1 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,920 Welcome. Welcome everyone back to maybe 2 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,320 some more E&D. Element OP. 3 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:44,960 QRSXY&Z. Those are my home results. 4 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:50,480 You know why we skip TUV? We're back at it again, starting 5 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:56,760 up a new season of Z&D, this time with Star Trek the Star. 6 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:02,720 War, yeah, those, all those Trekkies are going to they're 7 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,360 going to charge our houses and throw their action figures at 8 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,920 us. Live long and force be with you. 9 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,120 Live force and long be with you. I'm. 10 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,080 Just kidding. I'm Josh. 11 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:18,320 And. You it's the oh, that's it's 12 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:24,880 it's Star Wars, the project Black way BOM BOM BOM. 13 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:31,760 But I'll I'll hand it over to the one that's running this 14 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,680 season this these next few episodes. 15 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:46,800 Go ahead and take her away. Me A long time ago, in a Galaxy 16 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:50,480 far, far away, the Empire had recently been dealt a blow with 17 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:54,920 the loss of its new experimental technology known as the Death 18 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,440 Star. With rumors circulating around 19 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:02,520 the Empire of Darth Vader losing and potentially being lost in 20 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:06,160 battle, the Galaxy feels slightly at ease until the 21 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:10,600 Empire closes its grip. We start this story a few short 22 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:17,720 months after the events on Yavin 4 and the Death Star explode. 23 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,800 We. Start you slightly non nerds. 24 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:25,800 That's just after episode 4. Yes, we start on the beautiful 25 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,880 city, or a beautiful planet rather of Coruscant. 26 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:33,520 Coruscant is where the humans originated at in the Star Wars 27 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:39,640 universe and much like us in our modern day, they grew or ran out 28 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:42,000 of room. So they started decided to start 29 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,920 building up and up and up and up and up. 30 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,920 And now the top of the top live at the very top. 31 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,080 But our story takes starts a little bit lower. 32 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:53,400 In fact, it starts on level 1000. 33 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,280 They don't get to see the sun very often. 34 00:02:55,560 --> 00:03:00,520 They're pretty close to the the actual crust of that planet. 35 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:07,160 Crime is rampant down here, as is drugs, death sticks and all 36 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:13,520 manner and sorts of villainy as you peruse down this level. 1000 37 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:18,520 or is the locals call it 1K. You will come across a cantina 38 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:23,680 by the name of Click. Dax is the owner of said is the 39 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:29,680 owner of said cantina. He is a Fallosian I believe. 40 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,640 Let me hold on. Let me let me look this up. 41 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,080 Hold on. Is it theologian? 42 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,760 No, he's Trandosian. Sorry, he's Trandosian. 43 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,120 Always, he's one of the. Trojan, OK. 44 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:42,320 He's one of the trans. He's all right. 45 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:52,480 He named it in such a way because you click is slang for 46 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:58,000 kilometer and you're he's level 1K1000 so ha ha funny. 47 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:04,800 But he also when he opened the place up, he had it be a 2 like 48 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:09,160 martini glasses like clicking. But neon has ran out of on the 49 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:12,480 signs. So all you see is just one glass 50 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,160 and a little bit of waves in the other. 51 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:18,160 But our story starts off inside of click. 52 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:27,560 We have a decent crowd. Currently we are sitting the 53 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:31,960 just one week away from Empire Day, which is the celebration 54 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,280 that the Empire has of when it took over. 55 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:41,120 So Dax as is over here in the corner at the bar where he likes 56 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,520 to serve his own drinks and make his own food. 57 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:47,480 But as you know, trend oceans don't speak galactic basic. 58 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:50,880 They kind of hiss and grunt and point at things is is kind of 59 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:54,280 how they get things along. But he seems to get by just 60 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,520 fine. Mr. Master, if you'd like to 61 00:04:56,520 --> 00:05:02,560 introduce yourself, you are currently employed by Dax as the 62 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,360 bouncer for me. Nice. 63 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:12,240 I am JJ 89. OK, what? 64 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:19,360 What are you? Doing I used to be IG 88105 65 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:23,720 until the master reprogrammed me his. 66 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:32,440 His name was Jar Jar Boots. I'm I'm very sorry for you, Sir. 67 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,720 Why is pretty? It's a good thing that you can't 68 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:41,040 quite understand the hisses and mutterings of Dax, because it 69 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:45,720 certainly didn't certainly didn't didn't know how you spoke 70 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,720 before he hired yourself. So as you scan across the crowd, 71 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,200 you do notice a twilight up on stage. 72 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:59,800 Her name is Lala Inga and she is obviously performing a very 73 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,920 provocative dance. There's no band, but you can 74 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:08,120 hear the sweet, sweet music which is known as Jizz playing 75 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,520 it, no. Joke it is. 76 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,800 In fact this is about whaling. Jizz is what the sub genre is 77 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,880 doing. I love whaling jizz. 78 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:32,880 Mr. JJ, why don't you go ahead and roll me yourself 15 perfect. 79 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,440 As you scan across the crowd, You you remember. 80 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:38,440 Then go into your character sheet. 81 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:40,440 Oh yeah, yeah. There you go. 82 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:44,640 Even better. Dax hired you to make sure that 83 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,760 the the crowd stayed a little bit lower. 84 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,040 Not lower, but a little more peaceful during this upcoming 85 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:55,920 Empire Day. Dax's Bar is kind of a middle 86 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,960 ground, so to speak, for the local gangs and all that. 87 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,080 Meaning, you know, you don't go to Dax's to fight anybody. 88 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,520 Dax's is the place where you go where no, it doesn't matter what 89 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:09,760 you're affiliated with, You're all family there, right? 90 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:12,120 It's the Olive Garden of 1K. It's. 91 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,080 Like a neutral ground. It's a neutral ground, yeah. 92 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:20,880 You want to go where everyone knows they're known exactly, and 93 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:32,080 they're always glad to. Yeah, you do see you. 94 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:34,600 You do see kind of a group of humans off in the corner, which 95 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,880 is uncommon, especially now in the days of the Empire. 96 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:41,240 You see a lot more humans than you do any other species. 97 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:46,120 Because yes, the Empire is racist towards a what? 98 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:49,560 Dang it. Oh, OK, but you do see a rodent 99 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,400 up up by the twilight as she's dancing. 100 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,160 Cheddar, why don't you go ahead and introduce yourself? 101 00:07:54,480 --> 00:08:01,080 My name is Beer. I am a Rhodian. 102 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:05,000 Yeah. Assassin for the nobles and the 103 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,280 rich alike. That's all my translator sounds. 104 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,720 Otherwise I'm just going me, me, me, me. 105 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:16,280 Yeah, we know Rhodian is not basic, so they they speak their 106 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,480 own little language. He does have a translator on 107 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,000 him. Clearly he's modified it to make 108 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,120 him sound a lot more tougher than what he actually is. 109 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:24,240 There's a stock, not aftermarket. 110 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:34,400 It's got a subwoofer in it. Yeah, we noticed directly in 111 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,240 front of you a sight that is truly beholden. 112 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:41,039 He might be the only one left in the Galaxy, but there is a true, 113 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,600 pure blood Sith right in front of you. 114 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,240 He's the Blast of the Dragonborn. 115 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,960 Yeah, and Alex, why don't you go ahead and lashed up my car? 116 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,720 Tell us about your character. All right, I am. 117 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:58,560 My name is Wujol. I come from an ancient race 118 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:02,760 known as the Sith. Long before dark Jedi had taken 119 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:10,480 said name to be there in titles. I lived, I lived on my home 120 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:14,480 planet who are all very force sensitive. 