1 00:00:14,940 --> 00:00:18,980 By the way, Mr. Master, I decided to kind of model my my 2 00:00:18,980 --> 00:00:23,380 character tonight after, well, the voice, I should say, of one 3 00:00:23,380 --> 00:00:25,300 of your coworkers that can't say is ours. 4 00:00:27,740 --> 00:00:29,340 I will smack the clap out of you. 5 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,240 Perfect, perfect. I'm going to smack the clap out 6 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,080 of you. I'm a Boo Boo scalp though. 7 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:43,880 Boo Boo. I also do Pokémon and then I do 8 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,200 Yu-gi-oh and then Magic the Gathering. 9 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,560 Wow. Really versatile. 10 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,640 I know. I haven't gotten into the 11 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:54,280 consoles yet. But that's coming, believe you 12 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,840 me. Believe you me. 13 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:06,360 Oh. Man, hey, I don't recall the in 14 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,400 the skills and knowledge and abilities the the second column, 15 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:13,880 I don't recall what that's for. So you put you have like your 16 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:20,200 point by the left column is. Like. 123 and then it costs the 17 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,640 column on the right. You roll AD 10 for whatever 18 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,920 number. Like if you put a number on the 19 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:30,480 left hand column, you roll AD 10 and you put that into the right 20 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,520 column. Is it AD 10 for every level? 21 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,800 Hey I uploaded the PDF. If you if you just put a number 22 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:41,840 like any number 123 on the left hand column, you just roll 1D10 23 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:46,240 and then you just add it to the thing or to the right hand 24 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,640 column, yeah. Make sure you select D class. 25 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:52,360 Yeah, yeah, on D class. Your personal class level. 26 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,760 Yeah, I went and and got the. I just couldn't find that stuff 27 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,880 in the in the book. There's all that. 28 00:01:57,880 --> 00:01:59,600 That book's huge it. Counts it for you. 29 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:04,000 Keep track of how like your 20D eights that you allocate. 30 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,920 I thought I had to keep track of it but. 31 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,080 No, no, it says it at the top. That's pretty cool. 32 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:12,400 That's pretty cool. He's probably pretty strong. 33 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:16,600 He's probably pretty healthy. His perception, probably not 34 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,800 that much. His Dexterity low fate. 35 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:25,280 For sure Brett is not going to be like combat heavy at all. 36 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:31,000 The only thing like combat wise that I have even put in him is I 37 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:35,960 put a single level into the melee skill and that's it. 38 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:43,200 So then 4D tens you have to have at least two. 39 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:47,480 I saw 2D eights to put AD 10. There. 40 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,560 Yep. Oh, that's why the boxes are 41 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:50,600 bigger. Oh, I see. 42 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:55,000 Well, that's clever. Yeah, 4 to put AD 12, but don't 43 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,600 got no, no those. Well, and there was also you got 44 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,920 extra skill abilities or knowledge for AD 10. 45 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,400 Knowledge. For D10 I don't recall. 46 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:09,400 I've got no intelligence. I haven't in general, I replied 47 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:13,680 the most recent message. I replied to the the like points 48 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:18,040 thing specifically for SCP and then it yeah right below it as 49 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,960 well, just so I can't pin it so that everyone can access it 50 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,360 easily. There's the the base point by 51 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,320 aha, if I just click on that and go to that, there we go. 52 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,440 Never mind. Yeah. 53 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,240 Yeah. Yeah, and then the knowledge the 54 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,440 D10 purchasers. Stick. 55 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,200 Things are right below that, so words are hard. 56 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:42,240 I'm so howed. How? 57 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,920 I'm howed. Joey, what are you doing? 58 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,000 You have like an ice pack to your lip or something. 59 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,880 You sure do. Did your wife hit you? 60 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,600 I wish that was the case. Uh. 61 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,160 Oh. What the? 62 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:57,200 Fall, I chipped my tooth. Oh no. 63 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,720 Oh. This top tooth, it's barely, you 64 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:04,720 can't even probably even see it. But so I have a fireplace and 65 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,440 it's been, you know, negatives out. 66 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,240 So like, I'm going to, I'm going to use that fireplace. 67 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,600 I'm going to get a bunch of firewood. 68 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:17,160 And so I bought firewood and I got studs from work of this old 69 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,720 house that we cut a bunch of studs out of and I cut them to 70 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:23,560 log size, bring them home. Uh oh, one of them's too big. 71 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:25,600 No big deal. I can cut it. 72 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,000 I don't have power tools. I got a hand saw. 73 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,840 So I hand saw this stud that's a little too long. 74 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:33,080 I'm going to cut it in half. I'm not going to cut the whole 75 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,640 thing because it's not a, it's, it's a weak blade. 76 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,640 So I take it outside in the 0° and I take a hammer and I'm 77 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:41,840 like, all right, I've scored it. I'm just going to whack it a few 78 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:44,680 times, whack, whack and hopefully it'll break it right 79 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,640 in half where I scored it, you know, with the cut. 80 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:50,840 So I'm holding one side, you know, whack with the hammer and 81 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:54,800 the other side comes and I just see it in slow motion coming 82 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:55,760 right in my. Knees. 83 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,880 Cracked me in the lip, dude. Or me. 84 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:04,320 No blood or anything, but I'm my lip is swollen so it's going to 85 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:08,280 you're going, I hear it. Man my F it's. 86 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,840 In the inside. So that's funny. 87 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:14,400 I gotta make up a story like Dino got in a fight and got his 88 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:19,560 lip busted up. Yeah, it sucks. 89 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,480 Sounds like it. Yeah, yeah. 90 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:24,920 It was my. It was my bad. 91 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,240 I should have known that was going to happen. 92 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:30,720 Hindsight's a powerful thing. Yeah, I mean, and then I think 93 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,760 about it, I'm like, well, it could have been worse. 94 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,120 It could have stabbed me right in the eye and then I'd be in 95 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,960 the hospital, right. But you. 96 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:41,240 Could become a pirate. I'd be ready for the pirate 97 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:45,000 season. Joe it's like 8 months away 98 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,000 like. Wow. 99 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,640 Yeah, I'm ready now. I feel that. 100 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:53,880 For skills, 10 points for abilities. 101 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:58,440 I also have a a character on the back burner just in case if he 102 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:01,040 dies here if Brett dies or something. 103 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:09,520 I have one too, what's yours? I haven't come up with a name 104 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:17,600 yet, but he was going to be a an old like like banking, like 105 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,000 private banking, like security guard. 106 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,520 He used to be like in like armoured trucks. 107 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,880 Try to do my best. Jason Statham. 108 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:28,000 Voice, Jason. Statham, Jason Statham I'm a 109 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,160 working man be. Quiet. 110 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:36,680 He was still talking. In this movie I play working man 111 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:41,000 who this is actually a secret agent hit hired killer. 112 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,720 And then in this movie, I'm a different working man and I'm a 113 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:52,880 secret agent and a hired killer. See Jason Statham is all that. 114 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:57,200 What's his name? Tom Segura. 115 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,560 Yeah. Like what's the correlation? 