1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,840 The Main Menu podcast presents DAD under the table. 2 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,480 Where is everyone? Yeah, it's almost nine. 3 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,960 Yeah. Hope there wasn't a family 4 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:20,080 emergency or something. I hope not, unless we, I, I 5 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:23,520 don't think we could do a UTT just the both of us, could we? 6 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,320 Well, it's kind of what we're doing right now. 7 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,880 We could, but it would get real dicey real fast. 8 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:33,040 Yeah, we, if both of us are left together for yeah, if we're just 9 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:38,040 going to say. Favors would be exchanged. 10 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,440 Oh, like. Favors would be exchanged. 11 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,880 Great. Thing is optional the Oh yeah. 12 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,400 You know what you know. Some words are going to be 13 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,120 thrown around and all that. Yeah, yeah. 14 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:53,120 There's that too, the racial slurs and whatnot. 15 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:57,920 Yeah, and the homophobic stuff. The guys show up an hour late 16 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:02,600 and we're in blackface naked. And reenacting under. 17 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:09,320 This is what is he a comedian, is a black comedian or is he an 18 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:10,560 athlete? I don't know. 19 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:13,000 But he did whiteface at like a NASCAR event. 20 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:14,840 He filmed like a whole video for it. 21 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:18,600 He like was a redneck and you can't even barely tell people 22 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:21,080 are upset about it. I don't think they should be, 23 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,120 honestly. Oh, I know this guy. 24 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,200 Yeah, Drewski. Drewski. 25 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,000 Yeah, that's his name. What is he again? 26 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:31,600 He's a comedian comedian. Yeah, they did a whole thing 27 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:35,920 about it, yeah. He's so funny, I actually have a 28 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:40,880 bit with him at the end of one of my videos that I edited 1. 29 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:44,440 Of my. And I have a bit with him, green 30 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:48,040 screen at the back of it. It's pretty. 31 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,600 He's pretty funny kind. Of want to watch his stuff now? 32 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,160 Why? Because he did white face at 33 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,200 NASCAR. Kind of, yeah, kind of 34 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,840 interested in his career. Where are you headed? 35 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,600 Anyone who's offended that, like at that I feel like is 36 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:02,640 pretending you have no reason to be offended. 37 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:04,280 The reason to be offended in anything. 38 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,080 He's playing a character. I think it's hilarious. 39 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,639 I thought it was funny. People get offended too easy. 40 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:12,280 Because he looks exactly like a redneck and it's. 41 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:14,880 The heck yeah. I love the the video of the 42 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:18,640 Asian guy that opened his eyes up and says he's yeah and says 43 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,920 I'd like to use my credit card. Do you have anything non? 44 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,560 Dairy. Yeah, yeah. 45 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,160 Do you have anything non dairy? It's hilarious. 46 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:26,640 Yeah, it's all. Of it what? 47 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:28,520 What is there in that to be offended by? 48 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:30,800 I'm sorry, that's how a lot of white people act. 49 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,640 So what? Oh really cares? 50 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:35,480 I don't understand why that's something to be offended over 51 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:38,360 anyway. So, Joe, you asked how my week 52 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:42,240 was, and for some reason, just this just came up in mind for 53 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,560 some reason. Yeah. 54 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:49,040 So you know how I've had the workers comp thing going on with 55 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,440 when I injured my wrists? Oh yeah. 56 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,960 So that's still going on and they didn't put me on light 57 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,760 work. So it's like it's not getting 58 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,200 worse, but it's not getting better. 59 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:00,400 And yeah, put you. On light hours coming. 60 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:04,080 Well, the light they what they considered light work still made 61 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,240 me like pick up bags and like adjust them on like pallets and 62 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,000 stuff like that. But did you get? 63 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,360 A brace for your wrist or something? 64 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:14,600 Yeah, I have like these like elastic straps that like go 65 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,040 around my race, my wrist as a brace. 66 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,000 Other than that, not really anything. 67 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,160 They bought me something to sleep at night. 68 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,960 It has like that. It's it's you guys are going to 69 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,160 laugh because we're all guys. But it's called a cock splint. 70 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:32,280 I said funny word. You said funny word, it's a 71 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:38,160 medical term for Anyway, so I had I had I had an appointment 72 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,680 for it this past Wednesday and I was telling my doctor because 73 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,840 she said that she was really worried about the the what I 74 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,520 explained like the electricity running through my fingers 75 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,600 because you guys remember that you made a whole spiel about it 76 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:53,080 because that's still going on. I can't use utensils without 77 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,640 that going on. So this past month I've just 78 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,520 been buying stuff that I can eat with my hands. 79 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:03,480 And she ordered an EMGEBG something like that. 80 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,400 E MB. E kg. 81 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,760 No, that's for the heart. EMT. 82 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:15,000 I think, I think it's EMGEMG. It was a, it's a test to test my 83 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,519 nerves and whatever. Cuz she was like, you know, I, 84 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:18,160 I, I think you have carpal tunnel. 85 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:23,520 HG sounds about right. And so I leave the doctor's 86 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:29,240 office at 1:15 PM. At 1:15 PM is when I left the 87 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,000 doctor's office. Got to work at 1:30-ish, 88 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,560 somewhere around there, 2O clock break happened. 89 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,160 That's 15 minutes right after 2O clock break happened. 90 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:41,320 They, the, the neurology department that was supposed to 91 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,440 do this test called my boss and said that they declined it 92 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,080 because it's not justified or justifiable. 93 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,680 And I, and I think they're wondering how can you, how can 94 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:54,440 you say is unjustifiable if you haven't even like given it a day 95 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:57,600 to look at my chart or even do the test in general? 