Last time I had no latency side quest.
Seems like one of the other teams broke your partner's leg.
Don't we have eddies to buy stuff?
You'd think that was purposeful. We have 2000 eddies.
How do you feel about a rocket? Launcher Revenge.
Yes, that would be very nice. I think we leave the booth, take
the water. Oh, she loves her rocket
launcher. Well, she wasn't kidding.
That would be sick. I was just going to say maybe
look for a steering wheel or some way to control, yeah.
I'm going to have to tell you to back up.
There are no rules, fools in the desert.
Wait, was that a mini gun? Oh God taints.
He's going to be so mad. OK, well, that's all right.
You tried. You did your best.
Arms are full of water bottles. There's an opening to the trash
to West. Right behind you.
An opening in the trash. Hooray.
Still wake up really quietly and then jump on them that.
Could work. Do you think they're waterproof?
Can I recall from my really great role earlier when looking
at the robot? Does it with my tech knowledge?
Would these robots be waterproof water?
Water resistant water. Resistant.
Oh damn. It resistant, so you'd have to
roll well, but. OK.
Yeah, no, I don't think that's what the water's for.
OK. In the distance you hear gunfire
and cheering. It seems someone else has found
a robot. OK.
Well, oh, should we shoot him? Should we shoot him?
Guys, we should just shoot him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not. I don't know.
I don't think I'm very fast so. Do you want to shoot at first?
What? If we shoot at the same time,
there's two of them. That's cute.
Maybe we should focus fire. OK, poke in it traded one of
them. Twice.
OK, unless you. Don't want to do that.
We could do whatever you want. I don't.
Well, I mean, I really, I really want both of them.
I feel like if we shoot, the other one will go away.
OK, that's fine. All right, I'll shoot one of
them all. Right.
Pull the trim, I'll shoot the other one and.
We. You shooting at the same time?
Yeah, yeah, is. That how far you are, you are.
Well, let's see, I'm probably too far away from my shotgun,
huh? You are 25 feet away.
I rolled A14 on a handgun. Handgun has two shots, right?
Two chances? I'll just do handgun.
I don't think I'm close enough. All right.
Are you going to step any closer?
You can. You have stealth.
I can say you could step at least one or two squares in.
Yeah, I rolled stealth once. I didn't want to roll again and
be worse. No, no, you're you're fine with
that stealth. You can.
Oh. OK then yeah, I'll take 222
teensy steps forward. And Kylie, where do you go?
I think I just stayed there. I shoot with my very heavy
pistol and braided fire 1 and I rolled the 14.
Rolled the 14 so you hit the closest one.
Teensy. You rolled 18, you hit the other
one. Sick.
Nice. Damage.
The robots squeal like an electronic pig and turn around
and try to escape. They are now alert to you, but
you do have them cornered. Roll me.
Let's see how much damage they take as they turn around to your
shots. So roll me what your damage is.
Oh, crit damage. Oh teensy.
Good because I rolled like dog shit.
Teensy Your your little your Your target explodes a confetti
style of metal and shrapnel. You cause 19 damage and the
thing explodes on the ground, exposing a few items inside.
You also hit though coyote. What was your damage?
9 damage. 9 damage. All right, the other robot is
still up, still has a little bit of life, and it scurries towards
you. And I try to jump on it.
Yes you can. Athletics, I would assume.
Yep. Oh, that's incredible.
Killing it. Yeah, Oh yeah, I only rolled a
13. So yes, you crit success land on
top of the pot and as you land on it you kind of do a pile
driver and it smashes into a bunch of pieces and worms.
To death. Oh my gosh.
What a ride. I think that was amazing.
You were so good. Thank.
You. I feel so cool.
You are so cool. Dick, you're so cool.
Do you want to go loot that guy? Maybe he's got stuff.
Yeah, let's do it. Maybe he's going to loot the
robots while they while Coyote loots the I'm going.
To loot the man looking for water, All right.
Roll me AD 6 for each of the robots.
D6 Cool. Cool, so you you get 4 rolls in
the pot table. Junk.
Nice. OK, what does this mean?
