1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,840 The Main Menu podcast presents CAD under the table. 2 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,360 I don't think Cheddar will be here tonight. 3 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:15,760 Oh, really? Yeah. 4 00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:18,760 Oh, he wants. To play with his girlfriend. 5 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:25,280 Oh, I knew it, I knew it. They get a girl and all of a 6 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,520 sudden you know their friends don't don't mean anything 7 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:29,840 anymore. Do you? 8 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,640 Are you one of? Are you one of those people that 9 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:35,480 thinks that you can't have female friends without the 10 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:38,960 intent of getting with them or wanting to date? 11 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,920 I think you can because like, I mean, I feel like I have a 12 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,000 fairly decent friendship with my, with my boss. 13 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,600 I mean, she's still my boss. But yeah, it's different. 14 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,320 And like, I don't think I've ever slept with her. 15 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,920 I don't think I have. You don't think you have? 16 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,200 I don't think I have. Hang on, no, I haven't. 17 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,960 Let me check. Yeah, so good. 18 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,120 Yeah, and I've even been alone with her, like in her own house, 19 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,120 and she calls me your substitute husband. 20 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:05,880 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 21 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:06,800 Yeah. Oh. 22 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,920 Doing doing work for her 'cause I, you know, she didn't have 23 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:13,400 anybody to, to do anything or, you know, I, I won't go into 24 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,920 huge detail, but their husband isn't, you know, they can't 25 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:18,400 really take care of anything. So. 26 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,160 He could. Oh, handyman stuff. 27 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,680 He can't. Yeah, yeah. 28 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:22,200 Oh yeah. Yeah. 29 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've not. 30 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:26,080 Everybody, not everybody knows. Well, you. 31 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:32,440 Got to have a gift of knowledge. I don't know, I mean, I so I, I 32 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,520 guess it's kind of in my blood because, you know, my dad was, 33 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:36,840 you know, sheet metal journeyman. 34 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:40,000 Like he still, he is, he's still, he's, he's, he's going to 35 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,960 be 79 this year and he still does. 36 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,680 He still installs furnaces, you know, not like he used to. 37 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,320 Oh, yeah. I'm super proud of him. 38 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,520 Oh, yeah, it really is. He's he's really amazing. 39 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,480 I think he's going to live to be pretty old. 40 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,280 I'm, I'm happy about that, but it's really happy. 41 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:59,000 Yeah. But you know, like, so like, I 42 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,800 don't know, it's, it's been in my blood. 43 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:05,760 But like, as I was growing up or growing older, however you want 44 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:10,120 to put it, like I put myself in positions where I was going to 45 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:14,320 learn how to do more things. You know, like I, I started 46 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:17,120 working full time construction, not because there was lots of 47 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,200 money in it, because the guys I was working for, I wasn't really 48 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:25,920 making a lot, you know, 11-12 bucks an hour like 1517 years 49 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,520 ago, something like that. So not, I wasn't making like 50 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,520 tons of money. Not not that great really. 51 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,040 I mean, not compared to, I mean like you could, if you were 52 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,240 working for a big, you know, a bigger company, you could be 53 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,600 making 2025 an hour. I was barely making it. 54 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:44,240 But like I, I did it so that I could learn more and, and know 55 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,720 more and, and be able to take care of my own stuff. 56 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:50,360 And it turns out the more you know, the more you can help 57 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,680 other people. So that's, that's what's end up 58 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,040 happening a lot, which is fine. It's kind of my ministry right 59 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:57,800 now, so. Nice. 60 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:01,240 Yeah, I feel like we glossed over the fact that your boss 61 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,040 called you her substitute husband. 62 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:07,320 Oh yeah, yeah, it's, it's a joke because she's her husband's not, 63 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:11,240 not what he should be as a husband and doesn't doesn't 64 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,640 really take care of anything. He has a job. 65 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,040 Yeah, he has a job, but that's it. 66 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,680 Like, I mean, she, like she'll have me over for small stuff, 67 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,160 like all the time. Like, do you mind if, like, I 68 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,400 bought my daughter a new dresser? 69 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,440 Do you mind if you can you come over and put it together? 70 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,200 Put it together, Yeah. And so like when I'm there. 71 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,480 Together that like no has instructions. 72 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,920 No, I'm not even sure if he knows what a screw. 73 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,520 I'm not even sure if he knows what a screwdriver is or a 74 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,480 hammer. He knows what a hammer is. 75 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,560 I think he can use a hammer, but I mean. 76 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:43,000 You name your screwdriver? No, I don't. 77 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,840 What? I think Phillips a stupid name. 78 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,040 I wouldn't. Have a. 79 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:47,840 Screwdriver that. I named mine Torque. 80 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:52,360 Torque safety. No, but I mean like it's just 81 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:56,240 it's just he just I don't know, like he can't even carry ATV on 82 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,000 his own. He has to ask her to help him. 83 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:02,360 Like, yeah, I mean. TV's are like handheld now. 84 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,240 Basically, I mean, you can take the biggest TV you want and it's 85 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,360 awkward, but they're not heavy. I mean, no, yeah. 86 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,880 Shoot, I can remember moving those, those console TV's 87 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:16,120 around, man, those things were like nine, 9000 lbs. 88 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:19,519 And that was a, that was a 19 inch, you know. 89 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:25,360 My friend had a basement TV that was like the size of a wall. 90 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:29,120 I mean it was bigger than like your arm span but it wasn't. 91 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,920 It was a tube TV. Oh yeah, Dang. 92 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,680 Oh, they bought the house with it and they left the house 93 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,600 without it because it's like, you can't. 94 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,160 You're not moving it like that. Sucker's there. 95 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,760 That sucker got. Got it. 96 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,080 Around the TV, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 97 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:45,080 I was just going to say it got lowered down before they put the 98 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:47,000 floor down. I think so. 99 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:51,000 It's it was massive and it's it's into like the part of the 100 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:51,840 wall. So like. 101 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,120 Oh man, so it's. Like Flash with the wall but 102 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,880 back behind it. It's probably like huge, you 103 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,120 know, tube TV stuff. Oh. 104 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,800 Man, yeah, like 20 years ago we had her. 105 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:05,040 Well, my father-in-law, my wife's dead. 106 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:10,120 He ended up giving us. So it was basically a one of 107 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,920 those projection screen TV's, but it was one that was 108 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:16,480 completely internal, but it was it was big. 109 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,920 It had. Yay. 110 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:21,200 Oh yeah? What up, baby? 111 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:26,800 Can you join the chat? Oh, it is cheddar. 112 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,240 Is that Alex or cheddar? Cheddar. 113 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:35,400 Oh, it's true. I love it. 114 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,360 Yeah. I am currently in the middle of 115 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:40,480 playing Battlefield 6. Nice. 116 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,840 Oh yeah, today was the open beta. 117 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:44,880 Yeah, and it lasts for two weeks. 118 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:49,720 You're not on with potato. No, I misread the timing. 119 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,080 Uh oh. Shit. 120 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,760 Jeez, what's? Wrong with the timing, yeah. 121 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,160 Oh, no timing. It was. 122 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,640 It was a couple hours ago. The timing and structure. 123 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,520 Did you hear Sweet her? What? 124 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:06,920 What did she? What to her? 125 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:12,840 Blink 182 lyrics Anyway, you sparked the topic of can you be 126 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:16,960 friends with a woman without the over and overall intent of 127 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,040 wanting to date them. No, really. 128 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,160 In the bank. Of your mind? 129 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:23,040 Not really. Always on there like if 130 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:27,040 something opens up and I never. Gave a man, I'm not going to say 131 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,520 anything. I'm not going. 132 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,000 To say anything, I myself specifically. 133 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,720 Sparked this. Conversation. 134 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,280 OK. I don't know what's going on. 135 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,800 So who sparked the conversation? I I told, I told Bob that you 136 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,720 were gaming with Potato, your friend. 137 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,600 Was a girl with a potato. With a potato. 138 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:51,480 And then I said, are you one of those people that think that you 139 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,000 can be friends with a girl without wanting to date her in 140 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,200 the back of your mind? Bob said yes. 141 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,440 I think you can. I remember. 142 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,680 I remember somebody. I won't name them. 143 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,080 I remember somebody telling me about Bang. 144 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:07,880 How long ago was that? 13 years ago? 145 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:11,320 14 years ago? Somebody telling me that that 146 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,600 boys and girls could be friends without. 147 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,280 Boys and girls. You know boys and you know 148 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,600 boyfriends and girlfriends. I say no, I won't name this way. 149 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,760 Like. You say no too. 150 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,880 Like you may both be preoccupied, but something is 151 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,080 turning in the back of your head. 152 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,800 Like if something might happen, what am I? 153 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:31,560 Like I'll think that happens to a lot of people, so I don't put 154 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:33,640 myself. In a situation, I think it 155 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:37,080 would, it would be a stronger conversation between me and 156 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:42,360 Matato if we weren't, if we weren't like Andrea, sorry. 157 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,640 It would, it would be more of a conversation if we weren't like, 158 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,240 you know, like 1000 miles apart because she lives in 159 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:54,040 Massachusetts. I'm exaggerating. 160 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,320 I'm. Exaggerating. 161 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:57,920 I know it's not. He's exaggerating. 162 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:01,840 It might be, I mean, have we have we measured it? 163 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,680 It could be that's it. I. 164 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:09,960 Think isn't it the Philippines? Like so here's here's the. 20 165 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:12,080 miles away all. Right, here's the thing. 166 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:18,080 So I I don't think it's possible like not like intentionally. 167 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,080 I think there's always going to be like that. 168 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,760 What if thing impact your head like Joe said right I. 169 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,120 Think so, yeah. I I think like. 170 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:29,480 The more you guys hang out, the more they like the feelings like 171 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,960 develop even like you said, unintentional. 172 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,799 Background. It's like you're not even, you 173 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:35,480 don't even want it. You're not conscious of it, but 174 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:36,760 it's in the background. Which is I. 175 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:41,559 Think the only time that you can do that would be like if it's 176 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,159 like your friend's significant others like that. 177 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,840 Yeah. So we, we have like our, our 178 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:50,000 couple and then we have like other couple friends, you know, 179 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,400 so. So I. 180 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:54,680 Don't. I don't. 181 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:56,520 Want you guys do on the SO as me as a guy. 182 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:01,360 I don't want my I don't want my girlfriend or significant other 183 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,600 to have just like single guy best friends. 184 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,720 There's a lot, a lot of guys up on that. 185 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:10,240 Yeah, that's probably would too. Yeah, and there's a danger in 186 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:13,360 it, I'm sure. And you know, I I'm going to 187 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,240 spill some tea. One of my one of my ex 188 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,400 girlfriends I. Told her. 189 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,600 Specifically that I do not want her hanging out with this guy 190 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:23,320 because of the messages she sent and lo and behold, she cheated 191 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,560 on me with him because they were hanging out much. 192 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,160 Yep, I. Know so. 193 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:31,080 Where she and. Now she's pregnant with some 194 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:34,600 dudes, or she got pregnant by some random dude and now is 195 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:38,120 raising a kid single parently, so that's cool. 196 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:39,800 I. Like it? 197 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:45,120 That's cool. No, so to to be to be fair, like 198 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:49,080 it's it's dangerous is like, OK, so when you say friend, are you 199 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:52,160 talking about like you go and hang out with just them? 200 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,040 Is that, was that what you mean by that, Joey? 201 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,280 I think I would think so. Don't. 202 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:59,520 Just try to agree. No, I think that's that's 203 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,680 dangerous. You don't want to dangerous if 204 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,560 you don't want to develop a relationship. 205 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:07,200 With unless it's some kind of business, like another thing is 206 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:12,320 like with my job, I'm a contractor usually are a lot of 207 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:16,480 the times the husband's at work and the woman's, you know, home 208 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:20,320 alone and and and normally that would be a dicey situation, but 209 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,240 you know. I'm working I've. 210 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,200 Seen many sets like that or many videos? 211 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:29,760 However, however, come on, I think. 