Before season two begins. It's a no latency blooper reel.
Last time you hacked in on Remy? No, no, it's been about an hour
spin. It's been 48 seconds in.
We have not recorded a goddamn thing.
I'll spin, I'm sorry. I can't be angry with you
because it is good content. That's why I'm just like, I'm
just so funny. So goddamn funny.
Poopy dicks and butts an excellent stuff, and now we're
ready. And now we're ready.
Worried already before that, you have to, you have to open.
Never recording being an ass hat.
So after you have yes it's all part of the casting with me for
three years, Kendall, I think you would know the tradition by
now, so it's not tradition. I imagine is some sort of
Witchcraft it is. It's more of a it's not a
compulsion at this point, right? Why shouldn't we get into
witchcraft their retro? Because it's almost Halloween
and I was Halloween. Yeah, one time is over.
How are you? Hey, of release.
Oh, Iona did not say poo, poo, pee pee dicks.
And butts. that was not something that I own a said, but
it's, but if you would like a clip of Ayanna saying, poo poo,
pee pee dicks, and butts, Poopy Dixon but Sheree also.
Now where else is it? Is it going to be dicks and
butts in pots or did Sandy B and it's like in and outs and but,
hmm, it's up to interpretation. Yeah.
Because who doesn't like, you know, a good anal explanation.
Something I can we get some poopy dicks and butts, and
character, please? Poo poo, Petey Dixon, butts,
poo, poo, pee, pee decks. And and but I guess, I don't
know. I don't know where Asano I
refuse. Should we get you some thoughts?
Thank you for, and I'll thank you.
Thank you for going along with the peer pressure.
Did every single the test every single NPC.
Could you do every single NPC say, we can we get a Steve Yes,
yes, PP dicks, and butts, and a tuna, and tuna, Pope OPP, dicks
and butts. The guy that we get our ammo and
stuff from all right, poopy dicks and butts and then the
sign. Thrower, what's his name?
Oh yeah PP Dixon Bots. Hi.
I think those are all of our like another.
Like you do I annoy? Yeah.
Oh yes. You did pull.
And the peepee in the bottom stock pots.
And stranger missing. All right, I'll poopy dicks and
butts now it's a collector. Yes, hello poopy.
Dixon box. Okay, now it's Ted.
Oh yes. Pull pull PP, Dixon bucks.
Great. That's all of us in creeping
thing and about being liked Wait, we turn on the podcast.
Okay, ping, please poopy Dixon Butts.
Oh, can we get one from? Um, 909 but also lady friend.
No, oh yeah. Joy dicks and butts know who
Peter Jackson? Who is the guy that we're
saving? What's his name Domino?
Can we go on from Donna? This is - no latency.
Can we get one from the evil AI as well?
Guard. Guard.
Yeah, it's about us. I don't.
Yeah, I can't think of anybody else.
I think you did Hilda. Welcome poop OPP.
Dixon Bots. Bang bang.
Okay. Now I love them.
That all these, this is going to be great.
I just need to point out that those were all pulled out of
your fucking ass because they you have to know Owen, you're
fucking NPCs is incredible. Well, thank you.
Yeah. No, that was really, really
good. What's really good?
The fact that you were like, oh yes, this is exactly what that
person sounds like. I was like, yeah, how I do
remember what my character sounds like I had to go back and
listen to the podcast today. Yeah, well, I mean, I love the
characters that we've all put together and like they wouldn't
be their characters, they are, if it weren't for you lot, like
it's half your reason, you know, Obviously, yeah, you're right.
It's all us. Yeah, you deserve nothing.
Let's move on. This is me being a twat night in
a recording booth like in weight.
Is that different than what we do now?
Try to laugh. All right, well, that's five
minutes of bollocks. Sure, we start a podcast.
It's I could be the one that says ppb parts and poops PP
repeat after me, everyone. Okay, everyone PP.
No poo poo. Poo poo, dicks in this.
