Last time a no latency 13th and scoreboard for me.
Now, Jeb campaign, is there a chance he could become a Hast?
There is a chance back up, close the door, close the door to
jump, just try to blow himself up.
We don't have to kill Jeff, the he's they're gonna do it.
Oh hi Steve, right. You're the oh you're the one who
tied me up. Defunct, Steve stay here.
We're going to kill everyone in there and after that you're
going to help us go through the rest of.
The floors point of order. Where is your hand sanitizer?
Everyone ready to go to the door.
Yeah. Freeze frame in the air freeze.
Yeah, let's do it to be continued.
So we we're still in the freeze frame as it like Fades back to
us who are stuck in it for a little bit and then we come out
of it. Okay let's go.
That was weird and there we go. Gonna die.
All right, it smashed the door open then front of you is a
Steve class. What's this t plus slightly
better than a regular Steve but not as big as a big state and it
is has its own programming class in his chest.
Its own programming. And it has a subscription-based
model. It's a surplus.
Yes, check that's a very good joke, thanks.
There were Flames flames on the side of it that happens a lot.
When Jeb tux dumping honey. Yeah, I go and slice the head
off of this this when he tries to shoot you for it.
Okay. Well We'll see you bros
initiative will see some shit. Huh.
Is that all? That's in the room just once the
bus. Yeah.
Oh shit. Okay.
See you kick the door. Open in the state flag goes, ah,
but there's this wonderful moment of Serenity is silent
moment as the door swings open. I only you feel like your first
Like you blinked before anyone else and you're ready.
I don't know why GM voice in the sky.
You said, you feel like your first and I automatically
thought about like my quote unquote, first 50 sexual
relations time. Exactly.
Jeb, shut up. I'm sorry, I'm really getting
yo, looping over here. Um, I am immediately going to
run because I see the bathroom and I'm going to to run.
And with my hands with my hands like surgeon style in the air
above my waist, in front of me, just some to make sure I don't
touch anything, and I'm going to kick that door down.
What for the for the doubt for the water closet, because I
can't touch the door unless it's a sweet swing door.
Can I touch it with my butt roll perception in the middle of a
fight? Not me.
Well, I'm not like, I'm not like hands up.
Don't shoot, Don't Shoot Me. It's like surgeon sterile.
That's basically how I've been standing this whole time, all
right. Just to make sure I don't touch
anything, I'm rolling perception and also roll evasion because
you are going right past us t plus.
Okay. Now the door swings both ways.
Ooh, but it doesn't matter because you're so distracted.
Cited by the bathroom, you're like, oh it's right over there
that the Steve. This puts his foot out and trips
you over. No, no, no.
Can't you just shoot me? No, he trips.
You over the germs. But he fails the brawling check.
So as he trips you over, he also falls over and because you both
rolled a crit, he falls and then his hands full right in between
your hands. And he's now dropped his gun and
his fingers between your fingers What is this so unnerving?
Why is this? I just know Jesus.
Why is this dungeon such a shit show for everybody?
And he panics, and it's his turn.
He panics and tries to headbutt you to get you away, and manages
to do that. And also the from screaming to
keep you from screaming, he just he's holding on to your hand
zeros in He rears his head back and just smacks you right in the
forehead tries to brain you if you will tries to brain you rain
is also a euphemism for fellatio causes damage to your head but
you put your shield on earlier so you're a shield a shot.
So your Shield activates and it takes one hit of damage so it
has two three more hits. Before it turns off.
I needs to be recharged and it flashes, and he has any takes
two steps back and then hides behind the computer console.
I'm, I'm crying and Crawley. I just like, I'm falling.
This is really pathetic me too. Yeah.
What, what is happening down there?
Steve get off the bar. Bye.
See, you pull your cock, your gun.
You pointed out him and you roll a 19 and you hit him, thank you.
Yeah, in order to him you do have to step completely into the
open, so if he gets a shot back he will be able to shoot you
because otherwise, you can't see him.
And it does 8 damage. And you can see a piece of his
armor fly off. Don't really armor, it's just
his shirt, but it had like a Kevlar lining.
It just rips to pieces and Blood starts to pour down his arm.
Fuck shit. Where's the other?
Steve? I took care room and you shoot
again, it goes off again and you shoot him again.
And now you've blown a hole through his left hand, and he
puts his hand down on the console.
