1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,960 The Main Menu podcast presents C&D under the table. 2 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,240 I shaved my beard. Oh, see it. 3 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:18,760 Gross. Dang, 70 years younger. 4 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:24,920 I'm a. My child cried away from me. 5 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:28,320 My. Wife left me, yeah. 6 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:32,640 My wife left me. I got a raise at work though. 7 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,600 That's good. For shaving your beard. 8 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,160 Congratulations, that's all you got to do. 9 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:36,680 I'm. Just kidding. 10 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,320 No Dang. Kidding about all that? 11 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:40,720 Yeah, that means I got. To shave what? 12 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,800 Is it just the beard that we have to shave or is there like 13 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:48,720 other extremities we can shave? Just below the belt, this is the 14 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:53,240 only thing that matters. OK, my ankle. 15 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,080 That's why you got a raise, OK. Yeah, arm hair is fine, but. 16 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:01,960 Good, because I have enough to pet dying boy that looks like a. 17 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,640 Kind of gay. Cloudy dog. 18 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,840 What to pet my arm hair? No, it's not. 19 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,040 I don't know. Makes me feel like. 20 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,720 If I pet his arm hair, that'd probably be kind of gay. 21 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,760 Yeah, well, no, not just my arm hair. 22 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,000 They call me. Now, if you were like, you know, 23 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,680 if you were like running your fingers through my hair, the 24 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:21,200 hair on my head, that would be a little different, really. 25 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,480 Like, is it like, is it an act that you do that makes you 26 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:29,080 homosexual or is it somebody calling you a homosexual? 27 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:31,560 Or what or what you feel inside when you're doing it. 28 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:35,440 Well, I mean. If you feel men, if you feel men 29 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,080 inside you are homosexual, well, I. 30 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,880 Mean according to society, right? 31 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,640 We all know about how society. We feel about that, you know, 32 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:47,080 because we live in a society. When I went to prison, I had men 33 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:50,000 inside me, but I was like. That's the. 34 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,600 Norm in prison? Yeah, I had a booty. 35 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:57,000 Warrior came to my cell. I have a booty warrior in prison 36 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,880 that makes you gay. So now we're on the subject of 37 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:01,680 the Booty Warrior. Do you guys know who this is? 38 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,600 No. So he's a, he's a black guy 39 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,840 who's been interviewed like multiple times and he kind of 40 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,600 talked like this and he's obsessed with like, you know, 41 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,800 booty. And he got booty in prison. 42 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,040 He gave booty. He's talking about like his 43 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:15,760 friends. And he's like, are you gay? 44 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,560 He's like, no man, I just love AI, love a good booty man. 45 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,200 I got the baby oil on it. It was popping and. 46 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:23,760 Hmm. He like, he like. 47 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:25,960 He like makes it a description of how it sounds and everything. 48 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:29,360 He's like, he sounds like. Yeah, it sound, it sounds like 49 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,320 that Chris Hansen parody on a boondocks. 50 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:37,280 I gotta find a. Booty he he also had his his 51 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,600 lover in prison, had a had a pregnancy scare. 52 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,160 He thought he got some. Deep pregnant. 53 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,560 Oh my SO. So his best. 54 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,840 Young I'm playing domino dump. Truck. 55 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:55,120 I'm playing domino, I'm pregnant and I'm like oh wow I'm having a 56 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,800 baby cuz I have no. Friends like that with a dump 57 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:02,320 truck I guess, gave him his booty to his friend the booty 58 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,920 warrior for his birthday. Cuz it was the booty warrior's 59 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:07,000 birthday and he hadn't had it before. 60 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,240 He's like, you know what, it's your birthday, I'm gonna give 61 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,040 you my booty. It's not gay. 62 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,000 I just point out my birthday. Was just last week. 63 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,880 It's not. Yeah, guys, it's not. 64 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,600 Yeah, yeah. So anyway. 65 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:23,760 All I want all I want for my birthday is $2,000,000 and an 8 66 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:24,800 ball. Dang it. 67 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,840 What's so hard about that? Yeah, baby. 68 00:03:28,560 --> 00:03:32,600 Yeah, baby, that's. What my shirt says. 69 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,520 Yeah. So butt warrior, Yeah, yeah, so. 70 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,880 Posted a Reddit link. He has like interviews. 71 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,520 He just talks about booty. He loves it. 72 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,640 It's not gay, though, he says. He's not gay, that's the thing. 73 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,840 Is it gay? Does it make you gay? 74 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:50,040 Somebody thought like, is it the ACT that's gay or is it the 75 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:55,040 society gay? OK, so normally I would say if 76 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:58,080 you want it to be gay, it is gay. 77 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,840 OK, but what if I? Don't that being, what if I want 78 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:03,200 a? Few podcast to be gay. 79 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,280 I don't want it to be gay, so it's not. 80 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,680 I think we're already for me. I think we're fewer across that 81 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,240 game after this well. Homosexual. 82 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,600 I mean kinda, but not really. I don't like it. 83 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,200 But the rainbow community doesn't like us so. 84 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:20,279 Every podcast I. Mean everybody's a little bit 85 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:23,800 everybody, but only in spirit. Well, Joe Rogan, you know, the 86 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:26,160 number one podcast in the country is a little gay. 87 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,800 US, the number 11 podcast in the country. 88 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:32,760 We're a little gay. #11. I see we're #11 because they 89 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:36,280 open the top 10, so you never know who's after that, so we're 90 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:38,080 #11. That's true. 91 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,200 You can't prove. It 11 has 2 ones so. 92 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,000 We're like twice. I mean, it is Joe Rogan. 93 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:46,320 I like that that's 2 ones. Like what Joe said, apparently 94 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,840 we've like grown exponentially this past year, which is. 95 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:56,000 What you're saying like 1000%? 4% So I would like to, I would 96 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,360 like to attribute part of that to the fact that I rub Lenny 97 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,880 every day. It's not gay, but that's not, 98 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,040 no, not off. I didn't say off, is it? 99 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:07,040 I rub him. I I rub like I rub his head like 100 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,160 a like a lucky, like a rubby lucky Lenny's foot. 101 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,120 Oh, his head, his head. I was going to say, this is 102 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,200 important. What part? 103 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,800 Lucky Lenny's head? Yeah, his head. 104 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,560 Which head? The head on his shoulder. 