I agree. What row?
No pressure or anything. We've received our placards.
That was quick.
Hello everyone and welcome to No Latency Live 2025.
Hopefully the sound works. No, it does not let.
Me fix that. So I'm British so I can be
charming and stuff. Even tech support is fun I
think. It's this is it this?
Let's see. Let's give it a shot.
Let's try it. Let's.
Try roll basic tech. Roll basic tech.
OK. It's a success.
Welcome to No Latency Live 2025. We've got an amazing cast of
players for you today as we go on an adventure in Night City.
Got Jade, Tracy can't make it today.
We've got Evan, we've got our guests Anais and Diane and of
course, Peter finally returning to San Diego Comic card.
And tonight we present you a night at Morrow Rock again.
Iona plays an exec, Phoebe plays a bed tech.
It's around. Retro plays a tech, Jeff plays a
nomad. Howdy.
And our guest does. Coyote plays a nomad and teams.
He plays a tiny, and I play everyone else.
Shall we begin? Let's do it.
Audience participation. Jolly excellent.
Well, everyone, it's Night City and that shouldn't be like that,
but we'll fix it in post. It's fine.
That's just meant to just pass the time and be attractive, but
unfortunately I messed it up. Wonderful.
I love that. For me anyway.
You guys are outside the bar. Phoebe's just gone to go and get
some bubble teas. You were a little bit thirsty
and you're playing a little bit of stickball.
Retro, you're up to bat. Got a piece of trash brother,
and you want to you want to get a home run, like hit something
over the over the top of the building, maybe win the game
that you've all been playing. That's the most British
explanation of baseball. Hit the thing.
If you haven't noticed. I'm not from around.
Here. It's a reveal of retro.
Here he is. Retro face reveal.
He does exist. He.
Does exist, All right, retro. You got the, you got the, got
the stick in your hand. You want to hit something hard?
I'm not very good. That's a 5.
A5 You do an OK job, although that is really made and this
little ball of junk flies through a window, smashes it
open and everyone cheers because.
I've never got a home run in my life.
I. Never got a home run pretty
close to me. The.
Sports ball thing is not that hard.
Anyone could do it. I'd rather not.
But it's more fun one. Try it, you strike.
I'm I'm not going to touch a piece of trash and then hit it
through a window. Now we don't.
Have to touch the trash? You can hit the.
Trash. Go ahead, you can continue
playing stickball. I'll just watch.
All right, here comes the next pitch.
Retro you ready for this one? All right, OK, I'm, I'm going to
try it. I'll put a little shimmy in it.
Oh, I'll give you a knuckleball. Here it comes.
That's a knight. 99 Excellent, yes, very well done.
Yours goes over the building and you hear a little Ding noise as
it hits a pole. Very satisfying.
Very satisfying and then your phone goes.
On Now I have your attention, I have an urgent matter.
The mass driver project at Mora Rock has received investment
from NC space. If you remember, the mass driver
at Mora Rock is designed to shoot payloads into orbit,
historically under construction. Now at least partially active.
With this investment, they have reached Alpha stage and are
ready for a test fire tonight. They plan on firing at Quadrant
SDCC 2025 at midnight in about 80 minutes from now.
This poses us a problem. Our Comm satellite is scheduled
to be in that quadrant at midnight.
If they fire it, we lose our communication satellite and our
advantage on the syndicate. Get on the barge headed to
Morrow Rock, leaving in 5 minutes.
On board you'll find construction workers and an NZ
site inspector team pose as one or both.
It is up to you. I have freshpedia working on a
two-part virus. It will require you to install
it in two locations. Fresh can fill you in.
Give him a call before you split up.
Bring friends. I'll pay 2000 ennies each.
At least go now. Time is of the essence.
Maura Rock must not fire it's massive driver cannon tonight.
Do not give the Syndicate to this advantage.
Don't know out. Well, looks like work's Colin.
Yes, it does. Iona Vendel is now climbing down
the side of the building with the ball that Jeb grabbed.
I got it. It sounds like we need help.
Well, I heard him talk about fresh.
Fresh we could call fresh. But also Coyote, I know, I know
that we're on the losing team, but do you want to help us like
we'll pay you 2, Ki thought. They were just coming.
Yeah, Yeah. No, I mean, that's probably.
Are you down for an adventure where we might die?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that brings me an immense
amount of joy fodder. I mean, last time we didn't die
so I feel like. It's true.
I feel like I've never died. I can't believe.
It honestly, I'm starting to suspect that I'm going to live
forever. That's so cool.
