Last time a no latency. I know this is a really cliche
line, but we have company. So it's splashes in their face,
causing them to be blinded. Shoot the goddamn rocks, bring
down the mountain now. Wow, he's thanks very unstable.
Like, the only person hit. Well, someone's going to get
something else broke up, they don't pay me, my thousand
Eddie's. What is what what is it about?
This fight? That is just made, everybody
forget everyone else's name. Am I losing too much blood?
What is happening by drinking a nice cup of tea and settles my
mind so about that deal Jebediah.
Jeb picks up the stasis tank with Sloane in it and walks over
to Remy. Remy.
You got a minute? Yep, yeah, I got a minute and
I'm crack. Open a beer.
Start drinking. Listen you and you and stranger
see me up like y'all are the ones to talk to about getting
things fixed around here and just put it to me straight, man.
What do I gotta do to get my best friend up and run?
Well yeah, I get all the parts and then I got to be able to put
them back together to get slow NE up and kicking again.
We got one part and I think the other parts on backorder, if I
remember correctly. DM.
Yeah, but the other pot you could have talked to Greg about
but Greg's dad. There's gotta be there's gotta
be a place around here that we might be able to use a little
5-finger discount. Well, yeah, I would say that if
you can get that part then yeah, I could be able to get to work
on it at the moment. However, I gotta find myself a
place to stay because I don't know if you noticed.
And I point my thumb over in the corner and one of the booths
where all my shits, That because I got kicked out of my living
container. I don't have anywhere to live
and I don't have a workshop and I got to be able to find
something so I could be able to handle that out.
I got to get you know I got to get a garage set up kind of deal
so tell you so ping pings had pops up as you say that and
they're like You can use the room downstairs.
I mean, I, I sold all the vending machines so but I can
have it. It's empty.
Yeah. Go ahead.
And as they're saying that you here, stranger running up the
stairs, we're all the fucking bending machines.
I'm gonna look away, rolling my eyes, as I drink my beer,
silent. Thing where the fuck are all the
vending machines? I sold them.
Domino wasn't coming back. I use, I use the money to
improve the bar before. And they just go silent and
start just looking sad. Well shit.
I need those. If we're going to get Domino out
of the arisaka building, I need to make a star.
And the only material I can use to make one of those is basis of
what they used to live in. I need those vending machines
back. Those specific ones.
What I mean, at least four or five.
Hmm. Well ping do you have a receipt
to you? Sold them to?
Tuna. Help me sell them.
They went to a bunch of places. Hmm, seems like a fetch Quest.
See this is why paperwork's important.
Seems like seven different vending machine.
Icons will appear on our map and we will get to them eventually,
but we only need four. Yes, four or five?
Yes. Yeah.
I mean, if I had more, it'll make this easier.
Hmm, it might get a better ending if we collect all of
them. Hey, maybe we'll get a piece of
legendary gear. Yes, I'm losing.
My fucking mind. Real Men, Real fucking video
game map was flashing in my fucking head.
How did you do that? I mean you know Raleigh yeah.
But yes girl cool. Well yeah you guys all work that
out. I'm going to go ahead head
downstairs and start setting my shit up and I must have grabbed
my boxes and start moving downstairs.
Yeah, sure. Look, does anybody want to help
me steal a goddamn vulture wing? No.
That I guess I'm doing this myself.
Wait, before you go chips at Quast.
I still got to decorate my pad and I check before you go.
Would you mind signing this contract?
Jeb like stops. And like, turns over his
shoulder. Fine fine.
I'll do it the same for you. They points it a points.
It Remy, the same for you. We planted Iona was for her any
points towards say the Stag. And Jeff walks over.
Takes his cowboy hat off, places it on the bar next to him.
Kind of forcefully, grabs the Slate try to buy on his stupid
tie. Before you do so. even though I
do not quite like you, Just know, once you sell a part of
you to a corporation, you do not get that part back.
Be aware of this. Well, if I can still a part of
me to make sure it's low in his hole, well, I guess I I guess I
consider that fair trade. You may not think so.
In the end. And Jeb science.
Damn, I would like to make a phone call.