You find 3 items. Like click something.
What am I doing? Yeah, and you're above your
name. You've got a hand of cards now.
Yes. OK, so that's the chassis.
Wait, seriously? About 3 chassis now what?
3 chassis, 6 bottles of water. And a mini gun turret.
OK. He's going to be so.
Excited. Oh, man.
OK, Coyote. So here's the thing.
I guess we didn't need to spend our money on that chest because
we got three more. Or two more.
But we could sell back to the lady, that's what she said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true.
But then someone else could buy it.
So maybe we want to just keep them, hoard them, hoard.
The resources hoard all the Maybe we make multiple punk
knots. That would be cool.
Punk knot on Punk Knot action. How much time we got?
Oh, get that? Guy stuff.
Oh. Yeah, I, I, I loot the guy.
Are you? This guy's sitting up and he's
got a black eye and he's just woken up.
Oh, my ear is ringing. It's like someone's shot
something. Oh.
Hey man, are you OK? Oh no, where's the chassis I
found? Oh fuck, my boss is going to
kill me. Bummer.
Hey, man. Anyway.
I'll pay you 400 eddies for a chassis.
I mean how much is the lady going to buy it for later?
150. 400 for sure. We can buy a lot of glow paint
with that. Yeah, yeah, dude, sure.
They're all the same, right? Yeah.
They're all the same. One's blue one tree.
Accidentally give them like the best one all.
Right. Yeah.
Thanks you. Oh.
Shit, really. Seriously.
That's like, you know, rising tide kind of shit.
Nice chum. Puts his fist out to fist bump
here. Yeah, chum, And I give him a
salute. Oh, OK.
I hit. I had to hit fist.
I fist bump. Oh shit, yeah, chum, I like your
hat. Yeah, chum, Thank you.
And. He hands you 400 eddies and he
takes the chassis and fucks up. Cool.
All right, that was not so bad. That was actually a great time.
You really crushed those little robots.
You got a gift? Yeah, distraction.
OK, let's finish. Show them what we got.
You guys head back to the punk note.
Meanwhile, what has Cherb and Declan been doing?
So Decky DI, gotta be honest, you know, with this whole, you
know, meeting you and kind of seeing what my life might become
in the future, not I'm not saying that I think that you are
me from the future, just that I I kind of see myself in you.
Does that make sense? More than you know.
And so I'm just wondering what made you, you know, what made
you get out of the game, you know, stop racing, stop doing
what what you do best. I never got out of the game all
right. I was let the game.
Got out of you. Oh, sorry.
Go ahead. No.
No, the game was not the I'm still I want to be in the game,
all right. Just people bomb fired me.
No. Bomb fired.
Yeah. I had to do a nude stunt.
You know, it was, it was I was, I was going to play him.
He looked at me. He didn't think I looked
youthful enough for him, which is bullshit if you ask me.
Well, I've heard you got a lot of work done.
Because he's an old guy now you know his his ass is not as
succulent as it used to be, but. That's true.
I've saw the, I saw the last, the last mission.
Mission. Probable mission.
Probable. Death dealers.
I saw the last death dealers and
yeah, I saw, I think I saw his ass in it.
You're absolutely right. He must be using an ass double.
He he is, he's using an ass double.
He didn't want my ass to be the double anyway.
He kicked my ass to the can, to the to the streets.
So I listen, I'm trying to get back in the game, OK?
That's why I'm here. And you think if we win this,
you might be able to hop back on that metaphorical horse?
That's right. So so we have to win my
livelihood depends on I'm not, I don't got many shots left.
All right. I think we can do that now.
What do you, what do you think those guys are doing?
And it you know, the, the camera pulls out and we are, we're
laying down in the we're laying down in the like the junk
looking, getting getting info on the other two teams.
Yeah, sure. We should definitely go.
So yeah, yeah, role perception. Let's move up.
Let's move up this way. Roll perception to see what
they're up to and see if you can work out what they've gathered.
I like to think that we, you know, we're like prone.
There's like just junk covered. Yeah.
Crawling around. We're like literally like
covered in junk with like little binoculars, which I do have.