I'm going to be honest, sometimes I dream that I'm
immortal and with that whole, what's that thing that you
injected me with, Iona? You took pills for body fuel
bite which was an experimental medications.
We also didn't inject. It you, you took it you you
signed a contract even. Willingly is a bit of a strong
word to use in this situation, but I suppose I was coerced.
Are you guys, are you guys into B12 supplements?
Is that like what that is? Because I've done that before.
I have a cousin that. Coyote, Would you like to be a
part of a a study? A medical study?
What? What kind of study is it for?
It's for Biotechnicus body fuel bites.
Do I have to do this studying? No, you just take 10 pills.
There are lots of really bad side effects though.
What are like what? Like what?
A thirst for human blood and. Really fast hair growing.
Really fast hair growing and your nails.
Yeah, and nails. That could be cool.
That might be kind of cool, but. I do not recommend it.
I got to say, it kind of comes up every time we go on an
adventure. There's some sort of thing that
I have to overcome to to make sure I'm not eating people.
It's a bit of a problem. OK, well, I'm starting to get
really serious about my art career and I just don't want
anything to get in the way of that so.
Help. I wouldn't do.
It thanks for the offer, Yeah. Well, you're coming with us,
period. Sure.
Yeah. Where's Vivi?
Vivi. Where is.
Vivi. Went to get bubble.
Tea Vivi went to go and get bubble tea, but the barge leaves
in like 4 minutes. We don't have time.
We've got to go, but. She's my best friend.
Well, she's my best friend too, like.
She's our best friend. We'll, we'll.
Teensy, she'll catch up, but we're also paying you money.
So are you shed? Yep.
Get in the fan. Oh.
Please try. Should we take my van?
Oh, don't worry. And I gesture back towards a
beautiful airbrush spray paint van of three topless mermaids
that look like me, Teensy and Vivi.
Well, that does have a better paint job I.
Mean it's a new paint job. That's really good and these are
a bit weird. Did you use AI?
Oh, only for the hands. OK, it's an artistic choice.
Nobody can do hands. Well, let's go.
You'll get in the van, Jeb, roll a driving check, and while this
happens, Iona you get a phone call.
Hello. Hello Ring ring.
Hello. Hello.
Oh. Hello.
How's it going?
It's going certainly we're we're kind of in a hurry.
Do you do you mind telling me what you need very quickly?
Oh. Yeah, yeah.
OK. So you're headed to Morrow Rock
and it's it's like near the coast.
So no, Lancie is in Little Europe, right?
So if you go north and take Morrow Rock Blvd.
West. Putting on speaker so Jeb can
hear you. Morrow Rock Blvd. on West Jeb.
OK, Is that is that this turtle the next one?
I think it's this one going oh shit.
All right. When you get to the dock, you're
going to see that there's a barge.
Get on the barge. Oh well, I definitely see
something over there. Is this the dock?
Are we on the dock? What?
Was your driving check, Jeb? Oh God, it looks like it's 10 or
so feet taken off already. I wrote the 2626.
We need to get on that barge now, Jeb, step on it.
There's. A convenient I'm not done with
my presentation. I won't.
Really. Oh, so sorry.
I may have jumped the gun Do. Things hold.
On we're driving in slow motion, so.
Here's a close. Why does this guy sound like a
Victorian child? Here's a closer map when you get
some more a rock. OK, here you there, can you?
Oh yes, I can hear you when it was soon.
When you get some more a rock, you're going to arrive at the
docks and you have to take you have to go to two places.
I'm going to send retro a virus in a good way, don't worry.
And then what you do is you take virus A.
Right. And that's the.
One with the filled flower bits and you put it in the core room,
right where the computer is. On the barge.
No at the at Morrow rock the barges to get.
There. Oh, great.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Thank you for the clarification. I'm sure somebody was confused,
not just you. Then you take virus B and you
put it in the mass driver. AI know the GM didn't think
about this when he was planning it.
Just go with it. So there it is, mass driver A,
right? So you've got to put virus B in
mass driver A and virus A in the core room, and then you have to
fire the mass driver with nothing in it so that it goes
bad. If there's something in it,
it'll be bad for us because the satellite will explode and then
the call quality, frankly, will just be terrible.
And to be clear, that was the bad part that would happen to
us. Yes, also if they get the other
satellite we're truly screwed. Wait, what do you mean by that?
No, not like that. The other.
Satellite I'm not sure their team wants me to talk about.
You'd have to ask them. We signed an NDA.
What about a friend DA? Oh, are you a Patreon?
Subscriber. Oh, oh, now.
We're all down the Ducks and jump on board and then try and
get in past security. There are two teams, teams on
the barge, OK, there are two teams.
