Last time a no latency. Why do you say you get out like
you're expecting to die? Because so no is expecting to
die. It's just if it comes to it,
your tolerable, surprisingly. Iona was in front of the
elevator. So I own as actually going to go
first. Say no, get out of there Santos
distracted. By the thought of imminent,
death. No exit drones at Jeb.
You're really funny. Try not getting hit.
Last time I open something, it was My clone an eternity giant
goon is trying to eat us. It's all EZ sauna watch.
Bamford, show the urgency here. Hello, Domino.
It's been a time but we're here to bring you home.
Some urgency pretend, like you care.
Don't worry, I know how to delegate.
I'm going to roll for bureaucracy.
And we start with a role of bureaucracy.
Wow. Wow.
Iona, you could have done this blindfolded, you had a 25 on
your bureaucracy. How do you connect this?
Briefcase in this beautifully bureaucratic way.
So open up the star and I see all of the accordion tubes and I
kind of beautiful minded where I close my eyes and I can see all
of the possibilities of the brain.
Churches, I start micromanaging. What each branch is doing.
And I can see immediately I was going to snap, there was going
to snap. I could see immediately exactly
where each branch should lead and where our project will end.
With getting Domino back and your plug in these leads as
numbers and digits pass through your mind.
When you are done, all 12 are connected and it's ready to
download in the middle of it. Little Iris opens up.
A small button, emerges and it flashes download.
Are you ready? Watch this.
Are you when you disconnect this?
All the rious? Willful.
Okay, let me check with everyone.
So everyone. Got their guns out.
Richard. Did you hack into the turrets?
Yeah, II tried Retro. You rolled a 19 attempting to
hack into the turrets and you managed to hack into to it
before. How many are not access door?
I got to and I got them trained right there on the elevator.
I look into this training self, make sure nothing is going to
pop out there inside the training cell as you open the
door. Is it table and on that table
strapped in? I'm downloading is a big battle.
Robot behind a force field Force shit.
I was gonna dump late 10th grades in there.
Is this for fueled immune to emps?
You'd have to examine it. Examine it, cool.
The perception show. Ya, bro, perception, 14.
You have no idea. Shit, I close the door, okay, I
think whatever is going to come for us is going to come out of
this door here. What's in there?
S. He's downloading into a new body
right here. Can I check to see if there's
any external cables? Present, that potentially could
be leading from that room downloading s in there.
Yes, there are not fuck. Yeah, they're just like us a
plug that I can like unplug so like he stops working.
I'm not saying anything either but to be possible and as we
could find the actual power grid around here.
If you have any questions, you just asked me, is there a plug
that we could unplug? So again, no classic.
Look, I've tried turning it off and back on again type of thing.
So I can put a bunch of grenades in there.
And then when we unplug you, I'll just throw one grenade in
there and then tenement will go off and they know that perfect
plan. I got Mexican a time throwing
their, make it away them. Great, 11 Grand, you hear a
noise? Is another Rumble and you get a
text message, Sana. No, it's an audio message.
You're not the only one going down in a blaze of glory here.
Another explosion. Is it wrong your sister?
the mom, I just can't blame her because that's kind of what I
was going to do, but Damn. She stole your thunder.
Is she still here Thunder? I know.
Alright, I guess you have to come home with us to now I get
out and grenades. I am going to put the list ends.
When you open the door. The construct is gone as is
gone. The contract is gone from the
room. When you go back in the room, it
is gone. Notice they close the door, the
door didn't open. It's just not the in the, in the
thing anymore. Well, how'd it go?
What was happening is the force fields long?
Yes. Oh shit.
We're wait. So they never open the door in
the first place they just looked inside and saw.
Yes, yes. Look inside and close the door
behind them. Okay.
When they close it. When they opened it again, the
Robert is gone. It's invisible load up.
Anyway, so above the chair, there is a hatch like event
hatch and you hear something scurrying around above you,
okay, this is here. Everybody else is here.
He's out of this little room. We should download Domino
immediately. I agree, let's get this thing
moving. He said that he don't ask me
how. Yeah, I never met you before.
Yeah, lady either. Look guys.
I know barely anything about you.
Besides we should rescue you. I'm sorry.
My brother. Listen Rios.
Well, my family business real, I'm not real.
Your Existence here. How does approve son anything?
