Last time on no latency I ordered you sick that that
roboball on Remy. I did not sick 9 on reming, not
at all. Um he's fine Remy's also pissed
inside see a lion tiger and a bear zombie.
Welcome to Telugu is an attack. The lion And his skin is burning
and shins do a little for my he played.
I think you're more worried that it smells like bacon, then it
actually smelling like bacon. Yeah, I'm worried it smells like
bacon. Think about how long you've been
in this facility. It smells really good.
You want to eat it. I just understood, what's
happening. I just understood what's
happening. It's bendel's.
Turn been, do pulls out their gun, turning it sideways and
goes Chuck person starts blowing a bunch of bullets into this
tiger. It rips through the Tigers hide
and some of its thick hide. But seems to slowly build up on
the edge of these creatures blasts away like a piece of
armor. Falls to the ground in a sort of
a fleshy. Hump removing a serious amount
of the armor. And causing.
Six damage directly behind them. I'm going to attack the same
creature. I'm going to shoot at the tiger.
You hit again, blowing up. Another piece of its armor as it
crashes to the ground. It starts to growl at you.
As the Bullet Hole, seep, black blood onto the floor.
I'm going to take my second shot, you miss it sings past.
One of the teeth on the tiger, it narrowly closes his eyes.
Sighs and stares you down. I'm just going to keep it
towards the door. Stand your ground buddy, I'm
coming and Jeb runs over to back up.
Remy unholster in the two 45s and unloading this many shots.
Pecans that grotesque bear 23. Your bullets hit like a freight
train into that bag. How much damage do you do 11
damage? The last of the Bears armor,
peels off with your bullets and you see it pick up that piece of
armor and eat a piece of it. So instead of Causing any
damage, it actually just causes 7 because they gain in Better
Health back from eating their own flesh.
Growls at you and you pull your second shot, you hit it Square
in the side of the shoulder, doing 11 damage, the right of
its arm, blows off it falls to the ground.
It looks at his arm and with a growl slumps to the ground.
Finally motionless. And all you're left with is a
tiger, the Lion, a flaming canister stuffed into.
His side. Take him down.
The lion goes towards Sano going for a lion pounce mrs.
And then with it s out action. Does a lion roar hits.
It hits Vandal Sarno, and Jeb and you will have to roll me a
Endurance roll. Please Kendall the roar effects.
You're not. So then Del covers their ears
and crouches down in a little bit of pain.
Jeb, you're the same, you both take for hit points of damage as
your ears bleed, it doesn't affect Remy because he hasn't
got ears and it doesn't affect I only because they're wearing the
suit. Now, it's the tigers turn.
Tigers pretty upset and it goes to attack vendor for a tiger
feral swipe hitting a crit, swiping at Mendel and causing 13
damage. Then Dale has a huge gash
through their right arm as because they were trying to
avoid the noise. There were duct and weren't
paying attention and scrapes through their right arm and it's
the arm they draw. With and you can see them get
really upset and go don't show paint.
Don't you mean? Of course, the bear is dead.
So Remy you got to do something. Which one am I closer to the
tiger or the lion? You'll closer to the Tiger.
All right, well, I'm gonna go ahead and I'm going to take that
shot caller that I grabbed earlier and I'm going to go for
the tiger. All right, Romeo d-10.
If you want to include a skill in this, you can melee weapon,
sure, sounds good. Do you miss me?
I miss big mess. A very big, you go to attack and
you fumble. And for forwards, the sticks
grapes, your hand slightly and take to damage but minor country
is gonna be like I slip in the muck while going forward to
charge it and then soup that you're lucky enough that it's
your to hand sew only hurts in the kind of a phantom way.
So you're not going to get an infection from this car, it just
sucks. Oh, dude, it's more of like, I
hit my funny, bone in my car. Exactly.
It's the funny bone version of the cybernetic implant.
So you're going to have like a tingly hand for just a few
seconds and it's very upsetting but you causes to damage because
there's a little electrical short that goes with it.
Yeah, I like that. Now, when I have sad, I feels
about vendor getting here, highly upset.
Actually, you can see a little bit of emotion and fear strikes
on José. Is just behind them a little
bit. The lion attacked been downright
tiger. It was a tiger.