105 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,080 Which head? Which head? 106 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,480 Got it inside. Yep, on shoulder I specified 107 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:25,920 which shoulder and it's only it's only partially gay. 108 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,960 Mostly because he likes it and I don't kind of his. 109 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,680 Part or your part? A little bit of both this. 110 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,760 Is interesting. No, no sexy harassment. 111 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,360 Well, it's sexy harassment, not sexual harassment. 112 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:41,400 Remember, it's only sexual harassment if you don't like it. 113 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,560 Well question, so if it's Joey's birthday and I give him my booty 114 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,120 for his birthday present, does that make me gay? 115 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,360 I mean if it's a one time thing, maybe not. 116 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,040 That make that's on me 'cause I want it, that's not. 117 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,320 Wait, but did you like it? Yeah. 118 00:05:57,840 --> 00:06:00,840 But did you just? But Joey, did you just take it 119 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,760 because you were being nice? Yeah. 120 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,880 Was it like, well, he's offering like I would feel bad if I. 121 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:09,120 Didn't exact. That's not. 122 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,120 I don't think that's gay. I don't think. 123 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:15,160 I don't think. I don't I don't like this. 124 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:19,320 Yeah, Gun, that's nothing. But, you know, I mean, I really 125 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,600 don't want to do this, but I mean, you offered, you know, 126 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:24,440 sorry. I got to grab you. 127 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,520 I don't know, for myself. Yeah, I. 128 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,200 Mean, I mean don't ever look the gift horse in the mouth. 129 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:32,880 This is. You know, that's all I'm saying. 130 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,800 They never say suck off the gift horse either. 131 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,400 Oh yeah, don't do that either then. 132 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,360 Then you definitely gone over into gay. 133 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,440 Yeah, I just. Really. 134 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,200 If it involves animals. Gay. 135 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,240 No, that's a different. That's a different. 136 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,440 Yeah. Beastiality. 137 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:56,640 Unless they're dude animals. Peanut butter in my. 138 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,480 Dog. Well, it's gay beastiality. 139 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,320 Yeah, which is worse? It's like a double, double 140 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,120 negative. Exactly double negative. 141 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,080 Yeah. So it cancels out. 142 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,680 It's not that bad. No, it makes it worse. 143 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:08,960 It. Makes it worse. 144 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,480 It's like, it's like -2 + -2 right? 145 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,360 It ends zero -4. Now. 146 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,800 It's -4. I don't because. 147 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,280 You're having two negatives. Right. 148 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:22,480 That's right, that's right. I took seven years of math in in 149 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,240 high school. Alex, what do you think about 150 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:26,720 this? Alex a tie break white on this 151 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:30,920 gay versus not gay face. It's gay. 152 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:38,040 Gay. Dang it, Dang it, Dang. 153 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,880 It now he's now he has said before if you if you were 154 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:42,960 offered how much did you say 25,000,000? 155 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,920 I would not. That was the one, literally. 156 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,440 Said. 5. Million. 157 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,040 Was only 10 seconds 10. Seconds. 158 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,400 No, really. 25,000,000. Dude, I I. 159 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:56,360 Get that man off for 25. Million. 160 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,800 I'm with Alex. I would take a. 161 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:02,600 Loaf, I'm with you, buddy. I'm not cheeking in front of a 162 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,520 dude who would be interested in my being. 163 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,000 I don't know. I'm not in cheap. 164 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,840 I know he. Has. 165 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,760 There was actually a video that I saw. 166 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,120 This guy was doing something. On your behalf and give you half 167 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,200 of the money. There is a video of this guy 168 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,920 doing a street interview and you would walk up to people asking 169 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:23,040 hey so 100,000 per backshot how many are you taking? 170 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:27,080 And this guy, like, looked at me like, how much to get to 20 171 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:33,240 million? Hey I I have some principles and 172 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:36,640 that's definitely one of them. So for 25, there's no dollar 173 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,200 amount, no, no dollar amount, No, no, no, no, no, no. 174 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:42,760 OK, that everybody has. No beepers. 175 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:44,600 Common. Everybody else I don't. 176 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,240 You do. We're talking real we. 177 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,960 Will give yeah real me the. Theory value. 178 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:56,480 You let this man suck your junk for 10 seconds. 179 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:59,120 I'd look him in the face. Oh, not mine, not. 180 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,560 You have to No, I would do the sucking. 181 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:04,800 No, no, you're. Getting it. 182 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,440 I mean, what's the no? Give me 5 grit. 183 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,800 You could suck me off, I don't care. 184 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,760 No, no. Throw on a Doctor Pepper. 185 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:16,040 Wait, I'll do much more. Wait 25,000,000? 186 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:19,480 OK, so we weren't, we didn't specify what 25,000,000 for. 187 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:24,200 Was the 25,000,000 to suck me what or me to suck somebody 188 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,240 else? For you to perform the action to 189 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,720 the one giving you the money, it's bad, right? 190 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:30,320 That's gay. No, that's. 191 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:31,480 That's the. Money. 192 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:35,040 And then I said, what if it was only 10 seconds and he still 193 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:39,120 said No, 10 minutes, seconds of anything. $20 is $20, Joe. 194 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,440 You can walk through it, you can get through. 195 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,760 Tax dollars is not enough, dude. It's. 196 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:46,640 Not for the. That's for the rest of my life. 197 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:50,640 Every, every time, every time I every time I use this guy. 198 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,040 All right, every time I use this guy, I'm going to think about 199 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:57,200 what I did to get that money. No, I'd be like it's not worth 200 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,160 it. Do what I did. 201 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:00,960 I do this for my family, for my kids. 202 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,240 I wouldn't. Do it. 203 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:05,960 I want to put my kids in college. 