Last time on no latency. People at this freaking place,
Iona, they are insistent. Somebody help me?
Wendell, are you anywhere near fresh?
We're so back. I don't know how you work here.
I'll say that actually went better than I expected.
I'm sure I have fresh's number. I'm going to, I'm going to call
fresh. We're so back.
Is there a way to turn off my eye connection before we crash
and then go blind? I don't know.
I didn't do it. Great, good chat.
Yeah, we don't want that. In honor of Mr. Locate, Yeah.
Did you not get the announcement at the fee free?
Let's install the transponder. So you're going to escort me
out? I'm going to use my upgrade
expertise. Well, just right here, just just
kind of grab him. I'm going to throw the duct tape
at Mark's head. Oh, you want help now?
Are we in an elevator? You said, is it baseball bat
time? Oh.
It's baseball bat time. The elevator doors close and
you're standing in this elevator and the guard starts talking to
you about how much trouble you're going to be in.
Keeps going over. It kind of starts to mansplain.
You've been communicating with the others using your like,
internal stuff. But he continues to drone on.
Yeah. So, you know, it's, it's
actually pretty serious. We're going to take your
photograph and then identify your face.
And the way we do that is we use something called a camera.
Cameras can take pictures. Oh my God, I look at him and I'm
like. Which is funny because there's
not a camera in the elevator. That's so stupid.
You know, you know, I don't think we're going to do any of
that. Use cameras.
No, no, we have to. We're going to do a full 360
scan of your head. No, no, no, no, no.
I think, I think we're going to do something different instead.
And if you like, cracks her neck.
You're OK, you might need to get that looked at.
It's not in health. Very normal.
She get her head looked at because she's going off the
rails. Look, you crush on Domino a
little bit and suddenly you you turn in too.
Suck the bath, start it out loud.
So Vivi cracks her neck, she pulls out the base, she takes
the baseball bat, and she looks at him.
Look, only one of us is getting off this elevator.
Oh, cue the action music. I'm thinking I'm.
Bat Yeah, I'm thinking I'm bat. I might go in.
Bump, bump, bump. Bump.
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.
Great. Music.
He he, he takes a What's your initiative?
What is my initiative? That's a great question.
Well. That's worked out.
It's fresh back from getting food, and it's now pumping
action music into the. It's not had enough time my.
Reflex is 7. It's a.
Half an hour lunch. Oh, at least I still do that
there. Oh.
My God, my God, he's. So I rolled A crit fail so he.
Huh. He's mansplaining so hard that
he's looking out the back window of this of this, looking like
not really at you. He's sort of explaining it so
much. He's got really into explaining
how cameras work. So there's a prison mirror and
then the way that that used to work is we'd use like actual
film. Now film is this process of
using. And while he's trying to
mansplain what film is to you, you rolled A14 on initiative,
which means you get to do the first thing, which is, I'm
assuming, try and knock him out. Mm Hmm.
With my baseball bat. Holy moly.
So you can do that because I really fail and I basically have
no legs to stand on. And soon probably this guy won't
either, right? OK, good.
That's great. OK, you catch him off guard.
And because that crit fail, I'm not going to let him roll
evasion. That is his penalty.
And so you hit him very hard for 12 damage.
You did roll 2 ones in that damage.
I'm really sorry about that. Damn.
I know, but you do cause a decent amount of damage he
takes. He takes a massive hit and takes
a step back. Fuck.
You could just say you're not interested.
Fuck. Of course.
Melee attacks fire 2IN it. Yes, it is.
Oh dear. Oh.
It's always, it's always the backswing.
It's always the backswing. And as you, as he as he's gives
you this offended look that you don't want to hear his
explanation for something. The bat hits him clean on the
chin and you watch his whole face in slow motion swing to his
right as his jaw moves at a different rate.
His eyes look at you, roll back in his own head, and because of
your crip he just falls flat on his ass, completely knocked out.