121 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,160 I am as well. I feel the force, but 122 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:21,400 unfortunately I am unable to wield which makes me an outcast 123 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:25,680 among my people. So since they thought me as 124 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:29,440 weak, I've decided that I will prove myself strong. 125 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,120 Not only strong, but the strongest Sith. 126 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,520 Do you ever roam the galaxies? OK. 127 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,240 Cool. There's been a lot of powerful 128 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:40,880 Sith though, that's true. He's not a Sith, he's a dark 129 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,080 Jedi. Sith is a race of people. 130 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:47,200 Oh, sorry, I'm being racist. And just a little bit. 131 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,560 Start speaking out. Also are very uncommon here. 132 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:55,520 Go ahead and tell us what's about. 133 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,160 Your car, Joe? Oh, yes, I'm one of the only 134 00:09:57,160 --> 00:10:00,480 ones here. Bartender, Give me a glass of 135 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,680 jet juice, please. My name is Jaxor. 136 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,520 Jaxor Danuk. I'm a Jawa, obviously. 137 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:11,080 As you could tell, I was raised by a bunch of 4th and 5th class 138 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:14,120 droids, so I have an affinity for droids. 139 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,360 I love them. They're my mommies and daddies. 140 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:19,200 But they were all killed by a group of Raiders who were 141 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:23,880 fanatics. Since my guardians were dead, my 142 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:28,600 only recourse was to follow them and observe them and learn their 143 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:32,000 ways until finally having enough courage to approach them, I 144 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,320 asked if I could join them, which they reluctantly actually 145 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:41,040 agreed, and turns out they were Jedi wannabes chasing after the 146 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,000 force that they could never wield themselves. 147 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:46,720 They taught me what they knew and I seem to be sensitive to 148 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:51,520 what they're trying to attain, and I use the power to slay them 149 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,760 all. Now that my mission is over, I 150 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:59,440 like to drink, I like drugs, I like jet juice, and I like 151 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,080 spice. Those are my favorites. 152 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,640 Everyone wants to know. Filthy spice brain. 153 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,120 Anybody got spice? I'm looking for it. 154 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,240 I'm supposed to meet somebody here to have it. 155 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:16,160 I'm I'm watching the crowd with my hooded eyes, which mine are 156 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,720 blue. Most of them are orange. 157 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,840 My robes are red because I like to be different. 158 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,880 Make it easy. Smells like. 159 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:28,000 I'm watching that one. He seems suspicious. 160 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,600 Oh yeah, and I do speak common. Which is. 161 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,480 No kidding. It is. 162 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,440 No kidding. You speak common? 163 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,640 I didn't know that. I honestly thought I was just 164 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,400 hearing Jawi. Jawi's in common. 165 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,000 Maybe you're really good at knowing Jawi's. 166 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,800 I speak it fluently along with hoodies. 167 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,680 Ukwas Tiwi spice that means? Where's the spice? 168 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:59,640 Does it actually mean that? Yeah, I have a. 169 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:08,520 Translator as a as a Rhodian beer can also inherently knows 170 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,120 that's easy. That's that. 171 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,000 That's fair, though. That kind of makes sense. 172 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:12,600 Yeah. Right. 173 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:14,560 OK. Far from home. 174 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:18,000 Very, very far from home. Tattooing really far away. 175 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,240 Just all the way. In the outer rim. 176 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:25,080 Etsy. Wow. 177 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:31,040 So just as all of this is going down, JJ, you notice someone 178 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,520 walk in. He kind of kind of staggered on 179 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:37,280 her in arms, kind of hanging down by his, by his knees. 180 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,720 And he's like looking around. It looks like he's looking for 181 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,520 somebody. Is that the master? 182 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,960 I approach him. I agree with Julie, my dealer. 183 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:49,040 That means are you my dealer? Well, yeah, Mesa, you're a 184 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,960 dealer. He just holds out his hand. 185 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:55,080 You still want death stick? Death stick. 186 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:56,560 Yeah, yeah. Oh, feisty. 187 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:57,640 Feisty. Yeah, yeah. 188 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,920 You said, you said give me 25 credits. 189 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:04,000 You sound you sound, you sound like you're doing it. 190 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:13,200 I hate off 8 LER but in Duncan. 25 too steep? 191 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,920 How about 15? Mesa. 192 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:20,440 Make the Jews. Mitsa and Liz need 20. 193 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,680 You drive hard, bargain. 20 credits Spice. 194 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,200 Here's Spice. Fantastic. 195 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:31,080 It's I'll take what I get. There are no drugs allowed in 196 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,840 this establishment. What? 197 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:39,120 You thinking, being, then you. Hold your master. 198 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:48,160 It's a racist. You still think all Duncans look 199 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,120 alike? You still thinking all Duncan in 200 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:54,800 black in that? OK, look. 201 00:13:54,800 --> 00:14:00,480 Like a, Like a. It's a Misa put drugs away, Misa 202 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,200 go to bar. Oh, oh, sorry. 203 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:07,120 Get off. And beer. 204 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,480 As you approach the bar, you hear the ramblings of a crazed 205 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:14,120 old man. I look at the bartender and I 206 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:20,120 just say 1 naboo Caribou please. And he forms what you believe to 207 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,520 be a smile, but it's hard to tell through thick hide. 208 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:29,480 He just And he pours me a drink, and he, he hands it to you. 209 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,560 And then the old man looks at you and goes. 210 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:40,360 I tell you, we're Tinorman. I don't, I don't think I'm like 211 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:43,200 the right character to interact with him because I probably just 212 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:48,800 leave. He gets. 213 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,080 Up and he starts dancing to the jizz. 214 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:08,400 Beer just shakes his head. But JJ just as actually roll me 215 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,520 everybody roll me perception real quick starting. 216 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,280 Boy Cheddar surrounded by Bondup. 217 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,600 Cheddar and Alex, did you guys notice? 218 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:24,720 But three guys, 3 gentlemen walk in right behind IG or JJ sorry. 219 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:29,280 And in fact, one of them walks up and kind of puts a blaster to 220 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:33,040 him, and the other one steps forward up to old. 221 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,200 Two tooth. What looks? 222 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:41,520 To be there. What looks to be the The leader 223 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,640 steps up and he says. Oh, Dax, my old friend. 224 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,120 You come and. See me and. 225 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,560 Dax. Dax walks up to him, and through 226 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:56,560 hisses and snarls and a terrible accent, you can kind of 227 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,800 establish that he's asking for protection. 228 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,480 Money. From. 229 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,040 From DAX. OK. 230 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:06,720 These are gang members from the local gang that are starting to 231 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:10,080 press on Daxil. He's the one that gives me the 232 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,000 Jet juice. I think I should save him. 233 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,520 Well. What are you going to do? 234 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,320 I balance his chaotic neutral. Right. 235 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:27,040 I'm a I'm a lawful dark. Jax or is going to approach the 236 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,760 leader with his little his little Jawa waddle. 237 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:39,080 He has a skill called You're going to love this called 238 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:44,320 Grovel, Cower, and beg. As an action on your turn, you 239 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,480 can cower pathetically to distract nearby foes until the 240 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,000 end of your next turn. Your allies gain advantage on 241 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,200 attack rolls against enemies within 10 feet of you that that 242 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,360 can see you. Once you use this trait, you 243 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,640 can't use it again until you finish a long or short rest. 244 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,160 OK. That's, that's pretty great. 245 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:05,400 Not a lot. I don't know if we're starting 246 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,319 combat yet. I'm kind of leaving it up to you 247 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:12,599 guys. So that that move in particular 248 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:18,400 isn't combat, so right, that initiates combat. 