Last time on no latency. Vigilantism.
You can call me for murder now. Exactly.
Oh boy. It's a much lesser sentence.
Sure is. Than does living in the future.
Because the person behind me is going to kill you if you don't.
I mean, is that not surprising? You try to head over to help
Retro I'm. Fine, it's just a little
bruising. And I don't want a police
officer to see that I have my hand on my weapon.
Recorded by Doctor Cat. Hey, careful.
Yeah, take a step. Names like that do tend to stick
in that city. You know, you could have just
walked around. It's not.
He cleared a van. You didn't have to jump over it.
Oh. My goodness.
CV Are you OK? Damn it I I didn't do my
stretches today. And I'm ready to jump in the
van. It's self-defense, bro.
At who's head? I learned it in self-defense
class. Retro, you've now dropped this
person in front of you. Do you do anything else?
No, he's on the ground. He's defenseless.
I'm not doing anything after that.
He hit me with a whip. DD you're on the ground.
I'm going to try to gather my senses and get back to reality
as I. It goes gravity.
Try not to. Fall over.
I'm a little shook from this shock and oh fuck I can't see
this guy in front of me. This is the one that Retro just
shot. No, the one that Retro just shot
is here. The one around her.
OK, yeah, it's like this. The the line of sight is so
annoying. And the copper, that's an NCPD
OK, that's an NCPD. That's.
A cop too. Yeah, these two are cops.
Yes, yes, yes. I'm not shooting NC NCPD.
I'm going to just try to. There's a guy here to your
north, and there's another guy behind a crate.
I'm going to like hobble over behind this crate here, take a
little bit more cover from the NCPD and and all that and just
try to shoot at one of these goons.
Roll for it. Let's see. 21 bullet flies
across the battlefield and hits this guy for a blazingly awesome
6 damage. Wow you rolled really bad on
damage that really hurt. You literally rolled A1A2 and a
three. Well done.
I'm not rolling well on my damage this evening.
You rolled really bad on damage? Ow, that really hurt.
We're still a bullet. And do you shoot again?
Yes, I do. Cool.
Oh yeah. Wow, that's fun.
I like that doggies. And you caused 13 damage this
time, which is much more effective than that.
Oh. Even better, that's not what I
meant. And then you sort of lean
against this crate as you recover from your slightly.
Yeah. Right.
The undercover cop is running across the street and he rolls
evasion. He rolls a crit, success makes
it across the street and then. Give me the situation.
I got shocked and I'm in a lot of pain.
Right, right. Cool.
What's happening This guy? That guy's knocked out, those
guys, guns jammed and the van got away.
This operation is fucked. And he goes to, he loads his gun
because he has no one insight to shoot.
The other guy steps out here it is, and goes to shoot.
The police officer loads his gun up and shoots for a 20, hitting
the shocked officer for five damage.
And the guy falls over and falls back into this, into the gutter
of the street. Ow fuck Captain, they're armed.
Yes, no shit. So can he shoot twice?
He can. Oh, he's Gun Jones.
Motherfucking you got to be fucking kidding me.
So I've run so many crib fails. It's something in the air.
It's something in the air, Jeb. In the meantime, you're like 1/2
a block away in a green van and I only told you to drive back.
What do you do? Jeb's going to pull the E brake,
do a sick U-turn, drift and just step on the gas.
All right. Are you driving the correct way
or are you driving against traffic?
I'm driving the correct way because there's a little gap
right here that I did cross the street.
So I know this exists and I'm going to try to do a little
drift through there and then pull up right next to him and
then hit him with a everyone get in if I can make it there in
time. OK this round rather.
Sure, roll a driving check. Oh, that's bad.
Oh God, there's no E brake you. Go.
You go to make the turn and the van crashes into the medium.
Yeah. Shit, close enough.
Everyone get in. It's so heavy with those
batteries. It's very, very heavy with the
batteries inside and they rumble around in the back.
Roll me an evasion check. One of the loose batteries flies
through the passenger side window and breaks it open and
lands in the street and the cable snaps off.