So instead of looking for junk, you guys are looking to see what
your enemy is doing. Correct or even info.
OK, all right, roll Stealth. But roll stealth.
I'm really good at stealth. Declan, you put your entire hand
in a pool of oil. It meant to do that.
I like the way it stealth. You.
You, they look at you, these two guys who are looting next to you
and they hide what they're looting from you sort of shimmy
this thing over to their area Unfortunately, it looks like
Declan has blown your trash cover and your view of the
zoners leads to nothing you. Put your hand in the in the oil.
Yeah, fucking shit, Declan. Did you keep it down?
Maybe we should just, you know, walk up to him and talk to him.
I'd never considered that. Are you good talking?
I'm, I'm, as you can tell, I'm not the greatest at putting, you
know, like thoughts into. I I get it.
I get you, Jeb. Just follow my lead.
Hey, junk rats. Hey, Chew, I'd like to talk to
the. I guess there's other two.
I see There's two. Yeah, there's two.
There's three teams. Total, right?
Which one's the banana guys? I mean, assume it'll be really
obvious. The the yellow team have the
third one. Oh, I see they're.
They're up top up here. OK, gotcha.
And these guys, what's the, what's these guys names Zoners?
Zoners. Which one of you zoners broke my
friend's leg? Huh.
No, June, that's not us. Oh, it was one of you.
No, it was none of you. It's.
Not even make sense. That didn't even make sense.
I. Didn't get it.
Yeah, I. Didn't huh?
None. None of us?
Is that so? Funny and great.
The whole team, like, laughs with them.
Yeah, yeah, boss. That's really funny.
Which one of them is their the boss?
The boss is wearing a red mask. You saw them talk to the junk
master. Right, right, right, right,
right, right, right here. I'm gonna, I'm gonna walk up to
him and, and look him, look him straight in the face.
You are taller than this person. They are short.
OK, while I'm look talking to him, I do want to still try to
check out how they're building there, like if they have like
missile launchers or, you know, like a the, the the Gatling.
Gun you're talking this to this person and then some kind of
conversation skill to see if you distract them enough to give you
a virus in the other order. Conversation first.
Yes, yes. Listen, I know it was one of you
or one of the banana pieces of junk who broke my buddy's leg.
Norman, right. You're trying to get us out of
the race. It's not going to happen.
So just fess up now. We're going to beat it out of
you. Yeah, even even though junk
master said to to plain ass Nash is on a spectrum and and I and I
give Declan. A little little shoulder like.
Huh. See what I?
Did there yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, no, I I get.
It I got it. And so I think that it's
perfectly acceptable to hurt you guys because you guys hurt my
friend's friend. Conversation.
Someone roll something. So I'm looking, I'm looking.
I'm social. And like you mentioned, so I
I'll roll something and then if I succeed then I get a + 1.
I'm going. I'm rolling interrogation.
Sick. Nice.
Yeah. 17, Yes, 17 is a professional pass.
Well done. OK.
And there's not not another role didn't happen so.
And you do you do get a -1 to that because Jeb rolled a crit
fail on conversation. It's just making me look kind of
dumb. And the the the the pit boss for
this crew looks at you, Jeff. Hey chum, flies are undone.
Oh shit, oh you, you got me to look down at my crotch.
But but my fly was in fact not undone.
Yeah, I know. Oh, your shoelaces are on tight
too. Hey, chum, wait.
A minute. I I I assume I believe them.
You do believe them? It's true.
OK. Is that OK?
All right. Why is there can we get like an
indication of like why we believe them?
Oh. I assumed I believe him because
I'm interrogating him well and I I've know enough about lying.
Like, OK, I'm this guy's like, telling the truth.
We're just here for a clean game, man.
If you want to see one of the cards behind them, you have to
roll Perception. Oh yeah, we should definitely do
that. Yeah, I'll do that.
I'm on it. Kyle, Excellent.
Yeah, nice. Oh, let's go.
Roll me AD 6 each. OK, yeah.
So you notice that they've got a chassis and.
Combat spikes? What?