116 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,880 I don't. Know it's AI. 117 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:06,160 Don't see that Jason. Jason still is the bad ass like 118 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,760 movie actor that one of the other actors always wanted to be 119 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:14,440 or tried to be but never is because he plays the same 120 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:16,920 character every time but it works every single time. 121 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,160 Next thing you know, he's going to be like a librarian. 122 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:25,920 The librarian story Jason State. I'm just a librarian. 123 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:31,840 I was just a working man. Working man, I had my glasses on 124 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:35,960 with the chain around the back like librarians too. 125 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:44,960 I was one of those fancy dudes. With the monocle, I was shushing 126 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:49,720 rowdy high school days in the library until boom, terrorists. 127 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,160 All of a sudden I had to jump into action. 128 00:07:55,400 --> 00:08:04,640 Oh man, definitely want lying drive lock picking. 129 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,880 What was the left and right column? 130 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:13,640 So the left you, the left you, it's a point by level 1 cost one 131 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:16,040 point, level 2 cost 3, and Level 3 cost 6. 132 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,600 Yeah. And then you have the in general 133 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,000 you have like the totals and stuff like that for you. 134 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:26,000 Yeah, I see. On the right hand column, if you 135 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:30,440 put, whether you put a 1-2 or three, you just on the right 136 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:33,400 hand column, you just roll, yeah, you just roll a single D10 137 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,919 and you put that number in. Recall what this one though? 138 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:41,400 Some of them have 1 already. Yeah, that that. 139 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,960 So some of them on the right hand it just goes off of like 140 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,760 your like appearance or body type or reasoning. 141 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,880 Yeah. So if you do that it would just 142 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:55,040 go off of let's just do my melee, which is A1 and A3. 143 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:03,520 Why do I have a -1? I don't know this guy's. 144 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:11,560 Oh OK, so I I think it just adds the the two columns together. 145 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:16,320 So it would roll your dice for like for my disguise it's the 146 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,960 charisma and I have a 2D8 and charisma. 147 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:23,920 So it would roll those 2D8, add those together and then the 148 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:27,080 numbers in the columns. It adds those together and then 149 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,160 adds that at the end of the roll. 150 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,080 Oh. So it's like basically the 151 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,760 columns are just your bonuses, like a bonus number at the. 152 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,000 End. That's what it was. 153 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:38,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it was now. 154 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:41,480 Now. Rolled a couple 10s. 155 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:47,520 Oh yes, I I only rolled I only rolled 2 but I rolled 3 ones. 156 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:52,640 I saw just KO and Death has a has a bonus of 10 and so does 157 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,920 stealth slash Hyde. I should be pretty good at Hyde. 158 00:09:57,320 --> 00:10:04,440 Would you believe No 7 missed it by that much. 159 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:11,360 Can't wait to say that. That's boy claws in there. 160 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,600 You don't put 10 in there though, you put 0. 161 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,560 No, you put 10. Thank you. 162 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:20,240 Yeah, I did notice though for under abilities awareness and 163 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,840 Dodge do not have a right call. Yeah, I remember something funky 164 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:30,360 with those. Yeah, see family range nights, 165 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:34,040 nights, nights, nights. You know I'm gonna relocate 166 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,160 those. I wouldn't do that. 167 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,720 Why not? I don't. 168 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,280 Know just OK. It's probably not a good reason 169 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:44,640 just to I feel like like it should warn everybody of 170 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:55,240 everything. Look out. 110, that's 20, 10 171 00:10:55,640 --> 00:11:00,880 cool, I guess. Hi, Cora. 172 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:06,800 Hey, Derek. Oh Cora, you, you sound 173 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,800 different. Yeah, the old puberty came. 174 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:11,440 Yeah. What up? 175 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:18,320 Alrighty, you're on five. Puberty hits hard anymore. 176 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,640 True. I'm still waiting for it. 177 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:29,480 I'm waiting for my second round because we're supposed to get 2 178 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,080 rounds, right? Yeah, sure. 179 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:41,160 I did in my dreams 673775. 67. No. 180 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:49,920 Yeah, you said it haha. I found so many packets. 181 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:56,360 There's there's a yeah, there's a, there's a, there's a new guy 182 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,400 that I found on TikTok, Uncle Dan. 183 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:06,040 And he's, he's always, he's always on the lookout for 184 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:11,040 mayonnaise packets. Oh, look, look, I found boar's 185 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,840 head. Boar's head. 186 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,640 I'm not that's that's more like an Italian accent, but. 187 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,640 Yeah, pretty much. He does. 188 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:23,760 He does it a lot better. Obviously we'll put him in 189 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,680 memes, the whole there. I think him and. 190 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,160 AAR, Mr. Master. Penis. 191 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,320 Did he just die? I think. 192 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,160 He just died. Yeah, he probably lagged out. 193 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:37,480 Oh, no picture. Of his camera. 194 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:40,400 I don't have. I have the two spinny things. 195 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,400 I got it. Get together. 196 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:43,640 This is what I see. What? 197 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,400 What he's? Back. 198 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,200 He's back. Wait a minute. 199 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,680 What the heck? What happened? 200 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:52,200 Hey. Throw out a mini PX. 201 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:53,880 So what? So what? 202 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,920 What were you saying? You think all you could see. 203 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,400 Your camera froze. Oh, you did it. 204 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,800 Froze for me too. So that was weird. 205 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,560 So like I said, I was talking about the mayonnaise buckets, 206 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:10,080 and nobody responded. And I was like, well, that's 207 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,480 weird. Am I still frozen? 208 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:12,600 Yeah. Wow. 209 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,240 Yeah. And then my whole my whole 210 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:17,840 system like reset like did a quick blink in and out. 211 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,720 I've had to do that to me before. 212 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,760 That was my. Camera's still moving and 213 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,680 everything, but all you guys are frozen. 214 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,800 Guys. I'm alone, guys. 215 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,480 Hello. Hello. 216 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,920 Yeah. It just kind of lags out. 217 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,880 Reverence. Start with one reverence point 218 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,880 I. Got some tears I think. 219 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:40,840 Give me a naise. Hello, hello, hello. 220 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:45,320 How good does that sound? Does that sound OK? 221 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,600 Is. That a ringing girl. 222 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,760 Yeah, OK. Yeah, OK, He left. 223 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:55,480 He came and gone. Hello, thinking maybe I need to 224 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,040 do that cuz my camera still hasn't rebooted back up. 225 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,480 Of course, Windows wants to install some updates, so that 226 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,560 might have something to do with it. 227 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,680 No, I'm going to go get a glass of water. 228 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,040 No, not water. You better not. 229 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,480 I don't have anything else. Oh, well then yeah, drop it. 230 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:21,000 Not even coffee can't hear you, I said. 231 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Coffee Chiafi chiafi chiafi I. Didn't have coffee, man. 232 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,600 I've got I've got coffee, like on almost every room in the 233 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:34,280 house. I forgot to do abilities man. 10 234 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,880 the abilities. The abilities, I ain't no Sissy. 235 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:42,440 I'm excited about this. It's going to be good. 236 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,800 I think so. Or we're. 237 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,320 Still not turning on what the heck is going on? 238 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:55,040 78910. Oh I think I see what happened. 