All right. You get out your your device and
wire it up to your implant inside and you make the phone,
call the phone rings and the receptionist at body fuel mixer.
I think I may have been dealt Wendell is wonderful.
Absolutely wonderful, whoever recommended them.
Put a Kudo on their street on the sheet.
I'll tell Charlie. Thank you.
Thank you now. Jeanette, can you can you wire
money directly into one moment? Jeb.
What is your, what is your formal name and your routing
number? Can you just email that to me?
Yeah, it's a gibbet diet court is.
Valencia, El Paso, the fourth, but I need you to email that to
me because I we need, we need that information to I'm sure
he'll get it to me. So I have, I have, I have a
referred volunteer for the B program.
Yes. Okay, I will.
Also, if you could open up the inventory, I just wanted to take
stock of of the excess materials that we have to work with.
Because I'm thinking about revenge, pink, the way that we
watch over this program. Thank you.
Bye-bye. All right, so we can take the
stasis tank back and you should have 1,000 Eddie's.
Jeb, you now have 1080 damn. I now have a thousand eggs.
And I honor you now have five hundred more Eddie's.
You currently owe 600 for the tank.
All right, and I plan on taking it back right now.
Well, it still got a bird in it so, well, we're taking that
goddamn boat out of it, excuse me.
Well, we're look. I know scientist, look, I got
1080s. I'll pay it off.
We still need that part, though. That's right.
Then I'm gonna go steal the part.
That's what I'm. That's what I'm saying.
We do. We do, we do the jab.
The jab side quest. We get the part.
We fix the bird. We take the tank back and we
turn you in for your trial. That.
All right. All right.
What what part are you trying to look for anyway?
Well, I'm gonna take a look here for a full third map.
Genes will go looking for. I'm looking for, I'm looking for
Annie 9, x 17. Huh.
There's a junkyard just out of town.
We could look in and junkyard. That is a sound like the most
sanitary part from a little lady.
I'll just go straight to the source.
Sanitary part for them for that creature.
Yeah, I'm gonna pass by as a moving.
All my stuff like it's better than nothing.
You know, that we can't just go straight to the source who makes
these things. I'm a shake my head, they don't
make them no more shit. Sloan baby here that we can get
you a dirty old wing. That's going to be working.
My baby. Yeah, that's gonna be alright as
Iraq girl. Say go, there you go.
Your relationship with this bird is semi disturbing.
You don't understand because you're being a little before it
was a bird. No.
Road. You guys want to go and try and
find that part, I can set up the workshop downstairs for for you
retro. Yeah, yeah.
Just you know, at at least get some of my personal stuff set up
to I mean like don't don't touch the personal stuff I got to get
that like the Zen and in the gnosis way Rumi, I could not
give a shit about your shit. That's also by I'm in the
workshops. Also my shit.
I never mind just I like things labeled and in the right spot
who doesn't These fools. Are you know, full brother.
I wasn't pointing to you. Jim There's someone already
finding them at points for the vending machines.
Not yet. Can we send ping to to that can
ping do that? Ping sweetheart.
Yeah. Hi is your day?
Thank you, sir. Thank you so much.
Now, you said that. They also passed a note there t,
as well. Thank you.
Now you said that that tuna helped you sell off the vending
machines. Turn around know where they are.
All right, so while we go get the part for this bird, can you
get those invoices from tuna? Yeah, I'll work on that.
Well let's saddle up everybody. Let's get going.
All right yeah go ahead and get to Vanna White then thanks for
setting up the workshop down there stranger?
Yeah I'll get everything Square in here and you get back.
We'll do some work. All right, sounds good.
It's out how we are going. Honestly, I don't give two shits
if you came with the saying, no, but we're leaving, okay?
And Jed, by turns the key, that's probably gonna with the
VW. But you need to stop Hank, Hank,
Hank, get out of my way hanky and driving broom broom honk.
Honk terrible. Wow.
All right, it's recording is gonna be so much fun to read.
Guys, the best of luck, I feel your pain.
Alright, so son, are you staying behind?
Yes, I couldn't care less about this cool.