212 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,840 Johnny Spenz is he gets on that situation my. 213 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:39,040 Words did I freeze for you guys? Yes, you did. 214 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,440 And it's so funny because you're like. 215 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,720 Oh damn it, I tried to. Get a speech out. 216 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,520 Of it Oh Dang it, I should've no. 217 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:49,600 But seriously, I've gotten a lot of swinger vibes from people and 218 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:53,800 this one, this one lady in particular, I think if I said 219 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:57,280 yes, I think she would have. So now I never in a million. 220 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:01,720 Years would have I've seen, you know, I'm not even kidding, you 221 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,120 know, I mean how much pineapple decor I've seen. 222 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,480 And no kidding, it's. So common? 223 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:08,320 Is it really common? It's a very. 224 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,200 Common thing. Is it really? 225 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,200 Common What the? Hell are you guys talking about? 226 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:16,400 Pineapple is the swinger. Upside down pineapple. 227 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,560 OK, you guys keep talking over each other and you guys are not 228 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,160 giving me an explanation. Sorry, I'll show you a video 229 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:25,480 later. I'll show you a video later so. 230 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:27,040 Pineapples. Yeah, sorry. 231 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:30,320 Go ahead, Joy. That's the symbol. 232 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,840 It's the signal to other swingers that, hey, I'm a 233 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,200 swinger Pineapple. To swing. 234 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:38,400 Anywhere, whether whether it's the decor or you're walking in 235 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:40,760 the supermarket and you put a pine at like someone has a 236 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,200 pineapple in the cart, they're trying to meet people. 237 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,080 Yeah, stuff like that. The pineapple. 238 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:46,800 Look for pineapples now and you'll see them. 239 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,680 Everywhere. So doesn't it have? 240 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,320 Isn't it supposed to be upside down pineapples or am I wrong? 241 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,880 That's more over. Yeah, they can be either. 242 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,760 Way like, but like a sewn, like cast like statue of a pineapple 243 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,240 on someone's porch. You're sending off a message 244 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:01,320 like. I'm sorry. 245 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:02,400 You're a. Swinger. 246 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:06,840 I. I, I am I just one of those that 247 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:10,920 just doesn't understand because I don't care for swingers. 248 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,760 Like I'll never be in a relationship like that. 249 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,760 This is stuff I've heard on the radio, radio talk show, and 250 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,680 people call in and it's a huge thing, it's a huge deal. 251 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,920 I've seen a couple of videos on the website. 252 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,960 Yeah. I want to. 253 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,920 I want to tell. I want to tell a story. 254 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,360 Sorry, I don't tell. A story with this. 255 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:36,040 With this with this situation, I was, I was doing demo at this 256 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,840 lady's house and her husband's at work and. 257 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,440 Demo wasn't a lady. Huh. 258 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,640 Demo wasn't a lady. Doing demo no. 259 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,000 We're like carrying. We're carrying stuff out. 260 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,280 We're carrying stuff out and she's on, she's in the office 261 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,320 and then all of a sudden I come out and she's laying. 262 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,520 It's a master bathroom. So she was laying on her bed. 263 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,760 Like you don't have to be there. It's not night night. 264 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,600 It's not night time. That was weird. 265 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:07,040 Another day I came and she's like, she's like, hey, I'm kind 266 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,400 of like I like to do house repair stuff. 267 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,920 Do you think I could come up there with you and we could work 268 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:13,480 together? I. 269 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,120 Was. Like, I don't think there's 270 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,240 anything you could do. I think I'm just, I kind of got 271 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:23,320 my own thing going on today. And so then that was, that was a 272 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,480 signal. Yeah. 273 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:27,320 Definitely was, and then another time. 274 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,600 Never know, I'm one of those that gives people benefit of the 275 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,120 doubt. Maybe that gets me a different a 276 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,840 dangerous situation, but like, I'm. 277 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,720 Maybe. Maybe she. 278 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,760 Genuinely wanted. It's not dangerous. 279 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,000 Maybe she liked some handyman stuff and she had mentioned 280 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,680 doing some work around the house. 281 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,640 Yeah, but still, she wanted to burn for a man again. 282 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,280 She want to give her man a handy. 283 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,800 Handy. Yeah, handy work. 284 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,240 Or she wanted to see what you could do with those hands. 285 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,840 Boy, oh boy. And then another day I was like, 286 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,440 you know, small shot, small talk, chit chat. 287 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:04,040 And I'd said something stupid and it wasn't, I don't even 288 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,880 remember what I said. It wasn't anything funny. 289 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:10,080 But she busted out laughing. I was like, OK, nervous. 290 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:15,200 And then the husband walks in. He's like, he's like, hey, we're 291 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,520 standing in the bathroom, you know, across the bathroom. 292 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,000 I'm not right next to her. But he's, he comes, the husband 293 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,040 comes in. He's like, hey, what's going on 294 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,680 here? I was like, nothing, just 295 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,960 explaining da, da, da. And he's like, yeah, I just 296 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,080 heard another dude laughing with my wife. 297 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:35,600 I was like, no, no, no, no. I was explaining this and and 298 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,920 she said she said something. She's like, she's like, oh, 299 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,600 don't pretend that you care. Oh yeah. 300 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,120 Like dude. Yeah. 301 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,400 Dude so. He was looking for some comfort. 302 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,680 I'm grateful my my looking, I think. 303 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:53,640 He has a reason to find that. Yeah, my boss has never thrown 304 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,080 any of those signals. If she has, I haven't seen them. 305 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:01,200 Yeah. And after that, she she never 306 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,640 threw anything out like that again. 307 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,880 It was all. Good. 308 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,400 Yeah, I think she picked up that I was not interested. 309 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,640 In a hit on since college? Since college? 310 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,960 Yeah, since college. Yeah, nobody. 311 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,320 Were you? Hit on in college. 312 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,760 Oh yeah, I've I've had a couple girlfriends in college. 313 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:22,880 Here's the thing, I'm happily married and it'd make my day to 314 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:23,920 get hit on. It'd be great. 315 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,560 Made me feel. You do it all the time, Joey, 316 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,480 Make you feel like you're worth something. 317 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:33,200 Exactly like hey, I got it. I get told it smell nice a lot 318 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:33,920 I. Mean nice. 319 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,600 I smell nice. You get what? 320 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,640 A lot. I get told it smell nice a lot. 321 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,800 They're like my Cologne. You do smell nice. 322 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,960 A lot. I mean, you do. 323 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,040 Have good Cologne cheddar. Joey, I would. 324 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,600 I would mess up the sheets with you. 325 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,440 Nice, I get hit on by other guys like you guys. 326 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:56,000 So so years ago, years ago when I was in college, there was a 327 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,720 there was a lady and she was married. 328 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,120 She was on her 5th or 6th husband. 329 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:05,000 She I think she had actually college him. 330 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:09,880 And yeah, in Bible college. Nonetheless, the guy that she 331 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:12,480 was married to was, I think, I think she told him that he was 332 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,800 #5 but he ended up being number six. 333 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,760 Yeah, so. I am #4. 334 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:23,640 She was one of those that always stands way too close to you and 335 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:28,920 is too informal and touches and feels a lot and you're like, 336 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,560 you're just like, OK, is that just how she is? 337 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:35,160 She coming on to me? And so like, it was one of those 338 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,960 things I, I've learned over the course of my life. 339 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,560 Generally, not always generally, if you get a feeling about 340 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:45,440 something in especially in this area, you're probably right or 341 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:48,960 you're probably in the, in the right area of being a Venus. 342 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,720 Exactly. So like, so she would, she had 343 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,800 been over to it like, 'cause we, our families, you know, we're 344 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,880 kind of friends and she had been over and she was helping my 345 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:03,920 wife. So we were moving bedrooms, but 346 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,599 there they were moving bedrooms around. 347 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:09,240 They were, they were swapping the kids rooms I think is what 348 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,280 it was. Swapping. 349 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:14,680 The yeah, the beds around and all that and so like I got, I 350 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,560 got home from work or whatever. Yeah. 351 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:21,560 And so like we were like me and my wife and this young lady, not 352 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,440 she wasn't young actually, I think she's. 353 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,520 Getting old around. My age or older, right? 354 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,359 Right. I think she's older. 355 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:30,480 I can't remember. I got it. 356 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,040 I think she is, yeah. Oh, would you say she is? 357 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,040 She is. Oh yeah, so you know you. 358 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,240 I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. 359 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,040 So. This. 360 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,680 Is a good. Picture so yeah, so. 361 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:46,320 Like me and my wife and her are standing there talking and I 362 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,600 didn't and I told, I told my wife like, I don't really want 363 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,800 to be in the same room with her. She kind of wigs me out, you 364 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,840 know, and. And so, you know. 365 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:56,720 Yeah. There you go. 366 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,640 I love. That's a really good shot of 367 00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,080 you. Yep. 368 00:17:59,240 --> 00:17:59,600 Cheddar. Yeah. 369 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,480 That's actually a good picture. Yeah, it really is. 370 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,840 So I'd put that on the dating website if I were you. 371 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,600 So I wouldn't. Me on the. 372 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,200 Phone Oh, Speaking of that, we, we really need to host a dating 373 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,960 show. For me, I think it, I think it 374 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,680 would bring in like a lot of listeners. 375 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,680 We did mention I don't, I don't hate the idea. 376 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,440 How do you go a little? So we're all standing there and, 377 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,400 and my wife, you know, she's like, I got to go do something 378 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,680 and she takes off out of the room and I'm sitting there, 379 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,520 right. I'm sitting on the bed like I'm 380 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,480 tired and. I was like. 381 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:39,040 Oh no. And immediately this woman sits 382 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:43,400 down almost on top of my lap and she's and she starts talking to 383 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,240 me and I don't know what she said. 384 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,440 I didn't care what she said. I took off out of that room so 385 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:50,320 quick. I was like I. 386 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,760 Think I heard, my wife told me. Yeah, if you were there. 387 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,040 One extra second you would add a handout. 388 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,480 Yeah, I see. I felt, I felt and I've known a 389 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,840 couple in the last 30 some years. 390 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,960 And I when I say couple, I mean too, you know that if I would 391 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,520 have said hey, you wanna, it would have been. 392 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:13,680 And otherwise, I mean, my, my. Thankfully I'm ugly enough that 393 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,320 I haven't gotten that often enough. 394 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,200 Terrible. It's fine. 395 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:21,520 It's fine, you know. Yeah, well, I've known a couple 396 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:26,280 in my 32 years of life that if I said you wanna, I would have the 397 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,360 police called on me. You. 398 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:31,480 Would have the police called on me? 399 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,600 I have. AI have a genuine question. 400 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,920 You wanna? Oh, that's is that bear maze? 401 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,960 Do you guys think you guys get hit on more because you are 402 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,800 dating someone or you? Got the. 403 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:52,440 Because because when I was dating this person, I mentioned 404 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:58,080 her earlier when I was dating her, I noticed that I did get 405 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:02,120 hit on by like a couple other coworkers at the same time. 406 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,520 And I've always like brushed them off whatever that made but 407 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,040 that. But the whole like being hit on 408 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,760 made my girlfriend so insecure. So. 409 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,880 I will say yes, it does for a couple different reasons. 410 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:19,640 One, because obviously somebody wants you for some reason and 411 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,480 they're they're locking you down for a reason. 412 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:25,280 So like that makes the people go, well, this clearly has 413 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:29,080 value. Yeah, the thing. 414 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,680 Is. I think it's just like you're 415 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,080 heightened, you're more heightened to it. 416 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:38,520 It's like I remember back in high school when you like maybe 417 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,360 finally, like got the the girl that you were chasing your whole 418 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,840 high school career, right and you got to go to, you know, 419 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,200 whatever with her. Then all of a sudden it's 420 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,360 singular. As soon as that and other people 421 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:52,880 start being interested, like all at the same time, they're like 422 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,680 where were you? Six months ago. 423 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,280 You know what I mean? Yeah. 424 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,760 It's it's like that where it's like, it's almost like this. 425 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:02,640 I don't know what to call it, but it's like you're. 426 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,720 Where they missed their chance to it. 427 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think it's. 428 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,960 Like they like they missed their chance of then like well, it's a 429 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,040 new relationship if and I finally this finally pushed me 430 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,320 to and. Normally you think it's like the 431 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:18,840 fairy. It's like that where it's like, 432 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,760 I I got to get this person. Maybe it's just like and, and 433 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,040 maybe it's just us as guys reading into it and being like. 434 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,040 Oh, she wants me. You know what I mean? 435 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,560 But yeah, I don't know. It could just be that we're more 436 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,120 attuned to it because it's like, OK, we're locked down now. 437 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:35,560 I've got a I was only for this one person and all of a sudden 438 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,680 you start like everybody starts piling on, you know what I mean? 439 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,920 Everybody wants to be a temptress. 