They're all in parallel, so it won't stop the circuit from
charging, but it rolls across the street.
There's like a battery now on the street.
Oh shit, don't touch that. But everyone get in hurry.
Come on, get the hell out of here.
You can use the rest of your turn if you want to drive to the
place that you intended outside the bus stop.
If I if I don't do that, then can.
You can shoot Nah. No, I'm trying to drive like
here ish. Yes, that's what I'm saying.
You can drive there. That's what I'd.
Like to do roll another driving check.
I hope it's not bad. 30 yes, you do a six point turn in the
middle of this. It's like that scene from Austin
Powers and they are now parked in a bus lane.
Hey. You can't park.
There parking in a bus lane is a crime.
Can that be a new NCPD thing? It's just announcing blank is a
crime all the time. I love it.
That's really funny. All right, 22 causing 13 damage
on this guy who shot you. He falls to the ground, takes
critical injury, and you watch his hand fly off his hat, his
arm. Oh.
Fuck it, force my gun and now no hand this.
Guy has no hand. He's pissing a hand.
Well, let let's hear it for him. What's the sound of one hand
clapping? That guy knows.
Oh, John, I'm so sorry. This friend tries to shoot,
causing a rolling a great success on ah that's the wrong
sheet that's less never mind that doesn't 19 that still hits
nice hits the officer for eight damage pretty good pretty good.
The officer, however, is wearing really, really good offer and
merely takes a little bit of that, a fraction if you will.
It is, but a flesh wound gaggers, and he takes a step to
his right. I don't know.
I don't like the way he said that.
The guy who's on the ground tries to get up rows of nine,
gets back up, walks forward and then shoots, oh, his sheet
works. Now that says, oh, causing, oh,
that's bad for that guy. Oh, that's so bad because
there's another critical injury to this guy.
You see his his left knee invert and he falls to the ground.
And as he gets to the ground, another errant bullet flies
through the left side of his jaw.
His head twists to the side and he falls to the ground there.
Resisting arrest. He's a crime.
He's a crime now you're dead. Oh shit, that guy's dead.
I don't know. Should we just get in the van?
Yeah, since the the van is here, Vendel can sweep me off my feet
into the van. All right, Vendel picks.
You up feet. Roll have Vendel roll brawling.
Roll Brawling. Meanwhile there's like 3 people
at that bus stop. It's just supposed to be like.
Oh Night City fuck. One of them is actually trying
to get into the van, just trying to get on the bus.
Yeah, and these. Are.
You are thrown into the van and Vendel's skirts round to the
back. I'm in a sketch like in the
video games. Damn, that's so cool.
I'm so cool. That is, that is, that is very
cool. Vendel just don't get shot.
Vivi get in the van retro you probably should get van a white,
but everyone else should cool should slide into the van.
Yep, on my way. Yep.
Come on, come on, come on. Vivi's limping.
I'll hop along over. Iona, you are now in the
passenger side of this van that you've never sat in, and it
smells. Oh, it does smell.
It smells very bad it. Smells like desperation and
crime. I'm going to I'm going to squirt
the latex on the seat instead of on my head.
Oh, that's so smart. That's really smart.
I love that. All right, Yeah.
You create like a little waterproof seat.
Yippee. That's you do anything else with
your turn? No, the middle of come back.
It must be Cane. The boss is unconscious on the
ground. Retro it is your turn.
Bossing patches the ground. That guy's dead.
That guy's next to me still alive through there.
Do you run for the van? I'm with everything that's in
that way. Not fucking chance I'm I'm just
going to make a run for across the across the street.
Mad dance. Great.
What's your move? My move is 6.
All right, so if you're running, your move is 12.
So normally you can, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you can move where is the measuring tool thing?
So the van is literally your run speed away 120 feet.
But I gotta, I gotta hop over the, I gotta hop over the
cruiser. Yeah, raw athletics.
Are you also going to jump over a car that's pretty on bred?
Well, it's not as cool as when the NCP guy did the fucking van.