Leaves, a bloody handprint, and the Blood starts to pour down
the computer, a sieve, you need a hand Hand hurts to laugh.
I turn to fuck up Steve and I ask ya, hey, does this Steve
have like more access than you do around here?
No he's just tougher. Okay I guess skin is thicker,
he's got more HP better weapons is he's more trusted a kind of
stuff okay the designation is from birth, okay?
If you don't grow the right way, you know, get to be one
interesting. Okay so there's some definite
like you Eugenics going on around here, which is pretty
bad. Absolutely, we all look the
same, we already knew that. You know what?
I think. I'll think I'll leave this Steve
alone and I'm gonna head my way over to the office because I'm a
saint. I'll have this one.
All right, you have to roll evasion because you're gonna
walk straight through where the Steve plus can see 20.
Yeah, you get to the door. It's locked.
I'm knock on the door and ask if anybody is in there, do it.
Is anybody in there? Look, if you let us in, will
kill. If you let us in, we won't kill
you. Hey, do you know who we are?
Right? Oh, I know who you are.
Yeah, I'm Sato. My word is my bond.
If this succeeds Sano hurt Kendall, Kendall said, just do
the whatever he's saying. Absolutely.
But a mockery of himself. Hmm.
I hate acting fail at this. Plan would have been funny but
it doesn't happen. You know what?
I have a free roll. You do have a rear.
Are you going to waste it on this in the middle of a fight?
This is the worst. There is no threat of danger
here. You don't have to roll acting
under issues of you. Not doing in mockery of
yourself. Now, it's fine.
I'll save it today and Shotgun underneath the door.
No! Fuck.
That's why. It's my bed.
That's my turn. All right.
Sano I run over to Steve plus and slashing.
What's my eats? I hate sword.
How did you show the other states?
Yeah you here. Let's 1415 damage.
Yep now this is killing blow my dude.
All right this next this next type is the killing blow.
If you hit 19. All right.
Yeah. I just chop his head off and his
head rolls across the ground. It rolls towards the circle in
the middle of the room and the circle opens up.
It falls in and you hear crackling a fire and the circle
closes. That's weird.
Are you okay? Go into the bathroom.
You can see. Iona has broken.
Open the hand, sanitizer dispenser.
And it's just cradling the, the bottle, and just continuously
just rubbing it all over themselves.
Like, just covered, enhance it. What it?
What is the? It's always sunny.
A lot of things and it's always funny when Danny DeVito covers
himself in hand sanitizer? Sure.
Wow, I think is Remy. Are you okay, because if is
everyone gonna freak the fuck out in this in this building?
Well, there's someone else behind this door, I brought the
other Steven, thanks Amanda. I tried lying and saying that's
not fair. You say you're gonna do that to
me. I want to live or not.
Fuck burn the lockout and kick it open.
All right. Well we should clear God. 2024.
Yeah, the door just falls apart as you cut it.
Like slices into opens like a bloody sandwich, enforce the
ground. And in the room is a proper
science. Steve in a lab coat, not an
intern. Hi as I rush in I slap him with
the side of door that's on my hand right role for that.
Do you ever get the like a little bit of a little bit of
Morty and the Steve's? Is that potential wreck around
here? I only just you could you don't
have to participate in the conversation.
You can just spend 11 does actually trained for these
breakdowns and they have they are taking a like a Mist out of
the they're like fanny pack or their, their pants and Has.
It's a sanitizing spray that also has a relaxing oil in it
made by biotechnical sanitizing spray and they are currently
spraying it over me and they're like they're like cooing may be
okay. It's gonna be okay.
Not touching me, kind of like expensive taizo now.
So the way the way that there are moving their hands around me
is to like emulate a protective bubble.
So far in your papa. Yeah, I'm leaving Jimmy.
We got a little bit. Dell has got this.
I didn't realize, this would happen.
Whatever you will do. One on your sad times.
My God very often. So it has to be significant ice
assumes the the the level of Germophobia has not been
prevalent because I never roll. Oh okay.
Damn. Anyway, back to me in the
office. Hi, yes, science, Steve.
Shit out of him with a piece of door, okay, we need a key card.
We need a key card to go to the next floor.
Can you help us? Um, is that fucking you up in
any way? Yes, it's fucking ass out really
bad. Wow, because if we go to the
higher floors, then we're going to get killed by.