96 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,440 This is workers comp. It wasn't workers comp that said 97 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:04,080 no, it was the department that was going to run the test said 98 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,160 no. Yeah. 99 00:05:05,800 --> 00:05:08,120 Probably because somebody from Worker's comp got a hold of 100 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,520 them. Within that hour. 101 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:13,680 They're filibustering you. Oh, oh, science, that. 102 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,800 That's just nasty. To stop showing up to work. 103 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:19,280 Yeah, at that, at that point, Work said. 104 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:24,280 Well, they they said no, so we're going to put you back on 105 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:25,960 what you were doing. I'm like, come on. 106 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:29,240 OK, screw my my physical well-being then. 107 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:30,280 Right. Yeah. 108 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,520 So with it, so then you're. Just going to keel. 109 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,480 Over. Yeah, they're honestly probably 110 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,400 just trying to make you push past the issue in case you're 111 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,720 faking or, you know, whatever myriad of reasons they have. 112 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,320 Nobody wants to pay out workers comp. 113 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,200 They have the insurance and everything, but it's it's 114 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,360 generally it's a really anybody that tries to mess with it has. 115 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:51,000 I had a really hard time when I hurt my back at work. 116 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:55,680 I saw the company doctor and a doctor at the hospital that they 117 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,560 told me to go to both doctors. Like I was in so much pain. 118 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,840 I was, I was crying like not, not all the time, but you know, 119 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,360 it would make me want to throw up and everything. 120 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,680 And everybody just wanted to give me a bunch of ibuprofen and 121 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,000 send me on my way. And nobody had tell me what was 122 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:10,920 wrong. Yeah. 123 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,520 So when I went to a chiropractor, he took a look at 124 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,280 my back and he's like, well, here's your problem. 125 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,160 I can help you. It's going to take like 3 weeks. 126 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,360 You have a choice. At least in Illinois, you have 127 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:23,840 the choice. I'm sure you do here too, to see 128 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:27,520 22 doctors of your choice and they're going to try and dictate 129 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,760 everything to you. You have to figure out exactly 130 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,840 what your rights are because they're not going to give them 131 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:34,400 to you because it means that they have to pay for it. 132 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,000 If you have the surgery or anything, because that's the 133 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,920 only way to fix carpal tunnel. They have to pay for it and 134 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,920 they're not going to want to. So that's, that's more than 135 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:46,680 likely, you know. Yeah, they, they, well they 136 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:51,000 allowed me to choose my primary physician to be the one that 137 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,200 like looks me over and all that so. 138 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,520 Yeah, but they don't want to. They don't want to pay out if 139 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:56,680 they don't have to. Right. 140 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,920 Are you talking about the doctors or the workers comp? 141 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:02,080 Workers comp and IT and essentially the company you work 142 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,400 for. Well, like I, well, like I said, 143 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:08,040 the IT wasn't workers comp that declined the the test. 144 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:12,160 It was the neurology department itself for the doctors. 145 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,200 So I don't know. Yeah. 146 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,120 I don't either. Where where? 147 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,640 Where was the Where was it at? What hospital? 148 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:22,360 I went to McFarland Clinic in West City because that's where I 149 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:29,480 always go conspiracy. Do you have insurance of your 150 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,240 own? Yeah, if you need it, if you 151 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:33,200 need something done. Yeah, I have. 152 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,960 I have insurance through my work, Yeah. 153 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,120 I wonder if you can't just go in there and just get it taken care 154 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:40,840 of and then be like, I needed this, sorry. 155 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:45,120 So another part of the problem, which is a lot of times workers 156 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,640 comp doesn't want to pay the doctors. 157 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,320 So that's why they don't, I don't think they did. 158 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,400 Most doctors don't like to deal with workers comp. 159 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,720 It's it's a huge pain in the neck. 160 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,280 And not only that, with my insurance I I do have to pay out 161 00:07:55,280 --> 00:08:01,920 a little bit for surgery and since I'm out of PTO they I 162 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,120 probably won't be able to get that much time off regardless if 163 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,240 I had surgery or not. So you would. 164 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,960 Even if I had the surgery, I should say. 165 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:12,400 Yeah, if you had. Surgery, I think generally the 166 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,440 time you're out of work is generally 6 weeks. 167 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,720 Yeah, that's why my doctor said it would be a it would be a six 168 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:20,960 week. Recovery and you go on short 169 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:25,000 term disability, you get like I think it's right around 60 some 170 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,960 percent of your pay, no. It's terrible, is it? 171 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,360 Don't do it. Not even worth it. 172 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:34,320 So when I, when I had my appendix removed, I was off work 173 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:38,200 for like a week and a half and I had short term disability, but I 174 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,799 had to like fill out a mountain of paperwork and fight and blah, 175 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:45,640 blah, blah and everything else to get like $180. 176 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,560 Oh geez. It was absolutely ridiculous. 177 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,360 And I got the check and I was like, This is why. 178 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,200 Why did I? If you guys would have told me 179 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:57,880 you're only paying me $180, I wouldn't have done anything. 180 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:01,680 It's generally anytime you have any issue like this, it's a huge 181 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:05,720 pain that especially if it's work related, if it's if it's 182 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,480 almost better to just say no, no, no, this didn't happen to 183 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,920 work. There's a lot of reasons behind 184 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,880 it. I've seen people fake back 185 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:16,920 injuries before and be out for over a year, you know, come back 186 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,880 to work for a little while, fake another back injury. 187 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,120 So. Which is sad because they 188 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,120 usually get pushed through faster too. 189 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,080 A lot of time. It's like the person who's doing 190 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,880 it right, they have to jump through a Bay and hoops persons 191 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:32,680 like ow, ow, my back, my back. It's like, well, we see you dead 192 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:36,240 lifting 400 lbs the next day. How bad could your back actually 193 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,440 be? Well, if you're doing deadlifts 194 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:41,240 correctly, it should only use your legs. 195 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,320 Not true? No, Sir. 196 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,600 It's not. It's not true, you know. 197 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:48,040 I know, I know. I know anybody who says anybody. 198 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,800 Anybody who says that does not know where they're talking 199 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,200 about. I don't care how many degrees 200 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,720 they have. No, your back doesn't get used. 201 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,320 Your back how? Your legs are taking the brunt 202 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,440 of it. Obviously you're not lifting 400 203 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,880 lbs with just your low back. You'll kill yourself. 204 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:06,240 I've seen guys pop discs mid gym trying to do that stuff. 