Lord, that was enough. And I just stand in the elevator
with this body. You know, I should probably do
something about it. So I'm going to try to once it
Dings to the bottom, I'm going to get the body off and just sit
him in a cubicle somewhere. OK, so turn around to the panel
on the back of the elevator and it hasn't moved yet because he
was too busy mansplaining too. Yeah, so do do the actually did
the floors like say what's what floor like floor 11 I well,
there's probably going to be cameras all over this place.
So if there's like. Well.
This is unfortunate. I knocked a guy out in an
elevator and and the biotechnic at HQ.
I need to take him so or I could just leave him.
I'm going to go all the way down to like the garage level, like
lower, OK, lower, lower level. Just just a quick pit, pit stop.
Cool. Yeah, yeah.
Great, great, great. You take the elevator down, roll
me a perception check and or a stealth check.
Never mind, you're good. Yeah, you you pick the perfect
moment to open up the elevator in the garage by chance?
There's no one around. It's pretty quiet down there.
You can see that the valet is off parking someone's vehicle,
so there's a little bit of time down.
What do you do to hide the body? That's two crits in a row,
Tracy. Well done.
I would like to find like a large maybe pillar in this
garage and just like lay him up against that.
Like he just got, he passed out. Obviously it looks like he got
knocked out, but I'm just going to leave him somewhere
inconspicuous behind a large garage pillar or something like
that. Or, or a car between two cars.
Yeah, roll stealth. Do you want to check on this
guy? You are a medical professional.
Yes, good good reminder that I am a medical professional.
Yes, I probably should. Just make sure you know he
doesn't have any head trauma. I always get a die.
Yeah, why not? You roll a 17, which is
definitely enough to hide him behind a pillar in a dark corner
of this underground garage. You have successfully rolled.
Very well, by the way. You have success and rolled 22
on first aid. All right, there's enough
showing off Phoebe. All right.
Thank you. You're wasting them.
I know. You examine this guy and you
realise he's going to be a he's going to be knocked out for
probably about 10 more minutes but not much longer.
He is a guard like he pretty stocky guy, but you have also
like fractured his jaw pretty badly.
So he's going to have probably some sort of speech impediment
and that means, but it will take longer for him to explain what
has happened to him. So you probably have 15 minutes.
OK, well we better get out of here in 15 minutes as Phoebe,
like runs back up to the elevator to go back up.
Great. Yeah, you take the elevator back
up with your crit successes so far.
I'm not even gonna make you roll for that.
You sneak back into the elevator and take it back up to floor 62.
It Dings and the elevator doors open.
Yeah, I'm back, bitches. Do you want to?
Do you want to do other things or shall I move to Nope, I'm.
Going to look for the gang, so if you want to.
OK, Phoebe is out looking for the gang.
Meanwhile, on the outside of the building, Jeb is looking at Mark
Zeiger hanging off a ledge. Mark, Mark you.
You're right, bud. Come here, come here.
Come here. Give me your hand.
You, you know my name. You, you pushed me off.
Well, that's probably right. Don't.
Come on man. Fine.
You guys my hand, I imagine. Yeah.
And I like start to pull him up. And then I said give me the
other hand. Come on, come on.
You're almost up. You're almost up, bud.
And and he hesitates a little bit.
We're all persuasion. Too many windows open.
Yeah, it's always the same in it.
I don't think Zeiger's been doing enough upper body in the
gym. No, he has not. 19.
Great. Yeah.
All right, you're almost there, man.
Come on. And oh, God, look at that slip.
Oh, geez. And.
He grabs on to the side again, rolling.
Hey, I wrote a 10. Hell yeah.
All right, that's a crit +2. So yeah, he manages to hold on
to the you. Fucking asshole I'm.
Clammy here. That's fucking funny.
Oh man, that is that is just a bummer.
Listen, looks like we're a bit of a predicament here.