Okay.
Oh my oh, my, I will one jab at the tiger was my burning blade
and try to deflect any attention and I'll be screaming a war-cry.
Hopefully attracting the attention of both with the
Miles. Ok.
Just ya go 14:14. Roll your your first strike.
Mrs. As the tiger takes a half. Leap backward.
Now paying full attention to you, you were close to hitting
it, so you got its attention but you caused no damage.
Okay, I will Lunge forward and try to strike.
Hello the neck that hits. How much damage do you do?
I do 16:16 damage on that. The final piece of its thick
hide comes off skids across the ground and it just looks like
and kind of smells like spareribs control yourself
salivate as you smell the cooked meats get across the Ground the
lion bleeds more of this black blood on the ground, and it
moves across the floor like gravy you cause 15 damage.
Okay, I will stand right in front of then Del in a defensive
stance. I take my free action to bark an
order and it's get out of there Vendo.
But what about? And that's an order.
Yes, and then saw nose too close to the line.
For the explosion do it. I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna try and shoot it. I mean, it was my luck.
I won't hit it. Can't say that.
I have a question. Do you wanna use some luck?
Yeah, I'll use my luck. So, I'm going to add 7, you
lucky. No, I am not lucky.
I'm privileged. That's why I have so much.
You hit, and because you, you 7 plus 14 is 2121, you hit very
well. That was to hit the canister.
That's why I used all my luck. That's why you used all your
luck. All right, do you want to
describe how cool this explosion is?
Sano does get hit for the record?
That's a no, it's a, no looked back at me.
I gave a nod like a slow-motion. Not as I can take it Romy.
A d-10 to see if the other the lion gets into the explosion as
well. The tiger, it's lodged into the
line. I mean, the tiger.
Yes. Yeah, it is.
Yeah, it has a nicotine product as well.
Good, too. Because everybody is now like a
ball of fire that's going to explode.
It's going to cause it's gonna cost some ouchies, it's gonna to
cheese. How many So, so what happened
G6? That's a lot, that's all I can.
I roll the 5 D 6 when I after I explain it though.
Yes, you can. Okay.
So I yell at fun Del forcing them to to retreat and as I spin
them out of the way, so that they are behind me, I whip back
around and shoot at the lion. And where the canisters lodged
into their side. After seeing after seeing some
has look of surrender and acceptance and I fire and the
canister goes off. Causing 19 damage is what I
rolled 19 damage is enough to kill and eviscerate both the
tiger and the lion and Sano Rami a d-10.
Hmm. For the record.
You still have Asian thing? Yeah.
Come here say he I'm going to say that Sano takes 80 percent
of that damage. Oh yeah, that's gonna say, yeah,
that's fine. You can say about 15 seem sad.
So I have a light armor Jack which has 11 SP you take 15
minus 11 damage. 15 minus 11 is for.
Yeah but next time you get hey it really protects 410.
Yeah. Oh, okay and there are weapons
that will upload more than One each time, they go over that
limit and you can buy an employee.
Those like bird bullets will do that, for example.
Okay, that was that bad at all. But you are singed, your right
arm is singed and you're going to need to get some light
repair. If you'd like it to be
cosmetically back to the way, it was.
Hmm. And my jacket is like
permanently minus 1 right. Your armor is permitting, minus
1, but it seems fine. It's a minor singe.
Okay. Yeah, it'll be an easy repair.
It's only a minus 1 in your armor.
So it's not that much of a bad thing.
They're all right. Yeah, I jump out of the way as
soon as I know they're going to do it.
And yeah tuck and roll. The room settled, you hear the
clanging of the canister is it finally lands on the ground?
After being shot up into the air and the fights over and Sano and
Jeb. Vandal.
Really smells like bacon in here.
Start your starting to get kind of hungry and salivate if
someone else hungry. I am feeling just I'm starving.
We need to get this done very quickly then You're not you're
not feeling that. I mean laughs damn this this is
smelling this one. I faking to u9 a little bit 9
pops, the head in not advocating machines and lots and lots so
that it's over there. It's a lot to you could go use
it now the world that's over there.
That is a side effect of the contamination here.
Smell my bacon. This facility.
Did not. Handle the samples very well.
