'm so comfortable in my own skin. 929 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,760 I have lost a little bit of weight so I so I feel good about 930 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,480 myself. Good, you should. 931 00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:08,840 Yeah, like visually like the kind that the kind that matters. 932 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,240 And on the scale. You're going to lift in a little 933 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,480 bit you. Look better with weight. 934 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,560 So you cut your penis off then, Is that what happened? 935 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,440 Oh, there's so bad. Don't. 936 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,840 Care. No, I wouldn't lose any weight. 937 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,360 I. Wouldn't lose any. 938 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,720 Weight I would actually. Probably gain weight 2G. 939 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,160 I gained weight. How is this possible? 940 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:32,160 I hate this. There's no upside. 941 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:40,280 This is like a pure loss. You guys excited for the the new 942 00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,960 Optimist robots? There's no way those are real. 943 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,560 They're real. There's no way. 944 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:48,480 There's no no shot, no shot. I've already preordered 1. 945 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:51,600 No shot, no shot, no shot. There's no. 946 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,720 And I'm gonna name him Deborah. Deborah. 947 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,200 I'm gonna bang you. I'm gonna bang the robot. 948 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,360 Don't, don't. You know people are gonna make 949 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,320 the robots. You know they're gonna. 950 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,360 Do it. You know they're gonna get. 951 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,960 It you know they're gonna do it get. 952 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,600 Rusted get rusted get rusted and. 953 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,480 They're gonna hump it. No. 954 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,000 Get in the position and. It's burp Burp. 955 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,560 You know they're going. To do it distant man screaming 956 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,360 going. To do it. 957 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,760 Day, day one, this thing comes out, there's going to be the 958 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:31,080 trending video on Pornhub and it's going to be a robot didn't 959 00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:35,440 clap. We talked about this videos 960 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:39,800 already like that. You just know it's gonna happen 961 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:40,960 and. It's either. 962 00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:43,960 It's either you're gonna see two videos, you're gonna see the 963 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,880 robot's cheeks getting clapped, and you're gonna see the robot 964 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,880 clapping somebody's cheeks. I think I'm gonna get to the 965 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:52,320 point where I'm drunk enough to have this conversation pretty 966 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,520 soon. Oh, no. 967 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,760 What do you mean? I'm not even, I'm not even 968 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,480 buzzed yet and I'm having this conversation. 969 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,040 I haven't even had AI, haven't had a drop in like over 2 weeks. 970 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,000 I've had nothing but water. I want to. 971 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,280 Come over. Just a week flooded I guess. 972 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,960 I don't know. Take that shirt off and then 973 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,760 we'll talk. Come on man, take this shirt 974 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,160 off. Come on, Alex, Come on. 975 00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,200 Hold on the game and with. That thing do. 976 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,720 With that thing off, just thinking about it. 977 00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:20,760 I know, I know, but Kayla wants. To see it too. 978 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,840 Come on, dog. Come on, doll. 979 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,440 She sees it every day I walk. Around naked see. 980 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,840 The skin. Pretty soon I'll show you what 981 00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,720 it's like to be underneath me. This is what it's like. 982 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,040 Bending. It's frightening. 983 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:35,920 It's like wrestling with a bear and. 984 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,440 It is kind of scary. You're on the brink of life and 985 00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:44,200 death. He's going back and forth. 986 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:47,000 Lowering that line of danger and pleasure you. 987 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,120 Know that's very. Heavy and very warm, but I find 988 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,040 a level of comfort in this. Yeah, that's, that's what I go 989 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:56,560 for. There's a, you know, that noise 990 00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,520 that you make when you start, like tasting blood in your lungs 991 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:03,920 because you ran too much? Yeah, there's that noise because 992 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:04,360 you. What? 993 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,400 Too much. Because you run too much. 994 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,680 You get blood in your lungs when you run. 995 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,640 When you're overweight, it's a common problem. 996 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,800 Yeah, well, you do. You taste blood shape. 997 00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:16,000 Yeah, A. Piece of blood get a tinge of 998 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,600 blood taste. When I run no. 999 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:20,960 Oh well. You maybe if I bite my tongue or 1000 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,120 something I've. Never. 