204 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:11,120 I'd I'd put my fingers. Gay the best house, hey? 205 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:16,680 I would do it for 1/4 million. Dude honestly saying. 250. 206 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,200 I wouldn't. None of that matters. 207 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:28,560 I'd love to like, I'd love to do that for my family and my family 208 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,240 money someday, but I ain't doing. 209 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:34,160 That. Every 10 seconds I get 1/4 of 210 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,280 $1,000,000. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 211 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,800 Yeah, we shared a room together and you didn't give it up, and 212 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,800 now you're willing to give it up for that much money? 213 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,440 Like what the heck? Cheddar, you offered it. 214 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,000 You didn't offer the money for $1,000,000. 215 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,880 Well, if I would have known, I would have offered. 216 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:49,840 And all that. You didn't take advantage of me 217 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:50,680 when I was a knee. Breed. 218 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:54,000 I don't, I don't. I don't have right and I don't 219 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,800 have the money. But how does he know that? 220 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,400 All I got to say is guys. You could get a loan for that. 221 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:04,280 All I got to say is guys, what I would say Rocket Mortgage, all 222 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:07,480 you can hear is payment. Every 10 seconds you suck me 223 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,400 off, I'm going to give you a quarter of $1,000,000. 224 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:10,960 All you would hear from that room. 225 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:19,320 I would make that forget his wife I. 226 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,800 Expected so much better. I come out and say thank you, 227 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,760 come again, and then guess what? But not. 228 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:30,360 Science is so great, you know, celebrities like actually have 229 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,480 like portions of their memory like blocked. 230 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,880 You can pay for that. It's going there. 231 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:38,040 Hey block out this 2 1/2 minutes out of my memory. 232 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,400 I mean, I guess that would be one way to. 233 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,840 To handle, I would live. With the trauma, I would live. 234 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,240 With it's not like a, it's not like a repeated trauma, you 235 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,400 know, it's not going to dig deep. 236 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,800 I don't think it's. Pretty surface level. 237 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:51,840 Honestly, I think it. Would so the. 238 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:56,160 Implication of Danny saying after 2 1/2 minutes or like the 239 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:59,120 last 2 1/2 minutes. It must have been amazing. 240 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:05,280 He's. Been practicing for this moment. 241 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,800 No, he's been practicing. He didn't know how good headed 242 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,520 he was. Training like Rocky? 243 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:15,080 Nothing. I got big hands. 244 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,840 All I got to say is though, it probably be a couple years and 245 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,320 I'd be singing into Kurt Cobain microphone so. 246 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,640 See. No. 247 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,840 See. No, it's not worth it. 248 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,440 I don't want to. I don't. 249 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,320 I don't want to do something like that and go, well that 250 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,640 wasn't that bad. You don't want to there's. 251 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:32,680 A. Maybe do? 252 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,280 Maybe do that's? Most of everything we talk about 253 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,640 the joke is a white. It's. 254 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:42,040 Because you know, it's good. They crash land into the Andes. 255 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,400 They've eaten all of their other friends. 256 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,880 Man, we haven't eaten. We haven't eaten in, in weeks. 257 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:50,160 I'm, I'm, I'm starting to starting to feel it. 258 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,200 He's like, yeah, man. Yeah. 259 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:55,160 Well, we do have those pile of penises over there we could eat. 260 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,200 Yeah. But you know, like, because 261 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,120 they're all like all four of them are huddled together for 262 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,160 warmth. He's like, yeah, but Timmy over 263 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,080 there ate one. He's like, why don't we ask him 264 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,400 how it tasted? He's like, Timmy, how'd that 265 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,000 taste? Timmy's off by himself over in 266 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,760 the corner, freezing. He goes free. 267 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,320 What? He goes, how did how did, how 268 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,840 did they see step penis? He goes like a penis man. 269 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,000 What? What do you expect? 270 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,960 And then they all die. And then the guys that come and 271 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,760 rescue them, we're like, well, we don't have any food here to 272 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,200 eat except for that pile of penises and our snowmobiles 273 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,200 died. We didn't pack enough food, Says 274 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:35,040 pulls out his gun. I would eat a penis for 275 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:38,680 survival. Anyway. 276 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:43,520 I don't like how you all got. Quite after that, honestly, if 277 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,960 it was. It wouldn't be my first option, 278 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:50,360 but yeah. Yeah, I, I, so I, I would say 279 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,560 that I wouldn't, I would say that I wouldn't. 280 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:57,200 But I've never been faced with starvation and my life ending 281 00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:00,440 because I just didn't want to eat a a a penis. 282 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,240 I'm not seeing nutrition. In a in a penis, I'm. 283 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,880 Not. People. 284 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,720 Not see what but I've never seen dope penis like. 285 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,920 I've never seen that Bear Grylls episode where he talks about how 286 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,920 to prepare a penis. Right, I know. 287 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,080 How to prepare a penis? It was on I feel. 288 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,520 Like there's AI feel like there's an Indian YouTube 289 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:22,120 channel somewhere. What was it cooking with penis? 290 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,840 Fear, Dang it. Fear factor. 291 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:26,080 It was on fear factor. Penis is you get. 292 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:29,240 A good roast? Yeah, they had it was different. 293 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:33,200 It was different animal penises. I I don't remember what 294 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:37,760 determined which penis you got or how many you got, but I think 295 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,800 you got, you got to roast them and then you have penis. 296 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,080 I mean, you know, like a like a big old like because there were 297 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:47,240 different sizes, you know, and I don't remember what it what it 298 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,600 was that determined it, but. Roasted penis. 