Last time on no latency. Hi, I'm VV!
I'm also a medical professional. Can you help me with my arm?
Oh my gosh! Yes!
Oh my gosh, yes, it was shoveled.
A lot. Even makes you more sense.
Did I hear that dr. Davis dead.
Jeb got his and G crossed over. It's fine.
So Philpott Building 16, the once, so I kind of know where
this is. You live in the Pod where this
creepy head is, he brings lots of people.
When they never leave very weird.
There's a hand, the bathtub. We gotta live in gun and we got
some dead people. I fight.
I think that having the door closed is probably our best
option here and maybe, yes, I hate to say it, but barring a
door, that slides is much more difficult.
The video. Wasn't very good.
I know, I know I just I'm a little nervous.
I'm always kind of a little nervous but we last link that
it's completely fine to be nervous when there's a giant
Robo gun on the other side of that door.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well professionals so well kinda no.
I mean I don't know, I gotta consider myself a professional
professional. What?
I don't know, but app certainly fish, I mean you're pretty
famous. That's true.
I mean professional. Yeah I guess I really wouldn't
have consider myself a racer. First I mean little leaks into
this on a CV. I mean I know it's tough like
murdering high up like racing obviously if this is going on a
CV. I think that Vivi and I are the
only Professionals in this room. This is actually true.
Oh I'm sorry. Ben David Ellison and I also
have qualifications I've seen your CB also seeing my students
Boom, but I'm Tish. Oh shit, it's breaking down the
door. Fuck.
Yep. And then Del runs from the door
as it dense. Again behind them dashing
forwards and sliding behind table in the middle of the room.
Here it comes. Okay, I'm ready, I think good
because I think it's time to roll for initiative.
Let's kill some robot. Ass.
Sure. That's what you're doing.
Oh, no, wait, hold on. We can kick some robot butts
though, because it's a gun and guns, have butts brat.
Yeah. The door, bursts open.
And as it opens a cloaked figure and a large gun with arms steps,
through the dust and debris, that settles Vandalia mom, get
out of there because I'm feeling real grenade.
Happy I'm actually behind this chair.
I was moved for some reason. Oh good.
Because here comes the grenade, was on my turn.
Yeah, it's not until her Teddy Phoebe and I both rolled the
same, but they get to go first. You go go?
Okay. I am.
I feel like I had something planned and I can't remember
what it was. I think it was sooo, probably.
I guess I'll just shoot like, but I thought I had something
cooler plan, but I'll go ahead and shoot with my pistol.
I'm pretty far away so we'll see how this does probably not great
shoot with your good 1300. I'm gonna say no dog.
But that ain't gonna cut it. Nah, that's not gonna cut it.
Your first bullet blast past, both of them flies, into the
back room and hits the back wall.
You're all high enough that you didn't hit anything important
like the computer. Still, that's good and it's
sails past the Beast, the skull on the top of the Beast watches,
the bullet and then clicks its head back at you in the eyes,
Flash, and the anger and glows. Brighter, you have another shot
I do and I rolled 1515. That's enough.
Yay. 15 is enough as it turns back to look at you.
The bullets. Sails towards them causing six
damage and a piece of armor flies off and clanks onto the
ground. I got it.
At least once it doesn't look happy though.
Oh, definitely not happy. Do you do anything with your
bonus action? Slightly cover from will be one
of these crates at least take some partial cover there.
In the back corner there is no partial cover inside red.
But fine it'll probably help you.
Yeah anyway it's been Delta bundle is going to take out
their very heavy pistol and shoot at the living gun, 22:22
the bullet, hits hard, right? On the flank.
And one of the panel's comes off and a bunch of wires.
As Fray spark and the Beast looks like it's in pain it.
Fires an errant bullet that hits.
No one, but the ceiling and Wales as it takes. 16 damage,
nice hair. Oh shit.
Wow, yes I'm I've been doing this for a while, a lot of
qualifications Jen it's on their CV, good shot.
Well it Point get it. Ha ha.
No one laughed at that. That's great.