1001 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,840 Tasted blood when I actually. Typically around like, you know, 1002 00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:29,120 mild 10 can I feel that, you know, after I've ran all day. 1003 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,800 So, you know, mile 10 is, is where that really gets into me. 1004 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:34,440 That's. Fair. 1005 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,480 I've never ran 10 miles. I was never in the military. 1006 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,720 No need. It's. 1007 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,760 Definitely. I'm not out of breath, just. 1008 00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,600 Talking when you're on mile 10 or you know you're you're third 1009 00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:49,280 step and you're tasting blood and it's just like no, that's 1010 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,720 you should see a doctor. I think someone shot you. 1011 00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:53,520 I'm. I'm the only schmuck without a 1012 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,320 shirt on, thanks. No one else was doing it. 1013 00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:58,640 Cheddar's. Not even. 1014 00:50:58,720 --> 00:50:59,720 Cheddar's. Not even here. 1015 00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:01,360 Alcohol with his shirt off Thanks A. 1016 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:02,720 Lot Cheddar's gone. We don't. 1017 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,840 We didn't even have Cheddar. He was just an alcoholic with 1018 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:06,720 his shirt off. It's. 1019 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,800 Sad I can't. Get X split to update I'll. 1020 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:09,800 Put my. Shirt. 1021 00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:12,720 I'll take my pants off. Makes you feel better. 1022 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:19,320 Do you guys know, like, remember the character who's supposed to 1023 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:24,640 be like, a bad guy and this the Van Thamper lady? 1024 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:28,320 Yeah. Matilda, I'm going to put this 1025 00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:29,800 in art. A mommy. 1026 00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,200 Yeah, Mommy. Man made here's. 1027 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,880 Some here's some concept art from like a pretty nice artist. 1028 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,840 What? She's looking like wood dude. 1029 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:47,160 Yeah. Wood, all I got to say is, is 1030 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:51,640 Raya Ripley who? That's what she's going to look 1031 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,160 like and. She she can bite the crap out of 1032 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,160 me and I'll. Still I need to 30 years. 1033 00:51:56,480 --> 00:52:00,360 Mother, may I have another? 90 That's the Sprite you were 1034 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,960 talking about, yeah. Mommy. 1035 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,800 Milkers. Mommy milkers. 1036 00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,920 Yeah, the new Sprite. Chill, yeah? 1037 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,840 By the way, you look really good, Danny. 1038 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:15,720 Yes, this is. The CSA Michael Dagger, which is 1039 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,760 interesting when you're. Not watching TV. 1040 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,160 Watching TV? Heck yeah. 1041 00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:30,760 Allowing me. A pistol? 1042 00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:31,120 Yep. Yep. 1043 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:37,080 So Sam, were you still going to make a video game based off ZNG? 1044 00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,920 Eventually, maybe I don't. Have like, maybe you could help 1045 00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,200 me? For that stuff. 1046 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,480 Yeah, I don't either. It's just a few hours after 1047 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:46,760 work. Yeah. 1048 00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:48,880 Were you planning on using Game Maker? 1049 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,200 That's what I was going to use. No, I was leaning more towards 1050 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:57,040 Unreal because now that I'm getting more into coding, C# 1051 00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:02,800 doesn't feel as scary. It's so 3D then full 3D. 1052 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,320 Yep. Yeah, I know nothing about 1053 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,920 textures or. I have a basic. 1054 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:16,040 I have a basic understanding. Yep. 1055 00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,120 Yep. Yep. 1056 00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:21,080 No, no, no. You're. 1057 00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:22,760 Done. You're done. 1058 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,880 It's fine. It's fine, Danny. 1059 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:30,640 I can't wait until I can't wait until you drop that nuke that I 1060 00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,760 gave you and it just so happens that. 1061 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:36,920 That is now a. 100% resistant to that damage type. 1062 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,760 No, you can't do that. Funny, as you said, the. 1063 00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:41,600 Game Master. To me. 1064 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,560 The. Game Master can do whatever 1065 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:44,760 they. Want to does? 1066 00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:46,920 Radiant does radiant damage, doesn't it? 1067 00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:48,880 Nope, you never. Specified. 1068 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,640 I'm pretty sure I specified. It just does. 1069 00:53:51,720 --> 00:53:53,640 You're too drunk to remember so now. 1070 00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:55,880 It does. It does force damage. 1071 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:57,960 It does force. Does fire damage. 1072 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,920 Piercing Fire. Psychic Radiant. 1073 00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,080 Necrotic and. Sexual. 1074 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,600 And sexual. That's unfortunate. 1075 00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:08,800 Sexual. Damage. 