Last time on no latency side quest, Call up my girlies.
Hi, baby Wink. It's been a busy couple of
months. How far away are you?
I can give you a ride. Yeah, let's get some bubbles.
What's? Why is everybody closing?
I love crime and mischief. Hello.
Anyone here? Hey.
Oh, hi. Why aren't you open though is my
question. The Deal Hi I'm Tasty Randy
Chalet properties. Yikes.
Don't worry, we are going to save your bubble tea place for
so if you don't want to loiter or I get it, we'll just go.
These big, scary men are afraid of three.
Girls, keep on, OK? You guys, I do have a plan, but
I don't think you're going to like it.
I floor it. I'm gonna do a cool swerve.
I'm gonna try to get both of them.
Should be harder. I don't care.
It's what's cool. Style over substance.
You think I want to succeed? No, I want to look cool.
Drive Land vehicle. Sweet.
Awesome. Cool.
Using any luck? No 21.
You floor it, the car slides, you do the coolest drift ever.
Smack both of them and they fly to the north part of the area,
skidding to the ground and knocking them back in initiative
by two each. Yeah, fuck you, nerds.
And we're gonna say it is 3D6 damage, so roll ME3D6 yeehaw ooh
shit. That's cool.
Roll for seven damage on a 3D. Seven damage, each, noted all
right because you rolled high enough in your driving?
Check. Where do you want the car to
stop? That is an awesome question.
Like, I don't know. I kind of like want to hit and
run. I think I just like want to
swerve around and hit them and then just start driving the
other way. And then I'm going to be like,
OK, I'm going to back up. So you guys can pop out the
windows and shoot if you want, or we can leave whatever you
want to do you want us to. Shoot at them.
Well, you have a gun, right? Yes.
Yes, you're right. We should.
You don't have to. The option is on the table, but
I'll do whatever you want to do. Let's get them.
Then it's time grab my shot. Done from underneath the seat.
To roll for Initiative Coyote as you skid the vehicle facing away
from these two guards in this parking lot near this shipping
container or two. You find a little moment since
you rode highest on initiative. Well, I probably don't want to
get out of the. Vehicle since I'm the one
driving, but maybe that'd be kind of.
Cool. Since I have a moment.
This is so dumb. You guys are gonna hate me.
Can I try to run over the vending machine and break it so
we can get more stuff? 13 seats?
Absolutely necessary. I kind of already did the cool
thing I was gonna do, so if I have extra time right now, I
might as well just like, rack up those bonus coins, you know?
Roll. Roll the driving Check.
Cool, there's. Nothing I hate about that.
Ooh, that's A1 implosion for a 12.
You reverse the vehicle, try and do a really cool handbrake turn
and stop just shy of the vending machine, just boosting it ever
so slight. Damn it.
I like what your head's at though.
And I high fiber. Hey, thanks.
And do you do anything else with your turn?
Can I just like look around, get some bearings of like, is there
anything cool in this area that's like gonna help us in
this moment there are. 3 Porta potties to your left.
There is a vending machine behind you.
And then two guards who are getting up with their guns.
Cool. Yeah.
My next move is gonna be to run over them again, so I'll let
you. We'll do that at the next turn.
Teensy. Oh.
I pulled my shotgun from under the seat.
How far away are we from them? About 25 feet 20. 50 That's a
really. Yeah.
That's high ADV for that far away, All right.
I sigh and I pull out my heavy pistol.
Oh gosh. And I shout at the one on the
right. Cool.
Do it. Your first bullet flies past
them and misses. Hitting.
Some concrete in the distance. I shoot again and it's 16. 16
Yes, you do hit with that. Oh my gosh, how exciting.
The bullet hits them. How much damage?
3D6 5 + 4 for 9:00. Nine damage?
Yeah, that's really great. Yes, hello, Straighter Coyote.
You see his arm ripped and now his shoulder is exposed.
I want to use this baby. I called him a Shiner.
Do you? Stay in the vehicle.