What's up there? So that would really talk,
right, right, right. And you think I'm a regular
Steve and not one that's slightly more intelligent than
the others because I'm a slap him again with a piece of door.
You're the you're the last Steve here.
You probably know something so I'm the last day.
What about that one but and I can see it signal.
Ignore that one that's fucked up Steve's doesn't count.
Yeah that's a fucked up. Yeah that's Steve's fucked up
and I eat a science Steve you gotta on the like you know Advil
and I have some in my bag if you are sad.
Seems doorbell. I got it.
It's biotechnical. Uh, so it should be very fast,
fast acting. Yeah, I'm doing a lot better.
Thank you. All right.
You know you hung in there and pop built.
All right giant sea roll. Resist torture drugs.
Oh yeah. Do you have a key card to get us
up there? Yes.
Goddamn it. Why is why is Jeb choking?
No no that's the wrong one. That's the wrong building.
Choking, somebody help him. It's Christ.
All right. Don't have the Chrome reproach
you would get to the next. Lord, please 16.
Yes you you you hit 16. Jeb, will you roll me a G10
grassed? Know the the pain pills are the
smaller bottle. You rolled a two.
All right? It it causes you to damage.
Oh my, but that did not help at all.
Less think that made things worse.
Yeah, you have to take that one with water so that it goes down.
Smoothly science. Steve give us key card now or
some water. Something.
Oh my god. Well, consumed in the fire, pit.
Throw them in the fire. Pit, we need him to give us a
key card. We don't know where the key part
is, if he owes is gonna give it to us.
So just throw them in the fire pit.
Well, I mean, not that that's bad, 18, persuasion.
It takes out his pocket and gives it to us a jumpsuit.
Can you help us? Wait.
Now we have one to help us by getting you got some water.
Hey, can we just feed him to Jasmine?
It's a cooler in the, in the training room.
I go get me some water, as your booking back.
You realize that retro in the previous episode poured, all of
the water all over the ground and there's none left.
All right. I'm stabbing the science, Steve
in the head. All right, let's go.
I would like to check the office to see if there's anything in
real perception. I need to get glasses.
I think you missed something 19. Nice, you're old enough to find
a big baseball bat, big metal, baseball bat.
That's all it is just regular melee weapon.
It's way worse than everything you have, but you could probably
turn into something cooler. Different date.
You find a full-on healing kit. And 300 Eddie's.
Okay, well, I got a huge lunch. AB is not in this room so he
doesn't smell or see the blood. And so, he doesn't have to roll
resist, torture drugs, can we go?
Yes, let's all leave. I think this whole place is
causing us a lot of trauma. So let's just get through it as
well as we get fucking Steve's. All right?
Defective Steve, you're with us the question.
Yes, can can I take the Key card actually, Bend up.
Can you take that key card? Can we send you for up first and
then Bendel and I take us out. Take the elevator separately.
Just what I do because I don't want to be that close to any of
you particularly Jeb. I'll make sure I honors.
Okay, it's literally my job, it was just weird.
Little will be real, be right behind you just a separate
elevator, right? I mean if you need to get out of
this adventure and leave the building, That's totally fair.
I understand if you need to bail, I don't think it's going
to go that far stuff happens. I'm fine.
I'm just get in the elevator.
Okay, let us know if you're continuing.
You don't have to come. We're just killing Steve's.
Honestly, it'll be probably grocer.
Oh, I'll wave goodbye and on it'll it'll be probably grocer
and retro waving the elevator door shuts.
You and then Del a left quietly in this Lobby on the second
floor. This doesn't have to be story.
This was just, this is just, I don't want to be in that
elevator with them. It's okay.
Let's fight to the elevator now. Great.
And we also come out of the Olympics.
All right, everyone makes their way up the elevator into the
next floor. Into Lots this time.
This time when you get upstairs door opens and you are in job,
sorting job sorting, there is a Lobby in front of you.
And then there are three doors and they have labels
assignments, 1 assignments, to jail, and then assignments, 1
and assignments, to both say, ways to locker room.
There are close the doors. All the doors are closed.
All right. Steve, please explain this.
No. Oh yeah.
Give me one second. Hold on.
Yes. So what you've got and as he
said, Annika wrapped behind him is a Steve.
Who's very confused. Wait, it says on the side.
No tours. What are you doing?
I didn't. Did they may be trying to kill
me cause they trying to kill you.