1076 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:15,280 This enemy version of this enemy version of the Mcguffin actually 1077 00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,880 can just one shot the Angel and kill him. 1078 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,160 So no. Then they doesn't exist. 1079 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,320 Then we can't die. Yeah, I think we might have to 1080 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,720 go if I gave you a nuke. That's not my fault. 1081 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:29,320 That's Amy. Die for our sins. 1082 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,440 I vote. Sam starts to drink again. 1083 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:36,520 Yep, all in favor. I I don't, aye. 1084 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:38,880 Aye. Cheers. 1085 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,480 That's more, that's majority majority rules. 1086 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:46,480 Oh, Dad, did you need me to get like, like orange juice or 1087 00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,080 anything for tomorrow or milk or? 1088 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,200 No, I have Boo, Boo, I have it. OK. 1089 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,280 I'll just make sure. I'll give you milk. 1090 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,440 I got some pumpkin spice milk. I have some eggnog. 1091 00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,280 They look good. Oh my. 1092 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:02,560 I mean I want to know your location, Eggnog. 1093 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,480 Oh my goodness. Danny left. 1094 00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:11,720 He's leaving. He's walking out beers under 1095 00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:16,800 your camera. Can we edit? 1096 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:20,240 That would be so good. Hello, Eddie. 1097 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:26,680 Or is unlocked now you can just come in. 1098 00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,720 Damn, I didn't know you loved me like that. 1099 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:32,720 Oh, there you go, you got some eggnog. 1100 00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:36,200 I feel like I'm being lured somewhere though now and I 1101 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,000 don't. Know there's some eggnog already 1102 00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,480 and. Eggnog. 1103 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,320 Yeah, it's Anderson Ericsson. The best kind, too. 1104 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,480 Oh, never mind, you can have it. What? 1105 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,160 He likes it a little more sugary. 1106 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,640 Yeah, it's like really thick and sugary. 1107 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:54,520 I like the only thing I like, Andy, is the Mimi's milk. 1108 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:55,360 Nog. I love it. 1109 00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,360 Oh, you. It's not, it's not a milk nog 1110 00:55:58,360 --> 00:55:59,360 because. You don't like it? 1111 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,440 That makes sense. It's like it's like really it's 1112 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,640 it's like really thick and strong with. 1113 00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,680 Yeah, that's why you wix it I. Don't remember what's the brand 1114 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:09,520 I I don't remember what the brand I usually get is though. 1115 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:10,800 That's like. A lot, no. 1116 00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,920 No, that one tastes gross. That one tastes like from 1117 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,320 Allahyd. Do you know what that doesn't 1118 00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:16,880 like? Any nog drinks. 1119 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:23,560 No comment. Alex, you're with me, right? 1120 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,000 What's up? With what? 1121 00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,480 Do you also not like the nog drinks like eggnog or milk nog 1122 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,200 or whatever? Who can? 1123 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,040 What's milk nog? I like it dude, I love. 1124 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,840 Eggnog. Never mind, I guess. 1125 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,360 I guess I'm alone on this. You gotta have the. 1126 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,320 Right. You gotta have the right stuff. 1127 00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,960 I mean, you make it all year. Round some people don't like. 1128 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:46,000 It all year round. No, I, no, everybody has to like 1129 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:46,520 it. Yeah. 1130 00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,280 No. So you wanna know my? 1131 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:52,680 Favorite nog I don't like. You like cinnamon rolls and 1132 00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,680 chili? Then you have to like eggnog 1133 00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,120 because that's so much I don't know. 1134 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,400 Those are. Those are like. 1135 00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,840 Normal people, normal people don't. 1136 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:02,000 Drinks. One's a few 101's a drink. 1137 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,040 Oh. Yeah, loud noises. 1138 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:05,760 You. Chili. 1139 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,920 And not. Gonna eat it. 1140 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,400 Hey, guys. Hey, guys. 1141 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,440 Hey, guys. Hey, guys. 1142 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:14,080 Hello, guys. Hey, guys. 1143 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,480 I'm sorry. My favorite concoction with 1144 00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,080 eggnog is half orange juice. Half eggnog. 1145 00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,880 It tastes like creamsicles. It's really yummy. 1146 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:24,000 Doesn't sound bad, I guess you. Didn't know that. 1147 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,080 That's interesting. Thank. 1148 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,360 Thank you. We had that on my birthday 1149 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:28,360 actually. Danny. 1150 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:29,720 Left, Danny. Left. 1151 00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:30,880 I don't. Think I tried it though. 