249 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,760 That's more of like A because they have, they have J, they 250 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:25,640 have you at gunpoint. Just I was looking for my 251 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,839 weapons. I do not see the one that I 252 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:31,240 chose when I created character. Character. 253 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,680 Yeah. I have my switch pistol. 254 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:38,480 You have simple vibro weapons, simple blaster. 255 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,280 Oh, you're proficient and that's OK. 256 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,600 Yeah, the thing that you sent in character sheets didn't have 257 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,320 anything about weapons. There was something that's that 258 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,240 was in quotations IWS, but that's it. 259 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,360 If you want to throw a weapon or two in there, I'm more than OK 260 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,960 with it because you're, and this isn't like it's me giving you 261 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,720 anything that you're, you know, a bouncer, So you should have 262 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,880 some sort of weapon on it. I'm going to point my switch 263 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:07,440 pistol at the leader. Oh, I thought you were groveling 264 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,440 in. I think I'm going to save that 265 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,600 for when he attacks me. Please no. 266 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:17,440 I was just joking. But for now, Jack Sore is going 267 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,080 to approach and point his pistol out and say. 268 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,960 He's the one that gives me my jet juice. 269 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,560 You will not lay a finger on him. 270 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:26,560 OK, JJ, do you How about a bowcaster? 271 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,880 You want you want a bowcaster? I was. 272 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:31,080 Just trying to remember what it was I actually chose when I 273 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,480 created my character, it was something I've never seen before 274 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,840 and I don't remember what it was. 275 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,360 Literally the only thing you had in equipment was something 276 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,400 called an IWS and that's it. I think. 277 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:45,760 Otherwise it's you had nothing else in your equipment. 278 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,000 Do you have the list of weapons in front of you? 279 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,360 No. I can help it. 280 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,440 I've got it right in front. OK, Marshall Blaster. 281 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:55,320 Yeah, that's it was the IWS. My grappling hook. 282 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,320 Because you can change it out from a single, it's a single 283 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,680 standard blaster to a rifle to an anti armored figure. 284 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,600 OK, yeah, if you want to throw that in there. 285 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,240 I'm. I mean, I don't. 286 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,440 I don't see it on it. Even know where I'm supposed to 287 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,720 add? It then. 288 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,600 Oh, there it is. It's a blaster rifle, a grenade 289 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,320 launcher, and a sniper rifle all in one. 290 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,200 Yep. You add. 291 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,160 I'm pretty sure I think it's a 1D12 plus your decks. 292 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,160 That's what I'm seeing on here. Sounds. 293 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:22,360 All right. All right, so you you walk up to 294 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:25,000 the leader and you point your switch blaster at him. 295 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,800 Yes. OK, what are you, what are you 296 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,720 hoping to accomplish? Get away from him. 297 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,640 Where did you put that thing down? 298 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:38,640 Before somebody gets hurt, I'll. Kill your dad. 299 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:43,920 And he brings up his ion blaster towards you and the the the two 300 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:47,240 fellers that were on they're now on either side of you. 301 00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:54,840 I'll step away from my table. All right, All right, gentlemen, 302 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,720 go ahead and back off. There's little guys with me. 303 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,640 I'm a mercenary as well, and a bounty hunter. 304 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,360 You can go ahead and let him go. You're. 305 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,440 Going to fetch a fancy price on the black market. 306 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,120 There hasn't been one of you in a while. 307 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,240 Yeah, I've tried that life a little bit. 308 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,840 I'm not too keen to go back to it. 309 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:18,440 I'm going to say step off of my friend and step away or I'll 310 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:23,280 kill you right here, right now. AG territory, you don't even 311 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,920 know what's about to happen. Not my first time, it's not my. 312 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,200 It won't be my last time. Mr. Master, I see you used a 313 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:34,360 silver tongue. Activating self destruct 314 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,000 sequence What? What? 315 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,760 Yeah, no. He he diverts everybody, diverts 316 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,200 their attention to you. Stop that right now. 317 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,480 I cannot be captured. I must explore myself. 318 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:54,240 We will all die. No, No, no, no, no, no, Derek, 319 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,080 No. No, no, that was, that was just 320 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,120 a test. That was just a test. 321 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,080 One of the. Greenhouse shoppers. 322 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:09,040 Yeah, apparently. I don't know how to use any of 323 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,160 my abilities. What do you what do you want us 324 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,400 to do? What do you want us to do? 325 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,720 Drop their weapons all. Right, all right, all right, all 326 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,760 right, all right, all right, all right. 327 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,640 Puts the guns down the ground. Give give to me. 328 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,520 But we just put them on the ground. 329 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:26,840 I know it close mine. I change mine. 330 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,040 OK. All right. 331 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,920 Mr. Change Mine. So what happens if we just shoot 332 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,280 you? I blow up. 333 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,440 But you're already getting more. You don't want. 334 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,520 Drugs, do ya? Not if you're giving your 335 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:43,720 weapons. All right, all right, all right, 336 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,960 all right. And they they handy their 337 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,760 weapon. Lots of self destruct sequence. 338 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:53,200 I raise my hands just weary. I don't use pyrokinesis, there 339 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:57,560 was just a test but I raise my hands almost like a four Caesar 340 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,240 would from the from pre empire days. 341 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:05,440 And this, this gentleman here catches fire. 342 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,520 Oh. Didn't use it. 343 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,600 It was just a test like on the thing. 344 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,960 He texted he he he caught fire. He took three damage. 345 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:21,720 Scenario. The lovely sound of jizz is 346 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:30,760 playing. Goes over to and. 347 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,160 He tugs on his pant leg and holds up an empty glass of jet 348 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:46,760 juice. Go. 349 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,760 Ahead and throw me in some of that Jet Juice Day bartender. 350 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,800 Everybody go ahead and roll for initiative. 351 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,960 Where's y'all? All right, where? 352 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,840 Where's y'all's The name didn't. Get a new buddy. 353 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:08,640 Oh really? I. 354 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,320 Like you. Thanks. 355 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,920 We be my dad. Had a for now. 356 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,920 We set up for really close friends then move over from 357 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:18,200 there. I'll. 358 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,240 Take it. Cool. 359 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,640 All right, I'm moving just a bit. 360 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,400 You've got a bit closer because these three are the enemies 361 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:34,800 right where the where the robot is All right and then OK, let me 362 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:38,840 see what moves I can do. Oh, nothing, I've got nothing. 363 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:49,280 All right, so to use my the the the number where it says force 364 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:54,040 total, obviously, like is that how much of my power I use 365 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:57,640 whenever I use a force thing, is it or no? 366 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:02,640 It says it's 12. It's in says powers, which is 367 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:06,120 what are through pyrokinesis, which I don't know how many that 368 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:10,040 actually takes or through that. That was not on purpose. 369 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,720 I'm just trying to read. There you go. 370 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:17,720 Duration of time. So it looks like it takes up 371 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,200 one. OK, so I I went ahead and 372 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:24,760 removed that point then from my counter above my token because I 373 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,080 put it in above my if you. Did if you did? 374 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,040 Yep. So that's one. 375 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:33,400 OK, see if you didn't prove pyro, that's because it the next 376 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,120 first level is 2 points second levels. 