That's what they do. What are you doing?
Willie Jim said it and then Sano said, he'd kill me with a sword
and then up Can I kill this Steve while he's distracted?
Not see ya? Okay.
Just I'll just try and like stealth around to the yellow
side and like just 1414, see how the Steve does Heroes at 13 and
does not see you nice. I'll just sneak around and then
slit the throat of the other. Steve the debunked, Steve just
looks at go. Steve Really.
Sorry, too many film this 104 it.
Take my not he played sir. Wait is the fact of Steve
recording this for the Instagram live?
Yeah it's all vents on Instagram live.
You roll the 24, you cut his head, clean off, and it comes
off like a hot knife through butter and it falls on the
ground. Jeb roll, resist torture drugs,
goddamn you can't. No, do you have any time?
That's blood. I don't want Jenny years old,
it's different but don't want anybody here and I Jeb, you roll
it to and your super hungry. Again.
I like no joke. I think this is my eighth roll,
you know, row that has been a critical failure.
You're very welcome to move to real dice if you want to pull
them. All right.
Heaviness know. It's like, it's like gambling if
you change it up now. Yeah, right.
Yeah. Don't change the slot machine,
you're on a roll. All right.
That means luck is Coming, I'm Gonna Roll you.
Yeah it goes really well and you managed to get an extra six
points of Health. Oh man, yeah, I am so sorry.
Look, I understand how screwed up this is.
This probably is just absolutely disgusting especially to you.
I own it. I'm sure you're hating this but
God I just can't help myself. Oh well, Is that a starts part
of this thing? It's different.
Don't worry about it. Okay?
What Mayan God I gotta say after all that feel spry as a spring
chicken this Remy. Yes, Remy.
This is terrible. So it's very terrible.
Any time I kill somebody Jeb's gonna eat that Jeff's.
Gonna eat them. Are you honest gonna freak out?
We are freaks out. All of us are vulnerable.
So now I think I need to retouch up your sword because honestly
it with a being a flame sword o to feel like the heat would
cauterize it with us. Blood napping.
Smell that everywhere. Didn't you so sore?
I did you say. But like, if I use the heat sort
of gets all crispy and then he spells it.
Okay, idea, I'm going to pull out one of my cigarettes and I'm
going to break it in half and I'm going to say, yeah, but
shove this up your nose so that way you can't smell.
I mean I'll just smoke it. If that's all right with you.
All right. I'll just give you an unbroken
one. Yeah.
Why is he after eating like a good chunk of a Steve and
feeling better? Feel great.
Okay. So we got jail assignments to an
assignment 1. Yeah, when you sleep the funk,
Steve, you're saying something about this.
This this is where they assign people.
Well, this is where the assigned Steve's our roles when you first
I'm out of the tanks. So assignments one is where you
go. If you're a regular Steve,
that's where I went and then plus is go to assignments one as
well, but that's usually because they get upgraded later and then
assignments to is where the big Steve's and the science seems go
and then jail is a as a jail Look people up there.
I know it seems very self-explanatory through both of
those rooms is where the locker room is where you get your
uniform. You know how Oh, there's had a
big plus, Mmm. Yeah, you get when you've become
a plus, you get a plus Jersey. You have a big, you get the big
word, That's a good sign cybertek in the other room as
well. So you get your first cybertek
bits and stuff is that for, you know, job sorting your job.
I'm interested in that. I'm a going straight into
assignments tool. All right.
You know, going to check this room, just going to move on in
there. Is there a way to check it
aside, from just putting a class to the door and listening for
sounds? You could do that rather than
just opening the Dual fine. I'm gonna pull out a glass that
I stole from no latency and put it up against the door.
To see if I can hear anybody talking in there and testing
role perception and you get inspiration for that.
My do this glass that I got from a side quest. 19.
Yes, you listen through the wall and you can hear two.
Separate voices, can hear in a kind of slightly lighter voice,
and then a heavier voice. And you think that there's a big
guy in there and a little guy in there?
Okay, so there's a big asshole of a little bit of noise
happening like something being installed or like a drill
moving. Something's happening like that.
Hmm. Okay.
I'm going to relay this information to the rest of them.
So more than likely because this place is not very sound proof.
We start blasting in there, they're going to hear it in the
other room. So someone want to check the
Other room. Yeah, Chuckles, yeah.
Oh boy, is right. You can check assignment 1.