1152 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,600 No, yeah. But Matt, I dared Matt to drink 1153 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,240 it. And then he goes, actually, 1154 00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:37,040 that's pretty good. I was like, OK, wait a minute. 1155 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,120 No, no, there's no way. And then I tried it and I was 1156 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:42,680 like, Oh my goodness, it is. I mean, I'd try it. 1157 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,040 I like mixing ranch dressing with eggnog. 1158 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:46,200 Gives a. Little. 1159 00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:48,240 Gives a little zest. I. 1160 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,600 Put Ranch. On I put ranch on my eggs. 1161 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,440 Honestly, I'm a root beer and eggnog kind of guy. 1162 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:56,200 Oh, that would be really. Yummy, I bet. 1163 00:57:56,520 --> 00:58:00,120 A root beer float. Root beer float Eggnog is kind 1164 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,560 of the kind you like, and I like Danny is kind of like a 1165 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,920 milkshake, almost. Basically, I'm starting to feel 1166 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,560 like Joey. Right I'm. 1167 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:10,120 Starting to feel like. Joe Yeah. 1168 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,120 I'm just going to go over to Joey's house and we're just 1169 00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,120 going to be an eggnog. Yeah, we're going to wash each. 1170 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,120 We're going to give each other eggnog baths. 1171 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,240 Yeah. Oh no. 1172 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,320 And resist the temptation to lick it off. 1173 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,680 I won't fight it very hard. Me. 1174 00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,480 Good night. Oh no. 1175 00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:30,160 It's all over your body. Oh no. 1176 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,160 No, we're I'm not going to waste it. 1177 00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:37,280 It's so expensive. This is a $400.00 bath. 1178 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:38,880 We're not. Wasting a single drop. 1179 00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:42,360 This cost me. Getting down the drain. 1180 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:51,160 This cost me $4200. Yep, Yep. 1181 00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:55,160 Yeah. I'm going to sign off this is 1182 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,840 I've made all the wrong decisions. 1183 00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,400 No, I should. Be you. 1184 00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:01,760 Have. Yeah, I'm not, but I should be. 1185 00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:05,280 I mean, they let you here, so I think it's a win. 1186 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,360 All right, guys. All right. 1187 00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,640 What? What that thing do? 1188 00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,560 What that thing? Do so. 1189 00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:17,240 Speaking of licking screenshot screenshot, I just sent one. 1190 00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:18,680 I didn't get it. Damn it, I. 1191 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,600 Just sent a video to memes that Matt sent me this morning and 1192 00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,440 I'm a little worried. Did nobody see my option? 1193 00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,000 I'm warned. I'm jerking that picture. 1194 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,120 That's. Coitus, thank you very much. 1195 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,080 This is Facebook. Link can. 1196 00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:34,240 You guys see me now? Probably not. 1197 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,520 No, it's making me sign in. To do anything. 1198 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,600 Who is? And it I don't know what it did. 1199 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,680 Who is saving their progress in Resident Evil right now? 1200 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:45,200 I already made that joke. Dang. 1201 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,240 It original. Well, I can't see you, Dad. 1202 00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,680 Oh well. You look like 2 spinning dots. 1203 00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:55,520 Just because you left, and so goodbye have you. 1204 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:58,560 Guys, ever seen me? At All by last week. 1205 00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,520 Yeah, I've seen you last week. In me of my house. 1206 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:06,040 You tell me so, darling. I would rather do it. 1207 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,640 You go. Does anybody know who World of 1208 01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:11,200 T-shirts is? I've heard of them. 1209 01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:11,920 Who? Dad. 1210 01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:15,640 He's a guy on on TikTok. He's clearly has like something 1211 01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:18,160 mentally wrong with him but he isn't. 1212 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,920 That's so funny, getting drunk and like just screaming in 1213 01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:26,560 public, but he's like. Come up with. 1214 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:31,120 Like covers of songs and he cannot sing at all or carry a 1215 01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,840 tune. So he covered the song like, you 1216 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:38,960 know that I'd rather take my whiskey knead coffee black in my 1217 01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:43,760 bed at 3:00 to hose your song. But anyways, look it up because 1218 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:46,600 it's it's pretty funny. Did sound funny. 1219 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:48,520 Don't patronize. Things. 1220 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:51,880 Mental illness sounds funny. The illness is hilarious. 1221 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:55,840 That's what my therapist tells me. 1222 01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:01,800 No, it can't be funny. Who's posting what? 1223 01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:05,160 I'm rolling. Oh, this is in roll 20, OK. 1224 01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,600 Jerked. You like my meme that I posted? 