Welcome to no Latency side quest Bomb in the Blood A. 1000 eddies
this. Time, Iona and Vivi bump into
new friends at the glass market. Haggle, haggle and a blood fever
is rising. I've never seen anything like
this before Joined. By guest stars from Maggie RPG,
Chris Stormbeard. Hi, Vivi, I'm Sam.
And Dan St. Jimmy Twin.
My name is Scabbard. Vivi, maybe we should step away
from the man. The blood running in the streets
isn't a good prognosis. I don't know.
We should help them. Help them.
They're people hurt. Do you have any?
Something is boiling in the veins of Night City.
Last requests. You got cat food?
And things aren't looking good. At the glass market, of all
places. And although they only came to
shop at the market. You wouldn't happen to be
selling those cat ears, would you, Ayona?
And Vivi better hope their friends can deal with the blood.
That was awesome. Oh yeah.
Because tonight, Oh no, it's going to get messy.
Phoebe, are you running around the market already?
I'm really excited we found the glass market.
Phoebe, be careful. You can't break things here.
Can you keep your? Hands full, you just be careful.
God damn it, yes. I'm so sorry.
I am just, I'm very excited.
I'm having problems. OK, I get a little jittery
sometimes and I just, I start touching things and then things
fall. But but don't touch things first
time and then and then also, I don't understand what it is that
that you're so excited about. You haven't really explained to
me what we're doing here. Iona, you don't understand, OK,
I don't. I've gone to multiple shops in
Night City. I've went to every district in
the city to try to find a limited edition run of Danger
Gal Collector's item Cat Ears. Cat ears.
Yes. OK.
And from what I've heard, they're supposed to be here at
the glass market. Selling your Danger Gal merch?
Yes. Well, we have to find them then.
Yes, I don't know who has them, I don't know what vendor, I
don't know where. I was just told it was be it
would be here at the glass market and again they are like
sold out everywhere. So I assume I hope that somebody
like get the last ones here. And like.
Do we need to like? Split up and find them or.
Or I think we should also. I assume it's going to be like
super inflated price. They usually run for like 80
eddies or something. Something tells you there's
going to be like, you know, like several because you know how it
is when you like, you buy stuff like that's limited run and then
people sell them. Vivi, is is this your way of
asking for some money? Yes, if you need money, we have
money. OK.
Yes, we'll get you your carriers.
OK, OK. Can you imagine?
Can you imagine VV coming down the stairs and no latency and
they've got their little hello cutie and their cat ears on and
just goes? Can you imagine VV?
Yes, I've I've become quite the fan of danger gal as of late, so
I think if I get the cat ears like it would be really good so.
Quick question, how do we? Know they're real, They usually
have some sort of like label on them, like, you know #70 of 100.
And then they have the little logo with the cat.
Unlimited batch, all right. Yes, yes, maybe there's a
certificate of authenticity with like a stamp that too, yes.
So it's shiny, not shiny. So yes, we should make sure that
it's actually, that's a good point.
There could be some knock offs, so we should make sure we find
the actual authentic limited run.
All right. All right, let's split up.
Vendel and I will head north. Sorry, I this was all about me.
I I forgot Vendel, you were here for something too.
I I can also keep an eye out for that.
I want wheelie feet. The wheelies.
Yes, I want wheelie feet. I want to skate around like a
cool tune. OK, we'll take a look.
I'll take a look for the wheelies, the cattiers.
And you know, after all of this stuff that happened at the after
everything that happened at the roller Derby, what did happen at
the roller Derby? Let me finish.
Let me finish.
With the way that team name won, I would just.
I would. Just say.
With the way. Everything turned out.
I deserved way that everything done turned out and that thing
that happened, wow. I can't believe that thing
happened. It was crazy, the thing, and of
course the other thing, but hopefully no one finds out about
that. That was me taking drugs, by the
way. I was.