You understand that there's really only two ways out of
this. Either you fall to your death
and I make it look like an accident.
Maybe retro in there kind of busts out a, you know, makes it
look like you, you tripped out of a, a window that that broke
open or something. I don't know.
We're working on that, right? We're working on that retro.
Why'd you say champ? Yeah, we're working on that.
And of course, option 2 is that I do help you up here for
realsies, and you don't tell a goddamn soul what you saw, who
we are, or what we're doing. Roll a face down, cool, plus
reputation plus one D 10, so roll AD 10.
You have very high reputation, so you're at a distinct
advantage, Jeff. Yes, let's see my reputation.
Is I think you can roll it on the sheet now.
Reputation. Oh, there it is.
Yeah, 17 What did you roll? I rolled reputation.
No, you rolled 2. Nice.
Oh. Yeah.
Oh, cool. Plus reputation.
Plus one's your D10. Yes, see.
You rolled it thing. All right, so I rolled 4.
His reputation. Yeah, pretty famous job.
Well I rolled A12 in total so unfortunately he looks at you as
the wind batters the side of this building.
Fine. Just don't fucking kill me.
Sorry, just to clarify, fine to which option?
To living I used. To All right, yeah, no problem.
Grab my handle. Great.
Awesome. Yeah, and there you go.
All right. And just to make sure you're
not, you're not carrying any weapons or nothing with you, any
recording devices of the sort. I don't like that.
I don't like that noise you made.
No, I'm I'm back out. I'm I have nothing at all.
It's Mark. Mark, what are we doing here,
huh? You hear a clicking noise.
God damn it, I wanna, I wanna do a, a, you know, human
perception. Yeah, 13, not enough.
You're not sure where the clicking is coming from.
It's sort of echoing weirdly out of here, and you look around.
When you turn back, Mark Zucker has a gun pointed directly to
your face. Mark, what are we doing here?
You tried. I thought we had AI, thought we
had a bit of a understanding. Fucking kill me.
You were, we had an understanding, we came to an
agreement as as man we, we grabbed hands.
If you think about it, we kind of shook hands because I had to
help you up and you grabbed my hand and there was some shaking
involved in the lifting process. So it was a gentleman's
agreement, you. And Iona and.
That doctor, you're all up to something fucking weird, Mr.
Cowboy. You and I.
Have already met. I have a super ballsy idea and
tell me if this is fucking crazy before I do it but I'm thinking
of grabbing him and jumping off the ledge with him and then
shooting my gravel gun onto the side of the building to say.
To myself, Jeff, I'm not going to stop you.
Are you going to kill this man? Is that your solution to Mark?
How it is? Iona, you can you, Oh, you can't
see this happen because he's around the corner.
I can. See, I can see Vendel looking at
me. Oh no, I have a better idea.
Rather, I have AI have one more deal before I have to go
nuclear. OK.
And I don't know any of this is happening, right?
You can hear it. You're you're quiet.
You're like 20 feet away. But Yep, you called animal
handling. You called for Sloan.
Sloan. So animal handling, please.
Which is weirdly, I believe, I think under, Yeah, it's under
education. Yes, it is 18.
Holy crap, yes, that is enough. Sloan sails into the airspace
around you, and you can hear very faintly on the wind.
A distinctive core, Yes. What do you want to do?
I'm hoping that Sloan will see that I'm in danger and you know,
activate contingency plan Alpha, which is claws and or beak to
the face. Fair enough.
Mark Zeiger rolls a three and he gets a new hat because a vulture
lands perfectly on his head and he's still pointing a gun at
you, but he's now got a bird on his head.
Sloane looks at you. Yeah, if you could just go
Sloane. I think he wants to learn how to
fly. Hopefully, with Sloane's help
and a mule kick, kick him off the platform.
Hopefully this time for good. You're just going to kick it.
You're just going to kill Mark, OK, that's fine.
Fuck. Mark.
Fuck Mark. Frankly, he had.