1225 01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,120 Yeah, it's literally my meme. Classic. 1226 01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:13,680 No, it says Peanuts jerked. It's a dark soul. 1227 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,240 Literally what I what I sent you. 1228 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:29,080 What? No, I just found that we're in 1229 01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,400 purgatory. We're in purgatory, guys. 1230 01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:33,960 No, we've skipped purgatory. This is. 1231 01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,680 Hell, this is hell. Yeah, I can't go to hell. 1232 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,240 You're already there. So but it but. 1233 01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:47,880 It can come to you. Hey guys, can you see me? 1234 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:49,520 My shirt's off. No. 1235 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,640 Camera's off are. You in the bathroom. 1236 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,400 Show me that Show me what? That I'm. 1237 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:57,920 About to be in the bathroom. I'm going. 1238 01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:00,200 To stick it. In the toilet and face the 1239 01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,640 camera up. Yeah, my one request. 1240 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:05,400 I want a water view. You won't see it like you won't 1241 01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:07,360 see it. Because I want a water POV. 1242 01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:13,000 There'll be no camera, yeah. Oh, you got to have a case. 1243 01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,760 You got a waterproof case. You need a waterproof case. 1244 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:19,560 Yeah. Then I can see your bottle from 1245 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,000 all these different angles. Wow. 1246 01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:25,640 You got to pay the extra premium price for that at $1000. 1247 01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,680 Per $1000. Per nanosecond. 1248 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:34,200 That's that's. That's an interesting he's 1249 01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:35,760 there. He's on his phone though. 1250 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:38,360 So that's OK, so it works that way. 1251 01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:41,680 Oh my gosh, your audio, it's very crisp and clear. 1252 01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:42,920 It is. It's. 1253 01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:45,720 Not. Really, it's very Peaky and it 1254 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:49,200 hurts my ears. I think it sounds fantastic. 1255 01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,320 You would be wrong. I still can't see you, Mr. 1256 01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:53,160 Master. OK, so there. 1257 01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:55,680 See. If that'll see the 1258 01:02:55,680 --> 01:03:03,440 xsplit.com/weekend. OK, you can see that then. 1259 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:10,360 It's you got to. Do a little, a little. 1260 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,280 Oh, there you go. Yeah, where? 1261 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:17,440 Costco guys. Yeah. 1262 01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:21,040 There he is on his. Computer. 1263 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:24,360 My God, yes. I can't. 1264 01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:26,920 I still can't see you. It's unbelievable. 1265 01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:28,680 I. Can see it says your camera's 1266 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,320 off though. I don't know, it's probably 1267 01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:31,560 mine. It's mine. 1268 01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:33,000 I'm willing to, but it's mine. I was. 1269 01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:34,520 Going to. Say it's probably on. 1270 01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,400 It's got to be on my end. I'd be willing. 1271 01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:40,120 So Yep. Yep, we could probably start. 1272 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,600 Sammy, you ready? No, not yet. 1273 01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:46,480 I'm, I'm, I'm sorry. I'm like last night prepping a 1274 01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,560 couple of things. I'm oh, it's fine. 1275 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,320 Oh, hey guys, let me let me save my work before I lose all my my 1276 01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,760 writing. Yeah, it's done. 1277 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:59,000 Because it's hard copy save. Alex, that doesn't make it 1278 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,920 superior. Alex. 1279 01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,000 Just left. Why don't you go ahead and send 1280 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,960 that off to your publisher? Oh, wait. 1281 01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:08,040 I did. It doesn't. 1282 01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:11,880 Have the express anymore I? Need to untie my horse and then 1283 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:15,320 I get right on that. Actually, my publisher has a 1284 01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:17,160 personal assistant that comes by my house. 1285 01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:20,160 Oh yeah? Yeah, you at your house, huh? 1286 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:22,280 I don't know. They've never been in touch or. 1287 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,720 Of like, what do you do? Today, not allowed to see my 1288 01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:26,120 face. They're not allowed to see my 1289 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:30,040 face. That's not how you open a bottle 1290 01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:31,440 of soda, Danny. It's a twist. 1291 01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:33,920 That's how I bottle 5 bottles of soda. 1292 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,120 And people look at me really funny. 1293 01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:37,520 Hold. Up your face it's. 1294 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:40,400 All on the It's all on the wrist. 1295 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:43,840 It's all on the wrist. What's better, though? 