I have a bonus action. What should I do with that?
Probably take over again. Okay, chilly move back.
Yeah, yes, your do, you can come to me and they'll takes a few
steps and gets behind the table. Now, in cover from both the gun
Abomination and the Zealot standing next to it.
There's a thud in the bathroom against the door and you see the
door handle Shake, I'm right next to the bathroom, aren't I?
Yep. But whatever's in their only
role. Old it to so nothing happens.
Good. Well, I always them, their
electrons, you know, what's in there that I do.
Well, it's your turn. You're going to use that
information. Are you going to say?
Fuck it. What we need when the thumb goes
I'm like oh shit back then. The bathroom is a fucking hand.
That was running around in the bathtub.
Oh yeah. Over there.
There's a hand in there. Okay.
I think I can handle it and I remember that because it was in
my time only about two minutes ago from a Bonus action.
I'd like to inspect or investigate the gun Abomination.
Okay. What does it look like?
You're like, can I tell if it has any weaknesses that I like a
trigger? It is homemade.
The thing about this gun is it's crap put together and somehow is
animated. It is ramshackle it does not
have seals, it has lots and lots of holes.
There's wiring in weird places and there are weapons where they
shouldn't be. Like in the barrel are hanging
to Ripper blades that it can move around.
Can see this pretty plainly from just over the sofa that you're
hiding behind. You can really tell.
There's been a lot of love. Put into it.
Yeah. Like someone's really trying to
put their personality into this particular?
Yeah. Yeah.
I'd like to hold my action until it attempts to make an attack.
Okay. Or move worried.
But fine. Iona, it's your turn.
Well, I am going to shoot my very lucky pistol at the
Abomination. Don't go very lucky pistol.
So you just said, the one that's supposed to always hit, but I
don't know if it did 14, you miss and when you miss, then
they'll turns to you with their look of absolute shock.
You missed. This is the scariest thing.
I think I've ever seen. I might be shaking.
Iona, you might be time to get you a new gun.
This is my lucky gun. I always had with this gun.
We could just missed. Do you have two shots with it?
No. It's got a rate of fire of 10.
It's have your pistol. All right, everyone start
panicking. Oh no, it's okay.
We'll make it better. Can I use my bonus action to
throw my gun gun there, but it's not Lucky anymore.
Yeah, but it still has that ability of the zoellick picks it
up. He could shoot you.
Do they just say it's been Del just do we think that this
Zealot is Keen on picking up random guns?
Thrown it in the zelan straight on picking up random shit and
building weird things. I mean does look like Samwise
gamgee. Okay, instead, I'm going to use
my photo section to throw behind you.
Anyways, opened a way. I'm going to use my bonus action
to saw. I was going to I was going to
open it up. You just gonna deconstruct again
frustration shouldn't take too long.
Well just to like put it back together and it should but I'll
bet it's actually put it back together next time.
Oh fine. Yeah sure.
Okay let's see I'm going to roll handgun.
Oh wow. You rolled 21 on handgun.
And frankly, van Del's face lights up as they stare at you.
Instead of closing your eyes, can't help, but see this look of
absolute shock as your hands below.
You were out of your sight. The gun comes apart.
It comes back together. And for the rest of this
episode, you get plus one thing. Oh nice.
No, it's my lucky card again. Fix the unlock the door to what
would be the bedroom bursts open and out of it comes to foot
right? Behind been dealt.
It tries to kick then Del in the back.
Ben, don't know. Thank you.
Belle. Has to beat a nine occasion.
Come on window. Yes. 17 been Del as they turn
around, grabs the foot and throws it back into the room.
The shoe hits, the medical table and takes to be successful.
It has got quite the arm and they'll also be present at the
table is very sharp and big. So there is no, so good that
they do. Ooh damage to people when it's
the other person's turn and initiative and it takes 8 damage
and you see sparks flying distance.
I did what instincts weird. Oh shit that was awesome.
Thank you thumbs dose. Hell yeah.
Oh well I just thought of something time.
How y'all think about that? What do y'all think about this?