377 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,000 OK, OK, I see what you said. Cool. 378 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,800 Yeah, I did the first one mostly as a warning shot, but 379 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,880 apparently I'll lit the bastard on fire, which is fine. 380 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,320 It's you. Know your Sith blood. 381 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:52,840 Yeah, alright, so I step up to these these Jag offs and I and I 382 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,320 lift my hands again, ready for a fight. 383 00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:00,720 So I step up, I lift one hand while with my other hand, my 384 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:06,240 right hand, I loosen my my knife blade on a chain and let it fall 385 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:11,200 to the floor, ready to use it as the whips that we so often used 386 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:15,280 on my homeworld. Yeah, yeah. 387 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,600 I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of into it anyway. 388 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,560 And I say, all right, now it's time to back off. 389 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,120 Otherwise I'm going to kill. You. 390 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,920 Do. It do it. 391 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:31,240 You know, I threaten them and attacking the same thing. 392 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,440 Or should I just? Or do I need to just attack 393 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,720 just? Do it. 394 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:41,440 I don't know if I have do I have an ability to to intimidate? 395 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,640 I thought I did, but oh it might not. 396 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,320 Menacing. What does menacing give me 397 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:50,320 'cause I in my bio it says character appearance menacing. 398 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,360 That's that's all it is. That's all you put for that. 399 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,800 I don't know it it prompted me to type things and that's what I 400 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,160 typed. So this is what happens when you 401 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,280 get a 95 year old man playing online DND. 402 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:08,000 OK, it's all good. I'll just attack because I've 403 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,760 attacked already. They're expecting it and they're 404 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,160 ready to kill the Droid who seems like he's not hurting 405 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,920 anybody. So I am nothing if I'm not 406 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:26,920 trying to defend those in need. So I go ahead and I cast on this 407 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,680 gentleman the front one here. I think I'm gonna. 408 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:34,280 Oh, come on. He's when you lit on fire. 409 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,240 Right. Oh, cool. 410 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,040 Good. Then I'm going to make my point 411 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,680 real clear. All right, then I'm going to 412 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,280 actually, I don't know. I moved closer to him because I 413 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,520 don't need to, but OK. Because each tile is 10 feet. 414 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,720 Yeah. Or 1510. 415 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,720 About 10. All right, so I stay where I 416 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,520 was. Sorry. 417 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:57,280 So can I figure everything out? And I cast sustained lightning 418 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:59,280 at him. And then what? 419 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:04,800 Do I need to roll second level? It'll take 2 OK for each turn 420 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:05,760 duration. OK. 421 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,000 Is it a level? 2, it's a level. 422 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,320 I said two, I'm sorry. It's one above 0. 423 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:14,920 So it's one because my pyrokinesis is level 2. 1B. 12, 424 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,960 it's a 1B12. That's what I thought, yeah. 425 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:25,760 D12 I. That combined with the fire that 426 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,440 it was earlier, he's he's hurt pretty bad, but he's still he's 427 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,560 still have a kick in. We did tanks that only tested 428 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,320 in. Pretty. 429 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,800 Pretty well, so you do have to be concentrated for a minute 430 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,280 now. Yeah, it would swing. 431 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,720 Yeah, that's the intimate turn. That's the intimate turn then, 432 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,040 because I'm concentrating. OK, cool. 433 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:47,600 Beard. I gotta tell you buddy. 434 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:51,200 I'm gonna take advantage of a feat that I have. 435 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,160 It's called bad feeling. When I roll for initiative, I 436 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:59,600 can move up to my speed. OK, so did you say every tile is 437 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,240 10 feet or five feet? 10 feet, 10 feet, 2/3? 438 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:07,520 So I moved right there. I'm gonna, I'm gonna take a 439 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,520 bonus action. A cunning action is what it's 440 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:14,880 called to hide out of site. So you're hiding behind decks. 441 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,920 Kind of it's more it's more like I'm like trying to like slink 442 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,840 around without being. Noticed. 443 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,320 I said. No, you're trying to hide behind 444 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,440 the the jaw wasn't in front. Of you. 445 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,880 Oh, no, no, no, no. Good luck. 446 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:32,720 So when when I start moving I will they will have to like roll 447 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,320 a perception check. OK, so I'm going to move right 448 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,440 here. So I need a probably a 449 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,040 perception check from the guy next to me and a buzz since the 450 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:46,360 guy's being sustained lightning on he's probably not noticing me 451 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,080 anytime soon. He's. 452 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:48,840 Definitely not going to notice any time soon. 453 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,760 Am I having any effect on their well-being as they see me 454 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,880 casting lightning at this guy like a like a dog, you know 455 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,200 they. Are definitely scared, but now 456 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:01,600 it's more of like a we've got to get this guy and sell him 457 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:05,120 because now not only is he a fifth, but now he's got force 458 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,080 ability, which is outlawed, you know? 459 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,600 So did the Empire. They pay more. 460 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,280 Can I get a? Can I get a perception check 461 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,360 from the guy next to me? Yeah. 462 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,680 This. Guy the yellow one, yeah. 463 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,000 Yeah. Yes. 464 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,120 Yeah, which one? And I guess you set the DC? 465 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,720 Oh God, I'm pretty. I'm pretty sure that fails 466 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,080 either way, right? No, that's up to you. 467 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,760 I mean they're distracted by the guy throwing lightning and fire. 468 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:37,120 So sick I would say. Oh, so they do pass. 469 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,240 They pass. OK. 470 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:42,040 Oh, man, that's unfortunate. Oh, I pass. 471 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,880 I pass. I do pass. 472 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,640 OK, yeah. Sneak attack. 473 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:51,400 Sneak attack. Yes, I could deal an extra 1D6 474 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,800 damage to a creature I hit with a weapon if I have a if I have 475 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,920 advantage on the attack role in which I do 'cause I'm sneaking 476 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:02,360 up on him, and if that isn't if I even if I didn't. 477 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:07,000 I have a feat that I picked from one of my feats called 478 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:12,520 Assassinate from my subclass and it's It's basically if an enemy 479 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:16,040 hasn't moved on the turn order yet or done an action I have 480 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:22,040 advantage when attacking them. So stab him with my double blade 481 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:27,400 22 to hit Wow. Yeah, no. 482 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:34,680 Hey, with a nine, OK, and then A and then an extra 1D6 OK, 11 483 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,440 damage 11. So he's clearly very distracted 484 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:40,040 by this, by the Sith of throwing lightning and fire. 485 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,560 Does he notice a little bit too late that this blue thing has 486 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,040 snuck up on him and has proceeded to stab him directly 487 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,000 in pain? Because this is a human you're 488 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:58,600 fighting who so he he kind of holds aside and what you doing? 489 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,360 I like this place. You wouldn't want to disturb me 490 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:09,320 in the place that I like. That's my thing. 491 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,680 So now it's it's his turn. He's like holding up. 492 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,640 He's holding the blood from his from his wound. 493 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:23,200 He's boys come in in hell. What brings two more of his boys 494 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:30,680 in? Oh, oh, oh, oh, and he's got a 495 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:41,960 he's got a heavy slug pistol. He holds that, oh, he pulls that 496 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:48,480 out and he he fires on beer. There's a six hit. 497 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,080 No. OK, he fires blindly because 498 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,680 he's dealing in pain or reeling in pain. 499 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,280 Still kind of pulls it out and starts blasting. 