205 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,680 But your lower back still helps you with deadlifts. 206 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:12,360 In fact, that's as weird as it sounds. 207 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:17,600 I I I deal with a lot of chronic pain constantly because of my 208 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,680 dwarfism and dead lifting helps me with that. 209 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,840 Chronic dead lifting properly helps my It helps me with my 210 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,400 lower back problems and all of. That I wouldn't have. 211 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,080 I have chronic, so I smoke. Chronic. 212 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,520 Yeah, I got. A smoke chronic for it to make 213 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:37,680 probably. Oh, I got a funny story for 214 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,600 everybody. Oh, I, I told. 215 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,960 Real quick before you start your story, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 216 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,720 How's my mic? How's my mic sound? 217 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,720 Wonderful. Yeah, it sounds good, really 218 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,000 good. Better than normal. 219 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 I got a new pair of headphones so. 220 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,520 That a boy. Yeah, I got a nice pair of 221 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,760 headphones on sale too, because, you know, I'm cheap. 222 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,720 Cheap it. Sounds like you're sitting right 223 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,080 next to me. You're not, though. 224 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,840 Yeah. Oh yeah, I wish you got. 225 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,080 These babies. Under 2. 226 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,200 Yeah. So, alright, I apologize, Danny, 227 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,640 go ahead and continue with your. Story A leopard thong too. 228 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,640 Very tasteful. It's called a leotard. 229 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,480 Slightly turned on, but not like aggressively. 230 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,400 Leotard. What is it? 231 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,240 Leotard. It's not. 232 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,200 It's just. Something I want to RIP off a 233 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,400 little. Bit sides up my cheeks a little 234 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,200 bit. Yeah, a little bit. 235 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,120 Anyway, Bob's got to. Clean. 236 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:35,200 Oh, my fault. I made it so so leotard is is 237 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:38,600 it's part Leonard and part that other word that I'm not you 238 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,920 guys. Told me I'm not supposed to say. 239 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:46,480 Anymore. I always love it when they when 240 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,720 maintenance at work says they have to retard a motor. 241 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:52,200 Yeah, that's you got. You got to do a motor. 242 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:57,640 You mean restart it? I said what I said. 243 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:04,480 I think it's funny when they say they have to re tear a a a scale 244 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,680 at work. Yeah. 245 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,160 Tear. Yeah, it was retail different. 246 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:16,160 Yeah, I posted a memes of a platter of pizza bites Pizza 247 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,200 bagels. Yep, Yep. 248 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,360 And the question is, which one are you picking first? 249 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:25,400 The bottom one. I will post the result in Inger 250 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,920 so you can see what exactly picture we're looking at. 251 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,040 There's like 24 pizza bites here. 252 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,640 Pizza bagels. And looks the tastiest. 10. 253 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,240 I want to hear the funny story that Danny has for. 254 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,200 Us. I do too, yeah. 255 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,320 Me too, Yeah, sorry, interrupted. 256 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,760 But 10/10. People pick 10. 257 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:44,520 That's the burnt one. Like the crisp on the cheese. 258 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:45,560 Yeah. Yeah. 259 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,440 Yeah. Conversely, you're going with 260 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,120 with 20. OK, It's got all that cheese on 261 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:54,440 it. I'm going with 23. 21. 2123. 262 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,320 More. Get the. 263 00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:01,400 Worst, there's nothing on it. You pick. 264 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,840 Five, you're diabolical. Get the worst one out of the 265 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,240 way. Right. 266 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,040 Get the worst. One out of the way because the 267 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,520 kids aren't getting Boy, I have done. 268 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:13,000 That yeah, get. The one out of the way that 269 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,440 you're like, this is not going to like, I don't want this to be 270 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,000 the last case I have of these pizza bagels, otherwise it's 271 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,840 going to ruin the thought of pizza bagel man, I will. 272 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:24,440 Enjoy this first. #3 and 23 get thrown away or they get 273 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:28,080 something added to it. That's just way too much bagel. 274 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,600 And I would eat. I would eat either 2010 or 12 275 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,440 first, more than likely 12 or 10 because it's on the outside. 276 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,520 I'm I'm too cheap to to throw away stuff. 277 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,360 Oh, you work from the outside in? 278 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,200 Yeah, yeah, because I don't want to get anything on my fingers 279 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,560 and make them messy. Yeah, I would. 280 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,960 You could. Add something to the three and 281 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,080 23, like cheese or something. I wouldn't add anything. 282 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,800 I could never. So anyway, the funny story. 283 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,240 Yes, yeah. Funny story. 284 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,080 I I told Dad this to write it today, but I'll go over with 285 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,960 everybody. So this week I was contacted by 286 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:12,720 a recruiter on Indeed because on my resume I have it that I host 287 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,520 and produce a podcast and have for, you know, eight years. 288 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:20,280 Yeah. And so they, they contacted me 289 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,080 and they're like, hey, we're this philanthropy group, blah 290 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,600 blah blah. And we're looking for somebody 291 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:28,640 to host and produce a podcast once a week and we pay, you 292 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,240 know, $400.00 an episode and blah blah blah, all this. 293 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,480 And that was like, cool. Like that's awesome. 294 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:37,640 Can I get in on that action? What did? 295 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,280 You ask was like, what is your podcast about? 296 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,800 Like, you know, like, is this something that like I, I'm 297 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,680 knowledgeable in? Like am I the right candidate? 298 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,760 Like I don't want to apply for something like like they're 299 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,600 asking me to send like an audition tape, like all this 300 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,960 other kind of stuff. Like I don't want to go through 301 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,160 this effort if I'm not. Even just send them a UTT. 302 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,680 That'll definitely get you the job. 303 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:04,080 What is what is your podcast about and what like what, what 304 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,520 would I have to like talk about like Woolworths philanthropy 305 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,920 group. So we would like you for you to 306 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,120 talk about like, you know, philanthropy and like the 307 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:14,680 benefits of it and things like that, primarily around like 308 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,080 women's equality and woman's rights. 