299 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:53,040 I mean, even an animal penis I think would be hard to like, you 300 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:57,280 know, get past the thought of granted, it's just a muscle, you 301 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:00,880 know, but. Well, if you weren't told until 302 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,720 afterwards, would you ever know? No, probably not. 303 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,240 I mean, I don't know. I don't know. 304 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:09,480 I feel like in a survival situation it really like it 305 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:13,560 wouldn't be that difficult to be like, OK, Also is how is that 306 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,440 the only thing I'll. Not speak of this. 307 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:19,160 Right I'm. Eating everything else dude. 308 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,400 Like survival situation. I've said this, I sound all 309 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,160 gross and savage, but guess what? 310 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:30,080 I will not murder anyone for my SO that I can walk right? 311 00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:33,680 But if someone dies, well, they're fair game. 312 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:37,920 We're starving, someone dies. I can feel bad about it either. 313 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,640 You've never been in the situation where you've had to. 314 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,880 Exactly. That's that's why I said that, 315 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,560 because I mean, I would say I was. 316 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,800 Honestly, so hungry I was tempted to kill somebody to eat 317 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,800 them. I would turn the gun on myself 318 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,680 or kill myself first. Really. 319 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,400 That's if. I started looking like a nice 320 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,800 steak. You wouldn't want to take a 321 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,040 bite. I'm not saying I. 322 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,440 Wouldn't want to I'm. Saying if. 323 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,920 We could cut that leg off, feed us for like. 324 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,440 Long as we don't cannibalize in the Appalachian mounds and turn 325 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,920 into wendigos, I'm. Okay with it. 326 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,240 Yeah, yeah. Prosthetic legs are easy to come 327 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,720 by. You can make them on the. 328 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,800 Board. I mean, they did it in The 329 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,800 Walking Dead. Yeah, pretty much got his leg 330 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,400 back like it was. I don't think I eat people. 331 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,360 I hear that long pork tastes great. 332 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,760 Yeah, I've heard it too. It's like pork. 333 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,040 Yeah. Long, long. 334 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:34,480 Like it's also it's also very bad for you. 335 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:38,840 That's also my penis. It causes rashes and I'll. 336 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,960 Give my girlfriend a lot of health problems. 337 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,080 It's not. Good for you if you eat it in 338 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,120 big chunks, yes. But if you do it in small 339 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,440 bursts, cannibals do it, then you're good. 340 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,840 You know, face like again, what was the the movie? 341 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,800 It was flight. I think it was flight something 342 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,920 the the first one that ever came out that where they were in like 343 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,360 an Arctic situation. About the soccer players that. 344 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,760 I think yeah, yeah, They were soccer players, Yeah. 345 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:06,680 Like I've never been faced with that. 346 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,880 If I was faced with it, I don't know, I, I might, I might think 347 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:14,040 of it differently. Like it was a little like kind 348 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,720 of funny that they were taken out of. 349 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:18,319 I think it was a girl. They were taking chunks out of 350 00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:20,960 her rear end. It's like, well, that's, that's 351 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,440 kind of funny, actually. That range 50 in a movie. 352 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:29,240 Oh, right. Like there is like an actual 353 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:34,880 thing where if you do eat human, the prions in like our brain and 354 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:38,200 like our bloodstream and stuff like that will survive like the 355 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,240 fire that you cook it in. And then it will eventually turn 356 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,280 into like nervous system, like diseases and stuff like that. 357 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,480 You'll start having like tremors. 358 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,080 Yeah, but that's what that's what happened to cows and. 359 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,200 So we do it for long periods of time. 360 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,040 Yeah, a little bit might, might be all right. 361 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,240 I don't know. I and I, it's not something 362 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,320 again, it would definitely not be my first choice. 363 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:03,200 And I would say where I'm at in this still somewhat first world 364 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,200 country in the middle of a snowstorm that I think we're 365 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:10,160 just about done with. Thank God I wouldn't do it, but 366 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,840 I've not been faced with that situation knowing that I'm 367 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:16,600 probably going to die within the next day unless I take a bite 368 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,840 out of this girl's behind. You know, I don't know. 369 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,720 All I got to say is. Nutritious. 370 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:25,480 We've talked about this before. Internet goes out for longer 371 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,760 than 20 minutes. I'm biting somebody. 372 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,000 Internet. Internet. 373 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,120 Girls. Collapse you I'm I'm. 374 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,960 Take a bite. Like, do you like, not even like 375 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,000 your Wi-Fi? Connection. 376 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,400 Just the whole Internet the. Whole Internet goes down. 377 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,520 Well, do you remember last week or two weeks ago the cloud flare 378 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,680 outage, right? It didn't affect me. 379 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,840 It was like the whole it was. Like a good thing it didn't 380 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,320 affect hey. It's goes out. 381 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,840 I'm running away from Danny. It's so fragile. 382 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,800 We're hanging on by a thread guys all. 383 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,560 Of you guys are extremely lucky because I know where all of you 384 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,600 live 0. Man, I have done. 385 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:04,200 I don't feel. True. 386 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,920 Hey you guys are high on my biting list. 387 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,640 Why not like, put like despicable people up there? 388 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,120 Yeah, you know that where they live, these are the people that 389 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:15,840 tick you off. Hey. 390 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,040 Hey. I didn't say I was going to, 391 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,680 like, eat you. I said I was going to bite you. 392 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,840 Right, OK. Well, I don't want. 393 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,360 To eat it. Well, I have rabies. 394 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,400 Don't bite you. I don't want rabies. 395 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,560 Well. You really don't have an option. 