440 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,800 Not that, again, I don't think it's nefarious. 441 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,240 I don't think people do it on purpose all the time. 442 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,440 But. Maybe just some like male ego in 443 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,160 there too. Yeah, it could be. 444 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,520 I I certainly would like to understand it better because I I 445 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,800 mean. Psychology. 446 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,520 I wish I I wish I had. I wish I had it. 447 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,720 I wish I did get hit on. It'd make me feel better about 448 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,200 me make. My day, every day, but I I don't 449 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,360 know if I've ever really been hit on. 450 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,800 I can't say that I ever had started. 451 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:13,160 With there was one time I was indirectly hit on, which was 452 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,320 kind of weird. I guess whenever I say head on, 453 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,440 I mean flirted with, yeah. Yeah, and there's been a few 454 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,560 times Co workers. I mean, yeah. 455 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,920 But like, generally nothing. Seriously. 456 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,520 The other one was one like we were first married and there was 457 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,640 this girl that was rumored and most people that I talked to had 458 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,680 definitely confirmed the rumor that she had slept with just 459 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,760 about every guy that worked there. 460 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,800 And all of a sudden she took a liking to me. 461 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:43,600 And I remember I was going out to meet my wife and Danny was 462 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,800 only I don't even he might have. No, he wasn't even a year old. 463 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,200 He's only a few months old. And she grabbed. 464 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:54,800 Yeah, She grabbed, she grabbed my hand and was holding my hand, 465 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,480 like as we were walking out. And I was like, I shouldn't be 466 00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,720 liking this, but this makes me feel like I'm the biggest, 467 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:04,600 strongest man in the world. Yeah, it does. 468 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,200 It made me feel like hugely valued, like, and like my wife 469 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,040 saw it and she was like, she kind of like eyeballed me. 470 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,680 And I was like, I don't know, She just grabbed my hand and. 471 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,800 Yeah, I felt way too good. You didn't do anything. 472 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,640 No. You know what I should text her? 473 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,600 What's your baby name? I wonder if something like if if 474 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,520 like you're on the if you're on the look, you know, if you're 475 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,360 out actually like looking for it and maybe you don't realize that 476 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:38,280 you are if that doesn't send some kind of a signal like. 477 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,640 In. Desperate. 478 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,320 Yeah, it's. Like if you lose something 479 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,400 right, you don't fight it until you stop looking. 480 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,240 For it. That's true, yeah, Yeah. 481 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,240 Yeah. And that's, that's what 482 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,760 happened, yeah. I just. 483 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,720 Ran from it. Another thing too, so I I am a 484 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,720 part of a couple dating sites. I shouldn't be because it's so 485 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:58,280 geared towards women, but. Yeah, they are, yeah. 486 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,920 Like a lot of the people that I find like either either 487 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,600 attractive or we share like a crap ton of similarities. 488 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,400 Like there is this one girl that I matched with and I, and I 489 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:14,000 didn't realize it, but she lives all the way in Indiana and but 490 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:19,160 she was into D&D, she was into Yu-gi-oh, Magic the Gathering. 491 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:23,040 And I was like, holy cow, we share a lot in common. 492 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:27,600 I looked at our thing, at the distance or whatever like, and I 493 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,040 was like, oh, she's. I can do it. 494 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,880 It's only 9 hours. I did it today, guys, OK. 495 00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:40,120 Depends on where you're headed. Now I'll try 9 hours for a date. 496 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,720 Yeah, it's OK. It's worth it. 497 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,520 Yeah, I mean. Once a month. 498 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:49,000 In the words of Dennis, I'm always saying in Philadelphia, 499 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:53,920 think of the implications. What is the implication? 500 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,680 But Long story short, we unmatched and I was like OK. 501 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,680 The one time that I was indirectly hit on that I 502 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,400 mentioned earlier was I was doing, I had my delivery job was 503 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:13,240 delivering a produce to this like chocolate shop and it was 504 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,520 like apples and that they were going to caramelize them or 505 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,840 whatever. I want you to caramelize my 506 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,000 apple. That's what she said. 507 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,240 No, but. Whoa. 508 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,120 No, she's like if she has an apple, you might want to run 509 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,280 away. Yeah. 510 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:28,720 Yeah. That's. 511 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,320 Yeah, yeah, Apple. That's an apple. 512 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:34,400 Yeah, yeah. But she's just like, why are all 513 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,720 the guys that deliver from your company attractive, passive 514 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,560 aggressive? I was like, are you saying that 515 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:45,000 about mwah? She's what? 516 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,640 That was direct, by the way, that. 517 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,920 Wasn't in there. That was hyper. 518 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,040 Direct. Kind of the way she said it. 519 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,280 Like I. Think it. 520 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,240 Was more like a direct AOE rather than like a direct. 521 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,640 Single. Yeah, you're right. 522 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,440 You're right in terms that we all can understand, that's 523 00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,160 exactly. Right. 524 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,880 Right. And dude, it made my day. 525 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:02,720 Yeah, that's real. Nice. 526 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,680 Yeah, struggles to pick up the people with them, Like, yeah, 527 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,160 that's a direct yeah. That was. 528 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,760 I guess it was. I guess it was almost passive 529 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,080 aggressive the way she said it. Almost, yeah. 530 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,200 She kind of I. Think Derek said it best? 531 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,840 Yeah, because she thought you were pretty hot. 532 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,960 I guess so. A few other guys I guess. 533 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,840 I struggled to think of a singular I think where I was. 534 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,240 Supported with her head off, you know. 535 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,880 What I mean? Yeah, yeah, it could have been a 536 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,920 jumping off point, but. Yeah, there haven't been very 537 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,320 many. If there was like, yeah. 538 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,840 Yeah, like I know what stay away from. 539 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,760 I have a foolproof way to wank a woman. 540 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,400 Fall in love with me. That's a. 541 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:41,760 Gun. There you go. 542 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:43,800 Get on a. Gun. 543 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,840 Just pull just and you don't have to point it, you just kind 544 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,640 of hold it up. Get on your knees your. 545 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,200 Face never thought about dating a guy like me and then you kind 546 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,600 of lick the gun and. I'm so scratchy, yeah. 547 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,800 Damn it. I mean, so the women, you 548 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,640 probably have a decent relationship with the women in 549 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,280 your closet. Probably at this point Stockholm 550 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,680 syndrome probably took over by now. 551 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:17,840 Yeah, I would think so. For legal purposes, I do not 552 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,680 have a woman in my closet. No, Absolutely. 553 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,200 It's all a legend. It's all a legend. 554 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,360 Yeah, it's an. Urban myth. 555 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:25,480 It's a. Legend. 556 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,400 Love. It do you guys have a shooting 557 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,720 your shot stories? Oh, is it trying to trying to 558 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,080 hit on someone? Yes. 559 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,720 No, not shooting at them with your gun or. 560 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,720 With other shooting, I'm much too timid. 561 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,360 I'm much too timid. Yeah, I don't know how it would 562 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,200 go. I I would not have been good on 563 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,840 the dating sites let. Me tell you they're brutal, man. 564 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,320 They're brutal. I can only imagine. 565 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:57,680 It's the the worst that she can say is no, that's not true at 566 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,040 all. Dude, why are you talking to me? 567 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,160 Oh no. Yeah. 568 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,720 That's awful. The worst, the worst thing that 569 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,720 can say is this emoji. The small. 570 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,920 The small. Small and. 571 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:17,720 Then and then laughing cry face. And that's when you just go, Oh 572 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,280 yeah. And then you let it hit the 573 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,960 ground. Oh, that was my gun. 574 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,360 That was, that was my gun. I'm like. 575 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,760 Pee pee. That's when you that's when you 576 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,440 let her hit the ground and, and, and show her what are you 577 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,100 talking. About I'd have to be doing push 578 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:33,840 ups my nose, making love to the ground, not have it. 579 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,440 Hit the ground. I would be like. 580 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,600 How'd you know? Oh, you mean? 581 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,160 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought. 582 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,200 I thought we were all the same. I'm sorry. 583 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,240 No, we're. Great. 584 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,240 We're not even a little. Very different. 585 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,560 Very different. My if your yours might be like a 586 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,520 like a handle. Mine's a light switch. 587 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,160 It's. A light switch I can't do. 588 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,320 That. Part. 589 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,240 It's very impressive until I get my turn here. 590 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,600 Is on little. I'm a little button at the other 591 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,240 door handle to lock the door. Nice. 592 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,440 But you know what? Those are necessary too. 593 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,000 That's how you lock the doorknob. 594 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:15,720 You really are. Most of you guys probably know 595 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,640 my story. I hit on the girl with my 596 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,240 British accent. Yes. 597 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,720 But for the listeners, I hit on a girl with a British accent. 598 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,120 That's pretty much it. Got her number? 599 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,880 Work though, didn't it? We did. 600 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,360 No, I did. We went out, I got her number. 601 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,800 Nice. And yeah, it led to a smoochy 602 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,760 smooch I think too. Yeah, super. 603 00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,960 You know, to lie to somebody. Yeah. 604 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,880 And did she find out that you weren't British? 605 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:44,680 All right. Long time. 606 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,320 When you say in that wrong. A long time after. 607 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,240 Oh my goodness. It's in that in it. 608 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:56,320 No, it was a although I'll I'll also say that it was the worst 609 00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,480 kiss I've ever had in my life. You're saying that even my kiss 610 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,840 is worse better than hers? Way better in our. 611 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,120 In our beards, in our tangle. Yeah, underage. 612 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,320 It locks like Velcro. I was like 20 so it doesn't 613 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:15,080 matter. Maybe technically it's all. 614 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,400 Does does, Does. Does. 615 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,840 It's all. She was a high school senior. 616 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,080 Oh, that's fine. 1870, maybe 17, I don't know. 617 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,280 Yeah, that's. Fine, and I'm a. 618 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,200 Pedophile. I don't know. 619 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,000 No. That was only 20, no? 620 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,080 That's not she was. There's the Romeo and Juliet 621 00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,760 laws. So how was it I I'm interested 622 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,080 about this I. Don't even think. 623 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,600 So terrible. It's just. 624 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,320 Bad. It's just a bad kisser. 625 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,160 I don't know. She's not. 626 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,440 Good. Like she's always good. 627 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:42,600 I don't. Know. 628 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,040 I had a bad kiss. Doesn't say I I haven't either. 629 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:50,520 My my first my first kiss with my wife was incredibly bad and 630 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:55,960 sloppy and I. Loved it, she thought. 631 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,120 Because because I went in because I was because she was 632 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,160 like the epitome of shyness, right? 633 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,680 Didn't like, she was like, I could tell she wanted, you know, 634 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,400 more, but like, she was shy. Yeah. 635 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,920 And so like she was sitting in her car and so. 636 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,760 I reached. In the elevator I reached. 637 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,520 In And I got right in her face because we were saying goodbye 638 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,680 and she kind of leaned back and she was what? 639 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,880 And I said I just wanted to give you a kiss goodbye and she's 640 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:26,640 like oh OK, hang on a second. And I was like, hang on a second 641 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:27,920 for a while. I'm just going to give you. 642 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,520 A She runs into like the front lawn and she started doing some 643 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:36,080 like herpes and stretches and stuff like that. 644 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,240 Well, we were, we were in school, we were talking, right. 645 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,920 So she gets. Out. 646 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,000 She gets out. And she stands on the threshold 647 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:47,840 of her, you know, the driver's side of her vehicle, right? 