What what? I'm not sure which other kind
here. Combat spikes.
I think those are like caltrops. Oh no, they're not.
They're not caltrops, Jeb. They were floating.
That's a good point. It's all right.
Try it buddy. You're doing your best.
All right, all right, Zoom, if there's anything else, man.
Not. On the field.
Dude, I believe you. Good luck to you too, I.
I shake his hand. He shakes your hand back.
You have. By not being shitty to these
people, you feel like you have built a a gentleman's agreement
to not be shitty to each other. Yeah, I do.
I actually do. I feel like these people were
telling the truth when they said that they're looking for a clean
race, so that's nice. Now we.
Betray. Them just kidding.
All right, Jim, let's go. We'll find the bastards who
broke your friend's leg. Yeah, I don't think it's them.
No, it's it's. Not, I'm thinking it must be the
Banana Boys. That's right, it's the banana
boys. You head off N towards the
Banana Boys and we return to Teensy and Coyote as they saddle
up to the Punk N with their spoils from their first salvage.
You guys buy anything? Oh.
Yeah, yeah, Teensy was crazy, Yes, OK.
You're not going to believe. This.
What did you find? Like a cake in the trash or
something like that? I wouldn't believe that.
No, no, no, no, no, no. First of all, I found two more
chassis which oh gosh, maybe you shouldn't have bought.
That we're. Well.
That gives us. Rich 123 tore points.
Yeah, no, but then I sold 1, so now we have 400 more eddies.
And that leaves us with. 2 chassis. 2.
Chassis. And a mini gun.
You found a mini gun I. Found a mini gun.
Oh and one more thing, go to him and I hand him the string.
Can you use this for your instrument?
Yes, I can. I think I can make that work.
Dean C. Hey, awesome.
I think it's pretty. Pretty punk rock to have a
string from the junkyard. Oh yeah.
That's so metal. That's so metal.
Coyote it's. Like.
You know, have you ever heard of like grunge metal or sludge
metal? No, but they sound, I mean they
sound pretty dirty. It's it's pretty dirty.
It's pretty dirty. In a good way though, I'm sure.
The best, the best. To retrofit this to the guitar,
you're going to have to roll your maker skill.
TT me oh. Sorry, you gotta make a still.
Because it's not an actual guitar string, so it it requires
someone with tools to attach it to this guitar.
Heard heard Heard Heard Heard I. Usually have like a, a, a tack
that puts this on. Do you think you could put it on
for me? Yeah.
Yeah, let me, OK, let me just see here.
Where is that on? It's your rollability so yeah.
But I probably just be +4 if I had to guess.
I don't know. Yeah, you've got a maker skill,
so application expertise you could choose to.
Use. What skill you want to use with
that so you can use basic tech. You can use the pull down to
change it. Yeah, yeah.
That's, that's OK. So it's fabrication expertise.
That, yeah, because you're fabricating.
Cool. Or you can, or if you like, you
could do upgrade. I would let you do that because
you're upgrading the guitar with this string.
I do have more upgrade expertise so OK so I'll do basic tech
upgrade. I'm making a new guitar.
So. Not that Saul's too worried
about this effect, but the guitar is now perfectly in tune
and he gets plus one to his performance.
Oh, there you go. Out tints it, it looks
fantastic. It looks great.
I'm pretty good at this stuff. And, and Saul's going to like
open his arms wide, say like hug both of you in one first.
Hug I. Better like Leap 'cause he's so
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Thank you both. Thank you.
I was very sad, but now I'm happy.
Yay. You sound happy.
Give me those chassis, I'll put them on top of the punk knot.
There we go. And saw just lifts them up and
places them on the now non hovering platform.
Cool. If you want to do fabrication
for these to attach them to the punk knot and then not be able
to sell them anymore, you have to roll a skill for each one.
You can use junk to make this easier.
If you go and find it, it'll give you -1 per piece, but you
can also use it as ammo for the junk gun.
Wait, what about it being -1 per what?
So the on each card it tells you how much in ADB it'll take to
install onto your punk note. OK.