396 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,480 I'm going to bite you. But I don't want it. 397 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,800 You don't know. My internet's been shut off or 398 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,040 not. Well, I'm going to make sure 399 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,440 that I get hold of your your information and pay it for you 400 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:43,560 in case that ever happens or you get a hold of media com and say 401 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,720 don't shut Danny off no matter what you do. 402 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,400 You'll be on his Biden list. He'll kill people, he'll kill 403 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:53,000 people. I just know that mean me, Joe 404 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,800 and Alex all have like head starts. 405 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,560 Mr. Master, you're in the complete danger zone right now. 406 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:02,720 Well, you don't have that much. Couple of hours. 407 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:06,080 My, my, yeah. My only advantage is I have a 408 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,680 gun. I have lots of guns. 409 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,800 That's my only advantage. Guess what? 410 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,720 I got guns too. I know, but I have more. 411 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:19,560 Well, more ain't always better. I know, I know, I I have the 412 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,880 home advantage and I can sneak out the back. 413 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,320 I can drive 100 miles without stopping. 414 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:32,360 But I I've driven so to get to Joey's house. 415 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,120 Well, hold on. To get to Joey's house, I don't 416 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:37,280 have to stop once, Alex. I don't have to stop at all. 417 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,720 So I guess I was doing it. I can stop. 418 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,560 I can bite Dad. I can run over. 419 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,760 I can bite you, Derek. And then I drive down to Saint. 420 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,520 Louis. I'd bite Alex, I'd fill up on 421 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,200 gas there, I'd drive up to Chicago. 422 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,360 I could probably get into Indiana just fine, maybe into 423 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,680 Michigan. And then I'd have to fill up 424 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:01,160 again. And then by by then, Joey 425 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,320 already knows I'm coming. But it's. 426 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,000 Too late. He's too late. 427 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,480 I'm. Just taking the door and it'll 428 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,040 just be me and a loincloth going. 429 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:19,280 Time, time, time. You know, if you came at me with 430 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:23,800 a loincloth doing that, I might let you go ahead and bite me as 431 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,000 long as you like. Don't take flesh with you well. 432 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,800 You know, it's, it's kind of like it's, it's a hard enough 433 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,320 bite to like leave a mark and you're like, ow, but that's 434 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,640 about it. Oh, OK. 435 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,160 Yeah, I. Might get in a more tasteful 436 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,720 position then. I think, I think I'll probably 437 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:47,760 just scream like a little girl and they go, oh, completely 438 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:52,760 screamed, completely off topic. But topic. 439 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,920 Yeah, we're talking about biting things. 440 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:59,840 Oh yeah, As I was shoveling my driveway this morning or this 441 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:04,520 afternoon, I was I was listening to the podcast as always when I 442 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:08,400 finished season 3 of Dead Rain. And so I was scrolling back and 443 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:14,400 obviously I like I listened into to the OR was it not Red dead, 444 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:19,280 but dead dead set revenge. And I listened to KASM inferno 445 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,360 already. So I started going back to the 446 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:27,440 anthologies and I got how funny the terror in paradise episode 447 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,080 was of yeah, anthology. It was pretty good. 448 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:35,040 I'm sitting there like a madman laughing in my driveway. 449 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:40,400 I'm trying to travel. Because it makes it a lot more 450 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,520 enjoyable, doesn't it? Talking about prison wallets and 451 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:47,440 stuffing cocaine up there and Moira's yelling at Starboy to 452 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:51,080 get up there and sing again and. I I think Moira really made that 453 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,760 episode honestly. She did. 454 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:59,560 Moira kept trying to have her way with Captain Haggis and it's 455 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,400 crazy to think. About the. 456 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,600 ZDS are already like 3 or 4 weeks away. 457 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,480 Oh yeah, we're. Nearly there. 458 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,160 Yeah, wow. Yeah. 459 00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:10,000 Dang Dang boy. It's been a year, it's been a 460 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,440 it's been a year. I mean, just to, just to see it 461 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,480 all and you know, granted we don't have a million and a half 462 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,080 listeners, but just to share with everybody that, you know, 463 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:25,360 our, our yearly Spotify Wrapped so that we would had a 237% 464 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,800 increase from last year, which is massive. 465 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,880 That's huge. What is that 2? 466 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:36,480 Well, so no, if we had four listeners and we gained four 467 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,120 more, that'd be 100%. That's true. 468 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:44,960 So if we had four listeners and we gained 8 more listeners, wow, 469 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,320 that would be basically. If we had four, we gained 9. 470 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,640 Yeah. So, but the, the, the the 2025 471 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:55,280 rising star says that I didn't see this the first time our 472 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,960 shows growth outpaced 91% of other shows. 473 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,920 I mean. Absolutely insane and the fact 474 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:10,120 that Kasma Inferno the session zero was listen to 149% more 475 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,960 than the average episode we put out. 476 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,720 I must have done really good then you must. 477 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,800 It was Svetlana the sex appeal. Yeah. 478 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,080 Yeah, it. Was also Caleb Big Wheel list. 479 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,960 That was the first episode of Caleb Big Wheel List. 480 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,080 I loved Kayla big wheel list that. 481 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,040 Was me. Well, that was me just being 482 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,160 chaotic, like I didn't know the character. 483 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,160 I didn't do anything. I just went nuts. 484 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,280 It's the season of Kayla. We did this year. 485 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:40,120 Yeah, yeah. What was that adult Caleb? 486 00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,280 Yeah, it was the start of adult Caleb. 487 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,600 Yeah. What session zero was Yeah, 488 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,840 yeah. He even did a good job with with 489 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,040 with Caleb aging. Like I felt like he really 490 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,080 embodied that. That's. 491 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:56,040 And I know we're not on the ZDS yet, but I even felt that was 492 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,760 good. I didn't think it could. 493 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,880 I think I did a better job like helping you guys flush your 494 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,880 characters out too. Yeah, yeah. 495 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,760 Well, and honestly, a really cool thing is that we're 496 00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:11,800 considered a marathon show, so people listen to US 95% more or 497 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,440 longer than they did other shows. 