648 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,480 So she's she's more my height taller, obviously. 649 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,480 And so see, then she was a little taller. 650 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,360 And so it was like, oh, OK, you're making this kind of 651 00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:00,320 weird, but all right, I get it. You're trying to like, you know, 652 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,040 get up to my height. So I go to kiss her. 653 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:08,000 And as I do, she, she like falls off of the threshold of the car 654 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:12,320 and like falls into my arms. And it's like this, like just 655 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,560 just our lips like run down my face. 656 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,840 And I loved it. And she was so embarrassed. 657 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,840 And I was like, no, no, no, it's all good. 658 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:22,040 For me mate, I. Guess I'll see you later. 659 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,240 And then one leg was stiff and yeah. 660 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,840 Huh. No. 2 sizes too small that day. 661 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:36,920 My pants were sticking. All I got was elevator. 662 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,960 That was a long time after that. It was the second date. 663 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:46,320 Oh. Man. 664 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,800 That's a pretty bad one. Sounds like a bad kiss, yeah? 665 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,280 I liked it. But you liked it, so it's 666 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,160 success tasks failed successfully. 667 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,640 Yeah, it failed successfully. Yeah, pretty. 668 00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,840 Much. Yeah, that was the worst one 669 00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,320 ever. Every other one has been 670 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,720 marginally better than that one with that girl. 671 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,920 And we texted long distance for a while, but then we just broke 672 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,480 it off. She showed me off to her high 673 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,120 school friends and that's when it was weird. 674 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,200 Yeah, I was just saying that's kind of weird. 675 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,680 Yeah. Yeah, but, but you know, I, I 676 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,560 don't even think I was 20. I think I was 19. 677 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,520 Let's. See if that holds up in court. 678 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,160 So she was she was done here in. Town. 679 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,840 They are not like us. Yeah. 680 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,840 OK. Yeah, yeah, she was there. 681 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,800 It'd be really funny if I knew her right now. 682 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,520 High school. Certified Lover Boy Certified. 683 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,920 I don't hold on. I don't even think I was 20 684 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,920 because I was just out of high school myself. 685 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:48,760 So what? It was probably a minor no. 686 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:55,600 Not as a senior, 1718. 17. Is a minor, 17 is a minor. 687 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,560 It's. Possible that she was 17 but. 688 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,920 Now. I was like 19 so it's legal I. 689 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,520 Thought it was. 611. It is legal. 690 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,960 It is. Romeo and Juliet. 17 I don't 691 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,080 know Romeo and Juliet. Applies if you went to the same 692 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,239 school you did, not I. I agree. 693 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,360 I agree. I kind of think if she's still 694 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:20,159 in school, it's it's not cool. Well, nothing came of it. 695 00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,440 Good job. For. 696 00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,159 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 697 00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:25,600 She, well, I guess she could have, she could have had 698 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,840 somebody buying for, but she had cigarettes. 699 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,239 She was smoked. She's a smoker. 700 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,239 Okay. You if she's still in high 701 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,400 school. I mean, it means that she's 702 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,560 probably 18. Oh yeah, because high schoolers 703 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,760 never buy cigarettes and alcohol. 704 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,199 Right. Yeah, I know. 705 00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:42,120 That's why. You kidding me? 706 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,639 We had a smoking section at our high school. 707 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,400 Heck, of course it was the 80s, you know? 708 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,280 Yeah. You know, but I don't think I've 709 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:53,120 ever hit on anybody else. I'm not, I'm not a hitter. 710 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,800 Honor. Or me either that's. 711 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,200 Not a new thing. No. 712 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,200 No, they just, they just flocked to me. 713 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,600 What can I say? We are a bunch of betas, aren't 714 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,000 we? It happens in school like it 715 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 just happens in in school or at work. 716 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,200 I mean, now that you've graduated. 717 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,040 In life like an alpha. I don't know how you can make it 718 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,120 happen. I would. 719 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,160 Not be good, I would. I just Sigma I. 720 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:20,520 Don't know I. Sigma I hold, I've kind eyes. 721 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:26,920 I, I hold like my values pretty high when talking or whatever to 722 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,800 people. Like, do you guys remember when 723 00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,440 I was talking to that one chick, it was a couple years ago and we 724 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,560 were trying to, like, I was trying to meet up with her, but 725 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,640 for her, always, always something came up. 726 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,400 Yeah. And at that point I just got 727 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,320 tired of it. And I said you're just wasting 728 00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,600 my time. His values. 729 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,040 His values what you call your penis. 730 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,120 Yeah. I hold my values very high. 731 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,400 Yeah, how short they may be, but I still hold them. 732 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:57,880 High. It's very rigid in my my values. 733 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:04,280 Yeah, very trimmed down. I'm circumcised. 734 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,040 Oh heck. Yeah, that's the joke. 735 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,680 Oh, Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 736 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,080 Thank you for explaining. You're welcome. 737 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,680 Heck yeah. Yeah, I thought. 738 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,880 I thought Alex would be here. I'd like to get his take. 739 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,560 I love Alex. Yeah, I would too. 740 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,320 Yeah, sometimes I need me and Alex take tonight. 741 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:23,920 Somebody message him. Not it. 742 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,680 And he goes. Maybe he's planning on not 743 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,840 getting on. I I am ready to resurrect an old 744 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,760 game that we know and love. Gross. 745 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,880 When we're ready. OK. 746 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,800 That being bit the onion. OK. 747 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,600 I guess I got some good one. In today's society, it's hard to 748 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:47,800 tell what's real and what is it. Exactly as the times advance, it 749 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,040 gets so much harder to tell. Feel like an old man on his real 750 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:55,320 front chair on the porch, right? Exactly. 751 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,360 I just. I just want to watch my birds. 752 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,840 I'm. Pretty sure at this point it's 753 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,680 almost the fantasy land that we're living in. 754 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:09,440 You know, at this point I think I am content with the single 755 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,120 life. I've been single for so long 756 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,640 already, nothing changes. I respect it. 757 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,280 War never changes. War never changes. 758 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,400 That's how I feel with really. I mean I would be happy with one 759 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,320 but it's just if it doesn't. Happen, kids. 760 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,880 I do want kids, yes. I got two of them, can I? 761 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,600 Take one. You share 1000. 762 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,960 I, I don't envy anybody that has to. 763 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,880 I, I don't know. I suppose there's a certain joy 764 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,360 in the chase, but I don't know. I've I've never really had it. 765 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,240 Mr. Master, can I have one of your kids? 766 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,600 I mean, they're all grown, but if you won't. 767 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,720 I'm sure I'll. Take Danny. 768 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:53,320 No, I just claimed him. He's mine. 769 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:59,760 We're gonna start. A fight over from a grandfather? 770 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:07,240 Heck yeah. I'll spend January to June with 771 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:11,680 with Joey and then I'll spend July to December joint. 772 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:12,680 Custody. I like it. 773 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,760 Well, there you go. Wait, when do I go? 774 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,360 I get. I get Thanksgiving and 775 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,880 Christmas. He's all right, teen, when he's 776 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:22,680 out of your jurisdiction. But that doesn't mean I don't 777 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,240 want to spend time with him. Oh you can, it's just that 778 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,440 someone with a clipboard has to be sitting in the same room with 779 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,120 you. You can buy him Christmas and 780 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:36,640 birthday present. Christmas birthday present. 781 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,920 Just. Well, it's funny because 782 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,840 Christmas is my birthday in the same month, so it's easy for 783 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:43,760 you. Yeah, yeah. 784 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,000 Heck yeah. I feel like I just got less 785 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,360 time. We're all gonna have to go 786 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,480 camping. That's. 787 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,720 Why? Yeah, it's not in the cards for 788 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,800 me. Thing is, I'll. 789 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,800 Just. In the week in the weeks between 790 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,840 Christmas and New Year's. Yeah, there you go. 791 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,800 That's. Your time. 792 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,040 I guess. Yeah. 793 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,480 Yeah, just go camping then I'll make you AT. 794 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,520 Bone. I need some time away from him. 795 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:17,080 I was both horrified and felt really good all at the same 796 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,200 time. Oh, if you weren't my dad. 797 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:25,440 Yeah Dang, I feel loved and needed. 798 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,560 And like. Scared all at the same time. 799 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,840 What happens when you don't eat at all for a day and had had 800 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,720 like an hour of sleep in the last 48 hours? 801 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,720 Yeah, that's what happens. Well, that makes me feel like a. 802 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:42,920 Little less better, but. That's OK, I guess. 803 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:46,200 Who's a good steak? It was a good steak, it really 804 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,920 was. Like, I'm not a steak guy, so. 805 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,360 I No, you're not. I could. 806 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,000 I could deal with that. That's a mistake. 807 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,560 Oh, Alex says he'll be right on. Like chicken and fish? 808 00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,840 OK. I thought it was funny. 809 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,960 That was. Funny he didn't play with us 810 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,480 last night because he was with VBS. 811 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,080 Not funny. It didn't come. 812 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,400 Awesome. We'll, we'll wait for Alex to do 813 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,480 the game then. OK, OK, OK. 814 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,760 Ugly. And then we'll get his take on. 815 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,400 Abortion. Abortion rights? 816 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,920 I don't know. Abortion rights? 817 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:27,480 Oh geez, it might be bad. So you had also mentioned about 818 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,400 getting in the fights. Oh yeah, I did mention that. 819 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:34,040 So I've only been technically in in one fight. 820 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,960 Which you win though. I was in junior high, so I 821 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:42,160 wasn't trying to fight. I was in junior high and I had 822 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:46,160 this little shrimpy kid that I knew he was a he was a jerk. 823 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:50,320 Not sure what his problem was. The, the, the story and I'm not 824 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,200 embellishing. I'm not changing any facts. 825 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,480 I was sitting around or wasn't sitting around. 826 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,960 We were standing around me and like I think three other friends 827 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,280 and we were talking and at the junior high we actually still 828 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,200 had a swing set, but it was like a, it was one of those Dome 829 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,320 swing sets. So like. 830 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,600 Dome swing set. Yeah, so it was in a circle like 831 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,720 nobody was. It was big enough that nobody 832 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,800 was touching. But that's that's about all I 833 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:18,920 remember about it. But we were all standing outside 834 00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,560 of that and we were just standing there talking and it 835 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,440 was a like a lull in the conversation. 836 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,480 It was recessed. We were kind of looking around 837 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,680 and Jimmy Newberry was the kids name. 838 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,520 Jimmy New Child. Yeah. 839 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,040 He comes walking up to me. He was like almost half my 840 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,560 height and he had this, for lack of a better term, he had a crap 841 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,640 eaten grin grin on his face. As he walked up. 842 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,600 To me, yeah. And I was like, what the heck is 843 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,440 his problem? And he just took a swing at me 844 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,960 and I backed up and I was like, because I'd been in Taekwondo at 845 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,600 the time. I was like, what the heck is 846 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,800 this guy doing? And he starts just walking 847 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,400 towards me swinging. And so I was dodging and 848 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:57,440 blocking. No. 849 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,560 And he ended because I was like, I'm not going to fight this kid 850 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,760 because if I fight him, I knew the rule was if you participate 851 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,480 in a fight, you get suspended. And I knew if I got suspended, 852 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:10,400 my mom would kill me literally. So I, I wouldn't fight him. 853 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,320 And he swung at me, I don't know, at least a half a dozen 854 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:17,000 times or more. And he ended up, I ended up 855 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,240 missing a block and he caught my nose. 856 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,640 At that point in my life, I'd never been hit in the nose, so I 857 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,320 I didn't know what it felt like. Tears shot out of my eyes. 858 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,400 He didn't. Break my nose. 859 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,360 Or he didn't do anything. It just it's one of those if you 860 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:30,920 hit somebody's nose, it's instantaneous. 861 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,040 They're going to they're going to lose their vision because 862 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,600 they're they're going to have, it's like pulling the nose here. 863 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,080 You're just going to have tears. Oh yeah. 864 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,480 Falling out of your eyes. And so like he tried to hit me a 865 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,080 couple more times and I still dodged. 