Individual. Are we thinking that this is
like a take out the hooded Gap hot?
Yeah, we're talking about you one second.
We'll get back to you. Yeah.
So are we thinking that maybe if we take out the hood, get that
the contraption is gonna like, you know, shut itself on clear.
All right. So maybe I should just throw a
grenade in between them, two of them.
Yes. Charl, right?
Oh, no, yeah. Shit, let's not jump.
Throw in your behind a sofa grenade lands, right?
At your feet and retro. You are lucky enough that you
held your action earlier because you are definitely allowed to
use that to leave. Right?
The fuck. Now, my gosh, why did you
grenade only, why is your grenade set?
To only do one D6. Damage, what is it for?
Six, I think it's six. It's yes.
Oh, that does so much damage that's in the rules.
Frag grenades to do. That's 66 damage.
There we go. 19th damage. So so Jeff like takes the
grenade out of his hand and pulls the pin of pulls it a
little too hard. And so it slips out of his hand,
which is a very, very sweaty and this point because of all the
crazy shit that's happening. Our shit and jumps over.
The sofa does a cool like summer, somersault tumble
dealio, but then like fails. Both over to the first cushion
tumbles down to the second Falls Pro and onto the ground rolls of
few feet. And just comes face-to-face, is
lift his head up from his chin up from the ground just to see
this massive metallic giant gun that does have some sort of
skull attached to the top of it and the eyes Flash and you feel
it. Growl the ground rumbles through
the ground and you're very skeleton shit shit shit, shit
shit and then the grenade goes off.
And it hits that sofa with 19 damage, both retro and Jeb.
Now have to roll evasion because there's a sofa flight.
My hands are slippery. My hand was slippery.
I got too much soap, and I didn't know what I was thinking
into. First of all, visions of the
fighting retro, you're able to keep complaining.
Meaning to him. As you evade you get on top of
the table, behind the sofa, crashes across the room and hit
both the Zealot and the gun. They were paying attention to
Retro complaining and the sofa hits them for to D6 damage. 5 &
4 respectively. And now the sofas covering over
the top of them. Now, the sofa is crushed them
against the wall. Well yeah, that actually worked
out. Well, I would like to use the
rest of my action because I use my movement to get out of the
way, right? And instead of my plan or what I
was thinking about doing beforehand, I will now use the
last knife. Grenade that I still have nice
to throw it. Potentially inside the barrel of
the monster gun. Sure, 21.
Getting it inside the barrel, I'd say is like a pretty
difficult task and I'd say that that would qualify to be
incredible, which you do not do, but it does hit this
Abomination, and it explodes causing 23 damage which puts it
under half Health at then it says ouch foreign object, one of
the legs of the sofa breaks through one of the seals, as the
explosion happens. And now there's a piece of sofa
attached. Just to the Beast and it's going
to be a lot harder for it to move as it has to drag this
broken piece of sofa around on it.
That is also mildly on fire. That is now happening.
The Zealot takes 23 damage and loses an arm and it falls to the
ground. That is extremely unsettling,
sir. Please do not do that.
The gun is it spotted? The gun is not able to move but
it is pointing towards you retro jab.
And then Del EV IO, NE all of us, all of you and it's spools
up. Its rheinmetall EMG, 86 railgun.
You hear this from 250 to 200 and it fires.
Let's roll a D6. Why is it red and Rose at 12?
And fucking misses the bullets. Sail past you in a nice little
cylinder. A little sparkling gunfire and
it sings past the left side of your head.
He brought the 12. Absolutely not you look
incredibly cool. As rare fire of one.
So he's unable to do anything else.
It does its best to try and grapple you with a grapple
Ripper roles in 11 role evasion. 16 the grapple rippers sticking
to the table, release and cinch back into the gun, and it Roars
in pain. So, if buyers the railgun board
at me, I drop down on my butt sailing right over my head, as
Is that happens. Grippers come out suit towards
me. I split my legs just in time
clock right in front as I inch my butt back quickly and it's
all very cool about that I like and it's just well it climbs
over the Abomination. With one arm pulls out his gun.
