Last time on no latency sciquest.
Here's the plan on my signal lineups that we take out three
people immediately. So we don't go in guns
a-blazing. We just go in swinging.
That's a swimming. Jeb has this race.
Can't even invite me to it. What a dick.
Mr. Jab this the jab is the time is a plan B time.
All those planes gone to shit. Hey Doc, couldn't see that
address real quick go. Hey, this looks exactly like the
warehouse you're supposed to jump, jump.
I feel like I should Go with you to the warehouse, okay?
So you're telling me that this sick, son of a bitch adding is
Cape enjoy in the wire house that's set to explode and we
jump over it. Yeah, really messed up.
Now that you say it that way. Oh, he was never gonna let her
free and son of a bitch was just gonna kill her anyway.
That's good. What's that?
Doug, beach ball. Now this, here's the AI.
Wow. That's yep.
Now nine list this yeah this nice Maya.
This nice man's gonna put now this nice man.
It's names. His name's to them and he's
going to fit you inside of my bike.
I'm just gonna put the pork on top here.
Plug-in on top. Yeah, but Do you know like
metaphorically is consciousness be inside the bag, right?
I mean so of this is sort of like a tandem thing.
It just plugs into the tech in your bike and is able to control
it. I will that's relief.
Well he's the connection to the today to the SI or AI is
mechanical the moment you touch those handlebars.
I'm it disengages from the AI, it's a safety feature.
A bit like the testers in the 21st century.
Well, listen, I know you're good.
You're you're gonna have control of my back.
Reels. Yeah no I need you to look me
right in the eye balls. I don't got one.
Each one individually. Now just look at the rat one.
Okay. Okay.
It's pretty. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty,
no. You have to understand that if
you so much, is put a scratch on my back.
No, no no 9. Yes.
You understand code, right? Well, if you get a scratch on my
back them, I'm a decommission you.
I'm gonna delete your Consciousness from existence.
Is that clear? Is that code, compiles?
Flea bite, bite bite. It's a good point.
All right. Well, if you are only allowed to
scratch my back, if it saves my last or another, one of our
friends laughs Good friend to tuna.
Yes. And then he leaned and then Jeb
leans in. No he's not he's not friends.
That's it. No, no, he's playing.
He's great with you hear me sort of gingerly picks up the auto
drivers is install it. All right, then using a
screwdriver or for a dog. I see where your friendships.
My lovely. God damn it, man.
Swear to God. Just listen, just take good care
of her. All right, that's all.
Yeah, we're doing the job kid. Have you already figured that
out? Yeah, you told me on the ride?
Yeah. But is it all like all the
maths? All good.
I'm making a little sack. It's pretty simple.
I used to run an entire facility.
Cancel words, nine. Both of our lives are in your
hand. Well, well, and I plug them in
and you grab him like a big beach ball and you just shove
him onto this. And he goes, right, and the
Vikes lights or change the same color as nines.
I Has he forgotten about that? I forgot about it.
It's just expansive and I haven't had to use it yet?
Yeah. Well I'll refill the nurse and
you've got enough jump-jet. Boost for two jumps.
No more. Don't try and do it their job.
It will explode. All right node.
All right. Don't get cool with an AI as
well because you know, they're illegal.
Yeah, yeah. Listen right now, you under no
circumstances, even if it would save somebody's life, you are
not allowed to use that horn. Christ.
And Jeb heads out to the beginning of this race that he
never agreed to never. Meanwhile, retro and V whoever
now abbreviated to just V. I like it.
It's just the name of the main character in the video game as
well. Oh, yeah.
Pretty great about that arrived at this abandoned warehouse, at
the end of the race, and the end of the race.
The top of this building has been blown out and there's a
Tramp over the top of it. It seems pretty derelict, it
doesn't look like there's anyone there.
But your arrived outside all the same.
This is your only lead. All right.
How are we going to do this? I mean, I don't know how many
people might be in there and it's just two of us now.
Yeah, we're in the same boat here.
Well, I mean we can take a look around see where our points of
Entry or at and yeah, I guess. So what's will will do an ocular
pat-down on the building raw perception?
I to look around and 17 and 18. Very good.
YouTube, very good. All right.
See you a stain that this building used to be a secure
Warehouse. So the front door is the only
entrance and all of the products would have been in fireproof
casing. The only people who would ever
got hurt in the event of a fire. Are people not products.
This means that the front door is open, but the door inside of
that. Is probably locked.
You've seen this kind of Warehouse many times they're
designed again to save the products and not people.
Yep. Sounds like corpo Ingenuity
there. Yeah, well, this is our only
point of entry then it's yes, we have no choice.
Then, let's see what we can do inside.