866 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,440 And by that time, one of the superintendents, they called 867 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:51,080 them that they were just recessed referees. 868 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,760 She was like, go to the go to the principal's office. 869 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,760 And so we went to principal's office and he lied and said I 870 00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,880 called his mom the B word, which I didn't. 871 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:02,640 I, I and I in my story, I stated exactly what I told you guys. 872 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,840 Like I have no idea what this guy's problem is. 873 00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,880 And I still never found out what his problem was. 874 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,760 But that was like one of the only fight. 875 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,360 Otherwise I've sparred a lot of times, but that was like the 876 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,560 only fight that I'd ever been in. 877 00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,160 And I didn't, I didn't throw a punch back, by the way. 878 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,040 I did get suspended. And then once we came back and 879 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:21,640 told, told I, so I got suspended because they believed him, 880 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:25,200 because who would believe that someone kid would walk up to 881 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,400 another kid and start, you know, swinging at him for no reason, 882 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,760 right? And so the next day my dad and I 883 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:34,080 went in and I, I told him again what happened and threw a lot of 884 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,080 tears, by the way. And she's like, I've never, I've 885 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,920 never seen anybody cry when they get handed. 886 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,240 You know, those suspension papers are usually pretty happy 887 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,480 to get a vacation. I take my grades somewhat 888 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,680 seriously and I know I can't make that work up. 889 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,120 So, and I literally did not do anything. 890 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,320 I don't know what this guy's problem is. 891 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,920 And so I got to go back to class and after he had been on 892 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,840 suspension for three days, he came back and she was lecturing 893 00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:58,680 him and she turned her back to him. 894 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,240 And she could see in the reflection of those, Remember 895 00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:04,400 those paper towel dispensers that were pretty shiny? 896 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,480 She. Had lost her hands and she 897 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,920 looked up in that paper towel dispenser and he was just double 898 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,080 flipping her off. And and she turned around. 899 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,160 She turned around and she goes, that's another 3D suspension. 900 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,880 So. But I never did find out what 901 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,480 the deal was or why he even did that. 902 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,800 But yeah, that's about my own story. 903 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:23,120 I'm pretty boring do. You think it was like a like a 904 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,280 prison thing like the. Biggest guy? 905 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,680 You know the biggest guy. Maybe. 906 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:28,840 I mean, could be. I was. 907 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,240 I was. One of the biggest? 908 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:34,280 Guy at the schoolyard? Yeah, maybe. 909 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,240 School is like prison. Yeah, especially. 910 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:43,360 Fight of everybody, like when? So junior high that I went to, 911 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:47,880 you could do PE or you could do tempo product. 912 00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:51,240 I don't want to do PE. I'm not a very athletic kid, so 913 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,360 I'm going to do tempo. That sounds cool. 914 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,760 I want to. One of my favorite teachers was 915 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,240 the tempo teacher. So like sweet, I get to hang out 916 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:00,520 my favorite teacher and learn how to beat people up. 917 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,080 That's pretty cool. So. 918 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,440 There's like a group of like five to seven of us. 919 00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:10,680 I think that that did it. And like we would have to change 920 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,160 at the same time as the guys went to PE and they don't always 921 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,440 give us crap because like, you know, they got to get in their 922 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,120 shorts and T-shirts and we had to gear up like with geese, my 923 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,400 belts and all that kind of stuff. 924 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,960 It's just this whole thing, this whole point of contention for 925 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:25,120 some reason. And weird, I remember like we 926 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,640 got I don't right, didn't make any sense. 927 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:31,920 So we got done one day and like it was particularly rough day, 928 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,000 like I think I just went to yellow belt or something like 929 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,360 that. And like we were getting ready 930 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,240 or we were, we were on dressing and I remember like I had my 931 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,880 ghee undone. I was getting ready to put in my 932 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,680 bag. And they were like just talking 933 00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,360 mad crap. And like one of the like the 934 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,480 seniors in our class who was like, don't pay any mind. 935 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,280 Like, you know, doesn't do any good because I bet I can. 936 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:54,520 I bet I can kick. Your butt before you can kick. 937 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:58,640 Mine and it comes at me and so I was like, I don't know what to 938 00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:00,600 do. So in the locker it was 939 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:04,520 underneath all the bleachers and all like the there's a fire 940 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:08,120 suppression lines in there. And so I just jumped up and 941 00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:11,160 grabbed the fire suppression lines with both my arms and I 942 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,320 just donkey kicking like right in the tent. 943 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:20,120 Yes. All the ground and then I, you 944 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,360 know, landed, I'll get back on the ground and you know, get 945 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,800 like stance and everything like get ready like let's let's do 946 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,640 this thing and. You know, he's, he starts. 947 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,880 Scrambling to get up and then like then the people. 948 00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,960 Would move. This whole day. 949 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:42,640 Sorry I thought you so I've been in a lot of scuffles as a kid. 950 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,520 They weren't full out fights they were more like one hand 951 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:51,080 like 1 sided like sucker punches or like all this like other 952 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,560 stuff where like the other person didn't fight back and not 953 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,840 now. I will say I have been the 954 00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,520 offender sometimes. What? 955 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:01,320 There was 2 times where I was the offender and then there was 956 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:08,600 2 times where I wasn't I and the probably the one notorious one 957 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,680 that I'm known for was the time that like that we so in choir 958 00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:16,160 class, we were in choir. You know those like metal risers 959 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,840 that you had to like step, stand on and all that? 960 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,280 Well, there was a kid in front of me. 961 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:24,640 He just like, you know, I have, I was a bigger kid. 962 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:28,360 I had a bigger belly. And he kept like elbowing my, my 963 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:33,520 stomach because like my stomach would my, my stomach would touch 964 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:36,080 the back of his head and it would piss him off so. 965 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,720 He. Like no, he's terrible you. 966 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,160 Know so he would he finally like turned around and you know, 967 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,680 start calling me all this and that. 968 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,240 And I just like. Looked at him and straight up 969 00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:51,120 broke his nose and I got and I got and I got suspended for two 970 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,800 weeks. Dang, two weeks. 971 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:55,760 Two weeks. Dang boy. 972 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,160 They. Weren't playing find. 973 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,080 This and and weren't working in high school. 974 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,720 I smashed the kids face on the table. 975 00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,800 That was pretty cool. That was pretty cool. 976 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,480 Like mess with Cherry. He was just talking like mad 977 00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,320 shit. And I had, I had, I had like 978 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,800 major anger issues in high school. 979 00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,240 I just. Couldn't picture you. 980 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,840 He was an angry. So he was just talking like mad 981 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:25,880 shit, all that. And it got to me. 982 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:29,880 It got I took it personal and so I just like walked up behind him 983 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:32,880 and I just took his head and I just hit it while I was walking 984 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:33,360 by. I just. 985 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,200 Dang. Act his face into like like 986 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:40,240 thick hard woodworking tables. Stranger got angry. 987 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,880 Wow, the only cheddar thing there was there was one other 988 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,840 time where I and I lost this one because there was like this like 989 00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,480 big kid. He was like 330 lbs of like 990 00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:54,080 muscle. He was like 6/4 and and I was 991 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,920 and I was a. Fight with a linebacker. 992 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:56,960 I didn't. You're better than that. 993 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,400 So I so I didn't pick a fight with him. 994 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,600 He had nothing to do with this what me and this other kid were 995 00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:04,520 doing. I was just like annoying a kid 996 00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,480 in front of me. Can that's what we do to each 997 00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:07,760 other all the time. He's like, stop it. 998 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:10,680 And you know, you know, I literally all I'm doing is 999 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,920 taking the fingertips and I'm just brushing the back of his 1000 00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,280 hair. That's all I'm doing. 1001 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:17,000 And the guy behind me took it personal. 1002 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,480 I I'm. Pretty sure he needed me. 1003 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:23,760 And right, and you know, he's bigger and he's done this 1004 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,400 before. He's put me in a chokehold 1005 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:29,480 before and I was just and I was able to get my center of gravity 1006 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,840 like super fucking low, like to his knees and then just flip him 1007 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:36,160 over to get him off. This time I wasn't able to. 1008 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:40,640 And like when I tried to do that move again, it like locked my 1009 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:45,560 jaw and he would not let go. Nobody interfered. 1010 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,320 When he finally let go, I like stood up and then all of a 1011 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,960 sudden I felt like all my blood like rushed to my head and then 1012 00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,320 like I was out and I fell straight back, hit my head on 1013 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,600 the corner of a desk. Nobody helped me. 1014 00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,480 Nobody told the teacher or anything. 1015 00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:03,040 And when I went to the principal about he's like nobody else told 1016 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,400 me about this. Nothing happened. 1017 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,080 And I was like, OK, still didn't happen. 1018 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:08,120 Wow. What? 1019 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,280 Yeah. Dang, no, I was, I was a kid 1020 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:16,520 that I had a lot of anger issues and it took a lot of work for me 1021 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,160 to like finally get over. It wow what he's told I. 1022 00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:21,880 I would not have thought that. I would have. 1023 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,960 Thought, yeah, I could get my mom on here. 1024 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,240 I I had anger. Issues up up the wazoo. 1025 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:28,560 Wow, you've done well this story. 1026 00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:33,960 One of the guys that was in the Kempo class with me in high 1027 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:39,040 school ended up attending the college that Joey and myself and 1028 00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:42,840 Alex attended. And yes, so. 1029 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,520 When? We were at when we were in high 1030 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,000 school. PJ Man. 1031 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,760 Forgot about him. We we had this far against each 1032 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:55,400 other in this right. And I was, I was pretty good at 1033 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,960 like the closure in and all that stuff, right? 1034 00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:00,120 We're throwing jabs and all that. 1035 00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,760 Well, the teacher knew that he had a huge anger issue. 1036 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:07,280 And so he kept poking at it the whole time, like, oh, you know, 1037 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,960 Dan was talking bad about your mom, you know, that, all this 1038 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:11,960 and that. Like, like taking them home, 1039 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:14,600 Yeah. And wanted to see the fuse blow 1040 00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,320 man. So, and I'm watching this kid 1041 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,040 like in real time, watching his fuse blow. 1042 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:24,200 And so they're finally like he, he dropped his guard for half a 1043 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,040 second. I popped him right in the face. 1044 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:30,320 I think I popped in the face and kicked him like right, right in 1045 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:33,720 the cat. And then he like screams and 1046 00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:35,880 then like tries to do like a double leg takedown. 1047 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:40,400 So I, as he's doing the double leg, I push him down and I pull 1048 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,560 him up into a guillotine. And so then I started like I 1049 00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:48,160 started choking him out. So you know, like teacher gets 1050 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,720 in between US and I'm like, there's a huge lesson on like 1051 00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:52,920 anger and like learning to control it and all that kind of 1052 00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:56,320 stuff. Fast forward, it needs 10 years, 1053 00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,800 10 years into into college and. He's. 1054 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,920 Talking this mad game on the on the on the dorm room floor on 1055 00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:09,440 how great he is and how you kick everybody's butt and it was. 1056 00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:12,080 Yeah. It was a nightly thing where we 1057 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,760 would like, we would spar like we would go into the one of the 1058 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,320 bigger bedrooms and we would spar. 1059 00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:17,880 I. Remember that? 1060 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,840 That was crazy. Absolutely. 1061 00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:25,280 I love sparring. And I'm like, I got you like I 1062 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,080 did this once before, I can do it again. 1063 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:31,840 It's cool. We get into it and like, you 1064 00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,680 know, we're throwing jabs at each other and all that. 1065 00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:37,000 He ends up clocking me, I think pretty good in the face. 1066 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,560 And so I, I grab him like I get a hold of him. 1067 00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,400 I remember I just pick him up like on my shoulders, like 1068 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,720 they're sitting over my head and then just throw him down on the 1069 00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:49,480 ground. Yeah, it was cement floor, 1070 00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,400 Cement floor, like a millimeter thick carpet. 