He cannot move his heavy pistol is underneath his right side.
So his left arm, there's a little compartment.
And a gun pops out a little Armature comes out.
It slips it into his hand ready to fire.
Give your soul and he Fires at Jeb hitting jab with an 18, but
only doing six damage. So it like, you know, just
upload your armor or takes that off your feet.
You have one active Shield. I don't think I'm the only one
don't have drama takes one damage.
He shoots you again, hitting you again for for damage, which
again, is not enough, but you feel parts of your armor rip and
I imagine it frustrates. If it does it hurts, I'm still
taking a good friend. Let's not.
All right, so the bathroom seems okay for now correct right?
Okay I will ignore that for now I am going to try to shoot at
the Zealot. Nice.
All right with my pistol you miss this is rolled out crit
fell nine. So give me this is not my lucky
day. Maybe mr.
Le good bargain. Oh Dario 16 nice.
Yes. Is that hits they take six
damage and you see blood poor from their collarbone and start
to make the dark robes? They're wearing even darker
stain. Expand.
Thank you so much because almost gone.
It's my turn. I think.
Did you have anything else that is all for me?
Okay. Thumbs up.
And I'll shoots with a gun. Excellent 18.
Yes. Hitting with 17 damage.
Did they shoot this? Bellator the gun, the gun right
hitting 417 damage hits. One of the eyes the bullet comes
out the other side actually. Grazes the Zealot causing one
damage and the whole thing falls to the ground shakes and the
zealots starts to cry over the body, no party.
Or do you consider that a hung good job in my right and I
thought and I thought I have to read Errol.
I will high five, you back. Does Ella is trapped, you here.
The bathroom door Shake again as the hand tries to get out and
they didn't roll enough to get out so they can you continue to
hear like Rumblings? Yeah, yeah it's held my ass.
Now listen here robed individual.
Give you a, are you listening? I might leave it jump.
No, I want to, I want to interrogate this.
This welcome back is over. You have trapped this person,
they've got a gun but they're pretty, they're pretty.
Away so is the foot also finished.
It just felt it. Stuck in the machine.
It's kicking wild. It's a hilarious.
We look back at it and we laugh as a group, stupid foot.
All right, listen, I walk over to the rope guy and I take out
my gonna duels spinning twirly, cowboy thing, you know, Revolver
Ocelot style too. Over also, from Metal Gear, who,
from Metal? Gear Revolt rollover ocelot is
dope. Okay, listen, are all right.
I don't know what your deal is with this.
This big hunk of junk. Are you were you at all
responsible for The Reincarnation of the said, limps
body parts? I gave it.
The child did not. Cry rat.
No, not this child, but we're you reanimating.
Other bodies around the town. The city became a vassal of bi
reanimate. Do nothing.
Yes. Send it to you.
So, who you know, what? And I look back at the group,
you know what? Actually, you know, I think you
may have convinced me. I'm thinking I'd love to join
you and me. So sorry about it's on the
table. Near the computer in the room.
You can't talk about No, no, they so it's, you know, zip that
up throwing away the key. No problem, not talking about no
siree. Now, walk in and go grab the
fire. Even this fire here now who will
talk to you to get you know initiating produced this awesome
little cult or Club thing. You gotta go?
Yeah. I'll give I'll give my soul to
the church 13 child. You know the child is Is this a
child? I thought, I thought this I
thought this and he coughs up blood.
Are you that? Did any of us?
Get did any of you guys get here in the medical?
Get hurt me, I did. Oh, the next 10 minutes.
Oh, don't worry, you're a doctor.
Do we want to help this very unwell cult person?
Oh he's on. Well both.
Yeah. You know, physically.
And but at least we can help them is your boss so I can judge
wait to join. Us.
So I never caught your name. Nameless me, figure and the
follow-up. I have no need of name.
I will give my soul when I passed Hashmi, not unbelief.
Chad, I don't think this person is going to be much.
This, this is gonna be my, but how would look down to the
bottom of this? I sure do.