That's not. Oh I Would appreciate a level
head on this. What I got the most level-headed
than everybody. Here yours is a little curve.
This is not my mission. Unless you are paying me to do
this, I will not do it. Here is 100 ideas.
I believe my experience is worth more than 180.
Well, it was very insulting to come Lester.
I was gonna say I own it. Shouldn't she gets healed up
because you still got aboard. When your shoulder.
Okay, I guess I'm not going either.
From the bloodline. I will be staying behind with,
so no, I If you wish so Remy and Jeb get in the car, are you
keeping your bike at? No latency or you.
Bring it along to receive more damage.
I mean, if there's another muscle you'll just be loud.
Super loud. You cannot be stealthy with that
bike at all anymore. No, no.
It is missing both Mufflers. Oh no.
That thing fucking rips. It's gonna be sick.
Are we turning on car alarms, going down the street?
No, we're going to take bana and we're going to leave the bike
behind. Hopefully I'm going to ask to
bring it in through the doors so you can just I can just, you
know, kick the kick stand out right inside the no latency
Lobby. It's leaking oil, little bit,
slick annoying little bit. Don't worry about that.
Just put a little rag under it. You got a pot pinging out of
pots to put potting there be fine.
Yeah, it doesn't matter the inside of the bars trashed.
Anyway, All right, we'll all aboard.
Yeah, let's go before I freak out from all this oil, spilling
everywhere. I hate that fucking dirty.
You guys head off to the junkyard, in the north part of
just outside of the wall of night City.
You guys head off on that Journey.
Sano and Iona, I left behind the bar and Santa receives a
message. Mmm.
But you should be able to see right now sauna.
Yes, I see this. I delete the message.
Follow your tile went off for the first time since I've known
you. Spam.
You or soups? Pam?
Yes! Well, I can install a firewall
on that for you. No, thank you.
I like to keep this low Tech as possible.
And you let spam through interesting.
Then Del then comes over to you. And is made a purification like
field wound out of sin, the alcohol behind the bar, and his
makeshift a much better first aid kit and it will take a few
hours, but you'll get your health back by the time.
The guys come back. What happened?
Stings. It stings.
Quite a bit. I'm sorry.
Haven't been injured much in combat.
I, Try not to combat very much. Mmm.
You never learn if you don't feel well.
Am I going to be much better now?
Because I've been shot. I assume you'll be more careful.
You're right. That's why I'm missing a toe.
Yes. Well wounds remind us of our
Past encounters. But also make us who we are.
And you saw no and Iona and Vandal chat as ping.
Refills your tea, you relax, and you hear the distant Roar of
that a white as it disappears into the distance.
You guys drive up to the junkyard and at the junkyard is
just a sea of junk at the front of the junkyard.
Remy you see a familiar face, rummaging through some of the
junk in its Trevor. The Hills, this clown.
Hey Trevor, nice to see you finding parts to fix up the
building. It's my old landlord.
Shit shoe. Yes.
Because it's fake. No.
I know. It's was a joke.
I was making you get it. You never got my jokes vimi.
Yeah, I never do. I don't have a sense of humor.
Yeah. Hey since you taste am I right?
Well that's just hurtful Jeb walks past them.
These two clowns and starts, rummaging through, trying to
find number or part number e, 9x 17.
All right, Romeo such and pulled Trevor side and say, Hey, you
know, out here, we're looking for some animal cyberware.
I don't know if you've ever seen any, or you find any good, any
good parts out here, even if it wasn't said, where are we gonna
find something? Yeah.
Anything you'd be willing to part with me?
I mean. For the right, for the right
price? Yeah, I'll come on man.
You threw my shit out on the side of the road and so I caught
somebody held on for held on to it for a little bit.
Yeah, I found somebody digging through it.
Oh, You shouldn't Foster. All right, tell you what rock
paper, scissors, if I win, you tell me where the good shit is
the don't I forgive you for throwing my shit out on the
street deal. Okay, throw me a Faceoff roll,
cool plus reputation, plus 1, D 10, 7 plus my cool which is 6 so
that's 13 and a my rap is 5. So 18 Yep, you in, okay.