239 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,560 Xsplit just shut down for some reason. 240 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,680 That'll happen. I guess that's weird. 241 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,680 I don't know, I suppose. Feeling it. 242 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,680 There I am. Can you see me now? 243 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,920 I can see you. He's flaring at me. 244 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,280 Sweet. He doesn't like me. 245 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,880 Oh no, I'm not glaring at you because I don't like you. 246 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,800 Quite, quite the opposite. Yeah. 247 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,000 What do you believe? I decided to get alcohol 248 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,960 instead. Sexually aroused. 249 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:28,160 What? Why are you saying when sex will 250 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:32,320 be a while? What you got? 251 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:37,200 I got Raspberry lemonade with vodka. 252 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:42,160 I got the cognac. OK, I got a blended Scotch 253 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:52,080 whiskey. So Bluey plays almost 24 hours a 254 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,720 day at my house now. What happened? 255 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:59,360 Our grandson likes to watch it. Apparently who's, you know, just 256 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,840 hit a year old. So I had I randomly He will sing 257 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,920 the theme song in my head all the time. 258 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:13,200 Sometimes it just goes out. He left while I was trying to 259 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:19,240 kiss him. He'll be back. 260 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,080 I'll get him. I'll get him when he comes back. 261 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:27,040 He'll be. Watching got him, then he got 262 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,200 you. Yeah, I kissed you. 263 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,760 Sounds. Like Bob? 264 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:39,080 What's wrong with you later? His wife hit him. 265 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,400 He got a little, too. Aggressive with himself. 266 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,320 Yeah. He learned, he learned how to 267 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:47,320 how to do, you know, and he just went a little crazy. 268 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,240 Yeah. Ended up chipping his tooth. 269 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,960 I've heard it's called. Firewood with a. 270 00:16:52,960 --> 00:17:00,640 Hampenburn, Oh yeah. Look of judgement. 271 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:07,440 See I scored it with a with a saw but it the blades were they 272 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,359 weren't wood blades. So I just scored it and took it 273 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:14,640 outside whack and then the other piece hit me in the lip. 274 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:19,800 Yeah, I've been on enough camping trips with you for you 275 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:25,200 to know that that's not yes, maybe. 276 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,119 If it was still on the tree it would work. 277 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:28,720 I don't know. Oh, maybe. 278 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,440 You know you can turn. Off the Tanner. 279 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,480 Cheddar. Is that going? 280 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,840 Yeah, it's better. I have him at 180% and he was so 281 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,920 quiet for me. Is that better? 282 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,080 He's. Good for me. 283 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:44,400 Stop yelling at me. Wow, is it better if I do this? 284 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:45,520 He's. Yelling at me. 285 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:52,560 That is indeed better. All right, what about here? 286 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,440 Is that good? That's perfect. 287 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,400 I got out of 150. Cool, cool. 288 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:02,720 One for you, you guys, you guys figure out your characters, 289 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:13,880 okay, yeah. I was. 290 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:18,800 I was arrested for artificially creating a market. 291 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,680 For what? Boo boos. 292 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:32,080 So dumb, I love it Oh my God. As soon as what? 293 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,880 I started reading your description, your character, and 294 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:39,960 it's just perfect. Yeah, you realize we're already 295 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,320 starting to compete for the Ziti's next year. 296 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,800 It's already begun, Yeah. I didn't win a single thing this 297 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,360 year so I'm really buckling down, Dang it. 298 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,600 By the way. You took it the. 299 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:56,600 Ziti's was incredible. Popped off. 300 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,600 Oh good. Everything was the the intro, 301 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:06,400 like was perfect President. President Trump was just 302 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,120 perfect. Oh man, that was good. 303 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,840 And then, yeah, then the commercial at the end. 304 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:15,640 Holy crap, man. Yeah, that was good. 305 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,400 You enjoyed it? And then at the end, Sleepy Joe 306 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:23,040 and I are going out for ice cream, chocolate, chocolate 307 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:25,600 chip. But pistachio was really so much 308 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,840 better. It's the best and he. 309 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:34,400 Just walks away. After the commercial, he's just 310 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,440 like. What the? 311 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:43,000 Yeah, what's that? Hey, wait, we got to. 312 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:46,440 We got to go. You know what we're doing 313 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,480 tonight? I know what we're doing tonight. 314 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,760 Emporium. What'd you go for? 315 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,760 The peanut butter, probably. Probably. 316 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,320 Mr. Masters on my screen with a weird smile. 317 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,920 Yeah, he's frozen again. I'm frozen again. 318 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:03,320 Really. I like that one. 319 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:07,440 It's. A good picture. 320 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,920 I got it. I got it. 321 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:14,160 Of course you did. It's like the smile. 322 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,600 It's like a it's like a baby looking at their parents knowing 323 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,000 that they had to change their diaper. 324 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,920 About ready to drop another load as soon as you're. 325 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:33,400 You just changed them, you're not ready to drop another one. 326 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:44,840 I wasn't done yet. Too soon I for Brett Sawyer. 327 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,960 His gender is alpha male. Alpha Male. 328 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,760 Alpha male. We did both some stuff from used 329 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,440 some quotes from Andrew Tate I. Could. 330 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,080 You should be like you should be that like you. 331 00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,240 You attended Hustler University? I attended Hustler University. 332 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:08,960 It was only 5 payments of 599. Oh wow it's good. 333 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,840 Tastes like A Bola. It tastes like A Bola. 334 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,520 No, it tastes like a bowl. It tastes. 335 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,800 Like a bowl of milk. A bowl of it. 336 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,880 Tastes like the bowl of milk after you're done drinking or 337 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,160 eating sumatos. Crunch. 338 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,120 Oh, is it hard to fat? Milk. 339 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:31,560 No, it's 380 calories, 54 grams of protein, 2 grams of fat. 340 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,720 It's just, it's just protein powder is all it is. 341 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,240 Yeah. I'm in a really big calorie, 342 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,920 really big calorie deficit, but I still got to hit my protein 343 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,480 macros. It's great. 344 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,120 I love it. I'm not miserable at all. 345 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,600 You sound like you hate it and that you're miserable. 346 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,120 No, no. You sound like you're having a 347 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,880 great time and you wish you could do it more, no? 348 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,240 Food is like food is like fuel, and that's how I have to look at 349 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,000 it. Right now. 350 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,360 I'm eating diesel and I don't want to eat diesel. 351 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:02,640 I want that premium unleaded stuff. 352 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,120 I'm on that E. ASII want to suck up the gas 353 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,440 like I'm driving a 1970s Ford Challenger. 354 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:14,680 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but here I am, Tesla not 355 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:21,760 eating gas. Tesla I'm doing is running over 356 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,880 running over grandma's and getting looked at weird. 