You just going to walk in through the door.
Yeah, we did. Well, we didn't see any of the
security outside, for sure. Yeah.
There's no security outside.
Yeah, I guess so. Cool.
You doing anything as you open that door.
Yeah, I'm definitely checking the hinges along that to see if
there's any kind of trip wire, whether it's physical or laser,
excellent. Yeah, roll something.
Are you honestly think perceptions probably the best
1020? It's beautiful.
Excellent. Yes.
As you open the door? You notice no traps around the
door. It's actually a little off, its
hinges. What you do notice with your 20
though is it right across from the door is a piece of glass and
on the other side of the glass has a desk and a computer and a
chair. And in the distance, you can see
one guard walking away from the glass and turning a corner.
Hmm. All right, we gotta be very
careful. Definitely got people inside
here aside from Joy. Maybe we can time it so when
they're not really looking, we can sneak in and see if there's
something else in there. Well, we gotta definitely low
getting past this. Yeah, glass, there's no one
there right now. So, will she go over the next
door real quick? Okay, this is a nice simple dv2
stealth in My sister thin. I'm going to use some luck for
this one. So nice.
Good choice. Where is my stealth know if I
have any skill. Okay, so I'm going to do two
points of luck. So I'll add plus 2 to this role.
Very good, very good. Yes, you both wrote a 16 I'm
just you get a bonus for that as you walk around the room.
One of the vending machines actually has something in it in
the tray in front and there's just a A medkit sitting there.
Yeah, I gotta grab that then unless you want a video on it, I
have plenty of medkits. So if you want to grab one, I
have plenty of a big wig over here.
I'm bit of a klepto. So, yeah, I'll just snatch that
putting my picture me, no back back, turn into a Tetris piece
and fit inside. Okay.
And as you get up to the door, it is locked normally.
You would get buzzed into this room.
You see the buzz lock on the wall.
So it's electronic lock, then. Yes, I'm a hack.
It do your Tech thing, my dude. That's a, that's a great 32.
Wow. Great 32.
Basic Tech. Well done.
Yes, you managed to manipulate the magnet and it opens silently
because you rolled a 32 and the door swings open and then smacks
against a big sack that just had some soft stuff in it.
And the door is silent and you also rolled high enough with
that silence to see another guard just pass between two
shelves. On your right hand side.
Oh man. Okay, so potentially there's two
cards. Well, based off just around the
corner, your two shelves. That way.
Another one near those two shelves in front of us.
So I know that I went down the middle of them so we should
possibly go around as far as we can to the back end here.
Yeah, maybe we just won't run to the wall and try to kind of of
sneak around them, maybe they don't work.
Yeah, and with that. Okay, okay, I'm gonna follow
you. Okay.
All right. Roll stealth.
I'm using two luck points on this one.
Oh no. I will remind you.
You do have inspiration. I was about to say, I'm going to
use my inspiration, she wrote a grant to fail now and so on a
Stealth Pro it's good to get rid of it.
Now before the main choice, yeah, right 21 on stealth.
Yes, your re-roll saved your bacon.
Also the TV you managed to roll a crit. 28 on stealth.
Whoo. So you both with your crit role
you both managed to scoot past the opening where you're fairly
certain the guard would have seen you but luck would have it.
It's almost like you rolled a crypt luck would have it.
Yes. Because you used your luck?
At least one of you did that. Actually that guard, which you
couldn't see is just bend down to tie, their shoelaces So
they're actually right there the other side of a shelf and
there's lots of boxes in the Shell.
So he can't see you. You can see him just between the
cracks of the different objects on the Shelf, but he's not
paying attention because his shoelaces are untied.
It could just jump on good, but I have a sneaking feeling this
more than one right now, you're probably right.
Okay, okay. Let's let's let's try to move
along the perimeter here. Maybe we can get a better.
Our idea of how many are here and I like that plan.
Yeah. I'm going to say the stealth
roles. You have give you enough
movement that you can move to the other side of a building
along this wall. Yeah.
So we'll just keep hitting all this, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I'm just as you get to the very end of the building walking
along the Shelf very quietly. There is no one in the back
corner. If it is just this one guy, I'm
gonna like peer down the shelf and see if where they are now if
I still tying their shoes if they turned around and maybe we
can move forward, the guy I'm Gonna Roll for this.
He I rolled a 2, he is staring at one of the boxes trying to
work out what's in it because they will have codes and stuff.
But it's all dusty and abandoned Tech and he's trying to work out
but worth something. You getting a board guard on
patrol, Vibe now's our chance and I'm just like, I'm like,
let's run and I will not run, but let's go castle of saying
stuff about robotics. Yeah, let's Scooby-Doo over to
the door. All right?