I'm trying to be secretive for your sake, but if you're totally
OK telling people, I'm totally OK.
Just don't tell people. That it's not the first time
that I've had to take drugs for my job.
There you go. Yeah.
Anyway, we're looking for wheelies and carriers.
Yes, I'm an adult. Let's go.
All right, I'm I'm going to go down this lane.
You guys, You guys go down the other lane.
I'm going north. Is that you go the opposite.
Direction. Yes, great, great.
And VB heads east and I owner in Bendel, head north.
PB, you're walking through this alleyway in the glass market.
To your left you see a few stalls called big guns.
These red tables. On your right is a a merch
store. You've passed by a a swap and
trade and you're moving further into sort of the center of the
glass market. Are either of you new players?
Are either of you looking for anything I've just said?
A gun. Cool.
Nice. Good, I'm looking for a gun.
Please sell. Me a gun.
Go to liquor store. I'm here for beer.
No, right. I'm going to say just a light
handgun. That's it, Scabbard.
You enter into the Glass Market underneath Glass Street from the
southeast entrance. And as you step into the north,
you see a bunch of porta potties, a few benches, and a
glowing green sign that tells you where the different stools
are. And you can look on it to see
and it says that big guns and guns are to your W.
The gun store has a yellow desk and big guns have two red desks.
OK. And just to my West.
Oh, wow, that's cool. OK, so the yellow's right down
there. I'll just or or do you mean like
this yellow here? Yeah, this is cyberpunk.
That's a neon yellow. That's the yellow one then.
That's the one you meant. So you're standing next to this
yellow desk and there's a guy literally just polishing a
pistol. Hey.
Jim, let's go with that. What's going on?
I've never bought one of these here.
Fire pans firearms. That's what you call.
Never bought one before. For a firearm, no.
No firearm would be like, you know, secondhand cyberware.
You can get an arm that sets on fire.
That's not why I sell guns. Bang.
Bang, yeah, I need. I need a bang.
Bang. Yeah.
Need What do you, what do you need you.
And what kind of gun do you want?
You want one like that person over there, They've got a
they've got a Hello Cutie Ultra K8 assault pistol.
That thing's a piece of work. Does it work?
That that's expensive. That's like 2000 eddies.
Does the cat make it better? I don't know, ask them.
Hey, is your gun? Cool, yeah.
Does a cat make it work better? Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
What do you have against my San Ruhelo Cutie Ultra K8 pistol?
Nothing looks cool, no. I'm saying it's cool and I'm
trying to sell this guy a gun. It's a sales tactic.
I bring in a crowd. I see.
Well, I'll have you know this weapon, the aesthetics do do
help. So if you want my advice, you
got anything like aesthetic, you know, something good looking,
something cute? I've I've I've got this regular
pistol, but it's jet black. You can't find it in the dark.
Do you have one with the cat? You you want a hello cutie?
Why not? She's got.
It sure. I mean, I can write.
They're very rare. Very rare.
I like it. I'm I'm sorry to interrupt you,
you guys, but I heard you talking about cats.
Are you looking for some kidding cats, motherfucker?
No, I'm looking for cat food. Do you got Do you got cat food?
Cat food. Like this?
And and he hands you a flyer. Cool.
A VV will will look at it. I'm I'm looking for cat food.
You have a cat. I I do, yeah.
Like a real cat or like one of those like you know.
No, no, Mr. Mute, Mr. Mealphistophiles is real.
A real cat. Yeah, I did a did a job a while
ago and I I got a cat out of it. And Night City, wow, that's,
that's really something. Yeah, he's great.
He's great. I think Vivi does not believe
this person saying that they have a cat and they're looking
for cat food. Well.
She hands the flyer. You I'll, I'll keep an eye out.
Well. You're talking about cats,
right? The guy at the store is staring
at you and he's kind of pissed off.
He gives you this look and he kind of scrinkles his nose at
you and he pulls his hood back and he's wearing a pair of
pristine hello cutie cat ears. This big burly dude is wearing
them. And he looks at you and says.