And, you know, the church is just outside the city.
You got blood all over this flyer.
Sorry. My finger must have slipped.
Yeah. I had at least wanted to do it
when we're going to do it. Well let's take a look at this
flyer here. What's this?
A is it got an address on this thing?
No, doesn't look like it. What is it?
Didn't they say something before?
They died. Well, known about and a church
outside. Yeah, at side, there was
something that meant but then the bullet hits.
Yeah. It was the last thing you ever
said, what was the church called again?
Hey, Church of Teen. Well I'd say more like church of
12 now. I'm all right three there's like
maybe that's their symbol at the top there.
It's like a see a line and a 3 that that must be their symbol.
Yeah, everyone Nazis got some sort of we should just keep an
eye out for it if we see it anywhere then, you know, Cole to
me might be nearby if it's if it's near night City.
All of us have lived here a while.
Yeah. Does anyone want to like think
harder I can see if I can recall that if there's any okay,
everyone think real hard. I'm looking for, you know what
you're looking for. What Jay, please, welcome
expert. But but I got an idea and I take
out my tile and I go. Hey, Sloan baby, you'll are.
There you are. Hey, listen.
Shit, got real crazy down here. We just like terminated a
Terminator type style, big gun metal thing, and there seems to
be some sort of Church of the 13, some crazy cold thing, I'm
hungry. Yeah.
Yeah, they said that the last thing last thing they said
before they died was their church outside of the city,
whatever you do a little look-see moon for me, don't go
too far. Don't go too far.
I don't want you getting And then you see Sloan just through
the viewfinder just fly like they kind of get what you mean
and they fly just outside the city walls and they're just
outside the city walls near the junkyard where you've been
before. Is a big Warehouse with a see a
line and a 3 on top. But that's it, that's it.
I still don't get too close. All right, I don't want you
getting shot down or nothing. Look my 16.
And deductions says, you're probably right.
We'll take a look. You guys want to see here?
It's on, it's on my town. Come huddle around, you know,
leper watching the YouTube video and you see this Warehouse out
on a dirt road. Just outside the city walls.
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We probably should have taken some robes.
Yeah, I just thought about that. We should we should write calm
this. What we are talking about that
right now. Why doesn't she have just use
his Auntie's? I think you forgot how to turn
it on. You're right.
Maybe we can stop somewhere. Is there like a like a ropes
are? Uh, Sir something like
somewhere, we can go cultists local store.
I'm sure they'll be something outside and as you get close to
this building in front of you, it's a big gray boring Warehouse
as a whole, right outside of the building with a glowing sea and
a 3 as a hologram and it's glitching around it in every
now. And again, swear you can see the
engram Flash. For like half a second and there
are a bunch of crates and boxes outside and a bus with c-line
three painted on the side of it. That's been parked haphazardly
in front of the building. The trunk is open.
That's ominous 9. If anything happens to this
back, you let me know immediately, you know my number.
Yes yes yes yes. Yeah, good stuff call it.
Anything happens is back coming, brat out.
Okay. I swear to God, if you call, if
you cry wolf. No horn, thank you, that's the
one. All right.
It's fine. If you hide the bike around the
corner at that as the building and as you what parts, the bus,
everybody's standing at the back of it here, the front, I'll look
in the trunk. All right, retro as you lean in,
there are a bunch of robes and some discarded cables and scrap.
Okay, well sure, I'll take this crap about 15.
It's all mine pieces. Leave the robes that we very
specifically asked for leave that behind, what did find some
robes? What I mean, You know, that has
its own potential for being problems.
I mean, we could think of another way of getting in oh
well hold on hold on they did there is literally a fire,
right? So so they're like expecting
guests, who would not have rope so we could just walk in and be
like, hey, we're here for the meeting.
We heard your, you know, we heard this cult things, pretty
cool. We're just wondering how we can
just talk like that, Zealot and just talk about the child and
The 13 or whatever. We just I think we can I think
we could do it. I'm the child.