1071 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,680 Yeah, right, right. Right on the ground. 1072 00:52:56,680 --> 00:53:02,800 Just he doesn't get up and I'm just like, of course, 1073 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,480 everybody's like, is he OK? I'm like. 1074 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,160 Guys. Get killed. 1075 00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:07,720 He's he's. Fine. 1076 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:08,840 But I. Remember. 1077 00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:20,200 That because he's in. Your face. 1078 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,360 Yes. Yeah, he couldn't. 1079 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:26,920 He couldn't win one against you men. 1080 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,120 I did not like that kid, no. Nobody. 1081 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,840 Did he was? He was a strange one. 1082 00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,800 No sugar, he's. Better now. 1083 00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:39,040 He's a lot better now. I, I, he came through town. 1084 00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:42,480 I had dinner with him a couple months ago, maybe two months 1085 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,080 ago. He's. 1086 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,720 Chilled out a lot, He chilled out a lot. 1087 00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:48,720 That's good. He's probably, he's probably on 1088 00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:50,600 CBD gummies. Well, he's. 1089 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,200 In he's in jail. Now, he never helped cheer him 1090 00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,720 out. His wife helped cheer chill them 1091 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:58,920 out a lot too, because. They end up getting married. 1092 00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:01,320 She was. Yeah, she's just as weird, 1093 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:01,640 though. Weird. 1094 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,120 Too. Yeah, she's kind. 1095 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:06,120 Of weird in her own way too, but she's a mom now. 1096 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:09,240 Like, let's get serious and. Yeah, kids. 1097 00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:12,920 Kids have a way of straightening your childish stupidity out. 1098 00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:14,720 That's true. That's true. 1099 00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:17,880 Sometimes Angel from college, a kid so. 1100 00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,000 Oh, does she? Yeah. 1101 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,240 Yeah. Yeah, OK. 1102 00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,400 Maybe she can do it, I don't know. 1103 00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,760 Saying who? We're not saying who can have 1104 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,800 kids. Most people biologically can. 1105 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,600 Yeah, they can, but should I? Mean I think I think the child 1106 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,240 is still alive so that's good the. 1107 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,840 Child is alive, yes. That is good. 1108 00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,960 Maybe she, maybe she's still in custody of the child. 1109 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:45,920 Hopefully. Sure. 1110 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,640 She is so far good. Good. 1111 00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:54,160 I think that her fiance or baby daddy, I'm not sure, passed away 1112 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,800 in the last year or so. So. 1113 00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:58,080 What? What Really How? 1114 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,760 Yeah, I don't know. Oh no, that's some. 1115 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,760 Crap on Facebook so. While we're going to, we're just 1116 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:07,520 going to start naming random death ways, probably. 1117 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,880 Yeah, go ahead. Now I'll see if I can answer for 1118 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,200 it. He fell on the stairs. 1119 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,040 Electrocution. Smarter. 1120 00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,640 Didn't expect that. OK. 1121 00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:22,360 Wait, I don't know. I'm gonna, I'm gonna guess that 1122 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:29,840 it was a it was a rogue moose. What a way to go Moose are. 1123 00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:33,160 Tonight on 1000 Ways to Die. Rogue Moose. 1124 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,800 Rogue Moose I. Love that show. 1125 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:39,360 Heck yeah. What? 1126 00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:41,800 Were we talking about before Alex? 1127 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:42,360 We. Need to catch. 1128 00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:45,640 Up have you ever hit on someone and. 1129 00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,240 Oh, we're talking about love, getting hit on and hitting on 1130 00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:51,520 someone. I have never been hit on a 1131 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,400 single day in my life. Yeah. 1132 00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:54,840 What? That you know of. 1133 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,160 Seriously. Seriously seriously hit on. 1134 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:00,080 Not like my friends messing around. 1135 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:02,160 Or something like. That. 1136 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,880 That's pretty hard to believe, to be honest. 1137 00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:07,600 With you, I don't mess around. I don't mess around, these 1138 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,120 aren't. Yeah, if I was a girl, I'd hit 1139 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:10,600 on you. I'll. 1140 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:16,040 Hit on you right now I've. Had when I was a girl, I would. 1141 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:22,320 I would they. Don't understand you like I do. 1142 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,200 Yeah, or I wish I could quit you. 1143 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,440 All right. Don't make it gay, though. 1144 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:29,480 Don't make it gay. This is gay. 1145 00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:29,920 Yeah. Do you? 1146 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:34,520 Wish you could though. No, you don't not even think 1147 00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:36,520 about it. I have been hit on a gay guy 1148 00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,120 before. It's a pretty high compliment I. 1149 00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:40,800 Don't think I would appreciate that. 1150 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,280 That's a high. Compliment. 1151 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,440 I had a gay guy that said I had nice hair one time and I was 1152 00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,120 like thanks. That's a very high compliment. 1153 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,080 I think that means I should stick with it. 1154 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:54,240 He told me I was very cute and I was like, Oh yeah, I'm not, I'm 1155 00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:56,080 not gay. But he's like, no, that's fine. 1156 00:56:56,440 --> 00:57:00,720 You might turn me bro. Not gay, but. 1157 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:03,600 You. Asked real nicely. 1158 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:07,040 I might be gay a. Piece of spaghetti is straight 1159 00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:09,440 until. I get drunk enough. 1160 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,560 If I get drunk, no one knows what the future may hold. 1161 00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:20,040 How about hitting on someone? Have you had a story of hitting 1162 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:23,200 on somebody? Not any that I'd like to admit 1163 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:28,120 in public. Not bad, huh? 1164 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,600 Well, and. My big thing was, first of all, 1165 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:35,200 we can say no, this doesn't matter all as much and to the 1166 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:39,280 right person it doesn't matter. But I learned something very 1167 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:44,160 early on that that girls really don't like short guys in 1168 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,240 general. In general, I'm not going to say 1169 00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:47,040 that in. Season. 1170 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:51,320 You say that and women will go Oh, sure you're not? 1171 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,360 Yeah, OK. Yeah, sure. 1172 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,080 I'm. Not a tall man by any means. 1173 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,800 But you're also not 5 foot tall. You're not awkwardly short. 1174 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:04,000 Now that being said, yes, I found the perfect woman who does 1175 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:08,320 not care that I am short and I am not just content. 1176 00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:13,160 I am just over the moon. It's statically where I turned 1177 00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,240 out I really am, so I cannot complain. 1178 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:21,120 But any type of hitting on or things like that, yeah, I don't 1179 00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:22,520 know it just. Would it not? 1180 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,040 Would it not make your day though? 1181 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,080 If I got hit on. Yeah. 1182 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:29,920 I honestly, like Danny said, I think I wouldn't recognize it 1183 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,320 even if it happened. So like, oh, you're, you're 1184 00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:34,080 super. They could honestly probably 1185 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,840 walk up like you are like the hottest dude ever. 1186 00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:39,440 I'd be like, OK, and I'd walk away. 1187 00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,880 Nothing happened. I'm like, cool. 1188 00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:45,120 Thanks, I'm married. I didn't think I would answer. 1189 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,240 I just went cool, have a good one. 1190 00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:52,680 I'm taking you floozy. At this point in my life, if I 1191 00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:55,560 had a girl hit on me, I would. I would wonder what's her 1192 00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,840 motivation. Is it? 1193 00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,920 It's more than likely not me. She wants her money. 1194 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,440 Yeah, she wants my. Money or yeah, like something I 1195 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,080 can give her, which, I mean, I don't have a lot, so she's kind 1196 00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:07,600 of parking up her own tree there. 1197 00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,720 But, you know, blood. Yeah, maybe. 1198 00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,080 The rock eyebrow. He's a vampire. 1199 00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:14,960 Yeah, probably. That'd be my luck. 1200 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:15,880 Shit. Man. 1201 00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:20,640 That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm trying to say. 1202 00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:23,080 So that's what I'm saying now that. 1203 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:27,120 We've hit our wall. Well, then like you, like, like 1204 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:28,720 Danny said, we all went to college. 1205 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,280 We all went to college together. Dude. 1206 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:37,600 I got to watch drills all over themselves for Danny, all over 1207 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:38,560 themselves. For Danny. 1208 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:41,040 You were. It was disheartening. 1209 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:44,800 After he. Walked into a room and the heads 1210 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,840 turned and just like oh must be. The. 1211 00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,720 Competition. OK for me, apparently I. 1212 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:52,520 Demand. I demand attention when I 1213 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,520 interviewed. I'm here something. 1214 00:59:56,480 --> 01:00:00,160 Well, and he didn't really seek attention, but it helps. 1215 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:03,680 First of all, Danny's hilarious. He has been as long as I've 1216 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:04,640 known him. He's funny. 1217 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:07,400 He's that perfect. What 63? 1218 01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:11,480 Every girl's looking for that 6. Foot. 6364 or. 1219 01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,440 Whatever so the. Height really helps or the 1220 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,600 height is in line with they feels good on their ego or 1221 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:20,600 whatever is the problem with a girl having to soak. 1222 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:25,680 So it's that person like and so and that's not a bad thing. 1223 01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,160 Obviously there's nothing wrong with that. 1224 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,000 They're looking at that. But I always had friends. 1225 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:34,680 For some reason, I was always able to make friends with the 1226 01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:37,880 cool kids, though I was never really one of the cool kids. 1227 01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:41,720 You know, I was the lackey kid, so even in college I could make 1228 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,440 friends with the cool kids. Not a problem, no. 1229 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:47,080 Issue. But then when it came to dating 1230 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:53,680 the cool girls or in general, in general, it was like no, no, no 1231 01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:56,320 thanks. I've even listened to girls say 1232 01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:59,880 that I was too short for them, as if I wasn't standing right 1233 01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:01,200 there. The Dang it. 1234 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,000 That's terrible. Could. 1235 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,160 See me, I wasn't fighting in the bushes, but no, you're too 1236 01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,160 short. I want a guy who's like 6 foot 1237 01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:08,960 tall. He's like mom, okay? 1238 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,920 I got told recently that I make too much eye contact. 1239 01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,440 Too much eye contact. Really. 1240 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,000 Yeah. They can't. 1241 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,080 They can't handle that that. Means they have. 1242 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,880 That's a sign. So could you look at my boobs 1243 01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:28,480 for one second please? I mean so. 1244 01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:33,680 Uncomfortable. With. 1245 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,880 All the respect you're showing me, right? 1246 01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:46,280 Now. And it's too. 1247 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:50,440 Intense I'm. Looking at you and talking to 1248 01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:52,240 you. So I guess you have to look 1249 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,840 away. Struggling to make eye contact 1250 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:58,320 is a sign of autism. So I do that did remind me of 1251 01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:03,840 something, though, guys so remember so I so they were. 1252 01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:10,240 This person was was a model for one of my characters, but she 1253 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:14,920 did one time she like walked up to me. 1254 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,240 I was on my forklift and she was like. 1255 01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:20,960 That's a big. Question and I was I was like, I 1256 01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:24,240 I don't know, I didn't know the answer and she literally turned 1257 01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:27,440 her head upside down and put her head on my lap and started 1258 01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:30,760 talking to me with her head in my lap and I was like what the 1259 01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:35,200 heck? Yeah Yep. 1260 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:40,440 And then and then another time we were in a meeting like it not 1261 01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:43,400 a meeting, but like a what do you call him like one of the 1262 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:46,960 like a safety class and like she was standing behind me and 1263 01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:52,160 seminar her, her her testicles were on my shoulders. 1264 01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:54,160 She was standing so. Close to me, she literally. 1265 01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,880 Was her. Breast and stuff, it's not going 1266 01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:58,440 to. Be no no. 1267 01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:03,080 But I didn't know what she said, Mother, She might have been 1268 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,200 coming on to me. I don't know. 1269 01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,200 I picture Lenny doing both of those things in this. 1270 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:15,120 Yes. 100%. Hey, Bob, I just think the 1271 01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:21,520 workload's really extreme today. Is there anything I can do for 1272 01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:25,640 you? It's wild. 1273 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:29,040 See if if if one of us did that to our male coworker then it's 1274 01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:31,240 fine. Yeah, I know 100%. 1275 01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,120 Female. I've done that to my male. 1276 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:36,040 Double standard. Double standard. 1277 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,600 It's only sexual harassment if you're ugly. 1278 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,440 Yeah, if you like it or don't like. 1279 01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:47,320 It the screenshot that's amazing. 1280 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:51,400 Yeah, it is perfect. That's my new profile picture. 1281 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,480 You'll be Joey's. On your lap. 1282 01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:59,320 Photoshop. Photoshop. 1283 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:04,680 I love it. Put that up on Facebook and say 1284 01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:06,520 somebody photoshopped me in this. 1285 01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:09,520 That's a. Penis. 