357 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:30,600 But no, I've already started making intros like I've already 358 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,480 I did a read off for because we did. 359 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,280 We're doing O 4-9 tonight, right? 360 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,160 O 49. O 49. 361 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,160 O 49. OK. 362 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,120 Cool. And then next week I believe is 363 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:48,600 096 or is it 069? 067. 364 00:22:49,720 --> 00:23:00,080 No, we're not. 069 is next week. Nah. 365 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,120 Nice. I did AI did a couple of read 366 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:06,600 offs so I just got to put them all together, send it to Joe so 367 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,840 that he could put his voice in and stuff like that. 368 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,600 So. And then, yeah, so we got 069, 369 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:16,440 then after that 096 and then it's 173, then it's one O 6 and 370 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:20,040 it's 2316, then it's 999 and then it's 1730. 371 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:24,800 Juice World 999. Yeah, 999 and that'll be that'll 372 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,960 be the end of the first season. But I mean we can always add 373 00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,320 more in, take some away. Yeah, pretty dope. 374 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:46,480 Pretty pretty pretty much. Pretty much. 375 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:53,400 That's the energy tonight, yeah. Whereas the. 376 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,640 Characters figured out. That's good. 377 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,320 Yeah, it seemed a lot more complicated last time. 378 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,760 It's I think we over complicate things to be honest with you. 379 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,520 Yeah, it's just the attribute thing, but as long as you're 380 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:13,400 looking at the page 3020. Yeah, it's just flipping back 381 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:17,200 and forth. Yeah, page 25 in the PDF. 382 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,160 Yep. You just keep referring back to 383 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,560 that and you're good. It's pretty clear about how it 384 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,120 explains it last time. We're all like telling each 385 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,320 other how to do it, so that's what it was. 386 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:28,880 Honestly, yeah, you're probably right. 387 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,800 It's probably what? It was I got confused what a 388 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,240 security level do we have a security level? 389 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,880 You're D class, so you really don't have a security level. 390 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,720 Security level 0? Probably yes. 391 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,520 I don't know what this QR code leads to in the. 392 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,360 Character sheet, Well, the character sheet, I don't know, 393 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,760 in the book it leads to like you can go through their entire 394 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,320 history of like SCPS and stuff. That's cool. 395 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,760 I'll look it up. I'll do it now. 396 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,920 I'm doing it right now. It brings up security clearance 397 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,360 levels on the wiki. It's just a. 398 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,360 Picture of me naked. It's. 399 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,360 Just it's just a picture of Joe naked. 400 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,920 How does everyone get this? Wait, what? 401 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:14,040 That's a picture of Joe naked. Dang it, he said he wouldn't 402 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,240 post that. He said. 403 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,200 Well, apparently he did. It's. 404 00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,720 Kind of a. Kind of a slut. 405 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,960 Where'd, where'd, where'd where'd Mr. Master go? 406 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,520 He might be trying to figure out some like technological stuff. 407 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,680 Well, he's also off the Rule 20 as well. 408 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,120 Yeah, he probably, probably Internet stuff. 409 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,480 Maybe I. Got kicked off the Internet. 410 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,120 Oh classy are just people who need to be quarantined. 411 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,960 Class E. I didn't know it was a class EI 412 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:47,280 thought D was as low as it gets. That's that D was as low as you 413 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,240 go. Class E is a provisional 414 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,640 classification applied to field agents and containment that have 415 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,280 been exposed to potentially dangerous effects during the 416 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,520 course of securing and establishing an additional 417 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,680 containment over a newly designated anomalous entity, 418 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,520 object, or phenomenon. That is all one sentence, by the 419 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:05,280 way. Wow. 420 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,880 Is it a run? Is it a what? 421 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:13,920 Is it a run on sentence? Yeah, Class E personnel are to 422 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,560 be quarantined as soon as possible, monitored and screened 423 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:20,160 for potentially harmful changes in behavior, personality or 424 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,320 Physiology, and may only return to duty after being fully debris 425 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,480 and cleared by psychiatric and medical staff. 426 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:31,640 Interesting. He's pulling his cock out. 427 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,560 Yep. Yep. 428 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,840 Yep, Yep, Yep. Do anything fun this week? 429 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:46,200 Mainly just worked, got mad, worked again, got mad at work, 430 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:51,760 hung out with Andrea most of the week and then we watched. 431 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:56,240 We started watching like the like the all the Harry Potter 432 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,040 movies. So we watch one once a week and 433 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,440 we just got done with Chamber of Secrets last night. 434 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,520 OK, Chamber's good. Chamber's good. 435 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,000 Yeah, Gobbler fire is my favorite though. 436 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:12,640 Goblers probably my favorite. I don't know where the Phoenix's 437 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:16,480 go. For me it's between Order of the 438 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,920 Phoenix or Goblet of Fire. They're both pretty good. 439 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,920 The prisoner of Basket Man is pretty good too. 440 00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:25,640 Yeah, that with the time travel stuff though, and I don't know, 441 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,000 like it feels like a cop out almost, right? 442 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,280 Time travel stuff, it's hard to do good. 443 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:36,680 It is very hard to do good. Alex, Alex, it's here. 444 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,360 I'm. Always with my star boy Virginia 445 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:44,400 sleep are. You pooping? 446 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,360 Are you taking a shit right now? Oh, maybe yeah does. 447 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,800 It stink real bad right now. Is it stinky? 448 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,880 A. Little bit I'm kind of surprised 449 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,920 y'all can't smell it right now. I start watering instantly when 450 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,720 I call her. No, no, I can smell it. 451 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:06,280 Yeah, I think I saw it, Yeah. Checked into my toilet can. 452 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,680 Yeah. We're saying. 453 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,640 I'm just bottle again. Yeah, we're seeing you, Crown 454 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,480 right now. Oh my gosh, that's a baby. 455 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:22,880 You're like 10cm dilated. Jeez, that's big. 456 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,000 Yeah, that's huge. You're telling me. 457 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,200 You're telling me? You're telling me, man? 458 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,800 Don't I know it? Don't I know? 459 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,920 Oh man. What about you, Dan? 460 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,680 What did you? What were you up to this week? 461 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,760 Anything fun? Fun just working. 462 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,080 Working. Working do. 463 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,440 You guys know how to twerk do. You want to twerk I I don't. 464 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,240 Know how to twerk? You get me a wall, you get me a 465 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,600 wall and I can twerk football. Yeah, I'll get on my hands and 466 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,040 my wall and I will twerk on that wall. 467 00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,640 Well, Derek, you know what they say. 468 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,280 That I don't know what they say. What do they say? 469 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:10,640 I'm going with this. Men, men that are performing in 470 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,960 the missionary perspective, are just twerking. 471 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,120 I've never heard that. So. 472 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,120 Thanks for Rudy Now. You're going to be thinking of 473 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,120 it your own. Booty Club and I don't. 474 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,640 I don't think so if. You get it real. 475 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,960 Think about it, if you get a. Little bit. 476 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,400 You get the right motion in the ocean, it's. 477 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,320 Working I don't think. That's the motion. 