It just means my purpose is to rescue and destroy our soccer.
And I'm going to do that at least.
Yeah. And then when we get done, we'll
get home and is your turn to clean the dishes.
Not, if I die first. Well, let's not have that happen
because it's your turn to do the dishes.
Can't just do this to get out of doing the dishes.
Have the see, I have one c-- four on me.
I got the trigger. We did the chore wheel, it's
your turn. Now my hands on the trigger
pads. Buttons.
No, I just, ER, I'll do the dishes if I survive that.
Is that is what I agreed to, thank you.
We downloading Domino, we're talking or the button.
Okay. Click the button.
And all of the cables light up with RGB, like some kind of
teenage gaming, Wonder dream. And Domino's face breaks into
blocks turns into streams and flutters out of the screen in 12
different lines. The whole place drops to a red
color and you hear a very big, big explosion upstairs, feel the
building Rumble and there's a noise above you, there's a
scraping In the hallway. Bursting out of cell block a is
a giant robot dog. And two drones all he's adorable
lightning appears across its mouth, says it growls at you
Jeff. Oh no, no.
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Microwave isn't working can you talk to it?
What will these to get up to next?
I don't know why you keep sticking your Finger in that
part. That's not a bowling ball.
Oh God. Jeb have your vulture attack.
Animal versus animal. We left the voucher with the
vehicle and it's true slow and tell me in here.
Alright, unlock, you see values for last?
And I'm a little salty and I'm sorry.
I didn't do the down from the ceiling.
Essence, bursting, down from the Sealy.
Jeff asked butts down from the ceiling.
Well, shit cracks his digital Knuckles.
That's a real foxy movie review. Looks fast.
That's the finished. Its let's dance, let's dance,
let's dance, your boss. Some serious Terminator, shit.
Bundle is going to take a shot at the dog.
With the very heavy. Pestle 20, yes doing 12 damage
nice and then actually going to come back and push Iona into
solitary and close the doors. See you now stuck in solitary
with Domino downloading. And you notice the countdown
kind of gives you an indication that you've got about three
turns of combat before dominoes complete, okay?
After vendor pushes you in, they do get another shot with that,
right? No.
But I was fun. Okay.
Okay, I honor. It's your turn.
You're now in the room with Domino, I am going to prep my
gun. Um can I reach Philip?
You can try to me try and reach Philip.
The coal goes through, that's all going to shit up here.
Even in June the lobby, everyone's panicking.
Can you hack into the drones? I can try, please try Okay, to
shut them down. Rolling, your faith.
Oops. That's not what I meant to do.
But here he is. Often The Ether.
I fresh air is coming through, but there's like a carrier
signal. But Domino, thank you so much.
Did you should probably just focus on getting it.
The star about a 14. Okay.
Carol thing I can shut down before.
I can shut down one. Shut it down.
Okay? And retro, Sano Bendel and Jeb
in the hallway. You just see one of the drones,
just explode. It just fizzled starts to fly
smacks against one of the walls and falls to the ground.
Well, that's won their first. Get out of the building.
Yes get out of the building and fresh hangs up.
I grabbed an EMP grenade. Right?
And I shoot it at ass. I have to luck.
Okay. What works the first time must
work again? Yes, 24 grip.
Oh crap. This is very true heroes, a21 on
evasion and it's smacks him right in the middle.
The EMP grenade goes off and falls to his knees and his head
falls to the ground. And you notice the the whole
thing starts to reboot as he starts to stand back up.
Again, you have moved him further down.
The line of initiative. Mmm, hoping to do a bit more.
So it's not like he like Miss Saturn.
He's just acting later now. Much later.
Got you. This initiative went down by
three. That's a lot in this one.
All right. I will get up to him and draw My
Sword. I can't attack them but I will.
And I faced off with him, fair enough kind of ready to strike
when he gets back up. Sounds good.
It's it you hear another big Rumble upstairs, shoot the dog
or shoot the cyborg copy clone of the drugs are more clone,
which one we're trying to do, Focus the image here or should I
trap taking off the big dog? I think they're both of
problems. I don't know, John has fire.
I'm Focus fire. And I'm gonna try to like tickle
bit of cover here behind the the solitary wall and shoot at s
shoot 24. Yes you hit by double six is
nice. You blow a hole through one of
the arm plates and the top plate flies off.