What do you got against cats? Meow.
Meow, motherfucker. Yeah, meow.
Why is everyone copying me?
I. Love to express.
Myself. I'm a man with you.
A man with Caddy is probably knows where to get cat food.
And it's. Made with Caddy is.
Knows what good guns are, so yeah.
I don't, I don't have a hello cutie in the back but I can Weld
to caddy as to this black gun if you want.
Works for me. Done.
All right, let me work out how much that's going to be.
I'll give you one second, chum. If you want cat food you can
check the vending machines or go to a grocery store like a normal
chew you dumb fuck. I I was told to come here for
whatever I needed though. Excuse.
Oh, heartbreak it. Oh, can if, if if you look at
the sign, can you tell me where to go?
Can. You not read, motherfucker?
I I can, I can read. I just got stuff in my eyes.
Can can you just point me in the direction please?
There's a vending machine over there, the white thing next to
the bench. OK, where's like three blocks
over near the neon freeze place? OK.
And if I have enough money, I'm in.
I'm in the market for, you know, I don't know what they're called
specifically, but I got this shotgun OK, and I'm not a a
great shot, but a friend of mine told me that they sell the
things that go under them and you can put a lot of the shells
in it. I'm looking for something like
that. A barrel magazine.
Maybe the existing only holds 4 shells I'm.
Going to. Give you some.
You need to speak to Tiny and and Movie Stack, whatever his
name is. And that's this way.
No red. It's the red desk to the West.
Yeah, OK, so the cat food and the vending machine.
Is also to the West. Just and then and then the red
desk. OK, Thank you all.
I appreciate it. So this.
Weird guy passes, you continue. Ignoring the weird guy, VV is
staring at the gentle the gentleman behind the desk with
his Sam Rue hell or not saying Hello Kitty with this danger gal
cat ears. Excuse me, Sir.
Yes. You wouldn't happen to be
selling those cat ears, would you?
These ones. Yes.
No. No.
I have I have AI have a brand new one in a box.
I like these. These are mine.
You, you have, you have not just one on your head, but you have a
second one in a box. Is that what you're saying?
Mint condition. How did you how did you get 2?
They're so rare. I run a shop, I bought 21 for
investment to make some money and 1:00 because I like to look
pretty. Could I?
I would like to purchase the the second one.
See, This is why I told I told Emma I was like, I'm going to
buy 2 pairs of cat ears and she was like, you're a dumb fuck.
It's not a dumb fuck because you're going to pay me.
By the way, your cat ears, your gun, the welding thing, I'm
going to do it. Just give me one second.
It's going to be 60 yetis. It works for me man.
The welding is 60 eddies. The whole 200.
The whole thing's 200. Yeah, 260, sixty for the
welding, 200 for the gun, and I'm giving you a clip of
bullets. Anyways, sounds about right to
me. Who adjusts his cat ears and
starts welding these two triangles onto this gun?
And how much for the cat ears? Oh.
That's it then. Oh dear, sucks.
Oh, no, I don't know. You're going to be it's.
Two 10s, dude. So is that a?
1000 Eddies. 1000 eddies, Are you kidding me?
I rolled two 10s in a row. You got to be kidding me.
Haggle, haggle, haggle. Go.
For like 80 to 90 on retail regular price when they went on
sale. But they were only available for
28 seconds on the on the on the garden.
Which makes me wonder how you were able to get to first of all
and second of all, are you? Are you interested or not?
Don't shoot it in the market, otherwise I have to stop doing
business. You're welcome.
Yes. I don't know.
Scabbard will shrug at that. Just kind of.
Now I would like to just just hear me out.
I think maybe you could lower the price just a little bit.
You know, 1000 eddies, that's that's pretty high.
And you know, my gun happened to get you some business here.
I don't think you would have made the sale if we weren't
talking about cute cat ears and how cute my gun was.