Wait I've got an idea. I think we're going to need some
sort of Plan B if all hell breaks loose because in my
experience shit tends to hit the fan around halfway through plan,
a so that's usually a good time to switch over to plan B.
You taking notes they're busy. Yes.
Yes, the board. So plan a usually works for you
know it 25 to 50% and then it usually breaks down and then we
got to move to plan B. So I think we should have plan b
or we have maybe two of us that aren't.
So great at the whole talking thing, retro and uvv.
Will go up top on total. Scale the building, get up on
top and try to find some way into the building.
Mm, and then us that are real good at talking Iona that you
got me into this out. But how we gonna get on the
roof? And this is typically why I plan
a well I apart. Now there you go.
This is very I like this idea was good.
Yeah, I mean, you know, the pincer approach works but I mean
we can all just be like yeah, that was it.
The Child the child, the infant, the child, the child, I mean, of
worst of anything jab, maybe one of us, just hide inside one of
these crates and crawls around. And underneath that exclamation,
Jeb gets excited at the sight of anything.
Stealth, so Jeb you wait outside and we'll go in and pretend to
be people Cleburne see, I'm just hoping that, you know, if they
if they ever, you know, find out about us or something, it'd be
nice to have a have some A sort of surprise element, so that all
of our eggs aren't in one metaphor.
I get it. Yes, it's not Easter television,
but I understand the metaphor. So, all of our candy in one
metaphorical pillow cakes, and we go, that's much better.
There it is. Hi everyone.
Should we go in? Yeah, the child right?
Up a child into a box. Located.
In this open. Do you feel this very clean
looking for Do you? And it's a little ratty here and
there, there's a bit of graffiti in the corner, but it smells
like bleach in here. It's immediately obvious and
very faintly on the ground, there's some text, and if you
look more carefully, you might be able to work it out and
there's a door to the east, a daughter, North, and a door to
the South. Well, that's symbol looks very
familiar. Yeah.
Like the one outside also, Bend in the rain.
Being in a box Deb. You can't move in the Box.
This isn't Metal Gear. It doesn't actually work in the
real world. Do you know what?
It tem ruin of cool. How dare you not with us?
That's here. I mean if he wants to walk
around in a book, do you do anything else?
I will check the door to my immediate, right?
Okay, it's open. I walk on in.
Okay, it's confident as if I was walking into a workshop.
Okay? You walk into this room there in
front of you standing. Proud is someone dressed in
robes, you recognize, welcome. Are you here for the child?
Yes, yes. I'm here for the I've heard all
about the child but I need to know more about the child.
So what is the child? I came here to give your soul.
You have so many parts. Yeah, I am here to give to
donate my parts to the child to the child.
Give your soul. Leave her.
Yes, I am a believer. That's right.
Do you have a look behind you? As they see Mendel and I owner
and Vivi and their previous room be part of the great one, the
child, the 13th, the soulless, we must give of our soul so it
may live. Yeah.
Hey can you uh can you explain why?
It's the 13th that wasn't brought for?
Like I like I want to know if the child.
It wasn't a foot. It is the child.
Hmm, let's see. I can tell Well, the see it
goes, all the co was here at the start, he found the child in the
junkyard beyond the place of birth.
Okay why is it the 13th though? I need this for my CEO knows we
are but followers and meet for the great one.
The child must live while Richards having this
conversation review. This walks in.
Yes, the child the CRS take us to the Seer.
Come come with us. Group.
I see you have a pet box. That's cool.
Yes I do. It makes noises that's so great.
There are Parts in it for the yes, a child.
But the truth. Jeb roll something to remain
concealed while pretending to be a robot box 1905.
I just whisper, I just I just whispered to to Retro, pick me
up a true. Okay, Carry Me.
You Picked the Wrong. Wrong person for that.
But all right. All right.
Oh, wow, yeah, retro you pick you pick up jebin.
It turns out you're way stronger than you, think you are.
Are you rolled a? Yeah, I got you rolled at 19 and
Jeb's, a little lighter than you expected as a lot of leather.
But it's not very heavy. Have you been?