You get over to the door. And it is unlocked crap.
Well, my experience tells me. That this door is probably going
to be more than just one person in here.
Should we just should we just go in with our weapons?
And like, we're ready to go? Yeah, I have an idea.
I'm going to use my tool hand. Is there a Gap underneath the
door? Yes, I'm going to use my tool
and to extend a small mirror that I use for sometimes getting
inside of small Banks, nice underneath and see if I can
mirror inside to see if there's anything I can look.
I love that recreative, I like that.
Do you get your inspiration back?
I love that. It's very simple.
To say as long as you don't quit fail on a perception, check that
you get that seems fair. It's very, very creepy.
So I'm going to reward that fucking 21 on perception.
Fuck you Jim. But so don't get mad at me
because you didn't. I'm not gonna give you the last
couple times. Do you find a friend?
So as you look under the door, you can see a very specific
amount of space because of how thick the doorway is.
And on the right there is this big set of shelves with more
boxes on it. And you can see that there's a
light on behind it, something on the other side of their directly
in front of the door though, standing in the only opening to
the rest of the room is a really, really big dude.
A big, big dude. Lot of augments looks mean as
anything. There's a really, really big
dude with a lot of arguments on after the side of this door.
Great. I really don't want to fight
anymore, people, I mean We don't have to fight, we don't have to
Kill Ya. Nice that they're supposed to be
in here. They're kind of already signed
their death warrant so I guess you're right.
Is there anything on the just view would be glancing around
and looking at the shelves, what is on these shelves?
Is there anything that they're storing in here?
That looks good? Interception.
Okay. Oh, that's Accra Phil, not good.
It's an 11. It's not, I mean it is a crit
fail but it's an 11. You don't notice a lot.
The one thing you do notice and you should relay this to Retro
all the boxes have the same shitted.
That's all. You know, you recognize the code
is just derivative of each one, which means they're just
sequentially. All from the same shit.
So, I don't do. You wonder about your what they
could possibly be storing in here by the way because all
these boxes just look like they have the same the same shit and
mm-hmm. Yeah, let's let's crack One
open. Quietly.
All right, open it. Turn it.
Think what to use here for 15? That's enough.
It was a DV 12. Okay?
As you open the box, it's full of C-4 means that this entire
Warehouse is full of sinful. Ha, ha ha.
I mean, that makes sense if it's supposed to Explode.
I was thinking fireworks, but man game changer.
Let's go to liquidate the number of jumps over it.
That but wait, how many crates are in here?
Yeah, that's what I thought. 22 and how much C4 is in them.
There are four of the regular pieces that you would buy for
tuna. Okay, thinking about what I know
about C4 in real life, it is big explosion.
If you time the explosion, just right, it'll be behind them in a
cool way in the race. I mean, that's the idea.
So this place is just filled with explosives.
And this guy's not care. They just wanted to blow up with
this place. Yeah, in the silence.
You hear that? God talking to himself.
Told us what's in these boxes? I'm gonna grab the crate, okay,
and I'm not going to use my hand was going to hold it by lighter
in the other hand. Okay, I have a plan to distract
the big guy. I need you to sneak around and
get past them. Well, I distract him, okay?
Okay. Now don't be worried but it's
dangerous as fuck. I won't cry.
Okay, yep, you're the boss. Okay, let's do this.
I'm going to burst in the door. Making a big scene hopefully
inside. Not Doing it for outside.
And I'm going to have the crate and I'm going to light my
lighter and I'm going to say I'm about to blow this whole fucking
thing. And that's this big guy and he
looks you straight in the eyes, no problem.
I can do that too. He just pulls a gun out and
pointed behind the shelving unit motherfucker.
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A little bit of a smaller Applause but still tours and one
guy gets. We start.
So you made it motherfucker. I mean, grabs his bike.
All right. So what you have here, Jeb in
front of you, are the three main stages of the race.
You've got, are your initial one.
Before you on your little screen?
You can see you've got to do a skid around a really weird turn.
You got to take a right and then an immediate drift left, it's
fairly difficult. Then you're gonna go through a
few of the corporate areas. Left.
Another left in an array through their districts go.
And very quickly through traffic.
And then you've got to jump over and apparently exploding
Warehouse apparently. Now, just to pull the curtain
back a bit from now, on with your bike, your bike can roll a
driving check automatically. It does not roll now, when nines
installed, if you get nine to drive, nine just has one number
that they put out. Every time they drive, they
never fail, but that never create.
Either, they roll 14 every time, I will guarantee you that at
least some of the things that you have to do with your bike
will easily pass with a 40. Whether some will not the
consequences of not passing those driving checks moves, you
forward or back in this race line.