Jeb, I'll check the jail. That sounds great.
Let's do it on 3. 1 2, whereas perception.
Sure, top left cat lady. There it is.
Oh, look at that. Wow, neither of you are able to
work out if there's anything on the other side of the doors,
Oakley X. However, both of you Slip on
something and have yourselves. You both lose 1 HP because you
rolled cripples and you Bonk your head on the door.
So now, whoever's on the other side of the door, knows that
someone's in this room. Can we leave and start over?
Can we just, can we leave? I'd like to go to the nearest
bonfire please, can we keep this?
Run is like messed up? Can we can we start the run at
the beginning? Because this is not I want to
reload to say. No, not fair.
I'm at the top of the scoreboard right now.
So no. Fuck.
Okay, I would like to see if how heavy is the dead.
Steve, he's a regular Steve, just a regular one.
So he's kind of a spindly live kind of golden man.
I would like to using the back of his uniform to make them like
a human shield, okay? That's a human meat, shield, and
proceeded to open up the door with my shot.
Gun ready to fire at what I see in there.
Okay what do I see what when you've got into assignments to
yes you open the door and there in the corner running to the
door is a big sieve sitting in a chair and a science.
Steve working on him. Yes I'll fuck fuck ah, ha ha.
Yeah, one arm is strapped to the tip to the chair.
Hmm, he's being worked on so any grabs his hand gun pointed at
you Ralph earnestly? Yeah.
So once I see that I unload, my shotgun, the first shot, I will
shoot at science, Steve 15. Yes, you hit science Steve and
you blow him to the side. Me falls to the ground, he takes
some damage, but does not die. Okay?
Then I will toss the dead body on top of the big Steve that's
strapped down hopefully knocking the pistol out of his hand.
Sure. Do it?
Oh that's a crit. 30 describe how cool that is.
You can even kill him if you want to not the science team,
the big guy in the chair. Yeah.
So what I will do is since he goes to pull out his pistol I
take my shot at the science. Steve he goes flying across.
I fling my meat shield on top of big Steve which causes the pin
him down. His hand drops with the pistol.
He can't because the goes but dead bodies on top of it.
He doesn't have the strength. It off.
And then I will proceed to take Ash.
My blessed shotgun, put it directly in big Steve's mouth
and let loose. Yeah, so the top of his head
pops, like Acme of a 14 year old boy, trying to get ready for
prom. Why up guys in my mouth, will
you volume gun? And if you roll a 1 it jammed.
That's a 19-5 everyone. And so now Now, you are in
assignments to on your own. You are not quiet at all as Jeb
walks towards the door for assignments.
One. It opens out pops.
A Steve plus roll Evasion for me.
Jeb 17, you easily sidestepping. Many falls on the ground behind
you. Well howdy shit, he turns around
and tries to shoot you or roll initiative, want to see if he
shoots first. Oh your other 12 turns around
and tries to shoot you any mrs. Because here The 12.
I'll fuck your move. Jeb, you know.
See if I feel like you y'all been keeping a pretty close eye
on our adventures. Now do you remember when I found
this puppy? Because it's been a while and I
pull out the arrow electric shotgun.
Oh yes. How does this gun work again?
I can remember. It's an electric shock.
Good question, mark. It shoots out a blast of plasma
Matic, electrical shock. It hits him in the chest.
I think about the ferroelectric shotgun is.
It's designed to incapacitate, your enemy, not kill them, so it
hits him in the chest. Clear, It does 12 damage to him
which doesn't kill him but you've now incapacitated this
plus team on the ground. So it's the defunct Steve, that
was cool. No, I totally forgot.
I had it in my bag, that's a cool gun.
I'm so I was a regular shotgun there, but when I took a look at
my back after I fell down a kind of landed on it, funny reminded
me of it. Anyway does that count?
Hey Remy, does that count as a kill or Like to take out my
pistol but I just place it above his head or do I gotta finish
the job. I mean, he's not dead right now.
Alright, Bang. All right, roll.
See if the gun jams it jams you rolled a crit fail and your gun
goes is the electricity is still gibbering through him.
Well it seems the other ah you know what it was and I as I'm on
jamming the revolver because you know how all those times
revolvers Jam As I'm cleaning up, the revolver, I go.
You know what it was? I forgot I was doing this thing.
Hey, you going to renounce all your Stephen ways and live life
for the betterment of the community does.