Or me, I'm cool. I did a cool thing.
Well, you're always cool. Thank you.
Keep running Retro Jump. Athletics 15 Yes, that's enough.
You jump over the vehicle, just all the way across the street.
Roll Evasion. Oh shit, I'm not good at that
one. Evasion 20 You narrowly miss a
purple van without a license plate and you get to Vanna White
VB. You are now the only person left
on the battlefield. Retro has just left you behind.
Thanks Retro for the. Help.
You got the van on the other side.
Oh, you know what? I'm not.
I don't. I don't need you to explain
myself. But do it.
What? Are you going to do Vivi?
Wait, the van on the other side. OK, I I'm just going to hobble
over. So there's a green van that Jeb
and Iona and Vendel are near, and that's the one that's full
of batteries. It's got a lot of power in it.
Yeah, I'm going to hobble over to that one.
All right, roll something because you are hurt.
Yes. 2040 feet away. It's not that far.
Athletics 18 yes, you jump into the back of the van.
There's lots of batteries in there, so you have to stand and
hold on to it. Like when you're on the bus and
the cop turns around and watches you get into the van.
Wait, no, get back. Here he runs towards the van.
Iona, you did sort of hold your turn.
The cop is coming towards the van.
It's not like I'm going to shoot him.
No. Now I'm going to lock the door.
You're. Going to lock.
It all right. I'm going to have him roll
something to see if he can get the vehicle open.
He starts to try his best. He rolls an 11, not enough to
break open the door of this vehicle, and he's now banging on
the back. That guy's dead.
It's Jeb's done. I mean, everyone's in the car,
right? Yes.
Yes, well, I'm sketching, but yes.
I almost get the hell out of here.
Roll driving Check 27. You pull away in this van full
of batteries, which has enough power apparently to do the thing
you need. Retro gets in Vanna White and
drives N to meet you somewhere else and combat is over.
That's not what I expect you to do.
All right, all right. Stay calm.
We got to find a place for Lilo and Retro.
Are you on calm? Can you hear me?
Retro come in. Retro Retro come in.
Retro what? Oh, there you are.
All right. I mean, are we just going to
meet back at at the bar or what, where, where can we plug these
batteries in and do the whole electrical, the triangle thing?
Well. We yeah, we can probably go back
in the bar. Probably better, actually.
We could set it up a lot better than in the pack of a fan.
All right, meet you back at the Meet you back at the bar.
Cool, give me a beer if we get there first.
Yeah, All right, bud, No problem.
And as you look over to the passenger side, you can see Iona
is dancing. No, that's Vendel, but that's
for the sketching. Right, OK, my apology.
All right, so you look through your side, your right side view
mirror and you can see Bendel doing cool roller skate like hot
chick stuff, you know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean though? You know what I mean?
Like braver, like cross leg and moving really like fluidly.
No one know what I'm talking about.
What is that called? I.
Got. I got the visual.
I got it, yeah. It's like, you know, summer,
it's, it's, it, it feels like you can hear summer, summer,
summer time behind them as the the flow of their moves work in
the wind as you drive through the streets of Night City.
Very cool. Very cool.
I'm very. Cool, I I started taking a video
for the garden. I'm really going to sprout out
on that. I hate the future.
I didn't get that one. Can you, can you, can you, can
you explain that one? That one right over my ear.
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Retro roll a driving check. Oh yeah, I'm so good at driving,
I don't even know where it's at. That's a good sign.
Drive lane vehicle 13. You make it back to the bar
after everyone else. That is very mid.
You hit some traffic, you do not have any real spare time, but
when you arrive back, the crew are parked in the alleyway.
I think bad happens, you just don't get there, get there
before they do. It seems the plan could be to
set up the battery bank in that abandoned building across from
Crystals by Joy. Do we?
Own that. Yeah, Domino's.
Oh well, all right, who's going to help me carry all these God
damn batteries in the air? I'll help you.
Not me. Can't you use a grab lift?
Just. We do have a grab lift and
downstairs. We do have.
I'm going to go get it. I'll be right back.