There's an inspector team, that's probably an IOTA thing.
And then there's a bunch of construction workers because
they're making the work over. Oh, bye fresh.
Oh, we're in out of minutes. Could you?
We have to get on that barge and it's you're right, it's pulling
away. It's pulling everyone rolling.
Athletics check Jeb's crit earlier.
Getting the the the the van to the docks in Little Europe has
given you all a + 1. 19. 19 yes, good enough you jump over. 17.
17 retro You do a you do a little as you jump over the
little gap a what? All right.
And then spring what you roll. 18. 18 Yes, you also make it
teensy. 19. Yeah, you do a flip, Yeah.
A20. Coyote you do 2, you do 2 flips.
Vandel got a 12. Vandel got a 12.
Vandel falls in the water and isn't scrambling on this road.
Simply no, Vandel, we're going to have to leave you behind.
There are simply too many characters in this one shot the
GM. Just rolled an 8.
I made it, but now I'm wet. It's.
Still hot? It's all right.
So you are all now on the Night City barge.
Night City barge is it's, it's the number one barge.
There are a few of them, but you've managed to find #1
Because I thought the one would look cool on this screen.
And it does. On the barge there is a vending
machine, There's a porta potty. There's a private little VIP
area that's actually a closet. It looks like you can see the
inspector in the window. And then there's the the pod
that the driver of it works in and downstairs where all the
construction workers who were working overnight to get this
mass driver ready for midnight. Because the mass drivers doing
what again? It's going to fire into space
and destroy your communication satellites.
Boom. And we don't want that.
We. Do not want that.
The stakes are clear. The stakes are clear.
You should get that looked at. That's not me.
Well, Night City these days. Vibes.
So this is like a, this is a barge, but it's like a fairy
like we're taking this to. More on the other side.
You cannot you you would be thrown out.
You have to find a way to sneak in to this facility from here on
out. So we've made it.
We've made it onto the barge. We want to get to this facility,
but there is no easy way into this facility.
You can't just walk in, you're going to have to, Domino
suggested in the message. You could try and pose as a
construction worker, You could try and pose as an inspector.
There's only inspector coming, so you'd have to do something
about that The. Inspectors.
The inspectors on the barge, are they not?
Yes, you can see them in the little green box.
I text you them out by the way. Take them out.
I'm in airplane mode. Can.
So I imagine this is where we do our whole like planning thing.
Sure. I from the message, I think that
it would be good if we, I don't know, took out the inspector,
maybe incapacitated them, and I could pose as the inspector.
If Vivi were here, we could do a honey pot.
I don't. Know oh.
I mean, I suppose that I can, I can try my best to see what this
inspector thinks of this. If we want to try that, I like.
That I think that'd be kind of fun.
And then Teensy and Anais, what are what are you sorry, Coyote?
Sorry, we are in Coyote. I don't know.
I'm getting I'm getting vibes over there.
Do do we want to go downstairs? Yeah.
Do we know what the uniforms of the construction workers look
like? Are they like this awesome
jumpsuit I'm already wearing? Roll perception.
OK, 20. 20 Yes day wear overalls.
One of your favorite things? Full overalls and a orange hard
hat. May I look around to see if
there's any spare hard hats sitting around?
Yes, you can. You're all the 20, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
You can see that there is an orange hard hat inside the
vending machine. Turns out if you're an employee
and you lose your hat, you have to pay for a new one.
Classic cyberpunk, hey? Insane.
Do any of you guys have some spare money for this vending
machine so I can get his hat? Yeah, sure, why not?
Really. How much is it?
I didn't check actually. I gave you the exact amount.
It is 50 eddies. It's an expensive hat.
Well, you shouldn't lose your hat.
Don't. Lose your hat.
That's how they get you. Yeah, this better not get stuck.
Foreshadowing is a device. I'm going to try and get this
hat, should we? All get hats and then we can.
You mean you construction undercover?
Construction. I think we could pass this
construction. I agree.
I can't wear a hat. You.
I don't think that. Retro can't wear a hat.
Yeah, we don't. He's got ATV for a head.
Yeah, we were just talking about US retro.
Maybe we could glue it to the top?
Well, could retro like can we put him on like a magic table or
something? I went to a magic show once
where they had the the head there and then the guy was
underneath but it made it look like a severed head.
Could we do that with retro? So they just think we're.
Carrying. I think that's overly
convoluted. OK, did you bring a magic as?
Far as I know, on here as inspectors and construction
workers, right? Yep.
So if you really need to get by construction workers, all you
got to do is just be confident, yes, and believe that you're
better than them. I do.