Just mathematically. My drive land vehicle is a 17.
So the over one intent, I've only ever one in 10 chance?
Yes, getting anything less that you if you quit fail on that,
you go backwards regardless of what level you get in this.
And if you don't drive, you can do something else, right, right.
Right. Like, if you're driving, you had
to give up a shot with your gun. If not, you can ride it like a
horse, so be aware. Are of that.
You can choose to give up your driving check, rely on nine to
roll a 14. Hopefully, that's enough.
And it's not always the first check in each section, guys,
randomized. By dice.
I did decide this before now, so I just robbed a bunch of those.
All right. All right, read before the race
starts. I want to radio into my buddies.
So did you guys find Joy yet? Or what, we're just about to
enter the warehouse. Make it quick, retro work it.
All right. For what Remy for having the
love of my life. Kidnapped dance.
That's great. All right.
Eddie you son of a bitch. Let's get this over with Yeah.
Where is she by the way, gentlemen, they's and them's.
It's time for the race to begin. Music starts and at this block,
a full-on racing like been set up and you can see classic
American style. All right key role.
Oh yeah, you let 9 wrong. I gotta get ahead of it.
Okay. Drive land vehicle 26s.
Excellent work. Yes, you move forward while
driving check. He rolls in 18.
Not as much as you. You do really well.
And he is in the same area as you, but behind you.
And as you come up to this first Bend, you've got to take a very
quick, right? And then skid left almost half a
circle so you got us killed. 180 degrees.
This is going to be tough. If you have any creative ways of
dealing with this, I would say. So now just years of practice I
mean, on a motorcycle that's going to be extremely difficult.
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna tuck in and bring her down.
Scraping my knees, scraping the pegs.
No nine. You're just gonna stay for
Jesus. Are you rather 26?
Damson. You're all very well for driving
absence. The one thing I'm good at Are
you gonna shoot him now, you pull that strap and stealth.
Yeah, you've got. You've got accomplishments it.
Just a bit of a goof. So yes, it's fine.
So as you take this turn you take it again, you do this
really sweet slide and you have just a moment.
As you see, Eddie, just slightly behind you guys are in parallel,
and in this moment of racing Clarity, you have a moment where
you can do something because you rolled over 25, okay?
Well here's the thing, the plan currently Okay, is the is the is
the big jump like right before the it's bright before the
Finish Line? It is literally the last thing.
It's the grand finale of the race if they wanted it to be
big. So that everyone would talk
about it. He does.
He look like he like he has a new auto drive on his bike.
He's got the jump Jets and an SI so he'll probably be able to
make the jump but it won't be pretty and his bike won't
survive. Now that he doesn't have the
proper equipment. He'll probably surviving will
make as you would have done as well, but your bike would've
been wrecked forever. This is going to be bad for that
bike. He's probably not as attached to
that bike as you are to yours so it's not really an issue.
Yeah. Um, can you tell me how to trap
the maid is a trap? Grenade is a raccoon Aid that
you throw at someone and it tries to find them.
Yeah. Either to the ground or to
whatever their home. Okay?
Yeah. That's, that's, that's why I
thought, that's what I thought. Um, I'm put, I'm going to throw
one down behind me. Okay.
You are moving pretty fast. So it's minus, 20 K, 16.
Heroes. 22 on evasion, the truck.
Grenade jumps over him, hits a bystander, and they get Bound To
The Ground like like Star-Lord. Cool, little thing and got it.
Just it like pins them to the ground.
It's come out and shunt into the tarmac on the ground and then
now pinned to the ground. All right, well, that's what I
did. Nice, excellent.
You distract him a little bit, which means he gets - to to this
roll rolling under what you Did keeping the same Pace, you come
around this kid corner and now you're headed towards the
downtown area you have for tight Corners to take, what you gonna
do. I'm actually going to let Eddie
pass and what I'm going to do. My first question is, are you
going to let nine control this moment?
Or are you going to rock? Yeah, so now is going to take
over the driving while Jeb takes out both of his heavy pistols
and aims for The tires of Eddie the trick as he passes.
Well, well, jab, you've given up control of your bike to an AI.
You chose well, because this term is a 13 and nine always
rasa 14. So you take the corner
effortlessly and you feel nine like just slide a little bit and
you take the corner. There's a little hop as it goes
over, just a bit of the sidewalk and in midair, you actually get
a slightly better shot Because you chose well and you actually
feel nine like respecting your bike.
It makes you happy. You were in the air for like
less than a second. But 29, it was the coolest thing
ever. I'm doing great, not just a good
Tire of her. She'll take good care of you.
But you are letting out in front of you.