I stay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cool. I kind of like lean back from
the window, so I sitting on the other side of the vehicle, I
like lean over Teensy to get through the window that she just
shot out of, so I can also shoot at the same one Teensy, one of
the things. That I didn't catch you up on is
I have quite possibly the coolest weapon of all time.
My. Joints and rue Hello Cutie Ultra
K8 assault. Pistol It's pink Phoebe.
Goes to cock it to like, get ready for their first shot and
as they cock it, it goes. It's so cute.
And then I shoot. That's Kawhi as hell. 19 Yes.
Did you shoot regular or did you shoot SMG?
I would like to shoot SMG. 18 That's a lot of damage, the
bullets. Blast out of the gun right next
to Teensy's face. The bullets fly through the air
and on The Voice of Teensy and the trigger finger of VV.
These bullets hit this guy square on, causing 19 damage.
That's a lot of damage. It's also enough damage to bring
him under half Hell's. What are you referencing?
What are you looking at critical?
Injury table maybe? The critical injury table.
So one of the bullets blasts across his throat and you see
him fall to the ground and clutch his throat.
It seems as though somehow you have pushed armor around, broken
it up and caused him to crush his wind head and he falls to
the ground and he's holding his neck.
He can breathe, but now he can't speak.
Scarily realistic, that. Is that is fucked up.
It's cute. It's fucked up.
What the? Fuck.
God damn it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where that came from, punk. The guy with his hand against
his neck on his knees reaches for his heavy pistol, points it
at the car and tries to shoot you through the window.
Obviously this is difficult because he's holding his neck.
He cannot use his assault. He also rolls a A Crip fail.
That's a even being a generous GM.
That's a 8. This guy's having a bad day.
He has a handgun of 6, so this
is bad. And the gun, as he fires it,
jams in his hand. OK, tell me how you really.
Feel He tries to fiddle with his gun because he fiddles with his
gun. He does not move.
He gets it working again and shoots you once more.
The bullet flies through the window and hits you for 16,
causing 6 damage and ablading your armor levy.
OK, my God, because. You're looking through the
window. That means you're not in cover
because there is no partial cover.
Inside the book. You're right.
Get her ass No more. No more.
Mr. Nice Gia. This is so your pug.
Bitch. Let's.
Be honest, it is only six damage, so your your armor just
goes down by 1 and nothing's true but but we're not.
It's not a clean fight, though. It's not a clean.
No, it's not. A bullet just came through the
window of the vehicle. It was quite disconcerting for
everyone involved. It went the wrong way.
And he grabs his friend and throws him, trying to get him to
the backside of the shipping container, rolling an athletics
check to see if he can do it. 14 Yes he does.
He manages to get his friend a little bit further back behind
the shipping container, not high enough to get him into full
cover, but enough to give the guy something to lean against to
give him a bit more of a chance. He will now can't move since he
did that and he turns to you, gets out his assault rifle.
Rolling a 20 causing 17 damage to the side of the vehicle.
Hey, watch the paint job. I.
Just did that, the mural. With all of the girls on, it is
brittled with holes. It would be nice because this
sounds like everyone who is inside the vehicle who is not in
the driver's seat, roll of Asian who's not.
And you said be nice. Phoebe and team seat, you said
everybody nice not. Me.
Can you normally dodge bullets? No, you're right.
This is nice. It's pretty nice.
I rolled the 15 off. All right, not good.
Now, the side of the vehicle does take some of the damage,
but it is just a piece of metal. It's not reinforced because
Coyote didn't say that it was a reinforced vehicle, just that it
was a van. It's just a man.
She's just getting her life together, you know?
She haven't upgraded anything. Wall of the of the truck takes 5
damage, which means you both hope 12 damage.
How correct? And after the damage has
settled, it is Coyote's turn. I think you see Coyote and she
you see her, see the mural now full of bullet holes, and see
like a single dramatic tear all down her face.
Oh, that's fine. His art is temporary.
And then she pours it again and tries to hit the guys.
Roll a driving, Check driving. Oh, tough on the van.
That's cool. Yeah.
All right, 2626. 26 More like 26 because this is about to be
fucking sick. You're not wrong. 26 I'm going
to say you get 4D6 damage on this guy, but because the other
guy was thrown behind the shipping container, you can't
quite get the angry. No, you're right.