1296 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,720 He he Reg quit. He Reg quit it. 1297 01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:52,520 Alex's brag twist? It wasn't really a brag because 1298 01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,440 it is. I know it's not superior in 1299 01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:58,320 today's marinate. It was supposed to be a funny 1300 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:01,680 joke because it's a hard copy. I don't. 1301 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:03,600 Actually have to save me which? Is kind of nice. 1302 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,960 I'm laughing so hard. Like, oh. 1303 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,080 It's so funny that Cheddar left. He's just done. 1304 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,440 Yeah, he can't take it anymore. He's gone. 1305 01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:17,120 I'm sorry he's. Not back. 1306 01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:20,200 I'm sorry I scared you alive it. Makes me, it kind of makes me 1307 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,240 worried, yeah. Maybe somewhere out there you're 1308 01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:23,600 listening. I'm sorry. 1309 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,600 In the recording. I'm sorry. 1310 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:27,560 I'm back unless he's done. Sorry. 1311 01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:36,040 A bit sorry about all the things I said to you and I know I can't 1312 01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:37,840 take it back. I'm just going. 1313 01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:42,440 To let him just. Going to let him sing. 1314 01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:45,720 I love how you sound. And jitter. 1315 01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:51,560 The way you make the world. Go out and I know I just had to 1316 01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:56,040 say I'm sorry. We're still better than the hawk 1317 01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,920 to a or the talk to a podcast talk. 1318 01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:00,000 To a podcast? No. 1319 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,680 Osama bin Laden's going to be on next week. 1320 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,800 Really. I'm not going to lie to you. 1321 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,920 I'm not going to lie to you. We're not going to get listened. 1322 01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:11,000 The Vietnam episode really killed us of any possible 1323 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,040 listeners. I'm not the one that got on the 1324 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,880 podcast within 10 seconds and then said the N word. 1325 01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,480 You're right, you're right. I didn't either. 1326 01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:21,360 Did I? It wasn't on the recording. 1327 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:23,040 Well, it wasn't on the recording. 1328 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:25,480 Or was it I? Think someone's. 1329 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:28,520 All terminated. Us. 1330 01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:31,120 Oh, nice, nice, nice. That's not nice. 1331 01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,080 Long Branch. Long Branch is pretty nice. 1332 01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:35,120 No. Yeah, it's not bad. 1333 01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:38,120 No, you don't know. Jail. 1334 01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:40,040 Directly to jail. Help. 1335 01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:44,480 My fart's on the floor. Oh geez. 1336 01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:47,280 So what else is new with you guys? 1337 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:49,760 What's What's everybody been doing this week? 1338 01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,760 You're just trying to. Keep I did a thing tonight. 1339 01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:54,160 That thing. Yeah. 1340 01:06:54,480 --> 01:06:55,800 I saw that. What is that thing? 1341 01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,000 Is that the brisket? Yeah, I did that thing. 1342 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,840 No, that was. The roof isn't shredder roofing, 1343 01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,440 it's a little. Light B&E. 1344 01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:07,840 Cheddar lost power, by the way. Oh, that's what he saw. 1345 01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:09,800 He's going to be. He's going to be out. 1346 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,520 Oh crap. No it. 1347 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,920 Was. Just a little light B&E. 1348 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,360 What kind of beanie? B&E. 1349 01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:21,760 Oh, you're admitting to a crime? Arrests in more or less. 1350 01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,080 Oh, hey Joe, I have a question. You can't think of anything. 1351 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:29,480 That's about you, your audio zombie chronicle thing. 1352 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:31,960 My podcast. Technically, yes. 1353 01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:37,480 Technically not all of your. Stories are zombie specific, 1354 01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:41,640 they are all post apocalyptic but like the tooth and nails one 1355 01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:45,360 which was a really good story didn't really have anything to 1356 01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,760 do. No, it wasn't any zombies in it 1357 01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,600 may and you know what? Someone left me a one star 1358 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:54,120 review so or a one star rating. For which one? 1359 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,680 Just in general. On the podcast there's a one 1360 01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:59,480 star rating. Did they say why? 1361 01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:02,520 It's not a review, they just left the one star rating. 1362 01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:04,640 It's probably because it didn't have zombies in it. 1363 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:09,800 Wow so that's that hurts. It was me. 1364 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:11,320 So anyway. Would you take? 1365 01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:13,800 Stories that are post apocalyptic. 1366 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,520 Yeah. Absolutely be the apocalyptic 1367 01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:19,240 that don't have zombies. Yeah, absolutely. 1368 01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,760 Like you said, the the tooth and nail story and the other ones 1369 01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:25,279 like it are. Like, obviously you do. 1370 01:08:25,319 --> 01:08:25,920 Zombies. Zombies. 