500 00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,840 Bang Bang, Bang, Bang. And he misses all the shots. 501 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,680 That's the end of his shirt. JJ, I'm in my element. 502 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,920 It is your turn. He's grabbed his weapon. 503 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,120 Does he just shoot? And here's the weapon that who 504 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,440 does move? Shoot him in head. 505 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,080 Just Dang it. Dang it. 506 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,240 Roll up. Hold up. 507 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,560 It's on me. It is point blank. 508 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:29,760 What's your strength there, JJ? What's your What's? 509 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,240 Your Strength 13. So plus, why don't you? 510 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,800 One, Yeah, why don't you, why don't you roll for strength 511 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:36,800 instead? Yeah. 512 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,640 No, you you wrestled away from him. 513 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,320 I mean, you're clearly a lot stronger than he is. 514 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,880 So, yeah, now you've got a a slug pistol in one hand. 515 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,760 Or sorry, a heavy slug pistol in one hand. 516 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,360 It feels 1D8. Hey you can you can start 517 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,480 blasting whenever you want. Yeah, we'll do. 518 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,280 I. Started blasting. 519 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,960 That's not dude a world tour. That's a world tour. 520 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,640 Oh, OK. I get what you were saying, all 521 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,280 right. I thought you were saying that 522 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,120 you were going to take his gun and then start shooting him with 523 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,720 his own gun. I apologize. 524 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,360 No, no soldiers, gun already took from him. 525 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,880 Right. The the the rifle. 526 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,560 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. 527 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,240 And you rolled it too. Re roll it. 528 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:26,040 I mean, it's point blank. You know he's dead. 529 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,680 He just disappeared. He no longer exists. 530 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,320 And then it's a theory. Maybe one day he'll show up as a 531 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,360 force goes, who knows? Someone else have problem? 532 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:44,240 Did you? Want to do anything else for? 533 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,640 You no. OK. 534 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,400 We'll sit down. All right, so now it's the the 535 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,920 guy in front of you that's been getting electrocuted and lit on 536 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:58,400 fire, but he's currently being electrocuted, so he cannot, he 537 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:04,240 cannot do anything. So Jack, Sir, it's it's your 538 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,080 turn. Ah, yes. 539 00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:11,080 I'm talking. About trying to think of what my 540 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,520 bonus actions would be the system. 541 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:17,159 Be the same I mean like like tripping or pushing or. 542 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,120 So is using my wrist mounted grappling hook up bonus action 543 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,960 because I plan on using this a lot. 544 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,080 Yes, I could. I could. 545 00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:26,239 We could play right like that, yeah. 546 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,760 So it doesn't. It only does a 1D4 when I attack 547 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:33,280 somebody with it goes like 630 to 60 feet. 548 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,040 So it's like. Yeah, well, I attach to him and 549 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,880 I can zip right to him. So I see one of these boys that 550 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,920 he called in across the room. Yeah. 551 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:48,040 I'm going to use a bonus, a cunning action then to deploy my 552 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,199 wrist mounted grappling hook. I was going to fire across the 553 00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:56,440 room, all right, between JJ and all of the guy that's being 554 00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:01,640 electrocuted, fly across the room to this guy all. 555 00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:09,040 Right, 1D4. 1D4 kinetic damage and one damage. 556 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,520 So this guy runs into the room, all of a sudden sees this jawo 557 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:22,440 flying to the front room, hands right into him feet. 558 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,600 It kind of it's kind of like a toddler coming up to you and 559 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,920 like pushing you. Wow, what are you doing? 560 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,080 The the creature struck by this attack is impaled by the hook 561 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,840 and they have and they have to take an action to remove the 562 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,560 hook. OK, I thought. 563 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:40,920 OK, so let me, let me, let me start over. 564 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,480 He runs into the room and hears boss man and call it yeah, boss 565 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,520 man. And then all of a sudden a spike 566 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,800 hits him. And then, you know, now, now, 567 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:54,640 now he's writhing in pain and starts pushing it. 568 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,760 And so I'm a level 5 berserker, so I have extra attack, so I'm 569 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,560 gonna fire two shots at him with my switch pistol. 570 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:14,560 Go ahead, roll. For all 23 and 19 damage for 571 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:18,760 both of those eight and three. Holy crap. 572 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,400 I'm. Going to leave the hook in. 573 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:32,120 The listeners at home. Sorry, what happened? 574 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:39,120 Is oh, you're right. Oh, yeah, this 6/2 the guard 575 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,600 runs in nice armor, right? He's got a nice gun. 576 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,560 He's been working with his gang for a little bit. 577 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,480 He finally has he finally has enough money to, you know, 578 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:52,520 support his family. His kids are finally being able 579 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,080 to go to school. And his wife is finally, like, 580 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,400 appreciating him again. And it's great. 581 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,280 Life was great. And in fact, they've got a 582 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,600 vacation plan. They're going. 583 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,680 In the Boo. They're going in the Boo in a 584 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,360 couple weeks and they're, you know, they're going to enjoy the 585 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:10,000 sands and, you know, the beaches and, you know, maybe the 586 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,480 Duncans, so. Sand is course. 587 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,920 He's, he's, he's running in and he's, he's going to help. 588 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,080 He's going to help his boss man out. 589 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,560 He's been, you know that that guy's been paying his bills. 590 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,440 He's happy with it. And then as soon as he runs in, 591 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:29,360 a spike impales his thigh. His jaw won't find over. 592 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:34,200 And then like, get away from me. There's this spike in me. 593 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:38,000 Stop and all of a sudden the Dawa pulls out this pistol and 594 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:46,640 on the spot. All right, I'll attract the hook 595 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:52,360 then. I want to be The family won't be 596 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,040 going to Naboo. Instead, they'll be burying 597 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,880 their father and husband. I'll go with them. 598 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:02,120 Sounds like a nice vacation I could do some time away. 599 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:07,640 I'll help with the wake. I'll zip his casket down the 600 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,520 aisle. But now it's this gentleman's 601 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,640 turn. He's going to run up to the Sith 602 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:21,400 and he is going, huh, OK, huh. He has an Electro staff and he 603 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,960 is going to swing it at this remaining room. 604 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,120 Does a 13 hit here Alex? Me. 605 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,840 Do I look at my my armor rating to see if it does? 606 00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:37,360 Class, yeah. So it does seem here. 607 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:44,520 Seven, he takes 7, David, and you're no longer concentrating 608 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,480 anymore. I'll dying dying in. 609 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:50,320 For good measure, he runs up and he pushes old YouTube. 610 00:38:52,200 --> 00:39:01,480 He'll die. Yes. 611 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:06,840 Dancing to the jizz that's been going on, he's not even noticing 612 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:12,880 anything. I could see it. 613 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,960 All right, Mr. Sith, it is back to you. 614 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:27,960 All right, my concentration was broken, so I'm going to use my 615 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,240 knife on a chain on him to try and finish him off. 616 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:39,640 How do I do that? What do I do with that? 617 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,840 Standard weapon attack with it if you have it. 618 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,680 Standard weapon. All right. 619 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,400 OK, I'm guessing that. I don't know. 620 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,880 Oh, good. I'm sure. 621 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,240 I don't know how to do this thing. 622 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,840 I'm looking at a sheet right now and he would have a + 2 to that 623 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,560 does a nine hit. A9. 624 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:08,200 Yes, cool. 1D4 plus 21-D. 4 All right, there it is. 625 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,000 Five all. Right. 