498 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:18,040 That means. That means that they stay around 499 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,520 longer than. That means they stayed around 500 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,400 longer. So essentially like clicking on 501 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,200 an episode and like listening to it for a couple of minutes, that 502 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:28,920 counts as like a listen, but for people to stick around for 95% 503 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,520 one more than they do for other shows like that's. 504 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,240 Wow. Thanks listeners. 505 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:40,320 And and not only like seriously, yeah, the rising star they 91% 506 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:44,480 of other shows we've grown more. That's, that's not like other 507 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:48,520 podcasts like us. That's like other shows, right? 508 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:52,960 It's like, it's like. Feel humble. 509 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 All right, listeners, spread it out there. 510 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,520 All right, let's let's grow bigger in 26. 511 00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,800 Let's see what happens in cheeks. 512 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,480 Listeners, I'm going to spread no. 513 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:05,960 No, no, no, Joey, Joey, I'm. Sorry, sorry, I took it too far. 514 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,360 I'm. Sorry, I didn't know where to go 515 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,040 with it. You know what, I think we got 516 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,920 Secret fans out there that have been listening to us for years 517 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,880 that have never said anything. Maybe, yeah. 518 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,600 Yeah, it's their guilty pleasure. 519 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,880 They're like, I can't believe it, like. 520 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:24,800 You you could for my race is nice dream in a dark corner. 521 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,120 For us to be a top 10 show for 25 people. 522 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,800 I mean. Yeah, and this is only Spotify. 523 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,760 This isn't the people that listen on Apple Podcasts like 524 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,440 me. I always. 525 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:40,200 Listen a lot on Apple Podcasts. And by the way, Lenny listens on 526 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,520 on Apple Podcasts, he doesn't listen on Spotify. 527 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,720 So those. Are a lot of Lenny those aren't 528 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,240 Lenny a lot of listeners yeah, on. 529 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:50,120 Spotify, but that do you, yeah. Listen on Spotify as well, but a 530 00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:54,320 lot of listeners, I would honestly say podcasts that 531 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,480 Spotify and Apple are split 5050. 532 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,880 So if you have growth in SPY or Apple, you're just looking at 533 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,240 one or the other. That may only be about 50%. 534 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,720 Yeah, maybe could be different. Yeah, but you got to throw. 535 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,200 You got to throw the Google. You got to throw the Google 536 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,840 Podcast platform. Google too, yeah. 537 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,160 Oh, I didn't even realize they had their own. 538 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,240 Prime has gotten pretty big in podcasts also. 539 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,560 I don't know how many people listen to Prime, but it's 540 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,320 another big one. I didn't know they had a podcast 541 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,120 thing. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's. 542 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,920 It's. It's free with your 543 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,520 subscription. It's yeah, the ones that I hear 544 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,200 rising up more and more. It's insane to think that we 545 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,000 have growth at all but that much growth. 546 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:36,240 Exactly right, I thought we just got on here every week and we're 547 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,640 just by ourselves and there's actually people listening on a 548 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,560 semi regular basis at least apparently like the whole 549 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,280 episode. Yeah, I want to see what the 550 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,520 stats are for listening to the Vietnam episode. 551 00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:51,720 Where? No doubt, no doubt. 552 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:59,720 I'm willing to bet if that is not our like the one, the 553 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:03,440 episode that made us have like such a spike in growth, it's got 554 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:07,280 to be in the top three. It'd be it'd be pretty crazy. 555 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:11,400 Yeah, you know, and and. Yeah, just goes to show that we 556 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,320 need to act more wild and pee on each other more. 557 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,560 Well, honestly, I don't think I, you know, I know, I, I feel like 558 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,320 I feel like most people. I hear it on a lot of podcasts 559 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,120 because I listen to a lot of different podcasts. 560 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:25,480 I just, I just ended up subscribing to the WI files here 561 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,160 this last week. I got a hold of them and I like 562 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,960 them. But like, most people are really 563 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,800 scared of being cancelled and saying something that that 564 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,280 upsets people. And while I don't want to say 565 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:42,280 things to upset people, I, if they're not upsetting me, yeah, 566 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,320 well, but if they're not upsetting to me, and I'm not 567 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,280 like, out here just, you know, spouting out, you know, racial 568 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,840 slurs, you know, which we don't do, you know what I mean? 569 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,480 I mean, like, we do a lot of other things. 570 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,280 I mean, we, I mean, there might be some folks out there and I 571 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,640 hope not. I hope it's not the case. 572 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:01,240 But I mean, there might be people in the LGBTQ community 573 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,520 that, you know, IA plus plus plus that get offended by some 574 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,440 of the things we say, talking derogatorily about, you know, 575 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,440 being gay and so forth. But like, we're just having fun. 576 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,080 We're not out here like out here trying to spit on people. 577 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,160 We're just having fun. Speaking of. 578 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:22,040 That I think it's really funny it is kind of off topic but I 579 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,160 like how you implemented like the the real Brad Ashley which 580 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:31,920 infers that Cletus, Marcus Wallace and Walter are all 581 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:35,960 socially inept enough to clock when someone's lying like that 582 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,640 he. Did say from the beginning when 583 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:47,960 he first made contact in the in the in the first season, he told 584 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,800 him, you know, he's like, I'm not actually Brad Ashley, I'm 585 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,680 actually James Merritt. And we found out later when 586 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,240 something like that. Yeah, it was, I think it was, I 587 00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,320 think it was like before you guys went to bleach breath 588 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,160 compound or something like that. I, I should listen back to the 589 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,440 first season because I don't even remember why you guys ended 590 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,120 up going to Bleach breath compound. 591 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,120 Oh, I think he walked into the that's what I think that's what 592 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,760 it was. He walked into there on the 593 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,960 where you guys were at, we Comiko drive. 