This is like programming, it's literally impossible.
It's impossible, I can't, and would you finish him off?
And I point to, whoever is next in initiative, which is no one,
because you took this room on your own.
This is all yours, dude. All right.
Well, See ya, there was a problem there.
I just didn't quite quite a fit the bolt case in all the way
that should do. It bank roll for it.
Come on, a 21. Yeah, and he goes, and the
bullet goes straight through his eye and he falls to the ground,
and still Fizzles a little bit on the ground, but there is
blood. So roll resist, torture drugs
and he's tasty. Your old a Crip fail for get, so
you're hungry. Oh, we're honest eat.
I just, I just, I just immediately.
Just foam board. And your gang 6hp enjoy eating a
revolver. Can malfunction if it has bad.
Emma, that a loan. Exactly.
I mean, it's a even, even then though, you can still Advance
the, but it would still be another action to move and go so
it still counts as a shot. Yeah, it's not but it doesn't
get jammed as much as the bullet doesn't fire, but it doesn't get
jammed. It just To.
And then you can just pull the trigger again in advance.
The oh my God. What is it called?
The drum who I did it? Nice.
Sorry. Do I see Jeb?
And this, you saw all of that happen.
It's at the other side of the lobby, you've just watched him
electrocute and murder this. Steve in the head.
Great. Well, guess I'll open the jail
then, because everyone's hearing office.
So, I'll look in the jail to see if there's people that kill in
there. You open the jail door and And
you can see there's a long line of cells.
At the very, very end of the room is a turret and it locks
onto you quickly before it closed the door again are in the
south is that at the very end, you see a figure in a Cell, but
you can't see from here. It's quite far down.
There are five cells. And in the fifth one, you can
see there's the shadow of someone against the wall.
Who would be in the cell? Does it look like the turrets
can shoot at me? Currently locking on to, you
know, get I close the door. Okay.
Well, and then I'll go into the assignment to write.
And if there's no one in there, I guess I'll just keep going.
Well, there is someone else in there, I'm in there, but an
enemies. There is another enemy in there.
In here. Yeah, is the science team on the
ground but Jeff seems to have that around.
Me seems to have that. No no this it is a specifically
a science teams that got shot with a shotgun on the ground in
assignments to he is incapacitated yes.
So I'll keep going to the locker rooms I guess.
All right. Can I look in there?
Is there enough? Yeah move.
Okay look I open the door. The lockers there's no one in
here. Damn, is it is there any sort of
a key card? Good to see?
You can have a look around. I'll have a look around. 7017
good enough. You find two canisters of
kitten. Catch, each one is approximately
two doses, find enough Coke for one dose, and you find two
grenades and all of the Steve outfits, you could want or
desire. Seriously.
Nice, nice. Nice.
Okay, I'll take the two grenades so that's good.
Oh, wake up. So two grenades, I'm not leaving
all the drugs. I'm leave it.
All the wardrobes no key card. Okey caught in the wardrobe.
No key caught in the locker room.
I guess it's my turn. Iona, what are you doing?
I have just been stamping it this whole time.
Does our Steve know where the key card is.
Do you want to just ask ma'am? I'm standing right here.
Yeah, I figured that I would just ask you since you might
know where it is. It's usually held by a person.
Would it be like the that Stephen there?
The science one probably, it was the science.
Steve downstairs. That feels like a game mechanic
pattern. Row me.
It's on the side Steve, gotcha, thank you.
You're welcome. Thank you for your help.
I really appreciate that. Steve.
Yeah, you're welcome. I mean, oh, stop fucking with
us. Oh, right.
Yes, stop fucking with us. And been Del punches him on the
side, knee of the shoulder strength.
Check really, do you want my dad to do a strength?
Check 11 doesn't hurt them. Okay, for the mat, well, I
wasn't trying to hurt you. I mean no vendela was definitely
trying to hurt you. I mean yeah.
Fuck you. Good job.
You're doing great.
Thanks. Yeah, good.
Good job, double thumbs. Did you get the card getting it
right now? All right, Steve.
You got the You got the key card you shot me.
You fucking shot me. Well, I can see that you're
still cognitive so you can understand what I'm saying.
Give me the goddamn key card. Where is it?
It's in my pocket which pocket the one that's in my trousers
trouser pocket on the the song with my broken left arm in my
pocket. Okay.