309 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:25,080 So my response back with you, have you listened to an episode 310 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:29,960 of the podcasts that I do? The recruiter replied back, no, 311 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,160 But we've seen that you've done it for eight years, and that's a 312 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,400 lot of commitment. And we know that you must have 313 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,480 some kind of audience and blah, blah, blah, like, oh, it's 314 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:40,080 nothing cool and I appreciate you thinking of me, but listen 315 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:44,560 to an episode and tell me about. And I still have yet to get a 316 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,360 response back. So I don't think I'm getting 317 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:46,920 that. Job. 318 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,400 You never know that it might just be like a business day type 319 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,720 of thing that might message you on Monday. 320 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,000 Here's my question. Oh man, he mentioned this. 321 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:03,200 If I take, if I take a job with him and I prove financially that 322 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:07,120 the world works in a way where the more you give, the more you 323 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:12,600 get, as in sports or movies or any other type of job where they 324 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:17,840 quote UN quote pay women less. And I prove scientifically that 325 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,800 it's not necessarily an equality problem. 326 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,120 It's a, you are not bringing enough in to get paid more. 327 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:28,000 But this person, whether they're a man or a woman, is that's not 328 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,520 a, that's not unequal. That's just business. 329 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,000 Welcome to it. You think they would let me 330 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,960 continue the broadcast? I think that would be my last 331 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:36,400 episode. I. 332 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,600 Think they pay your 300 four $100 and tell you to leave? 333 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,120 Yeah, it's been facts. Excuse me, Sir. 334 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,760 We don't want facts. We want you to tell us why women 335 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,440 should unfairly get more money in the workplace. 336 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:52,400 Every place I've ever worked, the women made as much as I did. 337 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,840 So. Yeah, same. 338 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,680 I work in a strip club and. I don't I don't see the problem. 339 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,880 I work in a strip club, they get paid OK. 340 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,080 We're my quality. Yeah, I work in the porn. 341 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:06,040 Industry and we don't need a lot more. 342 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:09,079 I mean I can be despite me being in more videos than them. 343 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,200 Yeah, I. Know my next one shot character 344 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,760 when we do zombies in the strip club. 345 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:14,880 It's all because I don't want to do the gay stuff. 346 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,760 I know that. That's where the money is, 347 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,319 though. You got you got to do the weird 348 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:21,280 crap because that's where the money is. 349 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,480 That's true though, that's why I have no money. 350 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,040 I'm not willing to do the weird crap. 351 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:30,880 What does that mean for me then? I do you for free. 352 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,800 Oh, OK. Heck yeah. 353 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:37,800 Wait, I've been paying Alex $200 every time we did it. 354 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,520 Dang. That's all. 355 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,000 What is this? Where's my equality? 356 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:48,800 Where's my equality? But not that that, that, well, I 357 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,720 don't I, I really don't think we are the right fit for that. 358 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,560 Not at all. No, not at all. 359 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,640 However, I I would I would suggest to them. 360 00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,880 Maybe, you know, so I I've never been a philanthropist. 361 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,720 A philanthropist. I'll say it right. 362 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,840 Philanthropist. However you need to be able to 363 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,240 say it. Yeah, I've always. 364 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,080 Wondered. You didn't. 365 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,120 Even say it, you're going to have to give me a lot of money 366 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,840 so I can learn what it means to be a philanthropist. 367 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,040 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, philanthropy. 368 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,840 I'll give all the women around me the equal, equal amounts of 369 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,280 money. And there's the equality. 370 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,000 I'll hate them just as well. There's no women on this podcast 371 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,520 though. There has been. 372 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,240 There has been, yeah. Yeah. 373 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,440 The the real question is, OK, So what are you bringing that 374 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,560 brings us more listeners? Obviously, if you're the reason 375 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,520 we're getting more, I am not the reason that we are getting more 376 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,160 listeners. You know what that means? 377 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,640 If we ever get paid for this, I'll probably get paid less. 378 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,320 You know what? That's OK, guys. 379 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,560 Who's? The reason we're getting less 380 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,520 listeners? That's me. 381 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,880 I don't know. Probably me wicked. 382 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:52,880 Everyone raises it a wicked. So all right, let's be honest 383 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,680 here, Alex, You're the sex appeal, OK? 384 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,080 You're the only thing that's going to bring women to. 385 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:59,640 Agreed. But the problem with that is we 386 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,680 are a audio only podcast and I like. 387 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:06,440 Well that we need to get pictures of you online so. 388 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,160 Alex, I've been selling pictures. 389 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,640 There's plenty of pictures of me on the anger doing. 390 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:14,200 The you know, get options that just took of you. 391 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:18,040 I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting banked tonight. 392 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,840 I'm telling you, I've already put several. 393 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:24,080 Bob has an only fan set up for me where he sells pictures of 394 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,080 me. Yeah. 395 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,120 For. Years, I'm the top zero, 1%. 396 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:33,400 I'm at the top like 1% of only fans right now. 397 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,280 It's like. Alex, you're our our gateway 398 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,320 into East Asia, so. Yeah. 399 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:44,440 Yeah, I don't, I, I don't know we did that Vietnam one and the 400 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,600 dead rain three with the China, China thing. 401 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,560 Hey, no, there's nothing wrong with Dead Rain 3 in China, OK? 402 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,240 There was some stuff wrong. There was some stuff wrong. 403 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:59,240 It was based off of somebody we knew, everybody. 404 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,680 That's in every Chinese movie. Oh wait, Nope, I pray. 405 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:06,360 It was based, yeah, it was based off of who flung Chao. 406 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:10,520 I did. From patch to pirate You guys 407 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,520 ever listen to patch to? Pirate well, Fung. 408 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,560 Chao. Yeah, he was. 409 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,920 He was the camp cook. It was flung poo. 410 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:22,280 It was, I think Pat. It wasn't goes to camp, but it 411 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,240 was the IT was. The I think I like long duck 412 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:31,600 Dong better. Forgot about that long duck 413 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,240 Dong. He has a long boy. 414 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,720 We were definitely not being philanthropized. 