594 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:21,080 But yeah. And then it became like instead 595 00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,120 of like 1 episode, it became like 3 or 4 episodes because you 596 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,320 guys wouldn't leave because you said you're a trap. 597 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,400 Yeah, that's really different. Yeah. 598 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,440 I'm looking forward to revisiting him for sure. 599 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:38,960 I do very excited. I mean, your boys can leave 600 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,560 whenever you want. I have a dream. 601 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,440 Guys, we're trapped here. Guys, we're trapped. 602 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,800 Oh, that was that was the bad. Idea clean as you. 603 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:54,640 You shouldn't have done that. He's going to be like the like 604 00:30:54,640 --> 00:31:01,160 the what's his name in oh Resident Evil 4A little rat boy 605 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,360 thing. Salazar. 606 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,160 Salazar, yeah. Yeah. 607 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,560 I played that, I remember that. I didn't play that guy thing. 608 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,600 Boy, it's a game you got to play. 609 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,640 It's. A good game at the movie. 610 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:14,880 It's a good game. Oh. 611 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,440 I see what you're talking about though, he does look like a 612 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,840 little rat. Yeah, I don't like it. 613 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,160 Salazar is a creep, man. If he's a if he's a villain, 614 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,880 then yeah, I would feel like he's definitely one to kill. 615 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:33,160 I'd crack it. I crack them. 616 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,280 Alcoholics and neck like giliacs are the same. 617 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,720 Over the head, right? Crack cold. 618 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,720 Ones. Oh man, never mind. 619 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,760 Wow, Tedder. Wow, nice. 620 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:49,840 Wow. Wow, wow, wow. 621 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,600 I. Hate it here. 622 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,800 I still like it here. I like you. 623 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,600 Oh, is that orange Sprite? Oh yeah, Tropic Sprite. 624 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:02,640 Traffic. I didn't know they didn't. 625 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,320 Go 0 flavor so. Cranberry Sprite season. 626 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:08,400 You got to like it. That's not bad. 627 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,920 I like anything cranberry anyway. 628 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,680 I love cranberry. Yeah, I'm waiting for my eggnog 629 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:17,360 Sprite to come out. I'm waiting for my Sprite 630 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,920 eggnog. Yeah. 631 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,360 Well, that sounds like something you should just make. 632 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,040 No, you take a gallon of eggnog and you take a 2 liter bottle of 633 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,800 Sprite and you just dump them in the same pot together. 634 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,120 What? What, what, what? 635 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,400 And then you drink. Boil. 636 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,360 Oh, you drink it all boil sitting. 637 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:40,560 Oh no, Oh no, that sounds like a that's something a tummy ache 638 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:41,960 waiting to happen. Have you seen those? 639 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,880 Have you seen the the Sprite challenges? 640 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,600 Oh you try and drink. You try and drink a 20 oz bottle 641 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,800 of Sprite without burping. Without burping, Yeah, I'd I've 642 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,360 never tried it. It seems like that would be 643 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,800 really tough. I've seen a few people do it. 644 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,960 Be funny. I, I mean, I mean like, you 645 00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,680 know, if like, like the family's over and you've, you know, we've 646 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,520 got sprites. I mean, I'm down. 647 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:08,000 Almost as funny as when Alex and I were as high as the moon. 648 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,440 But but if we're going to do the Sprite challenge and we're going 649 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,160 to do that, all that kind of stuff, then we got to crack open 650 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,400 the old one, the Chicago liqueur. 651 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,880 Me. I'm not drinking, I'm not you. 652 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,160 Said you said you would. I'll do it. 653 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:29,200 Aw, man. I just sent 2 videos that are in 654 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,240 the same vein. 1 is an actual Sprite challenge, the other one 655 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,120 is just the first. One I was talking about the 656 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,640 second one. That is veiny. 657 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:47,600 My tummy hurts. Oh my goodness, my tummy, the 658 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:53,840 little Mona. And then and then Satan just 659 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,760 leaves her body. I. 660 00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:02,040 Was going to say that Burp came from her soul I absolutely love. 661 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,199 I absolutely love sparkling water. 662 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,800 It's the greatest, really. Yeah, it's great. 663 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,719 I love it. I like it sometimes, yeah. 664 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,600 I. Don't like it because it makes 665 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,080 me hit my garage doors. Yeah, it makes you hit your crab 666 00:34:19,679 --> 00:34:23,600 store. It doesn't have any flavor. 667 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,360 You're getting the wrong stuff then. 668 00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:26,800 You're getting the wrong stuff then. 669 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,719 So if you get the brand Waterloo, it's a yeah, 670 00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,880 Waterloo's pretty good. Get Waterloo. 671 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,159 Get the Peach flavor. Definitely in Iowa, only flavor. 672 00:34:36,679 --> 00:34:38,840 No, it's not your local target. Go check it out. 673 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,400 What it's called Waterloo, that's a place in Iowa. 674 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,120 It's a place in France. Too. 675 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,280 It's a place in France. We. 676 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,679 Where the Olean died. Yeah, we, we. 677 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,719 They die, they're just lost the power. 678 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,280 Lose where they make the vampires. 679 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,240 All right, that's where he lost power. 680 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,080 Levi and where they make the vampires. 681 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,480 I think they make more than that there. 682 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,360 Math. Necrophiliacs. 683 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,120 Yeah, definitely something they make. 684 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,920 Math. Probably a lot of math. 685 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:12,280 The cops don't go there, I said. We raid Lehigh, we take it over. 686 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:16,480 Take the. Hill, we take it over like Kobe 687 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,680 Bryant. Style we just. 688 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,800 Run into Lehigh, we run into stuff, scream the F word. 689 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,200 Wait, which? F word Lehigh is scary. 690 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,480 I've been there. I spent some small amounts of 691 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,000 time there and it's just, it feels weird. 692 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,480 Lehigh feels like you stepped into an episode of The X-Files. 693 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,720 So my. I'm waiting for Alex's stories 694 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,960 writing about it. We can, we really cannot 695 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,760 overemphasize the creepiness. Yeah, disturb. 