He had. He had his.
Chance. He had it coming.
I was. Going to ride out there.
I think. I think hey don't.
Worry about it, I got under. Control Sloan is now pulling
Mark off the building by his hair, his very nice hair.
Mark does roll a nine though, so he grabs Sloans leg with his
other hand and now his gun is like flying wildly as he's
pulling. He's, he's trying to, he's, he's
going to try and shoot Sloan. Yeah, this is where I'm going to
do the kick. Okay.
Brawling. Brawling 22, That's really good.
Slow, strong if she's able to hold up Ziger.
She's drunk. She's just.
Pulling him. She's not lifting him off the
ground. We, I just went to AI, just went
to the Field Museum in Chicago after my conference and there
was this huge exhibit of like every bird.
Like. Taxidermied bird, every bird
pretty much. And there was a vulture there
and I was like, holy shit, vultures are huge.
Yes, they are very big. Yes, you chose a very big
animal. Yeah, you roll 22, which is in
this distraction enough, and you kick Mark Ziger off the
building. That's the goal.
OK. No.
You are successful. Mark flies off the side of the
building with Sloan still attached, and you see them
plummet. At this height, Mark Zeiger will
almost definitely reach terminal velocity and die on impact.
And as he sails down, you hear a.
Bullet go off. And then you hear Sloane, and
Sloane is now sailing downwards. Less likely to die from this
fall as the bullet seems to have hit them here.
Roundabout floor 30 or 20. But now Sloane is at the base of
this building, injured, next to the spattered remains of Mark
Zeiger. Sloane no What?
Was that? Noise.
That was weird. Jeb is going to do is going to
spend the rest. He's immediately going to go
towards the elevator or somehow get down from is it?
Is it closer to go up to the sky vehicle or to the elevator?
You are closer to the sky vehicle, but the sky vehicle, I
think that it would take longer to go upstairs, get in the
vehicle, fly down, find a place to land, grapple, take longer.
So you're just going to grapple down this building?
I fight. I mean, I imagine I have a
pretty good sense of how much like.
You're 62 floors up. There is some.
Floors there is the also platform for cleaning the
windows that we were using as well you.
Could take that down. Oh.
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna hop onto that and like hit the
little lever like zinc. So it's like all right, Jeff.
So I just. Pretty much run, You run.
You run down the side of this building all the way around the
West side to where the window cleaner elevator is, and you
jump in and hit the down button and you're streaming down the
building. Oh, come on, girl.
Come on, girl. You're going to be all right.
You're going. To be all right, Pop is coming.
Pop is coming. Night City.
If you look at a map of North America, somewhere on the
western edge you'd see an inky black dot with fingers pressing
into the side of the continent. That's where you find Night
City. And somewhere in the middle of
that inky black dot is a giant smoking hole, like the universe
itself drew iron and shot straight through the city.
Radiation turned the sky red, but our story starts a little
further South in a dive bar the shortstop.
Welcome to Night City and welcome to Cyberpunk Edge of
Extinction. Infinite Sided Dice presents
Cyberpunk Edge of Extinction, a Cyberpunk Red actual play.
Watch now at youtube.com slash at Infinite Sided dice catch you
later tunes. I don't know what the fuck's
going on. Jeb just disappeared outside.
Did Jeb shoot Mark? It's I heard, I heard a gun.
Yeah, it was like it. Was like the screaming of
someone falling like the doctor. Effect like that.
You know. Oh.
Iona roll resist torture drugs because as Vendel tries to
demonstrate that they do move their head around erratically
and you start to dizzy. Dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy is what
I meant. Resist torture drugs. 14 yes,
that's good enough. You managed to stay stable.
So was it Mark then? Well, I look up, I I look around
but I can't see anything because my nails not moving their head.
I'll go to the window and see if I can see Jeb out there.
Is he? Can I see Jeb about the window?
Nope, he's gone. Vendel, what's down there?