415 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:41,720 Yeah, we're, we're the opposite of philanthropy, whatever that 416 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,840 is, whatever that means. We we give back. 417 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,160 We we would get back if we had money. 418 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,000 I would got. Money off of it. 419 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,480 A little bit of shatter. Why is it that? 420 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,720 Here's my question. Why is it that there are 421 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,800 comedians out there who are so unabashedly like, I'll say 422 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,600 whatever I want and they do, which is fine, it's comedy, it's 423 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,560 funny, I'm fine with it. But when we do it, we're 424 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,520 cancelled. Like we're just making a joke. 425 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,480 We're not serious because we haven't been canceled, but we 426 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,480 don't have any listeners to cancel us. 427 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,360 Well, that was because they haven't heard us. 428 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,320 We have listeners. Enough. 429 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,720 Yeah, like 4 Thank you to the four listeners. 430 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,560 I appreciate y'all we. Got 40 some people that follow 431 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:22,560 us really follow or going to click follow on Spotify and who 432 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:24,120 knows how many of the Apple podcasts. 433 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,880 I know our, I know our Apple. They. 434 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,840 Have not unfollowed us yet. We haven't lost followers, not 435 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,880 for a long, long time. We've only gained followers. 436 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,840 I feel like yeah. You said that our listener based 437 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:40,560 on Apple podcast was much larger than Spotify, right? 438 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,280 It is. Yeah. 439 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,240 To be fair. Apple is the rage right now. 440 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,600 So here's what it is. I like it. 441 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,960 I think we need to market ourselves to particular groups. 442 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:53,160 OK, agreed. So like Larry's leg, we market 443 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,840 that towards the amputees. Our our view. 444 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,600 Market that towards white supremacist group. 445 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,320 The touchstones of society. Yeah. 446 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,720 You know. OK. 447 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,120 And then Vietnam, we marked it to all of Asia. 448 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,560 Yeah. So I, I think we just need to 449 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,960 market ourselves particularly, you know. 450 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,400 Yeah. Yeah, like Alex, we can market 451 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,360 him to the women in the Eastern Asians. 452 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,680 The women. OK. 453 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,760 Yeah. Joe, you're kind of twinkish, so 454 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:27,160 we can market you to the gays. All right, that's. 455 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:31,040 Fair. On the twinkish all right. 456 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,640 You know what? 20 dollars, $20. 457 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,080 Ever since we lost man, we lost bear. 458 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:36,600 Whoa. Whoa. 459 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,280 Sam was our fanboy. Hold on though. 460 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:43,160 Hold on though, because Joe is marketed to that side, he's 461 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,320 going to attract the more masculine gaze. 462 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,520 Danny is on the bear side, so he's going to attract the 463 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,280 twinks. We're getting both sides of the 464 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,400 gay spectrum, so. Myself. 465 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,920 I get the Cougars. Of the magnet. 466 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,080 You get the. Cougars and the dead Cougars. 467 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,280 You can get the blue collar vote. 468 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,920 All right, that's better. Yeah. 469 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,080 The intellectuals and the hard workers. 470 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,840 Yeah, yeah. No, no. 471 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,480 Wins that have had enough height but. 472 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,680 He bobbed it the the the the blue collar girl is. 473 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,920 The actual society. You're a girl is a blue collar. 474 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,680 They're blue collar girls and they will listen to our podcast 475 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,640 just to spite the men who do better in the workplace and make 476 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:25,080 more money than them and so on and so forth and whatever 477 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,720 they're. Look at Roseanne. 478 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,680 Roseanne would listen to our podcast. 479 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,280 No thanks. She might. 480 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,040 She would. I, I don't know. 481 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:33,720 I'm fine with that. I. 482 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,320 Don't know who does Roseanne is, but I'm interested I. 483 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,680 Wouldn't mind meeting her someday. 484 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,960 She's old, so she's up Cheddar's alley. 485 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,160 Yeah, sick. Actually, you're getting out of 486 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,920 the Cougar territory and getting into the Mellencamp Territory 487 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,640 territory at that point. Mellencamp. 488 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,680 Yeah. Baby. 489 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,480 Yeah, when a woman's older than a cougar, she's a Mellencamp. 490 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,840 Oh, I thought she was a bummer. I thought we I thought we coined 491 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,720 the term Saber tooth. Oh yeah, that's right. 492 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,920 I. Like that 10 dude. 493 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,600 Wait, my bad. Sincerely believe that. 494 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,480 I'm not a cougar, I'm a Saber tooth. 495 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,400 Yeah. I think she's only like 60 496 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,720 something really. She's got to be older than that 497 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,520 getting cancelled. She was 30 in the 80s. 498 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:21,800 Yeah, she was cancelled. Yeah, but in the New York 72, 499 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,120 yeah, Wow. Attractive. 500 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,160 She's older than me. Not me though. 501 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,320 She she got cancelled. She got cancelled because she 502 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:34,520 became, for some reason, out of nowhere, she became a staunch 503 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,560 Trump supporter. Well, no, she got killed. 504 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,240 She got cancelled because she made some very wildly racist 505 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:45,920 comments. She it was almost honestly. 506 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,440 I will say this because I've heard like interviews after that 507 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,480 from her after she apologized and everything. 508 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,560 She seems like a pretty normal person after that. 509 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,880 I'm pretty sure she had a mental breakdown and I'm not saying 510 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,240 what she said was right. I'm not excusing anything she 511 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,240 said by no means. It was really bad what she said, 512 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,320 but I honestly, it's like a breakdown. 513 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:08,320 And then she followed up with that that breakdown with her on 514 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,040 other races. She said. 515 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,320 The hard guys talking about. Who you guys talking about? 516 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:13,760 Roseanne. Roseanne. 517 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,160 Barr. Is she really that I? 518 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,880 Did is it BAR anymore? She's not married to Arnold Barr 519 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,720 anymore, right? I don't know, she might. 520 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,520 Have called her or something maybe? 