I'm happy with this. This is a good day and some
well, not a great role, but not bad 10 damage. 10 damage.
Good, Yeah. Do you try and pin him?
That's a good idea. Do it.
All right. So he's going to try and evade
your pinning. I like that.
Let him do not. Great.
I'm going. To tell you right now, that's
not enough. Alright, great, he's pinned
under the car. Can I hop out?
And I'm going to pull out a baseball bat that looks exactly
like beanies. You want to beat the.
Chef. Done.
Do you also have a baseball? I think I, you Coyote, saw yours
and was like, I'm going to get one that looks just like her
because I'm her best friends, stickers and everything.
And then you ignored all my calls for two.
Months. Nice.
Whisper in Bebe's ear. Yeah, she really missed you.
I can. Tell.
Imitation is this Larma flyery. Or.
Or this could be a creepy stalker thing.
I'm not sure I'm going to pull out my the bat and I'm gonna try
to hit him like a bunch. And I would say this is for my
friends. If.
This is for the bad. Then roll for it.
And this is for Reeves at the Bubble Cafe.
This is so silly, you guys right?
For a 17. Oh, that's good. 14. 14.
You smack this guy under the wheel as hard as you can with
the bat a few times and he does 14 damage, taking him under
half. Health.
Roll through D68 and his free leg tries to defend himself and
you smack across his lower leg and crack it in half.
You guys inside hear blood spurt across the inside of the vehicle
and it just covers the the front hubcap.
God damn it. Good thing that you used all
your actions. You're right.
You're lucky it's gonna be another 6 seconds before I could
beat your ass. Oh shit.
Yes. 1% is that long? I don't have.
Very long, but alright. I get out of the car and aim my
shotgun at him and I say where's Dean not?
Here. I shoot 13. 13 Yeah, Well, I
mean you you basically point blank.
Yeah, oh Boo. 3 ones. Love that.
But two fives? So 13. 13 damage.
The bullet goes off from your shotgun, hits him in the chest
and his chest cracks open and he screams in pain as he dies
underneath the vehicle. Question.
I need both you and Coyote to roll evasion.
Oh. Cool.
Cool 23. God 21.
You both avoid a large splash of blood in a really cool, nasty.
I like Matrix set. It's in Sloma, yeah.
I just sad stuff it. And that is the end of your term
teensy. Do you move anywhere else?
I can't get back in the vehicle, can I?
You're not that far. OK, I'll get back in the vehicle
to have cover from the other guy all.
Right, you get back in the vehicle.
And they say you're not funny. Think about your questions and
answers. VV It's your turn.
Look. And VV leans out the window
again, ready to shoot again. I'm a doctor and I can help.
You if you tell us. What if you tell us what we need
to know, where Dean is, I'll fix your throat.
I hired you roll something. Roll persuasion.
You sound like meatball or something. 11 Can I?
I'm going to roll against that, OK, and I use luck to make you
roll up to minus from your roll 3 points.
Three points. All right, dig it.
This one over. He sort of points at the other
guy underneath the the truck and gives an indication like you
killed that guy. Yeah, and we could kill you too.
Alright, if you're not gonna comply, I'm gonna shoot.
I'm just and I'm gonna roll the extra 2D6.
Oh, you're doing that fun. So that's. 19 damage, and as he
puts his hand up, the bullets blast through his upper left
pectoral and the holes are so clean you can see the smoke
coming off them. Blood pours down, his chest,
stains his shirt, and he falls to the ground dead and combat is
over. I just don't know why.
I really needed to resort to that.
They were being so extra about it, you know?
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I'm sorry about your mural. You know what?
Like I I've been reading this new novel, like the artist
journey or whatever. And like, you know, like
sometimes you got to destroy your art in like, so you can be
reformed. So and maybe, maybe you guys can
help me with it this time. I would love to.
I've got glow paint, so so you know.
It's a good idea. I like the way you're thinking,
little one. All right, let's check these
guys, see if they have. I see if they have any
identification on them. Who hired them?