Don't we have like a basically a super soldier robot man?
That could maybe help us out. There is also that.
That's a good point. Vivi, are you OK?
I'm. Hanging in there, I might need
to, you know, just rest for a bit.
I might have suffered. Was it like a potential I hit my
head right? You hit your head and you got
mildly shocked. I I.
We saw your skeleton. I don't think it was mildly
shocked. I may also have like a small
concussion. I should probably get that
checked out. Scan yourself one moment.
You put out your scanner. I get myself checked out.
Initial scan. Out of the 12.
But was trauma to the head area, various contusions, mildly
shocked, evidence of concussion, singed area on the dermis due to
electric shock. Most damage scan is superficial.
First aid required. DB11 Trauma team Stay stay stay
alive for the company. Yeah, I'll be better in a couple
of hours. Just need a little time to rest,
that's all. Well, you can do that.
After you help me, I'll get the batteries inside here.
Come on everybody, pitch in. Yeah, yeah.
Where is this going it? Goes it goes in that that
building right there. This one over here.
Yeah, yeah, we got. Use your legs, don't use your
back. We're all athletics.
A little too late for that. Oh, back thrown out.
So there are just over 100 batteries in this thing.
Oh, you start. You're the big man.
Ship shipping them back and forth, they're all about the
size of a car battery, but they have a lot more energy density
than that. And you hold them into the other
building and they're all sort of set up in a grid on the ground.
Roll athletics. Anybody who touches a battery
has to roll athletics. That won't be me.
I brought the grab lift. This gives us all a + 1.
All right. I also brought a folding chair
for VB because it looks like she needs to sit down.
Here you go. Vandel spins their hand and the
chair folds out. Put it in front of you.
I appreciate that. You got it.
Finger guns. Skating time.
Then they'll skates around the alley and Jeb, I'm just waiting
for an athletics check from you. Oh, I just, I, I was just like,
oh, I'll just take, I'll just take it thrown out back.
But let's let's do it. 19 Yeah, although your back does hurt a
little bit after carrying so many, because it's quite a few.
Over the period of about 15 minutes, you managed to help
Retro put them in a grid on the ground in this abandoned
building across from Crystals by Joy, and they're now in a grid.
Well, good work everyone. I guess we can start the
triangle. Well, I mean, they're just on
the ground. They do need to be like set up
as a battery bank, but yes. Oh, yes, oh, I, I, I will go
ahead. We all know.
All right, This is again, this is what I get paid to do.
All right, so you all go have a good time.
I'll get to work on building this battery bank.
The the bar is like covering cost of this, right?
I'm not coming out of my pocket for it.
We we never asked Domino probably.
Should I just ask him afterwards?
Just start, he'll be fine. OK, so I'll just invoice you.
I guess. Cool, I get to work.
All right, Retro roll basic tech, and everyone else heads
down into the bar. We sure do.
Retro basic tech 28 yes, you are going to fiddle with that for
the next 5 to 7 minutes. Wow, I'm just.
Having Meredith Brooks blasting out while I'm building it.
I'm a bitch. I'm one of the other.
I'm a child. That used to be my favorite song
when I was younger. And the rest of you walk into
the bar with Domino hanging over the map table.
Friends, how did the capacity gig go?
Well. We got the batteries.
What? Batteries.
Well, we got the goodies. But we needed a lot of power.
Why is your hair so frizzy, baby?
What happened? I got fried you.
Got fried? Oh no.
I got shocked. Oh, right, so you're not high in
cholesterol, ha ha ha, because fried food is.
That it took me a minute, but good one.
In downloading comedy, obviously it's the wrong part of the
company. What happened?
You didn't cause a lot of noise or attention, did you?
Yeah, how about that? It was maybe a little bit of
unwanted attention from some some gonks and you know, the
NCPD. Yeah, apparently parking in a
parking in a bus lane is in fact a crime.
Did you park in a bus lane and burn a white?
They can track US, you know. Yeah.
No, no, it was not venal white. It wasn't venal.