Yes, just a little bit. I'm going to say you're still
kind of neck. And then II essentially I want I
want him to pass me so that I have a great shot as he's
passing right by me. Yeah he rose at 23, he gets past
you a full step you, let 9 take over.
So he's now in the lead but you have essentially two major
actions. Oh that's a crit 33.
Yeah you hit his tire rolled damage 10 damage but no crits.
He's back tire bursts and he skids to a halt around here
lampposts and holds onto it. His back tire is shredded
completely. And he starts to pull out the
replacement from the pack and pump it try and getting it all
over filled as quickly. You pull over fun, fucking kill
this guy, please. He's pumping is like and I just
I just say nine, pull us over Now I'm posed driver in you.
My Dismount kick the kick stand out and just take out the
Ameritech Maddie the trick doesn't even look at you use one
pump. He's one hand to pump the pump
for his tire and he pulls out a little remote goes and he just
keeps pumping. I wouldn't just do the right.
It's not that bad. What is that?
What are you thinking? It, and he flips up the plastic
cover. I wonder what would happen if I
push this button, I'm going to I'm going to shoot his and I'm
going to use as much luck as physically possible, okay?
If you fuck this up, you know, I know things.
So I have six. Okay.
And what is the DV on this, the
DVD of shooting a small amount of playing card sized object out
of Eddie? The tricks hand, while he looks
directly at you? Yeah, I'm gonna say this is a
heroic move and according to this chart I have in front of
me. Uh-huh.
It is a 21 and 21. Okay, okay, okay.
I can do that. I can do that.
I'm using all six of my luck so I get to add 6 to this correct.
Yep, boy, I was such a stressful here.
All right, you hit him in the hand, the remote flies in to the
air and luckily because you Rollin even that doesn't even
add the 6. I'm oh yeah.
But you've now burned that harken.
Yes, absolutely no doubt about that.
So, you rolled a 27, plus 6 means it was a 33 which actually
matches your previous shot. Yet, the remote flies out of his
hand as he finishes. The last pump, it lands on the
ground and skids across not landing on the button and in
that moment he jumps on the back of his bike roles at 21 and
unless you beat that, he speeds away.
Can I throw my last remaining trap grenade?
Sure. Okay, he was ready for his tie
to burst in the middle of a race.
He's done it before, so he knows how to fill it really quickly.
You shot the thing out of his hand.
But you didn't hit his hand because you don't regret.
So, but he doesn't have the, he doesn't have the Detonator
anymore. Yeah, but doesn't mean it
doesn't have a contingency plan. Sure.
You don't know. Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Come on, baby. So I have to be at 21 with this.
You have to be at well, that's impossible.
No, it's not. I mean, it's I've a one in ten
chance of a 1 in 10 chance. It's not, it's not, it's not.
Impossible, right? You could use the other you
could race him. Well, yeah, but this idea is, is
not worth taking. You've also, I will say, you've
now stopped him from being able to detonate it without like
calling someone and doing a bunch of way, more complicated.
So I'm hoping back on the bike. I'm I'm now going from blood
again sick. Nice.
Alright, the second turn looks a little harder and you roll a 21
easily catching up with Eddie and your.
Now, neck and neck, you've got two more turns Let's roll to
driving checks there real quick Corners.
All right. Oh, great role really.
So when you get a quick success, you actually move forward to
instead of moving forward. Can I get right up next to him
so I can shoot in the face? Yes.
Yes, you can. You're now neck and neck with
him. You're almost about to get
towards the jump. All right?
And then I'd, this is why I take out the big Ameritech Magnum.
Cool. And I say you should have never
messed with my joy, 24. Yeah, yeah.
Square in the side of the. What are you shooting at his
head? Shooting at his head?
All right, cold shots. Minus twenty eight minus eight
so that's 16. Yes.
You hit full damage 23. That's triple six has the
everliving. Let's go.
Gosh, that is a lot of damage.
First off, he rolls 9, you hit him in the neck and he tears a
muscle in his neck and in Blood starts to burn.
Burst out. He grabs his neck to stop the
blood from pouring out of his neck and is now riding one
handed, this is very much harbored his ability to ride and
he pulls over a little bit. You're still going at speed and
9 doesn't understand that. So you actually move forward to
the jump and we cut too retro and BV right in that office
standing in front of the guy with a gun pointed on the other
side of the shelves, this coax oven made, so you're prepared To
die for any the Trek. Sometimes, it's a fun way to go
out, bad, boys. Like to do with a bang, I'll
shit. I'll just go ahead.
So hold on. Does the big guys see me know?
Okay, I'll just go. Okay, and I will gently go ahead
and go to make it look like I'm going to gently set it down.
And as I do, I will then drop to the ground.
Giving you be a very open shot. Yeah.
Brilliant. Pull the trigger.