I think Jabs, like a spindly skinny motherfucker.
Yeah. Yeah.
I totally feel like, Jeff might be like a hundred.
Do you know? Yeah, so you pick up this box
has actually way lighter than you expected.
The Box itself was made out of like a light polycarbonate, so
it's light in itself and you pick up jab and he starts to
move around. It's like trying to Wrangle a
cat in a box. It's a bit tough mom.
Looking for some reason though as you're doing this as you're
holding this box you kind of remember for some reason but a
cat in a box is really important and then you shake off the
memory. That was weird.
All ready, I'll just shake it a bit like a lot of spare parts
and There. Are you ready to meet the seek?
Yeah, he has that we're here to give our souls to the child.
Yes. And to find the Seer.
Yes. Yes he is only one who's like
the most enthusiastic about like trying to really play into it.
You open the door actually getting worse.
And you step inside and in this room is huge, huge room, there's
this a bunch of boxes, there's a pile of dead bodies and there's
a hand crawling all over it. You can see that one over there.
Spider monsters is in here. Walking around a huge altar in
Northeast part of the room coming around.
The corner is one of the gun monsters that you just fought
and a shadow. And has a let stands there in
front of you. Hello children.
Welcome, are you here to give yourselves your soul to the
13th? The child, the child of Domina?
What, what was that? Yeah, the child of domino child,
tamino. That's I've never heard that
before the child of domino 13th. Bending machine.
Come children, be devoured and he looks over and a spotlight
hits the altar like this has happened.
Before. In you noticed, the ground is
covered in spatters of blood and viscera on on the ground
scribbled in permanent Market is give your soul.
And there before you is a huge vending machine with six arms.
Two of which have different things attached to than one, has
a gun. One has pincers on it, it jumps
towards you and screams. You got what do you say?
We throw that box at the closest Zealot directly at their head.
Wait, Jeff get ready. Jeb Iona is going to step back
into this room behind a couch and Call stranger.
Okay, the phone rings and stranger picks up.
All right. Why didn't you tell us?
There was a 13th vending machine currently and they say that they
have a 13th vending machine. That is the child of domino and
I don't know how to shut it down and it's very scary.
You can't tell me how to shut it down.
Fort great and I hang up. Stranger says bullets go.
So let's go when the child of domino, jumped out and screamed
at us. I chucked the box with Jeb
directly at the first Zelo, because I got freaked out by
excellent. So that's Ella gets thrown.
We have checked against some boxes and Jabbar, you fall on
top of this guy, what do you do? I just like that.
It opens up in Jets. Rolls out and different screens
scrambles and grabs both the guns and then just looks around
and go. Always shit.
Are we assume these guys are? What's the plan machines trying
to eat us bullets and and a stranger says iPod to might I'll
go now. Oh my God.
Is that vending machine? Have a vowel, Jesus.
All right. I've got an idea.
Oh my gosh and Jeb gets up and like wrestles The initiate front
of him, tries to throw the robed figure into the mouth gaping
mom, the the gaping ball of the feet, 19.
Yes, you throw the Zealot towards the vending machine
trips on the ground Falls over at the piece of Flesh.
Looks up at the vending. A machine as the mouth shop.
Throws himself into the mouth and gets chewed up blood first
everywhere, as its body gets torn in half a leg falls down,
it does not I spanked lycians glow from around.
The body is pulled through and sucked into the vending machine
and the anger among that floats in front of its face shimmers
and intensifies and returns back to its regular.
Oh my Wow! I shoot my lucky gun.
She 1717 correct. 17 the vending machine.
You hit the vending machine for 14 damage.
It takes it heartily and you crack the screen and a huge
crack. There's across this red screen
with the words error flashing, and it starts to crackle and let
off steam. Its limbs move disconcertingly
towards the seeker and the Seeker opens up His arm, he
falls backwards, and this machine also gets this sell out
in front of you. As visceral gets blasted across
the ground. I own a roll of plastic, I don't
wanna get hit by this Blood. I am both curious and concerned
about how this whole cult thing started.