And bring a ladder, yeah. And a ladder and.
Bring them lunch and they'll love you forever.
So we got a ladder lunch, hard hat, sense of superiority, and a
magic table. How many of those do we have
you? Don't have a table, but you do
now have a hat. And we definitely got a sense of
superiority. Yeah, now as you are checking
out the vending machine, behind the vending machine is a porta
potty. Right.
Full of hats, and while you're hanging out, there's now a guy
in the the driving booth of this barge looking at you.
Is there anyone in the porta potty?
Let me get to that. You see, you see the, you see
that the, the, the guy inside of the, the, the green booth sort
of dust himself off and stand up and look out towards the Porta
Potti and then to his watch. Oh yes, So he, he, he maybe he's
doing a little pee pee dance. He's making decisions.
She retro pee pee. Dance.
But also the guy who's driving this barge is now looking at you
through the window because you made no effort to hide when you
jumped onto this barge. He's giving you a very weird
look. I'm just going to confidently
look back and I'm going to pull. The roll perception.
Robert De Niro. Right, roll perception.
I wish there was a confidence I'm better at.
That no, I like that. I'm going to give you plus one
because of the cool reference and because we're a Comic Con
and that should be nice. We would like to win the one
shot. I don't know what winning means.
Winning is always an option. I don't know, I.
Did fairly well. I got 21.
You recognise the driver? Oh, it's pirate.
Oh I love pirate, he has the best rates especially for.
Π Now obviously me, a person from this show, remembers that
very important character, but maybe for the other people, you
might want to remind people who this person is.
And definitely not because I forgot.
Just talk to him. You'll get it, yeah.
It's so good to see you. Thank you so much.
Hi. Hello.
Hi. Yar, how are you doing?
We're good. I'm an incredibly stereotypical
NPC. That's why we love you, Pirate.
Yeah, no, I'm pirate. I'm really into things that are
3.15, you know? That's close.
It is close. Yes, yes.
I don't do math very well. It's just a name.
Why are you on the fucking? Why are you on the bar?
Sorry. Pardon your I.
Get one. I'm sorry, I did it very early.
You're actually, you helped us last time we were out on the sea
and. You you helped me get the.
My my face. Back and you know all of that
yard. Yard Yeah.
So we're going to need your help again.
We we need to be on more rock. Oh, yard well, and they won't
let you on unless you're like an inspector or a construction
work. Oh.
Right. I get it, right.
Yeah. OK.
Well, since you paid me really well the other time, I'll say
what? I'll look the other way.
Look at that. I didn't see anyone on my barge.
The the inspector's in there and like, oh, hello, can you see the
inspector come out? He walks over to the porta potty
and. He hey, it's inside.
Retro. Retro.
Do you see what I see? Yeah, here's a pen.
No the porta potty. I know, here's a pen.
What? He ain't.
Taking my difference, I I will wait until they go to the porta
potty. Sure.
Wait till they turn the lock. Wait a minute.
Didn't they just? And then I'm going to stuff a
pen directly where the lock would go for a padlock.
Now I get it. Now I get it.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It's so obvious. Yeah, yeah.
And and you watch, you watch pirate look at you as you lock
this porta potty around this man, and he just folds his arms
and goes. The pen is mightier than the
sword. Yar, that's good.
That's what he I like that. That's what he I like it.
Like I like that one TV head. So team we've we've locked the
inspector in the Porter body. Perfect.
I'm just going to just. Walk around.
Sure, a new inspector here. Here I am.
I'm sure there's a clipboard in this room.
I'm going to go get a. Clipboard.
Hello. Is there the door slot?
Oh yeah. Sorry, there's there's no way to
open it. Oh gosh.
It stopped. Just jiggle the handle a little.
So I just rolled A crit fail. I wrote a crit fail -5.
How convenient. Like it's not, it's not falling
into the water bad, but it is Porta Potti falling over bad.
Fantastic. I didn't even have to push it
this time. No, but you do have to avoid it,
so roll evasion. OK, avoid the porta potty.
Yes, because it's not falling into the water, it's falling
where you are standing. Oh Lord, oh.
Oh no. I owner is not nearby.
Do my new jumping legs helping? With this cyber.
They do, yes. That's +2, isn't it?
Yeah. You got some new cyberware,
didn't you? I did.
Exciting 18. 18 yes, you effortlessly jump out of the
way. Retro.
What did you roll for evasion? Lucky #7.
Lucky number. Seven.
That's not enough, so. Lucky.
Though a porta potty falls on top of you and you rolled badly
so the door opens and you get covered in chemical excrement.