Jeb, I'm calling Jeb on the intercom.
Jeb. Jeb, did you fall?
If you did, don't answer. This is something that I would
have to, I have to like, pick up, right?
It's not something that you just like.
Yeah, I have to make, if I'm honest, you're currently sick.
It's not a fast elevator. The window cleaners elevator,
it's going down, but it's not fast.
So you're holding the down button with one hand because
it's like a little cable. About how many floors of cable
do I have on my that grappling gun, would you say?
It actually says in the wait. No, I'm in more distress.
I'm, I'm not. I'm I'm searching the the
grapple gun in my hand to see if it has any sort of indication of
length of cable. And this is assuming that every
floor is about 10 feet. Three floors, 3/4.
Meters say 30. OK.
So you are currently at a roundabout floor 30, but you
cannot see Sloan because it's around the corner of the
building? Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm.
It's gonna be alright. It's gonna be alright.
He's like talking to himself but also talking to Sloan at the
same time. You pick up the phone.
No. It rings.
No, I'm not answering. OK, I.
Barely hear it cognitively. Jeb doesn't pick up.
Well, Jeb's not picking up, so high chance they could have been
the one that fell. Fendo, could you tell from the
sound of the voice? No, it didn't sound like Jeb
falling. It sounded like.
Was it Mark, Mark, Mark? Yeah, probably him.
What can you could you could you look for me so I could?
Vendel does exactly that. Walks through the office, steps
out to the outside of the building and then looks down.
And then using their cyber eyes, they zoom.
And they're at the very bottom of the building, in a white
concrete courtyard with a fountain that was far too over
designed and is also digital. There is the spattered remains
of a human being who, because they seem to have fallen from a
very high height, I'd say about 62 floors.
And next to them, around about 3 feet to their right is Sloane
laid out on the ground leaking blood.
Is that looks like a. Bird.
Is that Sloane? Is, is is is is is is that a
duster? Is is is the pile wearing a
duster? Raw perception or human
perception 19 Yes, you realize that it is Mark because you've
seen Mark recently. It is the clothes he was
wearing. All right.
Well, that's not Jeb. That's definitely Mark.
Do do we know where our Jeb is? No.
He's not answering the phone. But also, if Mark's dead, we
should probably leave. I have a meeting to be in but
but if we leave soon then I don't have to be in the meeting.
That's very true. You can work that out pretty
easily. Vivi, Vivi, we're in Office 62.
OK, I am on my way. There's there's a dead guy now
a. Dead guy.
Yeah, you say as you walk into Office 62 and close the door
behind you. Iona.
You are mildly startled as Vivi's voice suddenly is behind
your left ear. Then Dale, turn around please.
Vendel turns around from the other side of the room, stepping
back inside, and you see yourself standing slightly in
front of Phoebe. I turn all the way around so I'm
not facing Phoebe. How did you do?
Good. I took out a guard who was
escorting me down to get like, I don't know, like write me up or
something and. They were probably trespassing
you. Yeah, he said.
I was going to be banned from Biotechnica forever.
So. Did you kill him?
I just knocked him out. Oh, OK, good.
So we so we genuinely don't have much time here.
You know, this is I Iona you I whenever I move my head, you
wobble. We should probably disconnect
this. All right.
Unless you want to keep it but. I blink really hard.
I don't know how to turn it off. I found him.
We had a medical professional nearby.
Vivi and I turned all the way back around.
But she slightly misses the mark and Ion is now talking to the
door and not quite to Vivi. Vivi, could you?
Vivi, could you figure this out? Figure.
I'm I'm connected. It's like from my Chiron eye to
Vendel's cyber eyes. To right.
See through Vendel's eyes and I cannot see.
Yes, I might be able to help. Cyberwear isn't usually my
specialty, but eyes are. So you're an.
Optometrist, I didn't know that about you.
I took a couple of, you know, classes.