So I feel like you could. Keep a job for.
It yes, one moment. Trading persuades you what you
got for. Me. 17 all.
Right. Tell you what, 800?
7:50 That's not really good. Haggle I.
Think no. How, how?
How have I made it around the market?
Iona, Iona, you are watching VV haggle.
You know they're at a stalemate. I can't haggle.
IRL guy at the at the gun stall. You have not in your journey
because you haven't been in this section of the glass market at
this point. You have not found where you can
find cyberwear attachments for wheels yet.
Boom yet. But as you walk down towards it,
as you walk down towards it, you've come across up past the
clothes and armour, taken a left of the yellow sign, walked past
some melee stall and come to where VV is currently haggling
with this large dude sitting at a chair at a gun store, cleaning
a new gun wearing a pair of cat ears.
And you hear just the end of seven, 5750, with a question
mark at the end. You see you've just rolled fine
like up above average ish, but it's not a crit.
Vivi, did you find your ears? I did.
This gentleman happens to have not the ones on his head, but a
fresh pair, unopened, sealed in a box.
And like I said, there's. A button on the desk and there's
a glass cabinet behind him, and the the objects shift around
with this robotic vertical conveyor belt and in the middle
now are the cattiers in this presentable glass case.
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Maggie RPG. Yes, I'm telling you that these
are very special. But like I was telling him, the
retail price is quite low compared to 750 what he's
charging me right now. And look, I'm fine for you
getting a little more than what you paid for on this, but I
think that's a pretty steep price.
Can I check on the garden? How much these retail for?
Yes. Beep beep beep bop.
Roll local expert. Beep BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP beep
pop. It'd be cool if I knew where a
local expert was. It's one you have to add
yourself, so just roll AD 10. I might not be very much home.
You've rolled A2 and on the garden all that you find is that
they go for about 800 to 1000 eddies.
This one with the certificate sealed in box never opened.
That's 800 to 1000 eddies. You don't find any deals no
one's selling at you and there aren't a lot of them.
How long have you had these these years?
The ones in my head and the ones in the in the case.
I assume you got them both at the same time.
I did. I was being an asshole.
I'm very sorry, lady. About four months.
And you haven't they're. On sale for 28 seconds.
You You've had them for four months and you haven't sold them
yet? I was waiting for the for them
to mature in age. You were waiting for them to age
like fine wine, so yeah. Collectibles are like that.
Trust me, you would have to wait a little bit longer than four
months, but you're looking to sell now.
I I think that you're gouging us a little on the price here.
What are you saying that I adjusted all the prices on the
garden to reflect this while you were there?
It's people. It's people like you that buy
things like that for, you know, for fun, not really knowing what
they represent. And then and then you just
resell them at outrageous prices that.
That that's how commerce works, yes.
This late, late, late stage capitalism.
You should know POFO. Hey, fuck you.
That means that I know a good deal and I know a bad deal.
All right, world trading. Oh no, I'm in the wrong
persuasion. Oh.
Why don't you just roll for bureaucracy while you're at it?
No, I'm, I'm, I'll level with you.
I'll give you $500.00 for those years.
Oh, I'm. I'm waiting for your role.
I'm all right. Just just just chat with me here
for a second. Look, look me in the eyes.
Just you've been holding on to them for four months.
Yeah. And no one has purchased them,
probably because your prices are too high.
So let's let's bring it down to about 500.
Five. It's 500.
Yeah, 500. Were you about to give me 5?
100 cabinet. And he and he looks at you.
He looks at Phoebe. You know, this has been the most
exciting handle the whole day. Here you go.
He's a he's he's a coupon for 50 anything in the in the market a.
Coupon for 50. Yeah, yeah, they rolled 20
fucking three so I could give them something else.
Wow. Thank you any.
Stall any stall, we all work together so that that's just
credit for I'll I'll give it to. Great.