Oh God. And an inspector.
And a very panicked inspector. Oh God, oh, you smell like sweat
and urine. Oh good Lord.
Oh, oh, oh, good Lord. Isn't that a What is that?
Oh, it's a that came from a human.
Gross. Oh.
God. I would like to create a giant
scene. I would like to make a big
scene. Put his eyes eyes on me.
You all can like do your thing on that.
And I'm just going to make a very big scene of like, Oh my
God, excuse me. How dare you cover and soil me
in your mess and what your mess is.
Excuse me? I didn't sign up for this.
This is extremely, extremely unprofessional and he, I would
like to see your credentials, Sir.
He. He.
Takes a little step back and he pulls out his business card and
he's shaking right. Roll intimidation or.
Face down, Jeb in the in. Meanwhile, Jeb behind him just
takes the roll of duct tape that he has in his bag and just goes.
And I pull out handcuffs. I do not have intimidation.
Not intimidation, sorry, persuasion.
Or I'm going to. Put two points into persuasion.
OK. Two points of luck.
I wish I had superiority complex you.
Do not. No, Iona's bringing all of that.
2020. Yes, two I added.
Yes, very good. You intimidate this guy and he
takes a step back and he's now right on the edge of the barge.
Who's going to do it? Who's going to do it?
Do we maybe like want his clothes or something?
Or at least that business guy covered.
In I'm like I look. Good.
I don't know what. I push him off the barge.
Oh. OK.
OK, Kyle, thank. God, Jeff.
Roll, Pickpocket. Coyote Roll Athletics. 12/8 8.
Right. So you you didn't roll negative.
I I believe that I won a non canonical event.
You did. Which gives me an inspiration.
You did. Which I would like to give for
them to roll again please. Huffing GM noises fine.
Coyote, give it a good push this time. 15.
Yay, as you push this guy, he does the most British noise
ever. Oh dear.
And as you do that, you watch Jeb like, reach into this blur
and pull out an inspector credential.
I sadly put my handcuffs back. Bendel looks at you and says
there'll be other chances, but Jeb's now holding the inspector
ID card. You think this will do?
Yeah. I think I'm sure it will.
That in a clipboard is all I need.
So no ladder. You guys need a ladder that.
Is good. There is a clipboard in the
vending machine. You can buy it for 15 edit.
There's nothing. Is there a magician's table in
the vending machine too? It's not his office, it's just a
space for VIPs. He.
Didn't leave his perhaps messenger bag in there that has
his I'm going into the. Green box, wrong perception I
sure. Will is nobody going to throw a
life ring to the guy that we just pushed off the boat?
Who? The irate looks at you and goes.
It's kill or be killed in Night City.
Also he'll be fine, it's only toxic.
Yeah, he was just an inspector, presumably, presumably looking
out for the we'll. Be we'll be arriving in a
minute, so get your disguises or whatever set up I put.
My hat. On I take my hat off.
Is there any kind of other clothes since I am completely
covered in chemicalness? In inside the little green box,
there's a little box with some of the uniforms for the
construction people in it. But they are.
They are dirty, probably. Not that dirty as what he's.
Already wearing Oh yeah, no, I'll, I'll, I'll pick a, I'll
pick the dusty ass uniform. Sorry.
Hey man, we only get one. The butt is dusty on that
uniform. It's a dusty mass.
Uniform mass? Really mass?
Yes. 8 for perception. 8. Yep, that sure was an 8.
You do not find a clipboard or his messenger bag.
Oh, that's an 8. OK, I suppose I will buy the
clipboard out of the vending machine.
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Whoa, whoa. This seems like a rather tense
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Why can't you roll? Good.
What the hell is this? Which has happened?
You touched it, didn't you? That's.
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Dice and you arrive at the dice. Oh God, we.
Finally made it. We made.
It tomorrow rock. But how are we going to get in
this thing with this? Badge.
Who is who is dressed as a construction worker?
Me. I am.
Cool, so retro. Teensy Coyote.
No, I'm just going to be me. I'm.
Just going to be you. That's all I know how to be.
So violent, so retro and teensy are construction workers.
Vendel looks like an assistant because they are one.
Iona, you're giving off inspector energy role,
bureaucracy and Jeb. Who are you going with?
I'm, I'm supposed to, we can go together, Yeah.
And we'll just be kind of skulking in the background.
Cool. We're going to wait for an.
Operation and if these go? Really bad.
We'll like be distraction or something cool.
Classic magician misdirect, you know.
And that means I, I'm assuming that who's who's going with Iona
just Vendel that's. Good point.