And the contamination has spread apparently through our Factory
senses. So, you are hungering for flesh.
Now, hold on. I own.
Are you telling me that I'm I'm starting to.
Get a taste for flesh, human flesh.
Yes, Vandal picks up a piece of the bear and goes, it's only
temporary. Check the files and then eats
piece of the bear and regains to health.
Now, that's upsetting they're hungry.
And you see as they've chewed some of the scar heal, very,
very quickly that part of the experiment works very well.
That's good to know. Indeed, head over to fabrication
jebadiah's, gonna throw his hands in the air and walk over
to the end of the room where he found where he once.
Saw those Advanced bio Technic. Vulture parts.
Now, a did you do you already have something in mind for what
these did or because I got some ideas?
My idea was that it was an i really, really good.
I feel that going so good. That it gives you a bonus to
shooting an enemy. If the voucher can see it, jobs
can go ahead and park at that, that's cybernetic eye.
Do you want to search to see if there's anything else useful?
Oh, absolutely. Yep.
You find a reinforced beak. A beach.
Oh man. Sloan you are going to be a
pretty girl. And I was walking along with a
bachelor in their hand, Stephen that donut.
Rose. That's okay.
Regenerate as much as you need, then Del, are you.
All right, I like the pastry. Okay.
Yes. I never, I love the research
behind the product and human flesh and you'll be fine.
That still concerns me deeply. It's not the first time I've had
to eat something. I'd survive.
They take another bite and they re going to more health and the
wound heals a little bit more. Let's get rid of this fucking
place and then walk out of the room.
I go and I grab the sample from the So, you go to the machine
and you type in a few things, put in your executive passcode
and the Machine starts to work it.
Squeezes the worm. Now, the worm comes a few white
small round objects that you know, to be eggs machine
processes, these into pill form, squeeze the semester to a bottle
and dispense system, It's disgusting.
All right, just need to get down to the last level to upgrade the
cad system. Now that the test subjects are
done, we can open up the ground that the downstairs. that's when
my bright ray rain is Is it? That's what your brain around
past and we'll get you up. Yeah, we said we had to fix
that, didn't win. Yeah.
Where we going? Yes.
Yeah, sure will show me the way. Well laser, thank you.
We just have to get down one more level.
And, and get the the shut-off button.
Nine. Yes.
Do you even pay attention to me? When I tell you to mute or it
was this just the way that you are now.
Don't tell me to me from them and okay.
Well I only ask because I have I have requested.
You be muted on several occasion and it seems like your
programming might be a little too far gone.
She's getting killed a robot. What did what do you do?
What are you going to buy it? But I hope so, I just You know,
loan or a while. Do you know, do you know, do you
know that sometimes technology goes out of date?
Like, there's no further update that can be done to bring the
technology into the future, but I'm a real boy.
No. No, your AI.
You are a robot. oh, Okay, I'll be quiet.
I think I just manipulated this robot emotionally into shutting
the fuck up. Well, you see, AI is different
than robotics because it's a robot all, you know, is how to
follow a simple commands. But as an AI, you would probably
have themselves some programming.
The robot is what it lives in. Does this matter obviously.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want to take nine with
you? What did you want?
Not nine goes when this facility goes.
Oh that's fine with me. I hate that little son of a
bitch. I'm just saying oh you know you
hate him when you had such extensive theological
conversations with whom do you not forget when you sick your
little robot boy into choking the shit out of me.
I didn't do that. The fuck you didn't?
I didn't 9? Yes, yes.
Yes. Could you could you play a
recording of the moments before you apprehended Remy?
Um, can I ask not to remember that?
Just just before. Just before was there any, did
you receive any command from me or from Sanaa the other on the
other person in the room? No.
It was going to leave the facility.
I can't let people leave the facility.
I know and you are very good at your job.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Remy. I did not do that.
That's his programming. Whatever is part of the same
company your responsibility. Hey roommate.
You know what kind of brings up an interesting question?
Are you AI? Or how's that?
How's that work? Any I meant to ask you that.
We're walking and talking Vendo. Can you can you and nine lead
the way please? Yes the elevator needs your M
authorization, I think Because you got a computer head, so you
gotta understand but it's that human arms.