What are you looking for? Well, looking for main part
where I'm looking for vulture wing, The part number is hold
on. I got to bring you guys.
Some acts 17 exactly that one. Oh, you remember the part
number? That's cool.
You see one of those? Can you see one of those?
Listen, you better you better deeper in the corporation's,
throw their stuff out about 4 minutes that way.
Damn it. Well, start to get fed up with
this bullshit. See any other good?
Any other good tagline around anything big?
You know, you can't take back. I mean there's a vending machine
over there. Yeah, I'm gonna go take a look
at that vending machine. Cool, you got a look at the
vending machine. Hey, hey Jep.
Yeah, about four minutes that way and I'm going to point the
direction. The Trevor said, that's where
probably find your wing. Go ahead and start over there.
I got to make a phone call real quick.
All right, all right, and I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm go
ahead. Open my tile and I'm a ring up.
Iona, the phone rings. Iona, it's, it's me Remy.
I remember pink said something about vending machines.
Found one. I don't know if it's the one
we're looking for. yeah, I got it over here at the
North junkyard and Can I give them the VIN number if I find
it? Yep, absolutely real basic Tech.
Yep. Basic cook is.
Yeah, you find it and yeah, I'll read off the VIN number H to
75684. Do I need the whole thing or do?
They just need a part out of it? Fuck.
That's a big thing. All right.
It's loading on the bus, is a pain in the ass.
Very strong and I hang up. Motherfucker.
So the vending machine is lying down on the ground like on its
back. Okay, I'm going to get in
Ventana white and pull it up as close as I can to the vending
machine. All right.
And I'm and while you're doing that, Jeb, what are you doing?
Jim has been walking for a while now hopefully four minutes by
now, to get to wherever, Whatever, Remy and his weird
friend will go. Yep, you're around about where
your family somewhere Trevor was pointing and we're running
pointed out and you can look around, there are a lots of
smaller parts here. So I was four bits of cybertek
discarded pieces that probably could be repaired by someone who
was really smart. You're in your element in this
area though because you're used to scrounging for parts.
You're a nomad. Oh, I've jumped before you have
jumped before which means your local expert is valid in this
space so you can use your local expert to look around because
you're at Just beyond the wall. You're outside of the city while
you're in the Badlands just by just by a hair right?
You rolled a crit. See you find the pot.
I'm not only do you find the part?
You find half of another one so Jabbar.
He's he's kind of looking around, he, he he's gotten
really good at the shapes, that differentiate something that's
absolute junk, and something, that's, that's a treasure drum
Treasure junk. Those are very different things.
And he scratched around pulls, a pulls away, like a bunch of beer
bottles and and vending machine parts.
And then they are out of the corner is a little glint.
That that looks like an e 9x once it few weeks ago he
wouldn't have known what that even meant.
But now all he sees Is the way to make his friend back to
normal. He like Dives over.
Pulls it out of the junk pile is a little wipe down turnover.
You know, whistle do. and wait, what's that another It's not
great shape but it's been good to have on back just in case
someone happen again. God forbid.
With that, he puts it into his bag, into his little satchel.
With a smile on his face, he starts walking back.
Not too much of a strat. Yeah, you return to Remy
bringing the Vanna White up to the vending machine on the
ground. Well Remy.
We came we saw and we joked and jib holds up.
No, no other Then a vulture way. Looky here.
Cool. Well, looks like we got one and
what the fuck else is that in your hand?
Here's another one. Just in case, you know, spare
parts. What now do you see that?
It's only half of one. Yeah, it looks like it's about
spare parts. Hopefully, you know, your your
bird doesn't go through them that quick, well, right?
Yeah, yeah. I just make sure to label them
and set them. Some somewhere inside Vanna
White. Check this out and I'll slap the
side of the vending machine looks like.
We just found one of them vending machines that pain was
talking about. Well, look at that.
Yeah, it's going to be a bitch to get to the top to get it on
top of enter. Dwight, we're putting this thing
on top. Just lay the seats that take the
seats out. That'll work.
Hmm. What's gonna fill up the inside.
Oh yeah. How do you supposed it?
Oh, you said it. Don't they got a, they got
cranes around here. Can't we?