1286 01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:17,440 That's a penis. See the anger link? 1287 01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:25,560 Yeah, we're talking about. So where I work, you know, I, I 1288 01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:27,800 think Co workers is like probably like a good place to 1289 01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:31,920 like meet people women too. But the way where I work, 1290 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:39,040 there's the the youngest woman is like 57 and there's only like 1291 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,000 3 of them that work in the entire plant. 1292 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:47,640 And it's all got ginormous huge. That means they got their own 1293 01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,800 bathroom and it's clean. Cougars. 1294 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:52,840 Call those Cougars. They're all. 1295 01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,160 Jehovah's Witnesses so. Perfect. 1296 01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:58,120 What better? Almost Mormon you're. 1297 01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:00,680 Almost good to go. Two of them have I. 1298 01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:03,800 I've been told that two of them have never dated a guy in their 1299 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,680 life. Show them the way, Cheddar. 1300 01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:09,640 Show them the way. Show them the way, yeah. 1301 01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:13,040 What's up on my pay grade? Sorry guys. 1302 01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:17,040 They're they will try to convert me and I don't and I don't feel 1303 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:18,680 comfortable with that. Do it. 1304 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,400 Just say yes. Doesn't matter. 1305 01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:23,960 Yes to the dress. You got you got kicked out of a 1306 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,960 Jehovah's Witness church. They'll never speak to you 1307 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:29,800 again. I I, I've learned what they do 1308 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:33,200 and like how they like treat people and it's not good. 1309 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,720 It's bad at all. No, that's too bad. 1310 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:39,360 Are. They slavers like what do they? 1311 01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:40,560 What do they? Do no it's. 1312 01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:44,960 All right, so I found out because my my roommate's a 1313 01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:47,920 Jehovah's Witness, but he's, his title is inactive. 1314 01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:52,640 So he is, but he's not practicing practicing. 1315 01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:57,000 You have 100. 44,000. So and he's not like spiritual. 1316 01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:01,400 So when they get to that point, I will, when my roommate gets to 1317 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:07,560 that point, I will have to when you can only live with other 1318 01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:10,320 people who are Jehovah's Witnesses, your own, your 1319 01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:12,600 friends have to be Jehovah's Witnesses. 1320 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:18,800 And like you, they have a, they actually have a slur for people 1321 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:22,960 like us that don't believe in and they call us worldies. 1322 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:24,880 Worldies. Yeah, that makes sense. 1323 01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:26,480 Worldies. A bunch of worldies. 1324 01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:28,280 Yeah. That's amazing. 1325 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,640 That sounds about right. Yeah. 1326 01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:35,040 Like that much a clanker. They shut out like their own 1327 01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:37,320 family if they're not Jehovah's Witnesses. 1328 01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:43,480 Wow. Anyway, I'm I'm ready for the 1329 01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:45,160 bite the onion. Yeah. 1330 01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:49,280 So it's been quite a few months since we've played, but it is 1331 01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,880 for all of you newbies. The rules are as follows. 1332 01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:58,440 I'll read you a news article and you determine if it is satire or 1333 01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:02,400 if it is a real news article. You play this at home with R 1334 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:05,240 slash, not the onion, and R slash ate the onion. 1335 01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:10,080 So let's get into it. OK. 1st News article McDonald's 1336 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:16,560 AI hiring tools Password 123456 exposed data of 64,000,000 1337 01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:18,040 applicants. True. 1338 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:21,200 Yep, Denny's on the board with True. 1339 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:22,720 No, Yeah, it's very true. I. 1340 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,440 Got to do that. It's true. 1341 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,160 Mind boggling that it would be true. 1342 01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:28,360 I I agree with Danny on that one. 1343 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:32,320 I I-1234. 5-6, yeah. I think that's the problem, 1344 01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:34,040 true. True and the official. 1345 01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,760 Capacity. I think so because they're I 1346 01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:38,840 agree. Cut. 1347 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,880 Out. Cut out there, it's. 1348 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:44,920 A perfect time to cut out though it was just like. 1349 01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:48,840 I think so because they're. Yep, I mean that because yes. 1350 01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:50,320 They're. What? 1351 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:56,800 No did. You. 1352 01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:00,640 Say satire or. Makes it true. 1353 01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:06,440 OK, there was a real article so there Hiring tools password is 1354 01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:09,200 123456. OK nice, I'm going to see if my 1355 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:12,840 job vacation went through. From McDonald's. 1356 01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,680 Yeah, yeah. I'm going. 1357 01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:20,240 To put myself down for a manager now shoot as well. 1358 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:23,960 Self, van and CEO and owner I made I made a billion dollars 1359 01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:25,920 last month. Yeah, all. 1360 01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:35,279 Right and then so y'all got next article is Newsom says it's his 1361 01:08:35,279 --> 01:08:38,880 duty to represent the illegal immigrants who elected him. 1362 01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:44,000 Gavin Newsom, the governor of California, It sounds like 1363 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:47,960 something he would say. It's my duty to represent these 1364 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,640 illegal. But. 1365 01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:50,680 Yeah. But. 1366 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,800 He's also a very smart man, so I feel like he would word it 1367 01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:55,920 differently if he was going to say that. 1368 01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:59,000 Well, maybe he did, in so many words, but it's just. 1369 01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:02,920 The name would be. I I feel like if he didn't say 1370 01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:04,880 that directly, he said it indirectly. 1371 01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,479 I can. I can see either, that's the 1372 01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:11,800 thing. It's it's real. 1373 01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:15,479 I will. Bob and Dan are on the board 1374 01:09:15,479 --> 01:09:17,560 with Real. I want Cheddar to come back. 1375 01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:19,920 Where's Cheddar? Alex, do you think there's a 1376 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:23,880 real article or not? I'm going to obviously 1377 01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:27,840 politicians be politicians, but I'm going to Aaron, I really 1378 01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:30,080 hope you're not stupid enough to say something. 1379 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:31,399 So. It's. 1380 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:34,600 Gavin Newsom, Completely ridiculous. 1381 01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:36,560 I get it. And he probably did. 1382 01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:39,600 I'm going to say in his favor. I don't think so, no. 1383 01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:43,240 In his favor. I'm trying to give him the 1384 01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:46,960 benefit of the doubt that he's not such an idiot, but he 1385 01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:51,439 probably. Politicians do be politician 1386 01:09:51,439 --> 01:09:53,960 though. They're politicians, that's sure 1387 01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:56,520 by, say, second. Time you like your. 1388 01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:59,720 Cash, are you back with us? I'm on my phone. 1389 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:03,000 Oh, oh jeez, I can hear you pretty well actually. 1390 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:04,680 Yeah, really. Yeah, yeah. 1391 01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:07,080 Wanna keep playing? Sure. 1392 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,400 Anyway, the McDonald's thing is true because that's what their 1393 01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,640 Bluetooth passwords for all their TV's were just. 1394 01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:17,240 Yeah, you worked there. Nice. 123456 love it. 1395 01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:21,000 Yeah. So the next one was Newsom says 1396 01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:25,120 it's his duty to represent the illegal immigrants who elected 1397 01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:27,280 him. Is it real or is it satire? 1398 01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:29,240 Who's Newsom? Gavin Newsom. 1399 01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:31,160 He's the. Governor of California. 1400 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:37,240 I don't know who it is, and knowing California, I'm going to 1401 01:10:37,240 --> 01:10:40,800 say false satire. I'm going to say it's satire. 1402 01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:43,200 Good. Alex and Cheddar get the point. 1403 01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:46,240 It is an Onion article all. Right. 1404 01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:48,400 OK. I'm a little shocked. 1405 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:50,480 I'm a little. Shocked one of the few times 1406 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:53,200 we're giving someone the benefit of the doubt actually paid off. 1407 01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:59,320 Especially Gavin Diesel. Yeah, that guy is really 1408 01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:01,840 intelligent, but I've heard him say some really dumb things. 1409 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:10,000 Next article. This one's hard Denmark Zoo asks 1410 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:14,840 public to donate unwanted small pets or horses to feed captive 1411 01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:16,120 predators. Is this true? 1412 01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:18,000 They did. Say wait one more time. 1413 01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:20,920 I'm sorry, what? Denmark Zoo asked public to 1414 01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:24,440 donate unwanted small pets or horses to feed captive 1415 01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:26,520 predators. I thought I didn't see them on 1416 01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:27,640 this. It's true. 1417 01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:31,360 I can see that. I'm going to say no. 1418 01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:37,760 Danny gave it away, but yeah, that's a real article and. 1419 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:39,960 Yeah, I saw the article earlier in the week. 1420 01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:44,600 I was, I was a little shocked. And I have a pretty long list of 1421 01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:47,040 stray cats that I could send to them. 1422 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:51,000 The implications of this are staggering. 1423 01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:55,040 How is it feeling that the Koreans pay like like 7-8 bucks 1424 01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:57,560 a pound for cats, you know? So I'm kind of torn. 1425 01:11:57,560 --> 01:12:01,560 I mean, if they're paying, they're paying. 1426 01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:04,280 They're gonna RIP apart your your pet. 1427 01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:06,320 OK. And one that's. 1428 01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:07,600 But they're on. But they're. 1429 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,560 Unwanted not give unwanted unwanted. 1430 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,160 I'm not giving them my pets, I want them. 1431 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:14,640 No, man. Love them, they're my buddies. 1432 01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:17,640 Well, and then you've. Got things like butt in a lot of 1433 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:20,280 other countries. You've got things I have even in 1434 01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:22,400 the United States here it's a big problem. 1435 01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:26,280 You have like stray cats. There's stray cat colonies, 1436 01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:28,600 hundreds of thousands of them. There's. 1437 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:30,960 Literally a. Stray cat colony at my house 1438 01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:32,520 right now. There. 1439 01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:34,240 Is. Yeah. 1440 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:38,400 We need these stray cats. We're going to feed them to the 1441 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,800 predators. So the predators can. 1442 01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:40,960 I'd be like. There. 1443 01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:43,680 I mean, definitely, if someone comes up and goes, well, I want 1444 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:45,640 this one, this one, this one, they can take those stray cats 1445 01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:47,800 home, get them fixed, whatever, keep them as pets. 1446 01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:51,280 But how is that not OK? I think that's fine. 1447 01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:53,320 I don't. I'm sure a lot of people might, 1448 01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:56,080 but they're cats. It's like, yeah, we're humans. 1449 01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:57,560 We get eaten animals. Right. 1450 01:12:57,560 --> 01:12:59,440 So are the so are the animals that are eating them. 1451 01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:01,800 They're cats too. So it's cat on cat violence. 1452 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:02,520 What? Who cares? 1453 01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:05,840 It's it's kind of like this like billboard meme that I saw where 1454 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:10,480 it was like in a, in a post apoc in a post apocalyptic, in a post 1455 01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:12,640 apocalyptic world, where do you draw the line? 1456 01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:14,640 And it's just a whole bunch of animals. 1457 01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:17,680 So it's like how many? So it's like cow, chicken, pig. 1458 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:20,760 And then all of a sudden it starts getting into pets like 1459 01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:25,560 horses and donkeys, dogs, cats, birds, stuff like that. 1460 01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:27,440 Pregame and. They boggles. 1461 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,920 They're all free game. Human pregame. 1462 01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:35,240 Human Human free game. Larry's leg 5 minutes after the 1463 01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:36,360 apocalypse. Starts. 1464 01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:38,880 I don't. Care if it makes me crazy? 1465 01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:43,160 I'm hungry, I'm hungry. All right, next article. 1466 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:48,760 I like how I gave Larry's leg a a shout out in chasm throwback. 1467 01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:55,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lindsey Graham, the gay sounding 1468 01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:56,600 politician. Lindsey. 1469 01:13:57,320 --> 01:13:58,680 Graham. Who's a male? 1470 01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:02,280 His name is Lindsey. Lindsey Graham moans like Mickey 1471 01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:04,960 Mouse, several gay escorts allege. 1472 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:10,400 I missed the entire thing. I spaced out, I I dropped in and 1473 01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:13,360 moans like Mickey Mouse. I'm a little confused. 1474 01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:20,200 Lindsey Graham moans like Mickey Mouse, several gay escorts 1475 01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:21,640 allege. So good. 1476 01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:25,400 That's funny, moans. Like Mickey Mouse. 1477 01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:36,400 That's it. I'm I'm going to say that's 1478 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:39,560 Onion. So it's a male politician who 1479 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:42,240 does have a very feminine voice, and his name is Lindsay. 1480 01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:45,400 Satire. Not, yeah, satire. 1481 01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:48,200 Bored with satire? I want to say satire. 1482 01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:51,040 Also going to say satire. Say satire? 1483 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:53,120 Yeah. All right, you all get a point. 1484 01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:56,560 It is a satire article, sadly. Womp womp. 1485 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:10,120 That is wild, all right. An immigration lawyer asked ICE 1486 01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:12,080 for help. She said they gave her the 1487 01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:21,440 number to Taco Bell is. It who, who who was it that said 1488 01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:23,720 that I'm. Going to say because only white 1489 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:29,440 people work at Taco Bell. An immigration lawyer asked ICE 1490 01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:30,800 for help. She said they gave her the 1491 01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:32,960 number to. Taco Nice, nice, nice. 1492 01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:34,720 I'm going to. Study Onion. 1493 01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:36,480 Yeah. That's definitely. 1494 01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:39,280 It's on the board with onion, Cheddar says. 1495 01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:42,200 Onion. I'll say Onion, but I really 1496 01:15:42,200 --> 01:15:46,160 hope it's. I really hope it's for real. 1497 01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:49,920 Bob, you also say? I Yeah, Onion, yeah. 1498 01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:53,920 OK, you guys all say Onion and it's a real article. 1499 01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:57,560 A nomination. Lawyer got the number to Taco 1500 01:15:57,560 --> 01:16:00,280 Bell. I'm a. 1501 01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:04,960 Little shocked I got not a lot shocked, but a little. 