Well, it depends on if we can sneak in with Iona or with the
with either the inspector or the construction workers.
Raw perception. Everybody, yeah.
OK, I I do need like a foreman with me so we can point.
Can the foreman be wearing a leather leather carbon weave
duster? We probably should have someone
technical with us because virus. I got a 20.
I guess I could. Do it.
Yeah. Come with.
Yeah, Marie dressed as a construction worker.
So that's all you. OK, OK, All right, Retro, you
join Bendel and Iona. Jeb, you join Coyote and Teensy
for your own little girls night. Girls.
Night Girls. Night, girls, night.
It's all right, there'll be more.
You'll be invited to the next one maybe, if you're good.
What are your perception scores? Everyone. 21. 2120. 18 for
bureaucracy, because I belong here.
You look like an inspector. I love bureaucracy.
It's such a ridiculously esoteric skill, but hell yeah,
you too, 1717. 15. 15. Can't fail.
Nice. All right.
Everybody rolled over 15, which is the DV for the area.
And what you discover is a little doc's office.
It doesn't look very active. It's pretty late.
We're getting close to midnight in the distance.
You can see in the in the shadow of the twilight of Night City,
you can see this really big tall thing in the distance.
It's really hard to tell what it is because it's so dark, but you
assume this is the mass driver. It is pointing directly up that.
Seems bad. It looks like a big gun pulling
to the sky. I'm imagining that's the thing.
We're going to stop. And out here on the docks, there
are two vending machines, a few crates and porta potties, and
the entrance to Morrow Rock. Let's go I'm.
I'll also text you that. Look at you as the inspector.
I'm going straight in with my assistant and my technical
assistant as well. Come on retro, let's strut.
OK, I I want to stop by the vending machine though.
Yeah, yeah, I. Want to look?
I'm going to be a foreman. I have to have my coffee.
All right, Romy, 2D6 coffee is available from this vending
machine, but there are some other things.
Sorry 2D10, apologies. Thank you.
You're welcome. Three and a one.
You find cool shades and a can of boost.
Whoa all. Right.
Well, yeah, I'll take those because again as a form and I
definitely need shades that. Shows that 40 in total. 40 it is
cool. You are you getting the boost as
well? Because that includes that.
What'd? You say the cool shades and the
boost is 40, yes? Cool, I just but I have to have
the cool shades around my my shirt collar.
Yeah, you're not going to wear them behind your head.
No, no, no. It's just, it's just a sign of
superiority. I never actually wear them
because I don't really need to have eye protection because I
don't really do a work. Safety squints work.
Yeah. Good.
Excellent. All right.
Well, you, you are walking through.
There's a a guard standing at the entrance at the very peak of
the docks, just waiting. It's got a clipboard.
You're jealous. I I bought a clipboard.
I have one. But you had to buy yours, all
right? I didn't say that out loud to
you. I said that to the GM.
Oh. I see.
All right, then. I didn't hear what you said.
I'm. I'm here for the inspection.
Yeah. I thought you'd be taller.
I thought you'd be nicer. I don't.
All right, Well, roll Persuasion.
OK. I imagine meanwhile we're
skulking on the side. Yeah, if you you lot roll
stealth. Yes, Sir, 18 what?
Do you get Jake? 12. 12 I guess.
Who's this? My assistant and my technical
assistant here to back up the choices that your team has made.
So you're going to let us in so we can get this project done
before midnight, correct? Yeah, well, you rolled low so.
Hey, boss, it's fine. Look, we can I'd.
I'd say let's just wait it out here.
Sorry, what? What's your name?
Yeah. You're going to hold up the
project, so we we need need a name.
I just, I just need your name. I'm willing to wait here.
I get paid by the hour anyways. I'm willing to kick it here now.
If we fall behind though, it's going to be on you since we
already had our credentials sent in.
You don't roll. Persuasion talk.
It's fine. Roll Persuasion.
We can sit down. Roll persuasion.
Hang up. What?
Roll Persuasion. Search for.
The people, I want to roll something up.
Oh, crit crit. 26. Crit 26 he He takes a little
step back and is intimidated by you and almost slips off the
docks and it's really embarrassing, but.
Whoa, whoa, careful. The inspector should check that
doesn't fall. I knew it was there.
It's fine. Obviously you're a professional.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's just, it's embarrassing, isn't?
It a little a lot. Actually, you meant to say no,
it's fine, I didn't know what, just go in.
Hey man, embarrassing stuff happens all the time.
Yeah, yeah, whatever too. And don't, don't don't don't try
and work out why a lot of people in Nice City are British.
Could you before we go? It's a cultural melting pot.