You know, grab one of them craze Do they have cranes know?
Now that in thinks I'm not crying.
All right, look, all right, we'll go ahead, we'll take the
seats out and pull strap those the top because I don't want to
lose the seats. So you moving the vending
machine? Yeah.
All right. Geez crash it's gonna be heavy.
Hey what's the name Tony trickster with what's right?
Trevor grabbed him through. Get your ass over.
What get your ass over here? Oh, you try you.
Try to get the vending machine. Yeah, we're trying to get the
bone machine. Get your ass over here.
I mean, you do you want a free? This is nice.
Is this is crap. I pull my Colt. 45.
Get your ass over here. Or I swear to god, Ruby.
All right, hold on. He's a human being for once in
your goddamn life. I'm still just don't work for
free. Well you're about to and I'd and
and Jeff kind of ways is his pistol a little.
Like come on Joe. It's going to take more than
just me and him lifting it. It's gonna be all three of us.
You got to be around. Trevor, Trevor panics and he's
like, and runs over to the vending machine and he starts
pulling on it and slowly shifting it towards the van
ramaiah posture. He it catches on something, a
ground, he gets the other side and he starts pushing it a bit
more and he's like, there's a hole under this thing.
And as he pushes it, you hear him go and he gets pulled down
into the hole and you hear a growling noise?
All right, so just two of us. All right, let's haul this thing
up, top. And I owner it's around about
that time that you receive a message.
Oh, Okay. All right.
Sano mmm. I would like your assistance
please. What would you require Iona?
Bundle speaks up. I got the location for our
problem. Let me know when you need it.
Thank you, their hairs. There is.
An emergency that needs to be taken care of.
At one of our facilities and I need your assistance eliminating
that problem. And then relating is something
that I can do very well. Yes, I know You will be paid by
bio Technica wrote. This is a biotechnical chop.
Hmm. I normally do not like to take
jobs who the core pose but As you seem to be a decent person
in the general sense, I am willing.
Thank you. I DM, how big is this facility?
Why don't you ask faendal where it is?
Then would you mind sending me the location?
The location is underneath the junkyard where Remy and Jabba.
That's a large facility. All right, I'm calling a car.
You call a car. What are the specific
requirements of this job? The vehicle arrives quite
quickly, ordering a car. I'm putting I'm making an
invoice for myself card and then we saw siring.
So no, I'm not paying those other fuckers.
All right, we load into the vehicle.
I tell stranger and ping that we will be right back and we will
bring The vending machine with us, you're gonna go and get the
vending machine. We are going to help.
At the junkyard. Yes.
All right, sounds good. I'll see you guys later.
Alright, thank you. So Sano the program that I work
for body fuel B, we have some issues with testing as does any
new pharmaceutical product? The issue with body fuel bite.
Make your body work for you, is that?
When your body starts producing its own Super nutrient, it can
become addictive. Mmm and some test subjects have
exhibited symptoms of that addiction specifically at this
facility. And it needs to be contained.
And eliminated entirely. But it is an underground
facility. Mostly because we wanted to keep
the testing their quiet. So we will also have to keep
this quiet. Well, they be armed or
dangerous. They are not armed with
anything. God did not give them. you
worded that very strangely, so do they eat people?
Ah, They're, they're eating people and they're hungry to eat
more people, okay? And sometimes they get out and
that's why there are cannibals in the Badlands.
Oh yeah. So that's why we need to get
this facility destroyed so that it doesn't become a bigger
problem. Biotin cuz the company that
created the cannibals in the Badlands some of them it's like
a lifestyle choice for others. Courtesy, this does not surprise
me. I appreciate your discretion.
Next time on no leighton's. Well, seems like that probably
has been taken care of. So go ahead just help me out of
this. Come on.
Will you? I'm not happy about the way
Trevor has been with me either but I can't just leave him down
there. Duck.
Well, that don't sound good at all.
Jack, come on, give it the fuck out of here.
Grab my hand. Grab my hand.
It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fine.
We just have to. Demonetised.
Then I will determine my fee once I have completed my task.
There's a facility underneath the junkyard.
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