And the hand falls to the ground and then I assume again. 37.
Yeah you hit. Wow.
Roll damage, 10 damage. Does does some damage mainly
only harms the armor. But yes, does some damage And
this out, one-handed robot, stands up the Savannah.
Panther that's in the hallway. It moves towards Retro Retro.
You see it. You recognize it as.
Oh shit guys, this is the savanna.
Panther model, one of the new top-of-the-line one's almost
Android /. Sideboard light With real and
will like qualities, 10,000 snipping to Blade arms, stick
out from the top of its back. And in a minigun Rises up and
starts to spin, menacingly minigun, it jumps at you, retro
roll evasion Question. Uh-huh.
If it jumps at me? Yes.
Good. I dropped to the ground.
Crow myself up into a ball and then try to aim my legs to where
it's chest region. Would be in try to kick it back
up off me if you were higher than and 19.
Yes, shit. That's impossible.
But okay, nothing is impossible. Holy shit in it.
The fuck you 20, you beat the DVI hit.
I gave you and you managed to kick it back.
Causing it no damage but causing no damage to you.
Well done sweet smells. I will say that come on back up
that blade arms to attack twice. However, It tries to attack Sano
so I know be 20. No, no, no, no, no.
You rolled a 10. Unfortunately, the blade digs
into your left arm. As you are paying attention,
only to the robot, as it's finally starts to be up and it
hits you. 4:12 damage. Okay, that'll blades.
My armor just too damaged. Yikes, and now there's a giant.
Robot Savannah Panther right up onto the and S&S.
Hmm. Okay.
The Drone moves towards then Dale.
And it fires off, its assault gun hitting and causing 16
damage you little shit. Then do careful.
I'm trying to be careful. It hits again.
Oh it's time only a bleeding in the armor.
See see that time it only got the shoulder pad yeah but it
crit hit you yeah I know but a crit hit doesn't really matter
it's more about the damage yeah I split still saying be careful,
I'm trying to be careful. Okay well having this
conversation s finally finishes booting up.
Is there any chance we can talk this over a cup of tea?
No, shame. This giant hitting you. if you
can be an A B 18, Yeah. Yeah, he goes to hit you.
You dodged, he pulls out a big chunky gun and tries to hit you
and misses He has an unbelievable amount of movement,
and he moves past you and retro. It's retro.
Well, he and S definitely have a past, especially recent past and
I'm definitely scared of them because I can still see them.
Red eyes, black guys looms dolls eyes, where the turrets that I
hacked? There are the very back hallway
near the node Nexus. To me in email us or the one of
them has access to it, but you have to make.
That is a, that is a bonus actionable thing.
Yeah, for you. Well, I'm trying to figure out
is one hit as in the other, hit the ground.
Yes. Okay.
Then I'm going to pull some techie bullshit.
And see if I can hack the Savannah Panther.
Okay, good luck. Fuck.
You have one more action, a more regular action.
Well, yes you bonus. Action was setting the turrets.
Yep. So you can either move or shoot?
Well, if I can't hack it, then I'll have to shoot it.
Okay. 16. Yes.
You hit your right next to it. Point Blank shot with a shotgun
goes off. Bam.
Try to jam it as much of the gears as I can 12 damage.
Yeah takes a decent hit and pounces backwards.
Jumping off the wall and then shifting to the other side of
Sano and defense. And it's been dealt time.
Then does going to shoot the Drone.
Nice. I'm going to shoot the Drone.
You rolled a 20, you hit road damage, 11 damage.
The Drone takes a side hit and it flies across the room clipped
one of the propellers. And now it has way less movement
and it sort of hovers on the other side of s.
It's now closer to the turret that will shoot it after I
owners to there's then they'll do anything else Wendell is
going to hide best. They can behind the training
cell. From SM the Drone and the dog
from Mostly. Yes.
Okay done. What does Iona do with domino?
Domino. Is there anything else that you
can do from in here? I know that you have to turn
Cycles left. Can you lock the elevator?
So, it is locked and I think we've done the best we can.
You're welcome. We cut back outside and the two,
turrets, go off. I'm Gonna Roll, I'm going to
roll something, okay? So the first one shoots its
assault go missing. No it doesn't so nine it.
Misses it mrs. Hitting s and causes no damage
the other one. Just roll the tent.
It shoots its missile at the only missile.