White. Yeah, great.
Was in the vicinity. Yeah.
Oh, good. All right.
Well, as long as you didn't bring the vehicle that did that
here, then we're fine. Oh.
We get rid of the vehicle. Oh, is it here?
We probably get rid of that then.
Yes, we should do that right now all.
Right. Where's Retro?
I hope we set up the batteries
through the triangling. Retro.
Retro, I'm calling you over our devices.
What are you doing? Well, I'm building the battery
bank. Didn't the rest of the crew tell
you what battery bank, the battery bank with all the
batteries that we just got did? You steal a bunch of batteries
from someone with somebody charging.
They were charging the batteries, yeah.
And then we took the batteries, yeah.
That's a better option than using the power grid.
That's exactly what I thought when I stole the batteries.
Very smart crew. I'll give you a bonus for this
one. It's not what I expected at all.
Also, Domino, I'm going to make sure like I'm going to invoice
you the cost of building this, yeah.
Yes, that is fine. Of course with our major
discount for our our friendship. Excellent.
Oh OK, I didn't know you were like that fam Cool.
I detect honesty. Excellent.
All right, you guys get rid of the ban and come back here when
Retro is done. Is that what you guys are doing?
You're getting rid of the van? Yeah.
You should get rid of the van. You should get rid of the van.
I'm I'm. I'm also going to peel the latex
up off of this the seat so it can't be traced back to us.
Oh, that looks so satisfying. It is.
It's really nice. Could we?
Maybe, you know, scrap the take, maybe take a Tunis and he can
take apart the van and then we could, you know, maybe use it
for parts later on or something. That's such a good idea.
We should, we should take this van that is wanted by the NCPD
and bring it to one of our friends so he's complicit.
OK, that's what I was thinking, yeah.
All right. I guess you're getting this
green van. You're just taking the green
van. Yeah, right.
All right. Jeb gets in the green van after
saying like, yeah, sounds great. You guys coming or or what?
Nobody replies, apparently. I think I should rest for a bit,
so I'm going to stay here. Vivi, you go lie down in one of
the booths. Yes.
Nice. Excellent.
Who goes with Jeb? Sorry Jeb, I can't go with you.
I'm nuts deep right now in this. I don't know.
We going with Jeb? Tutu knows, yes.
OK, all right. Are you going to put a new Latex
on the seat? Oh, I just peeled this up, yes.
Squirt, squirt, squirt. Excellent sound of thing and you
all head to Tunas. You drive up to Tuna's gate in
this hot vehicle. Jeb, this actually is an
important driving Jack. You've got to avoid the police
as you make your way here. I'll drive you Jack, OK?
See this panel? I get it.
Gone. You're kidding me.
You roll a crit 33 and you make it to Tunas.
You drive into his lot and he's standing there in the open
parking area making a cigarette. You're right.
What's going? On Joe Hey, Tuna, listen, this
this lane is kind of kind of hot and I'm thinking maybe you could
take it apart and then you and you can keep whatever you want
from it. And then, but you know, I'm just
thinking that maybe in the future if we ever need to
replace a part on van or light or something, you can take it
from here or from the credit that you gain from all the money
that you do that you get from selling the parts or whatever.
When you say hawk. Oh, I mean they do.
There used to be some batteries in there and we stole them from,
I don't know, some gas or something.
And yeah. OK, so you want a scrap deal?
Yeah. All right, so you, you're giving
me a vehicle, The high Iona. Nice to see you, Van Doll.
I'm sorry I I've I'm still trying to peel the latex off the
seat again. All that peel.
Look at that. That process for you anyway.
So you brought me a stolen vehicle.
Uh huh. Wednesday.
Yeah. Right, all right.
Were you followed? No.
Oh, OK. Well, I mean that that makes
this very simple, I guess, to scrap a vehicle.
And you want me to hold on to the parts, All of them?
Some of them? Oh, I'm just thinking that
you'll kind of think of just like in advance.
OK. All right, well.