I'm gonna put the shotgun up against his chest, as I reach
into that pocket. It's telephone in the pocket.
You find the key card and fifty Eddie's.
I'll get his wallet. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna take his
wallet with me, to the CID Ste Ste it.
Does, it looks like every other Steve ID.
Yeah. So I see.
Will Steve swalot and I take the keycard.
You anything else in those Pockets?
Um, yes. What am I in this pocket?
I've got some gum. I've got a little ball of lint
that for some reason. Looks like a cat.
Did you get the key card and a comet on couch canister?
I'll toss the key card out Leona.
Yeah, not me. Avondale tries to catch it,
midair. What would that be Athletics?
Yes, Lennox is good 13. Yeah, it's not odd catches it
midair. So it doesn't touch you.
I did a thing. I did it.
Okay, good job. Bend down, nice, even though
you've done, much more impressive things.
I don't know why you're asking for validation here.
It's exciting to catch something out.
You didn't use just very cool, catch something, out of the air,
you got a little Steve Kinder throws.
He's been next to me this whole time.
Stick to my taking a step back, I'm sorry.
I let me grab that other Steve. I'm a drag them over to the
chair with the other two dead Steve's.
Uh-huh. I'm a lamb on top.
What and then I'm going to take that drill that he was using
before. Oh God and have that just go
right through his back spine sternum area.
Why are you doing that role basic tax?
If this work of course it's going to work because I'm basic
as fuck. Oh that's an 18.
Yeah, it drills right through his spine, any slowly dies and
bleeds all over the chair, make sure it happens.
That's it. Remy are we becoming a little
sadistic? Well, I'm not having fun with
it. So.
No and why are you doing it? Because I want to win money and
that's my goal, but you could just tell them you killing them
in the most like gruesome way possible.
I have to keep my creative juices going Sano.
Otherwise, what's the point of me becoming one of the most
famous text up there? If I don't have good ideas I
learnt now I know and I need to create some kind of spine.
No back brace. So that way that won't happen to
me or anybody else? I love, it's good.
Calling the elevator. Are you gonna freak out to who's
freaking out? I'm not freaking out.
You freaking out. Jeez.
Meanwhile at the elevator retro, you wrote 14 on perception
system and you just hear someone go.
How the fuck did that come from? Oh, there's someone in the jail.
Sorry, I didn't mention that. That doesn't Sound like a Steve
20 minutes ago but all I hear is gunfire.
Okay, well bring me some food. Timmy.
I'll go take a look. This one.
Seems like my kind of guy over Illo.
Was there a you hearing what Sano is saying to you?
Yeah. All right cool.
Excuse me, there's I got some got some food here.
You walk into the room and the turret locks onto you roll
evasion. There's turn. 19.
It shoots bullets. Go right past you and it makes
the door swing open and back the bullets, miss you and you can
attack the turret. Hey, yep.
Bang. Bang, electric electric, shotgun
slug. Done.
Bang 11, not good. Enough you miss and it bounces
off the wall lands on the ground and doesn't even go off.
Well, shit and die. Other one shot behind the door.
All right. Okay.
Why don't nobody tell me? There was a there was a turd in
there. Well, son of Jesse.
I'll do so. And you didn't see it.
So you knew was there, he did nothing about it.
Nice, there's a turret. I just assumed you were taking
care of it. So I got another idea.
Jeb, do you want to go ahead and get you ready with your pistols?
You know exactly where the turret is, right.
Yep. Okay, I'm going to go ahead and
grab The head of the unfinished eaten head that couch boy, hold
on before you just can't just no, no, no.
I'm putting my hand on Jeff's face and tell him to shut up.
I'm gonna open the door and throw the head.
And like, we're actually, I'm going to roll it on the ground
like a bowling ball. You hear the turret Target it
and start to fight dash out and buy Bing?
Bang. Boom.
Yeah, you hit it with both of those for a 21-2 hit and an 18
in the turret explodes and shrapnel falls on the ground.
And that's what I like to call a combo.
Gimme the shrapnel. Get on you.
You? Okay.
What's going on? Hey, you don't look like a Steve
tonight. So you walk down to the end of
the room and they're in the final cell.
Is a really large. Steve.
You do look like a Steve. He doesn't sound like a Steve,
and he's holding a crane Bay, crap, and petting it like a cat.