521 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:25,280 No, it was Arnold LG. Well, was it Barr before she 522 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,760 married Arnold? No, it was. 523 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:30,400 Dan, it was Dan, guys. Yeah, no, it was Arnold. 524 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,840 Dang it, just had it in my head. Tom Arnold, Trailer Park Boys. 525 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,560 Do you mean Tom Arnold? Yeah, Tom Arnold, that's it. 526 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,520 Yeah, ma'am. He wasn't on he. 527 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,840 Didn't change your last name. Yeah, couple, couple episodes. 528 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,040 Yeah. He was on this, the 10th season 529 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:49,160 where Snoop Dogg came in. He came in with Snoop Dogg. 530 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,400 Oh. I love Tom Arnold. 531 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,240 He he's from I. Tried to He's from Iowa. 532 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:58,640 He tried to sleep with Lucy. Well, he said he wasn't. 533 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:02,040 He paid $10,000 and they went to the motel. 534 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,920 And he's like, look, I just wanted the full Ricky 535 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:04,840 experience. We don't. 536 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,400 I don't really want to sleep with you. 537 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,960 We don't have to do this, you know? 538 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,760 And so they didn't. But yeah. 539 00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,440 She's been married three times. Yeah. 540 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,600 Roseanne Barr? Yeah. 541 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,560 Yeah. I'm pretty sure she was married 542 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,240 when she started the Roseanne show, then left her husband for 543 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,240 Tom Arnold, and then. Yeah, I think so. 544 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,400 So on, so forth. So fame does weird things to 545 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,200 people. Ask Joe He. 546 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,920 Knows I'm let I'm letting they go to my head so. 547 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,040 I mean, women's rights podcasts are calling you up so. 548 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,160 It may be. True, that means that means 549 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,440 we're doing something right somewhere. 550 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,600 Well then nobody listens to our podcast. 551 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,080 Dan, that movement for you looks very familiar. 552 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,800 Yeah, you liked it? Don't. 553 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:52,040 You, I do, got to build. That's what you're doing to me. 554 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,800 What was it last night or the night before? 555 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,200 Yanking on it, Not yanking. Yanking. 556 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,920 My yeah, my head was back, my eyes were rolling, my tongue was 557 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:00,920 hanging out. It was a good time. 558 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,880 He's got exercise equipment. Why do you think my arms are so? 559 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,840 My arms are so jacked, guys, because I put weights. 560 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:14,280 I put weight weighted wristbands on my hand. 561 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,560 And I just straight up York it. Yeah, we're definitely not good 562 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,160 technique on a women's rights podcast. 563 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,440 Good. Thanks guys. 564 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,080 My job opportunities are gone now. 565 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,560 Do beef there. We are not anti women. 566 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:28,760 We are very much pro women, right? 567 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,720 More women in the workplace. I'm here for it. 568 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,720 They happen to be right more of the time, actually. 569 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,920 So there you go. Yeah, my my boss is a woman, and 570 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,360 she's right more often than I am. 571 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:42,160 Women's rights Women are right. Yeah, you know, we're all kind 572 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,560 of women deep down. No, I've heard. 573 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,240 That or. Was it gay or was it gay? 574 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,160 Everyone's a little bit gay sometimes. 575 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,360 I've called a vagina between the legs. 576 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:57,440 I think I've heard gay I I I, but I think it's because, you 577 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,680 know, you're around people you're comfortable with, so it 578 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,200 comes out more. Much better, yeah. 579 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,560 Yeah, I like men. I'm pretty homosexual, yeah. 580 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,680 I'm homie. I I can be. 581 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,240 In a I'm not quite there. I am homosexual. 582 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,200 Homosexual. There you go, I like. 583 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,400 What I what I do with the homies stays with the homies, but 584 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,880 outside of that friend group, I ain't looking at a man. 585 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,520 You remember the time where someone was like, yeah, 586 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:28,320 statistically, one in five friends is gay? 587 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,120 And then everyone was, like, making, like, connecting the 588 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,600 dots. And I was immediately just like, 589 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,080 yeah, guys, it's me. I'm gay, Yeah. 590 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,880 Guys, I'm gay. Nice. 591 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,760 I'm a homosexual. I was listening, I was listening 592 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:48,160 to Chasm and they might did a bit of that too, because you 593 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,400 were like, yeah, there's there's there's Sergei. 594 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:57,800 No, I'm not gay. Yeah, yeah, there's two soldiers 595 00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,800 and father love and then there's me. 596 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:07,960 Wait, I'm not gay? Oh wow, that was really racist. 597 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,640 But she said. Yes, yes, it is very racist. 598 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:12,720 What? Did she say? 599 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,440 Say it on the air you got. Careful, we're being racist. 600 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,880 Can we not even say it on the air? 601 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,920 Is it that bad? No, So she what the So they 602 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,160 describe what she said that she called Valerie Jarrett. 603 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,560 She called, Yeah, Valerie Jarrett, which was an advisor to 604 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,600 President Obama as a child of the Muslim Brotherhood and 605 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,080 Planet of the Apes. So she what she did was she she 606 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,800 equated her with Yeah, and they. Yeah, that's pretty great. 607 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,480 See how that wait, oh, wait a second. 608 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,240 Hold on. Is it because the color of her 609 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,440 skin or because she's uncivilized? 610 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,840 I don't know. This woman from Adam, she might 611 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,880 be uncivilized. I don't know, I. 612 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,600 Don't know the. Color of the Oh, OK, that's 613 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,440 wrong. If she's uncivilized, then yeah, 614 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,560 OK, but. Color of the skin a lot. 615 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,920 Yeah, she apologized. A lot of times. 616 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,800 Guys, I'm like really sorry. Which really got me because my 617 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,200 thinking is probably she probably, she probably didn't 618 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:08,080 have any Mountain Dew with the Ambien or she did and it caused 619 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,920 her. Calls her it out. 620 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,840 Yeah, could have. It could have. 621 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,680 It's like Agus. Come on guys, you can't come. 622 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:15,520 Ambien. Your mountain. 623 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,680 You. Can't live in the highlight. 624 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,200 Yeah, we'll go find Teddy Ruxpin and have a real party. 625 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,240 Teddy. Ruxton, we passed. 626 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,320 We passed down the Teddy Ruxpin mystery to Derek. 627 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:31,080 Felt like that was he was tweaking mid episode. 