I can't tell, you know, technology these days.
They usually those Robo arms can pass for for human arms, right?
It's a brain case. It is something for my vital
organs, because my head was splatted by a booster gang,
Punk, when I was a teenager. And so my mentor saved my life
because we didn't have the parts nor the money.
To get one of those fancy ones that you could see on robots.
So AKA my head in a television, I'm alive.
I'm sorry. Susan see you got blood and
stuff? Yeah.
All right, that explains because I thought I saw you.
Bleed earlier. Wait, Matt talk.
Did you get hit ever? Look look, I am a person.
Okay, I'm not a corpo I bleed. My heart pumps.
Unlike a core pose, very funny. Well, we know you trade yours
out for some kind of cooling viscous fluid that allows you to
just continue running every, you know, 24 hours without any to
sleep. I trained very hard.
Thank you. Can we go?
I'm authorizing the elevator. You touch the elevator panel and
it asks for your input code. You can put your code 6969.
Be nice. Nice.
That's funny because it is actually my book.
You hear a bong and then the lower level lights up on the
panel above the door and you can now step in and go one floor
down. You step into the elevator.
Nine is last to enter. and the door slides closed, with a
slight squelching noises little bit of material listed in the
mechanism and it shuts you start to descend This descent takes a
little bit longer. Buh, buh buh buh, buh, buh, buh
buh. I get the scar version of that
one. I'm tired of listening to the
original. Pick it up, pick it up, pick it
up, the musical. Sounds of the elevator yourself.
Stupid idea, it's really interesting because there there
is no quote-unquote elevator music between this level and the
next. So everything that you're
hearing is actually Jebediah I think myself, I get bored.
Who's in a bio suit? Hey.
Oh we really we didn't learn about that.
So I did have one actually on hand that I found back in
something animal testing. Maybe I don't remember where I
found it, but I found one. So I'm gonna go ahead and put
that on because we learned last time that apparently we're all
starting to get the the hunger. The hunger, the yes.
You're feeling you're feeling the bite.
Final sessions kinds of have such a good slogan.
That is, that is yeah. Let us do this Mission and be
gone then as so know, you're starting to feel a little
hungry. Wendell, did you bring did you
bring more of that? That what is that bear?
Yes. Can you share with whoever else
is injured? Please son.
How would you like a bite? I am fine.
So no, it will regenerate you very quickly.
I do not need it. You do you're bleeding.
Barely. I blew a grenade up next to you.
You are burnt. You are bleeding.
I can see it. I do not want to eat your
Corporal bear. Disgusting meet.
I think he's just scared a bear. Samurais scared of bear.
It is a zombie now, so that'd be a samurai like a thing for
Mentos. Now, we're not zombies yet, just
hungry. Well, I'll take I'll take that
bears. No else gonna eat it?
You're contesting the person to take the thing off.
Well, it's like outer space. You instantly freeze though.
So by now, if you want to take, if you wanted to, if you want to
take a bite, you can and you'll heal a little bit, but taking
the suit off and eating has its problems jib hungry.
Down on some of that Corporal player.
Look, I'm at this point, I'm kind of in, on the corpo stuff,
Samus my life away, you know, few days ago and sure it's gonna
come back to bite me in the ass, but until then you signed your
life away today. Today, this must feel like it's
been several weeks since you signed A contract but in fact
that was this morning. Yeah, absolutely.
So here's Just a logistics thing.
You are eating meat, currently and regenerating yourself Sano
has a very strong will and would probably do better in that bio
suit you're wearing. Hold on, I don't remember side
and everything that's said the you're the boss of me little I
don't need a bio suit. Well, there you go.
No suit will protect you from going even deeper.
I will be fine. DM.
How much HP do I get back from that?
22? Fuck?
Yeah you got any more. Gotta Eat More Baby.
You Gotta Eat younger e. Are you hungry?
Is it going to kill me? Eventually, no, it's not gonna
kill you. No.
In fact it will do the opposite but it will heal you.
Something is packed with cholesterol by the vandals
hasn't been Dell is correct. You're going to be fine as long
as you don't eat human flesh which includes your own.
Well then we've got some bread to go along with this.
This is a, you know, could help get down easier.