But Danny, yeah, but you sure It's peepee poo-poo Dyson.
But like, you know, you know, like in and out.
My butt's little Dusty. Oh yeah, I've got Michael leg.
Spring noise. Boy don't don't.
Don't don't. What say sorry to Future binary.
We're here, we'll present, we just open the door.
It's a duck inside of the in decide this train.
I'm I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna say sorry to Future by any I'm
going to just just flip him off right now and then you can.
Remember at this moment when you're listening to it that I
flipped you off twice. That's that's not the ants baby.
Yeah. Counts as one.
Oh, I've had some more success with experiment 34C.
Or one in six. I've had some sip your morning
later. Yeah, boy.
Why would we may be recording a podcast?
We're all trying. I couldn't pptx in boats.
Oh no. They're speaking your native
tongue. I got a I got a written for just
now. The man in the tube downstairs
is a clone. What end of episode, two?
Ellie for that motherfucker. What are you talking about?
It's fun out of out of enjoy, dramatic music.
Like a, like a, like a telenovela.
Let me great musical stings. Yeah, totally agree.
No, we can do this this one, this episode's, a radio drama.
Every episodes of radio drama. I'm gonna die.
What the fuck are you talking about it?
Shut off an arm of his penis. I chop off his arm, his
happiness, sweetness large, and in charge.
I'm so sorry. It's my fat Glock gets in the
way all the time. Three guys come in come in what?
Was very good. Thanks just kidding.
Oh I'm sorry. I'm distracting your planning.
I'm sort of a bitch right now or I don't know.
Whatever. What?
But he takes a hit to his foot and him got fuck-all.
That's a steep hill. My good man.
Sent to be sensitive fingers. I will.
I'm mad about Pokemon. I will take it out on you, poopy
dicks and butts OPP. Fucking Pokemon shit in your
mouth. Almost Shoujo, my titties.
Whoa. Hey, no, latency listeners, it's
spoon. I play Jeb here on the show and
I've got a special announcement that you guys are going to love
because who doesn't love free stuff, binary and I have been
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The show is called system switch and it's called system switch
because every short season will be taking the same lovable
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We're switching So our first season follows, a crew of
Thieves who are trying to exact Revenge gain influence, get rich
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patreon.com forward, slash late, see why the fuck is my bed made?
The microwave isn't working can you talk to it?
What will these two get up to next?
I don't know why you keep sticking your Finger in that
part. That's not a bowling ball.
Oh God. That's the end of the episode to
shoot it still. It's been, it's been a minute
and a half since I said that this every minute and a half.
Yeah, why's 21 and a clit. Oh my God, content is that?
Oh yeah, no that's that's Prime. Blooper content.
Group was with super Popular. By the way, high engagement on
that shit. You guys ready to get spoopy is
going to do something here? I know.
But if he is it's too severe. The plan for him to be doing
something that's true. So I don't know about the rest
of you, but I'm getting some really nostalgic Vibes.
Right now of what, this reminds me of a really, really old movie
back on the big screen TVs, what the Matrix?
That's the 11. All right.
Well, I'm a first of all, out of character.
I'm what the fuck, how did you fucking pull back?
100% as soon as soon as you said I'm getting nostalgic feeling
about this, I was like, boom Matrix.
Yeah. Cuz it's six colors in the
security in the front with an elevator in the back.
Exactly fucking setup. Is basically everything.
What are you talking about? It's an extremely iconic scene
from The Matrix. All right, well, I guess I
haven't seen The Matrix since it came out.
So, is there anybody? Here, let me bring my microphone
back up to my face for purple, VP picks.
And but I set up looking as in Slaps fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you slap slap.
This is a question. What's the hip points for those
half Shields? Fifty fifty each.
Yes. So technically, I have 100
because I have two great. That's what I think you fully
charge them before you left. So yes, we did.
I said everybody with a half Shield house. 50 perception puts
tension once and off. Yes.
Okay, sorry, I thought some terrible for the recording.