I have a feeling I know who, but maybe we can confirm it actually
to see the address also. Sure, Roller, D 10/10/10 out of
10. Yep.
You find 2 doses of synth coke. Yes, one.
Guys, who is going to party? There's only two.
But I've got the bubble tea, so you can split.
It oh, you're fine. So while Coyote is jumping for
joy, is enjoying like, flipping this synth, deciding whether
they're going to take it or not. Because we don't know yet.
You two also search the bodies and what you find are the keys
to the front door of this place and one of them has a patch in
their pocket that was Velcro to their chest and that chest, says
Randy. Yep.
Just. As.
I suspected just as I I was going to say the same thing.
A couple of lagoons. For this.
Guy. Wow.
I mean, they kind of made it sound like Dean was alive,
though, so that's good. Yeah, I guess we should
investigate his. Yeah, yeah.
Investigate his thing here inside.
Let's go. Let's check it out.
Yeah. Oh wow.
It's a It's clean in here. I expected it to be like a messy
little container. It's.
It's actually pretty nice in here.
Vivi Rock reception. It's actually like.
Disgusting. It's actually fairly clean, and
at first you're like, wow, it's really nice in.
Here it's a Model 1. Moment. 22 as you get closer and
closer to the Kitchener area at the end of this first shipping
container because this home is 2 shipping containers welded
together. The smell of bleach gets a lot
stronger. No, the keys work on this door
too. The door in front of you that
connects the two shipping containers is locked.
I pick it. Roll for it.
So if I have lock picking tools, does that help at all or is that
just like cool? Yes.
Yes, it does, cuz I'm that GM and that sounds fair.
OK, what? How does it help?
It lowers your DB OK, it's the best.
Kind of help. It's like you don't need to do
more math either. 1717 Well, it's it's a it's a door in a
shitty shipping container building.
So the DV was 13. You're fine.
The door unlocks. So good at.
This get access to the rest of the room.
This room smells a lot like and in the corner.
You've now realized this place doesn't really have a bathroom.
There's a sink with a hose for washing water.
There are water stains on the ground, but the ground near this
area looks a lot more bleached. The smell is coming from this
corner. This corner I guess I'm gonna
take a look at at the sink, yeah.
Is there anything weird about it with the smell?
It smells like bleach and iron. Bleach and iron.
Like blood done. Well, you're a medical
professional. How would you check for?
Blood. Let me do a Let's see what's a
good role for this. I guess I'll do medical.
Test 20 Yes, they got a black light.
A black light. Good idea.
Somebody has lost just under a pint of blood.
Ooh, they're probably alive because the.
Pipes are not much. But not a great amount of blood.
No, definitely not OK. Anything else in this room that
looks weird suss. What is that?
Why? Why were they guarding an empty
shipping pending? Yeah, and.
What did they do to him? If it is him that they did
something to, they tried to clean it up.
I guess they didn't do a very good job.
It's really hard to clean up. Blood completely.
Probably should have gotten some more info from those guys before
murdering him. That's all right.
They weren't. Very helpful.
I don't think they were gonna help me.
Can I go through the the bed? This is a bed in here, right?
There's a bed in this little room on that's the other
shipping container. There's a bedside table, a
computer that's on but with a screen saver and A and a chest
of drawers. I go to the computer.
Well, coyote ruffles through the bed sheets.
Yeah. You Who's rolling for what
first? I can roll something, yeah, I do
that. If you're rifling through the
bed. Yeah, rifling.
I don't know. That would be looking for things
concealed. Reveal objects.
Sure, That feels right. Not that that does me any
favors. For a cool 9.
Nine, you find a Romounce novel titled The Unicorns of Sex Land,
oh. Wow, this book is bomb.
I read it when I was like 13 and it like, changed my life.
Wow. Oh, that's nice.
I rolled and. 1/2 eaten synth chocolate.
Bar oh synth like drugs. No, it's just synthesized.
Synthesize. It's not cable.
No, I wrote a 19 for basic tech on the.
Computer. Yes, you do a little bit of work
on the computer and you discover two things.