It has it shoots the missile towards the Drone hitting the
Drone 421 damage, and the Drone explodes.
I'm gauging with this giant metal dog.
Now, I guess I get out my teeth blade and I will try and stab it
in. Between the shoulders of the
legs. Oh, nice.
The shoulders of the legs, 31 inches right between the two
shoulder blades. Yeah.
Right in front of the giant gun you cause how much damage
spoiled up? Double six.
Double sixes nice. That's a 19.
Total so double 19. So I rolled on the critical in
injuries table and I've realized that this is for a thing that's
organic so collapsed, lung doesn't really land for me.
So what I'm going to say is you rolled a crit and you actually
manage to Your auditor crit you damaged one of its blades and
the blade Fizzles and flies out of sticks into a wall and now it
can only attack with that weapon.
Once it also takes a decent amount of damage as it tries to
jump away from you. You get one more attack.
Okay. 2020 hits. I should V, I should roll a
vacation if you want distilleries.
Defender losers. It's still gets hit 17 damage
some tea, what it is Rosales for it.
Yes, 17 damage. Yeah, that's another decent hit.
Its now actively limping. Damn robot dogs.
I think if you say so I want a kitty The shame stranger isn't
here now. Damn it.
It supposedly tab. Now, for that does beg, the
question, does a cat if a cat has shoulders?
I mean it definitely doesn't have arms, right?
Anyway, I'm gonna shoot, I'm gonna shoot ass.
Is it be thighs? I would say, I was thinking,
maybe they got, they got to hips or they still got shoulders and
hips, I think it she'll doesn't hit holders in but they just
don't got the only key. He's got four legs after we
fight and we're not in Mortal danger.
A good call, good call unless you, yes Domina. 22.
You hit. 10 damage. Yes.
Yeah again Do you hit with a 27? Both times only really removing
armor, but still doing a good job of it.
Still some And then, I ducked behind the Little Wolf thing in
their corner. You've got behind a cone in it.
Excellent. It is the patent.
This time, the panther turns around and tries to attack Sano.
Yes like that eight 1933. Yes, the blade doesn't even come
near you. You do an excellent pirouette
than a backflip. And it with its Last Action, it
tries to hit you with this, Electric Shot, your backflip.
However, is not good enough to evade this Electric Shot that
hits you for 12 damage and causes you to fall over on your
bum. That I was being cool.
It looked really cool until it had his second shot.
Yeah, I know. Is that a blade?
My armor? Yes.
Damn. Also, also your swords turned
off, and you have to turn it back on again.
Yeah. Everything's coming up, Jeff.
S goes to attack retro. Is this one?
It's you for 12 damage. It's huge chunky gun goes off,
then he hits you again. 49 damage 12s 21.
Not together separately. My have shields completely out
now. And my armor check is getting
pretty fucked up. That's God.
Yep. Bonnie's to don't got much left
of it. Why does everything gotta be
fucking scared today? Hijacking robots.
Black worms with two heads. Slippery that really sucks.
Now, you know how I feel. Is that heavy to say?
I mean, I can see myself in your collection.
Maybe I'll use you as a Vera as he said like he's got a mouth,
right? Yeah.
Yeah, as you says that, I'm gonna Jam a knife, grenade in
his mouth and kick him down towards the hallway again.
I'll be ready. Wow. 27.
It totally works well damage. 20 damage, you kick in backwards,
he falls back. The grenade goes off this head
explodes and there's just this moment as even the panther looks
over and goes, And there's this silence on the battlefield.
And you feel Victorious and then you hear a crash in the training
room. Next time on Nolan's, Jo is out,
can we do this another time and you still have a ton that before
you take back your precious friends?
Oh, boy, that's gonna make it hard to hit.
So, take off your shirt. Damn, that is pretty cool.
Grab the star. As soon as it's done, careful
have C4 on me. I have a Detonator.
I can press it. We all go down so you best get
off me. But boss had another health bar.
I mount the words. Run to him.
So are we running? Are we shooting?
Or are we running away while shooting?
I think we should run. Run.
Yeah, I run to the elevator with my hand prepped over the button.
Waiting for everyone sound is just behind us.
We're gonna wait Retro Retro. We're gonna wait that.
I am a spawn from something, so vile.
And yet I was able to make friends with people so good.
It doesn't really make sense. Does it?
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