628 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,880 He was like, he was like, wait a second, nobody's going to cover 629 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,680 who this Teddy Ruxpin thing is. We all keep going just like 630 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,080 nothing ever happened. He's like, I still don't know 631 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,360 who Teddy Ruxpin is. Like he wasn't as he wasn't as 632 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,320 crazy about it as we were, but he was really funny. 633 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,720 He was just like, I guess we're just skimming over the whoever 634 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,800 Teddy Ruxpin is. Whatever. 635 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,440 OK. And I was just like this. 636 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:54,200 And it just kept coming up and it, it made me lose my crap 637 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,480 because I was like, I, I don't wanna look this up. 638 00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:02,000 I want someone to, I wonder, genuinely explain what this is 639 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000 to me. No one. 640 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,600 What is season 2? I guess it's just a bit. 641 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:10,280 I'll go with that I guess. It was healing. 642 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,680 For me, it was season. It was season 2, dude, Cheddar, 643 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,280 you got to go back and listen to Season 2. 644 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,120 You got to go back and listen now, because then you'll hear us 645 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,920 lose. Yeah, you'll talk about it. 646 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,600 We're like, wait, who's Teddy Ruxpin? 647 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,480 Do we trust him? Do we not? 648 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,360 Who are you talking about? And he pulls out this teddy bear 649 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,640 at the end. We're all like, wait, it's a, 650 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,920 it's a teddy bear. Yeah, yeah. 651 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,000 Then we got made fun of for not knowing what it is. 652 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,360 That's. Not. 653 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:38,640 Even though it was a thing 20 years before I was born. 654 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,720 Oh, stop it. I mean, it might have been, but 655 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,120 you know, I'm not. I know a lot of old things, but 656 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,720 I was never really into teddy bears, you know, I'm, I was a 657 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,720 man, so. I just think it was really funny 658 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,320 throughout the Cowboys. You Joe, you made that like a 659 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,680 reoccurring bit. It was pretty funny. 660 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,840 Just like it was in season 2. It was a lot of good callbacks. 661 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,720 I've seen a crazy man named Teddy Ruxpin running, running 662 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:09,680 through town. You get to meet him. 663 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,680 The real Teddy Ruxpin in Season 2. 664 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,720 The man that Teddy bear was based off of. 665 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:22,600 Do you mean do you mean act three or Cowboys? 666 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,320 Yes and yes. Yes and yes. 667 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,200 Yes. And Act 3 yes. 668 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,400 Yeah, we've been. Looking forward to Star Wars 669 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,360 again. There he is. 670 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,240 Teddy rocks. That's what he looks like. 671 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:36,920 He's. Hugging me. 672 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,080 Frightening. He's hugging. 673 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,400 Me dude. Frightening. 674 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,120 Is that like your generation's Furby? 675 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,200 Oh yeah. So he was, he was the first. 676 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,200 He was the 1st like you know, doll, if you will, that could 677 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,400 talk and answer you. There was, there was. 678 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,720 There was I saw a movie with a teddy a little like a. 679 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,280 Destroyed. Teddy rugs been. 680 00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:02,920 In it recently what? I mean, I'm Jewish on my dad's 681 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,160 side. There's a minority among us. 682 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,600 Yeah, I'm black. Jewish on Jewish on my dad's 683 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,840 side. What's the peeping is that? 684 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,360 That's a smoke detector. That's head doesn't have the 685 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:19,880 battery the batteries need. Their battery is either dead or 686 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,760 running out. It's yeah, the IT is a common 687 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,960 thing in black households for that to go on. 688 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,280 For years. For some reason. 689 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,880 Hold on, I'm. Telling you what, guys? 690 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,720 I'm telling you what? That's another. 691 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,480 That's another true one because I cannot tell you how many 692 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:42,120 houses I rehabbed in Gary, IN, almost all of them that had one 693 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,520 of these smoke detectors in them. 694 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:46,400 Yep, you don't know which one. It is not going to change the 695 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,680 chatter. Come on now. 696 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,800 It's at Chatter's house. It's. 697 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,400 Going to leave it. It's Chatter's house. 698 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:56,320 His his his screen keeps flashing like he's talking every 699 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,840 time it goes off. Oh no, yeah, it's me doing the 700 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:04,360 slug detector. I knew it. 701 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,159 Oh, if it flashes blue is it a sound bite or whatever? 702 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,920 Yeah, yeah. Nice. 703 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,239 Penis in my butt. Penis in my butt. 704 00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:18,159 I got my muted. We we went full circle because 705 00:34:18,159 --> 00:34:21,719 that's what that's what Joey started saying as soon as wicket 706 00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,159 came on. Yeah, yeah, there is one penis. 707 00:34:24,159 --> 00:34:26,600 Butt. Whoa, pretty great. 708 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,000 Well. You know he is twinkish so. 709 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,679 Yeah, I guess so. That's right. 710 00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:33,560 We just forgot. It's like the one time where I 711 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,679 was like designated to have a foot fetish. 712 00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:37,159 It's like, where did that come from? 713 00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:39,239 All right you are. You do. 714 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,360 OK, Yeah. I've never, I've never thought 715 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,639 about a foot and be like I like that. 716 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,520 And why did you have me do that? Too sexy to me because I want to 717 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:53,639 experiment, George, want to see if I like it. 718 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,240 I'll try anything twice. I I think you liked it because 719 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,720 we did it four times. Well, whoa. 720 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,640 I thought we were getting somewhere, making progress, but 721 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,200 never mind. Cancel it. 722 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,280 Cancel it all. Not doing it again do. 723 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,560 I actually. No, no, I don't think we cancel. 724 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,320 I I started to like it. Yeah, I think that's. 725 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,560 What it was they're. Developing romantic feelings and 726 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:22,280 it was too much for me, yeah. It's time to cut and run at that 727 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,720 point. Yeah, that's why. 728 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:29,160 I take it on the run, baby. Those feet are mine. 729 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,600 They're mine. What is that the the Mortal 730 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,040 Kombat movie? It's like your soul is mine. 731 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,400 Yep, your feet are mine. OK. 732 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,520 Say what? Say what you will though, the 733 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,720 90s Mortal Kombat movies were not great. 