478 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,960 I don't think, I don't think I'm able to even get that motion. 479 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,440 Trust. I don't, I don't got enough. 480 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:48,240 Room to play with it's. Just like a little chipmunk. 481 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:52,640 Oh, so actually, it's funny that you mention, it's funny that you 482 00:29:52,640 --> 00:30:00,560 mention this because Morgan, my, my dead wife, her do you call 483 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,760 her egg? Or. 484 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,800 Do you call a dead wife an egg? Whatever. 485 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,600 Late wife, sometime, whatever. Late SO. 486 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:14,560 Your late wife, the Wellness. Yes, she she could twerk and how 487 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,840 she would tell people how she would tell people like this is 488 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,560 how you twerk. If she would say just imagine, 489 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,440 you know you're you're riding one and then that's how you 490 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,960 twerk. So just imagine riding Derek. 491 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:31,520 Well, I'll come over here. Yeah, I'll show you. 492 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,440 Oh, OK. He's doing, he's doing it. 493 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,320 It's beautiful. He's doing it. 494 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:42,280 I'm bouncing on it for real. That scene from Zoolander, Oh my 495 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,120 gosh, it's the magnum opus. It's. 496 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,120 Perfect. I can't look. 497 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,200 Away it would be. It would be quite literal 498 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,960 perfection. All right, Joe, why be a nice 499 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,160 What happened to your head? I probably missed that part. 500 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,520 All right. Yeah, I'll catch you. 501 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,640 I'll catch you up on it. I mean, it's just going to get 502 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,400 more and more summarized. Every time I hit myself with the 503 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,240 wood, wood bonked me in the face. 504 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:11,560 So Saturday evening then? Yeah, Yeah, Daniel. 505 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,520 Yeah. A little bit of friction. 506 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:22,280 A little bit of friction, yeah. Splitting wood and I'm so well. 507 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,160 Hit. You hit it with a hammer, Yeah. 508 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,040 Hit it, I hit it with a hammer and cracked me in the lip like 509 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,400 an hour before. I got on here. 510 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,400 You have hatched some axes for that, right? 511 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,680 I had my Tomahawk somewhere. I don't have a hatchet. 512 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,400 I thought scoring it would be good enough and then it would do 513 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,640 its thing. Open up wasn't good enough. 514 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,080 It wasn't got me bad. We all right, listeners, we're 515 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,840 going to do we're going to do me in the situation for Joe a nice 516 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:53,600 proper hatchet dot mark stock are like, I mean, what are they 517 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:57,120 15 bucks now, 20 bucks now. If I just had a power tool like 518 00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,440 a circ saw, I need a hatchet. It was already. 519 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,040 It was already a little piece of wood. 520 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,560 I just had to break it in half. This is what? 521 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,640 It doesn't work. A knife. 522 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,360 He's got a knife. There's blood on it already. 523 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:10,920 He's stabbing. I use it. 524 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:14,040 Done. What else is the knife used for? 525 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,800 Stabbing. For stabbing. 526 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,720 Yeah, twerking. Do you know how to twerk Bob? 527 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,080 Yeah, Bob, do you know how to twerk? 528 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,120 Yes, I do. I do know how to twerk. 529 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,880 All right. Well damn, everyone here can 530 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:31,280 twerk but me. I'm telling you, it's the. 531 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,960 It's the. I can't twerk. 532 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:38,360 Performing the missionary. My glutes are too firm. 533 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:40,840 Listen, you have to relax. This is going to sound weird 534 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,600 because we're friends. I don't know. 535 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,480 If I relax, I'll teach you. If I relax my butt hole, I feel 536 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,680 like there would be like a unprecedented surprise. 537 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,880 Wait, no, it's it's what adds it's, it adds that unload the 538 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,040 chain Jenna Sequa. Jenny said what? 539 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,640 Jenna Sequa a certain something. Why would she say that? 540 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,000 Yeah. What is she? 541 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,120 French? But of course. 542 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:10,840 That French bit. All right, Mr. Once you're the. 543 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,120 Wedding I'll show you. Your granddaughter just heard 544 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,600 that you can twerk, so she just wanted you to know that she said 545 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:19,640 I. He can. 546 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,040 It's just a dance movement. It's just a dance, like. 547 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,640 The like the stanky leg. Oh, this? 548 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,280 Doesn't mean that I'm not good at it. 549 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,360 I understand the. Physics of it. 550 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,120 Stanky leg. I could do the crap and Dougie. 551 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:34,920 I can teach you how to, Dougie. I still know how to Dougie 552 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,680 everyone. Google doesn't know what the. 553 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,520 Heck is a Dougie. If you Google it it'll tell you 554 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,080 like 8 different dances. Which one's the Dougie? 555 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,640 Yeah. Dougie teach me how to. 556 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:48,240 Dougie teach me how to. Dougie, All right. 557 00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,840 There's that song and she's still don't be taught how to do 558 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,840 the Dougie, no. Yeah, she keeps yapping. 559 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,000 Yeah, and then she just wants to. 560 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,080 I can show you guys how to Superman that hoe. 561 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,400 You can bring that soldier boy. He's just Superman puncher. 562 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,000 And then, yeah. You pick up, you pick up the 563 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,320 horse by the saddle and then you, like, plunk yourself, Yeah. 564 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:16,480 I can show you guys, I can show you guys how to do the the Fred 565 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,120 Durst dance from Roland. He's like. 566 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,719 Oh, he's so play. Hands down step. 567 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,199 Back, step back. Keep rolling. 568 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:25,560 Rolling, rolling. Rolling. 569 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:26,600 What? What? 570 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,520 What I mean what you going to do now? 571 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,600 Keep rolling, rolling. Rolling what? 572 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,880 I was like, you just need some mayonnaise packets. 573 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,400 Mayonnaise. But. 574 00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:49,560 They don't get the mayonnaise. So are all of your tools with 575 00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:53,320 with your with your boss then? Yeah, I don't. 576 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:55,159 I don't have mine. I have basic ones. 577 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,120 I did have stuff over here, but not no more. 578 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,440 Oh man, I don't know what I'd do without the. 579 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,120 Tools. I know it sucks. 580 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,320 In fact, I just bought AI bought a little miniature lathe just 581 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,960 this morning. A miniature what? 582 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:12,400 Lathe lathe spinny. Yeah, lathe LA little spinny 583 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,760 thingy. And you like carve it as it like 584 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,360 spins? You don't know. 585 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,720 I don't know. I do know what a lathe is. 586 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,960 Oh my gosh, it's. What are you? 587 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,400 What are you drinking? It's so yummy. 588 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,920 It tastes like the milk that's leftover after you eat semi 589 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,040 crunch. It's so good. 590 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,960 I like how I'm just sipping a cup of coffee watching those 591 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,960 whole thing. We're enjoying it, it's 592 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,960 fantastic. Now look in memes. 