And if you want to reduce that, you can either get someone to
help you or use materials to make it easier.
Oh, I see. I see.
OK.
You still don't have armor, so that might be something you want
to work towards. Yeah.
And you said it was fabrication. What would it be?
Is it land vehicle tech or is it?
Land vehicle tech or if you want to argue, something else.
No, I so like like put these on. Now someone can't like sneak in
and steal them, right? They would have to like actually
like work hard to get it off. Weld them off or yeah, you
propane torch them off or unbolt them something, yeah.
Chainsaw arm them off. That's cool.
Let's see. I think that I'm going to, I'm
going to put at least I'm going to put one of them on OK right
now. Rolling a 14 you install one of
the chassis onto the vehicle, it's a large part of the front
of a like a a people carrier van and it gives you another hard
point for a turret and I think that card also gives you plus
5HP for the vehicle. Nice, that's awesome.
All right. I look at Coyote back into the
junkyard. Oh yeah, let's go, let's go.
You 2 have fun. I'm going to watch the Punk
Knot. Thank you.
And Declan and Jeb are siding up towards the banana gangs
construction area. So for me it was, it was almost
like like going fast and kind of barely hanging on to control
over the vehicle. It, it, it gives me like this,
this sense of like, weirdly, it's almost like being on the
edge of losing control is that magic moment where I feel like I
actually have control over my life, you know?
I know, and the closer you get to losing control, the closer
you need to get next time. It's a slippery slope.
The more I feel alive. Anyway, what are these banana
guys doing? OK, so do they have banana like
leather jackets with bananas on the back or something?
Yes. Wow, wow.
OK, there's five of them. All right, Jeb, here's the plan.
All right, we're going to wait until one of them takes off to
go scavenge, and we're going to go interrogate his ass, figure
out which one of these bastards broke Norman's leg.
Again, while they're alone. That's good.
One of them heads towards the
northwest corner of the junkyard.
There goes 1 now, and unless you all incredibly well, he
disappears behind one of the piles.
Oh. Perception.
Yes, yeah, right.
We're talking high. It's.
Pretty good. Declan, you rolled an 18.
Jeb, you rolled a 22. You see the guy disappear
underneath a few planks of Pollywood.
What's he what's he looking for under that Pollywood?
Is he hiding? Could be under.
There, but then once he goes underneath there he disappears.
I go, I lift up the the the board.
Jeb goes over, lifts up the board.
As you head towards the opening in the northwest corner, you
actually see that it's fairly large in here.
There's a there's a decent amount of space in this corner
and you step on inside Roll perception Declan.
I'm slow. Jeb, you rolled a 22 on
perception and Declan, you roll a, you rolled A20 on perception.
You both rolled extremely high on perception.
And there's a few things you notice.
One that there is a robot underneath this little housing
in the back. You see it sort of scrambling
around some trash. But that's the other thing that
you notice about this area is that there are a bunch of people
hiding in the trash. Oh, hey guys.
And and you haven't alerted them because your perception is so
high. They look like they're going to
are they Do they look like they're hiding or are they going
to like they searching for stuff?
They can see they're like holding guns.
One of them's going to jump, melee weapon behind his back
like he's like ready to swing and.
They're just waiting there. Let's not go in there.
Come on back. Why wait?
Why? That's what we're looking for,
no? No, they're going to jump us.
They're going to jump us. Get out of there.
Oh oh. Listen, listen, here's what
we're going to do. Here's what we're going to do.
I'm going to. I'm going to.
I would like to wait until one of the.
Oh my God, what were they called?
The pink guys? No, the pink guys the.
Pink. Guys, yeah, the other team.
They're called the Zonas. The what?
Zoners. Zoners.
Yeah, all. Right, let's get one of them
zoners in there. We'll wait until the zoner comes
up and then be. And then I'm going to yell and
say, yeah, look at all that good loot in there.
So much good loot. You know, I, I also got one of
these, got one of these grenades.