One is an e-mail from the landlord and 2A button
underneath a folder on the desktop that simply says open
close door. Cool button.
What do you want to look at first, the letter from the
landlord. All right ladies, I have found
something from Mr. Randy Chalet. Dear tenants, a series of
packages were left on your property.
They've been moved to a UPA and. S Warehouse at a cost to you.
Payment is required in person for your items, location, and
return. Please note as part of the lease
agreement you sign when you took on the property, section 47-37TY
agrees to not keep objects outside for longer than is
necessary, including boxes, vehicles, and large items.
Thank you for not parking on property since the previous
infraction 5 eddies has been deducted from your fine for good
behavior management. Since you have a beautiful
reading voice, thank you so much.
I'll read that book out loud to you sometimes.
Oh, that sounds so good. So this guy's so, so shady.
So shady. Yeah, they seem to just be like
picking their tenants for any little thing that they possibly
can. Yeah.
So OK, so maybe he like didn't go get it and they came here and
he resisted and and then they dragged.
I don't know. I'm going to push this with this
other button. What's this other thing?
Push it. Do you push it?
What does it say? And.
It says open closed door. Yeah, I push it.
Oh. I knew something.
It out. There was an issue about this
corner. I just couldn't.
All right. Vivy's going in.
We're going in nothing. And you've you've found Dean's.
Little storage area for his drugs behind a secret door at
the back of his bedroom. The thing is, you open up the
cabinets and find basically nothing.
It seems as though his stash has run out.
Nobody seems to have broken in here.
The guards didn't find this room, but.
He's out of drugs. Well, thing is how a large box
was outside and got taken. Those were probably his drugs.
Maybe. So this Randy guy probably
definitely has them. Yeah.
But if we go confront them? I.
Don't know if he's going to have a lot more of these guards and
stuff. He's yeah, I agree.
It's like a it's like we can handle this, but we can't handle
like, yeah, the whole landlord and his.
Right operation of evilness. OK, but like like what if, what
would it be like? Hey, this other journey, Coyote,
let's go. Come on this journey with me.
Look into your mind's eye. What if?
We were looking to rent an apartment or a shipping crate
and this is our first apartment. We're so excited, naive and
excitable potential tenants. OK, fresh it one on our own.
I like this idea. I like where this is going and
we go and we go talk to the landlord and like infiltrate
under the guise of like wanting that and then maybe like teensy
sneaks up and like does a lock picking thing steal some
documents or something or like, I don't know, I didn't really
get much farther than this, but like.
We just like show up and we're like, hey, like we're looking
for a new ship. And Crate, do you know of a
place we could rent? And then we're in there.
We get them alone and then chill them.
Or if not, we don't kill them. We do.
We do whatever you want. Whatever you want.
We could killing might be too much.
We could. I mean we could kill him or
threaten him or extort him. I mean, I think I like where
you're going with this because steal all his money.
I just. And want something to pin on him
if we do confront. Yes.
Except we have none. Yeah, but he he If that crate
was full of drugs, he probably has it.
And yeah, NCPD is right outside ready to take him in because we
know he has the drugs. More like, like, like, do we
know somebody who does the screen sheets?
Like, maybe, like, we'll ruin him.
Like you'll never work in this town again.
Like totally Lassie landlord covers up for secret drug
operation. What if we?
Said Calculate fake badges, you guys.
I'm such a good artist now I could, I could make us fake
badges and we're private detectives.
Exactly. Exactly.
So we go in and we're like, oh, like I'm just, I'm just a.
New like tenant. I've never had an apartment.
And then we're like, and then we're like, surprised, we're
actually cops. And then we take outside and
we're like, we're going to take you down to the station.
And then we're like, just kidding.
We're not really cops and we kill.
Him. I don't know.
I don't know how that this is a good plan.
I like this. I I honestly.
You guys like, I know I'm not the smartest, but like, I
literally can't see anything going wrong.
Your artistic vision for this plan is truly top notch, Coyote.
Thank you. Thank you.
I say we you, you work on those badges, but we definitely go in
like we want an apartment or I mean a shipping container and
see if we can sculpt things out and like that we can save the
other stuff for like if we need it.