1371 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:28,399 I'm not gonna lie to you, Joe. I can't write zombies. 1372 01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:30,600 That's why I really can't. I don't. 1373 01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:35,080 Zombies for me is just a is a catalyst to the apocalypse and 1374 01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:37,720 there's apocalyptic stories, so I'm fine with that. 1375 01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:40,760 And what about alien apocalypse? It's dating. 1376 01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:43,399 It's full. Because I'm building up to that. 1377 01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:46,359 Actually. I have a few short stories that 1378 01:08:46,359 --> 01:08:49,439 are building up to a book I'm planning that is going to be 1379 01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:53,240 pretty pretty crazy. Send me them stories. 1380 01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:56,960 Crazy in pictures. I don't think a horse would ride 1381 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:58,600 that far. I love you Alex A. 1382 01:09:00,399 --> 01:09:02,560 Horse would ride as far as you take it. 1383 01:09:04,479 --> 01:09:06,880 That's true. Peter, It might die on the way, 1384 01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:09,479 but then you get another. If I ever tease you, Alex, it's 1385 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:13,439 because I I love you and it's my way of showing love. 1386 01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:16,359 To a fellow. Mate. 2 beats fair. 1387 01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:19,640 I will see you. I am fine with your teasing. 1388 01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:21,160 You give me all this credit for being old. 1389 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:23,960 Good, but I feel like. I'm pretty old fashioned in my 1390 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:26,120 riding style too, which works for me. 1391 01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:28,000 Yeah, no. And Sam, you're echoing. 1392 01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:30,240 It's what makes you you, and that's what I like. 1393 01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:33,520 About you get over it the. Fact that you're crazily ripped 1394 01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:35,720 and I hate that because yeah, you suck. 1395 01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:38,880 Because I work at a bakery and I'm still pretty jacked or. 1396 01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:40,520 Yeah, I hate that. That's yeah. 1397 01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:43,560 I well. I don't know if I told you guys 1398 01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:46,640 I got a second job. Yeah, because I'm poor and I 1399 01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:49,600 work at a gym right next to the bakery, so now I actually can 1400 01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,399 work out three to four hours after I clean the gym. 1401 01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:53,840 You're not going to be poor anymore. 1402 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:55,880 Yeah, now. You're going to be No I. 1403 01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:57,720 Now you have a second gym. Now you just, you know, you have 1404 01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:59,520 no excuse. Start doing amphetamines. 1405 01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:02,240 Hey, Jen is. Back I'm going to start doing 1406 01:10:02,280 --> 01:10:03,720 amphetamines. I already do. 1407 01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:05,760 Steroids aren't illegal in my time. 1408 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:07,400 There you go. In your time. 1409 01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:09,320 Golden Era. Golden Era. 1410 01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:11,040 You're from a different timeline now. 1411 01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:13,400 Possibly, but actually. You don't blame. 1412 01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:14,600 A couple. Of I respect it. 1413 01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:18,240 Wait, what would that explain? Well, the fact that you like 1414 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:21,600 denounce almost all technology, at least don't like it. 1415 01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:23,080 I shouldn't say denounce, it denounces a. 1416 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:25,120 Little I don't denounce, I do not technology. 1417 01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:26,400 Does. Have it. 1418 01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:27,560 Have. It used. 1419 01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:30,000 Yeah, whilst using it. Newer technology? 1420 01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:32,960 You're typing on a typewriter. Like. 1421 01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:36,080 An old trash and clickety clag typewriter Clicketylag. 1422 01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:38,640 Typewriter, have you guys? Seen. 1423 01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:41,320 Like. Typewriter before though, have 1424 01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:42,480 you? Have I showed you guys 1 1425 01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:45,160 typewriter? So that was the same typewriter 1426 01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:47,120 that I used when I was 5. OK. 1427 01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:51,720 Nice. It's got his name on it, on the, 1428 01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:52,600 on the on this side. I'm pretty. 1429 01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:55,240 Sure. That was my mom's typewriter. 1430 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,720 Actually, that's older than that. 1431 01:10:57,440 --> 01:11:00,600 It's a Remington typewriter. It's not a moderator. 1432 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:01,440 That. You can. 1433 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,240 So what happens? That didn't even have a base 1434 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:06,840 underneath the keys. The key like everything is 1435 01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:07,400 complete. It's. 1436 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,640 Floating. That has not been around, yeah. 1437 01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:11,160 It's. So how do you how do you 1438 01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:14,560 backspace? With the backspace button. 1439 01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:17,920 Where's the backspace button? Backspace wasn't invented until. 1440 01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:20,120 1997. Oh no, you cross. 1441 01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:22,520 Stuff out. If you make a mistake, you cross 1442 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:25,960 stuff out. I have a typewriter eraser. 