And be the optometrist. And there was a time where I
wanted to be an eye doctor, you know, So it's just I had a
phase. Just a little bit of a Phoebe
lawyer. OK, so you can't see and we need
to transfer. Yeah, we need to disconnect you
and then transfer the vision to Ben or to Iona.
OK, I can help. Roll Cybertech.
God. Oh is it 1 of Vivi's weak
skills? Interesting.
But you still rolled A-17? Honestly this isn't fair.
You're rolling really well today.
Well done. Yeah, I am.
Will end soon, I will find time. Scary GM voice.
You fiddle around with Iona's Chiron and her cyber eye
connection. You see that there's a little
rerouting going on that fresh put together and you managed to
disconnect it. You however did not roll a Crip.
So although Iona now is not looking through Fendale's eyes,
Iona immediately goes blind. Oh.
Wait, it didn't work. And in front of you, Iona,
there's a a digital timer of 5 minutes, Huh?
Not fair because you said one minute before I wrote it down.
It says one minute blind when I crash.
OK, fine. In front of you is a timer for
one minute. You are blind for one minute.
Rules. Lawyer rules.
Lawyer you. Know, I know you're OK.
You're doing that. I can't see thing.
That's because I can't see anything except a timer.
That's not good. 47464544 I don't know what do I see again
when it's over? Maybe that's when the transfer
is complete, you know? 3847.
How about this, ladies? Would you please go ahead and
head downstairs? I'm assuming that if Jeb is not
the one that died down there, they're probably on their way
pretty quickly, so you should probably meet them down there.
I'll handle the meeting and I guess I'll have to handle the
vehicle upstairs, I guess, but I'm gonna need you to go now.
OK, time to go. All right. 765 4321 Happy New
year. Can I see?
Can I see roll? Roll perception, OK.
I I think I might know more. This is now. 16 Yeah, your
vision is a little blurry, and you'll have a -1 perception for
the rest of this episode. My head you have.
A bit of a headache. My head hurt.
Yeah. That, that that'll go away.
That's obviously, you know, it's temporary.
You'll be OK. You don't sound very confident,
Phoebe. Why?
You're like smirking and like defying what is happening.
I like, it's been a long day, OK?
I just want to get out of this damn biotechnical building.
We should go. We should definitely go.
Can we take the fire escape? So you're just going to leave
Retro to deal with the? That's a threat.
That's a threat and. Walter, I mean, you don't.
It's fine if you want to do. That yeah, yeah, he's got it.
OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We should take the fire escape though.
Yes, yes, I, we do not need any more guards If I, if I have to
hear one more of these guys try to mansplain a camera to me.
I don't. Know how?
Johnny Silver. Hand this.
Building now. Bebe how a camera works is that
light comes into a prism. Retro, all right.
You're right, You're right. It's isn't the time.
I'll just tell you back at the bar.
Let's just let's just go. All right?
I can't get started till you you all get out of here.
Iona, Vendel and Vivi, now the Iona can see, leave the building
and head downstairs to find Jeb and Retro is left alone in this
office. Is there a waste paper basket in
there? Yes.
Is it full of files? It has like a little bit of
trash in it but not a lot. OK, I would like to raid the
desk for anything that is flammable and shove it inside
the waste sweeper basket. OK, sure, do it.
All right, I do that. I open the desk.
I take every piece of paper. Anything that looks like it
could be set aflame, I shoved in the waste paper basket.
Meantime, I'm still smoking this joint while I've been doing
since I always smoke while I work and I'm going to stub it
out of the desk. Do you want to try?
And I mean you could search the lockers for some stuff too.
Yeah, sure, I'll search the lockers in there as well.
Sure. What do you want me to roll?
Roll me one D6. 6. You get, you roll A6, you get 3
items. That's funny.
I got a bunch of paperwork. Bunch of paperwork files, that
kind of thing, and you find 50 ODS.