626 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,520 Yeah, No. How does he? 627 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:16,800 Die all right. I staggered from the guy who hit 628 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:21,120 me. My concentration fell but I but 629 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,320 I let go of the chain and let it dangle on the floor. 630 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:29,200 I swing my arm around in a big arc to swing out the knife. 631 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,760 It punctures his throat. I wrap my hand around the chain 632 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,560 and yank, pulling him down and wrap the chain around his head 633 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:39,840 and and snap his neck for good measure. 634 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,440 Gruesome fatality. Fatality. 635 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:42,920 All right. Sweet. 636 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:53,240 No, he's a dead. Dead super dead elf finish. 637 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:57,120 Do you have anything that is extra that I can do aside from 638 00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:01,200 movement or is it just movement? But you can like do and stuff 639 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,120 like that throw. I can push push. 640 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:07,800 Can I force force push? No or is that no? 641 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,800 That'd be the main all right. I do have a secondary weapon, 642 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,600 but it's a blaster. Would it can be considered? 643 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,680 Would drawing it be considered an action though? 644 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,400 I mean, I would say yes. OK, then I'm just going to do 645 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:23,200 nothing. Hold on. 646 00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:31,640 Beer. Yes, 123, that's 30 feet. 647 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,120 I'm going to roll out to him and I'm going to double slash Adam 648 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,560 with my double blade. I don't have it. 649 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:41,560 I don't have advantage though. 18 on the first one. 650 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:45,880 It's better than. 9 damage and then I'm going to it has the 651 00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:49,040 double feet, double trait or double feature. 652 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:51,760 I don't know what to call it, but I can attack again with it 653 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:56,560 as a bonus action. Yeah. 27 to hit it for another 7 654 00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,880 damage. How does he die? 655 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:07,320 I run up to him after he pushes down the old man talk with guns 656 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:11,120 and and I slash at his legs to bring him down to his knee and 657 00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:14,720 keep him the same level plane as swipe again with with the other 658 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:18,680 blade take off his head. And his his helmeted head hits 659 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:24,160 the floor and rolls a little bit and rests as if it is watching 660 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:28,200 Twilight dance. I think the more appropriate one 661 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,760 is the. Yeah, I got you. 662 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:31,360 I got you. Hold on. 663 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,440 There you go. All right, JJ, it is your turn. 664 00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:44,480 OK, I signed up to this other idiot that says, was that me, 665 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,800 Deadpool? What? 666 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,480 What? You look at me when I talk to 667 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,320 you. That's too meta, I don't 668 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,880 understand it. But I'm going to grab his head, 669 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,080 OK, and turn it around without the rest of his body moving. 670 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,520 OK, roll, roll your strength. I want to see what your strength 671 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,960 is. Oh, wow. 672 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,040 Yeah. Wilhelm scream indeed. 673 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:14,360 Yeah, he's standing there like asking you what what you're 674 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:19,200 talking about, and it's as if the Twilight dancer put a spell 675 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,520 on him because his head magically just turned around to 676 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,120 stare at her while his body's facing. 677 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,560 He falls to his knees in front of you and kind of leans up 678 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:31,560 against you and he's dead. So, so fragile. 679 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:38,320 So yeah, good job you've you've killed them all brutally. 680 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,800 Dax has a lot on his hands to clean up. 681 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:43,840 I won't help. What? 682 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,200 I won't help. I go back to my Naboo Caribou. 683 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,600 Naboo Caribou. I go closer to the jizz to 684 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,280 listen. Is that like a with my? 685 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,160 I think it's more just like a Bacardi. 686 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,720 You're going out to listen to the jizz. 687 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,680 Yeah. It's a very intense right now. 688 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,760 It's really breaking down. I like it. 689 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,680 He starts doing a wiggle. It's really, it's really fluid. 690 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:10,440 Does a little jaw of dance him dancing. 691 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:14,720 Oh, he just, he moves all of his his arms close to his torso and 692 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:21,240 just rolls his shoulders. From the back, it looks like 693 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:26,040 kind of. Moving back and forth. 694 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:34,160 I love this chance. Oh man. 695 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:39,640 I feel warm, hot. Well the other humans help pick 696 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:44,960 up old 2 tooth and they say help help and dust them off. 697 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,600 He's like, hey, hey. For your help, I'll lead you to 698 00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:54,320 a treasure he's trying normally. Imagine it's a bigger treasure 699 00:44:54,320 --> 00:45:01,840 and you get out of the sea. Treasure. 700 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:03,680 Yeah, you want some? It's a. 701 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,720 Treasure. And he starts to unzip his 702 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:08,800 pants. I got his ready for you. 703 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,320 It's huge. Humongous, it is quite sizable 704 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,160 for your kind. No, I just play. 705 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:19,480 Yeah. You play? 706 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,920 No, I got a treasure. It's on Dantui. 707 00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:27,240 Yeah, Dantui. Oh, I was going to. 708 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,800 Say I'm not going back. No, no, no, nobody really wants 709 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,880 my dad to eat. No, not really. 710 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:44,160 He's a, he's a he's a you're dancing the biggest, never a 711 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:49,480 it's terrible. You're saying everywhere he's 712 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,640 course and he keeps saying everything. 713 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:57,200 You're telling me? Anyways, I got if you guys got 714 00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,160 shit I can lead you to it. Ship. 715 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,000 Yeah. You got a ship. 716 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,960 Well, yeah, yeah, they got a ship. 717 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,160 And other humans. Oh, yeah, I have a ship. 718 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:09,360 Yeah. You guys want. 719 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,680 You guys want to come see my ship? 720 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:15,400 They're bored. My high in buzz is wearing off. 721 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,480 You're high in buzz. What are you getting high on? 722 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:23,440 Nothing I will not share. I don't want you to share, I 723 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,240 just. I have a spice and that stick. 724 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:30,480 Oh, you want to know? Yeah, I keep my cool really 725 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,200 well, though you would never tell Didn't. 726 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:37,160 You just kill a man. No, no, that wasn't me. 727 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,520 All right. Are you guys interested in 728 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:40,680 finding out what this treasure is? 729 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,720 Very. Interesting involved. 730 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,560 Sounds like it. So there's treasure involved. 731 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,320 There's treasure. It's bound to be money, right? 732 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,000 Treasure equals money. Not all the time. 733 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,040 Fine, I'll do it. Would this treasure help all 734 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,800 Gungans? I mean, if you brought it to all 735 00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,160 the gungans it probably would. OK, listen, look for it. 736 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:03,640 Yeah. Can we? 737 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,480 Can we guys? Yeah. 738 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:10,640 All right, so you guys follow him into a back alley. 739 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,080 Do you guys know a shortcut? Well, JJ knows a shortcut. 740 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,800 He's he's going to he's going to show it to you. 741 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:20,640 And huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 742 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,720 Roll a perception check. All Yes. 743 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:30,120 Reception. Oh OK, and Jax or is just so 744 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,200 like ADHD he's just looking at all the neon signs. 745 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:41,120 Pretty The lights are jumping off the signs. 746 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,320 It's all the all the death sticks. 747 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,480 Yeah, it's the first time in his life he's actually seen a neon 748 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:52,840 Sidon work. Yeah, it's all work here. 749 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,720 But you see, you see more of those, those gang members in the 750 00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:58,800 alleyway. They don't see you yet though. 