Now we can take a zoner out, you know, killing two birds with one
stone sort of a thing. Well, I just thought that, you
know, after our interaction with them just a few moments ago, I
kind of felt like a we got kind of a gentleman's agreement that
we were going to we're. Not doing anything wrong, the
banana bastards. They're the ones that are going
to beat them up. Oh, Spectrum, Got it, Got it.
Right spectrum. And we hide against the.
You know one of the zoners passes by the junk pile to head
towards the South. Yeah, so I'm going to say loudly
and and not so sneakily. Yeah, roll acting.
Look at all that beautiful loop under them planks of wood.
Roll acting. OK, OK, coming.
Are we calling for acting roles? I think it's so funny.
And acts. The acting role is my favorite.
Dainty Wan. Cool.
Hey Tune, we're friends. Right, that's what the boss
said. So.
You want to share these? Yeah, sure.
The first come, first serve, and it's a free desert all right.
Jump. In and there's three dudes jump
on this guy. Oh.
My, Oh my God do. You want to save this guy now
like? I was thinking Dick, but we
could. Kind of And they stopped beating
and then whipping shit out of this guy.
We're. Going to fight these guys, yeah,
yeah, we're going to jump them after they're jumping him.
Guns drawn. Yeah.
Moving in. Jeb and Declan, you are in a
combat underneath some Poly planks in this junkyard.
Three of these on. They're not wearing any
accoutrement from any of the gangs, they're just beating the
living craft out of a zoner guy. The wrecker on the ground.
This guy from the Zoners tries to get out.
So we saw a a banana gang guy go in here is he's not one of these
three guys. No, he's missing.
He's missing, OK. The zona manages to roll away
and he pulls out his gun and no he he kicks one of them missing
and I think probably hitting fighting invasion Oh at first.
Damn. Damn, OK, in an expert move and
a backflip, this guy avoids both hits as the zoner skids across
the ground and leans up against some trash in the opening of
this area. Declan.
Oh, all right. OK.
What kind of weapon melee weapons do I got here?
Hey, leave him alone. But that's our acquaintance, and
we have a gentleman's agreement with them.
Yeah, yeah, mind yourself. And then I'm going to smash one
of them. I'm going to grab a pipe.
Just. I don't even need a pickup
weapon. There's a pipe laying around.
Trash. I'm going to grab a pipe and I'm
going to smash this guy who's close on the left over here.
Step forward. I'm.
Going to. Punch him in the head.
Are you doing an aim shot? Because that's -8.
Well, what's? Oh, does that mean?
Like if I'm trying to hit him in a certain spot, yes.
No, no, I'll just swing at. I'll just swing at him wildly.
OK, swinging at him wildly hitting the body roll melee
attack, or if you have a melee weapon in your sheet then roll
that. OK, sorry, I'm learning how to
do this here. OK, weapons gay. 16 nice having
melee. Was that medium melee weapon?
It's a heavy melee weapon. OK, heavy melee weapon.
Heavy melee weapon IS3D6. 3D6. 15 You knocked this guy out.
Nice. Yeah.
He he is, he is down for the count.
If you do any more damage to him, you will kill him.
He is knocked out. Oh, OK, yeah, all right.
But can can I go again or do I attack again?
Melee weapons have a red fire of two, so yes.
OK, yeah, so I'll, I'll smash this next guy or do I wanna?
Yeah, no, I hit the next guy. Yeah.
I don't necessarily murder, straight up murder this guy.
Jeb Jeb like comes in with his with both Colt 40 fives like
drawn. Oh, we're oh God, she's them.
No, I changed my mind. I do smash this guy again.
Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, I'm.
Because it's currently, it's currently 2 versus you, dude.
That's OK, I'm gonna smash him again.
His name? 'S Declan D.
Danger. He's not afraid of anything.
I'm not afraid and I'm trying to send a message.
OK, So what am I doing here? I'm rolling.
Sorry, Melee, no. Yeah, roll heavy melee weapon.
Yeah, attack. Got it, got it.
Got sorry. Yeah, and change your damage to
three D6 but 13 got it. He is unconscious so cannot
evade. Damage O3D6.
Got it. There you go.
OK, so I'm rolling again. Damage again.