I'm going to actually keep, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm just gonna grab
some of it randomly and just shove it into my jacket, but
still use the rest to shove inside the basket.
I'm then going to set the waste paper basket on fire right next
to the stubbed out joint neatly left on the desk.
And I'm hoping that's gonna get right underneath where the fire
suppression systems at, and then quickly make my way to the
elevator to head towards the roof fair.
All right, roll something to do that.
OK. I'm going to roll electronic
security tech is because you said that Fresh had already
given me access to most of the systems.
I'm going to try to use that to black out any of my movement
coming or going from the office of the elevator or elevator to
the roof. 29 Yes, the fire alarm goes off and you head up to the
top of the building and are now outside the flight vehicle.
I will as calm as I can into the flight vehicle and take off and
I at least for getting it off the ground and in the air, use
air vehicle tech as I would assume that I know how it works.
I OK, here's the deal I'm going to make you if you use air
vehicle tech, you're going to have to take more time to do
this and it will be harder. Do you want me to tell the tell
you the DB for flying the vehicle?
All right, to fly the vehicle out of this place, it will be a
17. If you use air vehicle tech, you
can take more time to do this. So it'll take four times longer.
So people might come upstairs. I'll roll for that.
But you will get a + 1 to your you to your role.
I'll be honest, I'm gonna have to do it that way because I only
have a six in vehicle pilot so even if I was to Max it, I could
not meet that DV. Interesting.
Well, I mean, I'm I'm happy for you to be creative with it.
I'm going to do I'm going to do the air vehicle tech but but I'm
hoping that because the fire alarm system got set off and I
was able to use the elevator before it was set off, I'm
assuming all elevators would then be shut down and most
people would then be leaving a building if a fire was happening
as such as a fire alarm going off.
I see what you're saying. So then those that took the fire
escape would kind of seem like the rest of the crowd going out
in a, you know, release of a fire.
System, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.
No, that's good. I like that.
That's good. I'm gonna go with tech because
yeah, I can't. I don't think it's going to be a
very, very jockey ride. No, don't forget to come get me.
The other people are coming to get you.
That is a 27. Yes, I'm going to give you
because that's really high. I'm going to give you +2 to Air
vehicle tech, which means you have to roll A9 or A10 otherwise
you damage this vehicle as it takes off.
Don't do that. Oh really?
It's I'm not so worried anymore. If you if you fly this vehicle
and you roll and you don't roll terribly, you still get it off
the ground, but you do damage it and you will have to pay for
that. Oh, I'm sorry.
You want me to roll the pilot? OK, Yeah.
Roll air pilot now, Yeah. OK, sorry I rolled.
Pilot air vehicle +2 makes that 14, so you fly it like an
everyday person and smack it into the ground.
It's you don't initiate rotors by order and unfortunately you
completely scuffed the paint job on this thing on the whole side.
You hear it? Scream it and.
Scream as you get it out it's it's scraping against an aerial
you did not check for and you. Get off the ground.
Because that's way above it. However, it's not great for
that. It's very scratched up and it
it's the kind of stuff that, you know, Tune is going to be pissed
off. You can feel him being pissed
off already. Yeah, Jeb's going to have to pay
for that. Jeb finds himself in the
alleyway behind the biotechnical building, and there on the
ground is a huge blood splatter. Can you see this, Jeb?
Yes, I do. Cool.
And next to that blood splatter is a sprawled out cyber vulture
with a huge bullet hole through one of its wings.
So no, no, no, no, no, no, baby, baby.
It's all right. It's all right.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, me girl. Hey.
You know that Joe starts kind of like petting her, her, her
feathers and and gingerly like tries to like, you know, take
the wing that has that has been shot and kind of like take a
look at it slowly, kind of oh, oh, I know, I know, I know, I
know. It's all right, It's OK.
It's all right, big girl. It's OK.
It's all right. Papa's going to patch you up,
OK? He knows.