1502 01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:08,080 Bit point point for Joe. Oh no, I'm not shocked. 1503 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:12,480 That's that's funny. Next article Is UK government to 1504 01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:16,800 offer cash bonuses to families who euthanize their elderly 1505 01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:18,960 relatives? It sounds like auk thing. 1506 01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:23,200 That's UK. Sounds like a Nazi Germany thing 1507 01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:27,800 before Nazi Germany filed too. Cash bonus, I mean I took. 1508 01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:30,200 Your money. Is there like a regular? 1509 01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:33,120 Cash amount that you get for euthanizing your grandparents 1510 01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:36,560 it. Does not say the oh isn't more 1511 01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:38,680 than bonus Yeah. Yeah, more than bonus, I hope. 1512 01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:42,200 That's not real, but so they have they're sorry. 1513 01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:44,760 Go ahead, buddy. No, as I said, if the state gets 1514 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:47,720 we're sure like we can't pay the inheritance tax, I'm sure the 1515 01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:50,800 state gets there whatever their estate was, so. 1516 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,920 So would they be? Making money, Probably. 1517 01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:55,680 Would they be making money not having all the elderly? 1518 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,720 In the country. So it's. 1519 01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:00,440 Socialized. It's a it's socialized medicine 1520 01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:04,400 society. So Winter Flight is the name of 1521 01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,760 the book. If any of the listeners want to 1522 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:08,320 read it, it's a really good book. 1523 01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:10,480 And what happens, what could happen? 1524 01:17:10,480 --> 01:17:14,240 Not what happens, but what could happen in a society that has 1525 01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:18,080 full socialized medicine. They they, the government, look 1526 01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:21,400 at it and say, yeah, probably at a certain age, we're just going 1527 01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:24,000 to euthanize you because you could start costing us too much 1528 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,760 money. Well, the Vikings did. 1529 01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:29,640 You know, if you get to a certain age, you know it's like 1530 01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:30,840 they did. Have an age, didn't they? 1531 01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:36,680 You don't add value, you know, you can't fight, you can't farm, 1532 01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:38,200 you can't do any of this. Yeah. 1533 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:42,840 So you still jump off that. Cliff jump off that Cliff. 1534 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:45,080 Yeah, in the book. In the book. 1535 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:45,960 Winter. That was a real. 1536 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,120 Age. I think it was 75. 1537 01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:52,520 Yeah, so the Vikings. I'm probably off myself at 75, 1538 01:17:52,520 --> 01:17:56,480 yeah. To be fair, the Vikings were a 1539 01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:58,480 warring. Nation. 1540 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:02,240 Fighters. Yeah, fighters, that means my 1541 01:18:02,240 --> 01:18:04,200 dad would have died 4 years ago. Fighters. 1542 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:08,920 My dad's doing great so. I really disagree with that. 1543 01:18:08,920 --> 01:18:12,600 Truly dystopian society. No, no, the question I'm. 1544 01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:14,760 Saying for me personally, yeah. No, no, no. 1545 01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:16,880 I get what you're saying. To how loud? 1546 01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:20,080 Yeah. I'm looking 33 for me, so 33 1547 01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:22,480 she's. 33 It's next year as this. 1548 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:23,160 Year. You're. 1549 01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:26,680 Still a puppy, but cheddar, we'll start off with you. 1550 01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:29,760 Is this a real or fake article? I'm going to say real. 1551 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:30,880 Real. OK. 1552 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,600 I'm scared it's real. I want it to be fake, but I 1553 01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:35,960 think it's probably real. Alex. 1554 01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:42,160 With how hoity toity the UK is about how much they care and 1555 01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:47,720 people matter to them, honestly it wouldn't surprise me if it's 1556 01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:49,680 real. This is really like some. 1557 01:18:49,760 --> 01:18:52,920 That would be very major. What is that word? 1558 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:57,920 Oh OK. No, that'd be majorly 1559 01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:00,520 hypocritical of them because they always bash America because 1560 01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:02,040 America doesn't care about. People. 1561 01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:03,600 La La, La La. But you're. 1562 01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:06,640 You're trying, you're paying people to kill the old. 1563 01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:08,360 So I mean I'm. Going to say fake. 1564 01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:10,840 Real. I really want it to be fake. 1565 01:19:11,120 --> 01:19:13,160 It probably is fake just for the sake of the onion. 1566 01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:18,640 So Alex Reid, did you say real? I yeah, I'm going to, I'll say 1567 01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:21,400 fake, let's say fake. I was going to say real, but I 1568 01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:23,520 can't honestly think that they would do that. 1569 01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:24,840 What? Are you on? 1570 01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:27,800 What are you on the board with? I'm gonna go with fake. 1571 01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:30,160 That's my final answer. It was a fake article. 1572 01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:33,520 No good. I really wanted it to be. 1573 01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:36,560 I think. You're really, they're really 1574 01:19:37,160 --> 01:19:41,680 out there to people that you are. 1575 01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:45,840 So it's gonna be but so it wouldn't surprise me if they 1576 01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:47,520 were like, oh, no, this is fine. This is. 1577 01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:49,680 OK. I mean, it wouldn't surprise me 1578 01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:52,400 too much either. So everyone gets a point except 1579 01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:53,680 for Derek. Sick. 1580 01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:58,960 But this one they will or not. This one's funny. 1581 01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:03,280 Kevin Spacey demands release of all Jeffrey Epstein files, says 1582 01:20:03,280 --> 01:20:05,440 he has quote. Nothing to fear. 1583 01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:13,600 The head. Go ahead. 1584 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,320 I demand. He released I've Seen American 1585 01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:17,240 Beauty. I. 1586 01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:20,360 Got nothing to fear, got nothing on me. 1587 01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:23,200 That movie wasn't even. He wasn't even acting. 1588 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:29,000 That's probably true though. I can. 1589 01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:31,680 See what I'm saying? Real. 1590 01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,360 That sounds like something I wouldn't. 1591 01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:37,520 Be surprised I can hear him. Saying that in my head, actively 1592 01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:40,160 release it. I've got nothing to hide. 1593 01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:43,280 It's fine. As Frank from the House of 1594 01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:44,880 Cards, yeah. Right. 1595 01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:49,120 Danny, what would you say then? It's something real to me. 1596 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:53,080 Real. It sounds just real enough, you 1597 01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:55,280 know what I mean? Yeah, no doubt. 1598 01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:56,800 Yes. It's still funny though, 1599 01:20:56,800 --> 01:21:01,280 whatever it is. Bob, what are you that's real? 1600 01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:04,240 That's who Kevin Spacey is. I was like, who's the wrong with 1601 01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:05,440 that? Yeah. 1602 01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:08,360 I didn't realize he was in the House of Cards I'm gonna have. 1603 01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:10,200 That's on my list to watch one of these days. 1604 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:12,840 A good That's a good show, I. Don't think it's worth it. 1605 01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:15,640 I liked it. At least not not to the end 1606 01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:16,360 season. It's. 1607 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:21,320 Obviously I just watched. The The Haunting of Hill House I 1608 01:21:21,480 --> 01:21:25,240 I I really I like. Real scary but. 1609 01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:27,520 It wasn't scary at all to me, not even. 1610 01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:29,840 A little it. Was just they went, they went 1611 01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:31,560 overboard on the disturbing factor. 1612 01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:33,480 Oh yeah, that's what. They were trying to. 1613 01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:34,760 Do extremely disturbing. I'm scared. 1614 01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:37,200 I like having family. Yeah, right. 1615 01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:40,280 But is this real or fake? Article I'm, I'm, I'm going to 1616 01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:42,680 say, yeah, it's, it's fake. OK. 1617 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:46,280 And Derek, is it real or fake? I want to go with. 1618 01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:47,560 Real. OK. 1619 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:53,400 I, I, I if he, I feel like it's like one of those like Bluffs 1620 01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:55,920 because he's like, yeah, if you just do it, go. 1621 01:21:56,600 --> 01:21:58,760 Ahead. Go ahead, see if I care. 1622 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:00,720 Yeah. Oh, you're actually going? 1623 01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:06,040 Except for Bob this time, because it was a real article. 1624 01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:08,800 Yeah, the thing. I believe that dude. 1625 01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:10,440 That dude crazy. That. 1626 01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:11,600 Dude be. Crazy. 1627 01:22:12,280 --> 01:22:15,000 That being said, I'm going to say something that's horrible. 1628 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:19,400 I though I don't care for his personal life stuff. 1629 01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:23,360 True or untrue? Was he proven proven that he did 1630 01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:27,560 all that horrible things? Was it? 1631 01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:30,360 I don't know either. Here's my thing. 1632 01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:32,680 First of all I believe this from everybody. 1633 01:22:32,680 --> 01:22:36,680 Innocent till proven guilty. If he was not proven slash 1634 01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:39,840 sentenced, I think he should be considered innocent. 1635 01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:42,280 But that's everybody. I feel like everybody get beyond 1636 01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:44,040 that. I think Kevin Spacey is a 1637 01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:47,440 phenomenal actor no matter what he's done in his personal. 1638 01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:50,160 Life. He's a really good actor. 1639 01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:52,560 Oh yeah, he's not going to act anymore. 1640 01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:55,680 But honestly, he's awesome. Kids. 1641 01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:57,400 Then yeah, it's pretty much it for you. 1642 01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:00,760 I mean, if Harvey Weinstein was around, he could just give him a 1643 01:23:00,760 --> 01:23:02,600 little action and get another job. 1644 01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:05,320 But. All right, final one. 1645 01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:08,760 I like this one so it's I'm going to read it. 1646 01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:13,800 It's a bit lengthy breaking. A local televangelist claims 1647 01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:18,600 Snickers candy bars are made by Satan to resemble penises with 1648 01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:21,960 their vein like chocolate design and that's why he got caught 1649 01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:25,840 accidentally blowing a black trucker at a highway rest stop. 1650 01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:27,240 Well, you see that? Barely. 1651 01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:37,560 I thought I was a Snickers bar. Oh my. 1652 01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:50,160 Goodness, that's God. Some of these some of you ladies 1653 01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:52,040 be sucking on your man's tail pipes. 1654 01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:54,720 That's nasty. Just picture a Snickers. 1655 01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:58,400 Bar to save as a black trick I moved. 1656 01:23:58,400 --> 01:24:02,400 Last week. Yeah, yeah. 1657 01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:06,920 It's got to be real, man. I've I've heard too many of 1658 01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:10,960 those old evangelists say crazy stuff just like that. 1659 01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:14,000 Holy. Crap. 1660 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,440 Yeah. That is a televangelist thing. 1661 01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:20,760 God, it's a. Sin for you to drive the speed 1662 01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:23,320 limit. That man like chocolate design. 1663 01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:28,120 Not out of prison. Made by sin, Satan. 1664 01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:29,880 Yeah, that was a couple, couple years ago. 1665 01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:32,040 He's out of prison now, so he's won't say that. 1666 01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:35,480 He's he's where in my area. So he's out of prison, so he's 1667 01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:37,040 the one. Saying that stuff, yeah, 1668 01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:38,920 probably. No, he's like right down the 1669 01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:40,480 road from me, actually. They. 1670 01:24:40,480 --> 01:24:42,280 Were. Everyone in prison had a 1671 01:24:42,280 --> 01:24:45,120 Snickers ball. There was there was talk, there 1672 01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:47,800 was, there was talk when he got out of coming here. 1673 01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:50,680 He has a whole sermon about. Polish and shaft so. 1674 01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:52,960 He does. Yes, he does. 1675 01:24:53,120 --> 01:24:54,360 The Polish. And. 1676 01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:58,800 Shaft So Dan, you say real, Bob, you say real. 1677 01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:04,440 Yep, Derek, is this real? Our Snickers bars design. 1678 01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:11,880 Look. As long as you know Google Alex, 1679 01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:14,760 is it real? Still don't know what the 1680 01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:18,200 article is about. It was pandemonium after midway 1681 01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:20,520 or you can sing till about a second ago. 1682 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:25,200 A local televangelist claims Snickers bars candies are made 1683 01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:28,720 by Satan to resemble penises with their vein like chocolate 1684 01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:32,120 design and that's why he got caught accidentally blowing a 1685 01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:33,920 black trucker at a highway rest stop. 1686 01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:36,000 It sounds. Too. 1687 01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:38,640 Much. It honestly sounds too much like 1688 01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:41,560 satire of an actual televangelist, one of the ones 1689 01:25:41,560 --> 01:25:43,840 who have been caught in the past doing something immoral. 1690 01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:48,280 So I'm going to call fake just because it sounds like somebody 1691 01:25:48,280 --> 01:25:51,320 went with one of those and was like, oh, it's because they do 1692 01:25:51,320 --> 01:25:54,600 make some of the most stupidly. Ridiculous excuses and 1693 01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:57,880 everyone's just like you can hear yourself. 1694 01:25:57,880 --> 01:26:01,120 Right themselves. Yeah. 1695 01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:03,400 So I'm going to say I'm going to say fake. 1696 01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:06,840 You're on the board with fake. Derek's been deep and thought 1697 01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:08,560 about this. I think he's been meditating. 1698 01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:10,720 Thinking. Of. 1699 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:15,200 Snickers. I'm going to. 1700 01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:15,880 Go. I'm going. 1701 01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:20,440 To go with fake along with Alex it. 1702 01:26:23,520 --> 01:26:26,360 Just it just seems like something Kelvin Gemstone would 1703 01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:30,000 say, you know? Exactly. 1704 01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:33,800 Oh man, Alex and Derek score the point for the round. 1705 01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:34,760 Because. Hey. 1706 01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:40,400 I'm really glad it is. Yeah, me too. 1707 01:26:40,480 --> 01:26:42,000 That would be the worst thing ever. 1708 01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:44,520 Dude, you were just. You were just you were just 1709 01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:46,960 sucking off a black trigger. I thought it was a sticker bar. 1710 01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:52,160 That's of the devil, I thought. It was bad. 1711 01:26:52,160 --> 01:26:54,760 Perfect armor was white. Four points. 1712 01:26:55,360 --> 01:26:57,280 Danny locked in with five points. 1713 01:26:57,600 --> 01:27:02,200 Derek locked in with six points, and with seven points, Alex 1714 01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:05,400 takes the win. He takes it all the way to the 1715 01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:10,720 bank, a nearly flawless run. I'm last place. 1716 01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:13,280 That you are but I. Think the last time I did this I 1717 01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:16,000 was in last place so. Yeah, always redeem yourself 1718 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:16,680 next time.