I mean, if you want to just take a look at it, maybe do a little
little walk around and see if there's anything good in there,
maybe we could, you know, kind of take it from from this piece
of junk and put it onto our piece of junk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
Well, let me have a look, looking over the vehicle.
Vehicle tech. I'm vehicle tech.
That's what I'm doing. I'm rolling my vehicle tech.
Where is it? There it is.
All right. Good.
Yeah. Oh, I've sent me to GM Whisper.
Let's do that again. Rolls a crit 33.
Will oh, what are you seeing? Oh, fuck, there's brand new
turbo in this. Holy shit.
This thing's worth an absolute fortune.
Brilliant. Well, that's an easy deal.
All right, I'll scrap the rest of the vehicle, get rid of the
plates, pulling parts out of it, but there is a scrapping fee.
Well, can't you just take because?
I put myself in danger in it. Well, sure, but I'm just saying
maybe you could, I mean, I'll. Give you discount in the future,
but you've got to give me some cash to because you're
essentially paying me to get rid of this vehicle because it's hot
right like. Oh, I was thinking maybe I was
thinking it more like a like a gift, you know, like.
But the deal is kind of kind of like a little sour because
you're giving me stolen goods, right?
Yes, yes or no? I mean, I I guess, well, we
could just go run it into the river.
You could, but then of course that involves roll.
That involves driving it through the city again and getting it's
behind walls right now. So you got to do a good deal.
You got to wheel and deal me or you got to pay me a lot of
money. That's why it's up to you.
What about I mean. You know, I'm just, I'm just
thinking, you know, I do list for you and I give you all the.
All the stuff I know, I know I get that, but I do have, I do
have like 16 is fine for trading.
I get that you're a mate. Yeah, I'll do.
I'll do the scrap for, I'll do the scrap for 1200 because
normally I charge like 2 grand. That's a big discount.
Just let me get this straight. I'm paying you 12 grand and
you're going to scrap the car and then presumably make money
off of the scrapping. Yeah, but I'll tell you what,
your next repair is free. OK.
Well, I'm going to be honest. Iona.
I I.
Feel like 12 grand is kind of kind of steep.
I don't know, maybe we just drive 12. 100 I didn't say 12
grand. Oh good Lord.
OK, 1200. Yeah, doesn't that sound better?
That sounds, that's like a, that's like a 10X discount from
what I originally thought. You know you got a social deal.
So that's 1200. Nice, nice trade in.
And I and I guess you, you, you, you're, you're, I don't really
know how you're going to get home.
Oh, I think we'll, we'll, we'll take a, we'll take a boober.
All right. Yeah, Yeah.
Do you take it? You take a car.
I don't, I think. I think we'll just get a
biotechnical car, won't we? I own it.
Oh, I'll just order 100. Take take a look my my bank
account now says I have 5555. That's a nice round Number.
That's very nice of you to pay that on behalf of everybody.
Nice. All right, James, I'll, I'll see
you later. And Tuna starts taking the
vehicle apart. I tuna have fun.
I hope you make good amount of money on that.
That's just just remember that's a little little gift from from
us and no latency to you and I look forward to seeing that new
turbo in in Vanna wild here in a bit.
All right, take Care now. See.
You. Later, there you go.
Tuna is always such a good guy, you know?
I appreciate it. Upstanding citizen willing to do
a little bit of dirty work underneath the table, but
that's. What he's good for and you're
going to put a turbo in Van of Wine is that.
Well, you know it, that turbo that was sitting in there, I can
barely feel it, you know, with all the all the weight in the
back. But with that in Van of Wine, I
think she's cooking. Oh, I couldn't tell that thing
was fast by how heavy it was. Right.
Yeah, 100 batteries, if you could believe it.
Yeah, so Pendel, where's that car?
Oh, it's it's it's it'll be here in just it's coming around the
corner. Look on the tracking app.
There it is and here they are. Hello.
Jeb, you don't need any of the snacks, please.
Oh, do they charge Jason for that?
Oh, but but they got but they got sour gummy raccoons.