Yes, you do like, you know me, my name is binary dragon and I
have a lot of lisp Moments for the blooper reel that you
create, they're just fat. And I like I said earlier, I'm
really funny. There are no one else is
literally literally, no one else on this podcast is it's funny
little dressing on the side for the right.
Ami Ami. I am the steak and you are Jeff
but Cato's Part of a balanced diet.
I was going to sing mushrooms. Why?
You felt a little bit more substantial?
I'm not adding butter. Fuck is what we talk to you
anyway. Okay, so I will just that go,
no, go go. And it looks like the next car
it's gonna be a doozy but a wild ride.
Let me just also I'll take it. I'll take that one.
Like all right. So before we get out of anyway I
do do we just storm in this time?
I'll let the good. What's up?
Boo. Boo the podcast please.
Hi I'm Jade. I'd like to take you back a
little bit. You might be wondering how I got
here. I'm gonna make that face into
this camera. You won't be there, Jade, but I
will make it into this case. One more time, it looks like
this room is going to be a doozy or our Aliaga take.
Take take three. It looks good.
No, I don't need your directions.
Looks like this room might be a doozy.
Squealing. Well, they're inside so mask
mandate says they probably have masks on Those are topical joke.
Let's move past it. Thank you so much.
Someone's getting me home. Wait, that's me.
It might giving yourself a Hummer I see.
All right. Yeah, that's right.
I have to record this late at night.
I don't know what to do and tell me if it's an animal, it's
partially sexual. They took a lot of Zelda.
All right I'm trying to keep it some dude I just saw that
alcohol exposed. Hey man that flush you were
eating was pretty damn tasty. It's all the lag, so much lag 0.
This is how yeah. Monster truck rally.
I'm glad I was muted for that because I think I would have
gotten a lot of shit. Whatever you say, I said, I said
salt and pepper the pig sounds. You'd rather not all right, here
we go. Here we go, here we go, here we
go again. Hold on.
What was that? It's good podcast.
Thanks, I was trying to say things but then both of those
Loops of this kid is so much said by other people.
Totally fine. I just get in there.
Quick enough rambling again and then there's another train
whistle. No God.
Oh God, this is clearly a charismatic impact.
Actually don't know what that is, but I did you say screw or
something? No, no smooch.
Oh, I thought you said, queer. Wicked screw something.
He's not that he's not that good.
Excuse me. This is a, this is a Christian
Minecraft server seems wife. Sure.
Windows Movie Maker. Co-star, cut the I said, smooch
smooch something. Okay, let me, let me this is I
was not expecting a role that I don't know why we are playing a
role playing game. This is I guess, and just to
peep on the curtain. Everything Joy has ever done
with you. Emotionally has been a dice
roll, I believe it. I have never chosen the thing
because every time you've rubbed badly.
So, just how do you feel about past?
Was that a word that I just don't know or Lord I know
either. I don't think I was like okay
cool, binary code on it. Okay, great back in back in
howdy howdy Dowdy. That's let me try that one.
Again tries to bring you if you will tries to brain.
Your brain is also a euphemism for fellatio.
But you put your shield on Earth, so you're sure.
Oh man, what happened? Poopy diction but I'm sorry, I
was just taking an interest in my in my friend's life I guess
I'll text you. Whoo, baby.
Dicks and butts. Yeah, fuck, you know it's
persuasion personal grooming that's not it perception.
At the very top of the very first column, huh?
Thank you. It's very helpful.
I appreciate that Nikolai please.
Remove your ass from my face nikolai's.
My cat listeners, you probably already knew that.
Where is resist torture drugs? Why do I lose the so that one?
I know that one's the top. Gotta keep em separated.
Can we go the Badlands? You are the worst that was
really loud and bad pod casting. All right, you had downstairs
into the basement? There's another map.
I didn't think there'd be another map.
Skip Skip, Skip Skip Skip. Skip.
Skip Skip. There's a party.
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