All right, so, as I see this, I'm going to go ahead Head and
shoot. See.
I'm going to add luck to this. So I've used to.
So I'm going to use, I'm going to use three more look.
So sad plus 32, this 1111 Yeah, that's great.
I would like to use my inspiration right now for them
to re-roll. Okay, I'm going to say, did I
when you, when you were going to when you were trying to take out
that guy with the hypospray, did I give you inspiration for that?
I don't recall, I didn't write anything down.
Have the, should I know, I know mean that because it was smart.
I'd, I expected you to use the baseball bat or the gun, and you
used medical equipment. And that's very like,
character-based. So, I'm gonna say, you have
inspiration. If you want to use it, okay?
Cause you're old, I am going to use that inspiration.
You get to keep your luck for that.
Okay. Great.
Because it's an inspiration role.
So it carried 14. Plus what was really 17 30?
That's good 17. Yeah, that's great.
That's above the 12 yards. It needs to be.
Yeah, you hit this big muscley, dude, and he didn't expect it
either, you know, it's a little late.
I was going to potentially called shot it, but we already.
Well, I would have missed. Yeah, I would have - yeah.
Shit. Okay.
I wrote a 10/10. Damage that is 10 damage.
You hit him square and he did not expect this and he actually
lowers his gun that gun has two hits.
If you want to find out a guy will 12.
Now I'm not enough. Are you sure?
Yes, I will say I will say you can use that shot as a
distraction, to shoot for yourself to shoot for.
So the Bullet goes off, he's like whoa, he Dodges the bullet
not paying attention which gives an attack of opportunity if you
like for retro and his various amounts of perfectly.
Yeah, well I'm really close. You got a Bonus to the hit.
Yeah, I'm really close. So yes, you watch the shotgun.
It is. Sounds good.
Oh no. Well, you have your inspiration.
You have an inspiration. You're going to roll that right.
Okay, because that's a crit fail six, holy shit 22 it's excellent
role damage damage nice. Yeah you hit him Square in the
chest. He goes underneath half Health.
With all the hits. He's taken so far.
It's a body hit that is 9. He also tears a muscle.
And this time instead of it tearing it pops and you can, you
can actually see his foot go limp because a ligament in his
foot went there and he falls over to the ground and his gun
goes off the bullet flies through the room and it blows
through his other foot. Do you have two shots with that
guy do? Oh shit, I'll just go ahead,
I'll get up. I'll put the gun right up to his
head. Okay.
And you miss boy, but you range 0 to 6 is a DV 13.
A name shot is minus 8. That's a 16 which means you got
an egg, which is not enough. I didn't say m shot.
I said I put it. To his head.
I call that a name shot yet. Technically that is a
technically that's you saying I'm aiming at a specific part of
the body. You miss fair enough, but he is
on the ground, he is incapacitated.
And every time he tries to do anything, like if he tries to do
a melee attack, he has a minus 2 to it and he's really close to
you. Yeah.
Well then, with my bonus action. I'm just going to put my boot
against his head to the ground. Yeah, that's great.
Sure. Roll Broly.
I will say this guy's called Mike the muscle and you rolled a
crit fail 8. You did you wrote it?
You rolled a 19 and heroes, a Crip fail, not a 8 and you just
push on his head and Vivi you recognize this noise you hear
his neck snap you've do for sure.
He's dead. Oh it's got a retro.
You skip. Nectar.
And as you pass by the shelving unit there in the corner
strapped to the chair in the corner is Joy with this.
Utter look of fear on her eyes and she's looking at you and
shaking her head. Over their mouths.
Yes. Can I see if there's anything
connected to the tape? So I from that, they are bound
to the, to the chair with something.
It's not rope, it looks electric, but there's nothing
up. But to the tape on their mouth,
oh no, nothing, no, no, they just shaking their head and you
can kind of hear them saying, go go, get out of here.
I'm through the tape. Okay, I'm gonna just rip the
tape off as hard as I could as fast, sorry.
Oh, on Joy's arm. Medically attached to their arm
is a Detonator ticking down. Now the huge area sticking out
of it. Oh no, no, no.
Oh no. I don't know how to get that
out. Oh my God.
Okay, okay. Okay, okay, I think I can do
this. I think I can get it out.
This. Hi, I'm a medical.
Professional Ivan turn. No, but I, you know, I'm, I can
do this. I can do this.
I've never done anything like this before, and I look, too,
retro kind of nervously. I'm a student trying to get him
to trauma team. Okay.
I will say you, too. You have a A berry techie person
and a very medical person. You can totally work together
and yeah, and you should I was going to ask, can I help?
And that's, I would like to on my face proceed, to show how to
do surgery on an arm roll, basic good, I roll.