734 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,440 But say what you will, they gave us the greatest live action Shao 735 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,640 Kung Chao. What's his name? 736 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,000 Shao Khan. No, not Shao Khan. 737 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,480 The guy who goes your soul is mine. 738 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,360 That guy who played him was awesome. 739 00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:58,640 Yeah. Ermac. 740 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,320 Yeah, Kung long. Sure it's not Ermac. 741 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,760 No, no, no. Kevin Bacon. 742 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,120 No. No, no, no, no, no. 743 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,680 He's talking about the. He's talking about the. 744 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,680 Sorcerer guy who steals souls. Yeah, the the old guy, no. 745 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:16,680 He's no he literally looks like the guy from that Mortal Kombat 746 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:20,280 with long black hair they made. They modeled him after those 747 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,400 games after. In the games after. 748 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,920 Him from that point, because he did such a good job with that 749 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,160 character. The rest of that movie is kind 750 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:31,960 of but but he was like perfect. Oh, what's I got to look up 751 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,320 Mortal Kombat lineup now? Johnny. 752 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,400 Gay. The fight, The fight with 753 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,360 Scorpion in the middle of the woods. 754 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,760 That was dope. Yeah, a little thing come from 755 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,040 me talking. About Shank soon. 756 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:43,920 Shank soon. Thank you. 757 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:50,800 Yeah, Cami. Is anybody excited for Karl 758 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,720 Durbin's take on Johnny? Cage in. 759 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,000 Mortal Kombat 2. Yeah, it looks just like. 760 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,880 I'm excited for it. A twat cause the first ones. 761 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,240 The first one was kind of of the new. 762 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:05,040 Ones nothing memorable I. I just love how the only 763 00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,960 memorable part I have in that movie is they're like, we need 764 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,520 to get somewhere safe. Let's go to Gary IN. 765 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,240 And then they get jumped into hood. 766 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,680 It's like a meme. So they they did that. 767 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,440 I was like, why? Why are you going to gear? 768 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,960 That's a No, you're you're in a. Lot safer places than that. 769 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,800 Yeah, anywhere. Anywhere in out world. 770 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,320 Anywhere, Anywhere in the Nether realm. 771 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,800 Anywhere in the nether realm, like the Outworlders. 772 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,640 Well, to be fair, if you're hiding from Outworlders, hide in 773 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,600 the place that they're afraid of Gary IN. 774 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,840 Gary, IN Yeah. I guess, yeah. 775 00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,320 That's fair. One place that even Outworlders 776 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:48,080 won't even go. Baraka's like I'm a monster and 777 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,560 I'm not going in there, but that's you're on your own. 778 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,440 Goro, I want you to go to Gary, IN to find these guys. 779 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:57,640 No. What? 780 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,080 No. No thanks. 781 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:04,400 I ain't going there. Hey, they curb stop people. 782 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,280 They do they. They Yeah. 783 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,320 I'm going to die if I go there. There's someone else. 784 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,360 I can't believe you lived there for so long, Mr. Master. 785 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,800 That is impressive. So we did. 786 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,760 When we lived there. We we lived on the edge next to 787 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:20,920 Griffith. Yeah, you did. 788 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,880 So we're everlasting, baby everlasting. 789 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:30,680 You really did lasting edge rehab in the houses was where 790 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,880 for two years right in the middle of what we called scary 791 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,120 Gary. I mean, I we spent the night in 792 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,600 in several houses, you know, trying to catch burglars. 793 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,760 Never, never did. I thought we were going to a 794 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,880 couple times but one of our guys almost did get killed. 795 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:48,440 Could have. I did not known how to defend 796 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,000 himself. I did watch a guy get curb stomp 797 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,280 one time. Classic. 798 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,560 But All in all it wasn't that bad. 799 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:55,960 Wasn't that bad. Classic, yeah. 800 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,520 Classic. I don't know, sounds pretty bad. 801 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,440 Hey curb stomp the crap out of him. 802 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,960 I love it. Did I love? 803 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:05,880 It guy was messed. Up. 804 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,160 It was pretty cool. You should have been there. 805 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,520 Yeah, it was. Fun. 806 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:10,880 I threw up. It was the whole thing. 807 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,760 Social justice. I'm gonna I'm gonna plug my my 808 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,760 chip in that Elon gave me real quick and so you guys can see 809 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,680 the memory. I think I've been scarred enough 810 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,920 for my lifetime, thanks. Oh. 811 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:29,360 That's coitus. That is a erect me that is cool. 812 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,960 That's. How I Met Your Mother Sound 813 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,840 bite. Wait, is that an elevator? 814 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,600 I was just going to. Say, wait, there's an elevator. 815 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:39,720 Get out of there. Get out of there. 816 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:48,040 Going down, going down. Why is there a massive African 817 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,920 American in a short skirt? That dude should not be. 818 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,920 Oh. No, Jeez. 819 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,440 Oh man. Yo, you met Bill Clinton. 820 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,040 That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. 821 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,520 What's that island you're on? What's the list they're writing 822 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,560 your name on right there? What's that red thing? 823 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,120 Oh, what? What's that little red thing? 824 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,400 Oh, Red. Rocket, Red rocket, Red Rocket. 825 00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:22,360 I think we got enough potential. Name or episode title? 826 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,200 Oh yeah? What exactly? 827 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,360 Yeah, Joe's a little twinkish question. 828 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,600 Mark, no, I don't like, I don't happen to like that. 829 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:34,680 I think it's funny. I don't like that I like 830 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,040 something. Alex is for the ladies. 831 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:40,400 What the fuck at this though? You can do some. 832 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,720 How? No, no, perfect. 833 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:47,080 The the name of the episode is literally Your Feet Are Mine, 834 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,280 but then it's got a picture of Shang Sung doing like the energy 835 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:57,240 stance like so with Joe's face superimposed over Shankston's. 836 00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:03,120 Idol episode is just the URL link to Joey's foot Finder page. 837 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,520 Yeah. His profile. 838 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,440 Mr. Masters, only fans that. He set up profile, portfolio, Oh 839 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,400 portfolio. I like sweaty tootsies 77 840 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,640 sweaty@gmail.com you'll find me there. 841 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,840 Sweaty, sweaty dogs on e-mail was already taken. 842 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,400 My dog be barking. My dog be barking.