696 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,680 I love it. And if. 697 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,280 You're from Lehi? Guess what? 698 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,800 I don't even care about ostracizing. 699 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,480 Man, you're. Creeping man, what do? 700 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:04,160 Ostriches have to do with this. It is on site man on site. 701 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:10,160 If I see you from Lehi on site. My mom's a a sponsor was 702 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,560 actually from Lehigh. And I remember as a kid, we went 703 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:17,280 to go visit her and I just remember like, the amount of 704 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,440 like, creepiness just looking up that hill. 705 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,880 Yeah. Because it was night time and I 706 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,040 was like, that's not cool. There's a skinwalkers up there 707 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,480 in bed. Oh, I hope. 708 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,480 So I'm, I got to go back, then I'm gonna go back, right cover. 709 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,360 Me I need help there's. Naked. 710 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,640 Cover myself and mark that. Stuff every man for himself. 711 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,920 Because you see, normally, normally people want to coat 712 00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,760 themselves in like, you know, vegetable oil or some kind of 713 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:46,480 lard to cover up their scent and to make it harder for the, for 714 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,680 the, for them to grab. You see me, I cover myself in 715 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,600 marshmallow fluff. So when they grab me, they're 716 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,800 stuck to me. And guess what? 717 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,560 Then there's skinwalker. I'm not stuck with that 718 00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,880 skinwalker. That skinwalker. 719 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,640 I was going to say I cover myself in molasses. 720 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,840 Oh, that's good, too. That's good, too. 721 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,160 And then and then you're going to, you're going to be seeing a 722 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,400 really weird image out in the woods as I'm out there clapping 723 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:18,560 some really weird cheeks, man. Like, is that is that, is that 724 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,920 Danny and Jennifer Aniston? No. 725 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,240 No. It's Danny and Danny. 726 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:29,120 Danny. And Danny and Arnold 727 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:35,640 Schwarzenegger. Wait, is that Wait, is that 728 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:44,880 Danny and me? I'm here you. 729 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,200 Got to take out your 144P camera and record it. 730 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,520 Yeah. My iPhone too. 731 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,720 Yeah. You're clapping some some 732 00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:01,200 skinwalker cheeks. I've been you've been saving my 733 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,800 original flip phone with a camera for this specific. 734 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,320 I just carry my laptop webcam around everywhere and I. 735 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:15,760 Just turn it toward him. Hey chat, you guys see this? 736 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:21,680 Chat, you see this? I'm banging Dr. Disrespect. 737 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,400 It's like 2 frames per second. I know that mustache anywhere. 738 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,960 The only reason I turned into. It turned into. 739 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:37,040 Julian from Trailer Park Boys. It's reinders. 740 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,960 Texas sexy Julian. Only reason I bring up Doctor 741 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:48,640 Disrespect is because apparently that's Julian Mandy's favorite 742 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,480 streamer from the The Terror in Paradise. 743 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:58,080 Oh. Very topical it was. 744 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:01,480 On a month after. Yeah, yeah, something like that. 745 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,880 We we play on like memes of the current times here at the Main 746 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,360 Menu Podcast. It's one of the same that did 747 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,040 Billy and Mandy, wasn't it? Yeah. 748 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,760 And then you go back and you remember it. 749 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:13,680 You're like, Oh yeah, that was a. 750 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:17,680 Thing, yeah, we'll say like 6-7 and like, Oh yeah, that was bad. 751 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,440 That was back in 2025 when that was funny. 752 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,240 You have to do something like I just want a 69 year. 753 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,040 And that's timeless. Yeah, that's funny no matter how 754 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,880 old you are. Yeah, you were talking about 755 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:37,280 Dead Rain 1, Bob. And I remember a few podcasts 756 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:41,360 ago, we were talking about it and I misunderstood you because 757 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,600 I was talking about Dead Rain One and going back and 758 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,600 remastering it. And you were talking about 759 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,400 season one, season 1, and you said you wanted to do it. 760 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:52,240 But then I thought about it and I was like, I think I would like 761 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:54,440 that. Yeah, if if we all got together 762 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,800 and if we just did a season of the. 763 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,760 First season, yeah, the hospital. 764 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,200 Oh, the hospital. Yes, I've been talking about 765 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,760 this for years. But instead of me running it, it 766 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,520 would be Bob running it. OK, I'd do it. 767 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:10,000 So you'd keep the milestones like the the things that I. 768 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,680 Oh yeah, we have to. Yeah, we have. 769 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,280 To. Derek, we have to be in there. 770 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,760 Story. Beats and yeah what? 771 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,320 Derek. Not you. 772 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:20,960 A different Derek. Oh, wait, what's his name? 773 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,560 Oh. Even my dreams, Derek. 774 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,600 Dustin. Dustin Yeah, yeah, yeah. 775 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,240 I knew it was a demon. Yeah. 776 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,600 Dustin. Yeah, yeah. 777 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,080 Dustin, we have to be in there, which? 778 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,840 Is the reason why we're at the hospital. 779 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,600 The oxygen tank would have to be in there. 780 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,920 Yeah, it wouldn't blow up. Julio wouldn't be in there until 781 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,160 Steve, obviously. I need to know who my character 782 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,080 would be, Probably the. Gay truckers. 783 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,880 The gay truckers would have to be in there. 784 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,520 How? About the gay truckers. 785 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:54,480 Arguably one of the funniest points in in the in the Series 3 786 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,080 episode series. Yeah, it's it's episode 3 that 787 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,120 happens. Oh, is it? 788 00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,840 Yeah, it wasn't. I thought it was 2. 789 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,680 OK. Is meth making? 790 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,320 Yep. Yeah, you got, Yeah, you forgot 791 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,480 about. Yeah, I forgot about that. 792 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,240 Yeah, the meth. You got to have the meth making 793 00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:08,880 in there. L Poppy. 794 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,440 L poppy. L poppy. 795 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:15,560 Yeah, you got to have L Poppy. The daddy.