You meet his health and he is bloodied on the floor,
unconscious. It would take someone to help
him for him to continue living, but he'll be dead in about 10
minutes. I turn to the other two guys.
Who's next? Do you want to try and
intimidate them to run away? Yeah.
Oh yeah, definitely. Roll for it.
Is this persuasion? Is intimidation 1.
You can do. You can do.
You can. Roll personal grooming.
Sorry, no. You could roll.
I could do performance. Can I do performance?
Totally. Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
You muster up all of your. 20. Fucking 6.
You've watched, you've watched bomb crews do this.
I've done this. I've said this.
Line I've. Been in this exact position.
But you guys put their hands up. We we don't want any trouble,
man. We do.
You want to try? Sorry, we just fucking and they
walk past Jeb, we're going to like and they run away.
And don't come back unless you have information about my friend
Norman. Oh shit dude, I've saved my ass.
No worries, I. You guys can have the robot man
You, you guys are good. I get a hand, yeah, and pick him
up. You.
You help him up, and he stands up next to you.
Jeb, you. You.
This is your spot now, man. I'll look somewhere else.
Hey, no problem. Gentlemen's agreement.
Right. And there's a bot in the corner
that's cornered. If you break it, you will get
some stuff for the punk. It's all you, Jeb.
I appreciate that. Hey, God's sake, I, I, I always
thought that, you know, all that fighting stuff in the movies, I
always thought it was choreographed.
But man, you you seem to be doing just fine with the improv
fighting. Well, you learn a thing or two
for real if you do it long enough.
Fair enough. And Jeb takes out his combat
shovel and like. Bro, combat shovel.
Yeah yeah, the bloody thing explodes.
You gained A crit and you get because you're on a crit, you
get the Max from the robot, which is 3 rolls.
You get 2 cards. So you get a total of three
items from this area. Oops.
So I I click on the the cards. Yes.
So you've got 2 items there. Do you see them?
I do one says metal cage launcher.
OK sick. This is the mechanism built into
the back and as an action a passenger can launch a jagged
metal bouncing cage of spikes using the heavy weapon skill and
then it does that. Another one is junk.
Well, won't need this. Throws the junk away.
You going to throw the junk away?
We can sell it. We can sell it.
We can sell. It I.
Think, but it's junk. This entire place is filled with
literally junk. That's.
True, that's a good point. Well, definitely going to keep a
hold of this one though. You actually find 2 junk.
And we won't need this one either.
He throws it behind his head. But this metal cage launcher?
I've got a feeling that Teensy is going to love this one.
To me it all looks like junk. I would have said bring the junk
back to the the ship and give it to Teensy.
She might know what to do with it.
But you know, I, you know, what am I?
What am I? I don't know.
I'm not going to carry it. I'm no junk expert either.
Well, probably we should head back, although we didn't get any
information. Yeah, well, you know, he got
away. I bet we'll get our revenge
later. Wait, hold on, I think I might
have a tracking skill. Next time on no latency side
quest. Oh, whoa, whoa, look, I got you
a smaller one of these you. Ever heard of a tumbleweed?
Is there anything she can't? Do Jeff ran after him?
That's my team. Sure, he's gonna get justice.
I'm awake. Ain't shot, get him in the
kneecaps. Nice shot.
Let's. Go.
Where's that bird jab? I'm bringing out my gun.
Yeah, you have revenge. I would also like to be on Team
Revenge. Team revenge all.
Right, we're going on team revenge.
We can just take a bunch of the junk and like try to like plug
the hole. I'm gonna kill him with you.
Yeah, I can fix these. Let's go.
Revenge. Let's go.
We're losing daylight. Let's.
Go Who is this? It's Team C.
Open fire. Oh, we're just shooting.
Welcome to Cyberpunk, we got all kinds of skills.
I, I don't, I don't know what's happening Soft.
Is that a? Bottle in your pocket.
You're just happy to see me. Oh.
I also have 10. I didn't only drive, I did a lot
of stunts, OK, and some of it was green screened.
Team Revenge is probably driving.
Perfect. All right, be really careful
with this button. This button don't do that.
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