Yeah, good idea. And then?
We kill him or we don't. Whatever you guys want to do.
And we steal all of his money now.
This is all that. I love this idea so much.
You know what would make me love this idea even more?
Synth coke. I shake the vexes.
What if, Coyote? What if we kill him and we make
you the new landlord? I don't want to be a landlord,
dude. Who do you think I am, man?
We just got so good at planning. I thought you deserved to be
employment and and power and. I live out on the open Rd.
You can't contain me and a shipping container.
You say as you grab a glass from the counter.
I throw. I throw her.
The one of the packs of bubble tea says you can split it in
two. This is going to be perfect,
because then we'll have one leftover if we split both.
And we could give that one to Reeves.
Sure, yeah. Or for me again later.
Or for you again later. Whoever wants it, you guys want
you do what you want to do. I'm more of like a caffeine kind
of gal, but yeah, well. Hey, I got good news for you.
This right here, it's like caffeine, but better.
I would take it with discretion. As I have seen people get
addicted. You're not going to get
addicted. I think we're best happy.
This is, this is a special occasion because, like, we only
hang out every couple months. We're not like, this isn't like
we're doing it every night. You guys, this is like, ooh
girls night. Let's go fuck over a landlord
and then kill some guys, do some dress and just have a good time.
Yeah. And you rip open a drawer and
there's a bunch of bubble tea lids and bubble tea straws in
this and. You guys.
Holy shit. I couldn't have planned this
better. All right, all right, all right.
It is a special night for some synth coke.
Cheers. Who's doing synth coke?
I guess we all are all. Of us.
All of us, like maybe me and Teensy will do like half.
No doses. No, there's there's two doses.
We have the splitter. Everybody's doing coke.
We're all doing coke. It's split because I have the
one in youth this this. Episode may contain references
of. This warning, Yeah, content
warning. You are the content warning.
Listen, this episode, you guys listen with discretion because
you said that with the bubble tea, once you split one thing of
synth Coke in two, that's what you said.
OK, so. Yeah, it makes 1 dose 2.
It's a duplicator bubble tea makes.
Yeah, and makes if you use double the bubble tea, you can't
tell there's drugs in it. Party all night like taste wise.
Yeah, so you could use that to like.
Drugs. Oh well, definitely need to save
this last dose because maybe we drug the landlord.
Shit, we drug him. Go in for like tenants, hey?
We're just. We want a new apartment.
Just kidding. Here's a drink, though, and now
you're drugged. And now we're NCPD.
And just kidding, now he killed you.
And that's the plan. It's good.
I like it. Do you?
Do you do you drink the Synth Coke bag?
Yeah, I think I'm drinking it while I'm talking.
Roll resist torchy throat. Perfect.
Excellent. Yeah, I guess we're all doing.
We're all doing great tonight. Ooh.
It's girl's night. Do you add any luck to that?
Yes. I will Add all the rest of my
luck points. OK, how many?
Which is 3 OK. You meet the DV for synth coke.
You are not addicted. Thank you God.
But for the rest of this adventure, you have +1 to Reflex
Ooh. Maybe this ain't so bad.
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
I would also like to add luck. Okay, What did you get, Coyote?
I got a 10 addiction. Yeah, no, you're addicted.
To Synth Coke, I think I probably already was, yeah.
For the next 4 hours, you get the benefits of Synth coke.
Teensy. A weird thing happens as a
person who's never really done synth coke.
You you do it in the drink, but in Case No one else has noticed,
you're already fairly hyper. So because you only took half.
You didn't really get enough bubbles.
They all went to VV and so VV gets plus one to Reflex.
Coyote gets plus one to Reflex. You just feel nice.
Oh. You don't get a benefit, but
you're not addicted. OK, I'll take it.
Because you just didn't get enough bubbles.
It's fine. I'm a cafe in girly.
I don't know how to roll with the sins.
Coke. You know what?
The first time you do it, you don't like.
Some people don't feel it alright and I get scared, so you
don't do enough. You know.
So did we save some to potentially give our?