We're we're shopping for some other things too.
So that's. Because it's you guys are fun to
haggle with. You have to haggle with someone
else maybe. Yeah, yeah.
Maybe you found? I found the caffeine.
Oh. Who are you?
I'm saw, saw. And and and he holds up a bag of
kibble and it's looks nothing like what the flyer looks like.
Yeah, that that guy over there, he he said he sells cat food and
he only charged me 250 eddies for it.
Wow. Wow.
That's a, that's a deal. That's certainly a deal.
I'm. Glad you got your cat food for
your. I look to Iona with weird eyes.
Your real cat that you have. Yeah, this, this.
Vivi, maybe we should step away from the man.
And, and, and saw as a very, he stands about six, six, 275 lbs
black trench coat. And under the trench coat, he's
not hiding it. He has a chainsaw hanging off a
hook off his belt and then a shotgun slug across his
shoulder. And he walks up to you talking
about cat food. Motherfucker, step back.
Well, I mean, I mean, I mean no harm.
No fighting I I haven't met my quoting.
We're not fighting. I just, he's smelly.
I want him to step back. I sweat.
What do you want from me? I'm a sweaty guy.
I'm big. I heard them talking about
caddies, so I came out to him and I oh.
My God, wheelies, fuck you one second.
What are? What are?
Wheelies. Vendel's walked to this bar at
the very bottom of the glass market, where there's a row of
Cybertek and stuff, and there on the shelf behind the guy is a
pair of heli implants Vendel could get.
They're essentially cyber wear that you could I, I don't know,
I found, I found them. They're right there.
Perfect. Yeah, they're they're just.
Wheels. They're just wheels you put on
your feet, like roller skates, but implants.
Yes, yes, I want. Can I?
You said I could have AI want can I?
Can I please? I hand I hand Vendel the 50
coupon. I don't know if that's 50 eddies
or if that is 50%. I hope it's 50.
Percent very excited I. Am I am very excited.
I'm sorry. What's what's What's
rollerblades? It's I want I want wheels on my
feet and this this this tomb is going to excuse.
I'm sorry, I haven't introduced my I would like to buy those
please. OK, I rolled them a one in a 10
so. Well, actually they do actually
have a price one second. They're a real thing.
I'm going to put it on the corporate credit card.
Oh, wow, Can I charge? Can I charge it to Biotechnica?
As a work expense. As a work expense for my
personal detail. I think you can, but you're
gonna have to roll to use the credit card because you're
banking on it being the day when no one pays attention to the
charges. They say blast through that that
particular account. Yeah, it is cyberwear.
It's kind of foot, skate foot. Skate foot.
They they are normally 500. 500, Geez.
Yeah, of course. Nothing's cheap at Night City.
That that's how much they cost. Yeah, so.
Two skate feet 500 or you can just have 500 each.
It's late, late, late stage capitalism.
They're. Expensive.
Yeah. 50% off coupon. Buy one, get one. 50%.
That's what this coupon says, that's what the vendor gave me,
he said. 50 coupon roll. Forward.
He said 50 coupon, 50 coupon. Persuasion 22.
Yes, you can purchase just one, but if you want to charge that
500 to buy a Technic it, you're going to have to buy both
because accounting will wonder where you only bought one for
someone with two legs. I could say that Vendel already
has one quote UN quote in their cybernetic leg, but I will just,
I we're fine. I will purchase two of them at
50% off each. Right, so don't forget that this
requires a medical professional and a clinical environment to
install DV size in the background, like when I saw that
cyber hunt yesterday. Don't.
Install it on the bench over there because don't want you to,
please. Thank you for shopping at Second
Hands. When you purchase new skate feet
for Bendel and then Dell's really excited.
They got it in their little bag. You guys are standing there in
the middle of the market and it's it's, it's there's this
like lovely moment where you're just in this lovely market.
And then there's just this person, this really tall, smelly
person, standing behind us holding a bag of kibble.