593 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:52,840 He's doing the motion to whatever that is, protein shake. 594 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,360 Whatever. That is, he's enjoying it. 595 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,200 He's. Working out dude. 596 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:01,560 He is straight up yorking his. He is getting in shape for his 597 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,560 wedding. Beaner Beaner getting ready. 598 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,600 Take wait, right? I'm here for it. 599 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,760 Yeah. So my right arm is going to be 600 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,040 significantly bigger than my left. 601 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:19,040 I'm going to be standing on the left, so my right arm is the 602 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,760 only one you're going to see. This is true. 603 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,160 That's the only one you need to do. 604 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,000 If you're binge working out, just focus on that. 605 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,400 Yeah. Just focus on that. 606 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,920 Get get all left sided that side. 607 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,320 I'm. Going to have back issues. 608 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,600 Back issues. Yeah, I. 609 00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,400 Already got it from these big old titties. 610 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:43,320 I'm looking around. Fix it by uses everything up. 611 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,080 Yeah, it stretches your lower back. 612 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:50,080 Yeah, yeah, the doctor recommended I do 20 minutes of 613 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:54,120 twerking everyday. This is doctor ordered. 614 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,160 Stop looking at me like that. He said. 615 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,280 He said do a line of coke and and. 616 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,280 Simultaneously. Are you with the doctor? 617 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,240 You're the thing. You're the professional dog. 618 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:12,680 It might have been a guy. Hey, he might have. 619 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:15,720 Been a guy in an alley wearing a doctor's coat? 620 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:20,040 Well, hey, he's that doctor. He's never seen me wrong before. 621 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:23,680 Hi dog, you got me. All right, And it just so 622 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,520 happens he was selling coke that day. 623 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,720 Medical coke, top of the line. He ran out of rattles, though. 624 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,440 Did. A Red Cross on it. 625 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,280 That means it's good for you, right? 626 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,040 He drew it on, so I. Think the last bottle of 627 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,080 Coca-Cola that that actually contains cocaine. 628 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,320 It was weird. You know what else? 629 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,400 He's a time traveler, too. The bottom part was Spanish for 630 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,600 some reason though, but I think he's just multilingual. 631 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,480 I do think he's a time traveler. He wears a funny hat. 632 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,880 C Senior. C Senior. 633 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,000 Let's say it's made out of tinfoil, but it's fine. 634 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:03,280 More than likely, he does. I ioffer prostate exams too. 635 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,520 Whoa, whoa, no. I'm gonna milk your prostate, 636 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:14,520 No. We're here. 637 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,360 We're here. No more gloves though. 638 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,400 Scare him off without without eager. 639 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,600 I was for that. Trust me, I'm a doctor. 640 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:29,200 I got the GoPro all charged up. All I got is a second use 641 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,640 condom. Take her to leave it I'll. 642 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:38,600 Take it doc, why are your hands on my shoulders right now? 643 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:44,680 Leverage when you go for. A prostate minute and. 644 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:46,720 You feel bold of his hands on your shoulders. 645 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:53,160 Wait a minute. Doc Doc. 646 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,560 That's why I only let. That's why I only. 647 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,480 Let nurses and his responses what do you want? 648 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,520 Doc, is it in yet? Because I can't feel anything, 649 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:09,520 OK. I'm. 650 00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,560 Feeling pressure? I'm feeling pressure. 651 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,520 But that's about it. Oh, that's what? 652 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,480 Prostate. Oh geez, sounds. 653 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,400 Like you've got experience with this, Derek? 654 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,600 He hit my pussy. I I liked it. 655 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,200 I. Smelled colors. 656 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,320 I like going into my doctor to just to get checked out. 657 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,320 I go in once a week. Doc, I need another prostate 658 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,040 exam. You were just. 659 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,520 I found this massage place that does it. 660 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,920 Basically what they do is in the palm. 661 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,320 In the palm of their hand they put one of those little massager 662 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:52,000 things and then they go in, really loosen things up, you 663 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:57,280 know what I mean? Yeah, modern, like the like Joey 664 00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:01,720 said, I go to a massage place these days and the females, they 665 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,800 they have like a little like rubber finger, but it's like 666 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,760 really, it's a really big rubber finger. 667 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,520 It's on a machine that rotates. Yeah. 668 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,280 Is it phallic shaped? What? 669 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,360 No, no, no, it's no I. Might be gay. 670 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,960 What is that? What I look like a gay. 671 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,720 Person is it? Is it double ended in purple? 672 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,280 How'd you know? Do you go to the same massage 673 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,960 parlor? I think I'm on. 674 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,920 It's anatomically correct. I think I'm on the other end. 675 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,960 She does put me against the wall and there is a conspicuous hole 676 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:40,680 in the wall. Don't. 677 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:45,200 You, it says Glory. It's a. 678 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,840 It's like an Ethernet. Cable once you have massage, 679 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,880 there's this name Glory once. Once you're plugged in, don't 680 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,200 you feel like the minds connect like an Ethernet cable? 681 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,080 I do actually. I feel like a psycher from 682 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,480 Warhammer 40K. Yeah, yeah. 683 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,760 All of a sudden you're just, you know, thinking about gay stuff, 684 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:03,920 not that you're gay. For me, nothing's. 685 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,160 Changed Oh no, I'm super gay I. Mean nothing's changed. 686 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,720 That's why I'm getting the gay thoughts then. 687 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,720 Yeah, you're getting my gay thoughts. 688 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:12,920 Yeah. So I'm not gay. 689 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,480 You're gay. It's. 690 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:14,840 Not gay. You're. 691 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,920 Gay. Now everything starts to make 692 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,920 sense. You're gay. 693 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:24,720 Stop it. I'm going to be. 694 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,280 I'm really one of those like, Butch gay men. 695 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:29,920 I'm like, Oh yeah, I'm gay. Butch gay man. 696 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,040 So yeah, I like gay. I like, yeah, yeah. 697 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,520 Cut down a tree and then you fuck a guy. 698 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:36,840 I'm a. Lumberjack, yeah. 699 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,640 Yeah. So you're a lumberjack game? 700 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:44,120 And then I have a I have a life-size cut out of Channing 701 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,280 Tatum that I pleasure myself in front of 1 hole. 702 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,440 So you handle the wood in your business and personal life. 703 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,840 Can I say yes? I do my wood friendly. 704 00:41:55,120 --> 00:42:01,160 Friendly episode of the UTTS. He does, although this I imagine 705 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,960 a conversation like this taking place. 706 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,080 I've always wanted to say between you remember Lil Nas S. 707 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,880 Lil Yeah, I'm like my horse to the Old Town roads. 708 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,080 I feel like there's nothing gay about that song, Right? 709 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,560 And I feel like he made that song and, and his producers are 710 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,640 like, hey, so we want to know a little more about you. 711 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,800 Like, we want you to hit another song to make us more money. 