What is your name? Dave, because I want to.
Know No, no, it's a cybernetic. I write down Dave on my
clipboard. Cool.
He's intimidated, all right. What was your stealth role, you
lot? 18. 1918.
Oh. Yeah.
So I own this moment with this crip fail.
He almost falls off the docks and in that moment you sneak by
in your in your little outfits, you.
See, that guy almost fell in. That was embarrassing.
And it's. Embarrassing.
Scootch your way through, man. You scootch your way through and
you've all made it through the docks.
Well done. These were the easy bits.
Good luck. Those are the easy bits.
Easy bits. You've got this main front room.
In the corner are a bunch of crates that are earmarked to be
delivered to different areas. There's a little security part
that you've seen before in your travels of Night City.
The vending machine and then two rooms to your right, a staff
room and a bathroom. And we're we're all in there
together now. You're all in there together.
Spoon, Jeb, Coyote and Teensy. You've all snuck in.
But you do look like workers now, right?
You've snuck your way in. Well, they do.
No, these guys look like inspectors.
You're with, you're with these people.
I I know, but they didn't change it.
I'm the only one in the construction outfit.
Well, that's that's a problem. That's a problem.
Jeb. There's a star from to your
right. You might wanna have a look
inside. I think it's fine.
Wait, I 'cause you know, I'm an artist.
I have all these paints with me and these glow paints.
We could probably do some camo face paint.
Oh, OK. Like try to disguise ourselves
and blend into the back. Cyberpunk Gilly too, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. You can give it a shot.
Paint drawer sculpt. Heck yeah, let's go to draw the
outline. You've been like you've.
Been waiting for me to let you roll that, haven't you?
Yeah. Of course are are you are you
drawing like the wallpaper but on like the front of my body Tik
toks. Right, you're like in front.
Of. It just don't move and you do.
Have to keep your eyes closed the whole time I.
Rolled A9, you want. A nine it's.
Not that bad. It's not that good either, yeah.
Whatever. You do an OK job, but in order
to pass by things you have to roll over it. 13 on Stealth.
OK, easy. Yeah, you've produced it a
little bit, but not by a lot. You should all have the map I
text it to you so. To be clear, am I painted now?
Yeah. Yes.
Great. It's dark.
You look great and you look. Great.
There are quite a few construction workers around you
and as they sort of gaggle their way in, it's a quite a big team,
this gaggle where you're away and you've camouflaged
yourselves. It's like people's bags and you
guys on the ground. Look like a ladder.
And if we kick, as we've established, if I carry you and
have a sense of superiority, we'll get right through this
thing. On the ground you can see a
bunch of lines. You've got these lines on the
ground. The yellow line points to where
the construction team goes, the red line points towards the core
room, and the yellow line if well I'm turning right, points
the staff room and the blue one goes towards.
The bathroom, I'd like to sidle up to the the panel next to the
door with the restricted the arrows going in and also the
staff arrow. Yeah, and see.
Well, first we'll see if it just opens and then if it doesn't,
see what I can do with my tech. It does not just open, you don't
have a pass. I walk up to the door.
Beep beep. Your instructor pass roller
detail. Has A7.
Seven. Yes, it scans, but on the screen
next to the door is not your face.
No one's paying attention to it, but the gate opens and you sort
of nod. Bad photo day.
Is there a way for me to use my tech to turn it into Iona space?
Yes. I'd like to try to do that.
Roll for it. OK, basic tech.
What are we doing? OK, Cyber tech.
Oh, cyber tech now security. Cyber security.
Do you remember when we had to upload the virus?
That was one thing we had to do. What was virus?
Cyber tech A to core, virus B to AI, wrote A. 26 on cyber tech.
Yeah, you managed to change the photograph and you managed to
change the photograph to Iona with red hair rather than her
usual white. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on top of
it. Recent.
Photo Iona. I did change my hair.
Smooth sailing ahead. Tainty, you're so good at that.
Oh, I thought that was a ladder. Oh my God, I melt back into the
background. I I think I might have taken
something a little too strong for that.
Inanimate objects are talking to us now.
Do you do anything else in this space?
There are some vending machines, some walkers.
This might be because I play too many video games, but I want to
see if I can look into the red box that is the same color as
the red line on the floor. Yes, that's the security office.
There's a security guard being very lazy in there.
No, no, no. It's like the boxes in the
corner they're. Oh, the boxes.
The crates. The crates, I'm sorry, yes.
The crates, yes. Did you roll a perception?
Check the. Crates.
Check the crates. But the one that.