1443 01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:26,880 Yep. There you. 1444 01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:29,560 Go a brush and an eraser. I got a white out. 1445 01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:35,440 Pencil it's so much stuff to just erase a letter while I 1446 01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:36,600 just. It. 1447 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:39,880 Doesn't character Joey? I don't think it builds anything 1448 01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:43,440 but frustration and hatred for my life, which I already have 1449 01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:46,400 plenty of. I don't think of my life, just 1450 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:48,760 me. I'll just do this fixed. 1451 01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:50,280 Perfect. It's great. 1452 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:51,880 I love it. Yeah. 1453 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:54,760 And like I told Joey, I don't know if everyone was on, but I 1454 01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:58,280 have not touched my typewriter in maybe three or four months. 1455 01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:03,560 And tonight I sat down and I am 7 pages in in three hours and I 1456 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:07,040 was not even trucking along. I was wasting a lot of time in 1457 01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:09,160 between so so. How are we going to make money 1458 01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:10,560 on this? On what? 1459 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,400 On your writing. Oh, easily. 1460 01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:15,960 You got to start writing sexual fanfic, is what I'm thinking. 1461 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:20,920 No, yes, yes, Z&D fanfic. Here's what we do. 1462 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:23,840 I have it that's people are going to like. 1463 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:26,720 The Z&D fanfic better than they like the D&D. 1464 01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:29,600 I'm going to start making money and y'all are going to get angry 1465 01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:32,040 because nobody wants to listen to Z&D, but everybody's feeding. 1466 01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:33,840 I'm. Angry. 1467 01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,920 I'm ready to start whenever. Oh sweet. 1468 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:37,720 Don't start. Don't start with me. 1469 01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:41,800 So what's the what's the life where you like video your life? 1470 01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:45,000 People just watch you that. Would be dreadful. 1471 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:48,320 Oh, that'd be the worst. That's that's what you need to 1472 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:50,880 do with your writing. People would watch that and love 1473 01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:51,640 it. That's. 1474 01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:53,800 Just. Writing just. 1475 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,320 Click, click, click, click. Who is? 1476 01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:57,040 This old man in. This young man's body. 1477 01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:02,320 A lot of you people would use it for like ASMR right? 1478 01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:04,400 Because the click click click clicking is pretty suiting. 1479 01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:06,280 Suits me. Like. 100%. 1480 01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:09,000 Can I start? Danny's not back at the moment. 1481 01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:11,880 We need our faithful leader. Why, Yeah. 1482 01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:19,240 You see that empty city? No, I'm blind while we're 1483 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:25,840 waiting for him. Jenner, I'm finishing up. 1484 01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:30,560 Jenner. You're. 1485 01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:32,320 Started. Are you there, Cheddar? 1486 01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:34,200 You look like you hate your life. 1487 01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:36,240 He's on mute. All his dogs are barking. 1488 01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:38,080 Probably. Is it them dogs? 1489 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:40,400 Send those dogs over here, I'm a bit hungry. 1490 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:41,600 Is he your roommate? Hungry. 1491 01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:43,680 It's your. Oh, it's his roommate. 1492 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,200 Send your roommate over, I'm hungry. 1493 01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:47,680 His roommate is helicopter behind him. 1494 01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:49,880 No shame. Yeah, look at him. 1495 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:50,400 You. Think I have. 1496 01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:52,880 Shame he's walking butt naked behind him. 1497 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,040 Cheddar's naked face. He's just shrugging. 1498 01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:59,280 Survival thing, survival instinct. 1499 01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:02,080 He's having to deal with it. I'm I'm starving to death. 1500 01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:04,560 You wonder why I'm so ripped. I'm I'm starving to death. 1501 01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:06,200 So I will. I'll eat. 1502 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:08,160 Your roommate won't even second guess it. 1503 01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:12,560 You'll eat his roommate. Two birds, one stone. 1504 01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:14,760 I'm not starving anymore. Cheddar doesn't have to deal 1505 01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:17,080 with the annoyance. I mean, he'll have to find 1506 01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:20,080 another way to pay his. Bills, but Cheddar's are going 1507 01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:22,160 to come home from work and you're going to be hovering over 1508 01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:25,880 his roommates dead body, blood around your mouth. 1509 01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:29,680 Singing the Smeagles in my loincloth. 1510 01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:36,200 No, he paid the other map of my rent, Dang it. 1511 01:14:37,280 --> 01:14:41,400 All the problems he caused me, I could live. 1512 01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:44,160 Oh.