712 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,400 He's like, yeah, well, I like Red Dead Redemption, you know, 713 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,520 playing video games. You know, I happen to be gay. 714 00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,240 I like Corvettes and like, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 715 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,080 You're gay. He's like, yeah, just happened 716 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,640 to like men. Well, we got to make you're gay 717 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,120 now. Like that's your thing. 718 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:41,200 Every song is about you being gay. 719 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,120 You're. Welcome. 720 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,440 So he actually he actually did other songs in between those two 721 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:48,520 that weren't had nothing to do with gay or anything like that. 722 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:52,400 Denini was one of them. It was like it wasn't terrible. 723 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,920 Not my taste in music, but it wasn't terrible. 724 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,760 It was an industry. Baby came out and it's like I 725 00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:02,680 told you a long ago on the road. I was what you're waiting for. 726 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,880 Yeah, but the music video for. That's a whole bunch of, like, 727 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,960 naked men dancing. Yeah, They're yeah. 728 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,520 They're like, and then he goes real gay. 729 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,920 He goes to hell and he's super gay. 730 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,160 Strip pole for the devil. Yeah, yeah. 731 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,120 Then they got real there. Was no connotation of him being 732 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,000 gay before but. Or, you know, like dancing on a 733 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,080 strip pole in front of the devil. 734 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,280 But yeah, you know. I mean, they turned him into 735 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:27,160 that, yeah. He just happened to be gay 736 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,880 initially and we got to capitalize on that. 737 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,360 He might have gotten the same strain of cocaine that I had the 738 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,640 same. Thing happened to Sam Smith. 739 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:41,240 Sam Smith did the the music for the for for Spectre, the James 740 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,640 Bond movie. Great song writing on the wall 741 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,120 and. He had a few 100 before that too 742 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,120 as well. Yeah. 743 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,440 And then and then he got super famous. 744 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:53,040 And then now mommy don't know. They're not at The Body Shop. 745 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,320 Something unholy. And he's, he's like, it's 746 00:43:56,320 --> 00:44:00,160 walking around in dresses and high heels and yeah, super. 747 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:04,400 And he went. From he was, he had, he had come 748 00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:08,440 out before he was famous, yeah. Actually, he went. 749 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,760 Like much like his. Whole identity, though. 750 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,160 It wasn't his whole identity though. 751 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:15,280 And they're just like you're gay, you're gay, you're gay, be 752 00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,080 gay. No, I don't want. 753 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,680 Well, then you're not going to be famous anymore. 754 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,240 Jokes on you, I like men but I don't want to be gay. 755 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,000 I'd rather be straight and broke than gay and rich. 756 00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:33,800 Okay. I agree with each other, I'd 757 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:39,600 rather be straightened. $20 is 20. 758 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,920 Dollars, man. Two nickels are rubbed together. 759 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,280 2 Nickels are rubbed together. You know more and more I am 760 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,120 understand more and more at each day. 761 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,640 I'm understanding why women would rather be in the forest 762 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,360 with a bear than a man. I know why they're picking the 763 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,400 bear. It's. 764 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,280 Because it's definitely Joe. It's because. 765 00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,560 It's all Joe. I'm the bear, Yeah, I'm the 766 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,320 bear. I'm the bear. 767 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,400 Let's go, ladies. Shopping through Let's. 768 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,960 Go to the mall, Alex. We should make a character now. 769 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,440 Yeah, we should make a character now. 770 00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,880 You. Need help I got. 771 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,400 The PDA character. I need help I just kidding. 772 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,360 I do need help. I need help. 773 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:25,400 I told none of you anything. My overalls with no shirt 774 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,520 underneath I. Want full country both of you? 775 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,960 It's kind of hard to say something when you're too busy 776 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,600 staring so hard that your eyeballs are starting to bleed. 777 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,120 I saw, I saw you like drool. Away. 778 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:36,800 I thought you were just eating something good. 779 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,360 Coffee or something. I was. 780 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:40,760 I was. I was. 781 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:45,400 He was. You made him forget what he was 782 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,000 eating. I hate when that happens. 783 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:57,720 Working 925 we want. Sponsorship. 784 00:45:57,920 --> 00:45:59,760 We're not going to, we're not going to be gay for it. 785 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:03,080 So you want to sponsor us? I mean, I'm playing homophobic. 786 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,880 I'll be hecking gay. Don't sell your soul. 787 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:09,160 Doesn't speak or not. Nothing. 788 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:13,080 I'm going to dress up like Dolly Parton and just do covers of her 789 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,960 songs. I would. 790 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,440 Pay I'm going to put in. I'm going to put in fake breasts 791 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,640 too. My. 792 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:21,880 Goodness. Your stage name. 793 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,840 Your stage name. Darten. 794 00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,320 Would be Danny Wood instead of Dollywood. 795 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:32,160 It's Danny Wood. Danny. 796 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,080 Danny's. Danny's Wood. 797 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,280 And Joey's busy hitting it with a hammer after he scored it with 798 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,560 the wrong kind of saw. Hey, we're not talking about 799 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,640 that right now. And then it hits him in the lip. 800 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,720 Instead of guys playing music out in the amusement park trying 801 00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:54,120 to entertain folks, it's just Joey hitting a piece of wood 802 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,600 with a hammer. I'm hitting myself in the face 803 00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,960 of it. I'm a part of Danny's Wood as a 804 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,120 lumberjack. I'm. 805 00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,320 So swollen. Call me a tree. 806 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,440 Hugger. This is how a real lumberjack 807 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:13,080 does it You. Said she's not going to be using 808 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:16,600 saws and you pour the object things to cut things. 809 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000 Oh man uses a blunt object to cut. 810 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,040 Yeah, all you need is a hammer to. 811 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,280 Build a whole house or just. A hammer you just squirt with 812 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:29,040 your tooth like this. I just shoot the bottom of the 813 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:33,560 tree with 50 PFG. Every problem in life, like I 814 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,520 say kids, every problem in life can be tall. 815 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,520 What a hammer. Good. 816 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,440 Just a hammer, that's all you need for. 817 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:42,120 Anything I won't start, hit it with a 20 LB sledge, it'll 818 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,240 start. Right. 819 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,200 You know, sometimes that's far from the truth. 820 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:52,680 Don't. Leave me alone, go in there with 821 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,280 the ball pain, start hating somebody. 822 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:59,000 Don't get me. Remember thinking when I was 823 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,680 younger, when you go to work on a car you never use a hammer? 824 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,320 Little did I know how wrong that was. 825 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,760 That's what I am. I'm all ball, ping all. 826 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:08,640 Ball. Yeah. 827 00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:14,400 Ain't no tall ball no ping all ball no. 828 00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:22,960 Guys, good night, good night. We're going to make up, we're 829 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,280 going to make a T-shirt that has that back half of a ball ping 830 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:36,520 hammer on. It'd be a good one for Lenny. 