Okay, actually, that's better roll.
Basic tip because it is a, it is a Detonator.
So, you roll is 16, that's above the DVD of which is 15, which
gives Vivi, a plus 2 to this medical procedure.
All right, all right. Okay, this okay, this is
helpful. Thank you just just don't move.
I have a bag. I have a bag on my side.
It's like a, like, a brown briefcase looking thing, and it
is a med tech bag. And I took start pulling out
some of my tools and I go to her arm and try to begin.
Extracting nice. You can use any kind of medical
Tech roll. You like it is.
It is a form of cyber where she hasn't taken any anti-rejection
drugs. Okay.
It has been forced upon her very recently, it has not taken yet
but it is inside parts of their skin.
I am going to do surgery on this excellent.
So let's see how I roll. In the rush to sort this out.
I'm gonna kill Jets girlfriend. Let's get you down, but you did
roll a crit, fell five, and in the rush, you're new to the
medical field. You look joy in the eyes and I
am so sorry. I'm so sorry.
It's under a living. Right.
The only way we can do this in enough time.
It's, if I cut off the arm, I'm so sorry.
We can find a cyber arms, replace it, okay?
Just, I just thought, if I kept, this is retro, you're going to
want to put something in that thing, back in her mouth because
this is going to be really painful.
That's not good. I do.
I technically, did we have a lot of people who are fighting and I
use one to knock a guy out and I could have been a diaper.
I don't want to be awake for this, but I guess I kind of have
to poor choice professed. Okay, you take out your your
laser scalpel. And in a very Swift motion,
cauterized the wound and remove their armed with a swift curve
around. It's actually fairly elegant and
retro. You're incredibly impressed.
Oh, all right. Because Vivir, old 22 and you've
gotta just the perfect point where reattaching a cybertek arm
will be really good for like Of endings and connection and
muscle structure. You picked the perfect point.
You just didn't do the intricate way of just removing it and
keeping their flesh arm. It has been removed.
Joy is now freed from the machine which was all connected
to that piece and you lay the severed arm back on the chair.
I would like to take a look at that real quick, okay, I would
like to be able to extract it and retool it to my advantage
right now. Jeff 17.
Just yes. You managed to grab a little bit
of information, but you can't remove it from the flesh.
So you're only able to grab the core of it so it, but I can be
able to set it off though, right?
Yes, you found the frequency but it cannot leave that chair at
all. Otherwise, it'll go off.
Can I hack the frequency to use at my own discretion?
Yes. Okay.
I have see the, The Detonator is in that arm.
If you remove it, from that chair, it will explode.
But you have the wavelength now to be able to set the right.
Can I use that to another see E4 remote that I have in my back.
Yes, I'd like to get your totally able to collect.
You can do that with, you're tired.
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do that.
I'm going to set it to call you. Now have control of the
explosion cray. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Yeah. Agreed, you help joy out of the
room, you taking the same route, you came in and you sneak joy
out of this building by Rolling. Stealth.
All right, I'm gonna use the rest of my life points for this.
Nice 17. Do I tell you real self?
I'll see you dude. Oh my gosh why can I find it
very often on the she protects me from 28.
You're able to get out without disturbing that guard.
That was trying to work out. What was in the boxes.
It's really loud here. There's a race going on.
There's a lot happening. You managed to get out of this
building. You get into Vanna, White and
you drive Joy away. I imagine you send a message to
jab saying that, it's cool. Yeah, we drive just Enough
distance away that we know the C-4 is not going to hit us um
and then I'm going to tune my head to whatever signal is
broadcasting the race and I'm going to hand the remote the
remote for the C-4 to Joy. Cool.
Oh fuck, I was right-handed when you see Eddie you know what to
do. Okay.
And we return to the race, Jeb, you have left Eddie behind in
the dust. And there before you is this
jump over the warehouse where you going to do, you're going to
take the jump, take the glory, and the fame going to turn
around. Take your revenge.
Oh, we all know worry. I'm gonna turn around and take
my revenge. I thought you were gonna take
the jump and then kill him afterwards.
But cool. Yeah.
Oh no. See see because going because in
Jeb's mind he hadn't jab. There is one.
Other thing about this though, as you get close to the jump,
the crowd is going. Jab, jab, jab, Jab.
And as you get closer to that, they're getting even more Rowdy,
right? I'm just going to tell you right
now. You now have peer pressured to
take the job. I mean normally, yes, but I
really feel like I'm telling you you have to you have to resist
torture drugs, the crowd. Okay, what's the DVD here?
The DVD hits a big crowd. And he thought he was gonna win.
So he wanted everybody to see. Even tune is in the crowd going.