They have little thumbs. OK, you can have you can have
one sour gummy raccoons pack. Don't you get something?
You got the gummy raccoons. Awesome.
And you're charged 17 eddies for the gummy raccoons.
Gosh. Totally worth it.
They better be good. Totally worth it.
Gummy raccoons are the best. They're rare to find.
You make your way back to the bar, retro roll another basic
tech. There it is.
Oh, that's not good. Grip fail like.
I was still at 20 the yeah. Exactly.
But it's still, it's still a grip fail.
Retro, you are working on the batteries.
And as Iona, Vendel, and Jeb arrive in the alleyway, I'm
going to say that Vivi's smoking a cigarette.
Just so you can witness this moment, Retro is blown out of
the front door of the other building and flies into the
alleyway, landing on his bum and takes 2D6 damage.
Oh, retro across. The ground and he like shakes
slightly as he's been electrocuted.
His face glitches a little bit and he's he's been shocked
rather and he like stands up. Is your skeleton OK?
I shouldn't laugh. That was that was something
retro. You're OK.
The batteries are ready. Just I don't know if anybody
remembers the Mr. Yuck sticker. Just the Mr. Yuck sticker is my
is my face right now. Just oh.
That's Oh well. So I found out why they call it
potential energy. Because potentially it could
kick your ass. Yeah, don't fuck with a neutral
like that. Thing is a hidden weapon just
waiting to hit. Like you think the hot's bad.
Oh. I really thought that your
performance with the batteries would be more grounded.
Well, to be honest. Come on, that was I I thought
about that one in the car the whole way here.
I chuckled. That was good.
Thank you. It was my fault.
I'll be honest, it's kind of down because of course I'm
building it all by myself. So I took a little Molly.
I was dancing, you know? Not resist torture drugs.
I'm still high. Is, is, is.
Retro sweating currently. Probably.
Wait, how do I sweat? I forget.
In. Your armpits.
You have those. Oh yeah, sorry.
I was like, well, it could be moreover.
Yeah, it's not. Your screens also fogged up
because you're perspirating. You guys do the weirdest shit.
You guys did this, did this. This thing just needs power, and
you've gone in the weirdest way. I love it.
This is fantastic. How could I ever have planned
for any of this? I couldn't because you're In
Sync. Couldn't.
Resist sort of drugs. Why is your resist torture drugs
so low? Because I keep wanting to stay
high. Because you keep wanting to stay
high. Well, you are tripping balls and
sweating profusely from your neck and it's sort of making
your collar wet. So even though I've got the the
Mr. like Yuck sticker for a face at the moment, my body is still
dancing as I'm like singing along though.
Like let me think like Sean Paul.
Like I've got Sean Paul's shake that going on him or sorry,
let's get busy. That's it.
Remember that song? Shake that thing.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The shake, that thing. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. It sounds like the B side from
that DJ Qualls album. He's the new kid.
That's the name of his third album, The New Kid.
What's the one in which he went down to the center of the earth?
Core. Just death.
It's it's death metal. It's just core.
It's just core, core that's. It Yeah, it's just core, core.
All right, we've got our battery.
Should we should we try and find out where our unbelievable enemy
is? I guess it's time.
Yes. I guess it's time.
Unbelievable enemy. You make your way downstairs to
the bar and Ping has set you all out drinks to celebrate.
Well, friends, I believe a toast is in order.
You read? Yes.
Well, what do we? What do we tears into?
To finally finding out where the syndicate is after I turn on the
triangulation or drain the batteries upstairs, pull a tiny
bit of power from the because you turned on one of the
capacitors, and finally work out where the target is.
OK, this is. Going to be This is going to be
a big ping. It's going to be a very big
ping. What bang or not, I'm going to
need help from Flash. Rebuilt.
I got you. All right, let's call him up or
ring a Ding Ding. I opened fucking Fresh's page.
HelloFresh, Hello. Hi.
How's it all going? Hi, Brad.
Weird. The the line like connected but
I couldn't hear you and I don't think you could hear me.
It was weird. I'm here.