751 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,240 Oh, Oh no. I say we just walk past, they 752 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:05,920 won't bother us. Ah, Virgil, can I get on your 753 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:10,520 shoulders, Mr. Sith guy? Sorry, my mic was muted, what do 754 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,360 you need? Can I get on your shoulders? 755 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:16,120 Get on your. Shoulders I mean, I guess. 756 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,840 OK, OK. Why? 757 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:23,800 Because I'm scared. All right, let me up there, I 758 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,640 guess. Yeah, be ready. 759 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,320 Be ready to give me some backup when we hit battle, though. 760 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:32,320 I'll be ready to give you a neck massage or do. 761 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:37,400 You guys just walk through. Yeah, a massage for Joe's neck. 762 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,880 OK. And it's a scalp, a little 763 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,600 thingy. As you get closer to these guys, 764 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,840 none of them really even pay attention. 765 00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:48,320 They don't even know that you guys are there, really. 766 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,480 One of them was talking about this great Jizz concert that he 767 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:56,160 went to. The Jizz was awesome, man. 768 00:48:56,160 --> 00:49:03,960 It was just flowing. I can feel it on me. 769 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,880 I swear I could taste it. I was just. 770 00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:13,200 Swimming in it. Oh no, and all everyone else was 771 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:19,880 enjoying the same jizz. I, I I instigated it. 772 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:25,000 It's on me. What do you mean? 773 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:30,200 We're just talking about Jizz, the the worldwide renowned music 774 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:33,840 genre in the Star Wars series. Yeah, I think there was 775 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,240 something wrong with the little George Lucas. 776 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,320 It's called. It's called Jizz. 777 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,360 What's the name? Of the jizz. 778 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,920 The kids are going to love it. Yeah, I'll bet they like, I'll 779 00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,480 bet they like slides through those. 780 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:48,960 They don't wear underwear in space. 781 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,680 Don't I know that? But there's underwear. 782 00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:54,080 I'm going. Commando right now. 783 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:58,840 All right, so you guys successfully walk past them and 784 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,440 you walk up to the ship the other humans are. 785 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:06,680 As you approach the ship you hear some scuttlebutt from 786 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,720 behind the ship though. Anybody you want to invest in? 787 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,360 Who's back there? Sir, why not? 788 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,480 It's coming from over in this area. 789 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,800 I jump off Orgel's shoulders and start waddling. 790 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,760 Waddling over there. Well, you know, it's a little 791 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,720 bit too late, but it's beautiful. 792 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,040 Jack Sore's blue glowing eyes go really wide. 793 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,080 Can they go? Can they go wide? 794 00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:43,000 Like does his eyes go wide or? They just glow brighter. 795 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:49,920 Don't be racist. Yeah, they they see. 796 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,480 Oh, don't move. I need to see need to see some 797 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:57,000 identification. Should I start blasting? 798 00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:00,560 We heard that there was a a force user around. 799 00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,040 You guys wouldn't wouldn't have heard of anyone like that, would 800 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:05,120 you? Force. 801 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:10,080 Is that some new kind of drug? I am with the Android, He's an 802 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,600 Android. Don't touch me. 803 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:17,320 Yeah, well, you know, your time was supposed to be scrapped a 804 00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,440 while ago, you know that, right? No. 805 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:20,480 No. Oh, you. 806 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,040 We didn't know that, huh? No one told me. 807 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:28,440 No one told you. Well, you see our our buddies 808 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,960 over there, the ones that, you know, pulled you over here. 809 00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,040 What? Yeah. 810 00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:36,520 I trusted them. Well, you know, we, we know that 811 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,720 you've got death sticks on you and Jet juice highly illegal. 812 00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:43,520 We we take drugs very seriously. No, I I'm now. 813 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,880 Please, please don't take me to jail. 814 00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:49,080 Please don't take my drugs. Take me to jail, but don't take 815 00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:50,320 my drugs. No, no. 816 00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,320 You see, shove the set up against. 817 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,560 Here we're we're racist here, so. 818 00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,840 That's not mine. I don't know. 819 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,360 I don't know how they got in here. 820 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,000 So you know how they got prints activated I. 821 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,560 Don't know how they got don't lie. 822 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,720 We we stand here already. We know that you don't. 823 00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,880 You can't do it. They pick up Jack, sore by his 824 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:10,960 feet. It's right. 825 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:26,520 There I mean. Literally the the in mothership 826 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:32,800 when Hiller picked up R4. I'll be down. 827 00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:35,880 No, no. Let's see. 828 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:40,320 Your name's JJ. No, no, you're, you're you're 829 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:41,600 coming with us. OK. 830 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,880 I think we got a perfect, perfect use for you. 831 00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,440 We can definitely put you in the reprogramming. 832 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:51,480 No, the master program self destruct sequence has even 833 00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:52,960 activated. Yeah. 834 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:56,040 No, we're going to override that using imperial codes. 835 00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:57,920 You can't. Yeah. 836 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,280 Imperial codes are foolproof. All right, hey, pick up that 837 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,720 dirty Rhodian too. We're going to take him with. 838 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:08,480 Don't touch me, he's clean. We're touching you. 839 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,680 Take away their weapons, nobody needs them where they're going. 840 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:16,320 Ah, Sith, Huh? I haven't seen one of you in a 841 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,880 long time. He's clean too, is he? 842 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,520 Please do not clean us. Huh. 843 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,120 I'm going to test him for metachlorians. 844 00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:24,760 How about that? Is that another? 845 00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,000 Kind of drug. It's about to be where you're 846 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,680 going. He'll wish you had all the drug. 847 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,760 Can I keep my drugs on me? No. 848 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:37,240 Please, please. I got a problem. 849 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,280 I know I got a problem. Oh God, please. 850 00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,600 I hope we know your whole character arts going. 851 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,120 To be back to rehab. You're withdrawing. 852 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:54,560 Yeah, you get sent, You get sent to a prison barge because as you 853 00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:57,480 know, in the Empire, there really is no trial. 854 00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:00,720 It's just you're guilty or you're not guilty, but you're 855 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:04,360 sent to a prison barge to serve out a 10 year sentence. 10 856 00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,040 years. They will make. 857 00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:08,840 Her, she's walking down the street. 858 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:16,640 They'll make a pit stop on the way to reprogram JJI. 859 00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:21,400 Like him the way he is. But you wake up on board the 860 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:25,440 initiative of the ship, essentially shackled to the bed. 861 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:28,960 Not the first time. And you see a gentleman over 862 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,800 here who? Is does it take my translator? 863 00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,120 No, it's implanted. Oh, OK, it'd. 864 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,160 Be kind of funny though it would be. 865 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:40,360 Hilarious, like I have like this like deep, like menacing voice 866 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,720 and then I wake up. I'm like, you mean you mean? 867 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:51,120 I don't why not over here is an Aqualish and they they kind of 868 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:57,280 just speak with like farts so. Some of those butt mouth guys. 869 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,840 Yeah, it's those butt mouth guys. 870 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:01,080 You can't understand a word he's saying, but so you can 871 00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,560 definitely tell that he's either in pain or he's coming down off 872 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:07,520 of an intense high. Ace Chair. 