I left my sour Stoke, my sourdough starter back at the
Well, beyond the hatch. And you replenish to health.
All right. Now I'm feeling full.
This stuff was not very palatable.
Look, I've had some shit out there in the Badlands but this
there's a it's a, it's kind of it's the consistency that gives
you. You know, this is a real real
stringy stuff. You can paint too much grabs.
The piece of bear after you and takes a huge bite.
Then do gets 3 HP. As the last piece is being
chewed. Then they'll swallows, the
elevator comes to a slow start reaches the ground floor and
opens. In front of you, is a large
Corridor and now that you have arrived, each of the lights,
click on one by one, at the end of the corridor, there are two
doors on the left and one to the right.
One on the left has a sign that says control room.
And the one on the right has a sound.
That's a sign that says a i core power generation an HVAC.
Well, that was overdramatic. Nine tons around and starts
wiggling. We're doing like a dog shaking
its tail. Kind of wiggling or wiggle, my
like asking to talk. Where do we go?
This way, follow me. I follow Iona.
I'm heading to the control room, okay?
I am not granting 9 permission to speak.
I'm aware. Are you get to the control room
door? It's open, Jeb, your stealthier
and I appreciate that. You have certain talents that
come in handy and I would appreciate if you could check
this room before we go in Jeb's, just takes a moment to kind of
soak into the fact that Iona has specifically asked Jeb to do
something that she knows is going to be helpful to kind of
smiles, a little bit and gives her a wink and then stealthily
precedes seesaw. Know you use words that they use
to you remember how he kept asking for a little bit of
appreciation and I specifically told him, I appreciate this, I
appreciate that. And these are things that he's
told me that he wants to be good.
And I don't mind letting him go first.
And that's how you use, people. I'm astounded.
Romy, stealth. Very good.
That's a 21. You roll into the room, the room
is very quiet. There's a large control panel
with a few screens, all around it.
In the middle of the room in the center is an auto turret.
It is not turned on, but it does not notice you.
Wait, does it not notice me? Because it's turned off it
scans. The room, it is not armed, but
it also does not notice you, do you were successful in your
stealth, but the, the the armaments for the room were not
engaged. Hmm.
Okay. Well, I'm gonna go take a look
at those monitors. See what I found out, and I'm
going to go ahead and do it. Some hand signals to the party
behind me, you know, really intricate over dramatic stuff.
Try to get the rest of them in here, but sneakily and tell him
to make a poop toner, telling them to make sure to look out
for that auditor. I may have said, you have the
make out and that was an accident.
Did he just Ask us to make out. Yes he did.
I think he just has to make out. I think he does not understand
the hand signals. He is getting the robot floats
past year old because we all know we all know sign language.
Yeah, obviously, he's putting cuqui Paces up against the head,
like it hands and, like, using them as kissy faces till I kiss
each other. It's weird.
He's also doing that thing where you like, turn around and you
wrap your arms around yourself and wiggle around.
And like, Tilt your head a lot and makes it look like you're
making out what he's doing that right now.
Why is he doing that? Because Sharpie he's drawing a
face on the side of his hand and now he's just kissing and he's
making out with him. That's yeah.
Jab jab. Sorry, I got carried away.
I said, I had some don't work to get you over in sad without
letting the turrets. See nine.
Yes. Is that turret armed now?
Can you go turn it off for me please?
Thank you Sheikh, anyone. It just scans the room case a
subject comes in. You you are not subjects.
Hey Tripp pants a goes again? Yes.
Outer no. Stay down.
Stay down because you might count as a subject.
So, please just stay down. Get turn my frown upside down on
my. I didn't catch that.
Next time on. No luton's down, get down.
Yes. Now that right now, I cannot
tell if this man is a genius or complete idiot as I helpful,
really? Yes, you were and, and you
stopped. Remy without me having to ask.
And that was, honestly, that was wonderful.
Right, where did Remi go read? Energy of His sword.
Illuminating his face as he's just staring down into the cut,
cooked meat, and doing everything in his power to fight
eating. As he will turn his attention to
the second Abomination. We can't complete the job.
If the system isn't working straight up kill me now cuz I'm
not letting this motherfucker getting my head.
So the AI wants to live in your head and you don't want that.
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