Sorry. I was.
My phone was on. Silence.
What's going on? Well, we're going to need your
help. Hello Furnish.
Oh, hi, Domino. What's going on?
Are we doing the the big triangular nation?
We are, we are doing the big triangular nation.
All right, I'm going to. I'm going to Jack him.
I always feel weird. All right, I'm jacking roll
interface. I will as soon as your page
opens fresh. Give me one moment.
Still hacking. Sorry everyone.
There's a lot of like it's a connection thing.
Yeah, I really should get an office at the bar.
I'm so. Far away.
Well, you know. When my work.
Is still warm. It all isn't.
Awesome, that's a bad idea. Actually.
We should make an office for fresh Which.
Is true. Nice, I'd love to be closed,
that way we could talk more. Yeah, you know.
Wait, what? You come inside, you don't have
to come into the office every day, just.
Working from. Home.
Couple. Couple days a week.
But. If he lived in the bar then he
wouldn't be working from home. You're working home.
Nice to Rodney. I'm doing all right.
I'm doing a hack. All right, let me just get OK,
that wasn't good. OK, that wasn't very high.
So I did take a little bit of damage, but I'm OK with anything
and I've got in. All right, I'm ready to monitor.
Domino pulls out an interface plug and jacks it into the table
and watch his eyes light up in green.
You know I can't see his pupils at all.
The table glows back and forth. It has a pulse to it.
As you watch the concentric circles appear from these three
points in Night City 1 S near the Laguna Reservoir, one on the
West most side of Night City in the University District, and of
course, right above where Fresh is right now on the top of the
Biotechnical Building. The pulses expand and cross.
You hear a beep and a faint sense of little red dots appear
all over the map. It triangulates again and
pulses. Domino grunts in a mild amount
of pain and there's a large flash in the center.
Triangulation complete. Of the map above the gaping hole
that is the nuclear explosion of the Arasaka building comes a
pink. Wait, ping's here.
Location confirmed. It's in the fallout.
Extreme radiation detected. Oh.
Shit. Oh.
Shit. Oh, so does that mean we got to
wear them like big yellow suit things to go in there?
Looks like we need PPE. My favorite?
What's PPE? Personal protective equipment.
Next time on no latency. Can I eat the radiation?
I don't know. We should definitely get your
hard hat. Are you saying we go steal
suits? The worst that could happen is
you grow a second. So there's a chance we could all
get superpowers all right. Can we get in the car?
What else do we need? Right smack Evan Little.
That's probably a good idea. What's a Geiger counter?
You have to get a Geiger counter to find out.
Took a straight shot to the chest today and I didn't even
remember to put. That up what's going on here A.
Civic display? What are they chanting?
No more bots. Excuse me.
Excuse me? You mean the guys that could
actually be fixing this mess and getting it back to running, but
you decide to let them stay out there?
Are are robots taking drops? Probably.
You guys don't have like a tour or anything?
That my giant Bahangas peek out of the top of my shirt a little
bit. We're talking monetarily, if
that wasn't clear. My dear, thank you for letting
us in. Here is my number.
I mean, this is not city. Sex gets you a long way.
She just sounds like. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They shake that thing.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
It sounds like the B side from that DJ Qualls album do.
You guys want to hear a quick fun fact?
Super quick. Bella Swan's mother in the
Twilight series is married to a man named Phil who is a minor
League Baseball player. The actor who plays Phil, who is
shown in the five movie Series A total of 2 minutes, is married
to DJ Qualls. Wow, that was a deep cut.
That is a deep cut. Deep cut only.
The deepest cuts here are no latency.
DJ Qualls turned him gay like he was married with kids.
Well, I mean, that's crazy. The sexual sexuality that oozes
out of DJ Qualls. How can you not?
How could? You not How could?
You. Not he's the new kid.
That's the name of his third album, The New Kid.
What's the one in which you went down to the center of the earth?
Cool. Just.
It's, it's death metal. It's just.
Core. It's just core, core that's.
It, yeah, it's just core, core. Thank you listener once again
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