873 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:19,040 The doors open and more, more Imperial officer, another 874 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:23,280 Imperial officer and troops come in and say welcome, Welcome, 875 00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:27,280 folks, welcome aboard. We hope you enjoy your stay 876 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:30,200 here. It's not going to be a pleasant 877 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,760 one. In fact, it'll be rather 878 00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:35,520 unpleasant. But enjoy yourselves while you 879 00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,680 still can and hopefully you'll make it alive to see the end of 880 00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:43,240 your 10 years. But we'll we'll see how far away 881 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:47,120 we can just drop you off, maybe on a remote planet if you just, 882 00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,680 you know, start to start to kind of piss me off a little bit and 883 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,280 maybe we'll just call it quits there. 884 00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,000 But. Can I ask a question? 885 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:56,720 Oh, we're already we're already starting off with this, huh? 886 00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:01,000 Yeah, Go ahead, make blue face over there. 887 00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:04,480 I. Understand the Jawa, the Droid, 888 00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,200 and the Sith boy. Me. 889 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,520 Oh. We just don't like the color of 890 00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:11,480 your skin. That's messed up, I get. 891 00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,040 That I get that. Yeah. 892 00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:14,440 Yeah, no. We're we're. 893 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:22,040 Basically space Nazi true. Anyways, enjoy your stay or not 894 00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:26,280 and we'll, we'll, we'll see you. We'll see you some other time 895 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,680 maybe. And then all of a sudden there's 896 00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:33,160 a call or a klaxon over the radio or over the intercom 897 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,840 system calling for the commandant with this fella here 898 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:41,400 saying that they have found a star destroyer that is floating. 899 00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:42,720 Hold on. So I thought I had this. 900 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,760 This is a cool map though. I like it. 901 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,000 It's like it's pretty cool. It's. 902 00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,800 Pretty cool, I like it and out the window you can see. 903 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,120 Wow and. Imperial. 904 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:57,560 Scenes are close. But there's no lights on. 905 00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,560 There's no lights on there. The engines are barely running 906 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:01,760 at all. It's kind of just floating 907 00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:05,400 along. And Commandant makes the call to 908 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,000 go and render aid. And that's where we'll pick up 909 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:11,840 next week's episode. I got to find the drug stash. 910 00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:14,040 Maybe there's a drug stash on there, you never know. 911 00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:16,600 Oh, there's got to be one of these guys. 912 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,120 Is a user. I'll find them. 913 00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:20,680 Essentially, it's essentially a floating city. 914 00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,400 Someone's a user. But TuneIn next week, this will 915 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:29,480 be a four parter because this is episode 0, so there'll be 3 main 916 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,120 episodes. Each episode will take place 917 00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:34,600 over a day, and yeah, we'll see what. 918 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:37,760 Happens so like all three episodes will be will equal a 919 00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,600 day or is it like one day per day? 920 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,600 Yeah, 1 episode's a day. Episode 1's a day episode. 921 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,320 Tuesday, every day. OK. 922 00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:50,760 Cool, and the little nap that you had on the shuttle ride is 923 00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:55,440 considered a long rest, so. Sweet, right? 924 00:57:55,640 --> 00:58:00,520 Liking it so far. Three and next one gets a little 925 00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:04,920 weird and then episode 2 goes full on and episode 3 gets kind 926 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,680 of dicey. I like dicey. 927 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,920 I don't think you're ready for it unless you've read the book. 928 00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,120 No, probably not. I know a little bit about it. 929 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,640 Different kind of Star Wars. I watched Andor all day in 930 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,440 preparation, just trying to get the mood. 931 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,160 They're finally doing it. Particularly where they're in 932 00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:20,680 prison. So perfect. 933 00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:22,160 Yeah. So I hope you guys are ready to 934 00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:23,480 get electrocuted. What? 935 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:25,400 I like this. I like this so far. 936 00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,560 Yeah, the system is awesome. I like it. 937 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,880 It's just 5E, but Star Wars it's. 938 00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,520 Just 5E but Star Wars. It's exactly what I wanted. 939 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:36,840 Well, they also do a season with it because I really want to play 940 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:38,160 it. I, I will. 941 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:40,840 I'll do it. There's a there's a prequel to 942 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,360 The Black Wing. It's something I forget what it 943 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,720 is. Something like red something. 944 00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:48,320 Yeah, red something. Red Menace I think maybe? 945 00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:51,080 No. Or wasn't it like Red Hawk? 946 00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:52,720 No. Got it. 947 00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,640 What'd you got? I finally found the IWS. 948 00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:00,640 But I still don't see any. I don't see any damage. 949 00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:01,680 Or anything. Oh wait, there it is. 950 00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:05,880 So the way the way that it works is that it's three weapons in 951 00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:08,000 one. So you have to find those three 952 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,760 weapons to get the damage for them. 953 00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:12,120 So you just pull it from like the sniper rifle, You pull it 954 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:14,480 from the grenade launcher. OK, Red. 955 00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:16,720 Red harvest. Red Harvest. 956 00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:19,400 Red harvest? Yeah, we could do a red harvest 957 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:20,800 thing. It's all about the Sith. 958 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,560 Yeah, it's a pretty cool storyline. 959 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,680 I don't know how you'd adapt it to Z&D, but. 960 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,600 It's a lot creepier. Yeah. 961 00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:28,000 I'm creative. I can. 962 00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:32,240 Sounds like my bread and butter. Sounds like my bread and butter. 963 00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:35,120 That's all I got, folks. Hope to see you on the next 964 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:37,760 episode, which isn't next week because Derek's not here. 965 00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:41,000 No, I'll be here. OK, it is if you because Derek 966 00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,440 is here, Yeah. Yeah. 967 00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:47,080 Work, Work is having us work on on a weekend. 968 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:51,280 So yeah. So by the time that I get off 969 00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,800 and by the time that I need to be where I needed to be, it 970 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:57,480 wouldn't work because it would because I would need to be there 971 00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,360 by 6. And I get done working at 4:30 972 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,400 but it's a 2 hour. It's a 2 hour drive. 973 01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,400 What time you got there? It'd be time for Yeah right? 974 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,960 Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Be happy to have you on here 975 01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:11,200 though, indeed. Send you it out, hopefully find 976 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,640 some pretty cool maps of some * destroyers and whatnot. 977 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,400 Pretty excited for it. Peek. 978 01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,440 All right? I wonder if anyone else has even 979 01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:20,240 done this? Yes, well I don't think this 980 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,840 exact thing. I was listening to a podcast 981 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:28,360 earlier today where they're playing 5 E Star Wars because I 982 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,160 kind of wanted to get like familiar with the system. 983 01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,680 Yeah, it was terrible to get through. 984 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:39,040 I mean, they were God awful. Like boring or like like just? 985 01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:43,080 Cringy. Oh well, we're cringy too. 986 01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:46,320 No, like we're, we're we're not terrible. 987 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:50,160 We we can be pretty cringy. But this one lady, like her 988 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:53,840 whole thing was she's like the six foot 3 Mandalorian. 989 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,480 It was just she's like, I'm bad at that was like her whole 990 01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,560 thing. And it was just like anytime 991 01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:02,760 anybody was doing anything else, she's like, well, is it like is 992 01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:05,840 my like is, is Ash around to like, you know, like kind of 993 01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:08,840 give him the side eye And they're like, no, all the way 994 01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:13,200 over there It was. Just good stand there. 995 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,800 Like a couple of the people were kind of funny, but she she made 996 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,320 it hard to listen. Dang it. 997 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:24,160 Yeah, but I could not find anything as far as Deathwing. 998 01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,600 So Blackwing. Yeah, Death troopers. 999 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:27,880 Blackwing. Oh yeah. 1000 01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:31,240 Yeah, cool. You're winning next week. 1001 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:13,200 The.