Yep. And next to you is a slightly
scruffier other tune holding a brand new black gun with catty
as welded to it. I would also like to add he's
wearing this clearly very old like winter jackets like that's
been repurposed in a way where on his right arm all the way
down the sleeve he has sewn license plates to it to work to
work his armor. That is very cool.
That is really cyberpunk, my dude.
And in this moment as you're standing there VV, you're
holding this plexiglass container.
So you could in theory drop it as more high.
It's not, it's not made of glass, glass that has the ears
in them. And they have this little stand
that comes with it. And you can see the certificate
under the perspex. There's also a built in neon
strip that that slowly glows pink in the box and that can
also be turned on and off. You can use that to see in the
dark now. If you.
Oh nice, they'll glow, right? Sick.
Right function. Function and.
Are you going to put those? Ears on your gun?
On my gun. Yeah, it makes them shoot
better. I my gun has enough style
already so I don't need to add any more to it.
I can see how adorned it is with cats.
Now can I try those on? The cat ears.
Yeah, I'll give them back, I swear.
And then there is a very large and quite intense explosion.
What was that? To your east side there is a
visceral, visceral explosion. Visceral.
Oh, no, no, it's. Bad.
There is a a bluge of blood that goes across the eastern area
underneath the bathrooms. There are now people screaming,
there's a dude on fire and all hell has broken loose on the
east side and one of the vendors screams.
Close up show. Oh that was awesome.
First fight has started and at the glass markets it's close at
first fight. Oh fuck, wanted to snack shit.
If you consider the following, we can break the vending machine
in the middle of first fights. And I draw the.
Cortana and as you draw the Cortana 5 looters pile into the
area and they start trying to steal shit from the tunes
leaving. They are smart enough not to go
after any of the vendors. Kind of an unwritten vibe of
this place. So you now have a choice
everyone. You can either fight these
looters or let them loot and try and work out what's going on
afterwards. What are you going to?
Do Why would we fight the looters?
Does it look like they're robbing?
Like. People, yeah, not like the
vendors, but like they're just like robbing attendees of the of
the night market. They're like mugging people.
Are they mugging people? Yeah.
Now, are they targeting specific people?
Like is there a pattern to who they're targeting or is it just
anyone there give? Me your money.
That's about right, yeah. Just that it's chaos.
The the explosion is giving them the opportunity.
They're now just trying to rob people.
Anyone. We should.
Probably just try and leave. Should get out of here.
With the little people. We should.
Is anybody hurt? Hey, put that burst down.
And Saul's going to run right into the commotion.
I don't know, we should help them.
All right, help them. Their people hurt.
All right, but hey, you I point my I, I pull my my super crow
off my my hip get stop, put give them their wallet back.
Get fucked, lady. That is a very.
When he pulls his gun out and point it at you, go on fuck.
Shit. That is a very rude response to
a reasonable. Request.
Welfare initiative. No, no.
Next time I'm no latency side quest.
That was that. Proud of being fast.
I'd be a very. Lonely man.
Oh, so I'm not gonna. I'll just leave them the.
Looter that's pointing a gun at me.
It's OK, little lady, I can take it my.
Shoulder. We don't hurt innocent ladies at
the night market. I'm also not that innocent.
It's all right. Oh man, he.
Sees this man with. Rebar attack.
Oh, OK, A. Fellow connoisseur of the feline
variety. Oh.
And the looter's in the way now. Keep the change.
Oh Dang, athletics. Was the right choice.
You picked the wrong day, buddy. No, don't wipe it off.
That's metal I. Don't want to talk about it.
I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it.
She looks great. Sorry, sorry.
Yes, I'll help. I'll come help would.
Would you mind taking care of that is?
Anybody hurt Keep. The.
Blood on the chain side has the imposing vibe.
This is a great night, yeah. Anybody heard of neon freeze
has? Anybody heard of neon freeze?
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