831 00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:42,800 I hope he really grabs on. It's like a. 832 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:45,440 It's like. It's like a rubber bands and on 833 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:50,760 top of two watermelons. It's like a limp. 834 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:54,000 A limp rubber band sit on top of two watermelons. 835 00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,760 Yeah, iconic. Truly. 836 00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,880 Where do I need to go to build my character Danny? 837 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,360 So you should just be able to go to the roll 20. 838 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,400 I put it in the link. What's Roll 20? 839 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,680 No, I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. 840 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,760 Jeez. What's a? 841 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:15,280 Podcast. You're just joking. 842 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,440 We're just getting together, drinking coffee and chitchat. 843 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:19,720 What's a drink? Coffee. 844 00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:25,160 I will say this is this marks two weeks officially today, two 845 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:28,360 weeks that I've not had a cup of coffee or an energy drink. 846 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,920 Really. I didn't know that. 847 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:33,480 Yeah, OK. Trying to. 848 00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,680 Instead of killing people, is that the deal? 849 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:38,200 Like, are you going on a mercenary job in the next month 850 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,400 or two? I gave up coffee for a week. 851 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,240 I could take down the Somali or the I could be the pirate in the 852 00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:47,200 Gulf of America. Just take away coffee. 853 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,960 So yeah, not only. And I can. 854 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:52,120 Smell the coffee on them. I'd like, oh, you're done. 855 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,320 And then they'd like guys biting this dude. 856 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,040 Yeah, I'm stuck in the caffeine from his veins. 857 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,480 Not only am I miserable because I'm in a really big calorie 858 00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,400 deficit, but I'm also miserable because I don't consume any 859 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,160 caffeine anymore. Danny, stop it, Stop it. 860 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:09,000 You're just like me now, except for the whole calorie deficit 861 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:09,600 thing. But. 862 00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:14,040 I'm a pretty big one, Danny. I just, I just crossed over 2000 863 00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:19,400 calories drinking this shake and I'm up to 240 grams of protein 864 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,640 today. Wow. 865 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,800 You ain't a boy. Drink caffeine Danny. 866 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,520 There's nothing wrong with caffeine telling you have a 867 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,840 monster. No, I'm not telling you any of 868 00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:31,800 that. Drink coffee. 869 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,120 Drink black coffee. Drink black coffee. 870 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,160 Seriously people being like oh get off caffeine it's killing 871 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,200 you. Shut up, shut up. 872 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:40,560 Y'all don't know what you're talking about. 873 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,640 No the 500 grams of sugar perennial is killing you. 874 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,120 But no, get rid of the coffee part of it. 875 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,760 Drink black coffee. I have one cherry coke 0 a day. 876 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,840 There's my caffeine. Does that even have anything 877 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,600 like what that doesn't have? Caffeine. 878 00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:59,200 It's got 25 milligrams in it. That's basically nothing. 879 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,840 It's fine. A Snickers bar. 880 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:04,960 Penis looks like a Snickers bar. Snackers bar. 881 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:10,600 Yeah, pretty much I'm just. No, I'm all for you doing what 882 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:15,040 you need to do to lose weight and help yourself 100% ladies 883 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:19,760 and gentlemen, be healthy, do it the right way, don't have to 884 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,320 give up everything. Stop it. 885 00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:24,640 No, it's trendy, but it's trendy. 886 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,760 I want to give up everything. Yeah, literally. 887 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,760 It's trendy for class. Watch yours. 888 00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:30,200 You know what it does? Nothing. 889 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:34,360 Honestly, most, most of it, well, most of the two weeks has 890 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,760 been an accident. Not gonna lie. 891 00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,040 Oopsie, I keep. I'm telling you I. 892 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,960 Keep forgetting the. Standalone Monster. 893 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,480 I totally stand laying off Monster for a little bit to lose 894 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,400 weight. It'll help. 895 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,400 It'll help. Caffeine is not the enemy. 896 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,280 Take a caffeine pill. Do coffee. 897 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,000 You don't, that's fine. Take a caffeine pill. 898 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,880 I'm telling you, just get sick for three days straight and 899 00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:57,080 don't eat because you feel nauseous and you don't want to. 900 00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,360 Lick. I'm licking. 901 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,080 Everything OK? I'm trying to get sick. 902 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:05,400 Come over here like, hey, it's on my body, It's not on my body, 903 00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:09,560 it's not on my body. I just wanted him to lick me. 904 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,200 Have you logged in a roll 20 yet? 905 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:23,560 I'm working on it. There's a PDF you might want to 906 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,840 open and be. No, don't confuse them further. 907 00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,960 Don't confuse them further, just do the setup. 908 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:42,280 DF pedophile, what is that? How do you spell PF? 909 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:53,040 Google.com, www.google.com. And. 910 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:59,880 Into the Google search bar. I saw a TikTok, you know that 911 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,400 trend, you know that trend that's going around where it's 912 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,800 like the I think he's, I think I'm going to die in this house. 913 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:05,840 I don't know if you've seen that. 914 00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:10,680 OK, Anyways, so this guy is looking over this other guy's 915 00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,160 shoulder on his laptop. He's got google.com pulled up 916 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:19,160 and he types in the search engine EUGGLE and then he hits 917 00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:21,600 enter and it pops up. Did you mean Google and then? 918 00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,680 It's already. Purple from him selecting it. 919 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,440 He's done this before. We just. 920 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,320 Put. It again and it sends it right 921 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:32,400 back to where? He was. 922 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,440 Google. Google. 923 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,640 How's a Google? What's a Google? 924 00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:41,400 I meant what I said. I meant Google. 925 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,560 So swole. You, you swole. 926 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:57,880 So bad, So bad. Yeah, my lip looks like I just 927 00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,840 took on Ronda Rousey, right, Bob? 928 00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:10,760 Lucky. I just fought Ronda Rousey lip. 929 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:14,760 You fought Ronda Rousey. I fought her. 930 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:20,880 Well, you fought her. So I mean, well, I mean, they 931 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,840 say everybody has a price. I don't think Ronda Rousey is 932 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,920 like ridiculously hot. I just, I just think it would be 933 00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:31,000 a lot of fun to, you know, wrestle Ronda Rousey to see if 934 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,600 she could beat me. She would. 935 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,840 I know. I know. 936 00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:40,280 I mean, I feel like you could just stand there and be fine. 937 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,280 Look, it's if she does jujitsu, all you gotta do is just stand 938 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,040 up. You're fine. 939 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:50,080 Yeah, what was that one? Did I, did you get the TikTok I 940 00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:53,000 sent you forever ago? It was like a guy that was just 941 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,440 like I entered A jiu jitsu tournament to prove that it 942 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,840 doesn't work. He just the guy tried to get him 943 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,120 on the ground and he just he stood there, he stood up and the 944 00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:05,000 guy was like he's staying on the ground. 945 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:11,400 He's like, come on, fight me. He's like, no, he almost got 946 00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,760 disqualified from the tournament for not. 947 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,880 Was it not anticipating or something?