Yes. Once again, I content where I do
not endorse, don't. Do drugs, people, but let's drug
them. Let's Landlords aren't people.
This is true. This is true, especially this
one. And you guys step outside and
you step outside to. This macabre horrific scene as
there is a car over a dead man with his chest blown open.
There's another guy with several bullet holes in his chest and
these guys are guards from the place you're about to go to and
this is a scene outside the property that they are working
for and one of them has a Radio One and you hear anyone, anyone
good at in person do. You want us to come down and
check? On you, I'll do it.
I'll talk on the radio. Are you good at Hello I'm.
Good. At everything I've ever done.
You do it. Hello.
I'm. I'm good at everything.
Put up, Put up. Hello.
Hello Do. It I'll pick up the radio.
Yeah, I'm good, man. We just, we're picking up some
super smoking babes over here. But like, so that's why I was so
busy. You know what I'm saying, bro?
Chew. Roll Persuasion.
Is it persuasion or acting? I think they're both bad.
Whatever you wanna do, you can
do either. What is persuasion?
Oh, it's a little bit better. All right.
We'll do that. Yeah, 15. 15 Yeah, it's a
plausible story that they would meet chicks in this.
Area Ohh. Cool golf or like Amazon?
The first one. Cool.
Go. Alright, well don't forget we
got that meeting later. Yeah, Sorry, I'm.
I I deleted my calendar off the cloud.
Can you give me the details of where that meeting is one more
time? You're coming to our place
later, right? VB side of the background
totally. Big Get.
For that, that's that's great. That's.
That's that really adds. I like.
That. No, you don't do the block.
It's gonna meet us at the park. Just come by to the office.
I I got the address in the book, not the receptionist.
Sorry. Uh, yeah, the the receptionist.
What was her name again? Macy.
Macy, Right. That's cool.
Um. Would it be, like, a weird thing
for me to bring some of these smoking babes too?
Or like whoa. Whoa, whoa, walk away from the
women all the way. Walk.
Away. I'm away.
Yeah. No there.
What do you you? Gonna bring shit.
Like there's two of you, right? Yeah.
Alright, well there's one of me. How many chances to go?
There's there's three smoking hot babes right here in this
vicinity. No, but you?
Alright, cool. Oh my God.
Gotta take them to the Bubble Cafe because we fucked that
place up. So I'll see you later.
OK. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Before you go, you. Fucking Pulse.
Alright, sorry, I didn't mean to raise my voice.
Alright guys, there's a meeting somewhere.
Not at the Bubble Cafe. There's a receptionist somewhere
at the office named Macy, and I said that there were three
smoking hot babes going there, but there are no guys.
So. I don't.
Know that. What do you do with the bodies?
Do you leave them? Here Are there any dumpsters
around? Oh, we shove them in the Porta
potties. Oh, good idea.
There's two porta potties. Perfect.
Right. You shove these dead men into
the Porta potties. I don't think you need to roll.
Back that I say, hey guys, check it out.
And they pulled out his pants like he like, he like he dipped
it on the toilet. I do it to.
The other one. Very inspirational.
You're such an artist. And you close the porta potties
and turn it on to occupied. Right.
So the office. Yeah.
To the office next. Time on no legacy side quest.
Gonna be hot chicks. We're already hot chicks.
Blackmail is ass. Girls night we can do whatever
the fuck we want. Gonna get a place to live
because we're homeless. Do to do.
You could be friends with me. May I investigate further?
Slip her the other sip. Cook something that's nice and
spacious. Good for three.
Oh. God, I'm so sorry.
I don't want you to hear this. Oh my gosh.
Bad dancing is in fact more distracting than goodness.
Tell us more. Yeah, I love speeding.
Let's. It's.
A buff wizard riding a wolf howling at the moon.
Sorry you don't have taste. Now he gets snack you.
Can call her nice lady with the baseball.
Bat. I'm sorry, Dean, because the
jacket is full of friendship. We are in the wrong profession,
guys. Wow, I'm impressed.
I would love nothing more than they get some bubble tea.
Finally, we can actually have our girls night.
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