Specifically. Matches the restricted colour on
the floor. Yes, there is a red crate in
there, yeah. They get in 23. 23 Yes, the red
crate is going to mass driver A. That's one of the things we got
to get to. Did you, did you get, did you
get the thing? We have to upload it.
What thing we have to I look over back to Iona, B to A, A to
B. No.
Wait, wait, wait. We need a mass driver.
BA to core B to A. No, Virus A and mass driver B.
Is that right? No.
No, it's. We're going to mess it up to who
are. Virus B to mass driver A Oh, OK.
OK, OK. This is hurting my brain.
This is crazy, you guys. It's OK, fresh just sent it to
me so I haven't written here on my tile.
OK, I've got the. Thing.
Give me the thing to do the thing.
Bendel flicks you a little data chip.
Nice. What are you going to do about
this crate, Teensy? What do you mean?
Well, it's going to mass driver. Are you going to do anything
about it? We're going to look at for sure.
Yeah, that's what I wanted you to do.
So you do it for free. I do it for free because I am
small. Does anyone else get in the
crate? There is enough space for the
other two. It's big.
This is just a crate that's chilling that says like it's
going to be all 2. It's going to be delivered to
the masked driver pretty soon because they have to fire it
tonight. It's in a.
It's in a few minutes. Priority.
Shipping. Is there anything in it already?
Some materials, some stuff, some parts for the for the mass
driver, a lot of things, though none of you are technically
minded so you have no idea what it is.
We're sabotaging it. Who?
Cares. So why don't we like take the
stuff out and then put like bad stuff in you have?
You have plenty. Of space.
There's space for you in there. You just have to take off your
hat. Oh thank you.
I'm shutting the crate. I had a lot for a bit, but I
just had to put it back on and the.
Vibes. Cool, at least I'm not going to
get stuck in something alone this time.
You. You say, as Vendel nonchalantly
leans against the crate and shuts it.
So, Inspector, it's a shame that these crates haven't been
delivered to the site yet. Why have they not been
delivered? Demerit.
Excuse me? I knock on the security door
office. Excuse me, I have some crates
here that do need to be delivered before I inspect Mash
driver A right? So if these could get there, I'm
going to inspect this way. All right, Yeah, yeah.
Your inspector. Head to the courtroom.
Where's George? George Crates.
Hello. And this guy with huge
cybernetic arms, they're like massive George.
He's called George of the Jungle.
Do you get it? It's a joke.
Yeah. Crate.
Oh, yeah. Brilliant.
He picks one up with one hand. See you later.
Is it ours? Yeah.
You're, you're, you're like jingling around inside of this
crate, right? And as this guy holds it above
his head with one hand grandstanding away, I need you
all to roll AD 10 who are inside the box.
I was unexpected. Unexpected.
Oh my God, A9. A nine?
Oh no. Do you double explode in this
game? No, we do not double explode.
120 for Teensy over here though. You got 20 they.
Exploded. Oh, upwards.
Oh, that's the good one. Not even.
Floating Is this your first day? Real quadruple I got.
A feeling you got a what? I got a three I.
Got a three? As.
Thank you, Coyote, you're my bestie.
As as you're inside the box, Teensy moves aside as one of the
as the bits of material inside move around and it shunks
between Teensy and Jeb, and then as it slides back it hits you
square in the chest and it really, really hurts.
In order to not make noise you'll you also receive 6
damage. Spicy you get 6 damage but you
have to roll resist torture drugs not to go Oh my.
Just like. Drugs.
Or stealth. I'm going to do stealth.
Stealth your way out of that pain.
I'm a stealth out of it. Easy.
Oh no, it's. A1 Wait, wait, no, that's the
one that implodes. You're not talking so much shit.
By this point you are not on this map, you are down the
corridor because he's been walking this whole time and he
stops. You feel the box stop and you
hear him go. What's that noise next time on
No Latency Live 2025? Why?
Is there a ladder in this box? What are you doing in here?
George put her down. I need her.
She's part of my team. Once you follow the line, you'll
always be fine. We're not blowing things up,
we're putting a virus in it. Blow something up.
TT You think Jeb's going to run out of air in there?
OK, Johnny Rockets, let's calm down.
Oh, it's a wooden crate, right? I've I've got us to the core
room now. It's your job.
Here we go round two, baby. So are we going to kill this guy
or what? What does the middle magnet do?
This guy needs a uniform. What a joker, am I right?
I know we're supposed to go towards that thing, but I'm
really intrigued by this random tent.
Yeah, sorry about that, boss. First day on the job, you
understand. I know all about magnets I can
save. Retro.
What do I got to do to save everyone's?
Lives.