All right? So this is a 17.
Okay. You roll the 15, the crowd has
in big and you, and you see, you feel the power of the jump Jets.
Just like, give off a little spot below you.
As you come towards this, jump over the warehouse, you feel the
Infectious feeling of being the center of attention.
As this crowd is screaming your name.
Yeah, I gotta do it. You can hit, you can hit Eddie
afterwards. He's not taking your glory and
your role at 20, which is Easily beats the DVD of the jump, with
the jump Jets, which by the way, was 15, well done.
And as you fly over this Warehouse, you feel the jump
Jets kickoff and you get an extra little jump in midair and
nine go. And as he comes down towards the
other side, you actually feel the jump Jets engage again.
And this is what the A is for. Really as you get close, it's
using math to make you hit the ground while still having
forward momentum. So you can keep going bit like a
SpaceX rocket Landing as you get down to the other side.
You think to yourself damn be really cool.
If there was an explosion behind me right now.
Joy sees this on screen and go look.
So retro goes I can't I can't take this moment away from him.
I love her and she hits the explosion and this explosion is
so fucking cool and Jeb, you do not turn around, no, because
cool people never look in their closing behind them and it just
goes off, feels like slow motion for a lot of people.
It was because they had to replay it because it happened so
quickly bits of the building explodes apparently, they're
also fireworks in there 02. They go up.
The building is fun. It's exploded, it's very broken,
everything, behind you collapses, The Crowd Goes insane
and there in the distance, is Eddie standing next to a spike,
holding his neck, trying to stay alive, you have won this race,
but I haven't won. Married a witch this kid around
and head back to, where Eddie is on the path.
He's now, like off his bike, trying to stay alive.
I once again Dismount the bike kick out the kickstand and just
slowly. Walk towards my now-infamous
rifle. Can we can you motherfuckers
getting to get into my life? Always fucking lose and you
better remember that but hey Eddie don't worry yeah I have a
feeling you're not going to lose anymore, not after today.
Oh shit bank and you shoot him in the head Square in the middle
of the eyes but it goes through and he just fucking drops dead.
Turn around Crowd Goes Wild, walk over the bikes.
Kick my leg over. Turn my head back.
And because, and Jeb rides off to go find Joy by the time you
get back V, you're already working on it, on a arm
replacement. It's almost finished.
You finished the, in the integration port and you're
installing the bottom half. It's the same tone as their
skin. It's a pretty expensive one, but
ping foot the bill, so it's fine and it looks the same as flash,
except it's now got electronic. Lines means Joy can be a bit
more dexterous with their construction now, so maybe it's
a silver lining. Six, you get back to the bar and
all three of you sit down while Joy takes a big old nap to
recover. I walk up to her as she's asleep
as she sleeping and I just placed my hand on the metallic
arm as she now has and I just take a deep breath, you know, I
never said this to you while you were awake and suppose, I will
have chance for a little bit but Joy, you You make me happy.
You know. You're like, you're like a shot
of whiskey for my soul. I love you Joy.
And I won't let nothing happen to you like this ever again, I
promise. Tonight, you get off my bike
right now. Chicken Sabor nap or something.
And they zoom on downstairs to hang out with strange.
Well, I was quite the adventure. If I assign, I'm really sorry
about your friends arm. I thought I could do it.
I still have a lot of learned and just hug you.
To play Cat's. Hugs back.
Thank you, thank you, doc, thanks, of course, you did.
Great. You did too.
And you know, if you ever want to Spot on This Crew.
Well, that'd be all right with it.
Yeah, you're really good. Duck.
Save some people say some Limbs and mended a broken heart.
Good for you Q. I feel like I have a lot of
learning to do still but you all have all been really kind.
I appreciate that. You know what they say?
Experience is the best teacher. Okay?
So I've and I'll tell you we paying experience because I also
pay an APA and Eddie's. Yeah.
Just we also get actually this isn't an intention Q I believe
in paying people for their work. I'm gonna pay you for that arm.
That's a really lovely quality. Are my thank you very much for
doing this. I fear your drinks everyone you
know you want to come and hang out with us for the rest of the
night. Sure.
After this is the most action, I think I've ever had and ever.
So yes I would be happy to hang out.
I'm a lot another blunt. What do you drink?
A duck to the? It's poison.
I usually just drink coffee all the time and cigarettes.
I guess I'll do coffee with Bailey's.
Yeah, yeah, coffee with Bailey's please, Irish coffee?
Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you. Hey, you want to hit on this?
Sure, I miss you. It's completely medicinal.
We do prescribe this, and the three of you.
Spend the night. Living your Victory, drinking
your drinks. Smoking, your substances,
getting to know each other in case, someday need to go on an
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