I mean, did you guys just come across this done?
Two bodies as payment and has yet to dispense any kind of
materials. Iona, you take a, you take a
sidestep. Then Del steps in front of you
and gets a little bit of blood on them, but most of it hits
Retro Retro. Your left side is covered in
blood and pus Arena. Well, that's just fucking great.
And in this Stillness of battle, the creature reels back and
squeeze this note, this song, this sound and all of you have
to be 18. Dean and resist torture dress.
He said, you guys all have to be a team.
I mean, my god, wow, none of you.
None of you can view except try me.
Try me, except try me. I got a finger of one of the
Zealot stuck in my mouth. I will caveat.
This weapon says, if anyone has built-in ear protection It does
not affect you that is so I owner you hear the scream and it
makes you angry. It does not freeze you and you
watch everyone else except retro, he's quite distracted by
the blood on his body just freeze in place, but bundle.
Okay, and then Del drops. And unlike released Grenade on
the ground, in it rolls towards your feet.
I only did you say that an Indian people take this thing
out? Yes.
Is this? I point to the grenade.
Is this an EMP? Yes, that is me.
The vending machine is like crashing towards these Frozen
people. I pick it up and I throw it into
the mouth of the vending machine.
I jumped through doors to get as far as I can from that fucking
thing. Yeah, retro you have to jump
over this moment because you have a TV for a head.
I only use for August EMP, grenade into the room.
The vending machine opens its mouth to try and scream again.
It takes four steps backwards. It's, and it's right between
these two other beasts. The EMP grenade goes off.
And the room fills with light and are all the electricity in
the corner that's plugged into computers, prize.
It Fizzles, there's a huge bang and all three of them explode.
As it turns out the vending machine dies, soda water, and
they crashed to the ground to return to their inanimate State,
and you are left in this vial dark.
Bloody room with apparently, the now dead child of domino on the
ground. I think I peed a little it looks
like he peed a lot. Yes, there's a staying with
step. I will have to change your
clothes. And that's all I'm leather, man.
That doesn't really care. Got some back there chaps.
All right. It'll be fine.
I really must chop your ass. If you ruined them all day.
It does. It does.
We killed the thing? Nice work.
Iona. Yeah, Power It's just.
Thank you for, dropping the grenade, and thanks for not
killing me. Yeah, that's right.
I could have been bad, you're right.
Yeah, well I'm just laying there and then they'll points to their
right cheek and just gives you a Grimace.
Hmm. Right.
Right, right there in your face, I reach into my bag and I pull
out my hand mirror. So I have blood on my face and
I'm gonna grab I go and I stopped tonight and I close it,
I go, it's probably best you don't look at it and I take I
take a part of my, I take a handkerchief out of my jacket
and I and I'm going to sanitize my face.
Okay, well so its mission I'm going to sanitize my hands and
then rub it on my face. Like, I'm washing my face.
Where is my Santa sighs? Oh no, oh no, it is a Halloween
nightmare. Iona, you go to release some
sanitizer and you have left. Oh no.
Oh dear. They're just like just like
Poof's are coming out of both of both sides of Of my sanitizer.
Fidel Fidel. Yes, oh yes.
And I just keep squeezing it towards them until it's not
enough. I'm sorry.
This hasn't been a very happy Halloween.
Really takes a picture Next time on no latency.
All right, get this tank. So it was definitely eating
people. Hey, this is your grandbaby,
man. You better have some respect.
Nice to meet you, stranger. Yeah, let's go talk to Domino.
Yeah, but before we do doctor Domino, I, it's a little
complicated. Someone want to, you know, get
VV up to speed your kind words. And thoughts.
I appreciate them. Okay, we don't talk about that
anymore. I think they worshipped this
thing was Is that the name of your child?
Yeah, you know it just makes me worried about next Halloween
because I never know what any of these things are.
Actually Four glared Jones does the name Claire Jones ring a
bell to anybody. You are the only thing I
remember help, this might be the last time that I hear his voice.
Hello. My name is Sana and if you are
watching this, it means I am dead.
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