Just the doctor take care of
you, all right? She's she's real bad.
Jeb, roll resist torture drugs. Don't you?
Fucking. You're standing next to a giant
pile of blood roll. Resist torture drugs.
I'd like to add some luck to this.
OK. Where's my luck?
You're standing next to a dead body.
You are rolling resist torture drugs.
OK, yeah, I'm going to add 2 luck to this.
OK, yes, yes, that is enough. The prevalence of blood around
you was ADB 17 and with your +2 you're all in 18.
And you managed to ignore the blood on the ground around you
and the blood pouring out of your pet Sloan.
Takes a quick glance over at the at the gore next to him and he
he like gingerly picks Sloan up as as as best he can without
hurting her and like looks around to try to find where Vivi
could possibly be coming from. And behind you, Iona, Vivi and
Vendel pop out of the back of the building.
Vivi, Vivi. Jeb dead sprints towards her.
So stones with shot. Stones with shot.
What can you do? Do you got any, anything?
Anything. She's hurting.
She's hurting real bad. OK I I can try my best.
I don't have much animal medicine, but there might there
might be something I can do to help.
Anything for the pine, Anything for the pine.
I mean, I know you can't can't be doing anything around on the
street right now, but just just just give her something for the
plane doc. OK, let let me here this, this
should work on both humans and animals.
It it should help. And I just find some sort of
like aspirin or something that I'm like, I, I know that there
are some drugs that animals could take.
Everybody at home. Everybody at home do not.
This is a This is a make believe game we play with dice.
Please do not make this as medical advice.
You're veterinarians. Animals.
Yes. Having a veterinarian in the
family, I do know that animals can take hydrocodone.
OK perfect. So I was about to Google it.
I'm. I I am I am Googling.
This should work on both humans and animals.
Here's some hydrocodone. Alright.
I just just. Who sees it can be all right.
It's gonna be OK, OK It's gonna be OK.
It's gonna be all OK. It's.
All right, all right. Roll for it, 21.
Yeah, great. You stem the bleeding on the
wing. It's now wrapped.
You have rolled high enough that Sloane feels comfortable, but
it's now kind of balled up and it's like hugging itself like it
would in cold weather. The rain has started to spit
onto the ground and is mixing with the blood next to you.
You hear a siren in the distance.
Sloane's going to be OK. Looks.
Looks like you. Looks like you.
You clipped your wing there, huh?
Oh big girl. Well.
I well, I know I we definitely shouldn't be standing next to a
dead body, especially one that's in a million pieces, right?
Well, I mean, all that blood. Guess it's going to leave a
mark. Next time on no latency.
Yeah, just give it to me straight, Doc.
Is she gonna be alright? Not easy to repair.
I didn't even get a chance to thank him.
Did somebody say cocaine? Happy Halloween.
The Collector got you a present. Oh.
Yeah, we're gonna be cost. Did you say you're going out
with Sawtooths? Maybe we could do a group on
this year. Last year we all did our own
thing, OK? You got an idea?
Oh, have we done the go as each other thing yet?
I think I know who I'm going to ask.
Fireworks. Get drunk on rich people.
Champagne. Sounds like a good evening then.
They come in like a Wrecking Ball, but.
Oh, I've accidentally just ripped.
Guys, I'm glad it's not a nurse vibe, you know, a doctor vibe is
so much better. Listen, I remember red goes with
red, blue goes with blue, but with the green.
Thank you. Help me with the ball.
Please you. Guys got like 4 minutes.
Maybe. I guess that means you and I
just get to hang out inside until the fireworks go out, do
they? You think they're pumping in
those spooky sounds or what? Because it honestly, it kind of
felt like it was perfectly timed with the rest of the show.
I wanted. You to have it.
It's so good. And that's the end of this
episode. Great.
Fuck it, wanted it take. It so good.
Yeah, nice. Good work everyone.
That was that was I didn't expect any of that.
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