Hi there. Oh, well, well, well, what do we
have here? And that's, I'm staying, are
you? All right.
And what's gonna be in here? Because I'm an accident, I see.
And what was it? You look perfectly fine to me.
What did they say was wrong with you?
Staying, I don't think like a stay, don't you?
Oh, what are you doing out the abide by certain rules?
I don't like hurting things and I like soup.
Those are your two rules. Uh, and and Timmy.
You lack Timmy. Tim.
He's my pet, my little crab. All right.
Well, doesn't Ever blew up on you do it.
Oh no, I made sure he wasn't one of those, huh.
All right, so he's a non blow it up, blow up crab.
Absolutely Green Bay crabs are a delicacy but I'm not going to
eat Timmy, you know, stand. But I like you.
I like you to kind of represent. What I hope the rest of the
Steve's could have been. Unfortunately, they won't be,
no, no, unfortunately, they can programming.
Everyone was really pissed up. There was five of us, never got
to go to jail. The others they experimented on
me. I'm sure they'll do it as soon.
But I don't really mind. Oh, well, don't you worry about
it? Let me help.
Let me, you know, how to get yourself out of here.
Oh yeah, go ahead and do that for me, would you?
Hey, you got to up and opens the door?
It's not locked. All right, great.
Now, tell you what pairing is crap, you are looking for some
food, aren't you? And, you know, I don't got
anything with me right now, but you know, might have some food.
Really might have some food where he's got a bunch of stuff.
I didn't know he asked Grammy. Including it's not just walked
past you walks into the into Lobby.
I mean where are you? He walks into assignments to I'm
Stan. Nice to meet you.
This is my crab. Don't worry, he's fine.
He's fine. He abides by a different set of
rules than the rest of the Steeps.
He look he might like Pace. Yeah.
That's that's why they don't like him.
Oh no, not him. Yep, yeah that's me of the,
there was like a there was a TV production company that had the
intro of huh? I'm Paul and I've don't remember
what it is. That the monkey.
It's yeah, it's a strange Red Monkey.
Hmm, I think is the ascending would Ian Yeah, Adult Swim.
Yeah, okay you see, Sano is just the sitting in the corner.
Jeb, what, what, what what do you need from me?
As I walk, you to the elevator. Stan, here's hungry.
Look, I'm full. I ate a whole lot today but
looks like he might need a little sustenance.
Yeah, they leave. Or can I just go?
I mean, look, I was just offering you a meal but if you
don't want to get out of here, you're not gonna try.
Kill me or anything. I can me and Timmy can go out to
yeah. 0 to 100 in your head and then he can go.
Oh math, okay, I might be here a while cool.
Bye. Well tend to be open guess I'll
see you guys later. Is there anyone downstairs?
Anyone going to try to kill me or did you mask your way up the
bill? Oh, shut up, Stan.
I'm going to throw a can of Bachelor Chow at him and it was
a go in the elevator. All right, I'm going to roll.
It's Athletics plus 219, Heroes, 21 and catches the guy And he
crushes it and just eats the Chow at the side of it.
It's retro. He do to me.
He feeds some to his to his little, hermit crab, you guys
can use the elevator first, I guess.
I'll see you later. Wow, all the videos said they
were really mean. They really are?
They killed everyone all the way up.
Why are you still alive? Because I'm a coward.
Oh well it's nice to meet you too.
Guys pour into the elevator. Yeah Sano sits in the corner for
a little bit. And then gets up and slowly
walks over to the elevator. And he is as having a big
existential crisis of like why he's here.
Are you having a breakdown? No.
No, I'm just kind of questioning my life.
The reason I'm here and why I'm with all of these wonderful,
wonderful people. Next up on Nolan's, why are
these elevators so long? It's one floor.
Not really. Can I look and see if there's a
panel that opens to the top of the elevator.
Wait, I'm sorry. Our Steve's British so
explosions won't work either. Okay, so what you're, what
you're saying is that guns don't work in here and everybody's
wearing a headset and can't see us.
I just feel like I'm in a Looney Tunes, madhouse currently.
And I'm just trying to process everything, I don't know.
You're waiting for. That's your that's your sword
Cube. This is your sword Q.
Wait wait, before you go - I don't just give me something got
an extra something. No I'm a I'm a figment of your
imagination. You're going cyber crazy because
you've done too much VR training.
Jeb, you will die. This this will be the end of
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